Among the wrong kind of white people, there are few more hated than the wigger or whitethug. Though it is very acceptable and common for the right kind of white people to dress and act as though they were Japanese, Chinese, or European, it is completely unacceptable for them to act like rappers.
This distaste caused a dilemma for white people who had to show both that they loved hip hop but also that they were aware they were white. The brilliant solution they came up with was to appropriate hip hop words and mannerisms and filter them through a white appropriateness system.
For example, white people find it particularly hilarious to take slang and enunciate every word perfectly.
“Homey, that bernaise sauce you made is wack. Do you know what I am saying? For Real.”
“Well, I used a different type of butter. I switched the style up, so let the haters hate and I’ll watch the deliciousness pile up.”
Since the above exchange involves people who are very aware of their whiteness it is hilarious, but if it were to be said by wiggers, it would be tragic. The difference is subtle but essential.
This is also an excellent way to make white people like you. If you can recite rap lyrics with perfect enunciation, they will always find it funny. As a rule of thumb, the more popular the rapper, the funnier it gets. Best options: 50 Cent, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, or Jay Z. Note: avoid Kanye West as the irony of reciting his lyrics with perfect English is not as great.
In terms of physical actions, there are few things white people enjoy more than throwing up fake gang signs in photos. Again, the same rules apply: if it is done by wiggers it is tragic, if it’s done by the right kind of white people, it’s hilarious. It’s not a good idea to mention how these signs have often resulted in awful, senseless deaths– that will ruin the joke.
In both cases, the actions are done in hopes that a white person will be recognized as “one of the good ones,” who love hip hop, but don’t try to appropriate it in any non-hilarious ways.
In both cases, your best response is to say “did you go to the last Dead Prez/Roots/Mos Def/Twaleb Kwali/Michael Franti concert? It was incredible. I smoked weed and kept this one finger up for almost an hour!”
Though this information has very little use in and of itself, it could be the final piece in the puzzle of cementing your white friendship. At the very least, it is a guaranteed way to help your progress.
Stuff White People Like 
what’s a wigger?
I would just like you to know that your site if very offensive. In fact you are a racist. There is no other way to put it. I stumbled across your page by accident and I am ready to PUKE. The only reason so many people view it is because they find it insulting and therefore feel the need to leave a comment to back up that statement.
I can not even believe that someone had the nerve to PUBLISH your so called book.
Oh, dear. I heart this blog. When rap is translated into proper English, it’s tragic too.
Speak the truth CL! For real!
it is not racist to point out the common characteristics of a certain race. the fact that there is a grain of truth to each one of these point is what makes the website so hilarious.
talib kweli.
Tragically guilty. You’ve got me pegged. Thank, SWPL, for making me laugh.
You’d find it funny if you had a sense of humor and didn’t take your whiteness so seriously. As a white person, I love making fun of ALL RACES and not leaving anyone out (after all it would be racist not to include everyone)… so in a sense you are the racist for not being able to laugh at yourself. Idiot.
You forgot to mention the new media darling of hip hop: Lupe Fiasco.
i just pooped da’shizzle
Wigger= White *igger.
This is kind of deep. It has lots of layers of profundity, yo.
By all means, then…puke.
Tru dat!
Yeah, you got me. I am very guilty dropping straight-faced, well-enunciated hip-hop lyrics.
I also like doing things like this:
My frozen dairy concoction causes multitudes of young males to congregate before my dwelling place, and they proclaim that my product is of higher quality than that which is produced by you.
I think this has so far been my very favorite.
a white person – What is a so-called book? The book is real, you can touch it in a store. Seems you should be suggesting that the book should not have been created, not that it is not a book. So much for your so-called comment. You make me want to puke.
You gots to add in the funky, Israeli rapper with mad flava, Matisyahu.
Also, don’t forget other white phenoms from Britain, who epitomize the white rapper, like The Streets.
I think that Showtime’s Weeds is both a byproduct of this and a catalyst to a new generation’s embracing that bullshit annoying ass omg being black must be so much fun.
In the words of Paul Mooney: everybody wanna be a nigga, but nobody wanna be a nigga.
I am black and it’s fucking obnoxious.
Yo Homie, we’re drinking PAAAATRON nigga!
Weeds is about the milfness of MLP.
Oh hell naw! You just had to go there.
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Ring finger on TOP of middle finger, morons. That sign will get you dead in da ‘hood, biatches!
White people love to study abroad in Spain – but for how long?
‘water wars’ –
By Sue Lloyd-Roberts
BBC Newsnight, Barcelona
Spain is experiencing its worst drought in 40 years. Climate experts warn that the country is suffering badly from the impact of climate change and that the Sahara is slowly creeping north – into the Spanish mainland.
A dry fountain: Spanish children are learning about climate change
Yet in Spain itself there is little consensus about what is to be done. Indeed, such is the disagreement that journalists and politicians alike are calling it “water wars”.
A farmer and politician, Angel Carcia Udon, said: “Water arouses passions because it can be used as a weapon, a political weapon, just as oil is a political weapon”.
And water in Spain has set region against region, north against south and government against opposition.
When the city of Barcelona nearly ran out of water earlier this year, the fountains were switched off and severe restrictions were introduced.
The government of Catalonia pleaded for water to be transferred from rivers like the Ebro, in neighbouring regions, but they refused.
Instead, the city imported tonnes of litres of water from France and accelerated work on the giant desalination plant on the edge of Barcelona, which promises to provide 180,000 cubic metres of water a day.
Parched land
But Barcelona is not alone in its insatiable thirst. Apart from the far north, the entire country is suffering, especially the parched areas on the Mediterranean coast, from Catalonia, down through Valencia, Alicante, Murcia and Almeria.
But Barcelona is not alone in its insatiable thirst. Apart from the far north, the entire country is suffering, especially the parched areas on the Mediterranean coast, from Catalonia, down through Valencia, Alicante, Murcia and Almeria.
Mr Udon, whose Popular Party (PP) believes in transferring water around the country, said: “It’s incomprehensible that, in one country, there is an excess of water in one place and a deficit in another.
The landscape of eastern Spain looks more parched than usual
“Even more incomprehensible is that they expect us to use water from desalination plants, which is expensive and would force us to raise prices.”
But when the present PSOE Socialist government of Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero got into power in 2004, they cancelled all the PP’s plans to send water from the north-west to the arid zones of the south-east.
“Though it is very acceptable and common for the right kind of white people to dress and act as though they were Japanese, Chinese, or European”
WTF?! Citation needed.
I often encourage my more hipster-y friends to move beyond Atmosphere and the likes. I try to get them to enjoy the booty-shaking thunder of T.I. and other Dirty South Supastars. I guess its too commercial. Except for Outkast. White people LOVE Outkast.
That makes me sad, because embracing hip hop in the wrong kind of white person-way is so much more fun. Let’s be honest, shaking yr ass is much more fun when its not drenched in irony. There are few greater pleasures than bumping Jay-Z out of yr car system, and the stupider you look, the better.
I’m getting bored with irony. Does that mean I am turning into the wrong kind of white person?
Could you teach me how to make that concoction?
One of the best so far.
In my rural midwest town, just saw a few of the WKOWP ones, with their big shorts all around their knees, tank tops, and lots and lots of cologne. Do they like to smell nice for each other? Alas, they were just kids, but still… don’t you ever want to pull their pants down and shove them?
This one is pretty fucking dead on.
This is HILARIOUS because white people LOVE to act like this! Classic!
WRONG KIND OF WHITE PERSON.
Oh, c’mon. Kanye works. That that don’t kill you, can only make you stronger. Good stuff.
Whatever. Wiggers are ridiculous caricatures and impossible to take seriously or not be laughed at.
Just to piggy back on your Outkast comment, white girls love shaking their asses to Outkast. Nothing started a ho-train quicker at a college party than “Bombs over Bagdhad”.
How did you get Michael Franti in the same list as Dead Prez/Roots/Mos Def/Twaleb Kwali? Wack.
reference Ben Folds’ classic cover of Dre’s “B*****s Ain’t S**t” as final proof that this post is dead on — listen to Ben (every bit the right kind of white person…) croon “B*****s can’t hang with the streets…” and tell me you don’t have milk coming out your nose with laughter. I, for one, often prefer to drop “Word to your Mutha” and other Vanilla Ice-isms, adding another layer to the truth of it all…
Just when I thought this blog had totally jumped the shark and couldn’t become any more of a sell-out, you go and post something like this…
…AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!
Awesome post. I am a whitey and love to do this. One thing I would like to point out though is that you absolutely must make sure to enunciate perfectly, or else people may perceive you as a “wigger.”
http://buffalothis.blogspot.com/
This post is the shizz-knight.
Also: white people’s ironic appreciation of the “Yo Momma” joke.
the bigger problem is the belief that nationally recognized rap and hip hop have any cultural value at all (the UN’s cum-lately recognition of hip hop as a politcally liberating art form). hip hop is little more than a depressing college bar jukebox genre, and the only rap that matters lives and dies on the zipcode and bus stop level, no further. when rap happens it is teenaged, poor, too local, obscure, coded, and fleeting for even the hippest of hipsters to dredge up on their anthropology missions.
Good Stuff.
Has anyone heard about the new hottness of hip hop phrases: “No Homo”?
I expect this one will create a difficult situation for the average white person. On one hand we have a delicious hip hop phrase that white hetero males use to help clarify the meaning of a questionably homo comment.
Example: Dude, I love your shirt. No Homo.
But on the other, we have a phrase that can be construed as homophobic, which never flies in white culture.
Hmmm…would the right kind of person use the term wigger? It’s very offensive and the only white people I usually hear saying it are the wrong sort. And, yes, you need to dig deeper when you say that it’s acceptable for whites to act like various kinds of Asians but not like rappers. Why is that, and how does one act “Asian”– become a martial arts expert, excel in math, speak an Asian lanaguage, eat Asian cuisine? Also, you do realize that it’s problematic to equate rappers with blacks as a whole and use a racial slur to make the comparison, don’t you?
When you first developed this site, I though it was hilarious and spot on. Now, however, I find myself apperciating Macon D.’s blog, http://stuffwhitepeopledo.blogspot.com, because it delves deeper into issues of race instead of simply using stereotypes and generalizations to make fun of people.
In the Southwestern USA, there is a saying:
“Whiskey is for drinking, water is for fighting over”
cheers, S. Dogood
It’s fuckin’ Talib Kweli. Get it right.
dead prez, it’s not capitalized.
Fuckin’ white people.
I just want to point out that you mispelled “Talib Kweli”‘s name (you typed “Twaleb Kwali”).
Or is that supposed to be similar to enunciating slang?
WTF? Citation needed.
word. true that.
hahahahahaha. That was funny.
http://stuffwhiteparentslike.com
White Chicks and Gang Signs!
http://www.verytasteful.com/shorts/wcgs.html
obvious troll is obvious
I never knew Europeans weren’t white.
I took a gander at that website. Lots of white guilt on display – obviously written by the right kind of white person, the type this website describes.
easy…!
Dude, stuffwhitepeoplelike is about caricature with a grain of truth. Put down the white appropriateness filter before you bore someone to death. Also, check out #102.
In what is essentially the ultimate in self-referentiality and irony, white people like Stuff White People Like.
There are many white people who do emulate popular African-American culture. However, I have yet to see an entire white family make campy t-shirts for a family reunion.
So when are you going to be funny again?
When my roommate called me up and said “you should look at ‘Stuff White People Like’ blog, it’s hilarious today” I couldn’t imagine why.
I certainly didn’t expect to see a picture of me and my cousin looking as serious as possible while throwing up gang signs to establish, once and for all, our ‘mad street credentials/credibility.’
Woohoo, we are the epitome — or at least a suitable example — of something white people like! … Weird.
Can I put this on my resume?
Oh and look, my first comment was at 4:20, something else White People Like.
Check out this white person moment:
Ben Folds covering Dr Dre:
Well done, sir.
Damn right
I love it! I have your book and these entries have been on par – awesome job ;o)
All of them play the festival tour…
are there any hip-hopp songs about enviro issues like water?
so true. but, uh, i don’t know what bernaise sauce is. (?)
http://polarbearswimming.blogspot.com
how do you get your cute picture in your signature? what’s your body look like?
i luv 420
uh… word
you must not be around many white people…..
more stuff whitePL…eating animal meat!
(The Dog – Meat – 02) A freshly killed dog lies on top of a cage of birds. Cuts of dog meat rest on top of another cage in the foreground. All of this is visible to the caged dogs in the adjacent cages. This photo was also taken at the Moran Market on May 19, 2001.
http://www.all-creatures.org/anex/dog.html#meat
Someone’s stolen or abandoned Saint Bernard stands alone among the cages stuffed with dogs. The animals show signs of neglect. This is Moran Market in Sungnam City. It boasts the largest dog market in Korea. There are days of the week that are considered “dog days,” when you can experience the true scope of this illegal trade. This photo was taken with hidden camera. Since the 1988 Seoul Olympics, word has spread that international animal welfare groups are campaigning against this industry, and dog meat dealers have become hostile to those who disapprove. In fact, you will now find plain-clothed guards posted at the markets to prevent foreigners from approaching. (We have received reports of Saint Bernard dogs being raised for meat in China.)
Dude, like the blog, but don’t ever use the word wigger. I know the back story of the blog, and that you’re rippin on yourself and no one else, but using that word indirectly offends blacks. No, I don’t consider myself a *igger, but being black causes other people to do so. I could just be overreacting, but for your safety and rep, immediately delete that word from your vocabulary.
Wiggers love http://detentionslip.org
wow. you’re quiet today.
stalker.
Twaleb? Yeah, man, he is super good. Way better than Jway Zw and Bwiggie. I’m surprised you didn’t mention Kwrs-1w, the Rwoots and Fwitty Cwent (5w0 ¢w).
Freaking hilarious!
not to be confused with “chavs”
Spoken word rap…the stuff of legend for the seduction crowd.
HAHAHA. Homophobia never flies in white culture? What sort of alternate universe white culture do you come from? Last I checked the majority of white americans were uncomfortable with gay marriage. Are the majority of americans the wrong kind of white people? Does that even make sense?
man i’m white and i really hate white people like that. this one really hit the nail on the head with kids that i grew up with in high school.
It’s like Dude your white you can’t rap your not going to “battle” anyone get over it. put your vintage t-shirt back on and be yourself
So where do the Beastie Boys fall on the tragic/hilarious spectrum?
hey i totally rap battled in high school, and i must say i was FREAKIN AMAZING MAN!!!!
Had to mention the classic 2002 SA goldmine:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/intellectualize-rap.php
White Guy that raps…but like seriously dude, so better than liek most white dudes that like try to but like are just doing it cuz like it got big when I like was listening to Gang Starr and like Mobb Deep and like reall hip-hop while these other myspace suckas like sucked they dad’s baby mom’s like tit!
http:///www.myspace.com/darbstar1
Check out this album and tell me tis white dude ain’t got sould and spits. Blackest white dude I know!
I went to school with a (white) guy who was studying opera, and he used to sing/rap hip-hop songs all proper and operatic, and call me really white, but it was hilarious.
http://www.myspace.com/darbstar1
My bad bro! 1 too many slashes on that last ish….
True that about my homeboy Lupe. As the (only) rap artist I saw at Coachella 2007, I believe I made a connection with the hip hop community while not having to compromise my affection for skateboarding and songs about skateboarding. Peace and over and out.
Clander forgot the Roots. But the post was awesome.
http://www.poeticmotherlover.com
http://www.cutewithchris.com/2007/05/show_121_chris_.html
Chris Leavins recites T-Pain on cutewithchris web show. perfect example.
draaank.
And how come MLP is hotter at forty than she was in all the movies I’ve seen her in. Fried Green Tomatoes?
White people also love the word “nigga.” As in, Preston and Connor are my niggaz.
*talib kweli
Isn’t it funny how it’s always the moral guardians who want to censor what they don’t like?
Give yourself a break, look at the lighter side of life, m8. And don’t speak for anyone but yourself, because the majority actually thinks this is funny – because we can appreciate humor and sarcasm, which you seem to be unfamiliar with. That’s why the book has been published, they didn’t just do it to piss you off.
What the hell makes it a sell-out? That he makes money off it? Give me a break.
Is this the concept that the Ben Folds cover of “Bitches Ain’t Shit” came from?
“Twaleb Kwali” . . . perhaps you meant “Talib Kweli”?
Self aware hip hop references fails at self awareness.
Here I am/ I’m a crazy kid
dont front/ dont grab like Manillo
Check it, I’m smoking a blunt
I was going to be another hater who was about to correct you on your spelling of a certain proper noun but then I checked myself. Talib.
yeah, that’s right
Everyone knows Vanilla Ice started hip hop.
i HATE the word wigger. it’s ugly and not ok.
I think this one is kind of disappointing…the quality and humor just doesn’t live up to the other posts.
“Are the majority of americans the wrong kind of white people?”
I believe that is the case. That’s what makes being the right kind of white person so darn special.
Please don’t shoot anyone.
They fall into 80’s night, which is fantastic by white standards.
i thought No Homo meant ‘no homoginzed milk’ – sort of a ‘drink raw milk’ campaign for the young hip-hop crowd…??
my bad
NO HOMO?
i thought No Homo meant ‘no homoginzed milk’ – sort of a ‘drink raw milk’ campaign for the young hip-hop crowd…??
my bad
can i say ‘Tigger’ ?
BULLSHIT!!!! clander your head is up your ass. What in the world are you talking about and whatever you were smoking needs to be destroyed. Damn man, stay in reality and quit dreaming this shit up. Wigger, whitethug, what the hell are you talking about. Man, you’re talking white trash. Yeah, they are white and sure as hell not main stream or even fringe; just freaks. You have lost it and making up shit won’t cut it.
Remember——quit smoking that shit.
of course you do.
i leanrded that these words are ‘OK’:
bigger
digger
rigger
tigger
nagger
these words are bad:
ngger
wgger
Gun and gang violence on the loose in seattle – i hop they hi-hop about it, fa shizzle.
Lt. Ron Wilson, commander of the Seattle Police Department Gang Unit, who knows of initiates as young as 10. “We have more drive-by shootings than we had a decade ago. But the most alarming thing is the youth getting in, and the violence there. We have to address those issues.”
and…
…the same free-floating rage that fueled his own teenage crimes was likely behind the death last week of Pierre “Pete” Lapoint, 16, peripherally associated with the South End gang Down With the Crew, and gunned down while walking on Rainier Avenue. In July, Chezary Bacchus, 17, a Blood and former Cleveland High School student, was shot in the head at an Arby’s in Kent, and two hours later, 18-year-old Ed Cobb staggered into a Renton gas station, bleeding from a retaliatory gunshot wound to the neck.
Spooling backward over the past year, the brutal scorecard has also claimed De’Che Morrison, a 14-year-old with a cherubic smile who bled to death under a car in Rainier Valley where he’d crawled after being shot in the stomach in January. Eight days before came the death of Allen Joplin, 17, also a onetime Cleveland High student, murdered at a birthday party in Belltown, and two weeks after, Perry Henderson, 18, killed at a party in the South End. Last August, rival gang members ambushed Antwan Horton, 19, and shot him in the back of the head.
See #11 (Asian Girls), #13 (Tea), #15 (Yoga), #58 (Japan), #63 (Expensive sandwiches), #79 (Modern furniture), #93 (Free healthcare), and especially #42 (Sushi).
shut up melissa stop being such a cracker.
You obviously don’t read all the comments.
Speaking of hip hop…check out http://detentionslip.org to read about Texas teachers who are allowed to carry guns to school.
This post reminds me of The Gourds covering Snoop Dog’s Gin and Juice. Their site is http://www.thegourds.com/index.html and I’m sure there are plenty of YouTube videos, too.
Ha, yall gotta get up out my business bitchessss. I feel like white people also like getting high. Speaking of getting high, the lead actor (Seth Rogen) of knocked up and pineapple express is retarded. Read what he did on the daily show here:
http://www.garbarrassing.com (scroll down to August, 17 2008)
Lander, funniest yet. That and I think you raised the IQ of the blogosphere exponentially. Pretty clever shit too….
“Appropriateness process” OMG – in more ways than one.
I listen to NWA. Does that get me any cred?
The Smirnoff “Tea Partay” video is an excellent example of Self Aware Hip Hop References. Although the irony is more visual than verbal it illustrates the point perfectly well. (Caution: The wrong kind of whiter person also finds this video funny and will incessantly try to recite the lyrics.)
Check it out here:
maybe but at least you actually get to think for yourself.
In order to be taught, you may have to financially remunerate.
you should not be here.
Hey it’s goldberg (the guy who took the picture). What was the gang in that youtube video you were telling me about? I never found it on youtube.
Cheers!
it’s already been said, but his name is talib kweli….
Spoken like someone whose never even tried St. Bernard.
And Dynamite Hack and Blues Traveller do it too
At least he would have an excuse for spelling and grammar so shit. You need to go back to school.
You have to dress the part.
http://www.culturallycool.com/urbanerindex.html
That post was meant for John Darnt.
Don’t know what happened there.
this is sooo true
it doesn’t matter if you listen to rap, wear tall white tees, wear fitted caps, wear air force ones, if you’re not black, you’re not black. if you’re white, be white.
This is so incredibly true. I’m not “white” but I might as well fall into what this site categorizes as white people, and I’m definitely guilty of everything this post is about. Phrases such as, “word,” and “I’m down,” commonly make appearances amidst my perfectly enunciated vocabulary.
What is this, 2005?
Have you looked at the music charts for the last few years? The suburban, upper-middle class white kids have moved on.
Not even the wrong kind of white people want to be black anymore.
What they think is “black” anyway.
i slept with both of those guys in the picture!
I agree if they are aware it’s funny, but even that has it’s limit and can be ran into the ground.
Congratulations on the comeback also, it’s been almost a month. White People Like consistency and regular updates also.
yo homey! you gettin’ jiggy wit it!
Italians are Europeans and, as Dennis Hopper once pointed out, they’re not really white.
Fo shizzle my wizzle.
Also awesome: Jonathan Coulton’s cover of “Baby Got Back.”
First,Mos Def??? ha ha ha that doofus is “wack” to the bruthas! He is a “white mans black man” with his “serious” lyrics about the “issues,man” and “war an’ peace an da shtreets” etc etc. Whites are soooo stupid–and I am white. Real niggaz rap about “they” A)Dicks B) Pussy C)Money,bling,grills, D) Cars E)Hennessey,Krystol(sp?) etc and F)They Dicks. This upsets white people as it seems to show blacks as “stereo-typical” (a word coined by our Leaders,the precious jews) well,niggaz. This makes whites uncomfortable,so they adopt “proper” negroes to reward and be seen as fans of,while guiltily listening to “real niggaz” being real! Kanye is a perfect example of this,with his stupoid idiotic “preppie” clothes and his dumb “college student” theme. His mom was a professor–and what happend to her? His lyrics are stupid,semi-literate trash. I heard him on SNL once,to rapturous white people,blabbing about how he wishes his daddy could see him on stage,and his grandpa and his Aunt Esther etc–he is onstage singing aboiut being onstage singing! Idiot! Hip hop=white music must be dead as Jim Morrisson!!
I love this site, it takes all the things white people ruin and reminds us how cool it is. Unbeknownst to white people, colored folk had been doing the reciting rap lyrics with impeccable pronunciation years ago.
It’s actually “Talib Kweli.” I win.
You white people would love the next BLUE EYED Soul Singer ELIZA NEALS check her out WOW!
What it’s been three WHOLE YEARS? It’s only been a hundred years that white people have wanted to be Black through Black music. LOL!!!!
I hate wiggers.
What are the guys in the pic trying to say?
“We’re the M&M Gang”?
That was supposed to be for Kimbo on pg. 3… Server maintenance screwed up where the post went.
New World Water by Mos Def.
Word.
Is Kanye West white? From the name I thought he would be black. I thought the only white rapper was Amenmen.
Is he white like Kanye West & Amenmen the detroit guy?
I’m white. I like Amenmen, Kanye West, Vanilla Isle & other white rappers. Its just the in thing to do. U feel me?
I love this blog, but where I come from that word is completely a racial slur. I think you should revise this post; using that word crossed the line. I want to still be able to tell all my friends to check this out, but I won’t as long as that words there.
Italians & Greeks are black coz they are DARK skinned.
As a white career criminal, I can tell you this guy is way off. When you go behind the wall, all you have is your white brothers, the blacks will fucking eat you alive, if your not aligned with the other whites. In no way do we replicate any black gang signs, or rap stuff, it would be disrespectful to your fellow whites and to the blacks, you would get killed for sure, maybe wiggers and yuppie fucks do this shit, but leave the felon thugs out.
That is one of the funniest things I’ve read. You should start your own sub-site!
it is interesting how a site regarding white traits seems to avoid commenting on ‘white trash’.
there are reasons for this – any pop psychologist can tell you but it is important that you try to figure it out for yourself.
clearly this blog is not about your kind of white people — the wrong kind. I can’t believe people still don’t get it. Also, it’s “you’re”, not “your.” Just to save someone else the trouble.
Silly felon, this site is for average non-criminal white folks not degenerates. Possibly if earlier on the list “felonies” were added as things white people like I could see your point. But specifying rules for circumstances that affect only a small sample of the white population comes of as elitist (a cliché term for this site). Also, white people already have the stigma of being considered racists and expressing a view that requires membership to a racist organization for survival seems a little counterproductive to our cause. Don’t you think? PEACE OUT!
QUOTE: Though it is very acceptable and common for the right kind of white people to dress and act as though they were Japanese, Chinese, or European.
