It is well established that white people like the past. Vintage clothing, history degrees, and nostalgia are just three examples of how white people show their love for by-gone eras. So when white people think about growing their own food they are reminded of pastoral images of farming, working the land, and growing whole natural foods for their family. This most positive viewpoint comes from the fact that white people have mostly enjoyed supervisory roles in agricultural production over the years.
But as more and more white people moved into cities, they lost their connection to working the land. In recent years, the most advanced white people have quit their jobs, moved to the country and opened artisanal dairies and small scale radicchio farms.
However, not all white people have the ability, or the trust funds, to quit their job and follow their food-based passions. Some white people have to get their fix by picking their own fruit.
Many of you might be familiar with the process of harvesting a crop, some of its more intense variations are often referred to as “migrant labor” and “slavery.” Under these conditions, laborers are expected to work extremely hard in order to live up to large expectations about their fruit picking output.
When white people harvests a crop it’s known as “berry picking” or “pick your own fruit.” Under these conditions, white people are expected to work leisurely with no real expectations and then they pay for the privilege to do so. In other words, berry picking is the agricultural equivalent to a private liberal arts college. It’s no surprise white people like it, because much like a liberal arts degree it feels like you’ve done real work when you really haven’t.
Of course the easiest way to turn a profit with this information would be to start your own fruit picking farm. But that is only looking at the small picture. It is well established that all white people enjoy doing manual labor under watered down and expensive conditions. So, if you are currently working in a job that requires intensive amounts of work, you should consider using that work space to create what is essentially an adult daycare for white people who would like to spend an afternoon learning how to use a loom or pretending to be a construction worker.
Note: if you encounter a white person who is actually good at manual labor they are either some kind of performance artist, writing a book, or the host of a show on HGTV.
Safe at first!
Wonderful!!!
“or the host of a show on HGTV”……………CLASSIC!!!!
So true.
I would just like to point out, as a white person, that the first sentence in the fifth paragraph which reads, “When white people harvests a crop it’s known as…” is incorrect and should be written as, “When white people harvest* a crop it’s known as…”
Other than that, keep up the good work!
God. I’m so white.
I would say that for those of us white people that cannot make it out of the city to a self-pick farm, leisurely strolling through the farmers market on a Sunday afternoon helps service our pastoral needs.
look dude whit people I heard about your website and Im white and I want you to know taht Iv’e never picked berrys before so what you wrote doesn’t make any sense since I’m white and I’ve never picked a single berry ever in my life so stop spreading stupid lies that sterotype people. duh.
i’m white, and do not enjoy picking my own fruit. do I win a prize?
i just dont really get this one
sorry =[
wow, 4 posts in the last 8 months and this is what clander comes up with. kinda sucky.
I really don’t think this was just about white people like going to pick fruits out in the field. How sarcastic! I kinda like it a lot.
Although, I have to tell you that I do like to go to the cherry pickings but I’m not white!!
“In other words, berry picking is the agricultural equivalent to a private liberal arts college. It’s no surprise white people like it, because much like a liberal arts degree it feels like you’ve done real work when you really haven’t.”
Haha, I love this.
I agree with johnsand70. I’m still very much a fan, but this is far less entertaining than virtually any blog before a year ago. The idea is true and has great potential, but no discussion of back yard farms? Balcony pots? No connections to Whole Foods, etc? Even on a basic level, the grammatical editing is flawed, which is rare for stuffwhitepeoplelike. I guess no one took the time to read it over.
Again, still a fan. But, right now, a disappointed one.
White people like to also volunteer/intern at farms to get back to nature (and to be used as a serf) and learn invaluable skills.
I agree with johnsand70 also.. this just wasn’t funny. I wouldn’t complain but, when you’re attempting humour that exploits racial stereotypes, losing the funny just leaves the racism. Make sure you don’t veer into that territory.
Hahaha!
But I have to admit, that we here in Sweden never stopped picking our own fruit or berries…thats´something we do every summer/autumn always. I cant imagine a late summer without picking blueberries in the woods or stealing apples from the neighbourhood garden …;)
I loved the “migrant labor” vs “berry picking” and don’t see the racism in good humor – keep up the good work and post more often! 🙂
Well, seeing that my brother just spent last summer “woofing” (the european term for hip people working for free in a organic farms) in France.
My bro pretty much agreed with me that it’s just eco-organic-labour-tourism.
I actually agree with this article as it pertains to a small swath of the “white” (read: middle/upper-class green romantics) population. It’s like a few people I’ve met saying they want to move to Costa Rica and live in a “Eco Commune” (read: live in a compound with other foreigners and play “the Mosquito Coast” with a happy ending).
I can understand that some people might be miffed by this last post. It does seem to have a bit of a more cynical spin than other posts. Would be nice if there was one about how (among other people) white affluent medically trained people go off to the far reaches of the world and work for free in different organisations and charities and put their lives at risk because they are just good people.
As many things in this blog an over generalisation but still a and humorous observation not a condemnation.
My wife told me the other day that she wanted to go pick some strawberries. This one hit home.
“if you encounter a white person who is actually good at manual labor they are either some kind of performance artist, writing a book, or the host of a show on HGTV”… or the wrong kind of white person?
Whoever said that this post is not funny and/or racist does not know enough white people.
If you know lots of white people, then you would find the post title alone hilarious – knowing that white people like to pick their own fruit for these reasons:
1. Making (or picking) something with your own hands makes the final output better or “special.
This was drilled in to me by my white parents along with the idea that “there are no losers if you did your best.”
Note: This last part is not true in real life.
2. Reconnecting with nature helps soothe a soul weary from the fast pace of the modern world.
For more explanation, see Christian’s post on Camping.
3. It is yet another way to impress your white friends.
Possible quote: “The raspberries in these mini-tarts I made are ones Dave and I hand-picked at this precious little organic farm just off the interstate. Yeah, we support locally grown food. It’s the right thing to do.”
Subtext: Our fruit is better than your store-bought fruit.
I forgot that this was still a website. Update much?
I have a friend who specifically planned a trip to Vermont or somewhere to go “apple picking.” I asked what she was going to do with all the apples since I didn’t see her stuffing a bushel in her carry on and she said, “Oh I don’t know, probably bake a pie while I’m there.” The point is that this is true. Except for me because I’m not doing manual labor unless I’m getting paid.
God damn, commenters are vicious.
Yeah, this post is a bit cynical, even for Stuffwhitepeoplelike. But it’s very true. Another good observation of something that thousands of unpriveleged and/or nonwhite people do everyday, yet somehow increases personal status when it is done by a white person.
Actually many white people do manual labor for a living. But they are often under-educated and very religious and hence “the wrong kind of white people”.
Funny. True. Sort of opens up the point that very few individuals of any color in this country (and increasingly many others) would know how to survive without industry and commerce. I find that sort of unfunny.
This website is following the same path Maddox followed with his blog. Good solid few years, then pure crap and very few updates. Maddox never updates anymore either. These guys just need to call it quits on their sites. Leave it up for nostalgia but move on and maybe try a new subject. LAME!
you could have an entire site devoted to this and people taking pictures of their babies in pumpkin patches.
Hahaha. I can’t believe white people actually pick fruit. Where was all of this desire to pick and harvest the land when our black asses were out in those fields for hundreds of years PICKING COTTON??
Us black folks will be enraged to learn after all these years, you guys have now decided that “field labor” is fun and relaxing. LOL
This site makes me laugh out loud! It’s just about as funny as Jeff Foxworthy and his “you might be a redneck” jokes.
Jeff nails me a lot more than you guys, but you still get your share of direct hits. Keep up the good work and keep having fun!!! Ignore all whiners…
Whether it’s satire or ridicule Christian L. nails it again. Not many peeps here pointed to the remark about white people being in supervisory capacity when the real work is done.
One example might the local university extension where AG is taught but rarely done in favor of going to meetings about sustainability.
As to the paucity of posts by CL, I hope that means there’s a new book due with even better ridicule. Ridicule is a lost art and no one deserves it more than the stuff white people like.
*upper and middle class white-people. Some of us ‘white people’ are good at manual labor because that’s all we’re able to do in order to survive. This article is amusing and partially on target– but perpetuates the stereo-type that white people are of a wealthier class.
Take a cruise through a trailor park some time.
Don’t forget that white people like to take that fruit home and then preserve it and talk about how much better it is than store bought jam. At least that’s what I do.
http://www.slate.com/id/2246148/
This article is so true!! I go with my friends a couple of times a year to pick fruit off some trees in Sedona and Queen Creek, Arizona. I have NO idea how to pick the “right” fruit, but I’m mainly going for the “cultural” experience. And yes, we are all WHITE and upper-middle class. haha!
I like your website, but you don’t post blogs that often. I’m between jobs at the moment, and I visit your site daily. I hope to see more posts from you, even if it’s just weekly. Us white people need some stereotypical humor with me off the air.
I disagree this time. It’s very “immigrant” to go around picking your own fruit/greens. If it’s a “white” thing I think that only came about recently with the recent rise in interest in organics.
Well, I guess when immigrants like my mom and dad it, it was with the sole purpose of getting produce that was tastier and fresher, and cheaper (tomato picking was a big one bc they would freeze them and have them all winter for making sauces of stuffed tomatoes). There was no status consideration involved.
I can see that “white” people would want to go for it for the ‘experience’…nothing wrong with that of course. But are you sure white people like the past? I think they like cherry-picking things from the past that they can make into trends, but I don’t think they like the past – I think they cut themselves OFF from their own history – i.e. rather be buddhist than christian, or don’t care about the classics so much, see the past as one big long dark age where children were spanked too much and men had too much power.
Even better is growing your own vegetables – just as good as the ones at Whole Foods except that they are much smaller, more expensive, and take up way too much of your time that could be spent in record shops and independent book stores.
http://www.stuffwhitechristianslike.com
Nice to see the blog back in form. Speaking of which, have you done yoga yet. I was amazed driving around in San Francisco heading west on 24th when I crossed “the yoga mat demarcation line,” aka Guerrero Street. As I drove through the Mission not a yoga mat to be found. But above Guerrero approaching Noe Valley, it was a sea of white woman and yoga mats at 11:30 a.m..
I waited 2 months for this bullshit?
Conan O’Brien? Really?
You forgot crop sharing. We love that too even though 50% of the stuff that we get ends up in our backyard compost barrels.
You note that: “if you encounter a white person who is actually good at manual labor they are either some kind of performance artist, writing a book, or the host of a show on HGTV.”
I believe that you forgot to mention that the above white person could also be “the wrong kind of white person”.
Salutations.
I wish Conan O’Brien were here! 🙂
Umm…I found a typo. “When white people harvests” is incorrect. “When white people harvest” is correct. I feel especially good now, especially given #99 on your list. 🙂
Ha!
My brother owns a property in Italy and the 90 olive trees in the orchard have become too much work for him.
This year he has employed some poor slob to come in and pick the olives!
Agreed. If they’re much too good at it, they’re probably the wrong kind of white person.
Hello, extremely white person here
According to you, I think Hubby and I should be getting our own show on HGTV any day now…that’s wonderful news!
I work. I write books. Writing one now. Great post, thanks for the chuckle.
hahahahahaha it’s funny because he is being offended! https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/
Fruity stuff, cheers Charles.
Oh, dang, I noticed that too. You beat me to it!
You cannot be white. Look at all your typos and bad grammar and incorrect spelling. You need to do an admixture test to see if you are REALLY white. Sorry.
” In other words, berry picking is the agricultural equivalent to a private liberal arts college. It’s no surprise white people like it, because much like a liberal arts degree it feels like you’ve done real work when you really haven’t. ”
I went to a “small private environmental liberal arts college” in Poultney, VT. I got great grades, learned how to argue with Eastern European girls, and then realized my kids might starve so I transferred after my second year.
Hail to Coco!
You hit the nail over the head again, only this time blueberries popped out. All 5 ziplock bags worth that are left over from a day spent out in the fields picking berries this past summer!
John, you miss the point. He is poking at a group of people so presumptuous to believe they can speak for all “white” people.
I have met many of the self-absorbed people he parodies, he is on target. As a non-white person, it amazes me what some tell me what white people do. In the mid-west I live amongst white people, (over 90 percent in the community) and yet some have been so kind to teach me about people I run into every day.
Welcome back! I hope this signals a return to more frequent posting. I love this site!
You self-righteous types need to observe the proverbial “get a life”, and have a chuckle while you’re at it. These blogs are a good hoot, skewering whitey, or sometimes just some strong smiles. One of the whiter things we occasionally enjoy is visiting the farmers market held in the asphalt parking lot of Whole Foods! I know this posting was entertaining, maybe more so than deserved, since my wife and I just returned from dinner at a small neighborhood Thai restaurant. I enjoyed a mild curry dish, accompanied by a bottle of chilled Barefoot Chardonnay (from the adjoing supermarket because the restaurant doesn’t yet have its beer/wine license, but we saved Big Bucks!). My wife had a dish with peanut sauce. Boy, does all this sound Seriously White enough? (And I miss the local blueberry farm that gave up the ghost some years ago and is now a street filled with non-descript homes…..)
The hilarious thing about this is that my wife (Mexican) and I (white) were asked to do this once and she declined by saying, “Mexicans aren’t about to be picking fruit on their days off, who the hell thinks that will be fun???”
Being disappointed at something so clearly hilarious seems awfully white to me.
Jeremy, that IS hilarious.
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Yep.
I just had to follow up with news from Amazon.com (fairly white site at that). Check out the “Sprout Unisex Eco-Friendly Corn Resin and Black Organic Cotton Strap Watch” in a variety of colors. This is surely a major white timepiece. Flush that Rolex and get next to Mother Earth! (Hope it’s not made in a major air polluting region of China…..)
I see the funny side of this but at the same time is this the same reason why black people dont like to work?
Bingo. I’m good at manual labor (although I try to avoid it) and am most certainly TWKOWP.
Oh, and from the post:
“This most positive viewpoint comes from the fact that white people have mostly enjoyed supervisory roles in agricultural production over the years.”
Speak for yourself, you sassenach prod basterd.
whatt?? ARe you serious? how whould you know if I was whiet because you arent’ even in the same place as me which I’m not gonna tell you wear becuse you are weird and creepy commentating on my comment wihch is realy weird. back off your’e probably stupid and not white how would you know. stupid.
Ha HA!!
Thanks for sharing. I will surley visit again.
“Note: if you encounter a white person who is actually good at manual labor they are either some kind of performance artist, writing a book, or the host of a show on HGTV.”
So wait, does this mean that there are no white construction workers, coal workers, etc.? I know immigrant workers are moving in on this, but there’s still a bunch of white there. I think this one sorta misses the mark.
AWESOME!!! SO TRUE!!! I love picking fruit!!!
Cal. really has no employment opportunities and a dead job market, maybe we should go back to the “good ol’ days” of the 1930’s great depression, when an estimated 100,000 to about a million “Okies” or “Texies”- white people, African American and American Indian farmers – came to settle permanently in Cal. from the states of Tex., Okla., Ark., Mo., Ks., Neb., Colo., N.M., and the Great Plains & Southeast states, and what do they do? Pick Fruit…and veggies for a living.
Love your comment! I’m surprised so many people think this post is worse or more cynical than others – I find it on target as usual. Yoga was #15.
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/22/15-yoga/
You should prefix the word “white” in this article with the word “rich” or possibly “middle class”. Read Steinbeck’s “The Grapes of Wrath” for what life was like for poor white farmers in the 1930s when they lost their farms & had to go picking fruit on other people’s farms to make ends meet.
…Uh, those are the, “wrong kind of white people”…
I love that people actually think this is something to get indignant about – Yes, we know there was a great depression and that lots of white folk lost many things and were forced to work in agriculture for low wages… Yes, as it turns we even know that there are white folk that really do work hard and aren’t writing a book, OMG! Really??? I can’t believe it! Wait a second… Hold on! You mean this is all sarcasm. I am going to have to go watch Nancy Grace and have a good cry for missing white girls… And who is this Steinbeck person? Was he one of those early MTV VJ’s? Right?
My father was a terrible white dude. Started his own machine shop, press-ganged me and my sister into working there early in our childhood, etc. But then he hit middle age and his latent white dude kicked in, and he bought a motorcycle and sold his business and retired, and now he lives off what he earns playing in a band.
Machining is hard, so I grew up to be a programmer cos I get to sit and not lift anything heavy, ever. But I’m a girl, so even though I’m white about it, I’m still transgressive.
Oh! And because I’m transgressive, I don’t want to pick berries. I’m going to plant a pecan tree and collect nuts instead.
I LOVE picking berries. But only if it’s not too hot and only for a little while. And only if I like the type of berries.
🙂
You clearly haven’t met many rednecks.
We grow raspberries because they came with the house; there is a great satisfaction in beating the squirrels to them. Not much of a “white person” phenomenon except for the thought that nobody is being exploited for the purpose of me adding flavour to my Cheerios.
As a black person who considers herself to be an intellectual, and looks down her nose at other black people who are “too ghetto,” I must assert that those like myself also like the idea of picking our own fruit. We don’t actually DO it, but we like the idea, as we want to be seen as liking the same things that progressive white people like.
and of course we HAVE compost barrels (yes, I do)
Mia dear, all of you are too ghetto.
Laugh. Snort.
Being from Southern California this was especially “ironic”, funny, and sad.
I prefer my CSA. It’s expensive and exclusive. 😉
You know what’s even more white than fruit picking? Lavender Picking! At least fruits serve a purpose. There is nothing whiter than going to a farm to pick a bunch (100 stems) of lavender so you can hang it upside-down in your bathroom to make it smell a teeny, tiny bit like lavender when you stand really really close to where it’s hanging.
Yes, I’ve done it and I loved it. What can I say? I’m exactly this kind of white person.
I think this blog is generally not aimed at the South.
Let’s not forget the more profound effects of our romanticized, amnesiatic sundering from earthy experiences: “Nature Deficit Disorder”… White Peoples’ very own mental illness
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nature_deficit_disorder
Now, now Jody, I live in the South, and we’re not all the “wrong type” of white people. I myself can relate to pretty much every single thing on the list. There are lots of good people in the South. They just never seem to show up in the news.
I have grown a vegetable garden every summer since I was thirteen, and I was going to farmers markets, back when the only people who ran farmers markets were people with a sixth grade education. I like to think I was a “locally grown” advocate before it was cool. I don’t know if that makes me more or less white but I will take it just the same. Funny Blog.
We have some white people left in Canada aka Canuckistan, and when young they often work summer planting trees. Then they go to College.
This is hillarious
Don’t be so pretentious, Amy. It’s not very becoming. There are, indeed, lots of good people in the South. Mercifully, the majority of them wouldn’t identify with many of the things on this list.
What about picking cotton? Do white people like that?
This is racist BS with a clear leaning toward East Coast/Portland whites.
You need to change the list to clarify that it doesn’t pertain to all whites. It gives us hard-working, midwestern whites a bad name. We don’t readily identify with the pretentious, self-gratifying activities on this list.
Yeah that’s kind of like how you’re too bigoted, too closed-minded, and too racist to know better, my dear.
P.S. are you related to rush limbaugh?
I consider myself to be an intelligent black liberal, but even I have to say you sound like an uncle tom.
Hee hee–I think the joke is funny.
Please tell me you are NOT taking this blog seriously. And as specified in other chapters, these statements do not cover all white people. Just the “right white people” (tongue-in-cheek) which would be categorized by those groups you named. Living out on Long Island, New York – the “pick your own” is sononomous with upper crust folk.
dear everyone, please read #101-being offended. actually, read the whole list before you write comments on here and make yourself look like an idiot. it’s like showing up to your 19th century literature discussion without reading the book or ever going to lecture, which i also hated about you. it’s really a shame that you lack any grasp of the requisite blend of irony & pity to enjoy stuff white people like.
kthxbye
What about banana picking?
You’re original comment is really weird and creepy based on the tongue and cheek nature of this blog. You’re mean you’re REALLY white and you’ve NEVER picked berries before? I can’t believe it. OK, MAYBE you really are white, it’s probably just that you are a specific variety of “white” colloquially known as “white trash”. If you weren’t, you would obviously have picked berries before. I mean, WE all have.
While this one is a great observation, I get sensitive with regard to the food-related subjects CL posts here. LEAVE THE FOOD ALONE, as you’re way out of your league. Fresh food tastes better than the grocery store shit. Period. I don’t give a fuck who grows or picks it or how I manage to get it since I can’t get up in time to hit farmer’s markets or even pick-your-own farms (I’m too fat, old and lazy for that). I realize that the issue is that hipsters are doing it and therefore it has to be for superficial reasons and not the quality of the fruit. I get it. Whatever. But lay off anyway, as I don’t want this kind of shit dying out because of your fear-mongerning, oh-my-GOD-I-might-have-a-hipster-characteristic-or-two rants.
Restaurants too. Sorry, but a good Thai/Korean/Peruvian restaurant is a thousand times better than Friday’s and any other American slop-slinging, microwave haven chain you can name (I’m sure it’s a long list). I don’t give a flying fuck if the hipsters are making these places more popular for the “wrong” reasons; it means, for ME, one more place I can eat without breaking the fucking bank that gives me more than brown iceberg lettuce and chee-zee fries. I do apologize for enmeshing with hipsterland in this regard, but some of us DO like more than ground beef with Velveeta glopped over it, fried chicken and gunk-saturated, congealed American Chinese food. So LAY OFF THE FOOD, FRUIT PICKING INCLUDED. Everything else, open season, I don’t care, keep up the good work.
Although you might, for once, consider attacking the parenting that produces the upscale detritus that you’re sure is ruining the US. But then you’d have to say something bad about the rich people who started this plaque, and that would put you in a bind. Only hipsters attack the rich while reaping the benefits they provide, right?
This is so true! Great post!
http://www.stuffpeoplehate.com
Truth.
Chill. This website is SATIRE. It’s not meant to be taken seriously. No where on this website does it say that white people are ruining the U.S. I thought this one was hilarious, I read it literally ten minutes after discussing with my family what kind of fruit to put in our backyard when we landscape. Yes, we’re west-coast dwelling, upper-middle class whites.
You’ve missed a full category of white manual labor-archaeology….This is an excellent pursuit during the liberal arts years, exhibits the tendency to like the past, wear outdoor clothing, etc. Even better if you get paid to do it.
Is that Portland, Maine or Portland, Oregon?
And breweries!!!
Me too!!
(although I wouldn’t watch.. no tv)
You mean “whingers”. It’s European.
Well hells yeah. Good to see you back again. Happy St. SucksAssItsOnAWednesday! Don’t forget to wear your green and get shit-faced. Have a great day, everyone.
bullshit.
I’ve never understood why some insist on viewing Uncle Tom as the bad guy. The book I read portrayed him as a strong, honorable man who would would not beat his fellow slaves, taking the beating himself instead. He was also killed because he would not reveal the location of two runaway slaves.
Later versions adapted by slavery advocates may have recast him in an unflattering light, but the original character was nearly a christ-like ideal. Why do people insist on perpetuating the mis-characterization?
That is very funny. Great Post. Found this other funny site.
http://eviltrancetwins.com/
If I only like half the stuff on the list does that make me bi-racial?
I understand the attempt at humor, I really do, but this stuff isn’t even funny.
You’ve taken your own little sheltered view of what white people from your neighborhood or your part of the country like, and fail to realize that many, many more white people don’t like these things.
This list is a sad attempt to mimic what Jeff Foxworthy (who I personally despise) did with rednecks. But this list is neither funny nor ‘satirical’ (which I see a lot of defenders of this list have chosen as their word of the month).
Here’s some advice:
1. If you can’t beat Jeff Foxworthy, it’s time to hang it up.
2. The 2000s are over, move on. Pretentiousness was last decade’s flaw.
3. Learn the meaning of satire.
Since Portland, Maine is on the East Coast, that would be Portland, OR.
Brush up on your logic/reading comprehension.
jb,
How is this list ironic?
Is that another white person trait:
Taking words they’ve heard, like irony and satire and misapplying them. The icing on the cake is your comparison of my comment to showing up to a 19th century literature discussion without reading the book. As if that statement is supposed to bolster your credibility or make us think you know what irony is. I read the entire list. I find it in poor taste. I think it’s lazy to make such blanket (and largely untrue) generalizations.
As to not seem too mean, I’ll just slightly modify one of your own sentences- “read the whole [dictionary] before you [incorrectly use words like irony] on here and make yourself look like an idiot.”
Oh good god, get over yourself. If you don’t like it, don’t read it. Jesus.
“Learn the meaning of satire?” “Pretentiousness was last decade’s flaw?” Wow! Apparently being an asshole is the flaw-du-jour.
I have discovered a wealth of things I didn’t know about on this website. Now that I know about them, I really really like them. Gonna go order a pair of awesome rayban wayfarers.
JJ,
I certainly wasn’t trying to be an asshole, and just because I don’t agree with something doesn’t mean I can’t read it or comment on it.
Where do you get the idea that we all have to agree? My friend emailed me a link to this list. Obviously, my friend found it enjoyable or clever, and after reading the entire list, I happen to disagree.
I also disagree that agreeing with this list is a prerequisite to commenting. I regret that my comment prompted such a inappropriate level of vehemence from you, but I’m not going to change my opinion because you read 7 or 8 sentences I wrote and conclude that I’m an asshole.
It’s unfortunate that you can’t engage in an honest discourse about this without resorting to name calling.
I’ll offer you the same advice you offered me and let’s call it even:
If you don’t like my comment, don’t read it.
You could make a mint with a u-pick cotton farm. Too bad it’s too politically incorrect.
(I’m TWKOWP, detasseled corn as a youth for $3.35/hour, 12 hours a day. I make my kids grow vegetables because I’m pretty sure all that misery is good for their character.)
Liberal Arts covers the gamut from literature to math so I’m calling bullshit on a “liberal arts degree feels like you’ve done real work when you really haven’t”.
Otherwise, schmoopy on brother.
Mia, if you were a true “black intellectual”, you would be using an affected ghetto accent, and bare-backing a bunch of down-low prison thugs, to affirm your authenticity.
😛
Just kidding, sis. 🙂
Great post clander! Too much time between them these days though.
Stago
Ha ha ha, just look at the number of you white people in the comments section squirming and protesting and taking offense to this post!
Clearly hit home and raw nerves!
Ok that’s either a really racist comment pammypoo55 or just plain funny. You’re just assuming that all white people are intellectually superior beings, who cares if whitey here wants to screw up a few words here or there. It most certainly will not smear the name of white people any more than he already is.
I don’t know what’s funnier…this blog or the comments that follow each post…people must have a lot of time on their hands or just like to argue with strangers…..either way, I find it amusing, so thank you!!
Jeremy- Your wife is my kind of woman!
– A Mexican/Swede also married to a white man.
IZE JUS LOVES PICKIN’ MA OWN COTTON!
YEZZUM.
I grew up on a farm that my parents ran. For the past 15 years we have been growing strawberries in the spring time. And every year it boggles my mind how many people LOVE bringing their family out to pick berries (also blueberries and blackberries, although that’s less popular due to the growing season being in the dead of summer). Picking berries is work to me; something I did not enjoy doing while I was growing up on the farm and something that I have no desire to do now. But people (mostly white people, but that’s not to say black people don’t come either. Some of the more loyal and recognizable you-pick customers are black) come out in droves near the middle of April when strawberries begin to ripen and they couldn’t be happier about it. I, however, am perfectly content to stop by a fruit stand and purchase a pre-picked bucket of strawberries.
I recall watching a French prune board commercial of a family who was joyful in picking…prunes, and a song in the background was like “Prune picking is fun”. pft, the French.
Picking is not a problem for white men. They are very good at picking their noses. And it is not confined to any one class.
Love the blog. Been following it for over a year. Laugh over every single post. But, I’ve got to say it, man … would it kill you to write a little more regularly?
You used to post often. Then it went to every few weeks. Then every month. Now we’re at once every two months?
There’s no way you’re out of material. I mean, you haven’t even written posts on white people and their love of trendy cupcakes, or how every white person with zero photography training is now a photographer, or how all white people love every single Broadway production — that is, until it is turned into a movie, they they claim they always hated it to begin with.
I’ve been wanting to say it for a while, but if you’re going to post every two months, I’m probably going to have to stop reading because I’m white and I don’t have the attention for such few and far between posts (there’s another subject — threats to move on).
The last time I ‘picked my own’ was when I was 4 and my parent took me and my sister to a strawberry farm in an attempt to steer us from the naive assumption that fruit comes from a supermarket. I was found in an ‘aisle’ of strawberry bushes with an empty ice cream container on my hands and knees over a pool of strawberry vomit. I’m now a gardener but you can f*%k right off with the ol pick one’s own caper. You grow then in your back yard or indeed, they come from a supermarket.
I’m with you, Jen!
While reading all the comments, for some reason I’m reminded of an experience of my adult son, who while working for a large national company several years ago, had endured several sessions of “diversity” training. (Maybe at the height of Diversity Seminarism?) The result: He and his work buds took delight in regularly reminding each other that their words/actions weren’t very “diverse”……that sounds fairly white to me!
Uncle Tom’s moral superiority to whites is counterbalanced by his self-sacrifice to white supremacy.
Contrast that with MLK’s moral superiority without the knee-bending, and Malcolm X/Louis Farrakhan’s more popular positions of outright defiance.
Uncle Tom is regarded as an ‘old fashioned’ role and represents white people’s (both liberal & conservative) fantasy of how Black people should teach white people about themselves (and how to love).
On the flipside, some others of us, feel that lessons for white people are too damn expensive.
I run an urban farm next to the projects in Birmingham, AL. Only white people seem to be interested coming over and doing farm work. Is that irony? If so, I love it!
ain’t no black person in their right mind will go over to a WHITE person’s farm (of ANY kind), and do farm work…..especially in Alabama!
This is not irony….this is common sense and remembering Alabama history.
Look at entry #99.
Well you’re just a prick.
How do you like that asshole?
What the hell is an “urban farm”?
That’s like saying I live in a rural city.
Douchebag!
This is a great website, but should be retitled “Stuff Liberal White People Like”. Still, the barbs at the Leftist fools are just grand.
An urban farm is a farm in uhhh…. I don’t know man, exactly what it sounds like: a farm in an urban area you fecking idiot. A good deal of the agriculture in Cuba is produced this way, and it actually is great for the environment. They have them in abandoned and bulldozed neighborhoods in Detroit too. Nice try though, now you’re the one who looks like a moron.
The definition of satire (as per dictionary.com):
“the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.”.
Sounds kind of like what this site is doing no?
And of course not ALL white people like these things. It’d be impossible to have any entries at all (well other than “water”, “food”, “breathing” and other topics equally ripe for ridicule…) if that was the goal of this site.
And yes, I detest Jeff Foxworthy as well, but you can hardly compare these articles to his shitty one-liners.
Now I doubt you’ll change your mind and start liking the site, but if you’re going to criticize something try to make sure your criticisms are valid.
Yes, but we colored people irritate the daylights out of whites when they discover that we like the same things; it makes them feel not so frigging special.
Claiming to be ‘disappointed’ when they mean they are delighted to find fault in others is the whitest thing.
I just found your blog and LOVE it!
I laughed so hard as I read the posts – insightful and truly hilarious.
Telling friends. . .will buy book!
Keep up the great work!
Laura
“Nice try though”?
What do you think this is, some kind of contest? You think you just bested me at something? jesus, get over yourself.
My problem with the term “urban farm” is that I grew up on a real farm and take offense (white person trait number 101) at the incorrect usage of that term. A farm by definition is rural and should at least be made up of 40 acres.
Call it an urban “garden” if you wish, but farm is the wrong word.
Don’t call me a moron when you’re the one misusing words.
I disagree with your definition – a farm can remain a farm whilst the area around it becomes urban. The farm may be trimmed at the edges for housing, so become smaller than it was originally, but still be growing things on a large scale.
I don’t think that, say, a large strawberry farm should be called a garden just because it’s technically within the confines of a city.
I am so friggin’ white that it makes my teeth hurt. Next – mention the secret white person’s love for cargo biking. At least the theoretical love for it…
That what you called a farm, is a “Conuco” at most !!!! There is not such thing as “Urban Farm”.
-.- Please stop getting offended because you are not right and please stop thinking that farming is like playing in facebook.
if i had said garden, it wouldn’t have been as ironic. (white person trait number 50)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farm
OMG! Freakin hilarious! I was just wondering if it’s time to go pick some dewberries, but it has to get a lot hotter. hahaha
This is a great blog. And this stuff has loads of humor and truth in it. However, like above comments it should be titled Stuff Western White People Like’. White culture isn’t the same everywhere. But yes, I picked fruit when I was a child.
AH!!!! So happy to see u have finally posted again! Love u dearly and have missed ur postings like crazy.
Have a great weekend 😀
kris (the stalker, apparently)
BTW, it is a little bit like when people pay to exercise but refuse to walk five minutes to work: http://thingsidowhenyoulookaway.blogspot.com/2010/01/time-to-run.html
k
Hey Chris, I’m interested in knowing more about your urban farm (maybe visiting, maybe donating).
Got a link?
Thanks.
The unwritten rule is that any topics that are suggested in the comments will NEVER make it to the blog.
Sad but true. 😦
Well, to be fair, if you pick/grow stuff yourself, it is very fresh (always a bonus with produce). However, confusing the *leisure activity* of picking your own fruit with the *work* of farming would be very silly! It’s more like buying produce from a stand than anything else.
I grew up on a small apple orchard, and my parents worked very hard to run it. (And I do think if funny that by some of the definitions above I can’t say ‘I grew up on a farm’ because it was only 20 acres… in the middle of 100+ acres of cornfields…in a small town without traffic lights.) Most of our customers were people from the city who wanted to spend a weekend afternoon in the country picking apples (it’s like going to a park I guess).
While you do have to pay for the fruit, it is often cheaper than buying it in the grocery store, so you aren’t really paying to pick the fruit.
I agree that this is certainly far removed for the real work of harvesting a crop! It’s a matter of quantity – if you are picking enough fruit to can/freeze and last for the winter, then you end up doing a lot more work than most people who like to pick their own fruit.
Oh, and I am of course white 🙂
Annaluna, I think the difference is that you just…go find berries and pick them. You don’t *pay* someone for the berries you find in the woods! Whereas in the US, it is quite common to go to a farm and pick strawberries, and then pay the farmer by the pound.
I also picked wild blackberries every summer as a kid, usually just to eat as I picked them, but sometimes to get enough to bring back home for a meal. Many of the people I spend time with are…surprised…when I pick wild blackberries/blueberries/strawberries and eat them. I’ve learned that many of them do not recognize the plants growing along the side of the road as edible! (though they are polite enough to try one if I offer it)
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=149773182328&ref=ts
are you in birmingham?
Reread my comment. I didn’t say you MUST take my suggestions and write on them. I said the blog author doesn’t write regularly or enough anymore and that, certainly, there is still more material, for example …
I don’t really care what he writes on, I am just saying he needs to write regularly again, not once a quarter.
Nice comment mundotaku. I agree.
Farming is work. It is a full time job and then some. It involves getting up at 4 in the morning and being so tired at the end of the day that you just want to eat and get to bed. You literally smell like shit after a day working on the farm.
Farming is not something you do in your spare time while your husband is at work. A farm is not a few rows of vegetables that you have inner-city kids tend to twice a week to teach them responsibility.
What you have is a garden, not a farm. Please don’t make yourself out to be something you are not.
Oh and one more thing- farms don’t have facebook pages.
Get back to your garden boy!
I’m in ATL.
Thanks for the info. I’ll link up.
One.
Internet Firsts!!!
“Hateful troll, “JJ”, authors hateful troll. Public reactions at 11.”
Hey I didn’t see you speak in Marquette but I saw you at the bar! Was a fun night, had my vintage cardigan on!
Got me. I loooove going to pick strawberries. I completely agree with the one with the orchard…. it’s more like going to the park and of course it isn’t WORK!!!!! One benefit that I feel is to be gained is you don’t get as many bad berries!!! You can inspect them first and get exactly what you want. Personally I feel it’s just more fun than a trip to the grocery store. Haha….. that white sense of entitlement is weak in this one.
Oh yeah. We saw you! Lovely cardigan!
Could you change my email address to:
gardentrail@ymail.com
Thanks.
This is classical white people behaviour as well as contemporary. It was done, for instance, by Marie Antoinette (as white as they come, right?) at Le petit hameau de la reine:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hameau_de_la_reine
ATL, huh? I’m driving to ATL today. After I finish working on my vast urban farm that is.
wow, pulling out a Marie Antoinette reference. Someone has a first rate liberal arts degree.
I guess you just don’t understand. That’s fine with me.
But please don’t assume I’m hateful because I’m trying to get you to be accurate with the English language.
Gardens are much different than farms. I have to tell you I looked at the facebook page for that “Urban Farm” and it looks to me like a bunch of tattooed hipsters sitting around and doing handstands. THAT is not a farm.
Words have meanings. It’s appropriate to use words correctly.
I mean, I don’t call my pickup truck a big rig just because I think it sounds cool.
This is your best post yet. Screamingly funny.
Amalee
I take offense to your misuse of the word “douchebag”. It’s actually used for hygiene. You’ve probably use it in the shower.
Nah Chris, douchebag also means something else. You know it does.
I guess farm has multiple meanings too- like an ant farm. Or I read about these body farms were forensic experts study decaying bodies.
But to call a small plot of land where you happen to grow some vegetables a “farm” is inaccurate.
You know it is. Quit acting like you don’t know that.
I wrote a song about farming. It’s a little tongue and cheek, but here’s the verse:
Life on the farm’s not as hard as you think
I plant my crops then I sit around and drink
And while the corn’s growin’, there’s nothin’ much to do
But get some Coors light and drink it till I puke
Of course every mornin’ gotta get up real early
And tend to the chickens and act real surly
But as you know milkin’ cows and so bad
Other than drinkin’ it’s the most fun I’ve had
My daddy was a farmer just like me
I followed him around since I came up to his knee
Now’s he’s gone and I don’t have much to say
But I still gotta give his damn Eulojay (Eulogy, that is)
Yes, it is a garden like the Facebook page says. The only use I made of the word ‘farm’ was to make a joke. Check out http://www.jvuf.org and let me know your perspective on their operation.
“So, if you are currently working in a job that requires intensive amounts of work, you should consider using that work space to create what is essentially an adult daycare for white people who would like to spend an afternoon learning how to use a loom or pretending to be a construction worker.”
Hahaha….reminds me of Habitat for Humanity!
You forgot our strange love of reading and grammar.
The post aren’t all about the “white sense of entitlement.” They are just generalizations (hilarious generalizations) of white traits.
Do we (myself being a VERY white person (lol)) feel entitled to wear dumb Christmas sweaters, own dogs, or have a love for football (soccer)? NO. We just love it. No sense of entitlement, just a sense that we have to live up to something.
I’m from a very rural area where all of these things are considered “yuppie.” I think this is why I LOVE them so much!
What else white people are known to study about? Horti-culture. This should be included in the college semester course…students have a “hands-on” approach to the plants they are learning about. But careful, don’t eat the fruit or the farm owner will dock your pay.
forget to mention the alternative : Farm ville, and all the other ville apps in the Facebook.
“However, not all white people have the ability, or the trust funds, to quit their job and follow their food-based passions. Some white people have to get their fix by picking their own fruit.”
Wow I’m crying laughing.
http://hobdragon.com
Whatdayaknow, the site is still open and continues to get new entries. I thought to post the Shine news report on what to get when one buys fruits and veggies.
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/food/whats-fresh-trying-to-save-money-15-foods-you-don-t-need-to-buy-organic-999969/
Ahaaa! We took the suburbanite daughter to a tomato farm to pick nice ripe romas…why? to expose the 9 year-old to “where food comes from”, I guess. It was hot as hell, we stepped on tomatoes and they squished all in our shoes, and up the back of my legs, there were black flies all around, we were all sticky in the car ride back home….and when we delivered said daughter back to her Mom’s, we opened up the SUV tailgate, and all those lovely ripe tomatoes tumbled out of the box onto her driveway. Daughter looked like she was gonna laugh, but I cut her down with my icy step-mother glare…..I was so pissed off and sticky. We laugh about it now, but it didn’t seem so funny at the time.
I’ve stuck to farmers markets since then. Fresh produce, none of the sweaty work. I’ll pay for that!
Let’s hear it from the ethnic group most likely employed in America’s agricultural economy: Latinos, in particular migrant laborers move about from one country to the next, and one state to the next during harvest seasons. !Viva Obama! en espanol by Mexican band Los Dorados del Norte.
Okay Dirty Joe,
I’m open to hearing what you think this list of stuff is about?
If it’s not irony, then what is it? (Besides racist BS – I understand that’s what you thought of at least this post).
It’s okay – the writers of this blog I’m almost positive love all the food stuff like you do. And, this satire will only fuel the fire for more Whole Foods, good ethnic restaurants, Farmers Markets, sushi, organic foods, and of course “pick your own” fruits and veggies.
word.
Amazing laughed so hard I woke the dog!
As a 40 yr old white male with a passion for mixed berry anything…it’s me.
Just need to figure out how to trick other white people into paying me to clean up poo and vomit at the hospital…………anyone got a spare arts degree, cause were out of toilet paper.
Well, SWPL has certainly gone down hill. There was nothing funny about this.
My mother, who was born on a small farm, worked her ass off to go to college and then medical school so I wouldn’t have to spend my afternoons and summers planting and harvesting. And I love pick-your-own (though as an elite white person, I prefer raising heirloom varieties in my own community garden plot.)
Luckily, with my degree in literature, I have a strong sense of irony.
your post is an epic win
# 128 “Avoiding Confrontation”
I think your obsession fits under #99 Grammar
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/12/99-grammar/
Congratulations, JJ, you are the right kind of white people.
Yes, I agree. Great Post.
So true, you’re spot on
Not as “mainstream white” as most of your other posts. As a white person myself, I might look for the best fruit at the grocery market (so technically, that’s picking fruit), but that’s the extend of me, as a white person, picking fruit. I still chuckled at parts, but I couldn’t relate to it much.
Here’s a friend’s comedy site: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
Take a look if you need another laugh.
I am several generations removed from the farming life. My grandfather’s cousin was eaten by a pig. The child fell into the pig area.
Grandfather fought in Cuba with the Rough Riders.Lost his right arm.
My great grandfather was a civil war veteran. His leg was shot off at the battle of Spanish Fort, Alabama, spring 1865. He also fought the Sioux near Mankato Mn., 1862. Lincoln ordered the Federals in when the Sioux killed 800 white folks, many scalped. Lincoln allowed the Federals to hang 38 of them in a show of mercy, 1860’s style. They all held hands and went down at once.
He got 180 acres near New Ulm MN. He once saved a guy by carrying him over his shoulders during a blizzard. The left behind guy froze.
People were tough then.
Me, I’m soft. I admit it with no pride.
Eh, usually these are funny, and I’m not offended, but this was somewhat off the mark. I don’t understand why there is this assumption that every single agricultural endeavor in the US has been spearheaded by the labor of some ethnicity not Caucasian. I am white, and I grew up on a farm. Not a commercial farm, a farm that existed because we were too poor to use the grocery store. I come from generations of white people who lived the same way, and I know a lot of people in the area share this heritage.
It just seems a little silly to assume that a part must stand for a whole in this scenario.
Still, I Lol’d at the concept of people feeling like they’ve somehow done something “earthy” by picking the berries someone else grew.
As a lazy white person, I still enjoy having Niggars pick my fruit.
I’m sensing that in this case ‘picking your fruit’ is a euphemism for ‘governing your country’.
Yes?
Yeah, with a name like “mark” you probably get your ass kicked on the way to and from ballet class.
http://mark.urbanup.com/1153133
Yeah this is pretty funny. Although in reality you pay because you’re paying for the fruit you’re taking away, which in many cases someone else cared for and so on for who knows how long. But yeah this post is so true…
agreed. seemed a shame to let the Olympics escape notice.
as a post script, it should be obvious that only the Winter Olympics merit discussion among white people.
white people also like to read about said volunteering in the new york times.
if you have ever gotten a chain email check this out…
http://eviltrancetwins.com/
This is a “tongue-in-cheek” website. It’s written by a white guy, and the premise of it doesn’t apply to every white person. In fact nothing in here even remotely applies to knuckle-dragging, poor-grammar-using, banjo-picking people like yourself. Now, go watch some Hee Haw reruns with your sister-wife!
Bill, I love you. Will you marry me?
