If one would like to meet a lot of white people, one of your best bets would be to go on a Snowboarding trip. Snowboarding is the practice of skiing sideways on one ski. White people love snowboarding as opposed to basketball or football because there is a sense that it is an alternative sport outside of the mainstream. Also too many ethnic people are skiing now. White people enjoy activities that cost a lot of money and require expensive clothes. Even though pro snowboarders make far less than football or basketball players, it is an activity that is exclusive to those who have money. Below are some of the prerequsites for snowboarding
– $500 North Face or Burton Jacket
– $200 Snowpants
– $40 wool socks from Mountain Co-op
– $60 thermal underwear from Mountain Co-op
– Living in an expensive area that is close to mountains ie) Boulder or Vancouver
– $200 Snowboard
– $100 boots
– $20 to pay for your overpriced burger
– ability to act really annoying
So true. No better way to how anti-establishment you are than by wearing designer labels and a sweet board with a logo on the bottom. Pretty rad.
I would like to see this expanded to encompass the entire Winter Olympics. Though the Jamaicans tried their hand at bobsledding (reference Cool Runnings…beer commericials with Jamaicans “training” in a refrigerator), and the time-honored Japanese superiority in figure skating, winter sports generally fire up the competitive spirit of white people. Undoubetedly the implementation of which was to protest lagging results (see the Marathon post) at winning races in the summer games.
she’s not white!
How come 60% of the snowboarders I run into are Asian, Hispanic, or Southeast Asian, then? Sorry- this one’s bunk.
Uh, its REI here in the States not MEC you dirty Canadien. $450 for a board and at least $250 for boots. And you need a new Burton jacket every year to really fit in with the whitey.
Is that a black person in the snow, or is that a good photo shop? Like, no way!
No, this ones pretty true. Kids who used to skate (or think skateboarding was cool) grew up, went to college, got a part time job (or had parents) to pay for lift tickets and cheap snowboard gear.
Now the stereotype described is more of a poseur, real grassroots kids who are passionate about snowboarding started out in jeans and timberlands with a used board and bindings.
Now my best friend (who is dark skin) and I learned to snowboard together, but he lost interest after a couple years, where I moved out west to Utah to go every day. He got serious with a job and a house. Meanwhile I was a snowboard bum for 4 years, now got a good job, but dont yet have a house 😉
ok, are you accusing that snow boarder of being white or wearing blackface? weird way to make your point, dudes.
I’ve yet to see a white person snow-boarding in Korea. These days, snow-boarding is most popular among Korean university students, especially the women.
Erm… WTF kind of comment is that? duh, why did you ever think the author is referencing Korea? Hello you’re in fucking Asia!!! I sure hope there’d be Korean on the slopes in KOREA… I mean it is where most Koreans live, right?
LOL, I couldn’t even insult MigukNamja properly, I meant a dufus, idiot, nimrod…
hahaha, slopes on the slopes….
That board is a piece of crap. You want to pay about $500 for a burton board plus bindings, which may be another $120 to $200. I saw an African American at tahoe once, it was awesome!!
stuffblackpeoplelike – eating watermelon! hahaha!!!
stuffarabpeoplelike – pumping oil! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike – gang warfare! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike – eating beans! hahaha!!!
stuffchinesepeoplelike – shooting heroin! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike – welfare! hahaha!!!
stuffjewishpeoplelike – keeping money! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike – wearing sombreros! hahaha!!!
stuffchinesepeoplelike – eating rice! hahaha!!!
stuffarabpeoplelike – kissing goats! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike – wearing sombreros! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike – sniffing glue! hahaha!!!
aren’t i funny and clever!!!
don’t you dare call me a racist!!!
i work at sugar mountain ski resort in NC as a lift operator, and this is a myth….i see asian, latin and black people all the time. to say that this is “only for white people” is completely racist and disrespectful. and you can have decent equipment without having to pay the hefty prices, its just a matter of knowing when and where to buy things, which is by no means impossible to find regardless of what “race” one is. by the way, for those of you who don’t know, race is a socially constructed concept. the difference in DNA between a white person and black person is that of about 5 or 10 chromosomes…not many at all. also, a “white” person has more in common (genetically speaking) with a “black” person than with another “white” person. look it up for yourself, get educated, fool
I’m white and I’ve never been snowboarding. I feel cool now, like I’m on your side and not on their side.
Latin? Like from Latium?
i agree this one is off.
Why does the jacket cost more than the board?! My board was 500 and my jacket was only 150! Equipment is more important than fashion!
but this is right, I love snowboarding and my skin in pale.
Nah we white doodz just like snowboards b/c we’re compensating too, right? I mean… like dude, thats why I ride a 160…
But seriously tell us how you really feel bro…
I’ve never liked or knew how to skateboard. I’ve always sucked at all sports involving balls. I’m a total klutz, so skiing isn’t for me either; more likely to break a leg. I would rather break an arm snowboarding. I’m a 33 yr old white female who started snowboarding for the first time 2 yrs ago and not only do I love it, but am pretty good at it too!!
he has his pants tucked into his boots, hes wearing sunglasses. say no more.
My brother worked with a guy who was a boarder. He would go to Goodwill and buy his snow board clothing looking for ratty stuff.
However, many of the snowboarders pay big money for butt ugly stuff. I ran into some guys boarding the other SA and felt like telling them they had “cute outfits”.
Ha ha, my uncle lived in Boulder and then moved to Vancouver, but he’s half black! BTW, if you live in Boulder, you have to drive for quite a while to go snowboarding. Not much snow in the immediate area.
Moosejaw anyone?
lol Im a snowboarder and I’m african american and love it, I started 8 years ago and some folks thought I was crazy! but now those same non believer folks are hooked on the sport!!! funny blog LOL
Snowboarding may be a very white sport, but the ultimate is to have given up snowboarding because it is now too mainstream. By simply moving back to the skis you started with as a child you can set yourself apart as unique and better than everyone else who is still riding a snowboard. I have to disagree with this post a bit because the ultimate in white elite status is to have switched back to skiing to reconnect with your roots and such and soforth.
the prices on this are so fucked up, if you buy a board for $200 its a peice of shit.
#13 & #19 are fags because they are spending way too much on a board, just get a rome artifact or a technine for $300 and jib everything to piss off the skiers.
and if you spend $500 on a jacket you are a dickhole
and dont buy socks, just steal them out of the back of burton trucks at contests
Non-whites think snowboarding is a form of torture.
We be correct.
“Skiing” is much more white than snowboarding. As a Coloradan, and as a brown man, I can testify that in over 200 days on the slopes in the past three years, and outside of souther baptist church retreats or “community/throw-the-darkies-a-scrap” days, I have seen no more than FIVE minorities SKIING. A vast majority are snowboarding, although I’ve only seen maybe three black snowboarders and five or six “latin” snowboarders (Asians are close enough to “white” not to count)
P.S. (I ski, just to fuck with people)
ummm … maybe i’m missing something here, but wouldn’t southeast asians also count as asians, november? i mean, they are a subgroup of people from the same continent. separating them is kind of like saying that white people and white people in california both like surfing.
Fuck all of you. Snowboarding is awesome and not everyone who does it is a spoiled hipster rich kid wearing designer “anti-establishment” labels from their local rebel mall store.
I’ve seen hundreds of black, Japanese, Mexican, and Chinese people snowboarding. So there…
Can we just say snowboarding is for rich people?
So many of the things I see in the news that people try to make a race issue are really a class issue. Rich white people don’t hate the Mexicans, Africans or Asians because of their skin color. Rich white people just hate POOR people. Skin color, nationality or sexual preference don’t matter to the elite. If you have money they will like you. Just dress, act and talk like them and they will be your friend. Once you understand that you will be able to take advantage of it easily. I don’t hate white people because they’re white. I hate them if they’re hoggin’ all the power and money, were born into their status and don’t appreciate what the lower class actually does for them. Without the underpaid work a Wal-Mart employee does where would that company be?
// (hmmm.. now I wonder if rich people shop at Wal-Mart.
“chris
i work at sugar mountain ski resort in NC as a lift operator, and this is a myth….i see asian, latin and black people all the time.”
eh, dude that’s because white people go to the real resorts.
read: VT, COL, UT
To all the comments asking if the person pictured is black:
No.
Another thing that white people like: Making themselves NOT look white. With the newest technologies, they can get rid of that pasty skin and get a tan, inject Botox into those flat, paper-thin lips, and take the fat from one part of the body and have it injected into their overtly flat behinds.
And with all those body modifications, what exactly is it that certain white people hate about blacks? Big lips? Botox. Darker skin? Tanning salons. Big “jungle booties?” A55 implants. Kinky, “nappy hair?” Perms. Everything that people like “anonymous” nag about is the exact same stuff that makes certain whte women “hawt.”
Forget race. I’m styll tryig to determine if the person pictured is male or female!
I agree with holler Skiing is much whiter ive seen much more diversity at Tahoe since the advent of snowboarding.
Skiing is technically difficult, takes years to become even decent at and requires proprietary gear at all levels.
A couple of observations – How white snowboarding and skiing appear probably depend on where you live – I live in Western Colorado (where there are 3 black people I think, and I’m serious) – I rarely see a black person on any of the slopes at Aspen for example – though there is more to this than culture perhaps?? I also notice that seemingly the only black person in the Roaring Fork Valley during the Winter X games (the pinnacle of white youth culture it seems) is the ESPN host Sal Masakela. Just a humorous observation, don’t rip me apart.
Another addition to this blog list could be Rock climbing. If I have seen maybe 30 rock climbers portrayed on TV (usually in SUV type comercials), maybe 10 of them were black. In the real climbing world which I have been immersed in for over 20 years, in many different geographical areas, I have maybe personally seen 20,000 climbers. Maybe 5 of them were black. So perhaps this is the truly whitest sport?? Also seemingly no hispanics. There is a growing Asian presence in climbing though.
You forgot the $800 seasons pass or the $75 per day lift tickets! I just found this blog and love it. Can’t wait to read the rest.
Several years ago I took snowboarding classes with several other Black people.
I think there was at least 10 of us.
The white instructor was frustrated by how slowly we were picking up the basics and said (I kid you not): “Come on guys! You people are natural athletes. This should be easy!”
We laughed about it then as we do now.
Crazy white folks!
Adisa: I would have gone upside my white instructors head!
anyway… I’m black, and I snowboard. I’m not a rich white kid, so I went cheap on my boots, board, and bindings (Craigslist baby!). I know only one other black person, my cousin, who likes to snowboard. But check out my setup:
-$150 board boots and bindings
-$8.98 Snowboard jacket (Steve and Barry’s sale)
-$20 snow pants from Wal-Mart
-$1 socks from a Wal-Mart clearance
-$12 gloves from Big 5 sports
-Hat I found around my house
-However much the pass costs.
I’m a frugal brotha, learned it from my daddy
I’m white and I HATE Snow boarding! I find a good percent of snow boarders are beginners. People who have a lot of time for winter activities usually ski. If you want to talk REALLY white there is nothing whiter than cross-counrty skiing!
