White people are under a lot of pressure to like cooking. Everything in their culture tells them that they need to have a nice kitchen and that they need to cook with organic, fresh ingredients to make delicious, complicated food.
Though any great chef can prepare fantastic meals with a knife and a few pots, white people believe that they need a full cadre of appliances and gadgets in their kitchen in order to live up to the pressure.
If you go into a white person’s kitchen you will find a waffle maker, a rice cooker, a steamer, a food processor, a panini press and a blender. They also have hand powered devices like flour sifters, ravioli crimpers, pizza cutters, potato ricers, and a sushi mat.
But, in order for them to truly enter into whitedom, they need to own the holy grail of white kitchens – the kitchen aid stand mixer (right). They will match this mixer to their kitchen’s color scheme and it will make up the focal point. And much like many religious artifacts, it will remain untouched for months and even years, sitting on the counter to be admired as a testament to their lifestyle.
Kitchen Gadgets also serve as one of the main reasons why white people get married. Look at their registry and you will find gadgets for any possible task in the kitchen. If you end up buying one of these for a white person, your card should make reference to them using a lot to make beautiful food that you hope you can eat one day. This kind of stuff goes over like gang busters.
If you find yourself in a conversation about these things, a good way to say a little but mean a lot is to mention that you “find the consumer models to be poorly built, my friend, a chef, brings me with him to a restaurant supply shop that’s not open to the public. The stuff there is real quality, it’s where I get all of my pans.”
If this is too big of a risk, you should just throw out a combination of these words: “le Creuset, Calphalon, All Clad, Williams Sonoma, and Sur Le Table.” White people go so nuts when they hear these words, you won’t even have to finish your sentence.
This is GREAT!!! Black people buy rims, asians buy houses with cash, mexicans make lowriders, white people buy stupid appliances.
I’m looking for the universal word for “those of our kind who are an embarassement to our kind.” Cracker just doesn’t cut it for whitey, nigger is taken, everything else is just too damn ethnicity specific.
How about, “losers”?
I’ve seen some interesting racist sites, but never a good whitey site. Great job. Doo dih doo dih doooo I’m lovin’ it.
Stand mixer is great !!! I want it ! I often cook cake. So I think that if I use this mixer , I could cook vely well. Moreover I think this mixer make people happy.
Now I am high school student. Several years later I will become company person , I want buy it!! Ha ha ha!!
I hate white people.
This is completely and postively true. I willingly admit that my soul could be purchased for the queenly sum of a granite countertop, a Volvo and a French Enamel Cooking Pot shaped like a bell pepper.
Alas, I am white and therefore no one wants to buy my “soul.”
man you should be selling this stuff to white people… hello kitchen gadget affiliate programs!
Ummm, it’s Sur La Table, not Sur Le Table ๐
“Iโm looking for the universal word for โthose of our kind who are an embarassement to our kind.โ Cracker just doesnโt cut it for whitey, n—– is taken, everything else is just too damn ethnicity specific. How about, โlosersโ?” – Rich Hill
How about “eunuch”?
All hail the Kitchen Aid!
I bought White Appliances so I could make my own Taco Bell menu features. Being white (and fat), I eat like three combos.
I also am addicted to Ex-Lax. How many brothers do you know who love Ex-Lax?
What is funny about it is that you do all of these things yourself.
white people have rice cookers? I thought this was a purely FOB thing. when did you start eating rice? finally you’ve come around to the food staple of the majority of the world!
The kitchen aid mixer… Somehow I grew up in a house without a counter space wasting mixer. Mom made cookies and cakes with a regular old hand held electric mixer. How medieval!
That’s pretty funny… I bought my husband a KitchenAid stand mixer for Valentine’s day, by his request. We also have All Clad and a rice cooker, of course.
I got a DUVET.
we don’t need rice cause we’ve got corn. i can’t wait till my tortilla press arrives in the mail.
The Kitchen Aid stand mixer is excelled by the Bosch Universal. It is imported from Germany, more expensive and can knead 6 loaves of whole wheat bread at at time with its included dough hook, wheat that has been ground in a Nutrimill home wheat grinder. My wife has both on our granite counters. We never eat white flour or sugar, which is another sign that we are white people.
Why would you go through all the trouble of buying that crap when you can hire a mexican who can do it without those gadgets? Just kidding, I wouldn’t hire a mexican.
Out of the listed kitchen gadgets, I’ve only got a blender and a pizza cutter, but I’m white and I like to cook.
Maybe I’m just too poor to care about things I don’t really need.
i’m but white but I’m getting married next year and i can’t wait to do the registry (don’t want to do it too soon and look greedy) just so that i can get some calphalon pots and pans! This site is awesome and i’m rolling on the floor laughing. it’s a commentary on our whole upper-middle class lifestyle and i love it.
My spouse loves kitchen gadgets, but I do most of the cooking. She bought a deep fryer about 13 years ago and we have yet to use it. I took it apart once and read the instructions. It sits serenely under our brushed chrome Kitchen Aid mixer that is used solely to make pizza dough. My spouse has used it to mix cookie batter a few times and a few pies, but didn’t really want to wear it out. What I’ll do is put things like that fucking deep fryer on ebay. One day she’ll ask me what did you do with the deep fryer and I’ll say remember those delicious Spanish reds, Syrahs and Zinfandels we drank…
stuffblackpeoplelike – eating watermelon! hahaha!!!
stuffarabpeoplelike – pumping oil! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike – gang warfare! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike – eating beans! hahaha!!!
stuffchinesepeoplelike – shooting heroin! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike – welfare! hahaha!!!
stuffjewishpeoplelike – keeping money! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike – wearing sombreros! hahaha!!!
stuffchinesepeoplelike – eating rice! hahaha!!!
stuffarabpeoplelike – kissing goats! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike – wearing sombreros! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike – sniffing glue! hahaha!!!
aren’t i funny and clever!!!
don’t you dare call me a racist!!!
I’m white and have a pasta maker, waffle iron, and coffee grinder. I should be murdered.
My wife wants a kitchen aid stand mixer so bad. the red one specifically. i told her ‘no’, that would make us more whitified as we already wash our dishes in the dishwasher (instead of using it as a drying rack or random utensil storage). i’m not sure i can stand being MORE white than that.
I’m confused. I’m Chinese. I was born in an old village and we had to pick raw rice from the fields, then bring it back to the shack to squat down and wash and cook at the fireplace. If we were lucky enough to catch a chicken or duck that was running around, we’d slaughter that motherfucker too.
When we came to America we thought white folks didn’t cook since you guys have like restaurants n shit. And like those machines, I think they’re called microwaves. And you guys have so much food that you keep it stored away in cold boxes. Like you don’t even eat that shit right away like us starving chinamen do.
20) You may not be racist, but you aren’t funny, either.
Actually, Anonymous, white people are the ones sniffing glue.
And I just bought a quesadilla maker – no flipping. It’s my second one – moved to England so had to get one with the right plug. I’m so white I glow in the dark.
I think your blog is hilarious.
I do not cook, yet I find myself lusting after Calphalon pots. I also own a lemon zester, a garlic press, and a cherry pitter. You know, just in case.
I own that waffle maker but I am moving up to the double waffle maker soon….
i am a tool
heh.
thing is, the two All Clad pans I have are the only pans I have, and they’re the last goddam pans I’ll ever have to buy. and I use em all the time.
the rest of the cited stuff is stupid yuppie tchotchkes. all you need are a few good tools. if you’re a lousy cook, thousands of dollars worth of crap used once a decade aren’t going to help.
I have a Kitchen Aid mixer that I only use at Christmas. I keep it in a closet, because if I keep it on the counter, it gets dusty. Dust is bad in the kitchen, mmm hmm.
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I have a theory that the upcoming white person’s must-have kitchen item are Japanese knives (like Global brand). They have a number of advantages over other knives:
– White people love Japan. Other high-end knives are made by Germans, ie other white people, and white people like to spread the love to other cultures in the name of diversity.
– The Japanese Global knives look different with pocked metal handles so white friends who aren’t in the know will ask about them.
– They were touted by Anthony Bourdain so they will win you cred with your white foodie friends.
– They’re still pretty expensive.
PS I love my Kitchenaid. I use it only twice a year, but when I do, it’s awesome.
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I have a kitchenaid stand mixer almost exactly like the one in the picture. (Wasn’t picked to match any decor, though.) I use it at least once a week, though, often more. Apparently I should stop using it to complete my whiteness.