For white people, berry picking and fruit picking (like visiting an apple orchard during autumn) reminds them of a childhood they most likely didn’t have. For them this is nostalgic. White people are also very suspicious of other people. So when they’ve picked their own fruit they know exactly where it came from and where it has been. We’ll forget about the bugs, the dog pee and the pesticides.
suggestion for next post:
stuff white people like—– pouring the grease and oils from a cooking pan into a jar and having a fat jar instead of pouring it down the drain
Dear e,
Clearly, you are white, but strangely uninformed. Pouring grease and cooking oils down the drain clogs the pipes. This is likely why you have lost so much money to plumbers in recent history. Or perhaps you are fruitarian, or a raw-foods junkie and therefore have no experience with cooking oils. Poor soul.
Also, white people are not the only ones with jars a spittins in the fridge.
You picked cotton for hundreds of years?? How old are you???
I know what you mean. When I went to college to make up a course in six weeks, not one white person, boy or girl befriended me. But I was befriended by black fellow students, all of whom were girls.
Allow me to say something. This post is way off the mark. There, I have spoken.
really, this blog should be called “what middle class people like.” i’ve met plenty of ray-ban wearing asians with ironic tattoos. who probably hate ed hardy & self tanner. & who would love to have an orchard.
also, rich white folk could care less about most of these things. i.e people who live in westchester have no interest in banksy.
Hate to say it, but that’s might white of you.
So why does the 50%+ rate for high school dropouts include ~30% white students?
In the 60’s there was a rise in botany majors, which resulted in some of the best hybrids of cannibus in California and Hawaii.
Relax. It wasn’t an attack.
You got me… as always. Damn my whiteness.
It amazes me that people still don’t get this site. This isn’t about people from Westchester. A better title would be “Stuff that Moderate Hipsters and a Good Portion of Yuppies Like”.
Its not our fault that we’re more suitable for management positions.
Well, it looks like Christian’s 15 minutes are up….
Touche, StuffWhitePeopleLike. You win this round. If the things we like in this life are echos of a past one, I was definitely an agricultural overlord in a past life 😦
Come on dude! What do you mean they are not good at manual labor? My husband went to some of the most selective schools in the country, and now we do this:
http://richfoodleantimes.wordpress.com/sofyas-little-piece-of-heaven/
Then again, we both defeat every possible paradigm.
And this:
http://driftlessfolkschool.org
You MUST see this.
I’m definitely white. But to not prove a point, most white people in Finland, my home country, pick berries every summer. It’s pretty common to go and get your own strawberries (you pay for the farmer) or later in summer, blueberries (you don’t pay since they’re in the forest). But then again nobody knows where Finland is… 🙂
Wow, I can really taste the bitterness…
Wasn’t this meant to be funny?
I was just gonna say the same thing.
I remember going out to pick apples, cherries and yes, raspberries when I was a young white child. Good times.
This is awesome.
White people LOVE Finland! It’s whiter than the rest of the USA! How white is it? Get it…snow everywhere. It’s cold and misty. More reindeer than people north of the Arctic circle. 24 hour daylight in the summer…and night at winter. Finland is the ideal place for a really white person, where you see more blonde, blue eyed, nordic types than back in America. White people obviously want to move there.
This is another fabulous comment where I chuckle to myself in a self deprecating way at the reality of my life the lives of all my friends.
Of course being a primary producer from my own backyard, the apples taste SO MUCH better, is inherantly white. It’s all part of the romantic green vision I exist in.
Is.that.you.in.this.onion.story?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-14-trillion-spent-annually-on-trying-to-loo,17125/
Stay.white.my.nig.
White people like also like WWOOFing (volunteering on farms voluntary serfdom). Some WWOOFers even pay for the privilege of being a serf on a farm. Another thing white people like are paying for internships.
White people also like WWOOFing (volunteering on farms voluntary serfdom). Some WWOOFers even pay for the privilege of being a serf on a farm. Another thing white people like are paying for internships.
In reading SWPL, I never know if I should be more proud of all the stuff that doesn’t apply to me, or ashamed of the stuff that does. I get most of my laughs here from knowing so many twits that these entries DO apply to.
In this case, I’m proud. Why in the world would some idiot want to waste time picking fruit?
Growing up a whitel child in the suburbs of Detroit, I visioned a pastoral farm out on the western horizoon every so often. It was really just a field with an old brick tudor in the foreground. I’d dream about being there someday. I love having my own garden, and whine like a baby when I have to buy junk from the grocery store. I love going to apple orchards and picking apples, and yes berries. I love harvesting strawberries the size of marbles and feeling a sense of accomplishment. Wow, you get white people so well. It’s awesome.
“Why in the world would some idiot want to waste time picking their own fruit?” Because they have to do it to make a living–it’s the only thing white people would let them do at the time.
White people do like picking their own fruit but would never pick for other people. That would be too . . . well, you know.
When I was a teenager it was very common for white kids to earn some extra pocket money picking berries. Now they would never do that. They expect “funemployment”–working at their favorite fast food place or movie theater or clothing outlet.
Ummm. I do ‘pick my own’ a day or two each summer because it’s nice to be out in the sun, and it’s cheaper than buying from the store.
“Paying for the privilege” must mean paying for the product you want.
Hilarious…?
Stacey, I think you should look at #101.
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/
well established by who?
im not sure what its like in america, but here in england, almost all of the people farmers hire to pick fruit are white
Yeah, I know.
Ha! You suck Conan…
I know a pale white person who was in her childhood forced to eat half-rotten wheat grown by her father “’cause it’s pure and natural”. Thus has she developed a burning hatred against fields and everything growing in them which she hasn’t been able to overcome in 30 years.
Such unscarred wounds is slavery causing…
If you are white and were offeded see “Being offended”. Haha, your comments are priceless.
In contrary to the choice of name, white people have a very bad advantage working outside in the summer sun. If they have abit more melanin to prevent sunburn on their pale skins, then the problem is solved. But not to worry white folks, you sure can get a bad tan or bronze look. 😀
Anyone up for a new version of Polack jokes? The British are scouting for cheap labor within the European Union, and found a good source of it in Poland. The US missed out on a hard-working people who are Caucasians, although the Germans are anxious to have the Poles work in their country. They still have holocaust guilt left over from the war and how Hitler thought Poles were an “inferior race”.
(I love this blog!)
Actually most people here just have mousy hair and it doesn’t really snow in Helsinki area where I live… Apart from the berry picking I guess the best thing is that kids can walk to school, hysterical mums don’t have to drive them there. AND subtitles on TV.
I think you missed his point, but whatever. And I’ve never been to a fast food place that looked like a fun place to work. Actually, the movie theater doesn’t look particularly fun either. So I really don’t get what you’re trying to say.
Heeheehee…to the italics at the end…unless said white person grew up on a farm doing hard manual labor and is still grateful for the immensely strong musculature she has as a result.
Then we might “return to the land” for the financial and physical benefits.
Yuppers.
Too funny. I never did get why my friends wanted to go to the u-pick farms. I had grown up as “free labour” — kids who go work at family farms. My grandparents were the dirt-poor immigrant farmers and, being Eastern European, were not considered white.
And then the joy of standing in front of bushels of veggies that you woke up early that day to pick, just so some fat lady could squish it, toss it around and then demand to pay less …
I want to have my own garden but pastoral, romantic dreams? Naw!
But now I finally can see into the mystery of friends who choose to pick fruit for recreation.
Yeah working at McDonald’s is definitely “funemployment”. Definitely my idea of fun work.
“if you encounter a white person who is actually good at manual labor they are either some kind of performance artist, writing a book, or the host of a show on HGTV.”
That last note made me rage. Just sayin’. I know plenty of poor, hardworking white folk who are working the land or in factories.
My mom’s one of those see-thru blondes. Her dad was a redheaded Swedish immigrant, so she has no melanin to speak of. One summer in her teens she took a job picking corn for pocket money. She still has scars from the sunburn she got.
That’s not to say her lot was remotely comparable to being forced to pick corn until you died from exhaustion, like that of many people not prone to sunburn.
That post doesn’t really apply because it’s about white people getting offended on behalf of non-white people. Is there a post around here about white people getting huffy about “anti-white racism?” There should be.
I know a guy named enigma who picks berries, dingle berries, nice brown hairy ones.
Oh yeah, praise the Lord and send your donations. A long life is waiting for you if you believe in the Lord. If you really want to believe a whole bunch, send more money.
Oh, and that persistent little bastard that keeps ringing my door bell and giving me that stupid Watch Tower magazine eats enigma’s dingle berries.
That’s all for today folks, praise the Lord.
A short list. If these have been covered “Woops”.
Backpacking
Dave Matthews Band
Banana Republic
VW Beetles
The Hamptons
Dabbling in Vegetarianism
Being Upset About Global Warming
open to the public, piss and shit…..
Unfortunately, historically white people preferred having other people pick their fruit for them
right there.
I was expecting the note to say “If you encounter a white person who is actually good at manual labor, they are the wrong kind of white people.” The blog says that in other posts. My (white) family is full of farmers and construction workers who a) are good at manual labor and b) don’t like anything on this blog. They haven’t heard of half the stuff on this blog, for that matter. Strange, rude departure on this post.
I’m pretty sure the term “redneck” is from the literal red necks (with a bright white tan line where the shirt starts) of manual farm laborers.
ditto. I think white people really love house porn. I’m totally addicted – even though most of it is imported from Canada.
Whatever next? White people will start picking their own noses.
Still it would beat asking my cleaner to do it.
Racist, I do not mind the observations so much as the tone it is written in. It is just rude.
Poke this kind of crap at black people see how far that gets you.
Rachael is correct, but at least white people can laugh at themselves. If you had “Stuff Black People Like” (gold teeth; renting television sets; buying cars that cost more than their houses) there would be a riot. (Oh. That’s another one!)
One would be inclined to believe that, if they did a blog and book for a living, they might crank out a post more than once every two months, and maybe think about their posts. Its not even the right season to pick berries.
During the time it took me to make this mean comment, I thought of several applicable things:
Anti-Oxidants
Subarus
Volkswagen Jettas
anthromorphizing cats
USB drives
corduroy jackets
public libraries
Its not hard. I am just pissed I did not get to it first.
Oh, BTW lots of white folks are awesome at manual labor.
“In other words, berry picking is the agricultural equivalent to a private liberal arts college. It’s no surprise white people like it, because much like a liberal arts degree it feels like you’ve done real work when you really haven’t.”
this is very true and well said….liberal arts colleges, despite what many people think, are a big problem today. As institutions, they keep people from doing things that do matter, and prevent them from maintaining simple humility and decency (since most of the students are so spoiled…not unlike unfresh fruit). white people “picking fruit” is decidedly not killin’ it, and neither is a receipt from a liberal arts college, which is, to be blunt, is never much more than a farm full of blandish white fruit…not good for the pickin’!
Actually there is a “Stuff Black People Like” (http://stuffblackpeoplelikealso.wordpress.com/) and it is also hilarious. And Patrick, I’m pretty sure people of all races can laugh at themselves. Celebrating our differences (and having a SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT IT) is what makes the world go ’round. See #101 Rachael, and try to relax…you’re white after all.
You’re a moron!
You’re parents must be soooo proud.
Wow, if this is post #132, and the post’s come once every 3 months, that mean this blog started in 1977!
I’m white (and went to a liberal arts college where I got a degree in political philosophy, and was also planning to go pick strawberries this weekend) and I thought this was freaking hysterical. Everyone else needs to calm down. Also I would like to point out that picking your own fruit is cheap! You can get a 5 gallon bucket of strawberries for under $10 where it would cost $2-3 at a grocery store for half a pound. That’s what I like about berry picking!
It’s your, not you’re. And he’s right.
No wait, it is you’re, not your.
So only has one o.
http://www.kepplerspeakers.com/speakers.aspx?name=Christian+Lander The guy who writes these are as white as they get.
I’ve been to one of those places in Oregon and I couldn’t agree more with this post. It’s funny considering that just about any American you meet isn’t more than about two generations off of the farm, yet this is still supposed to be a novel experience.
My dad grew up milking the cow and feeding the chickens every morning, and my first experience “berry picking” was walking through the brush with a machete at my grandfather’s old farm in central Texas just to get to the blackberries! I was about 10 and I just remember sweating like crazy and thinking “why are we doing this?”
So, yes, people need to remember when romanticizing agrarian endeavors that even Virgil himself actually farmed in real life before writing the Georgics!
there is also a “stuff black people hate” blog as well.
if you can’t laugh at yourself (or others) then you are taking yourself too serious and you will give yourself a tumor.
I love picking fruit and my nose…there are cool things to pick here http://www.myurbantree.com
For those of you pissed off at what you call “racist comments” that is how I feel when George Lopez opens his mouth with his observations on the Hispanic culture. I drive a Toyota highbryd, my daughter is NOT names Guadalupe Conchita Annamarie Garcia, and I probably like 80% of the things on this list, but I’m not white or “mas puto” (aka gay) as Mr. Lopez would like to generalize me. I am Hispanic. And as much as I hate to hear these superfical generalizations, I have to acknowledge that it is comedy just like Foxworthy’s generalizations on rednecks and the numerous black comedians that do the same thing. Under the umbrella of comedy people can say alot more than you could say in the real world.
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Are you kidding me?? Black people say worse things about THEMSELVES and they laugh like hyenas. most of the stuff mentioned above is actually kinda cool great. Who the hell wants to break their backs picking fruit?? not me.
And of coarse its racist. The title of this site alone is a dead give away . But its racism minus the negative connotations that are usually attributed to the word itself. I’m black and when my white friends make fun of black people I find it hysterical and visa versa. Don t talk about how people will react in a hypothetical situation . its a lame generalization . At least provide a subjective testimonial.
so is your comment you laughing at yourself??? you obviously don t know any black folks otherwise you would realize that its exactly the opposite of how you say.
I don t think you can prove a point with something that hasn t happened ” there would be a riot….” the key word there is “would” not “has ” . meaning its never happened. and do you not know how much more black culture sticks out than white culture. Its easy to imitate black folks. We are gaudy and boisterous . why is your reaction to this light hearted site ,to act all offended and make it seem like it even comes close to what black folks have experienced ??? this site points out how good white folks have it and you come off sounding like a Klansman. why is that??
How about:
American Apparel
Complaint sections in local news papers
Patchouli
“Fixie” bikes
T-shirts with animal depictions
Indie bands and their beards
Subaru Outbacks with Free Tibet stickers
The blogger is refering to a certain type of white person….not every white person
The point is you don’t have to be white, to be “white,” The white the author is talking about is really suburban/cosmopolitan upper middle class, liberal leaning people.
If you like 80% of the things on this list you probably are a left leaning, middle americana.
Doesn’t mean you’re a poster child for it. My family loves most these things too and we’re Chinese. Go figure.
just have to be white washed.
WOAH. Convicted.
My husband and I live in Brooklyn and picked blueberries, peaches, and apples this past summer. Then I donned my bandana, converted it into roughly 60 jars of jam, and mailed it to friends and family two weeks ago.
Other stuff this white person likes? Canning like my Grandma. Does it make me less of a stereotype if I come from rural stock?
The tone of this one bothers me, as about one third of the stuff on this site does. What’s wrong with picking fruit? I spent my summers on my grandparents’ farm, and we all loved to go pick fruit and then eat it. It’s a cherished memory for me, of a simple thing to do during a simpler time (i.e., childhood). I have no idea why the author of this post thinks it is so ridiculous, and I also resent the confusion of of white people with suburban middle class or upper middle class people who have appreciation for the finer things in life, like art, literature, etc. Any group of people who eventually have enough money such that they don’t have to worry ALL the time about money will start to appreciate art, literature, etc… These topics are not so much about white people as they are about upper middle class people of all races and genders. Find someone who is an upper middle class suburbanite and NOT white, and I bet they like to de-stress from their intellectually stressful white collar jobs by doing things like hiking, picking berries, or whatever… they probably do a lot of the stuff attributed to white people on this site
We call them “community gardens” here in Salt Lake City.
Making fun of berry picking goes way back, and it’s still funny:
“Mrs. Elton, in all her apparatus of happiness, her large bonnet and her basket, was very ready to lead the way in gathering, accepting, or talking — strawberries, and only strawberries, could now be thought or spoken of. — “The best fruit in England — every body’s favourite — always wholesome. These the finest beds and finest sorts. — Delightful to gather for one’s self — the only way of really enjoying them…”
Who doesn’t like to pick their own berries?!
it makes me want to go fruit picking.
I don’t like picking berries or anything else. I’ve done it my entire life and despise it. Safeway is my kind of place. Something tells me about 85% of the USA is right there with me. Talk on you blow-hearts, talk on.
Please send your money, and the Lord will be your friend. More money; more friendship.
About Thomas Briollet
My name is Thomas Briollet. I must admit I am homosexual. The only woman I fantasize about sexually is my mother. She is so fucking sexy. I dream of bending her over and pounding her pussy in front of our gay French relatives. Then I will come on her face and she will lick it off and say “Oh Thomas,you are just like your father who beat the shit out of you and me and was a pathetic alcoholic, and now you just work for some stupid French wine distribution company because you are too stupid to see beyond cliches about French people!” The best thing the French have is the Eiffel Tower, but it is completely useless, like me Thomas. It is just an ugly heap of metal that serves no purpose. Big deal.
I think the French people are so great, but the French have done fucking nothing for the world. If French is so great, why does the whole world speak English? I hate English speakers, but it was the Americans who saved the French from the Germans during World War 2. I am a typical worthless French guy. I need to wax down my extremely thick eyebrows because they take up half my face. I live in China because I think I can be hedonistic and an international playboy, but only the trash of the world lives in Beijing because it is a shitty communist hole. The Chinese would kill someone to move out of Beijing. I moved here to make money to send to my pathetic French family who can’t find jobs to support themselves, because they live in a ghetto called Reims. I thought in China I would be an important white man, but really the Chinese wish I would leave their country, and stop sleeping with many prostitutes and sluts in their country both Asian and white. Take my laowai trash out, and also my horrible French wine.
I grew up in a housing project because my father was too busy beating me up and drinking because he was an unemployed alcoholic and he never loved me. But I still am playboy like he is. He fucked lots of women and had lots of ugly offspring like me. My father used to beat me up because I deserved it for being a shtihead bastard, and asshole. So I fantasized about fucking my mother like he did. Now I dominate women because I am scared of being controlled and powerless. I like to beat them up and be an S&m Master because I’m scared of being weak and beaten up like when my papa used to hit me. I like only sexy innocent white girls who are models and who are stupid enough to be submissive to me. They make me feel important and strong, but I am boring and an ugly French cliche.
I am secretly gay, but I never told my papa cause he would hit me hard and make my ass bleed. I like partying partying and drinking and dancing because I am so original! I am such a party animal! Too bad I am getting fatter and uglier as I grow older. Too bad I have a small small penis and I will never satisfy a woman; and they are faking their orgasms by going ah ah ah. But many sexy girls make me feel important. I am scared of being alone so I must be surrounded by lots of friends and distractions because in my retard brain I know that my papa hated me and he abandoned me. Sincerely, Thomas Briollet.
What is a “blow heart”?
I think some of the very first posts address this. I believe the author wrote somewhere that “stuff upper-middle-class, overly-educated urban young people like” wasn’t as catchy. I can think of roughly 25 people I know who are not white and who like/do virtually everything on this blog. And they read and enjoy it. Whereas my rural white relatives like/do nothing on this blog. And they have never heard of the blog. I do kind of wish the author had made it the Stuff UMCOEUYP like blog… but it’s still funny.
It’s hard to describe, but I know one when I see one.
Thank you Tommy, you big silly.
I have a special for you. Start sending me a lot of money every month and when you have sent enough; I promise I can save you.
Praise the Lord, but not your dumb ass, yet.
It’s not really real. It’s called satire. 😉
People who have no sense of humor need to stick to the Fox News website; wait that goes better with a keen sense of humor as well.
The commentary on Fox news can be funny, but it appeals mostly to conservatives. And of course something isn’t really funny unless you agree with the politics.;)
This statement in the article is not correct: “This most positive viewpoint comes from the fact that white people have mostly enjoyed supervisory roles in agricultural production over the years.” Which, linked to an article on slavery, makes a very strong statement. It is statements like this that fuel enflamed prejudices and misunderstandings.
In reality, most white people were never been wealthy enough to own slaves during those times when slavery was common (or, in many cases, wealthy enough to own much of anything in early rural America). Many worked their own land with their own hands, parents and children together (thus the popularity of large families in bygone times). This was even more so after slavery ended, while American industry was still largely agriculture.
Moreover, before imported slaves became popular, whites were more than likely to be the slaves or serfs or peasants working the land. This is the reality of most of white history from the post-Roman era until the modern era. The idea implied in many modern commentaries on slavery is that it is something whites have never experienced; but of course historically that is beyond absurd.
This is no defense of slavery. Obviously slavery is very evil, and I am an abolitionist all the way. But I am equally strong against racial stereotyping.
A succinct statement about this topic can be found here: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_southerners_owned_slaves_in_1860
Or you can google it and find all kinds of documents on the subject. Please don’t perpetuate falsehoods.
Well I guess you didn’t get that I was being a bit facetious. No, I’m not suggesting all – or even a lot – of black people like the things I listed. I think what your comment shows is that black peeple can laugh at themselves as long as it’s a black person telling the jokes. Newsflash: There’s a huge double standard here. To deny it is to have your head in the sand. Your whole “klansman” comment makes my point better than I ever could. (That is, you obviously believe that a white person who DARES to comment on other races is a “klansman”. Where’s the tolerance, my friend?)
There is a ton of pick your own fruit places in my predominatly white neighborhood and I throughly enjoy them every summer.
Hispanic isn’t a race
i am sick of all these people …I am a white too, but I am a real New Yorker, from Brooklyn ORIGINALLY, and now all these “white” people are moving in and pretending they are real New Yorkers and saying that I am “not white” or something like that according to this site. Its bs…you are all the fake white people and fake New Yorkers. They make fun of us and call us bridge and tunnel, etc…well why are you all moving into our neighborhoods?
I love this, I went strawberry picking two weeks ago.. ahaha
More stuff white people like:
1. Obeying the law.
2. Being responsible parents.
3. Voting for candidates who are not our own race.
4. Not playing our car stereos at deafening levels.
5. Speaking properly.
6. Not blaming everything on racism.
7. Steady employment.
8. Music with some originality, not just shouting the “N” word over “sampled” tracks.
OK, so I live in New York City (which white people love) and have noticed an important thing white people like:
Freaking out about nice weather/having to be outside when the first nice weather of the season happens. Even though it isn’t really that nice out, people will have on shorts and other warm weather outfits. They will Twitter and Facebook “it’s so nice out!” and “at central park. love the weather”, etc. And everyone will have to talk about it and force the issue when it’s actually still kind of chilly (especially in the shade).
I am of dutch, welsh, irish, and cherokee heritage. Fuck you for insuating that i am a actor, book author, or working on HGTV. I work 6, sometimes 7 days a week. I wish i had the privelege you assume that i have. Fuck you again. BTW, i would pick my own fruit if i could afford the land to do so. Being that i live in an apartment, guess i cant afford to. So much for being rich whitey. BTW again, i guess my black, indian, puerto rican wife makes a racist. Fuck you 1 more time.
shut the fuck up
Please take more time to come up with something more intellegent as a response.
. You posted pretty quickly. Sorry my sensibility offended you.
Good timing of this post, I actually rented a community garden plot to grow vegetables as I live in an apartment so no yard .
I bought some tools as well. New ones, I could have bought a few, still good, but rusty from a garage sale but no, I want my gardening tools to be brand new :).
Get over yourself, asswipe. BTW, having a person of color in your family is not a “get out of racism free” card.
Shorter Patrick the Poet: The world I live in isn’t like an episode of Mad Men where I’m Don Draper. Wah.
You are blatantly stereotyping an entire race of people. This website is supposed to be sarcastic and funny. Not a playground for bigots. How sad for you that you categorize people in such a blatantly prejudiced fashion.
Shit, I thought white people could usually spell.
Yet more stuff:
1. Having the law favor them, especially the rich ones.
2. Criticizing the way other people raise their kids.
3. Not noticing when white people mostly vote for white people.
4. Ignoring all the other white people who play their stereos loud.
5. Deciding how other people should talk.
6. Pretending racism doesn’t exist, since it benefits them.
7. Collecting stock dividends.
8. Deriding other people’s choices in music.
White people, when living and working abroad, are expats, never immigrants.
Stop crying. If you can’t see the comdey here, then fuck off.
Counterpoints to Patrick the Poet:
1. Timothy McVeigh; Ted Kaczinski; Jeffery Dahmer; JW Gacy; Det. John Burge; Hundreds of thousands of white men in US prisons
2. Danial M. Rinehart
3. Anh “Joseph” Cao (New Orleans, Louisiana); Steve Cohen (Memphis, TN)
4. Harley-Davidson exhausts
5. Boston, MA; Louisiana Cajuns; Valley Girls
6. Ashley Todd, PA, (2008); Charles Stuart, MA (1989); Susan Smith, SC (1994); Brian Wells, PA (2003); Bonnie Sweeten, PA (2009)
7. Current white male unemployment rates
8. White people copying black musical expression (Blues, Jazz, Rock & Roll, Rap, Disco, Funk, Soul, etc.) and Mexican musical styles (Ranchero, Norteno = Country).
This site used to be funny social commentary but has transformed into thinly veiled contempt for whites. Clander, are you another self hating Jewish man?
Thank you for clarifying your superiority. Thank you sir, may I please have another FU??
I don’t want to be Don Draper, but I’d just like to make it home without getting my ears blasted by loud, crappy music from the car next to me, or to not have some aggressive panhandler bother me at a red light. I swear, both of these things happened today. Is it always black people who do this? No, but 9 out of 10 times it is. Seriously, there are major sociological problems in parts of the black community. Denying it, or calling me a bigot is not going to solve the problem. Pull your pants up and show some self-respect. And turn down the effin’ volume down.
Agreed.
And another good parent: Susan Smith.
Okay, so both of those things happened to you in one day – aggressive panhandling and being offended by a loud car stereo.
I’ll bet that in both cases you played the role of the meek little mouse and didn’t say a damn thing.
Fortunately however, you were able to cap off your day on a manly (?) note by defiantly posting this on the anonymous internet.
Cue: Golf clap.
Continued list of more stuff white people like:
1. Obeying the law except when money is involved (the Bernies: Madoff and Ebbers come to mind)
2. Being responsible parents (whenever it is advantageous in the bitter divorce proceedings)
3. Voting for candidates who are not our own race (especially when one of your own race F**KS up the country so bad that you resort to voting for a black man to fix the problems….who wuddah thunk it?)
4. Not playing our car stereos at deafening levels (unless you’re playing death metal or white rock, or worse yet, indie poseur music)
5. Speaking properly (as in Kentucky english, or New England english, or Appalachia english, or how about Louisiana cajun english…..you white people and your so-called proper english….you ain’t british so you ain’t speaking proper english, silly whitey)
6. Not blaming everything on racism (why would you? You encoded racism into American laws right from the genesis of the US of A (read your US Constitution sometime…a racist document right from the get go….three fifths a person, indeed…)
7. Steady employment. (uh, yea….and who are the faces I see everyday on TV screaming about unemployment? T’aint non-white faces, that’s for sure…..even though non-whites have a higher unemployment rate, there are three times more whites unemployed in the US)
8. Music with some originality (silly white boy, don’t you know that rock music (and heavy metal music in particular) is based on AFRICAN AMERICAN music? (specifically the blues). The only ‘original’ american music you can talk about is grunge music, and even that is based on early 60s garage music, which BTW, was base on black rhythm and blues dance music.
You, Patrick the Poet, are what we call an ignorant white boy who is bitter over race issues. But you’ll be alright. As Obama would say (with slight variation): YES YOU WILL!
It is what it is.
PS: nice to see you back, stagolee….
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Umm… this isn’t the anonymous internet. He has a book out w/ requisite book tour + youtube vids of his face & speaking engagements. 😉
Good digging. Bad conclusions. Do agree it’s losing its humor judged against the earlier posts which earned this blog its notoriety as (my opinion) some fun observational jokes.
excellent heritage play. white man unite 😉
I am so tired of keeping track of everything white people like . Why can’t they be less judgmental and stop imposing their arbitrary cultural judgments on everyone else.
Likely responses:
*You can always go back to wherever you came from =D
*Stop crying. If you can’t see the comdey here, then fuck off.
*Boo hoo!
Patrick the Poet has all that going for him? He’s got ALMOST as good a situation as Christian Lander!!
And why not? Have you noticed Chinese vote for Chinese, Indians vote for Indians, Blacks vote for Blacks… Something wrong with White people voting for White people? I hate all people equally, but I can tell you White liberalism is a better choice than any other color or race’s offerings. Far better. Unless, of course, what you pick happens to favor you in particular. But then again, what else would one expect from a human?
Um, pick your own is cheaper.
Yo Louiecoolgatoe. S’Crackin’ playboy?
“read your US Constitution sometime…a racist document right from the get go….three fifths a person, indeed…”
Maybe you should read the U.S. Constitution. It doesn’t say what you think it says.
Nowhere does it say that a black person is only three fifths of a person. Instead, it says that only three-fifths of the slave population would count for purposes of putting antislave Congressmen in office.
The slave-holders at the time would have LOVED to get some extra power at the federal level, which is exactly what your stupid ass is advocating.
Yeah, Reginald has the nuance right. It wasn’t 3/5ths of a person, the measure was 3/5ths of a vote. We didn’t get to be classified as “human” until much later.
The result was a disproportionate representation of Southern states in antebellum politics.
From your tone, Reginald, I suspect you regard that as a historical ‘good thing’. No?
That’s the same thing the mamasan said!
thats becuz your a tool and dont get satire
you get think its funny becuz you have a stick up your ass
finally someone who gets the humor.
Nice visit here.
Nice day
I think this one is stretching the theme a bit too far.
Make sure to also check out http://SomethingYouShouldRead.com
Haha this guy is awesome!
I’m white and i find this funny as because i see people all around me (especially living in the sheepish country i do New Zealand and the capitol Wellington) we have a lot of indie people. i think this site mainly refers to them if any one. people need to relax and find this stuff funny. you don’t see black people flipping out at black comedians for making fun of their face, instead they laugh. white people are so uptight and scared of people image of them, i say who cares as so do the black people.
The race i envy the most is the yellows, they don’t give a flying fart what people say about them and just go on with their lives.
Love the posters, but have no need/use for one . . . but I would LOVE to be able to pick one of the designs and get it on a t-shirt. Any chance that this will be possible?
wait… so you’re pissed off that people are happy?
A berry farm has taken on a whole new meaning for me after this post.
The new white people thing to do in Melbourne (Australia, not Florida) is to not only pick your own fruit, but grow them. Vegies too.
Also, I still think it’s weird that after 132 posts, there are still people who think this blog is racist to some degree. It’s a piss-take on western liberal progressives, be they white, black, chinese, whatever.
Nobody cares about your hard luck story. This site is for nothing more than laughs. I bet your black, indian, and puerto rican wife really appreciates you sticking up for fruit pickin’ whitey ;).
I did go to a cotton field as a class trip in South Carolina when I was a kid. We picked cotton (for like 10 minutes) and I kept my little piece of cotton in a plastic bag for years.
Of course, my grandpappy’s dad was a sharecropper. And yes, I’m white.
Well there are the Cheerios and milk to start with…
lol so true
White people have a tendency to act or do these things:
9. Drink G&T’s (gin and tonic) in the mid-afternoon.
10. Never smile, expect to have a “positive” attitude.
11.Spend $200 for a tie-die shirt and a pair of torn jeans.
and 12. Memorize every detail of Emily Post’s “Etiquette”.
Ask me, I’m an expert of white American behavioral traits.
It’s funny how people comment complaining and pretty much prove half of the articles to be true. Lol
Wade, your head is in your ass. Pull it out and observe. You’ll see that white or black, there isn’t any difference in how or why we laugh at ourselves.
Praise the Lord, and Jesus saves.
“…because much like a liberal arts degree it feels like you’ve done real work when you really haven’t.”
Hey.
Fuck you.
I think it is VERY funny and SOOOO true.. The people who are getting bent out of shape about these introspective and well articulated truths need to look inside at why these comments are hitting nerves…
hilarious.
@A-Bomb, the “grow your own vegies” phenomenon is not exclusive to Melbourne, FL. It’s very strong in the Bay Area as well. You wouldn’t believe how much time is spent discussing “my tomate is redder than yours” during lunch break at work.
Greetings lazy ugly american. Borat here. In my country. we have a problem. it is transport. because Kazak-y-stan is big. yea? Another problem is we have glorious people’s collective farm. we hire gypsy worker. but the gypsy won’t work. we need slave labor now. american, show us how to.
do you have job with that diploma gethering dust on your shelf?
Thanks for the interesting post. – Prathap Rajamani
Yes, I’m Patrick and I’m a poet, but I’m not THE “Patrick the Poet”, so from now on I’ll be simply Patrick. (I know hardly anyone cares but, I was thinking of Billy the Poet from Welcome to The Monkey House by Kurt Vonnegut . . interesting title. If I’m wrong on any of that, I’m sure someone will let me know.)
Okay, my point. No. I was not a meek little mouse when confronted by an aggressive panhandler. I was not about to get into a fight with this person (obviously I would have NOTHING to gain from that). A few minutes after the incident I called the local police and reported it. Hopefully, they arrested him or at least chased him away. I’d recommend that everyone do the same under those circumstances. Eventually, law enforcement will realize it’s a problem and act accordingly by increasing their presence in problem areas.
Hi, I’m a Native American and I’d just like to say that all of you need to get over your skin color. Especially those of you who keep trying to compare other people with klansmen for disliking what is said here, you’re just as bad as the “bigots”.
Now we should listen to a Native American who trusted the white man over 300 times in ‘treaties’ and got screwed over how many times??
oh, say…over 300.
While the rest of us keep fighting for our rights denied to us because of our skin color…..you, red man, keep on trusting the white man to do right by you….
oh, and what is the unemployment rate among Native Americans?
you say 75%? Well thank you very much white man.
Oh, and what is the alcoholism rate among Native Americans?
you say another 75%? Geez, thanks again white man.
The problem with you, native american, is that you got over your skin color BUT the white man has not. To them, you are still a nuisance and a sucker. Thus, you are worse than a bigot, you are a fool.
I Agree! Note to all suicide bombers, the Koran doesn’t allow suicide and wanton violence. Look it up yourself. Stop killing people in my name please. Thank you. Salaam fellow Muslims.
Haha i thought this was funny cause its true. If you need punch lines to like this then youre missing the point. Plus racism IS comedy- as long as its meant jokingly.
Also to all the white people that post here with stuff like “i dont and im white” 1) learn to take a joke 2) we all know youre lying and 3) this whole site is about steriotypes incase you didnt notice- and if you did, and you posted because youre offended in some way or because you claim it to be untrue personally; then maybe you need a refresher of what a steriotype is defined as. 😛
Stereotye* 😉
I’m white and myself and every white person i know has gone fruit picking at some point.
We all think its romantic or something… like it means returning to a ‘simple life’.
In Australia, all the rich white people went into wineries, so now we have a wine glut! Nice place to life. 🙂
Barbra
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Weakling.
Instead of being firm and asserting your personal space to deter the aggressive panhandler (which has exactly nothing to do with getting into a fight) you go squealing to the cops.
I’ll bet Hurf Durf is one of those white people who claim to be “native american” even though their face/skin shows no trace of the heritage.
Go to New Mexico, you can’t spit without getting one of those wannabes wet.
wow ur whitewashed. lol im mexican and most of what george lopez says is true. stop being so uppity people. just smoke a blunt and laugh. or whatever.
Those losers who are offended should read the post titled “Being Offended”!
I believe that both Allah and God are misrepresented by their ignorant, intolerant, self righteous followers. The problem with Christians and Moslems is that they don’t bother to read and follow what their Bibles and Korans teach.
That is why they all will go to Hell if they don’t change their ways.
Buddha has spoken.
ALL THREE OF YOU..
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
AAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You WERE a meek little mouse. Too afraid to stand up to the scary smelly man, you call police. I’m sure they responded promptly, it’s what they are best known for.
In the unlikely event you have a woman, certainly she must be happy with such a strong man to protect her.
So many people in my family can’t wait to go blueberry picking. It’s almost a contest to see who can pick the most, plus, it’s way cheaper than going to the store and buying them…especially in the off season. Just freeze those babies!
Wow! Now that’s white denial if I’ve ever seen it! Whites NOT thinking that they get over on their skin color alone! Next thing you’re gonna say is that racism is all in the past. LMAOOOO
And face it, your entire post basically confirms the distrustworthiness of whites.
You hate native americans because their very existence is hard evidence of the sad, greedy, power hungry mentality of whites.
Now that’s funny. This is my first experience with your site. White privilege humor, I love it. (I’m mostly White, although my family proudly traces our roots back to Pocahontas. No joke.)
The same Pocahontas who was kidnapped from her family and tribe, then forced to marry a white guy three times her age, then dragged to Europe only to die before she was 23 years old?
And you are, uh, mostly white…..although your family is PROUD to have traces to Pocahontas???….PROUD??!!
Typical white person.
Har har.
You say that I “…hate native americans because their very existence is hard evidence of the sad, greedy, power hungry mentality of whites….”
On the contrary. I hate to hear from stupid native americans who do not see that white americans have never been their friends. Not in the past
Not now.
But maybe in the future…..when they are all extinct.
I can say this with history on my side to prove it. And You must be one of those native american apologists (ones who have a liking for one’s oppressor) who still cannot see the light.
I don’t hate native americans. I hate to hear native americans speak stupid stuff like ‘being color blind’ in America when the white america surely oppresses them BECAUSE of their color.
Wake up.
i happened across this website where it showed posters/tees of white people ‘likes’…
i am not sure what the intentional meaning of it is yet, but i couldn’t help but laugh; in a totally good way..it’s was soo funny..
i can’t figure out if this blog is meant to be derogatory which in no way can i see it as being…i don’t see any pointedly negative things in it…yet
well unless you’re making fun of ‘white people’…heh
and even then that assumption may be a bit of a stretch…
i’m sorry i can’t help it….it’s just ironically funny………or should i say il ist tres instructif
(sheese, wonder how many times i’m going to use the word funny)
and what ever colour the creator of this blogger is, who cares…
what colour are you anyway…heh
never mind..i don’t care : )
anyway, before i do some investigative clicking around this blog
adieu, sois heureuse
oh brother,
i was reading some post (why i even bothered, beats me)
and it’s not so funny anymore…thanx alot ya ding-a-lings
it’s alot about fugging race and race again…
ya ruined my day a fer just a bit, ya ding dong posters
don’t worry, you’re happy~
go eat some grenouille
adieu
Do white people pick Tomatoes? cause thats a fruit according to the Discovery Channel.
Whine more about something that happened 200+ years ago, because it matters, really it does.
Typical not-white-person who, in an attempt to try to bash a white person because of jealousy issues, inferred racial meaning from Laggiby’s post when infact none existed.
I couldn’t agree more. The site is definitely right. For example, you can’t spell stereotype because you’re not white and are under-educated. Or maybe you dropped out of school. Who knows, but it doesn’t matter, what matters is that stereotypes exist for a reason!
You forgot diabetes.. also 75%. I think Native American’s are just inferior. Good thing their skin color helps us identify them easily so that we can stay away from them (though it is pretty easy anyways since they all still live on reservations).
Don’t get too upset K. Even if it’s just a liberal arts degree, it’s still a college degree. And that means you graduated from college, which is (based on statistics) more than can be said for whoever wrote that quote (who probably didn’t even go to college).
There’s those of us who do have a yard and put in smalled organic raised vegetable beds so we can pick our artisanal heirlooms greens and tomatoes once a week and have a lovely salad.
Please tell me why I should have a confrontation with a homeless drug addict who has nothing to lose? You CAN’T be serious ! I work hard and pay taxes (unlike the panhandler). He was disturbing the peace. What is wrong with calling the police and letting them do their job? I’m confident enough in my manhood that I don’t have to prove it by getting into fights with street people.
“Standing up” to panhandlers solves nothing. They are probably too stoned to care and you are risking yourself needlessly. They should be ignored. If they are too aggressive, then call the police. Believe it or not, the police are there for YOUR protection too. If you are the victim of a crime, I bet you will be calling 911 right away and will complain loudly if they do not respond instantly.
And not that it’s your business, but I’ve been married over five years and I’ve had plenty of girlfriends before that. I protect my women by not putting them in harm’s way by acting like a jerk. I don’t need to show off “gangsta” style to get a woman’s attention.
I pick my own fruits and veggies too but i don’t have a yard but i love it…any way try this its very fresh http://www.myurbantree.com
Hurr Hurr is a typical white guy who will dismiss a historical fact due to the fact that he does not like reading about white folk doing bad in history.
Oh you white people. When history does not show you in a good light, you cry about it and resort to calling history “an attempt to try to bash a white person because of jealousy issues…”
har har. jealousy issues over what? Jealous of white treachery?
Hardy har har.
Guilty!
Americans of all races hate to pick fruit. That’s what illegal aliens are for. We need them, but we want to deport them. We are hypocrites.
Okay, I rewrote this a couple of times to try and make it sound less defensive but screw it I am basically defending myself based on the colour of my skin and the fact that it seems that this means I don’t know a thing about manual labour. My childhood summer ‘vacations’ involved getting up at 6:00am to go do chores in the barn on a family farm, then grab a quick breakfast before heading to the field until lunch…in the field…come back around 7 or 8 whenever the dew started hitting the fields to grab supper before unloading the last couple loads of hay and getting back to the house around 11:00pm to go to sleep and start all over again the next day. In high school add in a part time job as breaks to the field work where I would sometimes be getting changed in the back of my Mom’s van on the way to the field because they were working short-handed until I got off from my job for saving for school. I now work and office job about a 5 hour drive from the family farm. My summer vacation (while much shorter) is going back during hay season and doing that same old routine working on the farm and I love it. Me going to pick your own farms is not as much as a memory of how things were as much as it is a continuation for me liking farm food better than anything I could buy in a grocery store. It is also an acknowledgment of how hard it is for family farms to actually be viable careers (in Canada at least) without at least 1 person working another job; thus me choosing to pay the farmer rather than the grocery store about the same price for my food.
I question if the frustration in this blog is correctly aimed when it targets ‘white’ people. Would it be more appropriately directed to urban people who don’t know where their food actually comes from and the work that goes into making it?
hi cbgc…
i think the target “white people” is right on…
it’s perfect actually because it’s factual..lol
i can’t stop laughing..i’m going to hell, i know..!
but it’s just that some posters replies seem
so…um..ridiculous
the blog could have been written by anyone and still not come across as offensive…
i love it : )
and you know, one wishes what the other did/has…like growing up on a farm…we grew up in a neighbourhood which was cool enough…i guess ’cause we didn’t have to wake up at 4:OO in morning…but thanks to all the farmers for all the goods we got at the store, even though they taste like caca by the time the goodies get there…least ypu still have fresh over store bought; lucky fella
White people do not pick thier own fruit. they may grow it. but they dare not work in the hot sun 8 hours a day on such slave pay. Never. don’t watch too much TV.. those commercails of white faces dancing in cranberrys is fiction.
You know what white people like… laughing!!
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Ha, this is so true
whenever im driving down the countryside i always see farmeres with their “Pick your own fruit” signs and white people spilling out of their prius’s to do just that, and pay for it to.
oh and some of you really need to stop being so defensive
and stop complaining and saying that ‘white people’ are being “singled out”
did you know the writer of this blog is a white male? and he’s pretty much just telling it like it is, and most definitely not saying that all white people do this or that, so relax people! its no big deal!
I just love to pick my own fruit!
I know, for a FACT, that you are lying, CountryBoyGoneCity.
Why do you people make everything sexual?
Only a weakling thinks that holding one’s ground is the same as “a confrontation” or “a fight”.
You should punch yourself in the balls, every morning, upon waking.
Obviously the writer of this blog has never known any working class white people. You know, those of us who do manual labor. I pity the assholes who buy your book. I hope you overdose on cocaine.
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Everything, from Frank Warren down screams “I am white hear me cry!”
Who me? Because i posted that he missed the point the ‘fruit pickers’ aren’t paying for the ‘privilege’ of manual labour?
I’m not offended, i’m bored, cause he’s obviously running out of ideas.
As i pointed out; I enjoy being outdoors for those couple days, and i end up with blueberries, etc, to freeze that last me for months, at a fraction of the price. He seems to of forgotten that you’re working for fruit, not for free.
