#60 Toyota Prius
February 7, 2008 by clander
Over the years, white people have gone through a number of official cars. In the 1980s it was the Saab and the Volvo. By the 1990s it was the Volkswagen Jetta or a Subaru 4WD stastion wagon. But these days, there is only one car for white people. One car that defines all that they love: the Toyota Prius.
The Prius might be the most perfect white product ever. It’s expensive, gives the idea that you are helping the environment, and requires no commitment/changes other than money.
The Toyota Prius gets 45 miles per gallon. That’s right, you can drive 45 miles and burn only one gallon of gasoline. So somehow, through marketing or perception, the Prius lets people think that driving their car is GOOD for the environment.
It’s a pretty sweet deal for white people. You can buy a car, continue to drive to work and Barak Obama rallies and feel like you are helping the environment!
Some white people decide to pull the ultimate move. Prius, Apple Sticker on the back, iPod rocking, and Democratic Candidate bumper sticker. Unstoppable!
There are a few ways you can use this to your advantage. If you are carpooling to an event or party you can always say “can we take your Prius? my car doesn’t get good mileage and I feel guilty driving it.” And bam! Free ride! 
Also, if you see a white person in a Prius you can say “wow, that’s great to see that you’re doing something for the earth.” The white person will feel very good about themselves and offer to drive you home, to Ikea, or drop you off at 80s night.
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white people are all just trying to rationalize the guilt they get from everywhere
[...] the world. If you must drive, economy cars are in fashion because you can still drive but can rid yourself of the guilt of destroying the environment or of selling our country out to the Middle East by driving gas [...]
[...] of bike paths, farmer’s markets, microbreweries, tea shops, yoga classes, dispensaries, and Priuses, all of which are great to make fun of while being generally good [...]
more bad news for obozo’s gov’t motors boondoggle the Chev. volt catches fire…
so much for the flagship of obozo’s green energy economic recovery….
like obozo needed more attention to his collosal waste of tax payer money on his “green economy” bullshit…
his solar energy boondoggle (solyndra) coupled with his natural gas boondoggle, and now his car company are all disasters of biblical proportions… gov’t takeovers of the private sector have always been and will always be fucking disasters because gov’t workers aren’t hired for their expertise or qualifications, they are hired per quota, and are always the most inefficient, over paid, under worked, poorest managed, and most ineffective workforce in the history of mankind. Especially under liberal leadership.
Japanese cars that are OK for white people to like:
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Well, I’m a WASP, a Lifetime member of the NRA, I have a concealed carry permit and I’m a pro-choice conservative. Not many of us pro-choice consrvatives, basically don’t care for Liberals, but I do like my Prius v.
My husband just bought a TDI Passat & it gets over 40 mi/gal and the new VW plant is in TN.
I guess I’m old-school white b/c I drive a Volvo xc-90 and I love it.
On a sad note, Chevy reported that a full 13% of Chevy owners have NEVER been on the internet!
Eat me skank!!!
[...] out Stuff White People Like wasn’t make that shit up. (They wrote, “The Prius might be the most perfect white [...]
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