#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
January 28, 2008 by clander
The Daily Show/Colbert makes up a duo that is held in such high regard by white people that to criticize it would be the equivalent of setting the pope on fire in Italy in 1822. It just isn’t done, in fact it isn’t even considered!
White people love to make fun of politics, especially right wing politics. It’s a pretty easy target and makes for some decent humor, but white people are actually starting to believe that these two shows are becoming legitimate news sources.
“Oh, I don’t watch the news,” they will say. “I watch the Daily Show and the Colbert Report. You know, studies show that viewers of those shows are more educated than people who watch Fox News or CNN.”
White women all consider John Stewart to be the most perfect man on the planet. This is not a debate, it is law.
The Daily Show also features guests like John McCain, writers, policy analysts, and actors. It is comforting for white people to see boring celebrities get interviewed in a funny fashion. It fills their need to do something productive, but also not work that hard at it.
Take note that Tuesday through Friday during the working week, you can break ALL awkward silences with white people by saying “did you see the Daily Show/Colbert Report last night?” At which point they will start talking until it’s time for you to move on to more interesting activities.
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Jon Stewart is way hot-o-rama!
i have a framed picture of him on my nightstand. therefore, we are married so the rest of you better back off.
i’ve noticed distinct pattern on this website: it SUX. why? because it doesn’t take into consideration country & southern whites who could not give one shit about most of this stuff here.
this site is written by urban whites for urban whites. besides, most of the stuff here can be attributed to jews much more so than whites. yeah, think about it. while whites may have some diversity, class wise, amongst themselves, jews are all the same…jews are the same everywhere. no diversity whatsoever. but don’t take my word for it, ask john steward why I’m right.
Well, I’m stuck in Georgia for the moment & southern whites basically suck.
i’ve noticed distinct pattern of this comment: it SUX. why? because it confuses rednecks for white people.
this comment is written by a redneck for rednecks. yeah, think about it. while whites may have some diversity, class wise, amongst themselves, rednecks are all the same…rednecks are the same everywhere. no diversity whatsoever. but don’t take my word for it, ask larry the cabel [sic] guy why I’m right
Stephen Colbert is the perfect man.
-Not a white woman.
I’d marry him.
–Also not a white woman.
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