#88 Having Gay Friends
March 14, 2008 by clander
If white people could draft friends the way that the NFL drafts prospects it would go like this: black friends, gay friends, and then all other minorities would be drafted based on need and rarity to the region.
When choosing gay friends, white people like to base their decision on their own needs and requirements. Younger white people tend to prefer young, social gay people-this is their all important ticket into nightclubs and parties.
When a straight person goes to a gay night club, they are reminded of how progressive and tolerant they are. If they are hit on by a member of the same sex, it provides them with a valuable story that they can use to prove to their other friends that they are more progressive and tolerant. “This guy/girl hit on me, I said I was ‘straight but not narrow,’ and it was totally chill. Oh, you went to an Irish bar this weekend? That’s cool, I guess. “
Older white people prefer to be friends with gay parents because it enables their children to experience much needed diversity with people who are, for all intents and purposes, exactly the same as them.
It is also worth noting that a gay friendship of any sort allows white people to feel as though they are a part of the gay rights movement. While white people love being a part of any movement, the gay movement is especially important to them because they can blend in at rallies and protests and spend an afternoon feeling the sting of oppression.
Gay friends are an essential part of a white person’s all-star diversity roster. But they are always on the lookout for the ultimate friend; a gay minority.
It is generally accepted that a gay black friend with a child is considered a once in a lifetime opportunity – like a quarterback who can pass, run, kick, and play linebacker. White people will crawl over each other for the opportunity to claim this person as a friend and add them to their roster of diversity.
Other minorities are also highly prized and assigned a ranking based on the level of intolerance in they face from their respective cultures and family members.
Once a white person has told you about their gay friends, it is recommended that you say “I wish more people were like you,” every few months. This will allow them to feel good about their progressive choice of friends and remind them that they are better than other white people.
If you follow this simple rule, you should be able to maximize all benefits of white friendship including assistance in moving and free drinks.
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quick addendum, i refer to ur post from april 5 of this year, if that was unclear
Gregalicious: your post is the result of a failure of understanding of micro and macro economics and the effect there of upon democratic republican politics. In the interests of fighting boredom for the advancement of posterity, I’m going to address your post paragraph by paragraph.
1) the private sector decides the price of gas, just like everything else, if Obama could manipulate the price of what is probably the most politically relevant goods on the market, why would he raise the price during an election year
2)http://www.inflationdata.com/inflation/inflation_rate/historicalinflation.aspx while u look at that quickly, optimal inflation for an expansionary economy is 3%, so we’re actually still suffering an recessionary gap. also ur retarded, u would know that information is wrong if u looked at the price of peanut butter, it has clearly not, and even if it did, it is hardly a solid indicator of overall price level
3) thats is actually at the foundation almost an economically sound idea, its one in fact that i bought into until fairly recently, the counter-arguement requires a level of understanding certain principles you are clearly incapable of, and a level of explanation i don’t care to attempt over an internet post you’re not going to read anyway, however the basic premise is that the increase in the cost of living is definitionally lower than the increase to wage due to efficiency of production and the concentration of demand
4) and 5) these are a continuation of 3
6) yes, you are a particularly angry Johnny Reb clearly, Jeff Davis would be proud, proud indeed
7) i believe u are trying to refer to spending more than federal revenue (FY 2012 i believe is something like 2.4 trillion) not GDP (which is just over 15 trillion), but that’s an understandable mistake as you are clearly incredibly ignorant about topics you love to run your head about because your intelligence is significantly lower than average and you like to tell yourself it is not, which I personally find incredibly amusing for a website called stuffwhitepeoplelove. however assuming you meant to reference the fact that federal spending is above federal revenue, this is true for literally every single country in the world today (China’s external debt is by far the lowest of any even remotely significant country at 10% of GDP). while it is true that our current level of debt (just over 100% of GDP) is distressing, anything under around 30% debt to GDP is at least as bad.
7b) GDP as increased by i believe around 700 billion dollars under Obama, who as you may recall entered the presidency at the beginning of the worst recession we’ve ever had. it is true however that he did not handle it as well as he could, this small compromise I completely agree with. Also we are in no danger default in our life time, and even then, while a US default would have terrible ramifications for the rest of the world, it is a storm we could weather.