Not a lot of people who live in a city have the space for a garden, and would love to get out there and pick our own food. It’s a shame more people don’t feel that way. There’d be less green tomatoes and bananas being shipping thousands of miles and handled by hundreds of people for a terrible mark up in price.
Again, not offended, just sad for this dude.
ill pick your fruit
This used to be a good site. But now it’s stale and half assed. This guy is like an absentee landlord and he allows the comments to sometimes descend into the most horrific and disturbing racism.
I’d rather see it taken down that to be so half assed and sloppy. Shows a real disregard for the people who’ve supported it and made it a hit.
Hilarious!
Supervisory roles?
That’s mythology. Sure, social privilege. Absolutely. But most African slave-owners also worked on the farm, harvesting crops, doing chores around the house, etc.
Not to mention – has ANYONE EVER HEARD OF SERFS? I’m white. My ancestors weren’t slave owners. Never owned a slave in their lives. They WERE the slaves. They were called serfs. Serfdom exited as late as the 19th century in some places. Long before African slavery. And for FAR LONGER THAN AFRICAN SLAVERY. At least African slavery as it has come to be understood in US history. As in thousands of years.
In a multicultural world, I completely admit that white europeans were socially dominant. However, you cannot just apply a one-size-fits all to stuff like this. Social order is far more complex than that.
I’m an African-American from the south. Growing up, we always picked strawberries. You got more…it was cheaper if you picked them yourself. The kids ate as much as they picked. It was fun! You should try it.
A/S/L?
Speak for yourself.
I do not wish to deport them.
I have the utmost respect for our Latino neighbors and I’m glad they are here in the US.
I wish the US would get over its schizophrenia and recognize the richness that real diversity brings.
Or… at the very least, the white people could… you know… just leave.
Go back to Europe or something.
Yoink pick my grapes, fix dis boy.
Amen
WHITE PEOPLE LIKE LOST.
CAN YOU DO ONE ABOUT LOST?
White people like doing things like jury duty. Civic participation gives them a sense of pride.
Ize pick ma own cotton.
Anybody’s needin’ some underwears, ma mammy knittin’ som rights now.
Wez-e got a SALE goin’ on.
3-4 a dolla!
Hurry, wez needin’ a Ripple fix might quick!
This is interesting. Ize cotton, I dun needs da undies just sum McDonalds… ROFL! http://www.mcserved.com
ROFL!! Lol okays may-b not quite like dat!
Ize pick ma own peckerwood, cause I iz one.
Anybody’s needin’ some underwears, ma po’ white trash mammy knittin’ som rights now.
Wez-e got a SALE goin’ on.
3-4 a dolla!
Hurry, wez needin’ a Ripple fix might quick!
crackaaah powah.
umm, there is a stuffblackpeoplelike. good work, though.
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I KNEW THAT PARANOID NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IS HERE EVERY DAY, CHECKING EVERY THREAD, FOR HIS PO NIGRA “RACIST” COMMENTS.
STILL STEALING THE WHITE MANS POSTS JUST LIKE A GOOD LIL’ SAMBO?
GET A LIFE, YOU SORRY ASS HOMO SHITHEAD!!!
White people like shakespeare because they think they sound so smart reading it aloud.
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I KNEW THAT PARANOID CRACKAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IS HERE EVERY DAY, CHECKING EVERY THREAD, FOR HIS PO CRACKER “RACIST” COMMENTS.
STILL STEALING THE BLACK MANS POSTS JUST LIKE A GOOD LIL’ PECKERWOOD?
GET A LIFE, YOU SORRY ASS HOMO SHITHEAD BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE ONE!!!
BTW, I AM STILL THE STUPID FUCKING TEXAN CRACKER THAT YOU KNOW SO WELL…I REALLY IS!!!!
Hey have you guys checked out http://www.stuffstonerslike.com yet?
WTF?
Yep that dumb JIGABOO, BRILLO HEADED, MOMBO LIPPED, GHETTO DWELLING, WELFARE RECIPIENT IS STILL ON THE SAME KIK.
STEALING MY POSTS.
THESE NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSS, CAN’T DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT STEAL.
Translation of Bull’s comments: This site was nice when all it did was mock white people. When white people stand up for themselves and fight back then all of a sudden it’s “horrific and disturbing racism”.
Oh, and OF COURSE he is in favor of censorship.
Well, good for you. You’re the guy who thinks people should “stand their ground” against homeless crackheads rather than calling the police, right? Well, I’m glad you agree with me about the illegal alien issue, but I seriously question your judgment. Also, I hope you are enough of a hypocrite NOT to take your own advice. It could be dangerous.
Here are some suggestions that I have that white people like to do.
White people like to:
– Kill brown people
– Cause wars
– Molest children
– Spread STDs
– Become missionaries to make people worship White Jesus
– Pollute the Planet
– Practice Incest
– Kick out illegals even though you hire them to be nannies and gardeners
– Commit adultery as seen on every tv drama
– Save the dolphins, yet eat red meat which causes more environmental damage due to pollution on grazing land, large amounts of resources expended for cattle and the methane gas the cattle expel.
In fact I have a lot more suggestions if you’re interested!
As a non-white guy I like to have sex with lots of white women, get them pregnant and leave them. It’s just my way of reverse colonialism! I love America!
Of course you do “Johnny” AKA, Enigma the Ignorant Niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
It’s what you welfare jungle bunnies do best, oh in addition to pimping white women to support your lazy drug infested lives.
Along with:
-Kill white and black people (see crime statistics and Africa)
-Wars? Show me one African country that is not unstable, waring, causing genocide, corruption, famine, you get the picture.
-Pedophilia is rampant in Africa and Haiti
-Africa, the continent that introduced AIDS, and with the largest number of cases in the world.
-If not for civilizing Africa and Haiti with Religion, you would still be head hunting , cannibalizing , and living in caves and huts.
-To produce goods to try and civilize and improve living standards for the ignorants
-Accepted practice in Black nations, especially Africa.
-Kill out illegals? Show me any PROOF on that one ASSHOLE
-African Blacks eat mostly meat, and most raise cattle which is expelling many preditors from their habitat, and have endangered every species in Africa to the point of extinction, simply for ivory, an elephant leg used as a wastepaper basket, a rhino horn as an “aphrodisiac” as if Afro’s need to reproduce even more, LOL!
In fact I have a lot more suggestions if you’re interested!
AH HARDY HAR HAR HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Now see here, we all know blacks are hard working, smart, law abiding, great parents, responsible, productive, honest members of society…right? On another issue I have a great used car for sale, cash only, no credit or layaways.
Seriously, Dumb Blackie? You think Africa introduced HIV to the world? Hmmm….. And give the continent time, it’s going to get better, coz when you’re at the bottom, the only way left to go is up 🙂
I want to be mad at your comment, but I just can’t….but seriously, it must be wrong to think like that, musn’t it?
how did a conversation about picking fruit turn into a bash against having sex with white women?
back to the topic. I think that the argument has a lot of valid points, but there is a need to discuss both sides.
i’m white. there i said it. and a woman! (gasp). but i am also a farming girl from wyoming. i can pick my own damn berries.
i’m not denying history nor disagreeing that whites usually do hold supervisory roles and yes, like a liberal arts degree, most people that go pick berries are on a joy ride, but its not JUST whites that go pay farms to have a nice family outing.
its easy to blame a blanket group, i.e. whites, especially for having the leisure to “quit their jobs”, but the blame isnt always right. no, im not denying white privilege or institutionalized hierarchy, but constant blame isn’t going to open anyones eyes nor change a damn thing.
obviously this is not true considering we had black people do it for us for centuries!
The difference between you and I, Patrick, is that I don’t get accosted on the streets because I don’t carry myself like a mark.
People of all stripes approach me respectfully and do not invade my personal space.
You, on the other hand, get treated like an ATM, run squealing to the police, and then whine about the experience on the internet.
Punch yourself in your useless balls, every morning, upon waking.
Wyoming, Dick the prick Chenny is from there. That says it all.
Bra all a brother need is weed and kfc, ya heard.
oh yes koolaide an cock is good tdo!
Patrick: Just walk like a man for christ sake. Didn’t your father ever tell you to carry yourself like you deserve to be wherever you are. Walk with purpose, with your chin up, your chest out and your balls low. Panhandlers can spot an easy mark by the weak little steps that they take from their car to the office. And this “I pay my taxes” shit is so sad.
To set it straight, I’m more or less the type of white guy this blog is talking about and I don’t get hasseled in the street because I’m a man first, no matter what my skin tone is or whether I pay my taxes or not. Be a man and tell the bums who sweat you to fuck off.
That’s pathetic. get some fresh air
are you sure that white people have MOSTLY enjoyed supervisory roles in agriculture?
Ah yes, nothing quite like the (self) satisfaction of picking some wild fruit from the side of the road and then labouring for many hours to prepare preserves that will make me the envy of other white folks.
If only I had a trust fund, I would indeed start a farm of minature cows and rasberry canes.
To Jonny and Stagolee: You guys are real tough. I’m sure you’d put Conan to shame (the Barbarian, not O’Brien). However – as it often happens on these posts – you are missing my message. I never said I call the police on every panhandler. I don’t have that many minutes (in the day, or on my plan). I IGNORE them. I only call the police on overly aggressive or potentially dangerous panhandlers. For example, the case in point, the guy was in the street, getting in the way of traffic, and coming up to cars, aggressivley confronting people. It was a public safety issue. Personally, I can deal with it. Women, elderly people, and kids may be very upset by the situation. I was protecting them by calling the police. I may have also prevented the idiot from getting run over. Clear?
Back in my day, when I and GW ruled the country, people like Patrick the Girly-man would have been trampled underfoot for IGNORING people who disrespect them.
What? Your voice is too girlish and high pitched for you to TELL THE PEOPLE who are bothering you to BACK OFF? And since when does ignoring a problem PROTECTS children, women and elderly people?
I, Big Dick Cheney, declare that Patrick the Girly-man has been correctly judged by his peers: stagolee and jonny, as a wussie who deserves distain and contempt.
If I were still president, uh…..vice president…..I would have deserted you in the homeless shelter a few blocks from the White House and watch from a distance, with satisfaction and entertainment, your wussie ass ignore all the harassment you’d encounter there!
Big Dick Cheney has spoken.
Patrick (the Barbarian): I don’t know about Stagolee, but I’m crystal “clear” about one thing – you’re a sad red states money grubber who can’t walk five minutes in the minority community (where I grew up even though I’m white) or downtown (where I played when I was a kid with minorities even though I’m white) without being afraid of some crazy homeless person. for christ sake, what are you afraid of? he’s homeless! The point is that you get confronted because of the way you approach people – you’re asking them to take advantage of you, you’re sending out a signal.
To Patrick the Pusillanimous, I implore you, from this point forward, to assume and embrace the role of recluse.
A public parading of your crushing wretchedness might overwhelm panhandlers and tantalize them into a frothy-mouthed predatory frenzy, forcing your flighty fingers to quick-dial your beloved “Servers and Protectors”.
The outcome might, paradoxically, be your coveted authorities charging YOU with “entrapment”, resulting in your eventual relocation to the nearest penal institution thereby hastening your already-inevitable descent toward a lifestyle as a rented out man-cushion.
Stumbled upon this blog today. At first I loved it because of the apparent self-deprecating humour. Then I realized it’s a black dude systematically making fun of my people. Since that point, my latent racism has increased by over 300%.
This is a Paul F. Tompkins bit from his CD impersonal.
Here is what’s going on: Jonny and Stagolee are trying very hard to not let the truth get in the way of their arguments. They insist on portraying me as a whimpy white guy who fears homeless people and calls the police whenever they look at him funny. (Of course, as I explained, that’s not the case. I only call the police when there is a disruptive and potentially dangerous situation.)
It’s called “straw man” tactics, guys. You are portraying me as the enemy you would like to oppose, not as the man I really am. It’s done quite often in politics and in war. It’s a dishonest tactic. Argue issues. Don’t attack an imaginary enemy.
Stagolee: I’m only guessing based on your comments, but you seem to have a problem with the police. You also seem to have a skewed perception of the law. You know terms, but not what they mean. “Entrapment” means law enforcement (not a private citizen) induces, or tricks, a person into committing a crime. A private citizen cannot be guilty of entrapment by simply reporting a crime.
Jonny: You project an image of yourself as some Clint Eastwood type tough guy. My attitude is: whatever works for you is fine. Enjoy your image, just don’t paint a false picture of me. You don’t know me.
Patrick the Pantywaist, you are a waste to the upperclass race. If someone tried to kill my daddy……., well, you know what I did about that, right boy. Son, what we need to do is interject some balls into your sack, kid. You are sounding like a real granny panty, and the level of unacceptabiliality is high.
Patrick the Prison Poon, when I referred to “entrapment”, suggesting that your irresistible ‘victim-ness’ (if you will) would compel desperate men to do despicable things.
Upon reviewing the circumstances of whatever unspeakable had been visited upon you, the police – whom you would be sure to call – would have no choice but to blame you for creating the problem.
Parenthetically, there’s not a jury in the world that would convict a panhandler for turning a mark into an ATM. That just natural selection or something.
Therefore, your mere presence in the public eye would be a form of “entrapment” for men with less-than-stellar resolve.
While I appreciate your detailed knowledge of legal terms and their proper application, it does not surprise me that a cop-sucking dry-snitch such as yourself is so well-versed.
Punch. Self. Balls.
Martin, the author of the blog is a white dude.
You can go back to loving it.
Stagolee, You don’t have to answer if you don’t think it’s my business, but, I’m curious, are you currently incarcerated, or have you been incarcerated in the past? Some of your comments seem to reveal an inmate mentality. I’m not accusing you of being a criminal, but you seem to see things from a criminal perspective (i.e., blaming the victim for the crime; making excuses for criminal conduct). I’m not trying to be offensive, it’s just that your worldview – at least to me – is so inverted.
lol white people do like other white people
Here is what we know of Patrick the __________:
1. He’s been in prison. It seems that Patrick the ________ is actually Patrick the “Picked up the Soap Guy” and stagolee and jonny are bringing back those bad (or good) memories (depending on how Patrick liked or disliked his ‘encounters’ with his fellow inmates after he picked up the soap).
How do we know that Patrick had served prison time? Well he indicates to stagolee, and i quote, “Some of your comments seem to reveal an inmate mentality. I’m not accusing you of being a criminal, but you seem to see things from a criminal perspective.” Only a guy who has been to prison would know what an ‘inmate mentality’ would be (not to mention his attitude towards having a criminal perspective…..poor Patrick!!)
Could it be that Patrick is the real life version of that well-to-do white guy on the late 1990s HBO drama, Oz?
Hardy HAR HAR.
As a black man age 40, my friends have long suspected me of being “white people.” Having accepted an invitation to go apple picking last fall, my worst fears have been realized, that I AM WHITE PEOPLE AAGGHHH!!!!!!
Hello all, my name is Stan and I’m Patrick’s father.
please allow me to explain this son of mine – I call him Patrick the (un)Possible, because I hopelessly hoped that he’d break our vicious cycle of under-noteworthiness.
You see, the men in our family are… Well… that’s just it. We, like the ellipsis, don’t amount to much.
You’re familiar with WEB DuBois’ concept of the “Talented Tenth”, yes? We’ll, we’re the 1% of slim pickins who meekly go by the name “Weak-Willied Ones”. No, that’s not a mis-spelling.
– We’re the Ones who let you cut in line at the bank . Oh… you didn’t see me?
– We’re the Ones who never seem to be able to get the bartender’s attention. Admittedly, the bar is a bit high for us little fellas.
– We’re the Ones who go through the Full Service lane at the gas station, for fear of being overly presumptious of another’s property.
– We’re the Ones who think cuckolding is a spectator sport.
– And, yes, we’re the Ones who keep the local Police Department on speed dial.
I once held hopes that Patrick would be different, and (once) I even raised my voice to tell him “Get out of my house! You’re no son of mine!”, but we both knew the truth, so he stayed put. And he’s still here. 37 years old and still living with me… And my dad.
Patrick, I’ll answer your idiotic question after you agree to punch yourself in your impotent balls every morning, upon waking.
Yoink you been in da joint? No didnt think so, but some day you will be fixing dis. I cum by drop it off in your draws
duh huh
You have an acute understanding of white people. It’s amazing the urge to be “real” manifests in these creatures. It’s even more fun watching the outrage expressed by the moronic lower classes of white people. They actually believe what they say, and think their voice counts!
David Casey:
Are you:
a. a self-hating white person
b. a white-hating black person
c. just being sarcastic?
It’s incredible how you all prefer to engage in personal attacks on me (or your false image of me) rather than argue the issues. Hope it’s good for you. And, stagolee, answer the question or not, it doesn’t really matter but obviously I’m not far off. By the way, the punch yourself in the balls routine is getting very old. If you really do that everyday, your sack must be filled with jelly by now.
“Ole man river, dat Ole man river just keep rollin’ aaaaaaa longgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg…”
Ize pickin’ ma own cotton, I not forgottin’ dat
“Ole man river, dat ole man river…..
I’m not attacking you – I don’t even know who you are, though you do seem to enjoy putting yourself in the sights of people’s aim. Whatever, that’s your deal. I suppose I am white – more or less – and as such I can comment on the smug ways of our kind. Could be I’m being sarcastic, could be I’m being truthful, could be I’m just ranting. This site makes fun of stuff white people like, and often highlights the extremely shallow level at which they dwell. I concur. I find it unsettling that white people, while being in the most influential position to make life on this planet better for all life forms, continually let themselves be bribed by trinkets in order to avoid responsibility. In the end, I would like to see 98% of the world’s population – equal proportions of every race – eliminated. I don’t care if me or you are part of that number, as long as our numbers are reduced.
Patrick, you appear to be a pitiful specimen, and you have poor reading comprehension, to boot.
David:
I should have given you another choice: d. INSANE. (you want to eliminate 98% of the world’s population.)
At least “white people” try to be responsible about the environment. There are cities in China and eastern Siberia were the air is so dirty, you can’t even breathe it. “White people” would not tolerate such conditions.
Have we exploited other races in the past? Of course! But who hasn’t? I refuse to bear the guilt of the sins of the past, and will not be defined by that.
White people are “shallow”? The greatest minds in all fields of the arts and sciences are white people. That is why we need no special treatment. When is White Appreciation Month? Have you ever seen a book of Greatest White Poems? Is there a course in White Studies?
You are either highly sarcastic or completely insane. Either way you are a self-hating white person who has swallowed all the p.c. nonsense about how evil white people are. Truth is, if there were no white people, you’d probably still be living in a cave.
Patrick and David need to shut up. It is obvious that neither of you will agree with the other so you need to stop making yourselves look like self-righteous know-it-alls. It doesn’t matter what your opinion is. It is what it is, move on.
Patrick, I almost feel bad for you. Seriously, I don’t think I’m some tough guy or Clint Eastwood type. I know for a fact that I never called a cop, never got accosted or marked by a bum and never had trouble in situations like this. You do understand that every time you respond, your responses are fuel for thre fire. I don’t think you understand that you keep defending a pussy move with more pussy rants about pussy shit. Calling teh cops about a homeless dude is pretty low.
Patrick, also, “White Appreciation Month” is a pretty racist thing to say.
I was raped in my asshole by a homeless gentleman, he was gentle yet smelly, drunk, perhaps high on meth, oh I wish I was white.
YOINK
Jonny: You either fail to understand – – or refuse to understand – – the situation. One more time: Busy intersection; aggressive panhandler going up to car windows; refusing to leave even after he is waved off; he is actually blocking traffic; people are driving around him. Do you report him to the police or not? Maybe you wouldn’t, but why is it either cowardly or unreasonable to do so?
And please, no more character assassination from you or stagolee or anyone else. Obviously there are a bunch of you (for whatever reason) who have trouble with white people who don’t go around apologizing for being white. It’s funny for you, or justifies your position, to create a “straw man”, an image of some wimpy pitiful white guy, and then attack that image. You do that rather than just facing the issues and answering the questions. Of course, it’s your right to do that, but it just makes you look intellectually weak and dishonest.
Your whole argument that some people make themselves targets of panhandlers comes dangerously close to stagolee’s “let’s blame the victim” argument. You are probably a healthy male in his 20’s or 30’s. That’s great. What about women, or elderly people, or the handicapped. They are natural targets based on your logic. What do you say to them? Should they just go to hell?
And finally, thanks for proving the double standard: White Appreciation Month would be racist, huh? Do you feel the same about Black Appreciation month?
are you serious man? Im not even white, and i think there should be a white appreciation month.
of course that’ll just piss off the pretentious liberal white f*cks who are the target of this blog. Oopsie.
stupid white people. Saint Patricks Day is racist.
DubLi! White people started DubLi, and white people love DubLi! It’s the only place to get a super cheap iPad and get the chance to meet Al Unser Jr in any case…
Patrick, I feel remorse for challenging your right to think of yourself as a victim.
to all my yo’s and hos wad ups, big ups to my dick, finger licking kfc muthar fucking chincken dog. Y ou get ukr check money yet? I is out, haave good weekend, go sniff a fat bag a dope, or fire it up.
this site fucking reeks of Urban Outfitters (the hot topic for hipsters)
DON”T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. The shark has been jumped. the joke is over.
There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man..
All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties that their people had gone through.
The Native American said, ‘My people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things.’
So he yelled ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’, and jumped off the cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling ‘THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and jumped off the cliff as well.
The Black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE’ and pushed the White man off the cliff!!!
This has to be the most narrow minded site I have run into. Spreading stereotypes and not seeing the whole picture.
The guy writing this column is a Canadian and doesn’t know much, evidently, about the history of white share croppers (not a supervisory role by any stretch of the imagination) or about rurual America.
I don’t know if I’m “good” at manual labor but I spent plenty of time working on farms growing up in rural Maryland and picked cantelopes, watermelons and cucumbers and had the sunburn to prove it. The elitist, liberal, attitude of the blogger seems to be quite similar to that of the DNC leadership and showcases the disconnect between themselves and the white working class (rural and urban) that wounds Democratic candidates in many political races located in the Midwest, South and rural Western counties.
This latest posting also shows a lot of ignorance of the brutal poverty suffered by rural whites and a similar mindset to those that leave such populations out of public policy formulations.
you’re the “wrong kind of white people.” the white people herein discussed don’t do that dirty shit.
I pick my own fruit when I can he’s soo right. and I get some kind of weird satisfaction out of it. oh and im kinda lazy too so he’s probably right about manual labor. I don’t think he’s spreading stereotypes in a negative way though, its playful and funny.
erle hall wrote:”This latest posting also shows a lot of ignorance of the brutal poverty suffered by rural whites and a similar mindset to those that leave such populations out of public policy formulations.”
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You’re lending this blog way too much power.
I’m really not one for partisan side-picking, but the truth is that those rural white do themselves a disservice by voting against their best interests with their blind-faith support of Ivory Tower Republicans.
These same Republicans give breaks to big businesses that displace small, local businesses (farms, manufacturers, retailers, etc.), which drives wages down (through lack of competitive options) and leaves regular folks on the losing end.
Yeah you should probably turn off the comments.
You do realize this website is a joke, right? I mean, not a joke, but it’s making harmless fun of tendencies of upper middle- to -upper class white people, ESPECIALLY YUPPIES AND HIPSTERS. Some of the posts have been so true, and seem to have said what was on my mind (when I was throwing an ugly sweater/fondue party). If you don’t like what the blogger has to say, then don’t read about it.
The point of this blog is to use humor to point out the pain and frustration of stereotyping to white Americans who are rarely the target of said stereotyping. There are probably plenty of comments (I didn’t read all 494) where people express outrage or indignation because they are white, and are not accurately described by these blog posts. That’s probably how many minorities feel on a regular basis when we assume they’re stupid, uneducated, violent, bad parents, drug abusers, thieves, felons, poor, etc. not based on personal knowledge but because of their skin color.
Kristen: You DO realize that you can go back and edit a misstatement before you post your comment, don’t you? You don’t have to say “X, opps, I mean Y”. You can just say “Y”.
Yeah. I don’t mean to be a jerk, opps, maybe I do mean to be a jerk. Anyway, I guess I’m just getting frustrated at the “harmless fun” everyone is willing to have with “middle-to-upper middle class white people”.
Kristen, please tell me you are smart enough to see the double standard here. What if I had a website devoted to making “harmless fun” of people of non-white races? I’d probably be called a “racist”, “hate monger”, “Klansman”, “Nazi”, etc. How about that?
Is anyone intellectually honest enough to at least acknowledge that there is a double standard going on here? Anyone?
P.S. Stagolee, I must say I completely agree with your comment on “ivory tower republicans”. I’m impressed. No. I’m not going to punch myself in the you-know-what as you suggested earlier. However, in honor of your intelligent comment, I’ll give ’em a little tap.
You forgot to mention Amish in the note at the end. Amish are both white and good at manual labor.
The likes listed in this blog are class-based and not race-based. I know plenty of ‘minority’ yuppies (black, Asian, latino) in LA who enjoy most of the things listed in the blog and book. I also know many white working class people who don’t share any of these tastes (i.e. designer coffee, organic food, films, etc.).
The blog should be renamed “Stuff that Urban Yuppies Like”. Sociologically speaking, that would be a more appropriate title but it would also sell fewer books and generate fewer hits.
http://boerboel1.wordpress.com/2010/05/01/self-flagellating-cnn-moonbat-celebrates-white-suicide/#comment-833
Man….you are one sorry sack of feel-good Liberal shite!
Your lates article ‘How we became white’ is one of the best examples of moral self flagellation I’ve ever read. Congratulations……so nice to experience first-hand how masochistic Lala Land morons like your dishounarable self celebrate the suicide of the White Race!
http://boerboel1.wordpress.com
You liberal trash.
You know nothing what you are talking about.
I am a proud European white and grew up in Africa amongst them baboons. I lived amonst them for 40 years.
I see myself totally superior to those corrupt, lazy, useless black baboons and will never go down to their level.
They are everywhere the same and no civilization will ever change them. They can only infiltrate and infect everything around them with their primitive believes and inferior IQ.
What they cannot steal, they will break or corrupt. They have no moral values and all they can think about the whole day is who and where they are going to penetrate next.
I have no white guilt at all and am very proud to be a superior European white in all aspects.
So get out of your Lala Land and back to reallity.
It is easy to stay at a distance and preach to others.
Put your believes where your mouth is and go and live amongst those baboons for the rest of your life and see if you can make a change or even survive.
dishounarable?
Mexican people come to this country to work and support their family. We are good citizens. Blacks are lazy criminals that don’t support their own children, live off welfare, are useless. Only good for the basketball, thank God for soccer!
Dear Stupid Mexican American Citizen:
My family is full of doctors and lawyers, pay their taxes on time, and support immigration. Oh, and patiently deal with being pulled over in European luxury sedans for driving while black.
No one has ever taken welfare, my father and aunts worked tirelessly to support themselves through college and graduate school before grants, student loans and so-called handouts. uNo one racked up debt, drank, stood on a street corner or ended up in jail. Oh, except for my father, who was jailed for civil rights demonstrations while he worked for the SCLC (that’s the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, who worked with Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Perhaps you’ve heard of King?).
We black people don’t need more hate and ignorance than we already have. Why don’t you return to your country and take your hermanos with you?
Obviously you’re superior, Pete. Your command of your native language gives you away.
OUCH!!
And I quote:
“I am a proud European white and grew up in Africa amongst them baboons. I lived amonst them for 40 years.
I see myself totally superior to those corrupt, lazy, useless black baboons and will never go down to their level.”
Here is a white man who chose to live among apes, not people but primates, in the jungle for 40 years, and now he is coming out of the african jungles feeling superior to a bunch of monkeys? It is obvious that you are NOT talking about homo-sapiens (in case you don’t know what that means, it is the human species—-which is made up of humans of every shade of skin color).
IT TOOK YOU 40 YEARS TO REALIZE THAT YOU WERE LIVING WITH PRIMATES AND NOT HUMANS IN THE JUNGLES? WHAT, DID A GORILLA RAPE YOU AND YOU GOT MAD AND CAME BACK TO THE HUMAN RACE?
Ya stupid assed monkey loving cracker.
Pretty sure the whole ‘eat local’ phenomenon is a sign of the coming of the white apocalypse.
No you have it totally wrong
I helped to implement apartheid.
I enjoyed apartheid to the fullest.
And I still believe in apartheid everywhere I go.
We the white race built up everything from scratch and enjoyed it to the fullest. Wonderful schools and universities.
I lived in my lovely white neighbourhood and received my wonderful professional degree while the kaffers were starving around me.
The only reason I used the term baboons was because I didn’t want to use the word kaffer.
For your interest, I have always been superior to kaffers.
I will always be superior to kaffers.
Yes I am talking about black kaffers that you want to call homo sapiens but they can not be called that because they are a sub specie to homo sapiens.
I always knew they were inferior and with my professional degree I am accepted in every first world country with open arms where I am now living and maybe see 3 stinking kaffers per month.
I leave that rotting, stinking Africa to the kaffers.
They love to fornicate and corrupt themselves.
I enjoy to watch it from where I am now.
So keep on swearing I don’t care you liberal trash.
I know what they are and I know it can never be changed.
My vote is for pistol pete! This guy is great, wow that was like Galt’s speech at the end of Atlas Shrugged!
Zeig heil to pete in his klan robe outfit for his tried-and-discarded dream of racial segregation. Maybe he should be put into a lower caste of people, told to attend separate public facilities and forced to wear a special badge “Idiot” to have other people, the “majority” fear him as a “minority”. Maybe it will harden him up and straighten his attitude onto other people different from him. Apartheid is over, same with Jim Crow laws and the Nazi regime surrendered 65 yrs. ago today. I know what you mean by “kaffir”, you’re from South Africa (I take it as a “yes”) and one of them disenfranchised Afrikaaners who hate the English as well.
this blog is great, its so funny to see, or read, white racist people get all angry by this when they themselves have been doing the same thing to others for many years. Whatever you do onto others will be done onto you, so keep reading and weeping!! HAHAHA!
well mike, thats exactly what many minority groups in america feel like. how many people judge immigrants just by the way they look?? a lot. i think this blog is here to show white people how it feels to be stereotyped and stuff. maybe after reading this, white people will stop stereotyping minority groups in america because they now know how it feels when it’s done onto them. i think thats the point the “blog writer” is trying to make.
patrick, stop being stereotypical about other races. i know you’re all hyped up about this blog becasue you think they’re being mean or stereotypical to white peopel ,but you are doing the same exact thing to other peopel. you think the only dirty air is in china?? have you ever been to a major u.s. city? it’s filthy! have you ever seen all the litter in america? how about in europe? there’s litter there to! even in your white aryan Germany, theres litter and smoke and filth on the streets. have you ever been to singapore, the cleanist country in the world? where you dont see one peice of paper on the ground becasue these non-whites care about their enviornment. and you seriously think all the great peopel in science and art are white? do you know how many asians and africans and south americans are doctors and lawyers and nurses takeing care of all sorts of peopel and saveing the lives of all peopel ,includeing whites?? do you knwo that there are non-whites searching for a cure for cancer?? you should stop makeing stuff up, white poepel are not the greatest in the world and never were!! stop makeing stuff up and lying to yourself, you are not better than anyone else, regardless of what your mother told you, if she did that is.
p.s.- i know i made spelling errors but im not going to go back and correct them all, thank you for reading.
Hey pete, that’s not what your mom said last night when she was on her knees with two big, black south African dicks in her mouth.
Well . . . she would not have been able to say anything at that moment.
who wants sweaty balls , just to get some bluberry’s???anyway they should just make all crop picking robotic !!! by the way why is the obama regime so slow to respond to the oil spill??? does he not really care about the environment?? no big suprise!!!!!!!!
Save it for the klan rally, whitey.
yeah I wonder why you love obama so much??? the black masses are nothing but zombies who can not think for themselves!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick, holy sh#t, dude, you do realize I’m white too, right? Whatever you mean by your redneck term “straw man,” you still didn’t ask me a question I didn’t answer. What is the question I’m refusing to answer? Busy intersection, aggressive bum. There’s no question there. What would I do? tell him to get away from my car or I’ll hit him with the car door. Was that the answer you wanted? If a woman or child told me that they were being harasssed, I would go scare him off. Does that answer the question?
Kfc and cock all a kaffer need, now fuck all ya all.
I think the blog is really funny, and I’m white. It doesn’t make me mad or anything. It’s generally true.
Stuff Black People Like
1 Watermelons
2 Kool-Aid
3 KFC
4 Gospel Music
5 Basketball
6 Basketball
7 Sports that a White man invented, see #5 and 6
8 Over sized clothes
9 Cheap cars with expensive rims
10 Nonsense names derived from the french i.e. Laquisha, Tamiqua
11 Living on Welfare
12 Barack Obama
13 Not having white friends
14 Smoking Crack
15 Selling Crack
16 Complaining about (insert city) PD always harassing them about selling crack
17 Stealing electronics
18 Having babies so they can “get they baby momma money”
19 Speaking the English language poorly
20 Spell Check
21 B.E.T.
22 All Black Schools
23 Acting like hardened criminals when they come from white suburbia
24 Dropping out of High School
25 Not Dropping out of High School and getting passed on eventually getting into college and getting a degree because schools are too afraid of failing a black person because if they do its “because of the color of there skin”
26 Getting Scholarships because they can play a sport
27 Complaining about black “oppression” even though they have a black president and the slaves were set free 150 years ago and 150 years is plenty enough time to get there act together
28 Buying guns and shooting each other and anyone else that gets in the way, not excluding women and children
29 Fighting to be called African-Americans or Afro-Canadian when only a portion of black Americans or Canadians can trace there ancestry back to Africa
30 Micheal “the pedophile” Jackson
31 Calling white people racist and making lists of things white people like
Stuff Poor White Trash Like
1 Beer
2 Moonshine
3 KFC
4 Christian Rock
5 Baseball
6 Baseball
7 Sports that a White man invented after going to Africa, see #5 and 6
8 Too Tight clothes
9 Cheap pick-up trucks with bald wheels
10 Nonsense double names derived from a drunken stooper i.e. Peggy Sue, Beverly Ann.
11 Living on Welfare
12 Barack Obama
13 Not having black friends
14 Snorting Cocaine
15 Smoking Crack
16 Complaining about (insert city) PD always harassing them about snorting cocaine
17 Stealing electronics
18 Having babies so they can “get they baby momma money”
19 Speaking the English language poorly
20 Spell Check
21 Fox network
22 Home Schools
23 Acting like hardened criminals when they come from white suburbia
24 Dropping out of High School
25 Not Dropping out of High School and getting a diploma and a pay raise at work at McDonalds.
26 Not getting Scholarships because they can’t play a sport
27 Complaining about white “oppression” even though they had white presidents and still accomplished anything with their life.
28 Buying guns and shooting each other and anyone else that gets in the way, not excluding women and children. Then shooting themself.
29 Fighting to be called non racist but always falling short of living up to that title.
30 Elvis “the pedophile” Presley.
31 Calling black people racist and making lists of things BLACK people like
Is that freakin baby baboon Enigma the racist niggaaaaaaaa STILL HERE?
The same moniker, comment stealing and copying, lazy ass niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
What a WASTE OF HUMANITY, but when speaking of “them” that would be redundant, like the dumb Dem donkey…………
ENIGMA the NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
SUCK MY COCK YOU POS ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that freakin baby baboon Whitey the racist crackaaaaa STILL HERE?
The same moniker, comment stealing and copying, lazy ass crackaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
What a WASTE OF HUMANITY, but when speaking of “them” that would be redundant, like the dumb Rep elephant…………
Formerly known as whitey the CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..
SUCK MY COCK YOU POS ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😉
ps.
Looks like you missed daddy beeeeotch. Glad to see I am still on your mind now let me put my nuts back in your mouth.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
I grow my own fruit and pick it. Must make me super-white.
Jonny:
Yeah, I know you are white. Thanks for FINALLY answering my question. You’d hit him with your car door, and I’d call the police. Both solutions are fine, but if you hurt the poor unfortunate oppressed by the system minority he would probably sue your ass and/or call the police on YOU. I’ll take my solution.
I already explained what a “straw man” was, it’s not a term for redneck and has no racial meaning whatsoever. It’s a legal/political term meaning an artificial enemy you create to argue a point.
This is what you and stagolee (where DID he go?) were doing with me whether you knew it or not.
If you’re going to make fun of people for “Speaking the English Language poorly” you should at least make sure you’re using it correctly. Here’s a mini lesson for you:
There= a place
Their= possessive
They’re= they are
@markie mark wow that was creative. you dark folk never cease to amaze me with your lack of intelligent rebuttals.
@ English major
Stuff Black People Like
1 Watermelons
2 Kool-Aid
3 KFC
4 Gospel Music
5 Basketball
6 Basketball
7 Sports that a White man invented, see #5 and 6
8 Over sized clothes
9 Cheap cars with expensive rims
10 Nonsense names derived from the french i.e. Laquisha, Tamiqua
11 Living on Welfare
12 Barack Obama
13 Not having white friends
14 Smoking Crack
15 Selling Crack
16 Complaining about (insert city) PD always harassing them about selling crack
17 Stealing electronics
18 Having babies so they can “get they baby momma money”
19 Speaking the English language poorly
20 Spell Check
21 B.E.T.
22 All Black Schools
23 Acting like hardened criminals when they come from white suburbia
24 Dropping out of High School
25 Not Dropping out of High School and getting passed on eventually getting into college and getting a degree because schools are too afraid of failing a black person because if they do its “because of the color of their skin”
26 Getting Scholarships because they can play a sport
27 Complaining about black “oppression” even though they have a black president and the slaves were set free 150 years ago and 150 years is plenty enough time to get their act together
28 Buying guns and shooting each other and anyone else that gets in the way, not excluding women and children
29 Fighting to be called African-Americans or Afro-Canadian when only a portion of black Americans or Canadians can trace their ancestry back to Africa
30 Micheal “the pedophile” Jackson
31 Calling white people racist and making lists of things white people like
Is that better, you pompous ass.
@markie matt wow that was creative. you white cracker folk never cease to amaze me with your lack of intelligent rebuttals.
@ English major dropout
Stuff White People Like
1 tofu
2 expensive Evian water (naive spelled backwards for the more stupid whites like matt
3 any so-called ethnic food stand (as long as the seller doesn’t look white)
4 Heavy metal and grunge Music
5 Tennis
6 Golf
7 Sports that a Black man and two Black women dominate, see #5 and 6
8 under sized clothes
9 expensive cars with cheap locks
10 Satanic names derived from the devil i.e. Damien, Adolph
11 Living on Welfare, of which 70% of all welfare recipients are white
12 Ronald Wilson Reagan (666)
13 Not knowing non-white friends
14 Smoking meth
15 Selling meth and weed
16 Complaining about (insert city) blacks and hispanics always intimidate them to buying cocaine and heroin
17 raping drugged college girls
18 neglecting babies so they can “get they meth fix”
19 Speaking the English language poorly (see Kentucky, West Virginia, Southern states)
20 always inserting ‘you know’ and ‘uh’ during conversational speaking
21 Oxygen channel.
22 All white Schools
23 Acting like scared crackers when they come around black urban areas
24 drugging out in High School
25 Not Dropping out of High School and getting passed on eventually getting into college and getting a degree because schools are too afraid of keeping the son or daughter of a prominent white person out because of ‘the size of the donation their ‘rich daddy’ made to the school’.
26 not Getting Scholarships because whites cannot play a sport
27 Complaining about white “oppression” even though we have a black president and the slaves were set free 150 years ago and after 150 years, white people are STILL acting like stupid racist crackers like matt.
28 White folk Buying guns and shooting each other and anyone else that gets in the way, not excluding women and children (see Columbine and any other mass killings that come on the news daily)
29 Being called ‘white’ when your ass is really PINK. Insisting on using your pink skin color as a basis for superiority over all non-whites
30 All the WHITE pedophile priests in the catholic church. All the white boys who use ‘date rape drugs’ on college campuses to get the women
31 Calling white people racist and making lists of things white people like
Is that better, you pompous, stupid ass cracker??.
Hey Kaffer…step away from the computer right now! Take off your clothes, sell your bling bling and pimp-my-ride car, throw away your shoes, burn your house down to the ground. ..kill the Wheel and forget the alphabet WHITEY gave you!
Be YOURSELF!..grow your hair golliwog style, tell your hoe to stop straightening her hair…go back to the bush where da evil Whitey dragged you out from!..JUST be YOURSELF!
DAMN…how can you look in the mirror in the morning…knowing that you are a bloody COPY!…of the Whitey you so HATE!
DAMN..talk about GOLUM having troubles!
Waz you all talkin’ ’bout Willis?
Ize loves pickin’ ma own cotton, it not long fogotten, look away, look away Dixie cups.
Wishin was in Dixie, away, away, Ize love pickin da cotton, all day, all day.
Hey, it beats workin’ at da McDonalds, Iz dont cotton to no Big Mac, jus dat Big DICK, Ize love suckin’ it!
This is hilarious
This blog is really funny. But, If you want to laugh even more try http://stuffnewmanstudentslike.blogspot.com/
its really funny!
Hey Piet Pieleijies, go fuck yourself! And while you’re at it, crawl back in the cave from which you cave monkeys crawled out from. Stand in the sun a couple hours more, that’s why you get tans, to have the nice dark skin you claim to hate so much.
Hey Kaffer lover…step away from the computer right now! Take off your clothes, sell your bling bling and pimp-my-ride car, throw away your shoes, burn your house down to the ground. ..kill the Wheel and forget the alphabet AFRICANS gave you!
DAMN…how can you look in the mirror in the morning…knowing that you are a bloody COPY!…of the black people you so HATE!
DAMN..talk about GOLUM having troubles!
Hey Matt, fuck you. For your reading pleasure, I reposted it for you. No need to thank me, your welcome.
Stuff Poor White Trash Like
1 Beer
2 Moonshine
3 KFC
4 Christian Rock
5 Baseball
6 Baseball
7 Sports that a White man invented after going to Africa, see #5 and 6
8 Too Tight clothes
9 Cheap pick-up trucks with bald wheels
10 Nonsense double names derived from a drunken stooper i.e. Peggy Sue, Beverly Ann.
11 Living on Welfare
12 Barack Obama
13 Not having black friends
14 Snorting Cocaine
15 Smoking Crack
16 Complaining about (insert city) PD always harassing them about snorting cocaine
17 Stealing electronics
18 Having babies so they can “get they baby momma money”
19 Speaking the English language poorly
20 Spell Check
21 Fox network
22 Home Schools
23 Acting like hardened criminals when they come from white suburbia
24 Dropping out of High School
25 Not Dropping out of High School and getting a diploma and a pay raise at work at McDonalds.
26 Not getting Scholarships because they can’t play a sport
27 Complaining about white “oppression” even though they had white presidents and still accomplished anything with their life.
28 Buying guns and shooting each other and anyone else that gets in the way, not excluding women and children. Then shooting themself.
29 Fighting to be called non racist but always falling short of living up to that title.
30 Elvis “the pedophile” Presley.
31 Calling black people racist and making lists of things BLACK people like
This guide should make it easy for you. Everyone here seems to fall into one of these categories:
WS= White Supremist. Hates blacks. Hates this blog.
WP=Proud White Person. Defends the white race. Doesn’t hate other races, except when they attack the white race. Finds this blog to be racist, but knows they get away with it because it is racist against whites.
WL= White Liberal. Apologizes for being white. This blog is by and for WL’s. (most female bloggers here tend to fall into this category). They like this blog because it mocks whites and feeds into their white guilt. It’s harmless fun, not racism.
BL= Black Liberal. Doesn’t exactly hate whites, but will never miss an opportunity to make whites feel guilty about being white. Likes this blog, because here the whites are doing the BL’s job.
BS= Black Supremist. Hates whites. Likes this blog, but believes it does not go far enough. Blames all his/her problems on the white race.
Does the whole premise of this blog remind anyone else of the old book “Real Men Don’t Eat Quiche?”
If you also layer in the opportunity to perform manual labor in economically depressed countries you will have a huge win! The blog Stuff Rich People Love has a post on “Saving Africa” which is a very rich person thing to do!
http://stuffrichpeoplelove.com/2009/08/17/saving-africa/
Unless you’re my husband, in which case you’re good at manual labor because you were raised in the country. Do country folk count as regular white people, too? Maybe, since we both still like sushi…
Hey Patrick, you forgot “Pusillanimous White Victim” and “Keyboard Kourage Kommando”.