Drat You!
I want one of those Kitchen Aid mixers. My wife has not one but two rice cookers (however being from the Philippines the small cooker is used daily)! We do cook a lot and the tool would get used.
Here is a related one for you cookbooks. The Joy of Cooking the New York Times cookbook, and an assortment of ethnic cookbooks etc. Not only do they have them, but all are stainless and pristine.
I just found your blog today. This is hilarious stuff! BTW I have that exact Kitchen Aid mixer. It’s sitting out on a shelf in plain view. I used to keep it in a closet, but I decided if I look at it every day, I will use it more. I now use it about once a month, up from once every 3 – 6 months. But I’m telling you it mixes up a giant batch of cookies, and makes quick work of sponge cake. (which I’ve made once in my lifetime)
I read this and went down stairs to work with my friend who happens to be white, buying this expensive toaster online, that has a side for bagels and also 2 sides for tost. I almost peed my pants.
Without my waffle machine I would starve to death!
Hey, I actually use my cobalt-blue-matched-to-my-kitchen Kitchen Aid mixer. To make chocolate chip cookie dough, which I eat raw. If I’m pregnant, my husband makes me use pasteurized eggs to do this, which makes us absolutely glaringly white.
KitchenAid stuff has always been understood to be de rigueur. The latest status gadget is the tagine! If you don’t own one that means that you still go to restaurants with drive-thru windows.
“William Sonoma said:
The Kitchen Aid stand mixer is excelled by the Bosch Universal. It is imported from Germany,…”
Please, to real cooks it’s a paperweight.
Mine is “gun-metal gray” a popular color for gay men during the nineties. Makes a great object d’ arte.
I have a (sob) cheaper Kitchen Aid, you know, the one that was all hubby could afford. I used to use it almost daily but that caught up with me and I got diabetes type 2. Now it sadly sits and watches me eat little or no carbs.
I still, however, want to get it painted up with flames, ala Alton Brown.
Does that mean I’m turning into white trash??
It is funny that the previous poster mentions Alton Brown, white people really really like Alton Brown.
Psh. No self-respcting white person has a panini press, when a George Foreman grill doubles as one perfectly well.
Don’t put me in your little white box. To paraphrase Charles Barkley, “I am not a stereotype.”
Do I drive a Volvo? Yes. Do I own enough kitchen gadgets to open my own Sur La Table? Sure.
Can I lip synch to Kanye, Young MC, Digital Underground, De La Soul, Rob Bass and a host of other cross-over sensations? You betcha.
I own Doc Martens. I ride a $2k mountain bike. I have traveled, studied, and lived abroad. I have seen Elton John in concert.
I am so white that if I stand naked in front of a snow drift, all you’ll see is a pair of green eyes.
Does any of this make me a bad guy? I doubt it.
I love Nas – particularly Stillmatic and I Am…
I don;t cross the street when I see a black man walking towards me.
I remember when dunking meant Larry Nance and Dominique more than Vinsanity and Dwight ‘Superman’ Howard. (Shit… 7′? Of course you can dunk negro. Call Greg ‘Cadillac’ Anderson’ sometime.)
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go put on a Cosby Show DVD show I can see what life is really life for black people in America…
Peace to all you whiteys, blackies, yellows, browns and any othe color out there.
Except you blues. Fuck you Smurf ass motherfuc*ers.
This for the person that continues to post the same thing(#20)…I’m black and I don’t think your racist …Well everybody to a certain degree and who cares…but Black people and waterMelons? When did you come to that conclusion? Have you witness black people more of their fair share of water melon or did you hear it can kept repeating it? Maybe fried chicken but even that shit is old…Now you can change that to Rims, big a chains, ear rings, Nike shoes, white women,….blah blah blah. Those things I can deal with….And Mexicans and sombreros …Come on NOw!!!!
i’m white and my most gadgety kitchen thing is a cheap pressure cooker from walmart (with a crappy gasket). other than that, i’ve got a couple knives, a sauce pan, a big pot, and a fry pan.
you had me rolling with that last bit with le Creuset, Calphalon Williams Sonoma etc. Good reads so far!
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So true. I’ve been talking nonstop about my new food processor since Christmas. Ummm, and my le creuset baking dish….yeah.
Okay, now that I’ve read most of the entries, this one is defnitely the funniest of all.
Two of the whitest kitchen-related words ever: Bain Marie
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I have a sexy Empire Red Professional Kitchen Aid. I use it daily to make Organic whole wheat bread, of course. I also make cookies for underprivileged kids that I teach. I’m so on the list!
Busted: I own that exact waffle iron and a Red Kitchen Aid. Too funny.
BUS…TED. Not only do I own a Kitchen Aid mixer along with every other gadget on the planet except a Tater Twister (hey, even I won’t stoop to that), but we have the PRO series with about 6 different attachments.
In my defense, the HUBBY wanted it and we do use it from time to time.
I think I need some nice expensive wine…..or tequila.
C’mon Dan D. (#46) — You spend five minutes with a Williams-Sonoma employee (preferably a holiday season temporary “for the discount” who could buy and sell the full-timers) and you will be convinced that a Pannini Press will correct all the evil brought upon the world by the George Foreman Grill.*
(a “wrong kind of white” product if there ever was one.)
This is SPOT ON.
#54
I feel that who ever wrote this column is smart. It is so true about white people loving to use kitchen gadgets. The reason I think that white people like to use these gadgets is because they are so damn lazy to cook from scratch with their hands for themselves. The only people that use these gadgets are the people with money. A funny thing is though every ethnicity has their own specific ridiculous thing that they buy for no apparent reason. Black people buy humongous rims that look stupid and put them on a piece of crap car, the rims look like they even cost more than the car. Mexicans try so hard to me like the white man they buy so much stuff to make their house like all nice and cozy. Then the white people have the appliances for they can make their lives easier by being lazy. Thatโs how I see everything.
Jason Is Gay
Don’t knock our gadgetry. That’s how we killed all the Indians.
I’m White and this thread is accurate. But I use my stuff, since I work from home.
I just found your site today through Daily Candy and my husband and I cannot stop laughing, especially since the two appliances pictured here are the ones I received for Christmas.
And yes, my K.M. mixer is set in a prominent place on the counter and yes, it gets used since I am a SAHM who loves to bake.
Expect more comments from me as I read through this. Oh, and I just told my readers about you too…
Ha ha ha!. I have the best appliance of all- a dependable dishwasher. She’s 17 and it’s her regular chore. We don’t have a mechanical dishwasher in our kitchen, so we use a human one.
We also don’t have the KitchenAid mixer, although it’s impressive in a very white person way. My husband is a budding chef and is more interested in sharp knives. Ha ha ha!
I, too, have a kitchen aide mixer, with most of the attachments, but I also went to culinary school. My wife’s favorite is the juicer attachment. We own a cheap Proctor-Silex Belgian Waffle maker, but own one just the same. I have two coffee grinders. I use one to grind spices (I also have a white friend who uses one to grind, uhm, ‘herbs’). Cuisinart Food Processor, check. Ice Cream/Gelatto maker, check. Rice cooker, pressure cooker, check! Mandoline, check! $200+ dollar (5 years ago) kyocera ceramic knife, you bet!
I’m pretty much as white as they come. Even had an N.W.A. cassette.
this post is pretty dumb. you’re basically that white people like to cook. so? doesn’t everyone?
Ha ha ha, Cracker, I love it that you think this post is dumb.
You were obviously interested enough to read and then comment on it. Good for you!
What do you like to cook anyway?
P.S. Please look up the following:
Comedy
Laughing
Irony
Sarcastic Wit
Spontaneous Grinning
P.S. Please also read The Elements of Style to help with your writing skills. One should always proofread to make sure you don’t any words out.
I grew up with all of these mentioned appliances. Does that mean my family wants to be white?
i have that waffle maker and im black…lol
I hate these things. They take up more counter and cabinet space and hardly ever get used. I have an all in one mixer, blender, food processor and one of those hand blender mix whip chopper uppers thingies. Knives , a good board and a whisk will do more than most of these appliances put together.
Of course you still need a toaster , but I dont consider that a gadget, nor a microwave. And I love to cook. I hate to clean and put tons of stuff away though. The less junk in the kitchen, the better the cook :>
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My Kitchenaid stand mixer makes the best damn garlic mashers you ever tasted!
“If you go into a white personโs kitchen you will find a waffle maker, a rice cooker, a steamer, a food processor, a panini press and a blender.”
