#104 Girls with Bangs
June 27, 2008 by clander
If you see a white woman and you are trying to figure out whether she is liked or just merely tolerated by white people, the best thing you can do is get a quick look at her haircut. It is a known fact that white people love women who wear their hair with bangs that hang straight down.
A number of very popular white women have worn this hairstyle including Joni Mitchell, Jane Birkin, Jenny Lewis and every girl ever photographed by Vice Magazine or the Cobrasnake. (Note: it is a good idea to familiarize yourself with these two things as they are both beloved by cool white people. Follow up note: these same things are hated by cooler white people).
Many people associate this type of haircut with children and people looking for the most efficient way to get hair out of their eyes. But for white people, this simple haircut makes a bold declaration by saying that the wearer is artistic, deep, and has probably dated a guy in a band you like. Of course, as with many things loved by white people, simple often means expensive and these haircuts usually cost upwards of $100.
It is essential for you to know this haircut is more than a mere fashion statement– it is an important cultural marking. Throughout the world, many cultures feature ceremonies to announce that a girl has become a woman. For white people, the haircut-with-bangs is an important symbol that a female has completed her transformation from a nerdy girl to a cool woman. In fact, if you went to high school with a nerdy white girl who moved to a big city, there is a good chance she will show up to your high school reunion with this haircut.
When you are introduced to a group of white people, it’s a good idea to befriend the girl with the bangs. She’s probably the most popular.
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The really tough question is where to go on vacation? So many options, so little time and well money is tight. I went to mel’s fabulous trailer park heaven and shit holeski. I got the rock out with your cock out package. Got to sit on a milk crate in front of my trailer with my gear out. Just there in the sunshine with all the trailer park ho’s going bye, hi girls, you toothless meth freaks! Mels is total freedom, do whatever the fuck you want. Whores, dope, and coke. If you cant afford it, try the dumpster deal, mel will let you live in his dumpster, little extra maybe a pack of newports you can fuck his daughter.
According to the lawsuit, in 2008, Bennett says, he was accused “of faxing a letter to the Jackson family from Kinkos at 2 a.m. informing them of the affair between Rev. Jackson and Ms. Holder.”
But Bennett responds in the legal docs, “After Rainbow Push did a thorough investigation of the letter, they found out that the letter came from Judge Vanessa Hobson, who was another mistress of Rev. Jackson.”
According to Bennett’s 10-page complaint, Jackson “summoned” him to his room at the O’Hare Hilton in May 2008, and told him “to clean up and pack his things after he had spent the night with Ms. Holder.”
Bennett says the discrimination against him began “almost immediately” after he was hired, because of he was g-ay.
According to the complaint, as Jackson’s travel assistant, Bennett says, he was “subjected to humiliating tasks.
“It was well known (Tamara) Holder was a mistress of Rev. Jackson. As Rev. Jackson’s travel assistant, Mr. Bennett had been to Ms. Holder’s apartment with Rev. Jackson and was told to wait in the car while he went into her apartment.”
Tommy R. Bennett, aka “Aruba Tommy”, who’s sex-ual orientation is well known, the lawsuit claims, based on his appearances on syndicated radio show “The Tom Joyner Morning Show, says he worked in three positions for the Rainbow Push Coalition, from July 2007 until Dec. 23, 2009.
He was hired as national director of community affairs,
according to his complaint, and says Bennett later became de facto national field director of the Rainbow Coalition and Jackson’s personal travel assistant.
Can you believe this?
Shocking lawsuit alleges that REV. JES-SE JACKSON sex-ually harassed him, wanted him to perform oral s-ex, and was then forced to clean up after Jackson’s sex-ploits, The ENQ-UIRER has learned.
In a Cook County, Chicago lawsuit, a former g-ay employee who worked for Jackson’s Rainbow Coalition, claims he was sex-ually harassed by the Rev. Jes-se Jackson and when he refused, the staffer was fired in 2009
Pop legend PAT BOONE dumps Tea, launches conspiratorial attacks on OBAMA with “birther” claims! SEE VIDEO
First, Tony Bennett and now THIS?
Pat Boone, 77, declared himself to be “birther,” a pretty much now-defunct group that says Barack Obama wasn’t born in the USA and shouldn’t be allowed to be President.
Stuck up bitch.
Well, I got bangs because I wanted to change up my look without cutting my hair too short and I kept them because I liked the way they looked. This idea, even though humorous, makes me look at my group of friends differently and I realize that I am probably the most outgoing and artistic one in the group. It made me feel nice.
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