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“Bonding with their Downward-facing Humans”
By: Bethany Lyttle. New York Times, April 8th, 2009.
Overview
White people like to make the most of their free time, but many of them discovered that time doing yoga was time away from their dog and time with their dog was time away from yoga. It was becoming a fairly significant problem. Thankfully, Doga has been created to allow white people to combine two of their favorite things into one expensive, time consuming activity called Doga or dog yoga.
Concerns
“Doga runs the risk of trivializing yoga by turning a 2,500-year-old practice into a fad,” said Julie Lawrence, 60, a yoga instructor and studio owner in Portland, Ore. “To live in harmony with all beings, including dogs, is a truly yogic principle. But yoga class may not be the most appropriate way to express this.”
She is correct, the most appropriate way to express yogic principles is by wearing $100 stretch pants at an expensive yoga studio. Failing that, the second most appropriate way to express your devotion to yoga is to do it at home with a holy DVD and yoga mat from Target.
Value
These classes run between $15-25 per class and according to one instructor feature a number of complex activities:
Ms. Bryan, the author in Seattle, said: “It’s a new field so there can be confusion about what doga is and isn’t.” Her classes are loosely structured and filled with humor. “Who cares if everybody’s facing the same direction and doing exactly the same thing?” she said. “Besides, laughing is spiritual.”
To make that clear, white people are paying $15-25 per session to hold their dog in the same position as other white people. This is considered a relative bargain.
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Yoga needed this to comeback after Pilates took over. Now that leads me to my next venture: dog Pilates, anyone?
Cat yoga. That’s what I’D like to see.
Though cats would never put up with that shit.
this website is going downhill fast… you need to update more often.
This would fall under another thing white people like; pretending their pets are their children.
The particular brand of white people you speak of detest human children for the most part, both because they are perpetual children themselves and because having kids is not really hip; they ruin the environment, it’s something uneducated people do etc. etc.
White people also like being married without having kids too so they can have more time for soul satisfying pursuits such as dog yoga and having a balding shag hairdo at age 40.
This gives me an idea for another thing that white people like … giving their pets human names. Steve, Dave and Gary have replaced Fluffy, Rex and Spot.
why don’t puppies get to wear the stretch pants? surely they want to feel “authentic” as well.
Oh man … I would not spend money to go somewhere and do that with my dogs. That’s just CRAZY!
Funny though!
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“To make that clear, white people are paying $15-25 per session to hold their dog in the same position as other white people.”
I just want to clarify that it is gay atheist men and gay atheist barren cat women who do this, not white people per se.
And I thought we were embargoing the New York Times from WPITN?
“Kari Harendorf, 38, teaches doga in Manhattan. “Jobs are disappearing,” she said. “Mortgage payments are looming. Change is everywhere, but your dog remains steadfast. So, why not spend time together?”
Ha, it’s funny because I thought she said your dog remains breakfast. Yum! Please let the economy crash much, much harder; I’ll be fine but the dog and cat people are going to have some tough choices to make.
Hockey or lacrosse gloves could be sold at $200 a pair for use in “cat yoga” classes.
These people–regardless of color–are nuts. What’s next? Getting your hair and nails done together with your dog? Getting matching tattoos? Just take your dog for a long walk. They’ll love you for it.
holy shit – wow – haven’t read the article but tell me there’s a “downward-facing dog” line somewhere in there – if not, Ms. Lyttle should be fired
ah, my bad – it’s the fucking title of the article – bravo
Somehow I think my 115 & 125 pound domestic wolves would look at me like I was nuts. They’re smart dogs.
Hilarious, just freakin’ pricelessly hilarious. The shit we white people do.
20 dollars worth of Doga isn’t going to make your useless, withered genitals any less useless ladies.
This is even better than the organic YogHund (froyo for canines) sold at my local grocery store.
Mike, awesome.
I’m weirded out by these yoga classes where people effectively use a living thing as a prop. My sister in law tried to do mom-baby yoga. I loved that my nephew absolutely refused to be held upside down for several minutes for no apparent reason. At ten months old he knew the value of his time.
I can’t believe Clander missed this one: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/13/nyregion/13bigcity.html
The entire time I was reading it I kept thinking “This is a SWPL post waiting to happen.”
I am sure these people vote Democrat.
Oh those poor fuckin’ monks.
Dog-lates? I don’t think canines can do roll-ups, though.
I love how all the dogs in those pictures are like “WTF is this human doing? When am I going to get fed!?”
I think #125 should be “A bunch of things white people like happening all at the same time”. I was really happy to read about all the ‘stuff metioned’ in this article. I really, ya know, identified.
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SWPL-Panhandle version-Keeping wolves as pets. While wearing Ed Hardy yoga apparel.
