Though very specific to white people who were going through an awkward phase in 1995 (basically anyone between eleven and forty), My So-Called Life’s resonance cannot be overstated. Simply say the words Jordan Catalano. Say them to any white woman, gay white male, or superconfident-in-his-sexuality, irony-loving straight white male, and watch them swoon. You seriously do not even need an explanation about the show. Actually, if someone asks your name, you should say it’s Jordan Catalano and that you’ve never heard of the show. You will be the hit of the party, provided you let everyone in on the joke by the middle of the evening. Otherwise you will probably be known as a self-centered, dyslexic jerk.
The show itself was seen as revolutionary for its frank and honest dealings with same- sex relationships, drug and alcohol use among teenagers, and domestic abuse. However, the part of the show that truly bonds white people together is not their common experience of exploring these issues. No, it’s the collective sense of regret for mid-nineties fashion.
“Do you remember the episode where Rayanne had the drug overdose?”
“Sort of. Do you remember that choker necklace she wore?
What were we thinking?”
“I’ve actually had a drug prob—”
“And the scrunchies? Are you kidding me?”
So rather than attempting to use the social aspect of the show to forge a deep connection with white people, you should simply revert to the number-one rule when dealing with white people: throw a themed party.
As a male, if you arrive with a white T-shirt, ripped jeans, and a plaid shirt tied around your waist you should be guaranteed, at the very least, a make-out session. As a female, show up with a plaid skirt, combat boots, and your hair parted down the middle. Though this outfit would normally get you branded as a lesbian, tonight it will have quite the opposite effect.
Note: You may notice that all the music from this era is very depressing. Do not worry about it having a negative effect on your party. White people have an amazing ability to get drunk and then all happily sing, in unison, a song about suicide.
Whiter Shades of Pale: The Stuff White People Like, Coast to Coast from Seattle’s Sweaters to Maine’s Microbrews, coming 11/23!
Hands down, the best post ever written.
Sheer brilliance.
I’d like to add that I totally had Angela’s A-line bob and wore doc martens. Ha ha ha. My poor parents.
I’m beginning to worry that I like almost every one of the things on the list. Oh, well, at least I can take comfort in the subversiveness of being Black and liking them. Wait–is loving subversiveness on the list?
Ditto. And then I met Claire Danes in a French class in college and it was super awkward, having once pretended to be her.
that is so true. my white husband, white friends and i always sing along to morrissey songs. singing along drunk and happy to those depressing effing songs.
Oh Pul-eze… what we wore in the 90′s was SO much better than what we wore in the eighties. Oh wait…crap. The kids nowadays are wearing the same crap we wore in the 80′s. Sick. Sick. Sick. But I miss my combat boots and flannels. And I lived in Seattle. I miss that too. Sigh.
I would love to see doc martens make a come back…or even better, I could just where them to, you know, be ironic.
Um, had the A-line bob and combat boots? Try still have. Yep, you guessed it, I’m a 29 year old English Lit grad student, going on my 11th year in college. Looking forward to getting into that M.F.A. next year. If the show taught you anything, folks, it’s that we’re going nowhere fast- but in style.
P.S. the key to hipsterdom is to just keep yer look and wait for everyone else to catch up.
Alli K where have you been? doc marens have already made a comback.. every moderately trendy teenage girl is wearing them…
Lol. I’ve been working on my J.D. in Law, and on starting a non-profit for disadvantaged women. All whilst participating on the faculty’s co-ed soccer team…I guess I’ve fallen behind on white people fashion… although I do have quite a bit of outdoor performance gear.
I sat on my bed and watched a MSCL marathon one weekend…the whole weekend. By mid-week my sister had made and sent me a shirt that said, “Jordan Catalano is my hero.” I still have it, and occasionally wear it.
As someone who was, herself, a tortured, angst-ridden combat-booted teenage girl during My So-Called Life’s heyday, I’m thrilled at the current flannel/doc marten/ripped jeans comeback. It’s been hard but I’ve stuck in there and WHAM whaddaya know? I’m fashionable again. Woot.
Wierd that the author chose to emphasize our interest in retro-fashion over our modern willingness to casually share intimate details about our past in order to become the center of attention. It seems as if he was opting for the comedic effect rather than the (probably) more realisitic (and more sadly comedic in the abstract) conversation that would probably have occurred.
