#23 Microbreweries
January 24, 2008 by clander
White people don’t like stuff that’s easy to acquire. Beer is no exception.
They generally try to avoid beers like Budweiser, Labatt’s, Molson, Coors, and Heineken because if it’s mass produced it is bad. No exceptions.
So when they need a beer, they turn to microbrews who seem to be located almost exclusively in New England, Ontario, Quebec and Colorado. Being able to walk into a bar and order a beer that no one has heard of makes white people feel good about their alcohol drinking palate.
A friend of mine once met a white guy who brought a notebook with him to every bar. He would then keep a record of all the beers he drank and his experience with them. He called it his ‘beer journal.’
Also of note: most white people want to open a microbrewery at some point. One that uses organic hops.
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only the cool white people like microbrews…
Beer journal… great idea!
http://www.beabetterproducer.com
Boulevard Sir KS and Liquid Bread in HaysKS
Who doesn’t love a tasty brew? Surely everyone can agree on this! Although, I don’t know about white people not liking cheap beer. I’m not sure Miller Hi Life or PBR would still exist at all without the help of middle class white hipsters.
Yes, but these are the WRONG kind of white people. As such, they don’t qualify. Let me clarify: if they shop at Wal*mart they are likely fans of PBR or MHL and probably Nascar too. If they shop at Eddie Bauer or Hollister or , they likely enjoy Microbrew and probably F1.
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He’s so right!
Every one of these beers is from a craft brewer or microbrewery:
http://www.bestbeerbuzz.com/Best_Beers.html
If I could find a way to make it fit, I’d have sex with every one of these beers!
Chainsaw the night!
I live in Massachusetts, beer is everywhere.
Heck, I have 7 gallons of beer fermenting in my basement right now.
Magic Hat!
Although I don’t know the difference between most beers, Jolly Roger microbrew from Seattle (Ballard) is in a league of its own. What a shame I have to travel 8400 miles to get the stuff!
and Portland, OR!!!!!!
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