#110 Frisbee Sports
September 23, 2008 by clander
Though many white people consider competitive sports to be too aggressive and macho for their tastes there are a few exceptions. The most notable is Soccer since for some reason it is wrong to get fired up about Football game, but right to get fired up about a Football match. The second sport (term used loosely) in this category is called Ultimate Frisbee or simply Ultimate.
It is important to know that when you hear a white person saying “we should do some ultimate this weekend” or “I’m so pumped for ultimate,” they are talking about a sport and not an “ultimate solution”-type race war. Though a quick look at a field full of Ultimate Frisbee players might lead one to surmise that an ethnic cleansing has taken place.
When you first see the sport being played, you will be struck at how amazingly boring it is. Imagine a field of white people running around throwing a frisbee trying to catch it in an “endzone.” Sometimes one person ‘guards’ another (pictured) and that’s the whole game. There is nothing more to explain.
If you look a little closer, you will see some surprising things. First, you will never see hippies get more upset than on an Ultimate Frisbee field. It can be jarring to see people who look like they should be playing acoustic guitars yelling at each other about whether or not Blake stepped out of bounds. Secondly, you will notice that Ultimate Frisbee matches are the best place to meet white guys who wear headbands.
Fortunately, ultimate frisbee offers a lot of opportunities for personal, professional and financial gain. Since the sport has yet to be integrated, you could command a high fee in terms of money or favors if you agree to join one of the many white leagues in your area. To a white person, having a diverse Ultimate team is almost as good as winning the championship. Almost.
In addition, white people have also created a sport called Frisbee Golf. In this game, you see how many throws it takes to get a disc into a receptacle. There is no other pertinent information about this sport, and it’s only real value is as a cheap date for white people who like to be outside.
In any case, if a white person talks to you a sport that you’ve never heard of, do not be afraid to ask some questions. This is because, on average, white people invent a new sport every six weeks. Hacky Sack, Sky Surfing, and group juggling are just a few of the games invented to help white people maximize their time at parks and beaches.
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fuck you, you stupid piece of shit. Go fuck yourself. The entire list is wrong. Get away from the computer for a minute and be human. Get a LIFE
Hmm I dont know where you are getting your information about frisbee because where I come from more than half the players are non-white. Sure some less than athletic people are allowed to play, but the game is dominated by the top athletes in the area. Ultimate is what many of us refer to as the “cross-over” sport. It is popular to play alongside a normally popular sport such as soccer, football, or basketball. In general most cross country or track players will also be on Ultimate teams. There are also huge numbers of basketball players and football players that just want to have a good time. The people that arent very athletic that try to play usually only stay for an hour and then leave because they cant compete with the other people and get annoyed by it. I seriously dont know where you come from, but you have only seen some really shoddy Ultimate.
I can’t believe such a whipsmart website attracts so many ‘tards. Do you have any idea what irony is? Even a slight notion of it would have prevented you from sharing your “insights” in a public forum.
“more than half the players are non-white.” by that he probably means Greek, Italian, Russian and other white people that regular American white people don’t consider to be white. I’ve only ever seen white people play Ultimate Crapsbee, it’s lame, it’s not a sport, and hippies smell even worse after playing it.
did you think of that pun all by yourself?
at my school, the guys varsity ultimate team (we have three teams for both guys and girls ultimate) is taller than the guys varsity basketball team. just a fun fact, this site is hilarious.
dude chill out it’s a joke.
Hey, I know all of people stopping at this site are actually big ultimate players and just wanted to shout out about Ultra-Stars you can get for $5.99. Freakin sweet! http://www.DiscAce.com
Jules, you’re right….if ‘bad’ means making me scream and my legs feel like I can’t support my own body weight.
Yep, definitely never heard of ultimate frisbee in my life till I went to my nearly all white college.
ultimate frisbee guys are terrible in bed
first of all, how many ultimate guys have you slept with? and secondly, why did you need to bring that here? did the guy dump you and make you sad…
awww.
no, i actually dumped his ass for having such low stamina. i guess ultimate guys are NO MATCH for long distance runners.
I’m actually really good in bed, and I play ultimate… so what now?
hmmmm, maybe if you were a chick, Id be more sympathetic to your “offer”
Your name is Cal, which automatically makes you a douche and probably white. Also you had to come out of no where to prove you are good in bed, which means you probably aren’t.
and I’m really not trying to sound like a preacher for the sport, I honestly understand what your take on it is and why that is. but for fun, i invite you to take a look at what ultimate is like at the highest level, and what most organized teams, college or club, strive to be like:
I play ultimate for a college team and yeah, there are way more white people then black people, but probably the same amount of asians as whites. however, there are people out there who can take it serious and at the same time be extremely athletic and excel there team. at the same time, all the athletic black people are playing popular sports like basketball, football and baseball and will never appreciate ultimate, and fairly so. If more black people played ultimate i think they would have a better respect for the sport and the demands of it. It is a non-contact sport in nature when compared to football, but still has more contact then most sports. in fact, in my experience, the best ultimate players are ex football players and its probably because they are used to contact with the ground and laying out. ultimate is also very demanding on the legs, and in many ways is like playing corner back on a football team. your constantly guarding your man in man-to-man defense unless your running zone. at the end of the day, ultimate is about beating your man and being a great athlete in great shape. the skills of the games require your a great athlete otherwise your just another pawn like you would be in any other sport.
for the most part, the whole stereotype of hippie players and unathletic nerds who can’t cut it in high school sports come out and try to make a team, and for the most part don’t make the team, are true. from a sports standpoint its embarrassing and your first look at a college ultimate tournament would be a bunch of white people and a lot of unathletic players. usually these are bad teams and probably a local tournament that allowed these bad teams to play. the sport is demanding but there isnt close to as many players wanting to play as others. the lack of demand from recruits is why most respectable college teams will allow these new people to play on their b or split teams which are at most tournaments. its unfortunate but i think the stereotypes like these hurt the recruitment of new players more so then help a sport I feel is very demanding.
at the same time, most college teams are actually club teams, and not really recognized by the school. the social aspect of the sport is whats really attractive and it gives some people who didn’t have the chance to make friends elsewhere come out and have a rewarding experience.
that’s just my thoughts. i’d love to see more black people out there repping it. we have one on our team and he’s great.
actually i bet the author either plays ultimate or is friends with people who do. it’s a joke article and it’s pretty funny. i love the sport but you have to laugh at the stereotypes. and who cares about the diversity? even bringing it up or saying something like “we have one on our team and he’s great” is worse than just ignoring it and not caring. you just singled out a kid because he’s black. way to go.
this website singles out black people from white people which puts my comment in context. I embrace the diversity.
no, this website doesn’t do that. it singles out a white attitude from a non-white attitude.
I have played Ultimate for over 8 years and had the opportunity to play with several very good black and other non-white players, but then again, that was in Canada. It’s also not at all more boring than any other sport when played by skilled people (try watching a basketball games where no one can dribble and tell me how awesome it is to watch!)
This list clearly applies to a specific category of white people, ie: non-redneck middle class coastal Americans…., so I suspect the writer of being either an unusually litterate redneck or an opportunist who is exactly like the people he describes, so basically trying to make a profit out of describing what he knows best, namely himself.
Ultimate rules.
Hey ultimate fans, http://www.DiscAce.com is having a huge sale on all their ultimate accessories items. Just thought yall might like to know.
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