#63 Expensive Sandwiches
February 11, 2008 by clander
Having already covered breakfast and dinner options, the question remains: what do white people like to do for lunch? The answer: expensive sandwiches.
In most cities, if you need to find a cache of white people get yourself to a sandwich shop. Generally these places aren’t open for dinner, have a panini press and are famous for their bread. There are always vegan options and the selection of meats and cheese are strongly European.
The waiters and waitresses in these places are highly coveted by the white population. They are not quite as cool as bartenders, not quite as snobby as coffee shop workers, but still artsy, young, and more than likely to be a musician/artist/writer (since they only have to work from 11-3).
If you are in the position where you need to take a white person to lunch for business or pleasure, saying “I know a great sandwich shop,” will always bring out a smile. The white person will then tell you about the great sandwich shop in the town where they went to college and how they had a crush on a waiter, or that there was some special sandwich that they always ordered. This will put the person in a good mood.
It’s important to note that this type of restaurant is best for business or friendship situations as it is very neutral and does not carry connotations like Sushi or Breakfast.
These sandwiches generally start at $8.99. Remember that whenever a white person says they wants to go to a sandwich shop you are looking at at least a $15 outlay after tip and drink, $20 if the place has a good selection of microbrews.
Also note: white people will wait up to 40 minutes for a good sandwich.
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Greg buys expensive sandwiches. He likes to put them under his white robe in his lunch pail. He then stuffs this under the seat in his Ford pickup.
[...] some anglo-tastic things do take getting used to. When I first started eating expensive sandwiches, for example, my common sense really wanted to kick in and tell me to save my $17 dollars for [...]
Found this site after perusing stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com and I have to say it is hilariously written and spot-on. I personally have no TV and am training for a Marathon.
The writer’s of this site are fantastic, keep it up!
As a very white, very upper class person this post gets my stamp of approval. The best thing about this blog is that all the things I don’t like, even though all my white friends like them, are listed on this blog. It’s amazing!
mexican people NEVER would pay 10-15 dollars for the sandwich–that is a total rip off.
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Nice…
no one is hiring , even those “science” majors–whatta gonna do, play with lab mice with a bachelors as some assholes tech and make $11-14/hr?????
ok hold up: if these white people are supposively non science majors and have unwealthy jobs, how can they afford to eat regularly 15 dollar sandwiches? and go camping, and eat sushi, and drive prius’, and travel, and all the other expensive hobbies that only upper middle class white folk can afford to enjoy???
your poorness sickens me
um, because they are upper-middle class… He’s talking about class here, not necessarily race. I thought that was fairly clear…. ?
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- MPM
ha! this is an awesome point!
what’s so awesome about the sadness that is “confused”?
good grief! you make me feel guilty for throwing away money I could use to feed you one of these sandwiches you minorities cannot afford on a daily basis >>
Im a minority and i would take that sandwich and shove it up your ass. I think that would be worth 15 bucks!
LMAO so true….this whole website is extremely accurate! I think about the things on here every time i see a white person now – I guess they have lost their uniqueness because of this.
WHAT AN ODD SPECIES
Who hispanic people? There not that odd, now black people on the other hand are the oddest of all races!
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