Pick fruit, hell no, I will stick with picking my nose, and ass, cause some shit stuck in there… scratching my balls a must, anytime or where. As for all the racism here, I hate all races, you all suck, but whites are probably the worst group of motherfuckers you will ever meet. Whites rob you with a pen and a smile and take it all! Blacks some catching up to do when it comes to really screwing you over!
Hey Markie Mark, yoy said; “Stand in the sun a couple hours more, that’s why you get tans, to have the nice dark skin you claim to hate so much!”
Is that why Micheal Jackson and all the other Hollywood Noble Savage heroes use skin-whitener?….or Tyra Banks prefer white hair above your golliwog pubes?!
You are PATHETIC! You proclaim to be Black and Proud….but yet, what do you do…except try to be better copies of the evil Whitey you so despise!?
Be YOURSELF monkey man…..just live AUTHENTICALLY. ….be what you are DESTINED to be…like here in SHITHOLE Africa!
Wait, so I’m white/black and I grow and pick my own veggies … does that mean my white half has enslaved my black half and is forcing it into manual labour so my white half can enjoy picking natural foods!
O.M.G!!!
Why are you exercising your white privilege on me, white half!?! HASN’T BLACK HALF SUFFERED ENOUGH!!! ARGH! D:
Screw it, I’m getting takeout.
Hey Korrig, suck a tan dick. The very few examples of people attempting to look remotely light are dwarfed by the numbers of crackers like yourself trying to get a little color in your life. Sorry, all the tans in the world won’t make you a better dancer of give you a bigger dick. It is what it is.
hey Markie Mark,
Jeez. No written language has ever been found in Africa! And neither has the wheel!
In fact, neither has a single road, building, dam, written law, or even a great civilization ever been found in Africa.
The only thing the settlers found were mud huts which a muskrat or beaver is capable of building.
Everything there is b/c of the whites. AND don’t think I’m racist just for knowing that, PLEASE!
Cheers
The maker of this blog should bing “Its a Wonderful Race” by Sean Bryson, after he posted that BS report by the liberal white apologizing for the our past.
And yet again, don’t think I’m racist just for reading that!
I must admit … growing up in California and then moving to Massachusetts .. I couldn’t help but comment on this same thing the first time I went strawberry picking out here. It was the first time I’d ever seen a strawberry field full of white folks. And everyone PAID to be there.
Hey getyourfactsstraight,
You, my pickle smooching friend, are a idiot if you honestly believe that BS. Nope, just disregard the fact that Christianity is based in AFRICA, hell most religions for that matter. And don’t give me that “middle east” crap because a simple GLOBE will prove you wrong. I would call you a racist, but you are too STUPID to waste that title on. Instead, I will just call you a dumbass and call go on with my day. Everything there is is NOT because of the whites. I just know you’re stupid for saying that.
Oh yeah, and for kicks and giggles, I hope your not Christian because Jesus, he was a BROTHA. lol!!!
Cheers to you too, beeeeotch!!
“Sorry, all the tans in the world won’t make you a better dancer of give you a bigger dick.”
Yup, that pretty much sums up what you are and will ever be!
No wonder you ‘dancing dicks’ caused the housing crisis which has all but bankrupted the West!
Thanks Stoney!
Hey Piet Pieleijies,
Don’t forget PRESIDENT!!!!! And you sure have a way of saying the most STUPID things. Bush was President AND majority of the houses getting forclosed on are from NON-black skin toned people, aka WHITE FOLKS!!!! So, using YOUR logic, you can’t dance, you’re hung like a tic tac and you can’t afford the house you buy. How stuperior of you and your ilk.
%wise blacks top the list of home forclosures……just like they do ALL OVER THE WORLD when it comes to begging money from evil Whitey.
The Whole Shite of Affirmative Housing was caused/due to feel-good Whitey’s feeling sorry for useless Afro-Americans.
Get your FACTS straight homeboy!….bloody PARASITES!
Hey Piet, I think the boy got you on the dancing point. Darkies sure do a mean tap. Bring back Al Jolson!
To getyourfactsstriaght:
WRITTEN LANGUAGE: Uh… ever heard of Heiroglyphics? Ever heard of Timbuktu or Songhai?
ROAD, BUILDING, DAM, WRITTEN LAW, GREAT CIVILIZATION: Ever heard of Songhai Nubia or Kush or Benin or… hey… what about those pyramids and the great walled cities? Engineering feats that your puny brain can’t fathom.
HUTS: You may not be aware but some housing styles actually make sense for the climate. That’s why coastal Mayan people can build thatch-roofed huts that withstand hurricanes while “modern” buildings blow over.
Every wonder why Inuits live in igloos? Because it makes sense for the climate and terrain.
That’s also why many West Africans live in dark, cool buildings made of earth.
Further, it’s European fear of nature that dictates that the floor of ones house must obscure the earth. Your people are at war with nature and will take all of us down with you.
However… the one thing that’s really and truly evident is that with all your modern worldly possessions and your boastful pride, white people are the most UNHAPPY people on the face of the earth.
Chew on that, child.
Keep addling your brain with Eurocentric historical lies, it’s probably all you have to base your self-worth on.
Oh yeah… one last thing. White Americans have also failed to produce a written language of their own – and your only God is the dollar bill. See what just happened right there?
Piet Pieleijies,
Once again you show your STUPID side. Only a numbskull cracka like yourself would hide behind BS states that you got from god knows where and gathered by god know who. I just look at the news or read the paper, something you should learn to do sometimes, and guess who’s face I see all over the screen when it comes to forclosures. Non-blacks. That’s right, those who look like you. Not only that, being the majority in this country, those stats hit HARDEST on you and your ilk.
And that note, I will leave you with a little thought, if a group is always deemed inferior and yet excel in all things they do, rising from the out house to the White house, why would the words of a bitter little redneck cracker really matter to them/us. It don’t, you’re just a little turd in the tall grass. Nobody cares about you when they see you around, either they will ignore you or throw you in the trash with the rest of your ilk. Or, nobody still cares about you except when they step on ya, then you make a big stink. I am sure your black teenage boss at burger king will give you a raise in pay once you start earning your way. Then you will stop coming on this site saying stupid racist things.
cheerio lil buddy
Stats that matter, how are you doing with the murder rate, and incarceration rate? Anyway bro, how about that bastard rate? That is the big one bro, all them fatherless babies, and that is why you will always be behind, because you fail to raise your own children. All in fun bro, I don’t give a fuck about you people, and go out of my way to avoid you creeps in all walks of life. You know like in a strip joint when a black girl comes on after a white girl, everybody gets up and leaves, ha ha.
I will leave my ovens warm for you.
@ Massa. Yup, he surely did:)
Let’s just all dance while Rome is doing da burning…Eissh!
@Marky Mark
“rising from the out house to the White house, “..Yup, his black alcoholic father abandoned him to his white mother….and his white grandmother who took care of him, gave him a loving family, an excellent education (except for the Affirmative Action shite Obama lapped up like a rabid dog!)
WOW!….ain’t his white family sooooooo evil?!
PS. Obama is not black, he is half-white!
As for the rest of your gangster in da hood blah blah blah;
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Stop watching your White liberal shite TV, read your White liberal shite newspapers!………Rather come visit us at SA Sucks, to find out the TRUTH….Homeboy!
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@stagolee
Hahaha…now you are even trying to steal the cultural accomplishments of Old Egypt! Typical……always STEALING other peoples stuff!
Here’s a question for you; if da Einstein blacks had such magnificent civilizations, how come they completely forgot da Wheel and da Written Language when they crossed the equator moving south?!
O yes, sorry, da evil Whitey came and stole da alphabet and da Wheel concept from cherubic blacks while they were sleeping peacefully in some sticks and stones hut held together by cow shit and mud!
How can you call this a definitive list when you’re into the 130’s and have yet to mention the white man’s love affair with the cocktail????
While composing this comment, this self-admitted white man is enjoying an artisanal whiskey sour made from hand-squeezed lemon juice, small batch bourbon, demerara sugar and purified ice. It would certainly taste better if crafted by a hipster wearing arm garters around his biceps in a boutique bar located in a questionable neighborhood of a large metropolis, but sitting on my patio with the scent of fresh-mowed grass in the air is nearly as swell.
I just went onto the SA Sucks site, is this America’s future? We are becoming a third world hell whole day by day. Horrible I think I’m gonna puke, happy to be an old man, sorry for the young ones.
A simple question for you: On what continent did Homo sapien sapiens (modern humans) originate?
I insist, this buds for you too beeeotch.
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Piet the Pussy, you are a dumbass. Answer me this Eistein, what half do you see when you look up at Obama. Here is a hint, it ain’t the “white” side. hahaha. Face it SON, you can lie to yourself all you want, but at the end of the day, you know as well as I do, America has a BLACK President. You can focus on his white half all you want if it makes you sleep better at night, but reality sucks for a dumbass racist redneck like yourself.
So why doesn’t white America work the fields? They rather be unemployed and pick up a free check than to work the fields? Leave it to a wetback that will be pushed around and then hauled back to wetland.
Stagolee, Welcome back. I’m glad the warden reinstated your computer privileges.
Speaking of Africa, can anyone identify a sub-Saharan country which is actually run well? It’s all coups, corruption and the occasional genocide. Also, what great contribution to civilization has come from this region of the world? I’m not being racist, I’m just asking.
My my, aren’t we ever so eloquent today?…rapped with your Homies in da Foods Stamps line again?
“what half do you see when you look up at Obama. Here is a hint, it ain’t the “white” side. hahaha. ”
My my, and here was poor little ‘racist’ me thinking that the greatness of a man isn’t determined by the colour of his skin!
Ok, let’s for argument’s sake that you are right..i.e…”America has a BLACK President.”
How do you then feel about the fact that he was raised by Whitey, clothed&fed by Whitey, educated by Whitey…..and voted into power by da evil Whitey?!
I mean, if he were so pure Black and Marvelous (just for being black), why didn’t he became the Leader of the West as a stink normal (pun not intended) black boy raised by Blackey, clothed&fed by Blackey, educated by Blackey…..and voted into power by da angelic Blackey in Africa?!
You are a run-of-the-mill savage Marky Mark….you have no rational arguments to offer. You intersperse every sentence with profanities because your average IQ of 68 prevents you from grasping the complex requirements of Civilization. ….just as in Africa, the Cradle of Depravity!
Now beat it homeboy! Haven’t your got some Food Stamps to collect, White women to rape, children to abandon, crime to commit.
Hell Marky Mark….live AUTHENTICALLY for once in your sorry copy-ass life!
Be what you are! a BLOODY STONE AGE SAVAGE!
Cheerio
@Piet Pieleijies: You do realize that Egypt is on the continent of Africa, right?
I understand that you were probably “educated” under a system that insists Europe and Asia are separate continents, and may not truly grasp basic geography. However, there’s this thing called Google.com…
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@Patrick.
Sub-Saharan coup-free democracy: Ghana.
Next question.
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You Ofays are too easy to beat.
@markie mark, Keyboard Kourage Kommandos like Little Piet are fundamentally dishonest and will twist any topic or argument to fit their unstable agenda.
I’ll use Obama as an example of how they try to play all sides (depending on context) and lose.
When arguing against Black people, they’ll assert that Obama isn’t fully Black and use that to question Black peoples’ support for Obama (they don’t really care how Black people think or feel, they just hope to poke holes in our support).
When arguing the white purity perspective they’ll fixate on Obama’s black side (bad!!!) and question his intelligence and his nature.
When arguing politics they’ll suggest that Obama’s intelligence is due to his white genes.
So on, so forth.
Little do they realize but they’ve actually just made Obama omnipotent, and rendered themselves impotent.
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One last thing… further up the page someone was suggesting that penis size and a sense of rhythm were ‘primitive’ (my word).
Well, penis size is related to the perception of masculinity, virility and potency. In basic terms, that’s the measure of the superior man.
A sense of rhythm is related to one’s sense of self and, philosophically speaking, is an indication of one’s connection with nature.
You ignore both at your genetic peril, Beta Male.
‘Egypt is black because it is in Africa’?!…hahahaha. Does that mean Australia is ‘yellowish brown’ because it’s the Pasific?
Man, you are dumber than Markey Mark! Ask any Egyptian scientist whether Egyptians are black!
Or simply go stop selling crack and go back to school!
But wait…your Western liberal feel-good indoctrinated Stone Aged mind even ejaculates better;
Ghana coup-free?!……hahahahahaa; the following paragraph is from wikipedia
Kwame Nkrumah, founder, Prime Minister, and first President of the modern Ghanaian state, was not only an African anti-colonial leader but also one with a dream of a united Africa which would not drift into neo-colonialism. He was the first African head of state to espouse Pan-Africanism, an idea he came into contact with during his studies at Lincoln University in Pennsylvania (United States), at the time when Marcus Garvey was becoming famous for his “Back to Africa Movement.” He merged the dreams of both Marcus Garvey and the celebrated African-American scholar W. E. B. Du Bois into the formation of the modern day Ghana. Ghana’s principles of freedom and justice, equity and free education for all, irrespective of ethnic background, religion or creed borrow from Osagyefo Dr. Kwame Nkrumah’s implementation of Pan-Africanism. Nkrumah was overthrown by a military coup in 1966. It has been argued that this was supported by the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency;[2][3] that assertion remains generally unproven. A series of subsequent coups ended with the ascension to power of Flight Lieutenant Jerry Rawlings in 1981. These changes resulted in the suspension of the constitution in 1981 and the banning of political parties.
Misrepresenting Appalachian culture doesn’t help anybody.
“Well, penis size is related to the perception of masculinity, virility and potency. In basic terms, that’s the measure of the superior man.”
Very superior indeed……as all the blacks in Africa experienced when they showed off their penises to Whitey, Arab, Indians and Chinese carrying guns.
But, you are right in one regard. The black man has nothing except his penis to rely on. Tha’t why the rape White women to show off their power. That’s why they breed like RABBITS in order to have a chance of survival in the world.
Buy hey, pork away savage, put millions more black babies into this world who will grow up in POVERTY and DISPAIR!…..and while tey are suffering and dying like flies, show them your Weapon of Superiority…your penis!
Hhahahaha…no wonder we have to feed your sorry arses with nearly every hard-earned cent we make!
Piet Pieleijies,
Your views are extreme and misguided. Yes, there is a problem with over population, ignorance, violence, etc and yes part of that is in a section of the black community. But that does not mean that every single black man “has nothing except his penis to rely on”.
Your arguments have no sound foundation to rely on. You take examples of certain people and expand them to an entire race. The arguments you use would never hold in intelligent conversation.
Yes, there are loud violent black men and women. Yes, some of them have way too many children that they can’t take care of. This cannot be denied. But I’ve seen the same of every race, not just black people. Instead of attacking the black community, you should be trying to understand the issue of poverty in America and the implications it has for all races, not just one.
I’ve seen dirt poor black people in Mississippi who work as hard as they can to take care of their family. I’ve seen middle class black people send their children to college and better themselves. I’ve seen black kids sit in the back of my class and do nothing but make noise. I can say the exact same of every. other. race. Just because you can take examples of how certain people act does not mean that you can judge their entire race for it. It’s ignorant.
And, just to let you know, I’m a biracial woman who was brought up by her white mother. My father was the exact man that you write about, which is why he’s dead now. If I can get over it and see how many wonderful, loving, and intelligent black people are around, then you can too.
@Piet Pieleijies, please quote the words from my posts where I argue the “race” of ancient Egyptians.
You can’t do it, can you?
Ofay Smokescreen artist.
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Re: Black birthrate…
Don’t worry about how many babies we are making, worry about how many babies your people ARE NOT having.
All the viagra, fertility pills and “14 words” in the world can stop the successful breeding out of so-called “white” people. Even white women are willing participants in your obsolescence.
Enjoy that genetic annihilation, homeslice. 🙂
Ok?..huh?!..what was that then with Egypt being Africa?…eissh me not doing da understandings now!
What about “coup-free Ghana” now homeboy?!….hahaha
Re. “worry about how many babies your people ARE NOT having.”
100% true. But we are so busy looking after your desolate children that we hardly have any money left to give our kids a decent life. …which of course is not they why you see parenthood!
Yup, you are right, the way things are going now, we’ll be exticnt quite soon.
What a marvelous day that would be for you Stoney….you can then stop copying us and return to your roots….like in Stone Aged Africa/ New Orleans/Detroit…where you can be your barbaric, primitive superstitious self again.
God, talk about Devolution!
Oh yeah, you’re quite right, I did overlook the Ghana question.
Since Ghana’s independence,
– their outlawing of foreign ownership,
– their self-governance, and
– the exposure of US CIA infiltration (which you cited in the Nkrumah assassination),
Ghana has been quite stable, happy and well-governed.
How odd that you’d take an example of illegal American intervention and use that as an indication of native instability.
How about we judge the stability of American democracy in relation to 9/11?
You sad, unhappy, scared, foolish little man. Why are you still alive?
Yeah all those whiteys that had victory gardens during ww2 were growing some kind of designer crops.
So you’re saying white people don’t like manual labor? Who does? It’s hard ass work. But I know a LOT of whites who do it…because it is better for them and the country than selling crack and collecting welfare…or putting their “bitch” on the stroll. (black people like that, puttin the bitches on the stroll)
but than OH GEEZ most white people take advantage of the FREE EDUCATION thats handed to them and actually go to school and learn something.
Blacks do not have a corner on the manual labor arena, go to any Government office building…DMV, Social Security, Welfare office, School Board and it is full of blacks. Had to get that hand up…can’t do it on their own. Got to pass laws to make people like them, hire them, put up with them. Can’t do it on their own.
Stop yer whining, pull your pants up, learn how to string a sentence together and how to talk without yelling and MAYBE you’d get some of that respect you’re always saying no one is giving you….well, maybe first you need to look up the meaning of the word. And give some to yourself.
I have a garden every year. Because I know the stuff in stores is crap and I supplement my groceries with a garden in order to stretch my food dollar and stay off of Food Stamps and Government cheese. Which is what black people like. And NO I am NOT white. Not Black either.
Hey Piet the Peter eater,
You are the true representation of STUPIDITY. It’s morons like yourself that make life great for people like me. I wake up in the morning, bath and dress, eat a healthy breakfast and head to my very well paying job in my late model high line automobile that is paid for. Everytime I pass a trailer park with the 10 non-black kids running around the rusty pick-truck in the gravel patch in the dirt, I think of you and your ilk. Never seen a globe, better yet, you wouldn’t even know how to use it if did. If it wasn’t for McDonalds, you would still be unemployed. PWT has no right to judge ANY group of people. LOL
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This was a fun, amusing read. I am white, and the reason I grow fruit and veggies is that I worry about the commercially produced products. Big Ag has replaced natural fertilizer with industrial chemicals, I’m sure they cut a lot of corners to maximize profit, etc. So these products may be deficient in vitamins and nutrients, etc. Also, the produce from my garden tastes *spectacular*. The flavor is richer — much more intense. Yesterday I met some hispanic man at the park who was talking about the produce in his garden. Anyway, I don’t think this article was accurate, but it was a fun read. Thanks.
I see a kind of puss color. You can’t be white with a drop of that shit blood, there is no half white, you’re right he is a jig, and you can keep him.
i’m white and i have foodstamps.
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It seems like the posters advertised in the most recent post have their font “borrowed” from FINLANDIA (vodka) posters… or am I seeing things….?
Actually, the majority of the people that collect welfare are white.
And you need some lessons on grammar.
And stop whining!
I know a beautiful Asian woman who married a blackie.
They had a kid but unfortunately it was born deformed and with Down Syndrome, all he does is go running around every blog on the internet looking for racist comments, then cries….
RACIST!
YOU ARE A WHITE..ASIAN.. ETC.(take your pick) RACIST!
THAT’S RACIST!!!
OH WAIT!!!!
Someone told me that’s not a deformed, retarded, raceaphobe, it’s just our resident ASSHOLE………………………..
ENIGMA the NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
(ALSO POSTING UNDER A MIRIAM OF OTHER MONIKERS…HERE IT IS “MARKIE MARK”)
never mind.
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HEY…Piet Pieleijies,,,
I HAVE BEEN LITIGATING WITH THIS IGNORANT RACIST BLACKIE FOR THE PAST 5 MONTHS, USING YOUR SAME ARGUMENTS.
THIS TWISTING, LYING, MONIKER, COMMENT STEALING, COPYING ASSHOLE, WILL JUST CONTINUE HIS SAME SORRY ASS LOSING POSITIONS, HE HAS NO SHAME. SIMILAR TO HIS MESSIAH IN THE “WHITE” HOUSE.
KEEP SHOVIN’ IT DOWN HIS THROAT, JUST AS HIS HOMIES LOVE SHOVIN’ THEIR NUTTS AND DICK DOWN IT, HE’S USED TO IT.
YOU SUCK….ENIGMA……
YOU IGNORANT, LYING, RACIST BLACKIE PIECE OF SHIT!!!
SHADDAP BITCH.
Looks like I OWN ALL OF YOUR MONIKERS…and now look how LOW you’ve sunk to, eh?….ya stupid fucking taxan cracker!!
Look at you now…you’ve sunk soo low that now you’re the only white boy in history who runs around calling himself a COON, and an ENIGMA COON AT THAT!!
ya stupid confused white coon fucking texan cracker!!
STFU!!!.
FUCK YOU, YOU IGNORANT, LYING, PARANOID…..COON BASTARD.
You stupid fucking texan cracker! You still don’t get it. Let me repeat myself so you can see the light:
you’ve sunk soo low that now you’re the only white boy in history who runs around calling himself a COON, and an ENIGMA COON AT THAT!!
ya stupid confused white coon fucking texan cracker!!
STFU!!!.
I completely agree. A trip to the farmers market on the weekend is just as good as taking a road trip out to a farm
FUCK YOU, YOU IGNORANT, LYING, PARANOID…..COON BASTARD.
DO IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT…………..COON.
Yo, white people like updates. I feel entitled to more, as I bought 4 copies of your book for Christmas gifts for friends and Family, and would/will buy the next one when it comes out!!! Hook us up with hillarity!
And mention places like Humboldt COunty. There youi’ll find the world’s leading Marine Biology department and about 3500 political science and various painting/clay/metalwork Art majors. Oh, and lots of drama majors. NOt a lot of Forestry Majors unless they’re rednecks who wanna make sure that there will be hunting for their Great greats.
ANywho, MAKE WITH THE POSTS!!!!!
And thanks for the recommendation of The Wire. It’s amazing.
still calling yourself a coon, eh?
Ya stupid fucking coon texan cracker!
I IS A Enigma the Coon, AND on May 8, 2010 at 10:42 pm I SAYS:
FUCK ME, I IS A IGNORANT, LYING, PARANOID…..COON BASTARD.
DO ME WIT A PIECE OF SHIT…………..I IS A COON.
“tsk tsk tsk” has a good point… The racist ofay signing his posts as “Enigma the Coon” is, indeed, an example of self-damnation.
Sucks to be you, Opie.
Hahahahahaha, I see my nutts are still on your mind bitch. It feels good to be missed. So, to celebrate my balls being DEEP down your throat, I see you decided to show your appreciation by calling yourself a coon. You stupid cracka!! You make white people look so bad, you should just leave the library, go back to your trailer, fuck your sister a few more times and give it up. You ain’t shit, you wont be shit, and you are a disgrace to your fellow klan members. Any redneck that calls himself a “COON”, is a loser. No self respecting racist would call himself a “coon”, but then again, we are talking about your dumbass, the redneck formally known as Whitey.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
This Enigma the COON, must be the sorriest, most PARANOID, slimy, lying, lowlife PIECE OF SHIT I have ever read on any thread.
This SORRY PIECE OF SHIT NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT TO SPY ON EVERY THREAD ON THIS BLOG FOR WHAT HE PERCEIVES AS “RACIST COMMENTS,” WHINE LIKE THE SORRY PIECE OF SHIT HE IS, THEN THROW INSULTS, YET COMPLAIN HE IS THE ONE BEING INSULTED.
CASE IN POINT, THIS paulie4 POSTER, (FROM THE OBOMA THREAD) AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE, IGNORES THIS LOWLIFE, YET THIS SCUMBAG CONTINUALLY PROVOKES HIM UNDER A MULTITUDE OF MONIKERS (SINCE HE IS TOO MUCH OF A LOWLIFE TO POST UNDER A SINGLE ONE) MAKING IT APPEAR HE IS SEVERAL DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
HE PLAYS THIS SHIT ON EVERY THREAD.
AN ARROGANT, ANNOYING SCUM WHO AS YOU CAN SEE CLAIMS RACISM, YET ATTACKS WHITES, AND OTHERS RACES, CONTINUALLY.
EVEN THOUGH I HAVE PLAINLY STATED, I AM NOT FROM TEXAS, NOR A CRACKER, THIS ASSHOLE CONTINUES TO CLAIM I AM.
YOU ARE TRULY A GENIUS “ENEMA” YOU ACTUALLY KNOW ME BETTER THAN I DO MYSELF, EH SHITHEAD?
I HAVE CONTINUALLY REBUTTED HIS WHITE “RACIST” THEORIES WITH~~FACTS~~ AND HE HAS YET TO REFUTE ~~ONE~~ ONLY INVENTING “FACTS” FROM HIS SICK DEMENTED MIND.
A TRUE IGNORANT LOW LIFE SCUMBAG, COPY CAT, LYING, DISTORTING RETARD.
GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR RACIST, VICTIMIZATION BULLSHIT, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Differences between blacks and whites:
—
At the club
Blacks: alpha male
Whites: beta male
At the office
Blacks: beta male
Whites: alpha male
Violence
Blacks: physically violent
Whites: socially, verbally violent
Describing errant behavior
Blacks: wack
Whites: fail, you’re doing it wrong
People critical of their history say about
Blacks: never invented anything
White: excel primarily at exploiting people individually and collectively
Stuff white people like: slumming through the low level diatribes in the SWPL comments section, then lamenting the lack of a sense of humor in the huddled masses.
This is to the white man who calls himself a “COON”!
HAHAHAHA
Hey you STUPID TEXAN CRACKA formerly known as whitey, you sound a tad bit bitter buddy. Was it something I said? hahaha! If so, get over it BOY! You are the paranoid one kid, you actually believe that everyone who is not a racist is me, how sweet. As flattering as it may be to be on your mind as much as I am, I am not all these people you claim me to be. You know my calling card BEEEEOTCH!!! Now….
put alil love in your heart
😉
Um. Hi. This website is a joke, n’ stuff. How about maybe not taking everything so seriously? You’re just showing your asses. (_)_)
That was quit the denial, you PIECE OF SHIT, RACIST NIGGAAAAAAA…, BUT YOU CANNOT EVEN FEIGN LYING “ENEMA.”
You’re so pathetic you had to steal my moniker, just as you steal all other points of everyone’s comments.
Of course it is YOU, ASSHOLE. I am completely familiar with your writing style, and all those posts mimic it, no doubt about it.
You’re a real “WINNER” Enema, when do you plan ever coming out of mammy’s basement and into the real world?
There’s other tastes of pussy out there besides that dead tuna flavor.
Doesn’t it ever make you feel like puking your guts out?
Oh that’s right, you don’t have any!
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still calling yourself a coon, eh?
Ya stupid fucking coon texan cracker!
I IS A Enigma the Coon, AND on May 8, 2010 at 10:42 pm I SAYS:
FUCK ME, I IS A IGNORANT, LYING, PARANOID…..COON BASTARD.
DO ME WIT A PIECE OF SHIT…………..I IS A COON.
STFU Ya stupid fucking coon texan cracker!
are you a fucking scumbag? I am and it feels good to admit it. You may ask what makes a fucking scumbag? Well I steal cheat and lie, use drugs, jerkoff, just a typical white person. Get ready for the continuing adventures of the scumbag white man.
That was quit the denial, you PIECE OF SHIT, RACIST NIGGAAAAAAA…, BUT YOU CANNOT EVEN FEIGN LYING “ENEMA.”
You’re so pathetic you had to steal my moniker, just as you steal all other points of everyone’s comments.
Of course it is YOU, ASSHOLE. I am completely familiar with your writing style, and all those posts mimic it, no doubt about it.
You’re a real “WINNER” Enema, when do you plan ever coming out of mammy’s basement and into the real world?
There’s other tastes of pussy out there besides that dead tuna flavor.
Doesn’t it ever make you feel like puking your guts out?
Oh that’s right, you don’t have any!
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Oh, and the SCUMBAG NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BELOW POSTING SO APPROPRIATELY UNDER THE MONIKER “SCUMBAG” USING ANTI-WHITE RACIST COMMENTS BUT TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO POST AS HIMSELF SO AS NOT TO GIVE HIS RACIST IDEAS AWAY?
YEP,,,,YOU GUESSED IT….
NONE OTHER THAN ENEMA, THE RACIST GHETTO COON “SCUMBAG!!!!!!”
still insisting on calling yourself a coon, eh?
Ya stupid fucking coon texan cracker!
This is to the white man who calls himself a “COON”!
Anybody who gets hurt feelings from a total stranger on a blog site is a LOSER!!! Nothing is worse than a sensitive racist redneck.
HAHAHAHA
Hey you STUPID TEXAN CRACKA formerly known as whitey, you sound a tad bit bitter buddy. Was it something I said? hahaha! If so, get over it BOY! You are the paranoid one kid, you actually believe that everyone who is not a racist is me, how sweet. As flattering as it may be to be on your mind as much as I am, I am not all these people you claim me to be. You know my calling card BEEEEOTCH!!! Now….
put alil love in your heart
YOink oink all we bloods need, yho know da drest. wehre ma crack stem at dogg?
That was quit the denial, you PIECE OF SHIT, RACIST NIGGAAAAAAA…, BUT YOU CANNOT EVEN FEIGN LYING “ENEMA.”
You’re so pathetic you had to steal my moniker, just as you steal all other points of everyone’s comments.
Of course it is YOU, ASSHOLE. I am completely familiar with your writing style, and all those posts mimic it, no doubt about it.
You’re a real “WINNER” Enema, when do you plan ever coming out of mammy’s basement and into the real world?
There’s other tastes of pussy out there besides that dead tuna flavor.
Doesn’t it ever make you feel like puking your guts out?
Oh that’s right, you don’t have any!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Oh, and the SCUMBAG NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BELOW POSTING SO APPROPRIATELY UNDER THE MONIKER “SCUMBAG” USING ANTI-WHITE RACIST COMMENTS BUT TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO POST AS HIMSELF SO AS NOT TO GIVE HIS RACIST IDEAS AWAY?
YEP,,,,YOU GUESSED IT….
NONE OTHER THAN ENEMA, THE RACIST GHETTO COON “SCUMBAG!!!!!!”
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH……..
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!
Attention: Unless you are a self-hating white person this site is not for you. You will just get annoyed.
Enigma: Someone who posts under more than one name is a “sock puppet”. Just use that term and you don’t have to write 3-4 lines describing what you mean.
callywog: That’s right about clubs, which us why blacks, whites, and hispanics usually go to separate clubs. Asians don’t go to clubs. They are busy making money selling crap to the other groups.
Thank you. That is all. (for now)
Shut
The
Fuck
Up
That is all (for now).
Instead of saying only “shut the f— up”, why don’t you just shout it at your computer screen? That way you will feel better and you won’t leave an actual comment to prove that you have NOTHING to say except to tell other people to shut up.
Of course, no one knows who you are, and you are a “sock puppet” anyway (see previous PSA).
Just curious, what raw nerve did I hit?
It could be Enigma because I kind of made fun of him in the last post. It could be stagolee because he resents my very existence and his style when he responds is to copy the format of whoever he is responding to. Maybe they are the same guy. With sock puppets you never really know.
That is all (for now).
I must have hit a nerve on you because you responded….so, once again, I shall say it again for good measure:
Shut
The
Fuck
Up
That is all (for now).
Dis is da brotha dat calls hisself nigga casue dats what we all call each other, cause dats whats we is, niggas. Now bring some kfc some motherfucking grape koolaide and slob my johnson son.
To the Unnamed “Shut the F— Up” Guy:
No, you did not hit a raw nerve, but you sure like copying me. (“raw nerve”, “that is all (for now)”)
It’s just that you are wasting space with totally meaningless – and now repetive – posts.
So go ahead and tell me to “stfu” as much as you like. I will not shut up if I have something to say. Obvioulsy YOU have nothing to say, so why don’t you go ahead and follow your own advice?
That is all (for now).
Hey Patrick dumb A.S.S
I love when idiots show their true stupidity. There is a reason someone would tell you to shut the fuck up, it’s because you have nothing SMART to say. Now, you seem like the type who enjoys getting spoon fed logic so I will explain.
Reason one for you to shut the fuck up is:
A. Your a dumbass.
B. You don’t know shit from shineola, you are listening to a bitter cracker whose name I just took because he is a dumbass like yourself. I don’t have to change my name to make a point, I just make it.
C. Calling me a “sock puppet” is not going to make me feel even remotely insulted. You, on the other hand, are a “sock molester”. You know, someone who never enjoyed the touch of a real woman. Nope, it’s just you and your cum stained socks, better yet, those little baby booties. Your pathetic little pencil dick would get lost in a regular sock. You just take your sock and a old 70’s style porno magazine and go to work. You fucking perv.
D. You would know all about shouting at your computer screen, because nobody in the real world would listen to you. Your bitch ass just now got enough courage to play “blogsite toughguy”
I am bored with you, I have more important things to do than to deal with you, you know, like rearranging my sock drawer. Suck a fat one and ……
put alil love in your heart
😉
Oh yeah, hey ya STUPID TEXAN CRACKER!!!!
Somehow I got distracted by that dumbass Patrick, I didn’t forget about you. I see you are still calling yourself a ‘COON’. You dumbass. No self respecting racist will call himself COON. I bet your grand LIZARD is really pissed at you. LOL!!! I am glad to know that I am missed by you. I will now continue to shove my nutts down your throat, just the way you like it beeeotch. I guess it has finally settled in your pathetic, meaty, cracker head that NO, YOU DID NOT WIN. YOU LOST DUMBASS. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! I just wanted to let you know that I noticed that omission from your post. Now……
put alil love in your heart BOY
😉
Jamming hamsters in ones asshole is the grand creation of a white mind, perversions white man’s paradise!
(THIS IS A C/P FROM THE #8 BARACK OBOMA, THREAD)
Well, lookie the cookie there…..
Within minutes and/or consecutively we have…….
“LLL”
“xxxxxxxxxxWhitey”
“Tsk Tsk Tsk”
all posting the same lame ass drivel versus…me!
What a co-in-kinky(as your head)-dinky, eh Enigma, the Enema, NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
PROOF POSITIVE, THIS LAME ASS DUMB NIGRA TROLLING ARE ALL ONE IN THE SAME.
AS I HAVE ALWAYS STATED, CAN THIS NIGRA BE THIS IGNORANT?
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TIME TO FLUSH THIS RACIST RAT OUT OF HIS GHETTO HOLE……………………………………………
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EAT SHIT, AND SUCK YO MASTAS DICK DUMB HARLEM
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Hey you STUPID TEXAN CRACKER,
Do YOU even know what your talking about dumbass? Obviously not. I am not even going to waste my time with you today, I have better things to do with my time like rearranging my underwear drawer. Hahaha.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Ps, it’s good to know that I am on YOUR mind 24/7 you loser.
😉
hi homo, I feel your gayness, it just comes right through, and it takes one to know one, you little cutie.
Last year the Obama administration granted oil giant BP a special exemption from a legal requirement that it produce a detailed environmental impact study on the possible effects of its Deepwater Horizon drilling operation in the Gulf of Mexico, an article Wednesday in the Washington Post reveals.
Federal documents show that the Department of the Interior’s Minerals Management Service (MMS) gave BP a “categorical exclusion” on April 6, 2009 to commence drilling with Deepwater Horizon even though it had not produced the impact study required by a law known as the National Environmental Policy Act (NEPA). The report would have included probable ecological consequences in the event of a spill.
The exemption came less than one month after BP had requested it in a March 10 “exploration plan” submitted to the MMS. The plan said that because a spill was “unlikely,” no additional “mitigation measures other than those required by regulation and BP policy will be employed to avoid, diminish or eliminate potential impacts on environmental resources.” BP also assured the MMS that any spill would not seriously hurt marine wildlife and that “due to the distance to shore (48 miles) and the response capabilities that would be implemented, no significant adverse impacts are expected.”
Kierán Suckling, director of the Center for Biological Diversity, told the Post that the Obama administration’s exemption effectively “put BP entirely in control,” adding, “The agency’s oversight role has devolved to little more than rubber-stamping British Petroleum’s self-serving drilling plans.”
I heard about this waiver from a liberal, former Obama supporter. This article seems to have been reposted on many other websites, including Democratic Underground, which has a thread of about 1000 comments on the subject.
Remember November
How soon we rednecks forget, remember these words……….
“DRILL BABY, DRILL”!!!!!
If you like to drill, don’t bitch when some spill.
Problem with this whole article is that white people work their asses off….you dont conquer the whole frigging world by being a jack ass
http://stuffnewmanstudentslike.blogspot.com/
This blog is kind of like this one, and i read it and thought it was hilarious.
I always skim through the book while at Urban Outfitters. It cracks me up. Somebody needs to do a Stuff Black People Like though.
www. stuffcatslikes.blogspot.com
I will drill some enigma. enigma so gay, lick my sack girl
I find everything on this website to be inherently offensive and full of self-righteous, self-hating snobbery. In the battle to overcome poor race relations in the U.S. Mr. Lander is singly handedly attempting to set us back years by trying to mass produce and market stereotypes. Even if his accusations are true he seems to have forgotten that there is such a thing as culture and even “white” people have it. It does not belong to foreigners and natives alone. There is nothing funny about this website, just as there is nothing funny about any website that sets out to establish stereotypes and encourage profiling.
I am a black person living in AmeriKKKa, and I approve of this message.
Suggestion for #133: the TV show “The Buried Life”. Four west-coast privileged Canadian white guys are celebrated for their “humanitarian” efforts in helping the wrong kind of white people and other less fortunates to achieve their “wildest” dreams (eg. the purchasing of ONE computer for some school with black people in it).
You quite obviously have no sense of humor then. Any self respecting white person should be able to read this, see the truth in it, and laugh at how stupid we are sometimes. If you can’t find the humor in this you are exactly the type of white person that takes themselves too seriously.
FUK YOO HITLER!!11!q
I think you need to calm down, it is just a joke. I also find it funny that you still read this even though you find it so outraging, apparently we white people like to have things to rant about.
Daria: I guess you are a liberal white woman who is somewhat guilty about being white; you are especially guilty by the fact that other white people – – who you probably had no relation to – – owned black slaves 150 years ago. Am I correct? For some reason, most females who post to this site fall into that category.
Well, as to your comment, I actually agree with you. I am a white man, and I do not apologize for that fact. However, I also find some of these blogs funny. They are poking fun at liberal, middlebrow white culture. (Basically people like you.)
My main point in this and other posts, is that there is a huge double standard taking place here. You find this blog funny. However, if I had a blog called “Stuff Black People Like” (renting furniture; getting time served; playing radios too loud; welfare; etc.) you would be among the first to call me racist. Why is that? Do you at least acknowledge there is a double standard?
Josh:
You are on the right track. you figured this post out. But you can still laugh at it. (see my comments to Daria.)
I wouldn’t be offended if you were black, but I would hope that you would make a blog for liberal, middlebrow black culture. Middle class black people like myself don’t share any of the qualities you suggest. In fact I listen to NPR, like organic food, and care about the environment.
Yeah right, a nigress named “Courtney”.
More like “Corn row” Latisha Brown biggest damn ho in the whole dang town, meaner than a Leroy Brown.
BTW, if it is, your an Uncle Tina, you sell out!!!!!!!!
Power to the peoples of da cul-a, wez da cul-a peoples, wez takin ova, now da Socialist in da power!
Yessum!
I am building planters boxes these days to sell at the local farmers market to get a break from my computer job. And my father grew up on a farm and as a young oy was a farm hand. Yes, I am white and struggling with the manual labor thing. …
Steve
I love this site, this is some of the funniest stuff I have ever read in my life. You can count on me to send a link to this site to everyone I know. Hilarious stuff!
Peace!
Ya STUPID TEXAN CRACKER, you are the true definition of a dumbass. Yes, I am talking to you, the WHITE MAN who is calling herself a “COON”. LOL, you idiot. As I stated before, no self respecting redneck would ever call themself a “coon”. So, you confused little moron, you decided to pick on anybody who is black. So, I figure, why should you have all the fun, therefore, I will pick on you every chance I get. Just like the good ol days, eh’??? Yeah, your little gay ass remember how you USED to claim you were the winner, I proved you wrong on that and I see you have not made that claim ever since. hahaha.
Now, if Tina is a uncle Tina, you must be AUNT Dumbass. Claiming to be a coon, getting your white ass handed to you everytime you utter my name. I bet all the rednecks in your klan are proud of you. No other cracker ever lived up their name, “coon”. How many times have your grand lizard slapped the shit out of you for being soo stupid, lots I bet. And I bet, he is going to slap the shit out you some more because this black man is about to teach your cracker ass some more manners.
put alil love in you heart
😉
Awesome post! I actually just logged on to see if you had ever done a post on “urban homesteading” (or just “homesteading”)…so this was close! Love it! I just did a critical anaylsis of the more and more frequent use of the term ‘urban homesteading’ is and how awful it is. (http://growandresist.wordpress.com/2010/04/26/homestead-act-2-0/)
I was also looking for a post on ghost towns.
This blog is absolutely fantastic because it’s so easy for me to relate to it.
Keep writing! This is some of the best stuff on the internet. 🙂
Well, listen to the lil’ LYING, “DAZED AND CONFUSED” PUSSY, ENIGMA THE DUMB NIGGAAAAAAAAAAA.
YOU, BEAT ME?
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I KICKED YOUR LYING, MONIKER STEALING, TROLLING, PARANOID ASS EVERY WHICH WAY BUT SUNDAY THESE PAST 6 MONTHS.
CAN’T TAKE IT WHEN THE BLACKIES ARE INSULTED PUSSY BOY?
JUST AS YOU HAVE DONE TO THE WHITES ON A ~~~WHITE PEOPLE~~~ BLOG, UNDER A MULTITUDE OF ~~~COWARDLY~~~ TROLL DISGUISES. ATTACKED WITHOUT PROVOCATION, MEN AND WOMEN OF ALL AGES AND RACES, EXCEPT YOUR COON BRETHREN OF COURSE, YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT.
THE POS IS GONNA TEACH ME A LESSON!!!! I’VE TAUGHT YOU LIKE THE KINDERGARTEN DUMBASS YOU ARE FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS, THIS WILL BE NO DIFFERENT.
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EWWWW…BIG BAD PUSSY BOY…ME TOE SCARED!!
NOW, GO FUCK YOURSELF, AND GET THE FUCK OFF THIS ~~~WHITE PEOPLE~~~ BLOG, YOU RACIST, LOUD MOUTH, ARROGANT, LOSER.
Hey ya STUPID TEXAN CRACKER!!
Are you finished belly aching yet SON? I know, it will be ok. I know I hurt your feelings for the millionth time, but that’s just what I do, upset racist rednecks like yourself. It’s in my blood. LOL I know one thing, I do it very well, just look at you. YELLING AND RAGING about me and how I embarrassed you infront of all your caucasion friends. hahaha. Guess what BOY, I am not going anywhere, just like that herpes bump on the tip of your one inch weewee, I aint going NOWHERE. hahaha, oh yeah, ‘COON’,
put alil love in your heart
😉
Your language is not only rude, but also juvenile.
“I aint going nowhere” is a double negative, besides, you already established that with “I am not going anywhere” making the double negative statement: “I aint going nowhere” redundant too.
Additionally, the term “redneck” is also classist and I had rather you not use the term. They are a marginalized and oppressed group, just like migrant workers and those who reside in the inner city. Tea party goers are the topic of many jokes; this is because working class individuals have typically attended public schools in underfunded districts, in addition to lacking the inherited social and cultural capital to perform well in schools.
Thus, institutions such as Fox News use their lack of education and exercise of critical thinking to persuade them to pursue what would be against their interests in favor of the interests of Social Register Republicans. If you were to look at Harvard’s statistics you would find that the 7% it accepts comes from mostly the upper or upper middle class, in a country where 60% of the population is working class (or, considering that Harvard is world class, one can use the world’s scale and say 80% of the world is working class.) This is evidence of reinforcing a rigid and durable class system, a class system in which the working class expends energy maintaining society’s infrastructure and keeping it safe but where the owning classes accrue most of the benefit.