This is one of the best posts you’ve written here, gotta admit, white people always sing this while drunk, we do it all the time…
I think I’m in love with Christian Lander. Of course I could be his grandfather but I love him anyway. What a great blog.
All of this and no picture of Jordan Catalano?! Sigh. I will now have to Google Image Jared Leto (the early days).
never heard of this show
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com and love it just as much!
Aw, *screw* that conceited, dopey Jordan Catalanado…. Brian Krakow was the MAN! Loved his white-guy afro and his desperate awkwardness. He should’ve gotten the girl, but she was too damn shallow for him.
Haha… choker necklaces. Indeed, wtf were those kids thinking.
Dibs…I’m post #20. I’m familiar of the movie but never got the name right. I worry about my whiteness is running low, time to re-check my income level and recharge to ensure: I’m white, trendy, have class, stocks, inheritance, a degree and a false sense of belief in superiority but I’m not racist.
stuff white people like has been stretched to the limit and now, for the first time that I recall, Lander is using the trope of the meritocratic narcissist: the word is “basically.”
I cringe when I hear this from over-educated but under informed or more probably lazy thinkers who demean and condescend to the listener.
This blog has become static and is now using all the language of that which has been hypocritical among white people and has gone into reverse.
The word “essentially” follows in all these criticisms. I can no longer recommend stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
Yeah, adverbs are mighty white indeed…
Brilliant! I think the best bit is “condescend to”, but there’s so much to choose from.
Basically, I can continue to recommend this comment.
I can still recommend stuffwhitepeoplelike.com its always funny, however there is a site with better offers out there with more variety, including ipads.
http://www.funnyboneworld.com/contests
When you get really drunk, we stop seeing the difference between songs about suicide and songs about love: they sound equally good to sing along with.
It only ran for one season, 19 episodes according to imdb. No one even remembers it was on TV.
Actually I do, I was finishing college, my wife just had a baby and I was working my ass off trying to figure out how to support them. I hated it, just wasn’t in the mood to hear about a whiny teenager and her “problems”.
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Then don’t read it and stop commenting on it. Move on. Each to their own silly. I LOVE this blog. It cracks me up… and the comments used to crack me up, but now I’m just annoyed with them and wish the haters would move on and let the rest of us enjoy.
im with Lou! and who is Daniel Dickey? New blogs I love besides this one: http://www.seriouslysorry.com , haha
@chris, jared leto sucks. @rachel – i think its http://www.SRSLYSORRY.com, and yeah, its pretty flipping amazing
I hate you.
I hate this blog.
I hate Lou.
“Though this outfit would normally get you branded as a lesbian, tonight it will have quite the opposite effect.”
This kind of stuff is the reason I read this blog
Why are you skipping Boston on the “Whiter Shades of Pale” book tour? If it weren’t for Williamsburg, the entire Boston area (aside from a few “wrong kind of white” and “wrong kind of diverse” communities north of the city) would be the whiteness capital of the East Coast!
Dave, Boston is a commie pinko shit hole. The old Goldwater ad, had it right when Barry sawed off the eastern seaboard and let it drift away from the rest of America as it already has. Happy thanksgiving to all you liberal left wing douchebags.
“Dave, Boston is a commie pinko shit hole.”
And by your judgement, the rest of the white hot-spots (Portland, hip parts of Brooklyn, etc.) are NOT??
Praise the Lord, send money.
@ jared and @rachel – did you see the thanksgiving posts! hahah http://seriouslysorry.com/apology/1538
ooooo, sorry native americans!
Dear Dave,
They are called Massholes for a reason.
There aren’t really that many Massholes here anymore, because the white people have driven them all out!
Yo, what about Saved By The Bell? I refuse to admit that there is a single white person alive who hasn’t ever seen and loved Saved By The Bell. Best show ever.
Good luck with your book launch.
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stuff urban middle class white people like. Not to be confused with “You might be a redneck if…”
Somehow one feels like more of a handjob…
You clearly haven’t seen the latest Urban Outfitters Catalog.
