Though many white people consider competitive sports to be too aggressive and macho for their tastes there are a few exceptions. The most notable is Soccer since for some reason it is wrong to get fired up about Football game, but right to get fired up about a Football match. The second sport (term used loosely) in this category is called Ultimate Frisbee or simply Ultimate.
It is important to know that when you hear a white person saying “we should do some ultimate this weekend” or “I’m so pumped for ultimate,” they are talking about a sport and not an “ultimate solution”-type race war. Though a quick look at a field full of Ultimate Frisbee players might lead one to surmise that an ethnic cleansing has taken place.
When you first see the sport being played, you will be struck at how amazingly boring it is. Imagine a field of white people running around throwing a frisbee trying to catch it in an “endzone.” Sometimes one person ‘guards’ another (pictured) and that’s the whole game. There is nothing more to explain.
If you look a little closer, you will see some surprising things. First, you will never see hippies get more upset than on an Ultimate Frisbee field. It can be jarring to see people who look like they should be playing acoustic guitars yelling at each other about whether or not Blake stepped out of bounds. Secondly, you will notice that Ultimate Frisbee matches are the best place to meet white guys who wear headbands.
Fortunately, ultimate frisbee offers a lot of opportunities for personal, professional and financial gain. Since the sport has yet to be integrated, you could command a high fee in terms of money or favors if you agree to join one of the many white leagues in your area. To a white person, having a diverse Ultimate team is almost as good as winning the championship. Almost.
In addition, white people have also created a sport called Frisbee Golf. In this game, you see how many throws it takes to get a disc into a receptacle. There is no other pertinent information about this sport, and it’s only real value is as a cheap date for white people who like to be outside.
In any case, if a white person talks to you a sport that you’ve never heard of, do not be afraid to ask some questions. This is because, on average, white people invent a new sport every six weeks. Hacky Sack, Sky Surfing, and group juggling are just a few of the games invented to help white people maximize their time at parks and beaches.
Stuff White People Like 
One must consider one’s handicap when considering a game of Frisbee Golf.
Recently having attended the Ultimate world championships (against my will but to support a friend) I had the chance to experience this first hand. I watched ultimate being “played” for hours. I left not really understanding why it was being played, but confident enough knowing that if I had to play, I could clean up. Its really not that hard.
Second. White people is so motherfucking annoying.
My white friends love frisbee golf.
haha. The writing on this site is way better than on http://www.ThingsWhitePeopleHate.com. I just wished you guys posted more often!
We played a game of Ultimate in grad school. One of our friends invited a buddy of him who was “cool.” Once he got on the field, he started playing tackle ultimate. On of my friends jumped for a disc, and the “cool” guy took his leg out from underneath him. That tore his ACL.
Lesson: That dude was not “cool” at all.
To play the real ultimate, incorporate dogs and bicycles. Doesn’t get any more white than that.
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B.H.
American white people must be a completely different race to the rest of us. I’ve never heard of this.
correction: you’re 4th, and “white people ARE so motherfucking annoying.”
yeah I’m white….
Where are the tie-dye shirts and the hippy lettuce? You are not allowed to own a disc without those two things.
Correction : i meant 3rd….
“My white friends love frisbee golf.”
Man that’s even worse. We sometimes play Ultimate or Frisbee Golf in our P.E lessons. IT SUCKS!
I’m originally from Bosnia but now I live in Sweden.
The swedish people (The “White people”) for some reason love Ultimate and Frisbee Golf. First time I (An Immigrant who loves physical, nohomo, sports) saw people play this I was shocked..
“Though a quick look at a field full of Ultimate Frisbee players might lead one to surmise that an ethnic cleansing has taken place.”
HAHHAH!
lolz…wrong kind of white person’d
i’m a fan of anything frisbee related. I’m a white non-hippie but excel at the hippie arts (Frisbee, Hacky Sack, Devil Stix)…prolly cuz i smoke grass
Hey, you guys used “it’s” improperly. White people don’t like that.
First, one must consider the type of white people playing ultimate. A good telltale is to look at their feet. If they’re barefoot, you’ve got a hippy game; tennis/ general athletic shoes indicate yuppies; where as cleats usually denote a higher level yippie game.
You should note different types of play depending on the players involved. Hippies and yuppies generally only concern themselves with being in-bounds and catching the disc, whereas you’ll see yippies make travel, pick, and various other foul calls.
The aforementioned white person arguing may take place if two aggressive yippies are allowed to cover each other too regularly. Arggoyips quite often forget that there is no arguing in ultimate; the rules quite clearly define a “foul”, “contest” and “do-over” process for disputed calls.
Those who like to argue calls also tend to forget “spirit of the game”, a tenent that makes self regulated competitive play possible. http://www.upa.org/spirit
As a white person who has played a lot of ultimate, I can say that this is spot-on. The very best part is “whether or not Blake stepped out of bounds.” There is always a guy named Blake on every single ultimate team!
“you will notice that Ultimate Frisbee matches are the best place to see meet white guys who wear headbands.”
This is scary how true it is.
I’m not going to lie, I sport one when I play.
The evil Wham-o toy corporation own copyrights of the terms “Frisbee” and “Hacky Sack”. Saying either of those are considered a faux pas in white culture.
White people insist that you use the terms “Flying Disc” and “Footbag” instead. Otherwise you are considered either ignorant or a corporate sellout. I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt that Christian (blog author) you are the former. However given your book deal and big fancy tour (it was great meeting you in Austin BTW) one could make the sellout argument 😉
Non-hippie indeed.
Denial is an ugly thing.
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I would argue that the rules and regulations that go in to the sport of “Ultimate” are quite complex and deal with things such as..
1. Establishing a pivot (also known as putting your foot down on the ground)
2. Pulling the frisbee (also known as throwing the frisbee)
3. Hucking the frisbee (also known as throwing the frisbee)
I was once called for “traveling” during a match – so that must be a rule too.
“it’s only real value is as a cheap date for white people who like to be outside.”
so true.
Frisbee Enthusiasts…a crucial Swing Voter Demographic in the 2008 Presidential Election.
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haha, i feel like an idiot now. WHY DOES THIS SITE ALWAYS STEREOTYPE ME PERFECTLY.
my dad used to love to throw that dumb frisbee around…wtf is fun about that shit? unless a dog is jumping in the air and catching it in his mouth, I’m out. also, frisbee golf? no.
Without it, people of two entirely different skill sets could never play against one another… And then the game would just be pointless.
Excellent use of the “no homo”, I would have never imagined that this would have made it across the pond. At the same time, you get to go ahead and check #107 off your personal white list.
Lastly, I’m glad to see a Bosnian can take a good ol’ ethnic cleansing joke.
You mean it is not part of the required uniform?
You’re the wrong type of white person.
Huntington Beach, CA (one of the whitest cities around) has a municipal Frisbee, err, flying disk course. So does Long Beach, CA. Why, Blake, why?!
The photo of the two “guys” playing “Ultimate” is awesome. It perfectly illustrates that white people doing white things start to look exactly the same.
every state park in Delaware has a frisbee golf course. What’s worse – they’ve been there for at least the past 15 years.
when my white co-workers invited me to a game of ‘ultimate’ in order to ‘get a better understanding of each other through competitive sports’, i was surprised, but did not back down as my high school coach always told me never to do.
i showed up after work at the park when immediately that co-worker sneakily threw this chakram weapon at my face, with the accompanied high pitched yelling…i caught it while running at him and then clocked him in the head with my fist. it was only seconds later that his screaming and crying friends explained to my crude mind that ‘ultimate’ did not mean ultimate fighting but rather ultimate frisby…oh if only swpl had posted this sooner.
Remember, “Frisbee” is a trademark of the Wham-O Toy Company. An advanced white person will be quick to remind you of this fact, and inform you that the correct term is “flying disc”. This allows a white person to show off his or her disdain for corporations and show off their education.
I once dated a guy who was obsessed with Frisbee Golf…he lived on Martha’s Vineyard…so there you go.
My husband took me on a date that involved frisbee golf before we were married. Once again I find that I am part of the problem.
At Loyola College (quite the white school), people often liked to play Ultimate Frisbee in downpours, thunder storms, and the occasional hurricane. It added to it’s ultimate nature.
And I dated him! Weird. But true!
Could these people be high? White people love their drugs!
My gut is telling me that if offered the chance, my boyfriend would definitely play a game of “Ultimate.” It makes me sligtly ashamed. What can I say? I love white people.
I also was involved with a hippie-ish dude named Blake. Oh the irony…and the agony!
Yep, yet another item to add to my “white list”.
People are way too stuck on this site. These entries started to suck weeks ago. The selections have become superficial and no longer lend themselves to the core of the white person experience. The writing is no longer a comprehensive guide to being/relating to a white person, it’s just petty jabs at their activities.
WOW! The first line about not liking heavy competition was all that had to be written. I joined a soccer group and had to hold back because I was too competitive and others were not invited because they were too competitive!!! It’s unreal. I was better off kicking the ball against a wall. I never heard “I’m sorry” so many times when someone stole a ball and the player fell. That’s the sport! Apparantly white people don’t like challenges either.
White people also like to apologize alot. Is that an entry. It seems based out of a fear they’ll get their butts kicked.
It’s “struck by” not “struck at.” I’m not a grammar freak but “struck at” doesn’t make any freaking sense, blogwriters…
hahaha 🙂
what IS a yuppie anyway?
“white people doing white things start to look exactly the same.”
As opposed to Asian violinists…
They have no problem with playing in horrible conditions, and love to brag about playing in rain, mud, sleet, through fatigue or an injury, anything to make them look macho. But the second a player brags about tanking some other guy’s ass and actually overcoming an opponent, it’s not cool anymore.
White people: Guilty about colonization of others? Nature’s next! (In a perfectly green manner, of course).
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I smoke tons of grass and I suck at that shit. Better at martial arts, and I speak Chinese.
Maybe I was a stoner Daoist priest in a past life.
Wrong kind of white man
who in reply, haikus write.
A tint of yellow.
It’s called ‘STUFF White People Like’…
White people love these alternative sports because its one of the few “active” things they can do that doesn’t exploit their un-athleticism.
Hall Monitor
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This blog gets me all gassy.
I love this blog.
But I must say, I would call it “Stuff Rich City/ Suburban White People Like (and a small % of rural white folk)”
Because, where I come from, there’s a whole different type of white person doin’ their thng. And he generally does not favor microbrews. Or Ultimate.
But, trust me, mullets will make a comeback in the city in, say, ten years.
Love the “White People” book, though. . . it’s what led me here.
I thought people used overturned frisbees to separate out the seeds from their pot.
It’s just called a disc. Carrying around a “flying disc” sounds awkward. Otherwise, good point.
LOL doubt it. It is actually ‘that hard’ to get to that level and play at that level. Have you tried? The majority of people cannot even run that fast or for that long – not to mention the rest of the game. (What? You’re going to step into the World Champs with your picnic throw backhand?)
The rest of the posters must be talking about the barefoot picnic games they see. That’s ‘frisbee’, not Ultimate.
I’m off to go punch the guy that sent me the link to this site. Later,
I went to a lot of barbecues in Portland this summer where people were playing a drinking game with a frisbee called “cricket” – as it loosely incorporates some of the elements of its namesake. It was taken very seriously. The rules were more complicated than most other drinking games but I think that helps sort out the wrong kind of white people. Once I got them down it was quite a bit of fun.
haha very nice smartass
Word.
Like everything, this web site is losing its’ unique bent and just becoming another douche-fest.
White people like frisbee?
Wow.
Awesome discovery, guy who probably wears retro horn-rimmed eyeglasses, because those are more “authentic.”
Fag.
I prefer croquet.
Kids from my HS invented ultimate back in the sixties — joel silver (guy who produced the Matrix Movies) and a bunch of his buddies. Jersey is where it’s at
There are 3 frisbee golf goals, or whatever the hell they are, near my daughter’s pre-school. The “athletes” practicing there at noon all look like pervs. Thank god my university was chock a block full of the wrong kind of white people.
Nothing’s hotter than some white boys with a frisbee. Catch it in your mouth for me!
There should be a “Stuff White People Like” frisbee. You guys would sell a shitload since this website is so popular among whites.
Finally! I was wondering when this would be on the site. Ultimate is the ultimate white person sport. Another sport I’ve seen people play recently: slackrope. It goes along with juggling and riding unicyles.
Is there a site called What Asian People Like? and do you guys sell t-shirts????
Well I guess I am the only authentic white person who reads this blog. Because nobody mentioned the extra tasty sugar coated TYPO.
Last paragraph, first sentence. “In any case, if a white person talks to you (about) a sport that you’ve never heard of,”
Thanks guys, I feel better about myself now.
Dude, how about giving some money to that Filipino friend of yours who wrote 10% of the posts including one of the all time favorites, #11. Share the wealth, or don’t YT’s do that?
I think the finer points of disc golf need to be addressed here, since the author appears not to understand this wonderful game! There are definitely well-developed rules and regulations, and fantastic gear to purchase to improve your game. For instance, I own multiple kinds of discs for different types of throws I may need to make on the course. I own a ‘driver’ disc, a ‘putter’ for better control of my short-distance throws, and multiple other discs with special qualities. These are available at sporting goods shops starting around $20 each, and can be carried in a special disc bag. The discs, however, are curiously unavailable in Hong Kong, where I live now, so I had to have my parents ship some extras to me.
Also, the game DOES have a goal.. You are trying to make par (or under!), and a score is kept by how many throws you are in excess of par. Therefore, a higher score is bad. Par is determined by the trickiness of the basket location, which changes because the more extreme disc golf players will switch things up. So, in these respects, it is just like golf.
In the US, though, disc golf also serves another purpose. If a friendly disc golf player ever wants to meet other friendly people who will no doubt offer a hit on their lovely handcrafted portable bong after a 2 minute conversation about a sweet long drive-throw, all that said person has to do is go to the nearest heavily-wooded disc golf course. Consequently, it is also one of the few sports that embraces incorporating player-made artwork into the course. Some players would dedicate their weekend to making a beautiful handcrafted bridge in places requiring a jump over water, or paint interesting artwork on the benches. This was all encouraged within my U.S. disc golf community. Anyway, right.. just giving props to the greatest game ever.
Hope this clears up any confusion or ambiguity regarding this fabulous sport.
“it’s only real value is as a cheap date for white people who like to be outside.”
it’s = it is.
and it’s actually for people who like to drink beer outside.
People who play Ultimate should be shot. Maybe they should be shot at while they play, that would actually make the sport ultimate. Especially if there were lions, velociraptors and laser gun wielding aliens vying for their share of the slaughter too. Then it’d be ultimate!
Instead of a bunch of sad shit sacks throwing a bit of plastic to each other. Woo ULTIMATE MAN! If that’s your idea of ultimate you need to learn to live your life.
But seriously, they should be shot.
Ultimate frisbee…yah, I know at least a couple white people that are WAY into that game!
Then, there’s the frisbee golf course right by my house.
Football though? Dude, maybe for Yankee whites, but here in the south…at least Texas…we love our Friday Night Lights!
To gauge a white person’s whiteness regarding frisbee sports, you have to note whether or not they correct you when you call it “frisbee golf.” The whitest usually pose it as a question: “Uh, you mean DISC golf?”
Another indicator of frisbee-related whiteness is whether the “golfer” distinguishes between “disc golf” and “ball golf.”
These are probably cliche jokes by now, but they’re only cliches because they’re true.
this is the whitest follow-up to this undeniably hilarious exploit on how f*****g white disc sports really are.