I am going to speculate that the typical working class individual is, or at least would be, distressed over this finding because the coercive system has so many factors and variables in place, meant not only to prevent said individual from moving up (notice a sharp decline in the probability of upward social mobility and increased tuition costs in the past decades), but to also influence them to spend money. What the working class person often spends money on is oftentimes detrimental to the individual’s health. It is common knowledge that one’s social position is inherited, thus, the children of an Ivy League couple will go to not only the Ivy League, but also an elite Ivy feeder school (such as Farmington or Exeter) to prepare them, and initiate them into the upper middle or upper class mindset (which began from birth for the child of an Ivy League couple.)
The working class individual, on the other hand, might go to a community college, but is raised in an environment that is not congruent with the system’s values, and goes to school with a devalued currency. If his parents utilize a lot of hand gestures, working class vernacular (such as using the word “gay” as a diction of disapproval. Homophobia is also largely concentrated in the working class), and are grammatically weak, then the child will subsequently enter the education system at a disadvantage.
I propose a solution to the above problem:
1. All television commercials, television shows, and other media will only use standard English, most especially if it targets children.
2. Nationalize public education to ensure that every school district has sufficient funds in its coffers.
3. Model said schools’ curriculum after an elite boarding school.
4. To educate people as to why they should not shop at Wal-Mart and similar stores (e.g.: Planned obsolescence, unhealthy foods, clothing that is cheaply made, etc.)
5. Teach people how to dress appropriately
6. Give children interview, SSAT, SAT, and essay training and preparation.
7. Every school will promote intellectual rigor, have strong humanities courses, and teach critical thinking.
8. Teach children proper manners and etiquette. Everyone who graduates will know when at a dinner party to pass the salt along with the pepper, even if asked for only one, and not to wear their hats indoors.
9. Entertainment meant to marginalize the working class, such as the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, will be denounced as classist (even if they are working class individuals who are exacerbating the classism themselves in that case. A mattress on the lawn isn’t something to laugh at because it is a symptom of ignorance. Instead of laughing at said person, why not help them?)
These solutions should help assuage America’s poverty rate.
Please stop being racist. Did you know that children might read this blog? I have a difficult time believing that you would want children to stumble across your swearing. Please, stop fighting and make peace with one another.
Your language is not only rude, but also juvenile.
“I aint going nowhere” is a double negative, besides, you already established that with “I am not going anywhere” making the double negative statement: “I aint going nowhere” redundant too.
Additionally, the term “redneck” is also classist and I would rather you not use the term. They are a marginalized and oppressed group, just like migrant workers and those who reside in the inner city. Tea party goers are the topic of many jokes; this is because working class individuals have typically attended public schools in underfunded districts, in addition to lacking the inherited social and cultural capital to perform well in schools.
Thus, institutions such as Fox News use their lack of education and exercise of critical thinking to persuade them to pursue what would be against their interests in favor of the interests of Social Register Republicans. If you were to look at Harvard’s statistics you would find that the 7% it accepts comes from mostly the upper or upper middle class, in a country where 60% of the population is working class (or, considering that Harvard is world class, one can use the world’s scale and say 80% of the world is working class.) This is evidence of reinforcing a rigid and durable class system, a class system in which the working class expends energy maintaining society’s infrastructure and keeping it safe but where the owning classes accrue most of the benefit.
I am going to speculate that the typical working class individual is, or at least would be, distressed over this finding because the coercive system has so many factors and variables in place, meant not only to prevent said individual from moving up (notice a sharp decline in the probability of upward social mobility and increased tuition costs in the past decades), but to also influence them to spend money. What the working class person often spends money on is oftentimes detrimental to the individual’s health. It is common knowledge that one’s social position is inherited, thus, the children of an Ivy League couple will go to not only the Ivy League, but also an elite Ivy feeder school (such as Farmington or Exeter) to prepare them, and initiate them into the upper middle or upper class mindset (which began from birth for the child of an Ivy League couple.)
The working class individual, on the other hand, might go to a community college, but is raised in an environment that is not congruent with the system’s values, and goes to school with a devalued currency. If his parents utilize a lot of hand gestures, working class vernacular (such as using the word “gay” as a diction of disapproval. Homophobia is also largely concentrated in the working class), and are grammatically weak, then the child will subsequently enter the education system at a disadvantage.
I propose a solution to the above problem:
1. All television commercials, television shows, and other media will only use standard English, most especially if it targets children.
2. Nationalize public education to ensure that every school district has sufficient funds in its coffers.
3. Model said schools’ curriculum after an elite boarding school.
4. To educate people as to why they should not shop at Wal-Mart and similar stores (e.g.: Planned obsolescence, unhealthy foods, clothing that is cheaply made, etc.)
5. Teach people how to dress appropriately
6. Give children interview, SSAT, SAT, and essay training and preparation.
7. Every school will promote intellectual rigor, have strong humanities courses, and teach critical thinking.
8. Teach children proper manners and etiquette. Everyone who graduates will know when at a dinner party to pass the salt along with the pepper, even if asked for only one, and not to wear their hats indoors.
9. Entertainment meant to marginalize the working class, such as the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, will be denounced as classist (even if they are working class individuals who are exacerbating the classism themselves in that case. A mattress on the lawn isn’t something to laugh at because it is a symptom of ignorance. Instead of laughing at said person, why not help them?)
These solutions should help assuage America’s poverty rate.
I got to go blow a dump out of my asshole.
I just wiped the asshole clean, I happy to contribute for the children.
Hey Jaymthedumbass,
This is an A & B conversation, so why don’t you …….., (yeah I know it’s an oldie but goodie, but it still works) C your stupid behind out of it. You have some nerve to defend a racist redneck. I guess you managed to not notice ….
“Well, listen to the lil’ LYING, “DAZED AND CONFUSED” PUSSY, ENIGMA THE DUMB NIGGAAAAAAAAAAA.
YOU, BEAT ME?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”.
Yes, I know it is nothing more than baffoonish giberish but I guess the children in YOUR house would not be offended by such racist langauge. How dare I use the word “redneck” to discribe that stupid form of PWT who enjoys calling herself a “COON”, that might make the little kiddies cry, like they do when you sneak in their rooms at twelve o’clock at night to spend your “special time” with them, you perv.
Well my little nut hugging, pickle smooching, perverted friend, I give not a frog’s fat behind what you do and don’t like. I don’t care about your wannabe intellectual diatribe that has as much importance in it as a garden gnome taking a dump behind a tree. Nothing good came out of it. Do what you do best and play your part on this site as the no name loser that you and STFU!! 🙂
I can’t believe I spent this much time responding to you, ya racist wannabe blowhard, bleeding heart dingbat. I have better things to do, like bending your mom over the bed for our own “special time” together and then rearranging my sock drawer.
put alil love in your heart
😉
I rest my case as far as teaching manners, logic, and etiquette being in public schools go.
I rest my case as far as manners, logic, and etiquette being taught in public schools go.
My comment earlier that stated:
“Please stop being racist. Did you know that children might read this blog? I have a difficult time believing that you would want children to stumble across your swearing. Please, stop fighting and make peace with one another.”
is intentionally neutral to apply to the both of you. If I were to communicate to just one of you I would have added said individual’s name to the post.
No one is condoning racism of any kind here. I detest anti-black racism just as much as I do any other kind of racism. I was not “defending” him; I think the both of you need to think about what you have typed and the adverse effects it potentially has on others. Also, two wrongs do not make a right.
I do understand that the n-word is far stronger than the word “redneck”, but redneck is still nonetheless pejorative. It would hurt the feelings of any working class individual of whom you might not have intentions of offending. The other person, on the other hand, should know better than to use strongly racist words. The individual you were arguing with obviously needs to see a therapist and has issues he needs to work on.
If the both of you continue to seek negative attention then you will embarrass yourselves.
You are the one making base accusations without evidence, I am simply a third party attempting to help you and the other person see the negative effect your behavior has on others.
You are making very strong, negative, baseless accusations against a complete stranger that I would never make against my worst enemy. You are simply arguing ad-hominem and are demonstrating a lack of deductive reasoning. Of course, comments on various blogs (especially this one) demonstrate the breakdown of the education system, and parents not raising their children right.
The reason why I am distressed over your fighting is that it is evidence of the divided nature of the working class. The working class is the most diverse social class; yet, the varying working class subcultures oftentimes do not get along. Why can’t the inner city resident, redneck, and migrant worker join forces, see their common struggle, and use their numbers (the working class is 60% of the population) as leverage for change? The owning classes are using the working class’ diversity as a divide and conquer instrument against it.
A digression: Why do the upper classes use pejorative terms like parvenu, nouveau riche, and even middle class to describe those who have earned their money? Because they believe they are born superior to those who have actually earned their money. The owning classes think they are better than others because they inherited their money, this false sense of inherent superiority has an adverse effect on the rest of the population, and the wealth is redistributed (from the bottom upwards; slavery is an example of redistributing the wealth, the wealth created by slaves is for whom the system was meant to serve. Namely, the WASP elite.) Preferring a fiberglass yacht to a teak sail powered schooner does not make one “inferior” (that is a metaphor for new vs. old money, by the way.)
The system is designed to work against you (and the individual who you were arguing with), instead of arguing and saying inappropriate, puerile, and vile things online, why not at least try to make an effort to do better for yourself?
I am from Sweden and I like picking fruit. And yes – I am white but I respect other cultures and like to visit them.
Engima you go girlfriend, give them hell, and then cum get your blow job on with your honey, Ebony!
this is so much crap
black people had it better on plantations
than they do in drug infested cities today
in fact they have destroyed every major city in america
don’t it seem odd that 2 overpaid jewish men
with all their white guilt
stole the white house for a black man
this country is about gone
Hey Jaymthedumbass,
See what I mean, once a dumbass, always a dumbass. I see you are too dumb to realize that nobody gives a flying fuck about what you think, but that wont stop you captain moron. If you had graduated 5th grade, you would realize that garbage you wrote in the name of sounding smart was a big fat FAIL. Oh yeah, tell your mom I will be over shortly. Yes, I know I am a motherfucker, but it’s YOUR mother who I am fucking so it is ok. hahaha
This is an A & B conversation, so why don’t you …….., (yeah I know it’s an oldie but goodie, but it still works) C your stupid behind out of it. You have some nerve to defend a racist redneck. I guess you managed to not notice ….
“Well, listen to the lil’ LYING, “DAZED AND CONFUSED” PUSSY, ENIGMA THE DUMB NIGGAAAAAAAAAAA.
YOU, BEAT ME?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”.
Yes, I know it is nothing more than baffoonish giberish but I guess the children in YOUR house would not be offended by such racist langauge. How dare I use the word “redneck” to discribe that stupid form of PWT who enjoys calling herself a “COON”, that might make the little kiddies cry, like they do when you sneak in their rooms at twelve o’clock at night to spend your “special time” with them, you perv.
Well my little nut hugging, pickle smooching, perverted friend, I give not a frog’s fat behind what you do and don’t like. I don’t care about your wannabe intellectual diatribe that has as much importance in it as a garden gnome taking a dump behind a tree. Nothing good came out of it. Do what you do best and play your part on this site as the no name loser that you and STFU!!
I can’t believe I spent this much time responding to you, ya racist wannabe blowhard, bleeding heart dingbat. I have better things to do, like bending your mom over the bed for our own “special time” together and then rearranging my sock drawer.
put alil love in your heart
😉
READ THE DIATRIBE BELOW FROM THIS ARROGANT, LOUD MOUTH, RACIST TYPICAL BLACK PIECE OF SHIT.
THIS FOUL MOUTHED LITTLE NO LIFE SCUMBAG HAS POST EVERY NIGHT AND DAY FOR AT LEAST 6 MONTHS STRAIGHT UNDER A MULTITUDE OF MONIKERS, AND MANY THREADS ON THIS BLOG, WITH ALWAYS THE SAME ARROGANT, IGNORANT ATTITUDE. THIS IS THE EXACT REASON NO ONE CAN REALLY STAND THESE BLACK PIECE OF SHIT “AFRICAN-AMERICANS.”
THESE WHINY, BULLSHIT OPPORTUNIST, CONSTANTLY CRYING VICTIMIZATION, HAVE SUCCEEDED IN PULLING THE WOOL OVER THE EYES OF ALL THE NON-BLACK RACES OF AMERICA.
IN FACT I HAVE HEARD FROM MANY BLACK IMMIGRANTS (HAITIAN, CARIBBEAN, ETC.), AND EVEN THEY CANNOT STOMACH THEIR RACIST AND JEALOUS ATTITUDES TOWARDS THEM. WHY? THESE IMMIGRANTS ARRIVE HERE AND IN SHORT ORDER OBTAIN JOBS, PURCHASE HOMES, PUT KIDS THROUGH COLLEGE, LIVE IN NEARLY DRUG AND CRIME FREE NEIGHBORHOODS, WHILE THESE “AFRICAN-AMERICANS” CONTINUE TO LIVE IN FILTH, POVERTY, DRUG AND CRIME INFESTED NEIGHBORHOODS.
HOWEVER, AS THEY CRY OVER THEIR HORRIFIC LIVING CONDITIONS HERE, HAVE YOU EVER READ OF ONE CLAMORING TO EMIGRATE, ESPECIALLY TO AFRICA?
THE ONLY RACISM ON THIS BLOG HAS BEEN SHOWN FROM THIS ONE LOSER POS THAT NEVER HAS AN ANSWER TO ANY OF OUR QUESTIONS, OTHER THAN TO SPEW NON-TRUTHS, FILTH, LIES AND ARROGANCE.
LET US SEE IF HE HAS A HINT OF BALLS TO RESPOND TO THIS AND REFUTE ANY OF WHAT I HAVE STATED.
(HINT- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA)
hey, whiteman…great comment!
I’m afraid I’ll have to add something to the last bit, though: ‘is about gone’ for racist fuck-ups like you and the KKK. get over it, suck up or move to…er… 80’s South Africa?
Are you still insisting on calling yourself a coon, eh?
Ya stupid fucking coon texan cracker!
Yo, I got a fucking job today, I so happy I wanna buy some H!
Hi ya STUPID TEXAN “COON” CRACKER!!!!
Once again, I see you missed me, awwwwwwww, now I feel all warm and fuzzy. I would rebute your comments, BUT, I have better things to do with my time, like say…., rearranging my sock drawer. Look dumbass, anybody who argues that Egypt is NOT on the continent of Africa couldn’t possibly have anything intelligent to say to me. And last I checked, that long, anger filled diatribe that you wrote was so racist, it would make Archie Bunker blush. I am not racist, I just keep redneck PWT like yourself in your place, in the trailer park amongst your own kind. Now run along and play my little nut hugging, pickle smooching homo friend, I tire of you.
put alil love in your heart
😉
“Enigma the Coon” and “aka Whitey” are the price you pay for an uncensored comment page. I’m OK with paying that price. I just look at their rants as the packing material between the other comments.
Helpful advice: Don’t try to make sense of the Enigma/Whitey thing. As far as I can tell, the self-described “coon” is a white man, and “Whitey” is a black man. Or maybe it’s the same guy arguing with himself. Or maybe they steal each others names. Anyway, it’s not worth figuring out.
Courtney: I’ve never figured that out . . . why comments about race are less offensive if made by a person of the same race. I agree a lot of people think that way, but why?
Funny post, interesting even. But I do have to beg the liberty to holler out:
“holy fuck!!!!!”
If you wrote something like that about negroes you’d certainly be called a racist, the piece is as least very stereotypical. Besides, it seems you never heard that whites were sold into slavery on the north american continent as well, for example to pay for the ship to the states. They made themselves slaves just to get there. Granted, only for a few years.
What do you think their job was? Boning the missus? Fuck no, they worked the fields!
And since you’re talking about “whites”, not “white us-americans”, I’ll take the liberty of bringing up feudalism in Europe, since I am of european decent. Working the fields for a shack and a little food, being sent to war with or for your landlord, having and being nothing, not being able to “teminate employment” and not being able to just have 15 kids and live off welfare…
Doesn’t that sound real close to slavery?
So I would like to say: Shut the fuck up and get a job, punk!
From one racist to another.
I’m with you in general, but give me specifics. Of course the country is fucked. If by “country” you mean the supremacy of the western european race (to avoid the term “aryans”) in the USA. Of course now that all the others take over, they bring along the same fucking problems they had originally.
It took the destruction of a race to make the usa, it will take the destruction of a race to destroy it. This time it will be us that fade into history.
Thank you, fucking liberal traitors.
By the way, whites pick their own fruit because the enjoy to move around, save a few bucks, spend some time together, seeing it as a healthy, money saving activity for the whole family that gets them the freshest fruit at the best price, while supporting their local community.
I guess that can’t compete with smoking rock and smacking ho’s, of course.
Ya’ll really have so much to teach us.
beathoven’s lesson for the day: it really is possible to enjoy physical work, bro. just cause you earn your keep doesn’t mean you’re less of a man.
Thanks for that point of view BRO, it’s about time YOU PEOPLE stopped smoking rock and smacking sno ho’s, now your able to work off that beer gut you’ve developed over the years.
astute observation beasthoven.+
It is well established that black people like bling. Gold teeth, necklaces, and diamond earrings are just three examples of how black people show their love of bling. So when black people think about getting their bling, they are reminded of envy-inducing images of 50 Cent, Snoop Dogg, rapping for bling, and getting bling for the whole family. This viewpoint comes from the fact that black people have basically never provided anything to society that would get them bling that couldn‘t have been done by a mule and some few monkeys. It‘s not like they were forced to do any engineering.
But as more and more black people escaped to the north, they lost their awareness of not deserving bling. In recent years, the most advanced black people have had no morally decent jobs, stayed in the inner city and opened brothels and small to large crack houses.
However, not all black people have the ability, or the ambition to smack ho‘s or sling dope for bling. Some black people have to get their bling by collecting welfare.
Many of you might be familiar with the process of getting bling, some of it‘s more intense variations are often referred to as „you better bring me my money, bich“ and „filling out a welfare form“. Under these conditions, getting bling is often extremely hard and in order to get large amount of bling, joining a „minority-self-help-group“ (most often the crips, bloods, triads, or ms-18) might be necessary to realize one‘s expectations about their bling output.
When black people aquire bling it‘s known as „i‘ll cut you if you scream, bitch“ or „let‘s go, them fools is away on vacation“. Under these conditions, black people are expecting to spend their lives leisurely with no real expectations from society and then bitch about having to do so. In other words, getting bling is the black equivalent to getting an education and working. It‘s no surprise black people like it, because getting an education and working for a living feels like you‘re doing real work, and other than roughly 400 years in the history of the world‘s oldest race, they never really have.
Of course the easisest way to turn a profit with this information would be to start your own „minority-self-help-organisation”. But that is only looking at the neighborhood. It is well established that all black people hate doing any work whatsoever, under any conditions. So, if you know a black person that is currently actually holding a job that requires any effort whatsoever, you should consider getting them to vacate their affirmative-action-selected ass out of the company and let a qualified white guy spend some time fixing the shit he done fucked up. When they‘re done, they might still go slap some ho‘s, sling some dope, bust some moves, and talk like a stroke victim, pretending to be a black person.
Note: If you encounter a white person doing manual labor they are either too dumb or too lazy to get an education (the same is true for all races). If they are good at doing manual labor, they might be dumb and lazy, and still take pride in what they do, instead of bitching about „the man“.
Leeroy I. Whitman
What do you think you will achieve with your explicitly racist and classist post?
“his viewpoint comes from the fact that black people have basically never provided anything to society that would get them bling that couldn‘t have been done by a mule and some few monkeys. ”
Tea party goers oftentimes complain about the redistribution of wealth; it is being redistributed, but not from the upper classes downward, but from the blue collar tea party goers to the upper classes. Likewise, slavery was also a redistribution of wealth; the wealth created by slaves was redistributed upwards. Slaves also built America’s economy, and without that free labor the mostly Republican Social Register families would not have their fortunes. Additionally, because wealth is inherited one’s social class is typically inherited. Not only does a having very little economic capital handicap the working class, but also having very little cultural capital as well.
Have you ever heard of Frederick Douglas or Olaudah Equiano?
“It is well established that all black people hate doing any work whatsoever, under any conditions.”
Statements beginning with “All” are typically logically weak.
“Note: If you encounter a white person doing manual labor they are either too dumb or too lazy to get an education (the same is true for all races). If they are good at doing manual labor, they might be dumb and lazy, and still take pride in what they do, instead of bitching about ‘the man’. ”
This is a highly ignorant statement that demonstrates your lack of understanding regarding inherited cultural capital. What if someone’s parents were economically challenged enough where they couldn’t send their children to college? Remember, we live in a capitalist society where people are unjustly judged for what they have instead of their moral character. There is absolutely no correlation between one’s wealth and one’s moral (or general, apart from economic) superiority. Not everyone who has inherited their wealth believes in noblesse oblige. Any alleged apparent “superiority” is because of cultural capital. In other words, being reared in an environment that will enable them to succeed in school. They will also take classes on writing essays, SSAT and SAT practice, and interview preparation. The working and sometimes middle class do not have these advantages. Then, they will accumulate cultural and social capital at an elite boarding school like Farmington or Milton.
It is well established that white also people like bling. Gold teeth, necklaces, and diamond earrings are just three examples of how white people show their love of bling. So when white people think about getting their bling, they are reminded of envy-inducing images of Eminem, Vanilla Ice, rapping for bling, and getting bling for the whole family. This viewpoint comes from the fact that white people have basically never provided anything to society that would get them bling that couldn‘t have been done by a mule and some few monkeys either. It‘s not like they were forced to do any engineering unlike blacks who formed the basis of all civilization. Go figure.
But as more and more white people moved to the south, they lost their awareness of not deserving bling. In recent years, the most advanced white people have had no morally decent jobs, stayed in the rural countryside and opened brothels and small to large moonshine houses.
However, not all white people have the ability, or the ambition to smack ho‘s or sling dope for bling. Some white people have to get their bling by collecting welfare.
Many of you might be familiar with the process of getting bling, some of it‘s more intense variations are often referred to as „you better bring me my money, bich“ and „filling out a welfare form“. Under these conditions, getting bling is often extremely hard and in order to get large amount of bling, joining a „non-minority-self-help-group“ might be necessary to realize one‘s expectations about their bling output.
When white people aquire bling it‘s known as „i‘ll cut you if you scream, bitch“ or „let‘s go, them fools is away on vacation“. Under these conditions, white people are expecting to spend their lives leisurely with no real expectations from society and then bitch about having to do so. In other words, getting bling is the white equivalent to getting an education and working. It‘s no surprise white people like it, because getting an education and working for a living feels like you‘re doing real work, and other than roughly 400 years in the history of the world‘s oldest race, they never really have.
Of course the easisest way to turn a profit with this information would be to start your own „non-minority-self-help-organisation”. But that is only looking at the neighborhood. It is well established that all white people hate doing any work whatsoever, under any conditions. So, if you know a white person that is currently actually holding a job that requires any effort whatsoever, you should consider getting them to vacate their non-affirmative-action-selected ass out of the company and let a qualified black guy spend some time fixing the shit he done fucked up. When they‘re done, they might still go slap some ho‘s, sling some dope, bust some moves, and talk like a stroke victim, pretending to be a white person.
Note: If you encounter a white person doing manual labor they are either too dumb or too lazy to get an education (the same is true for all races). If they are good at doing manual labor, they might be dumb and lazy, and still take pride in what they do, instead of bitching about „the black man“.
Topper Blackman
Actually, I took the original post, and just rephrased it, exchanged “white people” with “black people” and replaced the stereotypes used in the original post with some that are just as racist. Black anti-white racism is still racism. I was trying to point that out.
Jay M: Btw, I give you 100 blacky points for being too ignorant to realize I was trying to copy the exact stile and tone of the original post. There are lots of generalizations about “white people” and sentences with “all” in the original. So for not having the brains to realize the similarity of two texts that are only 3 inches apart, I will increase your welfare 20%, you seem to need some additional help.
In my opinion, the original post is racist bullshit, which makes the poster a racist piece of shit. I don’t care which hue of shit he is.
By the way, you repeatedly make the mistake of using “working class” and “negro” interchangably. They aren’t. Working class works, negros used to.
2nd btw: The culture blacks have given us is undeniable and admirable for the time it happened. I don’t remember combustion engines, penicillin, or aircrafts being among them.
So yeah, props to the bro that stopped chucking a spear long enough to figure out it was possible to irrigate a field, I also appreciate the first people that figured out you could use fire to your own purpose and move things much easier if they were rested on some kind of round thing (let’s call it wheel) that was pulled by something strong. Like a bull or a couple buck-minorities.
All I’m saying is: If you dont like my racist bullshit, stop tolerating people that spew their own kind of racist diarreah. But if you tolerate black on white racism, don’t come bitching to me about the Klan, brother.
Oh, btw, Jay M, or as they used to say back in the day: inmate number so and so: cultural capital is just another way of saying: your ancestors worked for it. or made someone else work for it, they were smart and strong enough to do that.
whining about cultural capital simply means your ancestors where either lazy or weak.
Jay M: Btw, I give you 100 whitey points for being too ignorant to realize I was trying to copy the exact stile and tone of the original post. There are lots of generalizations about “black people” and sentences with “all” in the original. So for not having the brains to realize the similarity of two texts that are only 3 inches apart, I will increase your welfare 20%, you seem to need some additional help.
In my opinion, the original post is racist bullshit, which makes the poster a racist piece of shit. I don’t care which hue of shit he is.
By the way, you repeatedly make the mistake of using “working class” and “whites” interchangably. They aren’t. Working class works, whites never had, they were so lazy, they shipped blacks to do the work for them.
2nd btw: The culture whites have given us is undeniable and admirable for the time it happened. I also remember most of them have been improved by non-white minds.
So yeah, props to the dude that crawled his lazy white behind out the cave long enough to figure out it was possible to irrigate a field with the help and know how of the black man, I also appreciate the first people that figured out you could use fire to your own purpose and move things much easier if they were rested on some kind of round thing (let’s call it wheel) that was pulled by something strong. Like a bull or a couple buck- global minorities.
All I’m saying is: If you dont like my racist bullshit, stop tolerating people that spew their own kind of racist diarreah. But if you tolerate white on black racism, don’t come bitching to me about affirmative action, brother.
Wow Leeroy,
You are ignorant beyond your years. Did you have to work on your stupidity level or does it come naturally. You’re arguing that cultural capital came from ancestors working for something, well, how do you figure you are entitled to anything son? Your people were too lazy to work. After the American Indians saved your butts from dying, you used the original slaves of American, PWT to work the fields. But, as history shows, that didn’t work out to well because all they did was drink moonshine and sleep with their sisters. Once the blackman was introduced, the money started to flow. Ironic eh? And to think, with all that you say about the African American, you now have one to call Mr President. Be my guest boy, post all the racist garbage you like, at the end of the day, your precious country is being run by a BLACK MAN who is cleaning up the mess YOUR PEOPLE created.
Why settle for 40 acres and a mule when we can take 50 states and a White House. That’s the homeboy motto, SON. Remember that.
😉
Ooops, looks like I made a little oppsie, how white of me, Jay M, my two previous post were not aimed at you, but I am sure you knew that. The intended party know who they are. LOL
fuck me you ugly son of a bitch, stick out your hot curly weenie.
Look up “Feudalism”, tards. Just cause we taught your ancestors how to read and write kinda similar to humans, doesn’t mean you’re smart.
Top a Blackman: If cultural capital is not the result of centuries of effort, exactly where does the capital come from? I actually did mention that it was a result of working for it or being strong enough to make someone else do the work. Either way, I’d like to see any major african invention from the last 1000 years. Like I said, compared to penicillin, aircrafts, combustion engines. Surprise me. Or go to work, boy.
This board seems to block any post with the n-word. How I hate to say “n-word”. I meant to say N1gg3r
What I was meaning to say: Top a Blackman: I don’t appreciate you calling me SON, n1gg3r.
Where did ya’ll go? Did the probation officer just call?
Hmmmm, let’s see, pencils, and combustion engines compaired to say……… the blue print to MODERN CIVILIZATION. Yep, you really proved me wrong, eh? I left off air crafts because there is discussion as to whether or not air travel was in the motherland a long time ago. You know, those people of color had crazy little pictures on the wall of items that look like the modern hot air balloon. If your computer were a balloon, it would float off to a better place due to the hot air you are yacking.
“If cultural capital is not the result of centuries of effort, exactly where does the capital come from? I actually did mention that it was a result of working for it or being strong enough to make someone else do the work.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you are definitely a superior clown. As you said, you have to WORK, or hide behind a gun. Let’s see here, you float people who were defeated in their homeland by other tribes thousands of miles over sea in dark, cramped underbellys of a boat, then you beat them once they get off the boat and separate them from any of their fellow tribal men. Yes, how brave of you people. How strong. Well, if you want to talk about strength, get a load of your BLACK PRESIDENT. Blacks have come from the slave house to the ultimate White House. Be sure you add that in your propaganda, dumbass.
Actually, Africa is considered the cradle of mankind, not civilzation as such. That is usually associated with mesopotamia, or the middle east. I don’t expect you to get what I’m saying now, if you didn’t get it in high school.
In rough terms: The first time a monkey-like being evolved into something similar to a human is considered to have taken place in Africa.
Still with me? Good, so on we go:
The first higher civilization as we recognize it today, with features like writing, international trade, a social system (not necessarily welfare, rather a a hierarchical structure for a whole, large society, not based on shaking spears and trading seashells), architecture that required a little more thinking that putting one stone you pick up on another you picked up and slinging some cow-shit at the abomination you created, agriculture to support it all and a judicial system is usually associated with the middle east. Bagdhad, for example.
I’m not talking about a tribe of a few dozens people, but tens and hundreds of thousands of people.
Of course I am not discounting the fact that a fraction of a percentage of blacks actually contribute to society in a way we couldn’t have. I would miss basketball, for example. For the most part, though, at best, your people has stayed out of the way of progress, sometimes was forced to help, and without white people you would to this day not know what a damn vaccine or condom is.
By the way: In order to point a gun at one first, you have to be the one to invent it. That means inventing gunpowder, or taking it from the chinese (not africans). Then applying smelting techniques (also not from africa) to metals that you learned to mine and refine (not learned in africa) to make a gun.
Basically, if the inner city had to rely on what it’s inhabiting race/s invented themselves, there wouldn’t be any drive by’s, there’s be a whole lot of “hitting someone on the head with a rock while running real fast”.
I do apologize in the name of my race to your race for giving ya’ll guns. You just weren’t ready.
By the way, asshole, I didn’t say pencils. I say penicillin. That’s not something you write with, monkey, it’s something you use to kill bad things that make massa go sick-sick.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penicillin
Awwww, did the non-white man hurt your whittle feelings BOY? Well SON, you would be happy to know that this site still allows me to call you a STUPID CRACKER. LOL, no need to do any silly spellings SON, I can simply call you a STUPID CRACKER from the comforts of my easy chair. The question is, did your cell block officer call you away from your prison computer, ya stupid CRACKER? GrOW a BRaIn SON.
Well, I might not be able to call a spade a n1gger3r without stupid spelling, but a monkey stays a porch monkey is a yard ape.
You feel big here and despite the kenyan president of the jewnited states: you will still never be anything but a spook, and that means most likely nothing much of anything at all at anything you try. the news is: it’s not cause of the man keeping you down. it’s because a big dick (you know you were going to bring it up, i just beat you to it) is just simply no replacement for brains, money, social graces, and white skin.
so enjoy your perceived superiority on here, shvartzer, this and doing white drug-addict runaways or liberals students is the only time you’ll ever get to feel what i feel every day.
now i’m starting to run out of terms of endearment for my favorite subhuman, so i suppose i will let the coon have his turn. damn spook.
I liked this so much, I will post it again:
Actually, Africa is considered the cradle of mankind, not civilzation as such. That is usually associated with mesopotamia, or the middle east. I don’t expect you to get what I’m saying now, if you didn’t get it in high school.
In rough terms: The first time a monkey-like being evolved into something similar to a human is considered to have taken place in Africa.
Still with me? Good, so on we go:
The first higher civilization as we recognize it today, with features like writing, international trade, a social system (not necessarily welfare, rather a a hierarchical structure for a whole, large society, not based on shaking spears and trading seashells), architecture that required a little more thinking that putting one stone you pick up on another you picked up and slinging some cow-shit at the abomination you created, agriculture to support it all and a judicial system is usually associated with the middle east. Bagdhad, for example.
I’m not talking about a tribe of a few dozens people, but tens and hundreds of thousands of people.
Of course I am not discounting the fact that a fraction of a percentage of blacks actually contribute to society in a way we couldn’t have. I would miss basketball, for example. For the most part, though, at best, your people has stayed out of the way of progress, sometimes was forced to help, and without white people you would to this day not know what a damn vaccine or condom is.
By the way: In order to point a gun at one first, you have to be the one to invent it. That means inventing gunpowder, or taking it from the chinese (not africans). Then applying smelting techniques (also not from africa) to metals that you learned to mine and refine (not learned in africa) to make a gun.
Basically, if the inner city had to rely on what it’s inhabiting race/s invented themselves, there wouldn’t be any drive by’s, there’s be a whole lot of “hitting someone on the head with a rock while running real fast”.
I do apologize in the name of my race to your race for giving ya’ll guns. You just weren’t ready.
As my great-granddaddy used to say:
“Damn, I love my life”
He used to say that right before he whipped your great-granddaddy, boy.
Man we so far ahead of the whites, at the most important job a man will ever have…being a father, we are the best!
Also, I didn’t say brave. I said strong and smart enough. I should have probably added ruthless. Personally, I disagree with slavery. But I disagree with the racist bullshit spouted by blacks on this site just as much. Racism is and stays racism, I dislike racism, and if I gave you coloreds a free card cause you’re darker than me, that would be reverse racism. Either you’re equal or you’re not. And if you go running your mouth with ignorant racist bullshit, I will give you hell with some facts. Disprove them.
Stitching some skins together and lighting a fire doesn’t compare to… let’s say the engineering behind a railroad. Or even a decent irrigation system, in my opinion. You might fly with skins and fire, entirely possible in my imagniation, perhaps with slightly different, but naturally available resources . But ever since that thing called “industrial revolution” happened (which also didn’t happen in Africa, home to the world’s oldest race (hence the one with most time to come up with something cool), there have been tremendous advances in science. Within the last 100-150 years. What have Africa or Africans contributed other than ebola?
Oh, and if you happen to be radical, for example Nation of Islam, I would like to offer this food for thought:
Even the pyramids were not built in sub-saharan Africa, rather in modern-day Egypt. Egyptians are darker than western europeans, but by no means as dark as the “true human race”, right? So even the people behind some of the greatest buildings and culture in all of Africa, were at least mix-breeds with the descendants of the creation of Yakub, right?
As I asked before: What great thing have the Africans, if you like: the dark, black, sub-saharan africans contributed to the world’s human collective in the last 1000 years? Other than picking cotton and collecting welfare.
Black Power, I was going to give you shit (a reflex, sorry) but I have to say if you are serious, and you see yourself that way and you really are a good father (and not just good at making kids) I deeply respect you and wish you all the best. With everything I write here I mean to offend racists of any color, not decent people. I hope you live a happy and long life and let your family feel your love.
As my great-granddaddy said as he pissed on your white great grandaddy’s grave:
“Sorry I put all that buck shot in your white ass. I accidentally pulled the trigger several times. Ya should have known it was comin’ as soon as you picked up the whip. Bitch”
He used to joke about it all the time.
Your grand daddy epitaph read as follows:
Mah cracker pappy was here.
But now he’s gone.
Got buckshot from his ass.
To carry on.
Amen to white jesus.
whatever happened, wow, not bad. I do have to say, over all, your race is starting to catch up to mine. Let’s see:
http://www.amistadamerica.org/content/view/1877/1/
So whites vs blacks is roughly 8.1 million to a couple 10 thousand killed and a couple 10 or 100 thousand raped per year. Now if we follow this though, ya’ll will have to step up the violence. Which will land you in prison. If you outgrow prisons, camps will be built. We’ll contract the Germans, they have experience.
Basically, what I am saying is: Either you face annihilation on the north american continent, or slavery (unlikely, we got robots now), or outbreed us then treat us likewise (the current plan, don’t think we don’t know), heavy losses on both sides and then start all over, or, the most ridiculous thought of all:
We can all accept it was a long fucking time ago, ya’ll have been free a long time, quit whining, start working and learning and behaving as respectfully as any white would be expected to behave that expects to move up in the world. The world doesn’t change cause you’re dark.
As for me, I come from a family that has always worked the fields, not owned them. My family might be white, but most of them are still poor. I don’t hear them whining about the fate of their ancestors all that much.
Get over it.
At the time some white guy owned your great-granddaddy, chances are mine wasn’t whipping him, chances are he was working the same fucking field.. And don’t think black are the only ones that were ever poor or worked physically. I come from 500 years of that shit.
The point being: I come from a European family in several lines and none of those is moneyed. My ancestors where slaves under feudalism, and only free enough to chose their masters in the states. None ever owned slaves, as far as I know.
Even if they did, you could still kiss my ass with your black racism bullshit. I NEVER OWNED A SLAVE, so giving me shit about something that happened 150 years ago, done by people that were as far removed from my ancestors class as they were from your ancestors class can only lead me to say one thing:
shut the fuck up, n1gg3r
Now if you were arguing as a rational person, you might mention that the world over, the ruling top percentage has always existed and the 99% has served them (with few, if any exceptions)… you might rightfully assume we have a common “enemy” (to some extend). Your lineage and mine have most likely more in common (as in all are broke, without land or rights) with mine than with Obame.
But I would rather should you than let you get away with getting a free ticket under the “poor minority” pretense. I am “poor-white”, as I mentioned before, for 500 years. Laborers. Skilled laborers. That’s it. WORKING CLASS FOR 500 FUCKING YEARS. Slavery lasted what, 400?
Shut the fuck up already!
You are demonstrating ignorance (no, that is not an ad-hominem since it is not a groundless character assertion. You, on the other hand, seem to have a penchant for using ad-hominem) of history. I have already mentioned Frederick Douglas; and there was a Roman Emperor who was black.
Instead of playing the race Olympics why not join forces as a common force? The working class is 60% of the population, with the middle class being 25%, upper-middle 13%, and the upper 2%, which can be further divided into the nouveaux riches and those listed in the Social Register (i.e.: Old money.) The working class isn’t only the largest social class; but the working class individual is the physically largest, and the working class is the most diverse social class ranging from the migrant worker to NASCAR fans. All of the bad neighborhoods are also working class, neighborhoods that the middle and higher classes are afraid to traverse, so one can infer that there is already a psychological advantage over the other social classes.
If the working class is united and uses its overwhelming majority as leverage then that is a potential catalyst for needed social change, such as reforming the educational system so that all have an equal education. The schools would be modeled off elite schools like Milton or Exeter here in the US, or Le Rosey over in Switzerland. All people will have then have access to SSAT, SAT, interview, and essay writing preparation. All schools will be required to have strong liberal arts and humanities classes that include, but are not limited to: art, philosophy, and critical thinking.
Never forget that it is the owning classes that ultimately benefit from everyone’s work.
As far as “culture” goes here in America “culture” is more often then not created by those creating market segmentations that never previously existed (e.g.: Emo people are a relatively new market segment.) This artificially created culture is typically inferior to organic culture meant to generate something other than profit. For example, classical and baroque period music has scales that are more diverse, greater harmony, greater complexity, and is more difficult to produce than modern mass-produced “music.” Likewise, modern art and design is typically inferior to the Rococo, Gothic, Classical, Federalist, quattrocento, and other styles of art and architecture. Notice the contrast between Victorian houses and buildings built in the post war period.
About this site being “racist”: It is a satire not meant to be taken seriously.
I thank you for taking the time to grace me with such a lengthy reply, and I write that with no sarcasm. I am afraid, though, I will have to post my response in at least 2 parts, it’s just too much.
First off, I believe people should be judged on their performance, and I believe society should help those that try to find a place in society suitable for them. Most people will never be engineers, they are too stupid. I do believe race can be an indicator of ability, but have mentioned before that the capable must be encouraged regardless of race (not in those words). I do believe in racism. I believe that asians and jews produce people that are on average more intelligent than caucasians, which are in turn more intelligent than africans.
There are studies that seem to prove me right. But let’s not make that the point. I only believe in racism under one condition: That an individuals achievemnts shall be the yardstick by which he is measured.
I don’t care what your color is, I want the most capable people around me. It seems we have agreed on only a few percent ever being the ruling ones. I don’t care about their ethnicity, as long as they are the most capable under the guidlines of the community (LAW).
Even from a biological point I believe that racial purity is inbreeding. The heartiest specimen in biology are usually the mix-breeds.
That being said: There are statistics that clearly justify racism to a certain degree. White girls get raped by blacks all the time, not the other way around (do some google searches, the doj has numbers). Of course you might argue that sisters just don’t call the cops cause of a little rape.
Personally, I am am of strong German descent, and I can tell you that the Nazis had some ideas (very racist, you racist blacks might learn something if you google them), but by now we have reached a very tolerant social-democratic government that has been one of the most stable for 70 years.
— to be continued —
As for the site being racist: I don’t care too much if it’s serious or not, I dig the debate. There are people out there that actually hold beliefs that are very similar to those voiced here, and without joke. So wether this is serious or not, as I said: the debate is what i am here for.
If you can hold your own and act like a decent guy, personally, I think you could be green for all I care.
There’s more than enough white jackasses, I am happy to meet intelligent people no matter what their exterior.
Thanks for writing a whole paragraph about “american culture” but as a half american, having spent years there, I would sum it up as “nonexistant”.
That doesn’t mean cultural achievements dont exist. Just that black got jazz and rock and roll, actually most music they touch (again, not really “blacks”, rather a % or less). White got engineering an coordinating. Yellow got ruling the future. Black got selling dope. Brown got taking back california and texas.
Hence the reason I used ironic quotation marks around “culture” since most American “culture” is an artificially created for-profit construct that is oftentimes superficial and meant for mass consumption. If a product has to appeal to the lowest common denominator then it will have an adverse effect on the larger picture, as entertainment, music, and other arts become gradually less refined, intelligent, and subtle.
“WORKING CLASS FOR 500 F*CKING YEARS”
That is my point, America has pretenses towards being an economically mobile society while in practice one’s social class is inherited. Why do we have fifth generation factory workers in this country if social mobility was the norm? Even the Ludlow massacre and other such events were ways of reinforcing the social structure. I believe that color is used too often as a scapegoat; certain forces promote white guilt and other ideas to divide the majority while ignoring the bigger picture of social class.
The middle class is shrinking because it was too busy defending itself from the working class (in fact, most of the middle class culture revolves around not being like the working class. Such rules like “Never wear a hat indoors” or “Always pass the salt along with the pepper, even when asked for only one” or ” Always use your indoor voice indoors” are meant to distinguish oneself from the working class individual, who didn’t receive the cultural capital to learn these social customs.) While, in fact, the owning classes have been busy pilfering from the middle class and undermining its security.
Jay M, I think one thing that is often overlooked: In society there have always been plenty of unneeded. Every robot replaces a certain number of skilled workers.
When you get to the bottom of it, you have to keep the ignorant masses in line. Used to, breeding them meant soldiers for offensive wars, killing off the lower class while helping the upper class garner an ever bigger share of the worlds resources, and be it through nothing but the military industrial complex. (Or its predecessors)
I believe in a society where the skilled accept the role of leading the unskilled, keeping the helpless masses (that’s what they are to me, similar to cattle) welfare in mind. But it’s up to the masses to control how quickly they multiply.
If every human was to have 4 kids in their lifetime, averagelifetime being a good 75 years in the developed world, you do the math and figure out when we are left with no options but war or genocide.
Can’t go on like that. We need less stupid people. Whatever their color.
Hey dumbass, aka Leeroy Gayman,
You just enjoy proving me correct. I call you a dumbass and this is what you say………..
“Actually, Africa is considered the cradle of mankind, not civilzation as such. That is usually associated with mesopotamia, or the middle east. I don’t expect you to get what I’m saying now, if you didn’t get it in high school.”
Thanks for that little bit of information, I will keep that in mind when I school stupid white albino apes like yourself. hahaha. Looks like you failed elementary geography, Egypt and its wisdom is in AFRICA dumbass. Stop buying internet porn and invest in a globe. Obviously, your lack of geography shows just how stupid a cracker you really are.