Speaking of Nineties memories, I remember when my best guy-friend made fun of me for buying torn up overalls at Urban Outfitters for $40 because it was so much money. My real crime, of course, was not shoplifting them (which I later got arrested for).
Emily is a typical white person, a thieving cunt.
Well the latest Stuff White People Like book has been released and the traffic on this site hasn’t increased. I think it’s fair to say that the Stuff White People Like bubble has burst.
Even if they don’t, the ones that hate it like it “ironically.”
This site should be “Stuff Hipsters Like”. How is a blog ripping on white people that is targeted to white people not have any “launch parties” in the south? Austin doesn’t count because it’s a hipster city and thats the demo they’re going for. Ripping on your own subculture is so hipster.
No Washington, D.C.? We like to read things other than bills and congressional reports…………
Come on, come to D.C.!
http://mothersofbrothersblog.blogspot.com
MOV
white people are two faced scumers, most of them are on drugs and are fucking douchebags.
I hate when people suicide songs as a social lube. “Jumper” frikkin spoke to me in high school. Now your using it to make eyes with the half-drunk yuppie chick?
I want to punch you so f’in bad. (Will that ruin or help my chances with her?)
dang Jerry, you must be a little hipster yourself to notice. Haha, speaking of hipsters: http://www.seriouslysorry.com
Totally agree with this. I love that show, as do many of my friends… come to think of it, these friends are all white.
It IS a great show though, and not just because of the fashion. Hello, when Ricky was homeless and ran into Angela’s mom at the church on Christmas!?
Oh Jordan Catalano! He made me swoon.
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Through the centuries of colonization and the unruly cultural imperialism of not only Canada and the US, but dozens of other countries in the world, I would think that white people would be content. But of course not..
What a wonderful way to perpetuate the customs and values of the over-privileged white man.
Lovely.
Another thing that White People Like is complaining about sequel books/movies. It suffers from sequelitis. Look at the one star review on Amazon for “Whiter Shades of Pale.”
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If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. God is not white. There is no God. White people are not the superior race. Asians are intellectually superior to whites. Blacks are physically superior to whites. Whites are just in the middle. So that just makes white people plain fucking ordinary and racist.
Most folks are already fed up with racist blacks accusing whites of being racist; usually takes one to know one! I am all for WET (White Entertainment TV), NAAWP (National Association for the Advancement of White People), United White Student College Fund, etc. Most of us are tired of giving up our rights to a thankless bunch of cry babies who want more and accuse us of not doing enough.
Blacks want integration, but still want to be segregated, pompous, greedy, and above the same rules that white people abide by. Blacks want to destroy things that white people enjoy and get away with it. Well….ENOUGH!!!
So go back to your big screen TV and wait for your next entitlement check to arrive. All you seem to want to do is get beligerant when someone is having a good time in a light hearted manner.
yep,white is a color stand for pure,and its easy to match your clothes,but actually i like yellow,like sun,its warm
You gimmie dope
The guy in the photo is Rudi the hamster shoving fag, just strolling along in the woods, with a hamster nipping in his asshole.
This blog is disgusting. Thank god the congoloids can’t read or they’d be yukking it up.
Wait, who? I must have fallen asleep under that rock.
WOW
fuck you motherfucking
having hamster problems? Let me know, I will teach you the joys of proper hamster insertion. You can call me rudi
What sick shit. Shoving hamsters? What the fuck.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
If this helps make you less of a racist you might want to pay attention. Keebler elves are creepy. There is no Jolly Green Giant. Most white people are really just two Hispanic midgets stacked on top of each other. Asians can maintain an erection for more than four minutes and thirty-three seconds. Blacks think Tyler Perry is funny. Blake Edwards was nothing without Peter Sellers. Whites are in the hamper, and need bleach to be fully cleaned. Talib Kweli was a black man who pooped Italian style. So that just makes me feel silly.
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Yeah I live in a fucking scum trailer park, my daughter is a junkie whore, I have not had a shower in a month, and I am a chain smoker, and smell like shit.
El you smell, what the fuck buddy, take a bath.
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There are a multitude of reasons why I adore Natalie. Below I list but several:
1. As she stated in her 2011 Oscars award speech, she is a child sensation. I am also a child sensation, having been deemed a “jazz prodigy” at the tender age of 11. At the same age Natalie gained a role in the (in my opinion, rather mediocre) movie entitled Leon.
