Happy fourth of muthafucking July crackers. I know YOU PEOPLE get sick and tired of me calling you crackers, but what can ya do, eh. This is the first 4th that I can hold my head up EXTRA high and say ‘yes, this is my home sweet home.’ Whenever I read some readneck writing that blacks need to go back to Africa, I can proudly proclaim. Fuck you, YOU have a Black President. Take YOUR ass back to europe. To all the bitter repubic’cans who are mad about their leader, I say ‘get over it.’ Your guy LOST, in 8 years, you will be able to attempt to get back in to office. To all the whites who had a open mind and wisdom to make the correct decision in your voting, voting for QUALITY not COLOR, I say thank you. For those who are upset because they they don’t want to show slack for da black, I say TOUGH, GET THE HELL OVER IT. This is my independence day greeting to all, enjoy the fireworks and the cook outs. I think I will head up and over to dc and eat some good ol’ watermelon on the white house lawn, along with some fried chicken and red cool aide. If ya care to join me, come on down.
I’ve noticed that on these comments about 80% of the people don’t understand the satire. On this one I think its about 99%.
Notice that there is no text for this entry its just a picture of Barack Obama? The satire is that progressive white people (which is what the title of this stuff really should be) only love America now that Obama is elected (see the entry on why white people like Obama). I don’t know why so many people read these if they don’t understand them at all.
The reason most white people don’t understand that this site is for satire is because most of’em are bigots. they think with their hatreds, and not with their brains.
Seeing Obama as the representative of America to the world is very offensive to them…..especially since he represents a country that is three quarters white.
Many white americans cannot stand the fact that they are being represented to the world as a multi-cultural/racial nation, and not a white nation, anymore.
All i have to say to them is this: they’ll be alright. Get over it because change has come!
your comment only shows you’re equally ignorant and racist as the people you are talking about. To sit there and say they are offended by the fact that Obama represents America, especially because the country is 3/4 white just shows you are an idiot, because if its 3/4 whites… and the black guy gets elected, then obviously most of them “black hatin’ whities” voted for him. enough with playing the “pity me” minority card… its ooooooold,
hey dumbass james? Obama won WITHOUT a majority of white voters (57% of registered white voters voted against him).
That leaves 43% of white folk who voted for Obama. 43% of whites is a very large number (whites outnumber non-whites by a 6 to 1 margin in the US), that, combined with 85+% of all registered non-white voters voting for Obama, and you got an Obama victory.
Black hatin’ whities like you are still pissed that Obama won, but you’ll be alright…..
Aaaah, R Kelly… Now, about that J-O-B. Seek employment now. Get off this computer. You’ve been at this long enough. Get some fresh air. You are simply not cut out for this.
Well put.
I laughed my tail off when I first saw the picture of the Obamas and the Bidens.
Then I laughed my ass off when I realized that was the whole article.
Stuff White people like: Bitching.
Pages: [41] 40 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 32 31 … 1 » Show All
Happy fourth of muthafucking July crackers. I know YOU PEOPLE get sick and tired of me calling you crackers, but what can ya do, eh.
This is the first 4th that I can hold my head up EXTRA high and say ‘yes, this is my home sweet home.’ 
Whenever I read some readneck writing that blacks need to go back to Africa, I can proudly proclaim. Fuck you, YOU have a Black President. Take YOUR ass back to europe. To all the bitter repubic’cans who are mad about their leader, I say ‘get over it.’ Your guy LOST, in 8 years, you will be able to attempt to get back in to office. To all the whites who had a open mind and wisdom to make the correct decision in your voting, voting for QUALITY not COLOR, I say thank you. For those who are upset because they they don’t want to show slack for da black, I say TOUGH, GET THE HELL OVER IT. This is my independence day greeting to all, enjoy the fireworks and the cook outs. I think I will head up and over to dc and eat some good ol’ watermelon on the white house lawn, along with some fried chicken and red cool aide. If ya care to join me, come on down.
put alil love in your heart
Did You say quality?
If your a rotten stupid communist. IDIOT.
Its the quality of stupid liberalism. Dang youre an idiot.
Truthmyster, suck a dick. I am standing by my words. You got a problem with that, if so, dial 1-800-976- tough shit.
put alil love in your heart
Yea, me and my skin homey!
listen——– the only change that we’re gonna see is a change in employment status. that is the change you can believe in.
Actually, a lot of white people like to cap on how bad America is, and how we’re “fucking up the rest of the world”.
So this is ’some’ white people.
And is this on the mend now that Obiden is “in the hooouse”?
I’ve noticed that on these comments about 80% of the people don’t understand the satire. On this one I think its about 99%.
Notice that there is no text for this entry its just a picture of Barack Obama? The satire is that progressive white people (which is what the title of this stuff really should be) only love America now that Obama is elected (see the entry on why white people like Obama). I don’t know why so many people read these if they don’t understand them at all.
The reason most white people don’t understand that this site is for satire is because most of’em are bigots. they think with their hatreds, and not with their brains.
Seeing Obama as the representative of America to the world is very offensive to them…..especially since he represents a country that is three quarters white.
Many white americans cannot stand the fact that they are being represented to the world as a multi-cultural/racial nation, and not a white nation, anymore.
All i have to say to them is this: they’ll be alright. Get over it because change has come!
Ha ha ha.
your comment only shows you’re equally ignorant and racist as the people you are talking about. To sit there and say they are offended by the fact that Obama represents America, especially because the country is 3/4 white just shows you are an idiot, because if its 3/4 whites… and the black guy gets elected, then obviously most of them “black hatin’ whities” voted for him. enough with playing the “pity me” minority card… its ooooooold,
hey dumbass james? Obama won WITHOUT a majority of white voters (57% of registered white voters voted against him).
That leaves 43% of white folk who voted for Obama. 43% of whites is a very large number (whites outnumber non-whites by a 6 to 1 margin in the US), that, combined with 85+% of all registered non-white voters voting for Obama, and you got an Obama victory.
Black hatin’ whities like you are still pissed that Obama won, but you’ll be alright…..
beeeeeeeotch.
I heard there was a black guy who voted for McCain. Probably just one of those urban legends, but still worth looking into.
“Go get a g*ddamn job, dog. S**t, leave me alone. Get a job”
borntobemild, you are my DOG (a no teeth, old assed mutt of a dog)…..now shaddap before i kick you again…
beeeeeeotch!
Aaaah, R Kelly… Now, about that J-O-B. Seek employment now. Get off this computer. You’ve been at this long enough. Get some fresh air. You are simply not cut out for this.
Well put.
I laughed my tail off when I first saw the picture of the Obamas and the Bidens.
Then I laughed my ass off when I realized that was the whole article.
Stuff White people like: Bitching.
Pages: [41] 40 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 32 31 … 1 » Show All