#36 Breakfast Places
January 28, 2008 by clander
When Loverboy wrote the song “Everybody’s working for the weekend,” they meant that you work all week so that you can earn a break and go to some sweet bars or concerts and rock out as hard as possible because you have 2 days for the hangover to fix itself. Well, white people work for the weekend, except their only goal is to eat breakfast on Saturday or Sunday at one of their favorite “breakfast places.”
These places are restaurants that specialize in breakfast food and are usually only open from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. and if you arrive at any time after 9:30, prepare to wait for up to an hour with white people who cannot wait to get vegan pancakes, eggs benedict, waffles, or deluxe french toast.
To a white person, there is no better way to spend a saturday morning than to get up late, around 9:30 and pile into your Audi or Volvo and drive to one of these little places and eat breakfast with friends. Often times these breakfasts last for an hour or more (hence the long lines and wait times).
Some white people take it to the next level and bring their dogs, newspaper or even a laptop.
If you plan on dealing with white people, it would serve you well to know some local breakfast places. This will also come in handy if you pick someone up at 80s night. In white person law, if you meet someone at 80s night and then go out for breakfast the next morning, then you are automatically in a relationship. There are no exceptions.





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I lived in one beach community that had a Mexican restaurant with an outdoor patio and every Sunday, they had brunch with a huge Latin band featuring an awesome (although perpetually grumpy) marimba player. It seemed like the entire neighborhood would stroll over to this restaurant every Sunday in the morning, and stay until it closed around 4:00 p.m. We’d eat breakfast (of course) but then just drink the rest of the time. I don’t even like to drink, but that band and the vibe was just awesome.
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I go to breakfast on Saturday so I don’t have to look at all the hipsters trying to look hungover on purpose while they lounge around the restaurant their half-retarded friends.
oh come on, who doesn’t love waffle house!!!???
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