Oh my. I actually have all of these. Yes, even the panini press. Blame my wife.
By the way, I think this blog is hilarious. I expect this will go viral and be huge in no time.
Wait a minute. The NEW COOL mixer is the Cuisinart Mixer! It got GREAT reviews at that White Person Institution – Cooks Illustrated.
I ran out and bought one right after that. And it’s BETTER than the KA.
Also the reviews at amazon.com also have great ratings for it.
I replaced my microwave with a shiny, German-made built in steam oven, enabling me to properly prepare my organic produce from my local farmer’s market without losing the essential nutrients. The veggies were prep’d with a Global knife, of course. I think I should get a lifetime achievement award.
My red KitchenAid came from my mother; she decided to change to a Cobalt Blue kitchen scheme and could only justify it by unloading the red one on me. I used to hate it, but fortunately you have pointed out the error of my ways. I am going to make some meringue (since I have the Isi whip cream cannister, I don’t use the KitchenAid for anything else).
I own a KitchenAid Cobalt Blue mixer! I use it all the time. I make cakes (especially bundt cakes), brownies, cupcakes (with homemade frosting – no can frosting here) and cheesecake.
White people love gadgets, that’s why Pampered Chef is booming.
White people also love shortcuts and overpriced stuff, and to have it combined with something “foodie” is their dream come true, hence the success of Tastefully Simple. I bought a box of brownies from TS for $7, but felt it was worth every penny. It was like the heroin of brownie mixes.
Every white person loves two songs: “Carry On My Wayward Son” by Kansas and “It’s More Than a Feeling” by Boston. Of course, they all love them ironicly so they can reconcile liking two incredibly mainstream songs and having Pavement on their iPod.
Along the same lines, every white person ever loves a guitar solo – the longer and more meandering the better. Solos are generally the measure of how good a band or artist is. This does not apply to any music made after 1979.
I love my kitchen appliances. I like to leave them sitting out on the counter for display, but for some godawful reason, my roommate keeps putting them away in a cabinet somewhere. It’s so annoying!
I want to buy a rice cooker next because I don’t know how to make sticky rice in a saucepan.
I special-ordered a pearlized copper KitchenAid Stand Mixer and use it every weekend in tandem with my waffle maker. In fact, I think that the stand mixer should be the mascot of this website because it has a lot in common with it: It whips whites really well. PS, the next big white person kitchen gadget is the immersion blender (not the TV one, the $99 Breville one from W-S). And yes, white people love Williams-Sonoma so much they abbreviate it.
Get the Zojirushi Neuro Fuzzy rice cooker. It is worth the space it takes up and not only makes perfect sticky rice, it plays a little tune when you start it and when it is finished. Unfortunately the tunes are not by Kansas or Boston. I even know Asian people who have the Zojirushi-and of course I know lots of Asian people.
This is partially because white people already have everything by the time they get married. Since there is nothing more they need they are forced to ask for odd kitchen contraptions. Other white people feel the need to fulfill these requests.
OMG I own a Kitchen Aid Mixer and it’s Red to match my kitchen… it is also my most prized appliance! I actually do use it to BAKE cakes (you donโt cook them) at one point I thought I was going to burn out the motor on it making frosting for the cake. This site is just so great…..
You mean gadgets in general and people who have money, in general.
How could you leave avocado slicer off of the list of gadgets?
http://www.kitchen-classics.com/avocado_slicer.htm
(We got ours at Target, and gave two to some white friends.)
I own a kitchen aid mixer, cuisinart food processor, mini cuisinart food processor, blender, rice cooker, and every kitchen gadget under the sunโฆbut I’m Asian. This must be quite the paradox, lol. Guess I’ve been assimilated into the way of the white folks. Most of the points here apply to me more than to my white other half! At any rate, this site cracks me up, good job.
We have 5 waffle irons in my house. I am the only one who makes waffles and I’m only “home” for about 4 weeks a year. There are also two Kitchen Aid mixers. You didn’t include that many of these people are big on their kitchen storage space. None of these things are actually on the countertop, which leads to them being even more forgotten…
he he he…
i totally heart my kitchenaid stand mixer more than you know. hard to believe, i know, but i actually use it.
you should taste the super delicious, sublimely fantastic things that i can produce with it…vegan cupcakes, 20 flavors of whipped cream, vegan masa for homemade tamales with hand made salsas and fillings. i’m not vegan and i’m blinding white but i love to make vegan treats and all manner of so-called ‘ethnic’ dishes.
i use organic ingredients from whole foods, the farmers market or sunflower market. then i eat them while drinking coffee that i bought on travel to some faraway place, listening to indie music or npr, sitting on modern furniture, contemplating whether i need a graduate degree to pursue a job at a non-profit organization other than the one that employs me at present, all while my dog watches and drools because i love him but not enough to feed him human food (or maybe too much to feed him human food?)
My Calphalon kitchen knives are the greatest cutting implements ever created.
I use them to chop up the ingredients that I put into my Calphalon pots and pans.
It’s glorious I tell you.
You seem to have left off the George Forman Grill….Its a throw back to “Having Black Friends” but also a useful kitchen gadget. I use mine all the time.
Appliances, especially anything from Europe. Even though they break down in a week, and you can never ever get them serviced. Also, outlandish baskets made of woven twigs are popular. Used for “gathering herbs, fruit etc” from the summer garden. These ugly baskets are called “Trugs”.
ahh! I love kitchen gadgets!!
I’m white and I own a Kitchenaid stand mixer. But does it count, because I got it on clearance for 75% off at Target, and didn’t care about the color b/c it was the only one they had? Also, my husband really is a chef and used it within a week…. And we had been married a year and a half before I accidentally stumbled upon it in the clearance section and bought it. We didn’t put it on our wedding registry, b/c we realize they’re just too damn expensive at full retail.
i agree, but rice cookers are really nice. maybe it’s my extreme whiteness talking, but the rice cooker makes the rice so much better and i am incapable of making good rice without keeping constant watch but the rice cooker has a TIMER a TIMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so you can do other stuff and it will keep the rice warm after it’s done! that is whyi really want one
I’m white, I cook every night, and the only one of those powered appliances I own is a blender. It was, ironically, a wedding gift. I only use it to make my own mayonnaise. 1 egg + 1 cup oil = delicious. A couple of good pots and pans and a sharp knife will go a long way.
I have an evil step mother who gets tickled whenever she gets new kitchen shit.
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Evidenced by my girlfriend tonight
I’m busting up. Forever.
I’ve read a lot of the posts at this point, and this one put me over the top.
Too much! Too true. Too right on the nose.
Anna
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I love my kitchen gadgets. I worked in a housewares store for a while. I admit it…I have a Kitchen Aid stand mixer. I’ve got the meat grinder attatchment and everything. It was a gift, but damn if I don’t love that thing. And no, it does not match my kitchen.
As for the other appliances, the only one I have is a blender. I think the only thing I’ve ever used it for are margaritas. Those are important.
As for the other necessary kitchen appliance – the Salton Sandwich Maker. You put a sandwich in, and it comes out as grilled cheese. No, I am not a frat boy. I work 60 hours a week, and sometimes cooking an actual meal isn’t an option.
Other than that, my coffee maker was purchased for $8 at K Mart; my microwave is a vintage 1983 Toshiba that easily weighs about 30 pounds; and the closest thing I have to a food processor is one of those glass jars that has a blade you push up and down.
I LOVE my kitchenaid mixer. i have the very model in the picture, although covered in a mix of flyaway flour and powdered sugar.
I love my Kitchen Aid Mixer and I’m not even close to being white! I absolutely had to have it for Christmas a couple of years ago that I pestered my dear hubby until he could stand it no more…. I wanted the Green Apple one to match my kitchen decor, but my hubby bought me the Whitey White one…oh well it blends in.
It now sits in my garage all lonely and boxed up because it’s too big to be displayed in my compact sized kitchen. I think it may even be bigger than my microwave, huh!
I think for Christmas this year I’m going to pester him to get me the Kitchen Aid Pro Lineยฎ Series Espresso Machine. I wanna be white!
Awesome site…
White people buy rice cookers because we saw them at Asian people’s houses. The only difference is that we paid $100 for them at a kitchen supply store rather than $20 at an Asian supermarket.
Also, some of us have rice cookers as a result of dating Asian women, who brought them into our homes and left them there like old toothbrushes.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
My partner’s roommate (who is whiter than I am— and -I- have a soccer scarf!) bought a blender for more than $800. His reasoning was that it gave him ‘status’ to own a blender that cost that much.