By the way the person in the pic is back. Is this irony? We white people love that (according to this site)…
That person in the Snowboarding picture is a coloured person. Is he perhaps a member of the Snowboarder’s Negro League?
which is the surviving member of milli-vanilli? i think you caught him on the slopes.
I spent like $250 for my snowboarding weekend in Mass with friends.
Yo scoobysnax, I’ve since become a fairly serious boarder and I can do you one better on the frugality…
I made my own cable + lock combo. It cost me 3 or 4 dollars and is much more secure than that shit they sell at REI.
And you’re right, I should have gone upside old girl’s head… just to live up to another stereotype. 😉
I know it’s the Internet and we can claim we know anyone, but I actually for realzzz know this person, and I can fully attest that white people like her.
This is False. White people ski. Many snowboards are white, but this is just because white people dominate winter sports.
All other ethnicities are afraid of snow and cold.
white people ski.
that shit is 5 times more expensive than snowboarding.
Stevie bell is black, and hes a pro snowboarder.
keir dillon is black (in skin color) and hes a pro snowboarder.
and most importantly MARC FRANK MONTOYA is latino from the inner city. heis obviously not white or rich. but he his one of the most successful snowboarders in the world.
im sorry but i have to disagree with this one. the rest are great, but as a snowboarder, i see way more black people snowboarding than skiing. and at least snowboarders dont dress gay in skin tight jackets, or vests.
well what kind of “white” people would you rather, what i like to call a yuppy hippy. or a racist republican hick would would rather support the main stream, believe anyone not white a practicing christian is a sinner and that you will go to hell for doing anything else. in all truth, id rather be a part of the yuppy hippies because as unreasonable these “likes” may be, they are mostly part of a very small subculture that has just as many stigmas as any of yours. and yes…i do snowboard…and yes i do kick some mother fuckin ass at it.
nigga ain’t white!
Don’t forget a $70 season pass to the local mountain for ‘night riding’ after work and a $100-130 dollar pass to all further away mountains for weekend trips.
the last high end snowboard that cost $200 was made in 1998. No snowboarder who’s been more than twice would be caught dead riding one so cheap. More like 700 for a board and bindings.
You can’t forget REI! Damn the corporate man AND pay a lot for outdoor sports! 🙂
#2 – lucky for all the rich whities, the next winter oh-limp-icks will be in vancouver. and whistler. which is REALLY expensive.
and i live in vancouver. which means i can’t afford anything else on the list. except maybe the $40 for socks.
To number 49: wow, two pro snowboarders out of 1000 are black. To me, that makes this post even more accurate. lol
I remember growing up in Vermont and snowboarders weren’t allowed on ski mountains because they were a nuisance. Then they had a small section near the bunny slope. Then they built them half pipes. And I haven’t been skiing since 1993, so I assume snowboarders are everywhere by now.
Black or white snowboarders are mostly poseurs who buy all that expensive shit and can’t do anything but falling leaf down the hill, scraping all the good pow off while maintaining a shitty attitude and tryin’ to be cool. Gays on trays are just people who couldn’t ski so they decided to be shitty at something else.
And here are the real prices
150 for an expensive jacket …70 bucks for a good one
100 for snowpants that are name brand, 25 for the ones that work
10 for socks
thermals are like 40 for the top and bottom
snowboards can be anywhere between 50-500 they all work but some are for more spesific things
50 for boots
and yeaj 20 for food lol but allot of times you just drive a mile or 2 to wendys or pack a lunch
and the sterotype is for rich skiiers, not boarders.
So, $450 plus lift tickets. Still a lot.
And a lot of folks have to travel long distances.
OOO! Subarus. White folks like Subarus. They do in Idaho anyway.
I am black. Started boarding 3 years ago simply because February is better spent doing ANYTHING than complaining about snow. Once Superbowl is done and March Madness is not deep yet, what is one to do? Skiing has too many gadgets. One board versus 2 poles, 2 skis that are each longer than any one board!
Anyway, 3 years ago I was at Breckenridge, doing first and last lesson (recommend them, they are good) and was my only day on the greens. I saw this train of kids, none of them more than 5, nicely all linked behind the instructor, everyone white. The last kid on the chain screamed out loud “You are black!” every time I passed by. And I mean you can hear him at another hill scream. The instructor was mortified. She apologized but I explained there is no need – I see no harm. I did not ask but never found out if the kid was dealing with the shock of seeing someone black on a ski hill OR just has never seen anyone black before which is possible.
Re-direct to the post. At the more mixed level, been to Whistler and there were few blacks, many Asians but combined we would not make 5% of a hill. On the other extreme, I think I was on hills of Vail past a sign that I obviously missed that said whites only. The closest thing to me was one Hispanic family and a few Europeans.
If you are black and considering boarding, do it! I am born African. Never saw snow until I got to US. But I enjoy it. Note, white people on ski hills with kids act like you are crack dealer who moved in next door. Prefer the old white people who are often very nice. And I have NEVER seen a black on skis!
Everybody just do whatever the hell you want.
I do believe this is true, got to hand it to white people for being ridiculous.
Is that a picture of a black person on a snowboard? If snow boarding is so mainstream then by your logic White people would not like to do it.
Did you just say or imply that white people don’t like basketball? They are the only ones that can afford ticket prices
I have to laugh at the all the people writing in to “debunk the myth”. It isn’t as if scientific research was conducted to determine that this list has any sort of validity to it… It is supposed to be ironic and humorous??? Maybe I should move to Canada….
Actually, my snowboard cost $700 and my boots cost $300. Oh, don’t forget all those lift fees…. I love being white!
Nope on this one. Football and Basketball rank a million times higher….among several other sports.
I have been snowboarding for 8 years and I find it true that there are just as many, if not more, Philipino’s, Asians and Mexicans out there on the slopes as there are white people. I find this site seriously offensive. I may be white but I was discriminated against all my childhood for being white in Hawaii. I was beat up, teased, and intimidated for years. Then to have someone post up a website that is pretty much anti-white makes me sick to my stomach . . . this is racism . . . reverse racism. You can make a website about “stuff people like” . . . it is still racism. We are in the 21st century people, wake the fuck up, find a new hobby and as “chris” said, “get educated,” learn something . . . and I’m out.
Young white people board. Older white people still ski.
I love this site because it makes me laugh at myself.
The blog describes me to the T:
Board: $495
Bindings: $175
Jacket: $150
Boots: $125
Undershirt: $50
Base Layer: $95
Socks: $14 (i think)
Lift Ticket: $75
I’m white as white can be. Been riding for 5yrs. Annoyed at skiers.
And best of all….I’m leaving to head to Tahoe in 15mins. And I will be coughing up the $20 for the ever so delicious base lodge food (sarcasm). Funny stuff. Later.
Hey Chris (#15), you mean “5 or 10 chromosomes” out of the 46 (23 pairs) in the human genome? That sounds significant in my book.
Not sure what such quantitative measure are intended to show anyway: “they” also say that we humans share 98% of our DNA with chimpanzees, but that doesn’t make humans and chimps the same.
LG
In my experience as a white person, as far as “alternative” sports go, I’d like to add:
1. Roller derby
2. Bike polo
3. Other random-ass hipster games that white people will *devote their lives to* instead of something meaningful. Generally these same white people favor tattoos, microbrews, and consider themselves “progressive” because they ride bicycles/ bake/ make some things for themselves, adding to their unique and/or “quirky” self-image.
This was one of the most retarded blogs/entries I’v ever read.
Sorry but the whole generalization commentary makes the author just look dumb. Maybe its a joke or meant to be funny, but I can’t say it accomplishes that either. Yes, I believe in a sense of humor.
Sound like someone who is afraid of change…
Telemarking is the ultimate white snow experience. It’s expensive, vintage and totally new at the same time. Snowboarding is for anybody nowadays.
haha. wow, this is sickly accurate and causes me shame…it’s sort of like you’ve been following me.
i’ve also noticed a lot white people are into photography now. I can’t go anywhere without someone setting up a damn tripod and then spending hours editing pictures on their Mac and calling themselves an artist…but really their pictures just end up on a Facebook album…just a suggestion for future blogs.
Uh… I see far more Asians on snowboards than whites, and I don’t even know where they come from since central and western NY aren’t exactly overflowing with Asians.
Mylosh you have this totally wrong. The really white people wouldn’t even be seen with someone riding a snowboard. Snowboards are for derelicts and punks! The only thing a snowboard is good for is scrapping the snow off the ‘ski slopes’. If you really want to be white you totally need to buy a pair of teles (tele mark skis. Pronounce this tell- eeze. Say it three times. Ok good you got it! You see with this half cross country half apline ski hybrid we are always prepared in case our buddy calls us and invites on a back country excursion! Back country is skiing without any lifts were skiing is done environmentally friendly with 100% human power! We like to talk about it a lot and read about in magazines but none of has actually done it, so it’s important if you bring it up you don’t ask us that question.
Now I know the idea of sliding down an icy precipice with only flimsy pins attached to your toes might seem stupid to you; and to you might say it makes as much sense to as say riding a bicycle without any brakes and half the handle bar missing (which it is) but we also like to ride bicycles with out any gears that don’t have freewheels. Someday you’ll understand it but until then just play along.
Now if you ski with your white friends it is important that you despise snowboarders and mutter a word of disgust each time you see one. You could also say ‘You wish you were skiing at Alta where they don’t allow those things’; and this joke will win you mondo points ‘What’s the difference between a sweeper and a snowboarder? On a sweeper the dirt bag is attached to the side, on a snowboard the dirt bag is attached to the middle.’ Ha ha ha ha ha!
$200 snowboard?!?!? Is there such a thing?
@ Lovesick Billy: I think you can get used ones for around $200. Most of my friends claim to have gotten theirs for $50 which is BS
Oh, and you forgot Lift Tickets and Gas on the prerequisites list >_< those are the biggest obstacles for me
# 77 Check SUNY
I think there are exceptions to this rule. My friends and I started snowboarding in highschool by borrowing everything from friends, or buying used gear because we couldnt afford real gear. we hiked the mountain instead of buying lift tickets because they were too expensive. We still snowboard, but we’re sponsored so we dont have to pay for anything — i guess we’re an anomaly.
The prerequsites = total bullshit. I’m a poor white chick and I somehow manage to snowboard for a helluva lot less that that nonsense.
Everybody snowboards, thus white people have no opportunity to demonstrate their superiority over their peers, which–as this blog correctly identifies elsewhere–is a significant motivator of the honky.
See #s 75 & 78 for a more accurate white person perspective. I view my inability to master telemark skiing as one of my greatest failings as a white person. That, and my distaste for sushi.
Please add on the ridiculous amount of money they charge for lift tickets and the hilarious quotes from snowboarding bums such as,
“they got 114 inches at monarch this weekend”
and
“the powder at Breck is wicked fresh”
and
“God my neck hurts.” (only true boarders will understand that one)
Chris,
That is not what the author said, and if you don’t get that this is satire, I’m afraid you are really dense.