I’m going to have to side w/BPizzle on this one on a few accounts. For one, anyone who reads this and agrees with the blogger’s views clearly has never seen real Ultimate. If you think “ultimate frisbee” is some bearded, pot-smoking barefooted dudes running around on the quad throwing a cheap disc one of them got for free for signing up for a credit card with a fake name, you are sorely mistaken.
I challenge you to try to last through even one practice with an elite level team and see if you can “clean up”. Sure, you may be athletic, and it’s possible that you might even have potential to be good, but if you’re a typical guy who hasn’t been training for this sport, you are what we call a “liability”.
Normally I wouldn’t respond to a comment on such a hyperbolic blog, but I think you truly believe that you (mc3po) could compete with the world-class athletes you saw in Vancouver (supposing you actually went to Worlds), and I thought that it was amusing and in need of correction:
You cannot. There is not one person on a single team that competed at worlds with whom you could compete, nor would you make any team that went there. Not even the Mexican team who went 0-fer at the tournament. Sorry.
That is all.
Wow, you’re a douche. Do you realize that you want to shoot people for playing a sport? Think about that for a second.
And granted, there’s a lot of crappy ultimate out there… But there’s still thousands of players at the highest levels. Let’s see you sprint your ass 70 yards, just to lay out at chest height to catch a piece of plastic. Or wait, your tubby ass probably couldn’t make it 5 yards at that pace. Obviously you don’t play sports, or you would have some form of respect for people doing what they love.
Anyways, you’re a dick. I hope you choke on your own vomit. I’m going back to work…
While I find comment this amusing, I have to point out that ultimate is really no more ridiculous than any other sport you’re accustomed to. Football, baseball, basketball? Are these somehow more acceptable because they use balls? No, they’re still grown men chasing around a bit of leather with abstract rules to distinguish themselves.
http://www.houseofplum.com/plumcrazy/archives/000900.html
So you can hate on ultimate if you feel the need, but really the opportunity exists to trivialize any sport. Also, baseball with lasers? Now we’re talking.
Everyone I have ever met who plays ultimate was the last kid picked in gym class and has no skill at any other sport.
You know something? I like frisbee games. My favorite would have to be “frisbeer.”
Super fun.
My understanding is that they’re young urban professionals, though more recently yuppie has a more suburban feel to it tied with commuting, mcmansions, suvs and other less-environmentally conscious lifestyles.
Also, I wikipediaed “yippie” and feel I should point out I wasn’t referring to any organized political group but the yuppie-hippy crossbreed most of these posts describe. They’re moving into cities, working for green non-profits or other socially beneficial organizations, redefining modern urbanism to necessitate a global conscience and environmental awareness. All whilst cultivating an authentic persona… and playing ultimate.
Thanks for contributing to the “douche-fest”.
Well said.
ur funny
and hippies suck
Different strokes for different folks. Yeah Frisbee is wack, but what I do may be wack to them. Takes a whole bunch of folks to make the world go around.
You know, I like frisbee. But I hate people, so I would never join any fucking league. I hate all of you. Beat meat, turd huggers.
lmao we’re playing Ultimate frisbee in gym class at my school……98% of the students are white hahaha I love this article, it’s so true.
YOU’RE whack. It’s a joke, moron. You’re not supposed to take the article seriously. I can”t believe that there are still pricks like you out there who still don’t get it. I mean, come on. This blog has been around for like a fucking YEAR or something now. He has a freaking book out.
You make me puke.
You know what sound is made when a water truck and vinegar truck collide?
D O U C H E !
Actually what happened was…when Ultimate Frisbee started to become more competitive, the hippies became bothered by this and began playing Frolf (Frisbee-Golf). This allowed them to not only continue to ‘toss the disc’ around the park, but also wonder around aimlessly from tree to tree at the same time.
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totally agree. you should see all the white kids going nuts during gym class cuz we’re playing this stupid shit.
God bless that cool dude for taking out an asshole.
It’s not a haiku unless you incorporate the air or water. As in:
The stream flowed from high
Until mixed with fruits distilled
Turns the man to douche
Actually…. the whiteness of disc golf is debatable. The expat population here in HK is largely oblivious to the existence of disc golf, much to my chagrin. My British and Aussie colleagues are very interested, though, and expressed interest in learning. If only the Chinese understood that trees are the necessary ingredient between the baskets!! I’m trying to help them understand.
No, that’s disc golf vs. stick golf. No lie.
this article makes me sad… but that’s only because i play ultimate frisbee. and i’m white. however, i live in asia, and there are lots of non-white people that play it here! but again, white people make up the majority of the team rosters. oh well.
I just spit my coffee out.
i totally agree with veronica
Use that “frolf” term around white people and you will see a glimmer in their eye as they briefly avoid eye contact. This is the brief contemplation of smacking you with the back of their hand and is about as close as you will ever come to being struck by a sober white person.
I have to imagine you guys destroy the asians.
Frisbees, unlike other sports projectiles like footballs and baseballs, tend to move at a much slower velocity. This suits white athletes perfectly, as they tend to be deficient in such qualities as speed, jumping ability, and hand-eye coordination.
I becoming less and less white with each new blog. Hippies Rock.
have you guys seen this site?:
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It’s kind of like Stuff White People like, but for college students.
You’re freakin grumpy. Back away from the coffee dude.
Indeed.
Seriously, what about Cornhole! Caucausm!
eh, this was lame, you’ve lost your edge.
I think you mean any sport.
Honestly, eat some bran. Take a good poop. You’ll feel better.
True, that frisbees do move slower, but there is very little rest inbetween “points” in a frisbee game, giving less time to recover from all the running you just did. And you also need the other three things, such as speed to make a cut to get the disc, jumping ability to get over the guys who are a foot taller than you, and finally hand eye coordination to judge where a disc is going if it is poorly thrown.
“you need to learn to live your life”
hilarious
that was funnier than the actual post. not sure if being an expat in japan was made up or not, but who cares… it’s a nice detail. sweet jesus, just tell me you’re originally from new york and you’re in japan for an unpaid internship, too.
Only a loser “ultimate” frisbee player would call anyone playing frisbee a world class athlete. Face it, people who play frisbee are the same people who could never make a real sports team.
It’s about time this entry was made. Lander references ultimate frisbee as a white person activity numerous times in the book, though it hasn’t shown up as an official post until now.
Fun fact: While hippies love tossing a frisbee around and playing frisbee golf, almost none are cut out for ultimate. It requires competitive spirit and a healthy set of lungs, both of which have been destroyed in every hippy by excessive pot smoke.
you missed one important aspect of frisbee golf: the smoking of kind buds (very good pot) before playing…
I’ve got it. Ole Phill pointed it out to me. I claim the ultimate SWPL is reading Lander’s book. Only a white person gives a damn and damned few of them. Sort of the ultimate white person. Gawd, how yuppie can you get? I can’t believe someone would actually put out good money for a book which is free on the internet. How much more of this crap does one need to have to pay for it?
Oh, yeah, frisbee sucks.
They are bad at sports because they were too busy playing D&D growing up.
OMG…those guys in this picture look so damn gay…it’s been five hours already and the goosebumps are still here!
Gee…this is the gayest sport ever ever.
Big time!
Or…do white folks have a secret desire of acting like a puppy?
He forgot the propensity of ultimate frisbee players to bring very low-sitting chairs to keep from getting their bums wet on dew-kissed grass. Normally, they’re foldable camp chairs acquired by opening a free checking account at the local bank. The best/most experienced ultimate players have camp chairs with leg rests and cup holders. The chairs create an instant visual hierarchy on the sidelines and again harkens to the love white people have for camping. The lowliest of ultimate players will sit IN a frisbee while putting on their cleats, despite adament yelps from other players to “respect the disc” by not bending it. Those peasant players are redeemed by playing catch with a neon-colored disc which substitutes for the lack of racial diversity on the field.
Only a knucklehead who ‘played’ frisbee football at some picnic would think that they’ve seen real ultimate.
I’m a world champion ultimate player. When I was at the top of the game, our practice would consist of 2.5 miles of full field sprints (aka – as fast as you can run), then 2-3 hours of ultimate plus drills, then followed by another 2+ miles of track work. My football and basketball buds (Division I athletes) could not hang – different types of bodies and different skills – speed, endurance and ability to be both a thrower and receiver are the skills in ultimate.
At tournaments, we don’t play 1 two hour game and go home. We play 4-5 games (up to 8 hours of play) – and then get up the next day and do it again.
I even played in a game once against Shannon Sharpe. Fast as hell and powerful too. Huge and hard to get around him. The best players were about a step slower than he was. ‘World class athlete’ is a little bit of an exaggeration, but not too much. Figure the best ultimate players are probably as good as a lower-tier pro player or high-skilled minor league player.
Much better than ‘same people who could never make a real sports team’ or ‘confident enough knowing that if I had to play, I could clean up. Its really not that hard’
Only a knucklehead who ‘played’ frisbee football at some picnic would think that they’ve seen real ultimate.
I’m a world champion ultimate player. When I was at the top of the game, our practice would consist of 2.5 miles of full field sprints (aka – as fast as you can run), then 2-3 hours of ultimate plus drills, then followed by another 2+ miles of track work. My football and basketball buds (Division I athletes) could not hang – different types of bodies and different skills – speed, endurance and ability to be both a thrower and receiver are the skills in ultimate.
At tournaments, we don’t play 1 two hour game and go home. We play 4-5 games (up to 8 hours of play) – and then get up the next day and do it again.
I even played in a game once against Shannon Sharpe. Fast as hell and powerful too. Huge and hard to get around him. The best players were about a step slower than he was. ‘World class athlete’ is a little bit of an exaggeration, but not too much. Figure the best ultimate players are probably as good as a lower-tier pro player or high-skilled minor league player.
Much better than ’same people who could never make a real sports team’ or ‘confident enough knowing that if I had to play, I could clean up. Its really not that hard’
The loudest guy in the room is the weakest. Keep bragging, you fucking bore! That could be you, the ultimate bore.
I like to eat the slimy flesh of flame-broiled newborn babies. Holy elephantitis of the foreskin batman!
I think Frisbee Golf (or disc golf if you will) kicks ass, and when you get to the higher level, the people who play it are truly athletes.
I mean, watch this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1slVXnNfgU
and then go out and try to really do it.
The learning curve on disc golf is really quick, and the initial investment is usually a driving disk, a midrange, and a putter–all for maybe about $24. And few of the courses have fees. If you pay a fee, you are on a world class course.
And then it is like 10-bucks.
But I am a white person I guess so there ya go…
I’ve definitely played ultimate and its super intense. I feel like no matter what league you play in there’s at least one team that names themselves after a cheap beer, usually Pabst or Miller High Life. Pretty badass.
My school had a sport called Frisbee golf … which incorporates playing golf with holes as trees and strokes as throws and Frisbee’s …. Go figure I think it is the whitest you can go !!!!!!
In my high school, there’s an Ultimate Frisbee Club, for both girls and guys, but hardly any white people join. It’s mostly full of Asians and more Asians (I live in NYC, so there’s no shortage of those). I do notice, however, more white people tend to go for “roller hockey” than anything else.
lame.
you, my friend, go to stuyvescant.
frisbee golf is the bomb
The team in my neighborhood is called Baba Ganoush, we call them Baba for short.
Yeah, you know you wish your ultimate team was named after a Middle Eastern eggplant dish.
Oh white people…
Disc golf is what elite poor folks (teachers, social workers, or any other overeducated underpaid door mat) play in lieu of “ball golf”. If I remember sixth grade correctly, testicle golf is golf in her purest form.
Who’s on first?
Where in the hell is Delaware? Maybe I should say what is Delaware? Or, do you mean, what does Della wear?
You must have been in Portland, Maine; there sure isn’t anything like what you are talking about in the real Portland. Yeah, you weren’t in Oregon, Greyhound Bus doesn’t service us.
There is, also, pocket pool.
I agree with Jon. We’re talking frisbee. What the fuck! Frisbee, man! Sport, my ass. Pussys play frisbee. Simple, skinny, hippie like perverts play frisbee. It’s over, I’m done! FUCK!!!!
Remember your medication.
What is the goal of frisbeer? One must hit the igloo with the disk to refresh one’s drink?
not whites dumb ass; hippies!!!
That is bullshit of the highest order. So you can drink a six pack and dream of how wonderful you are.
jsimp? what other black guy who plays ultimate can claim that? surely not hens…. maybe tupa?
SO CURIOUS
I can poop a better article and for that matter a better website… shame on you.
I played cricket at parties in Sellwood, Tabor and North Portland. You probably live in Gresham, which would explain why you have never heard of it.
I really feel like most of the white people I know who have never played soccer don’t care about it at all. But just about all the white people I know love NFL Football (fantasy football, football pick em polls, brackets…)
And what’s wrong with tossing the ‘bee?
you are dead on. all my erm, white guy friends, play Ultimate. it’s not a real sport! lol
Yeah right.
If that were even remotely true, Silver would be suing someone for “royalties”, “copyright infringement” and all the rest of the hebrew extracurriculars.
Have you ever seen Joel Silver? That fat slob hasn’t exercised in years.
here are some good ones:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/137/327616792_b23738d369.jpg?v=0
My God, keep this guy OUT of the White gene pool please!!
frisbee gives blisters.
But just about all the white people I know love NFL Football (fantasy football, football pick em polls, brackets…)
aka the dumb “drunk white fan”
These types are ridiculed heavily on the form at this “White” site: http://www.castefootball.us
One of the best sports-related articles about “White fans” ever written:
http://www.castefootball.us/viewarticle.asp?sportID=9&teamID=0&ID=23341
You have to be proud at Whites that can conceptualize and then write stuff like this. Brilliant analysis.
I did think about it for a second, you do realise it is a joke? Think about that for a second.
A lot of my friends are ultimate players, i certainly wouldn’t want to shoot them but fuck me they hang around with a bunch of tedious twats who can’t think/talk about anything other than ultimate. The fact that ultimate is a small sport without a legion of professional players means that anyone can end up playing on the world circuit. And i mean anyone.
This leads people to think that they’re actually at the top of their game and readily compare it to football (that is, soccer) or the like where the competition means that you actually have to be shit hot to get to the top of the game.
This means that frisbee seems to attract people who have a hugely inflated sense of self worth and see their involvement in playing world events as a sign that they are somehow better than the people around them. And they’re not, they’re usually shallow dullards who use ultimate as an escape for their obvious lack of conversational skills and as compensation for their crippling self esteem issues.
So yeah don’t shoot them, ridicule them until they put their skills at throwing discs to each other into perspective and get a life.
And if you’re going to admonish me for saying people should be shot you should at least take the moral high ground and not wish people would choke on their own vomit.
You should be shot. Twice.
The man is keeping white people down. Fight the power!
Hahahaha, what a typical response. It’s hilarious how upset and defensive Ultimate Frisbee players get when others ridicule their beloved sport.
You actually “train” for this sport? And to think, most people consider it a leisure or recreational sport.
You can contradict yourself in one sentence.
Brilliant!
Yours,
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My Gawd…
“the ‘bee”?!
Listen to that! You are so intimately attached to this “sport” already.
Yours,
Oshiriko
Liar.
Yours,
Oshiriko
There ain’t no wizards in Zen.
Yours
Oshiriko Yamatoshi
Hahaha leave it to the white people to argue about the merits of Frisbee sports. I feel all warm and fuzzy. This white girl loves her some white boys lol You’d never see about bunch of black guys discussing the merits of basketball in such a way.