No joke.
Yes, we have the KitchenAid stand mixer – Cobalt Blue. It sits right between the Cobalt Blue KitchenAid blender, the Cobalt Blue KitchenAid toaster and the Cobalt Blue KitchenAid utensils. Nearby are the ceramic mason jars and glass butter dish specifically purchased because they are the same color as the KitchenAid appliances.
Does anyone know where I can find a Cobalt Blue KitchenAid rice cooker?
You totally have my number on this one. I get a complete hard-on for a mint-green mixer.
If you’re white and successful, you have nothing but All-Clad pans. I would rather give up my $5K a pop hooker than my All-Clad. Plus, if a Nigga’ breaks into your home, you can bonk him on the head! Nigga’s have glass pipe, Whitey has the All-Clad!
Kitchen Aide blender? Oh, please! The only blender any respectable Honkey should own is a Vita Mix 5000. It costs an arm and a leg, but goddamn, it’s the best blender made! I make smoothies every night (that’s right, with VANILLA yogurt) to go with dinner. Nigga’s got their OE, Whitey has the smoothie.
Don’t forget the mango slicer or the pineapple corer. Two gadgets you can’t live without!
a senior citizen am I……I have had all kinds of kitchen gadgets…………the only one I have now that is truly used is the good ol micro-wave!!!!..best invention they ever made!! oh and a toaster!!!…..who cooks,after they reach the empty nest stage?
Well, you pegged it… My Almond colored Kitchen-Aid is sitting beautifully on my counter… collecting dust… because it hasn’t been used in over 2 months… Oh, and I really want that waffle maker, bet I won’t use that either. I suppose next I will have to buy a new house equipped with a kitchen big enough to hold all these gadgets…. Ah.. where will it end?
Look here…
This site is mediocre at best. It is mildly entertaining. Half of the items on this list are garbage. The effort and thought put into this list is pretty embarrassing.
if you want some actual funny entertainment/blog/writing/insightful/great stuff
http://www.garbarrassing.com
go for it.
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my soda stream is the greatest piece of technology I could ask for it can make Chip-soda!
I’m seriously DYING laughing. The funniest thing I’ve EVER SEEN!!
I have 2 waffle makers, a rice cooker, a steamer, 2 food processors, 2 blenders (plus a stick blender), a flour sifter, a ravioli crimper, a pizza cutter, a potato ricer, a sushi mat, and (ta-da) a KitchenAid stand mixer with the meat grinder attachment. Additionally, a set of Henckels knives, home-brewing equipment, a mezzaluna, an olive oil mister, and a pizza stone. I feel so white.
No panini press yet.
Yeah, I gotta agree. I love me some kitchen gadgets. The first thing we bought with our wedding money was the Kitchen Aid stand mixer, which has yet to be used. Oy. I am so white.
I only have a waffle maker and a blender. None of that other fancy stuff. Although my waffle maker isn’t one of those cool new flippy ones. Mine actually is from Wal-Mart and the handle to open it is broken. Don’t have one of those big kitchens to keep all that stuff. You know white people like big kitchens. Just found this site. What a hoot. I just don’t fit in with all my white counterparts.
I’m glad you listed Williams-Sonoma here. Your blog is so perfect. Not only is my entire kitchen outfitted by Williams-Sonoma, when they come out with a new and IMPROVED waffle iron, coffee maker, whatever, I go and buy that one, too. Then I donate my old, but still new, whatever to Goodwill. And I feel so good about that!
Other white topics to consider:
J. Crew
Barbour
Pendleton (anything Native American is very white, right?)
Mid-century Modern
Mini Cooper
Pearl necklaces
Large, diamond studs
Shelter magazines (ideas for decorating and renovating)
Keep up the great work.
Of course we eat rice: organic brown rice, organic basmati rice, organic wild rice…We just don’t eat the long grain rice that’s sold at the average grocery store!
You’re a moron.
I don’t understand how people do not use a mixer. It is good for practically everything. Yes, I am white. No, it does not matter.
“Look at their registry and you will find gadgets for any possible task in the kitchen.”
What am I supposed to put on my registry then! I’m white, my fiance is black – do we veer on the side of the wife or husband with this one? I hope the wife cuz I want my KitchenAid! In red, so it can match my modern kitchen ๐
Oh dear. I’m about to use my Kitchenaid to make butter, using cream from a local dairy. ARGH! so, so white. Tomorrow for dinner I’ll be busting out the pasta maker, for its twice yearly use.
I swear this enitre website was written about me.
I pooped my pants
I have TWO kitchen aid mixers (one is a hand me down from an aunt, but I keep it around just in case something happens to the original) and I adore them.
Williams-Sonoma catalogs are like porn for me!
for my college graduation gifts, i got a pomeranian puppy and a kitchen aid mixer (black to match the rest of my appliances and my over priced knife block) with the icecream attachment. i also have one of the most extensive silicone bakeware collections, all in blue, including 3 different sizes of bread pans, a multitier wire cooling rack and a tupperware container just for round layer cakes.
my boyfriend doesn’t know it yet, but i’m buying the pasta attachment for my mixer instead of getting him a birthday present.
CAN’T… BREATHE… LAUGHING TOO HARD…
The word you’re looking for is “yuppie.”
Get in line.
Interesting…another word for “eunuch” is “democrat.”
All that’s too complicated. It was simply easier for me to marry a Japanese woman. Plus, that took care of the rice cooker gadget. Maybe I took #11 too seriously?
You left out the fact that once a white person has spent gobs of cash buying kitchen gadgets, they take the leftover money and go out to dinner.
Did you know that Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” was born from a “More than a Feeling” riff?
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The best white people kitchen item in the whole world is a machine you can buy that heats two hot dogs and two buns in an electric machine. Can you imagine ANYBODY feeling a need for this appliance? I admit to owning a good big food processor, but that’s because I have an enormous family that likes to get together and I therefore find myself making food for 100 people. Other than that, good knives and a couple of decent pots work just fine.
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Um….that’s me. I have used my Kitchen-Aide Mixer once since I got it. And I purposefully put it on my counter, as if it is a status symbol. And I keep telling my boyfriend we should get married so we could get free kitchen stuff!
le Creuset is elite! HA!
This is soooo me!
I’m white and the only kitchen gadget I like is the microwave for my frozen mac and cheese.
me too, I have all those things for my house and now that I own a camping car, RV, I have all those things for my camping adventures. I used my electric roaster to roast a 16 pound turkey this weekend while camping. yep, I’m half Irish and half Mexican but pass as white
i have all those things at my home and in my RV. This weekend while camping I used my electric roaster to roast a turkey. yes, I went horse back riding while my turkey roasted. What a life, I’m white
This is so amusing to me. My husband and I don’t own any of the specialized gadgets mentioned in the blog post (such as a “ravioli crimper”).
However, we own the exact two appliances pictured. ๐
I laughed until I cried when I read your comment. We could be sisters!
Late to the game on this one, but:
* Want to see a stunning display of self love? Find the comment by “Surlabob.” Someone get him a tissue or two. Geez.
* Captain Garbarrassing: Driving page views (of your sad blog) using this method is @#$%ing pathetic. Loser.
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I have a pizza cutter, since I buy that frozen McCains pizza deal for $6.49 from the Price Chopper.
What in the HELL do you need a ‘rice steamer’ for? Are you serious? People pay MONEY for that??
That’s messed up.
Ravioli… ‘crimper’?
I remember buying my mom (yup, white) a Kitchen Aid thing for Christmas when I was a teen. She went NUTS! The stupid thing cost over $250, weighted like 35 pounds, and all it does is STIR STUFF in the bowl.
HUH?
But it made her Christmas..
I want this post to prove that I’m not as white as the usual white people; I do indeed cook, love it, but I don’t have a fab kitchen and I resist buying kitchen gadgets. However I do have a KA stand mixer, wedding gift, which does not match my kitchen decor and lives in a cupboard when I’m not using it. (anti-establishment white person)
And I do have three All-clad pans and one Le Creuset. BUT the All-clad doesn’t match. Matchy-matchy is nouveau riche.
I think a really advanced white person has read Laurie Colwin’s essay on the “Frugal Persons Batterie De Cuisine” and has acquired vintage cast iron ware and kitchen gadgets at tag sales, Junior League thrift shops, and estate auctions. I only buy vintage cast iron if I can help it. Any arriviste can shop the Williams-Sonoma catalog.