Not that I would dream of offending anyone, of course. 😉
The snowboarding post reminds me of John Kerry, dead-on. No wonder he had it tough trying to prove he was just a regular working-class joe.
I love winter sports!
I snowboard every winter. Colorado is the place to be.
the sport costs a ton of money but when the funds get low I spread my legs like a whoe.
Anyone up for some nude twister?
[…] Right…as though there are no white people in Vail and Aspen every year taking obsessive delight in all that powdery white crystallized dihydrogen oxide stuff that precipitates out of the very air we breath when the temperatures drop below freezing and sane people are lounging by the fireplace with a nice drink. But wait…as it turns out #31 is Snowboarding. […]
It should be skiing that would really up the white quotient
Ok this is a pretty funny blog…I’ve been reading through, nodding my head, and then this…Ok, there is certainly a subset of rich snobby middle aged white snowboarders out there, but that hardly makes this an activity for the rich. I’ve been snowboarding for 5 years now, and have taught snowboarding for 3 years…I can tell you snowboarding doesn’t have to be expensive…I ride almost every day where I work for free, but I also have never payed more then $20 for a lift ticket, and I’ve gone to some of the bigger mountains on the east (mostly Stratton and Whiteface). Oh and a friend of mine is black, and the head freestyle coach over at stratton. And I used to ride a lot with this other black dude who could spin faster than anyone…Just sayin…I think this is kind of a stretch…
Yo Clander – you forgot TWO huge things white people love:
G U N S !!!!!!!!
VIDEO-GAMES !!!!!!!
White people love to blow shit up. I hate hunting animals but people, thats another story. Show me a fucked up arab or communist bastard and I’ll shoot em’.
“Remember Guns don’t kill people, I do.”
Maybe it’s just me, but a $150 snowboarding jacket (yes, Burton) that keeps you warm and dry in the worst of conditions seems much more practical to me than an ugly $300 Coogi sweater. Also, you might want to do a little more homework on the gear prices: What kind of crappy snowboard will you get for $200?
Snowboarding is fun and with a Colorado Pass it really isn’t that expensive when the high country is just a short drive. I guess white people like to have fun outdoors when it’s cold. Oh those white people…..
You forgot the $100 lift ticket! Sure locals know where to get them cheaper but what cool white person wants to be caught anywhere less inferior then Vail?
Sadly – you are mistaken. In California the snowboarding population is at least a third asian, most of which completely suck at snowboarding and spend most of their time on their asses in the middle of runs. These asians always have the most expensive clothing, snowboards, bindings, etc. despite the fact that they are unable to stand up or avoid trees.
Snowboarding is great because for the most part, it discriminates against the riff-raff, and they sell beer every 500 feet, or if you are cheap, like me, you can just fill up a camelback with your own frosty cold beverage.
Now if you want to see a ton of white people, hit Aspen or Vail, or Deer Valley which is skiing only aka poor folks stay out!
Think you have the board and jacket prices backwards…Anywho, here on the east coast I just love to see people in expensive gear who cant even get off a chair lift, properly. Ill rip on my twin tips any day of the week…whitey can keep the snowboard
lol i hate all snowboarders regardless of thier race
[…] white SUVs, and white people are everywhere. The white people in Colorado mountain towns love to snowboard, wear outdoor performance clothing, drink microbrews from the gazillion small local craft brewers, […]
Whoever said that all snowboarders are beginners, I beg to differ, i can shred the steeps just as well as the skiers.
Being on a board for 10 years will allow you to progress like that.
But yeah, i’ll keep my twin tip fatties any day over my board. Easier backcountry access for sure.
you probably meant genes, not chromosomes. get educated yourself.
Did you snowboard in Mexico and Japan?
cause in California/Utah/Colorado, theyre all white.
Loveland and Eudora are within a 25 minute or so drive from Boulder…?? This site is stupid
[…] #31 Snowboarding […]
brothas be skiing
[…] #31 Snowboarding […]
November, you probably we’re skiing where there is hardly any snow. Did you see any rocks popping out of the snow when you were skiing at the bunny slopes? Haha! Yes, this is predominately a white sport. Fun as hell! But white people are the masters.
KZ is a confused whitey. He just said “dudes”. The snowboarder in the photo is black genius.
yah, he was referring to White people in USA….and maybe elsewhere. I’ve never seen a Korean in the Winter X-Games though. So, you can shut up now.
How about snow(anything)? Snowskiing, snowball fights, snowshoeing, snowmobiling, etc. are all damn near exclusively white enterprises. Why limit yourself to just snowboarding?
Just so you know, nothing constitutes that ALL white people are automatically powerful or progressive. I have seen and visited many white poor people. a class should be more justified from intelligence and mentality; think about it, every ghetto, drama-queen/king, over-exaggerated lower class income worker have the same mentality that they are being overturned by some upper class white person and that they can’t get anywhere in life. and every common wealth, politically-involved, career orientated middle class individual will think of the possibilities that they are able to do in their life and attempt to get out of the descent lifestyle that is falling apart…then the major rich, upper-class, “bring it on” type of individuals are the smart ones that know whatever life throws at them they will be more than happy to overcome. Its either live to be whatever you want, or live to complain. I’ve seen many Black, Mexican, Arabic, Asian and white people be extremely successful because they have the same mentality that allows them to see everything positively and as a success for their life.
Change your mentality and stop whining and blaming your issues on someone else. I’m not paying you rent, mortgage or food, and I’m not controlling you from getting a better job or getting a raise, YOU are in charge of that, and if you can’t get anywhere, maybe its because you don’t know how to get there.
Learn to live and live to learn, its better to know anything than to know nothing and assume.
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You got a couple things wrong. My snowboard was like 500 and the bindings on it were another 250. You don’t really have to live their either; for the past couple winters I just rented an apartment in Hood River for a few months of the winter. That allows me to keep my place in St. Pete year round and still get a lot of time on the mountain.
I learned to ski and snowboard when I was a kid, but came to the conclusion when I was a teenager that if I stayed at home, strapped bricks to my feet, tipped ice over my head and set fire to the contents of my bank account, I’d be achieving the same thing. But I think most of the “stuff white people like” things only apply to Americans, and I’m not one.
I pooped my pants
I agree, you got some of the prices wrong. My boots cost $300 (which I bought while in Japan!) and board was $600.
And no you don’t need to live near the mountains. It’s preferred to go on weeklong ski trips to far off mountains (preferrably somewhere in Europe like the French Alps) even if you live near the mountains.
How can you do a drive-by in the snow?
I think you would need lots of money to ski or board and most folks in the hood don’t have a $500 snowboard jacket at the top of their list…they would rather blow it on a high priced pair of Nike’s a lots of bling.
This whole web site is not a “what white people like” web site…it’s a What Black people don’t like web site.
using the parliance of the author-
snowboarding is for the wrong type of white people, skiing is for white people, they may snowboard occasionly for “fun” but they master skiing first, and if you are ultra white you no longer alpine ski, you telemark/backcountry ski, and referring to a past ski trip in the alps is always a plus
Up here in Vancouver that’s definitely true. Grouse and Cypress are packed with Asians. Whistler has mostly white people, but then again, Whistler’s a skiers mountain.
I used to like rollerskating. Ah, back in the day (circa 1976), I would strap on a pair of rent-a-skates, have Mom drive me up the elementary school, and I’d skate for hours in the school cafeteria. I still like to do that, but now Mom’s arthritis has forced me to drive my scooter up there, and a squad car usually follows me home. Go figure.
Nope. Most Koreans live in Los Angeles. Korea is just a suburb of LA, separated by the Pacific Ocean.
what about location differences (i.e. different continents)? not to mention physical appearance…
I’m white.
Yes, I like snowboarding too.
Typical white guy.
Now I understand why everyone looks so shocked when I take my googles off… I’m BROWN!!!! ha, ha, ha, ha
Latinas that ride are HOT!
there are fuckloads of asian, desi and black middle class (well, duh) snowboarders….in canada, anyway. really what white people love is smiling briefly at large families of “ethnic” skiers in mountain restaurants, their insides warmed by the knowledge that all that tolerance they’ve exhibited over the years just may have contributed to the fact that brown people can now go into a mountain restaurant without having people drop crockery and gasp
don’t forget the lift ticket too-but if you’re really hardcore…it’s the season pass!!SICK!!!
I live in Switzerland….right in the middle of the Swiss/French Alps. Originally from USA. Come to think of it…being snowboarder/skier since a child I have never even seen anyone other than white person operate the chair lift. One would imagine that would be great job for a non-white person. Awesome!
Don’t forget the $80-a-day for lift tickets, or $1500 for a season’s pass.
Only poor minorites would have a 200 dollar snowboard. A good one goes for at least 400
hahaha!!
oh it just reminded me of you packing for vale. you are so white!
No… we shouldn’t say that. I started about 14 years ago in Sorels with old ski boot inserts, Army surplus warehouse pants, and a used $60 board. You go to your local park and build jumps or drive up to the pass build a jump and hike all day, and that’s what you do. Buying a ticket at a resort was an indulgence. It’s a lifestyle and a sport, and its cool if tourists want to play dress up and try it out, but don’t shit on the sport.
You tell me where you can find a $200 Snowboard that is worth a damn!
Haha this is great.
While I personally am white, and have ridden for 7 seasons and counting– I’m still having a laugh over this.
You know what is even funnier though? People who purchase all the gear to not ride for a full season but 3-4 days of the winter and call it a “Full Season”.
I work at a catski lodge. (www.baldface.net) Countless people that come and pay such radical amounts of money for a few glorious days of skiing, can’t really even ski.
This makes me laugh harder then the article.
Does the kind of Stuff White People Like include things like
Truth, Equality, and Justice?
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haaha your soo right. ill just start making my own clothes on my free time with random fabrics and textiles. Or ill just cut out the logos on my gear so i dont represent anyone. that should keep me nice and dry while fighting the establishment.
Clander your name should be Chandler like that geek from Friends. oh wait thats def a show white people like, im sure of that.
You meet a ton of Asian people snowboarding too. Why is that??
You aren’t lying. Up at Okemo, Vermont I was one of two black people in the whole place. A fly in a bowl of rice!
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I love snowboarding and Im black and I dont mean Carlton black. Plus I have convinced more of my black friends to pick up snowboarding and they love it.
So when we see yall at Killington/Whistler dont ask if we are part of some black snowboarding team. We are not LOL.
shut the fuck up bitch b4 i pop a cap in yo ass
Look here allah, the proper term is muslim not this a-rab u speak of, i will blow ur whole fuckin country up BITCH
WELL THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM SIR
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Dat’s right whiteboy.
Ah !
Nothing better than white people commenting on a blog making *fun* on white people !
You all are super sarcastic white people !
this is a racist website that is totally incorrect on all the things it states, and people say that black people arent racist. we’re all pink on the inside
I am white.
I like snowboarding, never done it. But I als like skateboarding and bMX so…….