Unlike yourself, I have a higher vocabulary than just ‘spook’, therefore, I can come up with a million terms of endearments for you, but for now, I will just stick to DUMBASS.
As they say, you can teach an ass to read, but at the end of the day, it’s still an ASS.
I do admit to using ad-hominem arguments, simply because there actually are statistics that back that argument up. It’s not right to assume every black is a criminal, but statistically it is most likely for white’s to get victimized by blacks. Sounds to me like the Klan was right all along. (Check the doj numbers).
The point is: If I walk a dark road and see a group of brothers heading towards me in baggy pants and running their mouths … I’m gonna assume they might be a threat.
That doesn’t mean that the dude I work with (computers) is any less of a tech cause he’s black. But if you dislike white’s acting like there’s a higher chance of crime from blacks, stop making it more likely. I do realize though, though you, personally, are in no way responsible for all blacks.
To give you the opposite example: I used to live in the states. I am 6’3″ and shaved my head for a decade (that was no political expression. i believe coloreds can understand that a shaved head is pretty damn convenient). It used to happen to me all the time that people would cross the road rather than past me, in the US as well as in Germany, if the road was dark and lonely it happened all frequently.
That doesn’t feel good. They just assumed I was a threat cause I had short hair. On the other hand, chances for a black to get shot or their head kicked in rise significantly around tall white people with shaved heads.
So I get why people were prejudiced towards me, I don’t take it personally, insulting though it was.
You know, calling a German “Kraut” is pretty similar to calling a black “n1gg3r”? I went to an american high school. In the south. In the middle of nowhere, I mean that was a city of 2.500 residents. Any idea how many times I got called “kraut”?
Any idea how many times I heard anyone called “n1gg3r”?
And now guess how many times I was called a kraut by a stupid ass n1gg3r.
The ignorant are ignorant, no matter what color.
Top a Blackman: Had you read everything I posted… you would have seen I actually addressed this.
So please go hump someone elses leg, mongrel.
Or do society a favor and go spend a few minutes finding out what the gas in the stove smells like.
Tard.
Blackman, please take it personal and don’t think I am dissing your whole race, but I think you are a total idiot. Unless you come up with some arguments based on verifiable facts you shall be nonexistant from here on out.
Feel free to read what I posted and respond to it. But please don’t just read one post.
And there’s no affirmative action with me, either your black ass comes up with some arguments, or it can go to hell or pick cotton or rape white girls or whatever your kind of your class does for fun.
Hey Leroy Crackerman,
I am glad to see you embrace your inner PWT roots. So, your ancestors humble history in America were as indentured servants. The group who were too stupid run away and try to blend in with the other white folks. See, non-whites have an excuse for not being able to run and hide, our dark skin. Now, as for you, what’s your excuse DUMBASS. Oh yeah, just incase you developed alil amnesia………
“As for me, I come from a family that has always worked the fields, not owned them. My family might be white, but most of them are still poor. I don’t hear them whining about the fate of their ancestors all that much.”
So, your family picked cotton too for the man, so dumbass, what makes you think you are so superior.
And one more little fun fact I would like to share…….
“Even the pyramids were not built in sub-saharan Africa, rather in modern-day Egypt. Egyptians are darker than western europeans, but by no means as dark as the “true human race”, right? So even the people behind some of the greatest buildings and culture in all of Africa, were at least mix-breeds with the descendants of the creation of Yakub, right?”
With all that was said by YOU, you proved the point that the pyramids were NOT built by Blonde hair, blue eyed people, but instead, people of color on the continent of AFRICA. Hence, that makes them AFRICANS. What the fuck is your point DUMBASS. I love when you prove me right all the time. Keep it simple dumbass.
btw, blackman, you stupid fuckkk1ng n1gg3r:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cradle_of_civilization
Just in case you’re too damn stupid to click a link, which I am just going to assume since you seem to have enjoyed no education whatsoever and are still a loudmouth (actually as most blacks I ever met are):
The cradle of civilization is any of the possible locations for the emergence of civilization. It is usually applied to the Ancient Near Eastern Chalcolithic (Ubaid period, Naqada culture), especially in the Fertile Crescent (Levant and Mesopotamia), but also extended to sites in Armenia[1], Greece and the Persian Plateau, besides other Asian cultures situated along the large river valleys, notably the Indus River in South Asia[2] and the Yellow River in China.[3]
And now, this one I am not even going to associate with your race, but still: Please shut the fuck up when grown-ups are talking, you stupid, uneducated, worth- und useless piece of shiat.
Btw, english isn’t even my first language. I can tell you the same thing 1:1 in german, and close to it in a few other languages. So just do us all a favor and stop embarrassing yourself, jackass.
I do some french and spanish as well, if you prefer.
Hey Boy, aka whitegirl,
Why do I have to go rape a white woman, I am fucking your mom already. DUH!!!
Me thinks your white ass is getting hurt feelings. Are you upset that I keep using YOUR words to make you look like the dumbass that you are? Answer me BOY!!! You can call me a motherfucker son, I am fucking your mom. LOL. You should have heard her last night, she yelled “I’m black and I’m proud!!!”
Blackman: You may have noticed that NOWHERE does it say AFRICA. Besides, non-sub-saharan africans… do they really look like brothers to you? like egyptians look like OJ or 50 or whatever punks ya’ll blacks worship right now. bullshit. the darker they get, the dumber they are.
Top a Blackman, actually I started posting here in response to the dumbass racist original post. I have a problem with racists, even if they happen to be n1gg3rs.
So up yours.
I don’t see a coherent train of thought reflecting anything I posted, so of course I do what intelligent people always do: let you think you’re right and wait for a chance to watch you end yourself.
Since this is net, that will never happen, but I like the thought of your black ass turning blue (as if anyone could see that) from too much of the good stuff.
Well, as I said before: read all my posts or stop bugging me. A loud mouth does not equal a big brain.
Btw, if you feel like backing up your loud mouth, try getting your black ass through airport security. We meet in Berlin.
Hey Whitegirl,
Guess what, who cares. hahaha!!!! Good, since you NOW want to say the cradle of civilization is in Asia, that means one thing, Europe must be the home of all DUMBASSES. Egypt is in Africa…NOT WHITE, Oriental people are from Asia…. NOT WHITE. So dumbass, what’s your point? You don’t have one. You are just a broke, bitter, dumbass piece of poor white trash who is mad that a black teenager is your boss at McDonalds. You do realize that you are making white people look bad. But then again, we are talking about YOU.
Why do I want to go to Berlin, especially to see your dumbass. You are a racist dumbass who thinks people are too stupid to realize it. But, I enjoy reminding you of that fact every chance I get. LOL
Actually, the location described is pretty much the middle east / mediterranean area. So neither asians, nor blacks. You made an ass out of yourself even though I sent you a link that provided you the chance to educate yourself.
Typical. Don’t wanna know or learn anything, but run your mouth.
Btw, I have stated clearly, several times, that I believe racism is stupid. It’s just that I believe that on average black are even more stupid. From a biological point of view, some mixing would most likely be benefitial.
Anyway, as I said, I would be happy to meet you in Germany, anytime.
In the meantime: Please do try to limit the embarrassment you bring to your people.
What state are you in, blackman? I would love to meet you.
I was walking through the woods the other day and I saw a bald guy with tattoos wearing denim shorts walking a dog. I admit that I have had prejudices in that situation and walked faster. He didn’t turn out to be a threat, but it goes without saying that we all have our prejudices of which we aren’t proud.
As far as having too many children is concerned I believe on the one hand that we should have a one child policy to assuage the overpopulation problem. On the other hand, such a law would infringe upon individual rights and would ultimately need to be backed by government force.
jay m, good to see your post, glad you’re still here. do you by any chance use skype? i use a temporary email adress on here, but i will be checking my mails on there for a few more minutes. perhaps you would like to stay in touch as well?
“Leeroy I. Whitman on May 21, 2010 at 3:00 pm
What state are you in, blackman? I would love to meet you.”
Is that how you pick up little boys on the internet pervert. I am not interested. I am a grown man who enjoys shoving my foot up the ass of stupid crackers like yourself.
I’m done feeding the trolls. Do very much enjoy the conversation with jay m.
I’m glad you are enjoying sucking on JayM’s nuts, LOL. Since you are finished feeding your wife dinner, now you can get the fuck off the computer. LOL,
Jay M: Did you say there was a BLACK Roman emperor? I’d like to know who that was. If there was a black emperor I am sure it was in the Eastern Empire (Constantinople) and after the fall of Rome.
The Whitman/Blackman battle wasn’t too bad. I’d give the edge to Whitman because I’m not sure Blackman actually came up with any significant contributions to civilization that came out of sub-Sahara Africa. And, Blackman, unless you have specifics, I’d prefer not to argue with you about it.
At least you knew who was the white guy and who was the black guy, unlike the Enigma the Coon vs. AKA Whitey fiasco.
If anyone on this blog would care to see what I was talking about concerning this lazy ass, arrogant, whining, ignorant coon, please read the past several pages of this thread.
“Topper Blackman” AKA ENIGMA, LLL, and dozens more, has used the exact same tactics here against Leeroy as against me.
Once he runs out of “facts” he simply invents them, and when that fails, the juvenile insults commence. His m.o. never varies.
I also challenged him to produce evidence of black contributions to civilization, his response, the same as here.
That Egypt is on the African continent, therefore black, therefore the cradle of civilization, and so on. That you produce evidence to the contrary is of no problem for ENEMA, he will just commence to twisting, lying, or his infamous copycat posts.
This LOSER has been posting NON STOP DAY AND NIGHT, for the entire 6 months I have known of it. Apparently he has no other life than to scour every thread to free his PARANOID DELUSIONAL mind of any racism against blacks. That he is one himself, is of no consequence to him.
DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME, HE HAS NO BASIS TO WORK FROM, AND IS A NOTHING, INFERIORITY COMPLEXED, PARANOID LIAR.
P.S.
PATRICK, YOU GIVE THE “EDGE” TO WHITMAN?
TELL ME ANY “FACT” BY TOPPER THAT CAN BE SUBSTANTIATED.
You stupid texan “coon” cracker,
I only have one thing to say to you, fu…fu….fu….FUCK YOU!!! LOL
What’s the matter with you Mr Whiteman, you mad that I always shut down you and your ilks bullshit. hahaha. You love saying I produce no evidence of anything I say, but the fact of the matter is, I do. I just take what you say, and then I show how big an ass and how much full of shit you really are. Why should I bother wasting my knowledge on a turd like yourself? So, if you don’t like what I do, go fuck yourself.
Ps dumbass,
I am very flattered that you think so many people are me, but guess what, you are wrong. hahaha, but, if they are pissing you off, I will be more than happy to take credit for it BOY.
put alil love in your heart
😉
The ‘black’ roman emperor that is being talked about is Septimus Severus (11 April 145 – 4 February 211). His mother was of Roman ancestry and his father was of modern day Libyan (North African) ancestry.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Septimius_Severus
Unlike today, from ancient times until the 15th century AD there were no racial categories. People were looked upon by their nationalities, or cultural background. Skin color was just an artificial identification feature that carried no meaningful information except to describe a person’s physical features.
Race and racism is wholly developed by white people, starting in Europe in the 15th century. They spread this concept of ‘race’ into the western hemisphere during the so-called ‘age of discovery’.
The only reason that there is ‘racism’ is because the white people who began this concept had to justify their wicked treatment of non-whites while they profited from the labour from these non-whites.
People like ‘enigma the coon’ and paulie and greg others who think there is no racism are the sorry legacy of this white concept of ‘race’.
“One thing I know, and that is there’s no middle ground for us (people of colour in the US). Power concedes nothing without a demand; never did and it never will.
Find out first what any people would quietly submit to, and you would have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them. And these will continue until they are resisted with either words, or blows, or with both.”
–Frederick Douglass
Righteous: Thanks for the info on Septimus Severus. I don’t think most people would consider North African to be “black”.
I guess you put the vast majority of the blame for the all the evil in the world, both past and present, at the feet of the white race. Well, I guess you are forgetting that slavery has been practiced by all races against other races and people of their own race (from different tribes, countries, etc.). I don’t think it matters much to the slave WHY he is a slave, do you? In general it seems that whites who owned slaves treated their slaves better than slaveholders of other races.
In general, the white race seems to show more humanity towards people of other races . . . ask the whites who were forced to undergo the Batan death march at the hands of the Japanesse. Our sense of humanity probably comes from our intellect and long history of contribution to the arts and sciences.
You make come back with the shameful history of white colonialism in South America. True. But it was OTHER WHITES who saw the error of their ways and fought for independence for SA nations. The native people did not do it for themselves.
Also, it was WHITES who ended slavery in the USA. Etc. Etc.
Only an arrogant, ignorant white person who does not know history would make such a foolish ‘modern day attitude statement’ such as what Patrick’s:
and I quote, “….Righteous: Thanks for the info on Septimus Severus. I don’t think most people would consider North African to be “black”….”
If you would study the ancient times history, the people who occupied the Mediterranean Sea area ALWAYS identified people of color as from the continent of AFRICA. Unlike today, where a white south african who obtains citizenship here in the US could rightfully call themselves African American, in the ancient times, europeans (such as greeks, macedonians, etc) were fair skinned people and identified as so…for the sake of physical identification. Thus when someone in ancient times identified you as having Libyan (North African) ancestry, and the person is your father, you can rest assured that they are a person of color (think Obama with his white Kansan mother but Kenyan father).
The problem with you Patrick is that you are one of those whites who are trapped in the mindset of associating skin color with characteristics that has nothing to do with skin color (typical of white people these days).
Why is it so difficult for you to accept that the Romans had an emperor who was not pale skinned? I will tell you why. Because you that word ‘race’ on your brain. In your head, it is hard for you to comprehend that a person of color could be leader of an ancient European empire, (Silly white man you are. Anything is possible. Doesn’t the US have a leader who is not identified as white?).
Your mindset in thought is the definition of racism:
Racism- a doctrine or teaching, without scientific support, that claims to find racial differences in character, intelligence, etc., THAT ASSERTS THE SUPERIORITY OF ONE RACE OVER ANOTHER, AND SEEKS TO MAINTAIN THE SUPPOSED PURITY OF A RACE.
Racism is not a people. Racism is a MINDSET within certain people (whether they be black, white or otherwise). If you are not a person who believes in a doctrine or teaching, without scientific support, that claims to find racial differences in character, intelligence, etc., THAT ASSERTS THE SUPERIORITY OF ONE RACE OVER ANOTHER, AND SEEKS TO MAINTAIN THE SUPPOSED PURITY OF A RACE, then you should shut the fuck up because this is not aimed at you.
If you are a believer in racism, then I everything I am saying is aimed at you.
Free your mind and your ass will follow.
Righteous, actually I have two issues with what you’re saying: First, not all of the mediterranean was always considered black, I am fairly sure Spain, France, Monaco, Italy, Malta, Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Montenegro, Albania, Greece and Turkey sees that differently. Those are countries bordering the mediterranean sea.
Secondly, if you were actually just looking for scientific evidence: Go give some IQ tests to the African people that are actually in Africa. Of course that would completely discount the fact that there’s a severe lack of education, hence the IQ would, for the fractions of Africans that can actually read and write fluently, still be comparable to a chimpanzee.
“Scientific evidence” might lead you to think that blacks are stupid (not as much as when you meet some African-Americans in person, though), but you would completely ignore the question of their potential.
Besides, I am sure it’s not too hard to comprehend that when whatshisname said that north africa wasn’t usually considered black, he meant the sub-saharan-kinda black. If you can’t tell the difference between a Nigerian and an Egyptian, you have to be blind.
That being said: People need to prove themselves as individuals. There’s a bunch of stupid n1gg3rs out there. There’s also a bunch of stupid rednecks and other whites. What matters to me is the person I am dealing with. If you’re an ignorant bastard, don’t come whining to me about “the man” or how whites just won’t give you a chance.
As I said in a previous post, I come from a family of 500 years of serfdom under feudalism in europe, and poor ass exploited whites in the states. I don’t see any affirmative action for them. I don’t see why anyone should get it because their skin is dark.
Get to work and prove yourself or shut the fuck up, is my opinion, no matter your color.
And I posed this question before as well, I will post it again, a challenge to anyone out there: Name one damn accomplishment the African continent has contributed to humanity in the last 1000 years that is of a similar, world-changing gravity as a combustion engine, penicillin, or space crafts (hell, I’ll even settle for a regular old propeller-driven airplane).
I am only posting this cause you, in my opinion, just got whatshisname totally wrong, then went off on several paragraphs of white-bashing. I just can’t stand stupid racists.
Quote: “The problem with you Patrick is that you are one of those whites who are trapped in the mindset of associating skin color with characteristics that has nothing to do with skin color (typical of white people these days). ”
Actually, most people have that mindset. They associate the color of your skin with historic and current achievements of other people that look similar. It’s not the asians, white’s, and jew’s fault that dunking a basketball and raping white girls doesn’t compare to .. well, inventing, creating, and distributing vaccines, for example.
Africa get’s aids cause they fuck anything that doesn’t run fast enough, without a rubber (which they haven’t yet invented), and even though they are our oldest most common denominator (means they had the most time to come up with cool shit of all human races), they still seem unable to grasp that there are diseases and ways to try and not catch them, and then treat effectively if you do.
Another important concept: Don’t breed what you can’t feed.
Anyone that isn’t able to grasp those concepts of preventing disease and not making kids you can’t take care off, in my personal opinion, should fucking die.
Don’t make kids and contract AIDS and then blame whitey.
A side note: I also believe the more advanced races should stop exploiting the less advanced. Kongo shouldn’t be bound by contracts from the colonial era, for example. Give the poor bastards a fighting chance! If they make nothing of the chance, just kill them and take their land. It worked with the indians.
And actually, the question “how the fuck did the romans end up with a negro as their leader” doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with mindset or racism.
It may very well be rooted in geography.
How did an African end up leading a European empire centuries ago? He had to have gotten there in the first place and then somehow gotten to power. It’s an interesting thought, and apparently happened. It takes a total fuckwad to see racism in every single thing people say.
Go fuck yourself, dumbass.
Righteous: You sound just like the black “intelligensia”: a lot of words that add up to nothing. Your comments that the white race invented racism are bordering on the absurd. I actually agree with you that race is a state of mind . . but only partially. Race can be identified and there are certainly racial characterists that are visible. To deny that is to stick your head in the sand. It is also very obvious that North Africans (Egyptians, Libyans, Moroccans) are much different from sub-Saharan Africans (Kenya, Nigeria, etc). Obviously you are going to claim that every person who is not 100% White European stock is a person of “color” and, by extension, “black”. That is ridiculous. Your anti-White bias is really extreme. Please tell me you are not really educator. I fear for your students . .
And, Leeroy: you know that you are never going to get an answer to he question about what contribution to humanity came from sub-Saharan Africa, right? Obviously, the answer is nothing. The only thing you’ll get from “Righteous” and others is anti-White rhetoric. No accomplishments; just excuses.
Another ignorant white man talking about race and applying his ignorance to ancient history. Whitman, either you are illiterate or you are stupid (I believe that you are both).
Did I not write that during ANCIENT times, the concept of RACE, as you and some of your other ignorant white male opinionated friends understand it, did not apply?
And here you are, exhibiting your stupidity on history by stating the following:
“First, not all of the mediterranean was always considered black, I am fairly sure Spain, France, Monaco, Italy, Malta, Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Montenegro, Albania, Greece and Turkey sees that differently. Those are countries bordering the mediterranean sea.”
You fool. All of these countries that you mentioned were NOT in existence (with the names you state) during the times of Septimus Severus.
Leave it to ignorant white men to judge the color of a person’s skin as more than what it is: just skin color, and nothing else.
I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain.
-James Baldwin
It seems that for bigoted whites, the pain of not being the alpha dogs in the world is forcing them to exhibit their racism in full force. When the hate subsides, they will have to face the world with great pain because now there are women and people of color in areas of power that were previously occupied by the white man.
Deal with it.
What did I tell you two white folk in my post?
I stated plainly that EVERY argument you have scoured in pages and pages of rants, I HAVE ARGUED WITH THIS IGNORANT COON FOR OVER 6 MONTHS TO NO AVAIL.
IN FACT, MY FIRST QUESTION TO HIM WAS EXACTLY WHAT WAS ASKED BELOW, LIST ANY ACCOMPLISHMENTS OR CONTRIBUTIONS BY BLACKS TO CIVILIZATION.
I AM STILL WAITING.
I WENT OVER THE AIDS QUESTION, THAT BLACKS WERE SLAVE MASTERS AS WELL IN ADDITION TO SELLING OUT THEIR OWN, SLAVERY IS OUTLAWED IN WHITE NATIONS, YET STILL ACCEPTABLE IN BLACK, THEY WERE EMANCIPATED 150 YEARS AGO YET CONTINUE TO WHINE RACISM, THEY HAD EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO EMIGRATE FROM “RACIST” AMERICA, YET STAYED NOR HAVE I EVER HEARD AN “AFRICAN-AMERICAN” CLAMORING TO RETURN THERE.
THIS ASSHOLE IS A REVERSE RACIST NIGGAAAAAAAA THAT WILL NEVER ADMIT THAT IF NOT FOR THE WHITE MAN, HE WOULD STILL BE RESIDING IN A MUD HUT CHOMPING DOWN ON ONE HIS NEGRO ENEMIES FOR DINNER.
SO KEEP DEBATING THIS IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT SINCE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT PUTS A THRILL UP AND DOWN HIS SPINELESS BACK. HE HAS NO OTHER LIFE, SO YOU’RE DOING HIM A FAVOR.
OR DO AS I DO, ATTACK HIM, RIDICULE HIM, PARODY HIM, WHATEVER.
WAKE UP.
Umm, The Egyptian empire is one pretty big contribution, one that influenced the ancient Greeks. There were also many other functioning civilizations across Africa which functioned perfectly well without any white influence. Having a different type of civilization doesn’t account to being a useless civilization. Africans have contributed much art, writing and music to the world, as well as great scholarship. In the African golden age the University of Timbuktu housed many African scholars including one of the greatest judges in history. Slavery may be over but if you took one good look in the mirror you might see why racism is still claimed, not whined, today. Centuries of slavery, the purposeful denial of education and generational wealth may have something to do with a feeling of marginalization. How about the denial of voting rights, ridiculous literacy tests only distributed to blacks. countless lynchings and other abuses? Oh I’m sure you have excuses for that too. Quite frankly I don’t want blacks to have to emigrate just because there is fault in our system and our government has yet to make amends for an almost 400 year holocaust. If you think you’ve earned everything you’ve got from hard work than you’re either blind or stupid. I’m sure that you have some hateful rhetoric to spew at the educated too. Embracing your ignorance doesn’t mean you are righteous.
I give up, there’s only one solution:
Oh my god, I am so white it makes me sick !! Not only do I get into nearly everything on this list, I have also mastered a number of cross variations, such as doing Yoga in Japan, buying sushi at a farmers market, wearing t-shirts from San Francisco with obscure Japanese monster designs on them while smoking Humboldt county pot and typing on an Apple MacBook pro running the latest version of Snow Leopard bought in San Francisco while eating breakfast at Tartine.
Thats owesome.
Really good post….!
Great stuff…!
Good story.
Really Good one.
Contributions from the black man, is that what you want. How about Rap music, now you try to steal it, ever hear of the blues, the only true form of American music. What is white peoples claim to fame, living off the the labor of others? How about that brother that performed the first successful heart operation.
“You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.” – Ayn Rand
What’s the reality? It is white males who think that skin colour represents inferiority in all areas.
What’s the consequences? It is that white males, especially in the United States, are angry and bitter that their ‘Mad Men’ world has been turned upside down. Women and people of colour have changed this forever in the 21st century (the US president, the leader of the House Majority in Congress, soon to be three women on the supreme court, Head of the US dept. of Justice, etc, etc, etc0.
Stop whining and complaining like little bitches, deal with it, get over it, and join this new world order and help to make this world a better place for ALL OF US.
I a country that allegedly doesn’t have a class system why are there words such as “uppity” “trailer ‘trash'” and the value of one college over the other? Why does nobody care that imbeciles who purchased their way into Harvard try to pass themselves off as better than everyone else just because they have inherited money, but an intelligent individual with a knack for learning and intellectual rigor at the Extension School offends people who go to Harvard College by saying “They go to Harvard?” The Extension School is still officially Harvard; many would say “They imply they go to HC when they say ‘they go to Harvard.'” However, what the HC individual is really doing is reinforcing the social system, as if to make it a point that individual is not in the same social class. Harvard its share of pretentious Social Register snobs who think they are better than other people just because their great grandfather was a Robber Baron, and feel entitled to power positions. These are the people whom of which need to be replaced to create a more fair system.
Who would want to be upper class anyway? The energy expended into keeping out the nouveaux riches, parvenu, and poseurs does not sound that fun. People complain that the “New money” has taken over Greenwich CT, Newport RI, and the Vineyard and Nantucket as well. There are still neighborhood associations that are successful in keeping out those who made their own money, however.
“What’s the reality?”
Objective reality, that is, the collective of events that have actually occurred. Objective reality should be the standard of which everyone makes decisions. People incorrectly use the bible or themselves as a standard, but this is incorrect and irrational because reason backed by reality (i.e. the laws of nature) minimizes sophistry.
Hey BBB,
Bluegrass proceeds the blues, and that stuff is lilly white.
I’m Baaaaack!!! Actually I never left, BUT, since everybody keeps using my trusty ol name, I guess I would give ya something to think about. I have hand an epifany, I figured out that there is nothing worse than a ‘cracker scorned’!!! LOL!!!!!
Let’s take a stroll down memory lane for a second.
“Enigma the Coon on May 22, 2010 at 6:20 pm
What did I tell you two white folk in my post?
I stated plainly that EVERY argument you have scoured in pages and pages of rants, I HAVE ARGUED WITH THIS IGNORANT COON FOR OVER 6 MONTHS TO NO AVAIL.
IN FACT, MY FIRST QUESTION TO HIM WAS EXACTLY WHAT WAS ASKED BELOW, LIST ANY ACCOMPLISHMENTS OR CONTRIBUTIONS BY BLACKS TO CIVILIZATION.
I AM STILL WAITING. ”
Yes, I am the man who has given the former cracker “xxxxxxAKA Whitey” so much grief, and yes, I enjoy every minute of it. But there is a dirty little secret about your buddy “whitey”, He claims to have argued with me for 6 months, BUT, yet if you scroll back thru all the pages beyond the 6 months that he claims, you will see something funny. Except for a one or two day moment of fun, I have not been using my name “Enigma”, to those who are slow, I was the “Stupid Texan Cracker Hunter” and I am now “xxxxxxAKA Whitey”. I acquired that name by beating the dog shit out of his stupid ass. The truth is, I have been battling his stupid ass since ’08, she is also known as ‘Brutally disHonest’, or more approprietely, ‘Brutally Buttfucked’!!!!
Yes, I have been shoving my nutts in his mouth for over a YEAR. And guess what, I will be shoving my sack down his throat forever more. My sack will be in him mouth so much, he is going to think he is sucking on a jumbo sized Hershy Kiss. As for his lil nut hugging friends, Patrick the dumbass, Leeroy Is Gay, and the other rednecks on this site, I will have to reintroduce to you what your buddy “Enigma the Coon”, knows so well. It’s called “Enigma Nutts Gone Wild”. So, once the “Cleveland Show” goes off, my nutts shall start a-swingin.
put alil love in your heart
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Take your sick Crap somewhere else. You must of been abused as a child. You should probably be registered, if you are not already institutionalized.
Sorry obviously the comment below was pointed at:
Enigma the Cracker Ass Kicker
Rap, a contribution?? I don’t think so!
did you see this wtf
Don’t all white people love Lost? Or nerdy pseudo scientific complicated TV shows?
If you want to get a good glimpse of what America will look like if President Obama continues to push his “change” agenda, take a close look at Chicago. But brace yourself: it is not a pretty picture.
Chicago, as we all know, is Mr. Obama’s home and the place where he served as a community organizer, a state legislator, and a US Senator. Obama championed a variety of jobs creation programs, advanced ideas to reduce crime, and sought earmarks totaling some $800 million dollars to boost the Chicago economy. By all accounts, he was energetic, determined, and successful pushing these programs.
But while many, including Obama, have focused almost exclusively on Mr. Obama’s noble intentions, few have focused on the results. Which of Obama’s efforts in Chicago delivered the promised benefits? None.
Chicago is a city in crisis. Crime rates have surged despite the many, Obama-led, community-building efforts. The number of Americans murdered in Chicago this year is about the same number of troops killed in Iraq and Afghanistan over the past year. Two State Senators have argued that Chicago’s crime problem is too big for locals to solve and have called for deployment of the National Guard.
Nor is crime the only problem in the windy city. Unemployment is at11.2%, 1.3 points above the national average. Worse yet, minorities are particularly hit by a failing Chicago economy that continues to shed jobs as the unemployment rates among minorities top 20%.
Alas, the index of misery in Chicago earned the city the distinction as the third most miserable city in America, as high taxes cripple job growth, innovation, and entrepreneurialism.
None of Mr. Obama’s efforts as a community organizer, state legislator or U.S. Senator did anything to reduce Chicago’s misery index. It’s possible that the opposite may be true. Remember: as a U.S. Senator, Mr. Obama averaged nearly $286.9 million per year in earmark requests, which he justified as ways to promote job growth, reduce crime, and improve schools. Yet, Chicago’s misery worsened.
Is it possible that Mr. Obama made Chicago’s problems worse by championing a philosophy of greater federal support, avoidance of self-sufficiency and personal responsibility? Was the nearly $1 billion of Obama earmarks spent, not on investments that might have helped spark economic activity, but instead directed to dubious causes aimed at rewarding key supporters such as the Unions? Did Obama help choke off economic vitality and entrepreneurialism by acquiescing to high taxes and growing regulatory burdens?
I think so.
Mr. Obama did not set Chicago on a path of ruin single-handedly. He had lots of help. Senator Dick Durbin, Democrat Party Whip, White House Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel. Valerie Jarrett and other Chicagoans occupy key positions in the Which House. Like Obama, Durbin and Emanuel have, for years, directed funding, both directly and indirectly to Illinois and to Chicago for assistance, entitlement programs, pork projects and perks. And yet, the problems in Chicago only grew.
Here is the scary part: now they are in Washington, working hard to duplicate on a national scale the failures they achieved in Chicago.
None of the powerful Chicago politicians now in Washington have practical experience creating jobs. All of them have a mistaken belief that the federal government can generate job growth by turning the spigot of taxpayer money in the intended direction. They also believe that ever larger and more intrusive government and regulatory regimes added to every level of American life are a prescription for economic growth. This same, failed philosophy that guided their actions in Chicago now guides their efforts in Washington.
Obama’s Chicago experiment has been a dismal failure.
Why should Americans trust Obama and allow him to experiment with the future of the country and our children? Obama’s vision is wrong. His favored solutions do not work, and Obama’s path only leads to greater misery. Americans deserve better, and so does Chicago.
If Team Obama wanted to find out why their earlier programs failed and led to an exodus of jobs, they could talk to companies that have relocated to more business friendly states such as Texas. In Texas, Team Obama would find a lower tax rate, a healthy climate for entrepreneurial growth, and pro-growth policies that encourage innovation and new investment.
Team Obama might even want to take a trip and talk to the guy that first put Texas on the path of long-term growth, fiscal solvency, and enhanced competitiveness. The roads to Crawford are well marked, so he should not be hard to find.
Are you still insisting on calling yourself a coon, eh?
Ya stupid fucking coon texan cracker!!!!
Enigma the Cracker Ass Kicker on May 23, 2010 at 4:33 pm
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW……..
WHATSAMATTA LIL’ COON, GOT YOUR TAIL IN A RUFFLE?
HAD YOUR LIL’ LYING, TWISTING, ARROGANT, RACIST, SMELLY, FILTY ASS HANDED TO YOU BY A BUNCH OF WHITE FOLK?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT.
I HAVE TOLD YOU REPEATEDLY, I AM NOT THOSE OTHER PEOPLE YOU HAVE LISTED, I ARRIVED HERE SIX MONTHS AGO.
OH, AND THANKS FOR TELLING ME, I WAS NOT AWARE YOU HAVE BEEN ON THIS TREAD SINCE~~~’08!!!!!!!!!!~~~
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YOU’RE A BIGGER FUCKIN’ LOSER THAN I THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!
2 YEARS OF POSTING, NIGHT AND DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW, AREAL WINNER AND LADIES MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YEAH ASSWIPE, YOU WON, IN THE LOSER CATEGORY!!!
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TOLD EVERYONE YOU’RE A MAJOR LOSER, LIAR AND TWISTER OF THE FACTS.
ENEMA WON.
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KEEP GOING, I’M ALWAYS AROUND TO SHOVE THOSE SMELLY APE NUTTS DOWN YOUR OWN MANDINGO SUCKING THROAT…………………………………………………………………….
YOU FUCKIN’ PIECE OF SHIT LOSER
Tsk Tsk Tsk… on May 24, 2010 at 8:17 am
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AND THERE HE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GLUED TO HIS MAMMY’S PUTER 24 HRS. A DAY.
THE PARANOID “LOOKIN FOR RACISM IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES.”
HEY ENEMA, YOUR OBAMMY MAMMY REALLY DOIN’ A GOOD JOB!!
STAY THERE ENEMA, DONT MOVE, I’LL BE KICKIN’ YOUR ASS ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH, WRIGHT.
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WHAT A FUCKIN’ LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you still insisting on calling yourself a coon, eh?
shut the fuck up, Ya stupid fucking coon texan cracker!
How is the United States doing? Ha ha the bigger they are the harder they fall.
You have some inferiority complex with a moniker like that.
Hysterical – laughing out loud! Though in response to the note about no white people capable of manual labor: I guess you haven’t been to rural Tennessee. High poverty, mostly white. But then, it is kind of like it’s perpetually 1932 here (Knox County area / Appalachian Mountains. And then, of course, there’s Eastern Europe.
Thanks for the laugh!
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AND THERE HE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GLUED TO HIS MAMMY’S PUTER 24 HRS. A DAY.
THE PARANOID “LOOKIN FOR RACISM IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES.”
HEY YA STUPID TEXAN CRACKER COON, YOUR PALIN MAMMY REALLY DOIN’ A GOOD JOB!!
STAY THERE COON, DONT MOVE, I’LL BE KICKIN’ YOUR ASS ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH, WRIGHT.
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WHAT A FUCKIN’ LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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South Korea, North Korea, Israel and Iran
By Caroline Glick
CarolineGlick.com
On Thursday the South Korean government did something important. It told the truth about North Korean aggression. On March 26, a North Korean submarine attacked a South Korean naval corvette with a torpedo. Forty-six South Korean sailors were killed in the unprovoked attack. And on May 20, the South Koreans ended all ambiguity about the nature of the attack and placed the blame where it belongs.
In its write-up of South Korea’s statement, The Los Angeles Times assessed that South Korea’s acknowledgment of North Korea’s murderous aggression will return the region to the days of the Cold War. The paper quoted Prof. Kim Keun-sik from Kyungnam University outside Seoul claiming that in the period to come, North Korea and China will face off against South Korea and the US.
Sadly for South Korea, while China can be depended upon to block the passage of effective sanctions against North Korea in the UN Security Council and to take any other necessary action to protect the North Korean regime, South Korea cannot expect the US to take action to rein in North Korean aggression. For while the South Korean government acknowledged reality on Thursday morning, the US under President Barack Obama remains in reality denial mode.
It is true that on Thursday Obama released a statement saying that the “act of aggression is one more instance of North Korea’s unacceptable behavior and defiance of international law.” And it is true that the international media is pointing to the White House announcement as an indication that the US will stand with South Korea.
But the Obama administration’s relations with China on the one hand, and its emasculation of the US Navy on the other demonstrate that the US will not defend South Korea against North Korean aggression. The administration’s actions in the days leading up to South Korean President Lee Myung-bak announcement make this clear.
Lee reportedly told Obama on Tuesday that his government’s investigation of the attack proved beyond a shred of doubt that North Korea had attacked the ship. Wednesday the State Department announced that next week Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will be making a weeklong visit to Asia. Clinton’s trip includes one day in Japan, one day in South Korea and five days in China. Clinton’s trip to China will center on advancing the US’s aim of ensuring that China continues to finance the US’s national debt. Given the US’s priorities, it is impossible to imagine the White House taking any forthright action against Pyongyang.
In a related matter, the Obama administration spent the better part of the week congratulating itself for convincing China and Russia to back another sanctions resolution against North Korea’s ally Iran. In what the administration is presenting as a great diplomatic victory, Beijing and Moscow agreed to back a sanctions resolution against Iran in the UN Security Council for its refusal to end its illicit uranium enrichment.
Unfortunately, Obama’s great achievement will have no impact on Iran. If they are even passed the sanctions outlined in the draft resolution include little in the way of binding provisions. If they are passed, they will have a negligible impact on Iran’s economy and no impact on its nuclear weapons program.
Moreover, Brazil’s and Turkey’s deal to enrich uranium for Iran wrecks any chance that the US will gain its sought-for unanimity in the Security Council against Iran. Even if the sanctions resolution passes, it will be Pyrrhic victory for the US which will have destroyed its credibility as a negotiator with its allies and its enemies alike.
Beyond all that, Thursday we learned that as a payoff for China’s support for its toothless sanctions resolution, the Obama administration has made a deal that enables nuclear proliferation. According to the Washington Post, in exchange for China’s support for the resolution, the Obama administration has turned a blind eye to Beijing’s continued nuclear proliferation activities to Pakistan.
Pakistan has been a major source of nuclear and ballistic missile technologies to Iran and North Korea. Yet the administration has reportedly opted not to oppose China’s decision to build two more nuclear reactors in Pakistan.
In its frenetic bid to court China whose dollars it needs to finance its massive increase in federal spending, the Obama administration has downplayed not only China’s nuclear proliferation but North Korea’s nuclear proliferation as well. Last week North Korea announced that it conducted a successful fusion experiment. That is, it announced that it is developing a hydrogen bomb. Rather than condemn the move, the administration dismissed the danger claiming that North Korea was lying.
And just as it makes light of the threat emanating from North Korea, so the US has continued to downplay the threat Iran’s nuclear program poses to US and global security. Due to the US’s failure to end Iran’s uranium enrichment, according to the most optimistic Western assessments, Iran will have enough enriched uranium to produce atomic bombs at will in a matter of months.
If the Turkish-Brazilian uranium enrichment deal with Iran goes through, the timeline will be cut by half. Given the new deal’s similarity to the offer Obama made the Iranians last year, the administration will have great difficulty discrediting it or even providing a coherent explanation for its opposition to the deal.
As foreign Minister Avigdor Lieberman noted in his trip to Japan earlier in the month, North Korea does not only threaten its immediate neighbors. Through its proliferation activities, and particularly through its close ties to Iran and its Syrian, Hizbullah and Hamas clients, North Korea constitutes a threat to the Middle East and indeed to global security as a whole. It is important for the US’s spurned allies in Tokyo, Seoul and beyond to join forces with Israel to contend with the threats we share – threats which the Obama administration’s diplomatic bungling has only exacerbated.
But while it is true that North Korea’s proliferation activities threaten global security, it is also true that there is a qualitative difference between the regimes in Pyongyang and Teheran. The regime in Pyongyang is evil, but it is mainly motivated by its desire to survive. In contrast, Iran’s regime is openly revolutionary. Its stated aim is to destroy the global order, annihilate Israel and the US and usher in a Shiite messianic era in which Iran will rule the world in the name of Islam.
Depressingly, just as the Iranian threat is greater than the North Korean threat, so the Obama administration’s denial of the nature of the Iranian threat is greater than its denial of the North Korean threat. Quite simply, the Obama administration refuses to believe the ideology which informs the actions of Iran’s rulers is what they say it is.
In its latest demonstration of its deep denial of the nature of the threat it faces, this week John Brennan, Obama’s chief advisor for counterterrorism and homeland security said that the US must court what he referred to as “moderate elements,” in Hizbullah.
Brennan argued that since in addition to its Iranian commanded and supplied military organization and its Iranian commanded and trained international terror network, Hizbullah also has members in the Lebanese government and parliament, it is a group that the Obama administration can do business with.
To the extent that Brennan’s statement echoes the Obama administration’s analysis of Hizbullah, it is simply terrifying.
Hizbullah was established by Iran in 1981. It has a dual mission of serving as the advance guard of Iran’s global Islamic revolution and of spreading the Iranian revolution to Lebanon. Hizbullah’s participation in Lebanese politics is consonant with this mission. It does not in any way indicate a moderation of the organization. Had Brennan looked, he would not have found a single statement by Hizbullah parliamentarians or government ministers that in any way contradicts Hizbullah’s Iranian-dictated missions.
But then, Brennan’s asinine position on Hizbullah is part and parcel of his overall denial of the threat radical Islam poses to the US and to the rest of the world. In a speech at New York University last August, Brennan gave a stirring defense of Islam as a religion of peace. He eschewed any connection between the likes of al Qaida and the Iranian mullahs and Islam and claimed that jihad is a great and good thing.
In his words,
“Using the legitimate term jihad, which means to purify oneself or to wage a holy struggle for a moral goal [to describe the cause for which Islamic terrorists fight], risks giving these murderers the religious legitimacy they desperately seek but in no way deserve.”
What Brennan’s statements show is that Obama, who picked Brennan to serve as his chief counterterrorism advisor, is ideologically committed to the notion that Iran and its fellow jihadists are not an inherent threat to the US and its allies. That is, Obama is ideologically committed to the notion that there is no reason to take any action against Iran that could actually prevent the likes of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Hassan Nasrallah from developing and deploying nuclear weapons.
Since Obama took office nearly a year and a half ago, Israel has agreed to Obama’s demand that it allow him to take the lead on international efforts to prevent Iran from becoming a nuclear power. Israel stood back as he wasted a year trying to woo Ahmadinejad often at Israel’s own expense as he linked Iran’s nuclear weapons program to the Palestinian conflict with Israel. Israel has stood back since then as he pushed forward UN sanctions.
And now, a year and a half later, Obama’s sanctions gambit is revealed as a dangerous joke. Iran is months away from the bomb. Hizbullah has an arsenal of guided missiles capable of hitting Tel Aviv and beyond. Iran’s diplomatic stature has soared to unprecedented heights as it runs diplomatic circles around Obama and his advisors. And Brennan wants to make a deal with Hizbullah.
South Korea’s acknowledgment of North Korea’s aggression places it on a collision course with the Obama administration which prefers to court Beijing for dollars than deal effectively with Pyongyang’s aggression. Israel has been on a collision course with Washington for a year and a half now as it insists in the face of US opposition that Iran’s nuclear program is the greatest threat to global security today.
Sadly, the US’s ridiculous sanctions resolution and its general diplomatic incompetence make clear is that it is time for Israel to risk escalating its crisis with Obama still further. It is time for Israel to take the lead in the international campaign to prevent Iran from acquiring nuclear weapons
Haha fruit picking is not something only ‘white’ people like to do and in general it’s not done for nostalgic reasons. Picking fruit on a local farm is #1 A LOT cheaper than buying the fruit in the store, #2 Normally healthier (no genetically modified fruit or heavy amounts of pesticides), and #3 it supports the ‘little guys,’ the local farmers (which are hard to come by due to reasons listed above and because the Big Companies have bought out the little farms for mass production;something America loves
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My family and I like to go to You Pick farms during the right seasons and we are not ‘white.’ I also have plenty of Asian friends who take advantage of the benefits of local farm produce. My guess is the author of this post wrote this just to provoke people or to perpetuate stereotypes.
So, get out there and get some healthy (and cheaper) ‘You Pick’ fruit! It’s strawberry season next month lol.
To “enigma the coon”
Bah….bah…bah….BORING!!!!!!!!!
Get an original thought moron!
You are one stupid bitch, not surprising since you are a conservative fruitcake. Why don’t you shut your cockwasher, and think, dumbass. Every nickle taken out of my pocket for your ilks idiotic communist bullshit, would otherwise go to provide a better life for my kids, via a double wide oppose to a single trailer, potatoes along with our opossiom stew, etc.
I certainly hope you don’t reproduce, you aren’t smart enough to handle that kind of responsibility. You dumb fucks stand there with your freakin’ hands out, crying gimme, thinking thats the only thing you can do with them. That and play with yourselves.
