White people love to laugh, so it’s no surprise that some of the funniest people in the world are white! But do not believe that white people find all types of humor funny. BET Comicview for example is not considered funny, and white people generally get little to no enjoyment out of the program.
The easiest way to find out if a comedian is approved by white people is to see if they get mentioned on music blogs or have ever given an interview where they talk about how much they love The Magnetic Fields, Of Montreal, or The Shins. But this does not guarantee white acceptance.
If the topic of comedy comes up, the best thing to do is talk about how much you love Sarah Silverman. White people can’t get enough of her!
Her whole shtick is about saying really offensive things! But it’s ok because she’s pretty and has a small voice so it all sounds so cute! Get it? It’s not offensive, because when she says racist or sexist things she knows they are offensive. So it’s ok.
Much as white women will say that John Stewart is their perfect man, it is fully acceptable and encouraged for white men to say that Sarah Silverman is their perfect woman.
Sarah Silverman is also considered an “alternative comic” which essentially means she is universally loved by white people, but not enough so that she can be a movie star.
Other acceptable ‘alternative’ comedians: David Cross, and the Comedians of Comedy (Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, and Zach Galifinakis).
Also acceptable: Any comedian who shares your ethnicity.
WARNING: under no circumstances should you EVER list Dane Cook as your favorite comedian. The wrong kind of white people like him. And mentioning him will cause white people to lose all respect for you.
Don’t forget Mitch Hepburn. He was a drug addict and died young, so of course he is idolized by white people as a legend.
Also, Dave Chappelle must be put in this list. Every white person owns his two seasons on DVD, or at least rented them through Netflix, or perhaps caught them on a Podcast. Dave also, by proxy, counts as a black friend.
I can’t stand Dane Cook. Props.
Goat,
That’s Mitch Hedberg, not Hepburn. I think Mitch Hepburn was one of Katherine’s unfunny children (that she beat).
Honestly, this is the best blog i have ever read. I wil spend the next few lunch breaks overanalyzing comedians in my Prius.
Please tells us more about who the “wrong kind of white people” are that like Dane Cook. Not defending Cook, just curious about that line of thought. oops did I over anal-yze.
Huh huh, anal. White people love ass jokes too.
For the record, Sarah Silvermen makes me want to throw up. And for the record, she ain’t white. 😉
sarah silverman is a jew. obviously a spic wrote this post. get your races right!
“the wrong-type of white people” are any that enjoy Dane Cook’s terrible, stolen material.
He’s the Limp Bizkit of comedy.
You do, however, get extra white people scene points for referencing the original comics Cook has stolen from.
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I AM NOT WHITE AND I LOVE SARAH AND I HATE DANE COOK IT’S LIKE HE DIDN’T TAKE HIS MUSCLES RELAXERS OR SOMETHING. ALSO HE YELLS ALL HIS SO CALLED JOKES FOR NO REASON. IT’S LIKE IDIOT YOU ALREADY HAVE A MICROPHONE WHY ARE YOU YELLING. LEWIS BLACK AND KATT WILLIAMS ARE THE BEST. ALSO THAT GUY WITH THE PUPPETS WHEN HE BRINGS OUT THE DEAD SUICIDE BOMBER PUPPET. THAT WAS JUST TO FUNNY
His name is Jeff Dunham. And he is a ventriloquistan, still a hiliarious man. And he talks about buying a prius and his wife making fun of him in a Hummer H1 which i think is awesome!
damn straight
I’m white and I HATE Sarah Silverman (and would take Monique over her ass ANYDAY), so there.
There’s another blog out there somewhere in a parallel universe where the white people who like Dane Cook are analyzed…and it is too boring to read.
Also: Why do white people like country music that was made fifty years ago, but hate country music being made now?
That’s a great question Brody. It also brings into play exactly what ‘white people’ we’re discussing here. They’re certainly not the entire white population because country music is huge in much of the South and Midwest. I guess it’s yuppies primarily.
Way more white Americans like Dane Cook, or even Larry the Cable Guy, than like Sarah Silverman and Of Montreal (You’ll be hard pressed to find any whites outside of certain specific cultural scenes that have ever even heard of Of Montreal!!)
So what you are really talking about on this blog is “stuff a small minority of well-educated urban, hipster whites like”, and not the grand majority of white Americans.
About country music, it’s actually becoming quite hip to listen to bluegrass. See Nickel Creek.
Since I’m ranting, I don’t talk to girls who like Incubus. It’s spared me a lot of trouble.
@rain and
The type of people who are reading this blog are prob. the people he’s targeting, and quite accurately!
Nope, sorry! I’m white and cannot STAND
–Sarah Silverman
–Larry the Cable Guy
I do like Dane Cook. And I really miss Dave Chapelle’s show.
actually, both sarah silverman and jon stewart are jews. that doesn’t mean they’re not white people or that white people do not in fact like them, it just goes to show how capacious the category is.
in silverman’s case, this means that she gets a pass to say “offensive” things. as her sketches often remind us (stewart’s too), she is herself a member of a persecuted minority class and so putatively beyond reproach. the real question is, why do non-jewish whites so adore jewish comedians?
The ONLY funny female comedian is Wanda Sykes. (Pssst! She’s not white!)
I’m white and therefore have never seen BET Comicview and did not know that it existed. I am going to go to someones house and watch it though as soon as I can (I don’t have a TV), so I can talk to people about how much I like it.
Love the site!
PS. Dane Cook should not ever be doing anything except being a cook.
Dave Chappelle. It’s so true. And Chris Rock. We love both of them.
I don’t actually like Sarah Silverman that much. Sometimes I do, sometimes I can’t stand her. A better one might be, well, depending on the white people: Janeane Garofalo.
But JON Stewart is pretty awesome, I wouldn’t kick him out of bed.
Is liking pants-crapping race-specific? I’m pretty white (and fat) and I like filling my pants (well, adult diapers). I was just wondering if loading diapers in public is enjoyed by brownies or other non-honkies.
I bet Dane Cook doesn’t shit his pants much. Mo’nique, however? Va-va-va-VOOM!!
“#13mBrody
Also: Why do white people like country music that was made fifty years ago, but hate country music being made now?”
Because country music from back then was original. It wasn’t watered down pop-ified country music we hear now. I don’t even like country music, and I’m not white (though I do like me some Okkervil River), but even I can hear that.
Both Stewart and Silverman are Jewish, do white people like Jewish people, perhaps?
Some people like things like Dane Cook and NASCAR too much so white people call them White Trash (but they’re still White).
Also, you took Jewish people’s white cards away? White people, I thought you were so progressive… I guessed had that me and mines were only like 800 years away!
It’s well known that white people love to disagree with blog posts. They feel the need to comment on how they like the exact OPPOSITE of what a blog post says. For instance:
“Nope, sorry! I’m white and cannot STAND
–Sarah Silverman
–Larry the Cable Guy”
And
“I’m white and I HATE Sarah Silverman (and would take *Monique over her ass ANYDAY), so there.”
*Note: 40 white points awarded to MC (our computer estimates that you are a young, white female) for choosing a black comedian over a white comedian. Given the opportunity, White people love to reference how fond they are of people of different races. It’s shows they’re not racist.
It should also be noted that White people spend about 23 hours a day thinking of ways to prove how they’re not racist.
Sincerely,
The Duke of White People.
again a failure. i don’t think there is a single person, white, black, asian, or anything else, who likes sarah silverman’s brand of comedy. us crackers sure did love seinfeld though, and she appeared in there as kramer’s girlfriend, granting her a lifelong pass to our hearts.
White people like Sarah Silverman, she likes chinks. What’s the problem again?
No wonder white people feel so warm & fuzzy around me. I LOVE the Comedians of Comedy, especially Patton Oswalt.
I HATE Sarah “Screwed My Way to the Top” Silverman. She’s not as pretty as she thinks she is, which makes her “jokes” not as funny as the white people think they are. You’re fucking Matt Damon? Matt Damon wouldn’t fuck Sarah Silverman with Jimmy Kimmel’s penis. She’s cute for a Jewish girl…Yea, I said it.
white people, in my experience, love ethnic comedians a lot…but maybe just canadians. canadian white people will do anything to avoid admitting that they are white.
No, according to racial stereotypes, anyone who can’t claim to be hispanic (A white or non-white person from a non-white spanish/portugese speaking country) Black, Asian or Native American (also Asian, technically) is white. So a Jew is only not white if you’re a member of the KKK. Otherwise they’re considered white unless you’re a non-Jew attending Shul. In which case you become uncomfortably aware that Jews aren’t really white at all. But you ignore it because they vote mostly Democrat. Also if you’re a wealthy American who does not freely philander and vote Democrat or actively give money to African tyrants you’re white. Even if you’re technically from Africa or Asia. If you’re a Afrikaner you confuse the stereotypes and definitions, being that you’re somehow an entirely white person who can fluently speak an African tongue and actually has rhythm. White people are not to be reminded that rhythm is something you learn and not simply a gift to make poorer people’s lives better.
Silverman is a hot Jewess. She has a dirty mouth, which increases her hotness. However, she is a celebrity and makes it seem like she’s promiscuous so I would never touch her with a ten foot pole. Also, she’s a comedian and performer, so whatever she’s really like is unknown, and if it’s anything like how she pretends to be I’ll in prison in 6 months for murder.
Also, White People like to overanalyze why things are funny, and not just for the fun of it but for serious reasons. Like to categorize types of humor and justify their own preferences. White people like dirty, nasty humor because they are human, but they will lie about it unless being honest about it would make them seem hip. White people forget that people have been making jokes since Ancient Egypt and before, (mostly because they think all civilizations before the 1960’s were backwards, ignorant and evil) and so they think that their newly created categories and definitions mean something.
Actually, RiverC, Jews are anything BUT white (despite the claims of too many American ones to the contrary). We’re a semitic race with more in common with Arabs than WASPs.
White people LOVE Jewish comedians because we (Jews) make antisemitic jokes, and many of us are “white enough” to make real white people feel at ease laughing at our jokes.
ANYWAY, Sarah Silverman is in no way a counterpart to Jon Stewart. If anything, her humor is a lazy female version of Sasha Baron Cohen. Nice try, though.
“Also: Why do white people like country music that was made fifty years ago, but hate country music being made now?”
Ugly buildings, politicians and whores all become respectable with age.
But in pointing that out you did make me realize I own Patsy Cline CDs, but find Shania Twain annoying.
I love this blog.
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@forsoothsayer – i’m canadian, and that’s totally true. on topic, i’d like to punch S.S. in the face. I was also once forwarded a dane cook youtube ゙performance” from a friend via email… the message attached simply stated: ゙omg, lmao!” I haven’t spoken to her since.
I don’t know why hippies laugh at her. Her stand-up act was unbelievably funny to me.
“If there were black people in Germany there would have BEEN NO HOLOCAUST. Well, not for Jews…”
If you’re like me and haven’t internalized the hippygranola religion, don’t like it, see it as manifestly idiotic, stultifying, and even fascist, seeing her exquisitely outline a boundary we all know is there and that hippies would ensconce in fascist law if they could, and step way over it deliberately and dare anybody to call her on it is not only funny, it’s cathartic.
Her acting like an irretreivable narcissist on her show isn’t very entertaining though.
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sarah silverman sucks.
just in case you haven’t already seen this
http://blackpeopleloveus.com/
I’m not sure Sarah Silverman thinks of herself as “white.” But it is true that white people like her.
Screw that, best comic stand up of all time. Eddie Murphy!
I’ve probably seen Eddie Murphy “RAW” at least more than a dozen times, and it makes me crack up every time.
After all, I’m white, and ‘I got some ice cream, and you don’t have none.’
I dig SS. (That’s right DIG. I said DIG. D-I-G DIG)
But I haven’t seen her enuf to know she HAD a brand of comedy.
She got her own show?
Must be on premium cable package.
Dont get that here in the double-wide.
She’s got nice eyebrows. So sue me. better yet go f**** yerselfs!
I don’t think she/he said silverman was white? it is my understanding that someone doesn’t have to be white for white people to like them? not that just because silverman is jewish doesn’t mean that she is not white…btw silverman is prob in my top 5 comedians…jim norton is right up there as well. i aint white btw…at least not completely.
I’m white and what’s whiter than liking Sarah Silverman is pointing out how it’s okay for her to say racist things. I like David Cross and hate Dane Cook because he’s an unfunny hack. Our fashion tastes don’t align, thus I’m lame.
Sarah Silverman thinks she is smart.
That is why other smug people like her.
Sarah Silverman is the hottest woman on Earth. i am not kidding. i don’t think she’s a 10 for funniness, but a 10 for hotness. PURE JEW HOTNESS.
Are we thus to take it that members of other races do like Dane Cook?
That hideous, foul-mouthed, Jewish prostitute (in that she agreed to sleep with Jimmy Kimmel in order to get her own television show) has very little appeal to this White man. Her comedy act is terrible, although that show of hers is more amusing than most of the other dreck that’s intended to make people laugh on tv, admittedly. That’s kind of like saying someone had a better human rights record than Idi Amin, however.
I dont think she is that funny at all.
I am mostly white, with a mix of Native American. The more I read this blog, the more I think Im really not that white.
Sarah is Jewish and not white.
Jews consider themselves a separate race, and have their own set of interesting quirks quite difference from WASPS.
Minor technicality.
Then again, whites typically like Jews.
Why is this not on the list?
im reading this blog right now that is making fun of white people and thinks its hilarious, but its not offensive because they know they are making fun of white people, and they have this article making fun of sarah silverman’s racist and sexist humor and how its not offensive because she knows she’s being offensive… huh.
honestly. i don’t even know what to think about that. what do you even call it when you make fun of someone else for using your own humor? awkward?
how can you not include wayne brady? white people LOVE him.
Sarah Silverman is attractive, but not funny. And I hear she’s Jewish, not sure if that is white or not.
dear my fellow Ashkenazim (that’s white, european-descended Jews for the goys),
what’s up with this agenda to get other white people to not view us as white? does it give us some sort of street-cred to go against everything our skin the color of grocery-store chicken parts signifies? i will speak only from a N. American perspective, but guess what, my fellow central and eastern European Jews (folks like Sarah Silverman, Jon Stewart and even David Cross)–if you are assimilated into mainstream society, which you most certainly are–YOU ARE WHITE. You are a non-WASP ethnic white person.
sure we can talk antisemitism and people referring to s. silverman as a hottt “Jewess” (gag) but it’s not PREJUDICE based on SKIN COLOR, which is what racism is. My ancestors came from the Jewyist shtetls (jewish ghettos) of darkist Romania and my skin is white as milk.
now, there are non-white Jews. Those would be Jews who aren’t white–ie not Silverman, Steward, Cross et al.
got it?
whitey jewwhitenberg
tp anonymous #36
you are a racist!!!! ha ha ha
I love her.
Everybody…Please make your thoughts and opinions clear and then type. Break up your points in paragraphs or single negative sentences ( I don’t want to be in your [mainly scattered] minds). I just like reading opinions. Cause I don’t have the abilty.
I think “blahblah” IS Sarah Silverman.
It was “Delirious” not “Raw”.
I think “white jews are white” is on the money.
p.s. Guess my ethnicity.
i’m so white that i consider my ethnicity american.
and i hate sarah silverman.
and, since when are jews not white? get it straight people, just ’cause you were persecuted doesn’t mean you aren’t white.
I used to be white, but then I converted to Jewish. Maybe next I’ll convert to black.
I’ve got to give it to #55, white jews are most definitely white people.
When you go to fill out a public document, or a standardized test, that requires a racial check, is “Jewish” an option? I’ve never seen it.
Outside of major metropolitan areas, I’d bet most Americans wouldn’t be able to pick a Jew out of a line up of white people. But they could definitely pick out a black, asian, or hispanic person. You know, because those are actually different races, the kind that people are mindlessly classified into. Which is what racism is all about.
(Not that Jews haven’t been persecuted, but most cultures have been at one time or another. It doesn’t preclude you from being “white”)
And what’s with this WASP requirement for being “white”? Are we to assume that white god fearing Catholics don’t behave like “normal white people”?
I’m white, and I say Silverman’s a twat.
“For the record, Sarah Silvermen makes me want to throw up. And for the record, she ain’t white.”
proving even more why Rich Hill (poster) is just SO DAMN WHITE!
“I’ve got to give it to #55, white jews are most definitely white people.”
I could not disagree more.
Why do elderly Chinese men hate Dante Cook?
Because he sucks.
Sarah Silverman is as funny as…dog shit under your car door handle.
I think some people are missing the point. This blog is about yuppies/hipsters. “White people” is used as a term to describe this sect of the population, not really all white people.
