#114 America
November 4, 2008 by clander
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Man Kevin Weeks the new starting goalie of the New Jersey Devils
Black people have progressed so much
Finally
other things white people like:
hope
change
election day 2008!
eat it ray emery
They like America when it’s something approved by people of other cultures/nations… especially Europeans.
Ultimate whiteness.
Also, stickers that they can proudly wear that tells the world they voted.
when you can tell the world that, they will look at you in awe, and with envy that you could vote for a half white President.
God bless us all.
I mean… Allah bless us all.
I mean… believe in God? Huh?
For the first time in my adult life I’m really proud of my country.
Or at least they pretended to with this election in order to impress their black friends and give them selves a hot top when at cocktails parties.
As I was watching, I noticed Diane Sawyer, and every other news anchor wanted to ask about how historic it was that an African American was elected to the Presidency, and how big of a turn out the black vote was. This presidential race was never about the color of your skin, our candidates skin, gender, or age. It was about ideals and the infectious hope that we all share that we can move in the right direction; that we NEED to change.
I’m so excited that we’ve all taken a huge step in the right direction, and that Barack Obama is our next President!
And I just want to congratulate you on being very un-racist! You are a superior white person, not, as President Obama puts it, “…a typical white person.”
America – Fuck yeah!
i love america. and multicultural people. and filipinos. and awesomeness. mainly. i love the awesomeness of filipinos. and the non-horror of tonights election. and i love the hope that one day my children can grow up in a world where they dont piss themselves and punch a cop. i love that. it makes my heart bleed with joy for the earth…
…i also love jesus…
thank you america. sincerely,
love, the best writer in canadian history…not alastair macleod. but close… thanks a lot guys.
also, kevin weekes started for the hurricanes way back. so calm the fuck down valentin. you trolling pansy…ha…
I was just being a person. Sorry?
I didn’t realize we had to make all the comments on this blog in the typical, ” I’m a white person, here’s what I say!”
I put 500 on Obama yesterday, Thanks for the free 75 bucks America!
Um…white people don’t like Obama. Just look at the exit polls.
This evening has inspired a patriotism in me that I’ve never experienced. For the first time ever I’m truly, truly proud to be a part of this country.
This is, of course, at least the 110th time that SWPL has made me question my own identity as a non-white individual.
Um, the odds would’ve given you a $50 total return, losing $450. Unless you’re working minimum wage, in which case the big O will be cutting you that check for the extra $525+.
Today, I heard “change” in local gym, rental furniture, and used car ads.
It’s the “bling bling” of 2008.
Thanks a lot, Barack.
Argh, now I have the “Team America” theme on loop in my head! Curse you, Pacific Reporter!
Seriously though, I am immensely proud of the decision that the American majority has made. You didn’t elect the first black president – you chose an intelligent, qualified person with ambition and hopes aplenty for the future of the US and the world.
Bravo.
We LOVE us!
“you chose an intelligent, qualified person with ambition and hopes aplenty for the future of the US and the world.”
I really curious if he will be full of ambition and hope in four (or eight) years time or if the new job will crush his soul.
White people all over the world salute you! Congratulations from Sweden.
I knew this would happen…the sense of humor sucked out of America by an Obama victory. There’s no one left to mock now.
Awesome that his ‘typical (wrong kind of) white (racist) person’ grandma didn’t have to witness this. I know that that is a wicked thing to say, but I thought it when I heard that she’d died.
White people all around the world love Obama, not because he is black but because he has vision, passion and genuinely cares for his fellow Americans, the planet and the rest of the world.
Today proved that racists are the true minority.
Oh, don’t worry. The “right” kind of white people (people in Portland and selected Brooklyn neighborhoods, Apple Computer and/or Volkswagen product owners) still have the “wrong” kind of white people, like Texans (outside Austin), people who drink domestic beer and watch stock car racing without irony, to say nothing of church goers, gun owners, and white people with plain old bad taste to mock long into the near future.
The poor, uh, I mean, wrong kind of white, we shall have always.
Phew.
(wipes brow)
Erm not really.
Let’s not forget that you do get your stake back too when you bet. Otherwise what would be the point ;-/
Im Canadian and we cared way more about the out come of this election than our own. (Won by the Newfoundland Separitist party)
Just don’t abandon him now. He’s not a savior, he’s a leader. But if no one wants to follow, you guys are screwed anyway and in four years people will be bawling their guts out after Palin/BushIII win the election.
Don’t abandon him. That’s all I’m saying.
/Soda in Sweden
AMERICA, I’M PROUD OF YOU.
Although, it will sad not to be able to mock the Americans tourists in France anymore and saying that their President is an idiot 😦 Happy days.
Fact. White people love this blog: http://ooezone.wordpress.com/
Bush wasn’t an idiot, you tool. He had a higher IQ than Kerry, and probably you.
Obama is a pseud through and through.
We’re glad the idiots who brought us World War 2 are proud!
Damn right.
I’m so proud of Obama. I’m also proud of my fellow voters for making the right choice.
Does anyone care what the french think?
I own a VW and drink domestic beer (or does Pabst have enough street cred not to count?).
True.
I was just thinking about the before and after pictures you see sometimes of presidents and how much they age from the pressures of the job.
being completely delusional. suckers.
That depends – do you drink it ironically? Preferably while out bowling with other white urbanites in vintage blue collar work shirts with other people’s names sewn over the left breast pocket? Or are you just drinking it because it’s objectively cheap or subjectively tasty?
The “right” kind of white people in Brooklyn, Allston, Seattle and Hyde Park love drinking PBR (and Keystone, OE800, etc.) as an ironic gesture (see “self aware hip hop references” on this blog for the intended mood).
These same “right” kind of white people are far less amused when the “wrong” kind of white people who live in places like Mobile, Sheboygan or Grand Forks drink it because it leaves enough money left over to buy extra chips for their “Monday Night Football” house parties. That’s so tacky.
The “right” sort of white people love filtering and displaying their ordinarily mundane purchases through the level of ironic intent involved in owning and/or consuming it. It gives their (oh, who am I kidding? OUR!) lives meaning beyond being just another gang of filthy nouveau riche barbarians engaged in an endless one upsmanship contestd with one another.
That these same people have turned the degree of irony involved in these purchases into a competition just brings back to square one, but I digress …
The right kind of white people would feel like they’ve died and gone to heaven if they could just get their black friends (ibid) to proclaimed how cool and non-racist they are for voting for Barack Obama (also ibid).
For 10 bonus points, making this declaration within earshot of other white people (they’d just die of envy!)
For infinite bonus points, making this declaration within earshot of other white people AND other black people (who would then become new black friends/status symbols, thus causing the other white people in attendance to shit themselves and drop dead on the spot from jealousy).
The correct way of looking at this election through the filter of Stuff White People Like is that voting is like buying something. It’s not enough to simply do it privately or for utilitarian – you have to make sure everyone else can see it and congratulate you on it.
Notice in these comments how the right sort of white people here are creaming their vintage jeans over the compliments paid to them by Europeans who ordinarily have little interest or knowledge of the US political system. They have parlayed their participation in electing an otherwise unremarkable politician into a compliments from foreign strangers on their remarkable degree of sophistication and cosmopolitanism. In other words, stuff white people REALLY like!
Given the disgraceful outcomes of the four anti-gay ballot measures, I’m not feeling very #114 this morning.
What the heck are we going to do now !?!!?!
OK, we have a democratic president, but who let the Congress and the HOUSE stay that way?
…no Republicans around to balance the power!!!!
This country is F#@#!D
Yes, America. Yes, yes.
YES!!! What a great day.
That’s it! I’m moving to America
San Antonio, Houston, Dallas, El Paso, and a number of border town’s counties all voted Obama in the majority, in addition to Austin. White people love urban demographic charts.
YEAH !!! you can no longer play the race card !!!!
No matter how great things actually are, some people always have the ability to bring it to a sour and mundane level.
Thanks Loki
If anybody f#cked up the balance, it was the republicans themselves that enjoyed a bit too much of their majority status. The stuck it up their own, so to speak. And that’s where the power of democracy lands.
And BTW, what the fuck is up with this automatic message saying that I’m posting duplicate things? Sensors?
Fuck this shit. Sayo~nara SWPL, you are getting way too fucked up.
When do Democrats get to stop running against George W. Bush? One of the things I liked least about Obama was the fact that he seemed to refuse to run against John McCain. I look forward to the day when a candidate faces the man against the table from him rather than at that man’s predecessor.
I didn’t vote for him (though I considered it strongly for a long time), but I am intrigued by Obama. It’ll be an interesting four years. I anticipate being surprised; I think it’s going to either be much better or much worse that anyone expects.
Yes We Can Yes We Did !!!
People waited until last night’s victory and now Obama’s Nation t-shirts have become a very hot item. Get yours now.
http://www.zazzle.com/1darryl
Ray Emery? The former goalie for the Ottawa Senators who’s been kicked out for showing up late and hung over to practice and is now playing pro hockey in Russia? And is black?
What’s your beef with Ray, Lander?
THANK GOD, now I can wear flip flops all year long since I dont have to move to Canada….dont get me wrong, Canada is nice, but America is soooo much better, and warmer…
yeah me either…..im happy about obama, but soooo dissapointed in america. Oddly enough, it was those same black people who helped obama win, that helped those anti-gay measures pass too….
ok michelle, dont you have first lady stuff to do????
Hey…nice post.
Angie (from over at http://www.HalfAssedKitchen.com)
Like obama would have never actually won if he was white, born in Mississippi, little experience, and had never been outside the country…
Congratulations on securing what should have been a no-brainer outcome.
http://www.iftheworldcouldvote.com
The rest of the world sighs relief, welcome back to the global community.
Just please be careful not to lapse back into the insufferably overzealous patriotism so many americans are so poised to launch into. The road ahead demands critical thinking, not flag waving.
sweden=white mecca….speaking of mecca, when are you going to get a handle on that muslim population?
C’mon, Christian. I was hoping for a much better and funnier post than this. Your last two posts were so good and I need something to take the edge off the end of the longest election season in history.
HA HA HA i love funny jokes….george bush smarter the kerry…god some people are natural comics, where do they get this stuff??
Amen! I love America too, that’s why I voted for Obama!
Er, no, it’s not that easy. I mean, congratulations on being 3% smarter than we all feared, but you still have to fix your global screw ups. Then we’ll think about liking you again.
Statistically, white people like Obama! There aren’t
enough minorities in the US to overcome an all white
majority. If it wasn’t for the white people looking at
the real issues, Obama wouldn’t be president.
It can also be said that black people didn’t vote for Obama
because he’s black. There have been several other
black presidential candidates that have been black but
not of substance. Whether you voted for McCain or Obama, Obama needs our support to get us out of these tough
times.
Hmm. I am trying to follow this thread: They like America, but want to move to Canada? They like Asian girls and comparing things to European travels? I think white people either like the “idea” of America, or are really confused.
Hall Monitor http://detentionslip.org
Yes you did America. Welcome back.
Nice post Christian.
Maybe we didn’t do it for you. We did it for us.
Bad and incredibly biased sample size.
Like Obama said, we’re getting ready to get to work.
… now stop assuming every American is the same person.
=)
above all else, white people love irony.
Nice. As a Canadian, I would’ve welcomed the exodus, but this is soooo much better. Well done, America.
There were no substantial issues talked about in this election, just a bunch of empty rhetoric.
really elegant post, no matter what anyone comments, it’s perfect.
I was there in Grant Park and it was AMAZING!!!!!!
Ask yourself where you would be without us; and then go fuck yoruself.
yourself
True, but they all say it is the best job in the world.
Maybe for you, but for my mother and father who haven’t stopped crying since it was about having a black president. Thank you America!
–oops, who let the black man on the list?
Hmm, obama would not have won had he been a completely different person, what an intriguing idea.
perfect post for the morning after. ❤
as a canadian– i congratulate you, america. as mo already said, welcome back.
I think I see in Obama something special, something which seldom comes along. When the conditions are right unique leaders rise to the occasion. It happened at the time our Constitution was formed; it happened again with Lincoln, and then Roosevelt, and now with Obama. All he has to do is what he said he would, and on the other side we’ll all be better for it, and more importantly our children will be better for it. I’m a believer, and he has my support.
The least that could happen is that we have health care for everyone in this nation, and in my book that would make him a hero.
I’m excited to get on with it. Get out of town Bush.
There’s a town somewhere in Texas that is finally getting its idiot back.
They like THREATENING to move to Canada. None of us would actuallly move there.
Well played, Sir, well played.
Then I pose this question to you. What about somewhat broke college students who drink OE800, Keystone and PBR both due to irony and economic necessity? What kind of white people are they? I am genuinely curious.
Beautiful.
Oy. I think the majority elected a well-spoken man with no real experience, and most of them didn’t know where he stands on issues. I can’t wait till he’s in office and people finally figure out they’re not getting everything for free, and their taxes are going WAY up.
Canada is too liberal for me. If you don’t like your country, YOU do something about it to make it better! Don’t be a coward and leave. Trust me, people will be complaining about Obama in office before you know it.
Newfoundland Separitists?
You wish.
Finally I have something to be proud of, for the next four years I can go abroad and not lie about my homeland!
Does anyone care what you think?
(Rhetorical question – look it up)
Do last nights election results mean that White People in America will no longer threaten to move to Canada? 😉
I was not there, I am not american… But I am really admirative of this campaign and america’s democracy.
I would argue that the type of white people described by this site do not, in fact, love America.
the “right” kind in training. after their low-paying internships are over and they can afford to purchase the occasional microbrew, they’ll swap irony for nostalgia and drink PBR, Keystone, and OE800 almost just as often.
just as the same people will during the week adhere to dress codes put upon them by their jobs, but they’ll likely shake the dust off of their vintage shirts (and scarves!) at the outdoor festivals on the weekends.
Well, you would be wrong.
I have always loved my country, but it’s nice to be proud of it again. Here’s to not having to apologize when I travel abroad anymore!
This post is perfect.
Unique history has been made!
finally, woow. well, its really time for WHITE ppl to wake the F up.
Does this mean that white people get to use the N word now?
Yes, I saw you on TV!
I’m not sure why you would have to ever apologize for being American. Maybe if you voted for George Bush you could apologize for that, but you shouldn’t apologize for something you couldn’t control. It’s like apologizing for you race.
White people do love getting their way.
I think Obama is a well spoken man – i agree whole heartedly – i get tired of people voting for him simply because he’s black and/or it’s the ‘cool’ thing to do. Sadly this blog is funny, but also very true – the ‘white’ people this blog talks about refers to these patronizing upper and upper/middle class whites who are more concerned with ideas than where the rubber meets the road. I don’t care if Obama’s black, white, muslim, Catholic, whatever – he has almost no experience in national politics. Sure he’s a great talker, so are used car salesmen, does that mean they’d make great presidents? Let’s wait before we bestow ‘crunkest president’ to Obama. My bet is he’ll be called ‘uncle tom’ before the mid term elections.
vancouver’s still in play – I hear they have wicked weed up there.
So a lieing, socialist, supporter of baby killing, Kenyan who will never live up to his promises is America… well this sucks.
I think this is what _any_ person likes!
I think I am going to move to Canada. I’m sick of all the reverse racism in America. Congratulations! You finally have a black president. But with out the white vote he would not be there. So stop rubbing it in our faces.
Touche’
Why would you even ask that?
Who’s fault was that, sport. The right tried to smear their way to the presidency. No new ideas, only tired tactics meant to distract.
First of all, he’s a milato, he’s only half black. Secondly, I like the sarcasm there. And don’t worry fellow Republicans, we’re going to get the last laugh when everything falls apart in this country.
Honkey, is your real name Elizabeth Hasslebeck? Do you really think last night’s millions and millions of white votes were stemmed by reverse racism?
You, and people like you, wouldn’t find many Canuck friends here because there are even more reverse racists in the Great White North. 🙂
It truly is a historic day for stereotypical White People in America! Yes!
Your best post yet! I like ’em all because they make me laugh at myself and I need to do that on a regular basis. This time however, I laugh with joy and hope–along with the rest of the enlightened whiteys out there.
Barack–illegitimi non carborundum!!
Predictable entry. What did you have if McLame won?
If you’re going to call someone something, try and spell it right (mulatto) . . . not that it matters. If you republicans are laughing when the country falls apart, you must be sore from laughing for the last eight years . . . YAY OBAMA!
There are way too many people here who are concerned about race… I mean, I understand the point of this blog, but, really… give it a rest.
Barack Obama won: yay! If you voted Republican, I’m sure you did so with the best intentions and I’m proud of you for standing up for what you believe in. We all have our good and bad points, but, generally, I believe people are altruistic, as are their intentions. More importantly, however: all that competition must be put aside as the only thing that will make for an effective America in the long run is not a Democrat or Republican government, but a united America!
If you’re a democrat: good job, you got your man into the white house. Don’t be a poor winner (i.e. don’t be a dick). Respect everyone. Also, keep in mind that we’re starting to see that the race of the candidates DIDN’T play such a huge factor (if you believe CNN). While the outcome owes a lot to people of minorities voting in record numbers, people of all creed and race voted for Obama. Stop being devisive and treat everyone in the spirit that your leader would have you treat other who are different from you.
Besides, by 2050, all of us “honkeys” will be in the minority. Then we can all be happy (since white people like having friends who are minorities, and being the only white people around)!
“baby killing”
hahahhahaha
Yeah, it’s HIS fault.
It’s OK, we don’t like you either.
WJS, no I don’t think that white people voted for Obama because of reverse racism. The point I am trying to make, is that blacks have made this more about race than whites and now that Obama has won they are claiming the victory for all blacks when in fact he would not have had a snow balls chance in hell of winning without the white vote.
P.S.
I don’t think you know the meaning of reverse racism.
P.P.S
Don’t worry about me moving up north. I was just kidding. I would rather live in Idaho than Canada.
P.P.P.S.
Fuck Idaho!!
A link to the Canadian department for immigration.
I’m black– and had it been Flavor Flav running I HIGHLY DOUBT I would vote for him based on that superficial reason.
🙂
I have no issue with Obama winning the election. I’m a moderate Republican and I voted for him. I do however find it annoying that people were crying when he won like he was the second coming of the messiah. The guy hasn’t done anything but deliver speeches so far. Reality check people.
Congratulations America – I am sure we all have a better time ahead in the world 🙂
They like America NOW, prior to this, not so much.
It’s not that Obama wasn’t the BEST choice for the job, though I’m proud that he won. He was just the better choice. There’s still a long way to go for him.
“america” actually designates an entire two continents – north and south america. calling the united states “america” is incredibly insensitive and privileges the united states while making the rest of two continents rhetorically invisible.
Bunch of salty ass honkies in here. You lost. Deal with it.
I think it’s a fair question. We voted for Obama because of our white guilt. Now that that debt is paid for, we should be free to use the N word.
Yaaaaaaaay! What a great moment for us white folks!!!
A new entry in SWPL entitled
“Threatening to boycott something for a day or do something extreme if a major decision does not go in your favor with no serious intention of following through.”
Examples of course being to move to Canada or to decide that you’re not going to buy oil from Exxon/Mobil for a day because prices are too expensive.
semantics
You’ll be real sad when you realize that your reparations check is not coming. You ain’t getting your forty acres and a mule either.
Well if it’s such a big deal, while aren’t there any other countries with “America” in there name? I think people are just trying to find a way to be offended.
I know, I know, I know. Most of you are going to think I’m a racest. At this point in my life I don’t care. I’m not one to give in to political correctness or in to idiots who can’t win an argument anyother way than to start the “you must be a racest CRAP!”. And I know a few blacks who would agree with me. But, anybody who dosen’t believe race wasn’t the reason most blacks voted for BO is a fool. Just listen to John Lewis, congressman from Georgia. And, even though I voted for MacCane, I’m somewhat glad he won. If He hadn’t won I’d bet you $$$ there’d be HELL in the streets of America happening right now.
I’ll have more to say on this later. I have a JOB and I need to get back to work.
lying, notdumb.
Hey Mr. or Ms fuck rednecks,
You are one of the reasons I’ll never vote Liberal.
Something tells me you’re not the type of white person this blog is catering to.
Oh and its McCain not McCane. Nice try though.
…for the other reasons you’ll have to check out his upcoming biography of Pierre Trudeau…
lulz
interweb’s comments probably aren’t the best place for postmodern rigmarole.
if you laugh while the country falls apart, doesn’t that make you kind of “un-patriotic.” i bet bin laden would laugh if our country fell apart too. why don’t we stop the divisive politics and attempt to make the world a better place ourselves? you don’t need a person in office to do that. you can start today. volunteer. give some money to a cause.
wow, 8 pages of comments and he didn’t even write anything. what a sweet job, I wanna write a book now too!
What’s his vision? Seriously. He never gave a plan; he just said we needed change. Rhetoric.
The debates were about McCain and Obama telling the voters what the other guy would do when in power. Heaven forbid they talk about what they would do.
Dynamite drop-in. Wish I was as smart as you.
Something tells me Canadians wouldn’t exactly welcome someone like you with open arms.
Is race the reason that 89% of blacks voted for John Kerry? He’s not exactly gracing the cover of Ebony magazine.
http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2004/pages/results/states/US/H/00/epolls.0.html
Flavor Flav! 🙂 That would have been very funny to see!
because your feeling are hurt because you self-identify as a redneck and some people on the internet are not very diplomatic? that’s a bad reason.
yep. if he’d been a white republican named mccain, he totally would have lost.
you mean lizzzzzzady…!!!
Hey White Person:
I can’t imagine that they miss you too much at work since you spell like a five year old.
Be quiet plz.
Surfs Up America
Congratulations on electing a Hawaiin
Let’s hit the beach dude!
really? it was those same black people.
so i’m sure the homosexual black population passed the anti-gay measures too?
correct me if i’m wrong, but i’m pretty sure they were just as disappointed
Yeah dude! Fuckin Black people OWN!!!!!11!1!
I hear Barraka Broseph Obama is a socialist? Maybe he can get budlight back from the fuckin belgians and nationalize that shit.
HOPE.
CHANGE.
THAT ONE 08.
Way to demonstrate your ignorance by stereotyping everybody who lives outside of one of the places where (as you say) the “right” kind of white people live as ignorant and poor rednecks. Also, I shouldn’t fail to mention your obvious dislike of those who choose to have religious beliefs (i.e. church goers). Try not to sink to such a level; the real irony is that you yourself are becoming more of a bigot than the people you accuse of it.
Ha. WWII. Why are people so paranoid?
I am white, and I fucking love America
and i fucking love obama
i don’t think that there is anything to be mocked about when people love their country, or their president
The word “Destroying” should be before the word “America”. You know? All those good intentions that the road to a four-year hell are paved with?
Wow. I didn’t know this blog attracted so many of the Wrong Kind of White People.
Someone needs to start a “Stuff Subtly Racist Conservatives Like.” This site is not about you.
He did give a plan. If you’re interested, I’ll send you my copy.
Maybe you should actually read my post before commenting. I said I was kidding about going to Canada. Something tells me that Canadians would welcome you thoug. You’re such a moron they would probably make you the Prime Minister. Eh!
It’s funny, because now I have to.
you cavemen are so gosh darn amusing.
ok so if its NOT that he WASN’T the best choice then you mean that he WAS the best choice. So now he is both the better and the best choice. White People Like posting nonsensical drivel on blogs.
White women also seem to dig those matching jacket and skirt ensembles.
But I have to admit – I’m white and I DO love America. And I’m not even American! Man, this site really knows its stuff!
Yeah that’ll be real funny.
Reverse Racism. White People Like: ultimately becoming the victims of their own oppression.
White People…..
Why?
I’d have to agree, the economy is not a substantial issue for you rich ofays.
Cute.
Who. Cares.
If I ever ran into you on the street, I’d buy you a beer, or a coffee; whichever suits you best.
Obamanomics is a good book outlining his plan but this simpleton probably would be overwhelmed with the “big” words. I think its safe to say that Chris has no idea how to distinguish a plan from “rhetoric” (misleading statements, pandering to Tommy 12 Packs, , Joe the P., Bill Ayers, Rev Wright etc…).
Perhaps Obama should have fashioned a popular surf-rock song from the 60’s into an ignorant rant advocating the mindless bombing of _____, now thats a good plan.
I found this site after I googled irony, and this was on the main page.
Touched.
I never thought this one would be true, but today it is. I’m amazed.
This is awesome! Go America!
Amen.
We are tragically self-conscious.
Cheer to that
YES!
: )
very true.
obama’s given me a newfound faith in this country.
For the first time in my adult life I proud of our neighbour to the south. I’m also happy to not have to listen to people threaten to move to Canada.
God shed is grace on thee.
Yes. I agree. I am amazed too that this country would elect a person who has no experience in leading anything. Especially in the middle of the worst economic times in our generation, and in the midst of two wars. I would say that this is unpresedented stupidity, however, the Germans did elect Hitler when he promised to lead them through their darkest times. That seemed to work out pretty well for the world.
Seattle didn’t burn, people were hugging complete strangers in the streets of Seattle and no one was killed. I should know, I was there. One fight almost broke out in front of me, but when we all started shouting “PEACE” at the top of our lungs the two guys hugged and patted each other on the back. WOW! And the Seattle Police were great! One officer was a hoot. He asked if we would start cheering for the Seahawks. There were no arrests last night.
One thing that really cracked me up: We took to the streets, then we took to the sidewalks. We even stopped at the lights. Must have been the most law-abiding mob in history.
I’m not getting teary-eyed because we have a new president. I’m crying because for once in my life I got to experience something there are no words to describe. I wish all of you could have been in that crowd. The energy was intense. I hope this energy continues. Imagine how much could be accomplished.
The best part: I walked for miles (literally) and didn’t feel a thing. No pain except for my throat (cheering, shouting, yelling). I feel pretty good this morning, too.
I don’t care who any of you voted for. Last night showed that people no matter what their status in life can come together. It was truly a beautiful experience. I’m just sorry I don’t have the literary skills to convey all of it to you.
I’ll say one last thing before I go: I have never seen so many people of different colors hugging. I must have hugged over a hundred people and had a hundred people hug me back. One guy practically threw me in the air and I’m no feather weight. No one cared about color or dress. People were crying in the streets and everyone noticed because they were joining them. No one was alone in that crowd. Even the cops were getting into the spirit by letting us pose with them for pictures and letting us hug or shake their hands.
This was no WTO or Mardi Grais. This was Peace. People of Seattle were actually cheering for the police. People were waving the American flag and it wasn’t burning. People were ….
Sorry, I ran out of words. Wait, I have a phrase.
People were making History.
I’ll end with one word. Wow!
“Comparing people to Hitler…”
Haven’t I read that somewhere?
08AMA!
Oh yea… sure i agree…
Hitler gave good speeches too.
Ehhh…Not always true.
We can all have health care in this country right now. Its called the “get a fucking job and pay for your insurance you lazy piece of shit” plan.
I think he/she was toying with the stereotype that blacks are homophobic, (which I believe grew out of a few intolerant hip hop expressions.)
Our long national nightmare is finally over!
America has not been the country of our forefathers for many years. The country’s path into socialism has been decided long ago. Soon, within 30 years, millions of jobs will be lost to intelligent machines and this country will finally surpass the nations of Europe with 70%+ tax rates to provide for the many on unemployment. World government approaches. Anyone who gave their life to this country did so in vain. Most Americans were dumb enough to think their vote had merit, while the real people in power laughed. All those proud of this country should be euthanized.
I do hope he leads well, and that “spread the wealth” around was an unintentional over-exaggerated slip of the tongue.
I’m proud of McCain, I’m proud of Obama.
I’m proud of our 3rd parties.
The conession and victory speeches were well done.
Obama offer to make McCain the defense secretary, or at least some position of importance. That would prove to everyone that he was truly post-partisan.
I thought McCain speech was very gracious! I respect him but GO OBAMA!!!!!
I appreciate the irony, i don’t see one person there that likes America.
Maybe the title should be, Handouts
or Socialism
or Economic and social collapse.
Good work America
you really fucked it up this time.
Don’t you realise that America is one of the only developed countries in the world that does not provide decent health care free of charge to all of its citizens? Every time I travel to America I feel so disgusted to see such extreme poverty and such grotesque wealth. It is really much worse than so many developing countries I have been to.
It is also one of the only developed countries in the world that only allows its workers 2 weeks of holidays per year. How are you supposed to have proper relationships and quality of life with that miniscule amount of time not working?
This is just not civilised and a sad indictment of American values which appear to be 1. money 2. guzzling (fuel, food, electricty, cheap crap from China etc.) 3. guns (WTF?)
Time to get up to date with the rest of the developed world and get your priorities right.
I voted for McCain, but I am proud of both he and Obama for graciously accepting their roles.
Here’s to hoping Obama nothing but the best!
I can’t believe someone who can’t even spell racist actually has a job!
How about you go and get a proper education and then maybe you will understand why the majority of white people couldn’t care less about the colour of someone’s skin.
They were crying because it was an historic moment that they were proud to be a part of. Even McCain acknowledged this. It would have been the same if Hilary had become president.
I was crying because I felt so sad for him not having his mum, dad and grandparents around to see his victory. I think he was actually quite sad about that too and trying not to cry himself.
Well I hate to tell you Sally, but nothing is free. Those countries that provide health care to their citizens do so because they tax the crap out of its people. I’ve had health care since I was eighteen. When I was in the military and then when I started working and was able to afford health care. I’m sorry but I don’t feel a bit sorry for a piece of crap that wants to sit in the ghetto collecting checks because they don’t want to work. I say that the sooner they die from lack of health care, the better.
Get over it. He is your President now. McCain asked you to support him. At least give him a chance. He can’t do any worse than Bush.
dear best regards
Go suck a bible you regressive hillbilly fuck! I hope you forget to keep breathing! I wish you the worst kind of cancer. I award you no points and may god have pity on your piece of shit soul.
Yup, you’ve really showed your superiority in liking America by getting pissy at its democratic choice.
Yeah I agree. No one else gives a shit about Canada either.
Thanks Olivia! Regardless of who people voted for, here’s hoping Obama will lead us in a good direction!!
Did anyone videotape this?
I hate the States.
Sadly, I’ve heard at least a few bitter republicans threaten to move to Canada. Clearly, it must be to escape the horrible looming threat of more widely available healthcare in the US. Because clearly Canada is ultra-conservative and doesn’t have anything like that going on…nope, not at all.
So watch out, you may have a bunch of uninformed conservative folks coming your way. Just thought you might want the heads-up. 😀
Thank you, though. I’m proud of us too for the first time in my life since I became old enough to understand/care about politics.
I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Too bad you’re not old enough to remember when Clinton said he would bring us universal health care in 1992. It did’nt happen then and it won’t happen now. You want health care? Get a job. You will die waiting around for the “Messiah” to get it for you.
Why does the word “Socialism” always freak Americans out? It was clear Obama was NOT referring to antiquated notions of Communism, but for fairer tax policies for the middle class. I’m sure the people that earn $10 million per annum can afford another few percent tax hike so that less fortunate people can get by a little easier.
I swear this blog is psychic. I’m white and I love America. Okay, so maybe I’m lying a little bit. But I do like Obama, he’s going to be a great president.
Dwayne.
http://probablysucks.com
What do you mean pissy? Just wait. You will be very satisfied with this counties “democratic choice” if your last name is Khrushchev, or maybe Marx or anything like that. I am no more superior in my patriotism than anyone else, I just call it as I see it. If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, than it must be…a communist.
What we need is a Joe McCarthy era inquisition.
You will agree with me in about two years when the shit really hits the fan.
Thanks
and may your Messiah Barry Hussein Obama lead you and your family to socialist poverty.
Ignorant.
Communism is socialism. Do your homework. What party was Khrushchev associated with?
Look on the bright side, bestregards. When you do get the cancer that was wished on you, atleast Obama will give you health care to make you all better. Oh wait. That is never going to happen you dillusional morons. The only way to get decent health care is to get off your ass and get a job.
Vote Libertarian in 2012
I don’t like Mcain either. I’m a Libertarian. And only time will tell how bad he fucks this up.
Actually, s/he was probably referring to this:
I couldn’t help but say “awwww” when I scrolled down and saw that was it. Its a pretty amazing time to be young, my friends
Bottom line is this:
Best Defense is a Good Offense
Keep the White House White
America The Beautiful, Sarah Palin
Tony Hawk/Young Jeezy 2012.
Guy’s family is living in poverty while he lives in a million dollar home.
Threw one grandmother under the bus and the other lives in a shantytown.
Accepts donations from his illegal alien aunt that he doesn’t even know is living in the USA.
Admits he wants to “bankrupt” the coal industry which provides 50% of American power.
Marxist, and a follower of a man who dedicated his playbook to Lucifer.
Racist pig who dumped his girlfriend because she was white.
Affirmative action case who couldn’t cut it in the private sector.
Lets his mother die on food stamps after he graduates Harvard Law.
No accomplishments.
Race hustler, whose race hustler wife gets $300,000 a year from taxpayers.
Dirty Chicago politician.
Palpable antipathy toward all things white evident in his autobiography.
Obvious dislike of the decent “white folk” who raised him after he was abandoned, twice, by his African father and Marxist mother.
Son of a drunk who would give Henry Earl a run for his money and whose parents sent Obama’s mom’s parents a letter saying they didn’t want their son’s blood to be “sullied” by a white woman.
Running on meaningless platitudes of “hope” and “change”.
Ran on anti-war platform only until Hillary was out of the way, now considered even by neo-cons such as Bill Kristol to be about the same as McCain on foreign policy.
Thinks America should invade nuclear armed Pakistan. Pledged three times to AIPAC to do “everything” to prevent sovereign state of Iran from developing defensive weaponry.
Anti-religion, in a country over 90% religious.
Thinks the government should seize citizens’ guns.
Illiterate affirmative action wife’s thesis released revealing deep hatred of white society, says she’s not proud to be American.
Will probably make females eligible for draft.
Wants to introduce expensive new social programs such as a national babysitting program during economic downturn.
Bought and paid for by mortgage and loan industry.
Humorless, can’t take a joke even from fellow Marxist Mo Dowd.
Wants to release tens of thousands of felons on to the streets and give criminals a free pass if they enter rehab.
Full-on “Israel First”er who will let American policy be driven from Jerusalem.
Wants to extend affirmative action to women at a time when American firms are already struggling to compete internationally.
Socialized medicine.
Not very honest, or bright, overrated as a speaker.
Will likely declare an amnesty on black prisoners, black supporters are already talking about counting on a fellow brother for pardons.
Empty vessel whose blackeness is used as a human shield by the Axelrods and Ayerses of America to make America even more Marxist.
Uses his kids as an electoral prop on Entertainment Tonight.
Few if any accomplishments, disturbing habit of voting “present”.
learn how to spell delusional
OMG. I misspelled a word. Oh no. Maybe I should return my degree. Since you are apparently an editor, tell me. Am I spelling douche-bag correctly? I would hate to misspell your name.
Wow, you’re quite angry. Have a great day!
P.S. White people like him.
I think the title of the blog probably gets it included in lots of WKOWP google searches.
Aforementioned WKOWP then thinks to him/herself, “Garsh, I’m white (glances quickly at arms and hands to verify), I wonders what kinda’ stuff I’s likes.”
man, i can’t wait to get wiretapped or drafted. Civil liberties suck anyway.
Are you serious??? Get a life!!!!
uh… communism isn’t socialism genius.
wow honestly i have no problem with people making an informed decision about obama…but this is not informed. so much of this is just flat wrong.
anti-religion? where did you get that from?
no accomplishments? how about magna cum laude from harvard?
Wants to extend affirmative action to women at a time when American firms are already struggling to compete internationally.
Correct me if I’m wrong…but are you saying that having more women in the workforce will hinder our ability to compete? Unbelievable…
Claims of “reverse racism” = fake outrage
The best part is the use of the word “reverse,” as if there’s a correct way that racism ought to be conducted.
“What we need is a Joe McCarthy era inquisition.”
oh yeah…becuase that was such a great thing last time.
You do realize our civil liberties disappeared under Bush, right?
Is this your first time reading SWPL, Sam? You should probably take a few minutes to familiarize yourself with the content of the blog before sticking a knitting needle straight into your outrage gland.
SPOILERS: Duh, that’s the whole point of it, Sam.
What’s funny is that the “right type of white people” as described most in this blog don’t actually like America all that much.
By your tone, I assume that you’ve been accused of being a racist before, and you’re annoyed by that. Perhaps you don’t understand why it is that people take offense at things that you say. In just the two paragraphs you wrote, it’s pretty obvious:
You believe that there would be mayhem in the streets (wrought by black people) had Obama not won. Why? Because black people are naturally violent, hyper-aggressive and lacking self control?
“I have a JOB…” Why are you pointing that out? Nearly everyone here probably has a job (or two) and/or goes to school. Oh, but of course, you say that to highlight the difference between you and those too-lazy-to-work, handout-seeking black people.
You’re up to your face in stereotypes already and you’ve written barely enough words to fill a postcard.
Name one civil liberty that you personally lost under bush. You have never been wiretapped, unless you happen to be a terror suspect. Habius Corpus was only suspened for enemy combatants, not you, unlike under JFK, and FDR’s administrations, who were both Liberal Democrats by the way. There was no draft, again unlike JFK and FDR’s administrations. The Clinton assault weapons bans were lifted, therby giving you more liberty (and coincidentally, gun related violence went down). Please tell me what liberties I lost. I see none, however under Obama I see my freedom of speech under attack (Fairness Doctrine), my right to my private property taken away (redistribution), and the strictest gun control laws in the history of the country, which has has been proven by the ban on hand guns in DC to increase gun related violence (murder rates tripled).
Today at work, we’re talking about politics and history and race, y’know, it being such a momentous occasion and all, and my co-worker, who is adorable, turns to me and says in this very Lauren Conrad-esque way, this deadpan expression on her face, “If it was me, like, I would totally let black people sit on the front of the bus.”
LOLOL!
Modern-day white people. Ya gotta love ’em!
I’m so sick of trying to explain that to people. They really want to believe their paranoid fantasies, so let them.
man you suck dude. so much.
Can’t we all just get along???
How long did it take you to write all that? All that impotent little rage. Bless your heart…
Good job on the bet: Ralph Nader called him ‘Uncle Tom’ last night.
“DUMPED HIS GIRLFRIEND!!! because she was white!?”
read what u wrote a few times… you will realize your retarded.
Hahahahahaha! Oh man, best comment on this post. (BTW, Trudeau >>> Obama)
Yes, habeus corpus (not “habius”, please use your spellcheck) got taken away from enemy combatants?
But who is an enemy combatant?
Why, according to the Military Commissions Act of 2006, anyone that the President says is an enemy combatant!
You should be worried, Steve. You don’t seem to like Barack Obama. And if Obama really is going to roll out the Gestapo when he takes office (like you seem to be implying and the nuttier blogs are saying), then George W. Bush just gave him the legal tools to do so.
Well… ain’t that a bitch, huh?
People love to argue on the internet.
You are debating America on a Canadian’s blog. (Clander is from Toronto)
Your bitter comments will change nothing.
Even in writing this, I feel like I’ve wasted a small portion of my life.
Arguing on the internet is one of the most pointless things I can think of.
You have a degree!?!?!?!
There’s actually no hyphen in douche bag.
Eh, everyone’s entitled to their own opinions. Obama is President, whether you like it or not. Those of us who didn’t like Bush had to put up with him for eight years, and we did it. There’s really no pleasing everybody.
Why does the word “Socialism” always freak Americans out?
Because most of them are ‘educated’ in front of a television.
(spit-take)
“Best Defense is a Good Offense”
“Keep the White House White”
“America The Beautiful, Sarah Palin”
“Tony Hawk/Young Jeezy 2012.”
Nice. Real nice to see how gracefully you take defeat.
You know what, Bossman? If I can take two terms of George W. Bush, you can take one of Barack Obama. Suck it up and tough it out.
That is so wrong, first of all … (insert Fox News talking point here).
May God strike us all dead for electing B. Hussein. We will be turned into pillars of salt by the end of this year.
you are an idiot.
Ignore all of these cocksuckers attacking you. This is a great post and dead on about Obama X.
Glad to see people have evolved…let’s remember that until a Native American is elected president, we all came to this country via an ancestor who was not born here…. EVERYONE GOT HERE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER…..why does Barack Obama’s middle name continue to come up in discussion???? Smarten up.
“no accomplishments? how about magna cum laude from harvard?”
Affirmative action, his white classmates with better grades were rejected in his favour. He got accepted at Harvard because he was black.
His spot on the Law Review was reserved for a black. And prior to Harvard he attended a forgettable junior college; not exactly the path of an Ivy League intellectual.
After graduating Harvard Law he couldn’t cut it in the private sector as a real lawyer so he sucked government tit.
Just because I love America doesn’t mean I love the decisions it makes. =(
I love you.
I came here to say that the entry is awesome. As someone who has lived in “Real America” my entire life, I finally feel like there are other Americans who share my values (yes, Democrats can use that word too). I am a bit disheartened by the bitter people who chose to post. Why exactly do you read this blog anyway? It’s not about people like you.
To the person who claimed that our civil liberties were not taken away under Bush-where have you been for the past eight years? Did you not see a newscast, or do you only watch Fox News?
The news keeps talking about how much America has grown, and it inspires me to hear it. I am looking to move somewhere that is populated by smart, progressive people who vote the issues instead of party lines or skin color. This White Person heard just today that a friend of my mother’s thinks that northern whites only voted for Obama because they have never had to deal with southern blacks (her words, not mine). She said, “The ones we have down here are always whining about slavery, and think we owe them something.”
I want to move to “Fake America” because the people are better there.
I second that!
Obama is going to do very well. He’s smart and level headed.
He isn’t going to cure what the Bush Administration did–nobody could.– but he will help.
He is putting the street cred of America back into foreign politics.
I am white. I love America and I love that Obama was just elected as President. What a relief after the sh*t we’ve been through for the past 8 years.
Yippeee!
heh, Ray Emery isn’t even the starting goaltender in Russia.
See how affirmative action works? He was a piece of shit goalie to begin with, overhyped by desperately politically correct sportswriters and protected by an organization too frightfully PC to call a black man out when he gets out of line. Now that the jig is up, he can’t even make starting goalie in a second tier league, kind of like how Obama couldn’t get hired in the private sector.
Weekes, many years ago when he played for the Rangers, showed up late for practice with some story that he got mugged. Nobody believed him, but that was back in an era when a black man actually got called on his BS.
Nobody made a big deal out of the black guys in the NHL 25 years ago (Tony McKegney et al); now, all of hockeydom acts like they’ve never seen a black man before.
The emotions many of us are expressing over the announcement that Obama is our president are personal and powerful, and what’s so right is that none of this negative banter can ever take that away!!! You’re stuck with this brilliant feeling for life y’all!! Think about it and smile as much as you want to!!! Woo-hoo!!!
No he’s saying that affirmative action in some cases puts companies at a disability when they have to hire a less experienced person for a position due to diversity. In these rare cases it a valid point.
haha slam!
‘”baby” killing?’
what, did you flunk out of middle school biology?
I don’t have a problem with our new President’s skin color only his lack of experience. There are several black Republicans with more experience that I would have voted for. I just don’t like Democrats liberal agenda of giving freebies to everyone. Free money, free college education, free health care. I believe we should work to provide for ourselves and our families. I am a former subatance abuser who has been clean for over 12 years and you would not believe how many people are out there working the system. I am happy to be fully self supporting today and now I try to help others learn how to do the same. First we have to stop enabling people who are now willing to work because of all the stuff Democrats want to give away. I am also not in favor of all the bailouts we have given to large corporations lately. They should have to be fiscally responsible too.
OMG! a new president! maybe this guy can hel me solve the problems i have in my life that i’m either too lazy or too stupid to fix!
as a white lazy person i am overcome with joy!
a democrat! you know what that means don’t you? bigger goverment! which really means…yes! you guessed it….freebies!!!
free healthcare!!! free education!!! free! free!!
well, i know those things are not really “free”, “someone” has to pay for them, but as long it is not me, i’m all for it!!!
let’s not bring us poor folks up the ladder, let’s bring down everyone else!
“Under democracy, one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule – and both commonly succeed, and are right.”
— “Minority Report” (The Johns Hopkins University Press, 1997 [1956]), p. 222
brilliant. no text required. well played sir.
The fact that so many people I know have repeated the “this is the first time I feel proud of my country comment” is disgusting.
America is a great nation regardless of who is President. I supported Bush and think America is a great nation to be proud of. Barack Obama is now President-elect. I did not vote for him but I am still just as proud of America because America is 300 million people more than who is in the White House.
i love you joe.
really, it’s sad, but you don’t read many comments like these now a days. everyone expects the government to solve all of their problems for them. insane no? i mean, you are putting your life in the hands of the people responsible for the DMV! (to say the least).
i don’t get it.
Less *productive* person. Women also have mental health issues at twice the rate men do, and we all know how they love to sue for sexual harrassment.
If women were as economically productive as men they would have made billions in the tech boom, which required little capital. They didn’t.
We have affirmative action for women up here in Canada, which explains why Canada can’t compete internationally. They totally fuck up the workplace; all they talk about is shoes and birthdays and gossip and which ten dollar sandwich they had/are about to have.
The few exceptions (RIM) get tens of millions in government handouts. In Norway, 40% of a public company’s board of directors have to be women, a move I guarantee is coming to America soon. Bad idea! Ever sat in on a meeting with women? It’s awful. Nobody is going to want to do business with a bunch of uppity cunts – who needs it? – so even more jobs and investment will flow to China and India.
Go phuck yourself Economist! Stupid white (lower case here, a-hole) dipsh!ts like you are really what’s at the core of our problems and why the Chinese and Indian economies are starting to kick our @sses. Stay stupid you inbred phuck and keep driving your pickup down to the where the drive-in used to be so you can dream about days gone by when you weren’t so phuckin’ fat and you used to ‘get some’. Or, better yet, go shoppin’ with your sow and offspring at WalMart for some new clothes. Bigot!
John….YOU are disgusting. Get a brain. Anyone that supported Bush is an idiot. Sorry….the truth hurts.
Yeah, but Obama wants to start a civilian police force that would be as strong as the United States military. Much like the Gestapo in Nazi Germany. His associates are also talking about the “fairness” doctrine which would put severe limits on conservative talk radio. They’re also talking about severely regulating the internet. (This is not a pro-Bush comment btw) I know Obama will be the first one to support all of this because he HATES people questioning him. Right before the election he had three reporters thrown off a plane that he was boarding because he found out that they were from pro-McCain newspapers. But hey, I didn’t like that whole free speech thing anyway.
Boy, you spent a lot of time making up retarded lies. Sore loser, much?
Let’s be clear. His mom died from cancer, not food stamps.
Anti-religious? The dude goes to church. Surprised you didn’t rant about Rev. Wright instead of just making up this complete falsehood.
And that junior college you’re talking about is Occidental, after which he transferred to Columbia University. Conveniently forgot that, huh?
You, Elite One, are definitely the wrong kind of white person.
I have a serious interest in using this post, but I would like your permission first. Trying to avoid that whole plagiarism thing. Also, don’t forget his desire to start the civilian police force (aka the Gestapo) and his support of the fairness doctrine.
How about the fact that he refuses to release not only his birth certificate and medical records, but his transcripts as well?
I know, you’ll like anyone as long as it makes you appear to be capable of accepting diversity than the next guy.
That’s true, he can’t possibly fuck up the country that much in one term.
Amen.
With all the voter fraud that went on I am not to sure about that.
Obama just appointed an ex-soldier in the Israeli Defense Force as his chief of staff. More disturbingly, the ex-IDF soldier in question’s father was a terrorist, a member of Irgun.
Imagine if John McCain had made Osama bin Laden Jr. his chief of staff.
Can a duel citizen who recently was a member of another country’s armed forces and is the son of an unrepentant terrorist reasonably be considered a good pick for the remarkably sensitive post of CoS to POTUS? He’s a ballet dancer too, meaning he is probably a closeted gay, a huge security liability.
We wouldn’t have all the advances in medical technology that we do if health care was socialized. These advances were motivated mainly by money. Also, call me crazy, but I have some issues with medical students being told what type of doctor they are going to be, or having to be placed on a waiting list to receive open heart surgery like other countries with socialized health care. There is a nursing shortage as it is, if we socialize health care it will only get worse from here.
What is disgusting about hearing someone say they feel proud of their country? Try and show some compassion for people that feel this way. You don’t have to agree with them, agree to disagree, it’s your choice. Understand that there is a movement going on, and universal human rights is at the center.
You should take more time to criticize yourself, than your friends. Otherwise, you may be stuck with only yourself and no friends left to criticize, that’s when it gets ugly. Trust me I know.
“He who experiences the unity of life sees his own Self in all beings, and all beings in his own Self, and looks on everything with an impartial eye.” -Buddha
I was so depressed, but your comment just made my night. Thank you.
Haha, this is my favorite SWPL in a while. And my joy is seriously not going to wear off for another 74 days (aka til Inauguration Day) and even then I’ll be so damn proud every day that the Brits (I’m currently living in London) are going to deport me.
Feel free to reproduce and get on the right side of history, I am the original author.
Obama is an affirmative action scrub and his “victory” represents the death of the MLK ideal that we would judge a man on the content of his character. Obama was judged, or rather not judged, *exclusively* by his color – a huge step backwards for blacks and America.
Exactly….Im sure the gay black population were terribly sad, but the black population as a whole was way more biased against gay marriage then any other voting group.
We would if we could vote there, not pay the taxes, and the weather was warmer….
DID HE REALLY! no way, wow,nader is classy, he fucked up america by running in 2000,and he hasnt learned to die yet?
America has many great people. America can be a great nation. But America has had an Administration for eight years that has presided over the destruction of its international reputation, and allowed greed to run wild. The prestige of Western values has been eroded, the suffering inflicted on Iraqis is immeasurable, and the global economy is on its knees. It’s been an ugly time. If I was an American, I wouldn’t have felt proud of the USA for the last eight years. I would feel proud now.
Its isreal, we get like 90% of our military training methods from them, and most of the secret service are trained in isreal.
WOW. what “elite” rock did you crawl out from under? “…meaning he is probably a closeted gay, a huge security liability.” I don’t normally participate in the exchange of nasty barbs but you have managed to dim my smile for a moment or two. Go back to your ivory hole and re-emerge after your outer shell has calcified.
I think my whiteness factor is pretty high and I LOVE America. Especially today 😀
Isn’t Norway also a country with 100% literacy? That’s something I can get behind. And don’t recent catalyst surveys show that fortune 500 companies with women in senior leadership out-perform their male-dominated competitors by something like 30%? Seriously, rock? you? born under?
how did you people even FIND this blog? and yes, I just said “you people,” a phrase I abhor. But for REAL. “keep the white house white”? WTF country do you LIVE in? do you have neighbors?
LOL. well played Chip.
You’re paying for wall street AND the Iraq War right now…in fact, you will be until you die. Your kids too.
Maybe it’s a good thing to pay for healthcare and education so you can live long enough and smart enough to take home the wee bit of cash you’ll have left, thanks to the Bush Administration.
Just a thought.
Well said Anna. A great day…
Like Chris Wallace said, sure Barack Obama will mess up like every other politician. But like many others I believe that he is an intelligent and compassionate person who will act with the best interests of his country at heart.
It won’t be easy. But here’s to the future.
Obama, magna cum laude from Harvard Law, couldn’t get hired in the private sector? Riight
In response to everything the one who calls itself as Elite
You are such trash…not sure if I said that loud enough so let me say it again…TRASH! I feel such pity. I could say lots of things, but you won’t take away my joy…you Piece of TRASH!
I love this!
No they don’t. The Secret Service trains at a Secret Service training academy outside DC, and at the FLETC in Georgia.
Uh, yeah, because people who “roll out the Gestapo” really sweat whether someone has given him the “legal tools”.
And can anyone name a conflict where people captured on the battlefield in combat have had habeus corpus rights? Do we need to fly each member of the infantry platoon that caught them out to the Hague for the preliminary hearing?
you are the ‘wrong kind’ of white person
You said “you would not believe how many people are out there working the system.” Does being clean for 12 years make you a quantitative research analyst? I’ve been sober for 16 years, met countless people gaming or legitimately using the system, but would NEVER extrapolate my anecdotal, narrow experiences to some sort of global trend. People love to think that their personal experiences are somehow “research.” They’re not. They are a small window into the world, infinitely small, even if you’ve travelled all over the world. Get over yourself.
well said bc that is our main problem that is were all the moeny is going
Well, maby America is a great country, but for the last 8 years the rest of the world have been living in a constant state of amasement and horror. Buddy Boy Buch have been the worst president for ages, making Americas foreign debt twice what it was and generally made havoc. Maby now the rest of the world will start to trust the US again, for frankly for the last 8 years the United States have been no better than Zimbawe or Iran. A large portion of Europe do not look to America anymore…
god bless you that is what i needed to hear!
that is refresing to hear
i gladley welcome you to santa barbara california!! lol
I agree. The ‘right kind’ of white person will want all 300 million of us to have the basic human rights that should be available to any human being – access to health care for one.
i dont think any site is so passionate like this
its scary
really scary
wow
thank you for being positive
im glad you can see the good in both
you are what we need
he was very respectful
extremley
that a good move
and i am not being sarcastic it really is
we need someone like him to lead us in war
i love positive people
its nice to hear sometihng genuine
well done
im starting to feel hopeful
he did
didnt he?
its pretty much all over you tube and myspace tv
io
i wish everyone on here was positive like you guys
hand slap
your a moderate republican?
can i be your friend?
please ?
lol!!
i was crying bc his grandma died the day before election day and she wanted to see this soo badley
oh milanta
im with you
how the hell did this turn into reverse racisim
i love filipinos
they rock
cali has so many of them
“Isn’t Norway also a country with 100% literacy?”
Due to their superior genetic makeup and homogenous society, it wouldn’t surprise me. Northern Europeans have higher IQs. Sadly, we’ve decided to become a pluralistic society so we’ll never be able to duplicate their achievement, paid for by oil money that we don’t have, btw.
“And don’t recent catalyst surveys show that fortune blah blah blah…”
Every week there is a survey like this in the paper, nobody believes it because we work with women. Women don’t even like working with other women – ask them. If they were so productive we’d hire them left and right without affirmative action, but they’re not, and we don’t.
Besides, the media in which these surveys are published shot their load with Obama and nobody believes they are capable of anything more than spewing political correctness anymore.
Only the Wrong Kind of White Person would even admit this.
Magna cum affirmative action, more like it.
He is an affirmative action case who transferred from a junior college. His white classmates with better grades were refused admission to Harvard, he got in because he’s part black. All documented, all true, and very sad that anyone would look up to him when millions of other Americans have achieved more without the affirmative action that he and his wife are so ungrateful for.
At least Clarence Thomas acknowledged that affirmative action advanced his career; Obama lacks the decency to do even that.
People love to argue on the internet.
You are debating America on a Canadian’s blog. (Clander is from Toronto)
Your bitter comments will change nothing.
Even in writing this, I feel like I’ve wasted a small portion of my life.
Arguing on the internet is one of the most pointless things I can think of.
Shut up
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH shut up
book quote!!!! so smart!!!!
shut up
Yes.Yes. Chip well played sir. You have bested me with your well thought out remark. Kudos sir. I would imagine that you must have a masters degree to have come up with such a pithy comment. You have far superior skills than most mortals. I suspect that you must have been the captain of the debate club. You are truly a blessing to mankind.
Why are American so preoccupied about the greatness of their country.? I don’t get it.
This is very strange to me. I’m European, well I’m French and I don’t think that there are some countries which are better than others. I’m fluent in French, Spanish, English and German and I am totally alien to any nationalist feeling. I know that loving one’s country does not mean despising or not liking others but I don’t know how someone can be proud or ashamed of being from any nationality.
Nationality is a weird place to one’s pride.
Please disregard my rational thinking…but please name one thinker/author who advocates a democratic society wherein Health Care is a “Basic Human Right.” Marx would have agreed with you however….
Thanks for the grammer lesson Noah Webster. I did not vote for Bush and I did not really like him that much either. But atleast he was elected based on his leadership experience. Obama was elected based on a bunch of empty promises that he has already admitted that he can not deliver on. The good news is that we will only have to deal with him for four years. Because once the reality sinks in with the majority of Americans that they elected a complete fraud, there will be no way he will be re-elected.
I think the next one should be:
Stuff White People Like
#115
SOCIALISM
More Government, more problems.
Thank you all for making it possible. 😦
I think the next one should read:
Stuff White People Like
#115
SOCIALISM
Mo Government, Mo prolems
Thanks for making it all possible. 😦 😦
Please die in a fire.
Not any more.
May this be the beginning of the end of pointless hipster irony and cynicism…
Ha ha… It comes from 18th century Europe, and white Americans have no idea what the word means. A perfect fit!
Total Pwn.
Actually, coming from a “Socialist” country, education is of paramount importance. Having lived in the United States for a few years, I can attest to your country not necessarily sharing that ideal. Putting that aside, even IF Obama’s statement of spreading the wealth was word-for-word true, THEN doesn’t that mean a different economic system than the broken Capitalist one we have now? America is spiraling down and the only way to fix the economy is to change the way it’s run. Greed is not always good.
I don’t get why people keep saying that they’re going to move to Canada because “socialist” Obama will be in office…when Canada has a socialized medical system….lol.
What is super funny is that what Wall St. has done to the financial markets was totally what Karl Marx predicted. Capitalism, if unchecked will eat itself.
While his prescription wasn’t the greatest, you gotta admit he was a hell of an analyst.
This is hilarious! Barack is now America and we are America. White people love him, this country and just being white….enough said
Awesome.
Thanks for this simple and brilliant statement. I am so proud of our country.
Our SF training is based on British SAS. We don’t do any training in Israel.
America now gets to drink Dr. Obama’s Mystical Snake Oil.
“It gives hope! It brings change! It unites!”
Uh, what’s in it? How does it work?
“Hell if I know. Now shut up and drink.”
That is completely understandable considering you are French. I agree, I would find nothing to be proud about France either.
Part of it is a kind of ironic arrogance. Even if we were an extremely impoverished and defeated nation we’d probably still talk about being the greatest nation ever concieved of. I like hearing people talk like that about their own countries too honestly. Only now we can’t really joke like that since we tend to be humiliating and crushing people.
Also the US gets criticized a lot and most of the praise we get is for trivial nonsense. The US also gets talked about as though it could just suddenly fail and cease to exist one day while these non ex-colonial countries have been here for thousands of years. At the end of the day, we know that without our military might, scientific advances and pop culture we’d be a universally derided nation born out of crimes against humanity. So we get kind of defensive.
Obama transferred from Occidental College to Columbia University to complete his BA. He later went on to go to Harvard to study law. If you’re going to make such an inflammatory and obnoxious point, at least do better research. Or learn how to make a point. And, maybe, try not to be a douchebag.
To the moderator:
why do you delete posts?
it’s completely ridiculous to attach a negative connotation to Obama’s middle name…
Hussein means ‘good boy’ in arabic, and had no other meaning for most of the world until Saddam Hussein came to power.
it’s exactly like Michael Bolton in Office Space
I remember watching something about Bin Laden’s son, and I’m pretty sure he does not agree with his father about anything… anyone else remember seeing this story?
Good question! Who the #$%&*! cares about the comments? The reason this site is so popular is the posts.
No…….this fact is NOT disgusting.
America is NOT a great nation regardless of it’s president.
A great nation does NOT start wars
A great nation does NOT try to bully other countries.
A great nation does NOT set up secret secret camps in other countries for the purpose of torturing its prisoners.
I could go on.
So happy that you are proud of us. I don’t think that you will ever have to worry about a mass exodus from the U.S. Even if we elect Satan it would be better to stay here than live in that shit hole you call a country.
You are so very, very welcome! Glad to assist!!!
Nevermind…..my mistake.
Great blog, by the way.
Now what are we Americans to do? We can’t threaten to move to Canada or Costa Rica anymore because we dislike our President.
I was all set to go South to a warmer climate if McCain won.
Amen- the large cities in America elected Obama. They want something for nothing and they deserve what they get. Wait till all the city government employees start drawing their 100,00 retirement. We will hear a large sucking sound.
Sometimes they do…
Wow. I am surprised by some of the negative comments to this post. I thought anyone intelligent enough to appreciate the ironic wit of this site would also appreciate #1) the power of the democratic process, no matter who wins the presidency, #2) that anything is better than George Bush, #3) how the history of this country has come full circle: an African American family is moving into the White House, which was built by slaves. The world watched us make history and is back on our side! This is good news, people! (And by the way, before calling President Elect Barack Obama a socialist, turn off Fox News and get out the dictionary.) Thank you Stuff White People Like for a beautiful picture of our new President Elect!
Nancy Pelosi
Harry Reid
Barack Obama
All dirty liberals that will make voters cringe their decision.
I predict impeachment in 2 years following the Republican takeover of Congress.
I have two children in their 40’s. I raised them to work hard and love their country. I was a counter influence to the brainwashing the schools tried to inflict. If one picks up text books now the aboriginies are considered to have a comparable culture to ours. The founding fathers were racist and our country has done nothing but evil. Most people don’t even know what socialism is or have a clue as to history. They think they are enlightened by Obama’s light. Beware of the light- its the train coming down the tunnel. I do not think Obama is the problem-he is a symptom. Migrant workers do work hard but feel entitled to anything our country offers. Inner cities are cess pools of a subculture that is not working. No one is held accountable except “whitey”. San Francisco’s (Pelosi) and Chicago’s (infamous) politics are going to run our country. Its a sad day. We deserve what we get because we did not bother to be informed.
The last 8 years went off the rails for a number of reasons – the government did get bigger against its own supposed principles, it did stomp on human rights against its own supposed principles and it got bogged down in Iraq for a number of reasons, many of them avoidable. And somewhere along the line the wheels came off the bus on America’s system of credit.
Americans voted Obama in because he a) wasn’t a Republican and b) was a symbol of progress and change. It remains to be seen how effective he is as president. At some point people are going to have to stop looking at him as Obama the symbol and start looking at him as Obama the politician, the problem solver and (I cringe when I say this), the decider. Hopefully he proves as effective at these things as he was as a campaigner.
Trudeau? Of course “thinker” is a very subjective term 😉
SWPL Post #114 should read: “#114 America, once again”
If you were all set to go, why didn’t you leave eight years ago? I’m sure we could have found a landscaper to take your place.
I’ve always loved America, but sometimes America has been a little hard to handle, like that drunk uncle at the family Christmas party- totally embarassing- but, you still love him.
After this election I don’t feel that way anymore- I feel like we’ve had an intervention and that Uncle America is going to be a better man.
Whatever you think about the new President Elect- you wonderful agua fiestas- The fact remains that Barack Obama IS your new PRESIDENT, so DEALwith it, just like we all dealt with Bush for 8 years. You don’t see us pointing fingers (whoops! I just did- I’m looking and pointing at you!)
Here’s to the opportunity to create change. We all have to do our part.
How is Obama bringing socialism? Do you watch the news? The federal governement had to give private banks 700 billion dollars to prevent them going under. Our hard core republican government socialized our banking system. All Obama wants to do is tax the rich more. Unless you’re making more then 200k a year you don’t have anything to worry about. Obama’s not a socialist.
The founding fathers were racist; thats how they justified slaughtering the natives and keeping slaves. You better hope they were racist and thought black people and natives were less then persons because otherwise that slavery and genocide was out of pure un-adulterated evil. Whitey is the only one being held accountable because we’re the only ones who’ve done these things to be held accountable for.
You are part of that 48% of the country that is too stupid to govern themselves. Garden variety red state idiot.
You Betcha!
Socialized Health Care System all the way. Seems to me right wingers who don’t support abortion don’t support free health care either . . . and would jeopardize the health and safety of unborn children whose mother is not able to access proper health care while at the same time claiming that all unborn children have a right to live?
People have a right to live and be healthy, no matter how rich or poor they are. You may work hard for your money, and that’s great, thank you, so do many of us who support free health care, but you live in a world that has other people in it, and you live in a country that has other people in it. Come on. Support the people who live in your own country and are your neighbours at the very least! Be your brother’s keeper. What about children – it’s not their fault if their parents don’t make enough money to pay for healthcare and yet they are forced to go without?? Extra money off your taxes is NOT such a huge sacrifice to make compared to a life . . . not to mention, you’re paying for health care anyway!!!!! Why not just pay for it this way? Same difference! You will benefit from the free health care system just as much as anyone else. How incredibly selfish and cruel it is to want to keep it from others, no matter who they are!
Are you fucking joking? All you guys have been doing for the past eight years is point fingers and crying about Bush “stealing” the election. The only change you will see with Obama is the change that you have left in your pay check after he raises taxes.
Selena,
You make no sense. This current administration has brought us closer to Socialism than any other President. Have you not noticed who owns Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, and our largest financial institutions? What do you call that?
You are out of touch like so many other extreme right wing uneducated people in the US who haven’t a clue what real Socialism is.
Why do you think Democrats won this election?
Sweet Jesus we elected ANOTHER white vice president!
Good post, Mitch! Unfortunately, stupid people usually lack a sense of humor. You are overestimating them in assuming they understand this site is meant to be humorous. We outnumber them…thank the powers that be!
Perhaps these parents with no money should quit spitting out babies. Paying more taxes is a big deal when you have your own kids to take care of. Its not my fault that these welfare rats don’t use birth control. If you can’t afford to take care of kids don’t fucking have them.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” -Declaration of Independence
I think you should read up on your theory before making comments like this. First of all, you are confusing democracy with capitalism. Democracy is a theory of government while capitalism/socialism are theories of the economy.
According to wikipedia, “Even though there is no universally accepted definition of ‘democracy’, there are two principles that any definition of democracy includes. The first principle is that all members of the society have equal access to power and the second that all members enjoy universally recognized freedoms and liberties.”
According to the Declaration of Independence, life and the pursuit of happiness are two of those universally recognized freedoms in the US. Access to health care is vital in order to have both life and happiness. Therefore, I just found all the “thinkers/authors” of the declaration of independence, who were clearly in favor of a democracy, to also support accessible health care.
In fact, Marx would support a democracy so long as there was a socialist economy.
….so rational thinker, i Leave you with this, if you support a democracy, and Marx supports a democracy, does that make you a Marxist???
Haha! That’s so funny and so true!
I think it’s funny that this election has not only unified the country but divided it just the same. Barrack Obama is half white, half black. He is each one of us. Why are people choosing to use half of him to throw back at the other half? I’m being vague because I don’t like assumptions. It is just crazy.
I did vote for Obama and I’m proud to have done so. The only thing I don’t agree with is the “spread the wealth” mentality. “Socialism”, or, this kind of government, has never worked before. That is why our capitalistic society is so successful at lasting. I just hope that he puts good policies in place but doesn’t get carried away with that thought process. Let’s hope that the success of our governmental checks and balances holds true.
Socialism has worked before, rather nicely. Sweden, for example, is a thriving socialist kinda place. Perhaps you’re thinking of communism, which is, in fact, a terrible idea all around.
Seriously!
patriot act-and others…
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i believe over riding all of our civil rights checks and balances smacked of socialism and what about the stimulus checks-give money to the people from the government, for what?hmmm to stimulate the economy? not because they earned it?
hmmm smacks once again of socialism but hey if you call yourself a republican and act like a socialist it doesn’t count. only if your a democrat does it matter.
really lame, seriously. I do have a few Republican friends who at least had the nadz to admit it. the bush administration brought us closer to socialism then any other administration before.
denial doesn’t make it less true.
Socialism: A century of failure and 100,000,000 corpses prove nothing!
Embrace The Suck.
Everyone who voted for this fraud spit in the face of every American who ever wore the uniform.
By the way, you little weasels, don’t be surprised if he brings back the draft. On the bright side, you’ll finally find out how the other half live.
It is also worth mentioning that the US has the most expensive health care system in the world (measured in percentage of the country’s GDP)–more expensive than the systems in countries like Canada, where there is universal health care. Canada’s system has its problems (like long wait times for important operations), but they are nothing like the ones in the United States.
Are you and idiot or a liar? Been to Malmo lately?
First and foremost we are a republic not a democracy because the founding fathers did not trust the crowd. Secondly nothing is your given right. The only thing you have a right to is what you earn by your own sweat. If you do not earn it and expect the rewards-they must come from someone else’s sweat. Originally people who did not own land could not vote. Now anyone can vote and vote often (Acorn) and Chicago politics. We are such a spoiled nation-there are people in the world who are willing to use your idealism and their will to defeat us. I wonder why the auto industry is in bad shape -could it be unions and what they have added to the value of a car. I have traveled extensively in NY state and I was shocked at how decrepit small towns and buildings were. NOt in NYC but everywhere else. They have taxed themselves out of business. Its not going to get better but worse. Most of NY business is state government-everyone is on the tit. People who produce are leaving. NY is socialistic but no one seems to understand what is happening and why. I’m sorry I’m getting carried away but I feel so frustrated. The answer is not spreading the wealth-the answer is giving people who want to work freedom to that and reap the rewards
Hello, if ole GW really cared about troops he’d have done the same thing instead of stop-lossing the heck out of them. Draft = not such a bad idea if winning the war and caring for the troops is truly your concern. OTOH, if you just want to get some cash for your buddies, there’s no point in choosing an unpopular course of action…
This is the really nasty side of these debates. Instead of attempting to embody and practice the spirit of unity that both Obama and McCain talked about in their election-night speeches, supporters of both candidates are doing their best to make political and social divisions even deeper. I find it particularly troubling that some Obama supporters (including some of the conservatives and Republicans who endorsed him) demonstrate an unabashedly elitist attitude toward rural America. From these characterizations of rural America, it seems like this image is almost entirely formed by watching movies like Deliverance, rather than by actually talking to rural Americans. On the other side, it is also clear that some rural Republicans think of those who live in cities as drug-addicted layabouts who just want to sponge off the system. This has got to stop…on both sides!
Seems to me, waiting a long time for an important operation is kind of a big deal. If you think that Canada has such a great system why not just move there? I am thankful that we have the medical system that we have in America. When my daughter was diagnosed with a potentially fatal blood disorder when she was five months old, she would have probably died had we lived in Canada where we would have had to wait for treatment. It cost me alot of money in hospital bills that the insurance did not cover, but the alternative could have been much worse. Fuck government health care.
Ahhhh ticticboom.
Socialism actually doesn’t equal dictatorship any more than a free democracy equals a licence to be a corrupt corporatist, so cool your heels.
Unrepentant in the face of two or more lifetimes of debt and still spouting the ‘republic’ crap… you don’t have money you don’t have power.
it’s like you forgot the international Scarface mantra or something …
I agree that people should work hard for what they earn, and those who work hard should get what they deserve. However, I also understand that some hard working people find themselves in situations that they need a little help to boos themselves out of. I am a recent college graduate who is working two part-time jobs, neither of which pertain to my degree, because I couldn’t find an employer to hire me full-time no matter how hard I worked, and believe you me, I worked. And worked. And worked.
Now I work two part-time, hourly jobs with crappy wages that barely cover my bills. I pay insurance premiums monthly but waited weeks to go to the doctor when I was sick because I couldn’t afford to spare a $40 co-payment.
You should know that I am intelligent and well-educated. I graduated with a 3.5 GPA from a large, well-respected state university. I was involved with several extracurricular activities that developed my leadership, time-management, and other skills required for success. I was even president of one such organization. In short, please don’t assume that I didn’t get a job because I don’t possess the valuable skills that employers are looking for. I do.
The point is that sometimes intelligent, hard-working people find themselves in situations that are difficult to get themselves out of without a little bit of help. Hopefully I will get into graduate school next year and will be able to lift myself out of this slump. However, in the mean time, I have taken advantage of my area’s social services, and I was incredibly grateful that they exist. And also, if I do get into graduate school, I will probably take advantage of federal loans to pay for my education.
So please don’t assume that everyone who needs help is lazy and doesn’t work hard and doesn’t possess the skills necessary to succeed. Next time you are in a retail clothing store, you might see me or someone like me. Don’t make assumptions about them just because of where they are currently at in their lives. That is what frustrates ME.
You are absolutely correct. But common sense is no where to be seen. I attend SJSU and everyone thinks government administrated, taxpayer funded programs are FREE. This includes my instructors. The libs are like drug addicts or alcoholics that must hit rock bottom before they get it.
Sara, have you looked at the title and URL for this site?
OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA
http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2008/11/05/yes-we-can/
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First of all I am black and proud to see Presidant Obama, have won, what could Mc Cain have done. He wouldn’t have had people in the streets partying and being happy that he won.
Lets see what THE BLAKMAN does, don’t get it twisted he is black, no matter what you all say…..remember one drop of black blood, and you be black.
Ashley – life is not easy. You can thank trial lawyers for the rising cost of medicine. You can thank the open borders supporters for giving millions of non-citizens ‘FREE’ medical care which you are now paying for. You can thank government waste and inefficiency for the rising cost of everything from public education to simple government administration duties.
Congratulations on your recent college graduation. You can take risks in life and reap huge gains or possible loses. Or you can work for the unions, government or both and have a mediocre job and paycheck. There is no reward for being creative, taking initiative or being efficient when working for the government or union. The reward is your retirement package. So employees do just enough to not get fired. Welcome to socialism or take charge of your life and feel alive.
Have read or watched any interviews with Obama? I feel like you would end up revising your statement if you did.
http://www.slate.com/id/2203910/
lol!
I find it humorous that such a random mish-mash of things are lumped together in your post, but mostly I’m amused that you single out unions as a reason for failure. Sure, we have some unions here in America. BUT! We are not the most unionized country in the world, not by a long shot (feel free to research into that further if you don’t believe my anonymous internet word). If you did any research into the history of manufacturing in America you would see that unions absolutely made life livable for generations of families and still do. The ability to work is not an automatic right, and shouldn’t be. We aren’t born with jobs, we need to work hard and earn them. Abolishing unions will not make it easier for YOU to find a job (or anyone) but it will ensure that a great number of people who are working find themselves in a crappier position thusly. Ask anyone who works for Wal Mart.