8) you must not be familiar with the Great Depression, this is distressing, please be better educated immediately, for all of our sakes. also the series of World Wars which we were able to win. And the boom of the fifties. at this point im going to save time and say that supply side economics was not prevelant until the Reagon and the 1980′s and that exactly 100% of the prosperity we enjoyed from the depression to the stagflation was the result of Keynsian and Demand side ecomics.
9) dumbass, supply side economics, which is the non-hillbilly term for what your advocating, relies solely on gov’t handouts, subsidies and tax breaks.
In closing, while I know that right now its the cool thing to do to be aware of economics and the fiscal/monetary/business side of politics, you clearly do not. I reccomend that you focus on skills you’re good at, for example you have very impressively bad spelling, but also manage to have terrible rhetorical skills. With a little time and hard work, i think you have the potential to be ignored and forgotten by a truly impressive number of people.
I realize that you will probably not read this, cuz damn man, you got shit to do, but I would be interested to hear any insightful and articulated responses you might have, and anybody else who reads this should consider it an open letter, and while I most likely will never read any comments, it never hurts to write something for posterity’s sake, so fuck it, if anybody thinks they can prove me wrong, don’t let me have the last word.
Best of luck in all things to you and your household
—Dirty Hippy
ps, the word is reckless. for real. if you don’t know a word, don’t use it multiple times.
pps, if you do respond, obviously i will not begrudge you for any ad hominem statements as I should expect no better than i did unto you, but in the interest of not confounding the delivery of what might be useful information, a gentleman would attempt to minimize the frequency other logical fallacies in your response if the future. also, I am interested in reading whatever actually counter points you may have, so it may interest u to look up anything i might have mentioned that you don’t understand, such as everything I wrote, or the equality of men, I assume that you also speak as vehemently about the teachings of Jesus and further assume that you know even less about that. Perhaps is you familiarized yourself with the Founding Fathers. Basically every single person you claim to believe in said the exact opposite of you, but at this point I’m just being bored and petty, so i shall cease immediately
copied from my buddy Ed>>
AMERICAN “SHEEPLE” = A “CONFEDERACY/MULTITUDE OF FOOLS” – SO TRUE FOR HAVING ELECTED SUCH AN INCOMPETENT, UNQUALIFIED PERSON AS OBAMA, along with his radical-left, secular, socialist, America-hating regime! ****Some people have the vocabulary to sum up things in a way you can understand them. This quote came from the Czech Republic. Someone over there has it figured out. We have a lot of work to do.
“The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting an inexperienced man like him with the Presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama Presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their President. The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails America . Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince. The Republic can survive a Barack Obama. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their President.”
Who the fuck is it that thinks queers have a message they need to get out about anything???
Everytime one of them gets a soapbox somewhere, all they do is tell everybody what ignorant and insignificant pieces of shit they are and compound the need to mentally treat degenerate dumbfucks for their lifestyle choices…
http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/anti-bullying-speaker-curses-mocks-christian-teens.html
SANFORD, Fla. (AP) — Prosecutors face steep hurdles to win a second-degree murder conviction against neighborhood watch volunteer George Zimmerman in the shooting death of unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin, experts say.
Zimmerman was charged after a public campaign to make an arrest in the shooting that galvanized the nation for weeks. Now the prosecutor and her team will have to prove Zimmerman intentionally went after Martin instead of shooting him in self-defense, to refute arguments that a Florida law empowered him to use deadly force.
Zimmerman, 28, who turned himself in at a county jail Wednesday after prosecutor Angela Corey announced the charge, was to appear before a magistrate Thursday and plead not guilty in the Feb. 26 shooting of the 17-year-old that set off a nationwide debate about racial profiling and the rights to
self-defense.
“He is concerned about getting a fair trial and a fair presentation,” his attorney, Mark O’Mara said. “He is a client who has a lot of hatred focused on him. I’m hoping the hatred settles down … he has the right to his own safety and the case being tried before a judge and jury.”
Speaking Thursday on NBC’s “Today” show, O’Mara said Zimmerman is stressed and very tired and hoping to get bail.
“He wants to be out (of jail) to be able to help with his defense, but overall he is doing ok,” O’Mara told NBC.
Meanwhile, Martin’s mother, who has campaigned with the rest of the family for an arrest and prosecution, said she thought the shooting was an accident.
Asked on “Today” what she would say to Zimmerman face-to-face, Sybrina Fulton said she wanted an apology, then added: “I believe it was an accident. I believe that it just got out of control and he couldn’t turn the clock back.” She did not say more about how she thinks the shooting happened.