Sarah Silverman is one of my most hated celebrities of late. What’s the difference (apart from being a semi-hot white chick) between her current schtick and what Don Rickles was doing 40 years ago? Answer: Rickles is funny.
Silverman sucks. And Dane Cook steals jokes.
I love it. Most of the entries on this blog are things that I disdain/laugh at other trendy white snobs about. A few, however, like this one, have me pegged.
I only think Sarah Silverman’s alright (but god damn, how does she look that good at 37?), but
Man, you are so totally right. People who tell me Dane Cook is their favorite comedian *do* immediately lose respect in my eyes, and it *is* the wrong type of white people who find him funny, heh.
This blog owns.
Dane Cook sucks. Dammit white people, stop laughing at stupid shit!
Personally, i think that the funniest people are Blacks and Jews mostly, then other brown ethnicities (Indians, Latinos, Arabs, etc). People who come from a history are much more funny…They had to be.
BTW I LOOOOOVE David Cross. he’s my favorite regular non ethnic white comedian.
I absolutely hate Sarah Silverman. I have never heard her say anyting remotely funny
i’m half white but i 100% hate sarah silverman. such a fucking shrill horseface with no discernible comedic talent. goddamn she annoys me.
Just to clear some things up, there are three different ethnic groups of Jewish people, Ashkenazi, Sephardi and Mizrahi.
Ashkenaz is an old Hebrew word for Germany, and through well over a millennium of European assimilation, somehow the Ashkenazi ended up white. I think literally 95% of the Jews in America are Ashkenazi. Some awesome examples of Ashkenazi people are Seth Rogen, Natalie Portman, Bob Dylan, Einstein etc. (Oh yeah, Scarlett Johansson is half Ashkenazi.)
Sephardi Jews are Jews of Spanish and Portuguese descent. I don’t know much about them because almost all of them that ended up in America were absorbed into the Ashkenazi.
Mizrahi Jews are Jews that stayed behind in the Arab world. Who knows what skin color they originally were? If a large group of Irish people moved to Africa a thousand years ago, they would eventually end up looking like the people of whatever place they wound up in. I remember reading an article on Yahoo a while back that said, according to a study, Mizrahi Jews and the Israeli Arabs there in conflict with, are genetically indistinguishable. When you see the brown skinned people in Israel on CNN not surrounded by women with there face covered, those are Mizrahi.
The average white skinned American doesn’t look all that different from the average white skinned Brit, but if you’ve been to Germany, Greece, Italy etc. you will realize that though the people have white skin, they don’t look familiar to you.
Calling someone white, WASP (white Anglo-Saxon Protestant) or whatever is lame. Also, there are close to 80 million Catholics in the United States.
Unfortunately, the American machine has assimilated us all so much that we have lost most of our identity. The only reminder of our past for many is our last names or religions. (More and more of us are becoming nonreligious.) Jews have held out longer than any other group because of the persecution we have endured. As time goes on though, that probably all will change. Intermarriage. It is hard to find a young Jew that doesn’t have at least one Gentile parent now, and almost impossible to find one that doesn’t have at least one Gentile grandparent.
I wonder if this is all a bad thing though? All “white” people will eventually end up as an ethnic group like the French are French and the Irish are Irish.
As a white man, I can tell you this site is unnecessary, as I, like all other Satan worshipping white folk, like, worship, and adore only myself. To Hell with everyone else. There should be only one entry. My white self. 🙂
“Don’t forget Mitch Hepburn. He was a drug addict and died young, so of course he is idolized by white people as a legend.”
He was a legend before he died, and you can’t even spell his name. Go back to school.
This one needs to be modified. The NEW white pastime is wondering how the hell Sarah Silverman ever got famous, what the heck she’s doing with Jimmy Kimmel, and being able to accomplish the easy task of listing at least three other female comics (at the drop of a hat) who are ten times funnier, yet less famous. Trust me, this kills at white parties.
The perfect woman is Amy Sedaris (“Strangers With Candy”). Or if you REALLY want white bonus points, You Tube sensations Julie Klausner and Jackie Clarke (“Welcome to Our House”).
I think Silverman’s cool, but I’m starting to slowly love Zach Galifianakis. But I’m from Argentina, and of mixed argentine native/european(spanish) blood. Do I count?
He’s also got this bear thing going on, which is hot (I’m gay).
BTW, a friend of mine went as an exchange student to the US for a year. When she got back, I asked her what was the stupidest things people had asked her about Argentina. Here they are:
1) Do you have internet connection in Argentina?
2) Do you have telephones in Argentina?
“Get it? It’s not offensive, because when she says racist or sexist things she knows they are offensive. So it’s ok.”
Oh man. I sure do love irony.
Wow with the whole Sarah/Jimmy music video’s out today- I was telling everyone who’s seen them that I CANNOT STAND Sarah Silverman!
Therefore I am fucking Ben Affleck as well.
See? My point exactly. (#78)
i personally only like Redd Foxx, Robin Harris, George Wallace and George Carlin.
I see there are a number of comments about Silver man and Stewart not being white but “Jews” …They may be that but they seem white to me…We are speaking in terms of color right? White Americans? Why is it so many times you’ll get the response that oh he or she is a “Jew” not white…Sarah Silverman is white…I like alot of the things said here but mentioning Sarah Silverman..Booooo… We all hear her name alot and she get alot of air time or media coverage; Maybe that’s where her being Jewish comes into play….I hear and see alot of hype but i don’t think alot of people from any race like her so much..
This website = Sarah Silverman lite.
Sarah Silverman herself . . . meh. It’s pretty much shock driven comedy. “I can’t believe she just said that!” I can’t believe I just said that.
i’m white and i have no idea who sarah silverman is.
Silverman is a hot Jewess. She has a dirty mouth, which increases her hotness.
Bingo! She’s hit the edginess quotient for a female comedian – she has a foul mouth and is a “white ethnic” – meaning she’s someone you wouldn’t take to the country club. (See also Lisa Lampanelli; in the 90s, that person would be Janeane Garofalo.
White ethnics are those people who the Lou Dobbses of 1900 said were “polluting the white race” – Italians, Greeks, and Eastern Europeans (including Catholics, Eastern Orthodox, and Jews).
It’s not funny to see a blonde telling dirty jokes; that’s like seeing your sister stripping. Likewise, Margaret Cho is Asian and if you like her, you’re GAY. An attractive white ethnic like SS or Janeane, now you’re talking! They’re attractive, but enough (but not too much!) of an other to assuage white guilt at laughing at “one of their own”.
She drives me crazy. Plus, her humor is awful. True, she is blunt and over the top which gets her cred is some circles, but in my eyes she is on the lower end of comedy, and I enjoy the stupid, goofy humor or a Sandler, SNL member, Family Guy, and Seinfeld. She could use a lot more intelligent humor, but hey, she get people talking, therefore she gets a tv show and gigs everywhere.
Dane Cook makes me want to ralph.
You left Maria Bamford out of The Comedians of Comedy, you sexist pig.
Can’t hate Sarah that much. Play “Jesus is Magic” in a mixed race room and watch the white people squirm. Though take note when everyone laughs the white people are usually the last to laugh… Just in case…
I hate Sarah Silverman, David Cross, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, and Zach Galifinakis. Not funny at all (well, David Cross was in Arrested Development, but for the wrong reasons…)
I’m white, I don’t like Sarah Silverman’s comedy but I want to bone her? What should I do?
Wrong!!
I have found a lot of truth on this site, but this is way off base (and I see I’m far from alone).
Okay, MAYBE all Sarah Silverman’s fans are white, but that does NOT mean most whites like Sarah Silverman! Just because she keeps keeps throwing herself on camera doesn’t mean anyone wants to see her.
Ditto for for her talentless boyfriend.
Don’t forget, Who’s the Boss? ran for eight seasons but was despised by all the “right kind” of whites.
Sarah Silverman is not white in the cultural sense. Sure Jews want to be treated as white people. But they are actually genetically different and this goes back millenia. They are white in phenotype only.
The jews are selective in their breeding habits and tend to stick with one another. This is why 46% of them in the US make more than 100k. Non-jewish white people don’t even come close.
If you like or dislike Sarah Silverman you need to check out a youtube clip featuring Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon. Hi-larious. Really.
cant stand the bitch. you need to rethink your own whiteness
http://www.wikipedia.com!
While I do think Sarah Silverman is a comedienne white people love, I don’t think a comparison between her and John Stewart as the perfect woman and man for white people is a fair one.
I think a much stronger connection can be made between John Stewart and Tina Fey. Their humor is similar (poking fun at the political realm and the culture industry) and I also think that, as a result, they cater to a different demographic of white people than Silverman. While there is significant overlap between these three with regard to audience, I feel like Silverman more specifically appeals to schlubby dudes and Fey appeals to a more upwardly mobile audience who listens to NPR and reads “the paper.” Of course, schlubby dudes can also be upwardly mobile. But I think it’s important to acknowledge that there are different kinds of white audiences.
Also, I think Tina Fey has a broader fan base with women than Silverman. It seems like all of the women I know have a crush on Fey. Silverman, on the other hand, seems to not have this sort of same-sex fanbase. I could be wrong, but it seems that she’s being marketed specifically to dudes. This seemed especially evident after her recent Maxim spread made it to print, something Fey would probably never do (and did, in fact, parody on 30 Rock). Likewise, I think it is acceptable John Stewart (and Steven Colbert) for men to have crushes on them.
Silverman’s a Jew not white and the bitch ain’t funny.
I agree with Alyx on Stewart and Colbert though, these guys are funny
I’m white, but I HATE Sarah Silverman
What can I say – you’ve got our number to a tee.
except I don’t really care for Silverman. now, David Cross on the other hand…
And Chappelle is from like, 3 miles from where I grew up, llama farm and all, so that must count for something.
I’m Jewish but I dont think SS is very funny. I’d bone her, tho. 🙂
#12, It’s MO’ Nique ( ok, probably not, but i couldn’t resist), and unfortunately, she’s an embarrassment to me and all people of color:((sad face)
Jon Stewart’s name is misspelled.
Also, I think a lot of people seem to be missing the point. Nice blog.
I LOVE you for making that remark about Dane Cook. I wish you’d included Carlos Mencia.
Personally I’m not a big fan of Sarah Silverman. There are much better female comics (Maria Bamford).
While a majority of your stuff is right on, I am not sure that many white people (incl. Jewish!) like Silverman much. Most people I know just hate her. I personally find her not funny, and very irritating.
She seems to have some “connections” in Viacom (MTV, Comedy Central etc.) who seems to be giving her a lot of undeserved (prime) time on air.
And yes, don’t mention her name in the same sentence as Jon Stewart! Thats pure sacrilege!! 🙂
“Alternative” (comic, band, movie) just means it contains references to drugs.
White people like > feeling alienated from the mainstream, which somehow makes you cooler.
My posting would be:
White males often enjoy commenting on sports- formulating opinions,
theories- becoming violently angry about the quality of sports teams,
players and their skills, coaching techniques, and “what should be
done,” while often posesseing little to no athletic ability of their
own.
I nominate this entry to be the first ever RETRACTED on this site. All in favor, post Aye.
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Sarah Silverman along with Dane Cook are why stand up comedy is dead.
After reading the comments, I think we can finally say this:
SARAH SILVERMAN FUCKING SUCKS. So does Dave Chappelle. His crackhead skits are OK, but nothing else really.
Anyway, I demand that we put Sarah Silverman to death for her crimes against Jewish comedy. We Jews got ourselves so far in this damned country by being funny enough that white people felt comfortable when Jews had money, and we’re not going to ruin it by stopping the funny now!
KILL SARAH SILVERMAN! WATCH LOUIS BLACK INSTEAD!
Or worse: excommunicate her. Then she’d just be WHITE, the bitch.
I dont know a single person (white or otherwise) who thinks Sarah Silverman is funny.
Um, white people don’t think ComicView is funny because it seems like they pick their comics from the audience. White people loved (or loved to say they loved) Def Comedy Jam (the first run of course). ComicView just sucks.
And so does Lewis Black, whoever said him.
Sarah Silverman is great! So funny, so sexy. I have no idea about Dane Cook, I’ve never seen / heard him, but if Sarah Silverman doesn’t like him, I don’t either. (I’m also a fan of Matt Damon – but I wouldn’t want to f him)
Ok, I can’t stand Sarah Silverman but I love Dane Cook! I guess I”m an ass. I did really love Mitch Hedburg. He was quirky!
Silverman can suck it! Dane Cook, Daniel Tosh and David Cross are genius.
I literally can’t believe what I’m reading. I saw Jesus is Magic on a whim when it first came out and felt like I had discovered a new comic genius. But I guess that’s just me, and maybe it’s because I’m white. But I’m not a guy, so it’s not the hotness thing… Interesting.
Also what’s this about her sleeping with Jimmy Kimmel to get ahead in Hollywood??? Who in their right mind would sleep JIMMY KIMMEL of all people to get ahead in Hollywood?? There’s a grand plan. If that’s true then she really is a moron, I’ll concede it. But they’ve been together for years, so I don;t.
And all of this Jewish stuff, jesus christ. I’m not Jewish but I’m from NY and I’ve never thought of any of my Jewish friends as anything but white AND Jewish. Why can’t they be both? Calm down about this issue guys. Believe me when I say that it’s not something the average American Jew is losing sleep over.
Mitch HEDBERG.
hepburm
haha..oh man, the dane cook comment….dammit I’m such a white snob
o…….m……..g……..
if somebody let me get up on a stage somewhere, and spew a shit-ton of ignorance, and get paid to do it, i would…..(andrew dice clay, silverman)
if all i had to do to get wealthy was to screw the right people, i would….(unfathomable amount of teen runnaways, from the dust bowl region, pam anderson, my sister,silverman)
……..god bless the no-talent slut…….i want her SOOOOOOO BAD!!!!! (silverman, if you are reading this, i mean slut in a good way…i can help you be funn-ier, and ditch kimmel….he’s a tool)…..and not even funny himself……it must look disgusting when you two “do it”……like a fat dog on a bag of antlers….nice …(.)(.)
In america jews are white and they have no problem telling you that…. during our country’s jim crow era jews enjoyed the status and privledges of being white and not Black..
After WWII many jews and nazi’s fled to south africa and enjoyed the privledged of being white there…. Israel even sold nukes and guns to South Africa…
If you are a Black jew in the USA you run into white jewish racism and many Blacks are oftten called “swatrza’ by white jews a modern yiddish term for calling Blacks niggers..
Now on to the subject matter Silverman is a great!!!!
Personally, I can’t stand Sarah Silverman. Give me some Demitri Martin!
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don’t forget the alternative comic kathy griffin.
Do white people even like stand-up comedy anymore? I have been twice in my life, long ago and recently, and recently, very few white people.
Everyone I know hates Sarah Silverman and can’t figure out why she has her own show. Oh wait, it’s because all of Comedy Central’s new shows suck. The funniest humor is intelligent and creative humor like “The Daily Show” and “South Park”. I can’t stand Bush, but lil’ Bush is a million times worse because it lacks any trace of creativity or original thought.
Side Note: Every parent and teacher should be required to watch “Proper Condem Use” before talking to kids about sex.
I saw Sarah Silverman do her shit at the Comedy Store in LA and she…sucks!!! Every other comic there blew her tired-ass schtick outta the water, she was on for about 15 minutes and got nary a laugh. I guess it goes to show Jimmy Kimmel has the midas touch…anything he fucks turns to gold!
She’s cute but I don’t always find her funny.
As far as older comedians go, add Paula Poundstone to your list.
“it’s ok because she’s pretty and has a small voice so it all sounds so cute! Get it? It’s not offensive, because when she says racist or sexist things she knows they are offensive”
So what are you sayin’? That jewish isn’t white, or that white isn’t inherently Jewish, like Sarah?
I see you need a primer in Judaeo-gyno-colono-eco-scatology:
Jewish women are BOTH white, and Jewish, American, AND Israeli–and can say just a little bit more offensive stuff than the average white chix, but not as much as say, their mothers;
they can say racist things and not be racist because um, well just because ( never mind that one of the best and earliest known examples of written racism is the Torah..); and they are often cute–but NOT ALWAYS, and when they are not ,look the fuck out… then they have to have a good name, like say, “Bella Abzug”. or “Andrea Dworkin”….and most importantly, when the bullets start flyin’ b/c ‘white people’ are racist, they can use that dual citizenship, and fly to Rome…er…Israel….
Then, rule number five, eleventeen ( right out of the Mischpach) is that if ‘white’ chix wanna be AS offensive, they better have at least one Jewish girlfriend who can write their ass out of a bind( like those chix on Sex and the City).