Also, your “traveling” in New York is irrelevant to your point. There are more factors in play than taxes alone.
Finally, the correct term for our government is a DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC. That means (since you clearly don’t know) that we are led by a smaller group of individuals (ie President, Senate etc) but we vote them into office. So we DEMOCRATICALLY choose our REPUBLICAN representatives. Funny how that works, huh?
Read a book, learn something new, THEN spout your ideas on the internet.
It’s wonderful to have a black president. As a country, this is well past due. So can we focus on issues instead of race from this point on? Affirmative action is failing the black community and is racist. We will succeed as a meritocracy not on what we look like. Regardless of what color or gender the president is, socialism will destroy this country.
Word Deborah. Talk about about tax and spend – look at military spending under the current administration. Also what about the federal reserve? Like they don’t have any effect on so-called “market forces”.
Some people are so scared of a little state intervention, only it’s always there – only Cheney/Wolfowitz et al have been using it for the benefit of a small sector of society not the national interest, as is done in the more prosperous and civilzed nations of the world.
Good job guys. After 8 years of manifest stupidity in the White House.led by the nose by neocon psychos (Cheney, Rumsfeld,Wolfowitz, Bolton etc), which has caused the USA to at best be ridiculed and at worst hated by many around the world you have chosen a man who is qualified for the job of rescuing your great country’s reputation and economy:smart, cool under pressure, listens to good advice, charismatic, inclusive, decisive, and from outside the usual power cliques. Democracies get the leaders they deserve. You have redeemed yourselves and I,an Englishman, envy you your new President.
I’m completely in agreement with you on Bush, especially since he’s been having a field day for the past four months because he’s been left unchecked (do some research on what he’s done it’s pretty disgusting). My main concern is that most of Obama’s supporters are blindly loyal to him and think that he can do no wrong.
My mother actually said the same thing.
Navi – yes you are correct. Unions played an important role in American industry. Just like many great ideas that start out great, they move too far in one direction and need to move back to the center. At SJSU the unions run the college. The buildings are falling into disrepair. If we take the INITIATIVE to paint or make repairs we still have to pay the union! The waiting list to have the union employees do the work is months long. I would suggest that you get your nose out of your book and start experiencing the real world.
I agree with you 100%. I served as SEAL in Vietnam. Both my son’s did as well. One was a SEAL and the other a Aviation Ordnanceman on the Enterprise. Most of my relatives also served. But what can you expect from a country that elected a sex crazed, draft dodging liar 16 years ago.
Denise – The Dems control 2 branches of the government not to mention the press. There will socialism run amuck!
Western Europe is turning away from Socialism as is Canada. Socialism works when there is a well educated, large middle-class who pay into the system. Europe is experiencing an enormous influx of poor, low skilled workers who are draining the system. Look at what is happening to the infrastructure in California and our de-facto socialist system.
Marky – I could care less what the Brits think. Look what has happened to the great British Empire! You are becoming a third world, Islamic country.
Denise – I vote on issues not race. You are the problem!
Actually Sweden is not doing all that well. Most of their income is taxed. The keep very little of what they earn. No thanks I love capitalism. Get rid of Welfare, Headstart, Pre Kindergarten and Foreign aid. Reform Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security (socialist program).
I think Michelle Obama is scarier than Hillary Clinton. Where the hell did she get that dress. She looks like a Black Widow Spider.
Deborah – You can’t be serious about Freddie and Fanny. You can blame Barney Franks, Herb Moses, Chris Dodd for that mess! Carter started it all with HUD. Clinton exasperated the problem and the Dems shut down any reform under GW.
Thanks for all the help you gave us during WW2. We also save your sorry asses in WW1. If it hadn’t been for the USA you would be speaking German or Russian. What happened to your empire? You were something at one time. But it all started to fall apart when WE kicked your asses out of the USA. And we did it twice. Have you noticed that since 9/11 we haven’t had a single terrorist attack in the USA. We must be doing something right. Iraq is doing much better and contraryt to our Main stream media the Taliban are dying in great numbers. You really had something with Margaret Thatcher. To bad you lost all that.
I am Black (and I guess that somehow makes me biased) but it should be noted that Barack Obama calls himself Black.
In his books he goes pretty far to make a point that he is a Black American that had an upbringing different than most Americans in general. Or rather how he went out of his way to adopt the Black-American subculture.
I also doubt people would make a big point to say his children are 1/4 White either…..
But you have a point. He was raised by Euro-Americans, whom he loves dearly, and has a great deal Midwestern values.
Thank you, thank you, deetee, for being one of the few Americans who realize we are not a democracy, but a republic. I cannot tell you how few educated people I meet who do not realize this. It is the difference in order and mob rule, yet the electorate is ignorant. Thanks for pointing it out on this popular site.
I would claim to be black if I were him too. That is the only way he could benefit from affirmative action. I do find it interesting that two years ago all the so called “black leaders” were questioning whether he was black enough. Now they praise him as if he were Kunta Kinte reincarnated.
Sorry, had a knock at the door. Meant: I cannot tell you how few educated people I meet realize this.
We white people are such sticklers for grammar. 🙂
have you noticed the relationship between those decrepit small towns, the utterly vacant store fronts and Walmart? I think this sad and dire situation has more to do with monpolistic robber barrons than socialism.
I agree with Michelle. Fuck you Marky and the rest of you tea sipping, knicker wearing, fucked-up teeth having idiots. In my opinion, the only thing worse than an englishman is a frenchman.
P.S.
At least we don’t spend our tax dollars to keep a bunch of inbreed fucks in Buckingham Palace. Morons.
D Tyler – Refreshing wisdom. I hope there are more thinkers such as yourself. I’m in my 50’s, attend SJSU working on a post-graduate degree. Everything you are saying about our schools is correct.
so are we to assume that those who voted for McCain were not only other than white, but don’t like America? I voted for McCain because Obama is the representation of all that is WRONG with white people. Electing a black president means nothing if he doesn’t represent a black ideal and has lived most of his life with the blessings of a white man. He is the whitest president we have ever elected, over-educated, no real world experience and over values things he has done within a community. Basically he is your average phd student: all the education, no clue yet how to use it. He is glaringly white, yet someone people fail to realize this. This post should have been titled “Being Sheep who let the media determine their ideology.” Then again, I’m not white, so perhaps I am a better observer of the stupidity of you white people in this election. Only four percent of blacks supported McCain, which only proves how far minorities must go in order to dispell their own racism. I would never vote for someone because of them being my race or vote against them. No one can argue or has argued that Obama is qualified. Instead they have just tried to associate McCain with Bush and attack Palin, who had more executive experience than Obama and wasn’t even the President, just the vp. White people seem to put more love into speech and rhetoric than actual skills. You dumb bitches did the same thing with Bush, attacked his speech rather than what he was trying to do. Now Bush screwed up, no doubt, but every attack you saw on him was on his persona, not his substance. White people, among all people who voted for Obama should be disgraced. You supported someone whose friends hate the very institution that makes free will possible. How much would it have taken for you to vote against a man who thinks that religion, guns, and anything not in line with leftist groupthink are bad? White people can now reap what they have sewn as we THEY have just elected the Chicago version of Jimmy Carter.
Pablo – The USA did not start this war. I want the government to do whatever it takes to keep me safe, including torture. That is the constitutional mandated purpose of the Federal Government. To protect the citizens from threats, foreign and from within. It is not the purpose of the Federal Government to be your surrogate parent and provide healthcare, education, etc. etc. Okay, you’re right, I want private schools and a million dollar plus house like the Obama’s! Send me your money directly.
Well, Nobama, I am in fact Canadian. (And I’m sure you’ll have a lot to say about how my being from an ‘inferior’ and ‘socialist’ country would influence my views). However, I’m not saying there aren’t problems with the Canadian system. Long wait times are an issue and certainly an important one, as you’ve suggested. Sometimes, as you also suggest, these wait times amount to a lack of access to care. And the lack of access to care is precisely what people are concerned about in the United States. It’s just that in the US, people are effectively denied access because they can’t afford insurance or insurance companies deem them to be uninsurable.
The lack of access to care in Canada doesn’t come close to matching the one that exists in the United States. We don’t have people dying all over the place in Canada because of wait times. Cases are prioritized and people with serious problems, like your daughter are taken care of before people whose conditions are not as serious. The reality of this can sometimes be pretty hard to witness. My father waited for a year in pain for a ‘non-urgent’ surgery.
I’m not trying to idealize Canada. I think there’s a lot that’s wrong with my country and I am uncomfortable with the tendency of American liberals to invoke it as a sort of utopia. I just think that, on balance, Canada’s health care system is less expensive and more effective than that in the United States. I also think that on a practical level, national/socialized health care would be impossible to implement in the United States and is not going to happen. So, I don’t think you need worry about that.
Carter was worse! I was paying 25% interest on my home loan. The Soviets invaded Afghanistan. Iran held our Embassy hostage for 445 days, and we now have the greatest threat to our safety in the form of a crazy, soon to have nukes, Islamic terrorist country. We had long gas lines with no new solutions for energy independence. Carter was far worse!
Hey, dink. You’re a dipshit.
“and you be black” – nice! I think “you be stupid”.
I have black blood in me (my grandmother is black) and that does not make my skin automatically turn black. Stop being so ignorant. He is BI-RACIAL.
Duh.
One can never be over educated. And as for your assertion that this election was an attempt by Caucasians to assuage “white guilt,” well, that’s just silly. Many of us don’t have white guilt. I, nor anyone I know/am related to, never owned slaves. I have not knowingly benefited through the maltreatment of a person of color…ergo, no white guilt here. Also you should not attack Obama for being overly educated and then point out that others have attacked bush for being stupid. Those are two sides of the same coin…if the coin is so dirty, maybe you shouldn’t touch it either.
You’re still a dipshit, Dink.
Who is denying you or anyone else healthcare? What you are saying is that you want ‘other people’s money’ to pay for your healthcare. Get off your sofa and get a job.
Are you kidding me? Maybe you should have moved to Sweden instead of voting for Obama b/c you think he will turn the US into a solialist country.
Melly – you just answered your own question. BTW – we really don’t care what European’s think. Just take a trip to Normandy for the answer to that.
Joe – good for you! Thanks for your honesty about your past and welcome to the better world of personal responsibility. I’m hopeful every time I hear a story such as yours.
To Michelle Hanson: you do have a point in that many people don’t realize where the money comes from for programs like healthcare and education initiatives. Tax-based programs do leave much to be desired and do not always, (or even most of the time) work towards the greater good. Additionally, I agree with you on the point that unions, despite their one time necessity and the benefits that they have provided in the past, have insinuated themselves into the system to a point where they contribute more to the beaurocracy of the system than to initiative-based progress. Often times this can be a hindrance to people who work outside the unions.
I criticize the medicare systems of other countries as I find that it shifts focus away from the necessity to motivate people to help themselves and care for themselves. With respect to healthcare, I’d say our time and money would be better spent promoting healthy-living movements that motivate people to eat healthier, live healthier, etc. Additionally, I think it should be a right that, should you have enough money, you should be able to buy the best medical care available: something that is impossible in a government funded system that provides the same treatment to everyone equally. However, I understand the necessity for those who cannot afford basic healthcare, and sometimes, as a society, it is best that we all work together to help those in need… you know, lend a helping hand and all that stuff. As such, this is where the benefit of government administrated taxpayer programs come into play due to the fact that this form of healthcare could at least provide sufficient medical service to people in need, significantly reducing or eliminating the cost of that treatment for the individual, should the emergency arize. In this way, I would propose that a two-tiered system would be best, giving the option of corporate medical care to those who can afford it, and government care to those who can’t afford it in an emergency.
Additionally, there are other programs, such as education, wherein the cost to taxpayers is justified as a better educated population can only be a good thing. I’m not saying that this should extend fully to universities (as I myself feel that part of the university experience is learning how to cope with the financial burden, as well as learning how to motivate yourself towards academic excellence which can often reduce the cost of tuition significantly). However, I would insist that public education, up until grade twelve should be better funded and be more widely administered on a federal level, and I, as a taxpayer, would gladly contribute towards that. This is how a society truly advances. In situations like this, I would argue that those who support taxpayer-funded government programs are not ignorant of the fact that the money comes out of their pocket, but, instead, are willingly overlooking that cost for the benefit of all, including themselves.
With respect to unions… I think this is a good example of how an excess of liberal-based administrative power can run amok. Yes, I would agree that employees need to feel confidant that they have a voice and that their jobs are protected. However, I feel that this has progressed too far and that, at this point in time, unions to more to hinder hard work and production in favour of watching out for those who are less motivated to work because they know that the union has their back. I’m not saying that they should be eliminated, but they should definitely be reigned in. This is why we need a strong conservative voice out there, providing sober second thoughts.
Which brings me to Obama. I don’t care if you voted for him or not. I believe that everyone has their reasons for voting for their particular candidates and that those reasons are based on what they believe would be best for the United States. Every one of us believes that this is a great country and that their candidate of choice would be the best leader for everyone. However, the choice has been made. With this choice has come a lot of dissent regarding presumptions and assumptions made on both sides. I think we’ve heard a lot of opinions and extremist views being tossed around from both sides. However, as I’ve said, I think these views all come from a largely altruistic point of view and that we shouldn’t discount them. We should listen to everyone and consider each other’s opinions. Argue in favour of what you believe, but don’t insult people because of their beliefs. Don’t be a polemicist. Don’t ostracize others for their opinions. Furthermore, don’t make it about which side won, be they democrat or republican or black or white. Again, respect each other’s viewpoints and be prepared to make compromises and concessions. Don’t be afraid to admit that you’re wrong, or that someone else is right. Morever, don’t be afraid to change your opinion or try something different. Even if you don’t change your point of view in the long run, at least you can say you’ve tried it and that no one can hold that against you.
At this point in time, the only thing we can’t afford is the stifling of anyone’s point of view. I, personally, choose to put my faith in Obama and in his cabinet-to-be. I feel that, despite his party allegiance, he’s capable of bridging the gap between parties and combining ideas to create something better. Yes, he’s had some affiliations with extremists… but on both sides and I believe that these affiliations would indicate that he’s ready to listen to everyone, even if they hold beliefs that he does not share. We should all be encouraged to do the same.
Ashley, I love the fact that you express your opinion and frustration without attacking anyone. Thank you for voicing your position with civility.
Been there, and work there. At a major, unionized institution as the case may be. Work still gets done around here, and on time too. University of Michigan, gasp – even in an economically depressed state!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Well I cannot disagree with you about socialized health care not coming to America. What amazes me though is that the idiot liberals believe that it is going to happen.
Wow, that’s a really depressing view. I don’t believe that’s the case.
As pointed out before, he attended Columbia University between Occidental and Harvard. And he was the first African-American to ever be appointed editor of the Harvard Law Review, so I can’t see how that spot was “reserved for a black.” I would also like to point out that regardless of affirmative action, once you get into a school, grades are objective. Graduating magna cum laude from Harvard means that he worked hard and had to show great promise. He also taught constitution law for more than a decade at the University of Chicago – another of the nation’s top universities.
To Iria: If my students ever cited ignorant ranting (which includes no citations as evidence because none of these statements are true), I would fail them immediately. Why would you ever cite such a completely unreliable piece of text?
Great! And such a shame that I can never say the same about your country… Sadly, Americans will still mock the French for EVER.
And I saw you seeing her on TV!
I just have to say that as a New Zealander I am extremely jealous of how passionate Americans are about their country.
I don’t know if you are aware but tomorrow New Zealanders will be voting for their new Prime Minister. No-one here really cares enough. Our election is pathetic next to your countries.
I think you all, no matter your opinion, are doing the right thing in voicing your views on how America should be run for you, and future generations.
FINALLY! Greatest moment in my lifetime.
I live in one of those countries that provide free health care and I can tell you that they do not ‘tax the crap’ out of us. And the tax that I do pay I am pleased to see going to all of the services that people in our country need. Which is why it is one of the most pleasant places in the world to live (for all rich, poor and in between).
What I don’t like my taxes going towards is subsidising big business (such as the coal industry here) – this is something that you as an american have done with the big Wall St bailout. You should be far more outraged at this than a government spending money on its people.
And remember, you or someone you love may actually be one of those people who needs help one day. You just don’t know what is going to happen in life. I don’t think that anyone really sets out to be poor or unemployed but sometimes life situations can be really difficult (ie mental health problems, family problems, terrible accidents, inability to deal with traumatic events etc).
I wish you all the best in life and I hope that one day you will find someone to love you and make you feel as important as every single human being on this planet deserves to feel.
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Arguing on Blogs….
You must have had a really crappy life. I feel sorry for you.
I am proud to work at woman owned and operated business in Portland. Our meetings (where we talk a lot about about is going on within the company) always end on time, at which point it is time to get some drinks at the bar. I really think that when it comes down to it, most humans talk about the same things, blah blah shop talk, blah blah sex, blah blah politics. I am happy to say that in a time when a lot of small business are going under, and the work that we do is getting outsourced, we are actually growing and will be adding 20 new employees (yes) remodeling the office.
I appreciate that, but I already have all those things. A wife, a daughter, two dogs, a cat and a house that is not in foreclosure. I also have a job and health insurance. I have worked for all my things, and will continue to do so. I have worked hard to make myself employable and so has my wife, i.e. we have college degrees that we both worked hard to get. The problem that I have with your plan is that it encourages even more people to sit on their asses and wait for their “gomment” check. We already have enough welfare rats in America as it is. And though I was opposed to the bailout, if it had not been for people who knew they could not afford a mortgage buying a house, then it would not have been necessary in the first place.
Also, where is this utopia that you live in? It sounds nice. Maybe I will move there and sit on my ass and get some of your tax money.
nobama, I’ve read your other comments about Brits, frenchman etc, you are racist and dont deserve an opinion. You are what makes others in the world not like americans.
I was simply making a comment stating that even though your country is so divided in its opinion about Obama, you are so united in the fact that you are all passionate.
what exactly are you trying to say with this picture without a caption??? that only while people like america??? what are you on? you put a bi-racial image up and expect people to just get what you mean because you got a stupid book deal? this blog used to be kind of funny very very very early on, and even then it missed the point. now that you’re finally monetizing, it’s just a waste of web space and a disease. i like sarcasm and poking fun at stereotypes too, but you’ve completely lost it. your template is outdated and you really need to get a life. i’m unsubscribing.
this election night made most people’s year and you’re mocking it with this post that’s not even a post. unreal!
In response to Luc,
We have a two tiered system in healthcare. Those who can afford insurance and those who cannot and end up at the threshold of an emergency room, in dire shape. We all pay in our taxes for these cases, many of whom receive expensive emergent care because their conditions where not managed.
You say that taxpayers ought to pay for education because a educated society is a good thing. Is having 40 million uninsured citizens a good thing. How are these costs passed on when they become ill and die ? Isn’t an educated and HEALTHY population a necessity?
I grew up in Canada and lived there for 30 years, under socialized medicine. I have lived in the USA for 13 years, and am able to afford good health care. Do you think that Canadians are less healthy because they receive free healthcare? The reality is that for most Canadians who have lived within a socialized medical society, they know of no other option. To Canadians, free healthcare is a right and a benefit of living in a thriving, rich managed, compassionately capatalistic society. Anything less is considered uncivilized. Yes, there are weaknesses in the Canadian healthcare system, but what Americans tend to believe is spoon fed B.S. (from ultra capitalists, lobbyists and drug companies) that the Canadian system lacks choice and people are lining up for services. Who is spreading the ridiculos lies that prescription medication from Canada is unreliable?
I have lost my parents and in both cases (in 1973 and 2003), their illnesses where managed properly, ethically, humanely and they benefitted from cutting edge technology. They did not die, in Canada, awaiting any needed service. Yet I know of 3 uninsured parents, in California, (probably not legal immigrants) who, in their fifties, died prematurely because they couldn’t afford basic health care for high blood pressure and diabetes. In all cases, they died shortly after emergency care, when it was too late! This rarley happens to Canadians.
So what’s the solution? In my humble opinion, healthcare should be a constitional right with regulated costs and a partnership between the patients and the providers. Excessive profits must be controlled. For those who want to strike it rich, look elsewhere and outside of the healthcare system.
I’m disappointed. Not just because of this post but you’ve been lacking a lot lately.
First of all Kiwi, I wasn’t talking to you. I was talking to Maz. Get over yourself. But since you interjected. FYI, no one gives a fuck what what what other countries think about us. Its not just me.
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Luc you’re a fucktard.
I don’t know what your opinion is, but
Jesus Christ…no opinion should be that lengthy!
this post kind of sucks
One can never be over-educated? I think it depends on what your education is for. ABD’s waiting tables might be inclined to disagree.
Lol @ the people who are pissed he didn’t write anything.
Marry me?
Actually, a lot of us do care. Its your pathetic small world view that hurts America. Typical small minded reponse – the F-word. Thank God the majority of the USA got a clue. Get over yourself and support your new Commander in Chief – its un-American not to.
You can keep THAT notion floating around in your head ’til the day you die, Canada doesn’t want you. We’ve had universal health care for years. In the u.s., Hillary Clinton was criticized for even bringing it up.
Trudeau’s ancestor came to North America in chains.
As did over half of white immigrants to America from the 16th-18th century. We managed to get over it, and invite the black community to do the same.
Trudeau’s great-great….great grandfather was an indentured servant, which would make him one of the few world leaders in the recent past or present to be descended from a slave.
Justin Trudeau, like his father, was completely unelectable in a francophone riding, so they found the most radical ethnic riding in Quebec for him, just like they did his father. The kid is a space cadet, and we Conservatives would love nothing more than to see him become Liberal leader. I’ve seen stranger things happen this week.
I’ll support him as much as the liberals have supported Bush these past eight years. They must have been super un-American.
spot on Chris. I find it kind of amusing how everyone only seems willing to express “pride” in America when just over half the country votes for their party, as opposed to just under half.
the point of the post is that’s not true as of tuesday evening.
Awesome!
I’m confused. I’m white. According to this blog, I was supposed to hate America, but now I’m supposed to like it?
By two-tier, I mean more than have and have-not. I mean that there should be one tier that makes private healthcare available to those who can afford it, and public, government funded healthcare to those whose insurance won’t cover the cost of insulin or oncology care or whatever their ailments are. However, this should be limited, especially in lieu of the fact that many people who have high blood pressure or adult onset diabetes have these problems because they don’t take care of themselves: they eat poorly (i.e. unhealthy food), they don’t excersize, they drink a lot, etc. I think paid treatment for people who are not prepared to help themselves is asking too much of taxpayers. I’m all for helping people whose problems stem from factors beyond their control, but I’m of two minds about helping those who refuse to help themselves. On one hand, i don’t want them to die, on the other, well…
See, now that Obama was elected, you’re supposed to love it. White people like Barack Obama (See #8), and since Barack Obama now leads the nation, it only makes sense that you would love it. If McCain had campaigned with advertisements of him eating hummus and wearing a pea coat instead of trying to trash talk Obama, he might have actually won because more white people would have voted for him. If they’re the right kind of white people that is.
YES WE DID!!!!
I’m sorry your daddy touched you in your swimsuit area, repeatedly. It’s okay to let that frustration out with tears instead of anger.
i think it’s not mocking it, i think it’s sincere. but kinda half ass.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
To clarify my last point, take a look at the enlistment figure over the last few months. They’ve been plummeting as the prospect of Hussein as Commander-in-Chief became more likely. And just wait til the November and December numbers come out.
Hussein seems likely to let Iran get nukes and instead invade an ally that ALREADY has nukes. The Dems have purged anyone competent at military matters from their ranks over the years. The closest thing to a decent military leader they have is Weasley Clark, whose stupidity nearly started a war with Russia during the Clinton Administration.
The Lefts natural reaction to when their economic schemes fail is to simply throw more money at the problem. On the rare occasions they get serious about warfare, their instincts are the same: Throw more soldiers into the meat grinder.
Has anyone else noticed how long Obama’s fingers are?
Learn your facts, Michelle. This was a war and illegal occupation of another country by choice. 911 was an attack on NYC by hijackers from Saudi Arabia. Why didn’t we go there and strike them? War is never an answer to any international problem. It only serves those that profit from the sale of munitions and other devices needed to conduct these wars.
It’s sad that you buy into the fear that the last administration laid on you. You say the Fed Gov is there to protect you from threats? Yeah…they were really good on 911 stopping those errant jets. Wake up, girl.
hey nobama
looks like you’ll have to change your name. In case you didn’t realize it Obama won.
And, we are all winners now. We have hope.
Um, what about Petraeus, who was considered as a possible running mate to Obama? Or Jim Jones? These guys have credentials and I, for one, have faith that they’d counsel in the best interests of both America and the American Military.
And Michelle’s feet are so petite. Hmm …
I noticed it.
I also noticed that Michelle is the only one on stage not with a hand over her head. What’s that about?
question to everyone…..how do I post a comment so it is not a response to a previous post?
Thank you, that made me laugh. 🙂
The next suggestion, not the idea of bigger government. that scares the living crap out of me.
I think I might be The Wrong Kind of White People.
MW is probably the most correct point I have read since bumper stickers.
This white American does like America, and always has. When the boyfriend was threatening to move to Canada, I dug my heels in and said No Way, we have to stick this out. Though initially I giggled about the repetition of the words Change and Hope, I suddenly realized that I do actually have hope now. I had not realized that I had lost it. But I never stopped liking America.
Your mistaken. It was your mom touching me.
Okay. Hows this for a new name? Suckmycockpablo. I think it has a nice ring to it.
I don’t know what the right answer is with regard to healthcare. My boyfriend and I have been studying this for years – he, while in medical school and me, while in grad school studying political science. With as much information as we have found I still don’t know the right answer. I was diagnosed with cancer at age 32 and am considered “uninsurable” now. I am lucky enough to have a job with a large corporation so I am part of their group policy. But when I looked into leaving the company to start consulting, that’s when I found out just how uninsurable I am. I was told that I will have no choice but to remain with a corporation if I want health insurance. I do understand that many “uninsurable” folks bring their illnesses upon themselves. Me, I just had some bad luck, but now I’m part of this group with a stigma.
I understand, Heather, and I’m sympathetic to your situation. Furthermore, even in situations where illness does not effectively come out of nowhere, who gets to decide whether or not someone is responsible for their own illness? Who gets to determine who has to pay and who gets compensated in a two tier system? I’d like to believe that there’s a way to make it work for the betterment of all, but it’s a complex issue.
Complexities like this make me happy that we have an educated and intelligent individual at the helm, now.
I don’t get what’s up with all the liberals on Facebook going “Now I can officially be proud of America”. It absolutely pisses me off when [liberal] Americans can’t show a drop of nationalism. Those kind of people are the ones who need to be shipped off to Iraq and learn some real patriotism.
http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-139053
Read this. This is amazing.
This makes it easier for him to grasp on to your wallet or purse!
Why does everyone keep wonking about “socialism” … whatever happened to good old “facism”? It looks to me like the corporations pretty well run the country … from the huge box warehouse stores that don’t provide decent medical benefits to their employees to the pharmaceutical companies that participated in writing medical legislation and yet our tax dollars go to bail out a bunch of white collar corporate raiding crooks … peace out!
Occidental is NOT a junior college, it’s a liberal arts college in LA (read: for 4 year Bachelor’s degrees). There are no “affirmative action” grades. He either earned the Magna cum laude grades or didn’t. exams are blinded so there is no way for the grader to know who’s exam is being graded. Conclusion is that Obama earned the grades necessary to achieve high honors on his degree (quite a feat at one of the most prestigious law schools in the country, all while managing the HLW –a full-time job in itself).
Bull – Prince Charming didn’t get my vote.
You haven’t met many people that realize America isn’t a democracy because it is laughably false. A constitutional republic is a form of democracy.
its mockery
Ummm, you would be talking about walmart. Not Costco. Bigger than Walmart and gives full benefits to part time employees. Yep, part time employees. Corporate raiding my ass. Who do you work for? Who signs your check?
I better see Hillary get a cabinet position. She was way more qualified and a better candidate. He needs to acknowledge that Hillary and Bill Clinton helped him campaign and win over voters in areas like Pennsylvania.
Many of these comments are freaky and/or scary. Interesting who reads this blog, apparently.
Lol. That’s excellent. I’m a Filipino and I’m making a documentary regarding Filipinos!
DON’T LOOK LIKE HE NEEDED IT, YOU THINKKKKKK
Costco does give full benefits to part time employees, and good ones at that, but they are by NO MEANS bigger than Walmart.
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Looks like change so far means a re-run of Clinton’s top aides. I somehow envisioned change to be something really new and spectacular.
Lets get back to the democracy/republic point. You can have a republic without democracy; eg Union of Soviet Socialist Republics ,People’s Republic of China. You can have a democracy which is not a republic;eg United Kingdom, Sweden, Belgium, Netherlands, Norway,Spain,Australia; or you can have republic which is a democracy; Ireland,France, Germany, or as was proved on tuesday;the United States of America! Democracy is a concept:government by the people(demos in greek), either directly (inconvenient if there are lots of people but that’s how it started in ancient Athens)or indirecly by free vote to chose your head of government. A Republic is a country with a head of state (not necessarily head of government) chosen for a fixed term by political process (democratic or otherwise) rather than a monarch.
The premise of this entire site is the same: if you’re a non-white and you want to make white friends, here’s what they like.
For you to think that the author is somehow stating that whites are the “only ones who like America” means that you completely misunderstood this premise.
I love how Michelle took red back from the Republicans. Nancy never wore it that well.
You must be kidding. She looked like a used tampon that had been chewed on by a Pit Bull.
LOL! well said
rude
yeah that’s exactly what I thought too when I browsed through the comments. the comments are kind of disappointing but the post is great. America is the only nation where a black man who was once so oppressed only a few decades ago can become president. I am so proud of all of us (:
Wow, your definition of patriotism is very different from mine. We should never have gone to Iraq in the first place. That war has nothing to do with patriotism. Our troops are over there fighting so that huge oil companies can have more control over the world’s oil supply. I hate that people like you think you have the market cornered on what patriotism means. Our government has turned us into a force of destruction in the world (from creating havoc in the middle east or destroying the world’s economy with our careless deregulation) so it is perfectly understandable that a lot of Americans would have a hard time feeling proud of their country. Those are not actions that we should feel proud of. You are a mindless thug and you do not get to tell me what patriotism should mean to me. Got that?
Bravo, America!! Awesome to be an American.
These distinctions seem nominal rather than helpful–just because a country calls itself something doesn’t mean that its structure actually supports a representative or politically active process. As such, it seems that we should talk about the different modes of direct versus representative representation. As such, it’s fairly clear that the Peoples Republic of China is not at all democratic, whereas the U.S. is more or less so. The fact that the U.S. and China call themselves republics ought to key us off to the sense that the term in and of itself doesn’t tell us much.
Indeed, I think Robert Dahl is pretty much right on when he notes that the distinction between a democracy and a republic holds very little content.
Not at all.
I don’t know if I agree with you about Hillary, but I did hear that he selected Colonel Sanders to be the Secretary of Defense.
This can only mean one thing: the entire mid-west will move to Canada.
The “right to life” refers to your right to not be murdered. It does not give you an “unalienable right” to expensive cancer medication for free. If the cancer medicine did not cost a single dime to be researched, created, produced, tested, distributed, etc….then fine, we should all have equal access. But so long as it costs money – and at that the money of other people – then “Health Care” as a commodity is not a basic right.
I was actually listening to your point of view all the way up until you started the name calling thing. Remember that a lot of congress who voted FOR the war in iraq (in the middle of the night) are still in power, and have a very healthy majority now. Still proud?
white people like america? you sure about that? because they seem to want to go the way of france.
You are the type of American that should never leave the States. Stop being such a buzzkill and let people be happy about having a new president that isnt mildly retarded.
You better polish your jack boots and iron your white hood. Oh! and don’t forget to reup your membership dues for the KKK. You proud RACIST jack ass.
Are you a veteran? If you state that liberals need to go to Iraq to learn “Nationalism” then you are no better than a chicken hawk patriot, one who never served in the Armed Forces, you thinks that is required to be patriot is invade another country to show their “NATIONAL PRIDE.” This message is brought to you by a 2 time Iraqi veteran and Desert Storm Vet, who happens to be women.
Too late. I have probably been to more foriegn countries than anyone on this board. But you go ahead and live it up. There will be plenty of time for me to tell you “I told you so” later.
u r a very funny man Mick
Calm down. Calm down. Take it easy. I’m not a rascist. I pretty much don’t like anyone.
Is that a promise hoser?
Take off eh.
Dude, they are almost philosophical opposites.
Socialism is about the will of the people whereas Communism is about the decisions of a central power (usually under the guise of the “public will” but we all know the truism about absolute power corrupting….)
Maybe you should call Devry and get the money back for your degree.
classless and vile.
Hey ohesther,
While I agree that some of the comments are disappointing, I find it even more disappointing that someone would be so ignorant to write that “America is the only nation where a black man who was once so oppressed only a few decades ago can become president.”
South Africa. Nelson Mandela… In prison for 28 years for political reasons and then elected president of the nation in South Africa’s first democratic election in 1994. Mandela also won the Nobel Peace Prize for his non-violent resistance. South Africa’s struggle for racial equality and Nelson Mandela’s leading role is recognized all over the world. I would go so far as to say that he’s one of the most famous black freedom fighters of our time. Amazing how so many extraordinary things also happen outside the United States…
Hey Bad. Why don’t you go eat some french fries and gravy, drink a Molson and then go fuck yourself.
wrong.
if anyone was an affirmative action beneficiary it would be GWB (and countless other WASPs’ offspring from the social elite) and his family connections that helped him skip the line at Yale.
wake up.
Petraeus? As Hussein’s running mate?
Put down the crack pipe.
what you can’t spell poutine?
Your definition of freedom and mine don’t seem to have much in common.
The new Europe. Reminding you why your parents left the old Europe.
No freedom of speech. No freedom of assembly. No freedom of the press. No freedom to defend yourself, your family, and your property. No freedom to decide how to spend your money.
Sweden’s response to the wave of gang rapes by muslim ‘youths’ was to suggest blond natives to dye their hair and wear dhimmi scarves.
Their response to the wave of violent robberies was to increase entitlements in the forlorn hope that it would buy them off.
Ironically, they seem to have forgotten that once you pay the Danegeld, you’ll never be rid of the Dane.
In a strange reversal, France seems to be the only country in Western Europe stepping up to the plate.
We live in interesting times.
Are you kidding me? White people hated America….until now. Anyway, it says a lot about our nation that we actually elected a black man given our history. That said, I could not disagree more with Obama’s position on every single issue.
Yup. Only real fans have the cojones to heckle their team when they suck. It’s called tough love baby!
Yes this is Obama’s Nation now and I so proud of it.
Check out the new t-shirts today.
http://www.culturallycool.com
Its a disgrace that a black is the president. Black males rule many many nations;they rule many towns and cities and counties in America. In every caes,w/o exception,their rule is defined by INCOMPETENCE,LAZINESS,CORRUPTION,LYING and CHEATING. The places with the unlucky fate of having a negro in charge always–always–suffer increases in poverty,brain drains,crime,decreases in investments,and a general trend toward falling apart. Ray Nagin? Kwame Fitzpatrick? Going global,how about the HNIC of Zimbabwe? he had a prosperous country–by african standards anyway–a net EXPORTER OF FOOD–til he savagely attacked the white farmers,throwing his nation i nto ruin. South Africa???That old goat Mandela?? SA is slowly but surely slipping into savagery,as many of those SA whites who cheered Mandela are being slaughtered,with the remainder being impoverished and/or getting the F out. They raent welcome here,tho;we prefer savage monkey Somalis,profoundly ignorant backward savage black trash. BTW___Obama?? A nothing. He will – like a turd on a hot summer day being covered in flies-be surrounded by jews. jews everywhre. The most jew-heavy administartion everleven more than the dumkopf neo0Con POS whose crimes elected Obon-bong!!!!
i like you your funny lets be friends
No. But I can spell words like anus. As in; “Egads likes it in the anus.”
WOW! Dude you are out there. You are by far the craziest fucker on here so far. WOW!
June, if you want to see what a real rascist is, check out Josh’s post. He is truly out of his mind.
i think you’re the wrong kind of white person
Josh, that may be a little harsh. It’s not the skin but what’s within that will make it bad in the long run. Hell, we could have just resurrected Karl Marx or Adolph to get what we are going to get the next 4 or six years. His election only proves that in America, minorities are racist and white people are stupid.
ick. nobama, you sound like some “typical” white military racist douchebag. i despise people like you who don’t know what’s going on outside of their little americana bubble. wake up and take a look at the world around you. just because your life is sooooo perfect with your wife, kid and creatures in your little home somewhere in middle america doesn’t mean that other people in the “real world” aren’t working their butts off. they are, and are still unable to pay for the crazy prices of health insurance. i AM white, work hard, still can’t afford the ridiculous premiums and…. I VOTED FOR OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just rememeber trash comes in all colors… there are good and bad in every race…
All your racist pigs make the rest of us white people look bad. Stop being so ignorant.
White people love America – for all the “Stuff white people like!!” It’s all here! It’s home.
It is land of the free and home of the brave. It’s a place where an African American can become president. It’s a place where you can get a cup of coffee and go to a lecture about that new religion that has no end result except what came around and went around…
It’s a great place to hit on other white chicks and to buy all the stuff at the malls you like to go to for mass consumerism and conspicuous consumption while you take your nasty battery powered prius (yeah dispose of that battery in 15 years) and botox impregnated faces from store to store.
America is home of whitey!
not all jobs provide healthcare. i am really sick of the argument that people just “need to get a job” and that will fix everything.
and what about the people who studied and worked their way through college and have been laid off? (and many of the recent lay-offs would be due to the market turmoil caused by bush’s deregulation)
all of this is pretty mute since obama isn’t proposing free healthcare or socialized medicine. please stop reciting the drudge report as fact.
Well squared, my life is far from perfect. I have plenty of bills to pay and I don’t make a lot of money. It sucks that you can’t afford health care. Perhaps instead of giving your buddies hand jobs out behind the school, you should have been in class learning something so you could get a decent job. Don’t blame me for your failures. And, by the way, I don’t live in Middle America. I live in the south. Dick head.
Racist. Damn I suck at spelling.
i was at the rally in grant park on tuesday night and let me just say that i have never been present for such a love fest. a.ma.zing.
it was like the scene in ghostbusters 2 (mandatory 80’s reference) where they come through nyc in the statue of liberty to overtake viggo.
oddly enough… part of the music lineup of the night was the song they played to get the pink slime all happy.
“your love is lifting me higher
than i’ve ever been lifted before”
i mean if i had stopped at that microbrew on the way, i totally would have made out with the minority standing next to me!
seriously – nice post 🙂
And this is why you and your mother will rot in hell… TTFN
You people are fucking pathetic. Get over yourselves and realize that the future of this planet is a world community. Yeah, sounds like wishes, clouds, baby sneezes, hopes, and warm meadows all wrapped up I know…but that’s the way it is…we will not be able to stand alone as an alienated country much longer. Besides nobama…we did just spend our tax dollars to pay a bunch of inbred fucks from Texas their yearly salaries for 8 years…
Michelle…exaclty what issues do you care about…and if you happen to be a social conservative, why are you on this site in the first place? This is a place for humor…not bigots who hide behind religion and excuses for ignorance.
white people love to claim they were at grant park on election night.
The word “dumkopf” in your comment betrays who you are. Your man was all of the above magnified six million times!
Wow! 🙂
Yeah but the idiots that we pay to be there are actually part of our government. Not some bullshit window-dressing figure head who has no authority. And if it wasn’t some idiot from Texas living in the White House it would be some other idiot from Illinois. And by the way, what are you doing wasting your time on here? Shouldn’t you be out saving a baby seal or banging on a drum in the woods? Fucking hippies.
One can only hope.
Kwame Fitzpatrick? At least don’t be lazy and incompetent in your posting. Don’t you mean Kwame Kilpatrick, the former mayor of Detroit?
I’ve known that for years.
You needed a goddamn presidential election to prove it?
France? France is running their mouth? I would knock France out and pee in it’s mouth just for looking at me funny. (Which is always because nobody looks normal in a beret)
They voted 7 out 10 against that measure.
As Will Farrell says, “OH SWEET IRONY”
Probably for the same reason Danielle did?
Watch what you say about Liz… She’s Matt Hasselbeck’s sister-in-law! And anything that comes that close to greatness can only be good.
I think the second one is a little gay…
Racist Dude –
It’s Kwame Kilpatrick, not Fitzpatrick. Oh, wait, I know, all black people sound alike to you.
This is great, nobama: you’re finally coming around! You’re starting to say things that ALL of us can agree on! Divided we fail!
The midwest voted blue this year!
oh yeah? Then what’s Tim’s excuse?
Dude was a shit QB.
Great to see you have an open mind there Pablo…
Grant Park is cool – Lollapalooza’s there, where the Raconteurs played….
other than that I have high hopes for Obama….I hope he is a leader like JFK and not another Jimmy Carter
Time will tell….
be nice
Shut the fuck up.
Kinda funny…
oi shut the fuck up..
you are an asshole
im proud of you Sara
i dont even live in america and i think you NEED a change
and you down there with the crying parents..
someone needs to hit them
Do the world a favor, all your kind needs to jump off a bridge or stand in front of moving train..this way you can remove your taint and genes from the world.
its not being racist
these guys are funny and almost always put a smile on my face.
stop taking things so seriously
you’re a racist prick aren’t you?
you can’t even defend yourself to taht question, b/c you are a racist
how about how much white people like racialicious.com? all my white liberal friends like how it just tells them the most basic of basic things about racism without letting people of color actually say anything that the author doesn’t agree with. White people like safe, white, non-threatening, non-intellectual, powder-puff discussions on racism that coddle them so they don’t cry. you should put racialicious.com on your list.
I too hope he gets shot in the head and does not last the whole four years driving us further into economic crisis and weakening the perception of the American Spirit around the globe.
But white people obveously HATE America, that’s why they always bash it and compare it to Europe (with little hearts floating over their heads at the mention of the “Old Country”). Plus if they loved America they would not have voted a Communist into office.
NOTE: I have no concern for Obama’s race (hate that word it implies that there is some large genetic difference between Whites/Blacks/Asians when if there was we could not inter-breed and Obama would not exist as he is HALF WHITE himself), it is the man’s policies which I hate and fear.
-signed a recently homeless and uninsured college drop out due to the rising cost of education Republican AMERICAN
Perhaps you should care and then they wouldn’t try another 9/11.
nobama – Maybe you should get some counselling and find out what is making you so angry. Life is too short to be so full of bitterness and hate, you can let go no matter what has made you that way. There are lots of people who can help you.
I feel like the color of Ray Nagin’s skin was not the root cause of New Orleans’ current problems…Hurricane (cough cough)
classless and vile? Michelle Obama is certainly that! She walks around like she was runner up to Mizz Thaaang ’85 and has been a miserable, bitter c-nt ever since.
It’s probably been said (I won’t read all 600 comments) but white people would NOT like America if McCain had won.
Damn. Nobody’s happy over here. What the f*ck???
Is no one listening to John Lennon? sheesh!
college dropout??? more like pre-school dropout with those ignorant, brainwashed and senselessly violent sentiments you puked out.
typical spoiled ugly American– blame your problems of your doing on a government you don’t like. It’s so easy for you to be lazy and bitter.
-A REAL American
you can’t polish a turd. Especially a racist pig turd.
I hear ya Hot Gym Girl. The amount of hate I’m reading is making my skin crawl. There’s still people like this in the world? I’m very happy not to be one of them.
Women now outperform men at all levels of education, and especially in universities. So, can you explain to me how you think it is that they are dragging down the ability of countries to compete? I don’t deny that women may occasionally talk to one another about shoes, etc. in the workplace. However, this is no more banal than the conversations male colleagues have with one another about things like sex, sports, cars, etc.
And I’m not a big fan of affirmative action, either. Luckily, soon women won’t need it. Given how well females are performing in university and other post-secondary training, they will increasingly be hired over men because they are actually the more qualified candidates.
Dink – that is brilliant and insightful.
Imagine a white man with the same qualifications (none)who went to a church just as racist. Barry-O is in on affirmative action. He is all sweet talk and no substance. He will flop and everyone will cover for him because of his race. We have a lower bar and double standards for the black-man.
Sounds like National Socialism. Snuff the unborn!
I have no problem with Obama’s racial background, it’s his economic policies that worry me. There’s no way he can do what he say’s he is going to do.
Ah! Yes. Divided we fail. The mantra of the loser left. Are you worried that we will fail to mail out your food stamps?
And
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! (do white people say this now?)
Yeah. I’m sure Osama is just sitting in his cave worrying about whether I give a shit about the rest of the world. You are truly a fucking loser. Only a complete moron would say something that retarded. My two year old has a better grasp on reality than you do. God! I wish I were a better writer so that I could truly express how truly fucking stupid you are. I just don’t have the words. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. You are a god damn idiot. Fuck. You make me want to kick my dog.
Wow, it seems this person hasn’t figured it out, but this website is satirical and funny. You should find another website, because you are angry and not very nice. You obviously are a Republican.
Why don’t you take your cheap ass t-shirts to a swap meet and get off this board.
No. Now we have to say: USA cuz! USA cuz! USA cuz!
In all seriousness – isn’t it true that Obama’s grades from Columbia were never released? This raises the question how he got into Harvard Law. Was he let in because of affirmative action, or was it based on merit? I think if this was answered, it would go along way to silencing critics that he has benefited from affirmative action virtually his entire career.
When it came to George Bush, Al Gore, and John Kerry, everyone knew these guys were legacies, pulling down gentlemen C’s. It would be unfortunate to replace a legacy gentlemen C with the low expectations of an affirmative action. Someday, America, and many other Western democracies may actually elect the most qualified leader to run their respective country.
Camille
“AMERICA, I’M PROUD OF YOU.
Although, it will sad not to be able to mock the Americans tourists in France anymore and saying that their President is an idiot”
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WTF,France mocking Bush !!!! Common ,you folks are biggest joke on face of this earth. Muslim jehadis from Algeria are coming in your country and fucking your country left and right,rioting right in capital of your country and you socialist pussies can’t do anything about it
Imagine something like 9/11 happening to you folks .The entire country would have pissed in their pants. George Bush gave Jehadis around the world a unforgettable lesson in Rectum-fuck when he bombed the living hell out of Al-Qaida and their ilks in Iraq and Afganistan.
Remember WW-2,how Hitler shove your country arse with a Bamboo. Still you guys are back on your pacifist way !! Sooner or later Jehadis will fuck your country and then you cowards will again coming crying for help .
I begin to understand. SWPL is about saying “Sure, you’re good, but not good enough for me. Because That’s How Good I Am!”
David Foster Wallace explained it to me in the November issue of Harper’s. Guess that’s two more stuffs white people like. Maybe even three, since he’s dead now.
Ivy Leaguer, I think you missed the point as well. Regardless of whether he got into harvard on affirmative action (and that is still in question), he achieved magna cum laude grades (generally a GPA of 3.7+) and was in the top 25% of the class at Harvard. If he had poor grades at Columbia (and that is doubtful considering he did better than 3/4 of his class at Harvard, many of those being “non affirmative action” students) he certainly pulled things together at one of the toughest law schools in the country. Some people still have a problem believing Obama might just be one of the most “book” smart presidents (again his magna cum laude grades suggest this).
Yeah, I think maybe you are. The kind Lister is talking about are smart.
O my goodness, I’d be in Scotland! Thank God for America, now I can get melanoma instead of frostbite at the beach!
Eight years will age anyone, no matter what they’re doing. My driver’s license is only four years old, and I wish I still looked that young.
Doesn’t CLander mean “Obama”
or perhaps “Obamerica?”
OBAMERIKA!
USSA!
No, my problems are MY fault and the government should not bail me out of them, despite what the Dems think. And by the way, I am WORKING saving my money to finish school.
Also, ever think that my comments might too be “satirical and funny” after all my comparison is accurate both of those things did happen to the respective parties.
see below
thank god for the both of you
amen
thats a good one
someone was telling methe other day we now have white ni***s in america lol jk
thats disgusting
i heard it was mccain
mccain would be a good secretary of defense
im sorry dear
i wish nothing but the best for you
your soo right
jesus christ
this only a blog with a histerically funny name
you dont like obama
ok
gos i have alwasy hated the circus
you all need shut the fuck up
carolina herrera
i like the cut but not the color
no one really knows what he can do and we are all judging him?
at least wait until he gets into office.
personally in my opinion niether one of them were qualified.
both ran a state mccain was a big time war hero but obama is more along the lines of fixing the goverment.
but neither have ever run a country.
i wont beleive shit till i see it.
all i know is we need change and the votes that seperated both were 1.5 million
so half of this country wanted either or.
we just have to see
but i tihnk in times like this someone wil l rise to the plate
and if he lets us down thats a damn shame
We’ve hit rough times and want a change, any change, so we just elected a mesmerizer with a pretty face who can really stir up a crowd, and now we suddenly love America? Beware of excess enthusiasm. Such things have happened before, with disastrous results.
It never, ever crossed my mind.
This site is hilarious… There should be a lot more on it though… Stuff like polo shirts, everything bagels, hockey, and porn… this could be expanded a lot. Although, I dont know the format of this site, I just stumbled across it.
By the way, thanks for letting us no you’re not a racist! You know, when no one even said you were? That totally makes bashing and wishing death upon the to-be-preisident fine! (BY THE WAY! I am not a serial killer, I hate the term, it makes it seem like theres this huge division….not that anyone even brought up that subject)
anyway, you’re clearly an uneducated ignorant bigot who will believe whatever the right-winged media will tell you, you’re not even worth the energy of explaining why Obama’s election is so great for the country.
From Harvard website:
” Membership in the Harvard Law Review is limited to second- and third-year law students who are selected on the basis of their performance on an annual writing competition.
In recent years, the number of students completing the competition has ranged from 200 to 255. Between 41 and 43 students are invited to join the Review each year.
Okay using the harshest numbers: 255 yearly competition completions, 16% make it onto the team.
Fourteen editors (two from each 1L section) are selected based on a combination of their first-year grades and their competition scores. Twenty editors are selected based solely on their competition scores. The remaining editors are selected on a discretionary basis. Some of these discretionary slots may be used to implement the Review’s affirmative action policy.”
http://www.harvardlawreview.org/membership.shtml
Here is Obama himself admitting that he benefited from affirmative action:
“I’d also like to add one personal note, in response to the letter from Mr. Jim Chen which was published in the October 26 issue of the RECORD, and which articulated broad objections to the Review’s general affirmative action policy. I respect Mr. Chen’s personal concern over the possible stigmatizing effects of affirmative action, and do not question the depth or sincerity of his feelings. I must say, however, that as someone who has undoubtedly benefited from affirmative action programs during my academic career, and as someone who may have benefited from the Law Review’s affirmative action policy when I was selected to join the Review last year, I have not personally felt stigmatized either within the broader law school community or as a staff member of the Review.”
http://media.www.hlrecord.org/media/storage/paper609/news/2008/10/30/Election2008/Record.Retrospective.Obama.On.Affirmative.Action-3515294.shtml
Be careful what you wish for. Change is coming, I don’t think we’re going to like it though.
There was another guy who was able to stir large crowds with his rhetoric of change. That didn’t turn out so well for the world back in 1932. I hope Obama doesn’t screw things up too much in these next 4 years.
Oops, I said something negative about the chosen one. I guess that makes me a racist now.
There are those of us that have always loved America. Sometimes we aren’t very fond of the ass holes in charge, but we always love our country.
wow that was ignorant
And offensive. In fact, as a conservative Republican (do not confuse me with moderate “Republicans”), it sickens me that anyone would do so.
As to the whole race factor, I believe that most of it is hyped up by the media. Socialist a black word? Please. When you think of Socialists, you think of Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, and others (there all white, right?).
Talking about his middle name racist? Please (though I’m not sure why he doesn’t change the name)
Mention his pastor or unions racist? Please. In truth, ONLY the drive-bys have done so. Only they have been the ones to bring it up. Murtha brought it up, not his republican opponent.
Brasalia,
Just curious, which states did Mcain and Obama run? This whole time I thought they were both senators. Who knew that they were actually governors. Hmm. I also wonder where we could have found a candidate that already had experience running a country? Perhaps we could have asked Vladimir Putin to run. I’m sure he’s tired of Russia by now.
I doubt you could explain it anyway. No one (even Obama) has said what this “great change” will be. He was elected based on a ridiculous notion that he somehow will lead us from the darkness. Bullshit. Get ready for more of the same. He is just another politician that says what he needs to say to get votes. He won’t change anything. I have a feeling that this country is going to have a huge stomach ache after drinking all his cool-aid.
Yeah like the Holocaust.
I think I speak for all of us when I say. Who the fuck asked you anyway? You probably don’t like the circus because your mom was the fat bearded lady in the freak show.
it’s shameful how much people love obama, he’s like mao, yo!
hitler was a fascist not a socialist. read a book
Just a point I thought I’d make. Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Hitler and Moussolini: not one of them was a socialist. Marx, Lenin and Stalin were communists, which is close to socialist but with enormous differences in leadership, organization and the levels of redistribution. Hitler and Mussolini were Fascists, the exact opposite of communists. Communism is radical left, and Fascism is extreme right. To call them socialists is completely off. Although, to your credit, Marx would consider Socialism to be the step in between Capitalism and Communism, however, that is no longer the case.
My point in all this is that to compare Obama with ruthless dictators such as Hitler and Stalin is just ignorant.
Last point. Talking about Obama’s middle name in the way that it has been is rascist. The connection people have been trying to make is; Obama’s middle name is Hussein, Saddam’s last name is Hussein. In order to have that name you must be a fanatical Muslim America-hating dictator. Its like saying anyone named Muhammad is going to try to blow you up. More ignorance.
So everyone, please think, read, educate yourself. Ignorance is the greatest threat to America.
Jenny is completely right. Obama will end up a greater failure than W. He will be exposed for what he truly embodies; inexperience, imprudent economic policies, no foreign policy exposure, a class warfare model that could potentially destroy the markets, and much more.
It doesn’t surprise me that Canadians, the British, and others support this man so much. They’ve all subscribed to the failed policies of expanded gov’t control over health, finance, and industry only to watch their systems suffer.
ur a fag, aaron.
I am from Sweden. I am proud of Americans!!! A great accomplishment! Teaching a monkey how to talk. You should all be proud.
I voted for Nader. I guess that means I don’t accept diversity. Shame on me!
He must be afraid of identity theft. Aren’t we all? I bet Nader adn McCain are too. HAHAHA
NO
I want some free stuff. Where do I sign up?
Benito Moussolini WAS a socialist. All his life. He simply took socialism and added a nationalist component to make it popular. Boom, There’s yer fascism. Most of Europe including Adolf (as well as some of the American left) though it was a great idea at the time. Nationalism was the only real difference between fascism and communism/socialism or any of the other hard left progressive ideologies.
If being a nationalist is all it takes to make you a right winger then Mao, Pol Pot, Che Guevara, Stalin, and Castro should be placed on the right as well.
And don’t tell other people to educate themselves, it really makes you sound like a douchebag.
Man why do you have to drag us into this? Obama and his followers are your problem. Obama vs Hitler, I’ll take my guy.
You haven’t seen anything yet. For his next trick KoKo is going to single handedly destroy the greatest country in the world.
Here’s Obama admitting that he benefitted from affirmative action:
“I’d also like to add one personal note, in response to the letter from Mr. Jim Chen which was published in the October 26 issue of the RECORD, and which articulated broad objections to the Review’s general affirmative action policy. I respect Mr. Chen’s personal concern over the possible stigmatizing effects of affirmative action, and do not question the depth or sincerity of his feelings. I must say, however, that as someone who has undoubtedly benefited from affirmative action programs during my academic career, and as someone who may have benefited from the Law Review’s affirmative action policy when I was selected to join the Review last year, I have not personally felt stigmatized either within the broader law school community or as a staff member of the Review.”
-Barack Obama, Harvard Law Record, 1990.
http://media.www.hlrecord.org/media/storage/paper609/news/2008/10/30/Election2008/Record.Retrospective.Obama.On.Affirmative.Action-3515294.shtml
“I’d also like to add one personal note, in response to the letter from Mr. Jim Chen which was published in the October 26 issue of the RECORD, and which articulated broad objections to the Review’s general affirmative action policy. I respect Mr. Chen’s personal concern over the possible stigmatizing effects of affirmative action, and do not question the depth or sincerity of his feelings. I must say, however, that as someone who has undoubtedly benefited from affirmative action programs during my academic career, and as someone who may have benefited from the Law Review’s affirmative action policy when I was selected to join the Review last year, I have not personally felt stigmatized either within the broader law school community or as a staff member of the Review.”
-Barack Obama, Harvard Law Record, 1990.
http://media.www.hlrecord.org/media/storage/paper609/news/2008/10/30/Election2008/Record.Retrospective.Obama.On.Affirmative.Action-3515294.shtml
Barack Obama, Harvard Law Record, 1990:
“I’d also like to add one personal note, in response to the letter from Mr. Jim Chen which was published in the October 26 issue of the RECORD, and which articulated broad objections to the Review’s general affirmative action policy. I respect Mr. Chen’s personal concern over the possible stigmatizing effects of affirmative action, and do not question the depth or sincerity of his feelings. I must say, however, that as someone who has undoubtedly benefited from affirmative action programs during my academic career, and as someone who may have benefited from the Law Review’s affirmative action policy when I was selected to join the Review last year, I have not personally felt stigmatized either within the broader law school community or as a staff member of the Review.”
http://media.www.hlrecord.org/media/storage/paper609/news/2008/10/30/Election2008/Record.Retrospective.Obama.On.Affirmative.Action-3515294.shtml
not cool, bjork.
If Tuesday’s election had been confined to white America, then Barack Obama would have lost.
White people do love crap like that!
White people love saying “be nice” to people that could have their comments misconstrued, however vague the logic, as racist.
Awesome!
Had it been confined to people who aren’t complete retards he would have lost.
we also taught him how to speak another language at age 8. we taught him to complete 12 years of private school, which he did with good grades. we taught him to get a B.A. from Columbia University and to go on to the prestigous Harvard Law (Ivy League) School and graduate with a juris doctor magna cum laude (3.7+ gpa or higher. we taught him a third language which belonged to his Kenyan father, also a Harvard student and Kenyan politician. we taught himt to fight for the people in American ghettoes,etc. etc.
you mad you weren’t here to vote??
you are crazy!!! neo nazis are a joke to the average white person lmao!!!! when will you die out, mature, and make some mixed babies for the world???
that was a very ignorant comment!!!
that’s why im tellin everybody at work that little joke and make them all laugh and like black people even more!!!!!
Does this site imply that black people DON’t like America?
What is fascism if not National Socialism? Fascism, socialism, communism, the three ideologies aim to “emancipate” a deified common man through the state. Just look at some of the titles in the Contents part of the Wikipedia entry on Fascism:
# 3.1.2 National socialism and national syndicalism
# 3.1.3 Nationalist-oriented collectivism, and populism
# 3.1.4 Economic nationalism
# 3.2.2 Class collaboration
# 3.2.3 Economic planning
# 3.2.4 Mixed economy
* 3.3.1 Dictatorship
* 3.3.2 Statism
* 3.3.3 Indoctrination
* 3.3.4 Societal transformation
* 3.3.5 Interventionist social policies
o 3.3.5.1 Social welfare
o 3.3.5.2 Positions on abortion, eugenics and euthansia
o 3.3.5.3 Positions on culture, gender roles and relations, and sexual orientation
They all say the same thing. Sacrifice your individuality and freedom for the good of the whole.
The smart half of him is white.
nobama,
The rest of the industrialized world has health care which is far less expensive than health care costs in the US, and 29% of our citizens don’t even have health care. Sadder yet is the kids who don’t have health care.
As for your foul mouth keep it in Mississippi; the rest of us are more civilized.
Great at football is only great at football. It means no more than that. Jeeze
You frigin Swedes welcomed Hitler’s troops with open arms. Death to you fish eating bastards. You’re in the same league with the Irish and Spanish. What a stinky confab that makes.
Do you really think an idea from anyone in Mississippi is worth a notice? Nobama your as racist as Ole Miss use to be. Its time to grow up, read, think, anything other than simmering in your confused state of mind..
The black half of him is humble, honest, courageous, brave, cunning, strong willed, and fair.
grammar alert>>>you’re
Your stupid…and still a fucking racist
I’ve noticed a lot of negative comments about Obama. Well, after all, this is a site called “Stuff White People Like”, it’s hard not to find rascists who don’t like Obama because he is black. However, other people here dislike him because of his inexperience, policies, etc., and they aren’t the rascists. Just pointing it out…
To the other Ivy guy … from my contact and observation with Harvard Law students … they don’t exactly work their butt off, but they are very smart. People I knew at BU were putting in more hours than my friends at Harvard Law School. How many people achieve magna cum laude in Harvard Law school anyway … 10%, 25%, 50%?
Here’s the real point: Harvard Law grad, law review, community organizer, state senator, first term senator … that is not an exceptional resume. No one else in my memory in recent history in the U.S. has achieved the presidency with such a lack of experience. But he’s African-American, he sounds like a Hollywood version of a president, and he faced off against the ruling party of the last 28 years during a very difficult time for the GOP. So therefore he’s very exceptional.
I’m from Michigan, and he just chose Dave Bonior and Jennifer Granholm to his economic dream team. These two people could not run a lemonade stand, but they could organize the worker into the AFL-CIO.
You forgot: smelly, lazy, and ape-like.
I think you met you’re or perhaps you are. Now who’s stoopid?
I agree with you. Fuck those idiots from Mississippi. I drove through there once. Didn’t like it. Too many blacks.
I think Ikea rocks!! What about the Swedish bikini team. Buckaroo I think you might be gay. No wonder you’re so angry. Its time to come out of the closet. Maybe your new boyfriend can take you for a burrito and a Guiness.
What is with you and Mississippi? Did your boyfriend leave you for another man from there?
How troubling some of these comments are. McCain and Palin, two bottom of their graduating class, jocks, who proved incapable of formulating or sticking to a single strategy were definitively failed, by the Obama-Biden team who were clearly intellectually and strategically superior.
If a black person ran with the McCain and Palin resumes or records, I am certain we would hear cries of affirmative action and reverse racism. Yet this rise of mediocre whites (remember George Bush) is why we are currently in the mess we have in this country.
I think it is time for us to take a look at evaluating all by their abilities and potential instead of just the color of their skin. White people have gotten by for centuries on their race, and now that the world sees it is all just a facade, I hope that white people look in the mirror instead of trying to assert a supposed “superiority” complex that is really just a misinformed racially motivated, social construct.
this week, weather was really hot and sunny… I guess there’s only one reason: BARACK OBAMA
Yeah. You could say it was almost Africa hot.
You know. You are absolutely right. When I was born they stuck a winning lottery ticket in my hand because I was white. I’ve never had to work for anything. When I walk into a store they don’t even make me pay. You know why? Because i’m white. Yep. It sure is nice being white.
You JACKASS, the RACIST. You are the racist..please jump off a bridge to remove yourself from the gene pool. Before you do that, remember to dress up in your favorite outfit, the white hood, white robe and jack boots.
And he could totaly kick Donkey Kong’s ass.
Actually, my favorite outfit was a gorilla suit. But I had to quit wearing it because people kept calling me Mr. President and asking me for my autograph and a welfare check.
John Lennon?! Are you kidding?! John Lennon was a vicious, mean-spirited, dead beat father. So he wrote some good songs big deal. In life he lived without peace and wouldn’t know what true harmony was if it slapped him in the face. And you dare bring up John Hypocrite Lennon?
The Obama family is exactly the kind of people Linder is referring to when he says “white people.” You’re talking about a completely different group when you refer to McCain and Palin. They may be white people, but they aren’t this blog’s target.
It’s not the color of your skin, it’s the content of your character that makes Mr. Linder hate you.
My family has served in nearly every US war since the Civil War. My great great great grandfather was a FOB Irish immigrant who went off to fight for the Union. My great grandfather was a WWI vet and survived a mustard gas attack in the Battle of the Argonne Forest. My grandfather was a pilot in the European theater in WWII and also was involved in the Korean War. My great uncle fought under General Patton in North Africa and later was shipped to fight in the Battle of Normandy. Hell, even my cousin was a marine who was in Beirut when they blew up the barracks in ’83.
I completely respect what you have done in Iraq and for our country, but please don’t question my patriotism. Thanks.
Wow. I may have to take this off my blog roll. These comments aren’t safe for people who think.
What do you mean by “you white people”?
There is also a constitutional mandate against cruel and unusual punishment.
Which is why i voted for her in the primaries…I would love national healthcare….but I love more not having to pay 100k for a BMW, which in the US goes for 45k, or have everything I liked taxed out my ass….I would gladly pay 1k extra a year in taxes for healthcare, but this govt has figured out how to give free healthcare to 300million people, seems alot easier to give it to the whopping 30million people in Canada…BTW, how giant is your backyard? mine is huge, as is my home, and as our all my neighbors. You might have healthcare, but we have way better stuff!
Just because someone doesn’t like Obama does not mean they’re racist. I’m so sick of hearing that! Gosh, I dated an Indian in high school, I have a Cuban friend, I have Middle-Eastern friends. People know nothing about me, yet they automatically assume that since I’m white, and I’m questioning the abilities of Obama, I am automatically racist. It’s quite ridiculous.
Thanks, and just so you know, if Obama would have lost, New Zealand was everyones second choice after Canada, for where we were all going to move. But our country gets so big with elections, is because there is soo many of us, and it gives us a sense of power to actually do somthing. Americans like to change it up once in awhile, which is why they (not i) voted for that numbnut bush…Even when we know somthing is going to go wrong, we still do it, because we never ever play it safe, we like seeing the outcomes for everything, whether it be a terrible president, or a war, we always like to see the end of somthing.
He’s one person! Neither parts of him make him anything he is! He makes himself what he is. Gosh, I’m not hot-tempered because I’m Irish, I’m not an alcoholic because I’m Irish, German, and Greek (I am so against alcohol). You are who you are because of who you choose to be…not because your ancestoral habits dictate you.
How dare you sit here and judge MY character because of my skin color! Seriously, you are able to sit here and tell me to look in the mirror and remove my “facade.” I don’t have any. You are doing nothing but stereotyping and pulling out hasty generalizations. Wait, you know what? That sounds like racism to me! Funny, it’s okay for you to say what you want against us. Meanwhile, you know nothing about me! I dated an Indian in high school. I find Asians and Middle-Easterns much more attractive and motivated than half the white people I know. I get where I go because of my own personal motivation. I don’t ride the fact that I have a certain race or gender. So don’t sit here and judge MY character, or the character of whites in general. Every white person I know works dilligently and hard to get where they are…they don’t have some affirmativce action advancing them anywhere!
Then you should wear your Gorilla suit when you jump off the bridge and make sure your family has the number for social services so they can get that welfare check to pay for your funeral. Hopefully your family will join you on that bridge and then your entire gene pool will be wiped out. I’ll pay for it with my tax dollars and consider it money well spent.
Most white people don’t notice this ‘superiority’ complex you speak of – because they don’t have one. *However*, just like anyone, when people don’t think about it they tend to act more positively towards people who are similar to them. Racism is partially about people acting on how they feel more comfortable around people from similar backgrounds, which means that those from other races end up having to work harder to get social acceptance that other, more socially-advantaged groups (most whites, some asians and some blacks) get from the day they are born. This happens on multiple levels, and isn’t just racism; it’s hard for middle class white people to be socially accepted by upper class people (or lower class people) as well.
You’re right that too easily some wealthy white people get a pass for being from wealthy, advantaged backgrounds. It’s not everyone, but it’s far too many. Hopefully Obama’s election is a sign that more racially diverse upper and middle classes will develop in the US (once there is a middle class in the US again).
Normally this site picks fun at ‘what white people like’. They chose to only show an image, I think, as a testimony to how much they agree, and like, this thing too.
I’ll bet you know exactly how many Black friends you have too, don’t you? I’m not calling YOU a racist or anything like that–oh no, not you!
You have multi-cultural friends? That’s awesome. You must be so proud.
From what I said (every point a historical fact), you concluded I’m gay. There may not be any hope for you. I just checked, and all the hope is gone. Maybe Obama has some for you.
Burrito and Guiness???????? You’ve gotta be from Mississippi.
One more thing, how came you know so much about gays?
Hey, douche bag, do us a favor and kill yourself.
Dude, add this to your blogroll! http://ooezone.wordpress.com/
So good!
u prefer to call him half white, isn’t it. there u r .Black is a colour, but have u ever seen a man who is white as how the colour white is? hahah u wont and u cant
Please try harder, No marks out of 10.
These comments are more like the drivvle on youtube.
Ignore the pathetic ignorant posters.
Okay. You are officially ignored.
I do have alot of black friends, thank you. I didn’t realize that the diversity of my friends had anything to do with the way I feel about the other races.
umm, what?
Go to church sometime. Catholic churches “share the peace”, i.e. shake hands, hug, etc. With everyone and my church looks like the UN.
WKOWP
It’s not like I go around boasting that I my friends just happen to be from different cultures. It’s just a point to prove that I could really care less what you are, therefore, I am not racist. It’s offensive to me to be labeled as one when I am completely against it.
I mean, it is possible to not like Obama for reasons other than his race. I think it’s just pathetic not like him for being HALF black.
Haha Nice
“SOCIALISM”?
The fed gov just threw 750 BILLION dollars to the wind of taxpayer’s money (on their future earnings, that is) to bail out big buisness. What do you call that? If just a small % of all that $$ was spent to actually help people, then it’s called “socialism”. You’d rather have all that tax money spent to bail out reckeless and greedy corporations than for evil “socialistic” causes like health, education and giving the “middle class” a tax break. You got to be kidding?
Like Bob Dylan once said:
Steal a lot and they make you king
Steal a little and they through you in jail
That should be “…throw you in jail”.
Mispellings are annoying, especially my own!
huh? go away.
global warming.
you know, you should add ” white people like laughing at themselves”
because if we didnt this website would be taken as racist and backhanded/hypocritical, considering if it was done the other way it would certainly be.
Ladies, share how you feel about how Obama is about to appoint Larry Summers to Treasury. You’ll remember Larry Summers as the head of Harvard who was canned from his job for suggesting that maybe girls don’t like math as much as boys.
So? If Summers is too sexist for Harvard then he’s too sexist for federal cabinet, yes? Not sexist enough? Let’s chat.
So You Want To Be a Banquet Manager
Oh please. As if REAL idiots like George Bush didn’t just buy their way into the Ivies. If Bush didn’t have his daddy paying for his admission, he could not have even gotten into Occidental. Dumb whites have been screwing the system forever.
Aww, yay. This made me smile.
http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2008/11/09/el-panico/
white people love mysticism
yay america is only half racist and he wont be assasinated the racist wont want to harm any white
Yes! I am white and I admit that I LOVE this picture!!! Can we rewind all the way back to whatever year the “Mod Squad” was on TV or to when”Sesame Street” first came on and pretend that everything after 1980 never happened?
Well, it goes like this. When it comes to the following:
ranking on any test of intellectual functioning
student high school graduation rate
money spent on education per pupil
number of citizens compared to educational level
and on and on and on
Mississippi ranks at the bottom of all fifty states.
Now do you see why I don’t think you’re from West Virginia which ranks 49th.
I read up to two paragraphs, and if it isn’t said by then I move on.
Okay you idiot. List the countries. Let’s make the bet for a grand US. When this is over what the hell will it prove?
Good for you, idiot, self awareness is the first critical step in being worthy of humanoid designation. Step two is being real quiet and try to educate yourself. I would recommend a school outside of Mississippi.
nobama, you’re great. Keep it up. Every so often you partially self destruct. Pretty soon you will go all the way. I sure hope I’m there when you have a coronary and fall over dead.
Dumb ass, you’re back. Your slime hasn’t graced these pages for some time. You have a friend in hate with nobama. You two should mate and have offspring. Offspring from the likes of you two kill their parents. That would be blessing for the rest of us.
Yea, but he’s a true professional.
Now white people love America. That does not speak to highly of white people. I have been black all my life and I have loved my country just as long. Shame really, only now can liberals sport the flag, that means they don’t love the country at all rather the set of ideals they think Obama represents and what does that say about them. I see why whites love Europe. Its not the country it the ideals they love. Which confuses me, because a black man has a snowballs chance in hell of being elected mayor of a large European city, much less a country. But there whites are loving Europe for ideals they pretend to have. Well white people I’m glad you can pretend America stands for something completely different now than it did on Nov 3rd 2008. You and your politically correct, socially conscious, apologizing for slavery even though your family got here in the early 1900’s buddies can fake patriotism until he leaves office. Congrats!
“There was another guy who was able to stir large crowds with his rhetoric of change. That didn’t turn out so well for the world back in 1932.”
Do you mean to say Obama = Weimar Republic?
White people like to troll blogs/forums and leave insulting/racist comments.
Why? It is one of the only arenas left that they can spout how they truly feel without worry of incrimination in the real world. This habit is almost always paired with another white love, the love of saying “I’m not racist, but… (insert racist remark)” in explaining their ‘wordly’ views.
It is important to note that if you do read their derogatory comments on forums and websites that you do not bring up what you’ve read in actual real world conversation with them as they will either a) deny that they feel the same as ‘that idiot poster’ (even if it may be them) or b) be scared because other people will think they are racist. They may also be scared because white people believe all ethnic people are only one or two degree’s away from gang members and would never dare say how they feel to someone’s face. One must remember that white people do not like confrontation, (even though many white people state that they like the movie ‘Fight Club’, they themselves have never been in a fight.) They prefer stewing over things for a few months and then buying guns and shooting innocent unarmed people (see: White people love mass murder.)
Doesn’t bother me, but then neither did his initial statements.
Summers made an honest comment and got punished for
it. The rumor mill had it that the faculty just hated him and
here was their chance to kick him to the curb. But I’m sure
that a few of them really believed they were acting on the
right side of valor. I’m in academia and it wouldn’t surprise me in the least. Numerous baby boomer professors in the soft sciences really are that retarded.