I have yet to meet any white people who snowboard other than myself. Every time I’ve gone, me, the azns and the niggaz scare the shit out of white skiiers on the slopes.
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if white people like snowboarding, who likes skiing….. clear people?
$60 thermals you say … how much do you want for them now???
I think white people must like the IDEA of snowboarding even more than the actual thing. It is kind of edgy and cultural but still safe and approachable. it’s like skateboarding without the angst. also on par with indie rock.
the best thing about snowboarding however is that it gives them a great excuse to keep buying subarus.
the only thing better than snowboarding is telemarking as someone already mentioned. this combined with bluegrass is the pinnacle of whiteness.
HAha you dont even know, i live in denver and we have tons of crazy hippie snowboarders but the guys in boulder are even worse.
Q: What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a snowboard?
A: The way the dirtbag is attached!
Dont forget about the $100 bindings! And the microbrews and wine you have to purchase for the relaxing hottub soak at your chalet.
sounds like someone’s just jealous that they can’t afford to do this on there welfare check. Do get mad at white people because we work and can afford things, and all you do for fun is play ball at the rec center or homeless shelter near you….
This is very funny.
I don’t even ski and have little desire to freeze my ass of on a giant tongue depressor.
you are just some dumb rasist bitch. i know what happend, you sucked at snowboarding so you got mad its ok…. well i guess not all black people are athletic… and you can buy really good stuff for a lot cheaper than that you just dont know where to look…
Correction: $600 snowboard, $250 bindings, $300 boots, $75 lift ticket.
Ive come on this to the conclusion that the reason white people like all of the shit on this website is the following:
If you got it like that why not experience more with your life.
Shit I golf, snowboard, rockclimb, mountain bike, live in manhattan, drive a fat asS bmw suv, fuck asian women, have plenty of black friends, got sweaters and motherfuckin t-shirts that I’LL wear on a plane to San FraCisco if I damn well fell like it. Shit Ill Even invite my lawyer to my beach house on a sunday for coffee while we read the fuckin New York Times. Yes the Liberal rag that sweats Barack Obama. After that we will indulge in some microbrews on my vintage sail boat.
When I get Bored ill travel the fuck where I want probably to snowboard somewhere usually Utah the whitest fuckin state there is. Ill take in some wine before I watch a film at sundance while I am there.
Just for a challenge I will go to a farmers market get some organic shit go home and order some sushi. You see I am trying to get in shape to run a fuckin marathon. After I finish the first thing I am going to do is shut of my i-pod loaded with free music, grab some bottled water and spark a fat mother fuckin spliff!!!!
YEAH I LOVE BEING AWARE OF DIVERSITY.
HOWEVER THE IRONY OF THIS WHOLE THING IS BEING WHITE FOR ME ONLY FOR ME!!! kICKS BIGTIME ASS!!
good call snowboarder
I think this particular “Stuff That White People Like” really sums up the whole ethos of Being White:
“White people have money so they can do cool shit. Minorities don’t have money so they play with bits of old wood in the street and smell funny.”
Don’t drink the Hatorade just because I can do what I want. With a bit of elbow grease, you can too!
White people love being offended.
– $500 North Face or Burton Jacket
Many other brands besides those 2, and you black people are chumps if you pay 500 for one, wow dumbass.
– $200 Snowpants
more like $100 sucker
– $40 wool socks from Mountain Co-op
soccer socks will work fine, so will thicker $5 socks at your local sports store
– $60 thermal underwear from Mountain Co-op
HA, wow, you blacks really are fucking suckers, i should open up shop and get you dumbasses out to the snow I could make a fortune. You were fucking clothes under your snow gear. fucking boxers, a shirt, another shirt if you’re that fucking cold, you know, clothes you already own, fucking idiots. $60?? haha, free you idiot you already own them
– Living in an expensive area that is close to mountains ie) Boulder or Vancouver
Uhh, no, driving up to the snow packing 5 people in a car and staying at a shitty ass motel
– $200 Snowboard
you can rent, you can buy, and prices really range, but it’s something that lasts for years
– $100 boots
– $20 to pay for your overpriced burger
bring your own lunch dumbass
– ability to act really annoying
uhh, just like anywhere you go, regardless of color, you’ll get some assholes, you just proved it, by me going on the internet, i already found you, an asshole
And alot of this stuff will last a long time. I use my jacket when i go out driking on the weekends. Oh and btw, I do like other sports like basketball, football, baseball, etc.
Dude.. your post was awesome, and right on. Playing with bits of old wood! Hilarious… minorities love that. ThingsMinoritiesLike: playing with bits of old wood and smelling funny.
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that completely depends on what you get. its possible to get most of your gear 100 or lower. you just have to look harder. go to ski swaps and such
Weak
If you’re a snowboarder you’d never spend $75 for a lift ticket. You buy the $850 season pass so you can board whenever you want. At least that’s what we do here in the Sierras.
You forgot the overpriced lift ticket. Which ranges in price depending on how cool/rich the white person is.
Obnoxious Snowboarder…
White people actually prefer skiing
whatever yo, bargain shopping is even whiter than paying list. lets go hit some outlets.
HAHAHAHAHA,
I’m a Minority and growing up, everyone on my block played with bits of old wood and smelled funny….refer scented with a touch of O.E.
ahahaha im white and this is some funny shit! if you cant laugh at your own race, then somethings wrong with you.
but hey snowboardings fun, it doesnt have to be expensive, just look around for sales or people selling gear, whenever i get stuff i pay waaaaay less than what they sell it for in store.
I am poor and i snowboard 😦 and i am white so part of your thing makes since other then the rich part i mean if you go to the hella nice mountains and buy all that expensive stuff then yes but you can go to cheap places and go to value village and buy all your snowboarding stuff…soo psh! haha
chyoo brah, actually the jackets are usually around 300, while the board is 400, bindings are 200, and boots are 200. And don’t forget the 75 for a lift ticket. acting annoying isn’t a prerequisite, but it makes you so much gnarlier.
(don’t fight it britney, just get a good laugh)
can you please show me where i can buy a $200 snowboard, maybe ill trade in my $500 board and $200 bindings on it.
you also forgot the $1000 season pass, and the very most important white kid snowboarder accessory is a subaru. the rich kids get brand new WRXs and poor kids just get justy’s and GL-10s.
White people also like technical things in sports and hobbies. For example, when you play basketball, there is one size ball to use. When you play football, there is only one size ball to use. Nothing technical… booorrrriiiingggg!
I remember the first time I went snowboarding. It was aweful. It was kinda like as bad an actress Sarah Silverman is, that is how poor my snowboarding skills were. Come to find out later, I was using a totally ill-fitted board. Now there is a web page that will tell you the exact size snowboard to use
frostyrider.com
so just to set the record straight… most snowboarders are broke. the vast majority of us live in apartments working jobs for the mountain so we can get a free lift ticket. sure there are the rich kids who’s mommy and daddy give them all the top of the line equipment. good for them. most of them suck ass anyway. to set another record straight, not sure where you got your numbers from but most sensable people can get everything you listed plus bindings which are required to stay on the board for about the cost of the jacket you listed. minus the thermals… we’re not pussies in the cold…. Skiing is the rich sport, and i see alot more ethnic people skiing than on a snowboard. so who’s the elitest in this case. oh yeah and please don’t embarace yourself the spandex suits are for racers…. and they look gay in them. imagine how you look!!!
I just love how seriously people are taking this post. It’s just an observation guys, snowboarding is not restricted to the poor or the rich. And I just adore how many people are going out of their way to prove that they are broke and still snowboarding! If you are a snowboarder and this had really struck a nerve with you, then you wouldn’t have bothered to post a reply, because you wouldn’t feel the need to defend yourself.
I like to snowboard but I suck at it.
forgot cost of boots bindings lift tickets/season passes and the suv you need to drive there not to mention plane tickets if you’re hardcore and go to vermont, montana, and or/colorado every year =) other than that id say its pretty accurate but i dont really see that many ethnic people in the snowto b ehonest let alone on skis or boarding =P
If you work in a ski/snowboard shop or know anyone who does, you DO NOT wear North Face. Way too mainstream, did-your-mommy-buy-you-that-jacket-for-Christmas. However, Burton, while mainstream, is acceptable because the women they sponsor are hot. And I too, would like to know where you can get a $200 board. Also, white, male suburbanite snowboarders must wear bandannas around their necks/faces and grow their hair out like Shaun White. They should probably also avoid showering on a regular basis.
skiing is WAY better. It’s tougher, takes longer to master, and is ten times more expensive
Ha! where Im from we just get a job at the ski place and get free season passes, or if we’re too young we make one of our parents get a job and get us free passes.
…i hate northafce…
Hold up, if you’re going to be a real white snowboarder, you’re going to need a top of the line Burton latest edition snowboard, and those are no easy 200 dollars.
…that person in the picture isn’t white (?)
Couldn’t find a picture of a white person snowboarding?
I had a maintenance assignment in Park City, Utah for four months. Most of the people I met did not ski or snowboard. All of those people came from California…
Ability to act really annoying? what’s that about? Real snowboarders do it for the adrenaline! Have you ever seen anyone run at 60mph and jump 80 feet in a basketball or football game?! The real top of the line burton snowboard is my beautiful T7 which is retail priced at $700, but I got it for $250 cause I’m awesome like that. 🙂
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lol i paid over 2000 grand for my snowboard
cruse you burton
First off, u don’t have to have money 2 snowboard, second burton sucks, atomic is way better and an atomic alibi 156 is a $400 board and north face isn’t nearly as good as 686 gear and u can be black and snowboard, it’s not just a rich white thing. i’ve snowboarded the more than half my life and i’ve been black my whole life. it’s possible.
your pricing structure is entirely wrong.
– $500 North Face or Burton Jacket ($180)
– $200 Snowpants ($100)
– $40 wool socks from Mountain Co-op ($12)
– $60 thermal underwear from Mountain Co-op ($20)
– Living in an expensive area that is close to mountains ie) Boulder or Vancouver – don’t know about that.
– $200 Snowboard ($350)
– $100 boots ($200)
– bindings! ($160)
– $20 to pay for your overpriced burger ($10)
– ability to act really annoying (priceless)
Gnu/Lib Tech > Burton
And Salt Lake is one of the most beautiful and inexpensive cities to live in… although stock full of white people…
I’m surprised you forgot the main reason – it’s easy.
Gotta say, in New Zealand (home), as far as your list goes, the reverse applies. Boarding is for those who cant stand the white stuff associated with skiing.
I love snowboarding! But $200 for a board? more like $200 for the bindings. Boards would be more like $400-$600 for a descent one… Unless you are like me and got a complete setup for $120 on ebay… I love ebay…
A couple of things to add cool points: 1) If you are in college, it is perfectly acceptable and almost expected to have your board hanging from somewhere in your apartment; 2) Even if you have an SUV, and have no need for extra space you should have a snowboarding rack mounted on top of your car; 3) when wearing your official snowboarding jacket, be sure not to take off your lift tickets from the zippers so that you can show people that you are for real.