If you are a very rich advanced white person, you can go to that vintage kitchen implements store at the Ferry Building in San Francisco (where they have the world’s most exclusive Farmers Market) and buy antique copper pots and coffee grinders imported from France. Ding, ding, ding – multiple white people points.
Boy, for a partial white person who tries to be less white and consume lower than my demographic group, I sure have good ideas about how to one-up many of your list items. You ought to pay me to consult on tuning up your food snob section…
This site has made really accurate observations in the past, but none that hit so close to my little white girl heart.
It actually pains me that y’all are refering to the Kitchen Aid, a tool I consider essential to any grown-up’s kitchen and which is enshrined in my heart, in the same breath as a sushi roller thingy.
White men are awesome to date though!!!
Not written by an Asian chick( By a BLACK “OMG” yes a black chick)
Likewise. I have the smaller of the commercial models and I use it on a regular basis. If I had to give up that and my food processor, I might just cry.. and start eating takeout.
Face it sis. We mexicans are just trying to BLEND IN with this society so that we don’t attract too much attention to ourselves, so they can let us stay!!
Does the kind of Stuff White People Like include things like
Justice, Equality, and Truth?
http://www.survival-international.org
I think I’ll use this site as a catalogue. I have to admit, I do own most of the listed objects, but there still are a few great ideas on this blog.
blondie, the above is ironic. don’t take it seriously.
Hey, now, those are some pretty necessary components to any white kitchen! Except the garlic press, of course, because my Italian Nonnie would beat me with her wooden spoons if she caught me using one of those… : /
I definitely lust after a Kitchen Aid stand mixer, but I have this strange tendency to USE my innumerable kitchen appliances!
Really? My mother bought the Cuisinart Mixer and we found it to be a disaster. The fact that the bowl rotates instead of the mixer leaves much to be desired- mixed batter, for example.
A just bought Mos Def Yesterday! Great buy.
I know! It’s so tedious having to count the silver every day…
This is a site about white people, not asians.
LOL!!! You must be living in America… You see. what is in your kitchen is a financial thing. Rich black (or asian or whatever) people have what they want in the kitchen. (up to and including other people to do the cooking) Poor people have what they can afford… Nothing to do with the color of your skin.
Yeah so just because I’m not out there fighting for “Justice, Equality, and Truth” doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy my new Smood potato masher!!
http://www.dreamfarm.com.au/smood.cfm
When did life become so complicated? Can’t we just enjoy our fabulous kitchen gadgets and all get along?!?!
I have officially become white! I just bought my very own KitchenAid Professional Stand Mixer with lift bowl!
Have no idea how often I am going to use it but I am already admiring the Onyx Black colour that matches my fridge and stove.
Nomadic Asian
Is it completely tragic that I asked for a kitchenaid for my 18th birthday and got it? In pink as well. For my baking and cake decorating. I won’t let anyone else use it its all mine!
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My skin is more white than my white kitchen aid!
I eat only exotic organic rices that Rainbow Market, the worker owned co-operative sells (cooked in home made organic free range chicken stock, FTW) but I worry about the carbon impact and feel guilty. This makes me an advanced white person.
If I had a mixer it would never stop working! I grew up using one and it makes cooking sooooo much easier.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL….
Want my number?
bahahahahaha.
That is all.
Oh man. I have been lusting over a kitchenAid mixer for a year. Neither my boyfriend or my immediate family will buy me one. I miss my rice cooker but have become semi-proficient at making rice on the stove top. I have a food processor, and a George Foreman grill that I used once decided was terrible and banished into the back of the cabinet where it will never be seen again. All of my pans are ancient cast iron (inherited) and I would sell my potential children before giving even one of them up.
What I really need is a decent pan that won’t stick for cooking edgs in. =/ And a stand mixer.
Edgs are not eggs but they’re close!
I’m black irish by ways of Australia dating a black man and love to cook. I am also very confused by this website due to the fact that I have never laughed so hard in my life.
KitchenAid is a home appliance brand owned by Whirlpool Corporation. The company was started in 1919 by The Hobart Corporation to give restaurants
I just made KitchenAid red part of my kitchen color scheme so I didn’t have to worry about my kitchen gadgets matching.
LOL We have a kitchen aid. We have a ton of random crap in our house. Its super clean and spiffy lol but we have a ton of stuff to make raw food with. We are those stereotypical vegan, organic whites lol. I like the vitamix better than the kitchen aid though! I am laughing so hard right now. This site is really funny.
Well Aren’t You Just Mr/Mrs Smarty Pants!
(I Can Wiki Too!)
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Ok so i’m not white, but im pretty sure white people don’t have rice cookers. when every i tell my friends i have a rice cooker they’re all like WOAHHHHHH thats so asian!!!!!
I’m white and have a rice cooker, but I’m probably in the minority, since the other week it came up in conversation and my friends thought it was so bizarre to have an appliance just for cooking rice.
I love my rice cooker. ๐
I love my rice cooker, too. For my Asian wife, it’s a necessity (see #11)
How many different types of whisk are there now? I’d like to start a cute collection. Does that make me more dorkily white or less dorkily white?
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If what you’re friends are saying is correct, Roger Ebert must be “So Asian.” From the NYTimes Magazine about three years ago:
Favorite gadget: You can live your entire life never cooking with anything but a rice cooker. In fact, I’ve been threatening to write the rice-cooker cookbook. There’s a warning on my machine that says, ”Do not cook anything in this but rice.” But there’s no reason for that warning. You can make stews, soups and pasta in it.
I never understood why you needed to rotate those waffle irons. Aren’t both sides hot?
When I worked at Linens-N-Things, the easiest thing to sell in the world was a KitchenAid of Cuisinart stand mixer. They had more attatchments than would ever be necessary. We also sold a lot of useless coffee/tea/hot choclate makers.
Yup!
We have a red kitchenaid cuisineart mixer that exactly matches the red tiles in our kitchen! And a blender and and a food processor and 2 waffle makers and a sandwich maker and a hot air popcorn popper and an orange juicer and a breadmaker that was in the way and we never used so it’s in the laundry room…
Ha! I’m white; I have one of those most useful appliances, in white as well. Actually, it’s my mom’s, rather, and she has about 5 billion other things, including boxes upon boxes to store them in since she doesn’t use them. However, my sister is probably partly to blame, since she is THE whitest person in my entire family. The only useful gadget I want that we don’t have is a rice cooker; my mom is so stubborn on not getting one, yet she have a garlic press, and she buys minced garlic…Oh well. At least that thing’s small, not like the big hunk of crap ice cream maker that my sister blew over $30 bucks on. She then proceeded to buy expensive materials to produce “homemade ice cream” which ended up tasting like crap. That’s another thing that should be addressed on this site; white people loving to spend lots of money to make homemade items that can be cheaply purchased (which a good part of the time end up coming out like crap).
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Sur la Table. Crimeny…I know that and I don’t even cook. But I do like the appliances and my eyes kinda glaze over in those stores (in a trancy way), so I guess I’m white.
I love this blog and how it makes me laugh at myself. Well at least I use my mixer, AND I have a non-consumer model (and vintage!) Hobart. I win at being white in the kitchen!
I thought I’d give a word out for something unique especially just for KitchenAid owners.
It’s called ArSyl Custom Covers Creations. They customize covers for your kitchen. They can make matching Mixer, Toaster, Food processor, etc. They have lots of patterns to match your kitchen. What’s great is you can request quilted or non-quilted; whichever you like… Having it quilted for an extra $5 and it’s worth is so worth it!
Again, the website is: http://www.xanga.com/sckyutgirl3
I don’t use my Mixer everyday, especially my food processor, chopper and blender. The covers helps keep away the dust from my precious appliances!
White people also like antiques and kitsch.
Well, Im black and Ilove sur le table, Kitchen Aid Products and CuisinArt. The thing that is different about me is I actually use my appliances. I happen to have passion for fine food. I dont belive race has anything to do with it. I am persuing a career in Culinary Arts, I take what I do very seriously. I just have one question: Does liking upscale appliances, andkitchen gadget make me a white person.
Hi, it’s me again. I hope you were not offended by the first comment I made, but to tell the truth I am offended by this blog. It is highly offensive, and almost racest. You are saying that only one race would like high end kitchen materials. Well you are absolutely incorrect. I happen to love all the brands you mentioned, and I do use my Cookware. It does not just sit on my counter, just to look pretty, or show off. I wouldn’t stoop to that level.