But MOST IMPORTANTLY: um, yeah, she is hot;-)
But Paula Poundstone? Isn’t she that little piece of history who used to hit on young preteen girls in her audience?
I don’t like Sarah Silverman. Her humour is crude.
I HATE Sarah Silverman. She just tries too hard to be funny– It should come more natural. Maybe I’m black on the inside.
Not really. Overall I don’t find her funny but she has her moments.
Soooo this was all put together by people looking for hipster cred, right? Because actually genuinely and enthusiastically LOVING something is passe. To be a fanboy or fangirl, you must do so tongue-in-cheek? Funny commentary, good list but really, it’s kind of bothersome at the same time.
There seems to be a lot of postings on the White/Jew issue. I wanted to comment on why us whities love Jews: It’s because Jews look like us so we can identify with them and try to fit in but they are much funnier, make more money, are more educated, and are pretty bad ass on their home turf. It’s like how in Fight Club, Brad Pitt was Ed Norton’s idolized self.
Or maybe it’s also how the girl that turned you down is always the hottest girl in the school. We got called gentiles, whatever that means, and we never got over it.
Sarah Silverman is a Jew. Therefore, she is NOT WHITE! We need to go to a system where Jews must wear the Star of David on their clothes so we know who we are dealing with. Perhaps someone complains or criticizes a little too much. Perhaps someone is telling you that you need to accept diversity and let hordes of non-whites destroy your home and country. With the Star of David on the Jew, you will know who you are dealing with.
I estimate that 80% of Jews in the United States are communist traitors.
Hi I am new to this blog and I am in love. Or at least in crush.
I don’t think white people, even hipsters/yuppies/college liberal douche bags are all that united on Sarah but your analysis of why she is loved by some is dead on.
For awhile I loved her and especially her gay friends. (I think her sister is hotter than she is btw.) I actually thought she was making reverse-ironic comments about liberal politics and racism. Then I met a serious racist who thought she was funny and I got confused and felt a little ashamed.
Plus most humor relies on surprising or shocking someone, which she does pretty well for awhile but if you use the same shtick for too long it becomes the beating of a dead horse. My daughter thought the phrase “beating a dead horse” was funny until I used it too many times to get her laughing for photos. Which is what I’m sayin’. Some humor has a very short shelf life.
If the Jews were alone in this world, they would stifle in filth and offal; they would try to get ahead of one another in hate-filled struggle and exterminate one another, in so far as the absolute absence of all sense of self-sacrifice, expressing itself in their cowardice, did not turn battle into comedy here too.
Dane Cook is a douche.
The problem with Sarah Silverman is, not only is she simply not that funny, its that her comedy doesn’t come from pain.
Typically, great comedians come from somewhat dysfunctional backgrounds. Comedy becomes the coping mechanism and they understand what’s funny because of those early experiences. From Carlin to Pryor to Chris Rock…….they sort of relate to the struggles of everyman.
Sarah Silverman grew up in what appears to be a very pampered life in New Hampshire, surrounded by lots of weatlhy white people, going to a prestigious private HS, then to NYU, etc….
So this is why I believe white people particularly find her funny – she’s one of them, rich, overeducated, believes in causes, liberal, too much free time, not having to worry about daily needs. etc.
She sucks. She always has. I thought I was the only one. Thank you, this website.
Jim- crawl back into your miserable hole.
Guess who else uses a wonderful, nutty melange of insincerity, sarcasm, racism, and sexism to comedically exposit the ins and outs of white life? Could it be this blog? Pot calling kettle. Continue lusting after your Asian chicks and supporting Obama because of your liberal guilt.
PS- I hate Sarah Silverman. But I like this site. So, do carry on.
sarah silkverman is my idela woman. and being a jew does not mean you arent white ya morons.
sorry bout the typo sarah
jim, yer a douche
“139 Jim
Sarah Silverman is a Jew. Therefore, she is NOT WHITE! We need to go to a system where Jews must wear the Star of David on their clothes so we know who we are dealing with. Perhaps someone complains or criticizes a little too much. Perhaps someone is telling you that you need to accept diversity and let hordes of non-whites destroy your home and country. With the Star of David on the Jew, you will know who you are dealing with.”
sorry to break the news to some folks out there, but Sarah Silverman is white.
yes, yes, I know she’s jewish, but let’s not get too carried away with technicalities here – she’s white.
where do I get off saying this? I apply the same test Obama did when he was challenged about his blackness: how would one be judged if hailing a cab? Obama would clearly be thought of as black, Sarah S. as white
we all know Obama is half Kenyan, half white – and I’m sure we could break down his white roots into some sort of more detailed Irish/German, Scottish mix, but that gets exhausting pretty quick.
let’s not get too over analytical here
wow, interesting. I don’t know what to make of all the racism here. Is it because of being white I am too sensitive?
Sometimes Sarah S makes me cringe with her offensiveness, other times I can really relate to her “Jewish humor”. (Yea, I am Jewish)
For instance, when she was being in fucked in the ass and yelled to her lover “Fuck my tuchas!” and said thats what Jewish porn would be. I still laugh at it to this day!
UGGG I hate her, she is not funny and I think shes not cute at all, I cant stand her humor!!!! My Sister hates her too !!!!
Word only white people like Sarah Silverman, everyone else knows she sucks.
man wtf i liked dane cook before he was even popular
re: Jews and whites
Jews are the original upper middle class guilt people. As such Jews are not only white, but also a model for other white people. Minus, of course such truffle as religion and Zionism.
I hate Sarah Silverman and I’m white. I think if you want to put up a comedian that white people like it should be Richard Pryor or Bill Cosby!
my lil bro turned me on to this site and wow i love it !
btw sara silverman is a twat and she makes me want to puke
I think you generalize White people too much.
Sarah Silverman and Jon Stewart, at their core, are very intelligent humor. I know Sarah Silverman does things like “the Poop Song”, but at its core, her humor is witty and risk-taking. It makes sense that intelligent people would enjoy them.
Larry the Cable Guy is relatively cheap humor, if you ask me.
I’d say each appeals to a different type of person.
A lot of White people are highly intelligent, so it makes sense that they would like Sarah Silverman and Jon Stewart. They are Jewish, btw, and Jewish people tend to be very intelligent. Intelligence makes one witty.
I don’t enjoy most black humor because its foolish, relies on ghetto inflection and simply appeals to the LCD.
Chris Rock is often the exception.
Man people have such polarizing opinions on Sarah Silverman. I know she isnt as mainstream as Dane cook, but lets be real. Dane Cook is a funny guy, but he is a total sell-out and/or his fame just got too mainstream for his own good.
Sarah is still cutting edge and I can easily see how much of her humor woukld be offensive to some, but thats partly why I enjoy it. The other part is quite simply that she is one helluva funny comedian. she has some amazing one-liners and stories, and her humor isnt really like most out there.
Plus, and this may be a bit stereotypical, but most female comedians seem to just suck; they talk too much about their periods or how men suck.
It doesnt hurt that Sarah is hot either.
God bless her humor on her tv show, crank yankers, her roles in film, and Jesus is Magic especially!
Wuh-wuh-whirred to Katiebug (#137).
I’ve hesitated to comment on any of these hilarious posts because I’m not exactly white, but this is universal.
Humor is about joy.
SS is unfunny and tries too hard. She’s like, if Carlos Mencia and Anne Coulter had a baby, and gave it to Howard Stern to raise. It’s a shame she didn’t have to cross over from radio; Heffa would never know she was being tolerated for the sake of her looks.
Bill Hicks did her act with more talent and a hell of a lot more originality.
Sarah Silverman is not funny, at all.
Dane Cook is sometimes but he gets old and no one would care if it wasn’t for my space.
Flight of the Conchords and Demetri Martin are a couple of the funniest comedians right now.
closerinternal: you’re right. Sarah Silverman is not funny. I also heard that she has to rid her arms of thick, unsightly hair daily. Demetri Martin is pretty funny.
Margaret Cho really needed mentioning in this article.
I think hipsters could like BET for the irony of it. Maybe with time…
Once the Blue Collar Comedy dudes wear out their welcome with working class folks, maybe they will be ripe for the ironic pickings. Like Pabst,
I can’t believe nobody’s mentioned Louis CK. He’s the best.
Apparently many of you white people are not used to being stereotyped. I think a lot of people here are missing the point. Who cares whether you are a white person that doesn’t like Sarah Silverman? The fact remains that white people in general do love her. This whole site is full of broad, sweeping generalizations. And being in a position of power (as we can agree white folks still are), the effect is harmless and, when acurate, pretty damn funny! In general white people do like the things this site is pointing out. Its a pretty good description of myself and many of the white people I know. And I do like Sarah Silverman, incidently.
And I don’t think, as an earlier poster wondered, that the “right kind of” white people here are best described as yuppies. Yuppies don’t “listen to Of Montreal and the Shins.” Those are indie rock bands. Yuppies also don’t value vintage T-shirts, they just buy the fake ones from the Gap. I think the “right kind” of white people the site is describing are generally: middle class and more specifically: hipster twenty-somethings.
wrong. sarah silverman sucks. i don’t know anyone who likes her.
Both this blog and the comments are a waste. It’s typical, media induced self-hate. I should have drank a pint of rubbing alcohol instead of reading this crap. And people have the gall to wonder whats wrong with U.S.? Too much free time spent surfing the web, reading trash, that isn’t funny, thought provoking, ect.
People that like Dane Cook are called douchebags.
Sarah silvermen make me want to kill myself
Who?
Am I allowed to like Chris Rock? No, wait…that falls under “white people like him because he’s black and that makes them able to say they aren’t racist.” What about Bill Engvall? No…wait, probably the wrong kind of white people like him, too. (the Crackers, as I’m sure Chris would call them). So I guess they’re mutually exclusive. I think my head may explode….I’m so confused!
Wait…I’m over 30, so I’m exempt, right?
A foul-mouthed jew mocking Christians, great entertainment for liberals, homosexuals and apathetic Whites!!!
She was kicked out of SNL a number of years ago for not being funny enough.
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White people don’t think Comicview is funny? Apperently I didn’t get that memo, and whoever thinks that obviously doesn’t know what funny is.
#79 – So do you? Don’t leave us hanging like that.
Mild about Sarah. Maybe I’m not as white as I look.
Comicview is helllllla funny. Silver Sarahman plays the Staples center, I think that removes her from the “alternative” category. PS. AIDS jokes still aren’t funny.
“I wanna piss on you, yes I do….”
I miss Dave Chapelle too. I get a mild kick out of Sarah Silverman but I do find her to be a little more offensive then edgy which is probably what she’s intending to be.
Favorite comedian is probably Stephen Wright (http://www.stevenwright.com/)
I find this one untrue….I’m white and don’t like Sarah at all. I do however find BET hilarious…but hey what do I know.
True. The comics on BET are miserable. Sarah Silverman will make me laugh out loud till my stomach hurts.
In no way is this woman funny. I hate her with all my heart. The only way she’d be funny is if she died. THEN I’d laugh. I am white, and I hate Sarah Silverman.
dude. fuck this. i HATE sarah silverman and so do all the rest of the white folks i know and interact with
I hate Sarah Silverman, I think only a selection of white people like her, she definitely should not have made this list. Jerry Seinfeld should have.
YES FUCK DANE COOK worst “comedian” ever….not funny… trashy white.. and trashy white arent white
Sarah Silverman = painfully unfunny. pretty much every other post on this blog has rung (ringed? past tense of ring whatever that may be) true, but most everyone I know thinks she is on par with Dane Cook.
She’s jewish… I don’t find her funny either… But John Stewart cracks me up! but Stephen Colbert even more. White people really do like witty comedy!
I think sarah often takes jokes to far. But if you don’t mind a bit of shock humour she can be entertaining. And let’s face it ‘she’s fucking matt damon’!
EF this. I’m white, proud of it, and hate this bitch
I agree w/many others here. I’m white and can’t stand Sarah Silverman. She’s witless and gratuitously vulgar.
Sarah Silverman is uncouth white trash…yeah that’s right….Jews are white….she tries to pass off vulgarity as comedy…which is why she’s so popular and a huge favorite of American Jewry….slag ….matt damon wouldn’t fuck her with her own dick
I don’t know any white people that like Sarah Silverman. Sh’e not funny. Dave Chappelle, however, is genius.
Silverman is a Jew – different from a white person.
p.s: if you know more than two jews or have ever been to a jew’s house, you would know that jews are 100x different than white people
Look here…
This site is mediocre at best. It is mildly entertaining. Half of the items on this list are garbage. The effort and thought put into this list is pretty embarrassing.
if you want some actual funny entertainment/blog/writing/insightful/great stuff
http://www.garbarrassing.com
go for it.
have to disagree – sarah silverman’s humor is about showing white people how ignorant and arrogant they are. and it’s hysterical. But yeah, dane cook is a douchebag.
Aimers seriously hates Sarah Silverman. She’s not funny.
http://thelifeofaimers.blogspot.com/
jewish people (as they preffer being called, not jews,) come in a variety of colors and backgrounds. did you know that there were ethnic chinese jewish people (Kaifeng ) as late as the 19th century. There are 5 different kinds of jewish people in india. jewish people from ethiopia, iraq, afganistan, etc. The point i am making is that are many kinds of jewish people, and they aren’t all white. I couldn’t list all the different types of jewish people and most of them are very different from one another. they look different, speak different, pray different, dance different, sing different, etc.
in north america, jewish people are rather prosperous. this is not the case in other parts of the world. take ethiopia, north africa, central asia, etc.
now, sarah silverman is way overrated. she is funny from time to time, but her act is played out.
comicview used to be funny. what the hell happened to that show? but white people definately liked def comedy jam….
and white people love the Wayans Brothers!
I hope when the Neocon jews and Zionists bomb Iran they KILL all the Iranian Jews that just voted in the election there.
That’d be irony.
Sarah is an unfunny c*nt who I despise.
I like her because she is Jewish and hates other minorities!
I WOULD WELL ORDER HER SOME NICELY DEEP FRIED CHIPS!
This spic says jews need to get over themselves. 99% are white. White white white. Pretending you are not white when it is convenient and stylish doesn’t count.
PS…. I don’t care who’s house you go to or who you know, if you are not white, you know most Jews ARE.
@202 F*cking A right.
A converso is a marrano. They will never change.
Ever.
Whites have “jewdar” too.
“Pretending you are not white when it is convenient and stylish doesn’t count.”
Oh, I see your point. Yes, correct.
The hebrew chooses to be “white” when it suits him, but a “minority” in other cases.
Jews are the world’s biggest liars and most despised people, and always have been………and always will be.
Be happy you have no satanic hebrew blood in your veins.
There. Now you’ve got it!
Sarah Silverman is not White. She is a Jewess.
I honestly have NO IDEA why ANYONE likes her! I personally don’t know ANYONE who does. She’s just too unnecessarily mean. I don’t find her cute at all. I mean, I’ll give it to her, she TRIES to be, but when she follows it up with something horrific and insulting, it ruins it.
this blog should be called “stuff hipsters (who are mostly white but sometimes asian) like” you must live in brooklyn or something.
The Comedians of Comedy are funny. Dane Cook is funny, but he doesn’t make funny movies.
Sara Silverman is crap.
People other than Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon like Sarah Silverman? REALLY?
I am white (and probably a hipster douchebag for any of the other hipster douchebags who say they’re not) and I can say with 100% certainty that I HATE Sarah Silverman. Not funny, not attractive, and really not “alternative”.
White people also like percentages.
I haven’t met alot of white people who even know who Patton Oswalt is. I think he’s pretty funny and his humor is pretty diverse, too. Sarah Sliverman, on the other hand, definitely gets alot more credit than she deserves. Have you added blogs to your list of things white people like?
Brian Regan is a funny white comedian that doesn’t use profanity in his act but is still hilarious. The Mormons REALLY love him and we know that most of them (at least in the states) are white.
Can’t stand Silverman. She says things worthy of damnation and will most likely get her due.
Sarah Silverman: cute chick saying very nasty things = comedy gold, supposedly.
She’s attractive, but not that funny (really) – her entire schtick s being cute and mousy and saying things that you don’t expect cute and mousy chicks to say – the exception being her version of “The Aristocrats” – that was fucking legitmately, disturbingly funny.
Okay that and her whole little bit in “Way of the Gun” but that was only funny because of the entire “shut that cunt up…” and punch in the face element.