“…skiing sideways on one ski…”
Funny.
Every mountain town in Colorado is white people USA. You will likely find many microbrews to choose from as well as outdoor clothing (two other white people interests notated on this site).
Ahhh Parkaboy … you’re deluding yourself.
My friend has those twin tip trick ski things. They look really fun but I’ll stick to my shredstick.
$200 is way to low of a price for a board. Try $500 min for a good setup at retail price.
Oh, and lift tickets, depending on which mountain you go to, can run you up to $80 a day. Which is why most white people who are winter sports enthusiasts will get season passes in August at discounted prices.
It’s not “Mountain Co-op”.
It’s Mountain Equipment Co-op which is literally Mec.ca for white Canadians.
there is not’n better than jumping on a board and heading down the mountain. it is such a rush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i fucked a sheep before hahaha
And there’s a picture of a black person why?
Because that is the only black person in the world spotted snowboarding.
OK – was going to say the opposite – sure , white people love skiing and snowboarding, and other alpine and cold weather sports, but it seems to me that more snowboarders are non white than skiiers. Skiing should be a post here.
that’s the whole point – white people are the establishment
Ha, what if you just always skied and never snowboarded…(like me)…am I even more white then?
that what i do. i got a complete bored for like $42 dollars its hard being 15 and not having a job but still trying to pay for that so i resourced to ebay. i already got the board and only thing wrong with it is that there are a couple scratches on the bottom but that will happen all i need to do to it is get it waxed and get the edges sharpened. its is a great board for bigger people like me
Bachame that’s right…hell they like never seen snow before
I do happen to know dozens of black people, of both African and Caribbean origin, and not one of them likes snow at all.
You forgot to mention the expensive ski passes. At least $45 each.
$45? At Whistler its at least $80! Of course thats CAD, but still a lot of money.
There should be a posting for Mountain co-op on its own. In Vancouver its a right of passage to own some of their crappy gear and display the logo proudly. People seem unaware that it devistates the local outdoor industry’s real businesses (who pay taxes, compete for customers, and employ people) when they have to compete with a business that doesn’t pay any income tax due to its “co-op” status and can undercut every other retailer.
This article was pretty badly written compared to the others, but so true. Except here’s what happens:
Most white people ski, but wish they snowboard. Usually a white person will go skiing with an ethnic snowboarding friend. When the ethnic friend asks why they’re skiing, the white person will reply “Oh, I’m hoping to get into snowboarding, it seems great!” This response will create a lot of happiness, as everybody will say “Oh, I am too” and everyone will share a mutual feeling of learning. However, never say you do snowboard, as you’ll sound like a trendy douche.
Last year I went on a ski/snowboarding trip with my school to New Hampshire and there were a large amount of ethnic students who went. I love to snowboard so I don’t miss a chance. I don’t think I saw one of the black/hispanic kids who actually new how to snowboard or ski and who were not wearing jeans on the mountain! It is so true that it costs an arm and a leg to get all the gear and pay for lift tickets. Snowsports are kinda like a reflection on your societal status. Its not really a surprise that its a white-dominated sport.
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you can definitely find a snowboard for $200. REI always has their sales and it doesn’t really matter what brand or how much it costs… just as long as you have fun. & to people who have to have the top of the line equipment, you are just making a fool out of yourself. there is no need to show off.
snowboarding is one of the sickest things to do, theres nothing better than carving down a mountain thats covered in fresh powder. and yes, it is expensive. for all the gear and lift ticket at whatever mountain, its alot of money to most people. we have money and can do sophisticated things like go to ski resorts and spend weekends in the mountain resorts. i cant think of anything better to do, it blows basketball off the stage for sure
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I live really close to Mount Baker but no one I know has enough money for all that stuff, the only kid that does isn’t white, go figure.
ability to act really annoying – that’s why I prefer watching womens’ snowboarding they usually aren’t quite as annoying or use that fucking surfer accent/lingo shit.
SNOW BOARDING SUCKS! It takes NO talent – two planks ALL THE WAY!!!!!!
Ignorant. The X games are not a very good representation of the snowboard industry. Why don’t you search korean snowboarding, you may find more than you thought. So, you can shut up now.
actually this problem is quite frequent among snowboarders who fall hard on big jumps on their butts.
snowboarding is the shit!!!
FUCK YES BUDDY PLANKS ALL THE WAY
You guys are stupid. Skiing and snowboarding both take skill to be expert… It’s cool to watch good skiers and boarders hit the big kickers and rails. Don’t hate just because you chose one sport and feel like it’s cool to diss the other. I’m guessing that if you’re hatin’ then you probably suck.
You forgot to mention that white people also like to go boarding to mingle with all the Mexican families up there sledding at the mountain bases so they can feel cultured…
I have to correct this entry of SWPL as it is obviously way out of date.
Anyone who actually lives in a place like Boulder or Vancouver (like I do) knows that Tele-skiing is the new “thing” for white people on the slopes. When I say new, I mean like 3-4yrs new now. Snowboarding is so passe.
When boarding became too popular, the afluent white folks started looking elsewhere, and what would be beter at stating your love of a new sport than to pick one up that is very old. Come on – think of all the new gear!! There’s just not much to snowboarding – tele has ALL different kinds of styles and equipment to acquire and brag about. Telling your friends that you can go on hut trips, or touring the backcountry is way better than “knuckle-dragging” around the park.
They do look good if they can ride though 🙂
-Chad (riding sideways for >2 decades)
Along with snowboarding and skiing, I’ve noticed that white people like to keep their lift pass attached to their northface as long as possible. I think it’s to let everyone know that they’ve been to the slopes recently, or at least to leave the impression. Maybe it’s to remind people that they don’t just have the ski jacket to lounge in…..i dunno?
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Screw that stackin’ crap, season pass all the way!
BTW, Asians cannot snowboard. Only white people. I dunno what it is, it just doesn’t work out for them.
Hillarious because its so true!
Actually I prefer leaving my lift tickets attached to my jacket so that I don’t have to repeatedly get new metal clips. Keep sticking the tickets together and you save a metal tag each time… however, I do believe some do keep them on to be “trendy.” Those who have one ski pass that just sits there season after season.
the snowboard is more like $400.00 + these days.
hey i snowboard but i’m filipino. (aka #11) haha.
i love this list, it’s just as funny as the “stuff asian people like” page.
the snowboard is more like $400.00 + these days.
hey i snowboard but i’m filipino and have been one plankin’ it for almost 9 years now and my favorite still are the girls in the lodge that don’t ride/ski but just drink hot toddies.
oh btw, screw the metal clip and lift tickets. i’m a season pass kind of girl..
i love this list, it’s just as funny as the “stuff asian people like” page.
Sboarder, your a dip shit. Get educated before you make dumbass remarks. I’m guessing you’ve never been to a mountain resort in your life. I live in BC and there is a huge culture of asian snowboarders here. Mostly Japanese. In Japan, slopestyle and big air events will typically draw 20,000 people or more. I see all kinds of different cultures on the mountain every year and each passing year the numbers grow. Mexicans are taking up snowboarding and skiing at record pace.
Signed,
40 yr old white guy.
P.S snowboarding numbers are on the decrease BTW. Skiing is on the rise. So you guys at ” stuff white people like” should probably check your stats a little more closer.
Also, Northface is a skier brand btw and Burton is no longer considered cool since they decided to cater to the masses with generic styles and cheaper board construction. Both are considered tourist brands nowadays. So if you want to be that cool white guy that fits in next season, look to smaller, quality brands like Sessions, Quicksilver, Nomis ( if your really brave)
hahah so true.
I live in the middle of the Canadian Rockies, and while snowboarding and skiing are both reasons white people move and visit here, I find that now Heli-Skiing/Snowboarding is taking priority.
I mean, take all the normal costs of gear and add on a couple thousand dollars for helicopter lifts and expensive Chalets and you have an exclusive experience that they can describe to their friends.
There is nothing we like better than being the first person to be dropped off by helicopter to take in some fresh snow. There is no such thing as frivolous when it comes to winter activities…
I just want to point out that your prices are off. I mean, where can you get a snowboard for $200? Goodwill? And only $100 for boots?
Yeah, I gave it up 7 years ago because it is like a money pit. Plus I think lift tickets go up every year. In 1998 I went to Brighton, UT for like $22. $58 this year. That is a lot of Wes Anderson Movie tickets.
Snowboarding is one of the hardest sports to get into. Expensive as shit for your first season, frustrating as hell to learn, and painful on the body.
That said… after investing in gear over a couple seasons, getting comfortable on your board, and getting your moneys worth out of a season’s pass… i havn’t found anything i love more..
except maybe asian chicks and watching Steve Nash get 20 assists.
What a fucking idiot.
Wow, you’re– like– so rad.
yeah I’m going snowboarding tomorrow its true out of thousands of others only seen one black snowboarder
Nash? what about Crosby? and I’m a buffalonian! I wanted to suggest an online store that’s good and cheap for equipment. Try dogfunk.com I have purchased from them they’re fast and cheap!
hope that softens the financial blow for you.
Good luck. have fun.
Combine Snowboarding with other Stuff White People Like: Indie Music and Marijuana.
Damn that is my life in a nutshell in Keystone. Throw in “Power, Corruption and Lies” and you got it.
I believe White people like cross country skiing even MORE than snowboarding
just got back from the mountains, and cant really deny this one…
i think the money thing is way off. me and all the snowboarders i know are poor college students. i go snowboarding all the time without having to buy all that expensive junk. its easy to find cheep stuff online.
Bigtime! I’m going XC skiing right now and maybe I’ll even take in a yoga class after that. It is so non mainstream, that only the most advanced white people are into it.
There is also the whole bit about not using as much energy (no chairlifts) and not supporting corporations, as most of the larger resorts are owned by conglomerates.
#123-“posers” = people who use money to act like the real thing.
The truly white prefer telemark skiing. It’s very European, Norwegian I believe!!! This is only for the AP class!!!
Yeah, I freed my heels 10 years ago. Love the telly skiing.
A good topic for debate around advanced white people is telemark vs. AT/randonnee (sp?).
I cannot tell if that is a man or woman in that picture…
There are ways to make snowboarding cheap…
#1. Pack your lunch
#2. Get gear at a discount store
#3. Buy a season pass b/c it will save you a lot of money
#4. Carpool
#5. BYOB
Wow, what a poor article.
My black friends all have an aversion to the cold and think I am crazy for boarding in 0 degree weather. That having been said, I do know several black people who snowboard.
In addition, you also insulted people who snowboard by calling them yuppies. I make very little money, but I snowboard. If you love a hobby, you are willing to invest in it. And as always, you can find discounts if you are intelligent. Judging by the list of things you put in this article, it is very clear that you do not fall into that category.
I work at a snowboard/ski shop and this is perfect. The sort of people that come in are just like this, especially the women. They are crazy about having matching coats.