This is coming from an African- American girl, who is in Culinary Arts. I have big goals for myself, I dream big, I think big, and I always want the best for myself no matter how small, or big it is.
I also would like to say that I am not just standing on behalf of African-Americans, but others Nationalities that you may have left out that love ,what you say, “STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE”!
I hope you dont’t take my comment in offense, but take it as a lesson learned.
God Bless You, and have a good day!!!
I am an Asian-American, my mom uses the KitchenAid appliances. She loves to cook, and so do I. We are also big fans of Le Creuset.
Oh, and by the way it’s Sur LA Table, not Sur LE Table.
Get your facts straight.
Wow, whoever wrote this blog sounds like a complete ignorant , jerk who only thinks about themselves. I embarassed that my own, could sound this shallow!
Get over yourself.
1) This is satire
2) It’s a spot-on description of white liberal America.
It’s not that only white people like kitchen equipment; it’s that they buy it for status and then never use it. Btw: this is a joke take it in that light.
You’re right! Damn him! I wish this blog would chill out with all the racism, I swear. I’m starting to find myself offended after reading every single one of these articles (although I didn’t have to read any of them, mind you); I may just find out where you live and write you an angry letter (maybe even send that letter on to my local newspaper, another thing white people love to do – and you can be damn sure the letter will have proper grammar).
I side with you, Crystal; it is time to free our minds of racism. Any and all races should be able to own needless cooking gadgets, such as shiny, chrome waffle makers and juicers. I believe Martin Luther King jr. said it best, “I have a dream that one day, all races will be able to fill their kitchens with upscale cooking appliances – preferably from IKEA or Tescos.”
Keep on fighting the good fight, I have your back – like you, I have a lot of time to waste.
I love this blog. My wife cooked like a dream with a very meagre kitchen – one cutting board, a couple of knives and a spoon, a few pots. Typical of a rented flat in Ukraine. Now we are in our own home and slowly filling the cupboard with gadgets to make life easier. It doesn’t improve the cooking. Why do we do it? Maybe because she never had these things before. Maybe so we both can show off: that I can afford them for her and that she has such a husband.
No, no, no, Crystal, you’ve got it all wrong. This site is supposed to be a satirical generalization of liberal white american tendencies. The author is not saying that other ethnicities cannot also enjoy the things listed here.
As you well know, many of us African Americans enjoy many of the same things. Please don’t take it like that. Seriously, it’s not like that. ๐
They have a site that makes fun of us too. Check it out. Funny as heck: http://www.stuffebplike.com
Don’t fuck with the waffle maker, me being a Swedish college student, I could not live without it…..more important than the frying pan, really =)
You forgot Wustoff knives. They are the best! (and yes, I own all of the brands listed in this post. And yes, I’m white:-)
My wife asked for a year to own a Kitchen Aid mixer. Told me how much easier it will make her life and how much better home made bread and pastries taste homemade; however, it is too much work without the mixer (much like cutting the grass for a white man in the south, where I live, and not having a John Deere or Dixie Chopper riding lawn mower to cut their 1/16th acre of land). I gave in one Christmas and had dreams that I would wake up to the smell of freshly baked cranberry scones (muffins are not white enough) and rough cut oatmeal and raisin cookies. My wife has used the product one time in about two years to make mashed potatoes. Although, I can relate to almost all of the things on this list, this one hits hardest.
First the person writing this blog is caucasion so its not racist because you can not be racist against your self. And it is not called stuff only white people like so only you felt as if you where being excluded. I like a lot of the things on the Blog and all my life I have been accused of being too “white ” by other blacks . So it makes perfect sense to me that these must be things white people like because black people are constantly telling me real blacks (aka) African -Americans don’t eat shushi , go to the opera or shave their legs. It is just like Cat Stevens talking about Blacks, African American (what ever you prefer) I prefer Black myself no one calls that racist. You can’t be racist by exclusion
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I own a bright yellow KitchenAid mixer. LOL But I really do use mine. At least 3 times a month.
Wait… I have eight of these stand mixers, well, actually, I have seven. Seven Kitchenaid stand mixers. The eighth is a commercial Hobart 5 quart mixer. The Kitchenaids just were too, well, consumer grade. Except for the 1930’s Model G Kitchenaid. But you even get to mentioning that aspect of kitchen gadgetry.
But the others? You have to have wafflemakers. How else are you going to make waffles? And blenders. Needed for margaritas. That’s about as far as I go. Well, except for flour sifters and pizza cutters. But I regularly USE these things. Heck, I even have a Sears Craftsman bottle opener for opening my ale (the stuff made by monks in a Belgian monastery).
Pannini maker? Well, I just use a plain old cast iron skillet – two actually – when I want to make pannini-type sammiches (actually, I don’t make pannini-type sammiches, but I DO make grilled cheese) I heat both skillets – then put the sammich into one with butter and a little butter on top. Set the second hot skillet into the first, on top of the sammich.
I have a COMBINATION panini press/waffle iron. The mother of all white people gadgets.
I love kitchen gadgets. I really can’t cook though. But I will not apologize for it.
Love to eat, someone use my kitchen gadgets and cook for me!
It’s Sur La Table…not Sur Le Table.
So yeah, I guess #54 Kitchen Gadgets is accurate.
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My cousin is into cooking and she has very few of these gadgets. She said what one needs the most is a good set of knives.
That’s so true! White people love to go to William Sonoma and buy things that cut specific , while I can do exactly what they can do with only a semi-melted spatula and two forks!
Actually … you sound like a white student.
Do you also serve Chianti in small mason jars that you got full of home made jam in a care package?
Pop a candle in an old wine bottle, and viola, you can throw a bohemian chic dinner party in your dorm room.
White people love minimalism … unless of course it’s because they’re poor.
Then that’s just poverty, and that sucks … or so I’ve heard.
I’m a shameless mooch who just wants to befriend white people to borrow their waffle makers. Ha!
The funny thing here is that non-whites here who say they use all of these gadgets end up sounding so…..like white.
See also:
Another African-American Girl Into Culinary Arts on August 8, 2008 at 12:35 pm
No, no, no, Crystal, youโve got it all wrong. This site is supposed to be a satirical generalization of liberal white american tendencies. The author is not saying that other ethnicities cannot also enjoy the things listed here.
As you well know, many of us African Americans enjoy many of the same things. Please donโt take it like that. Seriously, itโs not like that.
They have a site that makes fun of us too. Check it out. Funny as heck: http://www.stuffebplike.com
I think its funny to see a chiche that white people go nuts over brand names. Honestly, half beatn’ up pans from my mom, spatulas, and enough room to acutally make things, is my style. Maybe its because I was brought up to know more about the food im cookin than the dishes I’ll later have to wash.
On a side note. Now that ya’ll mention it.. A waffle iron would be fantastic.
“Though any great chef can prepare fantastic meals with a knife and a few pots”
Apparently you never watch the Food Network. How the hell is a pizza cuter a gedget?
Wow. Normally I find this blog funny but sterotyping – ie, no one actually fits the bill, and it oversimplies. This one, though… wow. It’s like you’ve met my wife and been in our kitchen. We have everything you mentioned except the ravioli crimper and pizza cutter. All of it. And all those brand names.
That said, most of it actually sees pretty regular use, since we like to spend most of every Sunday cooking.
Oh, and I’ve seen most of the same stuff in the kitchen at my black neighbour’s house… so maybe this blog should be renamed “Stuff Yuppies Like”.
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This is perhaps the most poignant thing i have every read..how sad
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Why not use kitchen appliances to enhance one’s kitchen experience?!?!
lovelovelove my expensive kitchen gadgets! guilty as charged…
okay, now it’s official: I’m not really white after all. I have a few knives from Macy’s and I’ve been using the same cheap hand-held mixer and Farberware pots for 19 years.
Who am I?
O.K… I’m not white, (hint: go the other way!), I own calphalon cookware(discontinued chrome series), a well-seasoned cast-iron skillet, a kitchen-aid professional-series 600-watt cobalt-blue stand mixer, an Osterizer blender, and a set of three 12-inch cake pans that my great-grandmother used to make cakes when I was kid. Great kitchens…. They’re NOT just for white people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, did I also mention matching stainelss professional series Frigidaire ceramic range/oven, refer & dishwasher?!?!??!?!?!?!?! Built the whole shootin’ match m’self!
I love my kitchen gadgets. And I’m also almost albino pale, so…
Right there with you pal. White as anything.
