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#15 Yoga

Although its origins are from India, one can find more yoga studios in white neighbourhoods such as Kitsilano or Orange County than in Kolkata. Participation in this activity requires large amounts of money and time, both of which white people have a lot of. Yoga is basically the practice of stretching for one hour. Stertching should only take five minutes, other peoples would rather spend the extra fifty five minutes playing in an actual sport or spending time with their families and friends.

Yoga is also an expensive activity. It gives white people the chance to showcase their $80 pants. The cost of four yoga classes is equal to the amount of money it would take to pay for uniforms and travel costs of an AAU Basketball team in the inner city. Lastly like other stuff that white people like, yoga feels exotic and foreign (ties into post #2 about eastern religions) and deep down in some way, white people feel that participation makes up for years of colonial rule in India.

Please note that opening up Yoga studios in Brampton or Surrey will yield little success


203 Responses to “#15 Yoga”

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to practice yoga, all you need to have is the willingness to open yourself up to try new stuff, bringing body and mind to your own limits, without hurting yourself. yoga takes care of keeping your body in shape and not to whine like many people do about back problems, stiffness etc, hence keeping the mind free of any unnecessary thoughts.
you do not need to have fancy clothes or expensive yogamats. you can practice yoga in your jeans - with tiem you’ll outstretch it.


 

Yoga is great and so is Stuff White People Like!

For a more serious take on yoga, visit the Successful Living Quotes blog.


 

With all your BC references, I think you either live in Vancouver, or all that bullshit about how BC is the “Best Place on Earth” and is envied by the western world is true. I think it’s the former.


 

LOL YOU SED STERTCHING INSTEAD OF STRETCHING, +1 WHITE POINT.


 

what about tai chi?


 
Alcoholocaust on October 22, 2008 at 5:10 pm

rofl, I love this site. I’m white and find it hysterical. If you are taking this as offensive, -you- are the people he’s making fun of. Apparently, white people don’t like satire :P


 
 

You are so funny i never thought that there waz a website like this :PPPPPPP
LMAO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


 
 

Wow…you’re kind of a racist, aren’t you?


Why, because he has a sense of humor… Get over yourself…


White people do not get over themselves … sheesh.


 
 
 

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