#23 Microbreweries
January 24, 2008 by clander
White people don’t like stuff that’s easy to acquire. Beer is no exception.
They generally try to avoid beers like Budweiser, Labatt’s, Molson, Coors, and Heineken because if it’s mass produced it is bad. No exceptions.
So when they need a beer, they turn to microbrews who seem to be located almost exclusively in New England, Ontario, Quebec and Colorado. Being able to walk into a bar and order a beer that no one has heard of makes white people feel good about their alcohol drinking palate.
A friend of mine once met a white guy who brought a notebook with him to every bar. He would then keep a record of all the beers he drank and his experience with them. He called it his ‘beer journal.’
Also of note: most white people want to open a microbrewery at some point. One that uses organic hops.
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This is retarded. Get your shit straight and know your facts before you blurt out about people enjoying good beer. People like good beer just like good wine. If you like the macros, then go for it. I know plenty of people that aren’t white that prefer good beer over the macros.
I don’t care to read most of the comments on here, but I’m sure plenty of people have busted you out for sucking at knowing where the good breweries really are.
So congratulations on sucking at life, friend.
its a joke you uptight jacktard its from a book. so take your nose out of your snifter of pliny and crack one open.
There ain’t nothin wrong with opening up a craft brewery. It’s the american dream….for white people…
No mention of Oregon…?
seriously oregon brews the best
I suppose, if you like piss.
This is so true-
I’ve even come up with a best beers list that gives you the best beer buzz:
http://www.bestbeerbuzz.com/Best_Beers.html
If it were at all possible, I’d have sex with microbreweries!
Chainsaw the Night!
HAHA I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com and think it’s DEF just a funny!!
Is there a stuffjewishpeoplelike.com ??
Hey you stupid twat, why do you post this on every thread? You get paid by the click or something?
Michael on August 16, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Sorry, that’s how I get through life. At work, in school and with other people. More of a Californian thing, if I wasn’t in the state of Cal. I wouldn’t be required to, then I’m one of those autistic nerds or something tries to get by in life. I’m a product of my own environment, middle-class people get down on their luck and have to face reality. I share this guy’s sarcastic sense of humor on how he perceives the world through a “white man’s” comical point of view. +
See autism boy, I can dig up alot more on your dumb ass if you continue with this race shit that you started.
Test me bitch.
YOINK!
[...] thing that makes white people feel better than being drunk on self-satisfaction is getting drunk on microbrewery beer. But as with so many white activities, the Tour de Fat awards white people a double victory [...]
i am a loser with too many names and too much time. i think the reason why i’m skrewd up is cuz my dad rapes me… Blak pwr
You obviously wish you were white since you are on this page reading everything.
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