Sarah Silverman, Zach Galifianakis and Colin quinn are the only stand up comedians worth a shit. Monique and Wanda Sykes aren’t funny for shit. I can’t think of any black comedians that I would sit down and watch their whole set. Brian Regan might be funny if he didn’t force his whole little goofy talking schtick. Dane Cook is annoying as fuck. The only thing I hate more than Dane Cook is when I hear other comedians talk shit about him to let you know they are nothing like him. Just shut the fuck up and tell your own jokes, don’t worry about what another comedians doing. I can’t stand that Brian Posehn guy either. I agree with sheilamiller31. The same reason why Sarah Silverman’s funny is the same reason why this site is. Actually fuck all stand up comedy. Fuck sitting there have someone tell you jokes.
White people LOVE to Podblanc– ever since AD70!
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I don’t hate her, but I don’t love her.
She’s bland.
Like water.
I’m an official White Person and I can’t stand Sarah Silverman. Ultra annoying, and even more so when paired with Jimmy Kimmel. (“Hey, look at how we make fun of each other!”)
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Sarah Silverman. Great boobs.
Dane Cook. Vomit.
I can’t agree with you on this one. I think shes hilarious.
We adore this blog! Actually, we decided to give up Sarah
and move on to a black person who is genius: CHRIS ROCK.
We find him hilarious.
Dane Cook is funny…not getting this one.
What is with the Jews aren’t white comments? They are white.
So are Italians and French and Irish and Iranians…
Jewish is white? Silverman is pretty??? Just asking. How anyone finds here funny is beyond me. More like disgusting. I live that scene in the movie Mr. Brooks when Dane Cook’s character gets killed. I hate that guy.
Jews are super white people. They got to suffer and look down on everyone else at the same time.
At least 50% of white people hate Sarah Silverman at least 50% of the time.
Most of the topics on this site are generally true, I disagree with this one though…She is not funny and I don’t know any white people that like her
I’d rather watch Dane Cook than read this shitty blog! Nice try!
ah ha ha! fuckin’ ace, G.
Silverman is so ho-hum. Chick says nasty things and swears like a sailor and that’s supposed to be enough to make her a comedian? Carol Burnett was funny. This whore couldn’t even carry Carol’s tampon
I don’t think she is truly white!! She may be a semite and I’m not sure if that is considered white at this point in time. Her humor is from the ghettos of eastern Europe, toilet jokes, sex exploitation, etc… and is of a type that is truly leading to the demise of white America. White America has fallen for jews passing as white then infiltrating their businesses and hallowed instititutions of education and white people are so dumb and PC that they don’t even know what’s happening…but I do!
Stuff white people like…..mentioning how they are part native american.
As a chick and a Jew, I hate Silverman. She makes me want to puke on a kitten.
Elgar, by the way…we couldn’t possibly be infiltrating your sacred businesses and educational systems. We’re too busy taking over the banks and hollywood.
Sara Silverman is an embarrassment to the white race, I’m not even white and I’m embarrassed by her
I think Jimmy Kimmel is another annoying jew.
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Lewis Black is one of my favorites and I am middle aged and white!
Heck no. Dave Chapelle belongs on there, and I would love to trade her, Kimmell and Affleck for Dave if we ever get the draft going. I doubt we’d even get a serious look without throwing in Steve Nash, Robin Thicke, Obama’s maternal family and 3 future white picks.
Besides, didn’t Silverman say she’s underperformed because she screened her routine too much in front of Jewish audiences? She doesn’t have appeal among a broader white audience.
Or she just sucks IMO.
I would say white people also like Chris Rock a hell of a lot more than Silverman too. He’s pretty much considered a whack star now, so we might be able to get him for Robin Thicke and Silverman (granted we won’t be attaching a Silverman highlight reel).
Will Farrell. White people love Will Farrell.
Will Ferrell is a jew tool. He’ll take any role or jewified script they write for him.
It’s not like he’s part of that Judd Apatow Superbad/Knocked up etc. crew that ONLY employs Jewish actors.
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I am no urban hipster. I just want to giggle as I spank the monkey and Carol Burnett doesn’t do it for me. OK? Anything wrong with that?
We don’t love Will Farrell as much as we love grilled cheese sandwiches and macaroni and cheese. Not by a long shot. In fact, if I forced to choose between watching Will slap it to Sarah and having God’s best Grilled Cheese followed by God’s best Macaroni and Cheese, I might just hang myself. Wait, maybe I could eat the goodies with my eyes closed while fantasizing about Will pushing up on Sarah and making her fun bags slap. Wow! That’s awesome! Naked, cheese, Sarah, Will. Then, after we’re all satiated, the Simpsons! MY GOD! White is oozing from me as I write this. They should make this into a movie.
Jewified? What’s jewified? Is that anything like backwoods, Adolf loving, cousin porking, 15 year old grandpa being, redneck, no thumb having, God fearing, science hating, nuke the commies, beer swilling, kill them gookers, God Bless the USA?
Can one become, jewified? Would one know if one were? Does it hurt? If Sarah Silverman sits on my face, am I jewified? Cuz, that would be cool. Yeah, jewified by Sarah Silverman. Then, we do Jerry Springer, get a trailer in Arkansas, raise up the Rebel Flag and crank call Will Ferrell.
Jewfied. Hmmmmm. I’ll have to think about that for awhile. In the meantime, I’ll head down to Jerry’s deli for some bagels and lox, after which I’ll go shakedown the local merchants for the rent those thieving gentiles owe me. Those dirty bastards, I’ll make them pay, darn it.
But you’re jewish, so what appeals to you might not appeal to the other 98% of the population. Jesus is magic and all that…
But I guess if Jimmy Kimmel keeps doing his Jewish hook up routine with Seth Rogen and Samberg and Sascha Baron Cohen he might actually be able to get us to like Sarah. Or maybe not, she’s just disgusting. Nothing says vile and not funny like getting Heckled for jokes made about Britney Spears.
Jim, time to increase the meds dude.
Why are we arguing about a piece that started out as satire. S.S. is about as funny as anyone I’ve seen.
Let’s face it, Jews are the funniest ethnic group that ever lived. Let’s just go by the numbers. If you make a good living at doing something then, you have to be good. If Jewish humor only appealed to Jews, oh Schmecky face, then that 2% support from their people would not have made them stars of stage, screen and tv.
Based on this blog I am the whitest motherfucker on earth–I mean this thing NAILS my ass–and therefore I have last call on this.
Sarah Silverman is, in fact, funny.
Example: “I’ll say one thing about showering with your boyfriend, your breasts will end up SQUEAKY clean.”
This is funny, even after you remember that the boyfriend is Jimmy Kimmel. Repulsive, surely, but funny.
I call White-Irony on you!
so close, but a swing and a miss.
White GUYS want to f*ck Sarah Silverman, not laugh at her lame humor.
She’s like that girl you just want to stuff your willie in her mouth to shut her up.
Notice no white gals are saying how Hi-larious she is…..?
That’s interesting, but you failed to account for the fact that we don’t choose the stars by national consensus. For most of Hollywood’s history it’s been whether or not you had a connection and whether that connection thought you were funny. Seeing that hollywood was as wide open as the internet in its heyday, any group with a collective identity could have dominated. It could have been the irish, the italians, the greeks, the germans, french-canadians etc. etc.
Jews seized the opp. and brought buddies from the borsch belt in. Seeing that people had little options, Jewish humor (at least the kind that wasn’t said in Yiddish) became american humor. As Jews have assimilated and lost their collective identity, the power has been lost and you start to see failures like Sarah Silverman. Sandler’s Mossad hairdresser is a Bomb too. Andy Samberg’s last movie didn’t do so hot, that’s even with his other Jewish buddies (kimmel in particular) giving mutual plugs. Jews are looking VERY mortal in the comedy arena now. I guess it’s a good thing though, because at least they won’t keep taking flack for “controlling Hollywood.”
Also, white guys don’t want to fuck Sarah Silverman. She’s straight up nasty looking, I can see her nose hair when the camera pans up and she talks about how hairy she is. Foul as hell.
She’s definitely used up seven of her comedy nine lives.
she’s a foul-mouthed jewess. typical of the breed.
Jews, especially the ashkenazi, are highly inbred. You need only to see their many facial quirks and weird facial features to see this.
Look at Spitzer. Henry Kissinger. Silverman. Some of the most repulsive people around.
Bill Hicks is the ultimate comedian for white people to like. He’s died young, he’s just underground enough for most people to not know who he is, and he got “props” in the liner notes to a Radiohead record. That’s quite the trifecta right there…
So it’s official? White People don’t like Sarah Silverman neither do bad white people but Jews do and can’t seem to understand why no one else likes her?
I assume you meant Mitch Hedberg?
He had his moments, but he was no Sam Kinison or Bill Hicks..
Dare I even mention 70s Richard Pryor?
In the few short bursts of BET I’ve ever seen, it looked an awful lot like the minstrelsy steppin-fetchit crap they put on the UPN or WB or whatever it is now..
Sarah Silverman uses “comedy” to propagandize her hate of everything that is really White: Christianity, traditionalism, honesty, hard-working folk, etc.
Personally, I don’t know how so many Whites lack the instinct to see all the hate jewish comics have for us.
the only funny one is Jackie Mason. That guy is hilarious.
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I love Louis CK
Don’t like Sarah’s work. I suppose she’s a nice person, but I avoid her show like the plague. She’s just another cute girl who’s gotten laughs from the guys all her life by saying crass things. Although I’ll admit her “I’m F*cking Matt Damon was really really funny. Contradictory, yes. But hey, at least I’m being honest.
I miss In Living Color and Chapelle–best way to find out all the ways you’re being an ignorant white ass is in mid-laugh (Hahhahahaha!!..oh wait…_I_ do that!!Geez- I look THAT stupid?)
Wow, I think you may have some pent-up rage.
Sincerely, Dirty Jew
ComicView isn’t funny? That’s the best show on late-night TV! Hella funnier than Silverman. (Though Posehn is awesome.)
The “I’m fucking Matt Damon” video is funny as hell!!!
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I disagree totally.
Pathetic attempt by jewess to bullshit Whites.
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i don’t see that much difference between the races. white people like stuff. black people like stuff. its just different. sarah silverman is a genius. she has a show portraying herself as a lazy white chick dependent on everybody else. she doesn’t work; but she has an apartment and a car. she comes and goes as she pleases. hell she has it made. i say way to go sarah. white people go out of their way to say they’re not racist. black people take advantage of it. wouldn’t you? its the american way. and i love frasier kramer. he and nyles are a hoot.
sarah also played in school of rock as the roommate’s girlfriend.
black people do not sniff glue. do-do brain.
Katt Williams and Jeff Dunham are, in fact, not funny. Especially Jeff Dunham. Every couple of months, Comedy Central decides to pick a different and unfunny comedy fad to play the shit out of (e.g. Blue Collar Comedy, Jeff Dunham/Ventriloquism, MADtv, any comedians from the British Isles and/or Australia/New Zealand, Dane Cook, etc).
Also, BIGNAT, you’re typing the way Dane Cook talks.
Also, most white people (I can’t speak for others) don’t think female comics are funny (whatever, it’s true)… so Sarah Silverman gets extra credit for being a woman while being funny.
can black people be jewish?
Totally nasty, sleazy jewish bitch. So much contempt for non-jews regardless of skin color. I guess she thinks the laughs are on all of us because she can play all the “goyim” against each other and even get some to laugh.
I also notice that Jews in Hollywood are blatantly hooking each other up with plugs on each others shows. Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman both Jewish have had been in each others projects before they were dating, Sarah Silverman has been in 2 Jenny lewis videos (she’s the chick from Rilo Kiley) and Rilo Kiley has been on the Jimmy Kimmel show a few times–She’s Jewish. Seth Rogen and Andy Samberg and the guys from Superbad have been on 5 times in the last year all those guys are jewish. He’s had on Sascha baron Cohen too and that dickhead is jewish. The director of superbad and knocked up was on the show and guess what he’s jewish and so is all the cast from Superbad except the chicks they treat like shit. So it’s okay if you aren’t talented –Sarah Silverman as long as you’re “a member of the tribe” you get hooked up with free publicity from the jewish clique.
Excellent post. Quite correct. Impossible to argue with.
Bravo!
it’s mitch hedberg
Sarah Silverman is incredibly offensive, not funny and needs to crawl down a hole and disappear.
Hmmmm….That’s really offensive.
I don’t like Sarah Silverman very much, but I love the Comedians of Comedy! Except you forgot to include Maria Bamford with the CoC–she’s superwhite cause she’s from Duluth!
The comments to this one have been a disturbing read.
More than sixty years after their Uncle Adolf ate his gun, some of the ‘tards here apparently still ache for his one-nutted self to teabag them.
Who the hell *cares* about Silverman’s religion or ethnicity? She’s funny or she’s not, period.
I think she’s funny: “The other day, while I was licking jelly off my boyfriend’s penis, I thought to myself, ‘I’m turning into my mom!'”
Classic.
[quote]sarah silkverman is my idela woman. and being a jew does not mean you arent white ya morons[/quote]
yeah, she is a legal white however she is not a original white. This exist in [b]almost[/b] all ethnic groups/race/lineages in which there are original members and there are the assimilated stock. ex. I am arab but not by lineage; only by technicality. The same with blacks in america. They are legal americans but not from the stock that originated the base culture of the country. They entered later just like any non-anglo cultured lineage/race. This is the history of the country. I have seen this with many groups and to each it’s own. SS is white on paper but not by lineage purely or even culturally by the way for the original whites (anglo stock) do have a culture about them which is distinguishable for those who are germane of this character. She has tendencies like that of seinfield and woody allen and would be easily picked out as a non-anglo because of her accent and mannerism. She even looks like an European jew, especially her sister.
The government made her white, not the people. There would not be so many people on the board saying that she is jewish and that she is not white.
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finish the sentence!
pumping the oil to countries that dont spend on their people and actually end up raising the gas prices.
[quote]stuffblackpeoplelike – eating watermelon! hahaha!!![/quote]
i luv that stuff
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especially in brazil
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That’s easy, because country music made 50 years ago is “authentic” and “vintage.” Country music being made today sounds too much like pop music being made today.
Probably because Jewish comedians are funnier than non-Jewish comedians (Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor notwithstanding).
In other words, they’d be Christians!
I had sex with Sarah Silverman last night, and she wasn’t even there.
Sam Kinison is HORRIBLE… Greg Giraldo and Patrice Oneal!!!!
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I noticed that too. Judd Apatow is the director from Knocked Up and he is jewish and had seth rogen in it, who’s also Jewish you say? That explains all the talk about being “part of the tribe” in it, and his friends and dad are jewish too. The only ones that aren’t jewish are the two blonde chicks, who they treat like shit in the movie. I’ll just boycott some movies with those guys in it for awhile, especially with the conceited and supremacist attitude I see from Jewish characters and actors in the movies. Maybe they should put some palestinians in the movies for awhile? Did you notice how many damn movies have come out about the holocaust? I know it’s bad but the russians lost more than the jews and
there were other groups in the concentration camps too. It seems like Jewish folks are making sure everyone knows what happened to them but they don’t give a shit about anyone else. Screw them, they shouldn’t be such self centered dickheads.
Oh yeah, Sarah Silverman is nasty and not the least bit funny.
Fuck off retard.
It’s Sarah Silverman herself that promotes her jewishness.
She outwardly bigoted toward Christians and hateful towards Whites.
You are not fooling anyone. You admire someone that is revolting and unfunny. That says alot about you and who you are, just another anti-White racist. Yawn.
Jews always play the ‘victim’ card and swindle. That’s known as having “chtuzpah” which mean “shamelessness” and “obnoxiousness”, a trait 99% of all jews seem to have.
Ps you look at these people, Apatow, Rogen, Jonah “Hill”, Sacha Baron Cohen, BRuckenheimer, etc. and they are all totally INBREDS!!!
I mean just look at them.
Jews are not White, they are SEMITES.
Nice try though.
Whoop-de-doo
Arabs are also classified inaccurately as “White” on the politicized US Census form. So are North Africans.
Jews are in the Semite category, and everyone in the world knows what this term means.
Jews are Semites, not White.
Plus most Jews are politically anti-White. How can a jew call themselves “White” when they are anti-White racists, activists, polemicists, professors, media types, etc.
Find me a jew that really cares for Whites. Let’s see.
EVen these new Jew-types, like Michael Medved etc, that pretend to like Whites are only doing it so the US goyim will bomb israel’s enemies.
Jews don’t fool Whites, we know who are people are, and who aren’t.
PS Why are Jews even on this blog? Go to your own blogs like jewlicious.com or heeb.com etc.
You jews are different and you damn well know it. You aren’t White, get over it, and leave.
She merits the word “Cunt”.
Ugh.
I think sarah silverman sucks. Her jokes are crap. I know people enjoy Mitch Hedberg but I think Bill Hicks was a genius.