European? I thought a lot of white people WERE European. Or is this really “Stuff American White People Like?”
For all of my real hip hop heads:
http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=6204
I’m glad the blog is not about my kind of white people, your kind of white people seem like some sorry lost souls. As for the correction I appreciate it. Love to keep learning.
well done, gentlemen
Kelis works at my step-brother’s restaurant
“Among the wrong kind of white people, there are few more hated than the wigger or whitethug. Though it is very acceptable and common for the right kind of white people to dress and act as though they were Japanese, Chinese, or European, it is completely unacceptable for them to act like rappers.”
uhm…aren’t Europeans, for the most part, already white?
What about Jurassic 5? As a white bitch, I love those dudes and their dope rhymes, know what I mean, you all?
there is so much irony here i can’t deal with it. its like you have this one level of white ppl disingenuously liking hip hop, but then you put it on the site so then they try to go against that to hide their “ingenuineness” and then its like all these levels of fakeness. i would really appreciate a response from anyone as to why these ‘type of whities’ cant keep it real.
“Amenmen”?
I really hope you’re joking.
Expressing the wrong sentiment will get a WHITE MAN IN A LOT OF TROUBLE as “hate crimes” and “hate speech” become more criminalized,and crime more politicized. Defending yourself against a thug nigga—and I know the idea of ‘self defense’ against a negro is anathema to white people!!–but if you do it you too may wind up in the same fix as the above Felon. (Note the poor teen who had a shitload of bricks dropped on him because he put a noose on his truck and drove around in front of a Jena 6 rally before 3000 black folks who had taken a day off from their jobs-LOL-to “potest”! “Well he shouldnt do that” sniff the dear whiter folks.)Dont be so quick to tear someone down,assholes!!! And BTW,you dont have some sympathy for a white man in jail facing the terror of a black dominated pop?? Jews love to tear down white people becuase they HATE US! When you try and be a Faux Jew,youre tearing down your own people! (Sorry to be so serious! Hey,Asian chix are hot!:) )
Theres only ONE kind of white people.idiot.
This sh_t is running on fumes.
Just tryin’ to keep it really real.
I think there are a few things at work with this kind of behavior–
1. A secret love for hiphop and it’s culture but feeling like they don’t qualify, and therefore make fun of what they can’t be included within (“Haha, hiphop is funny when I put it under the microscope– but I wish I could be a part of it”)
2. Masquerading these borderline class-centric jokes with self-effacing humor (“I am so white, and I am so funny when I make fun of myself”)
3. And, on a deeper and more devious level, identifying oneself as white by making fun of one’s own whiteness (“I am lampooning myself as being ‘so white’ but hey, at least I’m not black”)
There is a subversive racism with that whole faux hip-hop speak thing.
I was in a bar in Williamsburg, Brooklyn about a month ago, surrounded by about a million kids from Oberlin, Ohio, suburbs of Chicago, and every other city where daddy teaches literature or owns a bank.
As a musician among musicians, I had commented on a few hip-hop producers and artists and was finding little support with my praise of the likes of Pharrell and Kanye West, both of whom conceive magnificent sounds with state of the art technology and put together interesting songs.
Every response I got seemed to focus on race and class and had nothing to do at all with music. Self-congratulatory white-guilt-Obama-lovers who can’t see past class into what they might actually think about music.
Then came the jokes, just like the ones mentioned in #107.
I’d rather they just made off-color black jokes or something– there’s something about the phoniness of pretending to lampoon yourself that makes me ill.
ahaha why can’t people appreciate satire? this is hilarious.
wigger lover
you’re in prison and we’re the lost sorry souls?
Yes!!!
I think our boy clander has finally turned the corner and become a true right kind of White person.
Excellent work!!!
To even use the word wigger, without the liberal fear of how it might upset the feral negro, is a sign that clander rules!
thinning the herd
About 4-5 years ago I started, and continue to this day, if I am out at a bar or lounge, and if I survey the clientele, and if it is 90% or more White, which it always is, and if the “DJ” is playing hip-hop, I always make an effort to complain about it to the DJ and the owner or manager. Always. Sometimes we’ll send up a few people and spread the complaints out over an hour or so.
Kindly consider doing the same in your city. Thanks.
white’s not a color.
They need to be saved. Come on. Do something.
Young white people, particularly boys, take this to a new level. Isn’t it entertaining to watch adolescent males trying out the new slang they learned in SLAM magazine?
REPRESENT!
PS–I’m only half white, but since the area where I grew up is rather ghetto, I consider myself qualified to throw fake gang signs. At least when I do it, I know what they mean and which ‘hood they’re ‘repping.’ I also know how to do it and not get killed.
There’s more than one kind, a lot of us don’t fit into SWPL’s imagine of white people…or at least I don’t
mulattos are considered black to white people, not “half-white”. There really is no such thing.
We know who our own people are, and half-castes are not us.
That is the smartest thing I have ever read on this blog.
Good point.
You are either White, or you are not. Only White people can produce White offspring.
Keep it going, your kids will thank you for it.
“When you try and be a Faux Jew,youre tearing down your own people! “
Excellent point again.
That really sums up the SWPL wrong kinds of whites that love liberalism that is destructive to producing a healthy next generation to carry on the West.
josh randall, that observation is just excellent.
Often times, a white youth will begin singing the “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” theme song and others of his ilk will join in. Some add ghetto-like inflections, while others do not. They all, however, sing the entire song and appear proud — and, perhaps, feel more ‘real’ — after doing so. This is an event best ignored, lest you encourage it.
Remember when this was a blog?
hey portnoy – arent you late to your NAMBLA meeting?
if it is always 90% white, then you hang out in white bars. so , of course it’90% white. why are you so fucking stupid?
too bad they cant take each out in one day and spare us all their crime
Encourage it? If you see white kids singing the “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” theme song, then run. Those kids are probably from 4Chan and will bombard you with “Desu” endlessly.
gross. please join us, when you’re ready, in the 21st century.
Do white people read Proust?
Gross. Please join us when you’ve grown a sense of humor.
I’m Mooolaaaataaaa. A mix of girl chocolate and half and half. I loved hip hop before white cows started stomping all over my brand new cocoa.
That mainly just made me hungry..
Remember when this site was funny?
Yeah, coincidently that was right before the book came out.
remember when this was funny??!??!! this shit is mothafucking hilarious!!!!!!
White people sure like to comment on blogs!
Keep it up. Everyday the gene pool gets cleaner.
What’s the “N” stand for?
Yeah, I’m real threatened.
Jim Morrison is still alive, dumb shit, he lives in Oregon on a small farm and doing quite well. He and I just had lunch on Monday.
SO, you’re the one who likes to ruin the party. You should stay at home if you dont like to/can’t dance!
Every city has places that cater to pretensious stuck up snobs like yourself that would rather hear obscure indie rock and stand in the corner, chain smoking and expressing their dissatisfaction with the world with that “shit smelling” look on their face.
Coming to your town soon, the wrong kind of white people like myself who want to cast off the shackles of cultural conservatism and celibacy and embrace Licentiousness!
I can’t wait to spill cheap beer all over your thrift store suede shoes while shaking my ass to T-pain Biatch!
Some comment, are you attempting to elevate yourself above the herd by pretending only you, or someone of your stature can appreciate satire? Well listen up bitch, take your head out of your ass, suck in so fresh air, and die. You’re the most disgusting of whites.
Portnoy, you miserable piece of shit. Welcome back. I thought maybe you walked off the face of the Earth. You’ve been gone about two are three weeks, and life ain’t been the same. Are you going to tell us what you’ve been up to? My guess is that you’ve been in the grey bar hotel. What is bond for hate crimes in Mississippi?
Does she make milk shakes?
So what’s that make you?
Nope, hasn’t happened yet.
OH YEAH, LOVE AND PEACE.
Rick Ro$$ could kick your ass in any zip code, would that matter?
The SOurce XXL would have been a better reference
Ive got more street cred than Obama, cause I f*cked your mama, my skin is hairy like a llama, caught a bid for stealing beans of lima, my gat is mighty fine, yeah!
Biatches!
What about Fu Tang Flan they are almost as good as Lewdachris.
Im confused… so you like hot chocolate, but with no milk or cream?
The main way to do it and not get killed is by doing it in front of people that don’t participate in gang activity.
That’s skittles biatch! Don’t make me pop a rainbow colored cap in yo azz!
Did you know that most gang signs are derived from American Sign Language?
I guess that means that alot of G’s owe their street cred to the deaf or def population.
G’s up
mehh…
I prefer the Diff’rent Strokes song meself! Negroes are highly amused when I sing it! ” A ,man is born,jhe’s a man of means…” But I think “Movin On Up” is the best theme song!
Is your mom some fat ugly lowdon worthless disgusting stupid foul low iQ piece of sh*t who got fucked by her negro prince,got beat up,left,signed up for evry form of we’fare they is,sits around watching TV all day and is an all around worthless,getting high,welfare piece of negro-loving trash–whom you hate and try to forget by becoming super negro?? Just curious!
This wasn’t very funny, but maybe it’s because I know nothing about hip hop and mostly didn’t know what you were talking about. Well, if any of you would like to read about stuff this one Brazilian white woman likes, it’s here: http://www.escrevalolaescreva.blogspot.com
I guess the topic today is printers and husbands, so if you’re expecting anything porn, this will be utterly disappointing…
Funny, but as a grad-student I wish you guys would have dove deeper. This act is a strong bonding ritual amongst white male particular on a Friday or when they are in a good mood.
Lei seu comentario e acho muito interessante. O seu artigo deve ir mas alem da discussao sobre xenofobia e entrar na interseccao de discriminacao racial, clase e genero em nosso proprio pais e otros. Em Portugal o brasileiro em geral eh visto como o “otro” o “negro” e o marginal. A brasileira eh sempre visto como a “otra”, a sensual, a negra de bum bum grande e a exotica prostituta. Em certos partes do Brasil o mesmo pode ser dito dos migrantes nordestinos, e Afrodescendentes de todos os tonos de pele entre parda e negra.
Na Suica sao os Portugueses que fazem o trabalho domestico, sendo jardineiro e faixineiro. E sao reconhecido como ladrao, inuteis etc. Eh tudo relativo e tudo nogento! Em toda essa historia ainda existe o racismo de comparar o ser discriminado a um negro. Que eh que o Negro tem feito para merecer este tratamento de suspeito? Presupondo que o negro e malandro, criminoso, prostituta, marginal – SEMPRE! Eh feio minha amiga.
Encontrei uma Carioca em Miami e a gente comecou a conversar sobre a experiencia nos EUA. Ela me commentou, ” ODIEI a experiencia em Miami – Ai eles me tratarao como Latina!!!!” Interesante que ela quando esta em Brasil trata os demais da mesma forma so que ela pode ser a dona de casa, a gerente do projeto e mandar a negrada e os pobres ao inferno. Tratando-lhes como os negros que sao…. triste.
Eh engracado como os proprios “Latinos discriminados” na EUA podem ser de paises latinas onde sao da clase opressor. Cuspindo nos povos indigenas e negros e respirando tudo o aire livre disponivel para que o pobre coitado em seu pais nao tenha a oportunidade de cheiar seus pulmoes.
Sou mulher negra com saco cheio do racismo.
it makes me very ironic
There is a country song out now called “Holla Back.” If there is something more tragic than a white thug, it is a white country thug.
Holla!
I hope you will take some goddamn time to REFLECT upon this shit then, and do something to CHANGE yourself for the better, you poser asshole.
Did nobody think to mention Sage Francis, Atmosphere, or Sole?? Come on!
I would also agree that the wrong kind of white person uses the word ‘wigger’. It’s old and outdated! White people usually at least pretend to be accepting of everybody.
Also, white people surely enjoy the irony of really white bands covering hip hop songs. Such as, Alanis’ cover of ‘My Humps’ and The Vines’ cover of ‘I’m sorry Ms. Jackson!’
Nambla is big in San Francisco. It’s an org filled with homosexuals and other pervert deviants.
That’s where you belong, not me.
It’s funny how YOU don’t have the balls to say “wigger” and attach your real name…
You’re an idiot. I wear Loro Piana, not thrift store!!
I’ve bedded and squired some of the hottest White women from Seattle to Kiev!
I can tolerate techno, which is White, but hip-hop is not for any sane white person. Clander gets it right on this one.
Did you here about that new country song “2 girls 1 truck?”
dumbsh*t
‘White guilt’ is for the wrong kinds of White people. Duh.
These types are the ones that usually don’t reproduce, and if they do, sometimes have non-white offspring (that of course, look nothing like them). These types further, if they reproduce at all, only have 1 child (think “our first black prez, Bill Clinton, who is the archetype for the wrong kind of White person:
1) only has one White child (hey, at least it’s not non-white, like Gore’s daughter will pump out)
2) de-Christianzed and zionist approved lackey.
3) Our first “black” president
4) open borders globalist
Nothing could be more anti-White than Clinton, and even Bush/McCain are basically the same wrong kinds of Whites as Clinton.
Dennis Hopper? Learning your history as written by Hebrew scriptwriters? You are a wrong kind of White person.
Let’s see how this works. None other than Adolf Hitler himself allied and liked the Italian race.
Meanwhile, he wanted to exterminate the Semite jewish race.
Many times you will hear Jews try to cover themselves by comparing themselves to Greeks and Italians, but in reality no European would ever compare the races of Old Europe to that of a Semite.
So, being white means I *HAVE* to wear vintage t-shirts and american apparel sweaters?
Fuck, this sucks.
the real black motto is:
“Muh dick”
He’s a jew. Who cares what these guys say?
His “producer” is Judd Apatow, another zombie-looking semite.
Who even cares????
Real niggaz rap about “they” A)Dicks B) Pussy C)Money,bling,grills, D) Cars E)Hennessey,Krystol(sp?) etc and F)They Dicks.
Ha ha!!!
Excellent!!
Good point.
In addition to the wrong kinds of Whites wearing hip-hop labels, they can also be found wearing jew metrosexual labels in an effort to be faux jews, or wews.
If you see someone in Marc Jacobs or KennethCole, etc. you know they are the wrong kinds of whites people!!!
PS Add to that “AmericanApparel” which is about as wrong kind of White as it gets, as the owner is a anti-White semite of the highest order.
Any white who wears that crap is an idiot and faux jew, probably without even knowing it, hence they are the wrong kind of White person.
Know what really gets me off? When I bed those I’ve squired!
You can live in some Blade Runner-like multi-racial stew, but leave us Whites out of it. Thanks.
There are more black-on-white hate crimes than vice-versa. If you added into that, the number of black-on-white crimes that don’t get the hatecrime upgrade as determined by white-hating jew lawyers, then the number of hate crimes against Whites would be even more imbalanced.
Dude, are that obtuse?
Where I live the grey bar hotel is filled with Hispanics and Negroes. The Federal pen downtown is filled with some Jewish swindlers. For some reason swindlers get prosecuted by the Feds and not the state.
being black is what you make it paterick
Haha how white people get hurt did a similar article.
Howwhitepeoplegethurt.typepad.com
Fresh Prince created by “Andy Borowitz”
Jeffersons created by “Norman Lear”
Typical jewish crap, including the mixed-race couple on the Jeffersons. These people never cease their didactic attacks on Whites.
Wow, good question! Let’em have it.
You forgot to mention this sad breed of White, negro-lovin’, woman. They usually enlist their “family” (parents, brothers/sisters) to help raise the mulatto.
In doing so, they force their crap on the cousins, neices and nephews, in-laws and everyone else that didn’t fall for the liar negro and liberal white female nonsense.
I think I have a citation for you on the tip of my dick, if you’d like to see.
Haha how white people get hurt did a similar article.
http://www.howwhitepeoplegethurt.typepad.com
The white rapper from Detroit.
You blog is sucky and boring.
So ok, you think you are being clever with this. You are moronic. This post is possibly the best return to form clander’s had in months. Give the guy some props of get the fuck out, because in all truthfulness, you are NOT clever, you have nothing of value to say or contribute, and you know it, so go die somewhere.
“http://a683.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/11/l_199772f554429812c1fb7715b6f65bea.jpg
The article could have been better, but i found this picture and it made me think of this blog so… Check it out you can see a few white people repping the one finger. It’s from Rock The Bells- where there is a heavy mix of all the good types and bad types of every race and creed.
I thought this article was going to be about white people who identify with underground hip hop vs. white people who identify with mainstream. Backpackers vs. bling wearers, etc.
Color me disappointed
Hey you guys are stealing my act! It is still funny huh.
the holocaust aka the robot tank aka warcloud aka alcatraz has almost perfect pronunciation and its not funny it actually sound pretty cool. btw hes of african descent
What the fuck does being a grad student have to do with anything? Did you just start or something?
WACK!
you’re late to the meeting – http://www.nambla.org
i just pooped
Interesting article on whiteness and hip hop…
http://jce.sagepub.com/cgi/content/refs/35/6/645
They’ll have to be your kids, since I kinda…lost my…manhood…making love to a…Hoover vacuum…that overheated.
Yeah, laugh all you want, Jews, but how was I supposed to know WD-40 is flammable and not meant to be used as a personal lubricant!
Goddamn it, I’m sitting here, in my dank apartment, on disability, with barely any money, no job, and NO DICK!
That’s why I envy negroes. They may not have money, or a job, but at least they have dicks.
I thought this was pretty funny because it reminds me of a Brooks Brothers-wearing WASP guy I worked with who used to do this exact thing, only he’d do it with a smirk on his face. He thought he was f’shizzle–excuse me, he thought he was being really funny when in reality I thought he was a douchebag whose smirk I wanted to slap off his face. (I’m also white, btw.)
I think wiggers are hilarious–every now and then I see white boys strutting around with super baggy jeans that drag on the ground and think to myself, they have absolutely no clue how ridiculous they look. The self-aware wiggers, though, also sound and look like idiots, only in a different manner. You’re right, clander, that it’s a subtle but important difference but in the end, both groups of white people acting black come across as doofuses.
Oh, we do. And our family reunion – it’s called ‘The ____ Family Pig Pickin”
Then again, we’re Southerners (the wrong kind of white people)
I read through all these comments and didn’t see one mention of this:
Dynamite Hack – Boyz in Tha Hood
And as far as the Country + Rap = Crap equation, we can’t forget that Top 40 stinker:
Over and Over Again by Tim McGraw and Nelly (it even has a backing of 80’s song True by Spandau Ballet – how could white people NOT love it?!)
Comment rescinded.
white people like making out in public, more so, they tend to do it to for reasons other than feeling like making out including but not lmitted to making someone else jealous or emphasizing on their relationship with their partner when they feel it is threatened by someone else.
i think if you substitute “fourteen year olds” for “white people” this comment would be true
It’s dumb when adults act like this ‘ironically’ – Google search that site ‘Black People Love Us’ and it’s also dumb when young people do it. OK, I have heard of slumming, you go to the bad -but not really bad- ok, working-class area of town and drink beer and play some pool. However, no one emulates those lower down on the status totem pole for any length of time. That’s just pathological.I might write about this phenomenon on my blog, it is so much deeper than the pants and bling.
It’s really OK to still act White when around not-Whites. We all slip up and say the wrong thing, do soemthing lame, but sheesh, denigrating your whole race and imitating MTV crapula , which is what the ‘gangsta thugs’ are doing as well. When they aren’t killing people, that is.
Oakland is up to 86 murders last time I looked, I think that beats last years record! Homicidal Olympics!
I can accept that.
Just like whites trying to be Bob Marley it just does not work. Individuals need to know their limitations in social interaction…
Chris
http://www.thevisitingbrit.com
You don’t sound like a culturally cool person at all.
Let people be. Did you ever try to act cool by showing your interest in other things outside your comfort zone?
http://www.culturallycool.com
White people like Estate Sales and shopping for vinyl records.
White people like Ultimate Frisbee.
Omigod! The Jews are after me! The Jews are after me! The Jews are after me! The Jews are after me! The Jews are after me! The Jews are after me! The Jews are after me! The Jews are after me! The Jews are after me! The Jews are after me! The Jews are after me! The Jews are after me!
Oh God, CINDY MARGOLIS AND RASHIDA JONES, I BEG YOU, DON’T TAKE MY PRECIOUS WHITE BALLS!!! MY PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS WHITE BALLS!! OH GOD, I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING BAD I EVER SAID ABOUT THE JEWS!!
Wait, that was a branch scratching on the window.
False alarm!
its not just affensive to talk like that if your white. unless thats really how you talk, you sound stupid talking like that wether you white,black,chineese whatever! some people try to talk like there gangsta when there really not. its not just white people sooo can we stop with the stereotypes? its affensive.
Affensive — something having to do with sex with a fence.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1570045/Man-%27attempted-sex-with-fence%27-in-London-park.html
It’s not simply offensive to speak in that manner if you are white, anyone who affects to speak in a manner that is not native to them sounds ridiculous be they white, black, or Chinese. Small groups of people occasionally attempt to use slang that is inappropriate to their social standing or cultural upbringing, not just those of Caucasian descent. To assume only white people engage in this ludicrous behavior is an offensive stereotype and I would like to see it stopped.*
*fixed
um you guys dint really catch the hole idea of what they were trying to say. everybody has there own groups ok thats the world rather you being white, black, hispanic. or german…everybody has there own thing no matter how hard we try to make it this world equal its never going to be rather sayin poepl who act like this is ignorant or dumb shoot its black people thats how we act and white people i think some times to it to make front of are ways…..not tring to take african amercian people side im jus sayin….bc honesly no matter how you see your self the world is going to see you much differently for exsample i am white, black, mexican,portarican, 2different kinds of indian, and a little bit of chinese….rather you knowing all that u can get a picutre in yoyr head on what i look like…some people say i look porta rican…one time i got followed in the store when i was wit my much darker black friends and then when i was wit my white friends the same lady who was there the last time did not follow me, so i am sayin dont take this as being a joke or a phase or a way of life bc this is the real world with real people in it NOT SOME FAIRY TALE!.
Well now I know you’re lying because I am born & raised in Seattle and there are ZERO hot women here.
But I suppose spending five years in Phoenix AZ will skew your opinion and grading scale.
all of your posts are spot-on, but this one missed the mark a little bit. not one lil wayne reference? misspelling Talib Kweli? It took you 3 fucking weeks to put a new post up, at least research what rappers are big at the moment.
Affecting the speech patterns of a group to which you do not belong is not offensive only when done by white people; people of all races, religions, and creeds sound equally ridiculous when espousing jargon not of their own millieu. Many social cliques occasionally appropriate vernaculars in opposition to their cultural standpoint; the trend is not unique to Caucasians. Attributing such behavior only to white people offends said white people. (The cross-cultural appeal of said appropriation allows it to serve double-duty as worship of the Other and an indispensable technique for increasing Caucasian credibility on the streets.)
** Tweaked for maximum whiteness.
This particular post is sad because this trend of people using rap references in properly pronounced English is so 1997. That’s 11 years ago. Maybe people should try copying how nicely rappers dress in suits or how they all want to become entrepeneurs instead. And I think it’s sad that you know how to spell Talib Kw_li and you care.
I love how all this applies to you country people
Cyber sex doesn’t count
This is probably the BEST post I have ever seen on this site. Thank you for trying to lighten this up. I’m going to stop reading this now. Don’t you crackers (ironic as I’m white) have a job or something?
It is very 1990’s, I agree. The post reminds of a skit from the show In Living Color.
I am down my brown bro. Word to you mother. My driver is an afro negro, he will tell you I am a hep cat, cool daddy.
I AM JOHN HERPES KERRY AND I APPROVED THIS MESSAGE.
P.S. HAS ANYONE SEEN BOB BREAST?
http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2008/08/21/once-in-a-while-white-is-right/
i’m a tranny.
Now I think I ‘get’ Mark Ronson…
Agreed. Vinyl is so cool. Wonderful audio equipment reference for those who are still spinning their LP’s:
http://www.tonepublications.com/ToneAudio/Home.html
I absolutely agree with you nick.
I think the word “wigger” is very offensive and inappropriate. We all know where that word was derived from! You can do better than that.
Jack Johnson. He’s who they like. Jack Johnson… and maybe John Mayer too.
So if I, a white person, go around making ironic finger gestures and saying things like “because that’s how I ROLL dawg” with a smirk on my face that makes me culturally cool? I don’t think so. I have plenty of hip hop in my iTunes library. I don’t need to affect forced black mannerisms to show interest in “non-white” things. You seem to be the narrow-minded one here, not me.
clander, I thought this was pretty accurate because some of my (white) friends do this, but I completely disagree with this key point you make:
“Since the above exchange involves people who are very aware of their whiteness it is hilarious, but if it were to be said by wiggers, it would be tragic.”
It is NOT hilarious. It’s lame. In fact, I’m not sure which one is worse, non-aware wiggers or self-aware wiggers because the latter group is basically mocking black people whereas the former is emulating them as a show of admiration (because they think they are being cool.)
White people who affect hip hop mannerisms are making fun of the way alot of black people talk. I have a white coworker who speaks in an East Indian accent. He’s totally smirking when he launches into his East Indian voice. Is he being hilarious? (For the record, everyone in the office thinks he’s an ass.)
Is Justin Timberlake a wigger? He’s a natural at talking and acting “black” but it still seems a little embarrassing when he’s in this mode; contrast this with his usual self, which is more genuine. I don’t think his “black mode” mocks black people–that’s just his stage persona that goes with the type of his music.
And what about eminem? I think he’s the closest to a white person who can act like a wigger and get away with it.