Where the fuck were your parents when they should have been teaching you that you could earn more in a day than anybody and everybody is going to give you in a week???
You aren’t “entiteled” to a damn thing you degenerate cocksucker. It really chaps my ass (and I love that), that wages earned by my effort get garnished to feed pieces of shit like you. You nut hugging, pickle smooching freak. The only thing sadder than reading that garbage, is the thought that you actually believe you are smart for posting it. BWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
That Kim Jong Il is always looking for negative attention. Going to war with North Korea is exactly what he wants; Kim Jong Il needs to be ignored until he goes away. Every world leader except for Kim Jong Il would attend. The party would be black tie and celebrate how wonderful South Korea is. Knowing how Kim Jong Il is he will crash the party, but that is ok; because it will be as if he never attended because he will be ignored.
Kim Jong Il can bomb and threaten all he wants, but that doesn’t mean that he will receive what he desires (i.e.: inappropriate attention.) The UN should pass a resolution to send Kim Jong Il to therapy to talk about his problems and why he acts inappropriately.
“Picking fruit on a local farm is #1 A LOT cheaper than buying the fruit in the store, #2 Normally healthier (no genetically modified fruit or heavy amounts of pesticides), and #3 it supports the ‘little guys,’ the local farmers (which are hard to come by due to reasons listed above and because the Big Companies have bought out the little farms for mass production;something America loves
)”
Hence why I believe everything should be done to fight large industrial farms. I think that everyone should have their own little farm where they can grow the stuff they want.
“In contrast, Iran’s regime is openly revolutionary. Its stated aim is to destroy the global order, annihilate Israel and the US and usher in a Shiite messianic era in which Iran will rule the world in the name of Islam.”
Hey, a crazy dictator can dream can’t he? We should still defend Israel of course but America is already deep enough in the red without another war. America is a de facto plutocratic tyranny that pretends to be a constitutional Republic.
Kmat wrote
“Hysterical – laughing out loud! Though in response to the note about no white people capable of manual labor: I guess you haven’t been to rural Tennessee. High poverty, mostly white. But then, it is kind of like it’s perpetually 1932 here (Knox County area / Appalachian Mountains. And then, of course, there’s Eastern Europe.”
Should we add the rural outskirts of Argentina? Could well be. If Appalachia was a country, it would be ranked among the 100 poor/third world level nations. Poverty rates are much higher than Poland or Uruguay/Paraguay/whoever.
Poverty rates are much higher in some counties in rural Appalachia than all of Poland or Uruguay (not Paraguay), and west Turkey or west Malaysia. The indication of how distant and neglected Appalachia has been shows to only give the USA a reputation of ignoring its poor rural areas.
It is perfectly obvious that Iran’s latest uranium maneuver, brokered by Brazil and Turkey, is a ruse. Iran retains more than enough enriched uranium to make a bomb. And it continues enriching at an accelerated pace and to a greater purity (20 percent). Which is why the French Foreign Ministry immediately declared that the trumpeted temporary shipping of some Iranian uranium to Turkey will do nothing to halt Iran’s nuclear program.
It will, however, make meaningful sanctions more difficult. America’s proposed Security Council resolution is already laughably weak �” no blacklisting of Iran’s central bank, no sanctions against Iran’s oil and gas industry, no nonconsensual inspections on the high seas. Yet Turkey and Brazil �” both current members of the Security Council �” are so opposed to sanctions that they will not even discuss the resolution. And China will now have a new excuse to weaken it further.
But the deeper meaning of the uranium-export stunt is the brazenness with which Brazil and Turkey gave cover to the mullahs’ nuclear ambitions and deliberately undermined US efforts to curb Iran’s program.
The real news is that already notorious photo: the president of Brazil, our largest ally in Latin America, and the prime minister of Turkey, for more than half a century the Muslim anchor of NATO, raising hands together with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the most virulently anti-American leader in the world.
THAT PICTURE �” a defiant, triumphant take-that-Uncle-Sam �” is a crushing verdict on President Barack Obama’s foreign policy. It demonstrates how rising powers, traditional American allies, having watched this administration in action, have decided that there’s no cost in lining up with America’s enemies and no profit in lining up with a US president given to apologies and appeasement.
How is your U.S.? Laughing stock of the world, fat,lazy, drug addicts, violent, good for nothing, keep on shopping suckers.
Jose you little devil, stop shoving hamsters in your asshole, and cum and lick my balls!
rudi.
Would you mind me licking your balls instead, while you shove your dick up my ass?
I am an excellent ball licker hence my obsession with my Messiah, Obomamumbojumbalaya.
No extra charge for lickin’ dick!
yeah i think this site has crossed the line a bit on this one…as mundane as it sounds. white people do manual labor all over the poor south (and i’m sure the poor midwest as well). that’s not my imagination. that’s the truth. and we can count the plain states. okay so the entire bible belt has poor white people doing manual labor. they would never pay to pick their own fruit. they would grow it or buy it. people all over the rural south have lots of land to plant lots of things. they wouldn’t give a cent to pick somebody else’s shite. this one missed the boat.
Oh I love doing picking fruit,
*gasp* Enigma the troll is now smart! He talks about the latest in the world political scene. Learn something new everyday, like to elect a president for its qualities and characters, not by skin color…and whoever still hates Obama only for being black has some issues.
I wonder what Enigma has to say in regards to the Korean conflict and the U.S. army’s planned military exercise at the DMZ (Demilitarized zone), a 57-year old quagmire left over from the cold war still divided the Korean peninsula. North Korea broke off all ties with the South, while the other isn’t taking chances to prepare for a possible all-out total war.
OMG!!!!!!
Now the “COON” wants to sound smart, what a revelation. Who would have thought it? It really takes ALOT of thought c/p articles from other authors found on the internet and posting them as your own. The mind wobbles. Well my little nutt hugging, pickle smooching friend, since you have YET to post an original thought, I am not surprised you would do something like that. It is so like you, ya non talented beeeotch. LOL Well “COON”, I still see your being true to yourself on one aspect…….
“Enigma the Coon on May 25, 2010 at 4:46 pm
rudi.
Would you mind me licking your balls instead, while you shove your dick up my ass?
I am an excellent ball licker hence my obsession with my Messiah, Obomamumbojumbalaya.
No extra charge for lickin’ dick!”
I see you are still the FAG that I enjoy calling you. I don’t know about rudi, but I will continue to shove my nutts in your mouth, you know, for old times sake.
put alil love in your heart
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AS YOU WILL NOTE, HIS PREVIOUS TROLL POST AS “POLITICO” IS VERY SIMILAR IN BEGINNING CONTENT TO HIS “WHITEY THE DUMBASS” TROLL MONIKER.
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WHY AM I POSTING C/P?
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This website is not making fun of all white people. It’s making fun of white hipster douche-bags.
I’m white and most of these things don’t apply to the white people where I live but when I go to NYC or Chicago it’s a whole different story…
Designer dogs like poogles and shnoodles are loved by white people. They love them more that picking fresh fruit.
http://www.mypoogle.com has info on poogles and poogle puppies.
:Ya I lap some sack now and then, whats the problem, as for the hamsters,its the new in thing to do, try jamming one.
Jamming, we jamming.
putting alil love in the bunghole!
hahahah! So awesome. Booyah!
So “most white people” kept slaves… Please substantiate that with data as it sounds like a brazenly biased, racist comment to me.
I can’t believe that some you people can take something as harmless and funny as this blog and turn it into some sort of horror story.
Really; you twelve year olds should be in detention where you belong.
well hold on… I would argue that the author is using humour to spin his political ideology, why else make erroneous claims that white people were “mostly” involved in the slave trade? I don’t think that is a “harmless” statement, and the article would still have been funny without it.
I object to such blanket and false statements as this blog is popular and people might form their world view based upon it.
All I am saying is that if you’re going to make sweeping and politically controversial blanket statements such as this, back it up with data.
I can state with confidence that neither I, nor any of my ancestors had a “supervisory role” regarding slaves.
Oh where has my little brown boy gone, the one with the suntan? Oh nigma cum suck my dick with your big chocolate lips, oui nigma, lick my balls.
Well if I’m to pick my own fruit, I will take that little sweet fruit,Enigma!
stupid people are funny
HAHA. Very funny. I used to go blue berry, black berry, cherry, strawberry, apple, and peach picking as a kid. Am I forgetting anymore fruits….
I don’t even quite understand the point of this specific message. THough there’s a whopping amount of other comments possibly saying something alike, but I don’t quite get it?
Is it a message specifically towards the few who grow crops to ‘live off the land’ or some other horrible attempt to sound deep? Recently, we’ve adopted a couple acres of land and decided to grow food with it ourselves, and I don’t quite understand the issue.
Then again, my internal cause for accepting the idea for farming is generally because it’ll feed us, and it can also go to charities. Then again, I’m white so I’m going to kick my own ass here and say I might just sell it instead because I love money.
I just don’t quite get the message. People growing shit are lazy? Why not ‘people growing shit like money?’ Initially I want to do it to save money on food, and initially I can also make money if I turn it into a commercial piece of land. I just don’t quite get the point. Then again, I’ve seen the term ‘berry picking’ which probably isn’t so much as dicking around compared to growing acres of corn.
Then again we’ve always lived in a rural place, we’re still IN a rural place. Maybe this is targeted at scene kids or something along those lines that try to stand out? Fuck if I know, I’m just not getting it.
I personally believe everyone should have their own garden to not only have completely organic and chemical free produce, but also to save money. Globalist corporations such as Monsanto are notorious for putting profits before the health and well being of individuals.
Hi Christian Lander,
I just bought your book today, and I just wanted to say I love it. It is hilarious. I am an Asian American woman, came to the U.S. at the age of 4.5, and grew up in white suburbia outside of Washington, D.C. I learned from your book that I am whiter than Marie Osmond. But of course, I already knew that.
I just didn’t know how white I was. I like/have about 99.99% of the things that white people like/have according to your book. If the dial went up to “11” on the dial of whiteness, I would be an “11.” See, pop cultural references.
Stay cool,
Kay
I am European-American and have worked as a ‘slave laborer’ in the fields. Maybe you should change your site to Stuff Wealthy White People Like.
Sweet, Barb.
I am offended by this, I am a working class WHITE male who has worked My ass off all of My life!! If this site was about blacks then it would be looked at as very racist and probably shut down. I currently work in an industrial workplace where white men who are more qualified for jobs are turned down because they arent a “minority” while these people they do hire sit on their ass and collect a check because if they got fired for not doing their job EEO would come down on the supervisor like the plague!! So let me be WHITE and proud and not labled a racist for it!!!!
Shane,
You do understand that this blog is written by a white person, and it is making fun of a certain kind of upper-middle class, psuedo-urban, liberal, college-educated white guy… right?
And if this site were about “blacks” it would probably be written by a black person, and be considered just fine, and not racist at all.
The thing you SHOULD be upset by is that the people this guy’s writing about probably think it’s so hilarious that he’s making fun of them. That’s annoying…
19o
Shane, it should read: “If this site were…” because the subjunctive case is appropriate here. A truly offensive web page is peopleofwalmart.com, because people who lack the education and cultural capital to conduct themselves appropriately in public are being exploited for entertainment purposes.
It is sort of like the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, and as an individual who maintains society’s infrastructure, how do you feel about the Blue Collar Comedy Tour? They make it seem socially acceptable to open cans of beer at a funeral, or having a mattress on the lawn. Such individuals should not be laughed at, but to be taught to be more appropriate. America’s social system has a high level of efficacy, as evidenced by the fact that there is a reduced probability of upward social mobility and leverage further concentrates into the hands of the Social Register elite.
Ironically, the working class is 60% of America, and is also the most diverse social class ranging from migrant workers, inner city residents, and NASCAR fans, to whom are Wal-Mart’s primary market segment. The working class, in other words, is the most diverse social class which needs to recognize what they have in common instead of being divided on issues such as race and religion.
Nigama I promise not to cum in your mouth.
Laura – Not only that, but the guy who writes this is actually a hipster himself.
Shane,
If the blatant satire of this flew as high above your head as your words have indicated then you will be a “working-class white male” the rest of your life.
Nobody cares about your color, or that your friends got fired for poor job performance.
Also, the fact that you stress your race so much indicates that you have strong enough feelings about race to be a racist.
Why don’t you be YOURSELF and not a COLOR. Dumbshit.
respect.
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Anyone who things picking fruit is not work should come pick with me sometime. Avocado season is the most fun. I bet not one of you could keep up with this 54 YO white guy. Haven’t met any white kid under 30 that can yet……
While this site is absolutely funny and there are truths about the stupidity of white people(and yes, I am white.) I think that sometimes it can be taken a bit to far. No all white people are like this, just like all other races have stereo types that a majority of people do not fit into.
I wouldn’t over think this site- just read it for fun.
What an f’ing dick. Your peeps (sorta-not mine) enslave a couple few races and you assume that WE are the ones that “like the past.” As my white sister Alanis once said, “isn’t it ironic…don’t ya think?” Of course, Alanis didn’t quite understand the concept of irony, but I do. I may be white, but my people never enslaved anyone. And if you are excited to be a construction worker then more power to you. I’m white, and I’m totally cool with being white collar…why the hell wouldn’t I want to be anything else? Irony…damn.
Ize a still pickin da cotton,
Ize a pickin, the whitey still a grinnin.
he he, ha ha, haw haw, Ize one dumb coon
I think that sometimes it can be taken a bit to far. No all white people are like this
Ize a still pickin mee nose,
Ize a pickin, the whitey still a bogger eatin.
he he, ha ha, haw haw, Ize one dumb cracka “COON”
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haha and that would explain the popularity of Farmville!
Geez… What happened to laughing? I’m non-white, but definitely benefited from white privilege because I was adopted by white people. Because of that, this blog makes me laugh myself into a spastic coma every time I visit.
I HAVE a liberal arts degree. I’ve BEEN berry picking, pumpkin picking, tree chopping, and almost any other pseudo-ag thing you can think of. I KNOW white people like the ones blogged about here… and I know many more who don’t. Whatever, it’s all entertainment. If you don’t like it, don’t look… that’s how the world works. Learn to filter your reality, or your life’s gonna be pretty damn annoying.
go home.
Enigma, go home before you get called by the CIA. You’re not a real racist if you’re twelve years old.
Dude its just a blog. Everybody has there own little stereotypes and jokes, I’m pretty sure white people share their little jokes about other races too. If you dont like it then stop reading. Also, take some history lessons because im sure that african americans didn’t force other african americans into a nice little boat crowded with people on its way to unfamiliar land just so they can work (with no pay or good living conditions) for the rest of their lives.
anon…
SUCK ON THIS, YOU DUMB ASS POS SCUM SUCKING DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH, HAVE A NICE DAY!
WOW “COON”, you seem to be having a hard time using my name. LOL!!! I guess you just don’t have the intelligence to call yourself an enigma, stick to calling yourself a dumbass. XD
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If you read history, you would know that Africans did force other Africans into slavery- warring tribes would capture and seel their captors to the white slavers
I am white and LOVED this blog, especially as I was just on line trying to find a “pick your own” farm so I can make jam this week.
Actually, Africans sold other Africans they had conquered into slavery to the whites at the ports…so perhaps YOU should take some history lessons.
Chels on June 16, 2010 at 7:08 am
Actually, Africans sold other Africans they had conquered into slavery to the whites at the ports…so perhaps YOU should take some history lessons.
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Don’t forget that the original slaves in the US were not black, but WHITES. Endentured Servants, when translated, it might as well mean, SLAVE. Yep, the original people picking cotton were PWT. Ya hear that “COON”???
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YES, OWNED BY OTHER WHITES, ~~~NOT COONS~~~
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xxxAKA Whitey the DUMBASS on June 16, 2010 at 4:33 am
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I never said they were owned by blacks dumbass.
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“Most “white people did NOT play “supervisory” roles in agriculture. In fact, only 15% of white americans owned slaves. The rest did the work themselves on their land or were share croppers.
You’re an idiot. But, I guess my knowledge of history does meet one of your “white” characteristics.
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@Truth : Good job – you managed to look this up on the internet and you proved him wrong didn’t you! Congratulations, you managed to make yourself look like a complete dipshit!
The article is meant to be a joke, not some sort of scholarly historical article. When you tell jokes, facts are meant to be bent in order to make your joke funny. You are retarded.
Get your own schtick, you hack.
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WHAT A STUPID NAME TO GIVE TO A BLOG!!!!!!!!
you racist, fascist, unethical, inhuman!
the worst thing is that you even sell books and t-shirts with this sort of s***!!!!!!
This website is meant as a satire, just like my internet nom de plume which I use here to make fun of Mensans who take themselves too seriously as Mensans. For instance, I correctly answered that Goethe wrote Faust just because I took the class where I would know that information. What if I were an inner-city kid whose secondary never offered such an elective? What if the words on the test were “badonkey” or “bling”? And the tests asked questions regarding rap instead?
What site is not funny, however, is the very classist “People of Wal-Mart”, for all they know I am a working class white whose feelings might be hurt after viewing such a site. A breakdown in civilization and inappropriate attire is funny according to whom? Well… at a black tie party if someone’s dinner jacket lapels are not made of the same materials as their bow-tie, then that’s funny, but is nonetheless a completely different context than someone who wasn’t reared properly oblivious to the fact that some things simply are not appropriate.
I don’t need to pick my own fruit, and I’m white. Maybe I’m a non-fruit-picking outsider.
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Ize a pickin da cotton, then ize a grinnin like BUCKWHEAT.
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Hey COON!!
Yes you are a pickin ya nose, then ize a grinnin like Alphalfa.
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Eatin nose goldz had dat effekt on peeps yo!!!
HEY DUMB COON!
keeps pickin da cotton, its not forgotten, look away, look away ENIGMA in DICKS-e LAND, SUCKIN AWAY, AWAY..
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That is hilarious. I don’t get the attraction myself, but a lot of my (white) friends love this sort of thing.
In Australia where im from there are farmers who charge money to have people visit their farm and experience “farm life” Not sure what the quality of their work is like though!
Hey Coon, that’s your moms job. Matter of fact, she just finished working on my big black garden python.
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You just cannot help those amazingly clever retorts, can you retard COON BOY??
Man you are a pythonthethic SUCKING KNEEGROW.
Ize a pickin da cotton, then ize a grinnin like BUCKWHEAT.
YO YO YO YO YO YO, MY MAMMYS A HO HO HO HO HO HO
I read a Forbes news story last week on an economic boom: college students in the age range of 19 to 34 take up part-time jobs in manual labor and services paying at the minimum wage. Next thing you will see is Americans of all colors and classes take up fruit-picking for the summer. Forget spring break in Lake Havasu City, its’ cotton-picking time in Casa Grande and soon get to grapes and peppers.
I will say that I do love things like growing my own food and I just went berry picking. However, I think it’s because my great-grandparents were farmers here in Oklahoma and ran their own farm and I spent summers as a kid visiting there. Growing food or berry picking reminds me of them. They worked hard for a living.
However, I will throw out there that at the place I went blackberry picking yesterday, the farm was owned by a white family and I only saw white people picking berries there. I will throw out that the hard core farmers in this area who sell produce in town are all asian. So there is some truth to this.
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I am white. I grew up chopping cotton, hand harvesting corn, digging potatoes for a neighbor who grew a few thousand acres, hauling hay, and in general doing every job a normal farmer these days has to do. I still grow my own vegetables and produce enough seed of various veggies to plant several thousand gardens each year.
All the above is just my way of saying that there are plenty of hard working white people in this world. Just go to any farm and you will find them.
Any day-visit farmers – and there are very few – who come to my garden get to see what it feels like to work up a real sweat, cool it down with cold water and a comfortable chair under a tree, and then go at it again in the garden until the job is done. Now the bad part is that I can’t get a black man to work that hard.
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As much as I hate to agree with that “Coon” person (Enigma), who seems to have zero class and clouds any pertinent information he might have with a bunch of racist garbage, It IS an unfortunate truth that many African tribes did indeed trade or sell members of conquered tribes (prisoners of war, essentially) into slavery. This is a common practice in all cultures, however, during times of war or battle (to capture ‘enemies’ and turn them into slaves, though sometimes, the enslavement is simply for financial gain – the modern day ‘human trafficking’ market in Latin America is a perfect example of a race selling its own people into slavery, whether as workers or as sex slaves).
My point in all this, is that yes, many Africans DID sell their own people into slavery, but they are by far not the only culture to do so. The majority of the slaves, however, especially during the latter part of the slave trade, were NOT sold – they were abducted, pure and simple.
And in case you were wondering, I DID take an African American history course (a required course at my college), and aced it. I was the only person in my class to do so….and I’m white.
BTW, I thoroughly enjoy this blog, even though I take exception to some of it’s stereotypes. It is funny and well-written and obviously meant to be satirical. My fellow ‘honkey’s’ who take such offense at it need to lighten the hell up.
I pick my own nose, which is quit an achievement, seeing it is a coon nose, a mile wide by a mile deep.
I would love to see you folks have to clean this sucker daily.
Then they claim we knee grows are lazy.
BTW, my boogers taste great, and are less filling.
That is how I keep my slim figure.
Go figure!
See, I told you on Barack Obama site that you are a nose picker, and behold, you are here admitting it. XD LOL!!!!
LOSER
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Wow, you’re clairvoyant!
Or, is it that you use Clairol to tint your pussy hairs?
No wait, you saw this post first, then made it seem you are, except you aren’t. Clairvoyant that is. A PUSSY?
GOOD NEWS!
YES, YOU ARE!!!
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I’m not clairvoyant, ya BAFFOON, I just know how to read. XD
You should attempt to learn it, it will help you sound less stupid if that is at all possible. XD LOL!!!!
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If you love counting beans, well then a bean-picking trip is for you. Drive over to the Borrego desert by Imperial valley and take jobs away from migrant farm laborers instead.
Beans beans are a wonderful fruit, the more you eat, the more you…tout, the more you tout, the better you feel…so let’s eat beans in every meal.
well i pick my ass…is that what white people like too…check some cool shit out http://www.myurbantree.com
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Dirty Paulie boasts he can read.
Velly, Velly good, you smelly, smelly ASSHOLE.
Now, learn how to write intelligently, and interestingly so as not to bore the shit out of us.
Just as you slip your dick into man hole, and bore out shit from them.
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YOU DUMB POS LIB RETARD.
check out http://jusjivin.com it is just as random as this stuff
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Show some pride in your rural farm origins, white people. But it is like the “plague” for anyone whose ancestors did work as farm laborers. Ask any white person in urbanized yuppiefied California may brag about their grandparents or great-grands are “okies” from the High plains of Kansas or the Texas panhandle, but are never gonna consider tracing back their roots. Test them on how much “Indian” they got like 1/4 or 1/5th, because in the early 20th century, most American Indians and African-Americans were employed as farm laborers in southern plantations, western orchards or midwestern fields, depending on crop harvest seasons.
I love this website. I was introduced to it yesterday by my 27-year-old daughter, and, while she was on the other line, and I was going through the list, I found several items that I could really relate to, like wanting multi-lingual children (I have them) and Asian girls (I’m married to one). Very, very funny. We laughed ourselves sick — and that was at only the list.
But I have to comment on this fruit picking thing. I suspect the real reason white people like to pick their own fruit — and even pay for the privelige — is because back when they were a little kid, their dad, or their dad’s dad, or their dad’s dad’s dad, someone who actually grew up on a farm, took them out to pick strawberries or cherries or peaches, and they enjoyed it so much that they want to share that experience with their own kids.
Unfortunately, agricultural jobs have dwindled in the west coast and California, no longer one can find a summer job in the fields, already thousands of square miles dried up from water use restrictions in seasonally dry and desert areas. C’mon Sacramento, open the dams and let the water flow freely…and the fish population will still increase by 300%. +
Me thinks someone should behave themself so that they may continue to enjoy the use of their long lost name.
YOINK!!!
I pick my own nose, which is quit an achievement, seeing it is a coon nose, a mile wide by a mile deep.
I would love to see you folks have to clean this sucker daily.
Then they claim we knee grows are lazy.
BTW, my boogers taste great, and are less filling.
That is how I keep my slim figure.
Go figure!!
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Mr. Writer,
In your blog, you talk about a very specific type of cornball white people, and you talk about them as if all white people were that way.
You seem to only harp on the crusty, indie/alternative former English majors that don’t know what to do with their lives. What about the rest of the white people who have exciting lives and listen to hip hop?
i love picking fruit!!!!!! its the best.
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it’s “anthropomorphizing,” not “anthromorphizing”
it’s “anthropomorphizing,” not “anthromorphizing”
Of course the easiest way to turn a profit with this information would be to start your own fruit picking farm. But that is only looking at the small picture. It is well established that all white people enjoy doing manual labor under watered down and expensive conditions. So, if you are currently working in a job that requires intensive amounts of work, you should consider using that work space to create what is essentially an adult daycare for white people who would like to spend an afternoon learning how to use a loom or pretending to be a construction worker.
If I walked by daily as someone was beaten, demonized, humiliated, rapped, and made to watch while their children and family where done the same way. Yes it would be easy to assume that the victims will need psychological help for generations. But what of me, who stood by while it took place, isn’t there something wrong with me? White people have issues!! 75percent of the population and yall can’t come together to do nothing meaningful, Yall suck!!!
but… white people hire tons of mexicans to pick way more fruit than they themselves pick in orchards and fields.
I pick my own nose, which is quit an achievement, seeing it is a coon nose, a mile wide by a mile deep.
I would love to see you folks have to clean this sucker daily.
Then they claim we knee grows are lazy.
BTW, my boogers taste great, and are less filling.
That is how I keep my slim figure.
Go figure!!!
Everybody knew that you picking your nose is a big achievment for you, COON. It took years of practice for your stupid behind to learn that trick, even though you learned to eat what comes out your nose almost instantly. LOL!! Nope, not all you soul brotha wanna be crackers are stupid and lazy, just you and your ilk. XD LOL!!!
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6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS COONS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT MONKEY NOSE, COTTON PICKER!!!
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Awwww, I’m glad to see that you missed you MASTER BOY!!! My lil girl couldn’t function without daddy??? I took alil stroll thru the site and I couldn’t help but notice how you think EVERYBODY is lil ol me, how cute. No LOSER, I am, and always will be Enigma the Whitey Embarrasser. hahaha
Now lil boy, I have better things to do with my time than to waste around with you, my sock drawer could use some re-arranging and that has more importance than you.
P.A.L.I.Y.H
🙂
This is fresh! Black and white people make fun of each other and it’s actually funny! Yay! For once, I’m not the awkward Mexican in the room.
STILL REARRANGING THAT SOCK DRAWER AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH COON?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SOCK OVER YOUR COCK FOR YOUR MAMMY, EH?
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IT TOOK THE DUMBASS NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS COONS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT MONKEY NOSE, COTTON PICKER!!!
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STILL GOT MY NUTTS IN YOUR MOUTH AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH DUMBASS?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SACK OVER YOUR TONSILS FOR YOUR MAMMY TEET, EH?
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IT TOOK THE DUMBASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS CRACKAAAAS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT NARROW NOSE, BOOGER EATER!!!
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STILL THE SAME COMMENT COPYING, STEALING LIKE ALL NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, FAG BOY COON, EH?
STILL REARRANGING THAT SOCK DRAWER AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH COON?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SOCK OVER YOUR COCK FOR YOUR MAMMY, EH?
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IT TOOK THE DUMBASS NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS COONS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT MONKEY NOSE, COTTON PICKER!!!
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Hey Coon the Baffoon!!
If it ain’t broke, why fix it. ha! 😉
STILL GOT MY NUTTS IN YOUR MOUTH AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH DUMBASS?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SACK OVER YOUR TONSILS FOR YOUR MAMMY TEET, EH?
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IT TOOK THE DUMBASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS CRACKAAAAS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT NARROW NOSE, BOOGER EATER!!!
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🙂
THAT’S AS GOOD AN EXCUSE AS ANY, EH LAZY ASS COON???????
STILL THE SAME COMMENT COPYING, STEALING LIKE ALL NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, FAG BOY COON, EH?
STILL REARRANGING THAT SOCK DRAWER AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH COON?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SOCK OVER YOUR COCK FOR YOUR MAMMY, EH?
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IT TOOK THE DUMBASS NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS COONS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT MONKEY NOSE, COTTON PICKER!!!
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Classic… although a few of my decidedly povo romany-celtic-saxon ancestors would have LOVED a supervisory role in agricultural production 😉
What kind of a dipshit doesn’t like to pick one’s own fruit? The kind who wants to wrestle the tattooed performance artists and wanna be gangsta rappers for the last two bananas at D’Agostino?
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Hey Coon the Baffoon!!
If it ain’t broke, why fix it. ha!
STILL GOT MY NUTTS IN YOUR MOUTH AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH DUMBASS?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SACK OVER YOUR TONSILS FOR YOUR MAMMY TEET, EH?
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IT TOOK THE DUMBASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS CRACKAAAAS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT NARROW NOSE, BOOGER EATER!!!
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😉
THE COON KEEPS THE TRUTH ALIVE.
TYPICAL STEALING, THIEVIN COON.
THAT’S AS GOOD AN EXCUSE AS ANY, EH LAZY ASS COON???????
STILL THE SAME COMMENT COPYING, STEALING LIKE ALL NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, FAG BOY COON, EH?
STILL REARRANGING THAT SOCK DRAWER AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH COON?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SOCK OVER YOUR COCK FOR YOUR MAMMY, EH?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
IT TOOK THE DUMBASS NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS COONS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT MONKEY NOSE, COTTON PICKER!!!
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Hey Coon the Baffoon!!
If it ain’t broke, why fix it. ha!
NOW, AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE………
STILL GOT MY NUTTS IN YOUR MOUTH AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH DUMBASS?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SACK OVER YOUR TONSILS FOR YOUR MAMMY TEET, EH?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
IT TOOK THE DUMBASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS CRACKAAAAS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT NARROW NOSE, BOOGER EATER!!!
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THE COON KEEPS THE TRUTH ALIVE!!!
TYPICAL STEALING, THIEVIN COON.
THAT’S AS GOOD AN EXCUSE AS ANY, EH LAZY ASS COON???????
STILL THE SAME COMMENT COPYING, STEALING LIKE ALL NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, FAG BOY COON, EH?
STILL REARRANGING THAT SOCK DRAWER AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH COON?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SOCK OVER YOUR COCK FOR YOUR MAMMY, EH?
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IT TOOK THE DUMBASS NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS COONS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT MONKEY NOSE, COTTON PICKER!!!
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White people love yoga. DO IT!
To Larry the Mexican:
Yeah its fun, the problem is you don’t know who’s white, who’s black, who is white pretending to be black, or visa versa. And to make it more confusing everyone is stealing each other’s names. It could all be one really fucked up guy talking to himself the whole time. You never know . . .
THE COON KEEPS MY NUTTS IN HIS MOUTH!!!
TYPICAL STEALING, THIEVIN COON.
THAT’S AS GOOD AN EXCUSE AS ANY, EH LAZY ASS COON???????
STILL THE SAME COMMENT COPYING, STEALING LIKE ALL CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, FAG BOY COON, EH?
STILL REARRANGING THAT SOCK DRAWER AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH COON?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SOCK OVER YOUR COCK FOR YOUR MAMMY, EH?
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IT TOOK THE DUMBASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS COONS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT NARROW NOSE, NOSE GOLD PICKER!!!
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😉
THE COON KEEPS THE TRUTH ALIVE!!!!
TYPICAL STEALING, THIEVIN COON.
THAT’S AS GOOD AN EXCUSE AS ANY, EH LAZY ASS COON???????
STILL THE SAME COMMENT COPYING, STEALING LIKE ALL NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, FAG BOY COON, EH?
STILL REARRANGING THAT SOCK DRAWER AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH COON?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SOCK OVER YOUR COCK FOR YOUR MAMMY, EH?
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
IT TOOK THE DUMBASS NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS COONS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT MONKEY NOSE, COTTON PICKER!!!
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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THE COON KEEPS MY NUTTS IN HIS MOUTH!!!
TYPICAL STEALING, THIEVIN COON.
THAT’S AS GOOD AN EXCUSE AS ANY, EH LAZY ASS COON???????
STILL THE SAME COMMENT COPYING, STEALING LIKE ALL CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, FAG BOY COON, EH?
STILL REARRANGING THAT SOCK DRAWER AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH COON?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SOCK OVER YOUR COCK FOR YOUR MAMMY, EH?
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
IT TOOK THE DUMBASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS COONS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT NARROW NOSE, NOSE GOLD PICKER!!!
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😉
SCREW YOU, YOU FUCKING COON POS!
THE COON KEEPS THE TRUTH ALIVE!!!!
TYPICAL STEALING, THIEVIN COON.
THAT’S AS GOOD AN EXCUSE AS ANY, EH LAZY ASS COON???????
STILL THE SAME COMMENT COPYING, STEALING LIKE ALL NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, FAG BOY COON, EH?
STILL REARRANGING THAT SOCK DRAWER AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH COON?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SOCK OVER YOUR COCK FOR YOUR MAMMY, EH?
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
IT TOOK THE DUMBASS NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS COONS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT MONKEY NOSE, COTTON PICKER!!!
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NO THANK YOU, I WILL JUST STICK TO SCREWING YOUR MOM AND KEEPING MY NUTTS IN *YOUR* MOUTH. 🙂
Now as I was saying……….
THE COON KEEPS MY NUTTS IN HIS MOUTH!!!
TYPICAL STEALING, THIEVIN COON.
THAT’S AS GOOD AN EXCUSE AS ANY, EH LAZY ASS COON???????
STILL THE SAME COMMENT COPYING, STEALING LIKE ALL CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, FAG BOY COON, EH?
STILL REARRANGING THAT SOCK DRAWER AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH COON?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SOCK OVER YOUR COCK FOR YOUR MAMMY, EH?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
IT TOOK THE DUMBASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS COONS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT NARROW NOSE, NOSE GOLD PICKER!!!
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😉
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you’ll love it!
Hey who can blame you, I’d get sick of screwing that monkey mammy of yours too!
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SCREW YOU, YOU FUCKING COON POS!
THE COON KEEPS THE TRUTH ALIVE!!!!
TYPICAL STEALING, THIEVIN COON.
THAT’S AS GOOD AN EXCUSE AS ANY, EH LAZY ASS COON???????
STILL THE SAME COMMENT COPYING, STEALING LIKE ALL NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, FAG BOY COON, EH?
STILL REARRANGING THAT SOCK DRAWER AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH COON?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SOCK OVER YOUR COCK FOR YOUR MAMMY, EH?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
IT TOOK THE DUMBASS NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS COONS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT MONKEY NOSE, COTTON PICKER!!!
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THE COON ADMITS HE KEEPS MY NUTTS IN HIS MOUTH!!!
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WELL I AM GLAD YOU FINALLY ADMITTED THAT MY NUTTS REMAIN IN YOUR MOUTH. LOL!!!! AND STOP DISRESPECTING YOUR MAMMY BOY, SHE HAS A GOLDEN, NO TOOTH MOUTH THAT DOES WONDERS ON MY BALLS. ANYWHOO……..
NO THANK YOU, I WILL JUST STICK TO SCREWING YOUR MOM AND KEEPING MY NUTTS IN *YOUR* MOUTH.
Now as I was saying……….
THE COON KEEPS MY NUTTS IN HIS MOUTH!!!
TYPICAL STEALING, THIEVIN COON.
THAT’S AS GOOD AN EXCUSE AS ANY, EH LAZY ASS COON???????
STILL THE SAME COMMENT COPYING, STEALING LIKE ALL CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, FAG BOY COON, EH?
STILL REARRANGING THAT SOCK DRAWER AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH COON?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SOCK OVER YOUR COCK FOR YOUR MAMMY, EH?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
IT TOOK THE DUMBASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS COONS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT NARROW NOSE, NOSE GOLD PICKER!!!
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😉
THIS DUMB COON CAN NOT READ OR COMPREHEND, STILL?
I TALK ABOUT HIM BEING SICK OF SCREWING HIS MONKEY MAMMY AND HE TELLS ME I ADMIT HIS FAG DREAMS?
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ALRIGHT!
Hey who can blame you, I’d get sick of screwing that monkey mammy of yours too!
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SCREW YOU, YOU FUCKING COON POS!
THE COON KEEPS THE TRUTH ALIVE!!!!
TYPICAL STEALING, THIEVIN COON.
THAT’S AS GOOD AN EXCUSE AS ANY, EH LAZY ASS COON???????
STILL THE SAME COMMENT COPYING, STEALING LIKE ALL NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, FAG BOY COON, EH?
STILL REARRANGING THAT SOCK DRAWER AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH COON?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SOCK OVER YOUR COCK FOR YOUR MAMMY, EH?
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
IT TOOK THE DUMBASS NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS COONS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT MONKEY NOSE, COTTON PICKER!!!
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cwillis;
The problem with your posts is that they are full of spelling and grammatical mistakes in addition to being very poorly constructed.
Because of the poor quality of your posts, people will associate it with you being poorly educated.
Whether one equates being poorly educated with not being white, different people will have different opinions about that.
However, the fact remains that your posts will cause people to attribute negative intellectual and educational qualities to you.
Sorry, but the truth is the truth and therefore is sometimes hard to take.
Flatlander on August 13, 2010 at 10:25 am
1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Damn Flathead,
Do you truly believe we do not know that, and it “may have” been done purposely?
Please exit your head from your anal retentive ass.
THE COON ADMITS HE KEEPS MY NUTTS IN HIS MOUTH!!!
IT’S NOT A DREAM WHEN MY NUTS ARE IN YOUR MOUTH DUMBASS. NO BUDDY, NO HOMO DREAMS HERE, JUST MY SACK IN YOUR MOUTH LIKE A SQUIRREL IN THE FALL. AND BESIDES, THE ONLY MONKEY MAMMY GETTING SCREWED IS YOURS. DUH!!!! JUST LIKE YOURSELF, SHE’S SEEN MORE SACKS THAN A IDAHO POTATOE MERCHANT.
🙂
WELL I AM GLAD YOU FINALLY ADMITTED THAT MY NUTTS REMAIN IN YOUR MOUTH. LOL!!!! AND STOP DISRESPECTING YOUR MAMMY BOY, SHE HAS A GOLDEN, NO TOOTH MOUTH THAT DOES WONDERS ON MY BALLS. ANYWHOO……..
NO THANK YOU, I WILL JUST STICK TO SCREWING YOUR MOM AND KEEPING MY NUTTS IN *YOUR* MOUTH.
Now as I was saying……….
THE COON KEEPS MY NUTTS IN HIS MOUTH!!!
TYPICAL STEALING, THIEVIN COON.
THAT’S AS GOOD AN EXCUSE AS ANY, EH LAZY ASS COON???????
STILL THE SAME COMMENT COPYING, STEALING LIKE ALL CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, FAG BOY COON, EH?
STILL REARRANGING THAT SOCK DRAWER AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH COON?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SOCK OVER YOUR COCK FOR YOUR MAMMY, EH?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
IT TOOK THE DUMBASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS COONS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT NARROW NOSE, NOSE GOLD PICKER!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
😉
DEAR DUMBEST COON,
WHAT IS IT ABOUT YOU STATING YOUR ENDLESS DESIRE AND FANTASY TO PUT YOUR “NUTS IN MY MOUTH” YOU STILL CANNOT COMPREHEND AS BEING A HOMO FAG TRAIT?
I HAVE STATED IT OVER A HUNDRED TIMES IN THE PASY 9 MONTHS. IS THIS ONE DUMBASS POS COON GETTING DUMBER BY DAY, IF THAT IS ALL POSSIBLE?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STATE TUNED FOR MORE.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS DUMB COON CAN NOT READ OR COMPREHEND, STILL?
I TALK ABOUT HIM BEING SICK OF SCREWING HIS MONKEY MAMMY AND HE TELLS ME I ADMIT HIS FAG DREAMS?
YOU ARE ONE SORRY POS NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ALRIGHT!
Hey who can blame you, I’d get sick of screwing that monkey mammy of yours too!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
SCREW YOU, YOU FUCKING COON POS!
THE COON KEEPS THE TRUTH ALIVE!!!!
TYPICAL STEALING, THIEVIN COON.
THAT’S AS GOOD AN EXCUSE AS ANY, EH LAZY ASS COON???????
STILL THE SAME COMMENT COPYING, STEALING LIKE ALL NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, FAG BOY COON, EH?
STILL REARRANGING THAT SOCK DRAWER AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH COON?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SOCK OVER YOUR COCK FOR YOUR MAMMY, EH?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
IT TOOK THE DUMBASS NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS COONS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT MONKEY NOSE, COTTON PICKER!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Très intéressant! Effectivement de répondre à des questions générales doit super bien fonctionner !
IT’S NOT A DREAM WHEN MY NUTS STAY IN YOUR MOUTH DUMBASS. NO BUDDY, NO HOMO DREAMS HERE, JUST MY NUTTS IN YOUR MOUTH LIKE A SQUIRREL IN THE FALL. AND BESIDES, THE ONLY MONKEY MAMMY GETTING SCREWED IS YOURS. DUH!!!! JUST LIKE YOURSELF, SHE’S SEEN MORE SACKS THAN A IDAHO POTATOE MERCHANT.
PS: I’VE BEEN TELLING YOU FOR THE PAST 9 MONTHS THAT YOU’RE A DUMBASS, YOU’RE JUST TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THAT!
😉
THE COON ADMITS HE KEEPS MY NUTTS IN HIS MOUTH!!!
WELL I AM GLAD YOU FINALLY ADMITTED THAT MY NUTTS REMAIN IN YOUR MOUTH. LOL!!!! AND STOP DISRESPECTING YOUR MAMMY BOY, SHE HAS A GOLDEN, NO TOOTH MOUTH THAT DOES WONDERS ON MY BALLS. ANYWHOO……..
NO THANK YOU, I WILL JUST STICK TO SCREWING YOUR MOM AND KEEPING MY NUTTS IN *YOUR* MOUTH.
Now as I was saying……….
THE COON KEEPS MY NUTTS IN HIS MOUTH!!!
TYPICAL STEALING, THIEVIN COON.
THAT’S AS GOOD AN EXCUSE AS ANY, EH LAZY ASS COON???????
STILL THE SAME COMMENT COPYING, STEALING LIKE ALL CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, FAG BOY COON, EH?
STILL REARRANGING THAT SOCK DRAWER AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH COON?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SOCK OVER YOUR COCK FOR YOUR MAMMY, EH?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
IT TOOK THE DUMBASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS COONS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT NARROW NOSE, NOSE GOLD PICKER!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
😉
I really don’t notice the grammar errors in SWPL posts. Maybe I’m just not anal enough. Oh well.
wtf is going on here?
You racist asshole piece of shit! So white people have the benchmark on proper grammar? So since they are not white, what are they? I hope you die an agonizing horrible death!
Who invented language? White people. Who invented writing? White people. Of course we get to decide the rules of grammar.
If you have to ask what is going on here you have not been paying attention.
This is a site where white people are insulted, by whoever writes the damn thing. (For all I know, they are white. But that detail is unimportant.)
So then, when white people have nothing to do, they come over here to either laugh at themselves and/or make comments aobut reverse racsim and stuff like that. It’s very humorous.
I hope this answers the question, “WTF?”
Sorry to say it, but trailer parks do not represent a statistically relevant percentage of white people:
Sure, they are distinct and their inhabitants are often the butt of jokes, but, for better or worse, this Stuff White People Like website represents the vast majority of white people in the USA as of probably around 1995.
For example, I grew up in New Jersey and have never met a NASCAR fan, but know dozens if not hundreds who like farmer’s markets, Whole Foods, Starbucks, indie music, jazz, being a geek, etc. A complete inversion over a half a century.
It is the age of masstige. Few, if any, these days want to be a redneck or want to associate with redneck/whitetrash values. That which was once viewed as the ‘alternative’ is now the mainstream and vice versa.
Another example: NASCAR is a huge revenue generator since maybe 5-10 million white people like it. That is huge for a market, but only represents around 3-5 percent of the white population. Not too important from a sociological perspective.
Additionally, maybe 15 percent of the country is rural now, which, again, makes it statistically impossible for rednecks to make up anything but an insignificant, marginalized group, which is exactly what they have become over the past 40 years. Whereas, at the turn of the 20th century, I think over 50 percent of the US was still rural.
This book is so spot on that it is either disturbing (for the adopted falseness) or relieving (the majority of the US does not value close-mindedness, racism or ignorance).