I say everyone prank calls Terrance. That is also something that white people like to do.
Do you have a business card that says “World Champion Ultimate Player”?
I think Terrance needs a seat on the short bus.
“First, you will never see hippies get more upset than on an Ultimate Frisbee field. It can be jarring to see people who look like they should be playing acoustic guitars yelling at each other about whether or not Blake stepped out of bounds.”
This shouldn’t be jarring at all as they are as much control freaks as your sleeziest coporate raider. Only the coin in which they deal is different.
I’m pretty sure Cornhole is a game for the Wrong Kind of White People.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be very happy. Hong Kong is China, not Japan.
Thataway, Buckaroo. If you don’t have the strength or talent to do it, diss it.
Sure hope you’re done, Buckaroo. You bring nothing to the debate. Looks like some ultimate player ran your ass into the ground one time, then spiked the disc on your head. Gotta’ get over that and move on, my man. No need to insult them because you can’t hang with them and they make you look bad.
I’ve played Ultimate frisbee exactly once in my life and I found it to be the most boring, stupid game ever. I’d rather just throw a frisbee around or something. What is kind of fun though is playing defense in Ultimate because you can pretend you’re Champ Bailey and who doesn’t enjoy that?
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this sport is gay.
Christian,
this stuff is great! It clearly points that white people as a race in general think up new creative fun ways of passing time and interacting socially in a healthy way to enjoy life. As opposed to selling crack, forming gangs, painting graffiti, etc, raping, murdering, and stealing from other people as a way to pass the time. You did an excellent job!
Micheal
women in JAIL:
http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2008/09/25/permanent-food/
white bitches love black bitches
Some commie rag called the New York Times verified this piece of trivia:
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/05/movies/05gold.html
The fat nerdy slobs don’t play any more, but some still have beards. Watch the 2008 college championship (aired on CBS College Sports) here:
http://thecollegiatenationals.com/sports/index.php?sport=11
… and tell me that shit’s not a sport.
White people are stupid.
Having never been exposed to this and after reading the comments made here from supporters of this ‘sport’, I’m certain to never ever try the game and will desperately try to avoid being around any of the ‘athletes’.
And I’m going to ditto the ‘D O U C H E’ declaration above.
throwing a frisbee straight and true is mighty satisfying. it’s like playing catch but easier. funny post.
If you’d never seen baseball, football or soccer on TV and played them exactly once, you’d likely find them to be boring and stupid as well. The beauty of any sport is found only through prolonged exposure, and Ultimate is no exception.
He can’t find the bus stop.
I am tired of watching black receivers drop passes that are thrown right to them.
All that “athleticism” or whatever the ESPN jews call it, and they always drop the pass.
Racist
I think Terrance needs a seat on the short bus.
LOL!!!!
Pale,
The name I use comes from what I do, and if your frisbee talent is so great; I invite you to little horse ride, and we’ll see whose pale ass has strength and/or talent.
You might also want to know “thataway” is a miss spelling, dumb ass.
I live in the country outside of Beaverton, and that is as white as it gets in Oregon. You cite North Portland and isn’t that as black as it gets in Oregon. My point is then made, white people are not defined by frisbee accomplishments.
For what it’s worth, Ultimate remains a white sport because people’s first experience with competitive ultlmate is usually at college, particularly at good colleges like Stanford, Brown, or Carleton. There used to be a cliche that the average club player had two years of grad school. I guess that also pegs the average athletic ability pretty well. 😉
One thing I will say, though, is that its fun to watch football players try and play ultimate. They come in thinking they’re hot shit–a few minutes later they’re bent over panting while their man is in the end zone scoring.
Lighten up. The first clue it’s a joke: velociraptors were mentioned.
WOW. Really? Thank you for your insight, mind if I steal that quote?
Running, shmunning. It’s not a sport because it takes almost no skill or training to throw, catch , or chase a frisbee. It’s like playing volleyball with balloons, which I am sure is just around the corner as the newest white person sport (especially because it is something you did as kids).
How dare ye question the disc sports. I am a disc golfer. By default, that means I am a superior athletic specimen. For those of you that doubt it, please witness the beginning of one of my rounds at the Huntington Beach Disc Golf Course. You will note that I will tenderly grab one of my perfectly round (+/- .00001 tolerance) discs as it glistens in the mid morning sun. Then I will throw that disc with classic form (Greek or Roman depending on my mood) to the distant yet near made in America metallic cage.
Men who witness this event will yearn for the days of old when disc throwing was used to measure a man’s intrinsic worth in the universe.
Women will instantly become pregnant.
As my round continues, the throws become more and more powerful. Nature bends to my will. The incarnation of whiteness becomes palpable.
I could say more but……
Yup, looks easy to me. No skill involved at all. Just like volleyball with balloons.
Priceless!!!
This sport would definitely be spiced up if they used something razor sharp, like Odd-Job’s bowler. Or at least threw wooden boomerangs as hard as they could at each other.
the college team that I was on in college beat Carelton at Easterns. UNCW Seamen baby!
Actually, which race do you suppose Michael was referring to? Since the only race he mentioned was white. And what race do YOU think sells crack, forms gangs, paints graffiti etc.
You must have come to your own conclusion, since its not stated in the text. Hmmm? Who’s the racist now?
white people love breast exams: http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2008/07/09/honey-lets-have-brunch-at-barneys/
Another important thing to know is that you should never call a frisbee a “frisbee” in front of a white person. If you fail to call it a “disc,” the nearest white person is bound to explain to you how the name Frisbee has a copyright and is not actually a regulation disc. It’s incredibly annoying and has happened to me at least twice.
“It’s not a sport because it takes almost no skill or training to…” catch a football, throw an orange ball through a hoop, hit a ball with a stick.
Just like other sports, Brian, at the base level, ultimate is easy. It’s easy to throw and catch a frisbee, its easy to make a basket, its easy to catch a football. Just like any other sport, as the level of skill increases, the players are better at every aspect of the game and an unexperienced player would not be able to compete.
I can run – does that mean track and field is not a sport? Because it’s easy to do? You know what’s not easy? – Running a 3:43 mile. That’s what makes Allan Webb a great athlete.
In every sport, there are levels of skill. Just because i can make a basket doesn’t mean I can play in the NBA. Just because you can throw and catch a frisbee doesn’t mean you could play on a competitive ultimate team. Does frisbee get the best athletes? Not necessarily, but I play on a team where every member can run a sub-5 minute mile. Find me another amateur team where that is true.
(Brian – Can you run a sub-5 minute mile?)
What matters more, is that there are very real skill sets associated with Ultimate. There are as many different throws as there are pitches in baseball, a variety of zone defenses, offensive sets and dependence on every type of athletic ability: coordination, pure speed, endurance, cutting, agility, and explosive power that ensures that the best athletes have the potential to be the best ultimate players (just like any other sport).
Now that you’ve had your ass handed to you, do you have a rebuttal besides crying?
Disc up.
Alex – At least twice? It really should only take once. Is somebody a little slow? This is kind of like if you’re a competitive runner and everybody says “Alex jogs a lot”. Sure, it doesn’t really matter, but it misrepresents something you spend time doing…
Your bloodline has obviously been dirtied as a real white person would have never made the same mistake twice.
Please note when Ulysses was battling the Scylla and Charybdis, he didn’t reach into his bag of weapons and start throwing Frisbees, he threw discs.
Nice post. Fag.
You white asshole people, fuck you. This is a sport for non working whites, white people don’t work, like to steal, take drugs, many are gay, or on the way to becoming a little gay, live off of trust funds, take prescription narcotics, and of course white people are better than other people. White people are rats, and back stabbers. The true list of white people shit. Brought to you be a REAL American, Mexican American, taking back what is ours.
Yawn.
Yeah this is a pretty gay sport. I should know
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/22/73-gentrification/ explains why North Portland is actually the “whitest” part of the city.
Once you get west of the West Hills you get into areas occupied by the wrong kind of white people. (We like the idea of urban growth boundaries but don’t want to get too close to them.) Most Portlanders avoid this discomfort by living between the Willamette and East 82nd, only crossing the river for: graduate school, Powell’s, the farmer’s market, the Apple Store, a classical music concert, 80s night or their internship – probably at Powell’s.
Breakfast places, sushi, indie music, yoga studios, girls with bangs, and ULTIMATE can all be found on the east side – saving the trouble of having to bike across the bridge.
Fuckin beaner.
Get back to working in my yard.
Pronto!
Pinche puto.
Niggas fuh real, yo
cause your middle name starts with ‘duh’ and ends with ‘ouche’
I bet he cornholed you, though, didn’t he?
And you both drank Pinto Noir afterwards?
My pleasure – because ‘jeadly’ is so un-douche-y, isn’t it?
Shitbagger.
And they ignored you nonetheless.
This article hit the nail on the head right there.
Except, the two best ultimate players I know are Cuban and Persian, respectively.
I like to run over squirrels in my pickup truck. Is that a sport?
Too bad we own everything.
I play disc golf. It’s really damn white and it doesn’t take all that much athleticism to be good at it. I like what a friend of mine said, “If you’re fat and you’re good at a sport, it’s not a real sport.” You should see the size of some disc golfers out there.
I always find the arguments in these comments quite funny and shockingly self-fulfilling.
white people don’t like macho competitive sports??? Thats a lie. I’m white and I love football(the real football),basketball,baseball, and ufc fighting and I also enjoy golf,frisbee golf and volleyball so I personally think your off base saying white people shy away from macho sports cuz I love and have played in all of them and so have most my friends!
Frisbee golf? Have we sunk that far…
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wow, pretty homophobic
That doesn’t mean the original comment isn’t racist, you idiot. Ever heard of insinuations? Saying something without saying it? Also, as whites were the only ‘race’ mentioned (in this context, ‘white’ meaning white privileged Americans), the rest of the comment was directed at anybody in America who isn’t white. Sure this incorporates ALL kinds of different races and ethnicities (i.e. no one race does all those things) but I dare say that that was the point of the comment in the first place – to be blatantly elitist.
Oh and you’re an idiot.
another guy who just doesnt get it
apparently mexicans dont know what satire is
“Though a quick look at a field full of Ultimate Frisbee players might lead one to surmise that an ethnic cleansing has taken place.” SO TRUE.
However, I don’t know why you seem to think typical white people “consider competitive sports to be too aggressive and macho for their tastes.” You people have elevated everything to hyper-aggressive competition, including sports. Not that we colored people don’t enjoy competition (usually one that involves beating you). But, yeah, you whites only like to PRETEND you’re not hyper-competitive.
-Sophie
South Asian and female
Uh, maybe, you whites don’t understand HIS satire.
Why are you being so defensive? There was nothing racist about it. Did the comment hit a little too close to home? Which of the things mentioned are you exactly…a crack dealer, gang member, graffiti artist, rapist, murder or thief? If you’re none of them, then I don’t see why you think it was so offensive. Cheers.
http://twowhiteboys.com/2008/
Maybe you don’t understand what satire IS in the first place and should not call people out on their ignorance, yes?
P.S.- In response to your earlier post: yes, you belong to a minority, but it is one that doesn’t beat white people in sports except for perhaps women’s golf. However, if you want to throw down in a math competition, we’ll rumble.
be yourself. enjoy life.
u sound homophobic………. is there anything wrong being gay???
i thought so too
This was once almost funny and realistic but it’s gone way downhill. It pretty much was this from the start but more and more it’s become stuff generic upper middle class americans probably like.
Stuff upper middle class white americans probably like I mean
Very interesting article , even and did not think what is a possible read off such pleasure , thank you author
The picture of said “blocking” is hilarious. They have the same haircut.
This is a rare misstep from the editors of SWPL. Ultimate is widely known as a sport played solely by the wrong type of white people.
Not mentioned in any of this or the initial article, is that other than beer league softball, cheerleading, and mixed doubles tennis, Ultimate is virtually the only co-ed team sport out there. Male Ultimate players are secure enough in their masculinity to get stuffed by a chick and laugh about it. Ever see a co-ed asphalt court basketball game involving anyone older than 12? Hardly.
You do realize your ability to “hand” anyone’s “ass” to them is undermined by the fact that you seem to be faggy goofball that spent a whole afternoon writing a defense of ultimate frisbee, don’t you? With some data, too!!!
If you don’t want people to make fun of you, this is not the way to do it.
I think only if the squirrels can run a five-minute mile.
I hope everyone realizes that the only thing sillier than frisbee as a serious game for grown men, is arguing about it.
i think they are brothers. See that smack talking they’re doing?
I interpret:
“Secure enough in their masculinity”=”realistic about their wimpiness”.
Nothing wrong with that! But using a ludicrous euphemism does not demonstrate security.
Hey! Whats wrong with prescription narcotics!
I actually think they might be twins. And one of them might be nicknamed “Crazy Rich” !
this is the funnist SWPL iv read………………. the blocking,the clothes,the hairstyle………wait …where are their NB ? ROTFLMAO
A whole afternoon? You must write v e r y s l o w l y .
I know a current ultimate player ( white ) who played d1 college football. He’s decent.
I’m white and I’m in a gang. It’s called the “super friends!”
Our gang slogan is “you can’t get arrested for being awesome !”
Bummer about that superbowl, huh Wes?
white bitches love black dykes:
http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2008/09/26/shiggers/
Japan is the only place in the world that has what one could consider a semi-pro team.
Buzz Bullets rule. In gloves, and under six foot as well?
what, everyone else dropped out of school?
Uh, the d&d kids are now grown up and playing WoW, not ultimate.
Baseball would be improved by landmines in the outfield.
I don’t mind people making fun of me. However, I prefer being called a faggy goofball (while i’m heterosexual, I am a goofball) over being told that the sport I play requires no skill. A subtle yet important difference. And it doesn’t take me a whole afternoon to write 5 paragraphs. (Another thing about Ultimate – players tend to be college educated.)
GOD AND JESUS HATE BLACK PEOPLE
That’s a lot of acronyms.
South Asia known for currymunchers and the Taj Mahal. Big whoop.
50% of the country has no sanitary sewers and they worship rodents as gods.
The most interesting thing I’ve learned recently is how RACIST Ghandi was. He was interested in elevating the South African Indian population vis a vis Whites, but he viewed blacks/kaffirs as inherently inferior and even stated so publicly.
The image of Ghandi as some kind of “anti-racist” is false.
All people of color view life through a racial lens. The only de-racinated dupes in the world, are liberal Whites.
Yawn
Why do you yawn. This mestizo is 1/2 right about the current state of Whites, as represented by the wrong kinds of Whites, the SWPL liberal Whites. Hes right, many are either fags or 1/2 the way there.
This mestizo/mongrel tells you right to your White face how much he hates you, that is jealous of you, that he wants what Whites have, what Whites created…..and all you have to say is “Yawn”???
It’s Whites like you that are giving away our kids’ future, and turning the USA into a Third World mestizo cesspool.
Get out and do something.
PS McCain’s zionist war-mongering nothwithstanding, voting for Obama will only EMBOLDEN the anti-White racist.
Stop yawning and grow some balls.
Brian,
Wimpiness vs. …what? Ultimate is competitive, involves a lot of running with little break in play if there is no scoring, non-contact blocking, and leaping or laying out to score. Injuries are common, as is beer on the sidelines. It is not an NHL game or an infantry combat patrol near Kandahar, but compared to what most American men are doing on a Saturday afternoon(WATCHING football, shopping, X-box, lawn care), it positively makes Ultimate players look like Gladiator Maximus. Oh, and did I mention that lean athletic chicks play too?
