#5 Farmers Markets
January 18, 2008 by clander
This one is a no-brainer and served as the inspiration for the photo on the far right. That photo described the woman as a “local herb merchant.” Everything about that description is white.
White people like Farmers Markets for a number of reasons. The first is their undying need to support local economies (see future post), and the idea of buying direct from the farmer helps them assuage the fears instilled in them from reading Fast Food Nation (and yes, every white person has read this book).
White people also like Farmer’s Markets because it is outdoors (they love being outdoors), they can bring their dogs and children in expensive strollers, and they get to see other white people. If they are single, this is a good place to meet other single white people who share their passion for sustainability.
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[...] also added a smorgasbord of stuff white people like: “honey mustard grilled wild salmon, apricot chipotle glazed wild salmon, coconut [...]
Hate ‘em. Dumb. You forgot to mention that most (if not all) of the SELLERS at farmers’ markets are also WHITE.
Please correct this and re-upload.
Everything else is fine.
Except, I can’t be white because I never read “Fast Food Nation” but I’ve seen “Supersize Me!” (Do I get half credit for this?)
That is all.
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