I snowboard and I don’t care that much about having new gear, so it’s fun to laugh at the people who care so much about looking good. But hey, they’re the reason why I have a job, so I can’t really complain.
Your black friends may have an aversion for snowboarding but that is not a truism for all black people. My white friends have an aversion to playing basketball outside during the summer, but i know that they do not represent all white people.
Secondly, snowboarding IS expensive compared to, say, basketball or any summer sports activity (swimming, baseball, rollerblading, etc). Investment means spending a considerable amount of money, especially if your investment is in snowboarding.
And one other point: It is a seasonal sport. Unless you live in northern Canada or the European Alps, you cannot do it all round.
White people can endure colder temperatures than black people. It’s a scientific fact. Common sense really. I wouldn’t doubt black people can endure hotter temperatures than white people.
hahaha great one i have a 2 dollar jacket and 5 dollar pants from value village used boots and a 50 dollar board
Um, as a black person… I do not like the heat and dont know very many black people that dont complain when its frickin hot outside. Black attracts heat and it dont feel good… I like snowboarding, but dont own my own stuff I borrow it from my white friends lol.
Aaron I refer you to article #101 on this blog.
You obviously have never actually snowboarded.
I work at a large ski/snowboard resort, and from my observations, skiing is by far the whiter of the two sports. Among ski instructors at our mountain, I believe we only have 1 black instructor and a couple Asian, out of around 200. Snowboard instructors are actually a pretty multicultural lot, by comparison. Skiers tend to be the more Yuppie bunch, while a lot of snowboarders are actually just skater boys in winter clothes.
As a lifelong, obsessed snowboard chick with lots of white guilt, I can tell you that the photo and description of gear needed is vastly underestimating what the true white snowboarder needs to do and have in order to maximize “steeze.”
-Proform:a little card that gets you gear for under-wholesale prices. for shop kids, industry types, well-connected individuals. Because paying retail is for suckers.
-Quiver:a set of boards for different purposes: powder, charging hard and fast, park. Each board will be between $300-900+. Vintage board collecting is another matter entirely.
-Enough sets of outerwear that you don’t have to repeat a combination for at least 2 weeks. Outerwear made by ski companies is not “core” and thus should be avoided. True devotees will get invited to the sample sales where reps sell off all of next year’s gear that they’d used to show merchants. translation: you had it first.
-Base layer pieces: varying weights for changing conditions, preferrably merino wool, Icebreaker preferred. pieces start at $40.
-goggle sag: when park kids drop their goggles so low that their nose is no longer visible. believe it or not, some companies are providing “built in” goggle sag with no nose pinching.
Speck of pepper in a sea of salt: Black people who snowboard. For the ulimate multiculural, diversity sensitive street cred, you must have at least one black friend that snowboards a lot.
Day Totals: To seperate further the distinction between “I snowboard” and “I’m a snowboarder,” snowboarders often keep track of their days ridden, now with websites like ridersjournal.com giving you a live shred season blog.
sister pants: when boys wear snowboard pants that have been taken in down the thigh with a sewing machine, the bottoms having already been let out and/or embellished in order to fit it over the boot. (side note: girl in photo is displaying one of the most laughable things in snowboarding. a n00b that didn’t bother to make sure her pants would go over her boots.) Sister pants crews tend to stick together and share sewing and crochet tips on the lift.
Gaper: from the phenomenon of the goggles to hat or helmet gap, usually found on the stylistically clueless. A gaper not only is a n00b, they likely snowboard twice a year only, have whatever Wal-Mart jackets, pants, hats, mittens they could borrow from someone half/twice their size, and no sense of irony whatsoever. The wrong kind of white people, as portrayed by the non-white girl in the photo above.
60, 70, 80, 90, or 100 (thanks, Aspen) lift tickets. That’s why you see so many kids with wire cutters in the parking lot.
Conclusion:
There are some snowboarding-related things that white people just adore like “steeze checking (snap judgment based on fashion)”, saying the word apres, mocrobrews, PBR, being “extreme,” supporting “core” businesses that haven’t sold out to The Man, marijuana use with accompanying accessories (see the Burton 420 kit), expensive food that isn’t fancy – sandwiches, burgers, chili, boasting about one’s skills knowing that it’s a metaphor for the penis, old european cars and subarus (dog cage optional), men who think about fashion more than women, an excuse to bundle up in the cold wearing fashionable clothing to express one’s personality, and thumbing their noses at the lesser classes.
hey “uh huh…..” usually I don’t look for negative return on my investments. Please use the word correctly next time you decide to use it..
Are u people kidding me listen to yourselves…Sports are for everyone. It doesn’t matter what your skin colour is..It could be white,black,pink or purple..If you enjoy it and you’re dedicated to it then great for you.
What the f*** does it matter if you’re wearing woolworth or whatever the other expensive brands are . Also who gives a damn about what other people think about what u’re wearing.
If they wanna take that on themselves then it sure sucks to be them cause u’re having the time of ur life and they’re giving themsleves wrinkles about what u’re wearing.
Hi Natasha. If you don’t correctly understand self-mockery and irony, the point of this website is lost on you. Also, you should really not use text speak. it just sounds ignorant and lazy.
ps- i’m giving myself wrinkles from smiling while snowboarding in the sun. wearing my epic outerwear, laughing at kooks.
You sound like a Colorado gaper to me. haha-2 weeks worth of outerwear. U kidding me???!!! That cash could be better spent for a AK heli trip, though anything steeper than ur driveway maybe too steep. Maybe u white gapers should learn how to ride first before worrying about ‘steeze’!
Willie McMillon said it best, “Snowboarding was better when you hated us.”
And Bob Klein said “if it’s free, it’s me.” Some of us know how to work flow. Retail is for suckers. White people often have the money, yet get a rush from a deal. Oh, and I always get in 40+ days a year. In Utah.
i love both snowboarding and skiing they freaking rock whoot whoot whoot
Hahaha, I live in Boulder. Most of these stereotypes are perpetuated so vehemently here that I almost want to leave, but I have to finish up grad school while eating sushi first. I wonder if Mos Def is coming to town any time soon, and if he is bringing scarves with him to give to the all-white audience?
Little late, but a lot of you guys sound really quite pretentious. Debate all day, it’s still not going to make you right. Although anonymity is rather fun.
You know what else white people like? Snowboard VIDEOS!
click my name!
I’m not clicking your name! That girl in the picture is black? Snowboarding just plain out rocks. Anybody up on the slopes is usually white. Ha, ok fine, maybe just in utah. Actually I’ve been snowboarding in Utah and saw some Asians at Snowbird from Japan. Cool to talk to them. lol
Not sure where the author gets his stats been i’ve been snowboarding for a few years now in the same $50 pants, $200 jacket, and at an average cost of $25 a day for lift and lodging. Only an idiot would buy the food or drinks there… get a cooler and bring your own beer and sandwiches. Better yet, bring a grill. This whole page just seems bitchy, focussing on a few assholes in each area. Don’t get me long, i love racist stereotypes, i really do, but these aren’t even statistically accurate.
Roger that!
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I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE who seem to WASTE their money on anything that has to do with snowboarding.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
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Snowboard TV shows in hi def.
as a white person who likes snowboarding
and teaches other white people to snowboard
40 dollar socks are really just going too far
35 is the top you should pay
but really
not all snowboarders are jack asses
just the minority that actually has a jacket more expensive than their board.
In March when I was snowboarding someone asked me how I liked my Spyder coat(paid $90 for it, retails for ~$500), I said it’s alright. I guess he must have seen this blog and was trying to poke at me or something.
This is just stupid, it’s not exclusive to people with money. And when you say white people love it, why show a picture of something(can’t tell what gender it is) smiling that is clearly not white?
I suppose snowboarding can be expensive… I’ve been on a board for 11 years and on skis for 20. My jacket was only 50$, my pants were about 80$, smartwool stockings $20, I live in the asshole of Wisconsin, and my snowboard + bindings are my pride and joy and probably worth more than my car ($400). This being true, I wouldn’t exactly call it a rich persons sport.
However, I would argue that skiing is more of a rich white person sport… have you ever been to Vale and seen the pristine old cougars jean-skiing (jean-skiing = the act of skiing in ones jeans, it often portrays the idea that one is too skilled to wipe-out and therefore does not need to wear snow-pants.)
That being said:
ski’s with bindings= $1,000
ski boots= $500
Poles=$70
Lift Tickets = $60/day
Jackets= $50-$600
Jeans= $150
Watching them yardsale down an intermediate blue run, and soak their jeans= priceless.
Yes, snowboarding is most definitely expensive and beyond the financial means of most people. A lift ticket alone is more than a day’s minimum wage, maybe 2x that over the holidays. I doesn’t HAVE to be super expensive, but the rise of overpriced trendy “skate shops” over the last 10-15 years definitely says something about the “extreme sports” in general.
Did anybody else comment on how this asshole blogger put a picture of a BLACK guy snowboarding? Kinda fux with his point, no?
no ightriderk, it kind of fux with you!!
beeeotch.
Well, I feel dumb because I’m obsessed with snowboarding (way to drop $1500 in one season, I say to myself sometimes), but at least my stuff cost proportional amounts. My jacket was $150 or something, my board $400ish. But right on. Snowboarding is so hot right now. And at some places, you will only see white people on the slopes, it seems. Weird. And Shaun White makes it more acceptable. Man I hate that guy.
40+ days…. man im so jelous. Im from NZ and we probly don’t even get that many good days in our season.
I just got in a huge fight with my (rich, white) boyfriend because I told him that snowboarding was a sport for rich people. He went apeshit, as he’s been boarding for 11 years. So I googled “snowboarding is for rich people” and found this. Soooo THANKS for helping me prove my point!! Great blog. 🙂
I’ve long suspected, by the spot on nature of this site, that the author is very familiar with stuff white people like – is white.
But sersiously. Seriously! So wrong here. The outdoors in general, and snowsports in particular, are a haven of white people. But snowboarding is the new golf – the sport people do because rich people do it, only since they aren’t rich, they usually can’t afford to to enough of it to get very good.
Go to a ski resort, preferably in the spring when all the highschool kids are out, and almost everybody who isn’t white is on a snowboard (nevermind that the populations is still incredibly white). Where you’ll never see a non-white is on telemark skiis.
Oh, and the boots cost more than 100 bucks. (As mentioned, if you really want to see white people, look to telemark, where the boots cost 600 in an attempt to compensate for bindings that can’t keep your heel to the ski or release when you crash, because they haven’t changed in a generation.)
it didn’t start off for RICH white people. only when it became trendy.
you don’t have to be rich to snowboard. you save your money, invest in a good board, boots, bindings, pair of sunglasses and you’ll probably want an ipod, beanie, and good gloves. long underwear under a water proof pair of cheap pants and a light jacket b/c you’ll sweat and get hot.
reuse the above the next time. all you’ll pay for is the ticket. it’s not that bad. you don’t have to go to vail. you can settle for winter park, or beaver creek in co. haven’t been there in a while. it may be more expensive now but it’s cheaper than vail.
congrats on landing yourself a “rich, white” boyfriend. i’d hang onto him in this economy.
