#6 Organic Food
January 19, 2008 by clander
Because of the balance of global wealth and power, there is a general assumption that white people are pretty shrewd. And for the most part, history has proven this to be true. But white people have one great weakness: organic food.
As seen by the image on the left – when faced with eating food that has been processed and loaded with nitrates, sodium and saturated fat, or organic rat poison, 10/10 they will take the rat poison.
Just like with farmers markets, white people believe that organic food is grown by farmers who wear overalls, drive tractors, and don’t use pesticide. In spite of the fact that most organic food is made by major agribusiness, and they just use it as an excuse to jack up prices, white people will always lose their mind for organic anything. Never mind the fact that if the world were to switch to 100% organic food tomorow, half the earth would die of starvation.
But white people don’t care, just so long as they aren’t eating pesticides they are pretty sure they can live forever.
It’s almost guaranteed that if some Columbian drug lord can start offering “organic” cocaine, he’ll be the richest guy ever.
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Doodee is organic. I love organic. Therefore, I love eating doodee. I pay a lot more to eat organic doodee. I am dumb, I am American. Thank you.
This is funny. I’m a young African-American female and i LOVE organic food and body products. lol. I’m also vegan and drink green tea everyday. I listen to jrock (japanese rock) and i was actually considering going into natural medicine in college. 90% of the stuff on this blog applies to me.
Would anyone care to explain that?
I don’t know any white people who are like the people described in this blog, but i have a black female vegetarian friend who this blog also applies to.
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Maybe they should add a post about black people with natural hair because my hair is natural and thats pretty much all you see in ads nowadays.
Organic Fruit is specially designed after the texture of “Old People Fruit’. Pasty and tasteless. Also the main characteristics of Perez Hilton.
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All a big scam for dumb americans. organic?!?! faeces is organic, cobra venom is organic, sell it to whore foods and the yuppies and other dummies go running to spend 100 bucks on junk. We are all worm food anyway. Death and lotsa taxes—it’s the American way.
Hah. Love the last line, thats true. lmao.
But I actually would prefer the hungry man dinner to the rat poison and Wendy’s bacanator (the most unhealthy thing known to man kind) to a nice organic salad.
although, I do like organic foods… So im kinda 50/50 on this one….
Does this mean I’m mulatto? Cuz i’m definitely not a health freak type chick who reads the label on everythign beofre she eats it in fear of dying one day sooner then scheduled. Whats the big deal?
COLOMBIAN DRUG LORD….get your facts straight! the country is called COLOMBIA with 2 o’s……
THANK YOU! i was just about to say this. i hate it when people spell Colombia wrong. i’m Colombian too so it gets on my nerves.
Check out fisheggs to see a cute 100% Organic picture
And here I just thought it was a hippie thing… Oh, right, most of the hippies here are white.
lmfao Im white, Im not a hippie… I like some “earth-ly things.”
doesnt mean im going to go hug a tree and chain myself to it, therefore prohibiting its “demise” … seriously, Even people who call themselves hippies arn’t hippies… they usually say that well wearing a pair of leather shoes and spiting there gum on the sidewalk. haha.
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