2. She is a Jewish American like I am.
3. Though perhaps not as beautiful as me, she is rather attractive
4. She attended a prestigious educational institution which means she is of the same fine breeding as myself, that is to say, we are both intellectuals who are on the same level. Though I merely attended a second-tier institution entitled Smolny College – it was in St Petersburg Russia, and may I remind you that I was the first fully marticulated American student studying there. Suffice to say, that is an amazing accomplishment in itself. Though I cannot drop into casual conversation that Harvard was my alma mater, I am highly gifted at speaking Russian as my 2nd language. Therefore, I believe the two of us are kindred souls in this regard. Meredith Deaton – an exLivejournal friend – attended NYU, but everyone knows they offer nothing but a non Ivy League second-tier education for a ridiculously expensive amount of dinero. Institutes that I have attended, such as UMass, Bard College, Smolny and the University of Arizona, though perhaps less prestigious, are FINE institutes…I swear.
5. Natalie lost 20lbs for her role in Black Swan. I consider this a remarkable achievement, and personally my aim is to lose the majority of the flab around my stomach sooner or later.
6. I am highly interested in film and film-making. Though music was my consumate passion for the first half of my years, and I am highly skilled at creative writing (which you can discover by “googling” me: Ania A Shapiro, or Aimee Rae Friedland will do), I do have an inkling sensation that film is where my true talent lies. I dream of co-producing an Academy Award winning screenplay with my literary hero David Sedaris. Hopefully Natalie will be my heroine – though I may need to hurry along with my ambitions before she gets too aged.
7. Her spouse is French. The language was a passion of mine, though juvenile, it was a worthy interest for a pubescent teen as I was at the time. In fact, it was on a trip to Paris that I discovered, ironically, my passion for Russian and everything Russian. What a feat to win the heart of such a talented, artistic, stereotypical French man like Natalie has. Though, as I am bisexual, perhaps a French woman would be quite as desirable in my regard.
8. What a coincidence! She and I have both changed our names. Like Natalie, my birth name is not the same name by which I am well known and celebrated. I was born Aimee Rae Friedland, and she, Natalie Hershlag.
9. I do not wish to continue associating with middle class bores. An ex-Livejournal friend of mine, Meredith Deaton, believes she is some sort of internet celebrity because she has oh, 100 or so followers on some online journal. And she is pretentiously proud of her mediocre “accomplishments” – such as, what exactly, traveling to a few countries and attending NYU? Living in Tokyo for 2 years? I laugh in the face of such a typical suburban mindset that believes such petty yuppie goals are actually “accomplishments.” I dream of exceeding all boundaries, excelling beyond my suburban upbringing in Tucson, and residing in pent-houses of the rich and famous. I desire to be truly admired by celebrated people whose opinions count. Natalie has these qualities and I strive to attain them for myself. I wish to move beyond the boundaries of mere internet followers and become a global sensation, standing up there accepting an Academy Award for Best Director in my beautiful gown. Where is Meredith Deaton now – teaching at some local high school in her hometown of Tulsa, Oklahoma? A far cry from Soho or Monte Carlo.
10. Natalie has a refined sense of style, which I possess as well. While lesser humans are content to wear shit Target attire, I clothe myself in haute couture.
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I was home at the trailer park when this stupid yuppie scumbag yells to me ” do they have showers in the trailers?” He threw a bar of soap at me and sped off. I am starting a blog, life of a trailer park hero!
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MSCL is currently 2 episodes in on Sundance Channel.
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can’t the C.Lander dude go further back, like to the 80′s before all this grunge/emo/sulking dudes with bi-polar/cobain-ish/suicidal/ironic/self-cutting/meth/lame knit hats/red-bull/rock-star-disgusting energy drinks/whiny alternative
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Eff all that shyt, Save Ferris !
A proponent of Yuppie Scum…..
Lol, I am black, I grew up in the city, and I will say that EVERYONE that DIDN’T obsess over DEGRASSI during that time watched MSCL…lol..
Please, everyone watched this show. I LOVED this show so much….I still watch the oxygen replays.