“it positively makes Ultimate players look like Gladiator Maximus.”
Like the guys in the picture? Or are they the lean athletic chicks?
Geez. Tell us how you really feel. Don’t be mad because you biggest contribution to the USA is Taco Bell…and the lawn mowing industry.
But do they like Ultimate?
Its funny, the double standard that is out there. If I was to start a website about what black people like I would be sued and called racist. My list would include pigs feet, fried chicken, fake flowers, food stamps, plastic furniture covers, old english, chitlins, big @$$es, ect. Al Sharpton and Jessy Jackson would come running.
This logic is problematic for several reasons. By selecting examples like this (i.e. food stamps and pigs[sic] feet) you are establishing (or attempting to establish) a racial hierarchy. Regardless of whether this is intentional or not, your examples are generally understood by white people to be abhorrent. This site is different in that it merely sifts out idiosyncrasies of white people.
Also, your list is ridden with stale, cultural cliches, whereas the list here required an effort in thinking critically and whimsically about one’s own culture.
But before more important than any of this, you couldn’t start your own site regardless of the double standard and regardless of your tasteless and derivative examples you’ve provided. Well I guess you could, but nobody would give a shit, because your syntax is malevolent and your grammar is unfortunate. (Jessy? Really? 3rd graders spell phonetically man…)
The one thing white men like more than Ultimate Frisbee is learning sex secrets 😉
http://sexed.wordpress.com
See what everyone’s talking about!
BORING!
I love you!
Double Yawn.
Wow.
http://stuffwhiteparentslike.com
ha.
fake flowers??
No. I’m from a suburb in Nashville, Tennessee. And I already did my string of unpaid internships in graphic design, and decided to move to Hong Kong after being frustrated by corporate culture. I am certainly not unpaid in Hong Kong. Hong Kong knows how to treat white people. They’re actually trying to collect the best ones.
When will white guys wearing headbands become acceptable?…..Im waiting for the look to break out of Santa Monica/Los Feliz, and enter the greater southern California area.
I cant wait to wear a headband and not look totally ridiculous. My hair gets into my face, but it isnt long enough to pull back…..who ever invented the headband was so smart, because it serves a multitude of functions!
Gosh, being white is hard, we have so many problems! ugh.
SWPL – Stuff White People Like
NB – New Balance
ROTFLMAO – Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
(swry bout tht hahaha)
Are you on South Park?
I like to play some good frisby then go bang my girlfriend in the ass.
Gawd, are you white. Does everything you do have to be what you think is acceptable? Man you must be bored. Break out of the chains that bind you, go out and break a “rule”, now you’re a little more free.
Just thought I’d try to help.
One more thing, move out of the land of fruits and nuts.
I didn’t think she was that good.
Your are fag.
I live to Frolf!
It’s very true…but I still love ULTI!
It’s the “Final Solution”. Calling it the “Ultimate Solution” would violate the law against glorifying the Holocaust.
And then there’s the new fave sport: paddleboard.
Talk about silly. . .
http://claudiassurfcity.blogspot.com
i’m always shocked at how pointed you are, lander, except i’m not so into ultimate. do you think white people also like to call people by their last names, and type without capital letters when trying to look cool?
sdc
Yes, on both counts.
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Those guys are totally wearing cleats too! Awesome way to take a frisbee “sport” seriously 🙂
And your contribution is so wonderful? You’re wrong on all the points you made. I must ask, if I were the best frisbee whatever in the whole world, what would I have to be proud of? Those who play it are having fun, but other than that, no one else gives a shit. Frisbee on, man.
Ok Sophie, what is HIS satire?
Look up “Downtown Brown Ultimate”. That team is bad-ass.
My dad was in a frisbee magazine in the 70s! Doesn’t get much whiter than that 🙂 LOVE IT.
thats the ultimate andy quote
I thought so too. That’s why I resolve to be more aloof with the use of capital letters, where appropriate, while in online environments.
Don’t forget the “Bubba” version of the sport: frisbee with the dog. Ain’t nothin’ like a day in the park, teaching your favorite bird dawg the fine art of retrieval using a frisbee. It don’t get no better than that, Billy Bob!
Exactly people should be more sensitive when it comes to such things…..
no, no, no! names like “bubba” and “billy bob” along with misuse of the english language are not acceptable to the right kind of white person;)
Google: Evian Conference
read and learn!
I didn’t think that there were many Whites left in Mexifornia.
Fresno is right, and you all know it.
Whites in colleges where they are minorities are still prohibited from having White orgs, similar to Asians, LaRaza, blacks and jews.
Nobody ever seems to care about Asian privilege in Japan and China and Korea, or Jewish privilege in racist Israel, any and all talk about “privilege” is just cover for anti-White racists and White-haters. Tell them to fuck off. Guys like Kyle are anti-White little pricks.
Oh, for the days one could round them up and put them in concentration camps with all the other anti-White leftists.
what about Team Handball?
Got a problem wit tha Frisbee?
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I used to love playing frisbee but I donot think hat it is a sport.
It just fun to throw the thing around, it is more a past time than a sport. Now that my soccer skills are low because of old age I just play kick ups with my ball. It is better than runnig around defenders.
http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com
whats the “game” where you use two sticks to keep a third in the air? you know it usually has tassles on the end like its magic (or queer, you be the judge) that and capoeira are all that are missing from this entry
It’s so true. This white girl I know talks a lot about “Ultimate” tonight, and I’m so sore from Ultimate, and see you at Ultimate and stuff. LOL.
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That would be “devil sticks”, very popular among white people in the early to mid 90’s.
There is another similar recreation called poi spinning / juggling that originated with the NZ Māori, but has now been readily adopted ravers that have moved beyond glo-sticks
white people love shiggers:
http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2008/09/29/re-shiggers/
So true.
Taco Bell was founded by a white person, is now owned by a white corporation, and provides Amerixican food to mostly white Americans who think they like Mexican food but have never even come near the authentic stuff.
The biggest contribution Mexicans made to the USA is Texas. The most expensive one is probably California…
http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2008/09/29/childhood-trauma-questionnaire/
childhood trauma white people love that!
white people love black men with allegations
http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2008/05/27/r-kelly-trial-continues/
“Hong Kong knows how to treat white people. They’re actually trying to collect the best ones.”
Interesting… What’s the dynamic?
oh my freakin gosh my gym coach was like so freakin syched (i think that’s how it’s spelled) about playing ultimate frisbee and when she turned on the instruction video (yes we watched a video three actually) everyone burst out laughing because the way they were running and catching looked really gay (no offense intended to any ultimate players unless you were on the instruction video) so we had to play badmiton for an entire month which by the way in my opinon is very white and suckish
Hmmm. It’s funny, I’m white, and I never heard of most of the stuff on your website until I moved to the city where I met a bunch of dorks who grew up rich and weird and went to college too many times. They really try to lay this trip on you about those metal water bottles too! Sometimes I wish i could just beat them up but I swore I’d never get another felony after I turned 18.
Like any self-respecting white person, I do like the outdoors. But frisbee? Im having a hard time believing people actually say they’re going to play “ultimate” meaning frisbee?! I thought they were talking about something else. It’s like Revenge of the Nerds. It’s the saddest thing since sliced (white) bread.
What’s also maybe sad is that the white people who care about social justice at all, are also (so obviously) retarded.
The truth is most white people like to shoot things, fuck, and make money. Probably most people of color do, too.
I think you should make a video game where the player has to shoot white nerds in saucony sneakers playing “ultimate” with an M16. Player gets double points for shooting an “expert” white person who has a metal water bottle, vinyl collection, or multilingual white baby.
I like this blog, it’s smart and hilarious. But the only kind of white person that can truly appreciate it is the wrong kind of white person.
cheers
Hey, my Ultimate team has a hispanic guy on it so there goes your whole theory out the window. Our league has a few non-whites as well.
What I find hilarious is this page. Ask any Rugby player what they think of American football and they’ll tell you that those guys are “gay”. Slow-pitch baseball is a hell of a lot wimpier than a game of Ultimate any day.
Bottom line, Ultimate is a fun game regardless of whether or not you are playing at a high level or with a bunch of buddies in the park. Don’t knock it until you try it!
Lol you white people are so funny. You get one Hispanic person and you call that diversity.
Hong Kong places a very high value on well-spoken English and flawless grammar, and has a very rich past with Britain, obviously, since it was a colony until 1997. Hong Kong is also a extremely competitive society, and HK people love for their children to be exposed to high-cultured Western people. HK is a wealthy place, and bribes educated Western people from across the globe with high salaries for doing very little. The idea is that Hong Kong children will gain a peripheral understanding of rich leisurely Western people and consequently become badass bankers and business persons with a flawless command of the complexities of English grammar. According to the logic, paying us white people to be complete assholes is an investment in Asian children. But I don’t complain.
Hong Kong also has all the necessary amenities to satisfy even the most finicky of all white people. There are ostentatious country clubs devoted to playing cricket (The Hong Kong Cricket Club), polo, and other non-athletic sports (like the French sport baton! the best one!!) that are played in perfectly white, starched, collared, and belted outfits. Because the whitest of the white and their Asian friends do not get dirty playing sports. And heaven forbid we touch each other.
True ’nuff. Ultimate, I’ve long declared, is the only team sport I’m adept at. (Oh, and I’m white.) I tried to play basketball, against my better judgment, and I broke my ankle. Going for a layup. Alone. Can’t wait to play a round of Frisbee golf.
after stealing it of course.
You don’t have to be offended by something to find it offensive. I’m not gay, but calling someone fag is offensive, get it?
Only someone trying to be facetious would ignore how those stereotypes could be offensive. And, btw, Pfeizer, the Bush administration, Thomas Jefferson, the English settlers, and…the English settlers, all seem to fit the bill. But I’m sure we all knew that’s who he was referring to.
I would concur. I never heard of this ish ’til college, which happened to be a predominately white private school. They go nuts over this… and flag football.
http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2007/12/17/young-americans/
boys w beards
http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2008/08/20/tashy/
tashy
badmiton is totally asian and bad ass.
what in your onion is non-white and blowish?
three words…down town brown. a club team from the bay open division, co-ed, and womens. all “non- white”. they are amazing, they can run hard game after game after game (average game played at tourniments is 4). layout d’s, incredible hucks, they’ve got it all.
and yes, things can get heated, but you rarely see yelling at an opponient. most problems are solved on the field by the players with out raising their voice. theres comrodery, sporttsmanship, and love of the game… things that, sadly, are no longer seen in many sports. yes, its a sport. and youd realize it if you got up and tried… not just checked it out from a sideline…
white men love thai hookers:
http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2008/06/18/im-so-proud-of-us-so-proud/
I think its funny that no one has really heard of disc golf or seen it played at a professional level. My friend is a top player in the NW and has made over $9,000.00 this year in prize money alone. Check out PDGA.com of anyone else is interested.
I was having a good week until you reminded me of frisbee sports. Thanks C Lander!
Sorry Whip, but you may have contradicted your own argument. “Top professional player makes $9,000 so far this year.” If the top players at the professional level don’t even meet the poverty level in earnings at the sport, is there really a big surprise that is it not more well known? By contrast, the current event on the PGA tour will pay the winner $1.1 million for this one tournament. Fame follows money which makes more fame and money.
I live in Panama, Rep. of Panama and since a couple of year there is a white´s frisbee club well organized that practice in an old Canal Zone base (Clayton). This blog is so funny…because almost it says is incredible true.
I hate frisbee and I just never understood it…….or hacky sack!! I dont get it, My whiteness is just not white enough
“…you will notice that Ultimate Frisbee matches are the best place to meet white guys who wear headbands.”
I nearly choked on my meal when I read that. I was at the local watering hole for some pints and saw exactly that. There was some Ultimate after-game gettogether goin’ on and all these wankers still had on headbands. We were like WTH, do all these clowns suffer from hyperhidrosis and need to keep the sweat out of their drinks?
I was thinking Hacky Sack while I was reading the first paragraph but I should have known you guys wouldn’t miss that!
I meet the most beautiful girl in the world one time and all I did was throw a frisbee at her and yelled catch.
That was the beginning of a great relationship.
http://www.culturallycool.com/obamaindex.html
Right on! I love frisbee. There is an awesome new frisbee sport that involves not only frisbee, but another thing white people like – drinking! Its called Beersbee and is so fun.
http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2008/09/11/alaska-governor-sarah-palin/
they love this bitch.
Um, this is kind of fun, but…
I checked the List carefully and couldn’t find any of the following items. Without these addenda, the list looks suspicously like “Stuff White Liberals Like That Make White Conservatives Feel Uncool.”
Here’s “Stuff the Other Half of White America Likes”:
1. Camo.
2. Furtively giving the IHOP a quick “demographic scan” before telling that joke.
3. Neighborhoods with no sidewalks.
4. A left-turn light in front of the SuperCentre.
5. Bumper stickers
…(oh, that’s already on the list, but the entry doesn’t include “Poor = Lazy” or “Drill Here, Drill Now” or “America Bless God”)
6. 50-mile commutes
7. Home-schooling in a good school district.
8. Israel (but not the actual Jews there!)
9. Hot sauce collections
10. Stockpiling canned food, in case the pre-millinnealists are right, not the post-millinnealists….wait, let me go check my Hal Lindsey library.
11. Pregnant white teenagers (not the other kind of pregnant teenager)
12. African immigrants (if they follow the right religion) as examples of industriousness and modesty.
13. Federal funding—from another region’s tax base.
14. Shopping centers that are less than 3 years old.
15. One-piece underwear (in Utah, mostly)
16. Gear that requires custom trailers
17. Trampolines
18. Race (not that kind, I’m talking about the Kentucky Derby, Daytona 500, etc)
19. Rude staring.
20. Pronouncing “One nation under God” as “One nationunder God”
21. Hockey
22. Softball
23. The Celtics (the team and borrowed Scottish pride)
24. Cherry-picking MLK quotes about hard work
Umm.. white people consider competitive sports too aggressive? Hockey? Football? Lacrosse (one of the most aggressive/competitive sports out there)? I agree frisbee kicks ass, and in that regard you’re right.. but this article makes no sense. If white people don’t play aggressive sports, who does? African Americans dominate basketball.. but in terms of aggressiveness and a generally intense, hard pace, it doesn’t compare to hockey and I don’t think anyone can disagree with that.
Very true. I never understood why anyone would want to play ultimate frisbee. It’s still frisbee, no matter what you do, so I can’t see why people find it cool. The other downside is that the frisbee bloody hurts if it ends up in your face! My super white prep school making me play ultimate in gym class left me with some marks to prove it!
Stuyvesant Girls’ Ultimate Team 🙂
I strongly believe that you guys are spying on me. This should be called, “Stuff that that guy likes”.
apparently someone totally misunderstands the entire point of this website, despite the fact that they clearly defined in the beginning of his post
White people have to invent new sports all the time, because in that period between its invention and when black people figure out how to play is when us white people get to be champion athletes.
White folk will fight tooth and nail to have that hispanic guy on their team so they can prove how diversity-friendly they are too!
Diversity is not a strength, it causes tension.
Yeah I’m a great ultimate athlete, and once even took it in the ass from Shannon Sharp, lets see you white boys try that.
I was staying in a hostel in Madrid and shared a room with some Ultimate Frisbee-ers on their way to an Ultimate World Cup or suchlike. How white is that – travelling, hostels, Ultimate Frisbee, and t-shirt/short-wearing!
