#104 Girls with Bangs
June 27, 2008 by clander
If you see a white woman and you are trying to figure out whether she is liked or just merely tolerated by white people, the best thing you can do is get a quick look at her haircut. It is a known fact that white people love women who wear their hair with bangs that hang straight down.
A number of very popular white women have worn this hairstyle including Joni Mitchell, Jane Birkin, Jenny Lewis and every girl ever photographed by Vice Magazine or the Cobrasnake. (Note: it is a good idea to familiarize yourself with these two things as they are both beloved by cool white people. Follow up note: these same things are hated by cooler white people).
Many people associate this type of haircut with children and people looking for the most efficient way to get hair out of their eyes. But for white people, this simple haircut makes a bold declaration by saying that the wearer is artistic, deep, and has probably dated a guy in a band you like. Of course, as with many things loved by white people, simple often means expensive and these haircuts usually cost upwards of $100.
It is essential for you to know this haircut is more than a mere fashion statement– it is an important cultural marking. Throughout the world, many cultures feature ceremonies to announce that a girl has become a woman. For white people, the haircut-with-bangs is an important symbol that a female has completed her transformation from a nerdy girl to a cool woman. In fact, if you went to high school with a nerdy white girl who moved to a big city, there is a good chance she will show up to your high school reunion with this haircut.
When you are introduced to a group of white people, it’s a good idea to befriend the girl with the bangs. She’s probably the most popular.
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@waits…suck my cunt! And yes I will have fries with that, thanks for asking.
Hey Boy. Don’t hold back. Save some of that vitriol for your bros. I can’t believe you were able to put three lines of prose together. Very unusual for someone with your obvious limited intelligence to be able to type and breathe at the same time. And I should listen to some fat a$$ first “lady” about how I should eat. Give me a break Boy.
I don’t really agree with this…
I’m white and I have bangs, but I’m certainly not a “popular” girl. My haircut cost only about 20 dollars and sadly I have never had a boyfriend -.- (yet, hopefully).
I do have lots of friends and I love art, but I don’t think me having lots of friends really counts as being popular, at least not the kind of popular I’m thinking of.
I got bangs because my forehead is a tad bigger than most peoples and I became self-conscious of it. I was fine with it until my friends started playfully teasing me, but it still put the thought in my mind and I eventually just decided to get bangs.
I’ve never noticed if white people care about girls with bangs more. To me, it’s not really the outward appearance that matters, a girl can be amazingly beautiful but a total jerk. Anywho, that’s just my opinion.
I have long hair layered with bangs.
My hair is very thick. So layers helped me with the shape and bangs are the way to move it from my face. Plus i have bone structure for it, which is very important.
Now if you think that this haircut is very expensive than you are probably living in US. And no it’s not common just for “white” people or “asian” or any other race or ethnicity, nationality. It’s a question of preference and hair type.
@jumbo, you fat gross stinking cunt, I seen the shit you have written here, proud to be a fat white whale women slob! Listen to our first lady Obama, get on the team Jumbo ditch the fries and go for a walk..you cow, moo.
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hey actually this is quite true… i am an asian girl and kno a bunch of othr asian girls w/ bangs… altho now it seems its th thing for guys to do as well…?
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