The worst case of public wiggerism has got to be a tossup between Vanilla Ice and Marky Mark when he was a member of the Funky Bunch. (I can’t believe I just wrote that last part with a straight face.) I’m sure there are others, but those two come to mind.
Don’t be hatin’…my boy clander’s busy hustlin’ his book, yo. He a busy man fo’ sho’!
FYI I say this while being self-aware of my whiteness, just so you know lol
OMG YOU CAN’T SPELL. IT’S TALIB KWELI, DUH.
Who is that word offending? Black people? or white? If they call each other the N word then why is it not offensive? 90% of black people hate white people already and no one alive owned any slaves. The card is flipping and there are more black people that hate people then white people that hate black people.
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
This one reminded me of something. Does anyone remember when Jinko’s Jeans and Lee Pipes were an essential trend? I do. I was about ten years old at the time and really upset that my mom wouldn’t let me have any. Thanks, Mom. Wiggerism can even affect fashion.
No one alive owned slaves, nonetheless, the benefits of racism and slavery still inure to some white families in the U.S. Funny how everyone wants to live in a post racial America, when to this day white people lose their fucking minds when a black person moves into the neigborhoods or seeks a job or marry their daughter–unless you play bball, are an actor or musician or a rock star on wall street, etc.
G: you are a coward.
Are you going to live the rest of your life in fear of feral negroes? Is that what you would teach your own son?
Pussy of the highest order. Bend over and take it weak-boy.
watch out when using the word:
nig·gard·ly /ˈnɪgərdli/ [nig-erd-lee]
–adjective
1. reluctant to give or spend; stingy; miserly.
2. meanly or ungenerously small or scanty: a niggardly tip to a waiter.
–adverb
3. in the manner of a niggard.
enough with the fake posts, do I have to go back to being the Inbred Yid to avoid you?
# 108 – Blogging
#109 – Book Deals
you inbred yid!!
the guy who runs nambla is jewish, look it up.
click here too:
http://www.theawarenesscenter.org/clergyabuse.html
“the benefits of racism….whine, whine, whine…..”
Asians are in this nation outperforming Whites on many levels. So where is all this “racism”?
Blacks have lower IQs than do Whites and Asians.
Just face the music, and stop blaming Whites for everything. It’s the Chicano that is kicking blacks out of South Central.
Whites sit back and laugh at you guys, since you can’t blame us as usual.
Total wigger!!
Yes, he an embarrassment to Whites.
clander is late to being self-aware as a White person. He’s still got a long way to go.
Anyway, the real Whites at stormfront have been discussing the wigger phenomenon for a long time:
http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php/wigger-pictures-297735.html
“Wigger” is a terrible term because it insults white people by likening them to black people.
THINK ABOUT IT.
http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2008/08/20/tashy/
(i’m black)
I just figured out the genius of your site and book. Stuff White People Like acts like its geared towards people who are non-white. White people love this. In your very own entries, you supply evidence that the things white people like can largely be denoted by their non-mainstream, “non-white” characteristics: just see your entries for why white people love film festivals, hip hop references, soccer, etc.; it is all filled with stuff that is so hipster, ideas that are not too underground but not too mainstream. This fact and all the subtle complexities and paradoxes that come with it delight white people: they are “getting a peek” at what other races think of them (haha!), and then, when they mention this site to their white friends, they can pretend to be very learned, and so in tune with race relations, that they are able to take shots at themselves in such a manner. A vast majority of visitors to your site are white. Just read the forum posts! They’re all white. Your kind of comedy is geared towards, tailor-made, actually, for white people. Furthermore, Stuff White People Like is about stuff white people like, and people will inherently read about what they like; and, considering that most of the people to whom this information is realistically available are white, stuffwhitepeoplelike.com and its literary companion are bound to be popular. I assume that Stuff White People Like (book and site) will actually be the very last entry of your website, and that thereafter, the site and book will have become obsolete. You’ve figured it out.
“In terms of physical actions, there are few things white people enjoy more than throwing up fake gang signs in photos… It’s not a good idea to mention how these signs have often resulted in awful, senseless deaths– that will ruin the joke.”
I would argue that it makes the “joke” even more funny.
White People love that, and they also love this:
John Tesh
“Bend over and take it weak-boy.”
You read that right, folks. I just came out of the closet!
http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2008/03/07/just-do-a-bump-and-shut-up-2/
(this is what i think)
the fuck is the point of your comment?
Washington DC:
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white people love to be offended, you know.
Talib Kweli. Not Twaleb. White people are keen on correct spelling of amazing artists’ names. 😉 Also, emoticons to ensure a joking spirit.
Malibu’s Most Wanted was hilarious. I can just imagine the offended white people upset at that movie.
Yo, B-Rad be getting some Malibootay t’night, fa rizzel ma nizzel !”
Besides, they wouldn’t let me back in after I burned my dick off. What I’d give to get back into the Game!
clander – this has been bugging me for a long time now, especially that you’re now officially published:
it’s is a contraction for “it is” – It’s going to rain.
its is the possessive form of it. you don’t say her’s, so you don’t use it’s when you are trying to assign possession to the pronoun).
needed to get that off my chest. thanks.
Ironically, until I started reading the comments, I thought that the people reading this blog were non-white people (I’m Chinese). I was kind of disappointed… I know exactly what you mean.
You are an idiot. Did you pat yourself on the back for that bootleg attempt at filabuster like circular logic? Just read the shit and laugh, then move on. Why does everyone have to go out of their way to show others how funny or smart they think they are. One quarter of Intro to Philosophy at Smalltown JC doesnt give you the green light to try a squeeze in every +7 letter word you have long practiced pronuncing while trying to break down this here site, tard.
i am white and i read it because half of the stuff is true for me or people i know…and reading it in the context on this site makes it sound completely ridiculous, so of course making me laugh at how ridiculous us “white people” are haha…
The difference IS subtle but essential.
“Louise,” if that’s your real name: Chinese people are white. Most of them have whiter skin than a lot of “white” people do. I doubt you’re really Chinese anyway. Jason Kidd and Mariah Carey are also white. Let the barrage of angry responses begin…
http://buffalothis.blogspot.com/
(i’m also black, which apparently makes shameless self-promotion ok)
Good Point! I feel better already about turning into the wrong kind of white person. And when I go out tonight, I will dance to Rhianna without shame!
Question for Mr. Randall or Portnoy. Why would anybody on earth pretend to be a Jew? Jews try to hide who they are today. I have never heard of anybody trying to impersonate a jew, can you give me an example? It makes no sense to me, it would be like saying you want to be a rodent. Thanks in advance for your attention to this matter. Oh were you joking? A jew, someone wants to act like a fucking sleazy jew scumbag? I think I will pretend to be a turd in the toilet.
My family is from the north and we have campy reunion shirts every 5 years. And we are of stoic German peasant stock. Its definitely not just a black thing.
Like a Jew, I just pooped my pants. It was explosive, too, since it came out the top of my pants and out my open fly.
I am such an embarassment to Whites, I could just cry.
I think its great that we will have an african american in the white house, I think a gay jew would make a great v.p. pick, even a tranny.
Like the jew type diversion tactic. Don’t buy from Jews!
Don’t forget that white people like to hate on other white people (see: the derogatory nature of “hipster douchebag”).
It’s easier and safer than hating other ethnic groups.
I just “sharted”…gambled and lost. My ass now feels and smells like alabama roadkill on a humid summer morn.
Being light skinned and Asian is not the same thing culturally as being light skinned and Caucasian, happy to help.
that is the funniest word I’ve heard in about 20 years. Wish we’d had it back in the 70s when white guys were getting perms to have Afros. WIGGER WIGGER WIGGER.
This oughta blow your mind, chief-o: The Caucasus, after which “Caucasian” people are named, is partially on the continent of Asia. So White = Caucasian = Asian. Russian people can be Asian and white. Where do you draw the line? Maybe if we just break it down into “white” and “black,” some of the racism will disappear. Most Chinese people are pretty damn white too.
the title of your blog is soo ridiculous. i’m black and my boyfriends white. one of his racist friends showed him this blog as a reference to see if him and i liked the same things. the funny thing is. I like the so called “white” interests such as traveling, wine tasting and yes skiing. and was never influenced or raised around whites. my boyfriend told me how elitest white people strive to be and once of the foundations of that way of thinking is their blantant racism. just note that whites are diminishing in population quickly and will be a minority in 10 years or less thanks to the overpopulation of hispanics.
and now let me show you what black women like……….
sarasbloginterraciallove.blogspot.com
Shia- it’s called irony, honey. Christ.
How many fucking times do I have to read this same comment? Most of you morons who post need to actually read the comments section first.
shia, more like “shit”.
Well done on the book sales.Great stuff!
Chris
http://www.thevisitingbrit.com
This blog was good, now its just so, yesterday……….I guess white people dont like that many things……hm now its “tragic”……..
The sad part is, when I say I’m white, I actually think I’m black, and I love Asian vagina.
Dude, I don’t know what to say but some white people are crazy… I only generalize because white people ALWAYS see themselves as such profound INDIVIDUALS when they don’t realize they have PATTERNS of behavior that LOTS OF white people possess…
But really… good white people, you need you HELP your white brothers and sisters because some of you just DON’T have a clue…
whut the fizzle… sorry PHD post-grad sophisto… man, can’t people just take comedy for what it is….
Fuck! I just found out my computer was designed by Jews!
this is the dumbest caca i’ve heard… 90%??? are you serious, for real? the stuff on these posts is even funnier (sadly unintentionally) than the actual blog itself… doesn’t even make any sense whatsoever… this is as stupid as it comes… as dumb as dirt, seriously!
Hey stink box you already said this, do white people like to repeat?
Do you need a new header, sidebar graphic, company logo, or avatar? please visit:
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you need you HELP fuck you retard
i dont think you could have fucked up talib kweli’s name anymore.
I’m black
http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2008/08/15/may-i-help-you/
Wow–the best part of it is watching people in enunciation contests when it comes to reciting those rap lyrics. That is amusing.
Uh, can I just say… wow! This site is brilliant! Kudos to the author for coming up with such a liberating and just site. Can I offer a new idea for entry? Let me tell you… white people love making lists, so here you are:
1) If you’re posting a comment in controversy, it shows that this has grabbed your attention and has effected you in some way or another. Controversy= debate = traffic = word of mouth = you’re getting noticed = money.
2) Honestly, from reading the posts randomly, I can’t even tell if the author is white or black. How genious this is! They have disguised themselves through their writing so well that it’s really hard to tell… unless I’ve missed it somewhere I don’t think the writer has come out and said whether he/she is black/whte/mexican/aisan/french/whatever… If you haven’t made this disclaimer, I think you should continue to hide it because it creates curiousity in the reader. P.S. White people love when there is a mystery beyond something. Example: The Simpsons: Where is Springfield really at? There is an answer to this, by the way.
3) Another enticeing site clearly created by this person: http://www.stuffblackpeoplelike.com The writer is on to something here.
4) In fact, the writing is so well that these entries could actually be a new step in elimating racism. Why are people getting offended and saying negative things? This is liberating for all man kind.
5) Unless you’ve been living on the moon for the past 30 years, you would recognize that it’s in our human nature to sterotype. There will always be a sterotype for white people, black people, men, women, overweight people, emos, preps, Hollywood, the people in poverty; I could go on. We live every day labeling and “catagorizing” people. If you say you don’t, you’r a hypocrite. Um, what was that you said about that co-worker who is anti-social? Point made, hopefully taken.
6) The fact is, if you come across this site and can’t laugh at one thing it must suck to be you. Really, quit taking life so seriously and have a good laugh at it all. And if you get offended at steriotypes, take a good look in the mirror and try to tell yourself with a straight face that you’ve never done it.
7) White people like to conclude. So, in conclusion: Job well done! Please keep more coming!
Oh its stuff white people like, I thought it was sluts white people like.
Friends have been asking my opinion of Osama’s v.p. pick, I am not really happy with Biden, my choice would have been Tony Rezko.
What are you telling us, Portnoy, that you’re niggardly. I always thought so?
You must be broke, you’re back smoking that cheap shit again. So, how much was bail?
OMG this site is hilarious! Almost typical White Person here…from Portand, Oregon, drive a Prius, eat organic when possible (though not fanatical about it), an Obama Supporter, and love Sarah Silverman.
(not overly thrilled with Biden either)
BUT….I am an atypical White Person, as I don’t drink coffee, don’t love Arty Movies, and only listen to NPR occasionally. I don’t have bangs. Oh GOSH, I just realized I’m not popular. What a depressing revelation!
I just added you to my must reads. Thanks for the laughs!
I’ll also add Biden had a bad plug job, needs Botox, my botox looks great. The whole Neil Kinnock plagiarism deal is par for the course for a scumbag like Joe. It was a couple of other Mass. guys that dropped the dime on Joe, my good friend and old boss Dukakis, and a great guy named Sasso. Herpes for V.P. and I approved my sleazy self.
do Male white people like thier small genitalia?
Noooo they dont…my dick is soooo small…
For the record…White people LOVE BOXING as well. I found this hilarious boxing video and I bet you anything that any white person who watches this (probably other races as well) would enjoy this video! Especially the woman’s reaction afterwards.
Check it out:
http://www.garbarrassing.com/Comment/Videos/0019.php
my 5.5″ always satisfies
This post made me love America.
Joe Biden will be a great VP.
Get a life Sir John Herpes Kerry.
Yeah, as a white person I’m sick of this shit too. You know how you can be cool, white people? By realizing that you’re not fucking cool! Let it go already. And stop stealing other peoples cultures!
I think my 6 year old says ‘For Real’ too much for her own good. Love the site! I’d buy the book but isn’t it just what is on the site?
Hey, that’s cool, dumb ass dude; but what the hell do you mean by white people stealing other peoples cultures? Isn’t it all the other cultures moving to the USA? Aren’t they stealing our culture?
Oh, by the way if you don’t like it, move back to the culture you so dearly love, cool dumb ass dude .
It’s Talib Kweli, not Twaleb Kwali.
it’s Taleeb Kwela
The Greatest Silence: Rape in the Congo
by Jessica Mosby
“Rape has always been used as a weapon of war” is the opening line of the new documentary film The Greatest Silence: Rape in the Congo. For 76 minutes the film exposes the incredibly brutal civil war that has raged for over ten years in the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC). Not only have over four million people been killed, but over 250,000 women and girls have been raped, kidnapped, and tortured.The film, which premiers on HBO April 8th, vividly captures the silent and often ignored rape survivors in their country where chaos and violence are part of every day. One element that makes the film so powerful is that director Lisa F. Jackson has a reason to feel very much connected to the subject matter: in 1976 she was gang-raped as she was leaving her Washington D.C. office late at night. The three men who attacked her were never caught.
Jackson bravely traveled alone to the war torn regions of eastern Congo interviewing rape survivors; her own rape allows her to make a special connection with the Congolese women. In one scene, when Jackson tells her own story, the women suspect that such an atrocity could not happen in the United States. One woman asks her, “Was there a war in your country?” Everyone seems doubtful until Jackson produces the newspaper articles documenting her story. Jackson slowly gains everyone’s trust, and the resulting footage is truly harrowing.
“It became so much woman to woman. I very quickly lost that sense of them being ‘other.’ It made it easier, but it also made it harder…there were a lot of tears alone in my room at night,” said Jackson during a recent phone interview. “I would find myself, at Panzi or in the bush for instance, and there were entire villages of women who had been raped – there was not a woman there who had not suffered.”
The unending conflict in the DRC has led to an exponential increase in the number of rapes. Most of the rapists are members of the armed militias, and therefore have impunity. The film makes it clear that prosecution is unlikely because most survivors do not report their rape and, even if they do contact the authorities, there is only one person – National Police officer Major Honorine Munyole – who investigates sex crimes in the eastern portion of the country.
Shame and social stigmas are universal and often prevent women anywhere from reporting rape; in the DRC these attitudes are particularly prevalent. As Marie Jeanne, a 34 year old mother of eight tells Jackson, she was gang-raped by five Rwandan soldiers when she was five months pregnant and was too ill to escape. Her husband, who later left her and their children, told the family that Marie Jeanne “wanted to be raped.” Sadly, this attitude of blaming the survivor is all too common: many women find themselves abandoned by their families after being raped.
Viewers should be warned of the film’s truly upsetting content. Survivors describe the brutality of their rapes very bluntly. Your heart will break when 12 year old Safi, whose eyes are much too sad for someone so young, describes being raped at age 11 while soldiers looted her home.
Women of all ages vividly describe being raped by soldiers who also use sticks and guns to literally mutilate their genitalia and internal organs. The three soldiers who raped 70 year old Maria told her “you’re not too old for us.” After being raped, women must not only suffer the physiological consequences of sexual violence, but many, including Niota, who was raped by two soldiers at the age of 42, must endure a life of fistula and incontinence. Over thirty percent of women raped in the DRC contract HIV/AIDS.
The strength of the Congolese women Jackson meets is inspiring. Even after being raped and subsequently rejected by their families, women will walk for months through dense forests in search of urgent medical care. Once they reach a hospital – such as the Panzi hospital, which specializes in treating survivors of sexual violence – they must then wait even longer for a hospital bed to become available.
Panzi’s medical director Dr. Denis Mukwege, who personally treats many of the rape survivors, asks the unfortunately obvious questions, “Why is this happening? Why use sex in order to humiliate and defeat someone? To threaten someone so they flee their village? Why use sex? This is the monstrosity of this century.”
One wonders about the men who would commit such heinous acts against innocent women and girls. Jackson, along with United Nations translator and liaison Bernard Kalume, travel deep into the jungles of the Congo to interview soldiers. That footage, which Jackson only obtained by putting herself in grave danger, is also incredible.
For the most part, the soldiers take little responsibility for their actions; none seem remorseful. Rather, they blame the civil war for creating a situation where they must be away fighting instead of being in their villages with their families. As one man tells Jackson, he makes women suffer because he is suffering.
There is also a markedly misogynistic rationale behind the rapes: the soldiers express the deep-rooted social belief that women are inferior and therefore men can take what they want from them – including sex. Even when Jackson directly asks the men how they would feel if their mothers and sisters were raped, the grave reality of the sexual violence these soldiers have committed doesn’t seem to resonate with them.
After witnessing these interviews, Kalume – whose first wife, a Tutsi, was murdered during Rwandan genocide in 1994 – is very upset about what his native Congo has become. He thinks of his daughters and the terrible fate that befalls so many Congolese women. “If a society cannot protect women and kids, what kind of society is that?” asks Kalume. “If men themselves start to torture, to kill, to kidnap, to rape women and teenagers, how can you say this is normal, a society of human beings? It becomes just a real jungle – that is what we are living in – it’s a real jungle.”
In the DRC, two-thirds of women are illiterate and most do not have any employable skills. Couple that with a crumbled infrastructure and few resources, and you have the desperate situation of Congolese rape survivors. Jackson visits a Catholic church where nuns have organized a support group for them. While the group is able to help women cope emotionally, the church doesn’t have enough food, medicine, or clothes to go around.
Such extreme poverty should not be happening in a country with such vast natural resources. But the Congolese people are not benefiting from the gold, diamonds, and coltan (a metallic ore used in all computers, cell phones, and DVD players) sales; instead, most of the natural resources are stolen and illegally exported – and ironically the profits then fuel the conflict.
While The Greatest Silence: Rape in the Congo is very personal and informative, Jackson’s tone is never heavy-handed or didactic. Prior to her trip to the DRC, she had collected cosmetic samples to give to the women she planned to meet and interview. But after meeting women whose hardships are almost too terrible to be real, Jackson realizes that giving a rape survivor who has contracted HIV/AIDS a miniature lipstick just seems trite and irrelevant. Jackson’s honesty and candor are extremely refreshing.
If you watch the documentary expecting easy solutions, know that the film doesn’t present any. According to Jackson, “There are so many little components that must fall into place for them to have futures, not to just merely exist.” The official international response – by UN peacekeepers and international aid groups – has made few inroads. Some UN peacekeepers have even been accused of rape themselves and of trading necessities, such as milk and bread, for sex. On the other hand some female international aid workers have been raped by the militias.
In July of 2007 a United Nations Human Rights Council on violence against women report found, to no one’s surprise, that sexual violence was rampant in the DRC and the government’s response was almost non-existent. In January of 2008, a peace deal was signed which included an official cease fire and resettlement program. But these official reports and policies are doing little to aid the plight of rape survivors. And there is already a second generation of survivors: the children of rape – including three year old Lumiere, who was conceived when her mother Imakile was raped by two Rwandan soldiers at age 15 – who must contend with the social stigmas associated with sexual violence.
I saw the film at the Sundance Film Festival where it won the Special Jury Prize: Documentary. The press screening was the first festival event where I did not have to wait in line; when the film started, the theatre was only half full. I don’t know if the poor turnout was a reflection of people’s lack of interest in the subject matter, or if people just want to ignore the human rights violations happening a world away because hearing women describe their horrific rapes and torture is so gut-wrenching.
Jackson hopes that the documentary will start a grassroots movement for change, similar to the movement to end the genocide in Darfur. Even if viewers don’t lobby the United States Congressional Subcommittee on Human Rights and Law – as Jackson did on April 2nd – she hopes “that people are motivated to find out more and educate themselves on the conflict.”
After watching The Greatest Silence: Rape in the Congo it is painfully obvious that the international community, individuals and governments alike, cannot continue to silently stand by for another ten years. Already generations of women have been emotionally and physically brutalized while their unrepentant perpetrators enjoy immunity.
Yeah this chick Eliza Neals can Rock even live its a sight to see and hear… I heard shes Armenian so white people may not like that to much. I guess its up to us cool whites to like her and let the stuck up ones fiqure if she is ipod worthy.
Eh, that story has no legs, precisely because the liberal and/or the jew cannot blame Whites for it.
Hundreds of thousands of black-on-black rapes can occur, tens of thousands of black-on-white attacks can occur in South Africa, but these stories will never get covered.
What does get covered is when some suburban White teens commit a so-called “hate crime”!
If you go to any jewish pornographer’s “Bigc*ck” gallery website, you’ll see the guys are mostly White.
Only the worst and wrong kinds of Whites like “sarah silverman”. Please.
It should be Biden vs. Romney, not Obama vs. McCain.
I have no idea how the better candidates didn’t win their respective primaries.
In an ideal world, the US could get Ron Paul and make everyone happy (that is, except zionist war-mongers)
“Once you go black, we don’t want you back”. Please tell your boyfriend to keep black STDs away from White girls, OK?
Al Franken is a gay jew, and quite an angry one at that!
Asian are not “White”, they are “Asians”.
This is getting pathetic.
To be White one must be of European descent, it doesn’t matter what things like th US Census form says, etc.
Also, if you hate Whites, or actively work to diminish Whites in this world, how can you be considered “White”? (I wish a Jew would answer that question)!
Plus, to be White if helps if your ancestors’ mother tongue was based on Indo-European languages. This also disqualifies the Semite/Hebrew and most certainly the Chinese.
response to this anti-White garbage and “excuse” proffered by the welfare class: the benefits of racism and slavery still inure to some white families in the U.S.
huh, using dictionary terms? what’s wrong with that?
I drink Guinness, Powers, and Hendricks and that’s about it. No negro drugs for me.
Ricardo: I don’t think metrosexual, or SWPL whites, or liberal wimps are totally aware that they are, in fact, faux-jews and the creation of jewish philosophy, academia, media/culture, ideology, etc.
There is long list of anti-White ideological movements in the West, starting mostly at the time Napolean foolishly emancipated the White-hating jew in Europe. These ideological movements can easily be found by the White person (RKOWP), who occupies the bell curve from the middle to the right tail, through self-study.
The SWPL Whites occupy mostly the left side of the bellcurve, along with (ironically) their opposite/mirror image: the “hoo-rah” Red State type.
I don’t think most liberals understand how and why they have become faux-jews. Everytime I “out” the jew behind something that’s anti-White some of these low IQ liberals here on SWPL act astonished and reflexively attack “me”, a White person who is only trying to help people truthfully identify people/movements/ideology that are poisonous to producing healthy and future generations of Whites.
After all, isn’t that why we are all here on SWPL, because we like discussing Whites?
All White-hating jews: Marx, Freud, Freidan/Steinem, who only push their hate on Whites. Why don’t you see jews pushing this stuff in China (or Israel)?
Classical Marxist thought (as propounded by communists from the leftwing Frankfurt School like Gramsci & Marcuse) sets about to destroy what is defined as White, patriarchal Judeo-Christian / Western civilisation. Exasperated by their failure to find a classic Leninist “working class” in successful capitalist countries like the USA to incite to revolution, proponents of the Frankfurt school’s “Critical Theory” then set about to define new classes of victims. They’ve had great success in their efforts to polarise society into restive subclasses, by inciting racial tension between White and black – the keystone of their doctrine. Discord between the sexes was introduced through radical feminism, and the destruction of naturally defined roles of the family nucleus, i.e. male provider and female nurturer.
Through focusing on the Freudian theory of polymorphous perversity, a relentless assault on classic gender roles is made whereby homosexuality is encouraged and glorified, and heterosexuality excoriated as politically incorrect. By definition, this extends victim status to gays and lesbians, who are held up as martyrs of a cruel and unsympathetic society – ergo, they are therefore entitled to special treatment such as affirm action sets out to do. Feminism and The Gay Agenda has as its root focus the polarisation and consequential destruction of the nuclear family, which serves the advancement of the Marxist ideal of a classless, sexless proletariat to be manipulated by a small ruling elite in a totalitarian Big Brother society.