The roadblock to universal health care and other social welfare schemes has been the multiracial nature of America and the unwillingness of Americans to pay for ‘those people’. Do you think Obama will be able to overcome this?
“Why does the word “Socialism” always freak Americans out?”
Because ‘socialism’ is code for giving money to Negroes and other whatnots.
Socialism doesn’t freak out most Europeans out because it means health care and maternity leave for fellow Germans and Finns. However coutries ‘blessed’ with increasing diversity are questioning the wisdom of supporting layabout Muslims and West Indians.
“The founding fathers were racist; thats how they justified slaughtering the natives and keeping slaves. You better hope they were racist and thought black people and natives were less then persons because otherwise that slavery and genocide was out of pure un-adulterated evil.”
Newsflash: Everybody is, and has always been, racist. Given the chance non-whites have happily slaughtered and enslaved whites. Perhaps we are entering a historical cycle where whites are once again subject to Mongol and North African overlords.
Let’s hope so, yes?
Wow, nobama. You are such a wordsmith. How are you able to think such great thoughts?
“It’s Kwame Kilpatrick, not Fitzpatrick.”
Sorry, but I think it’s David Dinkins. Or Harold Washington. Not that all black politicians manage to f up or anything. Obama will be different!
“White people love mass murder.”
Colin Ferguson, Cho Seung-hui, John Allen Muhammad, and Lee Boyd Malvo are white?
“…white people do not like confrontation…”
Unless they’re trial lawyers. Or professional fighters (14 of 18 boxing titles at middleweight and heavier are held by whites). Or soldiers. Yeah, whites are pussies dude!
“They may also be scared because white people believe all ethnic people are only one or two degree’s away from gang members…”
Where would they get such a silly idea?
“…they themselves have never been in a fight.”
Once again, whites are pussies dude! All those WW2, Korean War and Vietnam Conflict vets. PUSSIES!
Take a guess by what percentage black enlistment dropped after the start of the Iraq War?
“…just threw 750 BILLION dollars to the wind of taxpayer’s money…”
It is reasonably optimistic to expect most of this will be returned to taxpayers. These are not grants, but rather equity positions. By purchasing various debt instruments the government will achieve both capital and interest gains.
The situation is arguably better than the S & L Crisis. Then the assets in question were actual properties that had to be maintained before being sold off. Today the troubled assets are simply CUSIP entries.
Your points about selective socialism are valid. I hope Obama can achieve genuine reform and put Americans first in all matters. But I’m afraid he will prove more of an internationalist than a nationalist.
“sweden=white mecca….speaking of mecca, when are you going to get a handle on that muslim population?”d
Oh com’n! What’s a little interracial gang rape? A few murders, a few no-go areas, a few thousand more state dependents? It’s Obama time now comrade!
Powerful interests want Obama to succeed and will not allow a David Dinkins-type failure. America no longer makes things, but does sell things. The biggest thing we sell is the image of prosperity and happiness for all, not just in this country but anywhere in the world.
Clinton was good copy – poor yet talented boy plucked from obscurity. But Obama is better. Perfect even.
The market and the economy can be talked up as easily as it can be talked down. One to two years from now you’ll read, ‘Boom Times – The Leadership Difference’ and ‘The Obama Market – How High Can it Go?’
If you subscribe to the usefulness of the Time/Newsweek Cover Story Contra-Indicator of Financial Matters Theory you may want to check out the recent issues (bread line cover photo and so forth).
“Perhaps we could have asked Vladimir Putin to run. I’m sure he’s tired of Russia by now.”
Having saved Russia Putin may indeed seek another challenge. As you know we have our own Oligarch problem.
How exactly did ‘we’ teach Obama how to speak Indonesian (which he didn’t retain BTW)?
‘Fight for the people in American ghettos.’
Defined as what exactly? Fight? Bit of hyperbole when you consider community organizers primarily make sure qualified people of color get Section 8 rental vouchers and food stamps.
Still, Obama is clearly well educated and highly intelligent. Thanks to Grandma and Grandpa. Not ‘we’.
“White people like to troll blogs/forums and leave insulting/racist comments”
Wow, you’ve just proven Anthony’s point! Oh SNAP!
All I can say is: congratulations, America! We in the rest of the world are very happy you’ve recovered your senses.
http://www.escrevalolaescreva.blogspot.com
“God Bless America??? GOD DAMN AMERICA…” – The Great Rev. Wright
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/11/05/something-to-take-your-mind-off-of-all-the-politics/
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/11/10/bye-bye-circuit-city/
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/11/10/steven-lipski-is-probably-somewhere-listening-to-rkelly-right-now/
You’re a puke.
oui
Yes. Having fat neighbours is so great.
Read your post girl, that forgotten apostrophe actually works. Not as many fatties in Canada.
Moshe, good post.
Let’s drop the racist comments here. The fact that Obama is President should drop racism, but it won’t, seeing as the media stresses racism everywhere they can, from calling ‘community organizer’ to speaking of Wright racist.
That should really sadden everyone. If only people would think about something else than their own “rights” and ideas and think that just maybe, every man was created equal and that it was his Creator who endowed them with different looks.
If you want you can say you’re from Calgary
How Audacity-of-Hope of you.
You’re right-on dude.
Wow, way to ruin a site whose underlying theme was to make people laugh at themselves. Nice work, guys.
I hear they’re having a convention in Alaska this weekend
Quel beauf!
sorry, i think your on the wrong site? I can set you in the right direction–www.whatblackpeoplelikeanddontunderstand.com–
hope that helps you out! good luck!!
Hey at least global warming is helping someone out…poor polar bears
This is new to me, the only person on this site that makes any sense is nobama, the rest of you dumb asses have no clue. Either you are all living at home and mommy/daddy are paying your bills or you are on welfare. Do any of you have a job, besides washing dishes or waiting on table??
ummm….
Don’t know if there’s any left, but here:
http://pol.moveon.org/shepstickers/?id=-10778599-8QG6r3x
Suck balls.
What, like the fall of the Berlin Wall and the collapse of the Soviet Union? Pacemakers and heart stents? Solar energy technology? The 3-point shot?
Seriously. I mean, people who live in different geographies are so lame. No coastline = inferior.
I wouldn’t say “hate,” Jimmy. He’s just reminding us of our quirks and hypocrisies.
I’m so proud too! It’s about time we elected a unqualified DB based on hallow rhetoric and vague promises. Way to go America!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Holy shit you are long winded.
And you don’t have to wait in line to be molested.
Wow. You be idoit.
Wow! It only took you three days to come back with a half retarded response. Perhaps you should read, “Retorts for Dumb Asses” oh. I mean “Dummies.”
Yeah Buckaroo is too busy rinsing his boyfriend’s semen out of his mouth to do much reading.
Be honest Buckaroo, you’re in love with me aren’t you. I notice that you spend an awful lot of time responding to my posts. I’m sorry to say that I don’t swing your way. Cheer up though. I’m sure there’s a man out there that would love you in your assless chaps (I assume that’s why your name is Buckaroo).
I love you
next 4 years will be listed in the top ten of worst years in history. Obamas plans will cripple the USA.
What’s with Obama’s choice of old-time Clinton cronies and recycled Washington insiders to run the transition to his new politics of change?
Can’t the anti-Washington-insiders and the president-elect find anyone who isn’t a Beltway has-been?
Judging by the appointments to his transition committee and leaks about possible top staff and Cabinet choices, Obama appears to be practicing the politics of status quo, not the politics of change.
Obama based his innovative campaign on an emphatic and convincing commitment to change the culture of Washington and bring in new people, new ideas, and new ways of doing business.
But now, Obama has definitely changed his tune. As president-elect, he’s brought back the old Washington hacks, party regulars, and Clinton sycophants that he so frequently disparaged. Like Jimmy Carter, the last president who ran as an outsider, Obama has reached out to the same old folks who dominate the Democratic Party and represent the status quo.
His transition committee looks like a reunion of the Clinton administration. No new ideas of how to reform the system there. The chairman, John Podesta, was Clinton’s chief of staff. He presided over outrageous last-minute pardons and his style is strictly inside-the-Beltway and make-no-waves.
Then there’s Carol Browner, Clinton’s competent former EPA administrator who became the consummate Washington insider. She’s Madeline Albright’s partner and recently married mega-lobbyist and former Congressman Tom Downey. During the uproar over Dubai taking over U.S. ports, Browner brought Downey to meet with Sen. Chuck Schumer to plead Dubai’s case. Downey was paid half a million dollars to push Dubai’s position. He’s also a lobbyist for Fannie Mae, paid half a million to try to cover their rears on the subprime mortgage mess. Is this change?
Federico Pena was Clinton’s secretary of transportation and of energy. The president felt he was unduly soft on Air Florida after a crash and lost confidence in him. Now he’s back as a transition committee member.
Bill Daley, Clinton’s former secretary of commerce and the brother of the mayor of Chicago, is the epitome of the old Democratic establishment. Clinton appointed him to the Fannie Mae board and his son worked as a lobbyist for the agency. Aren’t these the kind of folks that Obama ran against?
Larry Summers, president of Harvard and former Clinton secretary of the treasury is not exactly an outsider either. He’s also alienated more than a few with his bizarre suggestion that women may be genetically inferior to men in math and science.
Susan Rice, assistant secretary of state under Clinton advised John Kerry and Mike Dukakis. Does that tell you enough?
Obama has named one of his big bundlers — Michael Froman, an executive at Citigroup. Is this supposed to symbolize change?
Obama’s choice of a spokesperson for the transition is also surprising; she is definitely not the face of reason and new politics. Stephanie Cutter is the brash and combative former Clinton, Kerry, and Ted Kennedy mouthpiece. The liberal DailyKos.com once described Cutter as “a moron to the nth degree” when she tried unsuccessfully to force The New York Times’ Adam Nagourney to treat her unsolicited e-mail criticizing Howard Dean as “background” without mentioning her name.
Speaking of brash, Rahm Emanuel, the new White House chief of staff, makes Cutter look timid. Rahm is also a former Clinton White House staffer — and a very obnoxious one. He spent his White House years leaking to The Washington Post whenever he didn’t like what the president was doing. Even Bill Clinton stopped trusting him. Any hopes of Obama keeping his commitment to reach across the aisle would go right out the window with Rahm’s appointment. Instead of extending a hand to the opposition, it would be like raising just one finger. And Rahm’s strident demeanor laced with the ‘F’ word in every sentence will do little to elevate the bipartisan dialogue in Washington.
Christopher Edley, another member of the transition team, is dean of the Berkeley Law School. He was a member of the U.S. Civil Rights Commission under Clinton, and his wife, Maria Echaveste was Clinton’s deputy chief of staff.
Transition committee staffer Christine Varney was a federal trade commissioner under Clinton and worked in the White House.
Throughout the early debates, Obama criticized Hillary Clinton as part of the inside-the Beltway establishment that needed to go. But now he’s reaching out to these exact same folks. Some change.
I am very impressed by this comment. Well done, Mr. Morris.
Hey, do you have any coke you can spare? I’ve got a hooker in the next room, and…
Why yes.. I am a Veteran of Desert Storm and the Iraq War. After I was honorably discharged and “labeled” as a disabled vet, because I was injured during the course of my time in Iraq. I was run over by the Federal Welfare system called the VA and after 1 year of piss poor medical treatment was able to go back to school. I was also able to find a good paying job and continue my education. I’m still being rail roaded by the VA or the Federal Version of lets just FUCK over our vets. So yes, I have a job and I am educated and I have an opinion. So you and your friend please just shut up with your racist rheotric.
White people and people of color alike… this post is beautiful.
Well lets see, there was Mexico, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Phillipines, Singapore, Bahrain, UAE, Thailand and your mom’s vagina (oh wait nevermind, it was huge but I guess not its own country). I was going to go to Canada, but then I realized that I had been to enough shit holes. In the end, it doesn’t prove anything. Other than the fact that Buckaroo is a complete fag.
Blah blah blah blah blah Mississippi blah blah blah. What a douche.
Wow! You actually posted a positive comment. That gives me hope and I agree.
Thanks Bubba. Its hard for me to believe that this many idiots could possibly congregate on the same website. They should change the name to Stuff Morons Like. What a bunch of douche bags.
Why did you change your name June? Just curious, what did they let women do in Desert Storm that got you injured. I know paper cuts hurt like hell, but come on.
You need to change your name. I was here first. Although I completely agree.
We actually have taken a huge step in the LEFT direction thereby erroding what has made our country great in the past. Now instead of rewarding hard work and innovation, we will tax hard work and give money to lazy fucks that think they are entitled to a good life just because they were born in a certain geography. PUKE.
Yes, and also:
-Empty rhetoric
-People telling them what they want to hear
-Bitching about George Bush
-Valuing expensive education more than experience
-Unachievable utopian ideals
-Making uneducated decisions about the future of our country
Yeah, there were plenty of uneducated morons to vote this D-Bag into office. YAY!!!!!
That is what I have been telling Fred all his life….that and move out of my basement.
Yeah thank god… barely half of America got “a clue”. I mean, what is more important than popularity?
Really? You couldn’t say it better?
Now bring on the socialism and let the good times roll.
What’s “positive” about this post? It’s tragicomic that white people suddenly love America simply because a Democrat was voted into office, not “positive”.
geminisix, what do you think that you are the only one to ever get screwed over by this backward, lawyer filled, dumb ass government. I am a Viet Nam vet, so do not tell me how bad the government is. As long as the bed wetting liberals and sofa Oparah crowd keeps voting for socialists, and elitists nothing will change. Read what Thomas Jefferson said about revolutions, blood of patriots and tyrants serving as the manure for the tree of liberty. Plus what John Adams said about democracy and how when the masses realize that they can vote themselves wealth, it will die. As I said before most of the people on this web site are just dumb fucks. As my old chief use to say to my division, grab your left with your left hand and your right ear with your right hand and pull your fucking head out of your ass and you might learn something. We are doomed and are becoming just like Africa, dancing in the streets, because we are so stupid to think that President Hussien is the great father for all of us. But not this little white ass. This little piggy is smarter than the welfare junkies hoping to get a piece of the pie. Chew on that for awhile.
Do you even know where you are?! StuffWhitePeopleLike.com on a post that was one single picture and this, THIS, was the catalyst for you to launch into your political opinions? I’m glad that you have them. That’s great. But pick a better time and place.
I couldn’t agree more. Importing the Chicago machine to Washington, without a doubt.
Just pray that it is only 4 years instead of 8.
Maybe you’ll like this quote about Emanuel, atributed to Paul Begala, no stranger to dirty politics himself: “He is somewhere between a hemhorroid and a toothache”
what a funny country
I still want to leave though
The best things in life don’t need a lengthy description :).
Is there a place on this website to report comments?
nobama, you should really lose you’re commenting privileges. you’re disgusting.
What’s wrong with waiting tables?
This is another example of something white people like, Cutting and Pasting, to look like they are knoweldgable on a subject when in reality they know nothing about it.
Who would you like to have seen be chosen as Obama’s chief of staff? Keith Olberman maybe? He would be a change. Someone who has little to no experience as a Washington insider?
The job as the president’s chief of staff is to carry out the presidents wishes and at times offer counsel. Rahm Emmanuel seems to be a capable person. Because of Obama’s lack of Washington experience he needs a team that has been in the game before.
Good job cutting and pasting your comments Bobby.
I don’t know that the deomocrat part is the main thing here…
The New Colossus
Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
“Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she
With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”
Emma Lazarus, 1883
Same could be said of you.
Rahm seems like a real hardass – Nice counterpoint. Just like Biden was kind of a redmeat counterpoint to Obama. Not everyone’s a Jeffersonian genius and oratorial rockstar.
Wow, Bobby, you have too much time on your hands…
Larry Summers? interesting
Japan or Canada?
Oh, because he’s from Hawaii?
I’m sure white people would be just as proud to be an american if a black republican was elected prez.
Oh wait, no.
Sour. Grapes.
How about you actually, you know, wait until he’s sworn in until passing judgement on how the next 4 years will shake down. Just a thought.
White people apparently also have no grasp of satire.
Naturally.
This is how Republicans treat their vets? Very nice.
People who think aren’t threatened by comments on an Internet forum.
I’ve been black for only part of my life.
I love this shit
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/11/11/top-5-things-to-steal-from-your-office-when-your-leaving-for-good/
Ouch! Hey do you think Rahm suffers from short persons behavior?
When will commenters realize that this site is:
1) satire
2) referring to a certain type of “white person” — urban progressives who are pretty much liberal, not those majority whites in rural and suburban areas who voted for McCain???
When Barack Obama was performing his speech after being elected as president, he had to do it behind three inch thick bullet-proof glass.
I thought that was a bit harsh – just because he’s black doesn’t mean he’s going to shoot anyone.
So, now you know how the Democrats felt for the past 8 years. Bravo.
Go make up some conspiracy theories and STFU.
A. I’m not a Republican
B. I’m a veteran
C. I don’t believe this crap.
Parroting your opponents narrative is not satire, it is capitulation.
ha ha ha, Gina is correct. Only liberals like the things on this web page. Wrong.
I’ve reached this conclusion: white people don’t understand this site.
I do, but only because I’m the wrong kind of white person.
I must say, I never thought I’d see the day when “America” would be added to this list.
For the first time in their adult lives, white people are proud of their country.
As fansastic as these posts are, by far the most amusing part of the site has to be the comments added by those who just don’t grasp the concept of satire. Maybe you have to live outside of the US to truly appreciate the genius.
HAHAHAAAAAAA. You have a wonderful sense of humor. HAHAAAAAA. OH MY GOODNESS REMIND ME TO SLAP MY KNEE.
Oh no. Urban liberal progressives – a.k.a. “white people” according to this site – get it.
We definitely get it. Christian Lander, the creator, is one of us and that’s why he created it.
For the first time in our adult lives, we finally are proud of this country. If only because we have a president who can get out a grammatical sentence. (And “white people” love grammar.)
I’ve been proud of my country for a long time, through good and bad….don’t get carried away by a good moment.
Sadly, most white people did not vote for Obama.
You must be so glad there are no consequences for your words on this site. You must also be glad that you have the security of anonymity here. I can tell by the way you take advantage of it. Nobody would say these things in public because they’d get their ass whooped.
This site is great. Did Obama really perform his speech behing three inch thick bulletproof shield? What does that say about America.
I am Canadian so I find things like that incomprhensible…..and that’s why I am proud of Canada.
I like this stuff….
Sadly, it was the first time since 1999 that I was proud to be an American. and to the person two posts above, i’m white and my friends are white, and we all baracked our vote.
Whew, this is definetly American…
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/11/12/cindy-mccain-cheats-on-john-talk-about-bad-timing/
Nobama, you’re one disgusting son of a bitch.
You still are a disgusting son of a bitch.
You’re still a disgusting son of a bitch.
It is to my deep regret that people are resorting to name-calling. I had hoped that this sight might be civilized even in the disagreements (as all respectable people are).
As such, I’m afraid I will not be able to write her for some time.
That’s not really the First Lady is it? When is Wanda Sykes going to take off the mask and yell “jackass!” ?
shut up
how is that sad?
That’s not true. research statistics on who voted for who.
Good one. But I was more inclined to think that she was on the Maury show last week, testing the 11TH guy to see if it was her baby’s daddy. Any body else think that that will be a prime time national show now ? LMFAO
You’re from england, aren’t you. You show a lot of renentiveness.
May I take pictures?
Now I get it, PTSS. You can be helped, nobama. Make an appointment with your shrink.
I thought you douche bag liberals loved the 1st Amendment. I guess you only support free speech when its something you agree with.
Sally – Thanks for your comments. Some of us Americans do long for the day when health care is available to all, and we get more than our 2 weeks worth of vacation. Your points are well taken.
Have you ever been out of the country?
…because it’s not already falling apart?!
wow, that was incredibly ignorant
How can you be so obtuse as to not recognize the significance of why people were crying?
Are you kidding me? Do you know what the name of our country means? It just means that we are states that are united in America. It doesn’t mean that we ARE America!
LOL
America. Land of democracy? Land of Capitalism. My husband and I decided 10 days ago to stop spending money for 2 weeks. So we have been paying bills, but we have removed ourselves from the economy, more or less. Someone on another forum said that those who are choosing to save and not spend will be responsible for the downfall of our economy! Gotta love that. So I can’t save money for my family, but must spend to save the country? Like after 9/11 when Bush told everyone to go about their everyday business, to spend money. Is that what America is all about? Spending money? I was always more idealistic than that and wished for more…
Blogging about the “no spending money experiment” and my love for Africa (is that anti-American?) at http://www.planetperspectives.blogspot.com.
“Also, call me crazy, but I have some issues with medical students being told what type of doctor they are going to be, or having to be placed on a waiting list to receive open heart surgery like other countries with socialized health care. There is a nursing shortage as it is, if we socialize health care it will only get worse from here.”
That is completely crazy. Apparently people who think things similar to this have no imagination. You do realize that every country with universal healthcare looks different, don’t you? Obviously we would have a say in how it was executed.
That doesn’t mean it can’t happen now. I am not sure our country is ready for it yet, but some really important groundwork has been laid. More and more people are in support of it. It will happen eventually.
lol…so true, so true!
Wow. I’m amazed by your ignorance.
Thank you!
Seriously!
You are stupid
Well said!
This post actually didn’t have anything to do with “white people suddenly love America simply because a Democrat was voted into office”. Way to take things out of context.
oh, nice that you remembered to leave out the hyphen.
bitter much?
Simon, you have nothing good to offer. I am anything but a dipshit and clearly you are intellectually outmatched.
Kelly, you are wrong on your assertion that they are the two sides of the same coin. why? because one is true and the other is not. also, you don’t need to have owned slaves in order to have white guilt. this assertion is just unfounded.
Times are rough…
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/11/13/when-it-rains-it-poursyet-another-blog-post-about-how-shitty-our-economy-is/
lol
You may have been proud of this country for a long time Frank (through good and bad), BUT this moment (Obama being elected to the presidency) should top all other moments to be proud…
Why? Well because it was an ALL-AMERICAN statement….. .americans of every race, color, creed voted overwhelmingly for an African-American MALE……I never thought I’d see the day that 43% of all whites would look past skin color and vote for a non-white to the highest office in the land….
I am not kidding myself and say that all those whites voted for Obama without taking into consideration what they were actually doing……the truth about this vote was that 43% of whites, along with overwhelming numbers of minorities voted for Obama for the simple reason of ECONOMICS….race becomes secondary when you see your stocks tank, unemployment go up, retirement evaporate……It was only September 7th when Obama was 7 points behind McCain…then came the 700 billion dollar bailout request…and you can say that the rest is……history…..
It took financial stress and a disgust with 8 years of catering to the wealthy for white americans to take a chance on ‘change’….and i believe that if Obama was the color green, americans would have voted for him simply to change direction from what we are getting today in our economy….
Bobby……what the hell are you griping about???….Obama does not become the president with presidential powers until January 20th, 2009…..anything he does before then cannot go into action because Bush has 72 days left in his presidency….
Why don’t you gripe about something that has already occurred…like, say, The Bush administration…this economy NOW….the way our tax money is being spent under this administration….the cronyism of this administration???…I can go on and on with FACTS that have already occurred….and here you are writing all this TRIPE about what MIGHT occur…..
Your problem is that you cannot get over Obama winning the election…..you and all those Middle America/Deep South american states who voted overwhelmingly against him….guess what??….You and the South Lost Again!!….life goes on…..your guessing will not change one iota of what has already happened…
Get over it!…
Nobama, just what are you if you are not republican?….OOOhh..I know what you are……I bet dollars to donuts that you are one of those people who live in the Middle and/or southern states that voted overwhelmingly against Obama……
Well ya gotta live with what the rest of america voted for Nobama….get over your anger….you are not the first person to feel like you are feeling (just ask anyone who hated these past 8 years under the Bush Administration)…and you won’t be the last……
Suck it up like a soldier….and DEAL WITH IT…..because life goes on no matter what…..
LOL….you are right Dan, this isn’t sad because all the ‘wrong kind of white people’ voted against Obama….57% of them……but it made no difference because non-whites DID vote overwhelmingly for Obama…..
And before anyone get the bright idea to say that non-whites voted for Obama because of his skin color, let us look at the make-up of who voted for McCain……OVERWHELMINGLY WHITE FOLKS voted for McCain (non-whites who voted for McCain were in the 20% range)……Sooooo……one can easily conclude by this fact that white people voted for McCain because of his skin color!!!
So someone tell me……is this true???……LOL
PS: BTW…..43% of all white voters voted for Obama…….and the ‘wrong kind of white people’ i’m talking about are those southerners and middle american voters who just cannot get over the color of the skin of Obama….
Ummmmm, Mexicans love America too!!!!! White people like doing stupid shit to raise money for charity. I have a friend and hes actually growing out his mustache for charity. Its fuckin hilarious. Check it out:
http://www.garbarrassing.com/Comment/Blogs/0018.php
You must be either kidding yourself or you are a complete retard. Alot of people did not vote for that moron because he has no freaking experience. Maybe most minorities did not vote for him because he was black. Most of them voted for him because they always vote for the people who promise them free stuff. The smart people who work for their money saw through Obama’s bullshit promises (that he has already said he cannot deliver on). Maybe people in the south are just not as stupid as the rest of you dumb motherfuckers that believe in this snake oil saleman.
We’ll miss you. Come back when you’re not a whiney bitch.
Uhhhh…..Nobama??….You still did not tell us why sooo many white people voted for McCain!!!…..His concession speech says it all!!!….Those people don’t represent ALL OF AMERICA…..but obviously you are kidding yourself OR you are just a complete retard…..
Experience doing what??…McCain was in the Senate and he never did anything that would distinguish him as a president…..you are such a dumbass that you don’t realize how stupid you sound…
Besides, your opinion don’t mean NOTHING because….Obama won….your boy lost….
DEAL WITH IT….
Nobama, don’t you have anything better than bitching about stuff you cannot personally change???…..
Name calling reflects your ignorance….try communicating without curse words….or is that impossible for small minded people such as yourself…..
You and Ralphie have to deal with this one fact….and it will not change no matter how much you bitch and complain and name call:
Obama is the president of these United States….period..
You don’t like it???.
Get the F*** out of the US of A……or SHUT UP…..
DAMN……
I love america and I endorse this posting……
Julia, you said it perfectly. The people who write these blogs can just look at the comments from the previous articles and get all the material they need.
You do realize what this means for the Republicans now that Obama has won don’t you?
Sarah Palin’s daughter can finally get that abortion!
How bout you go fuck yourself louie. I really don’t care who is president. Its dick heads like you that bashed Bush for the last eight years gloating and telling everyone to respect the new president that gets on my nerves. You motherfuckers have done nothing but disrespect the last president but now act like anyone who doesn’t like your guy is not worthy to live here anymore. Well let me tell you. I have done more for this country than most of you pussy ass whiney mother fuckers on this site. So why don’t you do everyone a favor and go fuck yourself (your mom needs a break).
He was not my boy. I’m a Libertarian you cock sucker.
Oh. An answer to your question. A lot of white people voted for Obama because their just as stupid as you.
I knew you were gay.
I’m a Libertarian you fucking loser. Don’t tell me to suck up shit. I never voted for Bush you fucking bitch. And don’t call me a soldier either. I was a Marine for five years. What have you done you fucking faggot? I’m sure you were a fucking loser during the Bush administration and my guess is you’ll still be a loser when Obama is long gone. Don’t blame Bush because you a fucking moron, try looking in the mirror.
LOL….thanks for showing the world your overwhelming IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY Nobama….we need not pay attention to fools such as yourself because you have nothing better to write than to call names and state ignorant rants…
Why don’t you TRY stating your opinion without using cuss words??…Is your vocabulary so LIMITED that you have to curse to overcompensate your lack of intelligence??…..
Tell us where you live and a Websters Deluxe Dictionary will be sent to you immediately….but if you feel that this is too hard for you to read, I know a few pre-school teachers who would be more than happy to send you some ‘Hooked On Phonics’ books…..
geez…….stop trying to be clever with your cussing and….
GET A LIFE….
Nobama…….You are an asswipe…..and i endorse this statement…
Get A Life…..
Correction: Nobama, you are ACTING like an asswipe, and i endorse this corrected statement…
Get A Life……..
I was wondering. Did Obama write all the speeches he delivered during his campaigning? I know there are people who write speeches for a living. So isn’t it possible that all along these speeches wasn’t actually he’s? Just asking. These speeches were uplifting, motivating and yet I got the feeling it was easier said than doing it when it comes to a timeframe of bringing the economy and other issues for the benefit of the people. But according to the VOICE of the American vote, it is possible. Obama in his victory speech however in my opinion changed saying that it will not take 1 year or even one term to get there. I assume by getting there he meant fulfilling his promises. Please share your thoughts. By the way-I’m from Namibia (Africa) neighbor of South Africa.
Sweetmusicman, Obama in his acceptance speech you are referring to was saying that the change he is proposing will take longer than most people might expect, but the change is going to occur……
Obama has to get thru 8 years of Bush’s mess and it will not be done overnight…..and i believe that Obama 1st priority is the american economy….job growth…..and also fairness in government…..Our american government has to be overhauled (in terms of getting all those Bush appointees out and putting competent people in their places)….these are the first things he will be working on in order to BEGIN fulfilling his promises…..
‘Patience’ is the word that Obama is telling Americans and the world….change does not occur overnight, but it does eventually occur….
Thanks for the reply. I still thinks he just made it sound too easy, while he knew otherwise. If i’m not mistaken he only started to change his tune about two weeks from election date. I think(i might be wrong) he wouldn’t have that much support if he mentioned the timeframe,lets say from September 2008.
Sweetmuscian, I completely agree with you. It is a point that neither the media, nor the American Public has pointed out. I have been waiting for someone to say the very same thing. For this argument it is irrevalent whether you think it is because of Bush’s presidency or just the general economy that things will take time to fix. The point is Obama certainly painted a much different picture of change and help and prosperity during his campaign than during his acceptance speech. If you feel that it is Bush’s fault, then certainly Obama already thought that change would take longer than a year or 4 years, but he didn’t say that until after he had secured the election. I believe it a foreshadowig of what we can expect in this presidential term. In 4 years when things are not as bright and sunny and CHANGED as people are dreaming of, Obama will return to this acceptance speech statement and remind people that he said change may not happen in a year or 4 years but it will happen. I see that as his re-election campaign line.
Correction: Sweetmusicman (sorry)
No he didn’t. Not everything that people write on here is true.
Talk about American…
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/11/14/this-one-is-for-the-fellas-how-to-take-advantage-of-a-weekend-when-your-girlfriendwife-is-away/
you are correct, sweetmusicman…..This was the most unusual election in american history…Obama grabbed to the ‘change’ speech and rode it from there…..
He probably would have had to give more details of his ‘change’ plan if he was white, BUT, when you consider that he is the first African American Democratic presidential selection to run, well, by his being African American was more than enough ‘change’ for most white people to bear…..LOL….
Only 43% of the eligible white voters voted for Obama….but that was more than enough with the non-white voters overwhelmingly joining those 43% of whites….
When he is officially sworn in on January 20th, you will see his official policies more clearly….but you have to wait another 70 or so days!!….Bush is still the president until then…
THE SEEEECRETTT
http://journalofthieves.wordpress.com/2008/11/14/the-secret/
seriously? U would like to ignore history? Typical entitled ignoramus
Anne coulter are you drunk again?
don’t do it
nobama is most frustrated because of never having a mother. Since the sun hatched some bird droppings on a rock, and called it nobama; he has been angry with the world. He cannot achieve a human life. Life is not for him to have. We can only can tolerate the ignorant bastard; which isn’t all bad. Just imagine what it does for coping skills.
Merriam-Webster has a FREE online dictionary. There is even a pronunciation prompt.
I put in Douche Bag and it said – louiecoolgato.
Must be that weird dude at the back end of the trailer park.
Walks around talking to himself, jerks off on the bushes when he sees two dogs going at, etc.
-ucked up and wrote the wrong name…should’ve been-nobama..
Sorry Louie
OK…….What’re you stuffing in your mouth in that picture
He probably has a few speech writers (as do most senior politicians and public servants) that he edits according to his own preferences. But the effective delivery is all his own.
“I really don’t care who is president.”
Are you sure? Because you really seem to be taking this personally! 🙂
If you heard democrats bitch about Bush during those eight years and heard the republicans respond by saying comments like “respect the president! and the war in Iraq! You’re not patriotic! Support the troops and keep your opinion to yourself!”, are you really surprised that you’re getting this (much more clever) backlash from those same types of people when the democrat wins?
And look at your reaction! 🙂
First off, I’m not in the military, and I’m not a subject–I’m a citizen of the United States of America, so *no one* is my “commander in chief.” The “commander-in-chief” function is to me, a civilian, wholly irrelevant, you Moran(drea). Secondly, as libtards said over & over the last 8 years, dissent is patriotic! So don’t tell me that failing to support President Osama is un-American! F- Obama, F- white people & what they like, and most especially, F- those Mother-Fing Eurotards.
This is precisely the difference between Leftards and “real Americans.” Leftards squawk and squeal about “leaving the country” if their guy isn’t elected. “Real Americans” suck it up, and say, “I may hate that M-Fing Clinton (or Obama) but this is my country, so F off.”
As a “real American” (a person white people don’t like) I hate Obama, but I’d never consider leaving the USA for anywhere. I wish you fingers-in-the-wind libtards would make good on your threats to leave, and soon.
Live up to your name, and ‘BITE ME’ bite me…..LOL
uh…..my mistake bite me….I did not read what you put under….
my APOLOGIES BIG TIME….
hahahaha
Looks like Mo$$ad already owns Obama (he picked Rahm Emanuel, the son of a terrorist). Obama will probably let Mo$$ad slide on their 9/11 involvement and Obama will continue their wars. So who won? Israel did, as always.
9/11 and Israel, here:
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=309228910&blogID=441442669
We have chosen and Obama is the man.
Obama’s Nation is here http://www.zazzle.com/1darryl
If you’re so sure I’m gay, why do you keep posting to me? Well, I’m not gay; so go hit on someone else.
I hope dc, london and tel aviv are hit with massive nuclear bombs.
until he’s buried ass up facing mecca.
I have a cigar and cognac saved for this most blessed event.
Uhmmmm …. Not Gay with this screen name BUTTaroo !!!
see a psychoanalysist … he’ ll tell you who you are !! ha ha
The funny thing is, white people used to hate America, in quiet tones. “Blood for oil”, “loss of freedoms” and a number of other things they read on Daily Kos but didn’t really understand. Now that Obama has been elected, it’s officially cool to like America again. Unless you live in California, where you still hate it because of Proposition 8, even if you secretly voted yes on it but told everyone you voted no.
The best song in the world is not American!
it’s scottish… see and hear and check!!!
She is a vicious vixen , ralphie !!! she “suggests” something else !!!
Man Gave Names to All the Animals
Man gave names to all the animals
In the beginning, in the beginning.
Man gave names to all the animals
In the beginning, long time ago.
He saw an animal that liked to growl,
Big furry paws and he liked to howl,
Great big furry back and furry hair.
“Ah, think I’ll call it a bear.”
Man gave names to all the animals
In the beginning, in the beginning.
Man gave names to all the animals
In the beginning, long time ago.
He saw an animal up on a hill
Chewing up so much grass until she was filled.
He saw milk comin’ out but he didn’t know how.
“Ah, think I’ll call it a cow.”
Man gave names to all the animals
In the beginning, in the beginning.
Man gave names to all the animals
In the beginning, long time ago.
He saw an animal that liked to snort,
Horns on his head and they weren’t too short.
It looked like there wasn’t nothin’ that he couldn’t pull.
“Ah, think I’ll call it a bull.”
Man gave names to all the animals
In the beginning, in the beginning.
Man gave names to all the animals
In the beginning, long time ago.
He saw an animal leavin’ a muddy trail,
Real dirty face and a curly tail.
He wasn’t too small and he wasn’t too big.
“Ah, think I’ll call it a pig.”
Man gave names to all the animals
In the beginning, in the beginning.
Man gave names to all the animals
In the beginning, long time ago.
Next animal that he did meet
Had wool on his back and hooves on his feet,
Eating grass on a mountainside so steep.
“Ah, think I’ll call it a sheep.”
Man gave names to all the animals
In the beginning, in the beginning.
Man gave names to all the animals
In the beginning, long time ago.
He saw an animal as smooth as glass
Slithering his way through the grass.
Saw him disappear by a tree near a lake . . .
Well folks, what’ s your point?
Woman reaches US army’s top rank
Gen Dunwoody has been in logistics for most of her army career
An American woman has been promoted to four-star general – the first female to reach the US army’s highest rank.
In her acceptance speech, Ann E Dunwoody said she had never expected to rise so high in the ranks in her 33-year career.
She said no one was more surprised than she and her husband. “Behind every successful woman there’s an astonished man,” she added.
There are 21 female generals, most of them one-star, in the US army.
Women make up 14% of the army’s active-service strength of more than 500,000 soldiers.
‘Open doors’
Gen Dunwoody comes from a long line of soldiers.
“A Dunwoody has fought in every American war since the Revolution,” said army chief of staff Gen George Casey.
Gen Dunwoody is married to retired air force officer Craig Brotchie.
“There is no one more surprised than I, except of course, my husband,” she told an auditorium packed with the military’s top brass.
“And you know what they say, behind every successful woman there’s an astonished man.”
Defence Secretary Robert Gates said: “History will no doubt take note of [Dunwoody’s] achievement in breaking through this final ‘brass ceiling’ to pin on this fourth star.”
“But she would rather be known and remembered first and foremost as a US army soldier.”
She is now head of the Army Materiel Command, in charge of weapons, equipment and uniforms for the army.
Women are barred from combat roles but have been allowed in the last two decades to serve in a wide variety of other positions.
“It’s been my experience in my 33 years in the military that the doors have continued to open and the opportunities have continued to expand,” she said.
Egypt halts doctor visas to Saudi
The Egyptian government says it has placed a ban on Egyptian doctors going to work in Saudi Arabia in the wake of two medics being sentenced to jail.
Rauf Amin Mohammad al-Arabi, who had worked for the royal family for 20 years, was sentenced to 15 years in jail and 1,500 lashes.
He and Shawky Abd-Rabbu were convicted of prescribing morphine to a princess – who then became a drug addict.
His wife has pleaded for leniency, saying the lashes will kill him.
The Egyptian authorities say the ban on new work permits will not affect doctors already in Saudi Arabia.
Arabi is said to have prescribed morphine to the woman after she sustained injuries in a riding accident.
It’s impossible that he will be able to handle 1,500 lashes
Fathiya Shehata Hendawi
Some reports claim the princess had already been prescribed the drugs in the US and had specified the medication she wanted, BBC Cairo correspondent Christian Fraser says.
The sister of Abd-Rabbu said her brother was coerced into making false confessions and the Saudi authorities had threatened to imprison his wife who is also working in the kingdom.
Seventy of the lashes were reportedly administered last week, with 70 next week.
The doctors had denied the allegations, but were initially sentence to 750 lashes on charges of malpractice. They appealed but lost and the sentence was then doubled.
Arabi’s wife, Fathiya Shehata Hendawi, says the sentence will kill her husband. She has begged for leniency and is appealing to the Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak to save his life.
“It’s impossible that he will be able to handle 1,500 lashes. Maybe after the ninth or 10th one he will be killed. God forbid.
“Who benefits from this? Not his kids, their father is a victim of something he did not do. He is a victim of complete injustice,” she said.
The Saudi royal family has refused to comment but a number of Egyptian newspapers blame their own government, which they say suffers an inferiority complex when it comes to dealing with the oil rich Saudis, says our correspondent.
Robert Frost just rolled over.
Wow, you are the first Democrat I met on the net who are not ignorant and blind to the things other then Obama’s intellect and policies that were playing a mayor role in people voting for him especially amongst whites. I also think Obama has been treated with lesser criticism by the media as far back as the primaries, as if he is endangered specie…lol
I just pray that this wound cost America dearly. I must say I am disappointed in America for the things I’ve mentioned. Here in Africa we as the normal citizen’s struggle with governments who are biased, corrupt and power hungry and I for one expected better from American democracy, the media and Hollywood elite included.
Again, thanks for your type who can be sober in observing things and let your opinion heard.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA! People in the south are smarter than the rest of the country. HAAAAAA Your a racist piece of shit nobama.
stuff white people like decent…stuff athletes hate way better (the number one thing is of course drug test)
http://jerseychaser.com/
chasing jersey’s so you don’t have to
Sweetmusicman, I am not a registered democrat, but rather a registered independent (which means that i am not officially in any political party….I like to keep my options open)…..and i am non-white….
In my opinion of Obama, he will surprise both the democrats and the republicans in a sense that he is very pragmatic….
pragmatic |pragˈmatik|
adjective
dealing with things sensibly and realistically in a way that is based on practical rather than theoretical considerations :
He will have a pragmatic approach to politics. He will try and use ideas from both sides that will deal with our national and economic problems, and he will try very hard to avoid political labels of ‘democrat’ or ‘republican’…..I do not think he will deal hardly at all with issues of ‘morality’ because he has stated several times that moral issues are personal (such as abortion, gay rights, etc)…….He has more than enough issues with our failing economy, international relations, and jobs security….
One final point, your comment that Obama has been treated with less criticism is true in the beginning of the primaries (because people were surprised that whites actually voted for an african-american)…..but this was less true when he ran against McCain….the coverage was very balanced from September until the end….the choices were clear cut and the american people made their choice…
Obama will be a good president because he stated that he would be pragmatic….Pragmatic people are not ideologues, but rather realists….I don’t think you will have to worry about his policies because they will make sense and he will explain them clearly….people tend to forget that Obama is highly educated and very resourceful….He did not get to where he’s at by being ignorant or foolish…..just keep this in mind when you observe him after January 20th, 2009…
You are so obviously a poser. And Louiewhateverabasket- case, you may in fact be the same person! Think about quintessential American catch phrases before attempting to throw them out of the mouth of a non-native.
Your argument is trite. If speeches made or broke a presidency, Bush would’ve been outta office with the advent of “strategery.” Actually, there are a few books that will forever enshrine Bush’s ignorant statements. And HE had speech writers too!
At least Obama is articulate and intelligent enough to deliver his speeches with authority, compassion, and inspiration. Something McCain seemed only able to do to war veterans.
And if you ARE from a country (nay, a continent) that has experienced such a varied range of oppression, civil war, and racism– why would you be so quick to undermine the success of an ambitious and capable man, who is ALSO black? Furthermore, why would you belittle his capabilities by saying he got it because he was black?
He got it because he won. WE voted. There was no rigging, no tampered ballots, just the will of the people, realized.
He got it because he was not McCain. He got it because he represents a change that has been long in the making, and for many, change that is welcomed with wide open arms. In addition, thanks for your opinion on our national matters, but this topic has nothing to do with you until Obama begins intstituting his policies. I’m glad I finally heard a voice of international opposition to Obama, since everything else has been glowing and hopeful. I now realize how great a thing it is that he is in office: to show you why you are wrong.
Stuff White People like to talk about but have no idea what they are saying: #1 Affirmative Action
Fact #1: In order to get into a University you must be qualified! Admission standards are not lowered for people who are beneficiaries of Affirmative Action. They are held to the same minimums and are therefore always qualified to attend the Universities of which they are admitted.
Fact #2 Who benefits most from Affirmative Action? That’s right WHITE PEOPLE!!!! (Mostly white women and poor white people.) So next time you start being pissed off about all those black people taking your already earned spots, you should really look to white people.
Fact #3 Affirmative Action does not help you after admission, if by chance someone graduates from one of the most prestigious universities magna cum laude, they earned it just as much as the white person next to them.
KFVL, you are missing the point…..I am a supporter of Obama, but i also know that the reason he was voted into office was not because of some sudden love for the ‘black man’ in this country…..people voted him in office because he was offering a change from what we have been getting for 8 years….
I am not belittling his capabilities by pointing out the obvious: only 43% of all registered whites voted for Obama…..what does that tell me??….57% of all registered whites voted against Obama, thus there is STILL a racial factor in this country, but it just so happen that enough non-whites voted for Obama to offset the majority of whites against him….
It is also quite obvious that the people who voted for Obama did so because:
For non-whites: ‘change’ in this country means many things to them in addition to the economy, and Obama represents that change…
For whites: ‘change’ means economics….they see what has happened to their retirement funds, their stock investments, the worth of their homes, etc, and they see McCain offering nothing in terms of change from the 8 years of the Bush administration…..thus they had to choose between their pocketbooks or their whatever percieved bias towards skin color
43% of the registered white voters took a chance, looked past skin color, and voted for Obama in hopes he will change their ECONOMIC FORTUNES….
The simple issue that a majority of white people do not get when it comes to race and the voting of Obama into the presidency is this: To we non-white americans, the voting of Obama into the white house lets us know that there is still hope in america for a change of racial attitudes….a change that we all can one day judge a person by the content of their character, and not by the color of their skin……we non-whites now have a tangible example that yes, there are white people in this country who took a chance on a non-white to lead the country…..they were pushed by economic fortunes, but they nonetheless chose Obama anyway….and they had to look past skin color to vote for him…….
this may not be a big deal for white people, but believe me, it IS A BIG DEAL for non-whites…..the symbolism was reflected when all those pictures from around the world came in and showed how the world reacted POSITIVELY when it was known that Obama was elected president of the United States of America….a country that is almost 80% white….if there’s hope in america, then there’s hope for the world….
Y’know, after reading on some I realized that, if I was to thumb my nose at anyone, it probably wouldn’t be you. I was responding more to whom you were engaging with (sweetmusician, who, contrary to his name sounds neither sweet nor musical. NYAH!)
Actually our arguments are quite similar. But, I hope you will consider that this time is giant for all of us, especially the haters… who need to see this with their own eyes, and feel it from their wallets, to their hearts. And then on foreign shores, where his policies will undoubtedly touch down, I want people to feel the departure from this past eight, dark and fumbled years.
Above all, I think Obama’s being elected gives reason to be more involved, to ensure he has all the support possible to ensure he will exact the change he promised.
p.s. did you just half-quote some MLK?
p.p.s. my non-white family collectively lost over a million in retirement, pension, stocks, etc. That isn’t a whites-only issue.
KFLV, yes, i did half quote MLK, and my parents also lost half of their retirement in stocks……and I DO AGREE with you in all that you say AND when you say that this election gives reason to be more involved….
I believe that this is the time when ALL AMERICANS have an opportunity to rise above our collective past and make a better future……
Someone once told me: “what is the first thing you have to do in order to make all your dreams come true?”
answer: The first thing that you have to do is: wake up!!
this is our wake up call…….now it’s time to work!
awesome!! what a lovely thing to say
Ever thought about how American Politics influence the rest of the world? National Issues, huh? America’s issues are world issues. Wake up and learn.
There are a lot of angry people in this country due to the election because they can’t except change that this country needed bad very bad.
http://www.culturallycool.com/obamaindex.html
Even a lot of republicans voted for Obama that just proves that we have had enough of the b.s. and needed someone that will work for all Americans not just the rich.
http://www.culturallycool.com/obamaindex.html
My, how I detest the “right kind” of white people. Particularly the ones who were the “wrong kind” of white people until they decided to mimic the beliefs of their misguided college professors. I’ve lost so many friends to pretense and ignorance.
i think i just waisted a few minutes of my life reading this… where the hell is the punch line or epiphany?!
and an international law.
Oh yeah, I forgot, you guys don’t do that.
WMD. Weapons of Mass Delusion.
Hee hee. I love political theory.
u r a bleak motherfucker. That shit is very very small.
How about the democratic revolution? Where do u think Jefferson, Paine et al got their ideas from? Turn off Fox news and talk radio and read a book – you might enjoy thinking for yourself.
u criticize because u care. U r one of people who get it. All these personal responsibility hacks don’t seem to figure out that it’s your job as a citizen to critically arm yourself and not blindly believe in simple truisms like the bullshit of the past 8 years.
That’s what A-fucking-merica is based on.
You guys below are retarded. That poem, “Man Gave Names To All The Animals” is by Bob Dylan.
au contraire mon ami. As my homey Marshall Mac would have said, this interwebz is one hot medium.
Revel in the simulacra beeyotches!
Flava Flav’s got problems of his own.
My oh my…you certainly are a hateful little leprechaun.
if u don’t get it, u don’t get it. Move on.
Any straight guy that says “faggot” has got some major issues. U r embarassing dude.
I hope u don’t talk like that in front of your kids.
goddammit louie get a fucking job, now that Obama’s president, his massive bailouts must be able to get you a
Job. i mean come on, posting at 3 am? and i am sure
that you are going to search up your posts and respond to
me. typical
what, as far as i am concerned McCain and Obama had the exact same economic policy, bailout bailout bailout, don’t try to make obama any better than McCain. they only candidates that stood out against the bailout were Nader, Baldwin, Barr, and McKinney, not O’Cain.
Excellent points made.
ROLMFAO!!!
I hope you are hit with a massive punch in the mouth.
It’s not that spending money is what America is all about, but it is what the bulk of our economy is about. Over 70% of our economy is driven by consumers. If consumers stop consuming the economy dies. That is all anyone is saying. I don’t think anyone is saying that you shouldn’t save money, just that continuing to spend if you can helps everyone. What is sad is that so many people do not understand the fundamentals of our economic system. How can you make good decisions about what policies to support without understanding the way the system works? SCARY.
Name calling is funny. Don’t be such an uptight party pooper.
Didn’t like the Bush years?…he was president. Why didn’t you “Get the fuck out of the US or SHUT UP”? Oh, I get it… It only works the other way. You can whine and cry about republicans but republicans can’t say anything about liberals – DUH! PS – using “***” in stead of actual letters doen’t mean you are communicating without curse words – you used the word right after you said it was “small minded”. Typical liberal hypocracy.
Typical, don’t show your ignorance like nobama….have you ever thought that all of the people who write on this blog ARE NOT IN THE SAME TIME ZONE?????
Before you write anything again, think first…..BTW, you must need a job also…afterall, you ARE SEARCHING for my posts!!!
…but don’t worry, Obama can find a job for ignorant people such as yourself…..
I hated America a month ago.
LOL….you are a two time loser…picking a libertarian with your vote….LOL….and then you got screwed royally by the Bush Administration for 8 years….LOL….and finally, you came home brain damaged because only a brain damaged soldier would support Bush…..
You are probably so bitter because when you got home, you found out that the Bush Administration CUT funds for soldiers to get an advanced education….and guess what?…McCain supported this…….thus because you could not afford a college education, you are now showing us all your profound ignorance…..yea, cursing like a soldier really makes you look tough…..
If you had an iota of common sense, you would shut your filthy mouth every once in awhile and READ about how the Bush administration actually treat the military…..Have you heard of Walter Reed dumbass???
oh, sorry….didn’t want to stoop to your level…..mistakes were made when i called you a dumbass…..i meant to say that you THINK like a dumbass…..
What about today?
Louiecoolgato , what’s your point ???
http://healafrica.org/
nobama’s the only one here with a lick of sense. The rest of you shitdicks are a bunch of granola-munchin moonbats who rub one out every night to a poster of Che Guevara.
Now here is an example of stupidity in action…..WTF is correcting me for using **** instead of stating the actual words…THEN call me a small minded liberal…..BUT……
HE/SHE fails to realize that WTF is a symbol for curse words…..
“WHAT THA FUCK” were you thinking WTF???….
LOL…..typical conservative hypocrisy……LOL
I’m confused. Are you talking about the French Revolution that occured in 1789 (about 13 years after the American Revolution)? Not exactly sure how that influenced Americans unless Jefferson had a time machine. And Paine and Jefferson got most of their ideas about democracy from John Locke (an englishman). So unless you can come up with something better than this, I stand by my statement.
I liked America before, and I still like it, though I’m not a fan of our president-elect.
Dominic, what’s YOUR point?…..what is your question is a more accurate statement…
Ha!
Now I love it! Things are gonna be different now that the president has a different color skin (kind of). What we needed is someone who speaks in platitudes and makes lofty unachievable promises. My only concern: what am I going to do with all the extra time I used to spend bitching and whining about Bush? Wait…I can still blame any future problems on him right?
I love America.
I didn’t vote for him, but I hope Barack Obama does well, because, being white, I must love him – it’s the law.
As a matter of fact, can I take back that I didn’t vote for him? I don’t want any of my white friends on Facebook knowing that I’m not aware of the struggles we have with diversity, Halloween, and vegetarianism.
I’m just glad I drive a car which white people love – A Hummer H2 with 26″ rims.
Don’t be sore.
Sometimes people ARE judged on the content of their character.
which is why I don’t vote. Presidents are like salesman… they will say whatever lies they think up, just to get the sales….
Thank you. Yes, we now know the world is equal and good because Obama is in the White House. And that we’ve brain-screwed every indigent we could get our hands on to get to the polls to vote and “be a part of history.”
Seems to me that the “historic” value of the election is that some of the most politically-ignorant people in America flocked to the polls in record numbers to vote for an unexperienced candidate of whom they know nothing about beyond soundbites and SNL skits. Wow. Take a bow.
You guys, learn some french , see how this terrorist Nb 2 of Al Qaida treats Obama as a “house negro” and “convicted” for replacing “his” religion by christianity!!!
What a joke !!! some McSame/Mchate over this blog used, ironically , to treat Barcky as Ossama Ben Laden !!!!
Randall Mikkelsen
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Le numéro deux d’Al Qaïda, l’Egyptien Ayman al Zaouahri, a accusé le futur président des Etats-Unis Barack Obama d’avoir trahi ses racines islamiques et appelé les musulmans à commettre de nouveaux attentats contre l’Amérique “criminelle”.
Dans une cassette audio rendue publique mercredi par le SITE Institute, organisation américaine de surveillance des groupes de rebelles islamistes, Zaouahri traite le futur premier président américain de “Nègre domestique” (“house Negro”), une formule à forte connotation raciale utilisée dans les années 1960 par le leader musulman noir Malcom X pour désigner les esclaves noirs restés fidèles à leurs maîtres blancs.
“Vous représentez l’inverse opposé de Noirs américains honorables comme (…) Malcom X”, affirme le n°2 d’Al Qaïda selon la traduction en anglais de ses propos.
Il s’agit des premiers commentaires d’un haut dirigeant d’Al Qaïda depuis l’élection le 4 novembre de Barack Obama, né d’un père kényan et d’une Américaine blanche.
“L’Amérique, ce croisé criminel et pécheur, reste égale à elle-même. Donc, nous devons continuer à lui faire du mal, afin qu’elle revienne à la raison.
“Seul le sacrifice de vos fils moudjahidine a neutralisé sa croisade expansionniste et criminelle sur vos terres”, poursuit-il, s’adressant à la communauté des musulmans.
Zaouahri fait d’ailleurs allusion au père du futur président américain, né musulman dans l’ouest du Kenya avant de devenir athée. Son fils Barack est quant à lui chrétien pratiquant.
“Vous êtes né d’un père musulman mais vous avez choisi le camp des ennemis des musulmans”, observe l’adjoint d’Oussama ben Laden, qui avait déjà usé de l’expression “house Negro” en 2007 à propos de la secrétaire d’Etat Condoleezza Rice et de son prédécesseur, le général Colin Powell.
“Avec vous, Colin Powell, Rice et consorts, l’expression de Malcom X (…) sur les ‘Nègres domestiques’ est confirmée”, déclare Zaouahri dans son dernier message.
L’ÉQUIPE OBAMA SE REFUSE À TOUT COMMENTAIRE
Au futur président des Etats-Unis, il déclare : “La Nation musulmane a accueilli avec une extrême amertume votre prise de position hypocrite vis-à-vis d’Israël”.
“Ce message, dont le contenu et la tonalité amère ne peuvent surprendre, montre surtout combien Al Qaïda est coupé des réalités du monde. Mais, malgré cet isolement croissant, c’est toujours une organisation qui peut causer de graves dégâts”, a commenté un responsable américain de l’antiterrorisme qui a souhaiter conserver l’anonymat.
A l’occasion d’une visite en Israël, en juillet, Barack Obama s’est présenté comme un ami de l’Etat juif, qu’il a qualifié de “miracle durable”.
Il a en outre assuré qu’il n’en attendrait aucune concession susceptible d’affecter sa sécurité. Son déplacement dans les territoires palestiniens a été plus discret.
“En élisant Obama, le peuple américain a exprimé son anxiété et sa crainte de l’avenir vers lequel les menait la politique de Bush et il a donc décidé de soutenir quelqu’un prônant le retrait d’Irak”, poursuit Zaouahri, avant de s’adresser aux islamistes somaliens.
“L’Amérique panse ses plaies en Irak et l’Ethiopie cherche une porte de sortie (…) Ne déposez pas les armes avant que la Somalie ne soit dotée d’un Etat au service de l’islam”, dit-il.
Un porte-parole d’Obama à Washington a fait savoir qu’il n’avait pas l’intention de réagir.
Inal Ersan et Firouz Sedarat, version française Pierre Sérisier, Pascal Liétout, Jean-Philippe Lefief et Jean-Loup Fiévet
I don’t see why there is no category under the photo. It fits in well with several on this blog: “Barack Obama” “Free Healthcare” “Having Black friends” and “Diversity” are examples. Perhaps Lander found this election too monumental to be classified at all. Well, he is Canadian.
Stuff White Cultural Marxist Like:
Ironic, minimalist statements, (one photograph and one word) that convey a sense of deep understanding of a phenomenon or event, without having to actually provide an iota of evidence that you have any understanding of that phenomenon or event.
Amen!
Sarah et al. Sorry I can’t muster the proper cycnicism: there have been politicians, Lincoln & FDR, for example, who did deliver. Unless I’m wrong, we’re going to need Obama to be one of them, because I’m confident/scared we’re just entering a period history will record was one of the worst/most challenging ever. Highly recommend the Newsweek campaign post-mortem: clearly shows Obama is not only a different kind of politician, but a different kind of person, with the calm and insight we’re going to need. It will be OK if you decide to vote for him in 1212 sans any sense of irony: all will be forgiven.
“Obama is not only a different kind of politician, but a different kind of person”
It so much easier to ascribe ineffable, even quasi-mystical qualities to your political choice de jour. It means you don’t have to point to anything they have actually said or done. In Obama’s case this is very convenient because of the total absence of any meaningful record of achievement in office. You need to understand what Spike Lee meant when he used the term “Magical Negro”.
I’d change the caption to read, “Some people’s (white liberals and angry blacks) idea of what America is. If the picture was an accurate depiction of diversity in America, Barack and Michelle would be 1/13 as tall as Joe and his wife.
Jeff, you have to understand, if politicians and economists ACTUALLY take time to show the american people how the economic system work, THAT WOULD BE VERY SCARY for the population…..
To fix this economic mess we’re in, there will have to be some winners and some losers…….millions of people will have to go without government subsidies and support (health care, retirement, pension, education, etc) for the greater good of the overall economic system….no one wants to be THE ONE to sacrifice for the greater good….not me, not you…no one…..but cuts will have to be made and WHO WANTS TO DELIVER THE BAD NEWS TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE?….you KNOW that politicians are the very last people who will be the deliverers of this news…so what do you have??….
Politicians trying to be as gentle with the american electorate as possible by spending their way out of this mess……this is how our political system functions….the ONE who stands up and be counted as accountable will be the one who will be voted out of office…..
so what can you do??
In reading these e-mails, I’m struck as to the arrogance and ignorance of the American public. I guess that’s why “American Idol” and so many other dumb TV shows get high ratings. It’s all pretty scary.
I’m an Obama supporter but I don’t consider myself a “leftist” or even a Democrat. Using mainly logic, the clear choice for President was Obama. I mean, someone as stupid as Sarah Palin (her “executive” experience aside) so close to the highest office in the land should have been enough to give Obama a landslide victory.
What’s amazing to me is the amount of ignorance so many white people have of blacks (and yes, vice versa). It’s like everyone bought into the stereotype that all blacks listen to hip hop and wear baggy clothes (actually this is more true of young white suburbanites). Or that most white people like Motown and have many black friends, but the line gets drawn when it comes to their ________ marrying one. Sometimes 2008 feels like 1958.
C’mon people. It’s fine to disagree. But if we’re gonna all be on board the good ship USA, lets try to find some common ground so we can work together and get this country going again.
Lets’ just try to all “get along”.
Where you so “oh let’s try to get along for the sake of the country” when G. W. Bush was/is in office?
In reading this comment I’m struck by the humility and wisdom of the poster. I’m deeply impressed that he doesn’t watch American Idol, which seems to be some kind of benchmark of intelligence among Democrats. I am so thankful that he has pointed out that a heavily promoted commercial popular fashion in clothing is more prevelant among a sector of society that comprises 75% of the population than it is among a 15% minority sector of the population. The posters ability to be surprised by that must be due to all of the increased cognitive capacity he acquired by taking that great intellectual step of not watching American Idol.
Let’s not all try to get along!
“have many black friends, but the line gets drawn when it comes to their ________ marrying one”
Which is reasonable. Blacks deal with more social stigma than ________ people in this country. If your white child marries a black person, your grandchild will be half-black, and will consequently face more difficulties in life. It’s not the wisest evolutionary bet.
This is not to be mistaken as saying that white genes don’t like black genes. Shuffle the colors any way you like, and you will see the same attitude toward any relatively unpopular social group.
It’s funny, really, a classic vicious circle: Blacks insist that they are facing bigger challenges, and then perceive the above consequence as evidence of racism.
I think a lot of white people voted for Obama in order to demonstrate to black people that racism isn’t as extinguishing a phenomenon as they think. Black people frequently attribute to racism actions that clearly have no racial basis. Obama will have a positive cultural impact, and this won him more votes than his politics.
Obviously I’m speaking in broad cultural strokes, and none of this is supposed to in any way apply to any particular person. Culture is a funny thing.
fuck you in the butt.
“lets try to find some common ground so we can work together and get this country going again”
Yes! We’ve already been to Somalia, Serbia, Afghanistan, Iraq and now we can get going to Georgia, Iran and Russia.
What’s the difference between South Africa and Zimbabwe? 10 years.
What’s the difference between American and Zimbabwe? 20 years.
This says it all.
o tom your so deep, your just so above everyone else, ooooo i worship you for you greatness
uh- Misspellings with two s’s I believe
I wish these mofos were in America!!! Then maybe THEY could bail out the “big 3”!!!!!
P.S. ALLLL of you guys stilll whining about Obama really need to go out and get some pussy…get over it
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/11/21/make-it-rain-on-em-somali-pirates-bank-150m-in-the-past-year/
You guys do realize that this isn’t a white versus black election and that its simply the case that whites align more with the Republicans than with the Democrats. So saying that 57% of the whites still have some work to do to surpass racism is off. People do vote on their political ideology, it wasn’t a race between a black man and a white man. I’m a white male Democrat and am ecstatic that Obama won but to try to say that this election came down to minority votes brining up the racial divide among whites is preposterous. There are some out there, sure, but they are likely voting along the political lines anyway.
The numbers are what they are…..registered minority votes along with 43% of the registered white votes put Obama over…Now you can INTERPRET those numbers any way you want to…..what do the numbers MEAN or REPRESENT….that is for the pundits to sort out….
BUT….the United States of America is over 75% white in population, and there are more white voters than minority voters combined in this country…..and when you have the white majority voting with Obama with 43% of the total white vote, you MUST come to the conclusion that minority votes put Obama over the top…..along with that 43%….
Simple math…….now why 57% of the white vote would go against Obama is up for interpretation also….One could argue just as easily that they voted for McCain because he is white as some whites argue that non-whites voted for Obama because he is non-white……i mean, less than 10% of all minorities combined voted for McCain….so we are talking about 90% of McCain’s supporters were white…..so who is playing the race card??
lol good one dude
that video says exactly nothing, except that americans in general are pretty fuckin stupid. i guarantee the amount of ignorance would have been the same with mccain supporters
That video was posted to accompany the Zogby poll.
http://www.zogby.com/news/ReadNews.cfm?ID=1642
This illustrates how the mainstream media focuses on all the negatives of conservatives (thus, the attacks on Palin and not McCain, who is a liberal Republican) while ignoring the egregious shortcomings of liberals, particularly Obama whom they idolize. And no, I do not think those who voted against Obama (no true conservative could ever support McCain) would have done as poorly. The Democrats registered a buch of dolts or pretty much anything that moved.
btw, I,m not a “dude”
My reply to nick’s comment was deleted. There was nothing offensive, only facts about the media. Apparently white people don’t like freedom of speech. Uhhmm?
“S”, I will take a bow……thank you…
Now get over it.
Unfortunately for Al-Qaida No. 2 guy, Obama will not be offended, nor will he care what #2 says because he is used to far worse name calling from his own fellow Americans.
shouldn’t this be titled “socialism”?
Isn’t it the same thing if you live in America and it becomes a soicalist government?
i find it strange that the libertarian viewpoint is individualism, but you can’t be very much of an individual if you HAVE to work at a certain job just to be able to have healthcare. not very individualistic is it?
Pewp
Don’t like America? GTFO then You stinky N I – G G – E -R (your filter will not stop me ya spoog)
I am looking at this logo for this site the four pictures are: sushi dogs the beach and peppers…. There is something wrong with that? That it must be classified as “white people”
In that case.. corn bread, chitlins, crack and the ghettos is stuffblackpeoplelike
OH and most you ni|gaddies just wish you were half like Obama (which would be white) Lawls…
Locke is one of the Enlightment thinkers. The others being Montesquieu, Rousseau and probably the biggest and brightest to this day Vol-freaking-taire.
You do understand the intellectual ferment that had to take hold before people just can’t take it anymore and revolt right? Face it, that came from European (largely French) enlightenment thinkers as well as American.To say that the Am. Rev. would have occurred without the ideas of French thinkers is preposterous and wrong.
i think “YEA” has been waiting his entire life to be offended by something like that(see #101), its obviously unfair for ethnic people to have a site devoted to things white people like, in fact its only acceptable for white people to criticize others by race, correct? its clear by your limited inhibition to you drop “the n bomb” that you on occasion crack a race joke when you’re with your chums-excuse me-average joes, on the other hand being white he should feel proud that there is site devoted purely to your race or does it shame you? these jokes are all in good fun and are not meant to be taken offensively, and before you just dismiss the site you should look through the headlines because i’m sure there are a few things on the list you have done, i myself am a black male and have found a few things on the list i’m guilty of… also by amendment rights there is freedom of speech so maybe if you don’t like it take your own advice and as mentioned below… “GTFO”
Wow, thanks for your condescending crap.
“Using mainly logic?” what do you think everyone else is using? Sarah Palin was not stupid. McCain asked her to serve and she did. McCain should have chosen a better candidate, but that is not Palin’s fault.
Since you used the phrase “The good ship USA,” you must to old enough to remember that damn Shirley Temple song “The good ship Lollipop.” So you’re old enough to hear the truth. Your post was just as one-sided, condescending and biased as the people you attempted to shame. Next.
Cheers
OMG, marry me.
ROFL!!!!!!
TRUE
Just like white people. Always trying to “one up” another white person for intellectual authority. Everyone one on this page is competing for the same goal. Of being the smartest white person on the “stuff white people like” webpage. All who read this shall bow down and kneel to the greatest of all intellectual white people.
It’s funny, lots of people that visit this website do so for the satirical value: making fun of ourselves. I enjoy hot tea, marijuana, David Sedaris, New Balance, and expensive sandwiches. Yet as I read all these comments you people are on hear simply to ridicule everyone else. And as we speak I am doing the same.
Stuff white people like: being a hypocrite and arguing for intellectual superiority.
P.S. I also like I know who Barney Frank, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid are. They were American Idol contestants duh!
“for whom”
Yeah, I mean duh, yeah that’s it. Why not, you know, you know what I mean, that’s it. You’re talking now, You know what I mean, yeah that’s it. I was just thinking and I figured it out, that’s it. Why not, it really could be that way. I mean, why not. I can tell you that is the truth and probably will be for some time. You know. There is more to it than that, but it wouldn’t mean the same thing. Then again it could if you worked at it hard enough. Who cares, though, it would not be the same. Then again I think it could be worked out. Time will tell and then again it may not.
Tee hee.
LOL! My thoughts exactly
It’s “here”, not “hear”.
insecurities breed hate and contempt. God hates you. And so do white people and black people and christians and jews and countries and popstars and pregnant cats and toaster ovens and ipods, and your momma and fags and leg warmers and ovaries and carpet remnants and pool pumps and real people and phones and tin foil and retards and midgets and smartys and doctors and haters and clowns and your kindergaten teacher and money and i think you even hate you.
Thanks for adding so much to the world. You for president. You have solved all the worlds problems. yeah.
“claps hand quickly and gayly and waves fuck you*
Let’s keep hate at the top! That is what you stand for.
OMG!!! You started out sounding as if you were an intellect, but clearly, by your destructive spelling, you are a complete ass. Don’t start out big just to look small at the end.
Buckaroo is a total douche bag!
Tee Hee.
And a total fag.
Tee Hee.
You’re a little bitch.
Tee Hee.
louiecoolcatturd is a huge douche.
People who say things like “I approved this message” are fucking retards.
WTF?
get a grip.
yes
didn’t we just have all that…i.e….bitching, expensive education without experience, unachievable “ideals” (of war) and most of all…”MAKING UNEDUCATED DECISIONS ABOUT THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY”…
what country do you live in? how is it affecting you? are you conscious?
nobama osama
you little whore
foul of mouth
with asshole sore
a bitch of evil
you’ve become a bore
your presence, though noticed
means naught for a score
as you fall into a rut
the mud will ooze into your gut
the wheels of progress
will push you deeper into distress
nobama osama
you mean nothing anymore
nobama osama
you dirty little whore
sofaking got into nobama’s stash
could be WTF is going on; also could not be
Obama is not white……he is african american….
And before any idiot with RACE ON THE MIND comes out and try to correct me, consider the following:
His father: Born in Kenya——AFRICA
His mother: Born in USA——-AMERICAN
put them together:
Obama is AFRICAN AMERICAN!
Case closed on THIS SUBJECT.
Ozombo is a narcissistic freak of a human being; no soul, no vision, no love for this country, OUR country. He is the mistake Amerika will learn (too late).
How funny… after living 3 years in the US, this is how I perceive all Americans. The ability to sell your country for 25cents – “individualism”… how weirdly people here understand this word. It is almost as weird as “friend”. I have yet to meet an American who understand what “friend” really is… the same goes with religion… this is why you’re so bored as people – you have no values.
Values:
– Motherland
– God
– family
– friends
Your values are:
– egocentrism
– money
and that’s pretty much it…
Yeah we understand. Three years in the US and you totally failed to get laid.
what is an Ozombo?
Remember:
“Freedom of the press belongs only to those who own one”
Get your own WordPress. it’s free too.
America?
The band??
Is anyone in charge here? Do you really want to host these comments on your website? This entire comments section should be deleted. I have never seen comments as depraved as these, and that’s saying a lot.
America™, not the band, the BRAND.
didnt know where to post this…but i was totally surprised this site didnt have “Crocs” as one on the list. I for one hate Crocs, but for some reason it has become a huge fad, and i dont think ive seen anyone wearing them who isnt of the group of white people being made fun of here.
America is a bunch of cunts.
Cunts.
America is a bunch of cunts.
Arsehole cunts.
Right on, James.
To Paul,
Me be your friend. Me like Paul. Now me give you good advice. SWIM HOME, asshole.
Wrong, you didn’t say shit.
Bad day, huh, Derek.
White people LOVE mullets … check out this mini-documentary on Youtube … it’s called “Mulletude”!….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34V_9NpikFA
Yeah, we’re all messed up in the head and none of us have our priorities straight. Thank God you came along to set us right and lump us all into your big, fucked up stereotype.
Here are some of my values for you:
1. Family
2. Hard work
3. Charity
4. Independence (the ability to stand on one’s own)
…for starters.
I don’t want to put too much stock in “motherland” because then I’ll be accused by some jerks in other countries for loving America too much.
I also don’t want to put much stock in “religion” because religion is what screws up a country in the first place. Heaven forbid I contribute to the forces that helped create the “mess” my country is in.
Oh, but guess what? Add to my list of values the following:
5. Motherland
6. Religion
7. Friends
Whoops. I don’t fit your stereotype. Go figure.
Thank you.
I have a cunt and I like tacos. And it’s no so bad…
I like sushi too. and yoga and obama and old school and black people. I am a very happy white girl and the only thing that doesnt make any one happy is the hate and disapproval spewing from here.
That dude Rodney said it best…. cant we all just get along?
Peace on earth dumb fuckers
I live in Nebraska, so I know first hand what people are like here. I would love it if most of Nebraska went away forever. At least Omaha went to Obama so that’s a small victory I guess.
Clander:
I guess even racists can post blogs. “STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE?. Who made you the spokesman for the white global population? At last count there were about 3 billion white people populating the planet earth – all of whom (I believe) like very DIFFERENT things. I like bleu cheese but I suspect that not ALL my WHITE bretheren may share this taste for rotten milk products. And I hate jazz. Oh, by the way, I speak fluent Mandarin having lived and worked in mainland China (among non-whites) who accepted me as a fellow human and not as a white man. As a young man I lived and worked in Africa where I left a part of my soul with a people who did not understand the concept of racism. I will soon celebrate my 59th glorious year as a citizen of planet earth. Allow me to share some wisdom gleaned from years of living among my fellow humans. We are all people deserving of our place on this earth. Harm no one. Give when you can. Be tolerant of others – for they have a right to coexist. Words can hurt, choose them carefully.
That is a lot of big talk for somebody who can’t spell blue.
Don’t be assholes to each other. It sucks.
First, I consider my “life experiences” to be pretty abnormal for the “average” American, but pretty darn normal for the sub-population with whom I generally prefer to spend my time; that is to say (realistically, regrettably) educated, liberal, upper middle class, white folks.