I’m white, but I REALLY hate Sarah Silverman.
Like 90% or more of the white people think Sarah Silverman is ugly and not funny. She only gets work because she’s jewish and her jewish buddies in Hollywood hook each other up? F@$k that! Jewish people aren’t really that funny anymore and that Afro/dirtbag look they are trying to pull off just makes them nastier. How about some gentile comedians getting hooked up?
that’s the funniest thing ive read in at least two days
I’m white and Sarah Silverman makes me want to puke.
you are a racist asshole and deserve a seat next to sarah silverman and patton oswald in hell. you are also very very dumb. you don’t have to be hispanic to figure out that this blog is entitled “stuff white people like” and not “white people that white people like”.
Omigod I can’t stand her. I pretty much boycott anything she’s in. What is with her saying “Jesus Christ!” when she is frustrated? Isn’t that kind of suspect for a Jewish person??
Anyway, not a fan of her and I don’t even think the kind of White People your site is mocking like this chick. Too offensive and not even remotely funny or talented.
Ha, I noticed how many people agree with me!!! How many comments in her favor were made not attributed to her publicist or Jimmy Kimmel? He must be secretly gay if he’s dating her.
From National Lampoon, Ca. 1973
Q: Are Jews white people?
A: Technically, yes, but…………
Sarah Silverman is the worst comic (if you can call her that and not denigrate the whole genre) I have come across in recent times. She is worse than that Seinfeld guy with the fork when it comes to comedy.
I disagree completely. Everyone I know loves Dane Cook.
I will say this though… we liked him a lot more when we only had bootlegged videos of him on our laptops at school and he wasn’t so big.
Dane Who? Seriously: I’m not in the USA, and the only context in which I hear about Dane Cook is “no-one likes Dane Cook” or “no-one knows who Dane Cook is”. It’s like some internet virus that propagates up its own arse and eats itself from the inside.
At least Sarah gets some notice here in Yoo-Rupp…
No, Mitch WAS the moment.
All other comedy falls short.
Although I have to give Brian Regan and Eddie Izzard close seconds
ventriloquistan.
haha.
that’s probably a word.
Dane Cook is a comedian. He is also a very funny from what I have heard from him. Bill Hicks, Sam Kinison and George Carlin are some good examples of comedians. Many of the other people that are mentioned are crap.
Sarah Silverman sucks…for the life in me I can’t understand why/how white people think she is so funny. She is like a 40-year-old loser who is not cute and NOT funny…her nasal monotone voice really irritates me too. My EX–(white male) thought she was so funny…I was and still am confused. Why do white people think she is funny?? Really……
Sarah Silverman sucks…for the life in me I can’t understand why/how white people think she is so funny. She is like a 40-year-old loser who is not cute and NOT funny…her nasal monotone voice really irritates me too. My EX–(white male) thought she was so funny…I was and still am confused. Why do white people think she is funny?? Really……
Ha Ha, you missed the joke. Mitch Hepburn was a 60’s era Canadian politician. Definitely unfunny!
“Today’s Country” is for people too embarrassed to admit liking ABBA.
i frigging love sarah silverman.
and those who are upset about her in this blog are pretty dull themselves. especially that ‘fellow’ canadian chick who is so uptight she ditches her friends b/c they include her into their cliques.
But i don’t think she’s funny.
ps-I’m white
scoreboard!
What is with her saying “Jesus Christ!”
she not the only jewish Chrisitian and White-hating bigot, the talmudvision is full of them, incl. Bill “Maher” who is a halfjew hater.
It’s a little different when a half jewish Irish guy like Bill Maher, who’s a vocal atheist who dislikes ALL religion says it–and a Jewish woman who wears her jewishness on her sleave says it. It’s so disrespectful. Wait, didn’t she also make a movie called “Jesus is magic” and she hints how like magic, it would be cool if it actually existed?
So all of a sudden Jewish entertainers are noticing that people aren’t noticing their contempt for “goyim” and they can’t understand why people have a problem with it? Because previous jewish comedians and entertainers were witty and talented enough to at least mask this with great comedy! Confucius said it takes 4 generations for a people to build, maintain, degrade and then lose an empire. It looks like he’s correct about the jewish entertainmenet empire! So many of them suck balls now, it’s so obvious what they think of non-jews.
It’s not funny anymore. Can we get some Christian/Sikh/Hindu/Buddhist/Atheist/Pagan control of Hollywood now? You supremacist Jews are pretty much done.
Sarah Silverman is a Jew and Jewish-Americans like her should in no way be confused with the Anglo-Saxon/Protestant majority I.E. White Americans.
I also noticed when I watched Harold and Kumar (I’m a big fan of Kal Penn) go to white castle that all the white characters were evil and racist or sick rednecks… Um okay this is New Jersey. Ask you’re average asian if they or their friends have been beat up like every minority was in the movie. In fact, the only good white people are the TWO JEWISH guys. The also have sex with the white women, while the white guys are treated like dickless dweebs.
The Movie is written by two Jewish guys. This is JUST like all the other movies, from Blazing Saddles to Knocked up. All the non-jewish guys are either absent or buffoons and all the non-jewish girls are sluts who get fucked.
Screw that, I’m still going to watch kal penn and the other main character, because they are just actors—BUT I won’t watch another movie by these two Jewish supremacists or any of the Jewish crowd which has such contempt for everyone not like them.
sarah silverman does not make me laugh. she tries too hard, just like carlos men-steal-ia
Mitch Hedberg was a comical genius. That is not something I can say for Sarah Silverman. She is atrocious.
I blanked out after reading of Montreal. Wooh! Indie music!
I hate Sarah Silverman. I also hate tucc.
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How is UPN like the universe was 10 billion years ago?
All black and no stars.
I’m quite sure that if Jews do have a secret club of support and leg-ups it is because paranoid and hateful people like you are keeping track of who is Jewish and trying to make sure that Jews don’t get too many opportunities. Notice in the original blog the author doesn’t mention ANYTHING about Silverman being Jewish. It might be implied though because of their John Stewart alternative, but it is kind of hard to tell with this author.
Jews are gross, disgusting, and kinda like whores. Best to avoid.
Does the kind of Stuff White People Like include things like
Truth, Equality, and Justice?
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Seriously, Sarah Silverman is the 2nd worst comic ever. Dave Chappelle is way funnier than her.
Silverman has a great rack…
Very appreciative feature on the comedic achievements of Ms Silverman in the UK guardian supplement recently. Decided to see what there was on YouTube that backed up their fulsome approbation. Found a deeply boring and unfunny “I Fucked Matt Damon” sketch she did on some American chat show. The audience sounded like they were about to orgasm with laughter. Is she a comedian or is the whole thing a Ricky Gervais type wind-up about a deeply unfunny person blagging their way to the top in the comedy world? Dreadful.
im white AND jewish (as is sarah silverman) and i dispise her. as do most white people i know.
Um have you heard of a show called Gossip Girl? Whitest show ever.
No stars? What about Tyra Banks? Kristen Bell (from Veronica Mars)
hey hey hey, hold on there–what about Maria Bamford? She’s a comedian of comedy also!!! dang..
And this guys obviously a dirty kyke.
rofl, way to let your ethnicity be known queer boy.
Never been funny. She never will be.
White people love Bill Hicks.
He was a harsh, over-the-top social critic who dared to say some really shocking things. Also he died very early on, at the height of his popularity. Some of his best humor was possible because he knew he was going to die and wouldn’t have to deal with potential fallout.
Liking Bill Hicks lets white people feel better about themselves because it reaffirms that the problems they see in their everyday lives – the ones that they wait for someone else to fix – are really problems that truly deserve to be fixed by someone else.
Real white people like Doug Stanhope.
I Love Sarah Silverman. She is so cute and funny. Have you seen her video “I’m f***ing Matt Damon”? LOVE HER
Jimmy Kimmel is not Jewish. It’s time to take your Jewdar (and tinfoil hat) in for repair.
Sarah Silverman is a disgusting jew. She stated she wanted to kill Jesus. What a nasty person.
Yeah, Nickel Creek is great. These kids actually write their own songs, sing live, and gasp, play instruments. Something pretty much unheard of in today’s music scene.
If you enjoy instrumental virtuosity then look no further than Chris Thile’s “Not All Who Wander Are Lost”
Worse yet, Sarah Silverman is an unfunny Jew. You whites can have her; we have standards!
HURRAH! JEWS AREN’T WHITE! JEWS AREN’T WHITE! עם ישראל חי!
That shows your age.
What she said was: I would fuck Jesus at the drop of my panties.
i really really really do not like sarah silverman, and if i had to assign myself a race i think it would be white…
I’m white, and I hate Sarah Silverman. she’s rude, crude, brash, and crass in the most unfunny ways possible. I’m starting to lose all faith in this blog…
I’m white and HATE Sarah Silverman
i read like the first sentance of this shit and im white i dont like sarah silverman but i do like that comic veiw shit so suckone
You’re
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Sarah Silverman does a lot more than say offensive things in a cute voice. I don’t think you get it, kind of like I don’t get the appeal of this blog. But don’t worry, lots of white people do.
Ugh, Sarah Silverman only notable achievement is being Jimmy Kimmels receptacle. I’d have to go with Jeanine Garofalo as the poster girl for ‘white alternative female comic’
I DESPISE silverman. I’m as white as they come too. hehe I said come. Laughing at sexual innuendos should be added to the list. and Steve Carrell.
Yeah, gotta agree with all my white crew on this blog. You all missed it on the Sarah Silverman thing. I can’t stand her either, and I don’t think I’ve ever spoken to one other fellow white person about her. George Carlin, on the other hand, is usually acceptable to all forms and shapes of white people. And he has the added bonus of actually being funny.
Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
I’m going to take my coups down to the BK Lounge.
Fuck Bees!
no.
just … no.
do not want.
great list but this is totally wrong.
thread drift: my idea of a great comic is john pinette.
Nope, not funny. Trying way too hard.
The Preppy Handbook, you’re not. Thanks, but no thanks for your 29 year-old’s insight.
this whitey does not like sarah silverman. i would like to punch her in the eye.
but ya got 99.9% of the rest right! 🙂
Sarah Silverman is a Cunt. This whitey don’t like her.
–“It is fully acceptable and encouraged for white men to say that Sarah Silverman is their perfect woman.”
I have a hopeless crush on her, and I find her very funny, and no one had to encourage me! (Seriously, I do; does this bump up my whitey score on the test?)
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Er, “C*nt?” “I would like to punch her in the eye?”
WAY out of bounds people.
Robert
God I can’t stand Sarah Silverman. Its not even a matter of her being “offensive” she’s just not funny. Being offensive in a little girl voice is not funny, its stupid.
Although I did watch a few episodes of Sarah’s show on Comedy Central, Jeanine Garofalo happens to be my white girl, “alternative” comic of choice. She’s funnier and hotter than Sarah Silverman, though Sarah is hot in a white girl in jeans and sneakers sort of way.
Bogus.
George Carlin is a white favorite. Also, Chris Rock is awesome. Dane Cook isn’t funny. He’s just energetic and expressive….unless energetic and expressive is hilarious, in which case, my bad. Also think Whoopi is unfunny. It would be interesting to see the two hook up and go on tour. It would be a hit with the media and HBO would be all over it, but would kill just about any party.
She just seems kind of mean to me.
Sarah is hotter than she is funny, although sometimes she is funny. Her song about Jewish people driving German cars (from her film “Jesus is Magic”) was pretty damn funny but a lot of the time her schtick falls flat.
I would say she is more perky than gorgeous. Part of her appeal is her anti-fashion fashion sense. The tomboy look works well for her. Actually, in terms of pure hotness, Janeane Garofolo is way hotter than her…probably funnier, too…
Maria Bamford is one of the most brilliantly funny women there is. She is at least fifty times funnier than Sarah Silverman. Of course she is a skinny white lady from Minnesota so she isn’t as cute as Sarah, but when she gets her voices going there’s nobody funnier.
Another great comedienne most people probably haven’t heard of is Jackie Kashian. She is a half-Armenian woman from Wisconsin. She’s hilarious at times, and also has intelligent humor that is thought-provoking. Either of these two is way more worthy than Sarah Silverman…
Who is the world is Sarah Silverman ???
I’d hit it!
The idea that real whites idolize pencil-necked, neurotic and whiny jews is ridiculous. Remember in Airplane, the book “Famous Jewish Athletes”? It had one page.
Actually, it’s jews who do all the counting and identifying of other jews. Look up “Jews in Sports” in wikipedia, or go to a jewish party, you’ll find the tribal ID game in full swing, and not by anybody but jews themselves.
the sheer mention of dane cook in this post just made me lose my lunch.
wow then most people most not have a sense of humour because she is not funny at all!
*most white people
Yea…I love how she mocks the alien zombie jew.
Note: I’m white….and athiest.
And she’s totally bonable.
This allows me to keep it real, then, because I would rather punch myself in the grapes than watch a nanosecond of Sarah Silverman’s “comedy.” I also find that I would like to do bodily harm to Patton Oswalt and David Cross.
thank you. i dont understand how people could possibly find her funny.
I’m pretty sure Padma and mm are going to fuck…
Just calling that one early.
Sarah Silverman sucks big horse cock
P.S. I’m white
Sarah Silverman is about as funny as painful rectal itch.
You want crude AND funny?
Dave Attell
Larry Reeb
Sarah Is Funny – and HOT and yes, I’m white.
Did I metion HOT!?!?!?!
i don’t like sarah silverman
Yes, but Sarah Silverman is starting to get too popular for white people to continue to support her. It was cool to say you liked Sarah Silverman 10-15 years ago when she was doing Mr. Show or SNL or The Larry Sanders Show, but now she’s pretty mainstream (although still controversial). Kind of like what happened to Dave Matthews Band.
http://twowhiteboys.com/2008/
Funny, before I ever saw this site I thought about how she must be a white thing. I find her offensive in a “do we even need this bullshit?” sort of way but I also figured, without doing any real research, that white people might find her “bonable.” You’ve gotta be kidding me! No fucking way.
I just don’t get it. Why do people even like here. She is insignificant.
I think she’s funny. take a joke!
Sarah Silverman is pretty?
You do realize he’s making fun of the word “awesome” too, right?
Not that there’s anything so wrong with greatly overusing that now rather cliched word when gazillions of synonyms exist as a signifier of a certain (large but not so large as literally “white”) subgroup membership. Just sayin you do recognize.
Here the Brits are slightly different. Their similar large subgroup of whites massively overuses “brilliant” instead.
sara silverman isnt really that funny
Good call on Dane Cook! That’s one lame-ass “comic.” His anecdotes are so stupid. You can’t relate because he comes up with the dumbest shit that’s only happened to him, but no one else knows wtf he’s talking about. Yet his audiences laugh anyway. Why the hell did he even get a movie deal?
Dane Cook sucks balls.
AHHHH NO! Sara Silverman is god damn funny. and so is Dane Cook. Go youtube Brain Ninja’s right now and TRY not to laugh.
Sarah Silverman isnt even a real Caucasian, and defiantly not funny, she just happens to have an appropriate last name to become famous in the US.
She is really gross though.
Please remove her from this list, as a white person I am offended, see # 101
She is obnoxiously unfunny. I’m not even offended by her, I just wish she would disappear.
Pedantichater, when you say “isnt even a real Caucasian” and “an appropriate last name to become famous in the US” are you refering to her being jewish? Because if so you are a) anti-semetic, and b) retarded, because judaism is a religion not an ethnicity, and she is clearly Caucasian.
Jews might be caucasian, but Jews aren’t really white. They’re like khaki or something. Also, they are all damned to hell for killing Jesus.
Chill out Ash. Being Jewish is both an ethnicity and a religion. Judaism is the religion that most Jews worship.
I agree. I remember when she was on the old Politically Incorrect show, and she was trying to justify using the racial slur: “chink.” I stay away from her.
Sarah Silverman is decidedly not funny. She’s just loud and annoying.
But kudos on the Dane Cook thing. My God, is he a moron. Thankfully he seems to be going away at last…
Exactly. I never understood the fascination. i don’t understand Jimmy Kimmel’s success either. She seems mean, like it isn’t a joke, nasty mean. The best thing she ever did was play the girlfriend of Ned Shneebly in School of Rock and guess what? she was mean in that role too. Mr. Kimmel may have found his perfect woman but he needs new ears and perhaps a new pair of glasses. If all you could do was look at her she might be considered sexy (due to the confidence factor) and a remote similarity to PJ Harvey, but she’s neither pretty nor cute. Perfect woman? How about Natalie Portman, Diane Lane or Maria Bello. These are performers with talent, substance and beauty. Sarah Silverman, please disappear and take Jimmy and Ann Coulter with you. Mean People Suck.