Interesting reading & perspective. Keep up the controversy.
I despised Saved by the Bell.
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I definitely had my share of scrunchies..lol
I sure had my share of scrunchies..Lol.
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mels is a shit hole trailer park, full of smelly scumbags. Its worth the trip, a few drinks then over to mels and you will laugh your ass off. You have heard of slumming, well this is more like scumming, unwashed white scum in all its glory. Visit Mels urinate on a trailer park dweller its cool.
This was great while it lasted. White people love McSweeney’s. Has Lander ever written for McSweeney’s? I’d try to get a gig editing that site if I were him. The tone is a perfect match. Contact Christopher Monks and make friends. And I’m being perfectly serious, here.
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1，seo公司标题是一个网站排名优化的核心，一个好的标题能起到事半功倍的作用，所以首先要研究对手网站的标题怎么写的，有没关键字堆积，出现了几次，标题是一句话，还是一个个关键字罗列。 2，网站的内容，一个标题和内容完全没有相关的网站是作弊的，也不会有很好的排名的，特别是现在搜索引擎已经非常聪明了，所以要看网站整体内容和标题的关联度。 3，网站的标签代码，好的SEOER对网站代码标签会非常合理的实用，对h1，h2，h3，strong，b的使用，这些标签使用的次数，使用的位置，使用在什么词上面，这都是关键。 4，网站是不是用站点地图，包括对用户的，以及对搜索引擎的百度的新闻协议，google的sitemap使用情况。 5，网站页面代码质量，网站是不是谷歌优化做到，DIV+CSS，是不是JS用到外部调用，网页内是不是有大量的样式属性。 6，网站头部的META标签实用情况，主要是指网站的keywords和description有没有，以及写的质量如何。 7，网站的快照情况，网站域名在百度和google等搜索引擎site后，出现的首页包括内页快照情况，是不是很久以前的。 8，网站站内容质量及更新，打开对手的网站查看内容更新的情况，是不是一直保持更新的，并且都是大量高质量的内容。 9，友情链接的网站，网站交换链接的网站主要是那些，是不是行业相关性的网站，是不是是高PR的，快照新的网站。 10，有没假如开放式目录或著名的网址导航站，如果有加入一些好的网址导航站，并且加入一些目录，那么网站的影响力就比较高。 11，网站域名的年限以及服务器的综合性能状况，包括响应速度，IP段，网站的宽带情况。 12，网站的程序，是不是生成静态页面的，并且地址很简洁，目录是不是很深的。 13，网站内部的优化情况如何，有没有出现关键字就连接到相应地址的，有没有相关信息，面包屑导航等 14，网站图片是不是都有alt属性值，并且是不是都是一样的内容，是否简明。 seo推广 15，网站有没有相关的统计程序代码用来对网站进行分析的。 16，网站的导航是不是使用FLASH导航或者图片JS导航的。 