#33 Marijuana
January 27, 2008 by clander
People from many cultures like marijuana (South East Asian, Jamaica, India, Morrocco, Mexico, etc), but white people take it to an entirely new level.
To simply purchase, roll and smoke marijuana is not enough for white people. They need to make sure they know all the different strains, cultivation technique, and methods for smoking it. They even have an entire magazine devoted those where they actually have centerfolds of plants that people have grown.
White people are also willing to spend over $500 on smoking devices just to find new and more expensive ways to smoke weed.
It is worth noting that at every white person, at some point, has written a high school or college paper about the history of how the DuPont industry helped make weed illegal. This paper also teaches them about how hemp can be used to fuel cars, make clothing, create food, cure cancer, and solve every single problem on earth.
While you would assume that most white people smoke weed between 14-28 (and act as though they are the first generation to do so), the reality is that white people smoke weed well into old age. They also smoke weed with their kids! This is not a joke. White people love weed so much that they consider it a ‘gift’ to share with their kids. Leading to a generation that was not allowed to watch Power Rangers, but was allowed to toke up.
All white people believe marijuana should be legalized, and they consider the Netherlands to a pinnacle of enlightenment. Also, every white person has had their most profound weed smoking experience in Amsterdam, so it’s a good idea to fabricate a story about your own experience there so you can quickly forge a bond. Traditional tales uses the following words: hostel, brownie, girl/guy from Hungary, crazy, locked out, chill dudes from Ireland.
Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should ever imply that people just smoke weed to get high, they do it for medical/spiritual/social reasons, etc, or that there are any negative consequences. This will likely alienate you from white people.
On the plus side, white people are always looking for higher quality, more potent, more organic marijuana. If you promise to hook them up with a special selection from your home country, they will likely pay a high premium.
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Yes! this right here is a good post, White people do like mj but so do Mexican Americans ( some are almost white like myself) and Mj is something I would like to carry with me to my old ages, share stories to my grand children of the holy herb and teach people that yes, there are ppl who smoke just to catch a buzz but they are not using the herb for its full potential. We should all consume organic and stay shanti
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Why are you guys taking this so seriously? It’s pretty entertaining, with him making note of all stereotypes. Go smoke a blunt.
u is totaly smart enuf wif ur great spellings, vocabs and grammer.
What the hell? White people, black people, why are you so racist? Also, why are you unwilling to participate in the proper use of the English language. First off, I highly doubt that there is any correlation between race and how well you can handle weed, I’d say that it most likely relates to how often and how much weed you consume. Secondly, you’re both assholes, sudhu and m4o2j0o because this is supposed to be a website that pokes fun at racial differences in a manner that is intended to bring people of every race together. So on that note, although you two appear to disagree on… I’m not really sure what.. don’t fret, you do have something in common though; you’re both douche bags!
white people are so damn fool…dat they learn from a magazine to smoke weed…so fuckingly retarded peoples…cannabis is for the people who is smart enough to tolerate the high …and smoke the world’s best weed the black sativa….u white pigs ,u don’t have the ability to smoke weed like we do…we enjoy every bit of it…and u fools just trying to show off…and im black…but ur colored…..and its so pathetic to see ur real color
u racist fool black,spanish,japanesse,hindu,jew,and any othe race u can think of like weed just as much as white people the only difference is white people stay on this planet when were high (xcept 4 the girls sorry ladies but u all a retarded when u smoke) if a black person were 2 smoke my weed he’d think he was unstoppable n try to kill himsef or something dumb (silly spoon no u cant fly get back down here), we like the good stuff mainly because we work (well most of us) n we can afford it sorry ur to poor its ok im white ill share with u just dry those saucer lips 1st u wet my shit n im done sharing with u
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