As Lenin once said: capitalists will sell you the rope you’re going to hang them with.
I’m like Popeye, except for the fact that, instead of eating spinach, I smoke a hearty dose of crystal meth that I make in my basement.
Can’t start a jew-hunting day without it!
I know this because I’ve spent hours (hours!) on those jewish sites and meticulously recording the color, size, physical orientation (up, down, left, right, etc.), and, when possible, ejaculative capacity, of each and every male member. I’ve actually put together a 256kb Excel spreadsheet with all this information, if you’re interested.
It’s a dirty job, but this jew-hunter is up (and I do mean UP!) for it!
Nah. There’s extra stuff in the book. Good marketing, you know. 🙂
Not just happening in the Congo, it happens all throughout Africa. In Northern Uganda, they take children and turn them into sex slaves and fighters for the Civil War. Everyday children travel from their villages to seek safety in the cities during the nighttime hours. Why aren’t we outraged? Is it because they don’t have any oil? Or because they are black or poor?
The majority of young girls in Africa undergo genital mutilation, where is the outrage?
The priorities for this country are truly screwed up.
It’s actually pretty well known that the author of this site is white and has nothing to do with other blogs imitating this one.
Are you an N.B.A. person or something. LOL Joe Biden on you tube tearing Obama apart, great stuff. God get yourself a widow, it pays big!
Thank you, great points that will require more study. Eye opening wow! I just read the answer again, thank you Sir!
I love black people!
Omg can you imagine what Michelle Obama’s twat smells like. Help fucking gaging in Denver.
Way to cheapen a true and harrowing account. You must be proud.
Rape is rape is rape. It’s a disgusting crime, no matter the color.
There’s a word for people like you: evil. You are truly evil for minimizing the pain and suffering of those who have been raped. Unspeakably evil.
BTW, what in the hell does this have to do with self-aware hip hop references?
hilarious.
another thing that white people like: breakdancing as demonstrated by this hilarious video:
I’ve often wondered, what do you call brown people who act like rappers? Is there a term?
Enough already.
Find a way to “blame Whites” and you’ll get all the coverage, money, media attention, etc. that you want.
Learn how the game is played.
Feral negroes killing themselves doesn’t help liberals take down the White race. Find a way to combine the two and you’ll get your grant money.
why is that cheapening?
Every single year in the USA there are 38,000 black on white rapes, and statistically zero white on black rapes.
Look it up yourself.
Why is this covered up? and who cheapens it?
she needs a boob job to balance out her lower body and hips.
blacks rape white women in the USA at a rate 38,000 times higher than vice-versa. Look it up yourself.
Now there might just be some evil involved in a statistical anomaly like that.
Let us know how this evil situation occurs and why.
my cousins have been screwing each other for centuries, it explains our bizarre facial features!
You said it, you provide the cite. I’m not your fucking librarian, you lazy mook.
OH MY SHITTING GOD IT’S TALIB KWELI I GUESS YOU WERE CLOSE WITH TWALEEBE KWELLIIOZI THOUGH
What is a Mook?
i think the hip-hop and rap allusions to treating women like ho’s makes the connection to rape in the Congo. It’s a tennuous connection for sure.
it’s really a question of what policies place these kinds of people in power, and what keeps them there.
who gains by all of these strong-men in power in Africa?
DJ’s?
A white tigger?
OMG – taleb KZwali! OMG!! OMG!!
Ask the American feminists about the outrage concerning genital mutilation. They think the biggest outrages are still all-male golf clubs and Hooters girls.
How do you define a “so-called hate crime”? Are you insinuating hate crimes are non-existant?
Alejandro said it better than me. It’s a shame. I’m assuming that the people who set up this site did it just for fun to point fun at themselves. It’s a shame that it’s become this soapbox for proselatyzing people’s agendas and messages. you should all be ashamed of yourself. i’m through coming here and “chatting” with you “people.’ I wash my hands of this group.
Grow up all of you.
i assume you hate free speech
Portnoy and Liberal conundrum – how do you rationalize an American Jewish war hero doctor who killed tens of Japanese in protecting the injured?
Captain Ben L. Salomon was posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor, in May of 2002.
The Citation:
Captain Ben L. Salomon was serving at Saipan, in the Marianas Islands on July 7, 1944, as the Surgeon for the 2d Battalion, 105thInfantry Regiment, 27thInfantry Division. The Regiment’s 1stand 2dBattalions were attacked by an overwhelming force estimated between 3,000 and 5,000 Japanese soldiers. It was one of the largest attacks attempted in the Pacific Theater during World War II. Although both units fought furiously, the enemy soon penetrated the Battalions’ combined perimeter and inflicted overwhelming casualties. In the first minutes of the attack, approximately 30 wounded soldiers walked, crawled, or were carried into Captain Salomon’s aid station, and the small tent soon filled with wounded men. As the perimeter began to be overrun, it became increasingly difficult for Captain Salomon to work on the wounded. He then saw a Japanese soldier bayoneting one of the wounded soldiers lying near the tent. Firing from a squatting position, Captain Salomon quickly killed the enemy soldier. Then, as he turned his attention back to the wounded, two more Japanese soldiers appeared in the front entrance of the tent. As these enemy soldiers were killed, four more crawled under the tent walls. Rushing them, Captain Salomon kicked the knife out of the hand of one, shot another, and bayoneted a third. Captain Salomon butted the fourth enemy soldier in the stomach and a wounded comrade then shot and killed the enemy soldier. Realizing the gravity of the situation, Captain Salomon ordered the wounded to make their way as best they could back to the regimental aid station, while he attempted to hold off the enemy until they were clear. Captain Salomon then grabbed a rifle from one of the wounded and rushed out of the tent. After four men were killed while manning a machine gun, Captain Salomon took control of it. When his body was later found, 98 dead enemy soldiers were piled in front of his position. Captain Salomon’s extraordinary heroism and devotion to duty are in keeping with the highest traditions of military service and reflect great credit upon himself, his unit, and the United States Army.
Also embraced by white people: translating slang into something ridiculous by substituting larger words and/or correcting the grammar of the original saying (e.g., “That’s the topic I’m discussing!”)
I only use my ‘ghetto / hip hop’ slang w/ my 13-year-old son and his friends. OK, family & close friends, too. The teens are shocked that I know this stuff since I pronounce the words correctly, but I don’t act like a ‘hood rat’. Ah, the advantages of working in a university. Wwword.
Apparently white people like to leave comments on blogs also…lol.
Damn straight yo!
We don’t like hip hop.
So You Want To Be a Banquet Manager
As a white person i had the good fortune to work at a black music label for a few years. I worked on projects with the Roots, Mos Def, Talib Kweli AND the big Snoop Dogg. I was considered to be very cool, especially with the under 25 crowd. Alas my career moved on and i now work with the Hollywood Studios. Im not considered cool anymore except by other white people who work with the Studios and are over 40! LOL
Don’t mention it, Ricardo! Just remember what I always say:
“A pipeful of crystal meth a day keeps the Jews away!”
Or brings them to you, depending on your mood.
Ummmm. I kinda hate hip hop references and I am white so, wouldn’t that kinda be a contradiction? By the way, If you wanna see a hilarious video of the greatest prank ever, click the link below: http://www.garbarrassing.com/Comment/Videos/0020.php
now thats the topic i’ve been discussing!
I did catch a whiff of something, I thought it was Hillary.
Wake up white people, what is the matter with you? You want to act and talk like a fool negro?
you’ve got it totally backwards.
It’s means possevie, you know, ownership – like Jim’s or Mike’s
When are you going to post this site on the list? If there’s one thing Caucasian-Americans like, it’s feeling self-aware, and also satire. White people LOVE this sight, put it on!
twaleb kweli? you just outed your white-ness. perish the the thought.
Help, help the po-lice.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stuff+white+people+like
I added SWPL to Urbandictionary
did you add i just pooped
okay…. wigger? why not just go for the gusto? oh right… because racist terminology cleverly disguised isn’t racist. I think I get how white people work now.
Well i do have to admit that yeah sometimes it is fun to act completely retarded. There is a certian comical value in acting as though you are not intelligent enough to speak propperly. Unfortrunatley for some whites it goes alittle to far. Their infatuation with acting ignorant sometimes takes over. but the silver lining to that is watching their peers look at them with disgust. so yes the average white person does indeed like to use ebonic slang, but only as a joke or to make fun at those who are unfortunate enough to actually speak like that.
Who the hell cares?
and you are so much better by being so mature.
Ashley, please do not be like that. What this blog is all about is making fun of the entire white race in America, and how stupid and hypocritical it can be. the fact of the matter is, we can’t really just switch off the wrongs that occur within society, but if they are brought to the forefront, change can happen. it doesn’t do any good to the cause you advocate if you ruin the light hearted mood of non-hostile whites taking part in self deprecation.
I know of no white people that behave in this manner. I think white people who act like blacks should be beaten or stoned to death.
Well said! You have to just step back and laugh now days at anything you can possibly laugh at. Who wants to go around all angry and “looking” for things to get pissed off about? White people and black people alike love this site. The truth of the matter is that it all comes down to the individual and their choice to get offended or not.
Speaking of zionist war-mongers, don’t forget to watch their messiah, Obama, orate from His divine temple at the DNC.
To be on topic though.. I love being called a racist when I tell people at work that I don’t listen to rap.
You forgot that white people love Wu-Tang Clan.
You don’t know them because you are the wrong kind of white person.
No xtian, Ryan is right. When writing the possessive “its” there is no apostrophe. With any other word for which you aim to use a possessive (other than his, hers, or theirs) an apostrophe is required.
Very interesting, can you please explain further? Who are these right kind of white people, for instance, professions, incomes, age, etc. this mocking of black people seems disrespectful to me.
Looks like you forgot to mention the junior senator from Ma. Portnoy I think I can count on your support. You know the issues and are well informed. So you should vote for an ultra liberal Jew. I found out I’m one of the chosen people, so I hope you and yours chose me! Before I was against it, I was for it. Mike Dukakis my mentor was a better Gov. than was Romney, as is our current Gov Deval Patrick. Any widows out there feel free to call. Bob Brest was the Best!
I’m a fucking idiot and I approved this shitty message.
tea partay on you tube
“For shiz, yo.”-Juno
how bout pertending to be redneck?
i’ve kinda got into that.
http://claudiassurfcity.blogspot.com
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because eminem is real. he walks the walk. people grow up in different types of places, you know? it’s your environment that shapes you, and is a large part of who you are as an individual. i have a few friends who were born and raised in jamaica, but are white. when they speak with their jamaican accents, are they “wiggers” too? no, they are a product of their environment, just like em.
honestly i listen to a lot of conscious hip hop and so do my friends, and hip hop fans are not exculsively white. you are talking about a group of people who like real hip hop. don’t matter what colour their skin is. this is ridiculous to say. in fact, most “normal” white people i know probably would have no idea who sage francis, the cool kids, atmosphere, or even talib are.
stop the stereotyping please!!
Irony is completely lost on you. This makes me sad. I’m going to have a cookie.
BTW. Wigger offends me. Greatly. Not like call Al Sharpton, but I will have another cookie.
Look at the two douche bags in the above photo, pieces of shit. Are they men or woman? On pills trust funded asshole liberals. Nothing to worry about Jimmy, just shove them aside, or give them a slap, the gangs signs will go down and the tears will start to fall.
You just lost a reader with this one.
Oh, the prestige of crystal meth!
Wowww..you just lost another reader!!!! You wanna read about something hilarious? This white kid I know moved to Vietnam without a job and barely any money. He is blogging about his experiences there and its hilarious. Read them here: http://www.garbarrassing.com/Bill.php
White people appropriating hip-hop references is tragic, no matter the circumstances.
There is nothing more painful to my eyes than a white person throwing up a gang sign.
There is nothing more painful to my ears than a white person using properly pronounced slang.
Please, white people, stop the madness! Don’t let the cancer of hip-hop ruin your culture like it has already ruined mine. It’s not too late to turn back and save yourselves from this madness.
Do it for the kids.
thank god someone knows how to spell kweli’s name.
What the dilly o??????????????
hey ms. love-to-hate: that would be “talib kweli.” or was that self-aware ignorance?
don’t hate the playa.
hilarious!
Tru dat!
This is straight prejudice. Since you are “white” you have no idea of what being a minority or liking hip hop is all about. So because you didnt grow up surrounded by one of the two you wouldn’t understand it, not necessarilly like it, but understand it. Which is basically ignorant. You’re speaking about something you really know nothing about. Hell I don’t know shit about white people but I kindof have an idea because my uncle is married to a white woman but she is mad cool and I love her. Whatever! I’m black by the way.
this is also among stuff black people like. white people funny!
I think people correcting clander’s misspelling of kweli’s name comprises a full third of all posts on this topic.
For reals homeskillet!
Yo, deez cats is funny as shit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOxBdneIJMM
Yo whassup clander? Love the blog. It’s mad funny, especially this “wigger” thing. Never heard of this kind of behavior until now. Yeah, white dudes who think they’re black are freaking morons! Good stuff. Hey, I’ll hook you up with some tix to my next concert for HBO or somethin’ b/c you keep it real.
Peace,
JT
Look at your arm. What color is it? Act accordingly.
I don’t care if it’s used with proper English or not…a white person using slang when they obviously don’t talk like that on a day to day basis…or busting out in a popular rap song but using all of the full pronunciations so to accentuate their whiteness (under the assumption that its funny) IS offensive.
But like Dice Raw says…”white kids buy it, it’s a riot”
When you’re older you’ll look back and be embarrassed.
Anybody, black or white, who wears a baseball hat at a stupid cocky angle — which is cute on a six-year-old, but irritatingly stupid on anybody old enough to know better — ought to be flayed alive.
And pull your pants up for Christ’s sake; have a little pride.
Have you got names for the crabs yet?
They can’t keep it real because they have absolutely no idea what they’re supposed to want, and they’re so self-absorbed and confused that they don’t even realize that what they think they want is determined by somebody else who doesn’t even give a shit about them in the first place.
Got it?
Barney Miller and Night Court had the best theme songs. White as the driven snow, mind you, but good.
It’s Talib Kweli, not “Twaleb Kwali”
Ha Ha, I was terrified that you were describing me, then I realised that I laugh at these people, & I don’t try to talk like a Black guy because it would be excruciating for everyone around me…
I like Kanye West, Common & Ricky Gervais, so I hope I’m one of the self aware White guys…
i hate how people try and ‘live up to their stereotypes’. if youre black you like rap and wear baby phat. if youre white you like boys like girls and wear hollister. etc. anyone know what im talking about??? its the cause of a lot of racism…
this is so funny its like going up to a hawaiian and saying “Mahalo my bro” and throwing’ shakas – y’know don’t even try it.
hmm well my arm is brown i wonder how i should act?
i know…..do what eva the hell I want to!!!! Isn’t that the point…!
“Note: avoid Kanye West as the irony of reciting his lyrics with perfect English is not as great.”
…possibly the greatest sentence ever posted on this site.
Ay, sorry to point out, but his name is Talib Kweli, bro. Maybe it’s spelled phonetically “Twa-leb Kw-eli”, but…
….all I know is I love the man!!!
im sure someone has already commented on this, but, it seems like this site would be more appropriately called “Stuff liberal hipster dbags from new york and san francisco like”, rather than white people. you frequently refer to the wrong kind of white people, example Wrigley Field and the wrong kind rooting for the White Sox.
also, though you claim this blog to be about class, many rich republicans im sure dont like barack obama, sushi or girls with bangs. They like golf, the films of Michael Bay and polo shirts, but you dont include these classic white person items on the list.
while this site is funny to me, an aspiring hipster, i can see why white people are offended. I think you are basically mocking yourself, which is a narrow view of all white people. Why not talk about german cars or plastic surgery. surely these are mainly white people things as well. the liberal shtick is getting old.
Alex,
There is an old saying that I think applies to your comment, ” A hit dog will always holler.”
Is a “wigger” maybe someone who grew up ghetto and has an authentic grasp of “stuff black people like”? Why is it only acceptable for the “right kind” of white people to mimic “black” ways of speaking.
So…if you’re a well-educated, rich white person who acknowledges his or her distance from “street,” then it’s funny to mimic rap lyrics with the “acceptable” level of self-aware irony… but if you grew up street and happen to be white…you’re the “wrong kind” of white person?
Am I misreading you?
I think I’m a “wigger” and I dont’ know how I feel about being called that.
I’m grateful though for bringing this up. Does having grown up poor and white make me not white? Should I sit in a Starbucks and try to mimic how “white people” talk?
Yikes.
I always thought wigger referred to a white person who tries to self concienciouly emulate or adopt black ghetto speech and mannerism usually falling short and appearing woefully inauthentic or pathetically comic. I wouldn’t call Eminem a wigger because his style is too authentic.
Relax everyone; this site is just riffing like Jeff Foxworthy only a bit more erudite.
hey – Matisyahu is not Israeli – raised in NY.
Look at your arm. What color is it? Act accordingly.
‘Act accordingly’? Now, that is a stupid comment! LOL Why do people have to ‘act’ like their race? Why not be true to who you are as a person? *SMH* Dweeb…
oh….thanks….
I love Jews.
Another thing white people like…considering themselves hipsters. Oh, and ironic.
C’mon, what’s funnier than watching white people trying to say “Oh no you dint!”
I suppose there are really a lot of “fake” white people who do this crap.
Not me… why would I want to act so stupid?
Thomas (an iPod-less white guy who doesn’t like Rap or Hip-Hop or Indie music)
Talib Kweli not Twaleb Kwali.
Great article otherwise 😉
Why take offense? The dude just looks like an idiot..*shrug*
Word.
Oops.
I meant to say “Indeed”.
Ok. So, Hip Hop references are great. Because I am white, I love them. I also have a much smaller dick than black people so, thats another reason why I love them.
I have a friend who just moved to Vietnam. He has almost no money and no current job. He is writing a blog about his experiences in Vietnam. You should definitely check it out. I promise you will enjoy it:
http://www.garbarrassing.com/Bill.php
Ahh, the dreaded Whigger. Ya, no one makes me want to punch white babies in the face more than a bunch of whiggers trying to be street…especially the ones from the suburbs.
While Stuff White People Like contributes on a massive scale to our invisibilization (really, it’s like the hipster flipside of Sarah Palin), I’m introducing a new blog called Bitter White Folks for Obama to explode this zero-sum game. My family were part of the 41 million who migrated from the Appalachian/Southern region to the Midwestern states in the postwar period: precisely the demographic from which support for Obama (and progressive politics as such) is supposed to be non-existent. But it was the economic policies of Reagan and the Clinton and Bush dynasties that produced such atrocities as the 2,200 square miles of strip-mining in Appalachia that have put thousands out of work, reduced the average income to the level of Mexico and forced migration to the North in search of jobs. So I actually completely agree with Obama’s sentiment: of course Appalachian and Midwestern communities are “bitter” – and it cannot be denied that more than a few have been mislead into believing that these elites somehow hear their voices. With the increasingly patronizing tone of the Republicans however (which Stuff White People Like only solidifies), many are rapidly becoming unconvinced – at least Obama speaks about the situation as it really is: as he put it in that same speech, “you can go into the toughest neighborhoods, you know working-class lunch-pail folks, you’ll find Obama enthusiasts. And you can go into places where you think I’d be very strong and people will just be skeptical”. For more, check out my blog at http://bitterwhitefolksforobama.blogspot.com
co, you’re missing the point. This article is making fun of rich whites who think their hip hop references are superior to those of poor wiggers.
“Among the wrong kind of white people, there are few more hated than the wigger or whitethug.”
Need I remind anyone here of the weeaboos? I think they’re worse. Way worse. Notably I’ve never been a fan of wiggers either, but is there anything more sickening than wanting to be Japanese? I mean really..
(Notably I’ve nothing against any of this worlds beautiful races. It’s the ugly ones I don’t like. And is there anything more beautiful than a tall black man or a slinky Japanese girl? If I ever reincarnate I’m aiming for one of them.)
what about Rap? i mean like Tone-Loc ‘Wild Thing’..not even that? that’s pretty white song
Telib Twaili
Damn.
Can you add “People Who Write Ridiculously Long Comments” to your list?
That’s why I have my ebonics translator handy at all times
http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp
i just found this site and it should be called “stuff yuppies like”
I was at a Roots concert a couple of months ago and I’m pretty sure at least half of the white people there were exactly like you described
How many fucking people have to correct his spelling of Kweli’s name? I swear, that’s a third of the posts. Hey lander, just correct the fucking spelling already will you.
Black people who are real hip-hop fans don’t like Tone Loc. That’s party music for idiot white frat boys and their ditzy girls gone wild sorority girlfriends.
Try Too $hort, a Bay-Area rapper. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had zero white fans. Even the wiggas wouldn’t go for him whereas songs like 50’s “In Da Club” is alot more accessible to white people.
Its not that “wiggers” are pathetic and disgusting, rather the entire hip hop culture is pathetic and disgusting. Unfortunately, and largely due to white-liberal-guilt, its only socially acceptable to to attack white people who glamorize that utterly base and degenerate life style. It’s apparently “racist” to criticize black people for glorifying the misogyny, crime, and general psychopathy that typify hip-hop culture. perhaps its time to call a spade a spade, if u will 🙂
I live in the SF bay area and Too $hort is an icon to all generation x aged white males around here. He is even listed as one of Kid Rock’s primary influences. He probably has the most uncomplicated and blunt rap style/delivery so I don’t know where your “accessible” comment derives from.
Twaalleeb Kwaylee
no, wait.
Twillib Kuame
No…
Teebo Quayle
I believe Eminem personified this to the next level and there is that idiot pall wall and his “grill” please lord take them now.
but do you like classical? that’s the real question. ^_^
i love how many white people pretend to find this blog funny because if they don’t it looks like they’re uptight.
There’s only ONE thing that white people like more than Self Aware Hip Hop References…
White People Love learning Sex Secrets!
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Come see what everyone is talking about.
LOL!! Another brilliant item added to the list 🙂 Congrats on the segment on “News to Me”! I hope it will help the book sales.
I doubt these haven’t been suggested yet, but just in case: Blogging, Google, and Conspiracy Theories.
its funny tho cuz he talks about wiggers and white people……….as if they are seperate but if you look at those dudes in the photo they are wiggers and white people therefore this idiot dont know shit cuz then he would of had the wanksta in his blog.
Plus not all white people grow up in middle class family like barak obama or bill gates or anyone else for that matter and its not even white people……..i do find yer blog interesting but i think all in all your a idiot who found his 5 mins of fame and eventually it will die off cuz yer lame.
hey cracajack, you are one of the exact wiggers he is talking about and you are mad because its the truth. even your name “cracajac” says it all. You don’t get it and you never will, I bet you talk the part too.
Elvis loved The Blues.
talk what part? um yea i talk with a little ebonics, but once again i reitterate you dont know me so you cant judge me, but if you find me to be a wigger then you would call elvis a wigger, in fact the real wigger in society is white people like you who judge other white people who might be different.
the world isnt black and white and the hoods aint jus black,so alex the white guy feel safe in the knowledge that you will never know how to deal drugs sell stolen goods or anything else illegal for that matter cuz you have never had to struggle in life, the reason i use cracajac is because my friends named me it i aint yer average white guy, my mama raised me on hip hop r&b the blues you name it i heard it.
See thats the thing you white people born before the 70’s or the 80s dont get even these white people born after they dont understand where these wiggers come from, We come from the age of Hip hop and rap it was our music from the 80s and 90s but now all you faggity ass white people listen to it like its your yall prolly dont even kno who the first ever rap group was.
So alex just stay white and you will be alright,because you obviously dont understand why certain white people will always wear south pole,eko or other various hip hop brands,but its cool i accept your predjudice but at least i know when the time comes to be real i already know who i am and where i came from.
Elvis also loved girls! Speaking of girls, ever wonder what to do if people start hitting on the person you are dating? My friend recounted his experience with this at a bar. Read his blog, it’s hilarious:
http://www.garbarrassing.com (just scroll down a lil and click on blog #16)
or just click here
http://www.garbarrassing.com/Comment/Blogs/0016.php
I don’ think I liked this post as much until I started reading carjac’s comments. It’s like you paid him to prove your point.
Only funnier.
Anyone from NYC and can’t stand hipster douchebags?
http://www.diehipster.com
your a fuckin asshole like all other white people G and alex here let me post a little tid bit from one of his other blogs
“While white people have little trouble paying fines of $3,000, the ban from public parks for one full year is considered especially harsh considering white people’s need for camping and other outdoor activities.”
while white people have little trouble? um dawg if i was hit with a 3 grand fine ill be goin to jail because my bills wouldnt allow me to pay off a 3 grand fine, so like i said to alex……stay white and you will be alright because once again you dont kno what hard times are or is.
plus you know whats even funnier than this blog, its all the white people who come here and say hey im just like this blog………….your all pathetic and need to get a life,you know whats funny is my skin is white but i am mixed so kiss my brown nuts i hope one day all the white people are forced to live in hoods and your mama’s start smokin crack and od’in like all the black community’s and you know whats even funnier its white peoples fault the black community got hooked on crack SO good goin white guy, glad im not like you.
Nah — the whitest of white people are proud that they have no idea what any of the big, mainstream hip hop artist’s lyrics are. We don’t listen to 50 Cent — the closest we get is Public Enemy.
fuk u honkies stealing our black soul music. go listen to johny rebel or sumshit
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/12/99-grammar/
You’re, not your.
Mamas, not mama’s.
Communities, not community’s.
What’s, not whats.
People’s, not peoples.
Fuckin’, not fuckin.