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Accident? Now this dumb black CUNT believes it was an "accident?"
After causing additional bad blood in race relations, a world furor, nearly costing a possible innocent person his life, the truth is becoming clearer that these despicable race baiting scumbags are nothing more than opportunistic cockroaches interested only in the quick buck, further leveraging in favor of minorities, particularly blacks, and the re-election of this feckless queer hugging no nothing BOZO, Oboma.
I hope Zimmerman sues the fuckin shit out of that scum Al Scar face Sharpton and every other POS involved in this extortion shakedown.
Fuckin CUNT WHINY VICTIMIZATION BS NIGGAAAAASSSSSS!
NEW YORK (AP) — NBC News has fired a producer for editing a recording of George Zimmerman’s call to police the night he shot Trayvon Martin, a person with direct knowledge of the matter said Saturday.
The person was not authorized to talk about the situation publicly and spoke on the condition of anonymity. The identity of the producer was not disclosed.
An NBC spokeswoman declined to comment.
The producer’s dismissal followed an internal investigation that led to NBC apologizing for having aired the misleading audio.
NBC’s “Today” show first aired the edited version of Zimmerman’s call on March 27. The recording viewers heard was trimmed to suggest that Zimmerman volunteered to police, with no prompting, that Martin was black: “This guy looks like he’s up to no good. He looks black.”
But the portion of the tape that was deleted had the 911 dispatcher asking Zimmerman if the person who had raised his suspicion was “black, white or Hispanic,” to which Zimmerman responded, “He looks black.”
A week ago, in Tulsa,
Oklahoma, a black kid named Tyrone Woodfork severely beat an elderly couple, a
Mr. & Mrs. Strait, who had been married for 65 years. Tyrone RAPED Mrs.
Strait, and she died of injuries received at his hands. Mr. Strait served in the
101st Airborne during WWII. NO national media carried the story. Tyrone was
arrested yesterday.I supposed that if Mr. Strait had shot
Tyrone, the whole country
would know about the
story. As it is, only Mrs. Strait died, so it’s not of interest to Brian
Williams and the rest of the main stream media media.
Think about it.
After 65 years of marriage. After serving our country. After 90 years of life,
Mr. Strait has lost his wife to a rapist/murderer. NO ONE in the national media
gives a flip. They’re interested in their wonderful hero, Trayvon
Martin.
get out your negro dialect translators again fruitcakes, you’re gonna need ‘em. xDDD
thanks to obozo’s feckless incompetence by manipulating gas prices to their highest ever at this time of year in an effort to force you to buy a gov’t motors volt, one of the consequences of that stupidity is… higher inflation…
that means the cost of everything has gone up, food prices are skyrocketing, peanut butter alone is up 36.6% over a year ago.. 36.6%!! in just one fucking year!! how is that helping out poor people? I suppose liberal politicians think its a 2fer because they are handling obozo’s wifes dillema on obesity at the same time… by making gas too expensive to buy, they make food to expensive to purchase healing the planet and conquering obesity at the same time???
some dumbasses think that a minimum wage should be a living wage? thats an oxymoron… everytime the minimum wage goes up the cost of everything goes up that much plus a bit more to implement it, making the need for another raise in the minimum wage to make up the difference causing the prices to go up again outpacing whatever they raise the minimum wage too.
ppl too stupid to see the cycle and how it can’t possibly work in reality, keep voting for the next guy that promises something they don’t have only to find out it isn’t enough and can never be enough. The only answer is to enhance your own skill set and earn more than the minimum wage that will out pace the next fruitcakes push to raise it.
In plain English this is called, chasing your tail. You keep running in circles doing the minimum expecting the maximum and never breaking even let alone getting ahead.
Enter one feckless, incompetent, in over his head, queer hugging negro, ass clown deluded by illusions of granduer and you have a recipe for disaster.
Spending more money than our GDP, while simultaneousely doing everything he can to lower our GDP puts in a position of fiscal collapse like Greece…
No amount of liberal wishful thinking, and/or drug induced daydreaming can change reality one bit. liberal tax and spend policies don’t work, have never worked anywhere they’ve ever been tried and simply can’t…
The sooner you dumbfucks stop sticking your hands out to gov’t to feed your dumbasses, and either put them to work or starve to death the better off all of us will be.
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