Sarah what? She isn’t white, she’s a jew chick, that isn’t funny. Also, she is not cute.
Nope, not funny…
While Stuff White People Like contributes on a massive scale to our invisibilization (really, it’s like the hipster flipside of Sarah Palin), I’m introducing a new blog called Bitter White Folks for Obama to explode this zero-sum game. My family were part of the 41 million who migrated from the Appalachian/Southern region to the Midwestern states in the postwar period: precisely the demographic from which support for Obama (and progressive politics as such) is supposed to be non-existent. But it was the economic policies of Reagan and the Clinton and Bush dynasties that produced such atrocities as the 2,200 square miles of strip-mining in Appalachia that have put thousands out of work, reduced the average income to the level of Mexico and forced migration to the North in search of jobs. So I actually completely agree with Obama’s sentiment: of course Appalachian and Midwestern communities are “bitter” – and it cannot be denied that more than a few have been mislead into believing that these elites somehow hear their voices. With the increasingly patronizing tone of the Republicans however (which Stuff White People Like only solidifies), many are rapidly becoming unconvinced – at least Obama speaks about the situation as it really is: as he put it in that same speech, “you can go into the toughest neighborhoods, you know working-class lunch-pail folks, you’ll find Obama enthusiasts. And you can go into places where you think I’d be very strong and people will just be skeptical”. For more, check out my blog at http://bitterwhitefolksforobama.blogspot.com
Don’t forget Maria Bamford and Bob Odenkirk!
sarah silverman is not funny at all! lol sorry
Sarah Silverman pretty?!?! Ummm no. Besides Sarah Silverman is for Jews, not white people.
Sarah is ‘punch-your-mom-in-the-face’ hot! Are you kids kidding me!? As a half German/half Mexican male (think the Zimmerman Letter worked and you have me), I find Sarah to be both aesthetically pleasing AND enormously hilarious.
I hope my ancestors spared hers…
Sarah Silverman is not funny….at all.
Being a Jew myself, I don’t find her likable. She sucks. Face it, she just sucks as a human being. If that’s what she really is.
mitch hedberg anyone? :]
you are all still so, so stupid
Of course Silverman is good looking and of course she is funny – not everything she has ever said is comedic gold but that’s true for anyone. What does her being Jewish have to do with anything? And of course it’s not cool to say Dane Cook is funny but that’s because Dane Cook is for sorority girls.
You people fucking baffle me.
Sarah silver man is lame and I never got this but she Jewish but she white at the same time I’m confused since I’m king David and all I never saw people that look like Sarah silver man or any modern Jew for that matter look like me back in the biblical days.
I prefer Kathy Griffin.
I saw her perform in SF two weeks ago and was extremely disappointed that half of her routine was old material from her show and from Jesus is Magic. I paid good money for the seats too. WARNING to anyone who had planned to see her anytime soon: don’t do it.
i love telling people Dane Cook is my favorite comedian (he’s not, I will embarassingly admit my favorite is probably Cross.) Some lose respect for me when I say, even worse some agree with me and go into talking about some of his act.
She’s hot as balls. I would destroy that.
U suck!
Dane Cook ROCKS! Almost as much as Carrot Top and that ventriloquist guy with the talking mexican chili pepper. . Jeff Dunham i think?
Fartin Rudy is awesome too!
I’ve got the Sarah Silverman/Jimmy Kimmel sextape at my mom n dad’s house. . . Damn my eyes.
Silverman is basically doing an upscale version of Larry The Cable Guy’s act–you know, create a fictional character (or in her case “version of yourself”) so that that you can get away with saying stuff that most comedians would get in trouble for. Since she’s cute and uses a baby-talk voice, it seems to give white professionals permission to laugh (nervously).
The other “alternative comedians” mentioned here are bound to Silverman by something else–most of them aren’t terribly funny. The one exception is Patton Oswalt; he’s actually capable of writing and telling jokes well.
Which brings up SOMETHING else I want to rant about–namely the alleged horrors of “straight” comedy. I remember George Carlin going on for years about feeling like a “sell-out” for working New York and Vegas clubs, and Lenny Bruce used to talk about the Catskills as if they were the Seventh Circle of Hell; but the skills they picked up working rooms full of drunks and gamblers polished their skills–Carlin wouldn’t have been half as good as he was at his best if he had spent all of his time in cellar clubs in Greenwich Village and San Francisco; drunks will laugh at a good joke–potheads probably didn’t even hear it . . .
I hate (and am white) Sarah Silverman and don’t know a person white or black who has ever laughed at a joke that she has made. She is also extremely ugly and was a total abomination on Maxim’s Hot 100 list.
Larry David owns Sarah Silverman, she’s not even funny. Which would you rather watch, Curb Your Enthusiasm or her shitty show? I thought so. Sarah Silverman does not deserve to be on the list.
I SO completely agree. I abhor Sarah Silverman, and I would (and do) watch BET comedy over her stupid ass. And I’m white.
Sarah Silverman? out of all the comedians you credit our favorite to sarah silverman?
Lewis Black and Kathy Griffin are so much more humorous. No one can disagree with a blunt redhead who likes to drink. AND she dated steve wazniak.. white people love apple products. period. It’s like a cult. The bitch has gotten 2 Emmy’s, and Sarah Silverman was only interesting when she was with Kimmel. Think about it.
Sadly, the image of a drunk Kathy Griffin is one we won’t actually see — Unlike her mom, she’s a tea totaller. Apparently her booze happy parents weren’t as completely cute in middle age as they are/were in old age (RIP John Griffin)
People who care so much about celebrities are fucking losers.
Gee,
Was it inner-city negroids who mad Dave Chappelle a household name?
This site is a giant pile of bigoted lies.
Are you a racist? I mean, using the term “negroid” is very offensive. If you were to ever use that term in front of someone that is black, you would get your ass kicked. However, I bet you are just like the Ku Klux Klan, racist in private and too damn scared to go somewhere like Harlem and say some of that racist shit.
Dane Cook is a comedian?
sarah silverman can get away with a lot of the things she says because she’s jewish. But I’m a big fan of her, along with the other comics you listed, and I DESPISE Dane Cook. Nail on the head with this one.
HAHA you’re both retarded! HAHA!
im not down with what every ones doing, i do like this web ste though!!!
Sarah Silverman is so UN-funny that I cringe any time I see her appear on television.
Wow, talk about verbal inanity. She makes the Margaret Cho sound funny in comparison.
Kathy Griffin is why people hate women.
yes Yes YES
I think if I could punch any woman on planet earth in the face, it would indeed be Sarah Silverman. I would break that bitch’s nose in a heart beat. Her humor is so UN-funny that it makes me want to vomit in a bowl full of sugar cane, mix it all up and procede to drown myself in it.
You’re so smart!
Its just too bad that you don’t know the facts. 😦
The Ku Klux Klan is FAR from private,
in fact they have public meetings, membership cards, -and as idiotic as this sounds- promotional clothing (promoting the KKK of course).
By no means am I agreeing with what the KKK stands for,
but in my experience there are just as many black racists as there are white racists.
For example, a black person may be able to say white people, but then expect for white people to call him ‘african-american.’
Another example, black people can make white jokes (which normally I don’t find offensive at all) but if a white person does the same he gets the racist card thrown at him.
Honestly, it is a double standard.
Negroid is a technical term with its etymological roots in the Latin word niger. It is used in a typological method of racial classification, refering to people mostly from sub-Saharan Africa.
I’m sorry, I love Sarah Silverman but how could you pick white people’s favorites? I happen to love Dave Chapelle and Margaret Cho as well. Why? Because they can get away with saying things that no one else can and THAT is beautiful.
I try to be an exemplary white but can’t stand her
Colbert. if you strive towards any credibility with whites you MUST like Stephen Colbert. drop a reference every now and then!
I would push her and claim it was an accident. No battery charges!
I’m GUILTY!!
Artie Lange is the funniest comedian in America….
Nope. Cannot stand this woman actually. I’m with the person who mentioned Colbert.
You forgot about Maria Bamford, who is part of the Comedians of Comedy.
And while Artie is great on Stern, his stand-up is lacking.
I bet she gives good head…
But just to black guys….
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/10/26/bridezillas-is-by-far-the-worst-show-on-television/
I hate Stephen Colbert. Sometimes he’s funny, but he’s so overrated. And David Cross? His routine was maybe the most unfunny I’ve ever heard not on cable. He is anything but an acceptable alternative. It’s a shame Carlin died, there are so few decent standups now…
Gosh can she can be even more bias than the media. her cutiesi tactactics are geared to nieve minds who thinks comedy central and John Stewart are the news. Her veiw is amount to horse shit falling on the floor. You scoop it out and make it clean as in you own desission.
Hmm…. White people like correct spelling.
C’mon c.lep!
I love Sarah. But I bet there’s a black guy who does to.
fuck yes, i think all people also should like katt williams.
Ummm…what about Mitch Hedberg? He is the essential white (this kind of white) comedian. The fact that he is dead even makes it cooler to like him.
Don’t forget about Dave Chappelle. We practically ran him back to Africa with our over-enthusiasm.
Oh, and another comedian that should be avoided like Dane Cook: Any comedian from the “Blue-Collar Tour”
I used to love Sarah, until i realized that Jimmy Kimmel was actually putting his penis into her vagina. That completely grossed me out. True, it’s just the first two inches of her vagina that have been despoiled, but it’s the principle of the thing.
I can’t believe that nobody has mentioned George Carlin (or maybe they have and I just haven’t seen). Sarah Silverman and the Comedians of Comedy are nothing compared to Carlin. Talking about poop and vaginas does not make you a good comedian.
I just lost all respect for Jimmy Kimmel, and I’m white.
im white and i love dane cook, he is a funny guy
I LOVE DANE COOK!!!
Oh my goodness! I AM THIS WHITE PERSON!!!
your obviously the wrong kind of white person…
Dane Cook IS loved by the wrong kind of white people!
Also, white people love to say that Mitch Hedberg is their favorite comedian.
Dane Cook sucks monkey balls. Ive had Defication sessions that were more creative then him, hes a joke stealing hack.
Yeah, Mitch Hedberg is the guy everyone likes to name-drop.
Sarah Silverman on the other hand? Terrible. The only people I know who like her, ironically, are the same people who like Dane Cook.
Oddly, I find the opposite is true – the people I know who like Hedberg also like Cook. Strange.
ugghh, i hate her, her idea of comedy is only funny if you are blazed out of your mind, which i am not, any white person with a brain dosen’t like sarah silverman
Indeed, I’m a pretty big Sarah Silverman fan. Although I don’t really like her show that much – it gets a tad boring.
Bill Hicks & Mitch Hedberg are more my style (although they are very different from each other.) I also like Ricky Gervais.
And yes Dane Cook is crap. As is that Mencia guy.
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I’m white. I don’t think that Sarah Silverman or Dane Cook are funny at all. I like Bill Cosby, Richard Pryor, Steve Martin, Denis Leary.
It works for Chris Rock so why not her! I really hate the ignorant opinion that only white people are racist. Only ignorant jackasses can honestly think that’s true. All messages of hate whether from white, black or other people tell you all you need to know about the ignorant people that spread their hate. They are ALL wrong.
the world would be a better place if someone made her disappear
most white people treat other races like dirt. losers
Ash,
No, not retarded.
Perhaps somewhat anti-semetic, as I am not blind nor deaf nor illiterate.
I request that you check the human genome project and find out what classifies as White, aka Caucasian.
Jews are not included.
Yes It is a religion, created by an ethnicity, that is severely inbred. (for a few thousand years.)
See: Tay-Sachs disease, Israel parental screening.
It may appear to have light colored skin,
like a wolf in sheep’s clothing.
I was trying to be politically correct,
as any good White man would attempt,
before we burn your village…
88
I totally agree with you. Personally I’m very tired of the stereotype the white people are insensitive and don’t care about racial issues.
It’s ok to slam “white” people and not recognize that many white people understand discrimination because someone in their family tree has experienced it! There was a time when the Irish weren’t treated very well and had a hard time getting jobs, for example. The same it true with the French (do you think the slam, pardon my French is complimentary to French people?)
So please let’s get off the idea that any one Group of people are this way or that… Ignorance is Ignorance, Stereotyping can happen to any group – including White people and it’s doesn’t help.
I’m replying to both comments: there are ways that you do things. I think Sarah is offensive, but not George Carlin–they’re both white. The difference: not gender, but execution. If there isn’t a reason behind a person making a joke based on a stereotype–it’s offensive.
Sarah Silverman is not funny, no matter what color you are.
I just like offensive comedy.
And as to white people liking it, most black comedians talk about white people for most of their shows. So I guess only the asians are clean in this sence, cause they talk about themselves.
Another comedian that falls into this “alt-comedy” category would be the late Bill Hicks. I mention his name amongst my white hipster friends and they get way too excited. Of course, don’t mention Denis Leary around them, or you will be given the long story about how Denis supposedly stole a lot of Bill Hicks’ material.
Don’t forget that Bill Cosby and Jeff Foxworthy are liked by the wrong kind of white people too.
shes a jew so she shoulda died in the holocuast. shes not funny her show sux but i would like to see her titties, but then again whos titties wouldnt we like to see!??!?! hmm amiright?! cuz if any bitch showed u her titties who the fuck would look away? no 1 sir. thats who, no 1!
agreed! george carlin was funny. sarah silverman irritates me to NO END, because saying something because it’s unexpected.. is not comedy, it’s shock value. much like my dislike for borat.
same! 🙂
You’re a pretty classy guy.
Sacha Baron Cohen’s brilliance comes from not what he says, but what he manages to make other people say.
Golly! I am so happy for you!
I don’t get Ms Silverman’s comedy either. Not at all funny.
“runninwoof”… seriously… How ignorant ARE you? WTF does seeing Sarah Silverman’s titties have to do with ANYTHING? “if any bitch”… Didn’t your mamma teach you any manners? She should have whapped you upside the head a few more times, I think.
Nobody will ever be hipper — or more opposite everything white people enjoy — than the one and only, late great Dolemite himself, Rudy Ray Moore. Put on a Rudy Ray Moore CD and you will CLEAR OUT a house full of white people in seconds.
Jon Stewert and Sarah Silverman = hilarious
Dane Cook=not funny at all in my opinion
you’re so right.
I didn’t know it was a white people thing though.
Mike, you MUST have been a DJ!….LOL..
i like jon an sarah its not a white people thing actually nothing is a white or black thing i actually kinda disagree with this website for being things white ppl like cause there are people in every race like this. 😀
Smiles
i hate this racist bitch
People who think Sarah Silverman is racist are stupid and clearly don’t have a sense of humor.
You are an idiot.
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BET Comicview isn’t funny, unless you consider constant “white people are like this, black people are like this” jokes funny. Also, BET sucks really bad. Seriously, stop watching it. And also I think that this website should be called “Stuff Middle to Upper Class Urban Hipster’s Like.” And, actually, hipsters tend to be very tolerant and fairly ethnically diverse. So why all the hate?
i’m bi-racial. and i think she’s not funny.. at all.
Wow, white people love to laugh! Thanks for explaining that, I guess I can now go on with my ol’ cracker life.
If this was a joke, you are about as funny as Sarah Silverman. (I hate her show.) If it’s not a joke, you are very ignorant and a hypocrite.
” this website should be called “Stuff Middle to Upper Class Urban Hipster’s Like.” ”
YES, THANK YOU!!! I am so glad I’m not the only one who sees this.
I absolutely LOATHE Sarah Silverman. I remember when my friend – oh my gosh, a white man!!! – made me watch her stand-up act a couple years ago, before she even had a show. I thought he was playing a joke on me. Then I realized the horrible truth – he really thought she was funny.
Since then, I’ve used Sarah Silverman as a filter for people I meet. I ask them what they think of her, and based on their response, I can make a pretty decent judgment of them. Thus far, my only conclusion has been: Why is she so popular? Because I haven’t found anyone else – white or otherwise – who likes the dumb bitch.
Im not too impressed by Miss Silverman.. She relies too heavily on her Jewish Shtick to the point where its annoying.
I’m whiter than white and I can’t stand her.
I’m a 40 year old white dude, and yeah, Sarah Silverman is my perfect TV woman. She IS funny, crude, and talented. Chances are, if she set out to offend you by saying things she knows are not true, and you did indeed get offended, then the joke is on you. And she’s probably a little smarter then you too.
She’s also extremely attractive, in my opinion. Pretty face, great hair, nice shape, awesome butt…
So there you go! Smart, funny, talented, and good looking. What more could a man want?