1，网站标题、描述优化 网站标题、描述是网站优化的核心因素，优化了网站标题、描述并不代表关键词就能获得一个不错的排名，但是不优化网站标题和网站描述一定不能有一个很好的位置。搜索引擎对网站标题字符是有一定的要求的，对标题要求是中文字符应当限制在30个字符以内。英文字符应当控制在60个字节。在设置的时候不要有堆积现象。描述的要求在150个字符以内，也不能有关键词堆积现象。 2、网站关键词布置; 网站关键词布置实施的第一步应当先查询关键词密度，分析现在网站关键词的分布情况是否符合搜索引擎对网站关键词的要求。搜索引擎对网站关键词密度要求在2%到8%是最合适的。超过了这个指数可能要进行删减，低于这个数字要进行增加关键词。增加关键词应当顺从自然、合理的原则。 3，内页与首页的链接处理; 内页与首页的链接处理是说设计到关键词或者相关文本的指向链接，一般情况下，内页出现关键词的情况下应当指向首页的链接，但是每页出现的相同关键词只能做一个指向链接。多余的可以设置本页地址链接，内页应当放长尾关键词，增加网站流量。 4，网站图片优化; 有的人为了增加网站的美观性，使用了很多图片，图片既然已经用了，那么优化网站图片就成了优化师操作的一部分了。我个人优化图片除了增加图片的ALT命名属性之外，还会对图片进行切割，也就是把图片分割成不同程度的方块，组成一个标准的图片，可以增加图片的打开速度，以至于不影响网站的读取，又能够让搜索引擎独到图片的内容。 5，文本命名优化; 文本优化可能会被很多人忽略，其实它的权重是非常高的。文本命名的合理与否，直接导致搜索引擎能不能正常读取网页的信息。文本命名是直接影响到网站的二级域名的地址，文本命名应当标准化，更不能出现中文命名。比如SEO/SEM团队网站是做搜索引擎优化(SEM)的，那么，在明明SEO这个文本的时候，就不能单独的写个SEO，要网站seo想效果更好的，就要写全称，比如，search engine optimizition这样才是比较合理的命名。 6，网站友情链接处理; 友情链接在网站优化过程中也起到非常重要的作用，现在的友情链接和初始的友情链接已经发生了改变。之前的友情链接是方便别人找到信息，而现在成了搜索引擎对网站评价质量的标准。搜索引擎对友情链接的要求是质量高、相关性与互补性强。每页的友情链接最好不要超过20个,首页不超过50。网站每页都有不同的链接是最好不过了。 7，网站结构优化; 这里说的结构优化主要是指的是路径优化，也就是页面与页面的互通性，是否有走向一个页面而没有回来的路径，这样就不是一个合理的路径，页面与页面，内页与主页的互通性，新闻页的上一篇和下一篇，返回首页，返回主页面的设置，栏目与栏目页的互通性。这些都是优化的范围之内。 8，标准的网站程序优化; 很多人可能会问到程序应当怎么样去优化,其实程序优化指的是程序应当发生变化，之前很多人没有这方面的认识，多数都是做成动态的网站，动态的网站可能是方便网站改版，但是它有一个致命的弱点，也就是不方便搜索引擎读取与收录。当然并不代表读取不了。除此以外，还要对网站之前的程序进行减肥，比如多余的地方或者程序代码中有臃肿的现象，该删除的应当及时删除。该补充的进行补充。 9，网站页面的延续性; 所谓的延续性就是网页后期的可持续性，是说建设完成之后是否一直就是这些页面，网站应当在后期不断地有新内容添加。这样才能保证搜索引擎蜘蛛更勤快的访问网站，增加网站的收录量，让网站一直保持最新状态。 10，网站向搜索引擎提交; 这个因素属于是外部优化的一部分了，向搜索引擎提交主要是为了把搜索引擎被动抓取网站变成主动抓取网站，这样可以更快的帮助搜索引擎访问网站，提交网站是起到向搜索引擎推荐或者是引荐的作用。向搜索引擎提交的时候，站长要注意，不要重复提交，搜索引擎视这种情形为作弊行为。提交完成之后需要站长耐心的等待。 11，增加外部链接; 外部链接的增加可以使向专业的论坛或者评论发表文章，我个人的做法是每天只需要发一篇高质量的网站在论坛或者是专业博客上，网址一般隐藏在关键词内部。这样又能够增加外链又不影响美观。 12，搜索引擎算法与网站后期维护; 搜索引擎算法是一个很难掌握的技术了，也是搜索引擎优化最核心的技术了，这里没办法说清楚，但是有一点就是，要想了解搜索引擎有什么变化可以根据搜索引擎的收录量、链接情况、网站友情链接和网站标题进行分析搜索引擎下一步动向谷歌推广。