Know, not kno.
are or is?
Ebonics isn’t real!
For real, canine.
HAHAHA cracajac is a wigger!!!!! cracajac, post your picture with a gang sign!!!!!
Biggest wiggers of all time:
Eminem
Justin Timberlake
Vanilla Ice
Marky Mark (aka Mark Wahlberg, pre-acting career)
I can’t think of any others but I’m sure there are plenty more.
it’s Talib Kwallie
I would add “Weird Al” to that list, in general. But I think he had that song “White and Nerdy” or something, which was SO funny with tons of white cultural references.
nope, Talib Kweli
ever heard of haystak?
lol i love superhead! http://www.SHOP-LUSCIOUS.com
I believe the correct term is “Fo Realz.” ha ha ha ha ha
ur mom
to be honest. this site is all about humor and i find the post funny. it takes a somewhat sarcastic look at what actually exists. if anyone is taking this site way too serious, just lighten up. if you do not like being called a wigger by the internets, then go find other internets plz. remember, you’re the one that visited a humor site about “what white people like”, you don’t expect the humor to be controversial?
bingo!
My friend is a hip-hop artist is Vietnam he’s white as rice.
He went to Vietnam with little money and no job and has been blogging about his experiences there. His blog is hilarious and he just added a new post today. Check it out:
http://www.garbarrassing.com/Bill.php
Thank you! I HATE when white people think they’re being funny/ironic but are just butchering a (sub)culture. This white boy I know turned on some “Twaleb Kwali” as soon as I sat my black self in his car – hoping to get some cool whiteboy points, I guess. And I was about to give them to him until he messed up Talib’s name.
And for the record, white people, it’s not pronounced Tu-PACK. His name is pronounced Tu-PAHK (as in 2Pacalypse). And “BaraCk” is spelled with a C.
Carry on…
Eminem might be the only authentic wigger on that list.
At least until we see a video clip of him looking like this…
You are hereby banned from posting on this blog. Any further activity from your IP address will result in a lawsuit. Thank you for your compliance.
hey nigg3r, WHO THE FUCK CARES?
i just pooped
you are a tool. you don’t see me writing tarded comments on your favorite site: stuff douche bags like. GO AWAY, and take some midol.
you should change your name to douche bag.
Dude…Too many words. You make me wanna bust a cap.
Really you’re black?
#52 Sarah Silverman lmao
its Toopack
Man is it me or is it always an uneducated white person always have to
crash the party with the N word guess what work on your
vocabulary.
The N word is played out it as no meaning but for what its wroth it take a N to know a N.
I’m not white, I’m European. Hahahahaha!
Good article.
This post reminded me of:
Jonathon Coulton singing “I Like Big Butts” as a folk song
and The Gourds singing “Gin and Juice” as a country/blue grass song
It really is hilarious when you take a white person genre and mix it with rap/hip hop!
-Cassie
http://www.lifetransplanet.com
this site is very fresh, true and funny. however i think you should precise that these things are (most) stuff that white AMERICAN people do. i’m from france, but living in the US, and in France white people do wear bangs and sweaters, but they do not have bumper stickers as it doesn’t exist, or celebrate St Patrick’s Day because our Irish community is tiny (same thing for Oscar parties, Sarah Silverman, Wrigley Field, breakfast places etc.).
LOL, Weird Al Yankovich’s “White and Nerdy,” I still laugh when I hear it. I am so white.
Wewt Lol i had just seen the thingy on conan obriens late night show XD
loved the article but calling white people who act like black people “wigger” (“white n—–“) just as offensive as calling black people n—– s. I wanted to show this website to my friends but I’ll wait until this article is not on the front page so they won’t get the wrong idea.
I thought getting the wrong idea was the point?! It’s part of the irony that white people love so much.
What do you mean exactly by “appropriate”?
You are well-advised to remember Armenians are white, Christian Indo-Europeans. The first Christian nation. Allies of Rome. Bulwark against Islam. Took a major hit from the Turks. Defeated Basayev.
Deukmejian. The first person of color to be governor of California?
White people are everywhere. 10% of Mexico’s population. 98% of Argentina’s. Vast swaths of Central Asia. Arabs. Really, Arabs are white. As are Iranians. Even Jooos.
Now you know.
Semites are white. If not, which of the three main racial groups (Caucasoid, Mongoloid, Negroid) would they fit under? I can appreciate your beef with Yids, but why say things which are obviously untrue?
And what if Jews are really Khazars in the main? Once again, you have a mostly Caucasian group.
Yes, you found a Jewish CMOH recipient! Out of 3444 total.
94.2% of CMOH recipients have been gentile whites. But whose keeping score?
Obviously you are, but most people aren’t so crass as to keep racial score when it comes to military service.
Here’s a puzzler – Why aren’t Jews in today’s military? Other opportunities? Unfashionable uniforms?
why are people getting so offended? if it makes you mad then don’t come to this site. i think it’s hilarious, this is my serious life. come on, wtf kind of music is this:
“I want her in the worst way plus i just found out that its her birthday.”
“Im hot because I am fly, You’re not because you aint.”
wtf does that even mean.
ps im never visiting this page again because i know people are going to get all up in arms and i dont want to get my feelings hurt, so suck on that :>
Double especially when I bed those I’ve sired!
This is just getting mean. I did that a few times, like ten years ago, and I got a simple laugh, no big deal.
It’s not like I was trying to gentrify rap or something, god forbid.
By the way, I’ll say it here and now: black people make me uncomfortable.
The thought of an African running this country makes my skin crawl.
http://allafrica.com/
I’d like this site better if it wasn’t a favourite hit of KKK yokels. They just love the fact they can type anonymous hate mail on a site that isn’t monitored.
The irony of the title is that you have to dodge these fuckers and the illiterate spew that streams from their inbred digits every time you log on for a laugh about coffee or girls with bangs.
In fact, that should be the next thing that SOME white people like; irony. Then maybe there could be a link at the end of the page for Cleatus and his friends to learn them some culture. Or a dummy blog where they can beat off about their stupid ideas into the black hole of cyberspace. The link could say “Click here if you’re an ignorant, racist piece of shit”.
I kinda think its about location. I think it depends on the region on which you live. I belong to a group, who is mostly white, but somehow, I am hesitant, to share this site. I love this site, its provides great conversation.
Why the discomfort? I don’t understand, Obama is probably more intelligent, than any 20 people put together, regardless of race.
That’s OK. Black people’s skin has been crawling since the 1st President.
“I’d like this site better if it wasn’t a favourite hit of KKK yokels. They just love the fact they can type anonymous hate mail on a site that isn’t monitored.”
I know, I know, can’t ya just bash white people in peace?
where do you live? i learned the term “wigger” from white people and i nearly fell out of my seat laughing cuz i just knew what they meant and it’s hilarious lol. unless they are actually wiggers…then they might get offended (LOL), but probably not since they’re so out of touch with reality anyway!
GET USE TO HIP HOP CAUSE YOUR KIDS LOVE IT! MAYBE YOU DID’NT KNOW THAT.OOPS
Lawrence Auster’s article:
http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/Read.aspx?GUID=F3E3CD97-197F-4D31-BF36-A4CBA45FCB13
DOJ source:
http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/abstract/cvusst.htm
Another Auster article discussing Eldridge Cleaver’s view and practice of interracial rape:
http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/abstract/cvusst.htm
Hate crimes exist, but not in the sense you think. There are 1.8 million violent interracial crimes (rape, murder, assault, robbery) in the U.S. each year. 89% of these crimes are committed by blacks.
1.6 million victims of black crime. Every year.
yup and not only that its probably been in the mixer since the first pres too, food for thought.
and i wrote that in a rush , it was a double post explain’s all the typo’s.
I prefer “nilla wiggers” to “wiggers.” I’ts more intimate and expressive.
Also, If Barack Obama was white, would white people like him as much?
A WHITE MAN POSTS THESE. An even if he wasn’t, IT’S A FCKING JOKE, GET OVER YOURSELF.
Another special announcement for the white people (and other non-black) communities out there:
The following words need to be left in retirement:
“bling, bling” (it was stupid when it came out and it’s still as dumb.)
“jiggy” (as well as the dance)
“raising the roof” (this includes the hand motion)
You may now return to your regularly scheduled program. Thank you.
The one thing white people like more than self aware hip hop references, is learning sex secrets 😉
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Come see what everyone’s talking about!
Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
Mother Teresa
Another term for the wrong sort of white people is wangster…beyong whitethug
Kiana, I’m pretty sure the moratorium is in effect. I haven’t heard any of those in some time, and my friends and I are no strangers to faux-ebonics (fauxbonics).
Also, doesn’t Kanye deserve his own entry?
Damn skippy. Fight the Power! NWA is essential too.
*explains
*typos
Can somebody ban this guy?
“We still don’t like black people,” said John Clouse, 57, reflecting the sentiments of his pals gathered at a coffee shop in Somerset, Ohio.
http://news.yahoo.com/page/election-2008-political-pulse-obama-race
the rest of the story:
Deep-seated racial misgivings could cost Barack Obama the White House if the election is close, according to an AP-Yahoo News poll that found one-third of white Democrats harbor negative views toward blacks — many calling them “lazy,” “violent,” responsible for their own troubles.
The poll, conducted with Stanford University, suggests that the percentage of voters who may turn away from Obama because of his race could easily be larger than the final difference between the candidates in 2004 — about two and one-half percentage points.
Certainly, Republican John McCain has his own obstacles: He’s an ally of an unpopular president and would be the nation’s oldest first-term president. But Obama faces this: 40 percent of all white Americans hold at least a partly negative view toward blacks, and that includes many Democrats and independents.
More than a third of all white Democrats and independents — voters Obama can’t win the White House without — agreed with at least one negative adjective about blacks, according to the survey, and they are significantly less likely to vote for Obama than those who don’t have such views.
Such numbers are a harsh dose of reality in a campaign for the history books. Obama, the first black candidate with a serious shot at the presidency, accepted the Democratic nomination on the 45th anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech, a seminal moment for a nation that enshrined slavery in its Constitution.
“There are a lot fewer bigots than there were 50 years ago, but that doesn’t mean there’s only a few bigots,” said Stanford political scientist Paul Sniderman who helped analyze the exhaustive survey
Hmm, there are some people out there that still hasn’t received the memo (ie.: my professor). Just figured I’d make the announcement that the retirement was still in effect. And yes, Kanye should have his own entry.
But what I don’t understand is why black people talk the way that they do… And it’s not just the words, but it’s the tones, the rhythms, and the sounds. Like the word “giiiiiirl!” and the phrase, “oh no she di-ent!” Do white people have a similar style of talking? Also, why do black people always try to look so scary? I ride the bus and see it every day. If you look like a thug–low-riding pants, baseball hat with the sideways bill, gold teeth inserts–that’s scary! I always worry that you’re carrying a gun or something. Can’t you guys just tone it down? Can’t you just try to fall into step with the rest of us?
My buddy, who just happens to be black, actually researched where this style comes from. Here is the explanation:
Hats: The straight brimmed hats, with tags and stickers still attached is supposed to give the impression that the hat was stolen. Plain and simple.
Baggy Clothes: This goes back to prison style clothes. Clothes worn by inmates are cheap therefore stretch quite easily. They are also not allowed to have belts because they will be a suicide/weaponry risk.
Conclusion: Don’t bitch, wine, and complain that you get treated like a criminal because of the way you dress. After all isn’t that the impression your are trying to portray??
This is one the things that annoys me most with white people. Their pathetic attempts to be black. It makes us black people look bad. White kids are the worst, because they actually BELIEVE that they’re cool, whilst they’re the ones that are always covered in acne. IT IS PATHETIC. I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF LOOKING BAD. No offence, but white people don’t have our style and never will. They don’t talk like us, can’t walk like us, and sure as hell can’t jump like us.
REGGAE
http://www.culturallycool.com/reggaeindex.html
Wow, these comments piss me off. What’s with white people trying to over-analyze things all the time? Just leave things alone. Black Americans have a sub-culture of their own, just like Mexican-Americans, Asian-Americans, and so on. You don’t need to look into everything so deeply. And black people scare you? So what? Stop whining about it and stop being so afraid of everything, just live your life and leave things alone.
Chaz, you’re so white! “…into step like the rest of us”? Talk about deep seeded racism. Chaz, you fit the bill.
what about mashups? linkin park / jay z anyone?
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Anyone seen the posting “An Inconvenient Posse”- the top 10 signs AL GORE INVENTED HIP HOP???! FUNNY!
http://minx.cc/?post=267392
HAHAHHAA! Man this is hella funny!
“If it is done by wiggers it is tragic, if it’s done by the right kind of white people, it’s hilarious. ”
Best options: 50 Cent, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, or Jay Z. Note: avoid Kanye West as the irony of reciting his lyrics with perfect English is not as great.
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god, I live in Atlanta so you know I see stuff like this all time
“get *useD* to hip hop” not “use to” that’s ungrammatical ^^
I’m a white rapper so this is funny and makes alot of since to me. I have to the pronunciation thing many of times. I’ve founD I can dress like a rapper and not be labeled a wigger cuz i talk like a always do I don’t try to be someone else or id be made fun of. I hate it when you talk to a white guy and he’s tryin so hard to talk black it’s apparent and hilarious to me!
Hey I saw one yesterday at the gas station complete with hood and music – he was on the phone and I didnt know that he was white as described by article until I turned around. It was confusing.
Well Is it too white of me to know that whoever wrote this article misspelled Talib Kweli’s name??? =]
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My white friends and I were pooling money for beer (a 30 of BL, not a microbrew unfortunately) and after handing my money over, I commented “she took my money. yes, she is a trifling friend indeed.” Everyone naturally found it hilarious.
I’d say that quoting Silky Johnson (Chappel Show), or A Pimp named Slickback (Boondocks) could easily fit into this category of things that white people like to do. Or maybe it should be it own category called “Pop Culture References.” White people love pop culture references especially references that are intended to specifically alert back people to the fact that they too enjoy media that is part of mainstream black culture.
“I don’t think ‘Homies over Hoes’ is a sentiment A Pimp Named Slickback can’t co-sign on. I mean, don’t me get wrong A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a ho, Money over a ho? Always. Brand new gators over a ho? Absolutely. A turkey sandwich wit just tomato? Guaranteed.”
— A Pimp named Slickback
kills me everytime
love this :Dbut Talib Kweli was spelled wrong!
“My name is in the middle of e[Kweli]ty.” – TK
Yall know who Adina Howard is???
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/09/30/aint-nothing-like-some-adina-howard/
Weren’t these terms and phrases popularized by media monster Fresh Prince?
“Well, I used a different type of butter. I switched the style up, so let the haters hate and I’ll watch the deliciousness pile up.”
Best thing I’ve ever read.
this is so true. white people love to act hip hop but in a very bad and obvious way. reason is they like their fellow white friends, or “colored” acquaintances tell them, “you are so white.” not that there is anything wrong with that, but they have to go through this production just to be reminded of their race. really pathetic, really.
Best white-a-sized rap line ever, c/o The Notorious Biggie Smalls Man: “I had to regulate, in the bra, where the titties are at.” orrrrrrrrr that Pharaoh Monk man’s “Ladies, come on, rub on your titties. Yeah, I said it; rub on your titties.” Say it as white as you can and see if you don’t laugh.
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Why do so many white people love Dead Prez? Dead Prez will call your white ass a cracker to your face. They don’t even rap about shit white people can relate to on any level. I also think the idea that white people who “act black” are “wiggers” is also inherently racist. This ideology suggests that black people will always be inferior to whites, and that it is never acceptable for a white person to fully embrace black culture. That’s why I love cities like Philly and NYC. Alot of neighborhoods in these cities are very integrated. And nobody gives a fuck that all the white, black and latino kids all walk, talk and dress urban.
I don’t know, I met the guys from Dead Prez and they were pretty nice to me. M-1 gave two of my friends (one white, one light-skinned Mexican) his phone number even so they could interview him on their radio show. He also pointed out our (largely white) political group at a lecture he gave the next day at my college on political organizing. And to say that white people can’t relate to what they rap about is making an overgeneralization. Sure, there are elements that most of us couldn’t relate to, but plenty of us know what it’s like to be poor, harassed by pigs, the ridiculousness of mainstream music industry, etc. I admit I come from a totally different background, but I still enjoy them and a few other political hip-hop/rap artists. I listen more to political punk and folk, but it’s nice from time to time Plenty of us realize the system is fucked and can relate to revolutionary music.
you obviously do not get the idea of rise above,jus because they say certain shit dont mean they talkin bout all white people…….alot us dont come from “white society” an we’re just as pissed at em for shit they done.
i’m just wondering where the Beastie Boys fall since they are jewish. but the come from brooklyn and are respected by hip hop artists. Are they really white
No. Hence the reason for the aryan movement. And regardless, who really satisfies the definition “white” anyways. Peace
I am white and I think all rap SUCKS!
I’m white. I only quote Quik and Kurupt. Blow me.
**talib Kweli
We should put a bullet in the head of all wiggers.
I would say they are Caucasian…
To me…being Jewish doesnt cancel out being white…
Is that how some Jewish people feel though? That they are not fully white??
Just wondering cuz I dont see the correlation to your race and your religion and how one would dilute the other…
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/10/10/bear-with-me-folks/
The “gang”sign on the photo actually means something where I am from… Is it a fake one i USA? The reversed W (or the M) represents an area in Denmark (Mid-Sealand) and the sign is used by danish rappers from that area (and their supporters)… All in good fun of course since we don’t really have any gangs, but we have tons of local hip-hop though.
Yall know Blockhead???
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/10/14/music-you-need-to-know-blockhead-%E2%80%93-music-by-cavelight/
Blockhead is awesome! I think their gang sign is actually what MS-13 degenerates use to “rep da hood yo,” and not originated in Denmark. Wiggers are good because everyone needs a good laugh once in a while!
I couldn’t agree more. Could you start with two of the more egregious wiggers from my area, Eminem and Kid Rock?
please, let’s think rationally. give them a glock 9mm, tell them it’s an “eight plus one” or a “nine,” and they will end up putting a bullet in their own head pretty quick.
Why is dressing European a white thing, last time I checked I was European and white and that means I’m some kind of bizarre self parodying enigma.
What’s a wigger? O.o
lol so if they hate then let em hate and let the deliciousness pile up…now I, I go for mine, I’m making a pie now throw ur hands up in the sky-y
Some of the beats in rap are actually very genius. Guess rap is an aquired taste. No lie about the wiggers though, no one likes a wigger. Not even black people like wiggers. Wiggers are tragic. Right Eminem?
Yeeuh, yeeuh, yeeuh…. yew ‘no boyee. Dat be some suryuss nollijj eerbuddy be layin’ down. Dun pumped my kronik ass up dawgs. Sheeyit, I ’bout ta go off on dis heer beeyatch dat be puffin’ on my fat boy. Nowuttameen?
The previous message brought to you by your local underpaid Teachers Union and your local municipality’s lack of funding for adequate, proper English language studies. ESL for Hispanics my arse. How about urban America?
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Ever see the White Chicks and Gang Signs vid (the original you will know when you find it). I have found this phenomina to be super crazy amoung the hard-core techno music scene in Seattle. I try not to engage in this pracice as it annoys the hell out of me but every now and then. ..
Funny Ha Ha!
A white chick
i know this site is a satirical one… but too many people find this funny and/or relevant for reasons that really scare me.
oh yes, because only one “race” can “own” any given stylistic mode of musical expression. Race is kind of an invented cultural definition rooted in the notion that a separate category of humans with similar observable facial characteristics are “one people with a similar identity.” if you study human genetics you’ll discover that genetic variation within populations of people “considered a race” are no different than two people of any different race. blacks in america are comprised of many different ethnic groups who do not consider themselves to be “one people” and often consider themselves different for many reasons.
i mean posers in hip hop culture cant be put down too hard, when you consider how much the rap/hip hop culture glamorizes stupidity; as well as the use of an unsophisticated english dialect. hip hop culture seems to glorify unjustified egoism and materialism, and both sides are missing the point about “music”. music is about soulful complexity and has a reciprocal relationship with dance as well as abstract emotional creative expression of inner and shared experiences; its highest and purest forms bring people together; inspiring both movement and thought.
This is lovely.
brandon, you obviously know nothing about hip hop and hip hop culture. gtfo.
“unsophisticated english dialect”
Unsophisticated according to who? (oh, I’m sorry…WHOM). You remind me of those people who automatically assume Southerners are stupid because of their accent. You’re probably also one of those people that rolls your eyes and thinks “why can’t they just speak English” when you hear immigrants speaking another language in public, am I right? You just absolutely can’t stand it when people talk differently from you.
If you listen closely to some hip hop songs (which you’ve clearly never done), some of these MCs can rhyme up to the third-to-last or fourth-to-last syllable. Not even Shakespeare could do that (and I majored in English Literature in college, I should know.) Some of the best hip hop songs have the most sophisticated and intricate rhythmic/rhyme patterns in the English language. But of course, you would never know that because you automatically write off somebody’s artistic ability because they say “homie” instead of “friend.” Bravo, brandon, way to let your whiteness show.
Ahhh the typical white person ever so caught up in the self inflicted imaginary game of trying to avoid blackness….ha haaa..
You imagine it to be a see of negative and derogatory feeling if you should act black as if your loosing something valuable…
being black is not the same as whats in your thoughts..
.relax already stop hating on whites who want to be cool with out trying to be white at the same time that’s just plain stupid….
When will you people give your selves a break….you dig your own pit don’t you think you’ll fall in it….?
White people like John McCain.
Well at lest the free thinking non brainwashed ones do.
Probably becase they understand the depth and consequences of the issues and the choice they make when they vote. According to YouTube video “Episode 6 October Surpise” Obama currently has a federal lawsuit filed against him to produce his birth certificate to veryify his eligibility to run for president. As of yet, he has refused to produce it!!! Check this video for yourself for specifics, IT IS A MUST SEE!!!.
Rap was invented so people with Zero musical talent could be involved too!.( LIKE ME) If you have a terrible voice, do not have the intestinal fortitude to learn to read music or learn to play a instrument; one could still be involed with three componets of music; patterns, lyrics, and expresssion. This statement is not made to crush feelings but is a likely theory. Think about it. Rap is really a throwback to good old fashioned poetry.
What about red necks they don’t think sports are to “macho”… your only talking about yuppies
I am a white male who likes to have sex with black men. Is that a white thing to?
Correction SOME white people like john mccain not all.
Best. Comment. Ever. Props to you, man.
ur dumb ok. choosing mccain is like choosing sarah palin. and shes an idiot. mccain is 78 gilliom years old. the excitement of the election is gonna send him into cardiac arrest and caribou barbie will be ur president ‘praying the gays away’. lets get real. its a race thing. with out obama’s melinin and mccains botox, just on principle alone, obama is the better candidate.
and i know A GILLION whites like this (hip hop). gay straight small big men women u name it. its hilarious. i have yet to get tired of it.
TWKOWP
So you are down with the swirl, that’s your business.
On a movement to get white folks talking like Yoda I am.
That’s cool.
I was actually campaigning for folks to try to sound like Chewbacca. But, I get your drift. Cool by me.
“Wrrrroooooaaaaaoooh!”
Yeah it completely is. I don’t know where your from but gay white dudes with jungle fever are more common than coasters in Portland bars.
It is a sad reality that the ghetto is glorified by many young people. Children are eager to personify a culture different to their own often for the element of danger that is distant enough to toy with. Many white people live in a bubble and feel entitled to suggest that language/cultural constructs are defined by them and that ain’t no junk. How is talking in street lingo any different than intimating something in a language like Portuguese, French, Norwegian, Urdu that may not be native to you. People exist in different environments and their respective cultures are created from internal and external influences within their environment. Just because you’re white doesn’t mean you’re right.I am white, and I think this site is hilarious because life is too serious to take seriously. People who make remarks that are clearly racist are just flagging themselves as ignoramuses…that’s like saying you’re different from me thus you suck. Please. Where were you when we learned about multiculturalism in school. Oh right you were in your bubble. Is it OK to laugh in your bubble, is it possible to admit that you and your ideas may not exist at the center of the universe??? Please be human and press redial.
Brandon, i think you must be the guy from the blog that I admire, based on your intelligent thoughtful style. I am already a fan so we will have to agree to disagree, well you don’t have to but i will. I understand what you are saying about hip/hop culture but I think you are being very harsh in attributing lingo associated with that culture as inferior to the English language. It is a part of the English language. It may not be “proper” in your estimation and yes hip hop/rap music does include reference to violence, criminal activity, moral turpitude but not all rap music. I heard a song just the other morning about how the inner city is like a war zone, young people are dying because the choose to fight in this war(meaning gang violence, drug dealing). Rap music could be defined as a battle cry. I don’t live in the city but I do work in the city with kids. Kids who are scared to play outside, kids who can’t go trick or treating because it is unsafe. Did you know that some elementary schools stage their own Halloween Night where classrooms act as defacto houses? The kids come with their bags, buckets and they knock on the classroom doors where a teacher or volunteer gives them candy. In fact, rap music in some ways is just like socially conscious rock/pop music. Remember we’re one but we’re not the same we need to carry each other… Rap music is an expression of feelings just like Jazz or any kind of music. Then I am swept away by your beautiful definition of music. Nice.