And, I have to say, that by in large, Lander (the author of this blog), hits the nail on the head with his stereotypes of “white people.” And, since there are so many comments on the “America” post that I can’t even find the original, I figured I’d add my two cents. I think what the whole point/goal of this site is to point out how ridiculous “white culture” is, and to open up a dialogue about it…are we really that predictable?
Chances are, yup, we are. Now, talk about it and get mad about it and, most importantly, do something about it!
Speak for yourself.
Black people aren’t predictable?
Nigga, please. (a quote from, yes, a black man….ODB. word)
I could write a book tomorrow, about the stereotypical “black people”, just as this fool has done.
Only, I’d be labelled a “white racist”.
Well, with “your” man in da White House, we’s can cross “white guilt” off de list.
I’m sure we’ve either protected your shithole country, or, at the very least, thrown millions of dollars to your people, over the years.
Ungrateful bitch
You know, ‘stereotyping white people’ could fill a book also…..uh, no…..that book does not need to be written…..this blog has already done it!!
The author of this blog even wrote a book about stereotypical white people!…and guess what?…people like YOU are one of those stereotypes, well, in your case, you are not a stereotype…you are just a bonafide white bigot who is mad that “tha man” is no longer white in the white house….
but you’ll be alright……Obama is YOUR president too…..whether you like it or NOT….
HA HA HA…
…and people like YOU, are what, homey?
Yeah, you be laffin’ when the country looks like Watts, after he gets done with it.
One big-assed welfare state
This site is uncannily accurate. I can personally attest to the truth contained herein, and I have to say I’ve grimaced as much as I’ve laughed.
. . . Babagaloot, you clearly get your colostomy bag in a twist reading these, so why don’t you seek a more simpatico group like the National Alliance? Your shit will go down like roses there. I don’t mind — it’s kinda fun to watch the Dying Breed takin’ its last breaths — but I worry about your heart, man.
ooohhh……like it is NOW under your boy Bush??
…If you didn’t notice, we ARE in a RECESSION…..on the Republican president’s clock…..and guess who will be in that welfare line?…….more whites than blacks, that’s for sure!!
I’d hate to see you join the 66% of people on welfare (that happen to be white) because of you worrying about our president to be….while NOT paying attention to the one in the White House now……..
and i’m not worried about the country looking like Watts….
I’m more worried that the country will end up looking like Appalachia!!!….Tons of poor white people wandering and asking ‘what happened?’……
people like you cannot see the forest for the trees…..
I beg to differ to that situation.
It can’t get any worse, bush already dug a hole so deep we hit China, can;t dig it any deeper.
But if McCain was to win, he would have made the hole wider.
Obama you see, he wont be able to fix everything, he might get 1 or 2 major problems straighten out but time heals all wounds my friend and Obama will need lots of time.
He’ll do better than that dirty old McCain and that dumb bitch Palin.
LOL BLACK PEOPLE. You guys crack me up, say something funny like that chappelle fella’.
James!…HE. IS. BACK!!!!
Damn…there goes the neighborhood…
the Dems handed us this recession.
“Everybody should be able to afford a house”. Stellar idea.
no doc loans, no prooof of ability to pay.
Let’s make it easier for people to get into some big-ass debt. Like a home mortgage ,when they only make $12/ hr.
Oh, I ain’t in a twist. I’m replyin’ to all these stereotypical
(mostly) inaccuracies.
This black guy went to a mall for a week & that’s his “typical white person” cross-sampling.
I’m layin’ down my ‘typical black people’ foundation here, is all.
Negroes will be all up in arms, calling sharpton & jackson, out of what should be retirement.
Oh no you didn’t! Now you need Obama to fix the country fine, but we who have been suffering for years still want our reparations. Never forget, and no Obama doesn’t wipe the blood off white man’s hands. Now bend over whitey.
How did you manage to snap a shot of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse?
this blog and the corresponding book were NOT written by a black person or any other minority.
it was written by a WHITE MAN.
so please stop retaliating against blacks because you got called out by your OWN RACE.
they’re only your worst nightmare if you are a bigot or racist….well, are you either CDB??
And it is Dems who is bailing out your private industries, who betted on those loans and now are holding the bag??….And i thought that private industries (ie: Republicans biggest supporters) do not like government interference…….
OOOH…..unless they take government money to save their asses!
babalugatz, you are a lost soul………people like you need to READ MORE and talk less…..
That cocksucker (no pun intended) Barney Frank is to blame. If he and the rest of the Democrats hadn’t pushed for the Community Reinvestment Act, then the government wouldn’t have been forced to make home loans to folks who couldn’t afford to pay their mortgages. Now a shout out to the new President, who’s been bright enough to put back into his inner fold the deregulation nuts who pushed to this point during the Clinton years. Yes, we’re teetering on a cliff, but it would have been nice if Mr. Obama had decided not to push everyone over the edge. Can you say “one term president”?
Or if you are someone who is aware of the distinguished track record of Black men in power.
One genuine instance of blacks being smarter than Whites is their ability to understand that race traitors are more dangerous than race haters. Blacks have term for these dangerous turncoats and that term is “Uncle Tom”. Every Black man who ever became a slave in the Americas was originally sold by a Black African. According to your logic the trans-Atlantic slave trade was okay because it was an intraracial phenomenon.
“a type of racism exists, one not necessarily rooted in ethnic differences, but rather on cultural and demographic differences, as well as location and economic status. It is expressed between communities or sectors within a racial group”
Anything can be considered to be ridiculous if viewed from a perspective designed to foster ridicule. A culture is only meaningfully ridiculous in comparative terms. In comparative terms Black culture, a culture that cannot establish a place for itself in the modern world and which cannot create a viable alternative to Western culture anywhere in the world, is infinitely more ridiculous than White culture. It is Black people who should be getting mad and doing something about their humiliating state of dependency.
Race is an imagined concept. It is something people use to exploit one another with, and blinds us from the fact that no matter what the color of our skin is, no matter our ethnic heritage we are all essentially human beings. We need to stop tearing one another down and start acting like we are…
i meant *start acting like we are human beings
U rock, i was thinking this very same thing. I feel like i have to say something witty on this blog though. Next comment
Come on James…..for every ‘distinguished track record of WHITE men in power’ you can think of, I can find an equal ‘distinguished track record of NON-WHITE men in power’……
care to start?
“Every Black man who ever became a slave in the Americas was originally sold by a Black African…” is NOT based on fact James!
…You REALLY should read up on the Atlantic Slave trade history BEFORE you spill out your false interpretations….
The fact is that initially, in the early 16th century CE, Africans DID sell their fellow Africans (who happen to be enemies) to whites for the purpose of ridding themselves of that particular enemy…..by the mid 16th century, white slavers came to Africa in more numbers and higher caliber of weaponry and just grabbed any Africans they could overpower….a half century of africans selling africans, COMPARED TO several centuries of whites capturing Africans and putting them into slavery in not only Europe but the New World……..It is NO COMPARISON….
as for your diatribe…..’One genuine instance of blacks being smarter than Whites is their ability to understand that race traitors are more dangerous than race haters…’…..On the contrary……there are so many instances of blacks being smarter than whites other than your example….for instance, by pointing out right now HOW LITTLE you know about the history of african americans in america…..
You are STILL using those textbooks and history books dated back in the days of segregation and before…where else would you be getting these ideas….
….unless I’ve been giving you more credit than you deserve in the area of intelligence….hmmmmmm
wtf is wrong with you people? This cite is FUNNY and is just making fun of the whole white “feel good” culture. It is just making fun of all the things white people do that don’t really do sh*t for the world but make themselves feel better. I probably think it is funnier than some because I’m a conservative and most of the feel good culture is liberal but chill down if you’re crying “racist” on this.
P.S. Obama blows, he’s already getting cold feet on the “tax the rich” plan (probably cause it’s retarded). Mark my words, it will be 4 years of NOTHING just like Clinton’s 8. He will put forward no groundbreaking policies and will only weaken the military. Sadly, soon the markets will fix themselves like they always do and it will be IN SPITE of Obama’s policies but people will kiss his feet for sitting in the office while the real people fix the economy.
How about the REPUBLICAN DOMINATED CONGRESS 2000-2004 who relaxed the laws (which were enacted after the Crash of 1929) for anyone to get into mortgages and buy stocks on margin???…….basically creating the same exact mess that caused the 1929 Stock Market Crash…..
And as for the deregulation nuts you were talking about…..TWAS THE REPUBLICAN DOMINATED CONGRESS who did the pushing in the mid to late 1990s….
Jupiter, you have a short memory when it comes to giving all the facts about this whole situation…..
You sir, are a retard. How about you think before you comment. Someone doesn’t have to be a bigot or a racist to realize Obama sucks.
Only when things happen that they agree with. Usually causes or campaigns that lend themselves to really trendy merchandise or whose mass of ideals could be condensed into a single phrase that fits on a bumper sticker which can be placed on a Prius.
Dude, you’re so ridiculous. I suppose you’d really rather have a corporate gazillionaire who stopped counting his houses at 7 and plans to pass the torch to some bimbo who’s only demonstrated leadership in the talent portion of the Miss Alaska competition.
$10 Trillion is our national deficit, do you really think this was good policy?
“By purchasing various debt instruments the government will achieve both capital and interest gains.”
That sounds like something regurgitated from a Barney Frank speech. These debt instruments that the government is buying are nothing but soon-to-be-foreclosed or already forclosed loans (mostly sub-prime mortgages) that would never have been given had the government not forced banks to give them through the Fair Housing Act of 1977. The government won’t make any money from this bailout because few of these securities they’re buying will ever be paid back – that’s why the bailout was “necessary” in the first place. Luckily, the money will probably not be used as a bailout for Fanny and Freddie anyway, according to Paulson (who is personally in charge of the 700 billion with no oversight at all!). Unfortunately, the money will still probably not be used wisely since very little (if any) of government money is ever used wisely.
And yes, it is socialism (or at least developing Fascism) when the government decides which businesses fail (i.e. the coal industry – according to Biden and Obama who promise to bankrupt the industry during their term) and which ones live on; especially when they do so by buying the businesses (i.e. Fanny and Freddie).
Socialism does not imply that money is used wisely – in fact, few socialist nations have ever used money wisely. I know someone will probably bring up Sweden or some other contemporary socialist country, but they’re not doing as well as many would want you to believe. And the vast majority of all socialist and communist countries in history have failed miserably.
clever…
Socialists are all smart. Everybody knows that the government can solve all problems. They never make mistakes. They never get involved in the “free” market and cause entire industries to collapse (oh wait – the financial sector collapsed after they made housing “affordable”). Big governments and bureaucracy always function efficiently and productively – look at India or China or Russia.
Do you know anything about even the most basic economics?
Woooowww. That’s probably the most ignorant thing I’ve ever heard.
Despite what you’ve probably read in the Communist Manifesto, the rich are not just handed their money. They earn it – because they’re smarter than people like you. They know how people think, how society works, how the markets work, how to make money (legitimately usually). There’s not a single economist in the House of Representatives. Someone who knows how to manage money SHOULD be in charge – not a thieving idealist.
Maybe you should do some research on the record of that “bimbo” you’re talking about. Unlike what the television tells you to think, she’s an extremely accomplished politician – certainly more experienced than Barack Obama. Joe Biden is more experienced than she, but his political career has also been defined by corruption and scandal.
“$10 Trillion is our national deficit, do you really think this was good policy?”
What policy are you talking about? Our ten-year projected DEBT is now around $80 trillion. Our GDP is only around $12 trillion. Do you have any idea where that debt is coming from? It’s almost exclusively from Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security. Yeah, war is expensive, but only a drop in the bucket compared to welfare and entitlement programs. How do you think our debt will react to Obama’s proposed socialized medicine?
Dude, you’re so rediculous!
I think you just took it too far. Very few people (I hope) hate Obama because he’s black. They hate him because his policies and his ideas are rediculous and destined to fail miserably while taking the entire country down with them. Fortunately, he’ll never be able to implement the majority of what he wants – it’s literally impossible.
With regard to the apocalypse, I can certainly see how many might think that recent events could be a sign of the apocalypse (I personally disagree) when compared to Revelations in the Bible. But that’s an entirely different conversation that I don’t want to get into. And don’t think that that makes Christians ignorant racists and bigots by any means. Afterall, Obama is also a Christian.
Actually, yes, it is the Democrats who’re bailing out the banks and maybe the auto industry. Who has the senate majority? Uh… the democrats… you definitely need to READ MORE. The Republican President did not pass the bailout; he just didn’t veto it because it would’ve passed anyway. And yeah, it was also the Democrats who betted on those loans – look up the Fair Housing Act of 1977. Where do you think support for democrats comes from if not from private industries? Remember those five democrats who ran Fannie and Freddie into the ground? Barney Frank only made $470 million over seven years doing it. And the idea that private industries do not LIKE government interference is retarded. Most of them LOVE givernment interference. Why do you think ther is a monopoly over industries like education, health care, and tobacco? It’s because the government sets up these monopolies and ensures their existence.
You’re an idiot. Talk less.
“..the rich are not just handed their money. They earn it – because they’re smarter than people like you. They know how people think, how society works, how the markets work, how to make money (legitimately usually)….”.
….Usually legitimately???…..sounds like you have some doubt in your analysis of rich people being ‘just smart’….
For to be a bunch of smart people, why are these same rich people begging, and getting, TAX PAYERS MONEY to bail their smart asses out of the DEBTS that they created??
Sorry to tell you this but….being RICH does NOT equal being smart!!!…..anyone can invest in stocks…..
And I, for the life of me, CANNOT understand how some people (KYLE), who are in no ways RICH like the people he defends so passionately, be the first to criticize the very programs that governments are SUPPOSED to subsidize (Medicaid, Social Security, Medicare)…which is for the GREATER GOOD OF SOCIETY…….You must be a young man Kyle….but wait ….when you get over 50, you better pray that these very programs you criticize will still exist…..or you had better start looking at those old films showing how americans were living in the early 1930s…because you are gonna be living that re-run…poor, sick, hungry, homeless…..and nary a ‘rich person’ or federal government program will help your poor, sick, hungry, homeless self…..
You, Andrew, are the RETARD….no, you are worse than a retard because some retards CAN READ….
I stated that they are YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE if you are a bigot or a racist……now only someone who is truly STUPID will state that ‘he does not have to be a bigot or racist to realize Obama sucks’..
stupid |ˈst(y)oōpid|
adjective ( -pider, -pidest)
lacking intelligence or common sense
Now all the bigots and racists are coming out of the woodwork and are running around saying that the Obama win is America’s worst nightmare….And Obama is not officially in Office yet!…..
..so tell me Andrew…….are you a racist or bigot?…saying that you dislike Obama’s soon to be enacted policies is one thing, but to talk about him personally like you and CDB?…..sounds like stupidity along with bigotry to me….
bigotry |ˈbigətrē|
noun
bigoted attitudes; intolerance toward those who hold different opinions from oneself
hmmmm….see yourself Andrew?
“…They hate him because his policies and his ideas are rediculous and destined to fail miserably while taking the entire country down with them….”
Kyle, how can you hate a man’s policies when HE IS NOT IN OFFICE YET?…..
Why are you not directing your pent-up hostility towards the one who is STILL in office and on his clock the country is ALREADY FAILING MISERABLY AND ALREADY TOOK THE ENTIRE COUNTRY DOWN…but without him (BUSH will come out richer than ever when his tenure is over)…..
Give a BETTER reason why you don’t like Obama…I have a few guesses but I’d rather let you tell us……
Maybe you should re-read the bigotry definition and take a look in the mirror. Liberals are always so quick to play the race card and accuse everyone that doesn’t have the same views of intolerance. Maybe you should look up the definition of hypocracy.
please! i agree that rich dosent = smart….. but, obama’s so-called “great” healthcare program isnt what its made out to be… just ask canada… they also have free meds, BUT it is no good… sure its free but you have to wait forever to get it… i know from experience i lived there…. could have died because of it. my grandfather is moving to the US because the healthcare stinks up there. IF it works and is truly “good” i will be suprised…. and this whole “redistribute the wealth” thing is COMMUNISM. im not saying anyone is a communist, but it is one step closer to socialism… scary. he also made a statement that said that “typical white people cling to guns and religeon…” (or something to that effect). if mccain said anything to do with a “typical black person” he would have been plastered for being racist…. and the reason we (“white people”) cling to guns and religeon is because they (polliticians) try to take them away. everyone remembers we do have a bill of rights. and when is the last time a gun jumped off the counter and shot someone all by itself… take away guns and people will use knives… besides criminals will still find a way to get guns even if it is outlawed…… hello people still use drugs…. after canada made some stupid law about locking guns and ammo in seprate safes etc. home invasions actually went up because the criminals knew no one would be able to defend theirself. just some things to think about
happy holidays!
Tell me, after Bush leaves office what are you going to do with all the free time you have that used to be spent bitching and whining about him? I know! You can think of reasons why Obama’s future fuck-ups are really Bush’s fault.
You are so much more intelligent and enlightened than anyone one else on this site. Thank goodness you are here to correct everyone’s “undeducated” opinions…maybe you should be a member of the liberal truth police – I think MSNBC is hiring.
So in 59 years you haven’t learned to take a freaking joke?
lol dude chill… this whole comment is an ignorant statement. plus learn to spell ridiculous.
But Rolltide, what alternative can YOU think of??….some health care is better than NONE AT ALL….
That is how you spell bleu cheese sweety.
First of all, you conservative types always throw words out there but when someone holds you accountable for those words, you cry ‘race card’!!!
Maybe you should just ‘let it go’…..you conservatives did not lose, you got CRUSHED AND REJECTED by the majority of americans, black, white, hispanic, and asian….
conservative politics are now irrelavant…..so I will let you have your weak opinions….I will move on….watch policies that you will hate be implemented…..and watch you cry SOUR GRAPES….
Just like you’re doin now…….
Ha. Ha. Ha..
No Jeff…..It will be YOUR TURN bitching and whining about Obama!!….I, in the meantime, will enjoy re-living the i saw your types crying and whining over the election…..and enjoy listening to future bitchin and whinin from you and your types….
Ha Ha Ha
Have a nice four years!!…..
Kyle, you are a typical tight assed conservative who cannot see straight when someone points out the ignorant, foolish things that you and your kind preach….
who were the majority from 1994-2004, dumbass??….who loosened the laws which made the mess we are in today, dumbass??/….check it out……REPUBLICAN MAJORITY….dumbass
Next time, get YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT…..D***. ..awww…nevermind…
I never CLAIMED to be more enlightened BUT i do know incorrect information when i read it……. especially if it’s false, unsubstantiated statements made out of context….
I live in the US. How’s what affecting me? Bush’s lack of carisma? The war? That shit doesn’t affect me directly.
All in all, I’m doing great. Making more money than I ever have and enjoying life more than ever. Thanks for asking.
Maybe it’s because I didn’t spend the last 8 years crying about shit and not doing anything to help myself. Your problem may be that you are just barely conscious.
A grip on what? Your wallet?…good call.
Do you get punched in the mouth a lot?
You do know his wife owns those right, not him. Also he is not a “corporate” employee, he is a SENATOR. Anyhow, his houses aren’t important since Obama got his million dollar house through a shady deal with a felon. About Palin though, she has more experience running things than Obama does so I wouldn’t be so quick to throw stones.
About the debt though, the is all spending (which McCain would have cut). So obviously he DID have good policy on that. Btw, half of the federal budget every year is entitlement programs (half being about 1.2 trillion).
wtf are you talking about?
“you had better start looking at those old films showing how americans were living in the early 1930s”
You do realize that that was the depression right? That’s not what the normal economy is like so obviously the policies in place during that time are not needed during normal economic periods.
Also about the Rich=Smart thing. Being rich usually does imply that you are smarter (whether it be street smarts or book smarts). You say anyone can invest in the stock market but guess what; INVESTING IN THE STOCK MARKET IS SMART! I would say people like Ray Kroc (person who made MacDonalds what it is and I don’t believe ever finished High School) are incredibly smart although they had little academic success.
Firstly, most of your comment makes NO sense.
Anyhow, people can express their opinion on Obama all they want; He has been describing his policies for a while. Also, people have had insight into Obama’s questionable personal life for a while too (which is probably why CDB considers him to be so potentially destructive). Personally I think he is a racist with horrible policies that will hamstring our economy.
Regardless of all that, don’t give me the “your mind is like a parachute” bullsh*t. Liberals are just as intolerant of conservative ideas as conservatives are of liberal ideas. Of course I won’t tolerate liberal ideas cause I see them as a cancer in the soul of America but that is my opinion.
wtf are you talking about either? WTF is anyone talking about on here? “Conservatives were crushed and rejected by the majority of Americans” What?! Are you just plain ignorant? Show me the conservative that got crushed and rejected. Oh wait… there was none. Liberals have put up a false and nervous grin at this win and are trying to say conservatism is dead when it obviously is not. Conservatism will break out again soon enough as a backlash to the freedom crushing liberal policies. This past election has shown that America does not want a middle of the road politician. They don’t want someone who reaches across the aisle and compromises with people of different ideologies. The American people want someone who makes a stand and gets behind a concrete set of ideals whether said ideals are retarded (in the case of Obama) or not.
God you are ignorant -.-
“how can you hate a man’s policies when HE IS NOT IN OFFICE YET?”
– He told us his policies
“Why are you not directing your pent-up hostility towards the one who is STILL in office and on his clock the country is ALREADY FAILING MISERABLY AND ALREADY TOOK THE ENTIRE COUNTRY DOWN”
– Barack Obama did more to take the country down than Bush (Obama helped ACORN sue to enforce the CRA which is the main reason for our recession. Also liberal subsidizing of farms has harmed food prices and aided economic downfall) Regardless, Bush did little to ruin this country other than NOT stripping down liberal policies.
What is a “race traitor”? Is that just Africans who sold their brothers into slavery?
Since when did people have a right to medicine? If you want it you pay for it
It’s amazing how ones opinion can start up a heated argument, bringing in racism, and insults. One is entitled to their opinion, as are all of you. But you insult on ones intellgence? You prey on typos to try and make fun of them? Seriously..talk about immaturity. Act your ages, you may state your opinion, but do it maturely, I doubt anyone would like to “talk” to a seven year old on here.
One, if Obama fails at being president, will be because of the mess America is in right now. Obama has a huge mess to clean up and he will obviously try and do his best. But to bring in racism towards this? You should all be lucky to get him rather then McCain. Like you needed another disaster. When Obama cleans up a couple messes (if there can even be a couple) people will feel more grateful. But when he can’t clean up after Bush and such, everyone will be furious saying he was a terrible leader. He knows he has very little time to actually take care of all the trouble, and he knows that people will get angry if he doesn’t take care of one situation, or another. But he will obviously try his best, America is in a ditch right now, whether you like it or not. It won’t be capable of breaking free for a while now. What is needed is time and patience, and not ignorance, racism and such.
Andrew, I sure hope that you are a very wealthy person because if you’re not, one day, you WILL get sick….and you had better hope and pray that nothing catastrophic happens to your family and/or property at the same time you are sick…
or worse yet, you lose your job and get sick….THEN you will EAT these words you’ve typed…
Nobody CHOOSES to become sick to receive medicine…..you cold bastard….
Well you can have your opinion Andrew….but in the meantime, I will sit back and enjoy all those ‘liberal ideas’ that will be pushed thru the congress and signed by the president…..
All you can do about it is sit there and TAKE IT….LOL
LOL….And your point being????
The only reaching across the aisle this time will be to tap those republicans on the shoulder and give them the ‘hi-ho number one middle finger salute’…..and guess what?……they gotta take it!
And i will say to you Andrew, gripe til the cows come home, it will not change one iota of the election results…..the republicans got pimp slapped and they had to stand there and take it….
You just wail and bitch about your ‘the conservatives’ while i watch the democrats pass laws that your conservatives cannot do nothing about to stop passage…..
PS: call Obama all the names you want, but in the end, he’s still YOUR PRESIDENT…..whether you like it or not
LOL
Tough shit, medicine is not a right. If I get sick then that is my luck, fate has dealt me a tough hand and I’ll take it. Life sucks and nobody owes me anything besides staying out of my business.
Well bend over and take it from the liberals, Andrew…..they promise not to stick it too you too deep unless you open your mouth and complain…….congressional conservatives can’t do nothing about it…..
four years you’re gonna be taking it……so take it like a man, shut your mouth, and enjoy the ride……….LOL
Just wait till the second civil war and the liberals get taken down in a blaze of gunfire for trying to regulate people’s lives. I bet about then you’ll regret that you elected the guy who signed all those ‘liberal ideas’ that stole the freedoms that we once cherished. Mess with people long enough and they will mess with you.
You obviously don’t understand the ramifications of regulation (war). If those Dem’s do too much finger saluting then they will meet an early grave. Regardless, the political system is too complicated so likely most of the liberal policies will fail and the next president will erase them all from the books.
Do you know ANYTHING about government? All your comments seem pretty ignorant of the political system.
Obama will fail because of his policies. Bush had to clean up the mess left by Clinton and he did a poor job despite being far more qualified than Obama. I haven’t seen anything come out of the Obama camp that has any real chance of assisting the remedy of the economy. As always the economy will be fixed by businesses and consumers, not politicians and presidents.
Yea you are dead on there Andrew. Screw helping other
people. My family and I have not gotten sick in 18
generations, so why should I have to help pay for a single
mother who has a baby that has the flu yet she can’t afford
the meds. Survival of the fittest you are brilliant! Life sure
does suck! I am so glad that I can’t afford medicine because
the day I become sick I want to die fast and painfully. None
of this wussy painkiller-prolonging the inevitable-hospital
crap! We should just abolish doctors and hospitals altogether.
Then even if you get sick, you won’t waste your money on
paying some leech to tell you what googledoctor could have
told you, and you can stay at home and play more Grand
Theft Auto.
Dang. Too bad I’m from Canada. I hate having this awful assurance that I can walk into a clinic at any time of day and
be helped by a doctor within minutes. Stupid government, why did you create this God-awful medicare that pays for dental, optometry, prescription drugs and most surgeries!!!
But don’t worry Andrew, I’m gunna hop on my dog-sled and come racing down to the land of the free, where all my problems will be solved! Then I will take on your wonderful, legitimate, very insightful opinion.
I second that motion.
To repeat a famous quote, “What part of the Clinton years didn’t you like, the peace or the prosperity?”
If you *seriously* think that the very wealthy in this country work hard for their money, you have your head so far up your butt that you can probably see your food being digested. Wake up, pal! They depend on sheep like you buying this b.s.! Yeah, a lot of them ARE handed their money, and at that level, you don’t need to work: you need to know how to manipulate the system. You think Cindy McCain does any work (besides stealing drugs) for the $300k per year that’s handed to her? And she’s *poor* by their standards. You seriously need to do some homework, my friend.
And yeah, Palin is an ‘accomplished politician’ in the absolute worst sense of the word. She’s also dumber than a bag of hammers.
A ‘drop in the bucket’ compared to entitlement programs and welfare? Pssst, Charlie, lemme let you in on something: Rush and Ann make a load of money selling nonthinkers a load of crap. Even THEY don’t believe this b.s.
But . . . thank God the nonthinkers were in the minority this time.
Probably nowhere nearly as much as he ought to be.
I’m available Tuesdays.
Governments are SUPPOSED to subsidize medicine and other industries? That may be for the greater good of society, but think about this. Honestly, think about it. When an individual, or a group of individuals, is forced to labor against his or her will for the benefit of another, that is by definition slavery. It may be slavery for a greater good, but it is still slavery. I think that slavery is evil no matter the end to which it is put. You may disagree that slavery is ALWAYS wrong, but that’s how I feel about it. And if that means that people get sick and die because they can’t afford a heart transplant or some other expensive treatment, that that’s fine with me. It’s sooooo easy to get health care these days without relying on Uncle Sam to hold your hand and guide you through life. I used to work PART TIME at a restaurant, and even I was offered pretty good health care through my employer for about $30 per month. Anyone who can’t afford that needs to learn how to manage money!
Politicians (Democrats) want you to think that people are bleeding to death in the streets because the gready doctors won’t treat them. That couldn’t be further from the truth. Hillary Clinton paraded the statistic that around 36 million Americans “can’t” afford health care. That’s wrong. 36 million Americans don’t have health care currently. More than half of those people will have it within the next year (and not government health care). 5 million of those people are young, independent adults who chose not to pay for health care. Only about 2 million employed citizens cannot afford health care. We shouldn’t ruin our health care system (which is by far the most efficient and productive in the world) just to support a handful of citizens who can’t manage to make a living for themselves for whatever reason.
And to whomever said that Canada has a great health care system, the most recent statistics from the World Bank recently came out about health care systems around the world. The median wait time for treatment of any kind in Canada is between 4 and 36 weeks. The Canadian government annually spends billions of dollars on health care in the US (because our system is better). Millions of people have treatable diseases at the time of diagnosis but become terminal by the time of treatment. Great Britain and Sweden (which both have “great” socialized health care programs) are in an even worse situation. And when was the last time you heard about a new drug or treatment method being developed in any of these countries? It’s extremely rare. The vast majority of ALL technological improvements in modern medicine come from the United States… for a reason – people pay money for the treatments, so these “evil” corporations can make a profit while coming out with the most effective medicines.
yada yada yada……just stay in the foothills of the Dakotas, or the plains of wherever you’re living andrew, and you will be alright….
Trust me, no one wants YOUR type of freedom these days…. the mountain man, leave me in the wilderness to die when i get sick, livin off the land, no technology type of freedom…..
“… the political system is too complicated so likely most of the liberal policies will fail and the next president will erase them all from the books….”
Woooo HoOOO!!……then I guess we’ll actually have a chance to get something you war mongering conservative types do not believe in: P-E-A-C-E
You like war so much Andrew, why don’t you join the military and request a front line position in Afghanistan?….You do that, and your credibility will go up infinitely….
I am ignorant of the political system that you are talking about!…..I am talking about the american political system, whereas you are talking about a conservative nightmare political system……WAIT……we MAY be talking about the SAME THING!
The american political system (under Obama) = conservative nightmare political system!!……hmmmm….
so this explains your bitterness?…..oh well….suck it up and take it like a man for the next four years…..afterall, you can’t do NOTHING about it anyway…..
James Brown…’THE BIG PAYBACK’…..listen to it and learn………….LOL
White Americans find it as difficult as white people elsewhere do to divest themselves of the notion that they are in possession of some intrinsic value that black people need, or want. And this assumption—which, for example, makes the solution to the Negro problem depend on the speed with which Negroes accept and adopt white standards—is revealed in all kinds of striking ways, from Bobby Kennedy’s assurance that a Negro can become President in forty years to the unfortunate tone of warm congratulation with which so many liberals address their Negro equals. It is the Negro, of course, who is presumed to have become equal—an achievement that not only proves the comforting fact that perserverance has no color but also overwhelmingly corroborates the white man’s sense of his own value.
As European Americans (whites) are reduced to minority status, America WILL slide into 3rd world status. End of debate. Where we are not chaos is. Look at most of Chicago, Philly, Atlanta, Los Angeles. Violent & primitive 3rd world people are majorities there. The areas where these useless eaters live are totally uninhabitable by civilized human beings. This is the future of America – Arrested Development.
The Russians are predicting the geopolitical implosion of the United States. This will happen solely due to economic parasitism of nonwhites preying on the white middle class. The economy is in freefall. Revolutions and major political/social upheaval ALWAYS happen under such conditions.
You are delusional if you think humans can live together without war. At what point in the history of the human race has this even come close to happening?
Radical Islam will want to destroy the west forever. Period. No matter who is in the white house or how much we try and appease them…get a freaking clue. Or better yet, get real.
I doubt anyone LIKES war, but sometimes you have to defend what is right and good. I guess you think the oppressive genocidal regimes and people that strap bombs to their children and blow up innocent people aren’t worth fighting…maybe if we just give them some flowers and a nice speech full of platitudes and utopian bull shit…
It must be nice to live so oblivious to reality.
First of all when Clinton was president we were in an economic surplus are economy was striving and all bush ahad to fix was our education system…that’s it that was his biggest problem. Did he fix it? NO he destroyed it and now the US is considered the least intelligent of the developed nations. Instead our president Bush waged a pointless war looking for weapons of mass destruction that were already proven to not exist and put us in a ridiculous deficit. Our gas was at an all time high and our economy nearly collapsed. As for Obama he’s not even in office yet so don’t judge him prematurely.
Clinton added provisions to the CRA which led to the current crisis.
About the WMD’s though, something cannot “already [be] proven to not exist”. It is impossible to prove the nonexistence of something. Bush acted on the findings of the intelligence community.
About judging Obama; he already told us of his policies. He MIGHT be a decent president if he goes back on all his promises (which it looks like he is going to do).
Wtf did Clinton have to do with peace or prosperity?
Peace: Clinton was behind multiple failed military operations while he weakened our military and brought the 9/11 attacks on us.
Prosperity: The internet boom of the Clinton era ushered in certain economic growth but the extra provisions of the CRA that he signed led to the current economic downfall. Also he weakened the military which led to vulnerability that hurt our economy.
Have you thought about finishing fifth grade? They don’t allow butt sex there, but I’m sure you can find someone to give it to you on the weekends…or you could just stay home and keep rubbing it out to your Obama hope poster.
My friend was born in canada and lived there for quite a while and he would challenge that you could “get help in minutes”. Regardless, if you want to help a single mother with the flu then why don’t you just donate money to organizations that are made for that instead of stealing other peoples money to give to her.
I live in Virginia in the suburbs of Richmond so I’m not really “livin’ off the land”. Regardless, if you keep your shitty liberal policies in your cities then that is fine for me but the federal government would affect all states so I would be careful messing with those laws.
Peace is a delusion. Look at what the Clinton “peace” did, it killed 3,000 American civilians and a couple handful of military men. As long as we are number one we will have enemies and we cannot afford to strip down our military and ignore threats.
Eh, if Obama tries to push anything too liberal he is gonna catch a bullet anyhow. That is pretty much inevitable. He’s already gotten cold feet on some of his retarded policies so he might not turn out too shitty.
hey I go to school in Atlanta and really it is not that bad. yes Atlanta is 70% black and we have a bunch of hobos but East atlanta and midtown are great. but yes we have a lot of work to do.
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http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/12/02/see-i-told-you-we-were-in-a-recession-the-one-i-told-you-so-no-one-wanted-to-be-right-about/
You will always find a percentage of the population that are determined to lead good and productive lives. Civilisation occurs when that percentage grows to become the dominant force in a society or country. When “gangstas” and welfare bums become the dominant force, you have the beginnings of barbarism. America is creeping towards the tipping point between civilisation and barbarism.
False premises lead to false conclusions. White people ARE in possession of something that Black people need and want. It’s called a viable civilisation. Black people are flooding into Europe in unprecedented numbers. They are doing this to take advantage of super advanced systems of social organization that Black people have been totally unable to replicate under their own steam. It is Black people like Baldwin who find it difficult to divest themselves of the notion that they are in possession of some intrinsic value that White people need.
OK…..but here is where most of the housing crisis started. Clinton and his people signed a bill to all but demand that low income peoples would be able to enjoy part of the american dream of owning a home. Under this pressure Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac did what the bill dictated, all the while trying to resist. They couldn’t fight a loosing battle so look what happened. Thanks, democrats.
James old buddy, it is civilization. Don’t worry about that, you have a lot of bigger problems than your inability to use spell check.
“James old buddy, it is civilization. Don’t worry about that, you have a lot of bigger problems than your inability to use spell check”
Yes! my argument is so fraught with error that you had to pick on a spelling mistake. If this is the case let’s hear your critique. I’m expecting it to be off the cuff and arriving in the next five minutes, same as your snide allusion to my assertions. Come on big boy! Let your wisdom roll, or is your intellectual Kalashnikov loaded with nothing but hot air? Clock’s ticking dumbass.
James, once again you reveal your lack of knowledge of all things that does not have a euro-centric foundation……For your information and education, James Baldwin WAS a famous, but now deceased, african american writer and social commentator from the 1950s-1980s….
Just your statement “…It is Black people like Baldwin who find it difficult to divest….” proves that you know nothing of the man and his writings….afterall, you address Baldwin in the present tense……You might use the lame excuse that you were addressing the blogger, but you failed to realize that the blogger was using the actual words of the deceased writer himself…
James, you REALLY, REALLY need to expand your intellectual horizons….
During the Depression, alot of rich=smart people committed suicide when they realized….”Being rich usually does NOT imply that you are smarter (whether it be street smarts or book smarts)….
Judging a person’s intelligence by the size of their bank account is the MOST SHALLOW, and foolish way of thinking I know…..
Hey! your state went LIBERAL during the elections!!….LOL
I live in DC and I just loved how some of you suburban Richmonders (the country folk) went ape shit when they found out that Ole Virginny voted against that conservative bull**** that had been put down in that state since 1964…..
BTW, the federal government will do what is BEST for all americans, and if that means messing with STATE LAWS, so be it…
And please call up the Dept. of Justice if you feel that your rights have been trampled on……and Mr. Holder will surely take note and get back to you as soon as possible…..
LOL…..
ohh…listen to Jeff who knows all about ‘butt sex’…..how would you know if they allow it or not if YOU had not offered your ass in the first place??
Keep your ass out of other peoples conversations, dumbass…..
And with that Andrew, I will end my conversation with you….only a real FOOL would state something AS STUPID AND IGNORANT as this…..I hope you really do not mean what you just stated….the suggestion of assassination of ANYONE is WRONG…..
I may not like your views and i may not like the conservative platform, but i would not let POLITICS take me so far as to suggest the killing of someone over it…..
THEY ARE JUST POLITICS…
see ya…………
Here’s a thought. If you are single and don’t have the resources to raise a child (i.e. money to pay for health insurance, child care, etc)….DON’T HAVE BABIES! A difficult concept for liberals to understand, I know. Try this instead of blaming the US healthcare system for you not being able to take care of your kids – the kids that you shouldn’t have had in the first place.
Do us a favor and stay in Canada… we have plenty of idoits here already.
Every white person of a certain age has had Baldwin pushed down their throats. I had to read “Stranger in the Village” for English class. Baldwin is a mediocre writer and was a full time professional Black man. I prefer Ralph Ellison personally. I enjoyed “Battle Royale” especially. The fact that you would even consider that an educated white person in this day and age wouldn’t have heard of James Baldwin speaks volumes about your intellectual horizons jackass.
I give you a little poke and you go ballistic. I love it. That was my intention and by golly it worked. You’re so predictable that it is no longer fun.
In addition, how is your spell check going?
I believe your true colors show when you can spell Kalashnikov but not civilization.
I went “ballistic”? Really” I thought that I was just requesting that you back up your lame objections with facts, logic and argument. You seem to have a problem with compliance. Perhaps you are not very clever?
“I believe your true colors show when you can spell Kalashnikov but not civilization”
I believe it shows that “civilisation” has two spellings, and that you are an ignorant pleb, but you are, of course, entitled to your paranoid interpretation.
“….The fact that you would even consider that an educated white person in this day and age wouldn’t have heard of James Baldwin speaks volumes about your intellectual horizons jackass…..”
I would say to this: The fact that I DOUBTED that a white person (such as yourself, James), who thinks he is EDUCATED in this day and age (but by his writings, one would never guess he’s read anything that was written by a non-white) have heard of Balwin and Ellison speaks volumes about the width and breadth of your INTELLECT…….
If doubts (and i still do) about your non-white education seems surprising to you, then go back and re-read some of your so-called intellectualisms you consider ‘witty’……they are so eurocentric, even white bread look like toast compared to them…
“…When “gangstas” and welfare bums become the dominant force, you have the beginnings of barbarism…”
And tell us, under what circumstances are these….’gangstas’ and ‘welfare bums’ are created?……..You say that civilization is creeping towards barbarism in america, right?…..well gangstas and welfare bums are NOT created (nor do they multiply) in a vacuum…..
“…You will always find a percentage of the population that are determined to lead good and productive lives. Civilisation occurs when that percentage grows to become the dominant force in a society or country…..”
Now from your analysis, civilization is ‘good’ when the larger percentage of the population are determined to lead good and productive lives……my question is: What has made this large percentage TURN AWAY from leading good and productive lives to become gangstas and welfare bums……thus bringing our country on the ‘tipping point between civilization and barberism?’….
you are a little off base! actually you are out to lunch and dinner for that matter!! the standards are lowered for black students! special “tutors” and summer classes are given to them too! do not forget about the liberal white proffesors throwing in their own little bonus points for blacks students!! affirmitive action does not help anybody but it hurts everbody! and poor white people are not elgible for affrimtive action! what liberal fairy tale did you pull that from??? p.s. the people most hurt by affirmitive action would be Asians and when the more qualified smarter students are denied entry into med school you know who is hurt the most??? everybody who has a less or unqualified doctor who was babied threw the system and then hired on an affirmitive action basis!
James, you keep acting like you think you’re an intellectual, and you can’t do either with any hint of showing erudite tendencies let alone meaningful complete thesis, presentation of facts, and conclusions. Veridical assumptions on your part belies your intention. If you can follow my little sheep, you are basically a dumb fuck pretending badly. I’m finished with you, have a nice day.
(The four letter words aren’t used because of my lack of vocabulary, but merely the writer’s appeal to your level of understanding)
This is so not true cuz I m Chinese and I find myself love America more than lots of white people !!! but yea good job on #116 lol
I hope the tail between your legs keeps your vagina warm Buck. Bye, bye, loser!
I don’t think that they did “turn away”. I think that a large percentage of them were born into a system of victim culture and welfare dependence.
The fact that Black America has moved from, “The Revolution Will Not Be Televised”, to “Gangsta” rap, leads me to believe that Black America has been conned. Probably by people who are not at all unlike the author of this blog Louie.
LOL……funny guy you are James……LOL
“…As European Americans (whites) are reduced to minority status, America WILL slide into 3rd world status. End of debate. Where we are not chaos is. Look at most of Chicago, Philly, Atlanta, Los Angeles. Violent & primitive 3rd world people are majorities there…..”
Tammy, explain this to us…..if the United States is three fourths white (or as you would say, European white), then how long will it take for the US to obtain 3rd World status??
And please, for the record, define these ‘3rd world people’ who are primitive and violent in your view. And would you kindly tell us how long will we have to wait for total arrested development to occur in america……
And when you gather up all this information, please, do us a favor and:
write it down
put it in an envelope
lick a stamp on it
…..and mail it to someone who gives a f***!
> The fact that you would even consider that an educated white person in this day and age wouldn’t have heard of James Baldwin speaks volumes about your intellectual horizons jackass.
Never heard of the guy.
(I’m white collar, educated, and consider myself fairly intellectual.)
The correct spelling is ‘civilization’-oops,my whiteness is showing,we DO love to correct everyone else’s grammar and spelling…
James,there is a missing comma,it should be ‘speaks volumes about your intellectual horizons,jackass’
your welcome.
Sorry,I didn’t see that you had already corrected the spelling!I had to correct his lack of a comma though.
I am (respectfully)curious,I cannot find the alternate spelling of civilization anywhere,can you tell me what dictionary has it?I am an English teacher,so I really am curious,I cannot find that spelling anywhere..
What ‘mess’ did Clinton leave?He left behind a huge surplus,the lowest unemployments levels in YEARS,Bush inherited a GREAT job,unlike Obama who is inheriting an economic mess,and a war..
Good one!
Blah,blah,blah..
I am English. The correct English spelling is civilisation. I can only suspect that you are a stereotypical lardassed, culturally insulated, ignorant Yank.
Exactly, you have no response to facts.
Andrew,
Your facts are inaccurate, misplaced, ill conceived, fabricated, meaningless, and not to the point being discussed. That crap you’re smoking is about the only thing you have going for yourself, but be careful; it causes you to sound stupid whenever your lips move.
No, your lack of NOT knowing ANYTHING of Baldwin (and you call yourself “white collar, educated, and consider myself fairly intellectual “) speaks VOLUMES about your education Ken….especially if you an american…….Obviously, you are lacking seriously in american history…..Especially the period during which SEGREGATION was the law of the land…..
Look up Baldwin, and expand your ‘intellectual knowledge’……
James, true ignorance is still believing you are correct in the face of overwhelming evidence. Christ, man, we’re just trying to help. I’ve lived in England and you’re flat assed wrong. Ore is it flate azzed wrong?
Civilization can also be spelled “civlisation.” You wouldn’t find it in an American dictionary because it’s (respectfully) the British-English form of spelling it. We rarely include “z”‘s in words, God only knows why – I’m surprised that as an English teacher you didn’t know this. I certainly know that in the states you spell words like “realize” and “recognise” with a “z” and I’m only a undergraduate student.
Oh dear! Please don’t nitpick over grammar and then write “your welcome.” It’s you’re welcome!
The arguments on this board are so white and remind me of so many of the articles on this site. Lol.
Clinton’s end of days:
There was not an economic surplus, there was a federal budget surplus – a completely unrelated statistic. The U.S. economy was drawing towards the end of the dot-com bubble. The U.S. was still considered amongst the least intelligent of the developed nations (but its workers somehow still manage[d] to be the most productive). The U.S. military had just finished a half-arsed attempt to intervene in Kosovo. So Bush came in a kept the U.S. economy afloat much longer that it should have been through his economic and tax reforms, especially as the dot-com bubble burst, then again after terrorism threatened to shut down U.S. industry and consumer purchases. He even went to war to bring justice to the American people in Afghanistan. Bush also ran the highest-performing Labor Department since Eisenhower, expanded American principles throughout the globe (with the exception, perhaps, of the “higher intelligence” nations). And now Bush hasn’t even left office yet so don’t judge him selectively (and most might argue also prematurely).
Buckaroo:
Your answer fails to address Andrew’s points, relies purely on ad hominem and non-sequitor, and provides no credible counterpoints, to the point of sounding petty and unintelligent. That crap you’re spewing is about the only thing sh*tty I see in this group of comments, but be careful; vomiting crap causes you to have a constant taste of sh*t in your mouth whenever you talk.
Hey, man, Global Warming is going to help a lot of people out. Don’t you remember the Postal Service lyrics:
“…Where concerns about the world getting warmer
The people thought they were just being rewarded
For treating others as they’d like to be treated
For obeying stop signs and curing diseases
For mailing letters with the address of the sender
Now we can swim any day in November…”
Why have you never experienced high levels of patriotism before? Are you that young, that dumb, or just that ignorant?
“…Bush…ran the highest-performing Labor Department since Eisenhower, expanded American principles throughout the globe (with the exception, perhaps, of the “higher intelligence” nations). And now Bush hasn’t even left office yet so don’t judge him selectively (and most might argue also prematurely)….”
JR, you must be a Brit (the use of arse instead of ass)….but be that as it may…..I don’t think you know what you are talking about when it comes to the Days of Clinton:
1) The US had one of the LOWEST unemployment rates in the world during his administration
2) You neglect to state that the DOT.COM era began under Clinton…..he was out of office when the bubble burst…
3) What do you mean that the Labor dept. was ‘the highest performing since Eisenhower’?…..If you knew anything about american labor and the labor department, SUCCESS is predicated on employment….and as i’ve stated before, under Clinton, the US had a very low unemployment rate…
4) That ‘half-arsed’ attempt in Kosovo was not exclusively an american endeavor…you neglect to state that several european countries (france, england, germany included) were with the US during this ‘half-arsed’ attempt….so what does that say about the european countries?
As for your revisionist historical views on Mr. Bush….let me just say WORLD WIDE RECESSION……there is no need to judge him prematurely because we are living in a mess that is on HIS WATCH….interpret it as you want, but the one who is holding the bag when crap falls out of it, is the one blamed…. and your boy Bush is the one who will be taking the fall for the mess the US is in…….low 20s% approval rate says it all…..
PS: all those ‘higher intelligent nations’ you spoke of……as of today, they are in a deeper recession than the US…..
So much for international intelligence, eh??
“…..Peace: Clinton was behind multiple failed military operations while he weakened our military and brought the 9/11 attacks on us….”
The missed point: Under Clinton, our military was not stretched to the breaking point (like right now), and all the so-called failed military operations were JOINT operations with our allies (Unlike under the Bush Administration, who put our military in a go it alone position, thus the high casualty rates we’ve seen since 2002)….Since these operations under Clinton were joint operations, then failure (percieved or otherwise) was not exclusive to the US…….so it is an OUTRIGHT LIE to state that our military was weakened under Clinton….there are NO military heads who’ve ever stated this…..
PS: 9/11 happened on US soil, so how the hell can you connect our military with this action?…..This was more of an INTELLIGENCE FAILURE than a military failure…..
“…Prosperity: The internet boom of the Clinton era ushered in certain economic growth but the extra provisions of the CRA that he signed led to the current economic downfall. Also he weakened the military which led to vulnerability that hurt our economy…..”
The missed point: Yes, the internet boom of the Clinton era ushered in certain economic growth but the extra provisions of the CRA that he signed led to the current economic downfall….
What you CONVENIENTLY OVERLOOKED was that Clinton may have created extra provisions of the CRA, but who were the LAW MAKERS who SIGNED OFF ON THEM….
THE REPUBLICAN MAJORITY CONGRESS……laying the blame on Clinton only for this mess is like you going to the bank with no money and asking for a million dollars with nothing to back it, and the bank immediately gives you the million!….Clinton went to the Republican led congress, and THEY ENACTED THE LAWS that led to the mess we are in today…..as a matter of fact, they added even MORE lenient laws for their friends in business, which DIRECTLY LED TO THE mortgage debacle we are suffering from at this moment…..
Half truths are STILL LIES, no matter how you guys try to mix them….
I don’t want to get involved in this but as I was scrolling through, I noticed you said you liked “Battle Royale.” That’s just the first chapter of “Invisible Man.” ok.
nobama, you are a selfish prick whose bathes in the fact that you think you are working so hard to achive your medicore life, but are still able to complain about it. i have no idea who in gods name you are, but you seem like you never see past the four walls in you house, place of employment, or your rv that you take up north and sit in. by your logic you have these problems like “the bills” that make your life hard. well then why did you not study harder in school? maybe you just couldn’t, you hit a roadblock, there was something you didn’t understand. but wait, just a little hard work and you’ll be fine, and then everyone lives in a perfect society.
How much of your time living in England involved writing because just as labour is spelled with a ‘u’ so too is civilisation properly spelled with an s. Obviously you have incredible difficulty searching the internet to see if you are actually right, so I did the work for you: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/civilisation
It’s just another word in the slow bastardization of the English language, which already includes: colour, realisation, light (lite), orientated, and judgement among others.
Two English teacher arguing, I must have died and gone to hell.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Dear Kimberly:
In other regions of the world the ” s” is used instead of
” z,” (civilisation – civilization),etc.
(Britain, Australia, Canada, etc.)
“ou” instead of “o” (colour – color), etc.
(Britain, Australia, Canada, most of Europe)
Your whiteness is not showing.
Your American ass is showing.
Was America EVER a white Nation?????
James, you’re a latent racist and have no concept of what Black America is like. For that matter, neither do I. But at least I grew up in it physically. Welfare dependence? My Man, you live in a welfare state. Do you get Rush all the way over on the other side of the Pond? Google “Ghanaian Empire.” One of the richest in the world at the time, and predates rat-bitten Eurotrash. Though largely oral, there is such a thing as African History. Civilization? Africa has more distinct languages than the rest of the world combined. Your yardstick is wanting.
Please tell me you’ve read “Sonny’s Blues” — it’s a Baldwin short story about characters who probably become Welfare Bums.
Watch the fucking Wire or something, for love of God. I believe it’s a post here somewhere …
The rest of the Yanks on here are just embarrassing. The English teacher should be shot. Do you “folks” really not know that American English is different than British or Canadian English? Where’s my xanax?
I wish you a swift and untimely death. I hope you have children. Wait — scratch that.
Eugenics has a bad rap, y’all.
Wow, land that damn thing and get OUT!
Im white and i don’t like America
Do you happen to be George Bush going by tt?
I think people are in denial in stating that President Bush is the worse president ever. You are forgetting that President Clinton was IMPEACHED albeit he held his office because of his charisma. Bush (and a 100% unanimous vote by congress) started the second gulf war to get Sadam Hussein out of power / lets forget about the so-called WMD. The real reason is that Hussein was a tyrant that killed his own people for pleasure; buried them in mass graves; and had no regard for human life. I was there for the first gulf war and i know first hand the attrocities that he committed. Imagine if you will, if someone had taken out Hitler before he became a real threat to Poland. Imagine how many lives would have been saved.
Let’s also not forget that Johnson was the real war-monger who got us into the Vietnam Conflict (not officially declared a war) in which more soldiers/marines/sailors/ and airmen died in a single day than have during the entire 6 year war in the gulf so far
Let’s put things in perspective folks
How could Kimberly not know that?
My guess–she’s in jr. high
C’mon. You can’t be serious. Never heard of James Baldwin. You’re from Belarus, right?
The fact that you believe there is a “Black America” as though they all have dinner parties together is pretty revealing.
So the tenor at our local symphony’s Messiah last night, who is black, was featured because he climbed the hiphop ranks?
“true ignorance is still believing you are correct in the face of overwhelming evidence”
How true!
http://www.unilang.org/wiki/index.php/English_spelling:_US_vs._UK
Time for you to cut, paste and learn the depth of your own stupidity dear Bucky. It seemeth that you are, indeed, a dumbarse. Go away and stop troubling the adults.
Good link!
Yes, you did correct the comma but left a howling error with “your welcome”, so don’t brag about it!
Anyone with a modicum of intelligence should know that “civilisation” is the correct UK spelling.
The fact that your tenor is a black person in a typically white environment, doesn’t disprove the existence of Black America anymore than the fact that my sister is taller than most men proves that men are shorter than women. That’s logic fallacy 101 numbnuts.
Google “Ghanaian Empire.” One of the richest in the world at the time, and predates rat-bitten Eurotrash”
“Although it originated in the late fourth century, Ghana only became a major regional power near the end of the millenium”
And long before the rise of this “great” African kingdom the “rat-bitten Eurotrash” included Aristophanes, Socrates, Aristotle, Plato, Heraclitus, Pythagoras, Euclid, etc., etc., etc. Complete Afrocentric pseudo-historical tosh! Since your major contention has been so easily put to sleep, I see no reason in wasting more of my time highlighting your many other errors.
“I am (respectfully)curious,I cannot find the alternate spelling of civilization anywhere,can you tell me what dictionary has it?I am an English teacher,so I really am curious,I cannot find that spelling anywhere..”
Is this what you meant to write Quimberly?
I am (respectfully) curious, I cannot find the alternate spelling of civilization anywhere, can you tell me what dictionary has it? I am an English teacher, so I really am curious, I cannot find that spelling anywhere..
English teacher my arse!
“What ‘mess’ did Clinton leave?”
Haven’t you seen poor Monica’s dress?
that link has a million anti-semitic comments on it and that video is stupid
Who all stole their shit from Egypt, Jimmy. Where did you get your bunk information from, stormfront?
Dude, the internet is wrong.
Here, James: “ca. 1000: Ghana Empire of Soninke peoples (in what is now SE Mauritania) at height of power. The earliest of the 3 great West African states (emerging ca. 300 CE), Ghana equipped its armies with iron weapons and became master of the trade in salt and gold, controlling routes extending from present-day Morocco in the north, Lake Chad and Nubia/Egypt in the east, and the coastal forests of western Africa in the south.” If you take Nubia/Egypt as the eastern boundary, that’s economic control over an area as large as all of Europe. As I’ve said, if Africa’s traditions were less oral, we’d certainly know about more of the continent’s “civilizations.” I won’t even start with Egypt, because you’ll probably make some predictable and odious distinction between Egypt and Sub-Saharan — “Black” — Africa. The point here is that while Europe lived in savagery, glorious cultures flourished in Egypt, the Indus Valley, and Mesopotamia.
AMERICA BELONGS TO THE ENGLISH RACE, THE GREATEST RACE IN THE WORLD, IRISH, GERMANS, FRENCH, DUTCH, RUSSIANS, ETC CAN ALL FUCK OFF!!! P.S. I AM HISPANIC BUT I LOVE ENGLISH PEOPLE!!! KICK OUT ALL PPL EXCEPT THE ENGLISH INCLUDING ALL NON-ENGLISH WHITE PEOPLE!
“If you take Nubia/Egypt as the eastern boundary, that’s economic control over an area as large as all of Europe”
So what Ryan! If the greatness of a civilisation was based on its territorial extent the Mongols would be regarded as having created the greatest civilisation in the history of the world. Where’s their philosophy, innovations, art and technology?
“Who all stole their shit from Egypt”
In comparison to Greece, Egyptian philosophy was primitive in the extreme. The Greeks were merely “influenced” by Egypt. The ability to absorb, develop and utilize ideas from other cultures is symptomatic of cultural viability, vibrancy and vigour. Perhaps if the Egyptians had had these cultural strengths, Egypt would not have ossified so rapidly into anachronistic redundancy?
Who are the idiots teaching you this crap Ryan?
I hate the US of A;P
White
Bwahahahahaha!
It’s just two white people confirming the propaganda of this site….
OMG! Somebody finally gets it!
Confirming the contention of this site that all white people think and act the same by not agreeing? That’s Socialist logic for you!
Louie , James Baldwin was an advocate for many causes … he wa black and homosexual , his novel “Giovanni’s romm” was about the gay issue …
He prefered Europe to America cuz less hard for black people ….
He lived in France and deceased in NICE , south France.
French philosopher (gay) Didier Eribon wrote about him and those who hold many “differences” .
Fuck!
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2008/12/09/in-this-economy-sometimes-you-just-need-a-bargainmalt-liquor-anyone/
Then it comes to foreign countries the next best thing white Sweds like to do is diss everything bad with America and the best thing Sweds like to do is love the rest.
I dislike USA from the bottom of my heart 😦
fuckass. we dont like you either
It’s easy to publicly dislike America because there is zero risk attached to publicly disliking America. To become an adept at dislike, you need to move on from the easy marks. I suggest that you start by publicly disliking Black people. If you can handle that, start to publicly dislike Jews. If you are able to avoid the ADL and the SPLC and still retain your lunch money, you are ready for the big one. You can now graduate to publicly disliking Islam! Good luck! Nice knowing you!
Summer ’97, Corpus Christi College, Oxford University. The Mongols couldn’t maintain control of their empire, and eventually, neither could the Romans. Neither could John Bull, eh? The Egyptians conquered the Nubians and various Near Eastern cultures throughout their near-3000 year history. So who’s teaching you your shit, James? On top of that, the culture evolved through the course of two Intermediate Periods of foreign rule, only to emerge stronger each time. Greece (a sometimes cooperative group of perpetually warring city-states, rarely an empire) never recovered after being conquered by Rome. “Primitive” is a neat and culturally arrogant word used by many Eurocentric persons to describe cultures that don’t share your values or traditions. Anything else you’d like to correct me about?
WHAT??…WHAT??…..did I hear someone say they dislike BLACK people in the room???….Hey Hymie, I think I overheard that same person say that they don’t like JEWS either!!!……AWWWW S***! Let’s kick his ass, take his lunch money AND tell Mohammad that he painted a picture of his prophet!
…ooooh I surely don’t wanna be around that guy when Mohammad hears about that painting!!!!!
LOL….
Fake name, How much of a DUMBASS can YOU be??!!
Let us examine part of your stupid assed statement…and i quote:
” I AM HISPANIC BUT I LOVE ENGLISH PEOPLE!!! KICK OUT ALL PPL EXCEPT THE ENGLISH INCLUDING ALL NON-ENGLISH WHITE PEOPLE!…”
You say you’re ‘hispanic’…then you say ‘kick out all people EXCEPT ENGLISH….then you say ‘including NON-ENGLISH white people…’
Now let’s get back to YOUR IDENTIFICATION: HISPANIC!!…NON ENGLISH…NOT WHITE!!!
DUMBASS!!….YOU JUST BANISHED YOURSELF!
When brains were given out, you obviously was still sitting on the bathroom stool crapping out whatever sense you had left…..geeez……
Oops!….sorry James, but you just got….BUSTED!
James,
You’re a real fucking hero. What a man. Remember the Falklands, the only war the English won without our help. Keep your mouth shut. We are busy right now.
You’re still fucking wrong. You’re English, end of story.
its funny that people can have unrelenting hate for Emericuh even though its conservative anti-intellectual government and the flag waving conservatives they actually only hate. i strongly doubt you hate every single inhabitant of Americah.
sure Ermiricah invades other countries and bombs the shit out of everything. but the majority of Amaricuh doesn’t even agree with any of that freedom spreading. and sure there are tons of fatasses and fatasses might be the leading cause of global warming… but really, fatasses did not cause everyone to flock to Americuh to seek the high life.
Brutal conditions in your people’s crappy homelands made them come here.
Waterloo
Rorke’s Drift makes me think of Iraq
you were instead of you WAS…
And let us not let Jimmy forget that a diminutive Brahmin lawyer dismantled the Raj by… by… by marching his people to the sea to make their own salt? By making their own textiles? By *not* fighting?!? WTF? I suppose this is Indocentric “tosh” though, eh, James?
Well played.
Maybe, but then isn’t it up to the “majority” to bone-up on current events and do something to stop all the shit our government does? If Merkins knew the intricacies of government the way they do goddamn football, we’d get somewhere. *We* are responsible, because we let it happen in our name. Where are the people in the streets? I mean, Jefferson, Franklin and the rest said it was our *duty* to stamp out tyranny if we smelled it in the Capitol — by whatever means necessary. *This* is why we have the right to bear arms.
And the thought of Isandlwana warms my heart.
Why do reactionary conservatives always use all caps? Too much Drudge?
– “Let’s kick his ass, take his lunch money AND tell Mohammad that he painted a picture of his prophet!”
… Mohammad is the prophet (but I’m not an Islamic scholar, so correct me if I’m wrong).
And if people hate America so much and everything she stands for, or rather, doesn’t stand for… Move!
Cheerio old chap, Ryan and Teddy,
I’m talking big wars, for example I and II.
It is important to note the British sense of humor. Most of you folks are, in my opinion, the funniest people on the plant. The above posts show that well, and I thank you for it.
Now for James, this old boy needs some of that humor to show, or I’ll continue to believe he is a phony Brit. Possibly a South African import posing.
Oh yeah lets just quick overthrow the government. that’ll solve the dilemma right away. While we’re at it, perhaps we can shoot a slick music video for rage against the machine
Yes, we the people allowed and move towards issuing loans to folks who could barely afford the terms of a fixed let alone an ARM.
Then those with sheep skins and letters after their names bundled and sold the less than AAA, (actually crap) instruments to any bidder world wide.
When those clients found out they were backed by 25k a year 9 to 5r’s who were told they actually qualified for a 250k house, they pulled their money out.
So now the sucking sound you hear is 750 bil + nightmare conjured up from the elusive American Dream.
Enough blame to go around for “We The People”.
Mmmmm, more sheep for slaughter.
pardon the mistake….
“…When brains were given out, you obviously WERE still sitting on the bathroom stool crapping out whatever sense you had left…..geeez……
You are a sad example of lets all hate America.Who cares what you hate ,who the hell are you anyway. We all know what opinions are like …don’t we …and you are just that..Love it,try to fix it or get the F*** out .
Yep, Buckaroo is all about poking other men.
Mitch you are absolutely correct. I would not waste a lot of my time correcting louiecoolcaltshit. He gets all his info from wikipedia and then tries to portray himself as an intellectual.
Hey douchebag, I’m no fan of the english, but what war have we won without the help of the British?
I think you’ve just illustrated the problem.
The American Revolution.
War of 1812.
The means by which we choose to have constructive differences within a medium like the Web is the written English language (for those of us who speak English, of course). Therefore, proper usage and deft command are penultimate to being taken seriously. It’s not at all immature to ask that trash talking be done neatly. Seriously, how many times have you shaken your head or gotten one of those awesome diamond-point headaches whenever Dubya has a mic in front of his mouth? Improper usage undermines credibility.
Plus she has some phobia about punctuation and spaces.
Oh I’m sorry. I didn’t think that I had to state the obvious that I was talking about modern wars (like Buckaroo was talking about WWI & WWII). I guess Buckaroo is not the stupidest fuck on here after all. Ryan has now raised the bar. Congrats!
Mitch, have you ever met anyone named “Mohammad”?….Have you ever met anyone named “Jesus”???…..Did you actually READ what was written?…..
I cannot understand WHERE did you get the idea that out of what i wrote, you came to the conclusion that America is hated……maybe you were reading into this too much??
Actually that sucking sound you hear is louie and buckaroo taking turns at the business end of their local glory hole.
Hey shit for brains. Mitch was pointing out that Mohammad was a prophet for Allah. So when you said “AND tell Mohammad that he painted a picture of his prophet!” it didn’t make any sense (like most of the crap you write). Idiot.
Well look who’s back……the original HOOKED ON STUPIDITY himself…….NOOOOOOBAMA!!!!!….
Glad to see that you’ve opened a dictionary since we’ve last encountered……I see that you’ve expanded your vocabulary to words longer than two syllables!!……although i seriously doubt that you really know the meaning of INTELLECTUAL, or WIKIPEDIA….or even INFO…..as these words were extremely foreign to your limited vocabulary……
black dude can get elected president, but a woman? When swine defy gravity. Racism flourishes, all righty, but it’s covert, on the DL, the embarrassing private luxury of elderly honkys and parochial-minded nincompoops, an imp of the perverse the public indulgence of which is becoming increasingly difficult both to justify and to legislate[1]. It seems safe to say that if the majority of Americans wished to cling to racism as a defining aspect of their cult, last week’s election would have had rather a different outcome.
Misogyny, on the other hand, is bullet-proof. It’s not merely tolerated, it’s openly celebrated in the American street, the American courtroom, the American bedroom, the American internet. Except for a puny consortium of bruised and contused blamers calling blindly to the Vaginatariat through mists of dime store cologne, even the victims of this oppression embrace it. Thus is it possible for American voters to view straight male Barack Obama as a human being, but to view the queers seeking some of that liberty and justice as a bunch of deviant meatsock mutations to throw under the bus.
As mentioned earlier, heterosexual marriage is the primary unit of patriarchy. It’s how dudely power is transferred from generation to generation, and must not fall into enemy hands. Homos, apparently, are not equal enough to perform the sacred ritual of the white-veiled pussy presentation.
This post reminds me of the South Park episode about illegal immigrants. My favorite line from the episode is when one redneck goes “If you don’t like America….then you can just gettttt out”
It was inevitable that, while listening to the radio during my semi-annual shower, I would hear an NPR analysis on the outfits worn by the presidential candidates’ wives. Ever on the cutting edge of popular culture, NPR hauled Jackie Kennedy’s ancient stylist out of cryogenic storage to canvass her edgy up-to-the-minute views on politics and women.
Jackie Kennedy, you’ll recall, was the last genuine hottie to inhabit the First Lady title. Among her other dainty attributes, Jackie possessed, according to the stylist, “good” arms.
Is it sexist to analyze firstladyal fashion? Not at all, says Jackie Kennedy’s stylist. Their husbands are men of action in blue-suit-red-tie uniforms, but first ladies are symbols.
Of what? Of male dominance. Of the nuclear family, of the dutiful wife, of the absolute necessity of womanly beauty practices, of the unquestionable heterosexuality of the president. First ladies must exude, in perfect balance, femininity, self-sacrifice, motherhood, a gentle, quiet respectability, and the notion that they are fairly intelligent, but not more intelligent than the president. They do this, not just by looking the other way when their husbands can’t keep it in their pants, but by selecting their fashion designers and plucking their eyebrows with utmost care. For presidential spouses, dressing symbolically is both a science and an art. It’s “walking the fashion tightrope,” says NPR.
What the NPR non-story neglected to mention is that, while first ladies get more news coverage, the fashion tightrope is not their exclusive purview. All women are symbols who are expected to prop up patriarchal myths by exuding perfect balances of impossible, degrading, bogus constructs.
Meanwhile, men are free to roam the countryside, without shaving their legs or contemplating the social implications of the plunge of their necklines, doing stuff.
My my……nobama is SUCH an EXPERT on glory holes…..sort of like a fascination and obsession with you, isn’t it?…It is OBVIOUS that your mouth is so dirty because of all the ‘stuff’ that has been put in it……and I quote you: “.. that sucking sound..”….yea, you are very good at SUCKING…..in more ways than one!!!
Nobama, you have got to be the ULTIMATE in stupidity!!…If you knew anything about Islam, it is blasphemy to paint a picture, let alone create any image of the prophet Mohammed….
…..and IF YOUR DUMBASS paid attention, I spelled the name differently, which means that i was NOT speaking about the prophet, but rather, a person who happened to be named MOHAMMAD….
You are not only stupid, you are illiterate, and you have, as you would say, “shit for brains”…..
Why don’t you shut your crap filled mouth, and take your comments elseware……you asswipe!
Nobama, you have got to be the ULTIMATE in stupidity!!…If you knew anything about Islam, it is blasphemy to paint a picture, let alone create any image of the prophet Mohammed….
…..and IF YOUR DUMBASS paid attention, I spelled the name differently, which means that i was NOT speaking about the prophet, but rather, a person who happened to be named MOHAMMAD….
You are not only stupid, you are illiterate, and you have, as you would say, “shit for brains”…..
Why don’t you shut your crap filled mouth, and take your comments elseware……you asswipe!
You are so full of shit. You fucked up because you are a moron. And then you come up with this lame ass response. You are a fucking joke. I guess you spelled elseware wrong on purpose too huh? Its elsewhere. Idiot.
LOL! You two dumbfucks are too stupid to understand that I’m sticking up for America.
Just to repeat, my post was made in defence of the US against people who hate Americans but who would not dare to hate Israelis who wouldn’t take their shit, or hate Muslims, who would straight forward murder them, a la Theo Van Gogh.
Nobama, did your mother drop you on your head when you were hatched??…..You are the very definition of a stupid idiot!….the BEST you can come up with for a response is one misspelled word!
Well I will spell this correctly for you:
N-0-B-A-M-A
I-S
A-N
A-S-S-W-I-P-E
Got the correct spelling for that???
so nobama, you don’t like the english because a bunch of them whipped your ass when you were young???
I bet they beat you with a full douchebag and you still have bad memories of this, eh nobama??
you asswipe……
Crawl back into the cesspool you wormed out…..you cowardly sleazeball nobama…………
Hey, thanks for the compliment.
CORRRECTION: The ‘stupidest fuck’ on here is, by far, NOBAMA!
….Nobama has now lowered the bar so low that he can walk upright under a rock……congrats Nobama!…
you asswipe……
Women’s lib is dead. Women should act like women as Michelle and Mrs. Biden do and be proud of it. Why in the hell did women ever want to be like men? Nobama thinks he’s a man and look at the way that idiot thinks. He shaves is legs to be like you.
If you hear a sucking sound it’s your asshole sucking canal water, nomama.
The British lost big at Isandlwana but came back and annihilated the Zulu for all time as a military force. The Yanks tend to start with a bang and end with a whimper. Somalia, Vietnam, Korea, and in the future Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran. You might win in Iran, however, if the Israelis nuke it and allow you to take the blame.
Louiecoolcatturd, perhaps she did drop me. Unfortunatly i did not have the benefit of a water birth like you. Good thing your mom did not flush after she shit you out.
I would but your mom changed the locks.
It’s always ALIVE until you are FUCKED , BUTT…
Damn Nobama!…..so you admit that you were HATCHED?!!…I always knew that you were chickenshit….LOL
Really? Thats the best you’ve got? You’re a fucking loser. And if i were hatched wouldn’t that make me a chicken and not chicken shit? If you are confused by the difference, shit is the lump between your ears that you call a brain.
Now l never thought I’d see the day that someone would actually argue about being HATCHED!!!!….and i quote from the mental midget nobama:
“…And if i were hatched wouldn’t that make me a chicken and not chicken shit?…”
And I would say to this….that i agree….that nobama IS A CHICKEN….a piece of shit chicken, not a chickenshit, as i stated previously….
sorry for the error nobama……
you asswipe…..
you asswipe…
Yeah cat turd I’m a chicken. What you don’t know is that I’ve done and seen things that would make you go home and suck your thumb while your mom rocked you like the whiney little bitch you are. So go eat shit bitch.
GOVERNMENT CHEE$E (GREED SUCK$) the music video
Tonya Harding,
When did they let you out of jail?
Nobama….it is no FUN anymore talking with an asswipe such as yourself…….you are a WAY TOO EASY target to make a fool of…
Let’s go to your additional MENTAL MIDGET comments:
“…Yeah cat turd I’m a chicken…”….I am not a cat turd, BUT you still insist that you are a CHICKEN!….Now everyone knows that the brain of a chicken is about the size of a green pea…..NEED I SAY MORE??!
Evidence sample number 2 reinforcing the belief that ‘you are humanity’s weakest link’:
“…What you don’t know is that I’ve done and seen things that would make you go home and suck your thumb….”
Now from your previous statements, we all know that you love to practice the art of using your mouth as a ‘glory hole’…thus the reason it is so filthy right now….stuff ‘cums in’….filth comes out……BUT….are you telling us that you’ve been living a life that is MORE DEPRAVED than we could ever imagine??
..Are you referring to the times when you were gang banged by those sheep you live with (imagine, a chicken screwed by some sheep….LOL)…..
Nobama, quit now….while you still have an ounce of dignity… you are BUSH LEAGUE when it comes to saying anything intelligent….this is getting way too easy in making you look like the fool that you are……put your computer away, and go play with your farm animals outside, and leave us adults alone….
you asswipe…
James says “Mmmm, this hat tastes good.”
Where is the write up? Does this article contains only a picture? Did America sensored it? What’s up?
Butt sex is not the answer.
Gender roles change about as quickly as stalactites form. Give it time.
And homophobia? Homophobia is not going away again. Not ever. You’d have to wipe civilization clean and start over. There will always be a significant enough number of Muslims, Christian, and Jews to support homophobia.
A picture is worth 10,000 words.
You’re pretty close to Nobama, and on your good days you surpass him.
LOL WELL THESE COMMENTS ARE FUN TO READ 8D
omg seriously nobama and louiecoolgato YOU GUYS SHOULD BE COMEDIANS!! no sarcasm here, that was some fun shit man!