做外链有许多的注意事项
seo大家都知道在网站SEO推广阶段，外链对于SEO是多么重要，因为外链可以让关键词排名得到提升。于是站长们疯狂的寻找外链，却不知道做外链时有许多的注意事项。天下生意团队提醒应注意如下事项： 一、网站直接互相交换友情链接 1、 网站之间交换友情链接是网站互相关联推荐的一种方式，链接的时候一定要注意你链接的网站是否是与你的网站内容相关，这样搜索引擎们在检索页面的时候可以对你的链接相关度增加许多权重。 2、网站PR值：网站PR值是一个网站的衡量标准，在交换友链时一定要注意这方面的问题， 切忌盯着PR值的高低忽略了PR输出值，而且对方的外链不要超过30个。 3、锚文本：锚文本可以增加相关关键词的权重度和排名度。所以在做友情链接时最好用关键词链接。这样可以提醒搜索引擎将要爬行的网站对什么样的词语比较重要。但是切忌对一个关键词在短期内做多次的友情链接交换，这样很容易导致关键词被K这方面在百度体现尤为严重，而且百度就算你用自己站名来做连接词短期内频繁做的话也会被认为人为过度优化，也会被K。 4、链接方网站的快照、收录数、域名历史也非常重要。快照要求三天之内的。收录数越多越好，而且谷歌和百度的收录数差别也不能太大。域名历史通网站优化公司过工具可以查询，这些都是体现出网站域名在搜索引擎的权重度和友好的一个力证。 5、对方网站采取的不是直接链接千万不要换，许多网站会使用js、和其他代码采用跳转的方式到你的站，这种做法是等于没给你链接，而且还会被判断为作弊，就连链接他的内页都不算，而且对于内页链接也没有多大意义。 二、外部单链 外部单链就是在单方面链接你的网站而你不链接对方，这种做法非常普遍而且搜索引擎对这方面的链接给予关注度和权重度也非常高，所以很多人才会写博客登录各种链接目录等。但是这里在登录目录的时候也要千万注意的是，千万别登录到满页都是不正当广告的页面。这样很影响网站的信誉度。所以外部链接质量度是非常重要的。 三、天下生意团队小提示 1、google seo别指向链接目录。 2、别交换没PR的内页，要做也是做单链。 3、别和拥有很多链接的站做友情，你分不到羹而且容易把自己搭进去。 4、别老是更换链接，会引起搜索引擎的怀疑。 天下生意团队提醒站长们别为了链接而链接，我们应该为了排名而作有质量的链接，这样才是长久之计。 一、何为SEO关键词边缘效应？ SEO关键词边缘效应是指一个网站或者网页在获得SEO核心或热门关键词排名以后，其他相关关键词也会出现很好的搜索排名。例如：你获得A关键词搜索排名的同时，XA，YA，ZA等相关关键词也出现很好的搜索排名，这样的现象我们称之为SEO关键词边缘效应。 二、关键词边缘效应产生的原因 原因主要在于搜索引擎的算法。在搜索引擎的算法中，把这些关键词认为是高度相关的词语，因此把这些类似结果的页面提升排名。 三、关键词边缘效应是否一直存在？ 答案是否定的。有的时候你核心的关键词排名很好，其他相关关键词也许根本找不到。这个是正常现象。举个例子：假如你的网站SEO这个词排名很好，并不会代表SEO论坛,SEO优化,SEO技术等相关关键词都会排名很好。 四、关键词边缘效应的触发机制 1、两个词的热门度存在谷歌优化一定比例的差距。 2、两个词的热门度都不会太热。 3、两个词在页面都出现过，最热门的应该多次出现。 4、页面热门词的次数和相关词的次数比例是一个合理的范围。 5、此外2个词如果存在同义且指同一事物，并且词中存在一半以上相同字和次序，也可能触发关键词边缘效应。 五、关键词边缘效应的作用 利用此原理，能够在把核心关键词做上去的同时，轻松带动多个相关关键词上线。 六、关键词边缘效应如何运用在网站上 1、首先选定你的核心关键词。 2、找出核心关键词能触发边缘效应的相关关键词。 3、合理分布这些关键词的位置和密度，以及比例。 4、适当外链，注意锚文本的比例。 最后，在收获核心关键词的同时，关键词边缘效应也就出来了google优化。
避免在优化网站中经常出现的SEO优化过度的情况
