#16 “Gifted” Children
January 22, 2008 by clander
White people love “gifted” children, do you know why? Because an astounding 100% of their kids are gifted! Isn’t that amazing?
I’m pretty sure the last non-gifted white child was born in 1962 in Reseda, CA. Since then, it’s been a pretty sweet run.
The way it works is that white kids that are actually smart are quickly identified as “gifted” and take special classes and eventually end up in college and then law school or med school.
But wait, aren’t there white people who aren’t doctors or lawyers, or even all that smart?
Well, here is another one of those awesome white person win-win situations.
Because if a white kid gets crappy grades and can’t seem to ever do anything right in school, they are still gifted! How you ask? They are just TOO smart for school. They are too creative, too advanced to care about the trivial minutiae of the day to day operations of school.
Eventually they will show their creativity in their elaborate constructions of bongs and intimate knowledge different kinds of mushrooms and hash.
This is important if you ever find yourself needing to gain white person acceptance. If you see their kid playing peacefully, you say “oh, he/she seems very focused, are they in a gifted program?” at which point the parent will say “yes.” Or if the kid is lighting a dog on fire while screaming at their mother, you say “my he/she is a creative one. Is he/she gifted?” To which the parent will reply “oh, yes, he’s too creative and smart for school. We just don’t know what to do.” Either situation will put a white person in a better mood and make them like you more.
But NEVER under any circumstance imply that their child is less than a genius. The idea that something could come from them and be less than greatness is too much for them to bear.
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….and black youth are to cool to go to school.
how are those drop-out rate statistics goin’ for you blacks?
pretty sure the brothers got it all goin on w/ respect to drug
dealing know-how, over the white kids.
the ‘dumbing-down’ of America is because the smart kids have been cobbled by the stupid ones.
this site is badass. im white, and i think its hilarious. i dont agree with ALL of it. usually the first statement is true, but once it get “explained” it gets less true. sorry guys. maybe im wrong though. im not an adult, so i dont know what they talk about when im not around. but i do listen to adult conversations quite frequently, and, idk. anyways, im “gifted” my iq is over 130, which by definition is like “superior intelligence” or some shit. so the reason i told u all of that is this: even though i am all that, my parents try to tell me im just like everyone else. that im not special at all. so maybe they just arent white. lmao
Some parents are so competitive when it comes to their kids. I hate it when mums try and be all like “my kid was walking at 6 months toilet trained at 1 and …..” blah
Mozart was a gifted child. Today’s snot producers staring zombielike at Little Einstein are not Einsteins.
White people go to law school like Asians go to computer-something school. Except Law is an age old profession and computer skills will become useless when society collapses.
If society “collapses”, _every_ profession will become useless. Except hunting and foraging.
i live in a pretty affluent suberb in philadelphia and i all i ever hear parents talk about it how fucking smart their kids are. ooo, little tommy’s in the gifted program at school- guess he is going to be the one to cure cancer.
I’m too perfect while simultaneously being too bored with school to respond to this post.
That is all.
Do adoptive white parents have “re-gifted” children?
Nice.
People put to much into the fact that their child is “gifted” when in all reality, that is how most kids are, it is the “norm”. People need to stop thinking their kids or themselves are better than other people and start teaching their children that it is okay to be equal to someone else. I have a one year old and I am going to teach him the value of not trying to be better than others or always thinking he needs to compete with other to have or do things better. Humans already have a natural competitive nature, we, as parents, do not need to add to it.
The problem is that if your kid is ACTUALLY gifted, pretending like they’re not won’t make it go away though a popular misconception in modern education is that it will. Actual gifted kids don’t try to learn a years worth of material in a couple of months so that they can sit at school bored for the rest of the year… that’s just how their brains work. The trick is to meet their needs while teaching them humility and respect for human differences.
i wanna be gifted…like special ed gifted
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