Yep. I have the KitchenAid Stand Mixer. It was a hotly contested item in the division of property in my divorce and I got it!
I do use it several times a month, so it’s not just for show.
Guilty.
I am guilty as well. I have the “Empire Red Artisan Kitchenaid Stand Mixer” which matches my decor. Though, I use mine just about every week.
Lol! my brother’s girlfriend got that exact mixer in the picture! To be fair, she (and I) use it all the time. KitchenAid mixers are great! They’ll mix up the thickest batch of ginger bread in a jiffy.
Also, that mixer sounds like a jet plane. It’s awesome.
Guilty as charged.
I have had one of these Kitchen Aid mixers for over a year now, but have yet to use it. Sure looks great on the kitchen counter though.
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This is so funny. I truly have the big mixer in the very focal point of where my kitchen walls meet. It is white so not color coordinated, but you are right, that I only use it a few times a year. Thanks for letting me LOL at myself.
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Just FYI.
It’s Sur “La” Table, as any good bilingual child would know (I went to highschool in Paris), “table” is feminine, not masculine. Not to mention if you had been to the store you also would have avoided this error.
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Wow, You’re White.
actually those kitchenaid mixers are really great. they are big enough and have the different array of settings and attachments.
the only thing that pisses me off about them is the people that don’t know how to to cook at all who own one b/c it matches their decor. ugh. my aunti is a professional baker and sells things from her house, so those kind of mixers make sense…btw…she’s not white…
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My favorite possession is my Kitchen Aid food processor. I use it frequently. I did not imagine getting such an appliance until I did my “time abroad” and “learned a second language.” Every woman in my third culture who likes to cook and has the money gets a food processor as least as good as the one I have.
Knives and pots are NOT all you need. I’ve made hummus by pressing chickpeas through a sieve. Those days are over.
When my very serious food-preparing Chinese friend visited, she told me she had the same one. I admire her taste in kitchen appliances, so I felt this confirmed my choice.
I just wanted to share a more nuanced look at white fascination with kitchen gadgets.
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No, you’re just the wrong kind of white person.
I’m white and I have a waffle iron, pasta maker, yogurt maker, juicer, and coffee grinder. And I still laughed at this post.
Good one, not funny enough though…
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To be fair, Kitchenaid stand mixers are actually a fantastic tool if you’re the sort of person who uses it relatively often.
I also like rice cookers a lot better now that they make non-stick ones (before that, it was substantially less work to just use a pot).
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Not evenly distributed.
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All my white friends are OBSESSED with slow cookers now.
I don’t know why though because everything I’ve ever tasted out of a slow cooker has been pretty bad. Or maybe my friends are just bad cooks.
My theory is, if they couldn’t cook it 50 years ago, then I won’t eat it…
Bad news for hired help in white people’s homes, good news for DIY cookbooks and TV shows on the Food Network. White women are increasing in favor of being “stay in home” wifes, while the men slave away in the corporate office rat race. Forget kitchen gadget machinery, they are going ga-ga for Giudia and Rachael Ray, and the books with the retro-60s covers “Hungry girl”. +
I’m thinking of a correlation between time aboard, learning a second language and kitchen gadgets tied together: you’re hiring cheap labor down in ol’ Me-xi-co haven’t you? and is the Chinese “friend” like your housemaid’s husband? LOL, forgive me but you gotta think like the blogger dude. +
Salad shooters are so 1990’s, anyone remember the Juicer? Man, I’m terrible when it comes to the latest techno gizmos: still own a PS2 game console, doesn’t have satellite cable nor XM radio, no dishwasher (does it by hand) nor a clothes washer/dryer (have them done in Mom’s) and gotta get me a blender. Funny thing is the trend for wealthy white home decor experts want to go back to simpler times, whether it’s the 1950s or 1910s or 1850s, and I don’t see why. +
The ideal poster child of the Nazi eugenics race program: “Der Vitten-Deutsche-Nordesch-Ariensche volk” or whatever, I can’t correctly spell a German sentence. We need a new entry but on a game: “How white are you?” and a picture of JC Lander holding a brown paper pag next to his face: is he lighter? +
I can befriend white yuppie couples even more, perhaps be an influence on the children and the wife ๐ I’m gonna become the American Rasputin, the kind of guy who hangs out with the right crowd for the wrong reasons. If you don’t know who he is, head to wikipedia and type in Rasputin (not hard). +
“Now get in there and make me some bean dip” – Herb Sewell, a random phrase from one of 50 reg. phone character guests on the Phil Hendrie radio show. Kitchen gadgets are nothing more than the male chav plot to return women to the kitchen en masse. I’m gonna expose this to prove my point. LOL!+
Sporks, plastic or paper plates, and anything made out of styro foam is not eco-friendly (green) and not upscale (white). The problem is most of us are so freakin’ tired after a 8 or 9 hour workday (wives also work)…and if we wanna cook something, throw it in the microwave or go through a drive-thru place. We can’t have a home-cooked meal every day for lunch, dinner or who knows, breakfast other than a bowl of cereal. +
I own a mean lean fat-reducing machine grill with the George Foreman pic, autograph and seal of approval. He knows white people got money to buy anything patented by…a black man. HA HA Got ya last! +
I agree about the kitchen gadgets and I am what you have referred to as a “white” person. It is pretty crazy that people really like to have STUFF. I am wondering who wrote this piece how how they label themselves? Do you use a color to define who you are? Do you use other colors to define other people as well. Maybe it is time to learn that colors don’t define us as people, reality is in today’s society it seems to be the STUFF that defines a majority of “people”. What sort of stuff do you have?
I’m a chef and I would rather chew on glass than own anything by Rachel Ray or Pampered Chef. I couldn’t agree more that chefs do 99% of their art with 2 knives, a sauce pan, and a couple of pots….THAT’S IT. Go to any online knife store and notice the crazy-high priced chef knife that is ergonomically designed by JAPANESE master-swordsmiths as well as medical doctors. Then notice the “classic” models that are half the price and have been in production for about 500 years or more.
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As for gadgets – got my share – usually received as the “bow” on gift packages. do I use them – rarely. But my appliances, my George Foreman, my blender and my mixer (hand held electric) absolutely.
I think color is a very appropriate label. Nobody is going to mistake who you’re talking about when you mention what color they are. You can spend a great deal of time trying to differentiate people when you blatantly ignore the obviouse.
Rice cookers are very strange things… all you need to do is have a pan, some water, the rice, and some salt…rice cooker, voila.
I do use my kitchenaid mixer alot though, never for cooking but for baking all the time
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Kitchen Aids are awesome. We had one that lasted nearly 23 years before it finally burned up.
Our new one is bigger, can actually handle the pasta roller and grinders, and has the handy-dandy bowl-lifting crank that is so much easier to handle than the old flip-top. Such a space-saver.
Yes, but if you have a rice cooker you can run away and watch your newest Netflix pick without your rice ever burning.
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quotation:’I am white..’
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I am in a quandary.
My wife fits all of the criteria above, Kitchen aid , Gadgets , Restaraunt supply company – but Studied engineering at university. Is she white?
Obviously through my failed punctuation and spelling I cannot be white.
Holy crap, we have everything but the panini thing and the last four, but my mom has(an old) kitchen aid mixer but she actually uses it.
I am actually looking to reconfigure my walk in pantry, yes be jealous of me, so I can put pull carts with gadgets on them so I can wheel them into the kitchen and not have to leave them out. Sure I can carry them, but my beautiful Asian wife finds them too heavy.
I will have a garage for the Kitchen Aid, food processor, juicer…but still be able to have them organized and easy to use.
The waffle maker looks good
What about a salad spinner??? I think that is the quintessential (middle/upper-class) white kitchen gadget du jour. Just this morning I was wishing I had one as I was shaking my wet spinach… I felt inadequate.
And yes, the spinach was organic.
A steamer and a rice cooker are pretty much the same thing, I just have a rice cooker. What’s wrong with having a blender though? How else would you blend stuff? And… I need a sushi mat to make sushi… sorry I can’t do that with a knife and some pots like a master chef. I don’t have the other things you listed (I’m not white either… LOL).
I think you forgot to list a Jack LaLanne juicer. Maybe a George Foreman grill? No? Too much?
a waffle maker, a rice cooker, a steamer, a food processor, a panini press and a blender. They also have hand powered devices like flour sifters, ravioli crimpers, pizza cutters, potato ricers, and a sushi mat.
No, you weirdo.
I just spent four hours combined in Anthropologie, Crate & Barrel, and Williams Sonoma, ogling over all of the stuff there.
