#33 Marijuana
January 27, 2008 by clander
People from many cultures like marijuana (South East Asian, Jamaica, India, Morrocco, Mexico, etc), but white people take it to an entirely new level.
To simply purchase, roll and smoke marijuana is not enough for white people. They need to make sure they know all the different strains, cultivation technique, and methods for smoking it. They even have an entire magazine devoted those where they actually have centerfolds of plants that people have grown.
White people are also willing to spend over $500 on smoking devices just to find new and more expensive ways to smoke weed.
It is worth noting that at every white person, at some point, has written a high school or college paper about the history of how the DuPont industry helped make weed illegal. This paper also teaches them about how hemp can be used to fuel cars, make clothing, create food, cure cancer, and solve every single problem on earth.
While you would assume that most white people smoke weed between 14-28 (and act as though they are the first generation to do so), the reality is that white people smoke weed well into old age. They also smoke weed with their kids! This is not a joke. White people love weed so much that they consider it a ‘gift’ to share with their kids. Leading to a generation that was not allowed to watch Power Rangers, but was allowed to toke up.
All white people believe marijuana should be legalized, and they consider the Netherlands to a pinnacle of enlightenment. Also, every white person has had their most profound weed smoking experience in Amsterdam, so it’s a good idea to fabricate a story about your own experience there so you can quickly forge a bond. Traditional tales uses the following words: hostel, brownie, girl/guy from Hungary, crazy, locked out, chill dudes from Ireland.
Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should ever imply that people just smoke weed to get high, they do it for medical/spiritual/social reasons, etc, or that there are any negative consequences. This will likely alienate you from white people.
On the plus side, white people are always looking for higher quality, more potent, more organic marijuana. If you promise to hook them up with a special selection from your home country, they will likely pay a high premium.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtjFpi7HRA8
Radio station from South America (Peru?), wherever they grow mairjuana, cocaine, heroin or what else (Acai, J/k).
For anyone savvy to lengthened the gong 10x (make a 28 sec. song, last about, oh…about 10 mins.) and add some synth to the background, you’re on an i-dosing trip.
your a mark if you dont know anyone who smokes weed. its the 21st century, get with the times
C’mon, seriously, how big is the phenomenon of digital drug sounds? It’s a remix of the trance music raves fad in the 90s and some partygoers took ecstacy in raves.
In addition, here’s a parody of the “I-dosing” trend, but called “E-bumping”. Hilarious as hell…taking it higher.
Marijuana is so passe, look at the latest trend for white teens to get high off from…audio files of bioneural sounds and music tunes on the internet, known as “i-dosing” by what’s called “digital drugs”. I’m like “WTF?” when I watched this, and soon I was like ROFLMAO!
Let me just add that my career is going to involve fighting oppression against everybody everywhere, regardless of race, color, sex, gender, whatever. This marijuana thing here is making light of MJ legalization which is a BLACK civil rights issue primarily, so you’re not even making fun of white people. bad job. There is a reason the NAACP is behind prop 19.
I love this website in general, but I am a successful white male college student, who smokes weed every day. I find this offensive, and given the fact that I bet I am doing more with my life than many people will who hate the stuff.
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Its all regarding how to grow marijuana indoors. The site linked also has some information that is quite useful.
Marijuana is a good herb that grows naturally all more than the planet. Unfortunately it is nevertheless illegal to grow marijuana in quite a few countries. Please examine your local laws before growing marijuana. With that said, letâ??s get growing!
Itâ??s a general consensus that growing herb is finest done with a great hydro system. Hydroponics could be the system of growing a plant without soil. You will discover two numerous ways to grow with hydro, but regardless you need to choose up some supplies. Very first and foremost you’ll need a light source to grow your herb. There are several technologies obtainable and I will break down the rewards and disadvantages of each for you.
The cheapest and most inefficient light source is compact fluorescent lighting (CFL). You will find two a variety of styles of CFL lighting. Some folks grow marijuana with CFL light bulbs. You can select these up at the grocery store and also a splitter at your local hardware store. Itâ??s a beneficial idea to strive for at least the 100 watt bulbs since anything less just isn’t giving off adequate light. Keep in mind that they are not particularly efficient so you may need as many as 8 or far more to grow and flower 3 plants. The other sort of CFL lighting could be the shop light style. These have a metal bracket employed like a reflector and the bulbs themselves are lengthy and cylindrical. This type of lighting is often a smaller additional efficient than the CFL bulb but even now not ideal for growing marijuana. Whichever kind of CFL bulb you choose, strive to your bluest temperature for vegetative growth and also the warmest color light for flowering.
The next lighting type is Metal Halide (MH). You see metal halide lights anytime you leave your household out night, as thatâ??s what most street lights use. Metal halide lighting works by converting power with a ballast after which delivering it to an HID bulb. This lighting sort is very very good for vegetative growth but not so a lot for flowering. These systems use incredibly many electricity and give off significant heat so you should always use MH in conjunction with great ventilation.
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Where the hell are YOU living? In MY area of the U.S. I’m more than just a little stoked that the people around me smokes herb and that most aren’t trying to sit on couch and watch life pass on. Instead we’re college students in school, hard workers 9 to 5ers, loving parents and so much more.
I want marijuana to be decriminalized, not made legal. It’s stupid to get a ticket for smoking or growing because Cops think that your going to sell it. There is so much more that could be done instead of a hopeless “War” on drugs.
You ask that people stop making generalizations, yet your willing to call the weed-smoking-readers “potheads”, assume that we haven’t made “something out of our life”, that the only ones who want this legalized have gotten high to many times and aren’t people who require it in daily life just as someone who has cancer that can not afford Chemotherapy or after said Chemo are to weak to have an appetite; and that we’re not being constructive with our earnings. I smoke weed, but I’m not a pot head.
Piss off please.
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