I agree with you about race. In fact, racist white people may do well to investigate the National Geographic’s Genographic project…a longitudinal study of the patterns of human migration..people can purchase a kit..it is pricey at $100 but it will inform you by way of a dna sample, your deep ancestry. How great and eye opening would it be for white bubble people to discover that their family originated from Ethiopia. Hmmmmmmmm
Cactus..try to control your prickles. Brandon is clearly has got music down, but he does not like rap music..that’s his perogative. FYI lots of people don’t like rap music irrespective of color. Wow, that makes him racist!? Actually, it is assanine of you to generalize that he must be insensitive to other cultures because he doesn’t like what he considers slicing and dicing of the English language in rap music. His idea. If we follow the same reasoning, you are an English Literature Major thus you are intelligent. Allow me to remind you that he is referring to the context of the language not the construct of the language. I would surmise that your wild assumptions about B are completely false. Word.
which would be great to retrain them to just talk like normal whites and stop tokenizing and mocking our ways of talking. except, of course, that yoda is portrayed as some wierd tokenized version of the south east asian monks or something.
lemme guess… you are white?
Bridget, re: What’s a Wigger?
Apparently it’s a white guy who “acts black” but in reality they’re acting out an overexaggerated hip hop stereotype. But I’ve always found it funny that non-white fans of hip hop music, are apparently given a free pass to act in the same manner?
P.S. I am into hip hop and not white, and sometimes it’s fun to kick some hip hop slang (although my hip hop days were like 20+ years ago), but it really depends on who you’re hanging out with. Not as fun doing it in the boardroom.
this is so bullshit all u people go look at Haystak hes a white rapper hes prob. better then any black person out there!
people said the same thing about Lady Sovereign and Emenim. though the best rapper of all time, as anyone can tell you is Skgrill Gatez: tha Danglahr.
he got into a rap battle one time and rapped so radically his mic turned into a black hole and sent him into the future! a future controlled by bears. Berenstein Bears…
OMFG would you SHUT UP.
Hip hop sucks these days. Lil Wayned is cool because he’s crazy and has insane dress sense and good production and rhymes. Nelly, Akon, Ne-yo TI and all those other jackasses are gay as hell.
there is no critical vantage clander. meta-white is just a mystical hermeneutic white–admirable that you go the full circle, but you always wind up back in the same place. like most youth cultural offerings, your blog is lightly entertaining, but we’d all be better off if it stopped existing.
you can write your own ticket at Vanity Fair or Rolling Stone if you wanted.
time to move on.
hugs and kisses,
guy who detests yuppie legitimation machines and confession booths.
The part about throwing up fake gang signs is hilarious and so freakin’ true. God I love this site.
K I love rap but I’m not dressing or acting like I’m a rapper.
I ain say’n white suppression is real, but sometimes life sucks even tho you white as Bill Gates. Rap is a release. Rap’s controversial cause it’s hard core real. What if a white guy keeps it real and makes it sound good? Check out white track layered with white prose rapped in true rap form and by true white ho’s. http://www.myspace.com/rustyrap
Me and my boo can vouch for Skgrill Gatez.
We wuz up in Provo Utah and caught his gig. He opened for the Osmond Bros and that show wuz wombo cuz.
Tha Danglahr be forever rapmasta in my comics.
I don’t mind most rap but I HATE European-American rap because of the gratuitous use of the “C” word.
You know what I am talking about. Look at your name! Shame on you cracka!
What I think is SO hilarious about this post is that there is an ad for AfricanAmerican.GrantKit.org just below the post. At first I thought it was part of the post/joke. But alas, it is not. I didn’t even know about this AA grant kit and I AM african American. White people must love going to that site, I am SURE of it.
Stuff White People Like
Stop listening to the radio?
What does this comment even mean?
who are you?
can you explain the use of the term “gay” in your statement? Are you imply that those rappers are attracted to the same sex?
It’s Talib Kweli, you idiot.
this is so bullshit all u people go look at Haystak hes a white rapper hes prob. better then any black person out there!
Seriously better than Nas, Styles P, Method Man, Redman, Ghostface killa? I could go on and on but I think you get the picture. You not really a real hip hop fan that’s for sure.
What about this guy?
http://deadmanparty.wordpress.com/2008/11/10/atmosphere/
Hahahahaha too true! I’m occasionally guilty…usually I’m too busy carefully enunciating chatspeak, though.
who are you talking to?
I’m sorry people, if you try to identify with hip-hop related stuff, like hand signs or clothing style or whatever, if you are into that kind of stuff just because you think it will make you “cool” or “hip”, you really need to get a life. Hip hop is more commercial and mainstream than Hanna Montana.
And I know the hip hip-hop fans will say, “well, there’s the underground artists like [this] or [that] that I’m really into.” Ok, yeah, thats nice, whatever. Ask any of those ‘artists’ to sing or play a musical instrument, and the vast majority would be clueless and inept.
Remove the vocal track from ANY hip hop song, and you have the most boring repetitive, and simple percussion patterns that probably took about 5 minutes to put together in FruityLoops. I mean, c’mon… 2 bass kiks, a snare, and occasional clap roll, and maybe two synth notes. Viola, you’ve got a hip hop song without lyrics. Write a javaScript to generate the lyrics. Yawn. Jeez, I could write a javaScript to generate the drum loops too.
Don’t get me wrong, I like some hip hop, but I just don’t see the obsession people have with it. Its simple disposable fluff like techno and trance.
White people who wish to pay tribute to the cultural contributions made by the hip hop nation en toto, should keep in mind that they should offer mad props and not be dissin’ the artists out-a-hand. They should best step correct, and then simply step off like they did back in the day.
Fuh what it’s werf.
I think you have misconceptions about what hip-hop is or at least what its appeal is to “hip-hop heads” as opposed to casual hip-hop fans. Hip-hop instrumentals are basic, I agree. But I think it’s not without purpose. The focus should be on the lyrical content and the beat shouldn’t distract from that. Rather the beat should compliment the theme and the vocals of the artist. Mainstream hip-hop makes the mistake of making beats too complicated and the lyrics too simple. Personally, I don’t listen to hip-hop for just the vocals or just the instrumentals. I also think that you can’t analyze a hip-hop song fairly if you look at them in isolation for one another. Not to mention the simplicity makes the music easier to dance to (similar to techno and trance) which is important.
It’s also not fair to say rap artists are not talented if they can’t sing or play instruments. Firstly, you give them no credit for writing capability. If you believe they can generated by a machine then maybe it’s not worth discussing with you. Secondly, you ignore the fact that they must actually deliver the lyrics in their performance and there is more to it than simply reading out loud. It would be like saying actors have no talent if they don’t write their own lines.
tl;dr If you “just don’t get it” don’t assume it’s disposable. Techno and trance I can do without, though.
Again, a totally idiotic post. Oh, if you like rap and your white you’re a wigger. What an asinine commentary. I’m 52, have loved rap for years, and am not some white guy who tries to be black, which is what a wigger is. And when I rap, I don’t enunciate my words. What a load of bullchips. Another case of racism by trying to prohibit white people from participating in what is perceived to be a “black only” musical style. Sad and pathetic.
#9843857 – Arguing for and against the musical validity of hip hop in the comments section of a blog post intended to make fun of exactly that
If you read this post again, you will notice that the author never states that “ALL” white people who like rap are wiggers. The author is making a caricature of the fine line that white people have drawn between liking rap music and ‘co opting’ african-american culture. He is drawing our attention the absurdity of referencing hip-hop culture in a self-referential manner in order to show that “we understand that this isn’t really ours”. It’s satire! Perhaps if you are incapable of properly interpreting satirical comedy you should not bother reading this blog
“Though it is very acceptable and common for the right kind of white people to dress and act as though they were Japanese, Chinese, or European”
White people dress as though they are European? Perhaps they do that ‘cos they are European. A lot of European people are white, whether from England, Germany, Italy, Poland or Cyprus. Is the author on mescaline? Fucking bellend.
That picture is classic.
nobody white (cept for 20 somethings) digs on ‘rap’ or ‘hip-hop’.
it’s the next ‘disco’ craze for the brutha
why can’t any of these negroes play an instrument.
like the guys in ‘war’?
that was some funky shit, mah niggiz
I’ve had friends who wouldn’t date a black guy because they were black but would seek out only these sort of white guys because she liked how they were black. What does that even mean?
Freaking hilarious, love it, so true!
Obviously some people don’t understand the intent of this site….So let me help. It’s a little thing called…
Satire:
–noun
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.
Yeah. I really just did that. And you know what….I think this shit is hilarious. You have to be able to laugh at the world around you sometimes.
I hate how accurate this website is.
No Sweet-P, this is not satire this is the unadulturated truth. Sadly, not all white folk are this funny.
oh the brutality of the truth.
so true. this depresses. but i cannot help but smile.
Whoever wrote this is ignorant. The comment about white people acting European, aren’t Europeans white! I believe thats where all us white folks came from. So how can you act like yourself? People need to learn the difference between nationality and race, because it is two different things! I went to many countries in Europe and they were all white.
Um…pretty sure the intended use of European was in the sense of the overall culture, not a nationality or race…
T has obviously not been to London, where they are all Indian.
Also, T needs a sense of humor.
Whoa the name is spelled Talib Kweli not that abomination listed above. Talib is Mos Def’s home skillet, they were in a group together – Blackstar (semi down Jews love them). I think Talib is a rising star in the what white people like genre because not only is he considered “real hip hop” but his name is Arabic as well..oh and he’s from Brooklyn (three points!)
Europeans have no overall culture. We are all diverse
Wow, you just said, “home skillet”.
I’m gonna stare at you for like, five, awkward minutes now.
Well, have any of you got senses of humor? Referring to “Europeans” as a non-white culture is funny, not accurate. When you’re trying to be funny, then accuracy is expendable.
Having to explain this hurts my soul.
It means she can be hip and “edgy” and enjoy black culture without actually getting close to any scary black people. They probably make her nervous, constantly checking that her purse is still there, and that she hasn’t been gang-banged, or drank out of the same glass as one.
you mean slug, one half of the group atmosphere? hes of mixed racial heritage, african, native and whitey. Hip hop is not allowed to discriminate, this is comparable to denigrating an african for conducting a symphonic orchestra.
Affecting the language and mannnerisms of a gangster rapper however, is in very poor taste, unless of course the appropriate amount of restraint and irony is applied. Everybody knows you dont go full homie
Word up.
First off I enjoy most of the post I’ve read on this website. I can appreciate some of the humor in this particular post. And I am aware that visiting a site titled “stuff white people like” will innevitably cross some boundries of personal comfort or shared eperience.
With that in mind I do not wish to harrangue or proselytize, there are just a couple things id like to say.
Comedy in all its forms including satire is not a pass for saying, or co-signing to, “fucked up shit” if you will. Appropriation and misapropriation are still appropriation and misappropriation even done satirically, because it is in the nature of satire itself that it is commenting on the reality of a circumstance. So even saying “haha isnt it funny how absurd it is.. is still fucked up because its ignoring the fact that very real and rich and powerful social structures are in motion. “boys will be boys” if you will. Nothing is fixed, all that is accomplished is that some people are given a cleansing of their concsience, but damages are not fixed or aknowledged even in many cases.
There is plenty of problematic statements and implications in the post and the responses that i could go on for days upon im sure, but im not going to. For those of you i haven’t lost yet, i ask this
Do not simply accept humor as humor, think critically about what is reallyy going on in satire and all forms of humor. not to ruin it for you, but alot of times exageration humor is funny to alot less people than is believed. Poking fun at absurdity alot of times implies a level of absurdity of the original subject that is being exagerated.
think people.
P.S. Sorry if there are typos im kind of in a rush to leave for work. I am willing to engage in open and intelligent conversation if anyone wishes to do so Ill be chacking back.
happy holidays
There’s just a couple of things I’d like to say. I’m not going to simply accept your post as a post. In a very real and rich and powerful way, of course. And appropriation and misappropriation are, in fact, appropriation and misappropriation. “The same thing”, if you will. But all this absurdity is just implying a level of absurdity of the original exaggeration of the misappropriation referring to the “fucked up shit”. Just think, man.
I hope I’ve sent you on your way to engaging in intelligent conversations someday.
P.S. Sorry if there are typos, I’m on my third shot of 151.
P.P.S. People like you are why I majored in Engineering.
Blah blah blah. What is your point?
not ALL indian, yeesh.
So true about white people being impressed that you can rap, whether your joking or serious, they find it amusing and funny. And i can say from personal experience, if your a girl that does it, guys (all different types, from all different walks of life) get turned on for some reason (whether im joking or serious, im usually joking). For some reason this has scored me dates with white men. Oh, and double your chance of scoring with the guy if you propose a free-flow battle.
Hey uh, Smokinword. I noticed all of the large and uncommon words in your post. I also noticed how many of them are misspelled and/or misused. I also noticed a a lack of respect for the rules of grammar. 14 misspelled words, 3 words used in the wrong context and a dozen or so odd grammar errors?! However, I do realize that you are merely trying to manipulate the English language in order to overstate your intelligence.
It is with this in mind that I proudly announce the thing that white people like #149:
Using the biggest word or the most words possible!
White people always like to use the biggest word possible, or the most words in response to any type of query. In order to do this you aren’t required to know the spelling, pronunciation, or meaning of the word, but only the first and last letters. With these letters the rest of said word can be approximated without reproach, since another white person will never reprimand you for your error in public, unless you are both trying to sleep with the same girl. A typical example of this difference is as follows:
Black conversation
Black person #1: “Are you hungry?”
Black person #2: “Naw.”
Giggly white people:(whispers) “Did you hear #2?! He said naw! OMG! ROFL! Naw isn’t a word!”
White conversation
White person #1: “Are you hungry?”
White person #2: “Well…I’m not entirely positive. I had a ravenous appetite earlier in the day, but then my and my companions stopped downtown at this small establishment with great hummus! We had a swell time recanting memories of our childhood years over a few slices of garlicky pita, but I’ve been having a bit of gastrointestinal discomfort ever since. You know what? I think I’ll just consume a small amount of tabouli when I get home instead. I can’t even think of masticating without some Maalox or Milk of Magnesia beforehand.”
Black people: Walked away after positive.
Whenever you ask a white person a question, he/she will assume you want an answer sufficient to base a book on. This also includes answers for yes/no questions, which usually come with explanations for the said white persons choice. This may be because white people always want to know why things happened, no matter how irrelevant the answer. Some well established universities will even pay other white people six or seven figures a year to wonder and be wrong about why stuff happened.
No definite conclusion has been reached on this odd overuse of language, but some scientists believe that it is a mating related phenomena that relays fitness and desire to reproduce, similar to the whine of a female mosquitos wings. Also, like a mosquitos wings, if you are in close proximity to a white person when they are doing this, it is ANNOYING AS HELL!
pardon me, I meant #116
So, am I to understand that you are under the impression that I am a white person? Because that’s my understanding. Otherwise I would appreciate an explination as to why you felt it necessary to post an entire diatribe addressing my response with a post of your own regarding how white people love to misuse and abuse “big” words. It would seem according to your post that only white people are guilty enough of said act to warrant the addition of #116 to things white people like. I’ve known plenty of people from plenty of backrounds who make habit of using words innapropriately. No group is exempt. And I am known to occasionally misuse a word, however i fail to see an instance of your accusation in my post. Perhaps if i offer some definitions it would help clear up any misunderstandings.
this first one you should be familiar with
Harangue
1. a scolding or a long or intense verbal attack; diatribe.
2. a long, passionate, and vehement speech, esp. one delivered before a public gathering.
3. any long, pompous speech or writing of a tediously hortatory or didactic nature; sermonizing lecture or discourse.
Proselytize
1. To induce someone to convert to one’s own religious faith.
2. To induce someone to join one’s own political party or to espouse one’s doctrine.
Granted used in a more religious context, i was using the word in the context of the second definition.
Appropriation
2 : to take or make use of without authority or right —ap·pro·pri·a·tion/ noun
Misappropriation – from Misappropriate
. to put to a wrong use.
they may sound like the same concept but in different contexts (i.e. historical, social, cultural) there are significant differences.
Ok well, any other words that may have been misunderstood i am going to leave to typos and i hope we are all intelligent to decipher their intended meanings.
I would also like to throw out that i did add at the end of my post an apology for typos.
Equality seems to be the word of the decade, make that endless years passed. I lose time of the years, many people want what the white person SEEMS to have but all those that want it have nothing but disdane for the white population. Is that irony or stupidity? I lose track. I In my opinion oppression of ‘minorities’ is not paramount in anyones minds least of all white people, with the exception of the mindless. White people have the majority vote as an example the recent election.
It is seen that the white people ‘have it all’ and other races want this. The white population as they are perceived did not get where they are by accident maybe if the people who wanted what white people SEEM to have understood how white people got it they would stop bitching about the details and go get what they so desire. Try not to use slavery and killing of Native Americans in the argument if you see fit to respond, lets talk about the years you have been alive. I am tired of “my grandparents and their folks” recital.
I see a lot of white people subject to mockery and disdain as resentment for what you lack in your life with the white person held responsible. As a white person I am tired of being held responsible for any person that feels they have shortcomings.
This comment is in response to ‘No Sleep’ below.
‘No Sleep’ I suggest you see a doctor for insomnia. It can have an effect on your cognitive abilities.
Now that we have the technical stuff out of the way i would just like to point out that the only person who responded to my post in an attempt to challenge my contention (senorred) was apparently drinking 151. And in an interesting attempt, simply rearranged much of my post to prove a point that I am, to the best of my understanding of the ugly remains of my own mutilated post, simply guilty of committing the same act of which i am accusing others. Interesting point, a little “I’m rubber your glue-ish” for my tastes. However, I’m not against introspection. Yet i still fail to see how this post offers much contribution to the “intelligent conversation” he/she wishes for me to have someday… perhaps i will have an intelligent conversation someday if someone feels so inclined to join me and can actually deliver.
Stan…whats my point? really? I’m not going to reiterate my point because it seems to have gone over your head. Im not a teacher, i have no obligations to those who can’t keep up.
No Sleep – Seems you put some thought into your post. The effort is appreciated even if the product is not. The fact that you appear to have assumed that i am a white person opens a whole can of worms of assumptions and implications that i really dont feel like getting into at this time.
Also perhaps if you had taken half that brain power and time to reflect upon the MESSAGE of my post as you did on the typos and grammar, you may have managed to muster up a post with some productive contribution to this discussion i seem to be having with myself, and to some extent my intoxicated doppelganger. take a nap and try again, although seems like you have a future writting for stuff white people like.
and just cause i can ill play the internet game for a moment
Senorred – maybe someday you can engineer yourself an original comment
No sleep – go to bed, it’s past your bed time, Grown ups are trying to talk.
🙂
btw, i know my typing sucks, anyone else wanna say somn bout it?
Sasha-
Intereesting post thanks for engaging.
I agree that personal responsibilty definately plays in on the subject of equality and “getting what white people have”, to an extent.
However, a lifetime is not enough time to overcome eons of social and cultural constructs. If it were i believe that the dispairity of poor and underprivilaged communities would not be so stacked against minorities. This is not to say that there arent those who lack ambition or conviction to obtain what they want. But as i said before, this applies to all groups and no individual is exempt. And i refuse to believe that minorities are somehow predisposed disproporionately to this condition.
So yes personal accountability and responsibility can help contrinute to success, but it is not the only ingredient.
Also the slavery innequality discussion is not likely to end because you or others find it uncomfortable or irrelevent. Fact of the matter is it is still very relevant, and will continue to be so for quite some time yet. Ignoring the subject will not make it go away or excuse us from its consequences.
Vague i know, but this is not a venue for extended social cultural historical discourse. And perhaps i should stop because i am not willing to subject myself to the headache i would most certainly acquire. but thanks for engaging a dialogue that had substance.
Peace
I am tired of the excuses Whoopi Goldberg has never seen slavery neither has Denzel Washingto or Obama, Samuel Jackson, Morgan Freeman, Lawrence Fishburne, Oprah, Tyra Banks, Star Jones, any African American athelete such as Koby Bryant , OJ Simpson, Shaquille O’Neal, Tiger Woods the list is endless. Singers Beyonce, Diana Ross, Donna Summer, Etta James. Condeleezza Rice. Puff Daddy, JZ, Fifty cent.
If anything minorities that are not represented are the Asian and Hispanic races in the media, they seem to be quiet in their quest to be heard. There are of course other nationalities I have not listed.
I have made my point the list streams into the thousands of successful people I do not find it irrelevent or uncomfortable to discuss do not presume to know how I feel I will tell you, I am just plain sick of it. There are many other races with famous and successfull people I have just listed the African American people mostly becuase African Americans are the people most vocal. The most vocally challenging. I celebrate our differences I respect all races but I do not know in how many ways to say white people are not to blame for the short comings of other races. No more than Obama is to blame for Mc Cain not getting voted in that is just what the voting majority wanted. I see equality if these people have achieved what they have in their life time what is the EXCUSE of so many others? Not everyone can be famous but they can make a success of their lives without trying to drag white peope down. This is my argument take RESPONSIBILITY for who you are and what you become blaming the seemingly successful person or hating the most seemingly popular person is pure ignorance. It is about time equality worked in every way not just manipulated to suit the individual.
I am aware Condeleezza Rice is not a singer I was typing slower than my thoughts.
Excuse me.
S
This one is stupid….
Sasha–
I totally disagree with you. Just because some black people have achieved celebrity status does not mean everyone else has it as easy (or is willing to work that hard). I attend a public high school that is about half black, half white students. Let me tell you, there is NO WAY that the rich, white students who are in the higher level classes (and get the better teachers!) are actually the most intelligent. I have been in good classes and bad classes, and in the lower level classes it is much, much harder to be engaged by the material. The teachers tend to be unoriginal and uninspiring, and teach the subject matter in simplistic, condescending ways. It is harder to remain motivated in one of those classes, and hard to advance to a higher level. Kids are tracked into classes starting at 10 or something ridiculous. So, can you blame a 10-year-old when, 8 years later, she is unable to attend a good college? Of course not.
I think that anyone can succeed to the highest degree if that person works really, really hard. But, rich people (and rich people tend to be white people) do not have to work hard at all to achieve to a moderate degree.
Also, I think that racial roles are hard to escape. It’s much easier to conform than to try something new. So when your racial role is disinterested, underachieving thug it is much harder to break away from that and be a neurosurgeon.
I realize I am relying heavily on stereotypes, and I’d like to be clear that I think do not that stereotypes indicate intelligence or character. This is really a case of a flawed society that makes the system we have still not offer equal opportunity. I hope in the next fifty years this changes.
So many opinions, so much conflict. Seeing stuff like this… gotta love this country XD
Look, let me preface this by saying something: I’m white. If you’re are going to spread racial slurs across this page or complain about how I don’t understand, fine. That’s your choice. However, I do have something to say: I’ve been reading the discourse between Sasha and others and I have this to say: Interesting point, however it fails to talk about a basic social construct. We will break it down in to givens: Given 1: In a neo-capitalist society, the easiest way to become rich is to be born into a rich family. Lower socio-economic standing makes it much more difficult if you are aiming for a white-collar job because public schools have their funding slashed continually, and an increasingly powerful and encroaching teacher’s union restricts the learning environment. This is race-neutral and is simple statistical fact: if you are born poor, chances are against you for dying rich. Given 2: The social construct we are currently trying to legislate our way out of is a system of racial stratification. Asian and Hispanic ethnicities do not fall into this category because their socio-economic standing depends on different variables, such as work visas. However, the African-American population is in a conundrum. Statistically, African Americans are born into lower social classes than most other races. This is a combination of multiple factors, independent variables unable to be controlled by the individual. So our second given is that blacks statistically are born into lower social classes.
My Inevitable Conclusion?
If we link these two factors together, we see the effects: a lower social class of African Americans struggling to rise on the economic ladder. However, their benefits are cut because of lower income rates. This generates a culture which is self-deprecating, and which leads to anti-intellectualism on some levels to validate concerns about the rising socio-economic racial quandary. My conclusion is this: it is not fair to say that the African-American community should “Get their act together”. Intermittent racism in the pre-Civil Rights era caused the quandary that I have explained above. It is not their fault, at least completely that the status quo of their population has less of an opportunity for success, and therefore generates a cultural backlash towards it.
you really should have just whacked off dude
Mediterranean peoples include Greeks, (Southern) Italians, Southern Spain, Libyans, Morracans, Algerians etc. Well, can’t spell all those countries, but Northern Africa and Southern Europe have mixed it up since Phoenician times.
Hitler liked the idea of an Empire, and commanding Roman foot soldiers. Made him feel nostalgic and glorious. He killed lots of Italian Jews and Gypsies.
He didn’t get them all, strange old ladies with black stockings, mostly held up by rubber bands emigrated to America, somehow. They used their combined super powers of Malocha to put the evil eye on Hitler. The sneakiness of old ladies is totally cross-cultural. They have their ways.
Even Hitler was more Heinz-57 then he wanted to believe.
You’re beyond white. You’re a tight-ass cracka!
good post
you need to read more
yo this is the funniest fuckin website ahahhahaha i love this shit, keep up the good work
We should put a bullet in the head of anyone who throws up a gang sign. There is nothing cool or funny about gangs.
Seriously, realize it’s funny, and stop trying to sound smart.
You’re kidding right? You have to be because no one can use the term “anti-intellectualism” seriously. Awesome blog too.
Well I think this blog is just fun. However, “Many truths have been spoken in jest.” William S
He was an intellectual but you know what I have found is that if a person has a curiosity about the world and their surroundings, they will overcome many of the cultural and economic boundaries that have hindered them. Some of our greatest scientists, authors and minds are represented by minorities. And the truth is that whites will be a minority in the not too distant future.
asdf
Come on now; you can’t really be ignorant of the fact that being Jewish is not just a creed like Christianity independant of ethnicity.
