#23 Microbreweries
January 24, 2008 by clander
White people don’t like stuff that’s easy to acquire. Beer is no exception.
They generally try to avoid beers like Budweiser, Labatt’s, Molson, Coors, and Heineken because if it’s mass produced it is bad. No exceptions.
So when they need a beer, they turn to microbrews who seem to be located almost exclusively in New England, Ontario, Quebec and Colorado. Being able to walk into a bar and order a beer that no one has heard of makes white people feel good about their alcohol drinking palate.
A friend of mine once met a white guy who brought a notebook with him to every bar. He would then keep a record of all the beers he drank and his experience with them. He called it his ‘beer journal.’
Also of note: most white people want to open a microbrewery at some point. One that uses organic hops.
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Just came across your site. Readers may have an interest in the Oregon Beer scene. Portland has more microbreweries per capita than any city in the world!
[...] White People Like: Microbrews This one was actually featured on Stuff White People Like, but instead of sh-tting on people for not wanting to drink bottled piss, I’m going to say yeah, [...]
[...] to visiting Asheville is to make sure you stay in a hotel that is downtown. There are just too many amazing pubs and microbreweries downtown and they are all within walking distance to each other. Don’t be an idiot and drive. Stay [...]
the problem is, if you’re going to make fun, you need to do it well. saying that microbrews are made “almost exclusively in New England, Ontario, Quebec and Colorado” clearly indicates that you do not understand true whitey white people, who buy their beer from california and the pacific northwest.
[...] the height of SWPL, and likewise my city’s full of bike paths, farmer’s markets, microbreweries, tea shops, yoga classes, dispensaries, and Priuses, all of which are great to make fun of while [...]
Haha, too true. There are few things I appreciate more than a good microbrew, vastly superior to normal, run-of-the-mill brands that your average Joe would drink.
[...] Both groups like microbrews. This example kinda sucks because I actually think ALL white people like microbrews. (See: Stuff white people like: Microbreweries.) [...]
Bad looks having a wal-mart ad on here… white people hate big-box stores.
hahahaha awesome!! I started making my own beer a month ago.
So every blog entry I’ve read is completely accurate and hilarious. Scary..
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/
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