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#17 Hating their parents

This topic ties into a number of other posts, but there is no denying that white people hate their parents. What is amazing, is that as a white parent, there is nothing you can do to prevent this.

If you are a strict parent who makes your kid have a curfew, do homework, and not smoke weed – then you are almost guaranteed to have them scream at you, write poems about how much they hate you, relate to songs by bands from Orange County and Florida.

Eventually, they forgive you and thank you for the tough upbringing, but still resent you because their high school experience wasn’t a carbon copy of the OC or My So Called Life.

On the other hand, if you are a super laid back parent who lets your kid go to parties, drink in the house, and you smoke weed together, you are only delaying the hatred. Because these kids eventually end up doing something stupid with their life – dropping out of university, trying to become a painter, or spending time in a Thai prison. At which point, they hate YOU for being too lax and not caring enough.

But take note that this hatred can be used for gain. White people love to talk about how much they hate their parents, so if you are in a situation where you need to gain a white person’s trust, ask them about their parents. But under no circumstances should you try to one up them, regardless of whether or not you were an orphan, abused, or watched your parents get shot. If you bring this up, the white person will never talk to you about their problems again, and you will be unable to gain their trust.


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abnormalwhiteteen? on February 5, 2010 at 10:30 am

soo i decided to bring my laptop into history class and read this blog instead of doing my DBQ. this is probably the only post that i have read so far and don’t agree with **takes a sip of imported tea**.

i am really abnormal because i love my parents. they are not too strict, but you would never call them overly relaxed. they have a way of getting me to do things that i am thankful of later, as much as i may not want to do it then. they are actually really cool, and they have taken me around the world. when i was little, i had heard my mom talk about phases like these, and i hoped that i would never go through one. im sixteen, and i still havent.

i am not saying that my life is peachy, though. i have been through A LOT, but my parents have been by my side. When My mom had cancer, my friends replaced the comfort that my mom provided.


 

Well, I hate my mom with a passion only because she’s a manipulating bitch who told me that I wasn’t wanted when I was 8, then tried killing herself, made up lies about me, used me to get to people, and introduced me to an alcoholic who would do fucked up shit around me.

I don’t particularily like my dad too much only because we’ve gotten into like 3 fights and I’ve been kicked out multiple times for arguing with him about my distaste for black jokes being said around me.

but I’m sure others would trade their life experiences for mine.


 

I had fairly strict parents, but never really got mad at them or hated them for it. They were strict about some things, yes, but also nice about it. I never felt like I was being really “controlled”, or the need to rebel. I always felt very fortunate to have parents like mine.


 

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