I let him use catsup.
WOW!!!! What an intellectual.
Oh boy, I’m moving up in the world. Please remember. I still live in the USA and you’re stuck on that wretched little island. You’ll never get ahead of me.
They are comedians, it’s obvious they’re not intellectuals.
As Elvis would say….
Thank yaaaah……thank yaah vereh much…
LOL
*sigh*
You are pitiful Buckaroo……
Haha.
I was thinking the exact thing actually.
Holy Toledo, looks to me like several people need to put alil love in their hearts. 🙂
Golly Gee nobama, looks to me like someone needs to put alil love in their heart. 🙂
Wow – your comments on this have left me in awe. What a profound analysis! Seriously, you have nailed this, and I’ll have to re-read and give it some more thought. THANK YOU!
I so thoroughly agree!
“Emericuh”
“Americah”
“Ermiricah”
“Amaricuh”
“Americuh”
WOW! you spelled America 5 different ways! i didn’t think it was possible! we’re you trying to make a point or do you have trouble spelling America?
NO I AM THE FUNNIEST PERSON ON THE PLANT! I AM SITTING ON MY PLANT RIGHT NOW!
Yer funny!
Fuckaroo is dead. Fuckaroo should act like a chick as fatty and Mrs. Assy do and be proud of it. Why in the hell did Fuckaroo ever want to be like Louiecoolgato? Fuckaroo thinks he’s a man and look at the way that idiot thinks. He shaves is legs to be like asian barbie !!!
AMERICA IS SO MANLY BIG MUSCLES TOUGH BIG HITS MACHO BIG BALLS YEAH BIG TOUGH YEAH FOOTBALL IS SO BIG YEAH BIG MUSCLES.
REAL AMERICANS HATE
-SPEEDOS
-SOCCER
-FOREIGNERS
-EUROPEANS
-ANYTHING SMALL
-SISSY NOWAR HOMOS
First off, one must realize that typically the office of the president has little effect over the health of the economy. And if one wishes to sight FDR and his New Deal as an argument against my initial statement then you should endeavor to study economics more astutely. While the New Deal helped to somewhat ease the economic plight of the Great Depression, the program itself is not what lead America out of the dire times. Instead it was a combination of Rearmament against Nazi Germany and the psychological effect of the sense of hope that surrounded Roosevelt. Now to bring this full circle, it is not Obama’s policies that are going to pull us out of the recession we are in, but the “hope for better times” that is associated with him through “change.” Clinton had no real effect on the boom of the 1990’s, and while he might have left a budget surplus, he cut deeply into our defense spending and left us in a vulnerable state in terms of his foreign policy. But the financial mess we are facing now is partly his fault, and partly the Republican Congress’s fault. Clinton forced financial institutions to be more liberal in their loans for homes, cars, etc. With people now attaining loans they were not qualified to receive, you had an increase in consumer spending and credit being given to the undeserving. Now the Congress is to blame for the deregulation of business which has led to corruption and mismanagement of corporations by CEO’s. Enron is a prime example. I am not a socialist or communist; I just believe in limited capitalism, because without incentive people become unproductive and overly complacent in bettering their status.
i dont care that obama won, because i don’t think either of them (McCain nor Obama) would have been any good…
to be honost i don’t know why people love Obama so much… because he promised change??? oh God, how original, a politician promising change, never heard that one before…
Black people are OBSESSED with him!!! Haha, i don’t know how they can talk about white people. And, when questioned, they all say the same shit “I like Obama ’cause i think he gon bring some change to da white house!” Well no shit, he is black…
black people voted for him BECAUSE he is black, hell, find me 100 black guys that didn’t vote for him, oh and um, they had to vote also, no non voters…..
hey im from the foothills of the dakotas. Trust me, pieces of poop like Andrew do not exist up here. We just drink a lot and farm. No thoughts of liberal hunting and general fuckery. Just tractors.
take a wild guess.
just lower your voice and speak out the side of your mouth.
EMERICUHHHHHH.
Proper enunciation.
perhaps a world where we gather guns to destroy our government would be better then the one where we can peacefully vote every four years to remove the dicksmith in charge is one where you would like to live?
foxnews shouts so why can’t they?
you forgot hairy legs
Real good Jeff, can you tell us more?
Yep Jeff, spoken like a true intellictual, thats why McCain lose and Obama won. Dont worry, in 8 years, things can go back to normal and some other president can screw things up, but for now, give hope a chance. And for the record, I didnt care too much for Obama when I first heard his name, I thought he would be another Jackson or Sharpton and he wouldnt last pass 6 months. Then, I started listening to what he was saying and realized he is saying the truth and I believe in him. If by chance he dont deliver, I will be the first in line to vote his ass out, but give him a chance.
By the way, who do you think should be in the white house. I will respect your opinion for now. Everyone is entitled to one, it just seems to me that you are not to pleased about a black man in the top executive office. Just alil thought or opinion. Give him a chance and see what happens and put alil love in your heart. 🙂
Enigmama,
I agree with you fully about the above post. That ought get your attention. The truth is that I do, and I never thought it would be possible to agree with you on anything
I still want to know what alil love is.
Yes you did get my attention buttaroo, Im glad to see there is just a tiny bit of love in your heart. Keep it up. 🙂
I don’t like what Jeff said, but there is a tiny grain of truth in it as well.
I got this email where a Radio show host went around interviewing black people about what they thought about Obama’s ideals. Here’s an example of one of the conversations.
“Are you planning on voting for Barak Obama?”
“Yes, I am.”
“Then you agree with his support of Pro-life?”
“Oh yes Pro-Life is good, I think it’s a great idea.”
“And you’re fine if he raises taxes, as long as it goes to a good cause?”
“Yeah I’m perfectly fine with that.”
(here’s the kicker) “So what do you think of Sarah Palin for Vice President?”
“I like her! I think she’ll do a great job! I support her 100%”
…I like Obama, I really do, but I think McCain would have been a better president in our current situation.
You dont make any sense at all…
White Americans are a mix of all white European ethnicities. Divide and Conquer doesnt work when govt sanctioned racial discrimination against white American is in place.
put it this way. you guys are the same reason bush got elected. TWICE. Not everyone’s gonna be happy, but shit if you do the math Obama had more of a chance than anyone else at actually becoming president. america weighed the odds, and this guy didnt sound like a drunk grandpa. the real truth is that you can be cynical about people voting for obama because he’s black, but remember the ratio is still 1/43. with those kinds of numbers i think anyone would vote for the latino guy cos he’s latino or the woman cos she has a snatch (hilary), assuming they sounded like they knew what they were talking about. black people know how to call bullshit especially on our own kind (see jackson/sharpton/keyes). fuckin Nader/Gonzales? its never gonna happen…unless obama turns out to be hitler or something.
haha. I agree wiht Buckaroo–women should act like women. At the end of the day, women and men are not equal. However, neither is less nor more important than the other. We just have different strengths.
Knock this love shit off.
Put alot more love in your heart buttaroo, and a psychiatrist and Jesus and my foot up your ass some more. 🙂
Ps HO HO HO muthafu@*a
Do you have one of those Wall Mart smiley faces tattooed on your dumb ass, dumb ass? How cute that must be. May the god of Christmas dump in your sock.
What radio show was this? What black person would say that Sarah Palin would make a good vice president, what sane person to that matter, would say that? They might have been saying that she is a good speaker, thats about it. Obama earned peoples trust, I for one didnt care for him when i first heard of him, but i listened to him and i believe in what he says. That goes for all thinking people black or white. I dare not speak for ignorant people who voted wisely for once due to them getting caught up in the excitement of the election or because a thinking person told them too unless they want more of what they have been getting. This is just the first step in a loooong walk for Obama. He was elected, he won, why are people still acting like he was elected because he was black. John (Bush Jr) McCaine was going to keep the Bush train rolling and the American Majority said otherwise. The only people who should have voted for him, and they did, was those who made over two hundred thousand dollars. Anybody else who voted for McCaine did it because they wanted to keep the white house white. Lucky for america, they are the minority. 🙂
You sure know how too mess up a warm and fuzzy moment, and yes, may Jesus dump lots of love and well wishes in my sock this year. LOL. put alil love in your heart 🙂
ho ho ho muthaafu*@a
That’s as good as it gets. My heart is full up on love.
What a sight, Jesus taking dump in your sock.
Lalala, lala, la, la, la, Whippy skippy. Xmas is for merchants.
I will take the high road on you for you know not what you speak (because you are a dumb ass). Put alil love in your heart, 🙂
hohoho muthaf@&a
butterassinarow…and …maligna alil…
oh come on…don’t make me do puke-puke …
xxx-mas maybe…but sanitize the cause aka sinitta krooze…
hmmmm….whatever…
i know that adults who believe in imaginary friends like cheese us and sony loose…are plain insane…
bambama is a good one…maybe…but he’s not alone…
is just another president…
so…shit in your socks…pants…on each other…
always wantin’ a ho……shame on you
always wanting a pig to tickle, shame on you buttaroo.
put alil love in your heart . 🙂
hohoho muthaf*@ka
Hey whipper, I truly hope you were not trying to be insulting, if so, Learn to F*&KIN talk you freakin nit wit. What the hell are you tryin to say, I have a 3yo niece that speaks and writes better than you. I usually ignore DUMBASS post like this, but you just stood out way too much. Learn to write son, then post. Your post is not cute, it makes no sense, your an idiot (hey i dont make the rules) and Im wasting my precious time responding to an hooked of phonics reject. Put alil education in your little itty bitty, tini whini brain of yours, then work on the love. Dumbass
hohoho muthaf*@ka 🙂
Fuck him up big boy. If you need a heavy hitter you can call on me. For now I’ll let you torment the whipper dipper. I’m always watching out for you. I do that for the freshmen.
Thanks peewee, I appreciate your concern. Im glad to see that your answer to his post is to have MY back and not stand up for yourself. You worried that this non writting butt munch will get the better of you. I understand son. Its ok. I understand this is a mans job and you are unable to measure up to the task, hence your new name, bitcharoo. put alil love in your heart 🙂
hohoho muthaf*&ka!!!!!
Buckaroo to you. You’re the bitcharoo with that happy face, alil love and hohoho. Oh yea, I’m behind you all the way. Why would I want to be in front of a guy who just wants to look at my ass. I know what you’re angling for but you’re barking up the wrong tree, little one.
Professor Griff from Public Enemy didn’t vote for him! and neither did Cynthia McKinney or Alan Keyes they voted for themselves, so THREE!
Shut the hell up lil boy, you know not what you speak. I have better things to do with my time than to waste it writing back and forth with a dumbass like you. Oh yeah, how can anybody be looking at your ass on a computer STUPID, think before you type. Stay in your place bitcharoo and put alil love in your heart. 🙂
hohoho muthafu*&a!!
“I have better things to do with my time than to waste it writing back and forth with a dumbass like you.”——Then, why do you do it, happy face girl?
“Anybody else voted for McCain did it because they wanted to keep the white house white.”
That isn’t true. Most of the people who voted for McCain did it because they don’t like some of the things that Obama wants to change. You know…the reasons that really matter when deciding who to vote for….Many of them didn’t like McCain either, but at least he didn’t want to turn us into a more socialist country. I should know, I live in a state where McCain got over 70% of the vote. Black people are also nearly 40% of the population here. Most of the black people who voted, probably haven’t ever even voted before. The vast majority of them voted for Obama purely because he was black. They also like to yell “Obamaaaaaaaa!” out of their car window at passing white people. Just because you don’t like it, doesn’t make it true. That’s the main reason that they voted for him. Period.
Personally, I didn’t even vote because I didn’t like either candidate. I had no doubts that Obama was going to win anyway. You could tell by the kind of publicity that he and McCain’s party got in the media. It was all typical political propaganda. Obama is a very charismatic man, but I also don’t like some of his plans. I also believe he was a poor choice, because of our current situation in Iraq. If he pulls out too fast, then our enemies are going to celebrate and believe that they won. This could give them the confidence to continue with attacks (which there have been. I was in the military when the S.S. Coal was attacked. We were on terrorist alert at our Naval base.) If the people there aren’t stable enough before we leave, then the terrorist groups are just going to take the country right back over. Everything we have done there will have been for nothing. All those deaths…for nothing. The man doesn’t have enough experience to handle such an important situation. Our only hope is that the men he has chosen to advise him will know what they’re doing. I’m sure they will. I think the President is mostly our spokesman anyway. He has power, of course, but not as much as the groups under him. The President is limited in what he can do, and will be highly pressured by his party. I’ve known people in small time politics. If you don’t do what they want you to do, even if it is against regulations, they will destroy your reputation and your career. I have seen this happen to someone close to me. They lied about him, placed false blame on him, and booted him right out of his position. Why? Because he loved what he did, wanted to make positive change, and stepped on the wrong toes by doing the right thing.
With that said, I don’t blame anyone for voting for Obama. McCain had a very poor campaign. His party was designed to lose. As soon as Hilary was gone, it was all about Obama. You’d have to be an idiot to think that McCain was going to win. Campaigns are all the same. I hope he does a good job. At the risk of sounding like a typical white person, it also makes me feel good that a black man won. I mean, this is a huge success in the history of black people in America! That is something to be excited about, even if I’m not “allowed” to care.
You may want to known that only nine per cent of the US population is black.
You didn’t vote because of all the propaganda. You were given a brain to sort through all that. There were same major ideologies clashing between the two candidates and you had a real choice. Since you voted for nothing you deserve nothing.
Your real choice was to vote for a leader. One who has great leaderships capabilities. The leader himself doesn’t need to know all, but he has to hear all and make a decision. Then he must be able to explain that decision and guide others to the logical consequence of that decision. The more times this happens the greater the leader becomes.
I happened to believe that Obama was the better choice. McCain is getting a little wobbly, and then there was Palin. Need I say more about a bad decision?
Next time vote. Then you have some responsibility for what happens and not just a whining person telling us why you didn’t something. Do something, be responsible and make a difference.
I stand behind my statement Eva because if anybody making the average family income voted for McCain, they did it soley because he was white and they didnt want a blackman in the white house. Period. McCain stood for the rich and the rich only, if you looked at the people who were for him, you would see extremely rich people and people who blindly dont like Obama because he as they say, ” lack experience”. Last I checked, getting captured by the enemy and getting the TREATMENT dont qualify you for the highest office in the land. I will NEVER take away what McCain has done for this country, but I am not going to sacrifice my future on a POW who cares nothing about me.
As you said….
” I don’t blame anyone for voting for Obama. McCain had a very poor campaign. His party was designed to lose. As soon as Hilary was gone, it was all about Obama. You’d have to be an idiot to think that McCain was going to win…..”
Ok Eva, Im not going to get into a long debate with you on who was the better candidate, you said it yourself. If McCain couldnt even run a sucessful campain against a black man for the white house, how do you expect him to lead this country. Not all black people voted for Obama, those who made two hundred thousand plus didnt all vote for him. I know several who didnt. They voted for McCain for what he stood for, pro rich, the hell with the middle class and lower income. If you made less than 5 million, you were in the middle class according to McCain. I dont make that much, majority of the people i know dont make that much and I would be so bold as to say that the same goes for you.
Obama is for the little guy, he is looking out for the backbone of this nation, the middle class. Thats what people voted for, if McCain stood for what Obama stood for,and Obama stood on McCains platform, McCain would be in the white house. He didnt and he lost.
Black people have the intelligence to see and understand the issues at hand. Dont make it a habit of thinking minorities will just blindly vote for someone for the color of their skin, Obama was not the first brotha to run for the white house, he just stood for the right things at the right time and against the right opponent. He has ALOT to prove, give the man a chance. He may surprise and impress you, if not, I will be in the front of the line alongside you ready to vote his ass out.
Because I can bitcharoo. Im just not going to get into a long dialogue with you, I going to tell you to shut the hell up and be on my merry way. By the way, you never cease to impress me, you show some intelligence when you want too, Im proud of you son. Keep up the good work. I am sorta proud of the way you handled Eva. I will actually give you kudos. put alil love in your heart 🙂
hohoho muthaf*&ka
Dumb ass happy face,
I never cease to impress you, I show intelligence when I want to. You’ve got it, I’m in control of how much intelligence I put out. I just don’t have to put out much to deal with you. Why all of a sudden are you cutezying (Yeh, I make up words at will.) up to me, lil’ enigmama feeling lonely? Now go on your merry way, you’re bothering me. (I’m sure you’ll find something sexual in that statement.)
You being proud of me is like the Pope blessing me. I just don’t give a rat’s ass.
Here’s your challenge. See if you can follow up on your threat to ignore me.
Wow. Did someone’s online diary get mixed up with SWPL? If you’re gonna whine (poorly) at least make it funny, that’s why we read this.
umm, I dont know about other people, but living in Australia, I’m pretty sure that most white people that don’t live in America, hate America, or at least have a healthy dislike for it.
It’s a bit of an oxymoron that you say white people like america, and then acknowledge that Americans get treated better overseas if they say they are canadian. Dont you think?
If they say we were doin’ wrong
If they say we were out too long
Well, you can say
My arms were just too strong
Put the blame, put the blame on me
Felt so good when I held you tight
Couldn’t stop when we kissed goodnight
So if they tell us we don’t have the right
Put the blame, put the blame on me
What I feel is deep inside
This is real and I won’t hide
Go ahead and use my name
I’ll be proud to take the blame
You just did what I made you do
You love me and I love you
So if the way they talk can bother you
Put the blame, put the blame on me
What I feel is deep inside
This is real and I won’t hide
Go ahead and use my name
I’ll be proud to take the blame
You just did what I made you do
You love me and I love you
So if the way they talk can bother you
Put the blame, put the blame on me
A blast from the past bitcharoo, You got dumped by James, its just you and your horse.
hohoho muthaf*@ka 🙂
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“White people strongly prefer to get offended on behalf of other people.”
That is funnier than hell, happy face. Is this true? We’ll never know because it’s an enigma. Cherio old boy.
I think this post is mostly about/dedicated to White Americans. It makes sense, then, to say that “white people” (in this case, a phrase that is perfectly interchangeable with the term “white Americans”) like America.
Erm, Obama’s not black-he’s biracial… (just thought I’d point that out.)
Africian-american to be exact Nick.
Remember your love poem about you and James, well bitcharoo, since James dumped your ass, its now a love poem about you and your horse.
If they say we were doin’ wrong
If they say we were out too long
Well, you can say
My arms were just too strong
Put the blame, put the blame on me
Felt so good when I held you tight
Couldn’t stop when we kissed goodnight
So if they tell us we don’t have the right
Put the blame, put the blame on me
What I feel is deep inside
This is real and I won’t hide
Go ahead and use my name
I’ll be proud to take the blame
You just did what I made you do
You love me and I love you
So if the way they talk can bother you
Put the blame, put the blame on me
What I feel is deep inside
This is real and I won’t hide
Go ahead and use my name
I’ll be proud to take the blame
You just did what I made you do
You love me and I love you
So if the way they talk can bother you
Put the blame, put the blame on me
A blast from the past bitcharoo, You got dumped by James, its just you and your horse.
hohoho muthaf*@ka
White people outside America – hate America. At least the europeans. Trust me. So I believe this only apply to white people within the US. But in fact the white people that travel overseas – also join the club of hating america. The americans you find backpacking in South America or remote places that is. The ones on typical toursits spots I belive is otherwise
Wow! A lot of people really don’t understand what this blog is about. Before writing a comment that makes you look like a jackass you might want to figure it out. If you live outside of the United States or in rural Mississippi this may be a difficult task but good luck.
I got it the first time,big boy.
I always knew you were from Mississippi.
I don’t know why people are so rude in the comments here, but I thought I would point out: not only is Obama biracial, but his white credentials are…very white. He was raised almost entirely by white people from the Midwest. His mother was an anthropologist. Although he views himself as black and I honor that, I tend to see him as coming from a very similar background to my own (white, middle class, midwestern).
I always new you loved your horse bitcharoo,
Remember your love poem about you and James, well bitcharoo, since James dumped your ass, its now a love poem about you and your horse. this is a lil poem about the horse riding you off into the sunset, bent over like the bi*@h that you are.
If they say we were doin’ wrong
If they say we were out too long
Well, you can say
My arms were just too strong
Put the blame, put the blame on me
Felt so good when I held you tight
Couldn’t stop when we kissed goodnight
So if they tell us we don’t have the right
Put the blame, put the blame on me
What I feel is deep inside
This is real and I won’t hide
Go ahead and use my name
I’ll be proud to take the blame
You just did what I made you do
You love me and I love you
So if the way they talk can bother you
Put the blame, put the blame on me
What I feel is deep inside
This is real and I won’t hide
Go ahead and use my name
I’ll be proud to take the blame
You just did what I made you do
You love me and I love you
So if the way they talk can bother you
Put the blame, put the blame on me
A blast from the past bitcharoo, You got dumped by James, its just you and your horse.
hohoho muthaf*@ka
merry f*@king xmas
ps, dont you ever in your f*@king life, mess with enigma.
I am now finished with you.
and a happy new year!!!
🙂
Prove it.
A love poem about buttaroo and his horse
If they say we were doin’ wrong
If they say we were out too long
Well, you can say
My arms were just too strong
Put the blame, put the blame on me
Felt so good when I held you tight
Couldn’t stop when we kissed goodnight
So if they tell us we don’t have the right
Put the blame, put the blame on me
What I feel is deep inside
This is real and I won’t hide
Go ahead and use my name
I’ll be proud to take the blame
You just did what I made you do
You love me and I love you
So if the way they talk can bother you
Put the blame, put the blame on me
What I feel is deep inside
This is real and I won’t hide
Go ahead and use my name
I’ll be proud to take the blame
You just did what I made you do
You love me and I love you
So if the way they talk can bother you
Put the blame, put the blame on me
I just did, put alil love in your heart. 🙂
hohoho muthaf*#ka
Amy, Obama does not have ‘white credentials’, since there is no such thing as ‘white credentials’…….He views himself as ‘black’ because white america likes to view non-whites by the color of their skin…more so than who they are…
Fortunately, Obama does NOT think of skin color as many white people do…..He is African American….
Father-Kenyan-African
Mother-Kansas-American
put them together= African American
And fortunately, he does not view himself as a midwesterner, since he was born in Hawaii, and he is there (and not Kansas) for his vacation at this moment…….and he does not have ‘white credentials’….as you put it.
Viewing Obama as having ‘white credentials’ is an underhanded way of saying that he is like white people who do not particularly think highly of his non-white side…..you may or may not mean to project this thinking, but most non-whites will take your statement as meaning this…
PS: You did NOT help yourself with a statement like: “..not only is Obama biracial, but his white credentials are…very white…”
…A non-white person would immediately ask you to define “white”….and it does NOT mean being a middle class, mid-westerner because there are many non-whites who are middle class and live in the mid-west……and while you point out his mother’s credentials, you should have found out what his father’s credentials were…..but I guess his credentials would not qualify for you as ‘very white’ (a Harvard Grad is not white enough for you??)…
It is nice that you ‘honor’ Obama’s view as calling himself black, but it is not an honor that he, nor any other non-white would view as sincere…..
you’re right. anybody who voted for mccain is either selfish or racist.
ps. I voted and canvased for obama, but I just wanted to point out your impeccable logic.
The life of addicted bloggers such as louie, Buckaroo, enigma, and nobama.
5:00 am- wake up, get on computer, defend posts made on America, Barack Obama, political prisoners, and maybe Coffee.
8:50 am- finish typing that last defensive statement perhaps involving offensive remarks.
9:00 am- 5pm- work hours on end at your boring office job, school, or DMV office.
6:00 pm- return back to your computer with expensive sandwich and/or veggie burger and respond some more to comments on swpl. Continue until
4:30 am- go to sleep and ponder why life is so meaningless that posting anonymously on a blog repeatedly offers the only amount of euphoric substance. Wake up, repeat again by responding to this comment with harsh words and attacks on this anonymous post.
Your right whatever the hell your name is, I will just call you cousin it. But, looks to me like you have no life, spending your precious time trying to figure out the schedule of people on this site. Dont you have something better to do with your lil brain than to try and figure out how to say some smart butt comment and hope that you wont get delt with. If you cant stomp with the wild bunch, keep your bitch ass on the porch and stay out the big boys way and let us do what we do. Nothing makes me more irrated than a bitch tryin to say some slick shit and then try to put a line like ” Wake up, repeat again by responding to this comment with harsh words and attacks on this anonymous post”. Darn tootin im going to say something. And for the record, I have a better job than you, drive better cars than you, have better girlfriends than you and I still have the time to put your punk ass in your place too. Its called time management bitch. Learn it sometimes. put alil time management and love in your heart, maybe, you too can hang with the big dogs, grasshopper. 🙂
hohoho muthaf*#ka
I was talking to a British friend and in England they keep wondering why he is called African American in England people of mixed race are called ‘half cast’.
For me I do not know what all the fuss is about, his mother is white, he was educated at Harvard predominately white and he was voted in by a white majority. One wonders if he looked like Mike Tyson or Nelson Mandella and was brought up in South Central would he have got to the White house. Yes I said it. For me I would understand the African American triumph if he had been brought up in an African American family with their culture and behavior, showing this to be the way forward for America but the reality is his Father had no influence in his upbringing other than to be a model of how NOT to behave, this would been seen in the wonderful way he treats his kids not the way he was treated by his father.
Fact is African American people hate to admit that white people could possibly have anything to do with their ‘victory’. It should be unity between the races in the voting in of a biracial man but it has been used by black people as a personal triumph over whites. I for one believe in equality but this constant beating down of white people gets on my nerves. White people have given so much to the world, electricity, the car, the telephone, the list of inventions not to mention medicine is endless. White peoples evolution in the world is admirable to say the least. Whatever race you are how about contributing to the positive evolution of the planet.
Obama is half white and half black whatever title you want to give that go ahead the facts remain. Personally I hope he is a wonderful President.
Obviously written by a white testosterone driven moron. You are so predictable.
For someone who thinks their sooo smart, you really are not Sasha. If one starts alil conversation, it would be uncivilized for me to not respond. You on the other hand, unless you are the one who wrote that blog, are not one of the invited guest, therefore, you should shut the fuck up and mind your damn business before i really do something predictable and stick my foot up your nosey ass. And for the record, do your damn homework, until you figure out who i am, keep your opinions and hypothesis to your self. put alil love in your heart
hohoho muthaf*#ka 🙂
uhhh…..never been to the Coffee sight…might have to go there…
#1. “…wake up, get on computer, defend posts made on America, Barack Obama, political prisoners…”
I call this mental exercise….while I do not be on these blogs as long as you indicate, I will admit to the enjoy of correcting ignorant statements made under the guise of humor (which is the favorite past time of many white folk)….and you are correct, I am a teacher, but social studies are not boring….
#2. “….go to sleep and ponder why life is so meaningless that posting anonymously on a blog repeatedly offers the only amount of euphoric substance. …”
Not a true statement at all…..while I do get an amount of pleasure out of the verbal sparring on this website, unlike people such as yourself, my life is extremely interesting.. I know that not too many people who write on this blog are world travellers (I am)…how do i know?…read the stupid stuff they say….especially about non-whites…….I speak two languages……I live in the capital of the world, DC, thus I have easy access to information (Library of Congress), and to the the Government….I bet that most of the people who write on this blog do not even know the three branches of the US Govt….
Finally, I am not anonymous….unlike 99% of the people who write on this blog, I’ve openly posted my e-mail address twice for anyone to write to…..I knew that people, such as yourself, would eventually bring this ‘anonymous’ bull**** up….and look who is the one who is too cowardly to even post a name…….
I do know ONE THING from your posting….and that is….YOU are staying up at those hours….going to those posts that I’ve written on…..and READING EVERY WORD WE’VE WRITTEN….
How else would you know so much about our writings…..THUS,
…YOU are the very person you accuse us of being….YOU “…go to sleep and ponder why life is so meaningless that READING THOSE GUYS’ postings on a blog repeatedly offers the only amount of euphoric substance TO YOU…..
LOL……loser….
It is ironic that you accuse others as living a “life of addicted bloggers”
“…Obama is half white and half black whatever title you want to give that go ahead the facts remain…..”
Sasha, I do not understand WHY do white people, like yourself, are so hooked on this man’s color!!!….It has nothing to do with NOTHING!……
Obama calls himself BLACK……he is AFRICAN AMERICAN (the same way that there are irish americans, british americans, etc)…..Obama calls himself black DUE TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU who will not let the skin color thing go!……
what? Do you think that because of his ‘white’ skin mix that he accomplished all that he did??….HELL NO!….Obama got to where he is today INSPITE OF HIS BROWN SKIN….He knew that white people, such as yourself, would have NEVER acknowledge his mixed background had he not won the presidency….and mind you, it is white people who call him black (why? because it is WHITE AMERICAN LAW that says if you have 1/32 of so-called ‘black blood’, you are a black person
…..White people such as you Sasha, can go on and claim whatever color you’d like, but when you look at OBAMA, show me some pale skin (other than the soles of his feet) to justify your argument..and get over it…..you sound like you’re left out of something because NOW the racial way of white thinking is being turned over to the light of day……
Before the election: Obama was a black man to white people
After Obama wins the election: all of a sudden he is half white half black??
Don’t hear none of you white folk calling Halle Berry half white, half black when you talk about her!!
ya hypocrites…..
You were obviously a bully at school get a life white testoserone moron. You cannot bully me you are not smart enough.
I remain firm in the fact that you are a moron, my blog was about African American attitude towards white people and Obama’s upbringing not the color of skin that was just your interpretation of what I wrote you need to reread you ignorant moron go snort some more testosterone.
Oh yes and by the way do not suppose what I say. I believe in equality and at every opportunity I remind people Halle Berry is also half white.
Sasha, it is obvious that you did not READ what i wrote, thus qualifying you as an ignorant, illiterate moron….with a heavy dose of stupidity!
stupid |ˈst(y)oōpid|
adjective ( -pider, -pidest)
lacking intelligence or common sense
If you had any intelligence or common sense, you would have understood that i addressed your next to last sentence, which basically negated all the diatribe you said before it…..It is obvious that you STILL don’t get it when you insist on emphasizing on Obama’s race…and i will quote you once again:
“…Obama is half white and half black whatever title you want to give that go ahead the facts remain…..”
It is obvious that you believe that you can write about black attitudes towards Obama…and i quote: “….my blog was about African American attitude towards white people and Obama’s upbringing not the color of skin…” (you are now an expert on black people attitudes….which is a common mistake among arrogant white people), then you end with this half white/half black sentence…as if to make your point about his race…..
Next time you want to call someone an ignorant moron, look in the mirror….by what you’ve written…ignorant moron is engraved on your forehead……
PS: Obama WILL be a wonderful President…
God damn right.
I never said I was an expert again trying to put words into my mouth that would be the testosterone talking and you homing in on one sentence of the whole blog would be your ignorance talking trying to manipulate the intention. You are single minded and ignorant. This is useless I am corresponding to a chemical rushing around your brain that you have snorted the whole of your life. You are the one with the insistence.
Let me give you an example of your stupidity your username ‘Louiecoolgato’ Louie mispelled french name (he likes to claim Italian) cool something you have wet dreams about and gato a chocolate cake you mispelled get over yourself testosterone junky boy.
I have better things to do with my time than to school a dumbass like yourself. Im not a bully, Im a masked crusader for the weak and pitiful like yourself. Obviously your dumb ass dont read the blogs of whom I am responding too or you would not be attempting to judge me. Unless ofcourse, you agree with those assholes, and in that case, you too are a mean spirited ass and you too shall feel the venom of my keypad. Choose your battles wisely chipmonk, we be wicked over herre. put alil love in your heart 🙂
hohoho muthaf*#ka
Sasha, you must be on your PERIOD because you have this fascination with testosterone!!
First of all, I will say to you like I’ve said to many others who write BEFORE they think…..OWN up to your words if you do not want them to be used against you…..in other words, write what you mean DUMBASS….if you don’t want misinterpretation of your intention, then write your intentions more clearly…this may be a problem for you since you are in a hormone imbalance, testosterone craving, ‘period’ suffering stage at this moment…..
Secondly, if you did not want to project your ignorance, you should have said, “In my opinion, African American attitudes…etc”…but you did not….thus you opened yourself to be accused of being an idiot (in your case, it is not an accusation, it is a FACT), since you are neither african american, nor are you an expert on african american opinions…
Third, I KNOW what my user name means, but in your rush to exhibit your enhanced STUPIDITY, you make wild conclusions as to what the name means…..try this on for size, mental midget:
Louie-just a name
cool-as in, not warm
gato-cat in spanish
Now let me give you something to think about hot flash Sasha:
Y-O-U
A-R-E
S-T-I-L-L
an ignorant, illiterate moron….with a heavy dose of stupidity! Come back and when your hormone level comes down…..
….write next time with the use of periods at the end of your sentences…..the last paragraph of your latest rant is proof that you were in a hormone imbalance, testosterone craving, ‘period’ suffering stage…..
I am not arguing semantics. You are sexist and testoserone driven, never mind angry, you must suffer from the angry inch syndrome. I am not going to write here with you, I require intelligent banter at least not a tirade of angry woman hating blurb. One thing is for sure you love the sound of your own voice. Why use one sentence when you can use six or seven eh?
So go ahead tesosterone boy I am giving you the last word. See what your ego driven mania can conjour up. I spot some other fish to fry.
louie + Buckaroo , good people . you have more in common than to be opposites ! hein guys ?
happy christmas .
Ps : including Buck’s “horse” and louie ‘ s kid !
hahahahahaha.
The hilarity of this website comes not from the actual blogs, but from these stupid arguments… the site owner must be pissing his pants laughing at all of this because I sure am.
#200
politics and pretending to not like politicians
I would have to agree anon, I get a good chuckle everytime I come here and read what folks have to say. I also enjoy forcing certain ones to defend their not so loving statements. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy to shut down all the bull that they project, and those who decide to put their two sense into a lil debate become a statistic, collateral damage, a casualty of war. LOL. I dont make the rules. 🙂
It is unfortunate that your little mind equate everything with anger, sex, testosterone, Sasha…
I am not the angry one….YOU are the one to start this name calling, thus it is obvious that you are the angry one….I merely gave back to you what you started…..and I always finish what i started….
While it is gracious of you to give me the last word, it does not negate the fact that you could not own up to your words….so I will end this dialogue with a….
Happy Holidays!!
PS: I am glad you calmed down….you did not call me names!.. that is a good start….
God damn right!
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Christmas Morning
Large flakes of new fallen snow
On freshly tossed hay
The horses nosing in deep
To find the morsel more sweet
With steaming vapor
From their nostrils
And new fallen crystals
Melting on their withers
Again as in past winters
Christmas has come
sometimes buck , you look … euh poet , right man!
Who was our best president???
Vote and see the surprising results!!
http://controversialpolling.blogspot.com/
Humm james , such a clever guy ! you were kicked back , you hide, when you appear , you bring us one of your so “intelligent” pearls !!
So , you intend to “juge” barcky BEFORE he got the office ? wow , james you are the most intelligent guy in the world !!!
and see the biais : putting in the list newly elected barcky with such historical presidents such Jefferson, Lincoln (barcky admires him btw …) Roosevelt ….
You “forgot” such anonymous like Gerald Ford, or a guy like Nixon … or those forgotten president of the XIX century ..
I tried to find some intelligence or ligic by reading your different posts .
My conclusion : definitely , you are lost ! Shame !!
Definitely
Your right, bias survey by James the loser.
If you want to accomplish your goals, get there honestly. Deceit is dishonest and damn few ever got to their goals by being dishonest. Those who do are found out and then disgraced. Ask old George Bush, Americas most laughed at president.
James, you need some self examination. You’re living a lie.
Why was the title of this post changed from “Barack Obama” to “America?”
To answer your question: Obama’s Nation is America.
http://www.culturallycool.com
Hey, what’s up shrimp dick?
You guys of all creeds , what’s your point about this controversial song ?
Republican contest marred by Obama songEwen MacAskill in Washington The Guardian, Monday 29 December 2008
An offensive, racially tinged song entitled Barack the Magic Negro has become an issue in the battle for the leadership of the Republican party.
The song was included in a CD distributed by Chip Saltman, who is seeking to be elected the next party chairman.
Saltman, former campaign manager for Mike Huckabee, the former Arkansas governor who fought unsuccessfully for the Republican presidential nomination this year, sent out the CD as a Christmas present to party members. It is a compilation of songs critical of liberals entitled We Hate the US.
He defended his move, saying that anyone listening to it would know it was intended to be light-hearted and satirical, and the row had been created by the liberal media.
But his main rival for the post, Mike Duncan, the present incumbent, issued a statement saying: “The 2008 election was a wake-up call for Republicans to reach out and bring more people into our party. I am shocked and appalled that anyone would think this is appropriate, as it clearly does not move us in the right direction.”
The song gained prominence last year when Rush Limbaugh, the rightwing radio show host, began airing it.
Duncan was not the only Republican critic. Saul Anuzis, the Republican chairman in Michigan, said: “In my opinion, this isn’t funny and it’s in bad taste.”
He added that anything that painted the Republican party “as being motivated in our criticism of president-elect Obama by anything other than a difference in philosophy does a disservice to our party.”
The song may be controversial to some Selma, but this is a song coming from the sore losers end of our democratic system….The republicans are known race baiters, they hate poor people of any color, and they are hypocrites…..Look at the people ran for president on the republican side….all of them, with the exception of Romney, traded in their first or second wife for a younger version….and they had the nerve to run on family values….
As for any policy that helps the poor, the republicans are ALWAYS against it….BUT…..when their rich constituents get into financial trouble, who has to bail them out??…..the very government they want to shrink and hold in contempt when it is helping the least of us….the proof??….Well all i have to say is $700 billion bailout!!
Finally, when you look at the US map on how america voted during the presidential election, you will immediately see that all of middle america and states with a minimal amount of minorities voted OVERWHELMINGLY against Obama….of the white registered voters, 57% voted against Obama…but thank goodness that 43% of over 100 million whites was a big enough number for CHANGE (along with the overwhelming non-white support)…
As for this song, I, for one, am not surprised…it is not really a controversial song……It is a song from LOSERS, thus not worthy of lots of attention……and it has not been given alot of attention, except where there are lots of losers……uh, sorry…. conservatives (ie: Fox, Limbaugh, etc) leaning media…
….It is the ONLY way they can get attention these days!!
Obama won the Iowa primary which launched his campaign, and there ain’t nothing whiter or more in the middle of the US than Iowa. Give a white guy a chance.
Wait four years to the next election. If Obama does well (he will) the whites will go crazy for him. That’s the same thing a black person will do. Once they trust a white guy (Clinton) they go for him/her 90 per cent..
Thanks louie for the info , happy christmas(it’s not too late) and happy new year .
Buckaroo , got it . people of good will see facts and results .
hope our friend james will get real . happy new year and thanks for the christmas poem , anybody to put music on ? some song else than santa baby ?
Oops , forgot to mention the source (of the article) , daily guardian , United Kingdom , 29 december .
All my excuses !!!
Yeh, let’s call it Omerica.
That little comment ought to get the racists, Republicans, and racist Republicans wound up tight. Have at it.
Hehe Funny video. Thanks for sharing.
This post is lazy.
James meredith , the black , VOTED , for …. David Duke of …. KKK!!!!
This song has been played widely across the US for better than a year and i thought it to be, “not to clever”, satire for the most part.
The “We are superior” crowd have socially engineered the “Magic Negro”: clean cut, articulate, has a degree and wears a tie, married, lives with his children and wears his pants above the crack in his ass.
And as usual, still not satisfied and no exit strategy back to the ’50’s.
So what? He is an american citizen and he can vote for whoever he chooses to vote for…..
“So what?” ????
I said , a BLACK man VOTED for David Duke …. of KU KUX KLAN !!!!!
So what ?????????????????????????
Google david duke … see his anti black racism …
Louiecoolgato : ARE YOU ON DRUGS ???? did you smoke something ????
ITA with this whole post! By societal standards Barack Obama is Black period. Until whites start embracing mixed race people (mixed people who are part white) as a whole this will never change.
“Before the election: Obama was a black man to white people
After Obama wins the election: all of a sudden he is half white half black??
Don’t hear none of you white folk calling Halle Berry half white, half black when you talk about her!!
ya hypocrites…..”
OMG I love you for this post. You took the words right out of my mouth, It is so true!. I have noticed this a lot. The man is Black end of story.
I believe this to be true.
“you’re right. anybody who voted for mccain is either selfish or racist.”
Point blank.
What the hell do you expect? You act as if that is a bad thing, hello 43/1. Of course black people are excited. Quite obviously you are not Black so how can you even attempt to say what a Black person would do? Maybe you have forgotten that most Black people vote democrat anyway and this time was no different. He is not the first Black man to run for president Jesse Jackson/Al Sharpton ring a bell? So your point is invalid and you are showing your true colors.
Go Obama!!!
Ok this is one Black person. Not all Black people are this ill informed.
Tell me this ‘blacks and whites’…..why are you so outraged that Meredith chose to vote for Duke?….will your outrage change his vote? NO.
Will your indignity change his thinking? NO.
There are many people out there who do and say things that goes against logic, but it is THEIR opinions and actions, and as long as there’s no harm, it is no big deal……Meredith was pretty old (he is still alive as of today) when he voted for Duke….and from what I’ve studied on Meredith, he may have voted for Duke to make a particular point….He tends to make his points in an indirect, but profound way….a nice way of saying that Meredith is ‘eccentric’..
eccentric |ikˈsentrik|
adjective
(of a person or their behavior) unconventional and slightly strange
My point is this, Meredith has the right to vote for anyone he pleases (more so than you or me) because HE put his life on the line when it counted (unlike you or me) to desegregate the Univ. of Mississippi during the height of segregation…His one vote did not make a difference in the election of Duke, so don’t waste your time and energy dwelling on it…
” … he may have voted for Duke to make a particular point….He tends to make his points in an indirect, but profound way….” ??????
WTF ???
It is OBVIOUS that you know very little about James Meredith…after you read more on his life and background, come back and talk more intelligently about him….
this is america the good the bad the ugly we need all to be a world…for more self-discovery go too http://www.revoint.com
Louie,
How have the Democratic social programs helped the poor? They have failed miserably. Handouts do not improve your life. Lowering standards in schools do not help educate the young. Yet, if you point this out, then you are labeled a Republican Racist. Is a good parent one who does everything for their children? No, of course not. The best way to help the poor is have high expectations and help them to provide for themselves. The USA has the highest standard of living – even if you are ‘poor’. The Democratic social programs have only prolonged and exasperated the plight of the underclass.
Buckaroo,
I did not vote for Obama because I disagree with his policies. I think socialism will destroy the American Dream. I also think he is weak on foreign policy.
I happen to be ‘white’. I am very proud that we have finally elected a ‘black’ president. I hope I’m wrong and Obama is the best president this nation has ever had.
Perhaps future elections can be decided on policies and not race.
This song was written and performed by a BLACK man!
“This song was written and performed by a BLACK man!”
Michelle, swear on god that this is true ??????????????????
Michelle, let’s look at what you’ve stated and, for the sake of argument, take it as fact…….my question to you will be this:
1. Name me some REPUBLICAN SOCIAL PROGRAMS that has helped the underclass/poor….I will make it easier for you….name me some republican social programs that helped the MIDDLE CLASS…
2. You state that…”he best way to help the poor is have high expectations and help them to provide for themselves…” Tell me, what have the republican party done (other than TALK about high expectations) to help people who have little to provide for themselves? It is one thing to expect high expectations, but how can one maintain high expectations if all the programs that are supposed to help one get ahead are cut?
…It is like saying that you have high expectations that a person who had his legs cut off to eventually run, like everyone who has legs, but sorry….I am not going to pay for the prosthetics….you are on your own……..
Bush was in the white house for 8 years….and at the end of those 8 years, the underclass/poor’s standard of living has not only gone down, but there are MORE poor in america than under the Clinton years (not to mention fewer living wage paying jobs).
It is easy for people who are not struggling to tell those who are struggling to ‘pull themselves up by the bootstraps’.
….I will say that while i don’t agree with all the social programs that Democrats propose, at least they TRY to help the LEAST of our population…..Unlike republicans, who only give pep talks to the poor and tax breaks to the wealthy….
Michelle, you worry about ‘socialism’, yet what would you call this bailout for the banks and private industry?…..sorry, but socialism has been introduced into private enterprise by….REPUBLICANS!!
Secondly, you state that you think Obama is weak on foreign policy…mind you, he is not president yet, thus has no track record in foreign policy….BUT….We have eight years track record of Mr. Bush foreign policy and if you opened the newspaper today, tell me what is america’s foreign policy?? If this is not the very definition of weak foreign policy (no one wants to even talk to Bush’s ambassadors these days), I don’t know what is….
Already, with the anticipation of Obama, the world is giving the US a benefit of a doubt….meaning that there is a chance for US policy to be welcomed in a positive light….whereas, Bush foreign policy has cast a dark cloud on the US….
Our recent elections were DECIDED on policies, and it was an indictment on the republicans in general, and the Bush policies in particular……It was NOT decided by race because if it was, keep in mind that tens of millions of WHITES voted for Obama, many times more than ALL the non-white voters combined…. If the presidential election was about race, take it up with all those WHITE PEOPLE who voted for Obama, because they are the ones who got him into office (with a little help from us non-whites)….
I find the best place to debate politics is a satirical blog. You can really get your point across in pages and pages of angry comments.
Black, white or neither? The mixed race dilemma
Barack Obama has identified himself as a ‘mutt’. We, too, should acknowledge our fastest-growing ethnic minorityDavid Aaronovitch
In America in the spring of this year, 2008, a widow named Mildred Dolores Loving died at the age of 67. Let me hand the story over to the late Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court, Earl Warren, writing in 1967.
“In June 1958,” Warren explained, “two residents of Virginia, Mildred Jeter, a negro woman, and Richard Loving, a white man, were married in the District of Columbia pursuant to its laws.” But not pursuant to the laws of their native Virginia. When they returned to the state and set up home in Caroline County, a Virginia grand jury indicted them for violating the local ban on interracial marriages.
“On January 6, 1959,” Warren continued, “the Lovings pleaded guilty to the charge and were sentenced to one year in jail; however, the trial judge suspended the sentence for a period of 25 years on the condition that the Lovings leave the State and not return to Virginia together for 25 years. He stated in an opinion that: ‘Almighty God created the races white, black, yellow, Malay and red, and he placed them on separate continents. And but for the interference with his arrangement there would be no cause for such marriages. The fact that he separated the races shows that he did not intend for the races to mix’.”
The case took nearly eight more years to resolve. The Attorney-General of the state of Virginia pleaded – through the Beatlemania era and into the hippy age – that, since the ban was equally applied to blacks and whites, the legislation was not discriminatory. The Supreme Court unanimously rejected this argument.
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“The Fourteenth Amendment,” Warren wrote, “requires that the freedom of choice to marry not be restricted by invidious racial discriminations. Under our Constitution, the freedom to marry, or not marry, a person of another race resides with the individual and cannot be infringed by the State.” He concluded: “These convictions must be reversed. It is so ordered.”
This was the year that I turned 13. How, looking back, is it possible that such laws existed well into the postwar era? Existed, in fact, in no less than 16 states? In Virginia miscegenation legislation dated back to 1661. In 1691 the state could fine any white woman who bore a mixed race child, or put her in indentured servitude for five years, and her child for 30. To the Virginians, mixed race meant black. In 1924 whites were forbidden to marry anyone with “a single drop of negro blood” in Virginia. Six other states already had such a provision.
If I have heard one phrase in continual use about Barack Obama, it is about how he “represents”, in himself, whatever virtue or trend the user wishes to associate him with. In particular, of course, he is continually referred to as the first African-American” or “black” president of the United States.
It seems pedantic, and something worse, to argue that Obama is, in fact, mixed race. In some mouths this sounds like – and probably is – an attempt to deprive black people of a victory. It’s a bit like when the inevitable stupid soul, unaware of the origin of the term, objects that, since Arabs are Semites, one cannot appropriate “anti-Semitism” to mean Jew-hatred. I always suspect the motives behind such plausibility.
And in the case of the President-elect there do seem to be two Obamas. The Hawaii Obama, brought up on that mixed-race island group by a white mother and two white grandparents, and a later Chicago Obama, living in the black community, marrying a black woman, attending a black Church and seeking his lost black father.
“He had to leave the island to find himself as a black man,” David Maraniss wrote in The Washington Post.
“He’s black,” a friend said to me yesterday. “Most people would look at him and see him as being black.” Certainly 1924 Virginians would. And if the man see himself as being black, then where’s the argument? Except, he isn’t. To say that Mr Obama is black is to say, in effect, that his mother had no race or that her race was somehow obliterated by her choice of husband. Is to say that no one much had realised, had quite noticed, that her son was, in fact, mixed race. Is to say that being mixed race is not also to be something.
To me this feels important partly because my mildly extended family now includes four mixed-race children, who are not black and are not white, or who are both. It may be important to me because my father was Jewish and my mother wasn’t.
It is important in a bigger way because, both in America and here, the number of mixed-race children being born is growing steadily. In California, one estimate is that the proportion is now one in six, in the UK the fastest-growing ethnic category is that of mixed race.
Trevor Phillips, of the Commission for Equalities and Human Rights, has noted the “astonishing rise” in the number of mixed-race Britons, expecting that they will be the single largest minority group by 2020 – and by far the youngest. The evidence of this rise is all around us, first manifested – as ever – in the fields of sport and popular culture. Lewis Hamilton, of course, Theo Walcott, Leona Lewis and dozens more. As the geneticist Steve Jones pointed out at the weekend, demographic mobility combined with desire has rendered race-mixing far more likely, once prejudice has been abandoned.
But we are being very slow to recognise how this trend subverts the old categories. The ancient proscriptions, on all sides of the racial divides, for all their narrowness, render life less complicated. Even an Obama doesn’t make it by being mixed race, he makes it in politics – finds himself – by identifying as black. A recent and admirable survey of the attitudes of mixed race people by Kent University, referred to members of the “mixed-race community”. But, of course, there’s no such thing to belong to.
And then, last week, safely selected and elected, the Obamas went dog-hunting. One option was a “shelter-dog”. “A lot of shelter-dogs are mutts,” the President-elect said. “Like me.”
Not “black”, but “a mutt”, a mixture – the very mixture, perhaps, that allowed people to identify with him in such varied ways. This was surely a return by Mr Obama to what Maraniss described as “the notion of Hawaii… the spirit of aloha, the transracial if not post-racial message – that has made his rise possible.”
How I hope, in the year that Mildred Loving – married to Richard – died, that it is so ordered.
As long as you think you are white , there is no hope for you .
James baldwin (the price of the ticket) 1985
The only witey is system and ideology.
Amiri Baraka (1991)
As someone who works in admissions at a private college, I know for a fact that admissions standards ARE in fact NOT the same for “students of color” (read: anything but Caucasian students) as they are for white students.
The applications of “students of color” are required to be looked at a second time (this is mandatory), whereas a white students application can outright be denied only after 1 read of the app.
Also, “students of color” are eligible for programs such as HEOP/AHANA. These programs, for the college I work at, do accept students with lower gpa’s AND lower standardized test scores than would otherwise be acceptable.
Maybe you should do some more research.
Also, how would affirmative action benefit white women and poor white people? Does that really make any sense to you?
Lastly, isn’t it an insult to any minority that they are given special privileges simply because of their race? Isn’t it as if we are saying “you can’t really do this by your own merit”? What an insult.
Yea you’re SO right, thats why black people came out to vote for the first time – wouldn’t possibly be because of race or anything. Thats why black people in Philadelphia ON CCN (LIVE TELEVISION) ADMITTED TO VOTING MULTIPLE TIMES for Barack Obama.
What is it of which you speak? Conspiracy, my ass, Jesus was a jew, therefore, the jews have taken over the world. Hell a bunch of hapless Palestinians keep them at bay. Crap man, you have a cranial insertion sooooo bad, that you’re looking at you tonsils from the other side.
1 Long continuous vacuUm of a tear shed on Gaza. Shame on the “inconSpicuoUs & wiping-hands-off spectators while they unConvincingly turn the other cheeK because they have sold themselves that support of israel as a pet puppy capitalist fatalist cabalist ideo-political social mad scientist project using Khazar replacing original hebrew misplaced bloodline club hopping scenesters as a religous promise is tantamount to the wounds oppressor ultimately self-reap because their callous blindness is deep and how sick they will not awaken soon enough, non-paradigm shifting stagnant White privileged Beast-whorite reaping-off illegitimate institutions, racial dislcrimination, advanced security and para-special ops- units doing drills on elementary schools to prepare for imminent terrorism marrying the burden of increased white guilt syndrom further lulling the conscious to sleep abhorred by reason the antithesis of politically astute, you know this is truth, 1 signature sent twofold, 1-solidarity, 2- hidden curse {h@
Is this a joke? Some sort of poem? Or just bad punctuation?
Either way, I like it.
Erm, where is the original post? Did the author delete it or something?
http://www.handheldstory.com
Who cares if Obama sees himself as black, white, mixed, or a mutt?
My mom’s a russian jew and my dad’s family is from sicily. How do I see myself? I see myself as trying to be good for goodness sake. I see myself as trying to be the best I could be for my family. I accept who and what I am. If certain people want to spew hate and venom that’s who they are, I guess. I am all for OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA! Who knows, maybe things will get a little better in this country.
Like a wise man said once b/f, Give Peace a Chance.
Unfortunately tami, it is many WHITE people who care about how he is viewed….He accepts himself for who he is, BUT, he also understands how race is deeply ingrained into white americans psyche….
A simple illustration:
I’ve said many times before that Obama is an African-American, and who are the ones who attack this notion? ALWAYS WHITE PEOPLE. Then I point out this:
Obama’s father: born in Kenya: AFRICAN
Obama’s mother: born in Kansas: AMERICAN
Obama is therefore, AFRICAN AMERICAN
But what is the reaction I get from these whites???….No, Obama is HALF WHITE….and what does this do to the conversation?….It brings about RACE issues…..It seems that white folk CANNOT let this race thing go…..
White people in America are everything BUT WHITE when dealing with each other, but when dealing with non-white americans, they have to let us know that they are WHITE FIRST, then…they’re russian american or italian american, or whatever american second……
Of course, we non-whites HAVE TO BE IDENTIFIED by skin color FIRST by white folk…..it never occcurs to them, it seems, that non-white skin does not identify one’s place of origin, but rather skin pigmentation…..Black americans….to whites, we have no place of origin….we’re just a skin pigmentation…
I hope that your fellow whites will do as you suggest: Say “who cares about his race” and “Give peace a Chance..”
Even though we have an african american president, that does not mean that things have changed for non-whites……
There’s no slack for the Black….
I was worried about this.
The issue of Obama’s race does matter because of the precedent it sets. i.e. Obama being black means that the president after him might also be black as well; we’ve broken THAT barrier. John Stewart (is the Daily Show on this list? ‘cos I think I’ve just given MY skin colour away) put it very succinctly when he said something like “America is now the ‘show, don’t tell’ country” i.e. Lots of societies have SLOGANS about how anyone can grow up to be the leader; but in America that’s actually true now.
And no, I’m not one of those idiots who went shooting his mouth off about how racism was now dead. We’ve still got a long way to go, but at least a black man can now be president.
Actually, at the beginning of Obama’s campaign, the issue of Obama being half white did concern me. I worried that if he was elected, then the barrier would only be half broken. i.e. the next president after him may be black, but only if that candidate was also half white too. In much the same way I worried that if Hillary was elected, then that would open the door for other women in the White house -but only if they were also the wives of former presidents (Laura Bush 2012?).
I also worried that Obama lacked a shared cultural history with the black community, because his african ancestor came to America of his own free will only one generation ago. Sure he’s American and African, but is he African-American? and would the black community see him as a cop-out candidate because of this?
I was very wrong though. regardless of familial history, Obama was treated like a black man, attacked like a black man, and triumphed as a black man. I’m glad I was wrong. and in hindsight I should’ve known better.
on another note, Surely “not caring about race”, and “giving peace a chance” means voting for the best candidate regardless of their race, black or white. It doesn’t mean not discussing race; or not acknowleging that it does have meanings and implications (and complications) as long as we live in an imperfect world, where racism still does exist.
lastly, on the issue of what white people are. I think we should keep it simple white people are “white”. a couple of years ago people started to notice that while white people are just “American”, everyone else needed a qualifying statement i.e. black people are African-American, Hispanics are Latino-Americans, and so on, and so forth (is that what you’re getting at Looie?). So I’m happy to be “white” (as a description of skin colour), and “European” (as a description of my ethnicity), and “American” (as a description of my nationality). as long as everyone in America has the same luxury.
Mike, you understand perfectly what i was saying….and i say thank you…
i promise you’ll never see a black chairman of the fed
thats real power
He who knows how to work the Fed will have the job..
BUT, he who has the power to hire the person to work the Fed, is not only the boss….
HE HAS THE REAL POWER….
I do believe that the President has that power???…….who needs to have a black chairman when the chairman’s boss is black??…
We have spoken and now we will stand by our decision.
Barack Obama is the man.
http://www.culturallycool.com
so live with it
I’m just American. No hyphen for me.
Ture story:
Back in October while I was out canvassing for Obama, I was invited into one of the houses where I stopped for some wine and cheese.
well damn, if you dont love the country u live in then by all means move to another place! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, YOU CAN GET OUT!! if black peeple dont like it then take a got damn boat back to africa and get some aids, im sure its not too hard to make an old shitty boat to float over to the worlds shittiest place to live, excluding of course the sand-nig places like afganastan and those places, although africa is a close 2nd only bcuz america isnt ass raping them at the moment
wooh mr woof , you hate black people huh .
James Baldwin once said:
“I will be black as long as you tell me that you are white.”
Hyphenation will disappear in America when this occurs….
Mr. woof, why should we ‘black people’ leave the country where the leader is black?…..If you don’t like this, then, I would suggest you follow your own words……and I quote…
“….IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, YOU CAN GET OUT!….”
LOL…..take a chill pill woof, before you bust a vein in your forehead….
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/123700/Watch-Prince-Harrys-racist-outbursts-on-video.html
wolfy, Learn learn how to write, and then I might read it. Right now you don’t make sense.
Hey cool cat,
Watch out on that black thing and Obama. I’ll bet you that white America will start referring to him as part white , half white, near white, or some other crap just to get more of a claim on him than they now have. Especially the autoworkers who didn’t vote for him, and when they find out he is really pro union. They will whiten him and embrace him.
Keep in mind that I have been wrong before, but Obama needs to be reelected in four years and he knows how to find votes.
idiot
fool
didn’t know there was internet in the great appalachian valley. i thought you guys communicated by goiter size.
runninwoof , i did try living in your country, and didn’t like it. I got the fuck out. There were too many cunts like you living there.
runninwoof , USA is full of fat fags like you. I would ass rape you until your eyeballs pop out of your skull. This world would be better off without your greed and ignorance.
Thank you, the best thing I’ve heard all day.
You have quite the vocabulary.
Barcky in France !!!!
Sorry guys, cuz lack of time , no translation to english …
I ‘ll be back later …
Ps : if somebody can do the translation ….
Louie,
Do you realize that Obama was all for those bailouts? You can’t point fingers at “The Enemy” (Republicans at large) when Democrats and Republican Representatives and Senate members all joined hands and passed those bailouts together. Bush happened to be the president at the time, but the Democrats were the ones in power in both the House and the Senate. Both parties joined together to pass those bailouts, no matter how much the people they were supposed to represent spoke out against them.
This election wasn’t decided on policy. It was decided on who had the better image, on who had more charisma. As demonstrated by the bailouts, in practice there isn’t enough true difference between the elected members of either party for people to really vote on policy. But when a 100% pro-choice presidential candidate can talk to a 100% pro-life group and have that group come away believing with all their hearts that he was pro-life, you know he has massive charisma.
I hope for the best for America, but I’m not holding my breath.
“anybody who voted for mccain is either selfish or racist.” Thanks for summarizing Enigma’s essay. I got bored and quit after the first couple of sentences.
Amber, you may be right about Obama supporting those bailouts, but the BLAME will be on Republicans and Bush….
Mind you, I did not say it was the Republicans and Bush’s FAULT,
I said that the American people BLAMES the Republicans and Bush…..
You state: “…This election wasn’t decided on policy. It was decided on who had the better image, on who had more charisma…”
I say this: Even if you are correct, the majority of voting Americans PUT THE BLAME on Republicans, thus their OVERWHELMING loss at the polls….if image is what decided this election (and i do not believe this), then it is also THE FAULT of Republicans also…..
you say that “when a 100% pro-choice presidential candidate can talk to a 100% pro-life group and have that group come away believing with all their hearts that he was pro-life, you know he has massive charisma….”
I say that when you see 100% pro-life groups WITH DIMINISHING LIFE SAVINGS AND LOSS OF JOBS AND HOMES vote for 100% pro-choice presidential candidate, I would not call that massive charisma…
I’d call it massive COMMON SENSE.
No one wants to talk about ‘moral’ issues during financial hard times…..
Actor playing Obama in REAL LIFE in France !!!
http://www.lemonde.fr/societe/video/2009/01/12/un-faux-obama-contre-les-controles-au-facies_1141033_3224.html
It’s one of those things, like a picture is worth 10,000 words.
I guess you have never been to Africa. I agree that you can leave if you want to but dont put down Africa so fast. Go there first and see whats its like, its actually very cool.
Good observation Shee Bee, pretty much spot on.
white people dont like you. You are an ignorant whore who suckles on the teets of hitler and the neo-nazi movement. Why dont you put yourself into the nazi supercannon and anal balst yourself back to germany. Ho.
OK…last time I checked when I fill out a form that ask me for my ethnicity or race it only gives me the option of “white” for blacks “Africa-American” latins “Hispanic/Latino/Spanish”. Pretty sad that whites are asked to give up their heritage when Blacks, Hispanics, Asians, etc can hold onto it with Hispanic Month, African American month, Asian American month….and so forth. If whites had “White American month” heaven forbid Jesse Jackson and his crazy lot would be throwing lawsuits left and right. When a white person is discriminated against NAACP won’t look at the case in any way. Tell me who is the racist then. Now, my grandparents, great-grand, great-great grands didn’t have slaves nor did they support it. To assume that White Americans want Blacks to be inferior today is ridiculous and as a matter of fact Whites preach unity more compared to Blacks and any other race. Also, more whites support Obama than Blacks for his merit not because he is Black! If you want to be a hater of everyone but some of your own ignorant “brothers & sisters” then please do….But this half-white girl is proud of who she is and has love for everyone except Islamic extremists…..I LOVE AMERICA and will not join the band wagon of haters. When the day comes when integrity and the pride of other nations towards us is restored I will have a spot for you right next to me when you hop of the band wagon, because that is what TRUE Americans do….Support Each Other & Don’t Hate!
I LOVE IT!!! You couldn’t have said it better. If I remember Bill Cosby and Morgan Freeman both gave speeches against their own nationality. Something on the lines, Morgan Freeman looked forward to the day when there will be no need for “Black History Month”. I thought that spoke mounds of his education and values.
So Euro-American, you say….”To assume that White Americans want Blacks to be inferior today is ridiculous and as a matter of fact Whites preach unity more compared to Blacks and any other race…”
…and I say that white people STILL judge non-whites by the color of their skin and deem them inferior, and I still say that as long as people like YOU STILL BELIEVE that there is such a thing as WHITE HERITAGE, we will still have racial issues in the US of A…
There is no such thing as WHITE HERITAGE….the ONLY reason that we have a so-called Black Heritage is because white americans REFUSE TO RECOGNIZE NON-WHITES in everything in this country until recently…
James Baldwin said long ago: “I will be Black AS LONG AS you tell me that you are white..”
PS: why do white folk such as yourself ALWAYS ASSUME that non-whites supported Obama because of his skin color?…Non-white americans DEFINATELY KNOW that white folks DID NOT VOTE for Obama because he’s black (they voted for hope and change….(HOPE that he can keep what little CHANGE that is left in their savings/retirement funds)….but non-whites voted for Kerry 92% in 2004 and i did not hear white people complain about the numbers….in 2000, non-whites voted for Gore 90% and i did not hear white folk complain about the numbers….
COULD IT BE THAT MOST NON-WHITES ARE DEMOCRATS AND THEY VOTED THE PARTY LINE??…..ever think of that white people???
When race is involved, common sense goes out the window…
think about it…
If it weren’t for “Black History Month”, people like you Euro American would know NOTHING about the history of non-whites in America….
You are proud of two black ENTERTAINERS, but I bet that you don’t know nothing about who invented the traffic light….who was Thomas Edison’s most gifted and trusted assistant?…Who cast and put that statue that you see on top of the Capital in Washington DC?…Who settled Chicago?
Just to name a few pieces of US History (because Black History is really US history that has been neglected)…..our history books were all about dead white males…..but with Obama in the White House, people like you will HAVE to learn about non-whites and their MAJOR involvement in the building and shaping of this country….
PS: Freeman and Cosby DID NOT give speeches against their own nationality….this is an IGNORANT STATEMENT…BOTH men are AMERICANS and they did not speak against America!
See?….blinded by that WHITENESS in your eyes Euro!!
Just read this in the voice of jimbo from south park. Way to be an embarrassingly hickish redneck retard. The country [s]wants to kill all of[/s] thanks you.
Please do not allow the whtie supremacist to hinder your thoughts about this beloved country. there may be lots of cunts like him, but there are also very intelligent and thoughtful people here. he is but a pimple on our asses.
You are the one that sounds very racists, you are quick to make assumption and point out Whites inferiority. Blacks are the ones who seperate themselves from everyone else. I have lived in the South where many “African American” blacks like to make it a point of how they were mistreated in the past. When you ask what they consider themselves they don’t say, “I’m American” They say “I’m African American” even though their African heritage can’t even be traced back to until 4 or so generations, but many Whites can trace it back to Perris Island early 1900’s, but don’t claim Euro-American. I do not and have NEVER treated someone indifferent or identified a person due to their color. As a matter of fact I am not white. I don’t go around calling people “BLACKEES” and also, I know a lot about Black History, “the broom invented by a Black woman in the South, the ironing board invented by a Black woman, Fredrick Douglas….” I don’t need Black History to know the history. My history books had equal coverage (don’t know your age, but I am 25). I have many friends and coworkers who are black. We have Black History Month not because Whites or any other race want to set them aside but to make everyone feel they aren’t excluded in American history, it is utmost important to recognize everyones accomplishments but I know for a fact, my friend (who is black as they get, from Louisiana bayou) said blacks don’t want their color forgotten; want to remind everyone what they have been through. And while their trials and tribulations are many and strenghth should be applauded, we are all equal now more than ever. You don’t see “White History Month”. We don’t have White History President Day, we have Presidents Day (all former presidents happened to be white until now). Tell me any other time we recognize someone “because they are white”. Whites have the right as the next person to hold onto their European & Middle Eastern heritage and if Blacks, Asians, or anyone else wants to hold onto their heritage by attaching it to “American” then whites should be proud to say “I am European American”. Those, whites, who are celebrated now are celebrated due to their accomplishment. “Lets recognize Joe for being a wonderful WHITE scientist”. If race is consistently spoken about then there will always be a divide. The credit for the first settlement of any land here in America goes to Native Americans. I am as follow, since you made the assumption that I am “WHITE”; Native American 50%, Asian, Irish, German, & English. My son is bi-racial and ALL of my neighbors AREN’T white; Asian, Black, Hispanic. I will stand corrected on “nationality” it was late and I meant to say race….But you know, when I say “race” I feel dirty and racists saying it. “Race” is a dirty word that sets us a part. Race doesn’t define us, but I won’t let someone accuse white people these days of being racists. Reverse racism isn’t right when it isn’t due. Times are different and I won’t let them, whites, be attacked because of history’s shortcomings toward any other color by past ignorant whites by someone who appears to me to be racists themself. Oh wait, only whites can be racists and call names…..right………………….Proud Native American, Proud Euro American, and Proud Asian American, but in a nutshell I am just a PROUD American!!!!!
You appear to be angry.
Clever, but it would have been slightly more clever had you used “via” instead of “by”. I can’t explain why, but it just feels funnier. It is late and I am bored.
Euro says….”..Blacks are the ones who seperate themselves from everyone else….”
then Euro ANSWERS this statement with the following…”.. Blacks are the ones who seperate themselves from everyone else. I have lived in the South where many “African American” blacks like to make it a point of HOW THEY WERE MISTREATED IN THE PAST….”
Euro forgot, WITHIN TWO SENTENCES, the reason WHY blacks in the south ARE/WERE SEPARATED from everyone else….could it be…..DUH……because “HOW THEY WERE MISTREATED IN THE PAST??…..by WHITE FOLKS??….”
The sins of the past do not disappear with the election of an african american….ATTITUDES must be changed….and the only way this could happen is when whites stop judging non-whites by their skin color….
Skin color does NOT reflect intelligence, character, or behavior (three aspects that most white people think about when they deal with a non-whites)….
I am a proud american, but for DIFFERENT REASONS than yours euro….your american experience is from native, euro and asian…..mine is from african american…..You miss my point of view because you do not know the history of african americans in the US…because if you did, you would not make such ignorant statements about blacks and ‘race’….
Fortunately, Obama is in office and now, more than ever, you can go and educate yourself about african american history, which is nothing more than AMERICAN HISTORY THAT HAS BEEN NEGLECTED out of our history books……to me, ‘race’ is not a ‘dirty’ word, but rather, a word that conjures up many points of views…..here is the definition, and if you feel dirty after reading this, then you may have some issues…
Racism- a doctrine or teaching, without scientific support, that claims to find racial differences in character, intelligence, etc., that asserts the superiority of one race over another, and that seeks to maintain the supposed purity of a race; any program or practice of racial discrimination, segregation, etc. based on such beliefs.
(Doctrine- 1.a rule or principle that forms the basis of a belief, theory, or policy. 2. a body of ideas, particularly in religion, taught to people as truthful or correct. 3. something taught to people (archaic).)
This country was built on racism (as defined above), and these beliefs die hard with many white people in the US……
Euro, if you don’t believe that you are racist, then don’t feel guilty over racism….
For the first time in history the world celebrated an American President being elected to office. If that don’t tell you something then you are blind. Good job America!!!!
http://www.culturallycool.com
Runninwolf: The WRONG kind of white person.
Ahahahahaha.
Hi louie
Just give me your point about what Noam Chomsky says on barcky .
interestingly, this intellectual of jewish descent criticises the choice of Immanuel Rahm by Obama …
http://www.lemonde.fr/ameriques/visuel/2009/01/16/noam-chomsky-regard-critique-sur-l-amerique_1142592_3222.html
I agree with Chomsky totally on all of his points, Selma…..I know all of the positions that Obama stands on and I know about all of his important cabinet members….the PROBLEM that i am noticing is that MOST OBAMA supporters are PROJECTING their IDEALS in this man….and at the same time, they are NOT reading and/or listening to exactly what he is saying….
Republican supporters are more educated on Obama than most democratic supporters….and this is GOOD for me because I can freely point out their hypocrisies and latent bigotry, while at the same time torture them to no ends that it is THEIR TURN to suffer from policies that are diametrically opposite as theirs….8 yrs of so-called conservative values drove millions of white voters to vote for a non-white man…and i find this enormously hilarious..
The reason I like Obama is for the reasons that Chomsky dislikes him (Chomsky voted for the Green Party, which I have many problems with their policy beliefs, but that’s another story)…..Obama is NOT a bleeding heart liberal…..He is a PRACTICAL POLITICIAN who will choose between the lesser of several Republican created EVILS, and stand on the policies that will help the MIDDLE CLASS FIRST….
The republicans ALWAYS stood for helping out the rich first, then the middle class (example: Recent Bailout), but now we have a president who has the best interests for the MIDDLE CLASS…auto workers, teachers, construction, almost any business that is NOT BASED primarily in the stock market…. the stock market and bankers had their chance to run the country from their perspective and what did it get us??
A Recession..
Obama, on the other hand, will be suggesting policies (domestic and foreign) that in the short run, MANY people are NOT going to like…the reason Obama has so many Clinton people in his cabinet is because Americans FORGOT that in 1993 we were in a Recession from Daddy Bush policies, but by 1996 the economy was booming again…due to some of the very people Obama brought in from those Clinton days…..since Obama is practical, he is NOT going to re-invent the wheel by bringing in FRESH faces during bad times…that is foolish and impractical…
While i agree with most of Chomsky’s statements, I believe he let himself fall in the catagory that i call…..Disgust with Obama hype..
Chomsky, of all people, should have seen the big picture of this election….it was the PERFECT STORM…..There would NOT have been an OBAMA had it not been for George Bush!!!…..that is why i am unbelievably thankful and grateful that Bush was in the white house at the PERFECT TIME….I also grateful for the republicans at this time….had it not been for their foolish policies and their TERMINAL ARROGANCE (immigration policies, anti-union policies, Supreme court nominees who are turning back the clock on minorities, women and the handicapped, etc)…had it not been for them…..White america would not have been so desperate for such a radical change….and Obama was at the right place at the right time….
Sept. 6th, Obama was 7 percentage points behind McCain in the election polls…..then came the BAILOUT….and the american outrage…and McCain representing the RICH…and Obama talking about the Middle class…..and finally, the vote…
…not necessarily in support of Obama (white voters that is), but more of a vote AGAINST what was in congress and the white house……
the loss of life savings, and homes, and jobs…..that has a way of FOCUSING the mind to accept what was unacceptable before…..and that is what happened November 4th….
I always joke with my friends that if America had to do a re-vote on November 5th, Obama would NOT be president…there were MANY white folk who woke up the next day, thought about the implications, and asked themselves, ‘what da hell did i do yesterday?’…
But the deed is done…..and i am unbelievably joyous, and i think it is unbelievably funny to read and hear some white people complain and negate why Obama should be president..
they now got him as president, and they will LIKE IT…whether they like it or not!…….LOL
I just read your conversation and i wanted to say:
For me there is no WHITE culture. I am german and i’ve got a german culture. I don’t mean white and i don’t mean all white people with “german” Its just the culture of this country.germany itself is so multi cultural, african, asian, turkish. and since the 2006 FIFA World Cup in germany everybody here can be proud of being german. No matter the so called “race”.