网站关键词优化一、引用权威数据 报纸杂志的很多地方会有官方数据的引用，这使得文章内容的真实可信度高。在合适的地方用显眼的文字引用权威的资料，强调一个片段，这让读者一眼就看到这篇文章的权威性，所以更有兴趣往下阅读了。 二、使用图片 往往吸引人的文章里都配有插图，这种图文并茂的文章能让读者一目了然。现在很多图书改版都制作成了图文版，这是为了获得更好的用户视觉体验，网站同样如此。虽然，SEO团队都知道，图片不利于搜索引擎索引，但用户体验大于一切，而且也有让搜索引擎读懂图片的方法了，比如，使用替代文本，也就是ALT标记，图片使用与主题相关的命名，图片周围围绕相关的说明，只要这些做好，完全可以达到搜索引擎同样的甚至更好的效果。 三、内部链接 内部链接对SEO来说也是非常有利的部分。比如你的网站上面有大量优质的内容，但没有合理的内部链接机制，一般用户很难找到过去的精google seo华文章。天下生意建议，在文章内容中出现了其他文章的关键词时，请做上链接，每个文章页面同时做一个热门文章、最受好评文章的列表。 这些我们其实有个很好的参考对象，就是维基百科，维基百科的SEO效果想必大家都知道，它做得最成功的地方就是内部链接。 四、标题和URL网址及META标签的优化 天下生意之前也提到过，网站（网页）标题是搜索引擎判定网站（网页）主题的最重要的因素，比如“对于SEO优化的解释”，这是一篇关于SEO的概念文章，但网民却不会那么专业去搜索，我们要做的是提取用户的短语搜索，如“什么是SEO优化”，这更符合用户的搜索习惯，在所有内部锚文本链接中也使用它。所以标题的写法是需要我们花时间去研究的。 META标签，虽然我们知道现在搜索引擎已经不将META列在排名算法中了，但我觉得还是不要忽略，因为描述标签是存在于搜索结果中的，描述是否写的好，直接影响到用户是否会点击进来。 五、关键词研究 一旦确定了大概要写什么主题的文章优化网站后，就先做一些关键词研究，提取这篇文章的主要关键词进行分析，我们可以利用百度的相关搜索及指数来进行分析，以确定最终使用的关键词，并将其自然地穿插到内容中。 在对网站进行SEO（搜索引擎优化）的过程中，很多人往往会将所看到的SEO优化方法不分青红皂白地应用，但这样一来就会出现SEO优化过度的现象，SEO优化过度甚至比不优化还要对网站有危害，只需要注意以下四个方向，就可以避免在优化网站中经常出现的SEO优化过度的情况。 1、保持原创 避免数据重复 内容为王，内容一直是网站最为重要的部分，在发布内容时，极力避免发布网络上已有的重复内容，即使不是原创的文章内容，也要对文章的标题和段落进行一定的修改。否则完全一样的网页复制内容，通常会降低页面的权重，网站在搜索引擎中的友好性就会越来越低。 天下生意提醒，一些CMS程序也很有可能造成数据的重复，如一篇内容有静态页面和动态页面两种显示方式，完全一样的内容，但显示的URL完全不同，这样也会让搜索引擎认为是重复内容，从而降低网站的权重。 2、友情链接宜精不宜多 在SEO优化的过程中，还有许多与友情链接相关的注意事项。例如一定要避免网站链接指向低质量或者内容大量重复的站点，否则往往会降低自己网站的排名。 另外，如果网站中导入的外部链接过多，比如说交换了一百个以上的链接，这样往往也会对自己的网站权重造成影响。 3、页面干净 去除多余标签: 由于对页面的关键词进行内容重要性的标注可以提升排名，所以很多站长往往会在页面中增加很多种标签元素，如对关键词进行加粗、变色、增加H1标签等。但是这种标签的过多使用会起到反作用。即使是要进行SEO优化，网站的页面也还是要干净整洁、代码规范，避免大量使用同一种标签。 小提示：很多SEO优化站长还会采用隐藏文字的方式来进行优化，这样一来可以增加不少关键词，但是用户往往无法看到，不过这样的做法通常会被搜索引擎认为是作弊而进行降权处理。 4、平常心建站 不堆砌关键词 过分堆砌关键词是最为普遍的SEO优化过度现象，这种方式通常是在一个页面中大量地重复同一个关键词，以达到排名靠前的效果。但这样的话就很容易造成页面关键词数量超过一定的比例，这样一来不仅忽略了用户的浏览体验，而且往往会起到反作用。 关键词是否过多，天下生意建议使用关键词密度检测软件来检测，输入网址和关键词，就可以查询到关键词优化是否过度，关键字的密度应该控制在8%以内Google seo。
分享长尾词的种种特征
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