Hate you, SWPL. HATE.
I have been interested in getting a waffle maker but too expensive.
I don’t cook much but still love kitchen gadgets!?!?
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Oh yeah, back to kitchen toys. There is no doubt as to my whiteness. But I do use my stuff at least once or twice a week.
A couple years ago, I got sick of takeout and delivery food and decided I was finally going to learn to cook. To that end, I started buying the good s**t so I won’t ever have to buy it again.
My long-awaited matte gray KitchenAid mixer (a birthday present from my parents), is en route. Sur La Table has them on sale and is offering free shipping so I jumped. I plan on calling it Jesus Christ Jr. because when my dad found out how much my mom’s KA cost, he exclaimed, “Jesus Christ!” It’s been known as the Jesus Christ mixer ever since.
The arsenal:
* All-Clad skillet and saucier
* Calphalon SS sautee pan, small SS sauce pan, NS frying pan and NS wok
* Emile Henry tagine in Fig (used a handful of times) and lasagna pan (light green)
* Le Creuset collection: 2 dutch ovens (cobalt and flame – which usually sit on the stove), an enameled cast iron (red) and a couple baking dishes (again, cobalt and flame).
* Henckels knives (which I don’t trust myself to sharpen, so I take them to SLT a couple times a year when they do it for free)
* Kyocera ceramic paring knife
* Cheapy Black & Decker blender but it gets the job done
* Cuisinart mini-prep food processor
* Krups cappucino maker (only gets used on weekends)
On the to-buy list:
* Pineapple corer
* Emile Henry pie plate (but not until I start baking more regularly)
* Juicer and pasta attachments for the KitchenAid. Took a class last year and the saffron papardelle we made was insanely good. Only problem is you need like 8 people to hold the sheets of dough it puts out. Unfortunately, I don’t think the other inhabitants of my apartment — Kitler and Eva — would be much help. Although Kitler does have frying pan paws …
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kitchen aids have a variety of different appliances that can help you cook your food easier *’.
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waffle maker (yes but smaller then this one, how else to make waffles?), a rice cooker-wife got it, meh, a steamer no, a food processor had one, was a pice of crap, a panini press -no, and a blender-yeah cold drinks but Don’t use it much. They also have hand powered devices like flour sifters, ravioli crimpers, pizza cutters, potato ricers, and a sushi mat.-Nay to all except pizza cutter, do you want a knife for everything???
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I always wanted one, but the $5 at the church yard sale worked for me.
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I have a Kitchenaid, which I got as a wedding gift, because I registered for it, because other white people told me it was the best thing ever, which I use about twice a year, but it sits on the counter year round. I also have an avocado slicer. I am this white person.
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My Mexican boyfriend was looking for a knife in my mom’s kitchen drawer. He picked up nearly every item in the drawer and asked the same question, “what’s this?” My replies were all different; ‘a strawberry huller’, ‘a zester’, ‘an apple corer’, ‘a tomato thingy’… His reply to every item name was, “why cant you use a knife”? He finally said with frustration, “white people have too many gadgets”. Here I sit 20 years later, white as notebook paper with too many gadgets in my own kitchen drawer. I agree, I believe you *can* use a knife for nearly everything, but… sometimes you just wanna use the tomato thingy. This is what separates societies: knives vs tomato thingies.
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Hey AssDasd – its a “comment” not an “answer”, no one asked a question.
YOUR comment sucks. Troller… get a life.
While this would fall under “kitchen gadgets” I think a new entry is in order for “Single Cup Coffee Machines” like Keurig or Nespresso.
These are the new holy grail of white people kitchen gadgets.
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ๆ่ฟใใใ็ทๆง๏ผใณใณใใๅคๅ๏ผใๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใใฎๅไบบๆ ๅ ฑใ้ฒ็ฏใซใกใฉใงๆฎๅฝฑใใใใจๆใใใ็ปๅใใใใไธใซใขใใใใฆใใใชใผไบๅใพใงใใใใใงใๆญฃ็ดใณใฃใใใใพใใใใใใ็ตตใชใใฆ่ฟๅใใใฐใใใจ่จใใใใใใใใพใใใใ็ซใก่ชญใฟใใใฆๅทใใ ็ตตๅงฟใๆฑใใฆใใชใใใฐ่ฒทใไบบใใใใใใงใใๅฎถใง่ชญใใงใใฆๆฑใใฆใใใใทใงใใฏใงใใใญใใใงใฉใใชใใใๅฎขใใใฆใๅ ดๆใ่ญฒใใใๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใใๅฆจๅฎณใ็ถใใไพใๅคใ ใใใใใผใใฌใผใใงๆใๆฐๆใกใใใใใชใใใใใพใใใใงใใฑใใใใใใพใงๆใใฎใฏใฉใใใจๆใใพใใใๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใใใใใใใชใผใฑใผใชใใฆใใ็ใ่ใใฏๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใใซ็บๅฑใใใใจใใใใจใใไบไพใงใใใ
ใใฎไบบใไฝใฃใใใฎใใใใซ็ด ๆดใใใใใใจใCGใฎใใจใฏ็ฅใใใใชใใไธๅฎ่ท้ขใไฟใกใใใจใใใฎใๆผซ็ปใฎๅบๆฌ็่ใๆนใงใใ่ฑไนณใ่จใฃใฆใใใใจใงใใใ็ปๅใใใใฆใฟใใฐใใปใฉ็ช้ฃใงใฏใชใ่ใๆนใใใใใชใใงใใญใๅฃใงใใใใฌใคใจไฝใๆใฎไบบ้ๆงใๅไธใจๆใใฎใฏใๆ นๆ ใฎใชใใฎๅถๅ่ฆใงใใใๅฃใงใใใใฌใคใจใใฃใไบบ้ใฎ้ ญใฎไธญใใใงใใJKใฏ็ดกใใ ใใใฆใใใฎใงใใๅฅณๅญ้ซ็ใชใฉ็ฅใใชใใใกใฎใปใใๅ ๅ ฅ่ฆณใชใใซๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใใฎ็ด ๆดใใใใไบซๅใงใใใจใใฃใฆใ่ฏใใใใซๆใใพใใใใใ็ตตใจ้ขไฟใฅใใใปใใๅ ใ ใใใใใฎใงใใ
้ข่ฅฟใซๅผใฃ่ถใใฆใๅๅฐใ็ฅใใใใซไฝใงใ้ฃในใใใจๆใฃใฆใใใใๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใใจใใ้ฃใน็ฉใ็ฅใใพใใใๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใ่ชไฝใฏ็ฅใฃใฆใใใใฎใฎใ็ฅไนณใ ใใ้ฃในใใฎใงใฏใชใใๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใใจ็ตใฟๅใใใฆใใฎ้ญ ๅใๅผใๅบใใจใฏใR18ๆผซ็ปใฏ้ฃใๅใใ่ฌณใใ ใใฎใใจใฏใใใพใใญใไธๆบใใซใใใใฐใ่ชๅใงใไฝใใใใงใใใใตใผใในใใฆใใ็ใใซใใใใชใผใ ไผ็ปใชใใใ็ฅใใใJKใฎๅบใซ่กใฃใฆใ้ฉ้ใ่ฒทใฃใฆ้ฃในใใฎใCGใใชใจๆใฃใฆใใพใใใขใคใขใคใ็ฅใใชใไบบใฏใใใกใใซๆฅใใใใฒ้ฃในใฆใฟใฆใใ ใใใ
ไปใฎใใใซ็งๅญฆใ็บ้ใใใจใJKใๆๆกใงใใชใใฃใใจใใใไธๆบใใใซใงใใใจใใใ้ๅปใใใใใๅคขใฎใใใชๆไปฃใ็พไปฃใงใใ็ฅไนณใ็่งฃใงใใใฐ0ๅใ ใจไฟกใใฆ็ใใชใใฃใใใจใใจใฆใๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใใ ใฃใใจๆใใใกใงใใใใใใใจใญๆผซ็ปใฎ่จ่ใใใใใใซใๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใ็ฎใใใฟใฆใใใใชใใใใช้ๅฎณใๅชๅใใใใงใใใใๅงฟ็ตตใจใใฃใฆใใ็ ็ฉถใใใจใใใงใ็กๆใไผดใใชใใใไธๆบใใซใใชใใใฎใๅฐใชใใชใใใใงใใใใฃใใใชใใงใใญใ
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