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#14 Having Black Friends

From guest contributor Kristen Warner

Since we are on the verge of electing a black president, it seems important to explain why white people want black friends. Every white person wants a black friend like Barack: good-looking, well-spoken, and non-violent. Obviously, whites want black friends so as not to appear racist (see earlier Obama post). However, if we dig deeper what we notice about white people is not if they have black friends but in fact, how many black friends they have. White people like numbers. They like to count things like stars in the sky and the death toll at Mt. Everest and the number of times they’ve seen Tori Amos and/or Phish in concert. Counting the number of black friends is then clearly a divine imperative. The number of black friends white people possess also illustrates their comfort with black culture. Here’s a handy guide to the number system:

1—The white novice. This black friend is the gateway to helping white people understand gang signs and Vietnamese beauty supply stores. This black friend is probably the only black friend for many white people and when they all hang out (because white people hang out) they bring their “mutual” black friend with them.

2—The white black club-goer. Two black friends serve as bodyguards when white people go to black clubs to see how exactly one “pops, drops and locks” it.

3 -4—The white BET-er. See Justin Timberlake/ Robin Thicke/ Jon B for more information. For old school reference, see Michael McDonald.

5 and up—Impossible.


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I found this rather funny but however true. Made me laugh.


 

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Dude there’s no room for these racist comments. You call out Trevon Martin’s mom for “causing additional bad blood in race relations,” but look at what your doing? You are a bad person.


 
Enigma the CoonNФObozo on April 12, 2012 at 8:05 am

SANFORD, Fla. (AP) — Prosecutors face steep hurdles to win a second-degree murder conviction against neighborhood watch volunteer George Zimmerman in the shooting death of unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin, experts say.

Zimmerman was charged after a public campaign to make an arrest in the shooting that galvanized the nation for weeks. Now the prosecutor and her team will have to prove Zimmerman intentionally went after Martin instead of shooting him in self-defense, to refute arguments that a Florida law empowered him to use deadly force.

Zimmerman, 28, who turned himself in at a county jail Wednesday after prosecutor Angela Corey announced the charge, was to appear before a magistrate Thursday and plead not guilty in the Feb. 26 shooting of the 17-year-old that set off a nationwide debate about racial profiling and the rights to
self-defense.

“He is concerned about getting a fair trial and a fair presentation,” his attorney, Mark O’Mara said. “He is a client who has a lot of hatred focused on him. I’m hoping the hatred settles down … he has the right to his own safety and the case being tried before a judge and jury.”

Speaking Thursday on NBC’s “Today” show, O’Mara said Zimmerman is stressed and very tired and hoping to get bail.

“He wants to be out (of jail) to be able to help with his defense, but overall he is doing ok,” O’Mara told NBC.

Meanwhile, Martin’s mother, who has campaigned with the rest of the family for an arrest and prosecution, said she thought the shooting was an accident.

Asked on “Today” what she would say to Zimmerman face-to-face, Sybrina Fulton said she wanted an apology, then added: “I believe it was an accident. I believe that it just got out of control and he couldn’t turn the clock back.” She did not say more about how she thinks the shooting happened.
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Accident? Now this dumb black CUNT believes it was an "accident?"
After causing additional bad blood in race relations, a world furor, nearly costing a possible innocent person his life, the truth is becoming clearer that these despicable race baiting scumbags are nothing more than opportunistic cockroaches interested only in the quick buck, further leveraging in favor of minorities, particularly blacks, and the re-election of this feckless queer hugging no nothing BOZO, Oboma.
I hope Zimmerman sues the fuckin shit out of that scum Al Scar face Sharpton and every other POS involved in this extortion shakedown.
Fuckin CUNT WHINY VICTIMIZATION BS NIGGAAAAASSSSSS!


 

I think your number system is pretty messed up. I don’t think its bad to want black friends, but not just so you can go to clubs for safety or not feel racist…


 

Sir,
You seem to be under the impression that this should make national headlines.

There are dozens of murders alone that take place each day in the US. All of which cannot make national headlines.
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The reason why the Trayvon case has gotten so much coverage is because Zimmerman was not arrested. Both the irregularity of the case and the fact that Trayvon was racially profiled by him is the reason why it made so much coverage.

The Tyrone case 1)is basically open and shut, he committed a crime and was arrested 2) it was not racially motivated.

Considering the hundreds of other terrible crimes that took place the same week, it does not deserve national coverage more than any other.

People do bad things, regardless of race.


 
Enigma the CoonNФObozo on April 7, 2012 at 5:39 pm

NEW YORK (AP) — NBC News has fired a producer for editing a recording of George Zimmerman’s call to police the night he shot Trayvon Martin, a person with direct knowledge of the matter said Saturday.

The person was not authorized to talk about the situation publicly and spoke on the condition of anonymity. The identity of the producer was not disclosed.

An NBC spokeswoman declined to comment.

The producer’s dismissal followed an internal investigation that led to NBC apologizing for having aired the misleading audio.

NBC’s “Today” show first aired the edited version of Zimmerman’s call on March 27. The recording viewers heard was trimmed to suggest that Zimmerman volunteered to police, with no prompting, that Martin was black: “This guy looks like he’s up to no good. He looks black.”

But the portion of the tape that was deleted had the 911 dispatcher asking Zimmerman if the person who had raised his suspicion was “black, white or Hispanic,” to which Zimmerman responded, “He looks black.”


 
Enigma the CoonNФObozo on April 7, 2012 at 5:25 pm

A week ago, in Tulsa,
Oklahoma, a black kid named Tyrone Woodfork severely beat an elderly couple, a
Mr. & Mrs. Strait, who had been married for 65 years. Tyrone RAPED Mrs.
Strait, and she died of injuries received at his hands. Mr. Strait served in the
101st Airborne during WWII. NO national media carried the story. Tyrone was
arrested yesterday.I supposed that if Mr. Strait had shot
Tyrone, the whole country
would know about the
story. As it is, only Mrs. Strait died, so it’s not of interest to Brian
Williams and the rest of the main stream media media.

Think about it.
After 65 years of marriage. After serving our country. After 90 years of life,
Mr. Strait has lost his wife to a rapist/murderer. NO ONE in the national media
gives a flip. They’re interested in their wonderful hero, Trayvon
Martin.


 

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