Does being bi-racial give you some magical talent to know if someone is funny or not?
yes, yes apparently it does.
And in that vain we should approach Tiger Woods, the ultimate embodiment of bi-zestangyosity and have him clarify whether or not Sarah Silverman is funny.
what ever happened to calling them fun bags?
I wouldn’t mind at all if that description became a bit more mainstream, frankly.
I got a small crush on her too…not a big fan of the style of comedy on her show, but I watch just to stare at her
I’m white, and I hate her.
I’m white, and she’s in my “top 10 people I’d like to beat with a lead pipe” list.
Chris
I’m with you. ICK. I’m not into that level of offensiveness
me too. The extreme antidote is Country Fried Home Videos, which has pretty much every red-neck white stereotype out there and which pretty much portrays that if you live in the country you are an idiot, but people laugh at that too.
I have to agree-Silverman is a waste of skin, and should not be put in the same group with Galifinakis or Oswalt. What an insult to “indie” comics. Saying doodieballs in a baby voice isn’t funny, it’s annoying. I can only hope that she’ll meet with some scandal that makes her unacceptable to white people. Maybe fighting poodles or eating babies? One can dream.
I’ve never seen her show, but I could tell from the commercials that her show is garbage. it’s pretty obvious within even a few seconds that her show is of the low-brow calibre i.e. Tom Green or Jackass (I’ve never seen either of those shows either, nor do I need to to know that they both suck).
Can someone please enlighten me: why is Dane Cook liked by he wrong type of white people? As much as I love this blog, I’m confused by that part of this post. I usually get what is meant by “wrong type of white people” but in this instance I am confused. Help!
These comments are perfect. #10273 on the list: white people who like to leave comments on the web about how offended they are… and how much other people (other than them) suck balls.
To be fair, most races don’t enjoy BET’s Comicview.
ok, seriously, this list was pretty cool till I saw this up there? What region of your ass did you pull this out of? NO ONE likes sarah silverman, if they say they do, they’re lying!
In all honesty, Sarah Silverman is hilarious.
I like her, and I know a lot of black people who do too. but I never take the time to watch her show.
frat boys and stuff
Sara Silverman Funny gal didnt she start off in Porn… Somthing like… 5 midget clowns and Sara Silverman a snow white story…
Oh dear, she says outrageous things because her on-screen character is a bit of a dick, and she constantly mocks herself.
Its a strange sense of humour I know, but there you go its a kind of irony, and most americans dont get that.
I love how white people think that people don’t like her because they don’t “get” her humour, or feel that they’re alternative and unique just because they do while others don’t. Some people just don’t like her because they don’t think she’s funny.
Sarah silverman is funny sometimes, the show is pretty good – I bought the dvds because I don’t have a tv. I think though that her sister is actually better though, quieter a more subtle humor she should have her own show, yes give sarah silverman’s sister her own spin off. She is soooo hot and jewish !!!!
I think Sarah Silverman sucks she is so corny. I love BET ComicView maybe because I get waht they are saying and I can relate and I believe that blacks and whites have different sense of humor.
well, as a Jewish girl i relate to her humor and it’s nice to have a female Jewish icon who IS funny and hot. i have met so many people that assume that Jewish people in general are not attractive and stereotype all the time what “we” look like, big nose and so forth. so basically i’m proud of her. other Jewish people i know hate her, but for me as a person as well as someone of Jewish heritage, i think she’s rad.
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Im white and I hate Sarah Silverman.
ok i’m white and i can’t fucking stand that bitch
I am Black and I would fuck the shit out of that Jew bitch!
i’m white and i don’t need a book or website to tell me what i like. If this book was made about black people and wrote totally ficticious and stereotypical things like this, black ppl would be just as mad if not more
Clearly you are the wrong kind of white person
She is not funny. Luckily I like in the UK so I dont have to put up with her. Oh she is also annoying and tries too hard.
oops, live in the UK I mean.
LOL — CLEARLY. 😀
I don’t know which ppl are saying/thinking jewish females aren’t attractive. I’m a black dude and while i’m not really into “WASPY” type chicks…..I wouldn’t hesitate to have sex with jewish female. Its something about the dark hair, milky skin combo. Not generalizing it’s just most of the jewish chicks that i thought were attractive had dark hair and milky skin.
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Since when do any people like Sarah Silverman?
you got yiddish fever.
When I see that thing on the TV screen I can’t help but think that Hitler never did finish his job. One of these days, someone will finish it for him.
HA! This is a clever post. And a clever blog, at least the title is. And she is pretty. And you don’t lack for comments, do you? I’m envious.
I’ve never actually seen any of her TV material. Perhaps I would not post this if I had. But I did see her in the movie I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With.
I was wondering how this stupid show was still on.
Yes, we all know black men will fuck ANY variation of something non-black. Sara Rat-face Silverman looks like Fivel’s sister.
You and me both.
Or maybe she only appeals to white America, because down here in Australia, no one gives a crap about her.
She has a horse face and is the kind of annoying, Jewish, “Look how smart I am” type of woman craving attention that I avoid at all costs.
love the point about dane cook.
he became cool so fast, that it suddenly became cool to not like him.
Uh, it’s Jon Stewart. Please see rule #99: Grammar
*fist pump*
As a white american i think its safe to say we generally hate sarah silverman. We dont know how she got her own sho, but we have our best minds working on the phenomenon.
I don’t like her face
Sarah Silverman is an unfunny hack. She’s just trying to get laughs by saying the word abortion 100 times. Her style is sophomoric at best, I fail to see who she appeals to.
Er, I’m white and I’m sort of uncertain as to to where I fall, seeing as I don’t really care for any comedians yet named. My favorite comedians are pretty much all British or Irish(Dylan Moran, Peter Cook, Dara O’Briain, Ed Byrne, Jimmy Carr, Paul Merton, Frankie Boyle, Rory Bremner, and many, many more…), so what sort of white person does that make me? The right sort or not the right sort?
i do not like her at ALL! I have never her anyone who has had one good thing to say about her. So, i guess #52 is wrong.
What are ya’ll talking about? Her F***ing Matt Damon video was hilarious.
I can’t stand Sarah Silverman. Her humor appeals to immature middle school children and the mentally challenged. I don’t know why Dave Chappelle is not listed. He is much more popular than Sarah Silverman and a million times funnier. I don’t know anyone who doesn’t like Dave Chappelle. But, i guess he is too universally liked for a list solely about white people.
“White American,” you meant to type: “We don’t know how she got her own show.”
Bamn, Cpt White! *arrogant rapper pose*
(See SWPL #107)
“White American,” you don’t want us to think you’re the “wrong kind of white person” with your crappy grammar. You probably like Dane Cook. Or Andrew Dice Clay.
(All others, see SWPL #99 and # 123.)
Some might say that finding mistakes in user comments is too easy, but sometimes it’s not easy being a white person. *sniff*
😀
Oh God, yes. Hilarious. Love the Jimmy Kimmel retort too.
Well, you’re going for relative obscurity (to mainstream american audiences), so you’re even whiter!
(btw, I think those guys are awesome also)
It’s funny because we know that he knows that calling her an annoying know-it-all Jew is offensive!
Right?
I really don’t understand how anyone can find her funny in the least. She’s annoying and any routine I’ve ever seen is a loud, obnoxious sting of cussing and vulgarity with no point at all that just makes her really, really unappealing.
patton oswalt is the man
I have to admit, I love Brian Posehn, Zach Galifinadkis, and Patton Oswalt, but hate Sarah Silverman.
And you’re right! We really, really, really hate it when somebody says that either Carlos Mencia or Dane Cook are their favorite comedians.
I dont think anyone has ever liked sarah silverman and i feel offfended
Although i am not white, I am with you on my favorite comedians being British. I would add Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Bill Bailey to the list. Geniuses all of them.
LOVE Sarah Silverman!!!!
I despise Sarah Silverman she has one schtick and plays it so loudly and so overblown that its almost entirely without humor.
The little fing Matt Damon vid was funny, the retort vastly funnier.
She is horrible and a shame to white people not something of pride. Her humor is unintellegent which is what makes it an anathema to white people who admire cleverness not vulgarity. Her tongue is not deeply enough in her cheek to make those kinds of jokes, even if it were such jokes have to be snuck in to appeal to the white culture they cannot be the open center of your routine.
She plays the jew card as if its some kind of universal shield which is probably what many white people find most offensive about her. Jewish people are only allowed to use that against other white people not as a shield when offending non-white races.
As far as her vote for obama propaganda goes it was very foolish . She is just a “helpful idiot”
I’m really white and I love her!!!!
Thinking Sara Silverman is funny is horribly bigoted. She’s just a mentally retarded person that some evil entertainment industry exec puts on the stage to act out for people to laugh at. JUST LEAVE SARAH ALONE!!!
/s
“Get it? It’s not offensive, because when she says racist or sexist things she knows they are offensive. So it’s ok.”
Please, please, please tell me this was deliberate irony….
…Beyond the obvious face-value sarcasm, that is. The “It’s Not Racist Cos We’re Only Kidding!” justification being rather necessary to a certain website I could mention.
That’s funny.
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I don’t know anyone who likes Silverman…
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Who the heck is a sarah silverstein” who is she, when was she on TV?
She is the best…
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bomb.. i hate sarah silverman. but im the wrong kind of white person i once hated dane cook but now i like him .. I also like BET Comedy so what kind of white person does that make me?
that is ridiculously funny
Who is Sara Silberman?
I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE who seem to WASTE their time and money pretending to like Sarah Silverman.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
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there should be a whole segment on how white people love dave chappelle, and jager
Read the fuc#ing article…
A bad one. ;^)
what is a sara silbermen? who is she, what does she do?
White people roll their eyes at me when i say that my favorite comedian is Bernie Mac. Even after he had a sitcom!
There’s another thing white people like: rolling their eyes at you when you’re not joining the herd.
seriously, i have not heard of her, is she is comedian or an aspiring actress/waitress/photographer?
I am also curious, who is this mysterious sally silverberg everyone seems to be talking about these days?
She’s not funny. She’s a bint.
If you want Jewish and funny; go Larry David. If you want Jewish, English and funny; go Sasha Baron Cohen.
Silverman – she’s just a silly tart.
I find it LAME that people can’t get her name right when all you had to do was scroll up to the top of the page before you posted your stupid comment.
Another thing White People like: not getting sarcasm.
sooo true! I can’t stand Dane Cook and if someone says they like his standup I question their tast in other things. I am an asshole
So why is it that everyone hates Dane Cook? And who are these so called “wrong type of white people” that do like him? I’ve liked him since I saw his first appearance on Comedy Central, I laughed my ass off. But I also love Dave Attell, Chappell, Patton Oswalt, Brian Regan, and Chris Rock. So am I crazy to think this guy is funny? Or do i just have bad taste in comedians?
I’m white and so is my husband, we both find her obnoxious. No white person I’ve met likes her.
I think Sarah Silverman is like Nickelback. You don’t know anyone who likes them, but someone’s buying all those records!
who is this person–suzanne siverman? what does she do to earn the stuff that dopey white like?
Awesome…do white people like Sarah Silverman? She’s a B, (can’t go there) and a witch, but her style of obscenity and standup comedy is among the best ranking stars of the past decade.
And remember, “Jesus is magic”. I would respond to any door-knockers with pamphlets with that catch phrase. +
Fran Drescher is more Jewish than Sarah Silverman, her TV character on “the Nanny” of a New York/Queens-born woman dressed in gaudy but attention whore fashion and talks with this whiny Yiddish-enhanced Brooklynese accent. Actually, I would like to have Andrew Dice Clay to guest star with Sarah Silverman someday to see how she’ll react to his jokes. “Mary had a @#$%^& little lamb…” +
Uh yeah, being an autistic young man (maybe that explains it), though Carlos Mencia performed in events with mainly disabled adult society events: he avoids the “ding-ding-ding” routine and the crowd goes “please do that, you know, ding-ding-ding for us?” He wasn’t sure that’s alright. You can be a comedian but sensitive in certain situations, and btw, middle school is no place for shock humor. +
Sarah Silverman is without a doubt the perfect woman. Actually just listen to her at work, when she was on loveline way back when.
David Cross on the other hand is the worst f stand-up ever, Artie Lang I have your back!
Sarah Silverman has slipped out of the realm of cool. I told some white yuppies I liked her last month, and they proceeded to bond by talking about how much they hate her, and how that meant that they weren’t racist. Things move so quickly!
Who is SHE? Was she an actor? comic? what is she, and who is she, she might as well call herself, Joanne Smith? Who is SHE???
you got a hole in your butt where the penis goes in
you got a hole in your butt where the doodee goes out
and that my friends is why american is a sinking ship and in the gutter.
love that song by sara, you got a hole in the but where the doody goes out
you got a hole in the but where a penis goes in….
penis, here, there, everywhere,
have you ever had a gang bang without crying, yah, yah,
sara you rock! and jews are magical too.
white people made saracasm.
Sarah’s comedy, if you can call is that, is just a series of statements designed to shock the audience.
Her “comedy” is obnoxious and contrived.
lol your so white
sarah silverman can suck my balls< and she would cuz she mentioned she was a "dirty jew" in JESUS IS MAGIC…..what a whore.
Ugh I can’t stand Sarah Silverman–I’d like to kick her in the face.
hole in the butt for the penis and sh-t?
is that her schtick; she likes scat and penis in her rectum/anus? what is this thing? sounds like a hardcore pornography session. maybe that’s what she likes.
she need penis and sh-t in her rectum NOW. someone please step up!
Sarah Silverman is not funny, she is rather a filthy jew whore.
Jorge Lopez is a funny comedian. the mexicans all love him s they rake/clean/.blow.
there a HOLE IN YOUR BUTT
dooddie goes in and doodie goes OUT.
penis goes in and penis goes OUT.
Susan silberman rocks.
doodies and penises, ROCK.
she was writer for sunday night live, the lame “comedy’ late night show that white people like-b/c it parodies political assholes. sara was fired after just one season b/c her stuff never made it to air.
so instead she writes songs that teenie-bopper white girls sing on utube about dooddy, and penises.–that appeals to the average white person’s mentallity when they are not obscessing about the pervert pop ‘star’.
I loved hearing you at UAB last night. I wanted to show you my picture with Sarah Silverman but you were busy signing photographs. I make her fansite at sarahsilvermanonline.com I guess that makes me pretty white.
The top 5 worst comedians of all time!
1. Carlos Mencia
2. Dane Cook
3. D.L. Hughley
4. Sinbad
5. Almost every female comedian (I should note that Sarah Silverman is one of the few I somewhat funny)
so true man
talking about anal sex and feces is not funny, maybe that is why she was shit-canned from that not so funny white show sunday night live.
Sinsuck got his start on that other stupid B- talent show with Ed McBankrupt
you got a hole in your butt where the doody come out
you got a hole in your butt where the penus goes in
awesome. love anal sex.
Sarah Silverman is a talentless stupid bitch
LOL I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com and I must admit it’s just as funny!!
I happen to love Dane Cook thank you very much! What are you trying to say about white people who love Dane Cook? We’re still cool though…
Because Dane Cook is a douche bag who relies on stealing other peoples jokes and then yelling them at the audience in an attempt to make it funnier
I love Sarah Silverman! Besides being hilarious she is sooooo hot!
No me gusta Sarah
True dat homey.
I don’t think she’s that funny – I just like staring at her tits
ditto, she is just a stupid, foul mouthed, bomb thrower for the far left loons.
She’s not white! She’s a far lefty communist JEW!
Thets right Sarah Silverman is a JEW! Also not funny what so ever.
McCarthyism AND antisemitism? Wow. Just, wow.
I didn’t know who dane cook was until last night. He is a douchebag. Not a damn thing funny about his entire act, I did’nt even crack a smile. Whatever it is you see in him, it isn’t talent.
Sarah Silverman BLOWS this needs to be taken off. If your going for comedians go with jim gaffigan or mitch headberg. Horrible pick.
I don’t like Patton Oswalt or Brian Posehn. They’re annoying. And I don’t know who Sarah Silverman is.. I think I lose points for that. Though I’m pretty sure she has something to do with Steve Agee…
I do like Zach Galifinakis, but not as a comedian… I really liked him as Davis on Tru Calling.
Haha, there are so many things on this list that I do like though… makes me question my motives XD
I hate Sarah Silverman. I don’t think she’s funny. Her humor is just juvenile and stupid. Oh well, I guess no white person is perfect.
How is it that white people can get away with calling themselves sophisticated, elite, overeducated, enlightened, etc., etc., then idolize some contemptible little no-talent strumpet like Silverman? She’s dumb, has no class, is as creative as most LD 5 year olds, and only looks good in a short skirt because she’s found a way to flatten that man bulge down to avoid notice.
