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#5 Farmers Markets

This one is a no-brainer and served as the inspiration for the photo on the far right. That photo described the woman as a “local herb merchant.” Everything about that description is white.

White people like Farmers Markets for a number of reasons. The first is their undying need to support local economies (see future post), and the idea of buying direct from the farmer helps them assuage the fears instilled in them from reading Fast Food Nation (and yes, every white person has read this book).

White people also like Farmer’s Markets because it is outdoors (they love being outdoors), they can bring their dogs and children in expensive strollers, and they get to see other white people. If they are single, this is a good place to meet other single white people who share their passion for sustainability.


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I go to the farmer’s market every thursday to buy Challah bread & make french toast with it!

http://www.beabetterproducer.com


 

all the yuppies with their $200+ strollers love this stuff, here they are buying overpriced fruit and veggies because they THINK they are supporting Jose and Julio the nice mexicans who are working 24/7 for Tyler the III or Anderson JR by supplying with the freshest of items. believe us Jose and Julio could not care less. WHAT A HOAX. Rippoffio, just like those Italian “restaurants” selling pasta (pennies) for $25 to dumb americans.

Also what is up with those bath soak salts with “essenses” in it, they love selling that junk at these markets— what a scam. Get out of the office and Go for a swim in the ocean and drop some lavender into the polluted ocean, that way you get the essense of the aroma; human waste, tampons, and lavender.


 

hahaha this 1’s true- and i’ve read fast food nation MANY times- its a kickass book


 

[...] coffee 5. Farmers Markets 6. Organic food 13. Tea 23. Microbreweries 24. wine 32. vegan/vegetarianism 36. breakfast places [...]


 

Farmers Markets? Yes please. We get this Amish bacon that rocks socks.


 

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