Dude, Beaver Creek lift tickets wer $97 last season, same as Vail’s. Owned by the same people and everything costs the same. Only thing that makes the Beav better is fresh cookies at the bottom of the mountain at the end of the day.
I live in Vail currently, and holy shit yes it’s a more expensive area. The majority of the people who live here in the Vail Valley, infact, SKI!
Ski Gear:
boots: $200-$1000: depending on the skiing you would like to do.
boot heaters: $25-75$: cause I mean YOU have to have those?
Skis: $200-$2000: again dependingon the skiing you like to do. Most people have two – three sets. Park, Groomers, Pow skis.
Jacket: $100-$900: on your sweet spyder jacket that you’ll wear for only ONE season.
Pants: same
poles: depending on the brand $30-$200
and so on and so forth.
snowboarding is the “poor mans” sport. if you may.
blah blah blah shut up white girl.
:o)
LOL I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com and I must admit it’s just as funny!!
wow this is funny. now i really wanna try snowboarding.
I have looked up at this link http://www.DanielDickey.com and believe me it is a pile of crap, stop this perfectic advertising, it’s so 90’s
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It can be an expensive sport if you’re super into it and have your own gear but it also doesn’t have to be. For example, I live in Reno and Lake Tahoe is only 40 minutes away. A lot of kids will work at a snowboarding resort then they get a free pass for the season. Then, usually one of their friends will work at a snowboarding shop and they’ll loan you gear for free. Or, a lot of the resorts around here will have deals for locals and college students, sometimes even free lift ticket days. I’ve never seen a black person either ski or snowboard in Lake Tahoe. I have seen a TON of asians though, they usually snowboard. I think skiing is usually thought of as an old-mans sport, ski equipment is more expensive than a snowboard.
Close. I would never pay less than $500 for a board and $200 for boots.
Oh, and Black people either can’t ski/board or don’t like the cold, which is why it’s a white thing.
As funny as that was and as accurate as it was, I still think snowboarding is an insane sport. Aside from all that stuff, there’s no better feeling than zooming down a hill at insane speeds. It’s very exhilarating!
Snowboarding Junkie!
Go to Mt. Rose. Our Falcon’s ski team head coach is black and he’s an AMAZING skier.
On a totally different note, and this is sort of directed as an open letter to the owner of the blog and also people who’d like to post their own opinions) I’ve found myself disagreeing or not being able to identify with a lot of the aiomatically presented material on this blog which led me to ponder two questions:
1. Is it possible that this is about white people of a given age?
2. Am I (not) white?
I suspect the answer to question 1 is that yes, this, for the most part, only applies to white people of a certain age. My girlfriend is that age. My girlfriend is basically characterized by EVERY entry on this blog. It’s anecdotal evidence, but I’m pretty sure I’m right.
The answer to question 2 raises some more questions. I am in fact, half latino but I was raised in a culturally ‘white’ home in the 70’s and early 80’s, characterized at the time by ‘things white people like’ appropriate for that era (powder cocaine, captains chairs, piano key ties, converse all-stars) and also timeless white people things (marijuana, huge musical collection). Is being ‘white’ a cultural phenomena or is it genetic? If it is genetic, does that explain why indie music and ironic tattoos do not appeal to me? Why do I want to go to Japan so badly? Why do I value snowboarding and my huge music collection so much? Should I stop doing white things?
I need help.
You think thats great, try getting laid!
This was a little disappointing for me in that I live in one of the top 5 resorts in the US.
Anyway, the real snowboarders and skiers are dirt poor. We get most of our gear for free. We work for the mountain or shops that will give us passes and we live in 2 bedroom apartments with 4 people so that we can afford rent.
Also, the costs you put on were way off.
Boots are like $200 new, a board you are looking at around $350 for an ok one, then bindings are around $150 for ok ones.
The white people that come into town we usually call gapers cause they look like idiots and have no clue what they are doing.
Oh, and Japan loves snowboarding too. Absolutely amazing riders come out of there.
Japan is another Thing White People Like! Interesting that it should come up under the heading of snowboarding. Are all the Things White People Like connected in some way? Is it possible that there is some vast WEB of Things White People Like?
Every few years a new fad spawns a new generation of holier than thou purists of some discipline that few can feed themselves with. Surfing, skateboarding, snowboarding. While I have enjoyed doing all those things, real life has always kept me balanced.
Just because a few might think your kool for what you’re doing, most see you just wasting your time. I suppose its better than going queer or getting a tatoo.
you are the truth
Although this is partially true, in a few centers like Utah and Vermont it is essential for a white person to ski, since resorts such as Alta and Mad River Glen are closed off to snowboarders. Most of the people who ski regularly at these resorts are white people looking for an excuse to:
a) wear outdoor performance clothing
b) smoke marijuana or drink beer
c) ski with other hip white people
GREG , GET OFF THE INTERNET BOSSMAN SAYS YOURE WASTING TIME AGAIN!
(btw Im headed to the mountain in about an hour, dont worry about what I (we) do with our time, you focus on your own bullshit)
if you snowboard youre instantly black. baggy pants baggy jackets baggy english.
you only get white when you stop that jibbing bullshit and start riding big mountain only.
laugh? he caught you and your people SLACKIN AT WHAT THEY SHOULD BE GOOD AT and you laugh?
the only one justified in laughin is me. Now get your battered and bruised black ass back on that board and entertain me.
The true liberal arts degree of winter sports is a cross between telemarking and cross country.
but damned I think I have to give cross country the nod, because those poles and the resulting leg muscles look absolutely ridiculous for the level of elitism they come with.
sounds like a buncha damned jibbers.
Black ski week at Snowmass broham.
Do it.
Im white and *I* think its fucking awesome.
Where you headed? Brokeback? again?
asspen.
Why is everyone complaining about prices?
I started skiing last year.
My g/f got me new skis ~ 400, and these were middle-level – you can get some for around 200
I bought boots ~ 150
Jacket, pants, poles @ Sports Authority/Dicks = 60, no joke
I go skiing at night – $25, no kids, no lines.
Snowboard stuff is even cheaper, because of less complex boot/binding systems.
$200 for boots
$350 for “ok” board (you know, just “ok”)
$150 for “ok” bindings
$700 is a lot of money for some people. I’d think it would be a lot of money for somebody who has to sleep four-deep in a two-bedroom apartment just to get by. God, it sounds like a nightmare.
Is “not telling people about the trust fund” a SWPL?
I don’t understand the whole cost thing… when i got back into skiing 4 years ago i got everything for $300, I already had a winter waterproof coat and pants.
Now i’m getting into snowboarding and i got all the gear for about $300 again, it’s about finding the deals and being willing to wait till the end of season to purchase new gear (I bought all my crap in April).
You don’t have to be a snob with the best new trendy stuff.
A little dissappointed in this one- c’mon, really cool white people telemark, DUH!
And if you have to ask why, or what it is, ask the white people at the ski resort about where they found that “cool retro wool sweater”, or about how uncool “Randonee” skiing is. HAH!
another thing white people love- finding deals
Snowboarding is no longer “an alternative sport outside of the mainstream” its become so mainstream it scares me and makes me not want to snowboard. also 200$ for a board PFFT, white people like my self have to buy Burton and spend at least 500$ for a board 200$ for bindings and 300$ on boots.
god,
what does the author of these things have against white people.
i mean really,
becausenthe majority of snowboarders are white means that we do it because its expensive and too many black people ski?
you sir,
fail.
and hard.
no your argument is not relevant.
so STFU.
A true standard in comedy blogging.
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fix’d
– $500 North Face or Burton Jacket
– $200 Snowpants
– $40 wool socks from Mountain Co-op
-$60 thermal top from Mountain Co-op
– $60 thermal underwear from Mountain Co-op
– Living in an expensive area that is close to mountains ie) Boulder or Vancouver,
or performing driving marathons to reach the nearest slope they deem “good enough”, after which they party will at least $300 for a couple nights in a hotel
– $400 Snowboard
-$150 bindings
– $150 boots
-$70 lift ticket
– $20 to pay for your overpriced burger
– ability to act really annoying
although these people are complete morons, their money makes my gear cheaper. thanks!
i love how the picture is a black lady haha
-Living in an inexpensive area that is close to the mountains (ie. anywhere in the interior of B.C.)
-Snowboarding in the backcountry and never paying for a lift ticket: priceless
-Actually being good at it: you will never know
-backcountry backpack filled with gear, transceiver, beacon, probe, etc. = a shitload of money.
-dying in an avalanche anyways= priceless.
HAHAHAhaha 25 minutes.. maybe if youre going 120 mph and youre the only car on the road and its not snowing. but then you would tip your subaru over anyways, because your subaru outback or impreza is not really a rally car. boulder is at least an hour and a half from loveland. its 25 minutes from idaho springs! haha
Snowboarding is a huge market-driven big business today. Movies with good-looking pot-smoking youngsters doing triple volts off a huge cliffs accompanied by some “alternative” hip-hop/hc/punk/funk. Shiny magazines with cool snowboarders talking about how much they party, what gear they wear and how pure and extatic powder in Alaska is.
The average consumer buys a snowboard and expensive shit and goes snowboarding 3 times and quits. Realizing it´s a pain to learn, fawkin expensive, and you really don´t have the time to travel to the resorts anyway. Most people have to work.
you sir are dumb. just because snowboarding is no longer an alternative sport, you don’t want to snowboard anymore?? What are you too cool for all those other people that are up on snowboarding? In that case your snowboarding for all the wrong reasons. I snowboard because its fun. who cares how many other people are snowboarding. And also you dont HAVE to buy all the expensive shit. ohh yeah I forgot you have to look as cool as possible, which for you may be impossible because you probably suck.
heheh, I grew up right at the base of a ski mountain. Snowboarding was as natural breathing (or skiiing, if that’s what you are into).
As snowboarders, I remember all the skiiers being the stuck up snobs.
The price list in this post was pretty funny though…fairly close, until he got to the snowboard price…$200? That would be a really cheap/crappy board. I bought mine used for $150, but any decent new board is gonna set you back $400+, and if you are buying $500 jackets, more like $800 for a board.
You can tell a real boarder…the board will be perfect and expensive…but he will be wearing a cheap coat and jeans, because all the money goes to the board itself. Screw clothes, move around to get warm!
bah, that’s what evenings and weekends are for. Most of my co-workers find the time to go very often, and work full time.
And a pain to learn? You can learn the basic in a day. By your 4th time going, you should have no problem trying smaller jumps and tree/powder runs. It’s easier than learning to skateboard or rollerblade.
Your a fucking retard who probably sits on his ass all day in his moms basement playing world of warcraft. I bet you tried snowboarding and was to much of a pussy to learn it and gave up like the “average consumer” that you described. Why don’t you pull your head out of your ass and stop criticizing a sport that you clearly don’t understand. I cannot stand people like you who go around criticizing and making fun of things that they know nothing about.
