#52 Sarah Silverman
February 4, 2008 by clander
White people love to laugh, so it’s no surprise that some of the funniest people in the world are white! But do not believe that white people find all types of humor funny. BET Comicview for example is not considered funny, and white people generally get little to no enjoyment out of the program.
The easiest way to find out if a comedian is approved by white people is to see if they get mentioned on music blogs or have ever given an interview where they talk about how much they love The Magnetic Fields, Of Montreal, or The Shins. But this does not guarantee white acceptance.
If the topic of comedy comes up, the best thing to do is talk about how much you love Sarah Silverman. White people can’t get enough of her!
Her whole shtick is about saying really offensive things! But it’s ok because she’s pretty and has a small voice so it all sounds so cute! Get it? It’s not offensive, because when she says racist or sexist things she knows they are offensive. So it’s ok.
Much as white women will say that John Stewart is their perfect man, it is fully acceptable and encouraged for white men to say that Sarah Silverman is their perfect woman.
Sarah Silverman is also considered an “alternative comic” which essentially means she is universally loved by white people, but not enough so that she can be a movie star. 
Other acceptable ‘alternative’ comedians: David Cross, and the Comedians of Comedy (Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, and Zach Galifinakis).
Also acceptable: Any comedian who shares your ethnicity.
WARNING: under no circumstances should you EVER list Dane Cook as your favorite comedian. The wrong kind of white people like him. And mentioning him will cause white people to lose all respect for you.
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Sarah has the biggest hairiest bush and underarm hair I’ve ever seen.
I heard that is why Jimmy Kimmel left her, extensive pussy and underarm B-O.
Someone shave this bitch.
I used to be a big fan of Sarah Silverman. But then I went to her “LIVE” show at Carnegie Hall in NYC and that night she RECYCLED 90% of her jokes from her movie “Jesus is Magic.” I still like her a little bit, but not as much. I was even saying the punchlines out loud and this chick next to me said “dude, not cool.”
@Robert: I thought most Jews in North America are white. What else would they be, Middle Eastern? European? The white race came from Europe, and many Middle Easterners are considered white. I prefer to call the area between the Middle East and Europe “the holy lands” because that’s where much of the Bible took place I believe. Granted the people there are sometimes darker complected they still look pretty “white” to me (Gene Simmons was actually born in Israel). William Shatner, Jerry Springer, Adam Cross, Sarah Silverman, John Stewart, Jason Alexander, Jack Black, Al Franken, etc are Jews who all look pretty “white” to me, for that matter.
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Sarah Silverman is the ultimate “b-tchy” dark-haired spoiled girl: right out of Veronica from the ‘Archies’ checkout comic or Mandy from the cartoon ‘Totally Spies’ bullies and torments her rivals, part-time spies in their high school (Beverly Hills). I can tell you Sarah Silverman is mean…and makes a comedian career out of her worst qualities.
Only one of yours that was right.
Well said.
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