#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
January 28, 2008 by clander
The Daily Show/Colbert makes up a duo that is held in such high regard by white people that to criticize it would be the equivalent of setting the pope on fire in Italy in 1822. It just isn’t done, in fact it isn’t even considered!
White people love to make fun of politics, especially right wing politics. It’s a pretty easy target and makes for some decent humor, but white people are actually starting to believe that these two shows are becoming legitimate news sources.
“Oh, I don’t watch the news,” they will say. “I watch the Daily Show and the Colbert Report. You know, studies show that viewers of those shows are more educated than people who watch Fox News or CNN.”
White women all consider John Stewart to be the most perfect man on the planet. This is not a debate, it is law.
The Daily Show also features guests like John McCain, writers, policy analysts, and actors. It is comforting for white people to see boring celebrities get interviewed in a funny fashion. It fills their need to do something productive, but also not work that hard at it.
Take note that Tuesday through Friday during the working week, you can break ALL awkward silences with white people by saying “did you see the Daily Show/Colbert Report last night?” At which point they will start talking until it’s time for you to move on to more interesting activities.
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I’m black and I love these two shows. But then again, my family is pretty well-educated.
I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE who seem to WASTE their time and money watching The Daily News Show/Colbert Report.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
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Actually, these shows for the most pary cover more actual news than the major TV news stations… I’m white.
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That the John stewart LEIBOWITZ show–is he embarrassed about his JEWISH heritage–why does he omit his last name???
Marketing dickhead
Which show sounds more appealing:
The Daily Show with John Stewart
or
The Daily Show with John Stewart Leibowitz
(You decide . . .)
Have you watched his show? He does a lot about being Jewish.
Hardly. If anything he has a semitic-chauvinism–couched in ironic self-mockery, as always–bordering on narcissism which is at pains to display on almost every show.
Wow you are so smart. now that youve detailed his persona with those big and specific words ive realized how not-funny it is. thanks sean! and chris excellent point that is probably why. you are really smart too
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