Okay, you’re definitely losing me with #109 and #110. Frisbee sports are gay!
As an Ultimate (yes, please note that it is capitalized, as we are clearly the superior sport/race) player myself for several years, I can back up this post – except for one slight detail. I know many Asian Ultimate players. Then again, Asians may as well be considered white.
A truly white person would know that you never refer to disc sports as “Frisbee” – that is so gauche. The White Police will be coming by shortly to pull your card.
this is the funniest content I have seen on-line in a while:
John McCain’s Brain skits…..
http://www.secretsauce.tv/blog/2008/08/29/new-video-mccains-brain/
black, white, brown, green – you will love these shorts….
ta-da,
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Hippies don’t play Ultimate anymore. Also, Ultimate players don’t wear headbands anymore. Was this article written in the 70s?
http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2008/08/19/eso-es-el-amor/
blondes in onesies.
Hey, I’m a hippie. And I play like, twice a week. Barefoot and shirtless, stoned if posssible. So chill.
There are no college scholarships for playing Ultimate. So one thing you can say about hyper-competitive Ultimate players: Daddy’s buying their kegs.
very nice and interesting
tankx !
ew i hate ultimate frisbee. i’m in high school and it is a required sport in gym class. it is really boring.
except none of the white people play it. only the black kids did. the white kids i knew all said, “this is gay. make the black kids do it.” and they did. everyone else sat out. lol.
I love playing the frisbee! I actually sell frisbees in my online store. I sold like 1000 pictures in one week using tips I got from this site: http://tinyurl.com/4kxjpl
Great stuff if you wanna make money marketing shit online.
Spammers need to be shot in the face.
Hey I gotta admit I played frisbee a lot as a child.
I am so pumped for ultimate tonight!!!
Never really liked it…too many hippies
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I prefer to partake in extreme ironing myself.
GRRR Ultimate frisbee sucks! Does noone play free form frisbee any more? Must white people invent rules for everything?
In the spirit of the game, come to Riverside, California and test your skills against me. I’m 54 years old and I’ve been playing for six years. I play at UCR two nights a week. Talk is cheep, bring it on!!!
Hippies don’t play ultimate anymore. There’s a new force in Ultimate and they are Bros, Brosephs,Brahs or Broheims (whichever term works best for you)
In Australia (where lots of our black people have been sadly killed off by smallpox etc and now make up 2% of the population), ultimate is totally anglo-asian integrated. Wooh! progressive!
And there is still free form frisbee, its called freestyle, and colombia is really good at it.
Have you ever seen white parents with their kids at the playground? Their kids are bewildered about what the fuck they could be doing wrong this time to get yelled at.
haha don’t be a dumb n00b. Ultimate owns and you just suck
seven on the line! pull! up! stall! hammer! force flick! force home! lay out! hahhahaha! ultimate is soooooo fun!!! white people rule! they really do!
white people love oprah and gail
http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2007/12/26/ohhhh-oprah/
Haha! Two weeks ago I was walking by the universitiy soccer field and saw a group of people playing this ‘ultimate frisbee’ and I remember thinking to myself “wow. That looks reeeeally boring.” LOL! Love this site…
wow, you have no idea what you’re talking about.
Maybe, but it sure is accurate.
You must have been watching a game with reeeeally bad players because it is a beautiful sport.
Ultimate Frisbee is tough sport. People are going to continue to make fun of white kids for playing it, yet ironically you won’t see any of them trying to pick up a disc. Ultimate players don’t have a sense of insecurity that people that create these stupid articles do about playing a sport that’s not main stream. Frisbee is gritty. It incorporates strategies and skills from every big, popular sport. Anyone that thinks Frisbee isn’t awesome should go to this website:
and then you’ll see what’s good.
I’ve found myself in the exact opposite position. I’m a white girl who thinks the frisbee is the stupidest thing on earth, dating a Filipino boy who lives for ultimate. And half his team is Asian. They are so proud! And I want to gag whenever I have to listen to that shit.
ultimate is awesome. it takes stragedy, strength, speed agility and many more skills. more importantly its fun. guys and women who play, usually dont ever stop running. its amazinf just how physical the sport is. try it . then see how much of a hippie it takes to play,
Football (the European kind) is a beautiful sport. Frisbee sports are just plain boring.
it IS boring! but I know so many asian ppl that play it.
Ultimate frisbee employs tactics, not strategies.
Dumbass.
You’re a dumbass, too.
Maybe you people should drop the ultimate frisbee and play the more pleasant Disc Golf. Not frisbee golf – if you’ve ever played (and you can do so professionally) you’ll know that the discs used are vastly different from that of ultimate. There are drivers, putters, midrange, etc.
Shit, they all would always have tournaments and giant games of Ultimate Frisbee at my high school. That or soccer. The gayest shit ever.
Asian people fit in well with white people.
Uh, I played some Ultimate more than 10 years ago in Berkeley. A lot of weird passive agressive Ph.D-types throwing the disc. It was fun, until you started hanging out with them.
Gee, I think Ultimate is actually pretty fun. I’m white people, though, so what do I know?
Whoa-hoa-hoa. Calm down, don’t get all defensive. Most of these articles aren’t true, just funny. Learn to laugh at yourself.
Everyone who plays frisbee also has aids. Fact.
Definitely the WKOWP at that website.
Hmmm … only one comment on rugby, and nobody mentioned field lacrosse … WKOWP, perhaps.
Gay is gay is gay.
Meanie
“You will never see hippies get more upset than on an Ultimate Frisbee field.”
Haven’t you seen righteous hippies at a co-op defend their pet brand of coffee beans as the fairest of Fair Trade?
wow, you can actually tell that some black guy who has no white friends wrote this… myself and many other white people i know get pumped up for football games not just futbol(soccer) matches. and another thing, no hippies play anything on grass because it would damage the earth, god i hate those assholes
This one may be true for real…
I’m black and I cant throw a frisbee for SHIT!!!
Or play hacky sack…
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/10/20/top-ten-greatest-college-roommates/
You’re gay.
i think it is important to note that frisbee golf is also called disk golf and other than being a cheap date for people who like being outside, it is also a great excuse for white people to get really stoned.
WKOWP
Chris Lander is white, not black. You could have looked that up.
Hey, I take back everything I said about frisbee. Anyone up for some frisbee?
a. it’s disc golf.
b. http://www.pdga.com
yep!
Actually there are a lot of black disc golfers that I know. Silly closed minded white people.
The frisbee truly rocks. I say we use it to promote world peace.
I can’t believe how white I am, I totally blame the Guardian for this.
“It can be jarring to see people who look like they should be playing acoustic guitars yelling at each other about whether or not Blake stepped out of bounds. ”
Blake, haha.
You bring the weed. I have the disc.
Bug difference between Disc golf and ultimate frisbee. Make sure that you know that they are two different games.
If you are a Connecticut white person, then this is much higher on your list. More like #3 or #4…
Buckeroo, my boy, please do the following: feel around on the wall on either side of the door (look for the sliver of light under it to locate it) for a light switch. Or, reach up and feel around for a string dangling down. If a switch, flip it up. If a string, pull it down. Once the light is on, take off mommy’s or the wifey’s garments and hang them back up. Now put your Wranglers and Budweiser t-shirt back on, open the door and walk (do not mince or prance as that is unnecessarily OTT) out of the friggin’ closet, ok, honey? It’s ok. You won’t immediately need to run across the street to Big Jim’s house and drop to your knees as you do almost every night in your dreams.
I love Hacky Sack, group juggling and Frisbee, you can play wall sack if you don’t have a group of people and it takes a lot of talent to play free style Frisbee.
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Well, ill agree this does fit in “Stuff white people like” but i will disagree with the simplicity and how boring it is. Ultimate is, well ultiamte. Check out youtube. Like all sports there are boring parts, but most of the time its fast paced in your face action that’ll get you up and screaming as would any other sport :).
ed never showed up with the weed, so I hate frisbee again.
I meant that it’s formal name isn’t frisbee golf, it’s Disc golf.
I know that ultimate is a different game, I don’t live in a hole.
Hey man, fuck you, lol that’s fucked up, me and my buddy Jake are the only white guys on our Ultimate Frisbee team.
Ever heard of Kan Jam?
O/T but anyone who thinks soccer is less tough than “football” has never played soccer..
I think more Indian and Asian play Ultimate in my school… which makes it all the more white.
Now in spirit of whiteness, I will support a local indie band:
As an avid ultimate player, I will say I am embarrassed by the name. Numerous attempts to come up with a better name to replace “ULTIMATE” have been fruitless. (Flatball, anyone?) But that shouldn’t detract from the fact that it’s a lot of fun. If you like, you can find people who defend bowling and RC racing as sports. Synchronized swimming is in the Olympics.
What was my point? Oh yeah… Ultimate: the great sport with the terrible name.
You’re sexy. I want you.
And you have never played football.
easy.. Frizball.. been calling it that for years. Also, when u score, it’s a Frizdown.
Oooh, how right you are!
For some reason, when male soccer players reach 18, every game become a World Cup final. They start getting really chippy with fights breaking out every game. The game becomes “How can we disable all the good players, without getting caught, so we can score?” 🙂
Yes… Ultimate is a White sport. It really isn’t boring, when you actually know how to play. I love it, but, watching a newb play is almost as annoying as people constantly make cracks about it…. actually… I make cracks about it. Sport of Nerds FTW!
I have played soccer. It is fun and requires stamina, speed, etc… but make no mistake – pro soccer players are pussies. Other than running around in circles their main role is to fall over a cry like girls whenever someone breaths on them, in the hopes of drawing a foul. Comparing the toughness of a soccer player to an NFL player is like comparing Ultimate Frisbee with Ultimate Fighting.
All that said, Ultimate is actually quite an athletic thing for whites and asians to do. lots of running around while chasing that beach toy. certainly not badass, but not easy
No pertinent information, huh?
Didn’t even look or you would have found lots of info.
Check it out sometime.
Usaine Bolt Played Ultimate
Hilarious. This is true! I never understood fascination with ultimate frisbee (I’m not white).
That explains why someone donated 1001 frisbees to us! gotta luv that 🙂
See the videos on http://Disc-Ace.com. That may clarify.
No one disputes that disc golfers make very little in comparison to main stream professional sports. It is still very underground (even though its been around for over thirty years now) and not funded in any commercial way, but there are several thousand active members of the PDGA (Professional Disc Golf Association) and hundreds of tournaments held across the nation every month.
Disc Golf has such a bad reputation for being a sport that requires more skill than several more successful “hobbies” turned sports.
You tell them Avery!
Good luck at the Player’s Cup this weekend! Your my pick for the win!
I began playing Ultimate in 1978.
I am still Chicano.
I am still playing Hat-tourneys and the occasional
UPA sanctioned event. Hilarious writings.
This is true, but its also the asians that play this game
is it just me or is avery jenkins submitting to a classic case of scenario #101, being offended?
in watching this game there is also enjoyment and fun. You don’t need to be white colored, racial, elite. The rich and poor are bonded as one playmate inasmuch as playing this game require sportsmanship.
That’s what I’m missing a HEADBAND!!!
hey there… i play on a college ladies team and we have both a black girl and a burmese girl! last year we had a south korean girl… there is at least a little diversity;)
i played an asian girl from oklahoma who was a kick-ass handler too.
one thing to be said about ultimate though:: anyone with dreads is probably amazing at it.
anyone else notice that?
This is like the most accurate description of Ultimate Frisbee I’ve ever heard.
That’s right!
I’m sure this has been said – but it seems you’ve never actually watched an ultimate match – but I’d sure love to run you into the ground and throw that “beach toy” at you at 60mph and see how you feel about it bouncing off your skull a few times.
This “blog entry” falls under White People’s #1 amusing pastime – namely being profoundly wrong about something we obviously don’t know anything about, but being really, really confident in ourselves.
Nice work! Maybe you should apply for work at the RNC or the top echelons of corporate america where this sort of thing seems the norm.
-E
come to think of this:
maybe you shouldn’t get upset at something you perceive as prejudiced when you’ve intentionally visited a site called, “stuffwhitepeoplelike”. i mean, honestly, what did you expect?
The best Ultimate players I ever played against were two black guys who played for the Naval Academy team. I never saw them in tie-dye and they were ferocious athletes.
This blog, and many of the subsequent comments, is some of the most ignorant, lame-ass crap I’ve seen on the web. I want my bandwidth back…
It’s important to note that if a black guy is labeled homophobic, he might as well be a white republican when it comes to ultimate. I was on an ultimate team where a black guy joined, everyone loved him till he started making gay jokes and then everyone lectured him till he quit.
I love Frisbee and continue to wear that same blue “Defenders of the Universe” Weezer shirt.
white people love praising the first two Weezer albums and hating the newer ones
yeah bc all black guys are on the dl duh
you are EXACTLY the douche this author makes fun of.
thanks for clarifying that.
As much as I enjoy the author and know that I am half of these things, I can’t help but point out that the third paragraph about the strategy is just a tad off base. Check Wikipedia.
And to see high quality Ultimate in action http://www.vimeo.com/803947
Have you ever played ultimate? I admit that when I was first told about ultimate I laughed, but eventually I got talked into trying it. Out of all the sports I’ve ever played, ultmiate was the hardest workout I’ve ever had. You DEFINITELY have to be badass to be any good. Laying out for a disk is hardcore. If you don’t end a game with scrapes, bruises, and blood then you didn’t play hard enough.
u all suck
Have you never seen or heard of the sports Rugby or Ice Hockey? White people are not afraid to get physical who is the moron that writes this shit? The most daredevil sports are participated almost exculsively by white people namely any skiing sport, base jumping or ultimate real fighting? You are an idiot.
#101: Being Offended
http://whitewomensuck.blogspot.com/
Sasha, I’m with you all the way if you include rodeo. Buckaroos and horses type rodeo. Let yer buck.
I jusy finished reading the book and was thoroughly amused but was left wondering how “ultimate” could have been omittted? Relieved to see it here! Everyone I went to grad school with played and it was like a cult! An all-whitey cult whereby typically sucky-baby west coasters would gladly run around the snowy prairie chasing a frisbee in sub-arctic temps.
Dude, are you so completely not to understand that the author of SWPL doesn’t mean a single word he writes?
Do you not understand that this is ‘satire’?
Do you not understand that he is making all of this up, just for laughs, and that he doesn’t mean anything he says here?
Wow! Talk about dumb!
Dude, you are a complete idiot…the author doesn’t care about getting his facts straight….this is comedy you idiot!
For gods sake, will all you idiots who take this seriously just go hang your selves? Pullleasse!
If you are black, and you have never played Ultimate Frisbee:
Go here: http://www.DiscAce.com
Buy a Disc
Play Ultimate Frisbee
Then come back here and shout something.
you moron,
do you not understand that this guy is a comedy writer, and that everything he says about anything is just made up stuff to make people laugh?
To take it all serious is completely stupid.
Do you take Seinfield episodes and what they say seriously?
This is no different, genius…
You forgot rugby-golf.
Thanks, Robert. Do you think the rest of us mean a single word we say, and you call us dumb. Robert, Robert, Robert, wake up and die right.
great point
Ummm, this fails to mention Disc Golf…
It is a little less known then the regular run-of-the-mill frisbee sports, but Disc Golf likes to actually claim itself as an actual Sport.
And also white people love it because it is another excuse to complicate a simple game of frisbee by inventing different discs for different ranges and purposes. Much like the real sport; normal Golf.
