#6 Organic Food
January 19, 2008 by clander
Because of the balance of global wealth and power, there is a general assumption that white people are pretty shrewd. And for the most part, history has proven this to be true. But white people have one great weakness: organic food.
As seen by the image on the left – when faced with eating food that has been processed and loaded with nitrates, sodium and saturated fat, or organic rat poison, 10/10 they will take the rat poison.
Just like with farmers markets, white people believe that organic food is grown by farmers who wear overalls, drive tractors, and don’t use pesticide. In spite of the fact that most organic food is made by major agribusiness, and they just use it as an excuse to jack up prices, white people will always lose their mind for organic anything. Never mind the fact that if the world were to switch to 100% organic food tomorow, half the earth would die of starvation.
But white people don’t care, just so long as they aren’t eating pesticides they are pretty sure they can live forever.
It’s almost guaranteed that if some Columbian drug lord can start offering “organic” cocaine, he’ll be the richest guy ever.
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Most of these are good but this one…i know it’s trying to be funny but there are a lot of misconceptions here.
All intelligent people eat organic food…and this “it cant feed the world stuff” is non-sense…
monoculture foods are way more susceptible to outbreaks of disease and pests and pesticides kill lots of people over time and kill wildlife and BEES which we need to make food etc. etc as well….not to mention “Superweeds” sprouting and making things even worse for those who rely too much on pesticides! organic food is the best in every way, period!
p.s. I hate corporations! specifically agrobusiness who plant stupid ideas like yours!
win
i love processed food especially fried chicken
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I don’t like reading anything irrelevant (such as long ass pointless comments), so how in the hell did the topic get switched from arguing about the economic factors of organic food to autism? Oh you white people! ;D *wink*
“As far as autism, the lying scientists haven’t found anything linking autism to vaccines. It was just something rumoured by housewives who consider autism a death sentence”
WHAT?!?
vaccines DO cause autism. most of the reports and studies that say otherwise are funded by the same scientists, pharmaceutical companies, doctors and governmental entities who benefit from continuing the toxic vaccination schedules. Just look at the rise in autism since 1991 when the Hep B vaccine started being administered at birth. Toxic levels of formaldehyde given to infants and children DOES cause changes in our chemistry and DOES cause autism. it is a fact.
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