Nice one, Conor. I remember when I was in junior high and learning how to curse, too. It’s sweet that nowadays, the online forum can offer a safe, secure place for you to try out your new vocabulary without concerns about being overheard by your folks. Good luck and congratulations on your burgeoning pubescence and accompanying “rebellion”!
And Terje…spot on there, guy. And not a trace of bitterness to be found. I can tell you’re good company at dinner parties and it sounds like your life is filled with joy!
As a supervisor at a ski resort, I can tell you that a lot of people do dress like Shawn White and ride like Ray Charles, but the majority of people are just like you and me – young, great looking, independently wealthy, pot-smoking, crowd followers. Life is so much easier when decisions are made for me in glossy magazines. Except for the pot thing…they’re not allowed to talk about that in the magazines. We get that from the movies.
Have a great day, guys.
I can see two sides of this.
I see the people who focus more on looks and dress like they’re about to go rob a bank, and then i see the people who are out on a mountain and are just there to have fun, not as a fashion statement.
It’s a real stab at snowboarders to say we’re all pot-smoking jerks but i guess there’s stereotyping for all the stuff thats not mainstream these days.
Guys, calm down. It’s satire. No need to go trolling.
I’ve heard that snowboarding is being replaced by snowrailing. Snow rails (made by Razor) are three times slimmer than the board and require a level of skill most snowboarders would find intimidating. The cost for rails is higher (currently a good rail will set you back $2100), but the high is much more intense. Only the true soul surfers ever ride a snowrail, the rest are just suburban wannabe’s.
white people do love to snowboard, as much as blacks and mexicans go to six flags. resorts are retarded now though, hurry up and wait in line.
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that’s exactly what i thought! hilarious!
i’m talking about the black person in the picture…
don’t forget the lift ticket.
DUH!! its all about the over priced burton jackets!! ALL DAY SON!!
Those prices are way off. I’ve never heard of a 500 dollar jacket or 200 dollar snowpants.
LOL!! LOVE IT!!!
This is spot on… the only things that needed to be mentioned that weren’t mentioned are:
– Fixing their bindings in the middle of the trail, because pulling off to the side would be too courtious and polite.
-Wearing hankerchiefs around their faces to pretend like they’re Shaun White.
-Rebelling to the “conformity of skiing” by participating in the fastest growing snow sport in the country (snowboarding.)
-Making dangerous and annoying ramps in the middle of the trail, because they’re “hard-core” , but not hard core enough to use the ramps given to them by nature (cliffs.)
…actually when you look at all of this… I guess it falls under the last bullet in the article… THE ABILITY TO ACT REALLY ANNOYING!!!!!
I was looking “surfing”,, but id made a stop here, true, true, but what about surfing? i mean you can find latino, white, but ive been surfing since 1994 and i never been waiting on the line and see a color guy or girl,.. uhh? or its just me?… good articles by the way,.. peace…
True!, mmmhh i think they saw these at the finest store at Aspen,lol,.. or am i cheap?
OKay. so I am not white. haha but i am half filipino half japanese (a rare hybrid. x)) I absolutely love snowboarding and it pisses me off to find “ghetto” white teenagers being douches on the mountain. Anyways, snowboarding to me is really fun, because it gives me a rush of danger and I love it. PLus, my dad gets free shit. anyways. i love these blogs, keep going… and you shud do a post on using faces while emailing. -.- <—– like that. FML. kay bye.
only 200 bucks for a snowboard, 500-1500 at least. cmon
You also forgot $150 bindings, $70 goggles, etc…
ooo. William is a skier. He left a comment full of sarcasm. Anyway, I am sad to see this on here, but I must admit, it is true. Every tool and popular girl at my school loves to boast about how he or she has gone snowboarding (only once, usually) and about how much they hate skiers. As a snowboarder, I have been sad to see my favorite sport degraded over the years by the fools who want to act like they were one of the rebellious teenagers who started the sport in order to stick it to the man. Well spotted, Mr. Lander.
fuck skiers
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Where the hell did you find that picture?!?!?! Definitely photoshopped. Not real!
There is nothing wrong with snowboarding and there is really no reason to buy the most expensive gear. SECOND HAND SHOPS WORK GREAT!
I got my board for a christmas present from my boyfriend, jacket for 30, goggles for 7, pants for 25, hat for free because I told a joke at a ski resort at a starbucks booth, boots for 15, binding for 7 and socks I already had because I live in the country. So I don’t know what the hell you are talking about.
thanks for the tips man
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fuck snowboarders.
white or black alike.
especially the ones who don’t know how to brake.
just a nuisance and should be allowed on the slopes.
they have to learn how to use their two legs before they settle for one.
“they have to learn how to use their two legs before they settle for one.”
Hmm last time i checked, snowboarding requires the use of 2 legs. Also, assuming you’re a skier, i would advise that you learn to brake in lines so your beautiful skis don’t carve scratches into out boards. Thanks!
Awesome! Great cost breakdown. Snowboarding is definitely an expensive sport! Funny article, thanks for sharing!
$40 for wool socks is pretty steep, the must be designer label. Gucci or Prada maybe?
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Man this is just racist! I havent owned a burton product since 2003. That brand was cool in the early 90’s now its just too mainstream. By the way people think Arrested Development or as I call it A.D. is the best show ever because it is. The only reason it was canceled is because ignorant lunatics like you didnt understand its genius!!!!!1
You wish you owned a PRIUS Earth hater!!
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snowboarding is awesome, if you dont like it you either cant or are too scared to do it. Perhaps your un-coordinated ass got knocked over by a boarder while you were skiing and then you began to cry.
P.S. you forgot to mention how most of them have to say “stoked”
Why do you have this and not surfing? I mean, they’re both board sports. I know a lot of API and even Latinos surf, but go to Huntington Beach on any given Saturday morning, and it’s full of old white guys. Plus, a lot of Azns love snowboarding, too.
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Yeah I’m white, I live in Vancouver, and I live for snowboarding… 😀
You know the more i read this site the more i think that Japanese are the new white..seriously you should see the overpriced fashion parade that is snowboarding in Japan
lol…your funny
‘Perhaps your un-coordinated ass got knocked over by a boarder while you were skiing and then you began to cry’
It sounds like this Ed Hardy wearing motherfucker is black by his inexperience in many of these fields. Go up to the mountains around here and the majority of people are some tipe of asian now.
@el blanco>> or, more likely, you just don’t give a shit.. I think most people fall into this group.
I’ve worked with a few douchebags who taught snowboarding and others that thought is was some kind of religion..
it seemed to me that they were looking for something nobody else cared about to tell everybody they were good at, knowing nobody gave a rats ass and wouldn’t check. Either way they were all soon given plenty of free time to persue their “hobby” of choice.
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There is a growing rift between snowboarders and skiers, especially at the higher-end mountain resorts which are almost exclusively visited by white people with lots of money.
You see, snowboarding got to be so popular among white people that many just did it for the trend and acceptance among peers. This resulted in a lot of snowboarders at the resorts…who never cared to learn how to actually snowboard.
Inevitably, this resulted in an increasing trend of ski trails getting destroyed by the newbie snowboarder’s “snowplow” technique of getting down the mountain, without ever making any actual turns. This has royally pissed off the more elitist white folk who only enjoy two planks on their feet, as the snowboarders can quickly turn a fresh powder day into a scraped out mogul track.
However, if you are a skier, and have enough money, you can move to Utah and buy a season pass to Alta, and never worry about snowboarders ever again, as they are one of the only resorts left in the country which do not allow them.
If you are black, brown, yellow or red, and wish to get to know the upper crust of white culture, learn to ski, and go visit Alta.
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August 18, 2011 Obama: The Affirmative Action President by Matt Patterson (columnist – Washington Post, New York Post, San Francisco Examiner)
Years from now, historians may regard the 2008 election of Barack Obama as an inscrutable and disturbing phenomenon, a baffling breed of mass hysteria akin perhaps to the witch craze of the Middle Ages. How, they will wonder, did a man so devoid of professional accomplishment beguile so many into thinking he could manage the world’s largest economy, direct the world’s most powerful military, execute the world’s most consequential job?
Imagine a future historian examining Obama’s pre-presidential life: usheredinto and through the Ivy League despite unremarkable grades and test scoresalong the way; a cushy non-job as a “community organizer”; a brief career as a state legislator devoid of legislative achievement (and in factnearly devoid of his attention, so often did he vote “present”) ; and finally an unaccomplished single term in the United States Senate, the entirety of which was devoted to his presidential ambitions. He left no academic legacy in academia, authored no signature legislation as a legislator.
And then there is the matter of his troubling associations: the white-hating, America-loathing preacher who for decades served as Obama’s “spiritual mentor”; a real-life, actual terrorist who served as Obama’s colleague and political sponsor. It is easy to imagine a future historian looking at it all and asking: how on Earth was such a man elected president?
Not content to wait for history, the incomparable Norman Podhoretz addressed the question recently in the Wall Street Journal:
To be sure, no white candidate who had close associations with an outspokenhater of America like Jeremiah Wright and an unrepentant terrorist like Bill Ayers, would have lasted a single day. But because Mr. Obama was black, andtherefore entitled in the eyes of liberaldom to have hung out with protesters against various American injustices, even if they were a bit extreme, he was given a pass.
Let that sink in: Obama was given a pass — held to a lower standard — because of the color of his skin. Podhoretz continues:
And in any case, what did such ancient history matter when he was also so articulate and elegant and (as he himself had said) “non-threatening,” all of which gave him a fighting chance to become the first black president and thereby to lay the curse of racism to rest?
Podhoretz puts his finger, I think, on the animating pulse of the Obama phenomenon — affirmative action. Not in the legal sense, of course. But certainly in the motivating sentiment behind all affirmative action laws and regulations, which are designed primarily to make white people, and especially white liberals, feel good about themselves.
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Holding someone to a separate standard merely because of the color of his skin — that’s affirmative action in a nutshell, and if that isn’t racism, then nothing is. And that is what America did to Obama.
True, Obama himself was never troubled by his lack of achievements, but whywould he be? As many have noted, Obama was told he was good enough for Columbia despite undistinguished grades at Occidental; he was told he was good enough for the US Senate despite a mediocre record in Illinois ; he was told he wasgood enough to be president despite no record at all in the Senate. All hislife, every step of the way, Obama was told he was good enough for the nextstep, in spite of ample evidence to the contrary. What could this breed if not the sort of empty narcissism on display every time Obama speaks?
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I’m Hispanic and have been snowboarding for over 10 years. I live in a town that has almost NO white people and the reason my other hispanic/black friends don’t go with me is because they just DON’T want to. As for your list of over priced items, I can do the same with any sport, just pick the most expensive things. I just got a burton jacket for 57 dollars, brand new on eBay. My snowboard with bindings and boots cost under 300 ALL together. The most expensive clothing purchase I’ve made were my bottom thermals, and guess what, they are NIKE FOOTBALL thermals, at 60 dollars.
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