I’m so sick of unfunny hacks like her trying to convince us that her “humor” is irreverent instead of what it really is.
sarah silverman is a terrible comedian. She is not funny!
Seth Rogen.
she sucks ass.
A true standard in comedy blogging.
Another great site is http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
all liberals say and do things way outside the bounds of common human descency then claim to be “edgy”, “out-front”, “ahead of the curve”. Lacking any kind of a moral compass or even a basic understanding of common human descency didn’t always garner rave reviews and aclaim. liberals are a strong argument for bringing back public caning.
Sarah is funny and hot too.
Hey Sarah, give me a call sometime .
jealous,ugly,fat girl !
WHAT OF SEINFIELD?
No, sara silverman the comic. She has a lot of funny stuff on http://slimspickin.com i think zach garavsfsdjdjkyvgd or whatever his name is is funnier.
haha, so true on Dane Cook! Man, that guy gets a lot of hate. I’m not a big fan of his, but not sure why people bash on him all the time. He’s no more offensive than Silverman, Stephen Lynch, etc.
I don’t laugh at Dane’s standup, but I do like some of the movies he’s in.
whoever says that sarrah silverman iz?HOT? iz a blind douche bag who watches comedy central all day every day with his/her bad eyes
thank you! ME= 5X better!
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Amie…I shudder to think how stupid you are in real life.
Sarah Silverman is not traditionally attractive but I’d fuck the shit out of her. Somethings gotta be said for humor and I’m into that whole pail skin dark hair thing, plus she’s got a nice rack
“I don’t laugh at Dane’s standup” is one of the whitest comments you can make. The fact that u do like some of the movies he’s in doesn’t make you “the white guy” but makes you the guy who would take his girl to see “good luck chuck”
I actually think that got it wrong on this article, white people like “hating Sarah Silverman”. But they did make some good points for the people who actually do find her funny and there must be some somewhere because that show is still on, probably the “white people that are too lazy to change the channel while watching Comedy Central”
That’s another white person thing to like “100% Juice” and we must include “diet soda” and “referring to the movie Juice as being 2Pacs breakthrough performance waiting for people to say they’ve never seen it”
“Pail Skin Dark Hair” is a thing white people like as well, guy or girl. Pail skinned emo boy with black hair can look like he has down syndrome and still get 1000 friends on Myspace, and black haired girl pail skin……. okay I fall for that one too. Why we are at it I wanted to mention a white person thing is “putting commas where they dont belong”
You should make a page for Norm MacDonald. All white people love him.
I’m white. I hate Sarah Silverman and her retarded way doing comedy. Stop generalizing. It’s just easy to say black people start talking like a white man when they get nervous around police. Or how how mexicans come across the border, take jobs from an already over populated area of actual citizens who grew up there and still have a hatred towards whites. Stop singling out things that human beings from a certain culture do or like to make us look stupid or lame. And just to further the disrespect other races already give the new generation that wast even Auvergne during all the real ignorance. Your a waste of life chief. Oh. One more thing. Since I’m white it’s in our policy to mention I’m not a racist. Sorry didn’t wanna make you seem like you had no idea what you were talking about.
well you are obviously not “white”
what you described is the entire joke of it all. only white people know how to make fun of white people, so it’s okay that christian lander can say these things.
we feel guilty for being white. all we care about is just being accepted by other people, especially because most of us (the true white people) were nerdy in high school. all the popular jocks grew up to be mechanics or plumbers––”the wrong kind.”
christian lander is brilliant. he knows we feel guilty (especially when we’re around other people of different ethnicities) and he knows he feels guilty too. but making fun of our people is the only way to assuage our fears. all we can do is laugh, especially because it is all so true anyway.
also, don’t say retarded. my cousin has turner’s syndrome. so FUCK YOU
Whatdayaknow: the 666th post. Thy thread shall be cursed thou ever reads thy shall be cursed as well. It’s obviously clear that Sarah Silverman is the daughter of Satan.
Sarah Silverman is an irritating piece of s__t amongst the company of Kathy Griffin, Sandra Bullock (no coincidence that her surname’s a vulgarity), and horse-faced Jennifer garner.
UGH
I also want to point out that I hate Sara Silverman’s comedy, and I’m white. I do however think that Patton Oswalt and Brian Posehn are hilarious, and I’m a giant geek.
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um, this blog is for laughing at white people, whether you are white or not. notice how the author addresses people who may not be familiar interacting with white people? it is cute than in the imaginary universe of your retarded imagination, you are defending white people. Maybe you wouldn’t understand, but people need to laugh at themselves, which is what this blog tries to provide.
are. you. fucking. serious?
Dude I don’t fell guilty for being white. I did nothing to offend any other race. You can shove that stick up your ass. If anything you should feel guilty for what you’ve done, notg who you are.
Why don’t people stop saying “I’m white and I’m not this!” This is supposed to be the joke. Mainstream media always makes jokes or typifies non-white races usually making them appear one-note. White people are usually not that typified and always portrayed with emphasis on individualism. That’s why Christian Lander is brilliant. He is seeing his own culture in the eyes people see perceive other cultures: Generalizing, erasing individuality, disregarding personal preferences. If you can view other races, cultures, people in general in such a simplified manner, you should be able to look at white culture the same way. It is funny and discomforting at the same time. Think about those people who battle with ignorant, generalized portrayals of them every single day and it’s not funny at all.
Oh, shut up.
I think we may be entering an age in which Zach Galifinakis moves up in the comedic chain; his success in The Hangover may be enough to push him into an area in which a REAL movie career will be acceptable!
More like Giant Douche.
lol….i like Dane Cook…apparently im the wrong kind of white person (but i like Sarah S too…what does it mean???????) 😀
I think you mean “Stuff Jew People Like”.
Spot on.
All the Comedians you listed are Jews.
Sarah Silverman – Jew
Jon Stewart – Jew
David Cross – Jew
You should make an article about how white people like Jews…..
Also, white people and Jews aren’t the same thing.
sHE’S WAY TO FUCKING HAIRY.
You can just tell she must have a bush as big as any in Africa, and that includes under her arms, and jetting out her asshole.
Those two guys posing in that picture above , are two weird and ugly looking dudes.
But I would definitely suck their dicks.
Come on. This douche is the most overrated comic out there, exceCome on. This douche is the most overrated comic out there, except for that head douchept for that head douche Adam Sandler. What a whiney ass weiner, like me, like me.
Come on. This douche is the most overrated comic out there, exceCome on. This douche is the most overrated comic out there, except for that head douchept for that head douche Adam Sandler. What a whiney ass, unfunny asshole, like me, like me.
Man, I really could go for some hairy hanging cock right about now.
Sarah Silverman isn’t all that funny, but hey! I consider myself to not be the pull-string doll trendy liberal that is described by this book, however I am still guilty of at least 1/2 and maybe as much as 2/3 of these stereotypes.
There are only three women that I think are funny. Maria Bamford Wanda Sykes and Kathleen Roll this girl that looks like a prettier more feminine Sarah Silverman. way funnier
WHITE GUY- I have no idea who those other 2 are, but Wanda Yikes!
That pussy faced, loud mouth, arrogant POS !!!!UNFUNNY!!!! disrespectful nigress is one BITCH I WOULD LOVE TO BITCH SLAP HER ASS FROM HERE TO GHETTO HARLEM.
I HATE THAT CUNT.
AND YOU TOO FOR THAT MATTER.
who is sally silverman
and jon leibowitz (stewart is his middle name) is he embarrassed about his heritage?
Well said.
Only one of yours that was right.
Sarah Silverman is the ultimate “b-tchy” dark-haired spoiled girl: right out of Veronica from the ‘Archies’ checkout comic or Mandy from the cartoon ‘Totally Spies’ bullies and torments her rivals, part-time spies in their high school (Beverly Hills). I can tell you Sarah Silverman is mean…and makes a comedian career out of her worst qualities.
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@Robert: I thought most Jews in North America are white. What else would they be, Middle Eastern? European? The white race came from Europe, and many Middle Easterners are considered white. I prefer to call the area between the Middle East and Europe “the holy lands” because that’s where much of the Bible took place I believe. Granted the people there are sometimes darker complected they still look pretty “white” to me (Gene Simmons was actually born in Israel). William Shatner, Jerry Springer, Adam Cross, Sarah Silverman, John Stewart, Jason Alexander, Jack Black, Al Franken, etc are Jews who all look pretty “white” to me, for that matter.
I used to be a big fan of Sarah Silverman. But then I went to her “LIVE” show at Carnegie Hall in NYC and that night she RECYCLED 90% of her jokes from her movie “Jesus is Magic.” I still like her a little bit, but not as much. I was even saying the punchlines out loud and this chick next to me said “dude, not cool.”
Sarah has the biggest hairiest bush and underarm hair I’ve ever seen.
I heard that is why Jimmy Kimmel left her, extensive pussy and underarm B-O.
Someone shave this bitch.
LOL fuc* sarah silverman. ur ugly as shiite. never bothered lsitening to u speak. and yeah, there r way too many kids that feel they’re better than you because zach galifniakis can make them cry in laughter. and yah, its a pretty great time for out of shape, ugly, pale, white people who dress uncomfortably casually. Now that the media has expressed that these men are nearly always incredibly funny, realy quirky, and adorable.. there is much hope for the growing number of out of shape, pale,white kid , who feels no one understands their humor.
And yeah how is “the hangover” not on this list. every white person i know, LOVESSSSS “the hangover”
Pick Me!
You’re a sick asshole.
Yes Lee, Jews are very white, particularly by the standards of this blog. In fact, there is no such thing as Jewish trash, though there are matzohs (a type of Jewish cracker).
Really not a fan of Sarah Silverman, I just don’t find her funny..
hi duncanmajor, just an FYI:
White (Ashkenazi) Jews are white.
Sephardim are North African/Arab/Spanish/Portuguese.
Mizrahim are Middle Eastern (Arab or Persian descent).
Black Jews are Black.
Asian Jews are Asian.
Latino Jews are Latino.
We Jews come in all colors and nationalities. However, Ashkenazim often mean “ashkenazi” when they say “jew.”
What a chore it must be for Sappy Sarah, wiping her butt with all that hair jutting out her asshole.
She is one hairy bitch.
She looks more Sephardim than Ashkenazim to me. (She reminds me of a moroccan friend)
I blame the H. Potter movies for some of that unfortunate overuse of a word I once liked. Too bad. I hate when pop culture kills a perfectly good word like that.
I hate Sarah Silverman but I agree that people so seem to love her, inexplicably. I’ve always found her brand of humor horrifically un-funny. Like Chelsea Handler- both have made a career of being as openly self-absorbed, classist, bored, ungrateful and obnoxious as possible. Sure, you can make fun of people- its cheap and its easy, but, especially if you’re at the top looking down, it better be reeeeeally funny- and neither one is. I don’t know that you can say more white people like Sarah Silverman than say, Chris Rock however. That is not the case at least in my nearly all white circle of friends.
I like sarah because she’s smarter than most entertainment reviewers. she reflecting your self obsessions. and yeah it’s rude. she’s being you. she’s being what she sees you being. she’s just tearing it down a little so you all see it more, which many of you still don’t. therein lies the genius.
that’s why she’s hot.
Wow, this response is too ironic! You’re completely the kind of person described in his post. Satire at its finest. LMAO!
Hmm… I don’t know about that. I know of a few people I can introduce you to.
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and must admit it’s just as funny!!!
OK then. I think Sarah Silverman’s comedy is very funny. But, I wouldn’t really know if I “Hate” her or “Like” her. Primarily because I have never actually met Ms. Silverman. I am truly amazed by the incredible number of commenters who obviously have met her and know her very well. Due to the extremely strong feelings they are demonstrating towards her personally. By the way, here’s some other stuff White People like. They like saying “I hate” something when they really meant to say “I’m sorry but I don’t have enough information to make a solid judgement on that topic. However, if I put forth a vitriolic, nasty comment on that topic it will appear that I know what I’m talking about.” I find that very funny too.
Maria Bamford is also a comedian of comedy. Oh god I’m so white!
Alt Comics would be a great topic. Or even the whole scene at UCB LA these days. The only thing is that it’s all legitimately funny. Definitely a better stand up boom than the 80’s.
This is one hairy bitch.
No, we don’t like Sarah Silverman. Maybe the asshole who made this list does. She is one of the unfunniest people, trying hard to “be funny” and accepted by genuinely funny comedians out there. You used to have to have some sort of talent to make it. Maybe she isn’t joking and really has had anal with all these people to have gotten a TV show. If she wants to make money doing anal and be famous there’s an easy way for that to happen.
White people, well all people, also enjoy http://www.NakedHipster.com. Mainly because the girls are hot and don’t have clothes on. Usually those two things go well together. You know, the hotness and the nakedness.
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Oh please. Sarah Silverman is wonderful. Love ya Sarah and so do all my lily white pals. Perhaps you may wish to revisit The Aristocrats.
so true. i hate her. im indian american. and buds of mine who are brown by the way – be they latin, black, arab – LOATHE this racist witch.
no, white folks, she’s not un-pc’ or hip. she’s just a good ole’ racist. white people like to use the term ‘political correctness’ when they think a brown/yellow/black person is too sensitive and calls them on their regressive racist humor. we get it, sarah, you’re a ‘quirky jew.’ that doesnt mean i should laugh when u say black women look like apes.
and I don’t know a soul that likes sarah silverman…not one
NOTE: white people universally accept her because she is Jewish and if you love Sarah’s humor it means you love Jews
I happen to catch Sarah Silverman last night on some comedy show on cable and got to thinking about where I heard her name before and it was here… So, I watched her performance with an open mind and never cracked a smile…
she came across as an airhead, nothing at all funny in her dialogue or delivery and now I wish I could get back that 30 minutes of life I wasted on her because of some nonsense I read about here..
according to
http://www.americanchristiansociety.com
she is a Jew and is part of the system that rules over white people.
Actually, from a family including Russian Jews and Anglo-Germans, and being a second generation American citizen, I have watched her and found that she cannot tell the difference between being ‘edgy’ and being downright nasty, vile and conceited. You can have her.
your a dumbass for wasting more time writing about it on here then. But truthfully you have no life so you thought you would be cool and ironic by gettingback on here to dissagree. douche
that messege was to gregalicious
Is Zach Galifinakis still considered alternative?
I hate sarah silverman. I agree with most of the stuff on this list so far till i got to this.
i propose we take this bullshit off the list, she fucking sucks, sometimes i hate her more than paris hilton or daylight savings time
Yes, just because he’s had a few leading roles in movies doesn’t mean his comedic style’s changed
i dont like hairy jewish women, but those two hunks in the photo above…hubba hubba…give me those big white poles in my mouth!
God I hate Sarah Silverman. But Louie on the other hand…
Yeah, I stopped thinking Sarah was funny when I was in high school.
Louie, on the other hand, is a frickin genius.
just want to agree because i really hate sarah silverman too. not only does she think she is funny, she actually thinks she is pretty……………………ha ha
I’m white (and Jewish…as is Miss Silverman) and I f*ing hate that b*tch. She makes my skin crawl. She gives women, Jews, and white people a bad name and I seriously wish she would disappear. UGH!
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Me too. She is not funny, just offensive.
Comedy is a bridge. If some of us find Sarah S. (or anyone else), funny, it is because we are all stuck or trapped or suppressed in one way or another culturally.
Sudden exposure to the humor of Sarah S. (or whoever) breaks down the barrier for us.
If YOU are already on the other side of that barrier then there may not be humor in it for YOU.
If it was a little crass (to help break down the barrier) you may like it even less. And if you are insecure and have some barriers of your own that that particular humor does not create a bridge for, then you may actually choose to be offended–particularly if you are the type of person for whom feeling offended is a bridge to feeling superior…
Go Sarah! And all who open our minds…
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I adore Tiny Fey and Sarah Silverman (gotta admit Fey in the Baby Mama poster for Unviersal and Relativity’s 2008 hit comedy is kinda hot..I have glasses similar to hers (well, NOT “Gal glasses”)..
where’s the beef
I’m white and I can’t stand Sarah Silverman or Dane Cook.
I’m Jewish and White and Heterosexual and I despise Sarah Silverman
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I watched Sarah on the you tube, and all I could think about was, that pussy must really stink, I mean the kind of stink you cant wash out. Rotten fish pussy, like a dumpster, wash up that pie Sarah.
Wtf. Gross, no
She hates white Christians and shits on Christianity regularly. Fuck that disgusting demon.
Fuck Sarah Silverman