#60 Toyota Prius
February 7, 2008 by clander
Over the years, white people have gone through a number of official cars. In the 1980s it was the Saab and the Volvo. By the 1990s it was the Volkswagen Jetta or a Subaru 4WD stastion wagon. But these days, there is only one car for white people. One car that defines all that they love: the Toyota Prius.
The Prius might be the most perfect white product ever. It’s expensive, gives the idea that you are helping the environment, and requires no commitment/changes other than money.
The Toyota Prius gets 45 miles per gallon. That’s right, you can drive 45 miles and burn only one gallon of gasoline. So somehow, through marketing or perception, the Prius lets people think that driving their car is GOOD for the environment.
It’s a pretty sweet deal for white people. You can buy a car, continue to drive to work and Barak Obama rallies and feel like you are helping the environment!
Some white people decide to pull the ultimate move. Prius, Apple Sticker on the back, iPod rocking, and Democratic Candidate bumper sticker. Unstoppable!
There are a few ways you can use this to your advantage. If you are carpooling to an event or party you can always say “can we take your Prius? my car doesn’t get good mileage and I feel guilty driving it.” And bam! Free ride! 
Also, if you see a white person in a Prius you can say “wow, that’s great to see that you’re doing something for the earth.” The white person will feel very good about themselves and offer to drive you home, to Ikea, or drop you off at 80s night.
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Thats not a car, thats a lunchbox with a computer in it.
I proudly drive a Ford Expedtion with a Triton V8 with 450 horsepower and on good days 15MPG. But at least if I get into an accident my car wont be my grave, and the person in my way wont live to sue me.
You probably don’t get it. Prius has the most modern UI. So if you are a professional computer user, it is only natural to use Prius; the UI of any other car, including all those mercedeses just sucks, really. I bought mine for the UI, not for gas saving (what you save, you give to Toyota anyway).
I think you need to add a new one to the list of what white people like “going off the grid”.
While visiting my sister (in a VERY white vacation spot) she was talking on the phone to a friend and I heard her say. “No she won’t beable to make tennis, She’s having a bit of a crisis. She’s off the grid and her house was hit by lightening and now she has to wait for a repair person to fix her solar panels.”
I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE who seem to WASTE their money by purchasing a pretentious Toyota Prius.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
http://thepighasacurlytail.wordpress.com/million-dollar-fund/
“Some white people decide to pull the ultimate move. Prius, Apple Sticker on the back, iPod rocking, and Democratic Candidate bumper sticker. Unstoppable!”
*Dies laughing* You’ve just described the German teacher at my college to a perfect ‘T!’
I love this site!!
Any time a white person brags to me about their Prius, I just tell them, “I drive a 1994 Geo Metro XFi which gets FIFTY-ONE miles per gallon and it’s carbon debt was paid off a long time ago. You’ll need to drive your Prius 46,000 miles just to pay off it’s own carbon debt and can never catch up to my Geo Metro.”
“Carbon debt” aside.. I drive a 1984 Mercedes Turbo Deisel. I get 30mpg, and I blow an assload of black smoke out if I gun the engine too much… but hey I look good (better than your souped up golf-cart)
GO TO HELL!
http://www.beabetterproducer.com
Ugly looking car for the bunch of brainwashed SUCKERS.
Your blog just awful.
You’re retarded.
The Prius brainwash…
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