#77 Musical Comedy
February 28, 2008 by clander
One of the more interesting things about White people is that they love singing comedians.
This style of humor involves a person or group singing a song but rather than singing about something serious, it has funny lyrics. It’s not any more complicated than that, but white people can’t get enough of it. Weird Al Yankovich, Tenacious D, Sarah Silverman (sometimes), Flight of the Conchords, Dennis Leary, and Adam Sandler are all excellent examples of the genre.
It’s a pretty good idea because when you have jokes that aren’t that great and music that isn’t that great, you can mix them together and create something that will entertain white people.
So how you can use this knowledge to your advantage?
If you find yourself at a corporate retreat where you have to put on a skit for the other employees in your office, it’s always a good idea to suggest doing a funny song. The rest of your group will get very excited and start work immediately on some clever lyrics. Do not worry about the music part, if you have more than two white males on your team, it is certain that one of them can play the guitar.
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I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE who seem to WASTE their money on seeing musical comedians.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
http://thepighasacurlytail.wordpress.com/million-dollar-fund/
This may be the most appropriate post on this site!
http://www.beabetterproducer.com
For extra points with WhitePeople try referencing Tim Minchin, failing that you can keep ahead by claiming to be into whoever won the last <> comedy festival
I’m white and I never saw the appeal in any of these groups. I find it hilarious, and my lily white coworkers always ask me if I ever listened to or have seen Flight of the Concords. I can’t take them seriously, and just the name alone makes me think of one of those live action bobble headed puppet movies from back in the day. LOL! Those same folks are also into bottled water, netflix, arrested development, mad men, organics, and just about everything else on the list. Hell, even I like a few things on the list. I may be white, but not livin in a cave albino white. This site is hilarious and spot on!
i’m white and i’ve never been a fan of singing comedians, lol Jasper Carrot is prob the only exception lol
You are super white just knowing who that is…
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