FO PO ENIGMA, THE DUMBEST OF THE DUMB COONS:
DEAR DUMBEST COON,
WHAT IS IT ABOUT YOU STATING YOUR ENDLESS DESIRE AND FANTASY TO PUT YOUR “NUTS IN MY MOUTH” YOU STILL CANNOT COMPREHEND AS BEING A HOMO FAG TRAIT?
I HAVE STATED IT OVER A HUNDRED TIMES IN THE PASY 9 MONTHS. IS THIS ONE DUMBASS POS COON GETTING DUMBER BY DAY, IF THAT IS ALL POSSIBLE?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STATE TUNED FOR MORE.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS DUMB COON CAN NOT READ OR COMPREHEND, STILL?
I TALK ABOUT HIM BEING SICK OF SCREWING HIS MONKEY MAMMY AND HE TELLS ME I ADMIT HIS FAG DREAMS?
YOU ARE ONE SORRY POS NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ALRIGHT!
Hey who can blame you, I’d get sick of screwing that monkey mammy of yours too!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
SCREW YOU, YOU FUCKING COON POS!
THE COON KEEPS THE TRUTH ALIVE!!!!
TYPICAL STEALING, THIEVIN COON.
THAT’S AS GOOD AN EXCUSE AS ANY, EH LAZY ASS COON???????
STILL THE SAME COMMENT COPYING, STEALING LIKE ALL NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, FAG BOY COON, EH?
STILL REARRANGING THAT SOCK DRAWER AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH COON?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SOCK OVER YOUR COCK FOR YOUR MAMMY, EH?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
IT TOOK THE DUMBASS NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS COONS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT MONKEY NOSE, COTTON PICKER!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I really fucking hate this website. I mean I really, really fucking hate it with every fibre of my being.
I’m not personally offended by it, because nothing on the list of “stuff white people like” really applies to me. What pisses me off is that the writer(s?) assumes that the narrow demographic they are describing represents all white people. This website would be much more accurate (and funnier) if it were called “stuff hipsters like”. The term “white people” just doesn’t fit. There are so many white people who do not fit the stereotype presented here. And I’m not just talking about “rednecks”. The term “white people” describes a fuck of a lot more than just “rednecks” or hipsters. Many of the “white people” in Canada, Britain, Europe, Australia, etc. wouldn’t even know what the fuck many of these posts are talking about, much less feel that they fall into the category of people being described.
I, for one, hate these trendy hipster douchebags, with their pointless posturing and self-absorbed bullshit. And yet, I am “white people”. Most of my friends are also white people, and they defy this website’s moronic categorization of white-ness just as much as I do.
The only people who think this site really describes “white people” are the fucking hipsters it’s actually describing, who think the whole fucking world revolves around them already, so it’s no surprise that they assume that the entire white population of this planet adheres to their vapid fucking lifestyle.
Fuck this website and fuck the assholes its describing. Fuck apple products, fuck the world cup, fuck ultimate frisbee, fuck scarves, fuck starbucks, fuck natural medicine, fuck veganism, and most of all FUCK IRONY – it’s just a hipster’s pathetic replacement for authentic thoughts and actions, which their narcissism and total lack of imagination makes them incapable of ever achieving.
Eat shit and die.
FO my Po Po Cracker that calls herself a COON, silly cracker, tricks are for kids. And yes…….,
YOU KEEP MY NUTTS IN *YOUR* MOUTH, BEEEEOTCH.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
IT’S NOT A DREAM WHEN MY NUTS STAY IN YOUR MOUTH DUMBASS. NO BUDDY, NO HOMO DREAMS HERE, JUST MY NUTTS IN YOUR MOUTH LIKE A SQUIRREL IN THE FALL. AND BESIDES, THE ONLY MONKEY MAMMY GETTING SCREWED IS YOURS. DUH!!!! JUST LIKE YOURSELF, SHE’S SEEN MORE SACKS THAN A IDAHO POTATOE MERCHANT.
PS: I’VE BEEN TELLING YOU FOR THE PAST 9 MONTHS THAT YOU’RE A DUMBASS, YOU’RE JUST TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THAT!
THE COON ADMITS HE KEEPS MY NUTTS IN HIS MOUTH!!!
WELL I AM GLAD YOU FINALLY ADMITTED THAT MY NUTTS REMAIN IN YOUR MOUTH. LOL!!!! AND STOP DISRESPECTING YOUR MAMMY BOY, SHE HAS A GOLDEN, NO TOOTH MOUTH THAT DOES WONDERS ON MY BALLS. ANYWHOO……..
NO THANK YOU, I WILL JUST STICK TO SCREWING YOUR MOM AND KEEPING MY NUTTS IN *YOUR* MOUTH.
Now as I was saying……….
THE COON KEEPS MY NUTTS IN HIS MOUTH!!!
TYPICAL STEALING, THIEVIN COON.
THAT’S AS GOOD AN EXCUSE AS ANY, EH LAZY ASS COON???????
STILL THE SAME COMMENT COPYING, STEALING LIKE ALL CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, FAG BOY COON, EH?
STILL REARRANGING THAT SOCK DRAWER AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH COON?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SOCK OVER YOUR COCK FOR YOUR MAMMY, EH?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
IT TOOK THE DUMBASS CRACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS COONS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT NARROW NOSE, NOSE GOLD PICKER!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
😉
You just don’t get it.
POTATOE?????
YOU PO DUMB UNEDUCATED POTATO, COTTON PICKIN, COON YOU.
LISTEN GLORYHOLE FAG, NO MATTER HOW YOU TWIST IT, YOUR WISH IS TO STICK YOUR UGLY SMELLY BALLS IN MY MOUTH, SO THERE IS NO DOUBT YOU ARE THE FAG HAG HOMO BOY OF THIS THREAD, SORRY, YOU’RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO ADMIT YOU DREAM FAG DREAMS ABOUT WHITE BOYS.
Joe on August 23, 2010 at 5:06 pm
Call Enigmo the Homo, and you’ll get it good, right up yer ass!
FO PO ENIGMA, THE DUMBEST OF THE DUMB COONS:
DEAR DUMBEST COON,
WHAT IS IT ABOUT YOU STATING YOUR ENDLESS DESIRE AND FANTASY TO PUT YOUR “NUTS IN MY MOUTH” YOU STILL CANNOT COMPREHEND AS BEING A HOMO FAG TRAIT?
I HAVE STATED IT OVER A HUNDRED TIMES IN THE PASY 9 MONTHS. IS THIS ONE DUMBASS POS COON GETTING DUMBER BY DAY, IF THAT IS ALL POSSIBLE?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STATE TUNED FOR MORE.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS DUMB COON CAN NOT READ OR COMPREHEND, STILL?
I TALK ABOUT HIM BEING SICK OF SCREWING HIS MONKEY MAMMY AND HE TELLS ME I ADMIT HIS FAG DREAMS?
YOU ARE ONE SORRY POS NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ALRIGHT!
Hey who can blame you, I’d get sick of screwing that monkey mammy of yours too!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
SCREW YOU, YOU FUCKING COON POS!
THE COON KEEPS THE TRUTH ALIVE!!!!
TYPICAL STEALING, THIEVIN COON.
THAT’S AS GOOD AN EXCUSE AS ANY, EH LAZY ASS COON???????
STILL THE SAME COMMENT COPYING, STEALING LIKE ALL NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS, FAG BOY COON, EH?
STILL REARRANGING THAT SOCK DRAWER AFTER 8 MONTHS, EH COON?
WHOA, JUST AS I SAID, WHAT A GENIUS!
YOU MUST BE USING THAT SOCK OVER YOUR COCK FOR YOUR MAMMY, EH?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
IT TOOK THE DUMBASS NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
6 MONTHS TO FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT!!!
OH, THESE DUMBASS COONS…
WHAT A RIOT.
KEEP PICKIN THAT MONKEY NOSE, COTTON PICKER!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the commentary can be used as a sort-of twelve step model for us whities…..as well as your comment when you get out of denial and share in the last paragraph. keep coming back.
the commentary can be used as a sort-of twelve step model for us whities…..as well as your comment when White Guy gets out of denial and shares honestly in the last paragraph. keep coming back.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I’ve only read the title so far.
Wow Aaron,,,
youz white people sho iz smart.
I hazn’t gitten dat fars yet, but ize workin on it!
Wright after Ize pickin my cottin pickin miles wide negro noze.
White people invented language? WTF are you on? Language evolved tens of thousands of years ago. It may well have developed before we even left Africa, meaning language *predates* the existence of white people. Also, writing first emerged in the Middle East.
White people invented or improved everything -dweeba-
NOW, STFU.
Capesh?
“it’s just a hipster’s pathetic replacement for authentic thoughts and actions”
white people love authenticity!
Picking berries is also…delicious? Not everything we white people do has some pretentious subtext.
We blacks enjoy picking dingle berries.
Keeps our gay lovers very happy.
Is that sooooooooooooo wrong?
Americans nowadays, unlike in the 19th/20th centuries, invent everything which is useless and noxious. I might have known this site was to promote some kind of a book, which I will not be buying. I am in UK, so obviously this drivel is not aimed at me – unless the writer cares to pen a sequel entitled “Things Brits Like” and I bet he gets it wrong in any case.. then the next in the series will be “All Muslims are Suicide Bombers.”
What is muggins’ point anyway? To prevent blacks from getting involved in the whole/natural food movement bcos “it’s something white people do”? Ever heard of MOVE??
Bottom of the class, lad. You must be the black Glenn Beck. (& going by the calibre of *some* of the comments on this site, that is exactly the sort of following you attract!)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……. some good points, some bad points…. but it made me laugh. Thanks.
Things Brits like: warm beer, overcooked veg, misunderstanding sarcasm
Geez, who pissed in your tea this morning? I’m assuming you don’t like coffee, since nothing on this site is authentic or resonates with you.
As an apple picker, I can appreciate this!
This entire thread was hilarious! Thank you cwillis for making a fool of yourself so the rest of us could laugh at you and the hiliarious back lash you received from these awesome people!
duffy brown on September 3, 2010 at 8:58 am
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for that, you dufus fuck a duck apple pickin daffy quacker.
Nobodyyyyy knowssss da troubles I seennnnn….
I’ll go back to pickin my cotton, ya sir..
lol. I love how “supervisory roles” links to “slavery”
I sure hope this is tongue in cheek…………….. otherwise lots and lots of midwestern farmers, mostly of European origins will certainly be shocked to know they don’t know how to farm or do manual labor. And to think these hardy men and women actually drive tractors that cost $200 grand!
It’s no surprise white people like it, because much like a liberal arts degree it feels like you’ve done real work when you really haven’t.
I am a proud white woman and i hate picking my own fruit. id much rather have soemone do it for me. word.
I am also a proud white woman but I agree completely. Picking fruit is so much fun!
OMG, I’m a proud white woman too!!
However, I’m more of a sandwich-making type bcause my husband and I aren’t big fruit fans.
I’m a white woman but I’m not particularly proud because being white is hardly an achievement. I love picking fruit and my mum (also white!) also adores it. (she has a valid excuse though, she grew up in a small town and spent her childhood picking fruit, I just like to pretend I grew up in a small town and spent my childhood picking fruit)
Ha I picked fruit for the first time while living at a political puppetry theater in Vermont. I think that makes me the whitest, but damn it was fun. Except the waking up early. White folk don’t like that. That’s why I was living in NYC at the time. Hm. Ha. Yes.
White people also like single spacing after a period. The old double space went out with the typewriter. You don’t need to hit that spacebar twice any longer.
I am the not so white person from Russia and i understand what this site is talking about. You just have to modify it to your region-trends must be the same everywhere with the leisurous life of urbanites.
For example: For Russian white people the trendy degrees nowadays are Psychology and Law= equivalent of your Art Degrees
Well, I’m definitely white, and I definitely like picking my own fruit. So I guess I’m pretty damn guilty. Tastes good though.
http://limejuice-expertopinions.blogspot.com/
We’ve been poking fun at non-whites for centuries. As a famous jazz musician once said, “What goes around, comes around.” Relax and enjoy the humor of this site in the spirit intended 🙂
I love that all the women’s comments refer to fruit=picking being fun, something they enjoy. Reinforces the funny ideas you made in this paragraph, “When white people harvests a crop it’s known as “berry picking” or “pick your own fruit.” Under these conditions, white people are expected to work leisurely with no real expectations and then they pay for the privilege to do so. In other words, berry picking is the agricultural equivalent to a private liberal arts college. It’s no surprise white people like it, because much like a liberal arts degree it feels like you’ve done real work when you really haven’t.”.
Bread and Puppet!??… Grew up next to that place….. so white, and i love it.
BREAD AND PUPPET!
I’m sure this is intended as entertainment and facts aren’t important but the vast majority of white southerns couldn’t afford slaves and did their own back breaking agriculture labor. They were tenant farmers and sharecroppers. When that didn’t pay enough thousands went into textile factories where they again did back breaking work that ruined their health for pitiful wages which they ended up paying back to company stores. Often the slave drivers of gang labor were other slaves. It’s good to be funny but get the facts right.
You are an idiot.
what would we do without you
Norma, that is brilliant.
Though it also occurs to me that failing to recognize satire about one’s self is also pretty White. Nothing drives White folks crazier than the fear that people are laughing at them and they don’t get it.
WTF. I’ve never heard of this!!! why would you want to do it when you can to the grocery store like a normal person.
I believe that whitey require more study before they can understand history. Socioeconomic slavery is still slavery, and our brothers and sisters around the globe sure might appreciate grain shipments from the grain belt a whole fucking lot. America might bitch and moan about sending our grain around the world, but when we avoid huge storms through the virtue of being the ‘new’ world, it is our sacred duty to send food and strong backs through the corps and the army corps of engineers to help rebuild.
-whitey
This is a lame attempt at humor, getting lamer–and more blatantly racist–by the second.
There were roughly 350 years of some whites having some reasonable number of non-white slaves for agricultural labor in the entire history of the world.
In the US slave-holding states at the time of the Civil War, right at a quarter of families owned at least one slave at all. Some of these families were black themselves, of course. And this by no means indicates that even 1/4 of whites in slaveholding states were in a “supervisory” role. On the contrary, 20-30% of all slaves were in the possession of .015% of the free population, who held more than 200 slaves.
Inequalities of that sort meant that vast majority of slave owners had no more than a couple of slaves–and on a 19th-c. farm, that mean that the slaves and the owners (and the owners’ kids) all worked in the fields. (This isn’t to say that the slaves were in any way equal to the owners even if there was only one or two.)
Still, fewer than 10% of farm owners in slave-owning states had enough slave labor to have could have possibly not have worked in the fields themselves. The others would have starved if they’d tried it.
Now, at the eve of the Civil War, we have good evidence from the census that fewer than 10% of whites who owned farms would have been able to be in a “supervisory role” over black labor.
Now, if we take that across the entire country, we have (rounding up) 4% of whites who have black labor over which they are no more than supervisors. Pretend, absurdly, that this is somehow representative of the entire white world throughout those 350 years (this is a ridiculous overstatement), and then spread that over the 10,000 years since the Neolithic Revolution really took off, and then you have a gross overestimate of .14% of white people who were in supervisory roles over black people since the invention of farming.
Yeah. So clearly, the other 99.86% of white people who didn’t have black slaves to farm for them don’t exist.
Idiot.
I do agree with another commenter that this blog is 99% “stuff hipsters like.” Yes, hipsters like picking their own fruit because it feels more “natural” (or whatever), and for most hipsters, that’s as close as they’ve ever gotten to farm labor.
But most white people come from farming families that labored heavily with their hands no more than 2 or 3 generations back. 90% of the population were still farmers in 1900, remember. Plenty still had farm chores when they went to grandma’s. It’s a generational and a regional thing for people to not have that connection to farm labor.
But of course, in a lame attempt at humor, you’ll pretend that slaves did all the work until the Civil War, after which it was black sharecroppers and Mexicans. Hate to tell you, things are only funny if they’re true. This isn’t. Not even vaguely. And the only people who will laugh are those too stupid and racist to know the difference.
I know plenty of white people who are excellent at manual labor. This is a silly generalized stereotype that isn’t common enough to be a joke. Most stereotypes are based in truth to some degree that can be supported with quantitative & qualitative evidence. When it comes to manual labor, which includes MANY different trades…..think of the race of most mechanics, oil rig workers, construction workers, contractors, plumbers, and the list goes on. Whites are still the majority and thus are still the majority in manual labor. Now, if you go to certain areas, (I live in Florida), then of course you may see a whole crew of hispanic workers. But that doesn’t mean they dominate the manual labor force. That’s one small group in a region.
I know a lot of black people who pick their own fruit or are you some racist who thinks people only live in apartment blocks and houses and that black people don’t have gardens?
You are so racist it isn’t even funny, I don’t care what your color is.
If this is satire you’re not very good at it. By the way feeling entitled to a book publishing deal when you can’t write very well and aren’t funny is kind of “white” whether you are or not.
complaining about other people’s success is another thing white people love to do…
I have to agree here. i think at points this goes a bit too far and can be racism in disguise as comedy.
He’s not talking about white people. He’s talking about white people. I’ve seen a lot of black white people.
this site bloooooows!! obvious observations just repackaged. hope you guys make a billion off coffee books at urban outfitters. at least america is producing something. bad comedy. what’s the deal with white people!? what am i doing on here. gotta go shit on something else!
http://chrisiswhyimskinny.blogspot.com/
turd with no sense of humor.
k u can go now.
This blog cracks me up.. I love how people get so angry until they figure out while most of it is TRUE, it’s a JOKE. Get a grip and lighten up people! Yikes.
-Crystal
Propane Burners
i am white and, while i enjoy fruit (who doesn’t?), i prefer having fruit from a can. it tastes much better and is smothered in preservatives and other chemicals. i like buying foods and other products which contain large amounts of chemicals because i am a staunch supporter of chemical companies and anything unnatural in general. in fact, i won’t buy a house if it has any wood in it. i want all artificial products in my house. the drywall has to be made from synthetics. hardwood floors? no thanks, i want plastic-based carpeting. i don’t drink water either — unless it comes in a plastic bottle and is sparkling. usually i just drink red gatorade. blue if red is unavailable. as for coffee, the stuff reeks and i can’t stand the taste either — unless it is freeze-dried. folgers is sometimes tolerable if it comes in those little red baggies. i hate education. what i mean by that is i hate stupid hippie “liberal arts” colleges. i’d rather be a carpenter or a blacksmith and have some real skills. i am white. i am the real america. i do not live on a coast. your whole premise is based on the minority of white people in america. you obviously are one of them. but good for you for making a profit. america needs more businessmen like yourself. you know, you probably have more in common with bill o’reilly than you’d like to admit.
Heh. The urban white middle class love of quaint agricultural activities has managed to keep the agribusiness-raped rural communities clinging to life a little longer than we had anticipated. Seriously. Where would we small farmers be right now, without organics, specialty crops, CSAs, localvores, people who hate agribusiness even more than we do, and idiots who think that picking their own berries is worth paying mo- uh, I mean, without the kind and eco-socially conscious consumers who support our communities?
Oh, well. I guess being a whore for agri-tourism is better than being a wage slave for Cargill or a chicken gutter for a factory the town council subsidized the hell out of so you could bathe yourself in gore ten hours a day for minimum wage an the profit of an urbanite CEO. I just wish the tourists would stay tourists and stop moving out. Gentrification sucks.
I know white people well from traveling all over the world. I know they love historic homes so as one of the few blacks in my area who owns a home here I chose this area bcz I knew it would appreciate and gentrify with time.
I was right. But one thing you get not wrong but underplayed is that it is more about class than about race. I grew up in love with antiques and historic stuff and we are not white, but Creole who are the real European stock mixed with black.
Did you include travel for no reason at all as SWPL? That is their gold standard. And DOGS are the #1 thing white folks love NOT coffee. This is why I give white people walking dogs on my lawn dirty looks. They love those damn dogs. That’s where I differ from whites. I hate dogs, but love exotic coffee.
I am not sure you know as much about SWPL as you profess.
Heloise8,
The blog’s author did not arrange this in any particular order. Not just any dog will do either, St. Bernards, Weimaraners, Afghan Hounds, and English Setters are far more preferable to Pit Bulls and Rottweilers.
the car stereos that we bought have built in equalizers and it sounds great ;:;
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and love it just as much!
According to this recent interview Christian Lander, the guy who started this blog, doesn’t read the comments on the blog anymore because they upset him too much. He also says he doesn’t remove troll comments either, which explains all the troll comments on the Obama thread. Anyhoodle it’s a good interview and gives a real insight into where he was coming from when he started his Stuff White People Like blog.
http://www.themonthly.com.au/whiter-shade-pale-christian-lander-and-john-safran-2829
Does anyone at all feel offended by this list? Is it taken as simply humorous? I mean it is written by a white guy, so I guess that it can be seen as a witty joke instead of a judgment. These stereotypes don’t really translate into oppression.
You know what white people like the most? PAYING TO WORK. Like, an internship where you get class credit and have to pay for the class. Berry picking goes in the same category.
But, really, now, can’t something just be enjoyable? I mean, have you really asked a non-elitist prick (which is the actual group you’re referring to, right?) if they like picking berries?
I think that’s where this starts to make me feel weird. I mean isn’t part of the problem you’re critiquing this insular conversation we’re continually having with other elitist liberals? It’s so self-absorbed. It’s like mirrors reflecting mirrors.
I guess I just think that in the end, the only categories that matter are assholes and non-assholes. Well, and then there’s the rest of us who try to be the latter but sometimes end up being the former.
Is your comment tongue-in-cheek or do you really hate people who have poor grammar and play the banjo. I have to warn you – I have watched Hee Haw, and laughed. I was born in Alabama. Would you talk to me if I told you that at some hip party you were attending?
Mind you, the biggest irony of all is that I was raised in Northern college towns, and I’m the worst of the liberal elitists.
But you would be surprised how all those people with “Celebrate Diversity” stickers talk about working class and/or Southern whites.
We won’t admit to our classism in America, until we admit that we have classes.
What an outrageously ignorant story.
^ Oooh, here we have “Being offended”. Bonus points because it’s being offended at a perceived injustice to white people.
Yes, white people are soooooooo oppressed in this country.
That is a white person comment if I ever heard one. It was as if to say that water is wet, which while true contains no information of any utility.
This is hilarious. Keep it up
My pear tree was organic but that was because I was lazy. It doesn’t make pears anymore. Pear trees have to have sex! I don’t know if it’s lack of a partner or bees or just plain old age.
My neighbors in Portland have gone on to bunnies and chickens. One day I was outside and saw a chicken cross the road. I thought I was seeing things. Not only was there a chicken but also a rooster. An illegal rooster! Last week I drove by the house and the little flock was out in the front yard. The law is only three hens, no roosters. More illegals!
Now there is a yearly tour of chicken coops in Portland. The last time there were over 20 open to the public. Some are designed by architects. White ones of course. It’s a perfect white people solution to raise chickens and have organic eggs but spend $12,000 on a chicken coop.
” Some white people have to get their fix by picking their own fruit..”
He hehe..!
i use to think SWPL was just in it for the hipster racist-lite lulz, that could have been true at first.
at first i thought it was some classic hegemony. obscure white power and privilege, make it perceptually inaccessible to revolutionaries.
now i realize that SWPL does what no minority can do or ever conceive of doing; the business of stereotyping white ppl.
minorities libs listen to what white libs people tell them to because white people are better than us. therefore we follow the multiculturalist script, unlike white libs however, minorities don’t have media, a racist fringe, and police to do all their stereotyping dirty work for them.
SWPL confirms every sneaking suspicion of minorities in america and does the one thing that minorities can’t do because of the multiculturalist script… the “racing” of white people, to bring them into the messy struggle of the politics of identity that minorities deal with everyday.
when a post like the “empathy/sympathy” one can bring to the conversation (arguably a group of people even more invisible than single black moms) ‘poor whites’ (what’s their excuse right? let’s not talk about them) you know SWPL is doing something right. like soul-power right.
nothing fucks up the program of a snobby classist dem faster than a convo about their meth-making ozark cousins.
keep up the good work boys & girls of SWPL, thanks for doing the most out of anyone to defeat white power and privilege*
*virtual white power & privilege. there are still some mexicans too hungry to reconquista despite knowledge of the kind of beer WP drink during the world cup ^_^
I’m sure some black people do it?
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Stop tripping, this shit is hillarious.
I am white. Couldn’t afford a history degree, so I just took their reading list and read the books. Helps me understand the world better.
Have a writing diploma, but decided not to write for the world because I may be attacked by a fanatic.
Parents were commercial farmers, but I am just a hobby farmer. I grow and pick my own fruits and vegetables because after 18 cancer operations I had to get serious about food. Pesticides and not very fresh stuff in the stores makes all the labour worth it. It doesn’t save much, but it fills the freezer and keeps the fat off me when I’m sweating away in the garden.
Not all whites owned slaves. My parents both come from long lines of people who were practically slaves themselves.
Yawn
Lmao.. now I can’t even remeber what I had initially googled that ended up leading me to this site.
Good stuff!
NOW I remeber.. I googled “What do I want to watch”
Because I was browsing netflix and couldn’t decide.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
I cans pick cotton an’ my noze.
Ize white?
White people, well all people, also enjoy http://www.NakedHipster.com. Mainly because the girls are hot and don’t have clothes on. Usually those two things go well together. You know, the hotness and the nakedness.
fruit is the shit. Pick it. Pick this: http://srslysorry.com
This site is vaguely amusing, and pretty much true.
I suspect the author could never create a site about stuff black people like, because it would be a very small site. Basically 4 things: rap music, sex, too much salt on everything, and adding black skin to figurines and re-doing movies that were orignally white with an entire cast of black people – then talking about how it’s about time black people were represented, not realizing that probably the best wasy to represent your own culture is to create your own art instead of just adding black skin to someone else’s art.
Haha, wow. No more MTV for you. 🙂
Shit yeah, I’m white and I love picking fruit. My husband is better at me, but he’s a Spanish peasant, so I guess it’s OK that I let him do most of the manual labour?
ummm….I’m pretty sure white people didn’t like picking fruit until a while after slavery was abolished.
well actually the whole point of the site is to expose ‘whiteness’ which many do not know exist because they are white and they just assume that it is natural and how everyone else is. Like you they believe that they can generalize other ethnic groups because they are different and need to be specifically understood.
While I can easily pick apart all the dumb and ignorant things you have said, I do have things to do, but I’ll leave you with a couple
– you say that black people should create their own culture, yet yourself already know that (you mention rap music).
– and unfortunately it is up to black people, or hispanic people, or jewish people, or japanese people… to get represented. they can only try, because at the end of the day the forces of representation are controlled by white people who get to decide who gets represented and how.
Man thats funny! I’m totally digging this blog!
You’ve got that all wrong. We use mexicans for that.
this should be labled “stuff MOST white ppl like” bc im white and I dont like most of this lol, but yes i agree, white ppl tend to assume everyone thinks the way they do, or should and that is some of their fault. the young though, they should be taught not to think that way, or they should be exposed to other cultures so that they do not have to make an effort to understand other people, they just do. this needs to be a collaberative effort, but i think we can do this by not always putting white people down like saying that we are all lazy and only hard laborers are “HGTV talent” funny, yes, appropriate, no. like Einstein said “We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.” of since he is white, if you prefer “…I would like to ask people to celebrate the similarities and not focus on the differences between people of color and not of color.” ~Lynn Swann
This is an excellent topic. I encountered a related phenomenon a few years ago during my preparations for a trip to Italy. There is a variant on the popular “agritourismo” fad there where the (white) tourists go to hard-on-their-luck farms in Italy and actually pay to stay at the farm and pick the grapes, etc. for the owner of the place, then make the jams or whatever it is they make there for them. Right on!
White people HATE doing any labor on someone else’s terms; to do makes them feel like commoners.
And white people love using the semi-colon (;) for literary purposes, not just the emoticon. Is the semi-colon on this list? 😉
this hilarious and accurate. boy, these commenters know how to take the funny right out of something. i think you should rename the blog “stuff most white people like, but not me because I am in touch with, like, brown people.” then people could bitch about racial issues, and how factually inaccurate your blog is instead of laughing at the fact that white people do some dumb shit while pretending that it’s smart shit.
Simply Awesome… Thanks once again for making me laugh so hard I cry
heheheheheheheheheheh. this blog is so wrong but so hilariously right as well.
Keep reachin’ for the cherries….. there you go, my friend.
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sitting her at mels fabulous trailer park, jus po white trash, forgotten by fancy white society. Picking fruit, nope, picking my ass, a must. When shit dries in your asshole and gets mated to asshole hairs the shit must be picked out, hair shit and all. Time for another smoke, smoking still ok in a trailer park, thank the lord for Mels. Going down to the chinkie joint tonight and get my drink on, yeah good night to be a scumbag, this is the el form Mels
Stuff white people like: mason jars.
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Stuff Black People Like:
loud car stereos; malt liquor; early termination of probation; low or no bond; loose white girls (for black guys); voting only when there is a black candidate on the ballot; unemployment benefits; welfare; food stamps; check cashing stores; lottery tickets; sweet and milds; swaggering; cheap gold jewelry; grape soda; renting furniture
20. Being an expert on YOUR culture. LMAO.
I’m black and I’ve never needed a bond, I drink fuzzy navel, I don’t smoke, I’ve never rented furniture, and I don’t need welfare. That’s funny that you would want to talk about blacks even though this book was not created by a black person. This book is for fun so, take your racist crap to a KKK meeting.
I can’t believe all the hateful messages coming from everyone on this blog. WOW!!!!
I’m sorry Nicole. I forgot. Whites are the only people who can be ridiculed.
See my “what jews like” posted on the next story (World cup). You might like that better.
I’m glad you’ve never been arrested. Actually you are a woman and it’s more of a male thing anyway.
You know what I’m sayin?
You’re not a racist, just an uneducated jerk with low moral standards.
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If I’m to pick my own fruit, I pick the lil homo greg, aka not a rascist , just an asshole, I know you lil gay, cum for some hamster jamming, ramming.
Absolutely stunning site with nice articles and good posts, so many moving people from one corner to other corner, so delightful! I’ll be coming more often!
You know, most whites throughout history worked their own land _themselves_, and in antiquity most slaves in Europe were about as white as their owners. You yanks really need to catch up on history. The world doesn’t revolve around your country.
It’s something we Yanks call “a joke.”
Me and the wife love picking our own fruit-she also spins, knits, sews, and weaves. She just learned how to use a loom last week.
Meag, you are kidding right? Either that or you are supremely ignorant!!
Small site because there are basically 4 things people of colour like!! You listed 5 items, so I take it that you can’t count either!!
First off, African Americans invented Jazz, Blues and Gospel music all of which are the ingredients to Rock and Roll, but of course you don’t know this.
Assuming that all African Americans like rap is like assuming that all white people can’t dance. This of course is ludicrous, just look at the two Justin’s, Timberlake and Bieber.
Every race likes sex, so I am not touching that one.
“Too much salt on everything, and adding black skin to figurines (are figurines only to be white?) and re-doing movies that were orignally white with an entire cast of black people” – have you even left the town you were born in, ever????
Of course, if you were kidding ha, ha!!!!!
No it doesn’t , but it should.
removal company london, you missed the boat. this was a hot site maybe two years ago. there were always new posts and a lot of comments. now there is hardly any activity. you may enjoy reading the old stuff however. maybe that is something else white people like . . . reading old comments. we are are not flawless like the other races. well, okay, they have flaws too but if you mention that you are racist if you talk about the flaw in white people you are “funny”. get it?
i enjoy pickin cotton outta my large negro nostrills.
thats when i’m not pickin dicks outta gloryholes to suck
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That “supervisory roles” link made me burst out laughing.
1-this site is disgustingly racist
2-racism means ‘hate towards a different race’, not only a black race
3-succesful ‘white people’ work extremely hard at whatever they do, sacrificing a lot in their life, that’s how they are successful. Same thing as successful black people, or brown people, or yellow, or red. And it isn’t me who started this differentiating between skin color.
4-lazy people, no matter the color, will always stand aside indolently, and try to hide their jealousy behind anything else, like racism
Joanna:
Your points are well made, but you will be accused of having no sense of humor.
Don’t you get it? Whites are the only race that has to take insults with good cheer and not defend themselves.
That is because 150 years ago someone who was of your race owned a slave of the black race. At the time your ancestors may have been in Europe doing back breaking work for the wealthy elite, and may never even have seen a black person in their entire life. However, since whites owned black slaves you must suffer “white guilt”. Makes a lot of sense, right?
BTW, don’t be put off by my screen name. It’s Jew-baiter, not Jew-hater. I actually like many Jews, yet I challenge those who feel like they are entitled to special status, viz-a-viz the country of Israel who is allowed to keep a “secret” supply of nuclear weapons and sh– upon their oppressed neighbors all in the name of zionsim.
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The only time I went berry picking, I came down with a severe case of poison ivy. Never again. Never again.
My dad is actually very good and non-complaining at manual labor. And our whole family comes from farming roots where we work alongside our “hired hands”.
But, I realize that our family is on the odd side.
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I grew up on a farm, too, and we worked our tails off. To this day I refuse to go apple picking with my white friends, and every year I get treated like a renegade for such refusals.
However, I wear a pea coat, have bangs, love hummus, write in Moleskines, use Apple products, don’t own a TV, have had several unpaid internships, and often try to make people feel bad for spending nice days indoors. So, overall, I am as white as charged.
All of the white people complaining that there aren’t any jobs should come work on farms. The pay is more than minimum wage, the conditions are really not as bad as they make it sound on TV if you’re not a wimp and can handle using your muscles and getting a few scars and sunburns. And you might get to work with really awesome Jamaicans, who are, by the way, getting paid the same amount as you, only they also get full medical coverage and free housing. I’ve worked on a fruit orchard for the past two years and every time I hear people on the news talk about how hard farm work is I wonder why the hell they are trying to scare americans away from perfectly good jobs. although, i think part of it is that you have a lot of time to think freely and discuss opinions and ideas, and that means you might try to do more things for yourself instead of waiting for the government and other power institutions to sustain you.
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My favorite fruit is gregalicous the gay head giving freak!
You’ve just never hand picked a Jersey grown Fiji apple. They’ve set my expectations too high now. Cheaper too.
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUAUTOCORRECT!!!!!!!!
I meant fuji apple.
wow
Anti-White garbage.
“Supervisory” my pale white ass. My family has been farmers for freaking ever. Farmers in California, farms in Iowa, and before that Farmers in Germany and the Ukraine.
I like the idea of growing my own food because it’s freaking cost effective and not full of chemical crap that’s going to kill me before im 50.
I think it’s fun to pick fruit, or vegetables.
Yep, i fully agree…
Anti-Humor Crybaby
Well.. at least hes got the good graces to be self loathing.In truth there really is nothing more pathetic than a hipster with a pen. Writers write because they mostly cant do.
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I live within 1 km of a pick-your-own strawberry farm, a pick-your-own raspberry farm, and a pick-your-own blueberry farm. It’s great, because you can fill a giant basket with berries, and it literally costs about 20 times less than the supermarket, and it’s fresher. I live in Canada, where the growing season is short, and most berries are shipped in from places like California, so it’s nice to eat some berries right off the vine.
You have me. I am a second generation white person and we have a hedge of blueberries in our backyard that was planted by my mother thirty years ago. We prune them ourselves and consider it a sin to spray them. I almost want to say that I am third generation white person because my grandfather also grew blueberries in his backyard but he was the son of impoverished immigrants from Poland and I’m not sure he had a meal where he could eat all he wanted until he joined the army during WWII so I’m not sure he counts.
Well, at least we know how to self-sustain. Too bad Africans can’t do the same.
As a fruitcake American, I take offense to this posting, stop picking on fruits, I like cock rammed up my asshole, none of your business buddy. I drive a bmw, 5 series what the fuck do you drive,.
It’s easy to sustain something that was already established. However, if you can name one thing that whites have that was not originally stolen or copied from another race I’ll take that back.
Rebecca you are absolutely right. I can’t believe how shameless it is.
I like picking my own fruit because you can get enough for 2 pies a cobbler, and a couple jars of jam for the price of 1 pound of berries at a supermarket. Sorry, I meant farmers market.
Of course you need a wife who bakes for that. Preferably one who learned before it became trendy. Sorry, I meant sustainable.
Its amazing to me that this is what other races think of the caucasion race. Picking ones own food is a luxury, yes, we love having fresh fruit and vegetables to eat more healthy. I enjoy fried foods, but I prefer eating foods the natural way, without cooking them, getting all the nutrients they provide in the raw form. It is a shame that some people have not had the advantage to be taught what certain vegetables and fruits can help prevent illnesses and disease. In fact a lot of people have no idea that raw honey locally found in the state or even city you live in and taken two times a day of one table spoon, helps boost your immune system of natural pollen (natural vaccine) that within at least six months of taking, you will not get the common cold, which if infected will lead to strep, the flu and other illnesses. I know how it is to get down and dirty planting crops and taking care of them, because I like to know where my food is coming from and that the Government has not had anything done to it. This Post suggest that “White” people do not and refuse to get dirty and work for their food. and that this may be where we as different races differ, because there are a lot of Black people (being that this post did not refer to white people as caucasion, I thought it ok to refer to african americans as black people. Just saying…) that do not have knowledge of food, all they know is what their family members taught them which in lot of black families is mostly Fried foods…which is terribly bad for you but know how to grow food: where white people have the knowledge of the foods, but some whites do not have the knowledge of growing due to upraising. But then again some do have the know how of growing food through education and that is what makes them work hard for their food. TADA!!!
What a pathetic piece of offensive trash. So white people aren’t good at manual labour? I’m white and I’ve worked as a construction worker for 15 years dipshit and I’m damn good at my job.
Typical self-loathing, lib-tard idiot.
The computer, the internet, the telephone, the television, the internal combustion engine, the jet engine, the modern legal system, the modern police force, many works of literature, many works of art… I could go on.
I’ll tell you what Dawn. Since I’ve just listed a bunch of things white people have that hasn’t been stolen or copied from another race, how about you list black contributions to science and industry?
I’d bet you could barely list a dozen. Now jog on you racist piece of trash.
I like alot of the things listed on this site, just looking at the list titles. And I am white.
I don’t think I am the kind of white person that goes around feeling superior for the things I like, or Liking things just for the sake of how others will perceive me for liking those things. I don’t have a ton of friends, or talk to many people, so no one really knows or cares what I like. I suppose this is more geared towards hipsterish young white people who are really preoccupied with fitting in with other hipsterish white people.
Also, I work full time doing manual labor. But I am over 30 so I probebly don’t count.
Yeah, I actually know a lot of blue collar white people who work hard manual labor jobs.
Wow, what is a “second generation white person?”
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But what if you are just stingy and realize you can pick your own fruit for $1.10 lb versus paying $5 lb for crappier fruit in the store? Plus strawberries that are hot from the sun the bomb.
bonus when you find free berries growing in the woods!
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Tomatoes are really easy to grow, I’ve seen people grow them upside down in garbage bag. Though I’ve never tried that, I live in the burbs so I grew them in the yard, by throwing the seeds I got from store brought tomatoes into the dirt and then just watering and fertilizering the seedlings that sprout there! (you should probably image google what that looks like).
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Why does it have to be about white people. This arcticle sounds racist and stereotypical. This only applies to people that are actually sheep. Not one thing that you have said in this applies to me. This arcticle is not worth the virtual paper that it is printed on.STUPID !
This is the equivalent of us asking you if you eat fried chicken and drink malt liquoir all of the time. SO RACIST and sarcastic to boot!!
It’s nice to know that you have white people figured out. Since you know it all; how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop. Who died and made you God. GET REAL !!!
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They only spoke of this from time to time and funny, I never heard them complain…?
No social programs then. But somehow they managed to make it – “Must have been all those easy breaks white people get”… You betcha.
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I find it extremely hypocritical to constantly hear the N word rolling off black people’s tongues multiple times in a short conversation, yet claim the word that is so offensive to the black people. Consider this if black people quit saying that word to eachother, in your music and as part of your culture that you just may not ever hear the N word again. It is in the dictionary for a reason, to call people like you.
There can be the Miss black America Pagent, The Negro College fund and so many other organizations geared towards black people, however, you cry about organizations that are not denying you because you’re black when its really because you are ignorant. Sorry you can’t live in the 21st century and treat people equally. People like you make white people not want to associate with your one sided thinking or in your case not thinking.
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I actually find this post pretty reductionist and upsetting. I’m white, but I’m also an individual… We are in a global food crisis right now and the industrial food market is actually making present-day slavery possible in places like Haiti and the DR where human trafficking (slavery) happens regularly in sugar cane production, for example. I think its really important to support local farms fiscally, such as berry farms, because voting with my dollars in this way is a political act that moves away from the global food market. Buying local berries in the summer instead of at supermarkets all year round makes livelihood better for communities around the globe. If communities around the globe focused on sustaining local agriculture within their communities instead of exporting to other countries, I think we would see much better livelihood in this world.
I don’t think it’s fair to insult me for participating in this act of politics to increase global life quality and saying I don’t work hard just because I’m white. Also, I have worked incredibly hard as an undergraduate student thank you very much, maintaining a 40 hour work week job during the whole year at a shitty pizza place to pay rent/eat/get books and also commuting to school every day. I spend countless hours in the library after I get of work at 12:00 AM and barely sleep.
Really great way to bridge inequality your post….
White, have picked fruit in an orchard and have extensive experience sorting fruit. It was what I did for a living. The orchard was Granny Smith apples which bruise easily. The grower had an all white crew because they were willing to treat the fruit gently. Now, it seems they just pick them green. Personally, I enjoyed working with fruit. It has a nice rhythm to the season.
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YES. YES YES. So many yesses to this post. I am from extremely rural Australia, Tasmania actually if anyone knows where that is, where blackberries grow wild during autumn and you pick them on the side of the road or from relatives/friends/neighbours properties to eat or cook with. Then you watch one of the many cooking shows on TV with celebrities and judges, and they talk about how fantastic it is that they went to their local market and bought local blackberries. Eergh. They are just berries. They, grow, you pick them, you eat them. It’s not a new thing! By the way I am white and sort of what Americans call a redneck.
Apparently you think all white people have gardens as some sort of elitist “hobby”. As I commented on your racist and laughable sushi commentary, likewise, this shows either your ignorance of white people or an amazing lack of sensitivity to any race but your own, which makes you a flaming racist.
Did it ever occur to you that people have gardens to save money! My Lithuanian grandparents,who lived in the duplex upstairs from us, tended a garden to FEED their family! Lithuanians use cabbage in many recipes, green peppers, peas, green beans, rhubarb and tomatoes. Did it ever occur to you that all whites were not wealthy? My grandparents came in through Ellis Island with my father and his two siblings, when they were very young. They left the only home they had ever known in Europe and came here with nothing. My grandfather worked long hours in a textile mill, along with other Lithuanuan and Polish immigrants. They came here the legal way, worked hard for everything they owned, never took a dime from the government, and had strong family-oriented culture. If that is white “privilege”, perhaps blacks should start practicing it.
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Well, what is wrong with picking your own fruit?? I could easily generalize and say that “all black people” love to chow down in McDonald’s, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Popeye’s, and Checkers. This could explain why obesity is on the rise in black hoods and families. Hmmm.. doesn’t sound so nice does it? Your entire website generalizes things that YOU believe about “white people.” Maybe someone should create a website called “Things that black people like/do. Sounds really stupid right? That sounds like a very racist thing to do, right? Black people would immediately cry racism, and demand that the website be taken down. But it’s ok to generalize about us whites. Sounds like you have a chip on your shoulder. Don’t bother wallowing in your misery; go out there in the world and make something of yourself instead of blaming the “white man” for your misfortune.
I do like your post but still, have doubt why you only “white people.” Otherwise, the blog about white people and their habits, choices, and wishes are really real.
You may be surprised to find that the reason white people value hard work so much is because that is the most likely way one moves up out of poverty. If you just sit there saying, “I can’t because I am black, or, poor, or, undereducated, or whatever your perceived handicap is, then chances are you are right, but not because of your handicap. You are right because you think it is true and therefore will follow a pattern of behavior making it so.
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Stuff that white people like…at number 132 – I would love to pick fruit off the ground to eat it since ripe fruits are known to fall off their perches ont he trees.
I pick my own fruits and berries because I don’t want any nigs or wetbacks with shit on their fingers handling any nutritious food I consume. You can get very sick from hep A, salmonella, shigella, E. Coli..etc
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