Stuff White People Like

@James
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another typo. http://tweetphoto.com/23670386

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I was once in a restaurant that had Crap Crepes listed on their lunch menu – I think they were only 10!

Good thing I don’t like crap or crab. That would have been confusing.

typographical errors have a beauty. they display the haste that our hands show, togather with the ease efoort. you dot my point, i suppose

I think White Dude above is deeply troubled, clearly not American because the average American white or black has a morbid fear for the letter ‘T’.

Whitey, the world doesn’t depend on you, you rode on the back of the black man to earn the money you think to have today. Remember the Opium war? Or are you too afraid of that history? You may not owe Africa trillions in debt, but you owe, guess who,… can you?

So, smart as you are honkey, you wallow in debt buying music by black people with money that you think you have, but don’t.

The Internet you are so quick to claim is based on the fundamentals of Ifa Philosophies. Ifa? Yeah go to the Internet and see what it can teach you about that.

You are far behind the times and clearly far too unintelligent to make a near decent argument about the worth of the white man.

Study Confucius, Ifa, Voodoo, and learn about Orunmila. Learn about world history and the oldest civilasations in the world. Learn how nations were built on the principles of honour and preservation.

After you have reviewed these, then we can better discuss the value of the whiteman or the lack therof.

First, let me get this off my chest. Go blow yourself Uncle Hambone! I could hear the rap-style beat in the background as I was reading your little rhyme. Clever aren’t you? So unique! Think fast Sambone! How does a stereotype become a stereotype? And yes, the rest of the world does depend on us whiteys, whether you like it or not. White people are awesome! We invented the Internet so that we wouldn’t have to sit on the porch in the heat of the day and ‘holla’ at each other.

Now for Christian Lander. Before you label me a redneck racist, let me save you the trouble. I want to put together a set of pages called ‘What Black People Like,’ followed by a dictionary (phonetically laid out) so that we can see all of the unique and cool ways of fucking up ordinary English. I’ve noticed that black people don’t like to pronounce r’s and t’s in easy to pronounce words such as ‘rest.’ Yo, brotha, gi me duh res uh dat samwij! After that I want a White History Month, a separate awards show for white performers and other so-called artists, and I want federal funding for a White National Caucus in Congress.

Now for both of you. I guess the real problem here is actually white people. Let me explain. Whitey likes entertainment of all kinds. Especially music and sports. We have more money, on average, than anyone else, so we like to be entertained when we come home from our stressful, successful white careers. What better thing to do than put on a CD of Fitty Cent or turn on a basketball game full of players that don’t look like us. You see, white people are not smart enough to turn off the ball game or prevent their snot-nosed, spoiled whelps from buying the cultural pollution called Rap (and Hip-Hop, whatever). I would wager that most of the ballgame tickets and CD’s of Fitty are purchased by whitey. So, just remember this. As you are rising up as a people and throwing off the shackles of oppression, a good many of you have whitey to thank for it.

Now, was that racist enough for you? It is so easy to make fun of someone else. Easy to get offended isn’t it? Your rag web page is nothing but racist vitriol disguised as humor. Too bad white people aren’t smart enough to not purchase it.

white people sure do like appearing clever. i as a moderately clever white person would know.
the guy who created this site is clever and displaying his cleverness to all. my sending in my $.02 to this makes me feel clever.