Disc golf is just an excuse to meander around, semi-aimlessly, a public park and smoke weed. Golf is a played on a “golf course”. The management allows you to rent a little car to drive around in so you can smoke more weed and not be bothered with walking. Adding to this convenience, there is a cart that makes regular trips around the course serving beer to the golfers. For this service and the other services such as, cleaning your shoes, making your lunch, carrying your clubs, kissing your ass, and making it free of cops; they do charge a nominal fee.
The disc golfers have shitty parking lots, semi dead grass, picnicking families that have “reserved the park for their kid’s birthday party”, cops creeping around, random piles of dog shit and noobs that can’t throw straight. Fundamentally, they are very similar, but ultimately played by a majority of people that are white.
This is, after all, just an observation. Not saying I’m absolutely right, but right enough.
And so is your dad
it mentions it. it calls it frisbee golf which i don’t like. I like ultimate way better. it’s cool for couples to play together.
I also personalized my frisbees for my whole team! http://www.inkhead.com/promotional-products-_ca-150-1.html?spnn=frisbee&SearchSubmit=True&q=frisbee&cx=011692962526842249049%3Ak3ngktelanq&cof=FORID%3A11&sa=Search
Amazing
its funny because it is true.
my white friends and i play ultimate every
weekend. they get pissed off and
wear headbands. its pretty hilarious.
Headbands make everything WAY more badass.
Frisbee = pussies
The fact that the “black guys” played for the Naval Academy proves the point of this entry. Do we really want military officers leading our sailors into harms way, whom played “ulitmate frisbee” in college? The pirates of Somalia are trembling in there boats.
loose one
Most people I know of who play disc golf do it under the influence!
I LOVE soccer, I disdain football (I don’t ‘hate’ football, you have to respect before you can ‘hate’). I despise gay people because I think they are perverted and probably pedophilic railling against God). I don’t like negroes as they have a bad smell and aren’t very smart, also they have fat noses, lips, asses and knicky hair.
I don’t like San Francisco, peacoats, coffee or ice cream. I despise democrats, israelis, arabs, any other muslims. I don’t think jews are ‘god’s chosen people’. I think we should nuke Mecca, Medina and Jerusalem. I won’t even tell you what I think of obama, because I don’t want to get arrested.
am I White? You betcha!
Well, the thing is, Ultimate is actually really really similar to football.
So when you say there’s nothing more to explain, you could make the same argument about (American) football: You try to catch the ball in the endzone. Sometimes you knock someone down. Then you start over. Sometimes someone gets a concussion. That’s pretty much all there is to it
“Though a quick look at a field full of Ultimate Frisbee players might lead one to surmise that an ethnic cleansing has taken place.”
Oh my god! So true!
I’m in tears!!!!!
Just what the hell is wrong with ice cream? You’re weird.
Soccer is for pussies.
Your only experience with ultimate must be neighborhood led.
If you’ve ever been to a REAL ultimate tournament, then you’d definitely know that: 1) it is VERY athletic/physically demanding/aggressive, and 2) ethnically diverse.
But the list is funny.
Soccer is for pussies. Short people who hardly ever score a goal. Pussies.
So is frisbee.
Frisbee players are weird, totally freaky.
I have never, ever one seen a brother playing ultimate or Folf. If I did, I would prepare myself for the upcoming apocolypse.
So basically to sum up your comment, you love the cock.
My brother coined the term “Frisbee helmet”. This is nothing more than a bandana tied like a do rag. This is an important piece of Ultimate safety gear.
Then you should join a legue. 🙂
*league
pussy
Regular Frisby is for wussys….. But a Ladies Wet-Tshirt contest while throwing a frisby sounds like a Damn Fine time to me! I wonder if I just invented a new sport…. Drunken Ladies Wet T-Shirt Frisby League…. Man i would watch that…
White people don’t like aggressive sports? What was that game last sunday that over a hundred million people watched?
By the way, soccer is one of, if not the, biggest sport in the world. It’s the biggest sport in Africa, South America, and Europe for sure. A lot of stereotypical, macho, American men say soccer is for pussies…but the truth is that a lot of Americans love soccer. As I read more and more of this list about white people, the more I think this author is a nerdy white kid who knows nothing about his own culture.
Man whoever wrote that last comment obviously doesn’t GET IT. If you don’t see why this blog is so funny and true, you are the “wrong type of white person”. You get it if 90-95% of this blog applies to your life. I think the guy who wrote the comment is maybe a redneck from a small mid western town or a suburban d-bag? Just speculating…
Teach For America (…otherwise known as TFA or white people teaching in low-income urban or rural black/latino communities who are taking a year off from college and beefing up their resume for grad school…) corps memebers play frisbee every week.
At least the corps members in New Orleans do. This particular group calls it Ultimate Frisbee…I guess they call it that to make it sound more exciting when its reall just regular frisbee. I get an email about it almost every week.
For those of you living in New Orleans or just visiting, you can go to the levee (by the riverbend) and watch them play every Sun.
He might be a jealous little black kid wishing he were white.
“Though a quick look at a field full of Ultimate Frisbee players might lead one to surmise that an ethnic cleansing has taken place.”
Haha, that was a good one. Oh, and “Blake”? Nice… I’ve never met a nonwhite Blake! Or Todd, or Chad, for that matter…
…if you haven’t noticed, every now and then there’s a reference to the “wrong kind of white person.” This site is SPECIFICALLY referring to white leftist nerd culture, not white people as a whole.
Want a picture? My friend Ben plays, is black, and is pretty damned serious about it.
#14. “Having Black Friends”
Funny article – but – frollicking around in the grass throwing a half ounce piece of plastic by flicking your wrist? As a white person, here is all I have to say about frisbee:
Gay.
Only possible non-gay use of frisbee: to play it on a college campus during summer with your shirt off in an attempt to attract women. Only useful for a very narrow selection of white males aged 18-22 who have good well-tanned torsos and no sense of shame.
why would anyone ever do that?
True story: on our last day of football practice, the coach let us play ultimate frisbee. Most of us never heard of it and couldn’t throw the thing worth a damn. But one of the worst football players on the team put on a red headband and he was unstoppable. The coach was like “Where was that all season?!”
Yeah! You tell ’em! Show that MISUNDERSTOOD WHITE OUTRAGE!
Then have another Amstel light and a cobb salad, you humorless douche.
yeah did the author not say you know about other peoples cultures? and he was right about being offended too.
stop trying to be proud of being white and going alogn with it ur really offended.
stop trying to be proud and go along with it u got owned on this site its all true.
Blake Griffen – Oklahoma Basketball player – Probable #1 pick in the 09 NBA draft
There are actually a lot of latinos that play disc golf in my area, and they are some of the best players around. I also know a few black guys that play.
Oh, really?
Please people grow up and stop taking yourselves so seriously. If you find this inaccurate or offensive, don’t read it.
yea, funny post.. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
I concur.. extremely athletic, intense – fun! great community – and features the undeniably amazing Spirit of the Game
– playing helped me immensely when i needed help most, something to keep me going..like dancing or being in a band
I get the writer’s simplistic humor… but my love for the sport obligates me to mention that it is much more involved than its made out to be..
look into it, get on the field, and love it! (white or otherwise..)
Best item on the list as far as I’m concerned.
I love Ultimate!
( and this site )
http://www.upa.org
http://www.ultimatepeace.org
How can you pick soccer as a notable aggressive sport that white people like over, say, hockey? or football?
Put to a poll, white people love bloodthirsty sports more than anyone.
How often do you see some drunken black dude screaming spit at a football game? How about drunken white dude?
In what game besides hockey can you look at someone wrong, end up fighting, then get a 2 minute timeout as a penalty?
I rest my case.
Anyway, the main point of this piece is true… gotta love ULTIMATE!!!
Fighting is a 5 minute major. Get with the program, you bitter, little man.
It’s DISC GOLF, not Frisbee Golf. I’m offended.
I’m late to this dance but I laughed so hard reading this. Made the mistake of going to watch my (white) boyfriend play ultimate with his friends, trying all the while to find something enjoyable about it – it was a beautiful day, it should be pleasant to sit outside and watch a game right? I pretended to convince myself I wasn’t bored senseless but… Though there were some amusing moments when the arguing over in or out of bounds would happen. But always in such a way as to suggest that they didn’t really care (when of course they really, REALLY did). And the headbands and the “frisbee helmets” abounded. Oh, and their “Blake” was named Branford 😉
A slanderous article about frisbee written by a freshman girl in my former college’s student newspaper got her a backpack full of doodoo the next week. Now that shit was funny.
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If you are going to hate on Ultimate being a boring sport, you HAVE to hate on basketball. It is the same thing, but with cheating allowed! I understand that the majority of people playing ultimate are white, but your ignorance pisses me off. In ultimate we may argue about being in bounds or whether you got your hand under the disc before it hit the grass, but many other sports are just as redundant, and more retarded. Like i said before, ultimate is like basketball, but in basketball you can foul people to stop the clock a.k.a. cheat. In basketball you run down a 50 ft court to shoot a basket. In ultimate you run down a 120 yd field to score a goal. Plus, in ultimate you get the amazing catches you get in the occasional spectacular football (american) game nearly every time you play ultimate. You either need to watch or try some real ultimate, or stop being ignorant.
Great blog though!
No mention of lacrosse…bastion of white privilege.
WRONG!
did you know that the great football player, Jim Brown, held almost every signifiant record in lacrosse way back in the late 1950s?
Look up Syracuse University and Jim Brown and lacrosse.
BTW, native americans invented the sport, not white folk.
food for thought.
This is funny, because this is exactly the response you would expect from a white person defending ultimate frisbee. See you at the farmer’s market!
Um… Eric, are you okay? I just wanted to make sure you didn’t hurt yourself after that rant. I’m pretty sure the blogger is joking. As with the rest of his entries. Haven’t you picked up on his sarcasm yet? Everyone knows Ultimate rules. A far second is Dodge Ball!
Other Erik. Thanks for rockin’ the farmer’s market. LOL
ultimate isn’t a real sport, it’s a game made up by white kids who couldn’t play real sports in high school. also, a basketball court is actually 94 feet long, not 50 like you said, so thanks for enlightening all of us how ignorant we are.
while all of this is true, the provenance of a sport in this context is immaterial. take, for example, basketball. while it was first conceived by a white doctor and played by white men, i don’t think anyone would argue it is a white sport today. if anything, it is probably considered a black sport by some, given the growing chasm in racial representation for white and blacks on the professional or division 1 level. it is fallacious, therefore, to say that lacrosse is not the bastion of white privilege, which it really is (given the socio-demographic status of the regions it is most popular in), on the basis of who played the sport 400 years ago. and yes, jim brown is arguably one of the best lacrosse players in the history of the sport, however he was really an anomaly, just as kyle harrison, johnny christmas, and the bratton brothers are today. look at any college or professional lacrosse team and you won’t find more that two black players on any roster
Bummer that you never learned to throw a frisbee straight. I can see why you are hostile. Basketball players don’t need talent if they are tall enough (Shaq). I don’t mean to say that b-ball doesn’t have any talent, it just isn’t as important as it is in other sports.
Damn, gotta go to martial arts.
ultimate frisbee is totally a white persons sport…im white and i hate it, i prefer disc golf. Less running and you can drink beer the whole time (organic micro-brewed beer(nah f that, natty)). but it would be hard to get drunk and run around the whole time, that would be such a buzz kill. also i have never seen any other race playing disc golf other than the occasional super tan white dude who cant keep their shirt on. that should be something else white people like, dudes with no shirts
I love Ultimate, but this piece is hilarious.
Hey, I know a lot of Ultimate players come by this site looking for Ultimate stuff so I just thought I’d let yall know that http://www.DiscAce.com is selling Ultra-Star Glows for $6.
It’s the best deal I’ve found.
At this very moment I am walking my dog, making this comment on my iPhone, and observing a match of frisbee between an excellent group of white people. Even better: there is also one Indian, an Asian and a woman amongst the otherwise group of white frisbee playing males. Am I in white person heaven right now?
I once joined an ultimate Frisbee league strictly for the pleasure of kicking the crap out of hippies. Cleats were required in the league so I got some sharp baseball cleats and would intentionally slip on their feet and shins and stuff. But since it was a league full of hippies there were no penalties and all it took was an “oh sorry man, my bad,” and I would get away with whatever I did. So much fun.
This website is great…
Here’s another hilarious website you should take a look at: http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
So this made you feel like a man, huh? Oh you big manly man you. I take martial arts so I can turn right-wingnut jocks into gimpy little dipshits.
Just saw another hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like on freedomhaters.org.
This time they add to the list, muskets and the Boston Tea Party.
I highly recommend checking it out here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/another-freedom-haters-salute-stuff-white-people
Did you grow up without a father?
Hilarious…
My brother in law is white, from the whitest of white towns (Calgary) and is an ultimate player… he also likes to geocache. Surely there’s an entry on this blog for geocaching?
Anyways. I figure there isn’t a site for stuffblackpeople like, asianpeoplelike or arabpeoplelike due to lack of content… can someone prove me wrong?
Stuff black people like, asian people like, and arab people like would all be racist. Making fun of white people just seems to be more acceptable.
umm… some of the greatest ultimate players, and even freestyle players are black. I was kind of shocker reading this… I someone wrote an article on “what black people like to do” and talked about joining gangs and raping each other (haha, stuck a joke in there, watch you complain at racism hypocrite!) there would be outrage… segregation is still here, and you’re living proof.
Haha, we used to play frisbee every friday! Ya know, if you want to check out some sweeeet man made diamonds that I found out about recently, go to http://www.culturedlabdiamonds.com.
Thank you for explaining this. I have never understood why Frisbee is so popular but every spring and summer there are white people in the park excited as hell to throw that thing around. Now if you can explain why White people are in the park with bathing suits on that would help too.
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weeee.. chock on a frisbee {your safety word for cock} and DIE! 12 inch wishing son of a whore! Go fucking rob someone and get caught.. YOUR SITE FUCKING BLOWS!
wow, first of all sooo true. im white, play ultimate on my high school team, and yep we are all white, go to tournaments and get angry about fouls!! and one of my best friends sky surfs!!!
so wow, good job
Holly shit, i think Katie thinks this one was a foul…..must play ultimate ;>
Katie on June 4, 2009 at 5:04 pm
weeee.. chock on a frisbee {your safety word for cock} and DIE! 12 inch wishing son of a whore! Go fucking rob someone and get caught.. YOUR SITE FUCKING BLOWS!
ultimate frisbee ftw!
it’s true!
they also like to talk about bands who were good when they were underground; but now that the band sold out/got funding from a label, they suck!
@ katie : LOL you dumb b1tch.
This is hilarious.
Wow that is very accurate. I actually play Frisbee with a guy named Blake. One thing you forgot is that Frisbee players wear bandannas along with headbands.
I posted earlier that my brother calls bandannas frisbee helmets.
I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE, who only WASTE their money on things like frisbee sports accessories.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
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Guilty and guilty. I’m white I play Ultimate every Sunday afternoon for at least 3 hours (best workout I get all week). And my roommate and I used to play disc golf every other day after work (completely free entertainment).
You should add dollar theaters to the list. Us white people love dollar theaters (up there with film festivals and Netflix).
And by the way, other white people shouldn’t take this site as a racist site, it’s just good clean fun. Christian Lander would probably laugh about black people and fried chicken.
Freedomhaters.org has another really hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like.
Their entrees include, Madame Curie, Blackface, and The Music of Easter Island. I highly recommend checking it out here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
They need to post an article about how white people take internet joking too seriously.
the full article that someone sent to you
hahaha I love ultimate frisbee!!!!!!