Throughout history, certain peoples who either descent from the original Semitic jews or from the tribes who converted centuries ago have been associated with Judaism, hence recognisable Jewish features, accents in the language of whatever country they are in, and food.
Now in America, all this time later, Jews have become more or less accepted by mainstream white America and are more than happy to forget the past, but it was not too long ago they were not allowed in many establishments along with black people. And they were known by appearance and mannerism.
Now that they are so white that comments like yours are possible, many are fine with joining the finger-pointing majority and getting nervous when a Middle-Easterner for instance is in line with them at the airport.
How quickly you forget.
Talib Kweli!
WHITE PEOPLE ALWAYS WANT TO TALK TO ME WHEN I WEAR MY MOS DEF TEESHIRT OR I WEAR MY HAIR NATURAL, BEING SURE TO MENTION HOW BEAUTIFUL MY ‘CROWNING GLORY’ IS AND ATTEMPT TO TOUCH MY HAIR. THIS IS A MAJOR NO-NO WHITE PEOPLE.
I don’t care about black people or white people and their issues. If you’ve got issues, deal with them. If you don’t like your position, accept the realities or try to make a change. Excuses, racism and anger will make your life worse.
Haha! Tell me about it… Why do I constantly get stopped on the street when I wear my Afro Hello Kitty t-shirt? People have literally yelled at me across the street to tell me they liked my shirt. Seriously… it’s not that serious.
And may I add, why is it that certain white people feel the need to “talk black” to me? For example, recently I was working in an artist’s studio when a guy came up and asked me “what’s poppin?” he then proceeded to give me “some dap” and repeatedly used slang for the rest of the time I was in the room whenever he addressed me, as if I can’t speak plain english or I’d think he was cool because he thought he was “down”.
I hope he stayed up all night thinking about it and feeling sick to his stomach because he made himself look like such a fool. Next time I see him I’m going to look him straight in the face so I can laugh to myself when he quickly averts his eyes.
I love saying rap lyrics with proper enunciation. an I think it’s hilarious.
Too funny! I hear people do that all the time and it makes me laugh! I just stand there looking at them thinking, is that really necessary to carry on the conversation?
I like those WRONG KIND OF WHITE PEOPLE!!!
STAY WRONG ……………
IT”S FUN !!!!
This is scarily accurate. I’m afraid I misjudged this blog when I first heard about it; it’s insightful, hilarious, and jaw-droppingly comprehensive.
guess I lose this one too…. don’t know any
We also can’t forget how white people love adopting religious beliefs of other countries to make them feel unique. Buddhism and Kabbalah come to mind in particular (thought of this when you said the part about the european/japanese clothing)
As long as the wrong kinda white person isn’t going around burning crosses and lynching people. Nice blog.
I wonder when this guy is gonna put up “Arguing on the Internet” as something white people love to do.
LOL
this entry made me think of boyz in the hood by dynamite hack
Dear SmokinWord,
I was not trying to engage in an “intellectual conversation”. What you call “intellectualism”, I call “mental masturbation”. There are places to discuss serious issues, and none of them are on stuffwhitepeoplelike.com.
Just relax pumpkin, you’re killing my buzz 🙂
Love,
senorred
y’all are cute 🙂
People do that? Weird, dude.
I mean, I’ve had preschoolers want to pull my curls, but I thought you grew out of hair-touching after that. Maybe it’s like people thinking they have the right to touch pregnant womens’ bellies in public.
what’s poppin?
LOL! We’re laughing so hard at the delicious dry irony from the commenters. We adore your site. Keep up the great work. It’s beguiling.
that was whack yo.
‘Also perhaps if you had taken half that brain power and time to reflect upon the MESSAGE of my post as you did on the typos and grammar, you may have managed to muster up a post with some productive contribution to this discussion i seem to be having with myself, and to some extent my intoxicated doppelganger.’
Can you say, run on sentence? … if he took half the brain power he used on his typos and grammar he would understand your post less not more. You talk a lot, but don’t say much.
I beg to differ, condy is a great singer.
for real bitches and homies… We are so good with our hip hop references said with perfect English pronunciation.
HA! I love this one.
my dad refers to all of my jewelry as bling. i tried to explain to him the difference but it’s no use. He also refers to “bouncing” which apparently means hanging out with your friends. he tries.
Ha that made me chuckle.
I am so (proudly) guilty of this but am at least one of the “good” white people who is fully aware of how ludicrous (and therefore hilarious) it is for a white girl to be saying “Fo Shizzle” after being asked “So, will I see you at the homeschool meeting tomorrow night?”
And hell, let’s face it: when white people were left up to our own devices to create slang we ended up with the whole Valley Girl debacle. That shit still gives me nightmares.
Word… make letters and shit yo…
HAHA!!
Thats even worse than parent texting. 🙂 they try so hard…
Whatever happened to imitation being the highest form of flattery?
Don’t get why it’s a bad thing. Funny blog though.
ah yes, that was pretty good. here’s one, i’m black and sometimes i break into KC and Jo Jo renditions of Radiohead, Flaming Lips, or Bjork songs. Its kills my white friends everytime. I make them pay me.
This crap is hilarious but sadly true, I love it!
My Mom is actually the worst and its daaammmnnnn funny. She is the mother of 5 kids and when we are bugging her she will say,
“You all need to get up off my grill (or jizock)”
she lives in Ohio.
It makes me laugh and laugh and laugh….
THIS is where we stand…
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/02/27/recession-wonderful-times-for-street-meat-wagons/
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Hrm I hope you have listed the show “Scrubs” in this list! This entry among others makes me think of it.
sooo true! i don’t think i know a white person that doesn’t love scrubs!
I fucking hate scrubs and I hate hiphop after going to a Dead Prez concert – they said ‘All my n’s in the house say whaaaat’ and a sea of white people proceeded to bark like dogs. How demoralising.
True that, my brother.
this whole site is making me very aware of the colour of my skin.does my skin colour dictate what is acceptable for me to openly enjoy?and i fucking love scrubs
Hip-Hop Sucks!
aaaah, i do this. hahahahaha oops
reason enough to never move to nyc
it’s talib kweli
Holy crap, I’ve been doing the announcer voice/rap lyrics for years, had no idea anyone else did this.
Also super hilarious? Singing gangsta rap swing-style
It has lots of layers of profundit. They need to be saved.
its art
uhm. my ex still does this. its funny and pathetic
There is also the tendency to use hip hop lyrics as slangy phrases.
Example: “Hit me up style with some of that”, or in response to a positive comment, “sexy, CAN I!”.
Demoralizing to who? I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Me = White and not offended one bit! Me and one of my best friends from high school recite rap lyrics with perfect English ALL the time when we get to hang out. And we’re in our 30’s!
We have another name for Wiggers ,Interlopers.They think there impressing everybody by representing hip hop In the nice peaceful and safe white communities that they live in.There stupid white punk parents are also partly to blame.
I believe the words you are looking for are “they’re” and “their.”
This website is great…
Here’s another hilarious website you should take a look at: http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
yo brotha, his name is spelled talib kweli.
The only white dude that has “bruhman” credentials is Michael Rappaport.
i couldn’t agree more
Couldn’t have said it better myself. That’s all I thought as I read that comment.
I’ve never walked up to any male classmate and touched their hair — maybe because a black kid did that to me a few times in kindergarten and I’ve always remembered how strange it felt. Why was my hair supposed to be so fascinating, anyway?
I’m also a hoary whory studio musician who played on a lot of 90s hiphop albums. The best way to do the work unobtrusively and be asked back was to sound casual in your own voice without pandering — the exact opposite of reciting hiphop slang in a prissy voice. We used to pointedly ignore it when a midwestern white label rep would come to a rehearsal or session and try to insert *y’all* into their scripted remarks about demographics.
man, that picture is so douchey.
Clearly Lucy is The Right Kind of White People:
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/12/99-grammar/
I’d like to rip goku’s head off, that picture is staining my monitor.
While I’m in class… my computer is making $$$$
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I HATe hip-hop… and rap.
listen whadda about Ali G, now he’s a brotha, brotha from westside uk,
This one was weak. Word up!
http://www.beabetterproducer.com
I wonder how funny it would be if I was to, say, ummm… write a blog/book about the ridiculous stuff black people absolutely love… Like white women and $50,000 cars while living in low-income housing, and throwing up real gang signs in pictures because after all, we all know shooting 7 year old kids with stray bullets in a drive-by is so fucking hip. We just wanna be like you. Word up. Yeah yeah, I know, I’m a racist.
Outta curiosity, is this like a Pacific Northwest thing? Because I’m from the East Coast and White dudes don’t get down like that over there. I’ve read nearly all these posts and I admit that there is some funny shit on here… but goddamn some of this is a stretch and seems to be more of a seattle phenomenom rather than nationwide. And I’m Sicialin and Jew so get off my dick. White people in Seattle are by far the strangest breed of trendy dick suckers I’ve ever met. Detroit, Philly, Brooklyn, Jersey… This shit wouldn’t fly over there. I pretty much hate white people too, but unfortunately, my lack of melanin forces me to be on the recieving of this garbage all the time. White people suck for being such lames, and black people suck for perpetuating the nonsense with bullshit like this. One word; Holocaust. Blow me.
I have a question… if something like 98% of record sales are comprised of white american youth shouldn’t they be allowed to use all they slang they want without being ridiculed for it? I mean, no one makes fun of those stupid fucking clothes and ice grills that all the rappers buy with their white fans’ money… and furthermore, dem bruthas aint even givin’ back to the community… nope, they just go and fuck white girls, make more ridiculous songs for white people to buy and then mimic, and then rile all of you up as if you got shafted on your piece of the pie. Stop whining, start putting your voice over an obnoxious beat with a pitch-transposer, say something completely ignorant and distasteful and soon you’ll be spending the white man’s money too. Trust me, they’ll buy it… you’ll laugh all they way to the bank and I will still have to deal with this bullshit in the streets.
All I wanna know is this; Who’s more ignorant? The ones who can’t speak english correctly, or the ones who pretend to sound like an idiot because its “hip”… I mean, its something to think about. One word; Holocaust. Blow me.
Yeah, I typo’d Sicilian. Whatever. Blow me. I heard this blog was written by a white guy…
I can’t wait to punch you.
I stand behind this comment regardless of who is writing the blog. Can someone please explain this expensive car/home in the projects phenomenon to me?
It comes from lack of patiece and the need to prove something. It’s not that they want to live in the projects its just sociecty has tought them that clothes and a nice car determines thier status. Then a house comes in the picture when the right white women with good credit comes along or they get luck not getting caught by police dealing drugs. Then they can invest, dress like white people and live like they never were drug dealers.
I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE, who only WASTE their money on things like Hip Hop-to-English / English-to-Hip Hop dictionaries.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
http://thepighasacurlytail.wordpress.com/million-dollar-fund/
I was thinking the same thing, and the beauty part is that the Internet is the one bastion of free speech. Write a blog about the ridiculous spending habbits of urban blacks, or the living situation adopted by most mexicans… You can offend whoever you want, just don’t preach hate and you’re golden. I’m fairly certain this blog here is written by a white Jew – it’s got that subtle vein of guilt, and we all know Jews are funnier than blacks, Asians, or mexicans.
Freedomhaters.org has another really hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like.
Their entrees include, Madame Curie, Blackface, and The Music of Easter Island. I highly recommend checking it out here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
How do you feel about Palin leaving office? Melancholy?
Yes. That’s why his name is Christian. Because he’s Jewish.
duh. effin duh. What Jewish parent names a child Christian? duh!
Fucking douchebag.
White people certainly do not like Fred from Youtube, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it
http://lincolnsaysuncool.wordpress.com/2009/07/23/lincoln-says-uncool-fred/
shut the hell dude
ugh. cant stand the term “wigger”
not racist? white + ni@@er = wigger
I’ve never met anyone that liked when white ppl said shit like that its annoying.
I partially agree with you about having expensive cars and living in public housing. Thats just utterly ridiculous to me. I also agree with you about glorifying crime. (i’m black). This is where steryotyping comes into the picture. Most blacks don’t behave like that. But dude get serious if you hate whites and black and your white yourself then who exactly do you like. And i live on the east coast too. Though some of it is a stretch its just humor. Don’t get your panties in a bunch. If you don’t like it don’t read it.
This stuff does happen on the East Coast but it’s mostly college students.
Nerdfighters 😀
For shizzle, this post raises the roof, yo. You are my homey for real! BFF? Dude, you are on fire. I read your posts all the time to get my laugh-on before writing at http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com
Is anyone else totally sick of this guy?
Yeah, lame spammer is lame.
I heard comments by racist whites and blacks about Latinos are the “light n*gg*rs”, the portrayal of Hispanic street gang culture reminds white people of black street gangs. Nowadays, you have white wannabe gangs (think of Jamie Kennedy on “Malibu’s Most wanted”) unable to survive a day in Watts, Florence, Crenshaw/Adams or Pico/Union. +
And his last name is Hitler? Yikes…at least it’s Lander. It’s a stage name like the 1920s era Hollywood celebrities had English surnames to mask their ethnic heritage, esp. if they are Jews. Today, having an ethnic last name is a commodity in Hollywood, except Jessica Alba goes on the “I’m not Latina” when in fact she is Hispanic…and gold blonde Christina Aguilera is part of the Hispanic trend of the late 90s. +
mimi, may I ask what race are you? One lesson on the internet: I CAN”T TELL IF YOU’RE white or black, let alone a male or female. You can lie about your age to make yourself feel better 😉
SCAM. SPAM. CRAP. Take it to the Bridge…or the course. Soon to be a common way among trendy white hipsters to say “STFU” or “GTFO”, though Justin Timberlake sang this like 4 years ago. +
tom (where’s Eric?) the problem is these white kids have a race identity crisis. You thought Michael Jackson was really unable to stay in one color, how about the likes of a college student I knew in junior college 6 years ago? A white kid does his Ali G-style attitude and was a pest in a writing class. The professor who’s from Jamaica (and she’s African descent) was educated in the time it was British ruled and her two daughters/two sons are college-educated. Now you got reality drama: life unscripted. LOL +
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And don’t have the token female mod. appointed admin. ban you before you can “sorry, I promise to be good”. She’s not your moM but a mod. and not your wife but an admin. This is her job, a workplace and fraternizing with members is gonna get her banned (some boards are seriously ran like that). +
Now this is funny: It’s 5AM, do you know where your kids are? +
His links to his own lame (and poorly read) site are rather tiresome and wack one feels.
i like to drink cat urine!
Hello everybody, I am the asshole using enigmas name to type ignorant nonsense. I know I am a dumbass, but I can’t help myself. If you happen to see enigmas name talking garbage, just disregard it. I am a dumbass, needle dick bitch with no life using other peoples name in vain. I apologize to all.
Ehem, a word from the minority:
I love how you say it’s ok for self aware whites to do shit like that. In reality it’s only funny for white kids who see these photos on facebook.
It shows to kids of color how pathetic you guys are. It makes us laugh/shake our heads at how throwing “respectful self-aware” gang signs is the most authentic experience you will ever have of hip-hop culture.
Hehehe.
But please, don’t stop your wigger fun (yep, that’s right I’m calling all ya’ll wiggers) on my account.
Your photos bring countless amounts of joy to our faces.
Remember though: while your friends are laughing with you, we are laughing AT you.
Peace. 😀
Kind of reminds me of the way black hip hop mega-stars always idolize “the mafia”. I mean: Don’t they know that guys in the mafia absolutely HATE black people. They’re famous for it.
But watch MTV Cribs, and you’ll see that black hip hop stars always have the full DVD set of Sopranos, The Godfather, etc. They idolize the mob. Seems like Alan Dershowitz having a collection of Nazi paraphernalia, and being a fan of old time film reels of German political speeches.
And here, we have whites who want to idolize the murderous “thug life”.
Bizarre.
I think little boys are gods gift to nature
put alil love in your heart
😉
“Twaleb Kwali”, honestly, I never heard of that one ..
I agree with you. I am white however. I do feel that wigger is just as offensive as the n word. Really what is the definition of wigger? It means a wanna be n.Still very disrespectful to the black race. I don’t even know how the hell I am sitting here reading this crap.
i like to drink cat urine too!!!
I think little boys are gods gift to nature also…I love it when they put their lil dicks in my ass.
Talib Kweli
i hope you realize you’re just perpetuating a greating disconnect between whites and everyone else by saying this.. stupid fucking minority.. you’re keeping you’reself on the bottom by rejecting white acceptance.. so fuck, enjoy being a second class citizen, its your own fault for having so few working brain cells.
Just read another riotous parody of Stuff White People Like at FreedomHaters.org.
Their SWL entries include: Sickle Cell Anemia, A Thesaurus, and the IFC sketch group The Whitest Kids U Know. Had me in stitches!
I recommend checking it here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/once-again-yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
Oh nice good post you made yourself appear to not belong to either side of the argument. You are definitely not one of ‘those’ white people. Seriously, don’t post with your intelligent anecdotes. Just be an idiot on your own time.
Nice, that would just make you a racist. But to save you some face we could just pass it of as classism. White acceptance isnt a necessity to achieving success. Look at FUBU or Timberland. You belong in the website that should have been created. “Stuff White People Like: The Redneck and Trailer Trash Edition”. Go watch 4 football games at a time before you pop in your next made for DVD Larry the cable guy movie. Suck on deez nuts cracka.
Thank you very much every article on here just makes me more and more mad. Yeah i may be white, and i may like a few of these things or find it a little funny. When o read each article and they start with “White People” I am very offeneded. Especially with the one that says it is impossible to have more then 5 black friends. The only reason I am still reading this crap is because i have to for my english class. I may be white but i do not agree or do more then half of this crap, i think they should not have this website at all its bull.
Then why do this at all and waste yours and everyone else’s time by being disgusting and obnoxious? Why even post as someone else just be your self, no matter what other people think.
sorry, Timberland is a white owned company, they actually had an e-mail circulating about 5+ years ago about how black people shouldn’t purchase their wears, and that the CEO was a member of the klan. Its ok, you tried.
yeah man. yr borin us dude!
I am too.
bc it’s hilarious!
It was incredible. I smoked weed and kept this one finger up for almost an hour!” hahahaha
Uhm, all Desiree did was summarize the article in her own words. C.Lander said the same shit. YOU would have more working brain cells if you weren’t such a racist jackass.
BTW white acceptance will never happen unless you white people stop exploiting the home countries of America’s minorities. Centuries of oppression cannot be forgiven that easily.
People don’t know what REAL music is. I’m not saying hip hop isn’t music, because it is, but you I’ll bet if you take a survey a good majority of the white kids in middle class suburbs listen to “hip hop” and other top 40/club music. Reasons why they listen to it is because it’s cool and/or the song has a politcal message – they feel to connected to black people. Um, you can find that in any genre. What’s worse is that they don’t listen to any other genre since the people who aren’t black don’t have the “history and face ENOUGH discrimination” like the black dude sittin’ next to me. Get over yourself – even I have to admit I like hip hop, but it’s nothing special. Yea, the 1990s and late 80s were good, but now – sheesh. I keep listening and listening and wondering what the fuck makes it SO cool. I found nada. Call me elitist, but hip hop is overrated. I like it, but I as least have an open mind take it for what it is Next genre – blues. That’s REAL talent and music.
i have my moments, but i always feel stupid and unfunny if i don’t act like a stereotype white guy
Yes, they should totally censor free speech simply because you, The Grand Master of the World, don’t find it funny. The author is trying to be ironic and facetious, yet the point is lost on you. Keep going to school, maybe one day you’ll get a sense of humor.
Again, the point is lost on you. Hot Hand Luke was using Enigma’s name to pretend he was Enigma and post ridiculous things. Now Enigma has used Hot Hand Luke’s name to inform everyone that Hot Hand Luke is posing as him and posting these things. Do me a favor and don’t post anything else, you just look more naive every time.
So it’s acceptable for me, as a white person, to dress like a European? Being European I find that comforting. Clothes are expensive, and anyway US stores never deliver to us, so I don’t have much choice.
i dress like a european cuz i beleive it shows how i truly am. so if u cant handle that then i guess im just waaaaaaaaaayyy to gangster for your cracker bitch asses. so put that on your cock and suck it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH WUT?????????
I hate u!!!!!!!!!! WHERE R U FROM???????????? NAZI LAND????????????? FUCKIN HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe that reference is of Timberland the rapper not the shoe company. Wow! Talk about being disconnected. How about instead of minorities trying to connect and assimilate to the white culture you all try to connect to the minorities?
It obviously bothers an ageing nazi like you…
It’s Timbaland, guy.
Hey, Home. This shit is dope, yo. You be rocking the ironic white boy flavour. Word.
Us whites do this to show our disdain for this genre of music. By monotonously reciting these lyrics, we have the golden opportunity to show contempt for two things at once; blacks who produce the music and sub-whites who enjoy it.
I’d be more inclined to believe that if you were in possession of a widely popular tongue-in-cheek website relating to Caucasion tendencies of your very own. That aside anyone notice how the author of this entry didn’t use the word “black” even once? Talk about playing it safe.
For a white person to talk like a hip-hop artist straight from da’ hood, it makes him “educated”.
For a black person to do the same, he’s a “criminal”.
And for a white person to talk like a country/western artist, he’s an “uneducated hick”.
Now what’s wrong with this picture? Racial stereotypes, that’s what.
beige race on November 8, 2009 at 2:25 pm
For a white person to talk like a hip-hop artist straight from da’ hood, it makes him “educated”.
For a black person to do the same, he’s a “criminal”.
And for a white person to talk like a country/western artist, he’s an “uneducated hick”.
Now what’s wrong with this picture? Racial stereotypes, that’s what.
“For a white person to talk like a hip-hop artist straight from da’ hood, it makes him “educated”.
lol not likely
Yes, and in some cases, it’s very funny, because most of these seem to be true. But they aren’t. Not all white people do these things. It just so happens, that certain white people did them, and the observer thought it was unusual or hilarious and pointed out that ALL white people do them. It is just not so. Particularly when you can see that most everyone, white people included like to be known for their individuality and style, and that no one would really be caught dead doing the same things over and over again.
Maybe Jonny, but if you had the balls, you could just come right out and say it. After your first ass kicking, you’d probably give up your cowardly game. Also, you ignorant prick, it’s “We” whites, not “Us”.
Jonny, I apologize. Sometimes it’s so hard to get this damned Prozac bottle opened…
All “hipsters” (for whom the author writes about) do these things. It is actually more hilarious that he nails the Urban White people so well. I find myself reading it and thinking this guy is probably the hippest of them all cause he knows everything.
But for a black person to talk like a country/western artist it makes him funny.
Article actually wasn’t stupid until he said it was only okay for a white person to refer to hip-hop in jest.
This guy is obvious an awkward outsider and needs to get out more.
Big fan, love this site!
Another great site to check out is http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
I feel as tho you are all thinking way too hard about being cool. As for reciting rap lyrics enunciating every syllable ehhh maybe from time to time would draw some laughs but anyone “throwing fake gang signs” is a fucking retard.
That’s because it’s impossible not to sound stupid talking like a country/western artist. It applies to all races…
ok im a white girl and rap/ hip hop is my favorite kind of music so i dont kno wat u talkin about
this is absolutely hilarious, i cannot count the amount of times ive pronounced every syllable and over pronounced ‘r’s and “ing” sounds in slang just for some cheap laughs. classic.
this girl is probably seen as the “wrong type” of white person from her spelling of “wat” and “kno”.
Beano, shut up already
word to my white friends.
thanks for puttin a nigga up on reisling and rei.
Love it!
I’d also suggest taking a look at http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
This guy is one of those f-ing hipsters who thinks he is less ignorant than his white hipster friends. WHEN HE IS A WHITE PERSON MAKING MONEY OFF THE SUBJECT OF RACE. also he’s 5 years behind intellectual white people gave up on hiphop with caucasian inflection now the spend all their time pretending to like lil’ wayne.
Hip Hop was never a black thing. It was supposed to be the cultural uplifting of a poor community in the Bronx. Even though it was started mainly by black people like Kool Herc you can’t say that it is uniquely black because it was never meant to be that way. Even today the hip hop community is a world wide thing and doesn’t revolve around talking like you’re uneducated or being black or Puerto Rican. You can’t “appropriate” hip hop being it isn’t racially exclusive and it never was. Hell you can’t even really argue that a lot of present day rappers are hip hop conscious when all a lot of them do is associate being hip hop with being a thug when in reality hip hop was used as a means to keep kids off the streets rather than tell them its cool. Also Kanye West is an insult to black people, is not a rapper, and sure as hell isn’t hip hop.
What a very white thing to say!
talib kweli, bitch
HORSE SHIT.
Hey fuck it what does race matter? I come across this site and all the comments and im wondering who the fuck gives a fuck to even write seriously or read seriously about this shit? If im talking to any white, black, mexican or whatever color person in real life, the topic of “what this race likes” would automatically be considered stupid and childish because its based on stereotypes.
“the wrong type of white person” According to who, motherfucka? Obviously you can say according to the upper class white people or just snobbish self centered white people or really any white person immature enough to think this is funny or any white person who feels they must act stereotypically white in any situation. But I live my life, I make all my decisions according to me. If I do something “white” its because thats what my family does or thats how I was brought up.
Gowork in actual labor fields like in plants, or construction, contracting, electric out in , painting, etc. None of these people regardless of their race would care much about this topic. These are real people.
But what about Eminem? He is white, and amazing; alot of his stuff isn’t my cup of tea, but he is very good none the less.