And so i think we have to be tolerant and we have to have respect for each other.
Peace.
louiecoolgato you see it the same way?
Crake, I see it EXACTLY the same way that you see it!
Thank you for your personal example…..I do hope that americans of all colors will eventually come to think the way you so eloquently expressed…
Multi-cultural tolerance and respect for each other is the key to UNDERSTANDING….
thanks Crake…….
Hey, Svetlana.
… did you ever find out where the #114, Stuff White People like, “America” went to? Or why or how? Or where we could read it, now?
Gracias!
Ruth
Why in the hell is this a race topic?
90% of the “WHITE” people I know voted for Obama.
Half of the comments coming out of this are using the term “white” which assumes all European descendants.
As to having no heritage, I take that personally, I do not have a “white” heritage and there is no “black” heritage. I have my own family heritage where I was on the 4th mayflower because we tried to kill the King of England. I think those who came from Europe long before they made those from other countries come over to get respect and not act as if it is nothing.
As well it seems that people are saying all whites look down on colored people. You need to look around you and move out of your city then. Where I am from most whites think that Asians are super smart, African Americans get more privileges (financial aid)(which is true simply because they live in a higher % of poverty then most whites))
But everyone judges everyone else on appearance right away.
You see a white guy in a suit you think something different then a white guy in baggy clothing and messed up hair.
“..Why in the hell is this a race topic?
90% of the “WHITE” people I know voted for Obama.”
The reason that this is a RACE topic is because there are many americans who happen to be white KEEPS race AS A TOPIC, that’s why.
You are correct Craig when you say that there is no ‘white’ or ‘black’ culture, but it is WHITES who insist on telling non-whites in america that they are white (as if white skin has ‘culture’), not the other way around…
It is ironic that after you state all of the above, you go on and stereotype asians (super smart) and african americans (financial aid)….could it be that those ‘asians’ WORK HARDER than their peers for the educational benefits you see them get….and could it be that african americans received financial aid because THEY APPLIED for it….an application that is OPEN to anyone (regardless of color?)
BTW: it is WHITE PEOPLE who get more financial aid in america than any group in the US….
Finally, you say..”..But everyone judges everyone else on appearance right away….”…..which is an accurate statement..
Whites just judge non-whites much more QUICKLY when they see non-white SKIN…….which is the reason we have racism and bigotry in the US…
hello
Good morning White folks, I know you are just as excited as I am that there is now a Black Man in the White House. Isnt it a beautiful thing, Yes it is.
Free at last
Free at last
thank god almighty
Yall racist assholes
can kiss my black ass
We got a black president People,
PS, if your not a angry white person about the new president, dont take offense, if you are upset
GET THE HELL OVER IT. HAHAHAHA
Which white people? Which America? Do you mean the USA? I don’t know anyone, of any shade, who likes the USA (as a nation personified) that isn’t either a citizen of that nation or simply, well, simple-minded.
Sure, we like San Francisco, the Grand Canyon, the (former) New Orleans, and we LOVE New York. But that’s not the same as saying we like the USA. no, no. no.
PS Americans (US citizens) have the habit of referring to their homeland as “America” — but surely you don’t have to perpetuate the misnomer here? Somewhat exclusionary isn’t it? …for if we live in the Americas (North, South, Central) we are all americans, n’est-ce pas?
It seems to me that age had more to do with it, untill the recently older americans of all back grounds found change hard to cope with. i think it has come to the point where more people are excepting the change, (not that they have a choice, change is for ever) all must get a tight grip on reality, if change stops, “America” will be flung in to a void.
whats race got to do with it then? it does not matter what a persons race is, thats not something anyone can help, its what they can do with the mind they have, if you use it in the purpose to help, even if it goes wrong, atleast you feel good at the end of the day, but aslong as you look at a person, and see race, sex, relgion… you will never find the best person for the job.
Cool, you can have my spot… I’m moving to Australia!
Hey proper white woman kay simple, arent you glad there is a black president of AMERICA. LOL. Its not the United States of North America, just America. DUH…. Anyone with any sense would know that, and if you dont like AMERICA, take your ass somewhere else. And if you are somewhere else, stay your stuck up ass there!!!!
If I want talk about South America, I will say south america, if I want to talk about Canada, I will say canada. If I want to say America, aka, USA, i will take my choice in saying AMERICA. If you have a problem with that, then you can kiss my ass.
good bless AMERICA
my home sweet home.
I agree with you TOTALLY porvash….
Michelle looks ghettofabulous
You look trailerparkflashy yourself, born to be mild.
Hey there R.A.S.!
Thanks for taking the time to respond to my remarks.
Yessiree, I am beside myself with joy about Mr Obama’s election! Very sincerely so. Diversity gets its day! Regime Change in the USA! It is heartening indeed to see the way the people of your country have got behind Barack Obama, turned out to vote (finally) in the recent elections, celebrated his arrival and the turning of the page with exuberance and full hearts, hopeful heads.
He’s a man full of promise for our troubled world, troubled times. He brings badly needed awareness, intelligence, perspective (and colour) to the Very White House: a man of mixed racial, spiritual, and international heritage — biological son of an African muslim, adopted son of an Indonesian, four childhood years on a Muslim Asian island (totalitarian dictator-governed) in the Far East, before returning to non-continental USA, to live with the Euro-descended branch of the family, with middle-class Kansan, community-oriented grandparents not very unlike my own mum and dad. In an essay for the Punahou (his old school) Bulletin, published in 1999, two decades after his high school graduation, he wrote: “The opportunity that Hawaii offered — to experience a variety of cultures in a climate of mutual respect — became an integral part of my world view, and a basis for the values that I hold most dear.”
Damn straight! Hip hip hooray! In the immortal words of the song made famous by the great Etta James: “AT LAST,” (Spent last night celebrating with friends and strangers…)
Your choice words, in explaining your position on the topic I briefly addressed the other day, once more give readers reason to hesitate in embracing the “American mindset”. I do not have a prejudice against the peoples of the USA. I have lived, worked, and taken training in that country; I have made great friends with people who’ve come from the States, or who still reside there, people of many backgrounds and varied shades of skin. I celebrate so much that US culture, concern, and beliefs have contributed to the world.
Rather, I was speaking of the Nation Personified (“America”) and its reflection in the eyes of the denizens of the globe. Things such as its history of violence, at home and abroad, its inconsistencies (hypocrisies) in both foreign and domesic policies, its lack of support and respect for the U.N., its trampling of other people’s freedoms while shouting Freedom’s name from on high, its taking what it wants from whomever it wishes with little regard for law and decency. Things like that result in a situation where the only lovers and defenders of the USA (as a member of the world family of nations) tend to be its own citizens, often skewed in insight by hyper-patriotism, zenophobia, and blatant jingoism, and those outsiders who see only what they want to see. Therefore I questioned the inclusion of “America” in the list of “Stuff White People Like”. Had the list’s authors indicated “white Americans” in lieu of “white people” I’d have never quibbled in the first place. (’nuff said?)
The problems for which the world may criticize the USA provide good and ample reasons for residents of the other “american countries” (those who share these two continents with it) to prefer NOT to be known as “american” so much as by the name given to the citizens of one’s own country. And to be saying “US citizens” or “United Statesers” instead of merely “Americans” would be a silly mouthful indeed. Given that, I remain steadfast in my preference for referring to the country itself as the USA (for the United States OF America – not the united states that ARE America). When travelling abroad, it’s not so uncommon to hear people from the non-american continents refer to all peoples of this side of the planet as “Americans” — not meaning specifically and only US residents. It is there and must be acknowledged – Amerigo Vespucci lent his name to these continents. A legacy of history and colonial exploitation, whether we like it or not. Don’t sweat it, R.A.S.
Sincerely,
Kay
Mistakes were made.
euh , enigma .
hi georgia, 🙂
You don’t know what I look like, imbecile.
Oh, but I can assure you, it’s far from “trailerpark” whatever. Now, get a job.
Or go to night school, or whatever it is you do.
Oh, for God’s sake, quit brown-nosing. If you are white ( a big IF in the UK, nowadays) he won’t like you any better for singing the praises of BHo. Why do you even care? If I live to be 1,000 I will never understand you brits. I know one of you who has nothing but hatred and supposed fear for the Irish (even Americans of Irish descent), yet, adores the more “exotic” peoples. But of course she lives in an all-white neighborhood and sends her children to a predominantly Catholic school (full of scary, Irish-American doctors and lawyers), to avoid racial integration.
Goodbye
Hmm, yeah, most Americans don’t really care how they are viewed by brits, the french or Europeans in general. (except, maybe the Americans described in this blog). You may regard us as philistines. I’m not particularly bothered by that. I do believe we have bailed you out far too many times and should pull our troops out of Europe and let you twist in the wind. I wouldn’t be bothered by that either. I know you have british blogs where you can attack Americans to your heart’s content. Now go find one.
This is a really weird string of discourse. Who’s the British person this commentator is referring to? The book and website list were put together by a fellow Canadian; I guess I thought it was going to be looked at mainly by other Canadians. I saw the book first, at a local bookstore and had some laughs, and then I caught the interview on the CBC. All I did was question the validity of a few items in the list that just seemed not to ring true.
Does anybody out there “get” this?
Apparently this site is pretty hot in the States. Speaking of hot, some of you contributors sure do like to get hot under the collar, eh? Why is it so hard for you to take my thoughts at face value?
That’s the trouble with the web – too impersonal, no inflexion, no body language…
One nice thing about cyberspace discussions though, is that until we choose to put it out there, we’re also colourless, genderless, ageless, weightless, and nationless. Thoughtfulness remains (or lack thereof..)
bye again. K
Kay Simple,
Using the word “american” is not exclusionary, it’s simply convenient grammar. Since the name of our country is U.S.A, american would be the correct adjective to describe a citizen, much like the word Venezuelan is the correct adjective for the word Venezuela. This seems painfully obvious to me and I’m sure in fact to most people, that is those of us who aren’t so fatuous to use the words n’est-ce pas in a sentence.
Perhaps you have noticed the attempt at the Guardian (“things British white people like”) to substitute the word “USAins” or something similar. I mention this because your pseudo-intellectual posing strikes me as similar to that which i read in that paper. So, should we just not use adjectives anymore because you feel so badly about U.S policy?
Also Kay, the simple fact that you wrote a rather LONG reply to a man who told you to kiss his ass makes me wonder who is the one who can’t accept criticism. Hypocrisy indeed. Oh, and Kay, the word is “xenophobia”, not spelled with a z. Wow, you are SO culturally literate.
Christian Lander lives and works in LA. The sentiments are the same for Canadians ( I know many of those too). I am relieved to see your posts are getting shorter, though no less pretentious.
Non.
“as a nation personified???” Does that mean you don’t like Uncle Sam ( a personification of the United States)???
To the mild one: Sorry my spelling mistake offended. (it was very late, I was tired). Seems to me that most folks writing into cyberspace don’t give a rat’s ass for spelling, conventions, anything of that nature – to the point of often becoming unintelligible (sp?).
I am really new at these things (going on-line, talking to strangers). I won’t apologize for my voice. If it comes across as so pretentious, I expect that’s just the generation gap. I don’t know your year of birth, but there’s every likelihood I am of the same vintage as your elderly aunt. About your suggestion – my clarification post said just that – that it would be silly to call people from the US anything other than american(s). (but it’s true that I found overseas they sometimes use the term to mean everybody this side.)(I repeat myself again.)
I just didn’t see the p.o.v., and still don’t, that “America” is so beloved by “white folk”. That was all I wanted to get across, initially. I actually thought the on-line responses to the list were for the creators of the list, that they might see the effect of their provocative tomfoolery (surely this was one of their intentions!) on John Q Public out there. Talk about naive, eh?
Last night I had a look at the video of Lander and that provided a bit better context. Yes, I see he’s gone to L.A. to work. Must be that I was listening with only half an ear to the CBC interview. Why are you guys picking on me so much for having an opinion of my own? Maybe “n’est-ce pas” IS out of fashion. (we’re still using it around here, where I live and work… ) Some of the more current expressions are just as unfamiliar to me, esp. the language of the on-line discussions. I often need my younger family members to interpret for me.
My original remark was brief and succinct. My lengthy response to RAS was meant for that person – who had some strong opinions about my thoughts and so, I felt, was deserving of continued, open dialogue. I really didn’t mean to invite yet another diatribe and get you all excited about what might be motivating me, or even speculate on why I sound the way I do.
Go in peace and be happy. I give up. I shall never again venture an opinion or endeavour to express myself in a venue where I clearly cannot make myself understood, no matter how precise my terms or sincere my intent. Bye, white people.
Pandora,
Exactly! (at last somebody understands!)
“Thank everyone who calls out your faults, your anger, your impatience, your egotism; do this consciously, voluntarily.” Jean Toomer, poet and novelist (1894-1967)
Thanks y’all. That’s it for me, now.
Good riddance Kay. It’s interesting to me that you now pretend to take the high road (“Go in peace and be happy”) AFTER claiming that those of us who do indeed like or even love our country are “simple-minded”. It’s one thing to have a point of view. It’s quite another thing when you try to condescend to people and you can’t even spell.
You’re mistaken. I did not call you on your spelling. If I had, I wouldn’t have changed my name to “Pseudonym.” It appears that there are others who find you as annoying as I do. And my elderly aunt is 84. If you are that old, congratulations on getting this worked up over an event which occurs every four years, or for that matter, over anything at all. I suspect we are closer in age that you assume. Anyhow, spelling errors don’t bother me much, but again, I am NOT “Pseudonym.”
Actually, no, I don’t.
Hey Chris
OK I told a lie: namely, here I am again, answering another comment. Just had to reply, seems another clarification warranted…
IF you check again: I did NOT say that Americans who loved their country were simple-minded! I said the folk who like the US are EITHER the Americans themselves, or outsiders who aren’t seeing the whole picture (simple views). What I said is justtaken from my own experience, what’s true from where I sit — I never claimed any more than that. And I still don’t know any people, white, brown, or other (non-US residents, again)that really like the USA as member of world political community. I dig plenty about your country, have said so more than once in these entries. Have plenty of American friends, etc. etc. Enjoyed immensely the time I passed living, learning, and working there. Please re-check the entries. Everybody’s getting so harsh about this! Sorry if you think I’m condescending and pretentious; truth is, just doing my best to be clear. No personal slights intended whatsoever. Honest.
This thing about the spelling though… c’mon, a gal makes one little typo in the middle of the night…
And a PS to Mild:
– yes, I realize the reply I made was addressed to the wrong contributor. Saw my mistake as soon as I’d posted, but of course, too late by then..
I definitely need to find some way to get some sleep at night. Like I said, I’m an older person (no, not 84 yet, late 50’s only), and yes, I made an error. This whole biz wasn’t about your election (RAS said something about how I felt about that, so I jumped right in with the Whole Story). It was just about an entry in The List that had me a bit puzzled. I mean, so did the Ugly Sweater Party thing. Nobody’s called me down for that one so far, but I won’t rule out its potential for future argument…
yes i do, you look like and asshole. need i say more. 🙂
No. You aren’t able to. Your vocabulary is limited to: fuck, fucking, asshole and bitch. I assume you’re eight years old and English is your second language. If that’s not the case, you may want to consider hunting/gathering as a career, or you can work for the government. They hire submoronic imbeciles all the time.
As a matter of fact, they actively seek them out.
By your parents.
Your right, they allowed me to learn the ability to identify dumbass losers like yourself.
How do you type without opposable thumbs?
I’m American. I love America. I don’t care one iotta for France. I’m quite happy that they don’t like us. It’s been that way for years. What countries do you refer to who don’t like us?????? But yet, what people is America made up of????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What is the story with Obama’s mother and father? Who are/were they? I thought I saw a commercial during the campaign about him and is grand parents, but that’s about it.
Kay Temple is married to Enigmama and they’re still trying to work out the kinks in their marriage. So far Kay can’t get Enigmama to even take his shoes off so she can get to his pants. It is true that they have twin matching computers, but they keep them in separate rooms so Eniggie can play with himself without feeling self conscience. Poor little guy. We’re praying for you, but keep in mind she is your last chance. You both are at the bottom of the barrel.
Tootalou bitch.
Hi Buttfuckedaroo, you are now back from your lil vacation and you just couldnt keep my name out your mouth. Damn, I knew my nuts tasted good in your mouth but DAMN, you had to let everyone in america that you liked them that much too. So you lil horse fucking worm, your going to creep from spot to spot talking about me behind my back. I dont know who kay temple is, but they need to smack the shit out of you after i do. Look you lil faggot, get back to asian girls and enjoy your buttfucking that john r has in store for you. LOL.
Oh yeah, to all who are interested in finding out what is going on, go to the asian girl blog sight and look for ‘Mr enigma da director stories, # 1 thru 10. You will learn something new and exciting about buttaroo and his horse.
🙂
keep fucking with me bitch.
I knew your black little heart couldn’t wait for my return. And, of course you couldn’t keep from saying something. Your director stories flow of endless, useless, uncreative, verbosity and not worthy of my reading, let alone, my comment.
….can you say stupid american?…..it’s easy….just say steve!
beeeeotch!
the same way you type without a brain between your ears….
beeeeotch.
so does your momma!
Kay, you are nauseating, pretentious, hypocritical and obviously Canadian. You are an embarrassment. Please, for the love of God, shut up.
From a fellow Canadian.
Glad to hear it, now get the hell on and let me do what I do, As you could see, I have bigger racist to play with and I no longer need to piss you off, it would be wise to leave it that way buttaroo. Just alil word to the wise. Hop on Paint and ride off into the sunset and leave me be, or you may be reading about Paint hoping on YOU and riding you into the nite. Quit will your ahead.
🙂
The government recruiters must be pounding on your door all the time then. You fit your own disciption perfectly. OH yeah, your forgot to put into my vocabulary suck my dick, kiss my ass and go fu…., errr, go to hell.
🙂
No, they don’t pound on my door. I am not a protected minority and would only annoy the legions of loafers by doing actual work. And I think I’ll pass on the ass-kissing, etc. I’m sure you can find countless “young ladies” that would be more than willing to do that, hanging out on every other stoop. As for going to hell, thanks to people like you, it appears I already live there.
My mother looks nothing like “awwwnt esther”
Hey, ole buddy you said, “Quit will your ahead.” Daaaaaa. Also, you have never pissed me off. Can’t be done. As much crap as I dish out I get back. If I got pissed off at words; I would have been dead many years ago. Piss on me and that’s a whole different story.
You call me a racists. That’s shows how little you know and how off your perceptions are.
I’ll be on may way; more to come later. Oh yeh, I’m way way way ahead of enigmama’s mother’s alil boy. Remember. Stay in your sand box.
damn….that’s cold
LOL
your momma cleans aunt esther’s toilets and probably looks like a horse’s ass….
beeeotch.
You’re not intelligent enough to argue with. You’re boring me. Say something of substance and I may continue playing.
I did before the election- now will sell my citizenship to highest bidder….. any takers?
just drop your citizenship on the beach shore and start swimming beeotch. you been in the country too long already.
did i say that i was arguing with you beeotch? if you don’t like my tone of voice then move the f*** on, otherwise, stand still and take my wrath like the beeeotch that you are!
ha ha ha….beeotch.
Louiecoolcatturd, you still spreading your pseudo-intellectual nonsense on this blog? By the way, Obama has been president for 10 days now and the world is still not perfect. WTF? I thought you and the rest of the left-wing idiots said Obama will make everything allright. HAHA. You are still a douche bag.
Buttfuckaro, its time for you to get a life.
Hey Sarah-
The rest of the country just called. We want you to stop being a fucking bitch! Enjoy your first ammendment rights!
Yeah same here, he is already ruining this country…we are all going to be wearing red stars and gray outfits soon…and having to lie about how “beautiful Michelle is haha”
Eh…
Not anymore.
take your obamination opinionation and place some dynamite with deep penetration up your ass for detonation.
you ignorant beeotch.
Watch it suckah.
It knows how to rhyme.
well well well…..back from the dead….the one…the only….Mr. nobama….
and i see that you are still an asswipe…
some things never change.
and you know how to read.
beeotch.
Maybe YOU will be wearing red stars, but not me.
Grey or butternut is ok though.
😉
Wow. I thought this was a funny site. Until I started reading the posts. What a bunch of racists. I don’t think I wanna know what White People like anymore! 😦
America will hopefully become better now. But white people of Europe (and rest of the world) usually dislike America, the people of America.
fuck ya
You obviously haven’t been out of the country dip shit. I have not been anywhere in the world and not have people think Americans are cool. It’s our government policies they don’t like, particularly the Bush ones. Believe me, there are many others than Americans, who are sophisticated enough to distinguish the difference.
you mean the WHITE PEOPLE of america. we non-whites don’t go over there as much as our white counterparts..
noaboo,
You’re an unpleasant little retarded fuck. I have a perfect life and one which you know nothing about. Eat your heart out gopher hole fucker.
Buckaroo to you beeeochh
Why would you assume it would become better? Are you too young to remember the Carter years? Inflation, 1/2 mile-long gas lines, American hostages in Iran (miraculously set free on the day of Reagan’s inaguration) and a president unwilling to do anything about it? This is what you get when you try to appease those who dislike us.
yeah what did it cost you?
Who let you out of your cage??
You don’t speak for the rest of the country. Sarah is showing BHo the same amount of respect liberals showed Bush when they threatened to leave the country. Empty promises.
Careful what you wish for fool.
and who let you out of the pigsty?
beeotch.
I agree….one thing we know they don’t like is black people.
sigh… so what
Um, it’s pretty common knowledge now that the hostage release had already been negotiated, but the persons doing the negotiating (Bush sr, among them)asked they be held an extra month so they could be released on Reagan’s inauguration.
I think maybe a bunch of people were running a google search on white people and were dissapointed this wasn’t a Klan site.
You just dont know when to quit do you. Well buttfuckaroo, since you decided to keep coming back for more, I will be more than happy with writing about you being deep in love with your lover Paint the horse. You will be pleased to see how I give your love affair between you and your horse the attention it truly deserves.
Put alil brains in your head, and take the horse dick outta your ass.
🙂
But Im sure you can find a couple of boys to kiss your ass, you always kissing their asses, why dont they ever return the favor. And I guess with all your trailer trash friends around, you would think that your in hell. LOL
🙂
http://www.dizzler.com/music/George_Carlin/Dumb_Americans
RIP George
Prove it.
My thoughts exactly. If you scroll down and read the posts by non-whites you will see just how racists THEY are. I, personally, could not care less if someone dislikes me simply because of my race. But the double standard is galling. The whole point of this blog is to demonstrate the hypocrisy of white liberals who pay lip service to issues such as racism and then live their lives as isolated as possible from the black american community. They never elected Jesse Jackson. They did vote for a half-white, half-Kenyan man (raised by whites) whom they felt was more like them.
It’s true, dumb ass. It was widely reported in news sources at the time.
The son of a bitch isn’t dead yet. Watch out the Bushies may morph and rise again. Heaven forbid.
Do you believe everything you read in the NYTimes? Don’t. They pick and chooses what they cover to support thier views. Don’t talk to me anymore you moron.
Bush didn’t do anything to deserve our respect. Mr. Obama has been president for 12 days. Give him a break.
Hey Sarah, don’t let the door hit you on the way out!
Bush was a disaster precisely because he abandoned conservative ideals. Obama is already well on his way to being a disaster because he never had any. Liberals despised Bush not because of his politics ( he was actually more inclusive of minorities in his administration than Clinton ever was, he tripled the amount of aid money sent to Africa, and he welcomed illegal aliens) but because AlGore got the majority of the popular vote, libs felt cheated. They did not feel cheated, however, when Hilary won the popular vote and lost the nomination. And presidents are not “owed” respect.
Amen brother
Um, note he was talking about George *Carlin*, not George Bush.
Okay, I stand corrected. The name, George, drives me up a tree and howling at the moon. I hope his agony subsides.
this not his
haha owned.
I must say, most of these are 1000% dead on. However, America is something I would say upper-middle class white liberal elitist hipsters really aren’t super-enthused about.
See below:
#117 – Political Prisoners (which these people believe America has a hand in prosecuting)
#94 – Free healthcare – which we dont have. (no one has it, but dont tell these people that)
#82 – Hating corporations
#59 – Natural Medicine – Western thought dominates american medicine
#58 – Japan – dont know if I agree with this one
#48 – Threatening to move to canada (trust me, they dont want you)
borntobedumb,
Who the hell mentioned the New Your Times? Talk about a bait and switch, I’m not falling for it. Now, argue fact with fact, dumb ass. I probably have the same point of view that you have concerning the NYT, but that wasn’t the point. What part of the truth don’t you understand? Jeezus H. Kryst, your kind of dumb is beyond belief.
The hostages where held 444 days and since Carter sent a rescue mission (it failed in flame in the desert) among other things and pissed them there sand monkeys off big time, they would not appear to give in to Carter and waited until Reagan was president. In addition, Carter united Begin and Sadat in a peace accord and the rest of the sand monkeys were even more pissed about that. Hammas and all that shit in the yearly days.
So much for the history you missed out on, dumb ass. One more lesson. There is this thing called Wikipedia, just don’t rely on me. Type in: “Iranian hostage crisis” and there it is. Fuck are you ignorant. You’re worse than Mississippi dumb.
I need to visit the countries your visiting because all the ones I’ve been to hate most all aspects of Americans and American life (i.e. FSUs, U.K., Germany, Italy, Spain, India, Middle East, China, Japan, Thailand, Australia, Indonesia). Maybe it is because I am visiting working areas and not the tourist areas but I have had very candid discussions with locals all over the world and have come to the conclusion that were are pretty much hated. I think much of this comes from their local media outlets and other propaganda but none the less it is still their impression of us.
Just curious – are you signing off as “beeotch”, is it just part of your speech, or are referring to someone being a “beeotch”?
http://www.victorhanson.com/articles/hanson012209.html
India hates all aspects of Americans and American life? You have absolutely no idea what you’re talking. Or you’re just exaggerating. Most people couldn’t give less of a shit about the United States, and those who do tend to have a vaguely positive view of it mainly because of the nuclear deal. I lived there for a year and also had “candid discussions” with “locals”.
You need to get your facts straight MORON!
The Iranians HATED Carter and REFUSED to release them until Carter was gone.
It had NOTHING to do with Reagan or his team.
Buckapoo, you are the dumb ass!!
You didn’t say anything that borntobemild disagreed with.
Tedder made it sound like it was some kind of conspricy that Reagan cooked up to win the election. But YOU just proved it had NOTHING to do with Reagan and EVERYTHING to do with Carter.
America Fuck Yeah! Time to break out the Natual Light, Monster trucks, Guns, and Women! Damn Its good to be an American! Its the best Brand in the World! When we sneeze the whole Mud ball Catches Cold! Dont Mess with us we will kill you in your sleep on Christmas!! Damn I love my Country! If I could Id tatoo the Presidents Seal on my Ass! …… Dammit I will !
it depends on how YOU take it..
beeotch.
wtf… so much hating… i can’t even tell where the original comments begin ><
although i guess that was the point when they posted this… why can’t trolls just take things in stride, laugh, and move on?
time for people to hate on me even though i didn’t say anything controversial 😀
If people outside of America really dislike America, they sure have me fooled. In the few countries I’ve been to, the people do nothing but love Americans and our culture. They listen to our music, wear our clothes, watch our movies, and surprisingly even drive some of our better cars. It’s been my experience that people are extremely friendly to Americans, but in places like France they can get a little irritated with Americans who assume everyone speaks English. It seems to me that it’s the American media that loves to tell the American public that people around the world hate us. I realize of course that some people hate Americans and think we’re rude assholes…but there are way more Americans that call French people pussies and so forth. People that have brains don’t hate others simply for being from another city, state, province, country, whatever.
is there an actual story to go with this or just a picture of that stupid asshole that got elected president?
oh i forgot to say he was elected by white guilt… i woulda thought swpl woulda been all over that.
“barack the magic negro lives in DC”
I’m a dumb ass. Well ain’t that some wild thinking. Teddy, what the hell are you trying to say. First I’m a dumb ass, and then I’m correct in my proof. Am I caught is some kind of irony warp?
This post got all fucked up. It’s for Ted way up above but ended up here. Ah screw it.
prest-o
change-o!
david is beeotch assed estupid-o!!
STFU and get used to looking at that picture for at least four more years, beeeeotch.
White guilt? Wanna talk about white guilt? How about the criminals that just vacated the White House? The Bushies are lucky that There are more pressing issues that are facing the country than hauling them in front of a tribunal and tossing them in Gitmo for an eternity of Sundays.
Get used to a REAL man in the White House.
We all know that you have a crush on Karl Rove……beeeeotch!
Oh crap, I’m gonna be late for yoga.
DPR
damn it feels good to be white.
i did exactly this. in fact, that might even be me in that photo. i went to a private school. got my degree in business. then i took off and did a “euro trip” for 3 months. i had sex with lots of foreign white girls which was also great since the only thing hotter than a white girl is a foreign white girl. then i came back and worked in white corporate America with a speckle of indians and jews. I lived in a very white and expensive neighborhood which i could afford with my white salary. i got sick of having 2 weeks of vacation and i told my white boss that i’m quitting. since i’m white he told me why quit, just go on sabattical, this way you can keep your white benefits while you are gone. this proved to be a great white idea since i was able to have health care while not working at all. i then went on a 1 year, 30 country tour where i spent lots of my white money into their nonwhite economies making sure my white ass is having an amazing time. and any time some filthy non-white beggar asked me for some of my white money i told him to go fuck himself. once i even kicked one since he wouldn’t get off me. but this is no different than how i behave here in america. except that here i usually throw in get a job, mcdonalds is hiring. since in america, that’s actually an option. even today, with our white recession and our black/white president. but, over in africa and india, i couldn’t really say that since well, there really are no jobs for them. i mean, no hope. their non white economies are pathetic. completely pathetic. their main local industry is white tourism. without us white people. they’re fucked. completely fucked. their only hope is to move to a white country. especially one that’s accepting and will take them like America. wow, damn it feels good to be white AND American.
i would’ve completely been pissed if i got fucked and was born in a non white country.
on that note, this blog is racist, but racism is funny like that. except when it’s about blacks or jews, because white people dont like that type of racism. that’s a no no. unless dave chappelle is doing it. then white people REALLY like it. they also really love racism directed at white people. because of their white guilt over something neither they or anyone living were ever a part of. oh, and they especially like racism directed at asians, cause fuck them, they’re short and always seem happy anyway.
overall point. actually serious:
everyone is a racist. it’s human nature. look up the definition of racism and educate yourself. just calling a human white or black is already racist. whoever writes this blog, quit your racist bigotry and get a fucking clue. we’re all human. now if we could maybe one day get there (we are nowhere near it, not even fucking close) and maybe even get rid of nationalities and other bullshit like religion, we’d all be happier. imagine that mr lennon, though too bad he was white. but we wont, we’re just stupid mammals.
and damn it feels good to be a white mammal.
Truth? We like your money. We don’t like you.
We don’t completely hate you, though.
I question that.
Yeah, but you love our teeth.
damn it feels good to be white.
i did exactly this. in fact, that might even be me in that photo. i went to a private school. got my degree in business. then i took off and did a “euro trip” for 3 months. i had sex with lots of foreign white girls which was also great since the only thing hotter than a white girl is a foreign white girl. then i came back and worked in white corporate America with a speckle of indians and jews. I lived in a very white and expensive neighborhood which i could afford with my white salary. i got sick of having 2 weeks of vacation and i told my white boss that i’m quitting. since i’m white he told me why quit, just go on sabattical, this way you can keep your white benefits while you are gone. this proved to be a great white idea since i was able to have health care while not working at all. i then went on a 1 year, 30 country tour where i spent lots of my white money into their nonwhite economies making sure my white ass is having an amazing time. and any time some filthy non-white beggar asked me for some of my white money i told him to go fuck himself. once i even kicked one since he wouldn’t get off me. but this is no different than how i behave here in america. except that here i usually throw in get a job, mcdonalds is hiring. since in america, that’s actually an option. even today, with our white recession and our black/white president. but, over in africa and india, i couldn’t really say that since well, there really are no jobs for them. i mean, no hope. their non white economies are pathetic. completely pathetic. their main local industry is white tourism. without us white people. they’re fucked. completely fucked. their only hope is to move to a white country. especially one that’s accepting and will take them like America. wow, damn it feels good to be white AND American.
i would’ve completely been pissed if i got fucked and was born in a non white country.
on that note, this blog is racist, but racism is funny like that. except when it’s about blacks or jews, because white people dont like that type of racism. that’s a no no. unless dave chappelle is doing it. then white people REALLY like it. they also really love racism directed at white people. because of their white guilt over something neither they or anyone living were ever a part of. oh, and they especially like racism directed at asians, cause fuck them, they’re short and always seem happy anyway.
overall point. actually serious:
everyone is a racist. it’s human nature. look up the definition of racism and educate yourself. just calling a human white or black is already racist. whoever writes this blog, quit your racist bigotry and get a fucking clue. we’re all human. now if we could maybe one day get there (we are nowhere near it, not even fucking close) and maybe even get rid of nationalities and other bullshit like religion, we’d all be happier. imagine that mr lennon, though too bad he was white. but we wont, we’re just stupid mammals.
and damn it feels good to be a white mammal
I’m for that.. Clander is the one who writes this blog… He’s a complete stroke!
Our money, eh? America’s got a lot of people, it sounds like a personal problem.
It’s nice to know that Mr. Obscure speaks for his entire population. But we don’t completely hate you.
I hate you so much that I’m actually not going to hate on you, despite the fact that you requested it. Take that.
Knowing that one is not perfect, isn’t that partially the same as knowing one can get better?
I know someone else who loves america.
http://www.feedhimtothepigs.com/?p=205
ann coulter loves HERSELF. dat beeeotch.
It’s even better to be a white mammal being screwed by a black mammal! Feel ‘tha love’…
beeeotch.
America america where have you been all my life…I know go to http://www.thegreenlions.com
Most of the bigotry and intolerance on this site is in the comments section.
lol, nice reply bro
I’d ask how much she pays for the blow, but I think she doesn’t pay with money……
next time look at her knees. All scratched up and deep red. That says it all.
I was referring to coke. But still funny.
Gawd…you are SO stupid, you drank the Koolaid, didn’t you(something most white people like but will never admit to, while drinking their carob matcha Hemp milk lattes)?
Nobody likes Americans. Obama is the only good thing they have going for them right now and your cars, even the better ones are worse than awful.
Having lived in the US for 18 months and met more than a lifetime’s fair share of ignorant, self-imortant Americans, I can honestly say…NO, White people do not like “Americans”.
At least not white people with an ounce of self-respect or an IQ over 79.
No wonder….
How ironic yet typical. A European that claims Americans are stupid and narcissistic yet he chose to move there.
The truth is that because of its social mobility, economic prosperity, and effectual democratic system of government, the United States of America IS way better than where ever the fuck you he from.
America dominates. As soon as you quit choking on the awesome taste of freedom, relax a bit and enjoy living in the best nation in the world.
FYI the world hates american administration – on every level possible,just maybe,but indeed do have admiration & liking for americans in general (except the politicians,that is).the music,the food,attitude,etc.i believe americans are good people but should be otherwise once they get involved with their bitchy counterpart (is__lis).
yours truly,your short asian friend
I love Ann Coulter.
About your hair: try a good shampoo and deep conditioner. You’ll be back to normal in no time.
That’s just racist.
That’s a racist comment.
Is this website for real? I keep looking to find a place that reveals it’s a rouge (spelling?). I found this site after “googling” How To Make Money with a Non Profit Organization. I am utterly amazed at the amount of time someone took to create this webpage. I know, I know, it’s America and you have the right to do create whatever webpage you want to. That’s was freedom on the web is about right? I’m just surprised that when there is so much heart ache in the world and so much suffering that this couldn’t have been used to actually benefit someone. I am creating a non profit organization to help hurting people, physically, emotionally, and spiritually. I’m sad to have found this website. It is very witty and whoever is the creator could use their talent to do much better things in this big world we all call home. Sorry if you’re not in agreement, but I believe we’re all put on this earth and one thing we should be doing is giving back. No, I’m not white, I’m an American of mixed heritage. Black, Venezuelan, Native American, Swedish, French, and West Indian to be exact……but that’s like most Americans. Let’s stop focusing on privelage because of our race, but work to bridge the gap and explore the beauty of our DIFFERENCES instead. God bless.
I think I can sleep tonight knowing that the Obamas have chosen their new dog.
Uhh… I believe this is a humor blog.
Welcome to the third world.
I’m sorry.
Some people are able to do positive things AND are able to have fun. Oh no! there is suffering! We can’t enjoy ourselves! If you want to engage in self-flagellation, be my guest, but leave the rest of us alone.
that comment is not racist. tell me how does scratched up red knees be a racist statement?
i’d love ann coulter too, but only if she’s face down a** up!
ha ha ha
WTF??
“look up the definition of racism and educate yourself. ”
Better: try to find any specific mention of “racism” anywhere in literature prior to the hatching of “Leon” Lev Bronstein “Trotsky”. Bonus points for citing sources outside the white canon, -9000 points for citing Merchant of Venice, which actually proves my point.
I’ve read the Vedas, the Sutras, lots of koans, a bit of the Koran, Confucius, the oral history of the American Indian, the code of Justinian, post-Magna Carta common law jurisprudence, and I’m just not seeing anything there about this anti-racism jag “Trotsky” is on about.
Yeah Dink…nail…head…hammer…HIT!
Yeah, that Bush built for us over these 8 years.
I hope Obama can fix it.
Obama’s BLACK?!
Considering the behavior of the stock market and the drunken-sailor spending, I wouldn’t hold my breath. Get ready for the Era of Mad Max.
I’m not.
You are racist.
Your comment is racist.
That is so racist
All due to the Great Humungous, Commandant George W. and his den of thieves.
oh well.
since when does face down a** up equals racism? and all these years i thought is was just one of numerous types of sex positions.
ha ha ha. shaddap beeotch.
Are you Keith Olbermann?
Apparently, you havent heard. Everyone is racist.
No.
OMG!! That is sooooo racist!!
I am if you are Rush Limbaugh.
so this is the line you say to your significant other when you are horny:
“uh, hey baby, I’m horny. Let’s go upstairs and do some serious racist-ing in the bedroom, and make sure you get into my favorite position: you face down, and your a** up!”
If racism is the new way of sex, then fuck it!
I like Limbaugh. Have been listening to him for over 20 years. I prefer Savage, though, and I like Mark Levin. Rush is not as conservative as I would like. Why would you assume I would be insulted by your comment (I assume that was your intention)? Is there anything in any of my comments that would lead you to believe that I have nothing but contempt for left-wingers? I read this blog because it confirms what I already know: that ignorant, yet overeducated urban liberals are pretentious hypocrites.
That is racist.
It’s all the rage. Racist is the new black.
When do I get my stimulus check. I’m running out of chewing gum and tampax.
aah, you showeth your true nature borntobemild. I merely stated an opposite:
Olbermann is an opposite to Limbaugh in political stances.
And from just merely stating Limbaugh’s name, you give us your neo-conservative diatribe about liberalism and left wingers.
You are a fine example of a sensitive conservative. State one word that you interpret as an attack or insult and you run with it to tell us your political leanings.
It seems like you and those left winger, overeducated urban liberals have more in common than you thought! It seems that both you and liberals make unfounded conclusions on little evidence.
sexist too!
a) I never hid my “true nature.” I am quite happy with it.
b) I am not a neo-conservative; I am a paleo-conservative (look it up).
c) I am proudly INsensitive. I was simply EXPLAINING my political stance.
and d) ???? makes no sense. I do like hummus, though.
Just the picture. It’s supposed to be obvious or something. Or maybe clander get Obamatingles in his pants or leg or whatever.
That is even more racist.
I call shenanigans!
Do any of you know what a neo-conservative is?
I believe they equate it with neo-nazi b/c of the “neo”?
Why? No one is trying to trick you.
I know very well what a neo-con is.
And I would imagine most neo-cons would detest nazis.
By the way, there is no legitimate way to make money with a non-profit.
that is why it is called a NON-PROFIT.
duhhhh..
Read the above post, duh.
I’ll go blind!!
I have to call BS on this one. Liberals hate america.
read the post above the above post, DUH.
??? Oh, never mind.
I believe you hate America. You don’t have the common decency to capitalize America, or is that due to a lack of education. If the later is the case what you say doesn’t count.
your answer is racist.
I know.
I call BS on you. I love America. In fact, the United States of America was founded by Liberals. Conservatives were usually loyal to the British crown. The idea of a Democratic government was so leftist in the late 18th century that many considered it radical and dangerous. Conservatives have, historically, been against civil liberties, especially for “common folk”. Liberals not only embrace civil liberties, but know that they are part of the foundation of America.
So I am a liberal who loves my country. Sometimes I criticize it because I feel disappointed in it. But that is because I care and want to see this great nation prosper.
Ooohhh, and he is soo articulate.
The writers are making, what they feel to be, good use of their time. They are witty as you said and could be using it in the opposite direction as many hate-mongers do. Instead they are directing their efforts to find humor in the issue of race, which in itself – is a very NOT funny. Thats what comedians and satirist do. They have always had their place in history and will always have their place in groups of friends, because “people” as groups, tend to take themselves too seriously. “Lighten up,” though it can be a dangerous expression when it is coupled with “moral decay” is very appropriate when it comes to race/stereotypes/prejudices. If we’d just lighten up and laugh at ourslves- then the embracing of our DIFFERENCES would come much easier, because we wouldnt think so highly of “ourselves” that we couldnt accept said differences.
They’re doing a fine work – as fine as the one you wish to accomplish. Though again – i understand your point Encourage, the writer here to continue to use his gifts in such a positive direction – and maybe they will venture into other fields of helping mankind as a whole. But it wont happen if they’re criticized
dreddpyrateroberts´s response is very cleary one a white person would like
Well last time I checked…. yup, still white.
We all love America or we wouldn’t be reading this blog or any other! We love our freedom of rights and reading and writing. Lucky us. We’re just letting more people into “the club.”
http://muttslikeme.wordpress.com/
I agree
so if someone doesnt capitalize the “A” in america..they hate america.
haha that was probably one of the most retarded comments i’ve ever read. your “patriotism” moves me haha
i.love.america.
and im not white (phew)
I am a white person. I completely agree with this comment. Thus, white people agree with this comment.
I never liked America since I was a kid. I think it had to do with having better candy.
I forgot to add in Canada.
So it should read:
I never liked America since I was a kid. I think it had to do with having better candy in Canada.
YOU hate America because you don’t use proper punctuation. Everybody knows that’s a sign of a very unpatriotic person. Or is it due to lack of education ???????
P.S., the word you’re looking for is “latter,” not “later.”
I can somewhat agree with this one, but there are a lot of white people who say they do not like America. If you ask them why they sometimes have answers that sound good but are mainly just used to seem progressive, different, and socially aware. Not liking America is easy, but to have real reasons can be sort of depressing. For instance America was built on slavery and when that became unacceptable here it was just shipped overseas. Look at the clothes you are wearing, the little toy you just bought your kid. Finding the cheapest market is part of business but America has made it into a science. I think somehow this affects the souls of everyone that is put into this cycle. celexa, cymbalta, prozac, zoloft, paxil, centrax, valium all of these medications are prescribed to millions for what reason?
Olbermann isn’t a political diatribe to Limbaugh… he’s more of a political diatribe to O’Reilly.
Since Limbaugh is a conservative talk radio host, to find a diatribe to him you have to search on liberal talk radio. Talk radio is its own unique world where 100% unapologetic extremism has been elevated to a revered art form; you can’t find that on TV.
The problem is that liberals mostly appeared on the talk radio scene to complain about how conservatives dominate it. And in doing so, they started using the same dirty tricks the conservatives had already mastered. It comes off as weak sauce. Consequently, there aren’t any liberal talk radio personalities that are as well-known as Olbermann, even though it’s easy to find perfect examples of political nutjobs from both sides on the airwaves.
This is why I don’t listen to any kind talk radio, even liberal.
Sorry, make that “any kind of political talk radio.”
Actually, I just read the whole book and it should be called “Stuff Liberals Like”. Everything in this book is about the typical shallow, fake, bleeding heart liberal who hates the US and everything it stand for (except now they somewhat like it because Obama is president).
I thought it was just too funny and too true and had to buy it. I think I’ll stick it on my desk at work since I live in Portland and surrounded by a sea of dumb liberals. I’ll see if I can get one of the dunderheads to read it and watch if they can pick out that the book makes fun of their pathetic little lives.
Liberal = highly educated idiot
BTW: What was the stock market like just two years ago and what has happened to it since the Dems took over? Wake up dorks and stop blaming JUST “Bush”, like he was in charge of the world up until Barry took over. So dumb!
I can think of a better place you can stick the book.
assclown…
finally someone with their head on straight about economics, I do enjoy the sarcasm in this book though.
christian,
love your blog.
it reminds me of my friends. . .
It reminds me of the city i live in, san francisco.
but barack obama is the biggest flake to ever be elected president. the biggest empty suit to ever hold this highest office.
no wonder white people like him. at least the white people that you speak of.
Wow, logic and San Fran don’t usually mix. Thank you for the optimism.
And I guess YOUR candidate had better ideas for this country, well as the saying goes, may the best man win. Guess what, he did. LOL, get over it Markie Mark, you and all your funky bunch sore losers will just have to deal with it for the next four, maybe eight years.
Biggest flake= who cares, he is your president. Get over it.
Empty suit= who cares, he is your president. Get over it.
Your candidate lost= both you and he are LOSERS. Get use to it. As you said…
“no wonder white people like him. at least the white people that you speak of.”
Guess what, they are the only ones that matter. Loser
put alil love in your heart
🙂
enigmama,
I agree 100%. That’s probably the last time that will ever happen, but there is hope.
Talking shit about a politician is for white people, but talking shit about someone who is talking shit about a politician you like is SUPER WHITE.
and fucking gay too
did you consider GWB to be your leader?
its our god given right as Americans to not approve of our elected officials……..so no, you get over it.
Yep, I did consider him the president, for a while, I even approved some of his actions. Basically, I GAVE HIM A CHANCE…..DUMB ASS!!!!!!! Good grief. You are soo right, it is your god given right as an american to not approve of our elected leader, but it is also my god given right to call you an impatient DUMB ASS for saying stupid shit. You sore LOSER, love em, hate em, hide in the middle, either way, he is YOUR PRESIDENT. YOU GET OVER IT. I’m happy, my candidate won. Did your’s. HAHAHA
put alil love in your heart
🙂
You sucking my balls is gay too beeotch, but you still do it. What does that say about you. Who is your candidate, from the tone of your blog, I think I know. Oh well, get over it. Obamas your president now. HAHA
put alil love in your heart
🙂
I gave him a chance until he almost choked on a PRETZEL!
Yes, it is your god given right as american to not approve of our elected officials…..but if you show disapproval, you are usually on the losing side of the political spectrum….
thus, by definition, you are a
LOSER.
get USED to it..
The USA would have been better with no president for the next four years than to have elected this idiot Obongo.
Plus, Negroes should not run countries. They have a 100% failure rate.
Regardless of who the president is, you should speak about it in a more mature manner and show that you are educated and have the knowledge to critique what is going on in the political realm. None of the posts on here have shown any semblance of true intelligence or constructive criticism. The best way to change anything is to work with others and not call them out in front of everyone, but instead to do your best to come to compromises. I’m not a fan of Obama, but he is only a person. People make mistakes, his just happen to be on the news daily.
Ok, now I’m more convinced than ever that you are only speaking about white Americans. Everything I’ve read so far doesn’t apply to anybody I know – (still kinda funny but not very accurate) – except the bang thing – and that only really applies to slutty 16 year olds over here (Canada – which im sure you have tons of other innacutate hillarious things to say about) I really feel bad for you if the white people you deal with are this sadly stereotypical. Must be hard to deal with…
Look it’s the superior race (of assholes) speaking nonsence and propaganda. Last time I checked, the economic condition america is in was lead by a…….hmmmm, dare I say, white man. America elected a black man to clean up your former presidents mess. Don’t get mad John, just because YOUR candidate LOST, don’t mean all is lost with the world, it just mean you were on the losing team. HAHAHA. Be as it may, as pissed as you are, as mad as you may be, as disappointed as you may feel, the fact of the matter is, YOU HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT!!!!! Get used to it.
As for the 100% failure rate for ‘negroes’, just remember this lil fun fact, there is a 1001% chance that your president is black and there is not a thing you can do about it. LOL. I just like saying that. Now head back to your trailer park home and just stay there for the next 4 to 8 years. Go back to the loving arms of your second cousin wife and belly ache to him because nobody gives a ratts ass how you feel!!! You are now dismissed beeeotch!!!!
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Listen, I’m pretty white. I’m vegetarian, listen to classical music and drive a German car. But Obama isn’t on my list. Yes, he may be better than Bush, but give it a year or two and he will be the new ‘approved black person to hate'(replacing Mugabe).
I’m sorry, but being a ‘person of colour’ does not trump white hatred for the American project.
Remember, there was a time when Muslims were pro-Bush(pre-9/11). The world changes. It will change for Obama too.
you stupid beeetch. How the hell can Obama be the ‘new Mugabe’ when the country he was voted to lead is 75% white and he is black? Last time i checked, Mugabe led an African country that is almost 100% african!
STFU on the analogies. You make yourself sound like an ignorant bigot.
Negroes, also known as African Americans (whether they have ever been to Africa or not), also known as black people, persons of color etc. etc. Should never be allowed to run a country, they have a 100% failure rate.
My blood type is o negative.
But…….I’m sorry to tell yall Americans,
Black means darkness, you can never trust the dark, it has no light and never reveals the truth.
White means light, meaning born of the truth and forever towards it.
It is so that no matter how many trials and tribulations a black person goes through he still comes out the same and reverts back to what white people have above black people without being passive agressive.
Blacks talk and want money no matter how many blacks there are, but slur hatred and murder for domesticated white suburbia, money rules over body. Blacks have and always will be materialistic as whites, no matter how small , we all started out basic. But are wanting of the same car and house as whites, no matter the earthly cost.
When a black person is half white, they never reveal the truth about there ancestory, which is true for suspected lieing whites as well. Half-race Mothers will always prefer white over black children.
I would say that this world has along way to go before the whole truth can be revealed because we have so many non-believers of truth and liers amongst us and humans are not the only breed or power on this earth, an earth to which we have found no rival in the universe.
But i would also say that if your not sure then don’t do it.
Don’t have more children.
Don’t try to be something your not. Don’t tell lies.
Don’t try to win. Don’t lose out. Don’t care. Don’t judge.
Don’t become what other people tell you. Don’t believe every detail. And last ….. Do not TRUST!.
Hey Christian… It appears that you have the wrong type of white people writing comments in your blog!
Ok i agree that knowledge is a powerful tool to enhancing your life, and i agree that in certain arenas calling someone a shit-sack is not the best of choices.
However the idea of maturity in an argument is the most over-rated turd sandwhich that western society tries to shove down our throats. A theory can be supported by any number of truth claims, evolution v. creationism and communism v. capitalism being some obvious ones. But the very idea of fact within western society has been warped to mean that someones opinion counts as truth.
Give me the most reasoned, mature, well mannered debator of any political and social denomination and i can reduce them (in person) to a raging lunatic with a few choice insults. How valid is reason when all people are at heart are egoic pricks? The problem is that for some reason, people need society to be just like them. The idea that intelligent debate will change the world, to me any way, just means that some other set of assholes are going to be making the rules now.
So then people who dissapproved of Dubbyah, where somehow wrong too? Does thinking a man who says “All of our imports come from out of country” is stupid mean i’m a loser?
Not that Obama is a bad person. To be honest he has no more power to make decisions than Bush did. But being in the minority of political and social thought doesn’t make you a loser. It may make you an ignorant shitkicker or a crazy radical or everything in between but it doesnt instantly devalue your opinion. Primarily because no ones opinion amounts to a flea’s dick worth of political potency.
My point can be easily summed up with the fact that people in the rights movements in the sixties were political minorites. I guess they were losers too eh?
Also im Canadian. I think all Americans are stupid contenscious shits who think the rule the world.
okay you all know that OBAMA or whatever his name is is
actually half of what we are. his MOM WAS WHITE MEANING HIS HALF WHITE…. DONT HAT
LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
He’s also half-white. Just saying…
He’s also half-white. Just saying…
I find it genuinely sad that we’re still arguing and holding stereotypes based on the color of one’s skin.
We’re all in the human RACE.
Crap, haha. Sorry, internet screwed up and I ended up double-posting.
But I wish we could all get along. really. Idealistic I know…
Is it a phenomenon that a majority of white people loved Sarah Palin and thought she would do well as VP? Is it a coincidence white people are head over heels in love with Susan Boyle despite her grotesque looks that crush the sound as soon as you lay your eyes on her?
Is it phenomenal that no matter how ugly, how ignorant or stupid, how greedy and corrupt, immoral, criminal or low-life a white person may be, in or out of the lime light or prominence, that the majority of white people will only cop to the positive points of view?
I just wonder.
That’s an awful big generalization to make about well over 340 million people. Of course you remained loyal to the British crown. And now you are stuck in the middle somewhere. Not British, not American just a nation of wallflowers, that’s your fate.
No, I don’t believe that, but don’t broad, sweeping categorizations suck?
No actually they don’t, stereotypes and generalizations exist for a good reason. I live in Canada and i don’t particularly like our national attitude which basically consists of passivity. That passivity infects everything in our country from personal involvement in politics to cultural endevors.
Also i stand by my statement. Americans believe the world revolves around their decisions, which it does to greater and lesser extents. How ever the assumption on a country wide basis has been that you act without caring what the world thinks. That makes you tyrants and more than a little arrogant.
Its only been recently that you’ve appeared to care about your effect on the world. Even then it remains to be seen as to how honest it actually is.
Awwww, kingnobody feels insignifigant to americans. You feel you don’t measure up cupcake. Well, if having STUPID stereotypes make you feel like you are important, then more power to ya. Americans feel that everybody has a chance to do whatever they like, within reason. Democracy is great, but like with all things, it has it’s disadvantages. Nobody is perfect, but crying like alil bitch about the world not giving a fuck about what you have to say or do is not going to change anything. The world cares about america because this country has done ALOT for the world, more good than bad. If it was the other way around, america would not be the land of legend and desire. People dont dream of going to Canada, Canada is just America light. Don’t get me wrong, I like Canada, I just don’t like dumbass people like yourself bad mouthing America. You don’t like ol glory, too bad. We are here and we ain’t goin no where. hahahaha
AMERICA….FUCK YEAH
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I find it personally offensive that someone would have the audacity to make a judgement call on an entire nation based on what is fed to them in the media….and other various public arenas. I would agree that Americans as a whole tend to be rather self oriented and ethnocentric. However, to assume that every person follows the same ethos as their country’s public figures is insanely ridiculous and closed minded. Shame on you, for someone who is obviously well spoken and well written, it would seem to me that you would have a little more sense than to make such brazen assumptions. Its not a contest. We are all human beings and its unfair that any of us should be thrown into a stereotype. I agree that the stereotype exists for a reason but by fueling it you are carrying out the exact attitude that prevents change. Next time you look at a person……look beyond their nationality, color, religious background or gender and judge them based on who they are as human beings. Judge them on their core values….not what country they happened to be born in.
Your a tool
are you actually serious or is that sarcasm? if it is sarcasm then i’m the fool but it appears though you meant that in all sincerity.
He’s serious, you tard.
I don’t think being born black or of colour is the problem, i think we are born with a chosen side to take in a world that was started with tribes, but we still have to uphold a balanced humanity with nature together or where all going to lose out for insolence.
I don’t think Barack obama was a bad choice for a president. Whatever his colour. I Feel he’s intelligent and trustworthy. A man on the right track.
I think we need a broad amount of choice for leadership,
You cannot trust anyone these days!.
People exist as a product of their cultures, and while on a person to person basis i don’t make judgements, everyone exists as an end result of the social discourses they engage in.
Just because you don’t feel you fit that description, you may not, i will never know. Doesnt mean that your national character does not. Im pretty sure i didn’t imagine the last eight years. I’m also pretty sure that your past presidents who followed the same modus operandi weren’t imaginary either.
Even people who follow a suppossedly liberal orientation in the US have the same tendancy towards ethnocentrism. It’s just configured differently than people with a conservative one.
People’s core values are never the same as the ones they say they keep. For one America values the core value of personal freedom, which is an admirable thing to have. The real truth is that it’s only freedom if its your kind of freedom. How many groups within the states are dedicated to eradicating another persons right to choose? The religious right is a pretty damn obvious one. As is the fucking retarded leftist movement that exists purely to promote left of the spectrum thinking. If you truely value something stop trying to get the world to support it.
I suppose i am lumping Americans into one big pile. However don’t criticise my argument with the whole ” Im not like that, thats those other people” argument. You are just as much a part of the same societal construct as they are.
you are either trolling badly or you are fucking stupid.
What the fuck do you know about change? What do any of us know about change other then what literature tells us about it. Seeing beyond a stereotype doesn’t promote change it slows it to a crawl.
The moment someone asks me to be tolerant of their behavior rather than actually looking at themselves to see if what they are doing is defendable warps the very definition of tolerance.
I’m not saying people have to be like me. What i do want people to do is stop being satisfied with what they have. You want change? Then stop promoting peace making and deplomacy, because all compromise does it let people get away with all the bullshit they stand by.
I sit here typing that realizing that im not going to win any hearts and minds with that last statement. This is exceptable to me, but i still feel the need make a more accessable rendition of it. The reason we change so slowly as people is because we are afraid to do different things. We’re like autistic people in that regard, we key in on things that give us comfort and when we encounter anything that challenges that comfort we act stupid. Stop placing stability on the top of the pedastle, because life will never be stable.
don’t hat????
HAHAHA….
ignorant whiteboy….
what i was able to glean from all that was “i dont like black people”
nothing more really.
for instance: “Blacks talk and want money no matter how many blacks there are, but slur hatred and murder for domesticated white suburbia, money rules over body.”
uuuuuuuuuuuum… huh?
wow that has to be the most ignorant paragraph i have ever almost read. At least enigma can string sentences together before sounding like a totally idiot. Neither Black or White people have an advantage morally or ethically over one another. We both suck equally.
The last time you checked? Which was when, right before you posted this?
This is the second canuck on this post who can’t seem to shut up. I’m not talking about clander, of course, who seems to be on a perpetual vacation and only occasionally shows up to post some lame thing about doga or whatever.
did you have a point there or are you just trying to seem clever?
hahaha….
shaddap beeeeotch.
hey kingmob, if you voted for someone who did not win the election, you voted for the loser, thus you are a loser.
Voters of Obama picked the winner. All other voters picked losers.
dumbass.
and by using your way of thinking, I can say that all Canadians are stupid contenscious shits also. Afterall, Canada is on the North American continent, thus making you American.
dumbass.
You do know that Canada’s biggest trade partner is the United States, right? So if it weren’t for the US, your country would be just a cold, useless tundra.
Get off your high horse. Before you start knocking the States, you should at least know your subject (which you obviously do not).
the same can be said about you….
im not even american you shit face, lurk moar.
Do you even know what contentious means? It means to have an tendancy towards starting fights, which
America tends to pride itself on.
Also, i can’t believe i have to make this distinction but here goes, when i say America i am refering to the US. living on the same continent does not mean we neccessarily share the same fucking values. Only someone as stupid as you could possibly need to have someone tell you this. In fact you are a singular point of stupidity so dense that light in fact cannot escape you. When you speak children with downs syndrome pause to consider how stupid you are. You sir are so blindingly moronic that you continue to argue a point (which would be admirable had it not come from you) without actually stopping for a moment and actually considering your worth as a human being. You are the lowest degree of pondscum so underdeveloped that it could be barely said that you have evolved at all. A serial killer would not want to murder you because he wouldnt be able to tolerate the stupidity that you radiate like a leaky nuclear reactor.
In short, you sir make eugenics look like a good idea. And if you don’t know what eugenics are go fucking look it up because im tired of explaining things to your dumbass.
Ummm… k….
So i should tolerate the cultural and social conventions of a country because people like you think we owe them something? I think i’ve made it pretty clear that i don’t value compromise. But for some reason you think i should respect the US just because they exist. Clearly you exist as evidence to my point that Americans all think the world should pay them respect when they do not deserve it. Respect is a two way street motherfucker, and its to be earned not expected.
Thanks king suckadick, I am glad you recognize that I can string a sentence or two together while sticking my foot up your ignorant ass. As for Thomas, he must represent YOUR PEOPLE, not mine. Do us both a favor and not mention my name in the likes of this clown, because if you do, I will just copy and paste some of my 2nd graders homework and compare their work to yours. And show how there writing is far superior to yours.
put alil love in your heart
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Hey John, you have a 100% success rate on sucking my balls, keep up the good work.
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Spoken like someone who always gets the shit end of the stick. You failed to realize one teenie weenie flaw to your master plan, you masterbater, if one were only to IGNORE your lil insults and stick to the facts, YOU would whind up looking like the dumbass you are and lose the debate. Weak debate skills (eg. insults, name calling, character smearing,etc) only work for small minded people on small minded people.
“Give me the most reasoned, mature, well mannered debator of any political and social denomination and i can reduce them (in person) to a raging lunatic with a few choice insults”
I bet they would rage, yelling things like “get this baffoon out of my sight, or Is this dumbass for real?” I guess you hear those words alot huh einstein, your words, not mine. Why dont you try…….gasp……. thinking before speaking. Maybe people will give a ratts ass about what you have to say.
put alil love in your heart
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Hey king of the blowjobs, get off your high horse already. Just because your ass is from U.S.A. lite, don’t mean you can just put the real deal down anytime you want beeotch. You have some nerve trying to sound intelligent, glossing over bullshit. Wow, your lovely country is feeling pretty embarrassed by you right now.
It’s ok king jackass, we respect your wittle feelings about the big mean US. If you don’t have an open mind, then you just don’t have an open mind. Closed minded people are the poster children of ignorance, so continue to WAH WAH WAH about not respecting the US, continue to not embrace compremise, continue to let ignorance ring in that mighty big empty space between your ears. You see, while the rest of the world evolves into something better, your dumb ass will still be stuck where you are. In a termite infested log cabin with your beer gut and trusty three legged hound dog. Get a life loser, the more you talk, the more ignorant you sound.
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FREEDOM of SPEECH dumbass, you just discribed it in a nutshell. People have the right to do and say anything they want. The same way you have a right to be a tool on this site and say the most stupid things, then have the nerve to want to be respected is the same rights I have to call you a dumbass and enjoy it. Stop bitching and open your mind. Get outta the box. If you were open minded, you would’nt say half the shit you type, shame on you. Well no worries king slobanob, I am here to excercise my freedom of sticking my foot up your tight ass. It is quit liberating.
put alil love in your heart
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Is there a correct way of trolling dip shit, if so, please explain that procedure to me. If not, shut the fuck up keep it moving dumb ass.
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yeah if you are obviously a troll then you fail at trolling.
lol you’re so clever using masterbater in place of master debator. I would almost have hurt feelings if i didn’t think you were such a fucking joke. Please destroy my faith in humanities general intelligence moar pls.
did you have an argument there or were just wrapped up in the fact that your home country sucks so much?
funny how im the ignorant one but your responses seem structured in such a way as to seem like you haven’t read my posts. Now whos thinking before typing?
“They have a 100% failure rate”
REALLY? Where did you get that “statistic” from? Wiki?
Thank you for recognizing my cleverness, most morons like yourself have a hard time coming to grips with it. I am also glad your feelings are not hurt, I was just stating FACT that in a intellictual debate, the closes you would have to an equal is a garden slug. And my money is on the slug. I tire of you king slob-a-nob, go back to doing what you do best, sucking cock and taking names and leave the smart people stuff to us. If you keep it up, you will end up hurting yourself.
put alil love in your heart
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Yes I do have an argument, or better yet, a question. Who gave you the title of king suckadick or did you come up with that one on your own. And why do you have such a hard on against the US….., actually, I don’t give a fuck. Just shut the fuck up already. Stick to your peers, I am sure the kindergarden class would love to hear what their classmate has to say.
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I have read your post and as I stated before, EU ARE A DUMBASS. Can I make it any clearer for you.
U R A DUMB ASS.
Anymour questions. I hope that you can comprehend what was just said.
ps. go fuck yourself
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Well king troll, thanks for pointing that out. I guess the true troll is you, do I need to pay the toll before crossing the bridge. Take your hobit ass somewhere and suck on some more dicks.
put alil love in your heart
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You know what you’re right, im over this argument. It was boring a week ago and its boring now. I made my point, and i’ve never expected people to agree with me. If there is anything i’ve learned from you that i can’t change people and i can’t expect them to change by berating them with personal observations.
hahaha.
hey kingmob?
shaddap you pretendneointellectual beeeeeeotch.
eugenics on my middle finger.
why don’t you suck on these american nuts?
beeeotch.
why don’t you respect these made in the USA two middle fingers salute I’m giving you right now and STFU.
ya useless beeeotch.
maybe your posts are not worth reading.
ha ha ha.
beeeotch.
As usual, you back down and except defeat. You
FINALLY figured out that your point of view is sooo
stupid that it is not worth defending. I’m proud of you
beeotch. Keep up the good work.
put alil love in your heart
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It seems sad to me that you see human beings as just amalgamations of their cultures. While I will agree with you that people are products of their environment I think when you begin to see them as just that you detract from the very thing that makes us all who we are….people. Living breathing people. There are shitty humans and their are amazing ones and most of us just fall somewhere in between. I don’t know who you are or where you come from but you seem as though you may be disatisfied with the world on some level or maybe multiple levels. I would encourage you to be proactive. Do something. Make a change….the next time you see someone in need give them a little pocket change and treat them with dignity and respect. Put forth some positive energy. Call it leftist, call it whatever the hell you want to. Label and judge it because that would appear to be your forte. But, I don’t think anyone has the right to complain about the world unless they are doing something to improve it. Who knows, maybe you do. Maybe I am just as bad for assuming that you don’t. There are a whole lot of people in this world and its really easy to wrap every body up in nice neat packages and reign down your judgement on the world via a website. But, when you wake up in the morning ask yourself…..”have I ever done anything worth while.”
Oops. I totally responded to your above comment before scrolling all the way down to read this one. Looks like I am the jackass. In all seriousness, I think that you are a very good writer so even we disagree I would still like to pay you that compliment.
It’s funny, but your “beeotches” are starting to feel like endearments. I can just see your mother’s day card: “Love you, mom. Happy mother’s day. Beeeeotch!!
You’re a teacher??!! Either that , or you are the parent of seven-year-old twins. For the kids’ sake, I hope you’re the latter. Someone as angry and profane as you are should not be allowed near other people’s children. By the way, it should read “not mention my name WITH the likes of this clown.”
I don’t think you even know what you are talking about here buddy.
and what is bushes rate of failure? because i think it was him who got us into this mess, and is father was no better. where do you get your facts.
whatever, opinions are like assholes every body has one.
What the hell are you talking about borntobegay, I never said I was a teacher DUMBASS, nor have I said anything to you. So why are you messing with me. You want to taste the sweat off my balls to beeeeotch. You simply ASS-sumed I was a teacher because of the knowledge that I write, that, and the second grader comment. lol.
Look asswipe, if I want an english lesson, I will ask for one. If I want to say ” Do us both a favor and not mention my name in the likes of this clown,” then damn it, I am going to say, ” Do us both a favor and not mention my name in the likes of this clown,” Got that. Now bend over and let your boyfriend ride you into the sunset like the beeeeotch that you are.
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LOL….
I really don’t get this post… “White People Like” … America and there’s a pick of Obama + crew.
And this makes sense because?
Is this supposed to shock white folks ’cause they like America and omg!!! It’s a black prez?!?!!? what the fiddlesticks?.
WEAK.
It’s a juxtaposition you silly white people. (White werd)
Michelle Obama said she didn’t like America until her husband got successful…
DUH…
White people like America, regardless.
Black folks and pretend non-whites like the Bidens only like America when they are getting theirs in spades…
For Shizzle
For shizzle my dizzle in your mouth beeeeotchizzzle. Regardless of how mad you are, he is STILL your Presidizzle. Get use to it BEEEEOTCH.
put alillizzle love in your heartizzzle
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white people like America because of what??
Michelle Obama said she now likes America because WHITE PEOPLE actually looked past color (for once) and voted for what was right (another miracle in American history)….
who would have thunk that????…..frazizzle dat vanilla icecube
hey guy noir….
don’t hate..
congratulate!
signed,
Obama + crew
This website is great…
Here’s another hilarious website you should take a look at: http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
OH WOW.
This post should have been titled “white-acting black folks”. Because the only thing white people love more than “ethnic” black folks are white-acting black folks.
Obama won for only two reasons: white guilt (pro-black sentiment) and Bush hate (anti-white sentiment). No other race of people in the history of mankind have ever voted for a different or mixed race candidate over one of their own. American blacks included.
real, you are ‘real’ ignorant. You obviously do not know american history very well.
Tell me this. 43% of all registered white voters voted for a non-white candidate. This tells me that your statement of ‘no other race of people in the history of mankind have ever voted for a different or mixed race candidate over one of their own’ is an OUTRIGHT LIE.
If you want to look deeper into american history, the former governor of Alabama, George Wallace, was voted back into office by an overwhelming black voter support in the early 80’s, INSPITE OF HIS HISTORY OF SEGREGATION SUPPORT. Black people have the capability to forgive, a trait that is woefully lacking in most white people.
As for your diatribe about white guilt, you must be one guilty filled white person. Did you do something in your past that would make YOU feel guilt into voting for a non-white? If not, then do not assume that all those white people voted for Obama out of this mythical ‘white guilt’ syndrome. When white people feel guilty, they do not do the right thing, but rather they do the opposite; to try and cover their sin up with more discrimination and race baiting. It is easy to suppress a wrong when you are the majority and there’s no one to stand up for the suppressed in the majority.
Finally, there is no such thing as ‘white acting’. I assume you are white and I sure as hell would not want to act like you because you exhibit ignorant and stupid tendencies that i would assume not characteristic of ALL WHITE PEOPLE. Acting white is like saying that you act like a crayola crayon that happens to be the color white.
Try reading up on your american history before you make grandiose statements next time.
Wow, so much anger. The truth hurts, I know.
Obama was raised exclusively by white people. His deadbeat dad was not a part of his life at all. The only thing black about him is his nose. I know you can never accept this, because you desperately want to think that Obama is one of “you”, but he’s not.
since when does being raised by white people make you white? Hell, you white people rejected Michael Jackson and he went so far as to bleach his skin!
BTW, whatever dreams you have of Obama being like ‘you’ went out the window when he met and married Mrs. Obama. She is the one who made him today what he is:
A Black man.
It was a black woman who washed out any notions that Mr. Obama may or may not have had of having any racial identity crisis (which happens way too often with non-whites growing up with white people).
White people never have accepted non-whites as equal and never will as long as the non-white exhibits INDIVIDUALITY. If the non-white tries to be like white people, he is accepted UP TO A POINT….usually the point when they call him/her out on that skin color….and usually this is done under the guise of ‘joking around’…..yea, right…)
Now go on and tell me how Mrs. Obama is a white woman.
If people had truly looked passed color, then Obama’s skin color would be no more significant than the color of McCain’s eyes. I am not saying that Obama is good or bad, but lets face it, some people are more taken in by the charm of Obama’s personality and the novelty that his ethnicity brings to the white house than the content of his politics. Maybe Obama was the best choice for president, but his cult like fallowing–combined with his party’s close to unfilibusterabel senate majority–are perfect dynamics for corruption.
Ok, obviously you don’t understand the concept of this blog. It defines “white people” very clearly, and here you are questioning the meaning of “white acting”? Granted, Obama doesn’t act like the people described in this book, but he is definitely not the stereotypical black person, and I should know, my school its over 50% unadvantaged black people. And none of them would be offended by hearing someone call Obama “white” or “white acting”.
Obviously you don’t understand the concept of ACTING WHITE. Your actions cannot be based on your SKIN COLOR and anyone who believes otherwise are ignorant.
This ‘acting white’ or ‘acting black’ is a creation of WHITE PEOPLE to distinguish themselves from people they do not have respect for, namely, certain non-white people.
You make a profound statement when you said that your school is over 50% “unadvantaged or underadvantaged?” black people, and that they are not offended by hearing someone call Obama ‘white’ or ‘white acting’. I bet you are white. And if you are not white, I bet you don’t know too much african american history. Black people KNOW that when a white person says you are acting ‘white’, it means that you are acting intelligently (as if your white skin equals intelligence………NOT!)
I can replace Obama in your statement with the name Reagan from the 80s and see some truisms in what you stated….
Let’s just say: It’s the DEMOCRATS TIME…..Republicans had their time in Congress in the 1990s….they also had the presidential post in the 80s…….NOW it is the Democrats who are sitting in the power seat….
Don’t worry…..american politics run these cycles….and most likely, just like the republicans before, the american people will tire of the democrats…..but not for another 8 years because the republicans REALLY f***ed things up during their time…..
oh well….
White guilt? Are you serious? Guilty for what?
Obama won people America shouldn’t have a women president in this period of time, because they are emotionally driven so that’s his reason for the Democratic nomination, and also because John McCain is about to fall over dead, which would also put a woman in office….we had no other choice.
I think thats admirable, that you believe in positive action being a driving force for change in the world. I think right now our collective of societies (as a species) has formed to be resistant to large scale change without destabalizing. Which is really my problem with the world. Its like the one kid that didnt learn as fast as you in gradeschool, they were good people but god they pissed you off!
To me the change that we institute (because it really is an institutionalized thing) is pointless. We have the potential to grow at an exponential rate and yet we do not take advantage of it.