God I hate (c)ultimate frisbee.
For those saying black people don’t play ultimate frisbee how do you explain this: http://discace.com/ultimate_disc/ultimate_disc_frisbees.html
Haha!
White people certainly do not like Nickelback, and Abraham Lincoln calls them out on it…
http://lincolnsaysuncool.wordpress.com/2009/07/24/lincoln-says-uncool-nickelback/
I recently moved from Amarillo, Texas where I played frisbee with a very diverse group of people…usually whites are the minority. I now live in Fort Collins, CO where it is almost a strictly whites only game…the level of play may be higher but the opportunities for making fun of black people with awful form has significantly decreased…
I love Ultimate Frisbee, it’s just the game for me – uncomplicated and gives me a little bit of exercise. Since it’s people within my small community, there’s zero ethnic diversity. I would imagine that Ultimate would be very boring to watch, but it can definitely be fun if you’re playing with a group of friends.
(For the record, I do not approve of Frisbee Golf. One of the most mind-numbingly boring games ever invented by white people.)
In the Army we call it disk and play it b/c touch football end up being 2 hand palm strike. I really dislike this website, always tryin 2 make whites look wimpy. Would like to box the author.
Ha ha ha ha ha, of course the army guy wants to beat up someone. Don’t be an idiot this is just a funny website. Why can’t you just read it and laugh at yourself, i do. This website is great and for a large majority true.
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Now that explains the UFO sightings mostly seen by white people, usually out in the woods or them hills. White folk claim to either seen Elvis, heard “god” talk to them or saw a UFO (quick, take a picture, it’ll last longer). +
i play ultimate…i like it, and im white…but actually, in the whole league, about 75% of the people are asian. :S
this is complete shenanigans. i love ultimate frisbee. and i’m NOT white
Not only do I know a ton of white people that play I also know a pile of non-whites that use this as a great chance to hang out with their white friends. It also lets everyone be the QB so no one person is the boss!
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I know this is just goofing on white people which i think is funny, but don’t knock ultimate as a sport.
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Made this cartoon a few months back:
Croquet is making a comeback as well in the white community.
And check out my other stuff if you like it:
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Funny!
Ultiamte! Woo!
Just read another riotous parody of Stuff White People Like at FreedomHaters.org.
Their SWL entries include: Sickle Cell Anemia, A Thesaurus, and the IFC sketch group The Whitest Kids U Know. Had me in stitches!
I recommend checking it here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/once-again-yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
I always knew you were a space cadet, now I have proof you loonie tune. +
Ultimate is also great if you like guys with beards who want to be super laid back but harbour a deep sense of over-competitiveness that they can unleash on a dried out soccer field!
Chas
http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com
hahah woah, i know the guy in this picture (one throwing the frisbee).
Hey ultimate fans, http://www.DiscAce.com is having a huge sale on all their ultimate accessories items. Just thought yall might like to know.
I play ultimate for a college team and yeah, there are way more white people then black people, but probably the same amount of asians as whites. however, there are people out there who can take it serious and at the same time be extremely athletic and excel there team. at the same time, all the athletic black people are playing popular sports like basketball, football and baseball and will never appreciate ultimate, and fairly so. If more black people played ultimate i think they would have a better respect for the sport and the demands of it. It is a non-contact sport in nature when compared to football, but still has more contact then most sports. in fact, in my experience, the best ultimate players are ex football players and its probably because they are used to contact with the ground and laying out. ultimate is also very demanding on the legs, and in many ways is like playing corner back on a football team. your constantly guarding your man in man-to-man defense unless your running zone. at the end of the day, ultimate is about beating your man and being a great athlete in great shape. the skills of the games require your a great athlete otherwise your just another pawn like you would be in any other sport.
for the most part, the whole stereotype of hippie players and unathletic nerds who can’t cut it in high school sports come out and try to make a team, and for the most part don’t make the team, are true. from a sports standpoint its embarrassing and your first look at a college ultimate tournament would be a bunch of white people and a lot of unathletic players. usually these are bad teams and probably a local tournament that allowed these bad teams to play. the sport is demanding but there isnt close to as many players wanting to play as others. the lack of demand from recruits is why most respectable college teams will allow these new people to play on their b or split teams which are at most tournaments. its unfortunate but i think the stereotypes like these hurt the recruitment of new players more so then help a sport I feel is very demanding.
at the same time, most college teams are actually club teams, and not really recognized by the school. the social aspect of the sport is whats really attractive and it gives some people who didn’t have the chance to make friends elsewhere come out and have a rewarding experience.
that’s just my thoughts. i’d love to see more black people out there repping it. we have one on our team and he’s great.
and I’m really not trying to sound like a preacher for the sport, I honestly understand what your take on it is and why that is. but for fun, i invite you to take a look at what ultimate is like at the highest level, and what most organized teams, college or club, strive to be like:
I’d love to see you come out for one practice and cut it. Like you said its not hard.
I have played Ultimate for over 8 years and had the opportunity to play with several very good black and other non-white players, but then again, that was in Canada. It’s also not at all more boring than any other sport when played by skilled people (try watching a basketball games where no one can dribble and tell me how awesome it is to watch!)
This list clearly applies to a specific category of white people, ie: non-redneck middle class coastal Americans…., so I suspect the writer of being either an unusually litterate redneck or an opportunist who is exactly like the people he describes, so basically trying to make a profit out of describing what he knows best, namely himself. 🙂
Ultimate rules.
if ur the pj i know from boulder, you suck at sex. just fyi.
ultimate frisbee guys are terrible in bed
I’m actually really good in bed, and I play ultimate… so what now?
Yep, definitely never heard of ultimate frisbee in my life till I went to my nearly all white college.
Your name is Cal, which automatically makes you a douche and probably white. Also you had to come out of no where to prove you are good in bed, which means you probably aren’t.
Jules, you’re right….if ‘bad’ means making me scream and my legs feel like I can’t support my own body weight.
Hey, I know all of people stopping at this site are actually big ultimate players and just wanted to shout out about Ultra-Stars you can get for $5.99. Freakin sweet! http://www.DiscAce.com
Hmm I dont know where you are getting your information about frisbee because where I come from more than half the players are non-white. Sure some less than athletic people are allowed to play, but the game is dominated by the top athletes in the area. Ultimate is what many of us refer to as the “cross-over” sport. It is popular to play alongside a normally popular sport such as soccer, football, or basketball. In general most cross country or track players will also be on Ultimate teams. There are also huge numbers of basketball players and football players that just want to have a good time. The people that arent very athletic that try to play usually only stay for an hour and then leave because they cant compete with the other people and get annoyed by it. I seriously dont know where you come from, but you have only seen some really shoddy Ultimate.
dude chill out it’s a joke.
actually i bet the author either plays ultimate or is friends with people who do. it’s a joke article and it’s pretty funny. i love the sport but you have to laugh at the stereotypes. and who cares about the diversity? even bringing it up or saying something like “we have one on our team and he’s great” is worse than just ignoring it and not caring. you just singled out a kid because he’s black. way to go.
first of all, how many ultimate guys have you slept with? and secondly, why did you need to bring that here? did the guy dump you and make you sad… 😦 awww.
no, i actually dumped his ass for having such low stamina. i guess ultimate guys are NO MATCH for long distance runners.
hmmmm, maybe if you were a chick, Id be more sympathetic to your “offer”
at my school, the guys varsity ultimate team (we have three teams for both guys and girls ultimate) is taller than the guys varsity basketball team. just a fun fact, this site is hilarious.
“more than half the players are non-white.” by that he probably means Greek, Italian, Russian and other white people that regular American white people don’t consider to be white. I’ve only ever seen white people play Ultimate Crapsbee, it’s lame, it’s not a sport, and hippies smell even worse after playing it.
did you think of that pun all by yourself?
this website singles out black people from white people which puts my comment in context. I embrace the diversity.
I can’t believe such a whipsmart website attracts so many ‘tards. Do you have any idea what irony is? Even a slight notion of it would have prevented you from sharing your “insights” in a public forum.
fuck you, you stupid piece of shit. Go fuck yourself. The entire list is wrong. Get away from the computer for a minute and be human. Get a LIFE
no, this website doesn’t do that. it singles out a white attitude from a non-white attitude.
In my rainbow sanctuary state, we have a ‘frisbee golf course’ down the street from my house. While I’m playing in the park with my kids, I see grown ups gear up for this “sport”. They carry around a special frisbee golf bag or backpack, with a bunch of back up frisbee’s, and bottled water. They all dress alike, as if its a special kind of clothes for this particular “sport”. I find it kinda ironic that libtards will invent stupid sports, organization, and orientations, in an effort to be ‘special’.
Apparently White People also like to lie in the grass in parks. As evidence, I give you these two Facebook photos and accompanying captions:
While I was in San Francisco I specifically saw signs that said, “No Frisbee Games Allowed on the Grass.” or something like that. Ahhh!! That’s like saying no more iPods in your pockets
Big fan, love this site!
Another great site to check out is http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
White people DO get fired about about American football – ever been to an SEC game? Of course it’s also cool to get fired about about football (soccer) except for the rioting, hooligan thing. Ultimate can be an pretty tough game, and it’s not restricted to our hippy-ish friends, either – most of my games have been played by former high school athletes (at a minimum and college athletes in many cases), incredibly intense, athletic (it’s true!), and most importantly, integrated contest.
White people love ultimate but they’re not all… http://www.DiscAce.com would support that, check out the headband page…
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I’d also suggest taking a look at http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
I would have loved for this writer to hang with our Ultimate club for a couple of years. A 10 month season, with the 2-3 days of practice per week, off day running drills, 15-20 weekends per year competeing in tournaments throughout the Mid-Atlantic and Northeast.
When I stopped playing tournament level Ultimate in 1999, I hadn’t played a game of ‘casual’ Ultimate in over 15 years.
I loved every minute of it, and would do it all again if I could only find where I left those “25 year old’ legs.
Frisbee!! YEAH!!!
Frisbee players are the strongest, fastest, toughest athletes in the world. We are faster than Usain Bolt, more agile than Pele, and can throw more accurately than Michael Jordan.
Our field is 300 yards long and half a mile wide with landmines hidden in the end zones. Our games last for three days straight and we run at 30 mph at all times. There are no substitutions allowed and play is only stopped if a player dies.
Once we walked into the Rose Bowl during a UCLA match, beat up the other team, then defeated the Bruins at their own game 35-0. After the game, while they were panting and exhausted, we marched directly to the Staples Center where we beat the LA Lakers 110-92. The only reason they scored as much as they did was because we refused to commit any fouls. Kobe started crying because all of us had a better 3-point percentages than him. Then we all ran a marathon, uphill, before calling it a night.
So anyone who plays any other sport should hide and weep because they are nothing compared to the MIGHTY MIGHTY WHITE FRISBEE PLAYERS OF AMERICA!!
USA! USA! USA!!!
Hahaha! But the funny thing is that, in Vancouver, Canada at least, it’s the white people who are token on any ultimate team. Most ultimate players are asian, particularly from China or from Hong Kong, and it’s hard convincing white people to give up their American football and rugby in favour of Ultimate. This holds true for our provincial level-teams too.
Who are you refering to sweetlips? Just saying something stupid with attaching it with the reply button just makes you look even more stupid than your attempt at dialogue.
I never understood this one.
This site is killer diller.
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
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Some day you might have a clue as to what Ultimate is really all about. Until then, your writing (about how you interpret Ultimate) is nothing but drivel.
Ok, first off in the interest of full disclosure, I definitely fit the stereotype as a white college educated ultimate player (I’m in grad school and still love playing a the club level). Honestly a lot of the things listed on this site I love to do, so I guess I’m pretty freaking white.
I’ve had a lot of fun reading through a lot of these stereotypes cuz they are pretty funny. What bothers me is all the hate for ultimate not only in the main article but a bunch of the comments.
I’ll be the first to admit that ultimate as of yet hasn’t attracted the elite caliber of athletes that can be found in basketball/soccer/football. I’m not saying there aren’t some stellar athletes who do play, but we don’t have Randy Moss/Terrell Owens caliber yet and I don’t think any sane ultimate player would try to argue that. Despite not having that level of play yet, does that exclude it from being a sport?
Food for thought: if you go play basketball with your friends is it really a sport if you don’t have Dwayne Wade, Kobe Bryant, etc. playing it with you? Would that mean only the basketball played by the pros could be called a sport and all substandard forms of it are just games?
What bothers me is how ultimate is still viewed as a hippie/stoner “game”. Yeah, it definitely has some roots in that community and a few of those types still play, but it has evolved way beyond that.
Lets compare it to basketball for a sec. Basketball humble origins date back to 1891. When it was first played soccer balls were used as the basketball and freaking peach baskets were used as the baskets (they had to manually remove the ball after each completed shot). From there its slowly evolved until it really grew in popularity and legitimacy in the 1940s to 50s.
In comparison ultimate was first cobbled together in 1968 in a parking lot in New Jersey, from there it only really got well organized in the early 80s. That’s only 4 decades of development and growth. In a lot of ways, ultimate is still in its infancy. Only now are high schools slowly adopting it as a Varsity sport. I can guarantee you that ultimate is only going to grow.
Thats why articles like this, even as satire, only further the stereotype. If you’re confident that ultimate is just a retarded hippie game that you could kick ass at, then please by all means come out and contribute to the growth. I do think you will be surprised at the level of competition.
If you want a good look at ultimate (our media coverage is still in its infancy too):
Oh man, I can’t believe it took until 110 for this to show up. I suppose that many subspecies of white people exist, but in my particular region (the Pacific Northwest) this would have been in the top 10. There’s nothing more majestic than watching two dozen white people file out their dorm rooms (each of which is equipped with a Bob Marley poster, a Che Guevera poster, and a pyramid built of empty plastic vodka bottles) to play some ultimate on the main quad of their expensive private liberal arts college.
As to why ultimate is so boring: 90% of all participants are at least 90% stoned.
If your theory holds true, I don’t see a problem with 90% of the participants being stoned when 100% of the participants will school you at this sport. Go play the violin – maybe that discipline is a little more majestic for you.
white people also like to play disc golf drunk with cheap domestic beer in their free time.
haha yuppp around where i’m from we all get stoned and play disc golf. the courses are usually quite nice for a short secluded break in the trees…
really though. it’s great. you can even just suck completely and … well, no one really caresss. it’s just a good time.
Oh my god, just this past summer my brother, father and I set about juggling between the three of us. Also tried with a buddy of mine for well over an hour.
If you think that ultimate is boring to watch and uncomplicated, you’ve probably never seen/played real high level ultimate. College teams, and even high-level high school teams, put a lot of strategy into both offense and defense. As for boring, I’m sure that ultimate played by people who aren’t serious about it is boring, but good ultimate is anything ut.
Actually, Ultimate requires nothing more than one disc for an entire group of people, usually between 5-8 dollars. This is one reason that Ultimate is increasingly popular in developing countries.
Expensive private liberal arts college/ cheap state university (i.e. University of Montana) lol everything else was spot-on! haha
Ultimate Frisbee is the shit. (period!)
Didn’t read the other comments but noticed a grammatical error in the final paragraph;
” In any case, if a white person talks to you a sport that you’ve never heard of, do not be afraid to ask some questions. ”
it should be;
” In any case, if a white person talks to you about a sport that you’ve never heard of, do not be afraid to ask some questions. ”
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People who are commenting that this is a real sport are idiots. The fact that you think it’s a real sport makes this article that much funnier.