I think this story is great. It highlights two things white people love:
1) trivializing practices and beliefs that are between 1,000 and 2,500 years old (see dashboard jesus, doga, and buddha shaped bongs)
&
2) paying money to engage is sport-like activities (see city kickball leagues, sport and social clubs, doga, the hash house harriers, and beer pong leagues)
As much as I want to say “Only in New York,” I can see branches opening in San Francisco, Miami, and especially here in L.A.
Because white people reeeeeeeally have a thing for love-ins with dogs like no one else.
more proof that there’s something very very very wrong with white people.
So, like, now I can’t go to yoga class without a rabies shot and poopie bags? Great. But I do love my designer flea collar. It matches the dog’s.
Holy crap, this is like killing two birds with one stone. I think it’s brilliant!
This post is so lame, yet I still comment??!!
Reminds me of http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
white people are so funny…..they will do any damn thing with their dogs
seriously people, doga
I love this site, but you guys should also check out http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
Now this would be good if people substituted dogs with monkeys. Dog will take any old shit you do to them, but monkeys? They will beat your ass. White people should try monekyga next.
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This post manages to botch, by its writing technique, a story that could have been quite funny in other hands.
I want to write for you. I can’t come up with this stuff, but I can write it well. I’m a bit saddened for a month-old post on this place with fewer than 400 comments..
That picture alone had me cracking up!
Hee hee… I cracked up a little picturing monkeyga.
I love this site!
Check out this humor site too: http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
Well I like the concept even though I do not have a dog. I have been doing yoga now for years and I think it is a must.
Keep up the good work..
Umm … doga? What will they call yoga for cats? Coga? Which, by the way, I would probably pay money to see a yoga for cats session, which probably makes me … you guessed it … a white person.
This…is amazing…and proof that when you reach a certain level, you really do have too much time to think.
To quote Jurassic Park: They should all be destroyed.
– Mila
The idiot white woman has hit a new low! Really girls,you need to be horsewhipped!!
OK these aren’t white people. These are mental retards.
Oh and u gotta love that bloated tattoo.
Yoga is a very special routine for any person i think
Its great to relax you and can make you accomplish higher goals. !!
I advise people to take a thought of it
Let’s make this clear – this isn’t about white people.
This is about white WOMEN, the most decadent, ridiculous and pathetic form of human since time began.
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hahaha, this whole damn blog is hilarious and yet so factual. Alot of them sure sure love animals…, even more then their own families sometimes. let’s not forget mexican food.. lol
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god is the point on yoga already being a fad for the wealthy well taken here. i had that realization and then had a further realization that it extends so far past just yoga. we do it with ayurveda, TCM, permaculture farming, any number of things. such all the vitality out of it, package it in an attractive package and commence the bioeffluence about what an amazing workout/agricultural method/treatment you just had.
This is funny. I just had to laugh when I stumbled upon your site.
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FUCK the author of this bullshit im a white person and im fuckin poor as shit. You’re probably the faggot sitting up there with your cocker spaniel and polo shirts. get that carrot out of your ass mother fucker
This site is a lot of traffic, I am not white though is this not count to give out comment 🙂 Anyways, great blog and it’s funny even the dog get a yoga class…lol.
Cheers,
Julius
I am black…and most of what was written applies to me. I cannot stand Ed Hardy, and I too hate it when something I “cherish” becomes mass-loved. it irks me wildly. hahahaah. I loved reading this.
pretty dogs
Be Happy Now
I LiKe Free Things
Try getting a cat to do yoga. I dare you.
You are very angry my man.
Actually I won’t wear Ed Hardy, it’s just not my style and to wear Ed Hardy reminds me of a motorcycle gang uniform. I have a job with a dress code strictly enforced, you know, a nice polo shirt or khakis, to keep that job. When will white people go back to flaunting their skin color as a form of elite rule? This blog is for those with millions of green pieces of paper or a trillion golden coins in their bank accounts. +
Ooooh! After calling him everything but a child of God, guess what, he’s still making money and you’re still as poor as a church mouse. So the logical question here is: Who’s the dumb one in this situation?
this blog is priceless.only white people can come up with something like doga!(and dumb enough to pay for it,hell i can teach my pet dog fu at home)
just gives me an idea to come up with something ridiculous to part white folks from their cash.hahahaah
That’s really sad….. us white people have really gone mental.
How about this:
http://www.loewshotels.com/Content/en/Hotels/St-Pete-Beach-Resort/Spa-Oceana/pampered-pets.html
I would love to write about pets and yoga at http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com but you beat me to it! So ridiculous!
People read up on the ancient Romans and are OMG they put people in an arena and had them kill each other. Romans have got crap for millenia because of this practice, rightfully so.
Imagine a 1000 years from now school children reading on what people today are doing. They’re going to be so revulsed, rightfully so, by you utter toshes that you will be the butt of jokes for eons.