Basically you have to hate something in order to love it, because hatred tempered by love is the only way you get any changes in the world.
winning an argument on the internet is like winning the special olympics, you’re still retarded.
Just saw another hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like on freedomhaters.org.
This time they add to the list, muskets and the Boston Tea Party.
I highly recommend checking it out here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/another-freedom-haters-salute-stuff-white-people
Jesus Christ.
I’ve never seen anyone make a bigger deal out of skin colors than Americans.
This is what this blog post came with when I viewed it – creepy:
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Stuff White People like #101 Being Offended
haha, this is great.
On a side note, not related to the argument that is going on, I didn’t think that white people liked America, or at least the “right” kind of white person. The kind of white person this site describes are the types that ususally say they’re going to move to Canada or Europe.
try any other country in the world. i worked for years with Lybians, for example, who had special slurs for- let’s see- black americans, black africans, chinese, japanese, mexicans, jews, cubans, italians, irish, brits, indians/sri lankans, turks, filipinos, &c., &c.
kthx urly dun git it.
Love him or hate him, people more or less like that an old America is gone and a new one has arisen. We’re not limiting the role of President to WASP males who have nice catchy names and came from either Ivy League blue-blood upbringings or Southern wealth.
Plus it’s just more or less that a President that apparently only 32% of the country liked is out of the office and perhaps some changes of sort can and might happen.
This election is like any election. Some will hate the guy, many will love the guy. My biggest hope is that the red VS blue mentality will end or lesson. Seems like all I see are Republicans screaming in bitter angst as if an evil Communist regime has now come to burn the Constitution while Democrats scream in angst as if wealthy white corporations are trying to bring back feudalism (royalty) via the Republican Party.
Enough is enough…what happened to “united we stand”?
well spoken by a typical white person who is in the majority of white people.
i bet your tune would be different if your ass was in a country which the majority is not the same shade as your hide…
oh, the republican party really DO believe in “united we stand”……”united we stand…..on the necks of anyone and everyone who do not agree with us and/or who do not look like us”…
And that is why they hate Obama and the people who voted for him…
And he won 93% of the black vote…. no racism here
Think he would have gotten out of the D primaries without black racism?
Heh. Yea, all those hundreds of millions that M Jackson must have all been from the black community. No white person ever listened to Thriller or attended a concert.
Whites rejected Mr. Jackson after it became apparent that he had some serious child issues going on along with bleaching his skin.
hmmm…..now let us turn what you said around…..you know that McCain got 95 plus percent of the WHITE vote in the republican primaries….no racism here….
Think he would have gotten out of the republican primaries without white racism?
Think before you open your mouth.
uh, excuse me but M. Jackson bleached his skin in the false belief that white people would accept him even more IF he try to look like them….
You are a case and point in the belief that SOME white people (LIKE YOURSELF) cannot and would not accept anyone that is non-white as EQUALS….even if they go to the ridiculous extreme as to bleach his skin to be more accepted…
And what???? what’s the point of this shit????? black people don’t like and do all of these things also??? is there a page about what black people like? i can’t believe i wasted my valuable time smoking bongs and listening to bob marley and sublime (90’s regae band, didn’t have dreadlocks) to read this list, of what i thought to be pretty commonly known things, but thanks for writing em all down for us all the same champ. the world will benefit greatly from this list of stuff and things that some white people do. was it suposed to be funny or just informative?
Uhhh…yeah. A joke, you got it right Paco. It is a humorous blog from a dude that likes to make fun of his own.
Btw, Sublime is NOT reggae or true ska. They were a talented punk band with ska influences like the Clash.
ska my ass, they were influenced by groups this list mentions, like KRS. Listen to their song about KRS and Marley. They were more influenced by hip hop and reggae as you people say from 1960 whatever until 1985…
THat is a fantastic name, u no??
It’s a well known fact that Blacks vote Democratic ~90% of the time. This is not rare, or considered ‘black racism’.
you’re a dummy. if all the black people and latinos combined voted for him he wouldn’t have won. You need to stop reading the Rush Limbaugh talking points and see that McCain never put together a sensible argument to be elected president, he just talked that communist slander bullshit like it was the 50’s. Add to that his pinhead running mate and the American people saw through that.
You must be a fucking idiot. I’m obviously not right-wing; only right-wingers refer to ‘black racism’ as a true talking point…
I realize that Obama wouldn’t have won with a solely-minority vote.
God bless AMERICA, my HOME sweet HOME. 😀 Don’t you crackers feel better now that you gave a BLACK MAN a chance to fix your peoples problems. America realized that old white men created this mess, and that a brotha was the solution to all our problems. And it looks like he is doing a damn good job of too. To all the intelligent caucasion brothas and sistahs, thanks for being open minded and fair, to your racist red neck fellow white people with the intellict of a garden slug and the iq to match, I say get fucked. Maybe next time. hahaha. In 8 years, things may go back to being the same, but till then, get used to black beeeeotches. It is a tough time to be a racist, aint it. I mean, if I was a red neck fool, I would be pissed that a BLACK man is my leader, not only that, but he is doing a DAMN GOOD JOB at it too. lol. No worries, in a year or two, you will be eating watermelon and fried chicken with the brothas and all that racism crap will be a thing of the past. Yaaay.
put alil love in your heart
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#1, Thank you for reinforcing EVERY stereotype in the books. I hope you’re NOT black and that this is a true parody;
#2, I’m BLACK, you fucking idiot. Black people do read this blog, too…
Well good for you adamson, you want a cookie for being black.
1. You are oh so welcome for reinforcing EVERY stereotype in the book.
2. Your a black idiot. That blog was not meant for you UNCLE TOM. I aim all my post at RACIST and DUMBASSES. Your black so you can’t be racist so I guess your a DUMBASS.
Many a white person read my post and passed it by, why, because it did not address them, matter of fact, it thanked them. I just like starting dialogue with the racially intolerant and the just plain stupid. Guess where you fall in?
Choke on a chicken bone and
put alil love in your heart
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ps, go figure out if I am black or not, BROTHA. 😉
@#2 – At least it’s a parody, albeit a poorly-placed one. Very poorly-placed.
P.S. – I’m a vegetarian.
Er… HINT: Replace the words “White People” with “middle-class AMERICANS” and you will better understand what you are reading…
This shit got retarded quick.
Well, this is interesting.
Haha, white people! Just buy a sweet home in Utah!
Only white Americans…
What are you talking about–the kind of white people you write about love TRASHING America, making resolutions to move to Europe, and saying how the way that “native peoples” in Africa/S. America live is so much superior, while praising the “efficiency” of Asian society… nope, American white people have a HUGE guilt complex over being American and white. Ain’t no way this one counts as anything more than “I wanted to do a no-energy blog on Election Day”.
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ugh yeah.
I’m pretty sure the point is being made that NOW white people like american. Doing something right for once and all.
Why should anyone be guilty for being white? Because of things done in the past by people they’ve never met before? The only thing that sucks about being white is hearing ignorant jackasses complain about white people being somehow more evil or selfish than other races. However, all humans are selfish and have a tendency for evil. American “white people” have the absolute *least* reason to feel guilty, because we are typically a mix of several races. Not all of which are “white”. We should feel more guilty than other countries/races because our bad history is more recent? No thanks.
Why do others think white people feel guilty? I don’t get it…
Nearly every race has done something horribly wrong in history. Generally, whoever has the most power/money in history is the most evil at the time.
I’m Dutch/Irish/German/Cherokee – that I know of…and I’ve never caused anyone any serious harm in my life.
Since when do white people like America? The last generation or two clearly missed the memo, since all they do after graduating from their yuppie liberal elite colleges is yip and whine about foreign policy and our unwillingness to petition the release of foreign prisoners. And even the election of an ineffectual liberal with dogworn ideas and the added perk of being a non-threatening African American male has done little to improve this sentiment.
Since when do white people like America? The last generation or two clearly missed the memo, since all they do after graduating from their yuppie liberal elite colleges is yip and whine about foreign policy and our unwillingness to petition the release of foreign prisoners. And even the election of an ineffectual liberal with dogworn ideas and the added perk of being a non-threatening African American male has done little to improve this sentiment.
White people praise every country except this one and some day aspire to move to some “superior” European or eastern Asian country.
The real question that should be asked is this:
Who cares what do white people like in America? That ‘ineffectual liberal’ whom you call a ‘non-threatening African American’ also happens to be the leader of a country that is 75% white. You cannot be totally liberal, nor ineffectual to become the president of the United States (I do believe that in over 220 years of our country’s existence, only 43 men have risen to this position).
And as for your comment on the president being a ‘non-threatening African American’……my question to you is why would he want to be a threatening african american when he knows that he is the most powerful man in america (black, white or otherwise)?
You cosmonaut, have clearly missed the memo if you have not figured out the significance of this reality…
I wish they would go now…I’ll start a fund!
See how they like govt health care… I mean look how much fun the DMV is! Even european and canadian leaders were saying its a mistake!
France just decided to DENY terminal breast cancer patients drugs because they cant be saved and its too expensive. Thats why it must make sence to do it here!…right?
Not sure where you live but I’m guessing we bailed you out of a war or two!
Your an idiot. If you knew anything you would see that his socialist views stand against everything that made this country great.
When the Bill comes to be paid for all of his irresponsible spending we will see how big of a mistake it was!
Seeing how there was no black person in the repub primaries it would have been very difficult to vote for someone who wasnt white. Your an idiot!
I like the fact that I have a freedom of speech and not the freedom to feel superior.
To paraphrase the Hon. Al Franken (D- Minn.): Liberals love America like an adult loves another adult. They point out flaws because they care and want the best. Conservatives love America the way a four year old loves mommy. Only bad people say mean, bad things about mommy. Bad, bad meanies!
Someday you may experience a mature relationship and know how grown-ups love each other.
“we”
every argument i have read on here has made me sad for the entire country.
You just caused me harm by making me read your ranting.
Buzz kill.
Um, Jeff? Who you talking about? If any Canadian leader said that government funded health care was a mistake, they would no longer be a leader. Universal health care is so popular that in Canada that even conservatives believe in it. America is the only modern industrialized democracy that doesn’t have some form of universal health care. In America, your breast cancer patient wouldn’t be getting free drugs in the first place, so your example fails to persuade.
Alex in Toronto, CANADA
I’ve noticed that on these comments about 80% of the people don’t understand the satire. On this one I think its about 99%.
Notice that there is no text for this entry its just a picture of Barack Obama? The satire is that progressive white people (which is what the title of this stuff really should be) only love America now that Obama is elected (see the entry on why white people like Obama). I don’t know why so many people read these if they don’t understand them at all.
Well put.
I laughed my tail off when I first saw the picture of the Obamas and the Bidens.
Then I laughed my ass off when I realized that was the whole article.
Stuff White people like: Bitching.
Ah, but in Jeff’s example the poor cancer patient wouldn’t be getting free drugs, either – she’s paying for them (through taxes: VAT, income, whatever).
So the cruel irony becomes: she is being denied drugs she’s paying for. Rationing at its finest.
I think pretty everyone agrees our system needs to be changed – the question is how? Our options are far greater than the false dichotomy of single-payer/rationing vs. current model/millions uninsured (limted access) we are presented with.
At the moment, I like Sen Ron Wyden (D-OR)’s plan (http://www.standtallforamerica.com/issue/health_care/)
Individual mandates, private health-care. Solves the access issues we see with 50 million uninsured, while avoiding the rationing issues of a single-payer system.
Actually, a lot of white people like to cap on how bad America is, and how we’re “fucking up the rest of the world”.
So this is ‘some’ white people.
And is this on the mend now that Obiden is “in the hooouse”?
Like the bill we ARE paying now for the former prez mistakes. Get the fuck over it. Like the brotha said, republicans had THEIR hayday, now it’s time to pay the piper. Amazing how YOU PEOPLE seem to forget the root of the problems we are now facing TODAY. The bill YOU are crying about is the cost of cleaning up REPUBLICANS fuck ups. Now cry me a river and jump in it with a lead belt beeeotch.
put alil love in your heart
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ps, hey Jeff, you got a BLACK PRESIDENT. Deal with it.
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Lucky for everyone Jeff, the democrates had a black man in the primaries, his name. YOUR PRESIDENT BITCH. LOL….
put alil love in your heart
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listen——– the only change that we’re gonna see is a change in employment status. that is the change you can believe in.
ABM, no your right she would have to pay for them. But if she couldnt she would still be getting them. I’ve talked to plenty of people in CANADA who have had to wait months and months in pain to get simple procedures done. Or that have had to come here and got it done in a week.
Look at how high your taxes are to pay for all of that. I guess when you dont have to worry about a defense budget it isnt so bad.
The reason most white people don’t understand that this site is for satire is because most of’em are bigots. they think with their hatreds, and not with their brains.
Seeing Obama as the representative of America to the world is very offensive to them…..especially since he represents a country that is three quarters white.
Many white americans cannot stand the fact that they are being represented to the world as a multi-cultural/racial nation, and not a white nation, anymore.
All i have to say to them is this: they’ll be alright. Get over it because change has come!
Ha ha ha.
Yea, me and my skin homey!
your comment only shows you’re equally ignorant and racist as the people you are talking about. To sit there and say they are offended by the fact that Obama represents America, especially because the country is 3/4 white just shows you are an idiot, because if its 3/4 whites… and the black guy gets elected, then obviously most of them “black hatin’ whities” voted for him. enough with playing the “pity me” minority card… its ooooooold,
hey dumbass james? Obama won WITHOUT a majority of white voters (57% of registered white voters voted against him).
That leaves 43% of white folk who voted for Obama. 43% of whites is a very large number (whites outnumber non-whites by a 6 to 1 margin in the US), that, combined with 85+% of all registered non-white voters voting for Obama, and you got an Obama victory.
Black hatin’ whities like you are still pissed that Obama won, but you’ll be alright…..
beeeeeeeotch.
“Go get a g*ddamn job, dog. S**t, leave me alone. Get a job”
Happy fourth of muthafucking July crackers. I know YOU PEOPLE get sick and tired of me calling you crackers, but what can ya do, eh. 😉 This is the first 4th that I can hold my head up EXTRA high and say ‘yes, this is my home sweet home.’ 🙂 Whenever I read some readneck writing that blacks need to go back to Africa, I can proudly proclaim. Fuck you, YOU have a Black President. Take YOUR ass back to europe. To all the bitter repubic’cans who are mad about their leader, I say ‘get over it.’ Your guy LOST, in 8 years, you will be able to attempt to get back in to office. To all the whites who had a open mind and wisdom to make the correct decision in your voting, voting for QUALITY not COLOR, I say thank you. For those who are upset because they they don’t want to show slack for da black, I say TOUGH, GET THE HELL OVER IT. This is my independence day greeting to all, enjoy the fireworks and the cook outs. I think I will head up and over to dc and eat some good ol’ watermelon on the white house lawn, along with some fried chicken and red cool aide. If ya care to join me, come on down.
put alil love in your heart
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Did You say quality?
If your a rotten stupid communist. IDIOT.
Its the quality of stupid liberalism. Dang youre an idiot.
Truthmyster, suck a dick. I am standing by my words. You got a problem with that, if so, dial 1-800-976- tough shit.
put alil love in your heart
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borntobemild, you are my DOG (a no teeth, old assed mutt of a dog)…..now shaddap before i kick you again…
beeeeeeotch!
Aaaah, R Kelly… Now, about that J-O-B. Seek employment now. Get off this computer. You’ve been at this long enough. Get some fresh air. You are simply not cut out for this.
I heard there was a black guy who voted for McCain. Probably just one of those urban legends, but still worth looking into.
It takes one to know one…..beeeeeotch.
It seems that you know how long i’ve been on my computer because, like the dog that you are, you’re following me around…typical of a beeeeotch (or in your case, a female canine).
aaah Gary Glitter, now about that unemployment check you’re getting. Get off the library computer you’re on. You’ve been hogging the monitor too long stalking where i write. Get some fresh air and some clean clothes.
You are simply too much of a beeeotch to hang with the big dogs.
ha ha ha
I heard there was a white guy in arkansas who voted for Obama. Probably just one of those hill-billy, backwoods legends (along with the boogie man and old man clutch), but still worth looking into.
hey borntobemild?
shaddap beeeeotch.
I guess that black McCain supporter would not be you, uh..hu?
Gary Glitter? I’m beginnig to suspect you are white, uh..huh. Or do many black people share a morbid interest in British, 70’s glam rock pedophiliacs (wikipedia).
I pop in ocassionally, and you ARE ALWAYS ON. Besides, I don’t need a job; my dear husband and modest annuity provide for me very well. I keep busy, I simply write faster than you.
Oh yes, I definitely see the love in your heart demonstrated by your open-minded, fair, compassionate words. Get over yourself.
Did I offend you Laura, if so, you will be ok. I left the number for you to call too if you have a problem.
put alil love in your heart
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white? I am not. But to set the record straight, R. Kelly (black, as you already know) was not been convicted of any crime, whereas Glitter (white, as you already know) was convicted and imprisoned…in a non-white country…so it seems that non-white people of the world have a lower tolerance for perverts than white countries…
As for your popping in occasionally, you are a liar. You just told on yourself (you don’t need a job), thus you sit around your house and probably type on more than this blog. People who do not work do this kind of thing. Also, you seem to be a parasite also (‘your dear husband and a modest annuity??)…sounds like a parasite to me.
Keep being busy leeching off your ‘dear husband’ and typing fast. I bet you do keep busy….spending your ‘dear husband’s annuity faster than he can make it…
tsk tsk tsk
I put alil love in your half sister last night. 😉
I put alot of love in your mom last night, what’s your point?
put alil love in your heart
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you’re a fucking dumb ass R kelly didnt get convicted because black ppl are dumb there was a video of him commiting the crimes
My husband is MY HUSBAND, not my “baby daddy,” we have no ex-wives or husbands and have been married over 25 years. We (both of us) have worked to provide for our family. Parasites are unmarried women who procreate with a series of men and are supported by the government (i.e., taxpayers like ME), then go on national television and tell Maury Povich: “I don’t need no man to take care of my kiaads.” Sound familiar? Look up annuity.
IM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU CALLING ME A CRACKER! STOP IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!
What’s wrong with cracker? There are worse things he can call you.
Only the wrong kinds of white people like America. The type of white people mentioned in this blog hate America and are ashamed to be American. They would rather move to Europe or Canada than try to make the US a better place.
I will think about it CRACKER.
put alil love in your heart
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enigma is the kind of offensive, white hating, non-white that idiot whites (like the ones discussed here) love to say they know.
Keodo is the type of non-non-white that is a dumbass who can only do one thing, juggle my balls with their mouth and tongue. Gooble up beeeotch.
put alil love in your heart
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ps. your not that good at that though. No worries, practice makes perfect.
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Hey, y’all know that posters like “enigma” and and “uh huh” ain’t actually black, right? Dey be all white and shit, bamboozling you into thankin’ dey be afro-can american. They sho’ pulled one over on you white mofos!
Where da white women at?
It’s a shame that you’re so unAmerican. You should be thankful that you have the opportunity to blog about how insignificant you are “gator561.” to imply that people who dress well, enjoy higher quality goods and have freedom of opinion don’t like America just shows the type of person you really are. Must be nice in your tower dude.
Although you are a little racist for calling everyone “cracka” (which you misspelled – see “correcting people’s grammar”), you do have a point. I can’t really see a Republican enjoying this blog. However, it is a shame that this conversation even exists in 2009. One thing I will say – with all of the racist stereotypes you put in your comments, I find it hard to believe you’re really African American and not some white kid from the suburbs. Either way, good point, I believe we should all be happy now that a person of SUBSTANCE is president, and you’re welcome for the vote. Now I would suggest you use this as inspiration to stop annoying people and do something productive with your life, like removing the chip from your shoulder and taking an active role in your community. That would really piss off some republicans.
Oh Devon, why do you articulate like a poor white uneducated dumbass? Is it because you are a poor white uneducated dumbass?
I do believe that you like to speak in that backwoods vernacular because you do not know better. Would you like me to send you a Webster’s Dictionary?
By the way, ‘da white women’ includes your momma, and we all know where she’s at (dah ho house)….
white mofo on that…….beeeeeotch.
i think he was being sarcastic, but still it MUST be nice in his tower
uh huh is a douche.
wait, born to be mild is a douche too
Astute observation Mr Uh huh..
Me thinks Devon is a dumbass too, holy toledo, looks like majority rules. Devon, you were destine for greatness, it’s time for you to fullfill your purpose. Allow me to unzip my zipper and shove my hairy nutts down your throat. It was meant to be.
put alil love in your heart
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Jonny, I stand corrected. Cracka is way more appropriete spelling for my beloved lil word. I will also thank you for seeing my lil point of view on things even though you seem to find it hard to think of me as a soul brotha. Well rest assured in knowing that I am what I am and thats all that I am. As for me taking my chip off my shoulder, there never was one there. I am a very happy person, I just enjoy spreading alil love around on this site. And you know what, it is pissing republicans off good and plenty.
put alil love in your heart
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enigmama,
Your back from the dead. Good to see your black little heart is filled with love. It appears that you’ve gained a bunch of anger and hate. That’s too bad. What happened? You’re not pulling a Michael Jackson and turning white on us. Snap to, boy. Get with the program.
hey alba?
…..shaddap beeeeotch.
*sigh…I feel much better now*
alba, you would not know sarcasm if it walked up to you, bitch slapped across your face, then french kissed you.
But let’s try.
alba is a douche.
laughing yet beeeotch?
okay, knowing I’m the dumb, white irish/jewish/english woman living in england and will probably get called cracker for my trouble, but, what does cracker mean? to me it seems a pointless, random attempt at an insult, checked it up on the internet, but nothing cogent, so what does it mean to each of you and why should I find it insulting? if I’m even meant to find it insulting, it’s not a word used in england, not outside of cheese and crackers anyway! but I keep seeing it in american tv recently and was curious.
cheers. x
well everyone I know in England is thrilled America has a black president, we’re just waiting on the day we have a black/asian prime minister.
truthmyster, you might want to check up on the german word for master, it’s spelt meister dumbass! if you’re gonna be white supremicist at least have the education to do it properly, mind you that would go against type and your racist friends would probably kick you out for being too intelligent!
Buttaroo, yes my black big heart is filled with love and happiness 🙂 as always. I don’t have anger and hate, just love and understanding. As always, I am hear to lend a simpathetic and understanding ear to all who need it. Do I need to put alil love in your heart again? Your the one who seems to have come back from the dead, it’s been a while. This site has become sooo boring, I almost missed shoving my nuts down your throat. Maybe this site will pick up somemore cause it is boring now.
put alil love in your heart
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Well Lucy, for the moment you don’t have to be offended. It is an american term for racist, mean hearted white folks. It has different meanings to some people, but the most common meaning is that back in slavery, the white man who cracked the whip on the slaves back was called ‘cracka’, due to the sound of the crack of the whip. I enjoy using that term for that reason as well as to piss off racist crackers who deserve to be pissed off. If your not offended, it is because you don’t have to be. Not all whites are crackers. So I will not call you a cracker because I have no reason too 🙂 . But I will continue to all these red neck, mullet wearing losers who hate to see a black man rise (you know who you are) a cracka and everything else in the book til I get satisfaction. And that may be a while, it is just too much fun.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
louiecoolcatturd,
Funny you should mention bitch slapping and french kissing. That’s exactly what I did to your mom right after i fucked her in the ass.
buckaroo,
I see you still don’t have a job huh? I heard that louiecoolcatturd could use some help down at the local glory hole. He said you would love it. All the black dick you can suck. And maybe Obama will visit there. Because we all know that all blacks are total fags. Especially Obama.
nomama,
All you’re trying to do is to say some shit to get a reply so your sorry ass has something to do. If you need something to do, why don’t you look up “simpathetic” (sic) in the dictionary and show enigmama how to spell it. Here I am helping both of you to become better citizens. How’s that for alil love?
Speaking of boring, will you bend over so enigmama can get alil love while you give him his spelling lesson.
Hey buttfuckedaroo, I have your spelling lesson right here in my pants. Suck on a fat one with your girlfriend NOBRAINA.
put alil love in your heart
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Hey Nobraina, what do you mean all blacks are fags. Did you get that lil lesson when you were in jail and some big black man had your lil faggot ass bent over on all fours. Were you being all you could be bitch? From all the cum in your mouth, I see you were. Don’t make stupid racist comments around me beeeotch, looks to me like you need alil love in your heart, you got enough shoved in your ass already.
take the dick out your mouth and
put alil love in your heart
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Hey eniggama,
Why don’t you mind your on business. Or as I am sure you are more used to hearing. Mind your own row of cotton and keep pickin. How come you know so much about jail? You been there alot I bet. But I’m sure for you it’s just like a family reunion everytime you violate your probation. I’ll put a little love in my heart if you’ll put a little bullet in your brain. Peace out bitch!
I learned about jail from the man who fucked your lil faggot ass while locked up. He worked at Burger King and when I went to get some lunch I heard him bragging about some lil white g.i. joe reject he used to fuck in the ass EVERY night. And he liked it, he said he goes by the name Nobraina. I guess that would be you bitch. Look faggot, if I decide to put alil love in your heart, then I will do it, and you will take it and like it like the bitch that you are. Now shut the fuck up and mind your manners hoe, before I bitch slap your ass again.
put alil love in your heart
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You’re saying you use the brains in the head of your dick to spell with.
As far as your Nobraina offer, I’ll pass. She is kind of your special one, and I wouldn’t want to break that unique bond you two have.
Nomama is craving your sexual delights. Don’t deny him and his overtures any longer. Avail yourself. Matter of fact if all three of you got it on, you would be akin to an Oreo cluster fuck. Please take pictures and post them.
Alil love my ass. Alota love is more like it. Old Nobraina weighs 360.
Well look who’s back? Mr. Nobama himself. Finally got tired of screwing all the nearby pond ducks, eh? Or did the ducks get tired of screwing your sorry ass?
Either way, you are still an asswipe.
Yep, I bust a nut in your eye so that you can see where I am cumming from. Since nobraina has a fasination with black dick and balls, I will shove mine down his racist, gay mullet wearing, meat headed throat. Now if you care to dine on my chocolate flavored balls, I would advise you to shut the fuck up.
put alil love in your heart
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You’re as clever as always louie. Sticks and stones may break my bones but your words will always be retarded.
Nigga please! You learned all about jail when yo mama took you along to go see her baby daddy on visitation day. (Mind you that it probably wasn’t your daddy because your mom probably have six kids with 5 different niggas from da hood). And my name is Nobama, Nobraina must be one of your 73 cousins that u b confusing me wiff.
Put a little knowledge in your head. You stupid fuck.
Is that how you learned how to be my lil bitch? Your mom taught you, well rest assured, your truly a good lil bitch, she taught you well. Now look bitch, you better play nice before I post pics of your mom and her biological brother in some hot steamy incest taboo sex. Did you know that the offspring of such sexual encounters usually come out retarded, errrr, nevermind. You know that first hand eh retarda.. aka, noBRAINA. You don’t like your lil name bitch? Did I hurt your fucking feelings. You about to cry? Nothing looks more pathetic than a mullet wearing, 400 pound, moon faced retard weeping in some shit stained underware and tight shirt curled up in the fetal position on your dirty ass floor under the underpass you call home. If I want call you NOBRAINA, then the only thing your DUMBASS is going to do is claim it and enjoy it BITCH. Now
put alil love in your heart
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, But you choked on my big bone when I shoved it in your mouth and you liked it bitch.
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White people certainly do not like Dane Cook, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it…
Hello racist, black man choking, equal rights revokin, jim crowe loving, mullet wearing ……… you get the point. I am sure you have read my lil intro’s before. How many of YOU PEOPLE heard you President last night. Did he answer your questions now? Did he explain why healthcare for all is such a good thing. Are all you rednecks happy yet? Has he put your hearts at ease? What more do YOU PEOPLE need to get intouch with reality. I am soo amused at the hate people are showing against the Commander and Chief. Oh well, get over it. He is incharge and your not. And I bet you crackas got a real hoot when he said those red neck cops arrested a brotha who was minding his own business in his own house. That was STUPID of the police to OPPRESS da brotha, and STUPID of you trailer trash crackas to think the police actions were justified. So, where do we go from here? Who has love in their hearts. I have been reading these post and I see a lack of love in some peoples heart. 😦 That makes me a sad enigma. So I will make it my business to spread some love around. To all the whites who don’t fit in the above catagory, again I say, that is not aimed at you. If you are reading this getting ready to reply with some stupid red neck trailer trash jargon because I hit close to home and offended your cracka ass, Get the hell over it. Look at CNN tonight and watch the great show, ‘black in america 2’ tonight and learn something and by all means
put alil love in your hearts
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Eniggama,
In response to your question, “Where do we go from here”? May I suggest that you and the rest of your ape ass relatives go back to Africa, and then the rest of us can go about living peaceful lives without you sorry chitlin eating fucktards.
Put a little noose around your neck.
That’s a good suggestion, maybe I will go VISIT the MOTHER LAND, I heard it is pretty nice over there. I heard the caves in Europe would fit you nicely if you ever decide to go home to your ‘mother land’. But for right now, I’m sure your trailer in the back woods of bumfuck america does you well. Now take your first cousin fucking ass back under the rock from which you came beeeotch.
put alil love in your heart nobraina
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Oh yeah, Nobraina, I forgot to tell you something. Go fuck yourself.
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Eniggama,
I’ve been to that shit-hole you call the “mother land” and believe me it’s not nice. At least my ancestors were building shit better than a fucking mud hut back in the day. Your dumb ass ancestors still don’t have the skills to build a doll house much less a real structure. All you sorry ni ggers should be kissing the white man’s ass for giving you a free trip off of that piece of dung that you call a continent.
Put a little soap on a wash rag. You stink monkey.
Funny, where is egypt at? Is it not the home of the pyramids? Funny, last time I checked the WHITE MAN’S globe, it is still in AFRICA. So while YOUR ancestors were decorating caves, mine were BUILDING a couple wonders of the world. I find it SOOO funny, that the superior race would give credit to a lil green man from space than to admit the obvious. Allow me to say this to you very slowly, BLACK PEOPLE BUILT THE PYRAMIDS, SPINX and IS CREDITED FOR BEING THE FOUNDATION FOR CIVILIZATION. Did you get that nobraina. Not just my words. And before your dumbass decide to say something STUPID like saying the white egyptians built them, take your dumbass there today and you will see alot of color there. Dumbass crackas like yourself make me laugh. You say stupid shit to make yourself feel better because your lil trailer you live in makes you feel VERY INFERIOR to the black man. hahaha. I just love poor white trash like yourself, everytime you open your mouth, I just shove my nuts is in there as far as possible. And your dumbass must like it because you still keep opening your trap. So suck on this bitch.
put alot love in your mouth (ooops, you already got that)
alil love in your heart
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Eniggama,
You are dumber than I thought. Comparing Egyptians to the spear-chunking, mud hut-dwelling ni ggers that we brought over here is laughable. Give me a break. Egyptians may not be white but they sure as fuck aren’t ni ggers either. Look up pastor Manning on youtube and he’ll explain it to you. He is one black man that actually knows what he is talking about. And, if it was ni ggers that built the pyramids they were the slaves that the Egyptians used for labor, not the motherfucker designing the shit. Face the facts Eniggama, your ancestors are a bunch of shit eating monkeys. But, I would trade all you welfare rats here for the ones over there now. At least they act like they have a little bit of sense. Most true people from Africa (except for the Nigerians-who are the most worthless people on Earth) would not have shit to do with 99% of the blacks that live in the U.S.
Case in point, watch the documentary “Kicking it” and notice how the players from Kenya act like true sportsmen, and the ni ggers from North Carolina act like a bunch of chimp thugs.
And just as a matter of curiosity. If my ancestors were such back ass cave dwellers, and yours were so much more advanced. Explain to me how we ended up enslaving your dumb asses. If they were so fucking smart shouldn’t it have been the other way around? So chew on that for a little while after you get Buckaroo’s nuts out of your mouth.
yeah, that whole racism thing is kinda lousy. have fun as far away from me as possible. which will be soon. fyi.
fuckin crackah.
Nobraina, your dumber than I knew. If Egypt is in AFRICA, and Blacks live in AFRICA, and BLACKS live in EGYPT, how the hell can you say with your ugly ass staight face that egyptians are not African. That is just plain STUPID. Your a part of the superior something, superior DUMBASS clan. I don’t need to look up anyone to see common sense shit. You must be one of those dumb ass hick crackas that has to have everything spoon feed to you, well suck on this bitch, fuck you and your ignorant, no cause since you should know better, DUMBASS logic.
I don’t have to travel to another part of the world to see a worthless motherfucka, I got you to turn too, thanks you peace of shit. Now as for your question, I will just say this and let its power rest on your stupid meat head……..
WE GOT A BLACK PRESIDENT BEEEEEEEEOOOOOOTCH. That means he is H.N.I.C. Don’t know what it means, look it up. That to me looks like blacks rose over oppression and beat your lazy ass slave owners at their own game. So to you and your fellow racist red necks. I truly enjoy tellin you to kiss my black ass. Really, Kiss it right in the brown eye til it winks at ya bitch.
put alil love in your heart
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Eniggama,
Wow, it looks as though I hit a nerve. Truth really does hurt huh? Okay let’s look at this objectively. In 200+ years blacks have managed to put half of a black man in to the presidency. But wait, theres more. He was raised by all white people. Wow. Imagine that. A half black man raised by a white family that does not act like a stupid fucking monkey. And another thing. Ihi dad was from Africa, which goes back to my earlier point that blacks from Africa are 1000 times better than the idiot ni ggers who have lived here for generations. So enjoy this hollow little victory of yours. My life has not changed a bit since he took office. I’m still white, still have a job, still have a house and I still not a stupid shit eating monkey like you.
And another thing. Unless Obama needed your vote(or your money) he would not have a damn thing to do with you or any of your stupid ass ignorant ni gger friends. I bet he would move to the other side of the street if he saw you coming. So fuck off and go wallow in your own ignorance you stupid fuck.
Wow nobraina, I bet you felt real good about yourself when you wrote that bullshit. LOL, no cupcake, you don’t have the intelligence to strick a nerve with me. But I am sooo glad you decided to go there about our beloved President. Yes he was raised by whites, yes his biological father is a true African. But you know why I am glad he is our Commander and Chief, because he knows how to put stupid red neck crackers like yourself in their place. I wonder what half of him said the police department was acting STUPID? Was it his white half? What half was it when he DID’NT apologize for saying it? I am so glad he is half white, that way you get to feel the betrayal when he tells you losers to kiss his HALF BLACK ass in the correct way. Half the time, YOU PEOPLE don’t even realize it til days later. Like the stupid cop comment. I was looking at his speech laughing my ass off because those red neck congressman were showing their true colors when he laid out his lil verbal trap. They bit, hook, line, and sinker.
Now allow me to ask you, do you think he would live next door to YOU? He is an educated man, unlike yourself. If you were educated, your dumbass would realize that the color of your skin means jack shit. Stupid red necks like yourself who aint got nothing only have racist bull to hide behind to make yourself feel better bout who you are. So I will give you an inspirational speech, ahem.
To all you red neck, mullet wearing, first cousin fucking, incest embracing, no shower taking, hounddog kissing, trailer park pimping, rusty truck driving sheet wearing bitches like nobraina, you too are somebody. You may not be much, but you are something nontheless. I say to you, RISE UP, strive to get that job at McDonalds, RISE UP, to get that fourth wheel on your 1972 ford pickup. RISE UP, and take that first shower in 15years, don’t worry, it wont hurt you. RISE UP, get off welfare and blaming the black man for your failures. Get up and make it happen, I believe in you. Polish your one tooth in your mouth and smile at the new day. Take notes for Obama and say “yes I can”. One day, you will rise from being a piece of shit, to just being a turd. Now go out and
put alil love in your heart
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Um.. #101
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/
wow, enigma, you’re a dumb niggger. Why don’t you just face the facts: white people are superior. Just look at what we have accomplished in our time here on earth. Then look at what you’ve accomplished. Most of you monkeys are still flinging shit at each other back on the shit hole of a continent. But you know what? I’m not racist. I mean, with a little training, you apes can get along just fine here in America. The problem is that africa is so shitty, that us white people don’t want anything to do with it. I mean, look at what some of you were able to do once we got you over here and whipped you into shape with a little slavery. If we wanted to we could get your shit together over there in africa too, but it just doesn’t seem worth it. Like I said, with a little training, you make great pets. Come on though, to think that nigs are just as good as white people is just ignorant. Look at europe, look at america, look all around the world. Now look at africa. Theres something wrong with this picture. Why is it that all over the world people are building cities, curing diseases, and creating new technology, but in africa they are still fucking monkeys and living in mud huts? The answer is simple: black people are stupid. It’s inevitable that one day us white people are going to need all of that space that you are currently wasting, and we are going to have to either train you, or just get rid of you. How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months. haha, I love that joke. Anyway, who taught you how to use a computer?
wow, enigma, you’re a dumb niggger. Why don’t you just face the facts: white people are superior. Just look at what we have accomplished in our time here on earth. Then look at what you’ve accomplished. Most of you monkeys are still flinging shit at each other back on the shit hole of a continent. But you know what? I’m not racist. I mean, with a little training, you apes can get along just fine here in America. The problem is that africa is so shitty, that us white people don’t want anything to do with it. I mean, look at what some of you were able to do once we got you over here and whipped you into shape with a little slavery. If we wanted to we could get your shit together over there in africa too, but it just doesn’t seem worth it. Like I said, with a little training, you make great pets. Come on though, to think that nigs are just as good as white people is just ignorant. Look at europe, look at america, look all around the world. Now look at africa. Theres something wrong with this picture. Why is it that all over the world people are building cities, curing diseases, and creating new technology, but in africa they are still fucking monkeys and living in mud huts? The answer is simple: black people are stupid. It’s inevitable that one day us white people are going to need all of that space that you are currently wasting, and we are going to have to either train you, or just get rid of you. How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months. haha, I love that joke. Anyway, who taught you how to use a computer?
Wow whiteguy, your one dumb CRACKA, to answer your question. Your mom taught me how to use the computer, while I had her white ass bent over on all fours taking this big BLACK anaconda swinging between my legs. Tell her I will be back over later tonight for another lesson. As for you whiteguy, stupidity knows NO END with you. You sound just as dumb as nobraina. White people are the ones who called africa the home of civilization. Not everything thats white is right, just look at you. The poster child of incest, really. Your moms brother is your biological dad, your three legged hounddog is your baby mamma. Hell, your mistress is your first cousin. I don’t have to go to another country to see poor white trash, I can look at you in the foot hills of buttfuck county usa. And if I want to talk to a piece of shit racist cracka, I just talk to you. So, I decided to take the high road tonight, and not battle a DUMBASS in a game of intellect, I would win to easily, so I will give you what you want you lil bitch. A big dose of black meat in your mouth. I know you like that being the racist bitch that you are. Oh, my bad. Your not racist. So that being said, that means your just a DUMBASS CRACKA. That title fits you well too.
put alil love in your heart
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haha. You just sound like a dumb niggger. Why don’t you tell me some more about how you fucked my mother, or about the trailer park I live in, because I’d love to hear it. Truthfully, I wanted you to reply, and I’m glad you did. Just by opening your mouth you prove how stupid black people really are. Your right, africa, more specifically Mesopotamia, is the birth place of civilization, and white people made sure to get the fuck out as soon as they could. Africa is also the birth place of AIDS you monkey fucking retard.
Hey NOBRAINA, did I run your gay ass off. Did the realization that Egyptians ARE Africans blow your mind. Well, allow me to do you a favor. Since your dumbass is to stupid to have an intelligent thought, I will do your dumbass a favor and spare your dumbass anymore embarrassment. Answer me these questions three,
1. You sound very angry, after you were hatched, did your dad/uncle abandon you? I understand you grew up thinking he was eaten by a alligator in your back yard.
2. Are you in the military? I am sure you are, the Navy infact. You have to be, I have seen your skills with LONG HARD SHAFTS FULL OF SEA MEN. And you ride the submarine good too.
3. Are you naturally this dumb or does it come naturally to you? Stupidity like yours is not human, I have seen garden slugs with more intellect than you.
So, are those questions too hard for you bitch? Do I need to ask questions more at your level like who was the last guest on Sesame street? or Who is big birds best friend? So military boy, GI Jane, I look forward to your response. Now shape up and act right Gomer Pyleofshit.
Put alil love in your heart
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Ps, I forgot to set the record straight, you see you are Buttarroos bitch, not me. Allow me to explain to you in simple english. Hopefully your lil pea brain can comprehend. Buttaroo answered my ad, not the other way around, and then your bitch ass answered buttaroo. Now using that logic, you saw buttaroo and you dropped down on your knees and started juggling his balls like the fat headed gerbil that you are. You just said YET another stupid comment which inturn made me stick my foot in your ass, where it has been eversince. And where it plans to stay for a very long time. Now shape up and ship right Gomer Pyleofshit, stick to playing with buttaroo, I don’t take nicely to bitches.
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Haha, you sound like a Dumb cracka. If you represent the superior race, then I have nothing to worry about you dumb ass. I knew your ignorant ass would have something else to say, most dummies do. Your a big time racist on this site, but off the computer, your just alil bitch that no self respecting white supremist would want to hang around. The only time they let you hang out with them is when you are on your knees taking in the ass, hence, is why your alil bitch, you nazi reject. Now go back to your cell with your big black boyfriend and wash his underware til they are nice and clean, you lil dog. And when your done, he will give you what every lil dog loves, A BIG JUICY BONE.
put alil love in your heart
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I’m sorry but I can’t sit back and let this be. You need to shut the fuck up. You just sound so stupid that I can’t not insult you. Can you please go back to africa and eat shit like the rest of your brothers. I hope some dumb niggger steals your computer so that I never have to read anything you write ever again. If you really want to stop racism, get an education, contribute to society, and stop sounding like a fucking retard. You actually make me hate black people more. I wish we never brought you apes over to America, things would be so much better. Choke on your fried chicken you porch monkey.
Whats the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?
The length of the chain.
Sounds like I hit alil nerve with ya bitch. No worries, you just felt the mighty thrust of an intelligent BLACK MAN injecting alot of erection in your mouth and knowledge in your pea brain. If I sound stupid, then you sound like the bitch that you are who is mad that you got big black nuts shoved down your throat. I bet you thought it would be fun and games to talk shit to me you lil turd, Just because your a piece of shit don’t mean you are allowed to swim in my toilet bitch. Consider yourself flushed. You are now dismissed, you go get an education and after say, 20yrs, you will be able to hold a conversation with my 6 year old niece without losing. You must not have to worry about somebody stealing your computer, you are in jail and all. But rest assured, my computer is safe and sound. Thanks for your concern. Bitchess worry about the most silly things.
Anyways, I tire of you bitch, you are now dismissed. Your boyfriend is waiting on you, don’t keep him waiting.
put alil love in your heart
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Hey Whiteguy, did’nt you do this same bullshit on the first page. Is this another trait of the superior race, to sneak around trying to get the last word where you feel it is safe from my wraith. Did’nt work. So I will do you a favor sneakyman, I will c/p my responce to your original post……
Wow whiteguy, your one dumb CRACKA, to answer your question. Your mom taught me how to use the computer, while I had her white ass bent over on all fours taking this big BLACK anaconda swinging between my legs. Tell her I will be back over later tonight for another lesson. As for you whiteguy, stupidity knows NO END with you. You sound just as dumb as nobraina. White people are the ones who called africa the home of civilization. Not everything thats white is right, just look at you. The poster child of incest, really. Your moms brother is your biological dad, your three legged hounddog is your baby mamma. Hell, your mistress is your first cousin. I don’t have to go to another country to see poor white trash, I can look at you in the foot hills of buttfuck county usa. And if I want to talk to a piece of shit racist cracka, I just talk to you. So, I decided to take the high road tonight, and not battle a DUMBASS in a game of intellect, I would win to easily, so I will give you what you want you lil bitch. A big dose of black meat in your mouth. I know you like that being the racist bitch that you are. Oh, my bad. Your not racist. So that being said, that means your just a DUMBASS CRACKA. That title fits you well too.
put alil love in your heart
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I just don’t get it. You haven’t said anything remotely intelligent yet, nor have you made any arguments at all. Actually, aside from insulting me, you haven’t really said anything. So tell me, what exactly are you winning? How have you proven that you are better than me?
What do you call a black man with a college education?
A niggger.
I am accomplishing pissing you off. My intention all along was to just insult you, so what DON’T you understand DUMBASS? I am winning the battle of your soul, you are MY LIL BITCH now, get use to it whiteman.
put alil love in your heart
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ps, whats the difference between a racist white man and a retarded donkey, NOTHING, YOU are both DUMB ASSes
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Haha. Sorry to disappoint, but you aren’t pissing me off. You see, you are such a dumb ape, that every time you flap those niggger lips of yours, you prove my point and degrade your entire race. So essentially, every time you respond to me, you are making me happy: not mad at all. The only way you could hope to win would be to just stop responding at all. However, if you stop responding, I will have successfully trained you and accomplished my ultimate goal: getting you to shut up. Therefore, if you continue to talk, you make me happy; if you stop altogether, you make me happy. You can’t win because your stupidity gets the best of you. I own you. Eat shit niggger.
Whats the difference between a bucket of shit and a niggger?
The bucket.
Lets take a look at the facts here, shall we whitebitch.
“I’m sorry but I can’t sit back and let this be. You need to shut the fuck up. You just sound so stupid that I can’t not insult you”
You sound like a frustrated bitch, I know your dumbass can’t insult me. You need intelligence to do that whitegirl. You keep asking me to stop responding back to you bitch, why, you can’t handle a lil conversation with a black man. You don’t like the fact that a brotha is getting the better of you. Everytime you look at your mom, you see me ramming my big black johnson DEEP in her, and how she loves it. She loves it soo much, her white ass sings “Im black and I’m proud”.
Look you kkk reject, suck my big black dick and juggle my nuts like the moon face muskrat that you are.
Put alil love in your heart
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Whats the difference between a racist kkk reject like yourself and a very large pile of elephant shit?
The pile of shit has a high IQ, and smells better.
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First I’d like to say thank you, for proving my point once again. Next, lets break down “the facts”. I said, as you quoted,
“I’m sorry but I can’t sit back and let this be. You need to shut the fuck up. You just sound so stupid that I can’t not insult you”
Now, I’m assuming that you can read (correct me if I’m wrong), and in my last post I said that my ultimate goal was to get you to shut up. This is the goal that I made clear when I said, “you need to shut the fuck up.” Now you said,
“You sound like a frustrated bitch, I know your dumbass can’t insult me.”
First of all, there is no frustration. I simply stated that my values could not allow me to let you to continue to talk without consequences. I said that this forces me to insult you. Yes, “can’t not” is a double negative, which means that I have to insult you, not that I am not capable of insulting you, as your dumb ass misunderstood. So where does this leave us? Once again you have accomplished nothing but to make me smile. Like I said before, I own you: just like my ancestors owned yours. You can’t win this, and because I know that I have won, this will be my last response. I can only hope that one day you can stop being such a dumb niggger and become a productive member of society. Ah who am I kidding.. just stay out of my neighborhood. Eat shit niggger.
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Why do nigggers smell so bad?
So blind people can hate them too.
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P.S. your jokes suck.
First I’d like to say thank you, for proving my point once again. Next, lets break down “the facts”. I said, as you quoted,
“I’m sorry but I can’t sit back and let this be. You need to shut the fuck up. You just sound so stupid that I can’t not insult you”
Now, I’m assuming that you can read (correct me if I’m wrong), and in my last post I said that my ultimate goal was to get you to shut up. This is the goal that I made clear when I said, “you need to shut the fuck up.” Now you said,
“You sound like a frustrated bitch, I know your dumbass can’t insult me.”
First of all, there is no frustration. I simply stated that my values could not allow me to let you to continue to talk without consequences. I said that this forces me to insult you. Yes, “can’t not” is a double negative, which means that I have to insult you, not that I am not capable of insulting you, as your dumb ass misunderstood. So where does this leave us? Once again you have accomplished nothing but to make me smile. Like I said before, I own you: just like my ancestors owned yours. You can’t win this, and because I know that I have won, this will be my last response. I can only hope that one day you can stop being such a dumb niggger and become a productive member of society. Ah who am I kidding.. just stay out of my neighborhood. Eat shit niggger.
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Why do nigggers smell so bad?
So blind people can hate them too.
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P.S. your jokes suck.
Hey whiteguy, your a dumbass and you could’nt insult me if your life depended on it. And no worries, I will stay FAR AWAY from your trailer park neighborhood. I tend to live in areas where the homes were not shipped there by trucks. I stand by my words bitch, and I will be damn if I have to explain myself to the likes of YOU. You wouldnt understand even if I did. So do what you do best, suck dick and run and enjoy the fact that you made yourself look like an even bigger ass than you already are, if thats possible. I insulted you enough for now, rest assured, there will be more to come bitch. Now run and hide, you cowardly red neck and
put alil love in your heart
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Ps
enjoy your BLACK President bitch
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Man, the level of racist on this site has dropped tremendously. I use to enjoy having alil racial debate, but if NOBRAINA or WHITEBITCH is the representation of the racially insensitive on this site now, then the white power movement is in trouble. So attention all neo nazies, skin heads, kkk, arian brothers, you need to smack the white off whitebitch for giving you a bad name. He just got his white ass handed to him by a BLACK MAN. Hahaha, and not only that, but he decided to quite like the BITCH that he is. LOL, he really represents YOUR PEOPLE well. And by the way, whitegirl, your jokes sucked too, but the difference is, your a dumbass red neck kkk drop out who likes the taste of black dick in your mouth.
put alil love in your heart
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I hate to go back on my word, but you just had to bring obama into this. Yes I will enjoy my half black president, because he is a well educated, intelligent, and respectable man. I think that he is going to make a good president, and that is why I voted for him. Like I said in the very beginning, I am not a racist. I just hate retarded, ignorant black people like yourself, and I love the way you squeal whenever people make racist comments. You see, this is enjoyable for me. Your like a dumb little puppet that dances around for my entertainment. I don’t really believe some of the things I said about black people, although almost everything applies to you. I just said them so that you would dance; it worked. I want everyone to know that I am not racist, I just like to fuck with stupid people. Besides, any respectable African American could clearly see through this, and realize just how stupid you are. In fact, if I were black, I would be embarrassed by you, as I’m sure many people reading this are. So why don’t you just give up, because the fact still stands; i own your ass. Now dance little monkey, dance.
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what’s the difference between a niggger and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
You are a real spin doctor whitegirl, now you want to be black. Make up your mind dumbass, first you hate black people, now you love em, first blacks are compared to buckets of shit, now you voted for one. Why the change of heart, OH SHIT, Your black boyfriend caught what you were writing and made your bitch ass apologize. I didnt mean to get you into trouble. Your hands got you in this mess, but your mouth can get you out, so get to sucking you black dick sucking bitch. And don’t get mad, its only the truth faggot.
put alil love in your heart
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Ps, my jokes don’t suck as much as you. You never met a dick you didnt like to suck on beeeotch.
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Anyone here speak ebonics?
P.S. to you
you suck the cock, and you like it.
You are determined to have the last word, does it mean that much to you bitch. You can have it. I have better things to do with my time, I do have job to go to tomorrow, unlike your self. Toodaaloo bitch. 😉
oh well, just for kicks and giggles, I will AGAIN c/p my responce to you the first time your dumbass wrote this crap……. Just like the corn you ate last night, enjoy it a second time around you shit eating red neck.
Hey whiteguy, your a dumbass and you could’nt insult me if your life depended on it. And no worries, I will stay FAR AWAY from your trailer park neighborhood. I tend to live in areas where the homes were not shipped there by trucks. I stand by my words bitch, and I will be damn if I have to explain myself to the likes of YOU. You wouldnt understand even if I did. So do what you do best, suck dick and run and enjoy the fact that you made yourself look like an even bigger ass than you already are, if thats possible. I insulted you enough for now, rest assured, there will be more to come bitch. Now run and hide, you cowardly red neck and
put alil love in your heart
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enjoy your BLACK President bitch
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Hahaha, nice footwork monkey. I really hope someone else reads this so that they can laugh along with me. I knew you were dumb, but come on man. I just told you that I am fucking with you. I just told you that I want you to respond with your stupid comments, just for my satisfaction, and to my amazement, you didn’t disappoint. Are you really that stupid? I just told you to dance for me, and you waltzed around like a fucking retard. Please, if you have any dignity left, stop yourself from making the same mistake again. In fact, I surrender. I thought that I had you beat, I thought that there was no way that you could win, but I was wrong. Your relentless stupidity has driven me from hatred to sympathy. I don’t know how anyone could be so dumb, but you somehow manged to do it. I hope that you can find help. My first suggestion would be to re-read this conversation over and over until you have figured out where you went wrong. Ask a friend or parent to help you understand if you are still having trouble. I’m not sure how you are going to make it in this world but as much as I dislike you, I don’t want to see you die. So remember, don’t use the toaster in the bathtub, and look both ways before you cross the street. Good luck.
hahaha. dude, don’t waste your time with this guy like I did. If you want a couple of laughs, read our whole conversation, its good shit.
Holy Jesus Christ, whiteguy and enigmama spewing buckets of shit, using the N word, and blabbering like a couple of guinea hens. Not an intellectual thought between the two of them, nor a brain big enough to speak to anything beyond sixth grade knowledge. Two potty mouthed morons awash in a belief they are some kind of intellectual talent.
Hey guys just try sometime to be a little more like a high school student. You know, quit shiting your diapers, throwing your food, and shoving your index finger up your nose past the second joint.
For openers we could discuss the root cause of both of your maligned racism. What happen in your past to make you say the comments you make on this blog? Do you understand that your comments paint a picture of what your are, and it isn’t pretty.
Peace be with you two miserable fucks.
You won whitegirl? Well allow me to give you your prize. Let me undo my zipper and shove my hairy nuts in your mouth.
put alil love in your heart
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Free Flight of the Conchords, Stella, and Eastbound and Down Giveaway – If I Reach 20,000 Followers on Twitter
http://lincolnsaysuncool.wordpress.com/2009/07/27/free-flight-of-the-conchords-stella-and-eastbound-and-down-giveaway-if-i-reach-20000-followers-on-twitter/
Dude shut up. You come in here and act like you are some sort of intellectual god to be worshiped. I had fun fucking around with that retard so why don’t you mind your own business. If you had time to read everything then you need to find a hobby. Why don’t you step down off your high horse because the fact is that you are wasting your time reading this bullshit and responding; that makes you just as miserable you dumb fuck.
It’s spelled Arayan.
Hi whitebitch, ya miss me. Did ya feel like you ran me off the site with your bull? Claiming you got the better of me and ACTUALLY doing so are two different things. I allowed your RETARDED ass to get the last word last night being you needed a chance to think of something clever. And would ya know it, you DID’NT. You still sound like the dumbass you are. So it is now time for the teacher to sit back in front of the class and pay my lil ‘special’ student some much needed attention. And by the way whitegirl, a ground hog is an intellectual god compared to you.
put alil love in your heart
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Hey buttarroo, did you feel left out? Are you getting jealous that some dumbass red neck took your place suckin on my nuts. No worries, there is enough room for the both of you. I thought you would have your hands full playing grab ass with Nobraina. I guess not. Looks to me like you want more man meat up your ass. I am not going to waste to much time with you, I am having to much fun making my lil flunky rant and rave and quit and come back and so on and so forth. Anywho, I got more foot to shove up his ass, I will deal with you later. And by the way, you want to read something intellectual,
Please kindly place my scrotum down your throat until you feel light headed. Give the pub’s the same treatment you give Paint the horse. Now fuck off. Oh yeah,
put alil love in your heart
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You are correct, after they read how STUPID the superior race representative sounds, they will laugh their ass off. Are you going to quit again and then come back like you usually do? I am starting to get use to it, you lil drama queen beeeotch.
put alil love in your heart
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All of a sudden I can’t do what you are saying you do. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. By the way, thank you for the intellectual comment about me. You’re right. It’s kind of hard for you to keep up, huh?
Mind my own business. I am, and that’s fuckin with you. You sure are easily excited, but still a racist.
Your nut sack seems to want to be in a lot of places. Do you ever have your pants on?
Too many dumbasses, not enough time. They just have to spend time on task.
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Haha. Yeah, actually, it was a little difficult for me to keep up with your last comment because it was fucking stupid. You’re just as dumb as that other retard. I honestly don’t have anything to argue with you about, and aside from throwing insults back and forth I don’t see this going anywhere. So unless you have something intelligent or relevant to add to this conversation I suggest that you just keep quiet. Oh and enigma, just stop talking. I already mopped the floor with your face yesterday and I’m getting tired of your repetitive bullshit.
Hey NOBRAINA, did I run your gay ass off. Did the realization that Egyptians ARE Africans blow your mind. Well, allow me to do you a favor. Since your dumbass is to stupid to have an intelligent thought, I will do your dumbass a favor and spare your dumbass anymore embarrassment. Answer me these questions three, 😉
1. You sound very angry, after you were hatched, did your dad/uncle abandon you? I understand you grew up thinking he was eaten by a alligator in your back yard.
2. Are you in the military? I am sure you are, the Navy infact. You have to be, I have seen your skills with LONG HARD SHAFTS FULL OF SEA MEN. And you ride the submarine good too. 😮
3. Are you naturally this dumb or does it come naturally to you? Stupidity like yours is not human, I have seen garden slugs with more intellect than you.
So, are those questions too hard for you bitch? Do I need to ask questions more at your level like who was the last guest on Sesame street? or Who is big birds best friend? So military boy, GI Jane, I look forward to your response. Now shape up and act right Gomer Pyleofshit.
Put alil love in your heart
Ps, I forgot to set the record straight, you see you are Buttarroos bitch, not me. Allow me to explain to you in simple english. Hopefully your lil pea brain can comprehend. Buttaroo answered my ad, not the other way around, and then your bitch ass answered buttaroo. Now using that logic, you saw buttaroo and you dropped down on your knees and started juggling his balls like the fat headed gerbil that you are. You just said YET another stupid comment which inturn made me stick my foot in your ass, where it has been eversince. And where it plans to stay for a very long time. Now shape up and ship right Gomer Pyleofshit, stick to playing with buttaroo, I don’t take nicely to bitches.
I had to post this twice to make sure your dumbass see it beeeeotch.
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What in the fuck is your definition of logic? You use the word but you certainly must have an unique definition.
Do you know about spell check? It’s something which makes a person appear smarter than you really are. Even without spell check most folks, including morons, know the name of our language is always spelled with a capital. Enigmama have you swallowed another nut sack, cut off circulation to your brain, which in turn atrophied to an acorn? You need to pay more attention to me to avoid your clandestine fall into the abyss of dumb.
Just tryin to help, dumbass.
Oh, yeh. Put alil love in your mouth.
hahaha I love it. Enigma you are just so dumb.
My logic is that your on my nuts like the fat face gerbil that you are. You see my name, and you open your fat mouth and SWALLOW like a good lil girl suppose to. I got spell check, YOU, now keep up the good work chump. Now you better be happy I am letting you keep Nobraina on your sack. Now I am not worried about your home in the abyss of dumbness, I have an education to prevent me from dwelling there with you, thanks for the warning though.
put alil love in your heart
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Thats not what your mom said last night.
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Nah, but I will put my SACK in yours buttaroo
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You’re always telling folks how you have screwed their mother. Is that because you’ve worn your own mother’s various body orifices out? Have you tried her eye ball sockets? That may save you some time chasing around. Put alil love in an eye socket.
Enigma, I finally figured you out. You’re gay.
Nope buttaroo, never bothered my dear mother, but I have filled every body orifice on your dear ol mom with something big and brown. I will give you two guesses, you only need one though. Next time your suckin my balls, just look up and you will see it. It’s that heavy tube on the side of your face.
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As usual, your WRONG dumbass, but whitegirl, you are a homo. You suck on my balls too much to not be gay beeeotch.
put alil love in your heart
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Weak. You usually do better.
see. he’s obsessed with having his balls sucked. gay.
I am not going to waste my good insults on the likes of you. I have shoved my foot up your ass enough as it is. It is no longer fun.
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You must enjoy having nuts in your mouth because you keep opening your mouth beeeeotch. Me thinks your the homo, bitch.
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You stop sayin stupid shit and I will stop shoving my nuts in your mouth. You knew what you were getting into when you opened your dumbass mouth. You don’t like it, tough shit. Now
put alil love in your heart
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Gay.
Boy, you are really letting your creative juices flow today whitegirl, what next, you going to say nah nah nee boo boo?
Ps, the only one gay between us is YOU.
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Break my god damn heart.
already did.
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You did a poor damn job of it; since I was only being vicious.
Well your sissie ass limp wrist attack made you look more like richard simons than hulk hogan, I would advise you to leave the vicious to me.
put alil love in your heart
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America sucks, but not as much as Europe. what Europeans lack in American arrogance they more than make up for in anti-American arrogance.
But ultimately their all the same–Europeans and Euro-Americans– in their obsession with their history, music, cuisine, and everything else they stole from the rest of the world and called their own.
Gee. Who don’t you hate? And is it tiring to be so negative? Or just plain convenient to place millions of people in a category and decide you know exactly what all of them are like?
I heard this rumor that there are one or two Europeans and an American somewhere who are actually pretty decent people. Don’t quote me on that, though.
Holy cow. These comments are worse than EwTube comments, or USA Today, and I thought I’d never see that in my lifetime.
dude your dumb as shit. America is made up of immigrants from all over the world. Granted that most of them were from europe, there are still hundreds of different cultures here. That is our history, our cuisine, and our music. We can enjoy those things because we are culturally diverse. If you didn’t spend so much time hating America then maybe you could learn to enjoy these things as well.
Right, and there are no cats in America. The power of your national myths never ceases to amaze me.
America might be made up of immigrants and “hundreds of different cultures,” but your stupid melting pot is just thinly veiled assimilation and homogenization.
Who said I hated anything or anybody? I just said America sucks, and then explained why. It’s not the people literally, just their bullshit antics and ideologies. I prefer places and people who aren’t obsessed with how great “their” history is but in the next breath turn somebody else’s story into their own. For example, the countless times I’ve heard about how Frederick Douglass fled to the North and achieved his own freedom. Freedom, right. Europeans and Euro-Americans love freedom. They transplant it all over the world! “Here you go, little brown brother, here’s some freedom, I’ll trade you for your land, culture and dignity. Don’t worry, you can come stay with us, we’ve got plenty of work for you back home.”
Well, in hard times its more like: we like your food, but you gotta go home.
“When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said, “Let us pray.” We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.—–”
Desmond Tutu
And then what happened? Did the ruthless savages return the land to its rightful owner and go back to America, France, England, Portugal, Spain, and/or Belgium?
Where do you think Hitler learned it from? It’s called 400 years, people. Well, we’re approaching 500 now.
“Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself, can spare time for personal contention. Still less can he afford to take all the consequences, including the vitiating of his temper, and the loss of self-control. Yield larger things to which you can show no more than equal right; and yield lesser ones, though clearly your own. Better give your path to a dog, than be bitten by him in contesting for the right. Even killing the dog would not cure the bite.”
Abraham Lincoln
“Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.”
Sholem Aleichem
where are you from that is so great?
History is history; if we were involved at all then it qualifies as our history too. And it seems like you have more of a problem with human nature than with western culture. Yeah we stole land from natives, but that’s what people do. You think that the native tribes didn’t compete for territory amongst themselves? There always have been and always will be wars. Have you ever heard of Darwin? Survival of the fittest. Granted we live in different times now, and there isn’t as much imperialism. Just because America goes to war, or makes a statement, that doesn’t mean the entire nation is behind it. Right now our country is polarized by the events occurring in the middle east. Besides, its all a matter of perspective. And another thing: I don’t know where you are from, but unless you live on Antarctica then you don’t have a clean record either.
on a side note, fievel goes west is one of my favorite childhood movies.
Great, I’m dealing with a Machiavellian Social Darwinist. One who is, ironically, also an idiot . . . proof, to borrow from your lexicon, that some of the unfit are permitted to survive so long as they go along with the fittest’s story.
Again, learn the difference between reality vs. myth-that-disguises reality. Your sense of ethics and history lies in the latter.
Where am I from? Doesn’t matter. What matters is that I’m an existentialist materialist.
And for the record: history is NOT history. History was what people write about the past. History is (always) changing.
Friggin Social Darwinists. You need to come up with a better excuse than “it’s natural.” That’s a cop-out.
wow, oh so smart. History is always changing and its a matter of perspective, I was using a figure of speech asshole. And as it is a matter of perspective, YES, it does matter where you are from. I don’t give a shit about the labels you give me or yourself. And since when is Darwinism a cop-out, oh right, ever since it got in the way of your argument. Why don’t you enlighten me with some truths? Why don’t you tell me about reality. No really, I’m tired of being a stupid American, I don’t want to be a Machiavellian Social Darwinist. So how about it Mr existentialist materialist, show me the light.
“When God made the oyster, he guaranteed his absolute economic and social security. He built the oyster a house, his shell, to shelter and protect him from his enemies…. But when God made the Eagle, He declared, ‘The blue sky is the limit – build your own house!’…. The Eagle, not the oyster, is the emblem of America.”
Author unknown
“Where, after all, do universal human rights begin? In small places, close to home – so close and so small that they cannot be seen on any map of the world. Yet they are the world of the individual person: the neighborhood he lives in; the school or college he attends; the factory, farm or office where he works. Such are the places where every man, woman and child seeks equal justice, equal opportunity, equal dignity without discrimination. Unless these rights have meaning there, they have little meaning anywhere. Without concerted citizen action to uphold them close to home, we shall look in vain for progress in the larger world.”
Eleanor Roosevelt
I didn’t say anything about perspective. It’s always about narratives based on evidence. But you have been (very thoroughly) trained to believe, in a contradictory fashion, that (1) “freedom” and “democracy” are unique or special in the USA, and (2) when the US Army School of the Americas spreads fascism instead of democracy, it is okay to blame it on human nature.
I labeled your cultural-political lens, “Machiavellian Social Darwinist,” only because you claimed to know human nature (Machiavelli) based on Darwinist principles.
I guess I could have just called you a 21st century Herbert Spencer.
I didn’t say I knew reality. I said that you don’t know the DIFFERENCE between myth and reality. You call your myth “natural.” This permits you to see history as a natural course of events. I prefer to hold people and their myths accountable.
It doesn’t matter if you’re American, but it does matter if you’re stupid. You must seek the light of your own fruition. It begins with acknowledging the existence of the light.
Every way of looking at something is also a way of not looking at something.
righteous educator,
quit posting lame quotes. do something original.
“ighttriderk, FUUUUUUCK YOU.”- Righteous Educator
“ightriderk, you’re an existentialistic asshole who talks alot of gobbeldygook bullshit.”-Righteous Educator
Is that original enough for ya muthaf**ker?
“The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life.”
Theodore Roosevelt
“I do not understand, therefore you are an idiot.” — Roland Barthes
He that knows not and knows that he knows not is a child, teach him.
He that knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool, shun him.
He that knows and knows not that he knows is asleep, wake him.
He that knows and knows that he knows is a teacher, follow him.
– Persian Proverb
Alright, you make a good argument, and you sound like a pretty smart guy, but you are the one that lives in a world of myths. All you really know is what you’ve been taught, what you have learned on your own. What you don’t know, is what America is really like. You generalize the entire country based off of some trite anti-American stereotypes. When I experience it first hand. You don’t know the American people, just like I don’t know your people. You can’t judge 9 year old Suzy Smith from Kent, Michigan based off of what you hear on the news or read in a book. There are a lot of good people in America, people that are products of our values. The truth is that America is a great country, and I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else. Your entitled to your opinion (at least in America you are) but I don’t have to listen to it. If you want to continue to bash America based on stereotypes, then at least tell me where you are from so that I can do the same.
Well, you seem convinced that I am not American, or that I have never experienced America. Neither of which are true.
And now you might say: if you dislike it so much, then leave. That is, of course, a terribly undemocratic thing to say. The right to criticize and dialogue is integral to democratic thought. But for the most part, it is not the people that I criticize, but the contradictions and failures of American ideas and policies. These policies have made the outside world far less safe for Americans to travel. (Especially after the Bush regime.)
Nor did I generalized or stereotype Americans. I only spoke of America, as a place and as an idea. As an idea, America is essentially Machiavellian in its values and in policies (domestic and foreign). As an idea, America is a failure. A big, fascist failure. America reminds me of a giant Dolores Umbridge, all dressed up in pink while it goes around the globe swallowing up any democratic principle that exists.
And like you said about that little twit from Kent, Michigan: we are products of the values we are brought up with. Which is why you are so undemocratic.
According to the USA Patriot Act, I do not have the freedom to speak the opinions that I am, as you say, “entitled to.” In fact, the Patriot Act, which is only one in a long line of such xenophobic legislations in US history, is the political expression of the fascist American values of fierce nationalism and militarism. It was these values that permitted your mind to assume that, since I have critical things to say about America, I must not be from there. It also allowed you to feel that you have the right to criticize where I am from—Toronto. Your staunch belief in the idea that freedom actually exists, and that America is the pinnacle of it, allows you to ignore the many undemocratic things America and Americans espouse. For example, spreading “the American way of life” (i.e. freedom) justifies the existence of a Patriot Act or a US Army School of the Americas at home and imperialism, warfare and dictatorships abroad.
I do not hold the average American accountable for such things. But we are all accountable for seeing through the contradictions (which I have hardly touched on). Just because you are a ‘true American’ doesn’t mean it isn’t fascist.
Well, you seem convinced that I am not American, or that I have never experienced America. Neither of which are true. In fact, you might notice that my “name” is a sort of Pig Latin for “Knight Rider,” arguably the dumbest show in the history of television.
And now you might say: if you dislike America so much, then leave. That is, of course, a terribly undemocratic thing to say. The right to criticize and dialogue is integral to democracy. But for the most part, it is not the people that I criticize, but the contradictions and failures of American ideas and policies. These policies have made the outside world far less safe for Americans to travel. (Especially after the Bush regime.)
Nor did I generalized or stereotype Americans. I only spoke of America, as a place and as an idea. As an idea, America is essentially Machiavellian in its values and in policies (domestic and foreign). As an idea, America is a failure. A big, fascist failure. America reminds me of a giant Dolores Umbridge, all dressed up in pink while it goes around the globe swallowing up any democratic principle that exists.
And like you said about that little twit from Kent, Michigan: we are products of the values we are brought up with. Which is why you are so undemocratic.
According to the USA Patriot Act, I do not have the freedom to speak the opinions that I am, as you say, “entitled to.” In fact, the Patriot Act, which is only one in a long line of such xenophobic legislations in US history, is the political expression of the fascist American values of fierce nationalism and militarism. It was these values that permitted your mind to assume that, since I have critical things to say about America, I must not be from there. It also allowed you to feel that you have the right to criticize where I am from—Toronto. Your staunch belief in the idea that freedom actually exists, and that America is the pinnacle of it, allows you to ignore the many undemocratic things America and Americans espouse. For example, spreading “the American way of life” (i.e. freedom) justifies the existence of a Patriot Act or a US Army School of the Americas at home and imperialism, warfare and dictatorships abroad.
I do not hold the average American accountable for such things. But we are all accountable for seeing through the contradictions (which I have hardly touched on). Just because you are a ‘true American’ doesn’t mean it isn’t fascist.
Rag head bullshit. Sand sifting idiot. Camel shit eating goat fucker.
Beg to differ, but God didn’t make shit. Not one goddamned thing.
“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”
– Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1844-1900) German Philosopher, Poet
“Exaggerated sensitiveness is an expression of the feeling of inferiority.”
Alfred Adler
Buckaroo that is the first intelligent thing I have ever heard you say. I guess perhaps I have misjudged you. You are not a complete retard after all.
Ramen.
Sounds like the predecessor to Hitler.
After your statement I can say the same about you. Now, if only I can find something else about you that applies. There must be something.
I’ve got it. Enigmama, the one other thing with have in common. Sort of like a pain in the ass that won’t go away.
Nobraina, welcome back. I heard the surgery to separate you and you K9 lover was a success. I guess it is true when they say that sometimes when dogs have sex with their bitches, they get stuck together. I am glad the doctors were able to get Rovers dick outta your ass. Allow me to label this moment in time as “when two dumbasses meet”. Nobraina aka GOMERPYLEOFSHIT and fuckedinthebuttaroo are no sucking each other off and joining forces. How sweet. Well lucky for you, I have not missjudged either of you. Both of you are Dumbass morons who have way too many dicks in your mouths.
No, the only pain you have in your ass buttaroo is that 20inch rubber dick you keep up there all day to get your jollies. I guess it rubs your hemroids the wrong way. Let me leave you two love birds alone so that you can finish sucking each other off. How rude of me to interrupt. Your girl friend gomerpyleofshit dont like to be interrupted during your lil 69 session.
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OH yeah, have a good day.
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Sounds like nuts in your mouth and a foot up your ass.
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Hey Gomerpyleofshit, I posted this a few days ago and I guess you overlooked it. SO, out of the kindness of my heart, I am posting it again for your reading pleasure. Also, feel free to answer my lil questionaire, If you have the mental capabilities to do so.
Hey NOBRAINA, did I run your gay ass off. Did the realization that Egyptians ARE Africans blow your mind. Well, allow me to do you a favor. Since your dumbass is to stupid to have an intelligent thought, I will do your dumbass a favor and spare your dumbass anymore embarrassment. Answer me these questions three,
1. You sound very angry, after you were hatched, did your dad/uncle abandon you? I understand you grew up thinking he was eaten by a alligator in your back yard.
2. Are you in the military? I am sure you are, the Navy infact. You have to be, I have seen your skills with LONG HARD SHAFTS FULL OF SEA MEN. And you ride the submarine good too.
3. Are you naturally this dumb or does it come naturally to you? Stupidity like yours is not human, I have seen garden slugs with more intellect than you.