It’s not a sport! It’s a faggot college activity!
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Baseball isn’t a sport. Discuss.
matt you’re obviously one of the most ignorant people i know of that i’m ashamed you actually were born and not smothered IMMEDIATELY!! If you ever actually spent the time to know something before you went off making assumptions that just make you look like a jackass you’d realize ultimate frisbee is a sport. The definition of a sport is “an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature”. i am willing to bet that you’re immensely obese and couldn’t play against frisbee players no matter how hard you tried…im sorry you’ve been misinformed some where but try learning about a topic before you talk about it…you arrogant asshole
Why isn’t it a sport? Because its stereotyped as not a sport? People’s opinions do not matter in determining whether something is a sport or not. If it fulfills the definition of a sport, then its a god-damn sport, whether you think so or not. Fact is, many people that play ultimate are incredibly atheletic people. I’ve actually met a guy that was recruited to play b-ball at Duke, quit that then did D1 crew there, and then quit that to play ultimate, which he’s been playing for years now. 5 kids on my team played varsity b-ball and 3 varsity football at their high schools (2 of which were all-american). I’m completely certain that you suck at sports and you probably would look like an idiot playing any sport, ultimate or anything else. If you disagree with me that ultimate is a sport, then just watch videos of the sport at its highest level (maybe a men’sclub nationals video) or maybe try playing it yourself. I’m sure you’d get burned all over the field in any attempt you made to play ultimate but your fat-ass sould still try it. If you like it, you’ll agree its a sport; if you get destroyed by everyone else playing, you’ll agree it takes some skill; tse are the only two options, you won’t do well playing your irst time ith experienced ultimate players because it takes SKILL. Go try throwing a frisbee and see how far you can throw it and how mny different ways you can throw it. Goo ultimate players can throw it 70 yds and throw the disk many different ways. You’ll be able to do none of these.
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defensive much? like really, on stuffwhitepeoplelike.com? what’s a “goo ultimate player”? is that another game you stoners made up?
You are like the people who think Steven Colbert is really a republican. haha dumbass.
Ultimate frisbee is not a real sport dude. Kids that play this game are the kids that suck at real sports. i.e., hippies, nerds, and kids that run track(another “sport” for lame athletes)..the fact is if you don’t realize this then you most definitely fall into one of those categories
ORLY? Just because you lack the wrist articulation to toss a disc doesn’t mean you should put forth invalid arguments. Don’t be a moron.
Track is definitely a real sport. I don’t understand how you can contest that….
Bit i like ultimate… nothing wrong with being bad at football. just because you dont enjoy other sports and or are bad at them henceforth not enjoy them doesnt mean you should bash people that like that other sport. its popular for a reason and ik plenty of all races that enjoy ultimate
So you’re saying track which is the base of almost every sport is not actually a sport in itself? An interesting thought… I wonder what basketball and football would be like without running?
As a white person, I have to say I love this blog. In regards to frisbee sports though, I fucking hate ultimate frisbee, mostly because, as stated, people take that shit way too seriously. However, I love disc (frisbee) golf. Not only is it a cheap date or whatever, but you can totally smoke weed out on the course, which I’m told is something else white people like, so it’s win-win!
Maturity consists in having rediscovered the seriousness one had as a child at play.
-F. Nietzsche, “Beyond Good and Evil”
I play Ultimate, along with other sports. This article is intended as a joke. I play recreational and competitive, so I know the sport. Ultimate players, it’s a joke, move on. I thought this was funny. Ultimate is meant to be fun. It’s relaxing, and casual, which is where you will see “hippies”. However, when the sport gets competitive, that’s where I see amazing athletes. And to say Ultimate doesn’t require stamina, speed, and strength is lying. Ultimate is as much as a sport as basketball. People get hurt. So how about anyone who bashes on this sport go look up some videos of professionals on youtube.. you’ll be surprised. And to mike, you’re a dumbass. To say track isn’t a sport is saying Usain Bolt isn’t an athlete. I would bet on my life that Usain Bolt is more of an athlete than you, and “if you don’t realize this” then you can go tell all of your friends that you’re a better athlete than Usain Bolt, and then tell me what they say. Ultimate and Track are as much of sports as any other sport: basketball, baseball, nascar (yes, apparently its a “sport”), etc.
he obviously meant “good ultimate players”
Ultimate is boring to watch but it sure as hell isn’t boring to play if you’re good.
Its definitely a white people sport though,i’ve played with a lot of different… ethnicities and i’ve discovered that
White people can do everything when there aren’t black people there
White people can only throw but they can’t catch or block anything when black people are in the vicinity because they’re too scared to jump/go for a block when the black kids next to them.
&black people generally can’t throw very well.
Guys I love ultimate but i’m not white. We love this sport. Especially at the beach we kinda get having fun with this game. It drives us laughing and getting the hang of it just for fun.
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This is totally a multi-racial sport. I think there is currently a majority of white people playing it due to a natural progression of the knowledge of the sport. White people invented it and all their white friends played it and then all their white friends played it. But I think as more black people, and brown and everyone else plays the sport the more mixed this sport will become. It’s just an awesome sport and it’s so easy to pick up and get the hang of. Check out http://www.DiscAce.com to get started and USAUltimate.org for leagues and stuff.
I don’t understand people who don’t get this site. It’s not racist, it’s just a freaking joke. Lighten up.
The author isn’t saying that all white people are this way or that way, the site is just making fun of a stereotype.
Specifically, a stereotype of white-liberals from the Pacific Northwest. Seriously. I live in Portland and this blog virtually describes every person in the town. I’m assuming if you live in Macon, GA and you are white, that this site may confuse you a bit.
Just relax. It’s humor.
White people who don’t “get” this site and complain about it are ones who meet the criteria for 100+ of the entries on this blog.
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hahahaha…I was just explaining to my aunt how fucking white ultimate frisbee is…XD thank you for this!
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Another good one:
yo… that disc golf is legit. don’t knock it until you try it son… can’t we all just get along 🙂
Frisbee is dangerous. I play frisbee with my dog. That’s about it. And I’m white.
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I almost pissed my pants laughing at this one. Well done sir! Ultimate Frisbee reminds me of how much high school gym class sucked (#83 Bad Memories of High School.) Also, Frisbee Golf (Disc Golf for those of us who like to keep it professional) is so great because you can spend like 18 human dollars on a frisbee and then throw it into the woods and never find it again (unless you write your phone number on the back of it.) The lucky person who finds your frisbee totally wants to drive 27 miles to meet up with you at a Denny’s parking lot. Additional notes: frisbee golf etiquette does exist. P.S. I witnessed the white end of the universe – old hippies playing hackey sack on the frisbee golf course while passing a joint around. Cheers.
Ultimate Crapsbee Yesssssssssssssssss!! Holy crapsbee I can’t stop laughing at that word for some reason 🙂
how about stuff black people like: basketball. a bunch of black people standing around a ball yelling about how much of a “bitch ass nigga” the other black people are. (important to note that no actual sport is being played, just show boating and arguing about which black person is more “baller”)
I can’t believe it! This was posted TWO YEARS ago and no white person has made this correction: it’s called DISC golf. What is wrong with this world when I, a WKOWP have to point this out?
oh wow, I just noticed when I said two years ago that it was LITERALLY two years ago, to the day. also I noticed my post was # 666 \m/
Still living in the sixties? A lot of Africans play Ultimate, the greatest sport on earth!
http://sites.google.com/site/mozultimate/pictures/600_AMoz_ultimate_14_2_2010_Stef%20%285%29.JPG?attredirects=0
Liar. The wrong kind of white people a) don’t know this site exists b) think its racist. Plus, here you are correcting ignorance. You are undeniably a white person.
wow. clearly you’ve never given ultimate a chance. try checking out usaultimate.org then you can hate and say it’s not for real athletes. we train all year, we have varsity status in high schools, we have national and world championships. this sport is just as physically demanding as any other, and more so than many. stop by a practice and we’ll see how long you last. clearly you have no idea about the depth of the strategic side of the sport either. there are endless offensive and defensive sets, just like in basketball and football, ranging from man to zone to isolation to hybrid – just to name a few. but what’s most important and special about ultimate is its community. the people who play this sport play for years and years and they are drawn in by the accepting community that truly loves the game – that’s something no one can take away from us.
so, help yourself out and get informed before you write stuff like this.
frisbee golf is mentioned at the end of this reading. but it states that you only play this game to get outside. i disagree. this is a game that you play with a whole bunch of beer.
I totally agree with you. I play Ultimate Frisbee and it is awesome! 🙂 And I think it is the most demanding sport I play. It is a good way of getting to know people really well. But I love it and it is crazy awesome.
I think this site is just meant to be funny…
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and must admit it’s just as funny!!!
i’m fine with what most of what you said, except that ultimate is boring to watch. have a look at this
White people, well all people, also enjoy http://www.NakedHipster.com. Mainly because the girls are hot and don’t have clothes on. Usually those two things go well together. You know, the hotness and the nakedness.
For those of you who are any given race and already play ultimate check out http://DiscAce.com for discs, rules, a black guy in an ultimate headband, a white guy jumping for a disc and videos and stuff. You’d probably like it.
Lol..love this site.Im mixed (black/white) and commonly referred to by my circle of caucasian as “The whitest black guy i know) However i must say i have considerably more rhythm and street cred than carlton from fresh prince but anyway i recently commited a near cardinal sin among my pale face friends when i snubbed thier proposed saturday afternoon session of frisbee golf.
The black in me still demands a good game of basketball i guess.I’m sure ive rebounded from this though by recently orchestrating a boys night out to a new irish “pub” here in town and throwing down for the first round of jameson..lol
This was actually really informative
funny how the words “white person” get thrown around. If anyone had said “Black guy” there would have been an internet riot.
Yea most people like stupid ass sports. im white i like basketball, i like football, but they call me a wigger
white people my bad
I don’t know much about ultimate frisbee except I played it once on a p-day on my mission. it was fun.
The only people who dislike ultimate are the people who cant play it. The game is boring to you because its a little over your heads…
you only take this sport seriously because you were never good at any other sport in your life
plus …it is not a legitimate sport
Polo is more ultimate than ultimate
I am an ultimate frisbee playing asian with an acoustic guitar play white boyfriend that hates frisbee and I still find this funny.
If you have every thrown an Ultimate frisbee disc you would know they fly pretty far and straight. Its just like a football pass but without a man trying to grab your testicles and ass at the same time to throw you onto the ground to hump you then dance over your raped body because his team just gave up a 40 yard pass that just fell short of the end zone.
I love how colored races say “no-homo” to gay things to make it alright to do gay things. Hanging out with guy who say that phrase constantly makes you really think they that are just trying to make you think that they are “no-homo” even though they are really a “yes-homo”
WOW Reallly get a life you idiot loser. Ultimate is an incredible and very athletic sport and if you can’t get your narrow small mind around that we who love disc sports of all kinds don’t really care, however, if you want to broaden your narrow little mind there are numerous sites regarding disc sports. Get informed you racist little slug.
YOU are the loser! LMAO at all you field fairies prancing around with your frisbees. I literally wish a cement truck would run through your little game, you sad pathetic sack of crap. I bet some of you ran x-country or played soccer in HS. hate to break it to you, but you are such absolute dorks it is unbelievable lol. go kill yourself.
there are actually some pretty good athletes that play this at a high level, don’t be shallow.
No there is not, every year I get forced to tolerate and sometimes help those pale skinned little fags who run around pretending that their “in with it”, and “stoked”, even more embarassing is the parties they have afterward, think The Doors but without any weed, i.e shit, ” ’cause we’re cool, but you could get busted for weed man and i had this cousin who knew this guy who’s like a schizo now man, you should try this herbal stuff though man, its erlaborated from the blue aguave”, no shit hoss, thats called tequila you fucken overeducated hemp wearing vegan scum
Really, football is a nice and fun game for kids and youth.
Fun. Definitely like the headband comment. I’ve heard bandanas called “ultimate frisbee helmets”.
Also liked the comment that we white people have to invent a new sport every six weeks because the time between its invention and when black people learn to play it is the period during which white people can be champions. Ouch! Rings true.
I do play ultimate, by the way. A lot. Have for 20 years. It is hard to play and it is, I think, boring to watch if you don’t know much about it. Definitely true that watching a guy counting to ten in front of another guy is hardly an eight-man blitz in the NFL or an ankle-breaking crossover dribble, but it has more layouts than any sport I know (diving excepted, of course).
So, no, I’m not gonna write a 2000 word treatise defending ultimate frisbee as a real sport, but I gotta say, the hate is tremendous here. Of course, you should never read the comments on any article unless you want a deep drink of Haterade, but seriously. And what’s funny is just how badass so many of you sound. It’s like you basically get up, take two shots of sterno, rape somebody and then go out shooting people with a bazooka. My guess is that most of you spend your days in a cubicle, getting up only to jerk off in the bathroom. I mean, I’m sure you’re all ultimate-fighting, Navy SEAL gladiators, but take it easy on the rest of us who just want to live our lives and do something we like.
Sure, the article’s a joke, and a funny one, but the stuff that follows it is mostly flame-bait, nasty, and uninspired, at that.
Go huck yourself.
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I read two chapters of your book, and found it to be almost worthless. I found it at used book store for a nickel. Best laugh for 5 pennies. Only dumb blacks and whites would even entertain your book.
If the goal was to use the word “white” in every paragraph with a negative inference then the author succeeded.
If the goal was to be informative and/or humorous, didn’t happen.
I’m white and I can’t stand frisbee or the people that play it.
LOL thats’s so funny! Really. Spot on on every point. Just wondering about one thing though… Which sport played world wide was not created by white guys? All I can think of is chess and open heart surgery 🙂
Best post I’ve ever read on here. I think people take this website too seriously. Guys, it’s okay to poke fun at yourself sometimes. Then again, isn’t “irony” something white people like?
i like frisbee.
How could you possibly care so much about how some other people (that you don’t like) spend their time what they like to eat, drink or smoke? And stay away from the weed, man, it might turn you into an unreasonably angry asshole.
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How could you take an article like this seriously enough to criticize the writer for close-mindedness?
Tropical Island, a Robinson Crusoe set from the 70s full of German Calypso, speedos, giant pools and pseudo-Caribbean touches, encourages frisby too: http://www.isitajoke.de/2012/12/13-germanys-tropical-island.html
Ultimate is far and away my favorite sport. Play at the collegiate level, and I can tell you that it is very competitive. Once it becomes more mainstream and with the top athletes, it will be a very exciting game to spectate. However, I think this article is hilarious. The people getting upset should recognize that it was written 5 years ago, and ultimate has grown IMMENSELY since then. I think ultimate is fantastic, but still enjoy people poking fun at it. It’s like hazing.
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Yesss!! I don’t know if I was the only person to suggest Ultimate, but I did suggest it back when this blog was asking for material. The Atlanta Flying Disc Club, despite being in Atlanta, had maybe 3-4 Black players. Of course they were the fastest in the league.
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If you think “ultimate” frisbee is soo athletically demanding and so physical, why wouldn’t you just play football where you can run with the ball and actually tackle and hit?
I watch the videos of your frisbee fetch game and I just see a bunch of guys basically playing keep away.
Football other than touch or flag is for high school or college atheletes. When they are finished playing they come over to Ultimate. Glad more of them don’t though because then I wouldn’t get to fuck as many of their girlfriends who are plaing at t5he Ulty tourneys. Hot fit girls indeed.
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