You are letting half the world starve to death while you pay tens of thousands of dollars to take some stupid beast to doogie yoga or doggie hotel. You will think horrible thoughts passing some down on his luck human being while spending more money than most of the world makes on a year on some mangy, smelly, ugly, animal.
How do you think people are going to look at you in history. You will be the butt of all jokes, the most laughed at sad, ridiculous human being in all of human history.
Just read another riotous parody of Stuff White People Like at FreedomHaters.org.
Their SWL entries include: Sickle Cell Anemia, A Thesaurus, and the IFC sketch group The Whitest Kids U Know. Had me in stitches!
I recommend checking it here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/once-again-yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
Not funny. Not funny at all. Ok.. maybe a little funny. 😉
What the hell is this website? Is it a joke? If so, it’s kind of degrating and you sound very f**king racist.
Oh my god,…I am a dog lover but this is too much!
hahaha.
Cheers!
Alex Kei.
How, how, HOW could they not call this ‘dogma’?
Nu ska jag skriva en grej på svenska som inte betyder någonting alls.
HAHA, take that you hippies!
Oh stfu, I’m sure you aren’t starving. Get off the internet and get a job with your melodramatic ass. Or better yet, join the peace core. Bitchers like you make me sick.
Doga is downright ridiculous.
christ, how I wish this is a joke!
but then again, I’m not white.
So, that’s ‘prolly why I think
it’s stupid XD
I’m going to ask my white friends
if they like this….NOW
Never fails to crack me up.
Check out this other great site at http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
On a similar note, dog pilates is something used by some veterinarians and vet techs in physical therapy for dogs that need to rehabilitate their muscles following strain or injury; as well as for conditioning search dogs that have to walk on unstable structures after a disaster. So, “doga” is not a far stretch from that.
Is it me or were those pictures very sexually suggestive? I hope you guys aren’t trying to say that White people like making love to their dogs. Not that I would have a problem with it.
I can’t wait to go report this stuff back to the black folks on my blog. LOL
I love Asian girls….. LMAO
That pup think he people!
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I can totally understand this tendency. After all, they have the same hair!
Does this yoga class also include kissing dogs on the lips and sleeping–um….”meditating” with them?
If Master Lander is so entusiastic for the US to become a non-white country who doesnt he go and live in El Salvador or Haiti for while?
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a fad,” said Julie Lawrence, 60, a yoga instructor and studio owner in Portland, Ore. “To live in harmony with all beings, including dogs, is a truly yogic principle. But yoga class may not be the most appropriate way to express this.”
She is correct, the most appropriate way to express yogic principles is by wearing $100 stretch pants at an expensive yoga studio. Failing that, the second most appropriate way to express your devotion to yoga is to do it at home with a holy DVD and yoga mat from Target.
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Yoga for dogs…yes, only white people could think that up!
I am white and this is a perfectly legit reason to hate white people
where is that picture of a tiny african child face down with a vulture a couple feet away, someone needs to plaster doga studios with that picture
I bet yoga fans think Siddartha is a boring book
I must HAVE been born the wrong color. My skin is almost snow white. My ancestry is a European Heinz 67. The only thing I like on here is camping. I do pick my own fruit from my own huge garden, which I tend all by myself. Perhaps this explains why my white friends ask what’s wrong with me & my black friends ask if I’m sure I’m white.
wth yoga with dogs That’s just strange, but atleast they’re getting their excercise
I am very open minded when it comes to race based humour but it must be kept in mind, humour is the key. The majority of the stuff on here isn’t even a “low blow” to white people but it just lacks any form of comedic validity. Maybe I just don’t get it but it seems like few of these posts can even be considered clever.
Keep this simple and whitout prejudices…
Yoga for dogs, unbelievable! maybe soon for sharks!!
thanks!Maybe I just don’t get it but it seems like few of these posts can even be considered clever.
haha!The majority of the stuff on here isn’t even a “low blow” to white people but it just lacks any form of comedic
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These classes run between $15-25 per class
She is correct, the most appropriate way to express yogic principles
but it just lacks any form of comedic validity
wearing $100 stretch pants at an expensive yoga studio
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Just re-title this “White People Love Animals”!!! So damn what if they want to yoga with their dogs? Have you checked into every dog yoga class to make sure they are ALL white owners? Yeah, thought not!
In reply to someone above, yes a lot of people feel like their animals are their children. What’s your point? And again, have you checked that all those people are white??
Oh and P.S. I hope you think doing yoga with babies is just as ridiculous, because people do that too. Again, I bet some black people do it!!!
Has anyone mentioned beer yoga? Because that’s definitely some shit us white people like. And yeah, you drink while poses.
Hello, Royal wedding? You scum must bow down, pay your tribute, and go.
I tried your yoga once, and shit myself, is that normal? If so I see why, white people enjoy it. I can still smell myself, yummie.