#55 Apologies
February 5, 2008 by clander
White people know that their ancestors did some messed up things. As a result, it has become hard wired for them to apologize for almost anything.
In fact, white people are so used to apologizing that they start all sentences that might cause disagreement with “I’m sorry.” For example “I’m sorry, but Garden State was a better film than Hard Eight.”
In other cases, white people will apologize without being asked.
“Excuse me Dylan, you dropped a piece of paper in front of my desk.”
“Oh, sorry about that!”
It’s just that easy! Just point it out and they’ll apologize.
Sometimes if you are out late at night and a white person irritates someone at a night club or a bar, the first thing they will do is apologize in rapid fire mode in hopes it will stop them from getting their ass kicked. This technique has a surprisingly high success rate, as the aggressor immediately knows that fighting this person will be very easy, with little satisfaction.
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this blog makes white people seem like little lost children
I get rather annoyed with people who apologize too much, it means so little to me. So what if someone bumped into me, big deal. I can move on from it, as long as no damage is caused, I do not think it is that rude to overlook it. I prefer to just say “excuse me” for small mishaps.
Even so, I do apologize just because this society is obsessed with tact. I am more of a thinker than a feeler, and wish there were more girls like that.
whitest girl ever love your response. It is a demonstration of your liking whites passion for getting offended. LOVE IT!! Adrenalin flowing over all kinds of trivial things – feels nice but safe, doesn’t it? Hope I have left some typos in here as I am sure it will please you fold even more in that it could meet the other passion for self righteiousnessness. …. (the last word should give you all a field day). Happy playing
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