Lighten up pal. Stereotypes are something that shouldn’t be ignored for the sake of trying not to offend.
I’m white and take no offence by this whatsoever, in fact some of it describes me perfectly and for that, even though that might attract a bit of ridicule (I’m not a wigger!) I still find it amusing.
Go to the people who don’t know who they are, who are lost from the knowledge of themselves and who are strangers in a land that is not theirs. Go to these people. Go to the slaves. Go to the second-class citizens. Go to the ones who are suffering the brunt of Caesar’s brutality
i think this website should be retitled,”list of what hipsters like” regardless of ethnicity. (i know it’s satirical) lol
Hi i black. I want 2 b wite so so I could dance. I wish to be a prffesional dances however I am black so I have to stick with hipop or ill b shot by white homies.
That would make it no longer funny. Look I’m a white person and I don’t find this offensive at all. I love a lot of the things on this site, like Arrested Development, and I think it’s all in proper spirit. Talking about race is fine, and jokes are just what happens when you play with ideas.
Very, very good.
Here’s another laugh: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
I am a white man, and i have never seen anyone do this. ever.
maybe this should be filed under “stuff retards like”
“It’s not a good idea to mention how these signs have often resulted in awful, senseless deaths– that will ruin the joke.”
made my day
It’s Talib Kweli, btw. But the person who composed this site must not know any non-stereotypical black people.
Listen Jason- You are obviously not “the right type of white person” and therefore I have no interest in meeting you. I can assure however that this vocab is ever-present in the white community and throwing up gang signs in a picture is always hilarious. Ya dig?
Where do you live? You never partied? Maybe you should keep your comments to yourself and just enjoy the content, otherwise you’re likely to come off as a sheltered hobbit.
dude, get the cement mixer out your ass
i’m from the south and i see a kid like this almost EVERY DAY. they roam in packs and some take it ever further and start GANGS now. makes me sick, i hope the cops stick it to them when they get caught with their pants down and they talk like “respectable citizens” for the first time in 3-4 years.
Do not ever get within 10 feet of any gang member… ever. They will laugh, and then beat shit out of you, then laugh some more. Dios mio, eres idiota o te haces?
i think the right word is SARCASTICAL.
jk jkjk
lol wut slaves are you talking about? I’ve never met one. I’m white and I don’t know my racial heritage. I have a shitty job too. Go to me.
i’m white and i see this crap every day. (I go to a private high school in the inland SF Bay Area. It’s not ghetto, in fact 75% of the people i go to school with drive a Benz). This site hits it right on the head.
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WoW!!!! They are like this the world over… (chuckles) even in South Africa! I find this funny… but i can see how any rational person might take offence. Luckily offence is taken and not give. But a sight like this would NEVER work in South Africa – too sensitive a topic.
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WDF FUKIN RACIST BYTCH! IT ALL HAS TO DO WITH HOW THA PERSON WUS BROUGHT UP AN RAISED. EVEN SO THERES NO SUCH THING AS BLACK MUSIC U LITTLE CUNT! IF YOURE REFERENCING TO RAP HIPHOP ETC THEN YOU NEED 2 GET THA FUCK OUTA HERE! I WISH YOU WOULD PUBLISH A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE OF YOU SAYIN THAT! PUSSY ASS BYTCH ;* DONT BE A HATER PEOPLE CAN BE WHO THEY WANNA BE YOU THINK YOURE PERFECT SIKE! I WANTCHU 2 LOOK AROUND AND THINK OF HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE. THEY DONT EVEN HVE 2 BE COOL FOR YOUR SAKE GET AT MEEEEE !! ND YEA IM WHITE BY THA WAY 🙂 SO FUCK WIT ME http://www.myspace.com/officialmiszch33kxz
Hahaha bitch you suck!
Ms. Br33xyBabyB: You might want to consider learning how to communicate in English, maybe even without CAPS LOCKS, too.
* Talib Kweli
Madam Br33xyBayB,
I offer you my kindest condolences for trolling this, already, quite hilarious article. Please come around again, as my dearest acquaintances and I shall try our scientific best, to command your posse.
<3.
Monty.
let me guess your white..
it’s satire. calm down.
wow. i guess someone’s PMS’ing. (hint, hint, Br33xyBayB!) calm down and take a freakin chill pill.
stupid redneck trash. go ahead and act like trash we won’t stop you.
HA HA HA HA HA, this website is the best!!! I am mixed, half black and half white, its all about taking stereotypes and having fun with them. Taking out the tense, not talked about, situations, and playing with them. Those who take offense, are probably hiding a little racist tension themselves!!! I mean for the love, I love Chicken, AND I love picking my own fruit, one in the same!!!! LOL
I have been highly amused by all of these…. for instance I have a Chinese symbol that means mad/insane cause everyone has peace and love and it disgusted me and ralph wiggum from the simpsons with a caption that says my daddy shoots people, i love “bob” along with all types of reggae, conan is the man, camping is the best thing ever, i could go on for hours with the stereotypes this amuses me with. this one however is a bit perplexing…… would it be better if “white people” who you speak of who are into “underground” hiphop/old school rap and sound like they have a brain were into the CRAP that comes on the radio where they say the same damn illiterate nonsense over and over? I say no…. Finally a genre of rap where people dont disgrace the originals by rapping only about all their bitches cars and weed that dont exist and when they do actually end up with shit tons of all of the above they go bankrupt before next album comes out in hopes there next piece of crap will sell to fools that believe their lies of there life in the ghetto and hardships they overcome when really they grew up in suburbia and they’re still suckling on the teat of the older family member who made it or the previous piece of dung who found them and thought it ingenious to give this idiot an actual record deal…. id rather feel cliche knowing my intelligence doesnt allow me to even consider most of the crap that comes on the radio even music…… my dog could do better like seriously he could….. may be if i copy and paste this over and over and over it will be cool and ok to say because thats what raps about now…. repitition…… not intelligence
STUFF BLACK PEOPLE LIKE:
Using the word nigga is cool because you dropped the er and have made an awful word “YOUR OWN” but if you’re white dont consider doing this because then you will be asked what you just call me and considered a racist.
Welfare… but if you’re white dont consider doing this because it is highly looked down upon and the majority of case workers are African American and very unhelpful.
Having multiple babies by multiple fathers because its a paycheck and when the fathers dont pay bleeding government dry. This might however not work for white women because seems to be easier to find a man with a w2 and have him pay pennies a month.
Holding onto racism because of past events as an excuse but roles reversed white peoples relatives werent enslaved quite as recent so you will just be called a heartless racist
Underground gay clubs that nobody “takes it” and everyones giving it” where protected sex is unmanly and then go home to there gf’s and spread whatevers been picked up where all these clubs are predominantly black…. my question is WHOS TAKING IT and gays gay nothing wrong with it! But dont get it twisted they arent gay!!! right……..
Its cool to talk ignorant but white people dont jump on board cause you are a wigger and then need to be made fun of.
Gangs and violence in poverty stricken neighborhoods where all that is happening is making the problem worse and hurting your fellow neighbor but white people dont consider this cause in suburbia (where all white people in the minds of black people grow up) trust me you are a lot easier to find.
Making fun of white people to make oneself feel better but white people it is not suggested to do this because u will be made an example of
Wasting money they dont have on crappy cars or spending more on the stereo system then the actual car is worth. again white people you will be branded as a wigger
Beans and Cornbread…..
Buying expensive cars with high mileage to look good and getting them repossessed a couple months later.
Cocoa butter….why?????
Slanging and banging cause its what pays the rent…. and its cool and gangster…… and wigger
Pimpin hoes….. and again wigger
Fried chicken but if you are white do not bring up the fact you love fried chicken….. you will end up in a heated debate of who loves fried chicken more.
KFC….. but that can be included in above
Collard greens
Making jokes about white people while we laugh at it but not finding humor in jokes about oneself.
Hatred of the whiteman for enslaving his people even though nobody is alive that had anything to do with any of this (and by the way jewish people have been enslaved more than any other collection of people and are they as mad at the world?)
I just wanted to see if humor and sarcasm will be taken the same way from the other angle or
#1 calling me a racist for a dose of your own medicine. Cause in all honesty racism creates racism and although we all laugh at it none of this is helping the problem thats for sure…….. and whats good for the goose is good for the gander
Do onto others as you would have others do onto you! I dont look at color i surround myself with humorous people and i cant stand a bully who cant take what he dishes out especially with a topic like this where its all in the name of humor when really its more problematic than helpful …. god bless and goodnight!
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White people hate when white people act Japanese. It’s called “weeaboo” and it’s fucking annoying. And half of this stuff doesn’t apply to any of the white people I know. The rest of it does and is pretty funny.
I saw two white skinny-jeaned hipsters a couple weeks ago- one with an ironic mullet and the other in a cardigan and ironic oversized spectacles. Oh yeah and they were freestyle rapping, overenunciating words just like you said.
“Wack” does not begin to describe the disgust I felt.
Bring back da Wiggaz! Please!
This is hilarious.. I work with a BUNCH of 40 yr old Marin county white folks like these.. talk about frauds
all i have to say about your comment is how did you come up with so many generalizations? It is very very obvious you do not know many black people or even cared to. I can tell you watch a lot of television. Personally I do not know alot about white people the only thing i know is what i see, read, and hear and any intelligent person knows that you cant believe everything you see, read, or hear therefore what do i really know. THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX. You have to understand some things are meant to deceive you. The black man was once the most feared man on the planet until the recent propaganda about Muslims. The white man is the most hated on the planet and with due reason. All men are greedy and deceitful in one point of the life it just happens that more are white men (Check your History). I do not have any doubt the black man could have been the majority but the white man was more deceitful and greedy in early times therefore gaining political and economic “power” at a more rapid rate therefore using those gains to enslave the common and poor man mind by sprinkling these gains on them to give them the false hope of becoming “one of them”. At first it was about the race and men of “power” did everything they could to wipe the black man off the face of the earth because the black man was feared i.e prisons, crack, abortion clinics, illegitimate resources, and the lists goes on. Now they don’t care about race even you could be a victim. If you stand in the way of what the men of “power” are standing to achieve you could be a victim. Only God can save us all. Put your trust in God and not in man then when Jesus comes back you have a better chance at making it.
You do realize that the nigga writing this blog is white, right? You’re claiming anti-white racism from a white blogger…
And just to help you out, you’re not doing a good job of illustrating your point because you have no fucking nuance. I’m black and fried chicken is fucking DELICIOUS. So is sushi and I’m very fussy about my sushi. I am hugely into hip-hop, but I don’t like gangster rap unless it’s clever. And I want my kids to be multilingual.
You and Carlos Mencia are patently unfunny for the same reason, to wit:
“LOL chicken and watermelonz” “ZOMG The welfare” “WTF reverse racism!!1one!”
These sledgehammer stereotypes aren’t original in any way and you write terribly, thus, your “jokes” (which it seems like are just the result of your pent-up racial aggerssion/fear) and your “humor” and sarcasm aren’t taken the same way. Your brain is stuck in second gear homie. Leave the ‘comedy’ to the qualified.
SMH.
Somebody already beat me to it: This is a pretty white fuckin thing to say.
It’s always never somebody’s else’s thing once it starts to make money and the crowd deems it suitable to be listened to by others outside of the intended market. Once it became marketable, it no longer was that ‘black thing’.
Sorry, but yea it was. And I’m sure someone in the past said the same shit about the blues and jazz after it became mainstream and incoporated by many white artists, too.
I’m pretty sure somewhere on this magnificent list is “Telling other people about their own cultures.” You should find it.
I simply felt like re-posting this from Cactus because quite simply, it was great:
Cactus on October 26, 2008 at 12:02 pm
brandon, you obviously know nothing about hip hop and hip hop culture. gtfo.
“unsophisticated english dialect”
Unsophisticated according to who? (oh, I’m sorry…WHOM). You remind me of those people who automatically assume Southerners are stupid because of their accent. You’re probably also one of those people that rolls your eyes and thinks “why can’t they just speak English” when you hear immigrants speaking another language in public, am I right? You just absolutely can’t stand it when people talk differently from you.
If you listen closely to some hip hop songs (which you’ve clearly never done), some of these MCs can rhyme up to the third-to-last or fourth-to-last syllable. Not even Shakespeare could do that (and I majored in English Literature in college, I should know.) Some of the best hip hop songs have the most sophisticated and intricate rhythmic/rhyme patterns in the English language. But of course, you would never know that because you automatically write off somebody’s artistic ability because they say “homie” instead of “friend.” Bravo, brandon, way to let your whiteness show.
And someone said “Cactus” is calling “Brandon” racist.
I don’t see that anywhere here.
Whoever said that must be gettin a little defensive at being called out, too. Which makes me wonder: Why are ya’ll on this site?
Bravo Cactus. Flawless Victory.
You have got to be kidding me…get over yourself if you are offended by any of this. In fact, anyone who is offended by anything on this site (other than what insecure, idiot, posters write (including myself)) needs serious counseling or some indepth self-searching. If you don’t get that it this is a white person, making fun of himself as a white person then you are completely ignorant. I find it even more humourous when a poster spouts their level of education and life experience and then in the same sentence takes offense to this site. COME ON!!! This is why mankind is so jacked up…half of us finds this funny and self depricating while the other half is near the point of filing a hate-crime law suit. Face it, there will always be pepsi people and coke people, dems and repubs, libs and conservatives, pro this and anti that….the list goes on forever (and how much you want to bet, someone is tempted to call me on my mini list of opposites I just provided…claiming, “yeah, dude, but there are also sprites and dr. peppers, and independents, and…stfu! If you don’t get my point, you are once again, a mindless idiot). Sorry, Silent X, but get over yourself, no one gives a shit if you’re a black guy who likes fried chicken and sushi. That’s like me saying I’m white, I like balogna sandwiches and Parliament….big f’n deal…whooooooooooooooooooo caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares about any of this or any of us….NOBODY!!!!!!!!
Dude.
Read what I ACTUALLY said. I wasn’t responding to clander…I was responding to some dummy who posted “Stuff Black People Like” and was in no way being clever about it, he just seemed butthurt about there being jokes about white people, and oblivious to the fact that a white guy is the author of this blog. I was simply saying this because THAT GUY was just restating stereotypes without the nuances that make these sorts of things funny (like the fact that stuff people like can overlap, for instance…). I think you’re trying to prove a point too hard, to someone (me) who is on the same side of the issue. I am RSS’ed to this blog, it has never offended me.
I was trying to shed some light to someone who is either trolling or seriously misguided. Please fully read my posts next time before jumping all over something I say. Pax romana.
you must be black
Hilarious, white bro’s.
Hahaha. When my eyes saw “whitethug,” I for some reason read “white hug.” I like that version better. 🙂
it’s Talib Kweli maynnn.
Stuff white people think they will like: This Blog, until they come across the first thing that hits a little too close to home.
Word.
dude you could of spelled Talibs name correctly. I remeber reading an article about dead prez in my high school paper in 2001 I believe. the author stated that “1,000’s of white kids had their hands raised chanting ‘im an African! Im an African!’ at that point i new i had to check those guys out lol
Freedom of speech does not equal freedom from rebuttal.
“Jam on November 18, 2010 at 10:14 am
dude you could of spelled Talibs name correctly.”
Dude, you could have written English correctly.
could HAVE, not “could of”.
you missed “i new”
i hate that mistake more than any other.
it’s knew… they don’t even come close to the same meaning
Clander,
You are the textbook definition of a racist white american. And the sad thing is that you may not even realize it. 99% of all White Americans are racist. You are the perfect example of White Priviledge and institutionalized racism. You’ve probably never heard of it. White people couldn’t see racism if it hit them in the side of the head. So don’t feel guilty or anything. Just keep profiting and writing more racist books for all the racist white americans out there.
The white man’s struggle is a superficial one. He doesn’t need to fight racism or poverty or anything any other minorities in america do. So he just makes lists of things he likes for his own amusement at the expense of other minorities. Your blog is clearly racist. White people can’t see racism because they’ve never experienced it but every other minority in america can see how much of a racist you and everyone who reads it is. You are exposing the true racism in america today.
LMAO at Self Aware Hip Hop References! Why are you all tripping? (Yes, I enunciated! – I am a white girl after all) I swear this guy I went to law school with refuses to say “Lil Wayne”. He says that he went to the “Little Wayne” concert, and yes, he does this knowingly!
Oh wait, my black friend (See #14) does the same thing. Only, it’s not because she is white.
Haha you obviously don’t get sarcasm and irony. If white people can’t make fun of themselves, then who can they make fun of??
Things white people like– spelling words correctly on the internet.
I fail to see how this is racist. I happen to find this particular behaviour distasteful, but the blog seems to be making fun of it…
Why the fuck do White people listen to hip hop. Listen to your own fucking music. True Hip Hop is not meant for White people. True Hip Hop is about the BLACK struggle. True hip hop is a big FUCK YOU to white people. It is about racism, oppression and discrimination. Nothing a white person can relate to. Stop pretending that you aren’t racist by listening to hip hop. It is insulting.
Damn- dude foiled our plan. To think all this time my love of hip hop music was a subconscious ploy on my part to create the illusion of tolerance for black people. You’ve certainly cut to the core of the white race with this poignant social commentary. My only question is what about other historically oppressed groups…are they allowed to listen to/like “your music”?? Hoping for a quick response because I’m one quarter Cherokee but look fully caucasian and don’t want to insult anyone, for real…get back to me soon Hip-Hop Hitler
“Why the fuck do White people listen to hip hop.”
Because we get tired of listening to NPR all the time.
Actually, why don’t you ask hip hop artists? Since they make most of their money off of white people–their largest demographic–I don’t think they have a problem with it.
Better yet, why don’t you ask yourself since we both know that you’re not actually black. You’re just pretending to be and hoping someone takes the bait. Which reminds me of something else white people like: trolling.
Hilarious. Wiggers you need to stop it. Now. All you do is look pathetic.
No.
I’m throwing a Kwanzaa party for the first time and had a question maybe you could help with…what do I have to add to eggnog to make nig-nog?
PS: congratulations on learning how to copy and paste!
“Nig nog”? Well, you’re certainly not clever and you obviously assume that “fuck whitey” is black. “Fuck whitey” also indicated that Asians were superior to whites, but you didn’t come up with any offensive comment in response. Did it ever occur to you that an Asian person posted the comment? No, of course not, you’re too busy fucking Asian girls and bragging about how “multicultural” and “open” you are.
Perhaps “Question for FW” knows that FW must be familiar with Kwanzaa and nig-nog because of his Asian intellectual prowess, which could very well extend beyond the classroom and into the kitchen.
…I have fucked a few asian girls. It was fun, but an hour later, I’m horny again.
Someone who would take the time to post this must be gay and lonely LOL
You should stop listening to hip-hop from 1985 LOL
White people, well all people, also enjoy http://www.NakedHipster.com. Mainly because the girls are hot and don’t have clothes on. Usually those two things go well together. You know, the hotness and the nakedness.
you spelled “Talib Kweli” wrong…..i’m not sure if that was intentional.
Please spell Talib Kweli correct! Thanks!
what does homosexuality and lonliness have to do with ones blog about white people and conscious black music?
there should be some sort of word limit on this thing…
well said
the difference is that white people are in positions of power and that cannot be denied
exactly…it’s a culture. it’s how you were raised. you learned to be white.
You don’t learn to have white skin, your skin color is decided at birth and you can’t change that unless you’re Michael Jackson (rip). These posts are supposed to be for those who have a sense of humor if you’re taking it this seriously you’re missing the point.
Lighten up.
The most powerful man in America, the president is black so that kinda puts a hole in your innane theory. Try again.
You don’t own a particular kind of music because you’re the same color as the performer. PEOPLE, WHITE OR BLACK CAN LISTEN TO WHATEVER THE HELL THEY WANT TO LISTEN TO. Sounds like the real issue is that you’re a control freak.
If you wanted to write a book why don’t you just do that instead of taking up so much space? Oh and you can’t decide what other people think of god, they can believe in whatever they want to believe. Why are there so many comments on this page that vent a narrow view of life and expect us all just to go along with it because it’s merely stated? Make contact with your brain before commenting and not just your emotions and maybe someone will take you seriously.
Exactly. Where does this guy come off telling people what to do? It’s a free country and even it weren’t he is no position to levy sanctions on a person’s likes and dislikes. These are suppose to be comments not commands maybe he misread that part.
What kind of panties are you wearing?
You could also learn to spell common english words, such as remember, and capitalising your I’s. This is third grade English. Missing cap at beginning of paragraph and could have, not ‘could of’ was what you were looking for. Check your own poor editing before jumping on someone else’s.
Pedophiles are not rank and file homosexuals, they’re the deviants. You’re what they call a homophobe.
How did we get this far afield of the original subject and why is your mind on an orginization dedicated to legalizing pedophilia?
That’s because you have a 2″ penis. And you’re an idiot. Women will usually accept one of those two things but not both.
The allusion to “perfect English”, as spoken by white Americans is a misnomer. All American English is a bastardization of the true form of the language.
If you don’t like it, don’t read it. I do find it interesting that you hate this site that is accurately hilarious and intelligently observant. [I’m white.] But you don’t mind name calling [but shortening “retarded”, which I don’t get.] And the Midol comment could go on a website called “Why certain men make the rest of the good ones look like a bunch of narrow-minded humorless douchebags.”
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/12/99-grammar/
This is hilarious and well written! love it!
LOL
no no no. I don’t like hip hop and I don’t do the fake ganster slang thing. Did you forget about #41? Us white folks like indie dude. *indie*
sheesh
I have to say this whole website is doing exactly what you describe here; it’s getting off on self-aware white references, which is supposedly why white people love this site. Though without the *wink* you are clearly in the ‘meta-wigga catagory’.
Your angry tone detracts from irony but is also a very ‘white’ thing to do. Maybe inward looking cultural frustation should be on here.
Meta-self aware humour and criticism doesn’t remove you from it and it would be an extra funny element if I couldn’t feel the hauty vitriol spilling out of your words. Ciao.
What does “meta-wigga” mean?
“Homey, that bernaise sauce you made is wack. Do you know what I am saying? For Real.”
“Well, I used a different type of butter. I switched the style up, so let the haters hate and I’ll watch the deliciousness pile up.” Since the above exchange involves people who are very aware of their whiteness it is hilarious, but if it were to be said by wiggers, it would be tragic.
Note: avoid Kanye West as the irony of reciting his lyrics with perfect English is not as great.
******thats a kanye quote from the song “goodlife” you fucking hacks, “50 told me, go ‘head, switch the style up, and if they hate then let ’em hate and watch the money pile up.”
It originally came from 50 Cent’s song “In Da Club”, and I quote…”I’m a tell you what Banks told me cause go ‘head switch the style up
If the niggas hate then let ’em hate ‘n’
Watch the money pile up”
Yeah who’s the hack now biatch
It originally came from 50 Cent’s song “In Da Club”, and I quote…”I’m a tell you what Banks told me cause go ‘head switch the style up
If the niggas hate then let ‘em hate ‘n’
Watch the money pile up”
Yeah who’s the hack now biatch
White people and Europeans are one and the same.
All black ppl are the same too
Ha. As a white person (Honky) I find this website comedic (funny). I like Rap, like Blue Scholars (How underground) and Jazz like Count Basie (How Old School!). As a white person I also enjoy marijuana (I’m high right now).
all whites are the same. period. thanks.
Actually, all black people are the same. Whites are the most diverse race there is.
these days it’s all about white People liking J Dilla.
not even close. there is not genetic definition for the “white race” per se; you would first have to find evidence of that before being able to present your diversity hypothesis. If you have any evidence to the contrary feel free to present it to the human genomics research community and we will subject your findings to the peer review process.
So when do you guys put Donald Glover on this list?
This is funny as shit. You should do black country music fans.
I promise you, I have never given a goofy gang/hip hop hand sign, listened to or bought any kind of hip hop/rap music of any kind. First of all, it is not music, just somebody talking in a mumbo jumbo incoherent kind of trance about some vague experience they think has affected their life. I do not like it, nor do I need it as any part of my life. I deal with it everyday, as my job entails some inner city work, and I have teens who do love this aspect of spoken communication.
That being said, I have no problem with my kids listening to or liking rap or hip hop. I can live with it, and though its not for me, I hope people who like it enjoy it. I call this live and let live.
Gwyneth Paltrow, this one’s for you
I sense a little guilt here… lol!
I’m not sure that “it is not music” works in the same comment as “live and let live.” To dismiss a culture is to dismiss its people. I am curious to know what qualifies you to decide that hip-hop is not music. Prior to its appropriation by white people, folks made the same judgment of jazz. No one is asking you to like anything (this is after all, a matter of taste), but can you really deny that this is music?
Actually all black people are not the same. Im black. I prefer to listen to jazz and spiritual folk music. I talk with good English. I don’t stick up my middle finger (my white friends do). I have a strong interest in Buddhism and I hate violence.
I try to treat people the way I want to be treated.
Your comment is very ignorant and racist. Shame on you.
Black people are just as diverse as white people. Just because were not shouting about our individuality from the rooftops, doesn’t mean it’s not there.
Agreed. I don’t think this site’s meant to be taken seriously, but I agree with your point about people in a group being diverse. That applies to any group, not just ones delineated by race.
to say appreciating hip hop or acting like hip hop stars is as bad as acting chinese? WRONG!!! asain is a RACE.hip hop is a culture.
you can pretend to be part of a culture but you cannot pretend to be part of a race!\
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I always thought that self aware hip hop references were making fun of black culture vernacular and the stigma against proper speech.
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