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#56 Lawyers

lawyersA common characteristic amongst white people is the need to over analyze things, so they partake in activities such as therapy, writing a blog, or becoming an arts major. So its rather obvious why white people love lawyers so much as it is the one profession that has mastered the art of “over analyzing things”. Even though most disputes can be resolved through reason, unselfishness, and / or a google search, white people would prefer to take things to court or have something in writing. Lawyers are seen as the ultimate problem solvers and “the law” is seen as the be all, end all, of resolving all the world’s ills. In fact white people tend to have better relationships with their lawyers than with family members or friends. Please note that when around white people, that it is social suicide to admit or state that you don’t have a regular lawyer.

But perhaps the one main reason why white people love lawyers is the sense that they are giving back to the community. Most white people major in the arts, and law school is pretty much the only option for anyone with a BA that wants a decent paying job. Basically this love of the law is keeping the demand for lawyers much higher than it should be. So paying lawyer fees to settle the smallest problem, is the white person equivalent of Warrick Dunn building homes for low income families.


192 Responses to “#56 Lawyers”

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Brandon Parkison on July 11, 2009 at 7:33 am

over analyzing or thinking thoroughly. last i checked white people built the world on over anaylzing. last i checked Ethiopian faces were the spawning pool of flies, and civil war was the continents national pass time. HAHA insulting intelligence is humorous to me


 

I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????

I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE who seem to WASTE their money on attorney’s fees.

Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)

http://thepighasacurlytail.wordpress.com/million-dollar-fund/


 

Yeah this one sucked. Nobody likes lawyers. FAIL

http://www.beabetterproducer.com


people like lawyers when they use them to get money out of other people or companies. I like my lawyer for getting me 25,000 when a company wouldnt refund my 6,000.


 
 
 

Lawyers are RESPECTABLE


 

Maybe this section should have been “making Lawyer Jokes”


 

That’s not true — nobody likes lawyers.


 
Charlie Brown on May 7, 2009 at 9:55 pm

Woo – Lets all hate on lawyers coz ANARCHY ROCKS!!!!!


 

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