So, are those questions too hard for you bitch? Do I need to ask questions more at your level like who was the last guest on Sesame street? or Who is big birds best friend? So military boy, GI Jane, I look forward to your response. Now shape up and act right Gomer Pyleofshit.
Put alil love in your heart
Ps, I forgot to set the record straight, you see you are Buttarroos bitch, not me. Allow me to explain to you in simple english. Hopefully your lil pea brain can comprehend. Buttaroo answered my ad, not the other way around, and then your bitch ass answered buttaroo. Now using that logic, you saw buttaroo and you dropped down on your knees and started juggling his balls like the fat headed gerbil that you are. You just said YET another stupid comment which inturn made me stick my foot in your ass, where it has been eversince. And where it plans to stay for a very long time. Now shape up and ship right Gomer Pyleofshit, stick to playing with buttaroo, I don’t take nicely to bitches.
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Alright, well run for president or get used to it. I can’t cahnge your opinion, but I can stop coming here to read it. So see you later. Good luck.
Wow, enigma, your still here? I thought you would have swallowed some drain-o or something by now.
Wow, whiteguy, your taking a break from the receiving end of the glory hole. I am glad you didnt drown in all that man spunk. I have a heavy dose of it for your swallowing pleasure.
🙂
“Are you naturally this dumb or does it come naturally to you?”
lol!
Do you like sucking my balls, or is it an acquired taste?
put alil love in your heart
🙂
i guess i wouldnt know since i am white, but don’t Americans of other races like america too? just saying– this one might be a bit vague.
Eniggama,
I have to concur with whiteguy’s earlier post. You are without a doubt gay as fuck. No man could possibly talk about dick as much as you and not be.
Enigmama is typical of a 14 year old sexually deprived male, as most at that age have never had sex in any form, but that sure doesn’t stop them from talking about it. The little critter is kind of bright in some aspects, but sexual maturity alludes him.
Well gomerpyleofshit, anyone who sucks as much dick as you can not possibly be straight. And the fact that you are all on the whitegirls nutsack, proves me right. I am not gay, I just bitch slap dumbasses alot.
😉
Is that so buttfuckedaroo, I guess I will never know the gentle touch of a horse’s dick up my ass. That is YOUR thing, not mine. Tell your lover Paint the Horse I said to take it easy on you. I am sure he is doing some serious damage on your bootie.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
dude you are so definitely gay.
I’m not whitegirl, but your mom is. And she likes it.
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Can you be 14 and gay? When I was that age, all I thought of twenty-four hours a day was pussy. Enigmama, on the other hand, is beating off his dog and thinking of all the other animals he wants to titillate with his magic. He may not be gay yet, but he is well on his way. I know there are no women in his future because of his total fascinated with animals.
I changed my mind, your gay at 14. You’ve set a record, congratulations. The more you talk the gayer you get. Shit, what’s this world coming to? At least my sister is safe from you, but I have grave concerns about my horse and dog.
Eniggma,
I have been looking at all of your idiotic posts from the past. I notice that there are two themes. One is that you have never once said anything remotely intelligent. The other is that nearly all of your posts have something to do with having sex with men. So I can only come to one conclusion about you: you are a stupid cock sucking fag.
Oh I almost forgot. Your also a shit-eating ni gger.
A blast from the past buttfuckedaroo
“A love poem about buttaroo and his horse
If they say we were doin’ wrong
If they say we were out too long
Well, you can say
My arms were just too strong
Put the blame, put the blame on me
Felt so good when I held you tight
Couldn’t stop when we kissed goodnight
So if they tell us we don’t have the right
Put the blame, put the blame on me
What I feel is deep inside
This is real and I won’t hide
Go ahead and use my name
I’ll be proud to take the blame
You just did what I made you do
You love me and I love you
So if the way they talk can bother you
Put the blame, put the blame on me
What I feel is deep inside
This is real and I won’t hide
Go ahead and use my name
I’ll be proud to take the blame
You just did what I made you do
You love me and I love you
So if the way they talk can bother you
Put the blame, put the blame on me”
😉
Hey buttaroo, there is one sure fire way to deal with you. Your like that annoying lil fly buzzing around in the room, making alot of noise and saying nothing. Rememba dis….
“A love poem about buttaroo and his horse
If they say we were doin’ wrong
If they say we were out too long
Well, you can say
My arms were just too strong
Put the blame, put the blame on me
Felt so good when I held you tight
Couldn’t stop when we kissed goodnight
So if they tell us we don’t have the right
Put the blame, put the blame on me
What I feel is deep inside
This is real and I won’t hide
Go ahead and use my name
I’ll be proud to take the blame
You just did what I made you do
You love me and I love you
So if the way they talk can bother you
Put the blame, put the blame on me
What I feel is deep inside
This is real and I won’t hide
Go ahead and use my name
I’ll be proud to take the blame
You just did what I made you do
You love me and I love you
So if the way they talk can bother you
Put the blame, put the blame on me”
You remember it beeeotch, and the funny thing is, it was written about you and a MAN!!!! Who’s the fag BITCH?
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Enigma, Buckaroo & Nobama–
As a white person, I have relished the opportunity to find many, many mistakes in each of your posts. Mind you these are beyond the sweeping mistakes in each of your general points of view, but since I am a white person that likes America I must respect all of them as part of the rich tapestry that our founding fathers no doubt conceived of when drafting the amendments to the constitution to protect each of your sorry asses. (irony #50 & diversity #7)
But I digress… since I can’t stand grammatical mistakes (#99), I feel compelled to show how advanced of a white person I am in the hopes that you will learn how to conjugate “you are” and not sound like you dropped out of junior high school after your realized you were homophobic racists. How very self aware of you (#18)!
It’s “you’re” fuckwads… so Enigma when you want to say, “Your like that annoying lil fly buzzing around in the room”, please add the apostrophe and “e”. Other examples — Buckaroo, “I changed my mind, your gay at 14.”… Nobama, “Oh I almost forgot. Your also a shit-eating n****” I mean c’mon guys don’t make us suffer through your own inadequacies. Your marginally-witty banter gets discounted to banality with each grammatical mistake. Double check your shit before firing it off.
Other examples:
“I know there are no women in his future because of his total fascinated with animals.” (tense agreement)
“The little critter is kind of bright in some aspects, but sexual maturity alludes him. (It’s “elude” not “allude” douche)
You guys sure you’re white?
Ho hum. Cut and paste…very weak.
Nomama,
Back off on the n-word. No one responds to it, and we all know that is what you’re after. It’s over with; you didn’t get anywhere. It’s a word for certain times and places and you’re not even qualified to use it in the first place. (see Chris Rock)
But very effective Buttaroo.
put alil love in your heart
😉
Hey Gomerpyleofsheeeooot, LOL, up yours. The only thing you CAN do is LOOK at my old post. Learn to READ and then you can comment. I got your two themes right here, my left sack and my right sack and the common middle, YOUR MOUTH. I am far from gay, I just enjoy aggrevating the morons on this site, especially YOU. You red neck, one tooth with 10 cavities having, mullet wearing, Danial Boone on crack with an alley rat hat looking loser. Do what you do best, bend over and take it like the fruitcake that you are. And by the way, I notice your lil candy behind is avoiding my 3 questions I asked you. Did you have a hard time comprehending what I asked. Do I need to stick to questions of your level, like what type of animal is big bird. Don’t bother answering that one, you would just get it wrong anyways.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Hey whitefosho, conjugate THIS!!!! (use UR imagination and picture what finger I am sticking up, and heres a hint, ITS not the pointer) Last time I checked, I AINT ask you for no engrish lesson, so buzz off. But when your unemployment runs out, send me your resume, I can always use another secretary. I got a big pen you can write with in that big mouth of yours while your under my desk earning your raise. Then when your finished, you can proofread my post before I send them. That way, evrybody be happy.
put alil love in ur hart
😉
ps, by da way, NO, Im not.
Enigma–
Awww, so angry this morning and you didn’t even pay attention to the basic premise of my note you douche.
See if you can find where you went wrong:
“I got a big pen you can write with in that big mouth of yours while your under my desk earning your raise. Then when your finished, you can proofread my post before I send them. That way, evrybody be happy.”
Here’s a hint… your use of “your” is still all fucked up, probably much like your credit, teeth & rectum.
Hey whitefosho, I see kitty got paws, note, not claws because your alil pussy. Rest assured that I am far from angry, matter of fact, I am at peace with the world. I see you decided to c/p my lil statement:
“I got a big pen you can write with in that big mouth of yours while your under my desk earning your raise. Then when your finished, you can proofread my post before I send them. That way, evrybody be happy.”
And guess what, I stand by my comment AND its grammatical technicalities. If you have a problem with my writings, tough noogies. Better yet, tuff shit. Now since you are interested in talking about my credit, its better than yours, I have all my teeth (and they are straight & clean) and my rectum is and will always be a VIRGIN. It has a sign that says do not enter. You on the other hand, have a sign on your mouth that says cum on in, all is welcome. No penis shall be denied. And I dare not say what your rectum says, but your butthole is wide enough to drive a freight train thru.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Love the blog, don’t love America, I’m Canadian. I don’t even think I love Canada though, perhaps strongly like. I like it better then America, which we call the States, which I think is more accurate. Technically since Easter Island is part of Chile which is in South America they could also be called Americans. Maybe I do love American then. I lived in Colombia for a bit and really enjoyed myself, they get a bad rap you know. I think you get the point. I also love other places more then the States. I think USA may be in my top 35. Cheers
WTF??!!
Matt ole buddy, change your meds.
May I add: needle dicked bug fucking ridge running jug fucking Mississippi trailer trash.
I have loooove in my heart.
hey a hole. you still haven’t accepted my challenge. what is your gamer tag you flaming bag of man juice.
how do you fuck a bug and a jug at the same time?
Enigma, you’re a retard.
Who said you do?
He is certainly sexually retarded. Fourteen year old boys should be thinking about the opposite sex of his species instead of all the animals he’s dreaming about.
Whitegirl, you are a lil beeeotch. There are only two things you do with bitches like yourself, slap the shit out a bitch, like I have, and fuck a bitch, like me shoving my big hairy nuts in your fat gerbil mouth.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
And your a horse-fucking beeeotch. The other retard on this site besides whitegirl is YOU. I don’t dream about animals, but you do. And to make matters worse, you act on them. Tell everybody about your lover Paint the horse and how he taps dat ass everynight.
😉
No Shit Sherlock, I got better things to do with my time than to play with the lil kiddies with you. Grow the fuck up and get a job. Life is not a game SON, one day you have to take up responsiblity. I have faith in you SON, you will find your way one day.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Ask your mom Tyler, she knows all about it. And I have seen the video.
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He said “fuck a bug” not fuck a horse buttfuckedaroo.
😉
Heheh… Ass master…
The only thing you slap is your pathetic dick… fucking wigger.
I said this earlier but you might have forgotten..
Heheh… Ass master…
The only thing you slap is your pathetic dick… fucking wigger.
Ass Hat.
Your name suits you well IDIOT on board, anyone DUMB enough to call themself an idiot is not worthy of my insult because you already know what you are. I am not sure what your dumb ass is talking about with the “ass master” thing, but if you are referring to me shoving my foot up dumbass beeeeotches asses like yourself, well golly gee, I’m the one. Hi
🙂
I said THIS earlier IDIOT, but just incase you forgot…..
Your name suits you well IDIOT on board, anyone DUMB enough to call themself an idiot is not worthy of my insult because you already know what you are. I am not sure what your dumb ass is talking about with the “ass master” thing, but if you are referring to me shoving my foot up dumbass beeeeotches asses like yourself, well golly gee, I’m the one. Hi
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Coming from someone who calls himself an IDIOT, I am not surprised by the lack of creativity. The hamster in your head is really spinning the wheel in overtime. Maybe you better put him back up ass where he belongs because with all the ass comments you have been making IDIOT, a hard peace of man meat up your ass is all that’s on your mind. You need Jesus.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
whiteguy: I’ve concluded that you are indubitably an insult to the white race. Your comments are uninformed, biased, naive and extremely predjudice. You might want to change your tone as the white race will soon be the minority in America.
nobama: your profile name is unoriginal. Thank you.
I don’t get it? Aren’t you essentially asking the same thing? Being naturally dumb or arriving at something naturally seems it would produce the same result.
Enigmama
Your anal fixation and repeated tea bagging seem to be the entirety of your sex life. Obviously you’re not married or even have a girlfriend considering your sexual ramblings. This is all the more proof your chronological age is fourteen, with your mental age decidedly below that. Your nothing but a pathetic animal butt fucker with no life except your computer. So, with a little love in my heart I’ll send you a poem for your reading pleasure.
An Ode to Enigmama, thoughts unto himself.
No mama and a love of Obama,
I sit alone in a trauma.
Now that I’ve told all,
I have no one to ball.
Oh, mother save my ass,
Cause I show no class.
Oh no, she won’t do shit,
I guess I’ll dig a pit.
This is one hole I can fill,
Even though I have no skill.
Enjoy, feel free to jump right in, big boy.
The rest of us will jump with joy.
This poem will end fore there are no mourners to hear.
So long, farewell and good bye.
The Buckaroo
An ode to buttaroo, I can do poetry too 😉
Why are you so gay?
Was it in the hay?
The hay you and your lover Paint shared at night
Looking at his eyes sparkle, love at first sight
His stong legs, his big bright eyes
or can you get past his muscular thighs
Oh horsey love, oh horsey love
the buttaroo and his horsey love
When you are around your horse
your heart flutters like a summer dove
When horsey bends you over at night
and makes you feel sooo right
taking your booty thats no longer tight
you give it to him willing, put up no fight
Oh horsey love, oh horsey love
the buttaroo and his horsey love
All on this site know
of your beastiphile love for horses you show
Its illegal in all 50 states
but your sick love 4 horses is not faint
You need the molestation of your taint
by your lover, your horse, Paint.
So bend over buttaroo
let paint do what he do
What a sight I would love to forger
the day I saw Paint riding you off to da sunset.
Till next time, you open your mouth and fart
put alil love in your heart
😉
There you go again, dreaming of bestiality and anal sex while you do rhyme with one hand and masturbate with the other. If you’re half the boy you think you are, you should be able to switch hands and continue on. I suspect when you try that, you end up twisted into a pretzel with one thumb up your ass and the other in your mouth.
Your cutesy little “put alil love in your heart” is another way of saying, “I’ve got a little pecker but please love me anyway”. Sorry, it isn’t going to work; grow up little guy and your day may come.
One more thing, Paint died about four months ago. Sorry to ruin your dreams.
Wow, you have that killer bootie, OL Paint could’nt handle that Buttaroo loving huh? Did he cum before he went, hope so. I would like to think that he died with a smile on his face while you layed there with your paints pulled below your knees and your on all fours sobbing like a new born baby. Sorry for your lose, I know he was the best lover you ever had. Look, don’t get mad, it will be ok. I know your not the only beastiphile in the world, but, I am not one of them. I only love women of the human species, and they love me. Don’t put YOUR reality on me.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
These woman that love you, I have seen before. 360 pounds and up plus an attitude that would scare the flies off a garbage truck. Keep dem dare honeys that I refer to as sweat hogs and have a ball trying to find the right fat fold to put that three inch dick of yours. After all that pud pounding and you end up with a toothless fat bitch that needs to go to a truck stop scale to weigh herself.
Since you dream day and night about the perfect animal to screw, because your above described lay is loosing interest in you, doesn’t mean that is my cup of tea. My taste and requirements in woman far exceeds yours. I’ve seen those knocked kneed, five foot wide ass, arms that stick straight out, waddling, hunks of trans fat you hang around. You’re so hard up that you probably would love to stick it to old Paint’s ass even though he is dead. Sorry, old Paint is buried, and I’m not telling where. May he rest in peace. And may you never rest in piece.
That is not very nice buttaroo, I know you seen her before, how dare you discribe your mother like that, I only dated her for a few weeks. I was weak, I looked at her toothless smile and all sorts of kinky thoughts ran thru my head. Oh, the things she can do with that mouth of hers, Yeah I did her, and I would probably do it AGAIN!!!! You got a problem with that? Once you get over the smell, it was like……..WOW!!! For once, I am speechless, I don’t know how to explain it. Her mouth is SOOOO GOOOD. I guess your moms mouth to me is what Paints (ahem) ‘horsehood’ is to you, pure pleasure. I don’t have time to play with you today, you brought back some memories so I’m bout to find her number and give her a call. Hopefully she lost alil weight, if not, more cushion for da pushin eh!!!! 😉
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Ps, I am not a beastaphile, you are. Now stop calling your mom an animal.
I don’t know who you’ve been diddeling, but my mother past away many years ago. Are you sure it isn’t your mother, and you are just your normal confused self. Don’t worry, that’s pretty well normal for 14 year old behavior. I mean normal for behavior: it is not normal to be dicking your mama.
On my way, no time to play.
Love in my heart.
Please let me say,
You put love in a fart.
Hey Buttaroo, obviously you must enjoy getting done in the bootie by farm animals so why do you deny it? You like what you like, and you must enjoy me reminding you of it because you continue to RUN your fat mouth. Had you just took your butt kicking like the gimp you are, I wouldnt be reminding you of your sickness. But since you wanna hang…
something old
A blast from the past buttfaroo
“A love poem about buttaroo and his horse
If they say we were doin’ wrong
If they say we were out too long
Well, you can say
My arms were just too strong
Put the blame, put the blame on me
Felt so good when I held you tight
Couldn’t stop when we kissed goodnight
So if they tell us we don’t have the right
Put the blame, put the blame on me
What I feel is deep inside
This is real and I won’t hide
Go ahead and use my name
I’ll be proud to take the blame
You just did what I made you do
You love me and I love you
So if the way they talk can bother you
Put the blame, put the blame on me
What I feel is deep inside
This is real and I won’t hide
Go ahead and use my name
I’ll be proud to take the blame
You just did what I made you do
You love me and I love you
So if the way they talk can bother you
Put the blame, put the blame on me”
something new……
An ode to buttaroo, I can do poetry too
Why are you so gay?
Was it in the hay?
The hay you and your lover Paint shared at night
Looking at his eyes sparkle, love at first sight
His stong legs, his big bright eyes
or can you get past his muscular thighs
Oh horsey love, oh horsey love
the buttaroo and his horsey love
When you are around your horse
your heart flutters like a summer dove
When horsey bends you over at night
and makes you feel sooo right
taking your booty thats no longer tight
you give it to him willing, put up no fight
Oh horsey love, oh horsey love
the buttaroo and his horsey love
All on this site know
of your beastiphile love for horses you show
Its illegal in all 50 states
but your sick love 4 horses is not faint
You need the molestation of your taint
by your lover, your horse, Paint.
So bend over buttaroo
let paint do what he do
What a sight I would love to forget
the day I saw Paint riding you off to da sunset.
Till next time, you open your mouth and fart
put alil love in your heart
Silence is golden ya know. You should give it a try funny man.
😉
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Canadians are Americans with bad accents and a different flag….please do not supress your denial any further.
Good day white people, how are ya doin buddies, are ya feeling good? Do you approve of your BLACK President so far? Sure ya do, haha. I am in a good mood today and it is next to impossible for any of you people to ruin it. I do have a question though, why are people soooo up in arms over healthcare for all? I am looking at the news at all these stupid americans who are yelling and screaming about how bad it is and how the new bill will change healthcare forever. Wooooooo, scary huh? Really, take BIG profits outta heathcare, make hospitals healthier, not more expensive. Obama must be some kind of monster for wanting EVERYBODY to get health coverage. Those dumb ass people make me sick. I just hope that they have to depend on the same healthcare one day that they oppose so dearly now. Healthcare needs to be changed so whats the problem. Oh well, lets just hope the big P has his way and everybody, not just the chosen few can get meds when needed.
put alil love in your hearts
🙂
So, what? White liberal douchebags are finally “proud of America,” just like Michelle Obama finally is?
In “Back to the Future,” the “future” Hill Valley is so fucked up, it’s got a black mayor. It’s axiomatic: when a city gets its first black mayor, it means that city is circling the bowl.
How much more the case when the city in question is a country?
You misuse “penultimate,” Mr. Improper Usage Undermines Credibility.
“Imperative,” I will guess, is what you meant.
“Penultimate” simply means “next to last.”
“Different from.”
“Buckaroo on December 2, 2008 at 12:02 pm
James old buddy, it is civilization. Don’t worry about that, you have a lot of bigger problems than your inability to use spell check.”
“Civilisation” is a valid alternate spelling, Buckaroo.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civilisation_(TV_series)
“Kimberly on December 3, 2008 at 4:50 pm
I am (respectfully)curious,I cannot find the alternate spelling of civilization anywhere,can you tell me what dictionary has it?I am an English teacher,so I really am curious,I cannot find that spelling anywhere..”
Lord! Your poor, unfortunate students!
Tip: while you’re checking out “civilisation/civilization,” look up “comma splice.”
I’m sorry, but I don’t think you get your “fairly intellectual” ticket punched unless you know who James Baldwin is.
“Rachael on December 4, 2008 at 10:10 am
Oh dear! Please don’t nitpick over grammar and then write “your welcome.” It’s you’re welcome!”
Also, a comma must be followed by a space, a fact of which Kimberly the punctuation expert appears to be unaware.
Proofreading is a blood sport. Step into the arena at your peril.
“‘Battle Royal’ is the name of the first chapter of Ralph Ellison’s 1952 novel Invisible Man. This first chapter was originally published as a short story in the October 1947 issue of the English literary periodical Horizon and entitled ‘The Invisible Man.’ ‘Battle Royal’ is the name adopted by subsequent anthologies to differentiate the story from the novel of the same name.”
http://www.enotes.com/battle-royal
Don’t swed the little things, Räven.
James spelled defence with a “c.”
Time for some ignorant person to tell James he spelled it wrong.
Thank you. Your comment sums up the platform and contentious attitude of the conservative party. And I, as a liberal, was never not proud of America. I just don’t lie down and accept the American goverment is perfect just because “they” tell me it is. I actually have a working brain and ability to see beyond what is in front of me.
With a comment like this, conservatives wonder why we label them as racist. Proof is in the pudding my friends.
“Nice on August 17, 2009 at 4:12 am
With a comment like this, conservatives wonder why we label them as racist. Proof is in the pudding my friends.”
And your head is up your ass.
You sound like an angry person. You are probably one of those right-winged nut jobs who eventually run out of intelligent things to say and stoop to insults (oops, too late… you did that already). I just hope that your previous criminal record has prevented you from purchasing a gun. I feel relieved that you don’t represent the liberals.
Note: being “angry” is a big no-no as far as liberal douchebags are concerned.
Anger is bad.
Note how this knucklehead extrapolates “crazy,” “violent,” and “criminal” from my comments.
Talk about going off the deep end.
Eniggama,
Those “chosen few” are the ones that get up and go to work everyday. And they are about 85% of the population. The one’s that aren’t insured are the lazy ass welfare rats who suck off the government tit anyway. Maybe we are mad because we already work for our stuff (unlike you and your porch monkey relatives) and don’t want to pay for your sorry asses to live any longer than you have too.
john e f
Do you think I’m a dude? Hahaha… that would make me laugh
I sincerely hope you feel better after your tirade. Have a great day! Life is short… don’t waste it being angry.
Hey gommerpyleofsheeeeeot, welcome back. You finally made parole. Congrads, but I am sure your boyfriend will miss you but then again, you will be back soon. You are institutionalized you lil jail bird. Anyways, why are you worried about the “chosen few” anyways, your not one of them. Your just P.W.T, (figure it out). Your mad because everytime you wake up and look around your pathetic lil trailer, you realize just how big a loser you really are.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Nice sez “Do you think I’m a dude?”
…Nice, I sincerely hope you feel better after your non sequitur.
Hey John e f, I got something you can understand and it makes me feel good. Go fuck yourself you dumbass poster child of the wonders of abortion. The world would be alot better if your mom just swallowed.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
I take gettin’ trolled by enigma about as personally as I take getting hit on by a whore.
It’s just what they do.
A few rich white people wanna get into a hip-hop reference:
“Obama, bama, he’s our brotha’, and no president can’t be fo’ real no ‘otha'”. Show your support, vote black. Make our country look multi-culti, diverse and integrated. +
Eniggama,
Oh wow, your little code is so hard to crack. Poor white trash huh? If I was poor living in a trailer that would make me a Republican. I however am a middle class white male who owns his own home and does not like government in my life. That makes me a Libertarian. You on the other hand are a shit-eating monkey that lives in government housing when you are out on bail. That makes you a democrat. And why are you so worried about free health care, don’t they treat you for free when you go to jail?
All of you are racists fuckers.
Enigmama, you’re no poet.
I’m back from the heartland. God, are they fucked up. They’ve never seen a black man before, and they think Oboma is going to steal them blind. If health care passes it won’t be because they were for it.
” i take gettin’ trolled by enigma about as personally as I take getting hit on by a whore.”
And you would’nt know that feeling either since your as ugly as a dogs behind and no self respecting whore would hit on you. they would pay YOU to leave. You should be flattered ANYBODY would pay you any attention LOSER. What does E.F stand for anyways John, Everybodies FOOL.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Roses are red
violets are blue
all I have to say is
F*** you buttaroo
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It took you long enough to figure it out Gomerpyleofsheeeeot, I am proud of you though. I thought you would’nt get it. You living in a trailer would not make you a Republican, it would make you better off than what you are, a dumb, back woods red neck with no front teeth who lives in the middle of nowhere. Most incest babies dissapprove of gov. intervention so I am not suprised at your stance. I am not a monkey, but you ARE a IDIOT. And for the record, just because you made parole don’t make you any better than anyone else. I make more than you, know more than you and I never been to jail. Too bad you can’t say the same gomerpyleofsheeeeeot.
put alil love in your heart
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Hey yeah uh huh, shut your dumbass up!!!
put alil love in your heart
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Enigma, you’re gonna get thrown outta the blog and be given a swift ban. The blogger insists most of the white elite is just posers wanna get “with it” by supporting the Obama administration. Previously thought the majority of businessmen and billionaires were stuck on Dubya Bush. Who wants to back an inept poor-rated presidency to caused an economic recession not this bad in 80 years?+
Most of us are proud to be Americans, for a country to get over the legacy of official racism and when we find the right candidate convinced 75% of the voting bloc to elect him, no matter what race he is. We all recall Jesse Jackson, Alan Keyes and Shirley Chisholm run for president, other African American political figures had their eyes on the white house (no pun intended). I got the joke: rich white elitists used to never wanna associate with black people…until now. +
Hey yeah uh huh, a smart person you are definitely NOT. Give the lil hamster in your head you call a brain a rest and just shut up.
put alil love in your heart
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Now, now, now, be nice you deprived oversexed bubble gummer. You keep wanting my ass, and it just ain’t going to happen. There is no use in your getting all upset and angry. Settle down pet your crotch some more, and someday you’ll grow up to be an inmate in a big prison somewhere. Then you’ll have all the corn-holing you want.
Dandelions are yellow
Prisons are grey
Wait some more
And you’ll be there someday
I bet you would know about prisons being grey
That is because, you are GAY
If you would shut your mouth & swallow ur pride
I would’nt have to keep my foot up your back side
Now you settle down you undersexed bubble gummer
The only thing your good at is giving guys hummers
I am not talking about the big bad truck
Im talking about you humming while suckin on their nutts
Now run away child, I am thru with you
Do what you do best, molest a horse or two
poetry is cool, poetry is an art
no run along and
put alil love in your heart
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Hey buttarroo
a poem just for you
I bet you would know about prisons being grey
That is because, you are GAY
If you would shut your mouth & swallow ur pride
I would’nt have to keep my foot up your back side
Now you settle down you undersexed bubble gummer
The only thing your good at is giving guys hummers
I am not talking about the big bad truck
Im talking about you humming while suckin on their nutts
Now run away child, I am thru with you
Do what you do best, molest a horse or two
poetry is cool, poetry is an art
no run along and
put alil love in your heart
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I see you had a retarded moment. Are you just learnin’ this computer thing?
You need to get over this gay thing. It will impress your case worker, and he won’t bug you so much.
I love that a title and a photo can elicit angry comments from people. Good for you! I have so much to learn at http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com but I have been receiving hate mail so I must be doing something right!
FDR was his name. He did the same thing Obama is doing now. Spending our country deeper into recession and then a depression. Washington just needs to leave the economy alone and let it fix itself.
Hey HOMOroo, get fucked FAG. If Iwant to call your bitch ass gay, I will and there is nothing you can do about it but shut the fuck up beeeeotch.
put alil love in you heart
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Anger, anger, anger; settle down, grab your manhood and start beating off. Now, do you feel better?
Since you brought it up, my guess is if we were standing face to face there wouldn’t be much you would have a desire to do. Big talkin’ dumb shits just never have follow through.
I’ve got the love.
john e f:
“All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.”
“The mind is everything. What you think you become.”
“Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. ”
Buddha
Is that so horsemolesteraroo, I am glad you got the love because I did give it too ya. Two big hairy love drops right in your gerbil mouth. I was never angry, you of all people don’t have the intelligence to upset me. Now you on the other hand, always HAVE to get the last word, which forces me to shove more of you foot in your mouth. And speaking of shoving BIG things in YOUR mouth, I have plenty of follow thru, the nutts too your mouth creamy follow thru. Enjoy beeeotch.
enjoy the love I shot in your mouth
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It’s astonishing to me the bs that comes out of people’s mouths and what they believe to be true, especially on the health care reform topic. I work in the private health insurance sector. You are sadly mistaken if you think having a job guarantees you health insurance! In fact you have really showed your ignorance by proclaiming that “the one’s that aren’t insured are the lazy ass wlefare rats”. Have you hever heard of GAMC, Medicare/Medicaid, SCHIP? Those are government administered health insurance products….which… ta da… are offered to the poor (aka welfare receipients). The population that is most affected by lack of health care coverage is the middle class. Private insurance is too expensive and they make too much to qualify for government assisted health insurance.
Of what you dream can never come to be. I bite, therefore the stories you tell are but fiction, and your dreams are your own living hell. That’s the last word for you to try to comprehend.
Chomp that bubble gum and beat your pud
As much as you dream, you’re not a stud
Cuss and swear all day long
In front of a computer after the bong
There’s no hope for enigma
Because of his self imposed stigma.
Chomp that bubble gum all day long.
Hey buttaroo, you beastiphile freak, I would STRONGELY advise you to swallow that teenie weenie bit of pride you think you have and take a hike before I start bringing back your walk of shame. Do I need to go back and share too the new people on this site your pityful paste. You know, how you love playing with bull testies and tickling pigs. Do I need to show your perverted love of horses? Look loser, I was finished with you along time ago, your a scrub, everybody, and I mean everybody, cuts you down and makes you look like the dummy you are. Your a bum, get a job (your words), your a beastiphile, get a girlfriend and leave farm animals alone. You have a reputation on this site, and it is not a good one. Remember the LOVE poem someoneelse wrote about YOU and another MAN. I guess that makes you a gay beastiphile. Again, I strongely urge you to take a hike before I give you more of what I gave you in the past.
put alil love in your heart
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Scary shit, man. I’m shaking in my flip flops. I don’t know what site you are talking about, bubble gummer, because what you say isn’t true about this one. Speaking of taking a lot of crap, you hold the cake. You’re the prize winner. If I had as many people giving me crap as you do, I would hide in a dark corner and wither away. Little bug fuckers like you can not make an impact on anyone other than give them the urge to swat your ass dead. Threaten me all you want little man, my fly swatter is ready. Be fast about it, too.
A little ditty for Enigma
Bubble gum is good
Since I’m in the hood
Chomp away
Make my day
Sag a bit
Cause I don’t give a shit
I’m a loser in every way
Ok, suit yourself. Just alil blast from the past………………..
Remember this pimp slappin buttaroo. Note, this is not me putting you in your place either. hahaha Lets see, you try to be a funny man with Louiecoolgato and he put you in your place like always. ENJOY.
“Buckaroo on December 13, 2008 at 8:12 am
Louie, you’re an absolute nut case as we all are. The difference is that you’re such an extreme one. You don’t fit in, and you want to so badly. You’re ideas and rantings aren’t acceptable to the rest of us. You want to save us, and we don’t need saving. Although, there may be a place for you. Have you ever considered running for the governor of Illinois?
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louiecoolgato on December 13, 2008 at 9:41 am
Buckaroo, I am NOT trying to fit in…..it is OBVIOUS that you, like most of the people don’t like my comments, are either:
— SHALLOW thinkers (because ONLY SHALLOW people would talk about FITTING IN with a particular group)…or
—Ignorant…which in your case, may be true…..afterall, only an ignorant person would state that my comments are “ideas and rantings aren’t acceptable to the rest of us…”..are you saying that folk like, nobama, are like you?…….
—Disagree with my comments BUT at least produce counter comments with THOUGHT put in them…..
Your problem Buckaroo is that so many people have DISMISSED your asinine comments on this blog (I won’t bother to list the names) that you feel that you need a brand new foot to go up your ass….so you come to me because you KNOW that i will oblige and kick you in the ass faithfully and quite often if you continue to state stupid comments to me…
Buckaroo, don’t make the mistake as nobama (remember him?…that mental midget shut you up), and provoke me….I do not try to save anyone on this blog…..what i do is EDUCATE….and if you have any knowledge that prove me wrong, then state it….but don’t go into personal attacks because YOU WILL LOSE if you try that crap with me…..
Move on little boy before you get bitch slapped again….”
I bet it hurt to have to relive that moment of shame again. But since you thought I was’nt going to go there, keep messing with me and I will do it again. Be careful what you wish for lil girl, you just may get it.
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oh yeah, more to come. And before you get any ideas, I will start posting where people can find your embarrassment in all its glory. Again I say, cupcake. don’t mess with me. You know there are ALOT more where that came from.
put alil love in your heart
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Just to prove to you that I am serious you dummy, here is another moment of shame for you relive all over again.
James on December 3, 2008 at 6:26 pm
I am English. The correct English spelling is civilisation. I can only suspect that you are a stereotypical lardassed, culturally insulated, ignorant Yank.
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Buckaroo on December 4, 2008 at 8:15 am
James, true ignorance is still believing you are correct in the face of overwhelming evidence. Christ, man, we’re just trying to help. I’ve lived in England and you’re flat assed wrong. Ore is it flate azzed wrong?
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James on December 8, 2008 at 9:14 am
“true ignorance is still believing you are correct in the face of overwhelming evidence”
How true!
http://www.unilang.org/wiki/index.php/English_spelling:_US_vs._UK
Time for you to cut, paste and learn the depth of your own stupidity dear Bucky. It seemeth that you are, indeed, a dumbarse. Go away and stop troubling the adults.
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Buckaroo on December 10, 2008 at 8:40 am
You’re still fucking wrong. You’re English, end of story.
Does the indignity ever end for you Buttaroo? He even gave you Proof and then you say the weakest comeback ever in the history of SWPL history. Bow your head in SHAME. Have you had enough, or do you want more embarrassment. Oh yeah, as a lil fun fact. James is the man who someone wrote a love poem about that I use to torment you with. No worries, I will find that one too and post it for your reading pleasure. Next time I warn you to quit while your behind, I strongly advise you do it.
put alil love in your heart loser
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Oh my God do I have you setting at my feet begging for the next morsel. Carry on, weak one. Deliver forth your diatribe of superfluous verbosity. I command you, and you ask, “how high do you want me to jump”. Jump higher little man, you haven’t made it yet.
Now I have the correct answer to why your postings are sometimes at strange hours. Your English and trying to pretend your a big bad American. By the way James is from Mississippi. (That’s single wide Mississippi.)
I’m in my place alright, far from you.
Jump higher little doggy.
“Oh my God!!!” is right. That was the first thing your sorry behind said when you logged on today and realized I started doing what I said I was going to do. Did the butterflies start fluttering in your stomache, did your knees start to get weak. Let me guess, your breathing got ALOT heavier as you came face to face with the ghost of embarrassment past. Did your pathetic lil world feel like it was crumbling under your feet. I know it did, that’s why your first words were ” Oh my God”. Face it Buttaroo, your the poster child of whipping boys on this site. Everybody embarrass you and you and there is NOTHING you can do about it. Since you enjoy getting embarrassed, I will just repost more of your shame. Oh, and by the way, James could be from Timbucktoo for all I care, fact is, he still shoved his foot up your butt and there was nothing you could do about it. LOL
put alil love in your heart
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Buttaroo, you are not even worth responding to, so, I am going to share the fun with everyone.
To anyone who would like to join the fun in taking buttaroos dignity, feel free to go back copy and past some of his more embarrassing moments. No worries, there are ALOT of em. To help those interested in seeing more of buttaroos shame, just go back to pg. 30 on the america blog to see more of his embarrassment. Then you can start your search from there or if you feel adventurous, go back even farther. Be sure to check all the other blog pages. There are some gems in those too. Well all, I tire of buttaroo, happy hunting and have fun. And when you find a good one, repost it for all to see. And by all means, attach the page and blog so others can join the fun.
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America isn’t only about Barak Obama, the blog could make an entry about how white people feel about America, the USA or AmeriKa inhabited by 300 million-some Merkans or Usaians. We try not to be patriotic or nationalistic about what made the country so great, because it’s “racist” and may offend our neighbors to the south…and the north. +
You see the post called engima buckaroo hall of shame? I’m gonna contact the blogger on creating a special entry for banned users. Most forums and sites have them (a few I’m mentioned on anyway), though IP addresses change and moving to a new apartment, using a public library PC or the internet cafes can pass through member bans. +
SWPL hall of shame member list:
#1 Enigma (put a lil love in your heart) 🙂
#2 Buckaroo (in caps, keeps flaming enigma)
#3 uh huh (now you’re gone for good, beeeeeeotch)
#4 mikeymoscow (delivery service, go to craigs list please)
#5 beg-a-thon (for online solicition, that lazy bum)
and #6 Scarlet, should be on the top for being a white racist and her multiple anon names playing other people.
They are banned along with a thousand spambots. +
Eniggama,
The only mistake I ever made was wasting one minute of my time responding to you in the first place. I have tried to explain to you that you come from a long line of worthless shit-eating monkeys and that you and your people will alway be pieces of shit. But alas, much like the third grade, this is too hard for you to grasp.
So you continue to waste your time trying to covince others that you are intelligent. For me there is nothing you could say to make me think you are anything more than a shit-eating, welfare-rat, monkey with a library card so you can get off the street and use the computer for an hour a day.
Well, well, well, if it is’nt my ol bitch gommerpyleofshit, how you doin chump. It is soo sweet of you to come to the defense of a fellow bitch buttfuckedaroo. I notice you know alot about the “liberty card”, why don’t you tell us working folks about it. Anyways, I see the old statement holds true, bitches of a feather get buttfucked together. Look nobraina, stay in your place. You are a gimp, now play your part and leave the grown man stuff to me before I bitch slap your ass off this site for another two weeks. I know you was in jail for molesting your neighbors pet pig, but I just get pleasure in taking credit for running your gay ass off this site. Now run along lil girl for another two weeks and think try to think of something clever to say.
put alil love in your heart
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Yeah, I saw it ADMikey, matter of fact, I wrote it. Whats your fucking point? Learn to write and then post.
read a book you illiterate son of a donkey
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Admikey, keep my nuts in your mouth you lil fat face muskrat. The only thing getting forced out is my …..(too hot for SWPL)……..in your mouth beeeotch.
now put THAT in your mouth and some love in your heart
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You bore the fuck out of me. I’m taking a two week hiatus. You ran me off, scared the shit out of me, and made me feel bad. You’re such of man. Fuck face, it’s all here for you, the whole god damn internet. Your ego is destructively waning so I’m giving it a little boost. Toot-a-lo gay boy.
LOL, buckaroo must be french because he always runs after getting smacked down. haha
Ya, that’s it. French. And you’re the one who licks enigmama’s asshole after he shits. Fuckles, you would then me Irish.
heh, we;re heading into depression in 2010, bend over and grab ankles, no jobs in site, massive unemployment, massive foreclosures, underwater mortgages, and maubama the master, the great, and bushit, the imbecile—enjoy the sinking ship called USA.
LMFAO. BUCKAROO RAN LIKE THE FRENCH, THATS CLASSIC.
IF YOU LEFT FOR TWO WEEKS, WHY YOU STILL HERE ANSWERING POST? YOU SCARED TO ANSWER THE OTHER DUDES BLOG>? YOU ARE A LIAR DUDE, GET A GRIP.
Fuck ya.
DONT GET MAD AT ME BUCKIE FOR YOU GETTING FUCKED FIRST. YOU BETTER HIDE LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD BEFORE ENIGNA GETS YOU. LMFAO
FUCK AMERICA
i like to drink cat urine!
I know that I am a loser and nobody respects my opinion. For the last couple days, I have been stealing enigma, uh huh, louiecoolgato, etc, etc. I have single handedly ruined a blog site with my ignorance and stupidity. I have no life, I just sit here in my moms basement trying to think of clever things to say, but I never do. I hate my life, I secretly wish I were born black and I also wish I voted for Obama. I apologize Mr Enigma for smearing your good name, I will attempt to not do it again, but you know, sometimes, idiots like myself can’t help doing the things we do. I’m like a mad dog, I just…..do. Please forgive me for making a fool out of myself, all of you on this site, I apologize.
this is the TRUTH.
haha i love how ppl have no life and have arguments over the internet it shows how sophisticated we are
You guys are idiots. Real idiots.
Would BUCKAROO and enigma please admit that they’re both gay? AND madly in love with each other? Because all this sexual tension is getting tiresome. Make love, not war people, it would make this forum soooooo much nicer. 🙂
Enigma was arrested for molesting a little boy…
Stop being such a child rapist!
Yes I agree, and Enigma needs to stop touching little boys… it’s gross!
Thanks, KillKenny. I hope they’re listening.
Will Killkenny please focus on the task at hand. It is not polite to talk while you have ones nutts in your mouth. That is just rude and uncivilized, so please KK, keep your mouth shut while you suck, it will make my experience sooooooooo much nicer.
put alil love in your heart
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Again I say, it is rude to chat will your suppose to focusing on the task of sucking my balls. You get all distracted and it takes away from my getting my sack sucked experience. You have plenty of time for chit chat Delmar when you are done.
put alil love in your heart
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Hey Yo, I don’t touch little boys, but you can keep my nutts in your mouth you moon face gerbil.
put alil love in your heart
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Yo was arrested for molesting my balls with his mouth, and he liked it.
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Ps, I don’t molest lil kids, but Yo does.
tsk tsk you lil perve.
put alil love in your heart
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I am a little boy so thanks for proving my point perv.
Enigma sticks gerbils in condoms then shoves it up his ass…
*COUGH*enigma is still a virgin*COUGH*
What’s up hot foot luke?
Now when you respond to this, will you use the name enigma or hot foot luke?
Yeah he was so upset when his partner in crime (MJ) died. Now he is raping for two…
Regardless to what stupid name he uses he’s going to call you a “beeotch”, tell you to put his nuts in your mouth, and other ignorant insults. As he will to me, for he has no life, no job, no girlfriend, and no respect!
enigma is a bitch, he probably lives in his parents garage.
hahaha what a creep!
No, he takes it in the ass all the time dude.
what a fag!!!
enigma is the next michael jackson!!!
Amen, enigma/hot foot luke/ICKRAZYPEOPLEZ are all the same faggot-ass dude. What a bitch!
Wow you have horrible grammer, and no I will not put your little nuts in my mouth (and since you are a flaming bitch you can’t do shit about it). Get fucked pussy!
Enigma puts alil dick in his ass
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Check our site out, all of the games are awesome!
Fun game man! Thanks.
Fuck enigma and his skankyass crack smoking mom!
hahahahahahahahahaha
Damn, a lot of people hates thie enigma guy.
What’s up you illiterate son of a bitch. How are you tonight?
Last I checked yon ng, the name in MY name box was ENIGMA. Learn to read dumbass.
put alil love in your heart
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Your mamma, and her two dads MVHVC
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He sure is
Hey dumbass, learn to pay attention when you change names. Last I checked, I was talking to your dumbass alias delmar. So why would YOU, danny the dumbass have my nuts in your mouth. I guess when your a big ol pussy, it is only natural to have a big dick fucking you every day.
put alil love in your heart
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This answer your question bitch.
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Enigma is the black Dane Cook, and no that isn’t a compliment.
Not really Dennis, it is all the same dumbass who is too scared to use his own name. But I know how to deal with him.
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never i love young cock.
put alil love in your heart
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what a fag indeed, what a fag indeed
enigma on September 4, 2009 at 8:40 am
Again,
Hello everybody, I told you I would not change my name, and damn it, here I am. I am the REAL Enigma and don’t you forget it, you stupid red neck emposter. Suck a dick. I know I pissed you off, and I plan to do it for a very long time. To those who believed that asshole was me, suck a dick and get fucked, for those who knew it wasnt me and said nothing, kiss my ass too. I’m back, actually, I never left so get use to it. hahaha. Dumb Ass Luke, Buttaroo, Nobraina, and the rest of you dumbass redneck losers who conspire to get my goat, mission NOT accomplished. I told your bitch asses that you would give up YOUR name before I give up mine!!! hahaha
So, as a show of my appreciation to the piss poor emposter(’s) attempt to make me retire my name, I give you………
enigma da director on August 30, 2009 at 2:06 pm
For your reading pleasure
enigma da director #1 on August 29, 2009 at 11:09 pm
I’m back ya’ll and I figue I will start another lil story. I see I have enough players to make a decent little drama. After reading the post on this site, I decided to name this lil story,
“No country for dumb men”
enjoy
Let me tell you a story about a time when I almost got away with identity theft. Oh, who am I. I go by many names, but due to the fact I watched one too many tough guy movies, I call myself, Hot Foot Luke. I know, it’s a silly name, but due to the fact that I am not considered cool, hot seemed like a more logical choice. Anyways, I live in a city suburb in the mid west. I can’t disclose the actual location because,….. well, if I did, it would get more people one step closer to finding out who I am. I always had trouble in school, but I am finally about to graduate. My mommy pulled a few strings for me and convinced the principal to allow me to graduate this year. Yessss, I was starting to feel the pressure of being 23yo and in still in high school. I started to feel like, well, it just was’nt cool anymore. Anyways, my story begins, the way so many do, on a clear blue monday morning.
As my alarm clock rang and broke my slumber, I had a feeling this was going to be one of those days. I hate going to school, I hate having to wake up at 5:30 in the morning to catch the school bus. My only biggest regret though was staying up late last night watching dirty cable movies. But since I can’t get a girl friend, a nerds got to do what a nerds got to do. I get from under my sheets and I shove my teddy bear, Daisy, under the bed where no one will find her. Dear ol Daisy, she has gotten me through some really lonely nights. She used to be my lil sisters teddy, she had her all dressed up. When she went away to college last year, I took advantage of the oportunity and snatched her and hid her in my room. Her fur placed against my skin feels so natural to me, not to mention, with the lil outfit lil sis put on her, I can hide my glory hole around her private areas pretty well. The hole is nice and small, easy to miss, but nice and roomy for me to do what need to do. Daisy is a very good lover, but I have no time to day dream about it now, I have to rince the residue of me and Daisys hot late night cable porn adventure off my hands. Then again, on second thought, it will take only a minute. hehe, come here daisy.
Hot foot luke reaches underneith the bed to retrieve his beloved lover Daisy, the teddy bear. He unzips the long pajama zipper on his on peice footie pajamas and rest his love on his chest, rubbing the nose against his nipples.
“oooooh, you feel sooo good baby” he says in a slow dliberate voice.
He slowly slides the lil cheerleader bear outfit off of daisy and pulls down his underwear exposing his teddy bear pleaser tool. He slides daisy’s exposed privates down towards his lil wee wee. With a blank teddy bear look on her face, she slowly mounts mt. Luke. Hot foot shutters with pleasure. His breathing is getting deeper and more intense. Beads of sweat is starting to form along his body. Daisy continues to stare blankly forward as Luke does what he do. The pleasure is building up in Luke and he starts to thrust Daisys love hole even harder.
Now usually when Hot foot Luke has his lil make out session with his baby daisy, he is careful to lock the door to his room. The reason I brought that up is because HFL realized he did’nt lock the door as his mommy turned the door knob to enter to make sure he was up for school. She swings open the door and says……………….
to be continued
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enigma da director #2 on August 30, 2009 at 12:07 am
When we left off, Hot Foot Luke was in the middle of a hot steamy make out session with this little sisters teddy bear Daisy when his mommy came to check on him. She opens the door and says….
“you up my lil swee…………………OH GOOD!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU LIL PERV!!!!!!!” she yells.
“MOM, IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. I,I,I, I, WAS……..” he stutters.
“I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT, OH GOOD, AND IN THE PAJAMAS GRANDMA GAVE YOU…….HOW COULD, OH GOD.”
she closes her eyes and slams the door. Luke lost his mood that morning. He throws his teddy on the floor mad and embarrassed, not to mention ashamed. But to ad to his indignity, his bedroom door opens again and his mom storms in with rubber gloves on her hands and grabs poor Daisy.
“MOM, NOOOOO!!!!” luke yells
“DEMON, this, this, this, THING, is of the devil. To hell with it” she yells as she heads to the trashcan outside. Luke can’t protest but so much. He was always a mommas boy and did’nt have very much heart. Mom ran his life. As he watched her fussing as she threw his lover into the trash, everything seemed to move in slow motion.
“How dare that lil freak embarrass me like this” she rants outloud, ” and I know this bear, We won this bear….at the amusment park (sniff), what have you done, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE…..!!!!!!” she says getting louder and louder.
” YOU NEED JESUS, you… you…. you ….bear raping FREAK!!!, it’s your sisters bear, wait til I tell her what you have been doing to all her stuffed animals. You should be shame of yourselfff.” she rants.
Fearing his neighbors may be looking, Hot Foot Luke decide not to look around out the window for fear he may see one of them listening. He sheepishly gets dressed and sneaks past his angry mother who has just came back into the house. Luke creeps out the door, to ashamed to say his usual good byes to his mother. As he closes the door behind himself, he can still here her calling him a ‘bear fucking freak’.
He walks to the bus stop up the street from his home and he feels like the whole neighborhood is watching him. The bus can’t get here fast enough he thinks to himself as he takes his walk of shame. He thought the worst was behind him til he looked up at the bus stop and saw who was standing there. He looked up with pure dread in his eyes. His mouth became dry, a lump formed in his throat and his heart just sank. Standing at the bus stop was his bully UH HUH. Uh Huh was a senior in high school, and he always got pleasure in kicking Lukes ass so when Luke saw him there, he wanted to turn around and run but his feet wouldnt let him. He just sinks his chin onto his chest deeper and takes the last few steps to the bus stop.
“hey dumbass” Uh Huh says
“yes?” Luke answers as he looks up from the ground.
That was not a very good idea, as he looked up, he was greeted by a five fingers balled up into a big fist that landed in the middle of Hot Foot Lukes face. As Uh Huh stands there laughing, Luke realizes, it’s barely 6:15 am and his day is already THIS bad, it will only get worse. The bus pulls up and everybody gets on board. Uh huh, Greg214, will talk about him later, and our zero hotfootluke.
“I’m not as happy as I should be” Luke thinks as the bus doors close behind him. I don’t want to go to school he thinks to himself, but his fate is sealed, and he still has to face the biggest threat of all once he gets on campus. But first he has to survive the bus ride to school, and with everyone, including the bus driver who is screwing his mom picking on him, it may not be as easy as it sounds.
The bus finally arrives at the school and Luke scans the area to make sure the coast is clear of other bullies. Uh huh is not paying him any attention at the moment, so he grabs the opportunity flee. As he bolts off the bus, he beelines to his home room, grabs the desk closest to the teachers desk and he waits, waiting on who else will be arriving. Waiting to see who will be using him as a punching bag next. As he stares out the door, he sees the shadows of students going back and forth. Then a shadow stops and heads into the room. Luke looks aniously at the door to see who walks in, his eyes get big and palms get sweaty as he sees……………………………
to be continues
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enigma da director #3 on August 30, 2009 at 6:58 pm
When we left off last time, hot foot luke was cowarding in his class room waiting to see who his class mates would be. Then a shadow stops and heads into the room…………
Luke looks aniously at the door to see who walks in, his eyes get big and palms get sweaty as he sees a female student walk in. He felt sense of releaf seeing her. He let his gaurd down somewhat sensing she was no threat. To make a long story short, he experieced a drama free first half of class. Special education class was very good to him this year but every nerd knows, there is one place where they are not safe. 12:00 high, lunch time. The time of milk carton showers, lunch tray ducking, and giving up your lunch and lunch money judgement. Luke is dreading this time. No protection from the teacher, he has to fend for himself, but after 23 years, he has learned a trick or two to survive this horrible hour. He would set at the far end of the losers table with his head down, blending in with the rest of the more cooler and respected nerds. This technique did not work this time. Even the freshmen gave him hell, but thats another story. He survived his first day of school, but after his bus ride home, his life would suddenly change forever.
Luke got off the school bus and headed home, he breathed a sigh of relief knowing that his nimesis Uh Huh did not ride the bus home today. He was able to walk alil more confident than usual. As he was walking home this day, thinking how he will be the man once he graduates in June, something caught his eye. He looked down and saw a opened letter for the players ball. It was addressed to Big dick louie, For you L.7 (squares) folks out there, the players ball is for the coolest of the cool. The ball was tonight at 9pm, the letter said. Use the letter as proof for entry.
“I guess the mailman dropped the letter” luke thought to himself.
“If I put on my most spiffy clothes, I could remake myself into something cool. Look the part, be the part as the saying goes” he rationalized. ” I will just pretend to be Louie, They won’t know. There will be lots of people there, who will know?”
Luke rushes home, opens the door and heads to his room. Laying on his bed was a not written by his mother that says
” My son, my lil pervert. I never thought in a million years that you would break my heart the way you did. I want you out of my house. I made arrangements for you to live with your biological dad and his boyfriend. I will not have a freak living under my roof. Start packing you things, I will take you there this weekend.”
Lukes heart sank, he then remembered his beloved Daisy. He runs outside and opens the trash can. There, laying next to the burnt out vibrator and used condoms was Daisy the bear. He grabs his bear and runs back into his room. He closes his door and immediately opens his closet looking for something to wear tonight.
As he thumbs thru his old sunday suits, he tries to figure out what would a pimp wear to the ball. He grabs his 1984 Miami Vice pink shirt with white slacks. Yeah, this is nice. He needs a crown, he looks at his old hats but can’t find anything so he heads to his mothers room. He raids her closet and finds he has hit the mother load. She has a pink and white extra wide rim hat with chicken feathers on the side.
“yeah, I can work this” he says as he trys it on.
He then heads to her jewelry box and grabs several fake gold rings and gold necklaces.
“I am rocking this baby, now for the main attraction.” he thinks.
He reaches for the heavy duty wooden hanger with the long plastic on it that drags to the floor. He grabs that hanger and removes the plastic. Under the plastic is the killer, a grey and brown muskrat fur coat. He puts on the coat and profiles infront of the long mirror.
” I am da shit!!!!” he thinks to himself.
In his eyes, he thinks he is the man. But in reality, he is a royal hot mess.
It is now 8:00, he puts on his last minute touches. His mom wont be home til late tonight, she is out working the block. The keys to the second car is hanging on the wall, he is set. He grabs the keys to the car and heads out on his lil adventure assuming the name of big dick louie. Will it work, we will soon find out…….
to be continue
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I repeat enigma has a small penis!
i’s wood luv to tells all yous a story bout me
1 day a cuple yeers ago i suked a big juicy dick and it was good reel good. last nite my dad stuk his tung in myz asshole and i liked it i’s like it alot mm mmm. this mornin i was wachin saved by da bell on da tv end i’s got real horny when i’s saw zak morris so i started jerking off wit a cheeze grater it bes da best tug i’s ever had than i had myz dog (whos i namd al sharpton) like my cumy dick cleen!
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WTF this makes no sense, you are an idiot and a pussy
Ha ha, looks to me like someone is getting alil upset. Are you mad, Ms imposter. Did you get your panties in a bunch knowing you are as clever as a cactus. Actually, I would put my money on the cactus because your a dumbass. LOL, it seems to me that every time I put up YOUR lil story, you seem to get soo hostile. I must have plucked a nerve huh? I guess you need to come up with some better characters to hide behind pussy. I am not changing my name nor am I taking my nuts out your fat mouth. Now
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This answer your question bitch.
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What’s up you illiterate son of a bitch. How are you tonight?
Last I checked yon ng, the name in MY name box was HOT FOOT LUKE. Learn to read dumbass.
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Hey imposter, learn to read.
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Jake would love to find out.
Your mamma, and her two dads MVHVC
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Again I say, it is rude to chat will your suppose to focusing on the task of sucking my balls. You get all distracted and it takes away from my getting my sack sucked experience. You have plenty of time for chit chat Delmar when you are done.
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I repeat, gay ass jake would love to find out. But I am about to prove to him that it is now. Now let me unzip my zipper, uh oh, the room got dark.
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Hey dumbass, learn to pay attention when you change names. Last I checked, I was talking to your dumbass alias delmar. So why would YOU, danny the dumbass have my nuts in your mouth. I guess when your a big ol pussy, it is only natural to have a big dick fucking you every day.
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Not really Dennis, it is all the same dumbass who is too scared to use his own name. But I know how to deal with him.
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Jake would love to find out.
I repeat, gay ass jake would love to find out. But I am about to prove to him that it is now. Now let me unzip my zipper, uh oh, the room got dark.
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Will Killkenny please focus on the task at hand. It is not polite to talk while you have ones nutts in your mouth. That is just rude and uncivilized, so please KK, keep your mouth shut while you suck, it will make my experience sooooooooo much nicer.
put alil love in your heart
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Ha ha, looks to me like someone is getting alil upset. Are you mad, Ms imposter. Did you get your panties in a bunch knowing you are as clever as a cactus. Actually, I would put my money on the cactus because your a dumbass. LOL, it seems to me that every time I put up YOUR lil story, you seem to get soo hostile. I must have plucked a nerve huh? I guess you need to come up with some better characters to hide behind pussy. I am not changing my name nor am I taking my nuts out your fat mouth. Now
put alil love in your heart
Hey imposter, learn to read.
😉
who is hot foot luke? does this clown have anything better to do than copy and paste enigma post. what a loser.
where is the happy face. IDENTITY THIEF!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA!! Your funny enigma, you so obviously take offence to me calling you gay, so your response to this is to admit that you like to have your balls sucked by boys? Real smart move, your mother must be married to her brother to produce someone so unbelieveably retarded that they need to reply to a post with two different names. Now have fun spending your day sitting in your mother’s basement trying to think of a reply to this. And by the way, it would be soooooo much nicer on this comments page if you would get off it, can’t you see that your the cause of all these arguments with your incorrect grammar and spelling?
They are the same dude, it’s just some boderline retard who likes to argue with himself. He such a fucking troll.
The happy face is up your ass beeeotch!
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The happy face is up your ass beeeotch!
put alil love your heart
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Who is supa dave? Doesn’t he have better things to do than comment on what other people are doing. What a bitch!
where is the happy face. IDENTITY THIEF!!!!!!
Hey Ms emposter, I got a surprise for you……
enigma on September 9, 2009 at 3:38 am
enigma on September 4, 2009 at 8:40 am
Again,
Hello everybody, I told you I would not change my name, and damn it, here I am. I am the REAL Enigma and don’t you forget it, you stupid red neck emposter. Suck a dick. I know I pissed you off, and I plan to do it for a very long time. To those who believed that asshole was me, suck a dick and get fucked, for those who knew it wasnt me and said nothing, kiss my ass too. I’m back, actually, I never left so get use to it. hahaha. Dumb Ass Luke, Buttaroo, Nobraina, and the rest of you dumbass redneck losers who conspire to get my goat, mission NOT accomplished. I told your bitch asses that you would give up YOUR name before I give up mine!!! hahaha
So, as a show of my appreciation to the piss poor emposter(’s) attempt to make me retire my name, I give you………
enigma da director on August 30, 2009 at 2:06 pm
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enigma da director #1 on August 29, 2009 at 11:09 pm
I’m back ya’ll and I figue I will start another lil story. I see I have enough players to make a decent little drama. After reading the post on this site, I decided to name this lil story,
“No country for dumb men”
enjoy
Let me tell you a story about a time when I almost got away with identity theft. Oh, who am I. I go by many names, but due to the fact I watched one too many tough guy movies, I call myself, Hot Foot Luke. I know, it’s a silly name, but due to the fact that I am not considered cool, hot seemed like a more logical choice. Anyways, I live in a city suburb in the mid west. I can’t disclose the actual location because,….. well, if I did, it would get more people one step closer to finding out who I am. I always had trouble in school, but I am finally about to graduate. My mommy pulled a few strings for me and convinced the principal to allow me to graduate this year. Yessss, I was starting to feel the pressure of being 23yo and in still in high school. I started to feel like, well, it just was’nt cool anymore. Anyways, my story begins, the way so many do, on a clear blue monday morning.
As my alarm clock rang and broke my slumber, I had a feeling this was going to be one of those days. I hate going to school, I hate having to wake up at 5:30 in the morning to catch the school bus. My only biggest regret though was staying up late last night watching dirty cable movies. But since I can’t get a girl friend, a nerds got to do what a nerds got to do. I get from under my sheets and I shove my teddy bear, Daisy, under the bed where no one will find her. Dear ol Daisy, she has gotten me through some really lonely nights. She used to be my lil sisters teddy, she had her all dressed up. When she went away to college last year, I took advantage of the oportunity and snatched her and hid her in my room. Her fur placed against my skin feels so natural to me, not to mention, with the lil outfit lil sis put on her, I can hide my glory hole around her private areas pretty well. The hole is nice and small, easy to miss, but nice and roomy for me to do what need to do. Daisy is a very good lover, but I have no time to day dream about it now, I have to rince the residue of me and Daisys hot late night cable porn adventure off my hands. Then again, on second thought, it will take only a minute. hehe, come here daisy.
Hot foot luke reaches underneith the bed to retrieve his beloved lover Daisy, the teddy bear. He unzips the long pajama zipper on his on peice footie pajamas and rest his love on his chest, rubbing the nose against his nipples.
“oooooh, you feel sooo good baby” he says in a slow dliberate voice.
He slowly slides the lil cheerleader bear outfit off of daisy and pulls down his underwear exposing his teddy bear pleaser tool. He slides daisy’s exposed privates down towards his lil wee wee. With a blank teddy bear look on her face, she slowly mounts mt. Luke. Hot foot shutters with pleasure. His breathing is getting deeper and more intense. Beads of sweat is starting to form along his body. Daisy continues to stare blankly forward as Luke does what he do. The pleasure is building up in Luke and he starts to thrust Daisys love hole even harder.
Now usually when Hot foot Luke has his lil make out session with his baby daisy, he is careful to lock the door to his room. The reason I brought that up is because HFL realized he did’nt lock the door as his mommy turned the door knob to enter to make sure he was up for school. She swings open the door and says……………….
to be continued
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enigma da director #2 on August 30, 2009 at 12:07 am
When we left off, Hot Foot Luke was in the middle of a hot steamy make out session with this little sisters teddy bear Daisy when his mommy came to check on him. She opens the door and says….
“you up my lil swee…………………OH GOOD!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU LIL PERV!!!!!!!” she yells.
“MOM, IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. I,I,I, I, WAS……..” he stutters.
“I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT, OH GOOD, AND IN THE PAJAMAS GRANDMA GAVE YOU…….HOW COULD, OH GOD.”
she closes her eyes and slams the door. Luke lost his mood that morning. He throws his teddy on the floor mad and embarrassed, not to mention ashamed. But to ad to his indignity, his bedroom door opens again and his mom storms in with rubber gloves on her hands and grabs poor Daisy.
“MOM, NOOOOO!!!!” luke yells
“DEMON, this, this, this, THING, is of the devil. To hell with it” she yells as she heads to the trashcan outside. Luke can’t protest but so much. He was always a mommas boy and did’nt have very much heart. Mom ran his life. As he watched her fussing as she threw his lover into the trash, everything seemed to move in slow motion.
“How dare that lil freak embarrass me like this” she rants outloud, ” and I know this bear, We won this bear….at the amusment park (sniff), what have you done, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE…..!!!!!!” she says getting louder and louder.
” YOU NEED JESUS, you… you…. you ….bear raping FREAK!!!, it’s your sisters bear, wait til I tell her what you have been doing to all her stuffed animals. You should be shame of yourselfff.” she rants.
Fearing his neighbors may be looking, Hot Foot Luke decide not to look around out the window for fear he may see one of them listening. He sheepishly gets dressed and sneaks past his angry mother who has just came back into the house. Luke creeps out the door, to ashamed to say his usual good byes to his mother. As he closes the door behind himself, he can still here her calling him a ‘bear fucking freak’.
He walks to the bus stop up the street from his home and he feels like the whole neighborhood is watching him. The bus can’t get here fast enough he thinks to himself as he takes his walk of shame. He thought the worst was behind him til he looked up at the bus stop and saw who was standing there. He looked up with pure dread in his eyes. His mouth became dry, a lump formed in his throat and his heart just sank. Standing at the bus stop was his bully UH HUH. Uh Huh was a senior in high school, and he always got pleasure in kicking Lukes ass so when Luke saw him there, he wanted to turn around and run but his feet wouldnt let him. He just sinks his chin onto his chest deeper and takes the last few steps to the bus stop.
“hey dumbass” Uh Huh says
“yes?” Luke answers as he looks up from the ground.
That was not a very good idea, as he looked up, he was greeted by a five fingers balled up into a big fist that landed in the middle of Hot Foot Lukes face. As Uh Huh stands there laughing, Luke realizes, it’s barely 6:15 am and his day is already THIS bad, it will only get worse. The bus pulls up and everybody gets on board. Uh huh, Greg214, will talk about him later, and our zero hotfootluke.
“I’m not as happy as I should be” Luke thinks as the bus doors close behind him. I don’t want to go to school he thinks to himself, but his fate is sealed, and he still has to face the biggest threat of all once he gets on campus. But first he has to survive the bus ride to school, and with everyone, including the bus driver who is screwing his mom picking on him, it may not be as easy as it sounds.
The bus finally arrives at the school and Luke scans the area to make sure the coast is clear of other bullies. Uh huh is not paying him any attention at the moment, so he grabs the opportunity flee. As he bolts off the bus, he beelines to his home room, grabs the desk closest to the teachers desk and he waits, waiting on who else will be arriving. Waiting to see who will be using him as a punching bag next. As he stares out the door, he sees the shadows of students going back and forth. Then a shadow stops and heads into the room. Luke looks aniously at the door to see who walks in, his eyes get big and palms get sweaty as he sees……………………………
to be continues
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enigma da director #3 on August 30, 2009 at 6:58 pm
When we left off last time, hot foot luke was cowarding in his class room waiting to see who his class mates would be. Then a shadow stops and heads into the room…………
Luke looks aniously at the door to see who walks in, his eyes get big and palms get sweaty as he sees a female student walk in. He felt sense of releaf seeing her. He let his gaurd down somewhat sensing she was no threat. To make a long story short, he experieced a drama free first half of class. Special education class was very good to him this year but every nerd knows, there is one place where they are not safe. 12:00 high, lunch time. The time of milk carton showers, lunch tray ducking, and giving up your lunch and lunch money judgement. Luke is dreading this time. No protection from the teacher, he has to fend for himself, but after 23 years, he has learned a trick or two to survive this horrible hour. He would set at the far end of the losers table with his head down, blending in with the rest of the more cooler and respected nerds. This technique did not work this time. Even the freshmen gave him hell, but thats another story. He survived his first day of school, but after his bus ride home, his life would suddenly change forever.
Luke got off the school bus and headed home, he breathed a sigh of relief knowing that his nimesis Uh Huh did not ride the bus home today. He was able to walk alil more confident than usual. As he was walking home this day, thinking how he will be the man once he graduates in June, something caught his eye. He looked down and saw a opened letter for the players ball. It was addressed to Big dick louie, For you L.7 (squares) folks out there, the players ball is for the coolest of the cool. The ball was tonight at 9pm, the letter said. Use the letter as proof for entry.
“I guess the mailman dropped the letter” luke thought to himself.
“If I put on my most spiffy clothes, I could remake myself into something cool. Look the part, be the part as the saying goes” he rationalized. ” I will just pretend to be Louie, They won’t know. There will be lots of people there, who will know?”
Luke rushes home, opens the door and heads to his room. Laying on his bed was a not written by his mother that says
” My son, my lil pervert. I never thought in a million years that you would break my heart the way you did. I want you out of my house. I made arrangements for you to live with your biological dad and his boyfriend. I will not have a freak living under my roof. Start packing you things, I will take you there this weekend.”
Lukes heart sank, he then remembered his beloved Daisy. He runs outside and opens the trash can. There, laying next to the burnt out vibrator and used condoms was Daisy the bear. He grabs his bear and runs back into his room. He closes his door and immediately opens his closet looking for something to wear tonight.
As he thumbs thru his old sunday suits, he tries to figure out what would a pimp wear to the ball. He grabs his 1984 Miami Vice pink shirt with white slacks. Yeah, this is nice. He needs a crown, he looks at his old hats but can’t find anything so he heads to his mothers room. He raids her closet and finds he has hit the mother load. She has a pink and white extra wide rim hat with chicken feathers on the side.
“yeah, I can work this” he says as he trys it on.
He then heads to her jewelry box and grabs several fake gold rings and gold necklaces.
“I am rocking this baby, now for the main attraction.” he thinks.
He reaches for the heavy duty wooden hanger with the long plastic on it that drags to the floor. He grabs that hanger and removes the plastic. Under the plastic is the killer, a grey and brown muskrat fur coat. He puts on the coat and profiles infront of the long mirror.
” I am da shit!!!!” he thinks to himself.
In his eyes, he thinks he is the man. But in reality, he is a royal hot mess.
It is now 8:00, he puts on his last minute touches. His mom wont be home til late tonight, she is out working the block. The keys to the second car is hanging on the wall, he is set. He grabs the keys to the car and heads out on his lil adventure assuming the name of big dick louie. Will it work, we will soon find out…….
to be continue
put alil love in your heart
i’s wood luv to tells all yous a story bout me
1 day a cuple yeers ago i suked a big juicy dick and it was good reel good. last nite my dad stuk his tung in myz asshole and i liked it i’s like it alot mm mmm. this mornin i was wachin saved by da bell on da tv end i’s got real horny when i’s saw zak morris so i started jerking off wit a cheeze grater it bes da best tug i’s ever had than i had myz dog (whos i namd al sharpton) like my cumy dick cleen!
2 bes continued
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enigma on September 9, 2009 at 9:10 am
Hey Ms emposter, I got a surprise for you……
enigma on September 9, 2009 at 3:38 am
enigma on September 4, 2009 at 8:40 am
Again,
Hello everybody, I told you I would not change my name, and damn it, here I am. I am the REAL Enigma and don’t you forget it, you stupid red neck emposter. Suck a dick. I know I pissed you off, and I plan to do it for a very long time. To those who believed that asshole was me, suck a dick and get fucked, for those who knew it wasnt me and said nothing, kiss my ass too. I’m back, actually, I never left so get use to it. hahaha. Dumb Ass Luke, Buttaroo, Nobraina, and the rest of you dumbass redneck losers who conspire to get my goat, mission NOT accomplished. I told your bitch asses that you would give up YOUR name before I give up mine!!! hahaha
So, as a show of my appreciation to the piss poor emposter(’s) attempt to make me retire my name, I give you………
enigma da director on August 30, 2009 at 2:06 pm
For your reading pleasure
enigma da director #1 on August 29, 2009 at 11:09 pm
I’m back ya’ll and I figue I will start another lil story. I see I have enough players to make a decent little drama. After reading the post on this site, I decided to name this lil story,
“No country for dumb men”
enjoy
Let me tell you a story about a time when I almost got away with identity theft. Oh, who am I. I go by many names, but due to the fact I watched one too many tough guy movies, I call myself, Hot Foot Luke. I know, it’s a silly name, but due to the fact that I am not considered cool, hot seemed like a more logical choice. Anyways, I live in a city suburb in the mid west. I can’t disclose the actual location because,….. well, if I did, it would get more people one step closer to finding out who I am. I always had trouble in school, but I am finally about to graduate. My mommy pulled a few strings for me and convinced the principal to allow me to graduate this year. Yessss, I was starting to feel the pressure of being 23yo and in still in high school. I started to feel like, well, it just was’nt cool anymore. Anyways, my story begins, the way so many do, on a clear blue monday morning.
As my alarm clock rang and broke my slumber, I had a feeling this was going to be one of those days. I hate going to school, I hate having to wake up at 5:30 in the morning to catch the school bus. My only biggest regret though was staying up late last night watching dirty cable movies. But since I can’t get a girl friend, a nerds got to do what a nerds got to do. I get from under my sheets and I shove my teddy bear, Daisy, under the bed where no one will find her. Dear ol Daisy, she has gotten me through some really lonely nights. She used to be my lil sisters teddy, she had her all dressed up. When she went away to college last year, I took advantage of the oportunity and snatched her and hid her in my room. Her fur placed against my skin feels so natural to me, not to mention, with the lil outfit lil sis put on her, I can hide my glory hole around her private areas pretty well. The hole is nice and small, easy to miss, but nice and roomy for me to do what need to do. Daisy is a very good lover, but I have no time to day dream about it now, I have to rince the residue of me and Daisys hot late night cable porn adventure off my hands. Then again, on second thought, it will take only a minute. hehe, come here daisy.
Hot foot luke reaches underneith the bed to retrieve his beloved lover Daisy, the teddy bear. He unzips the long pajama zipper on his on peice footie pajamas and rest his love on his chest, rubbing the nose against his nipples.
“oooooh, you feel sooo good baby” he says in a slow dliberate voice.
He slowly slides the lil cheerleader bear outfit off of daisy and pulls down his underwear exposing his teddy bear pleaser tool. He slides daisy’s exposed privates down towards his lil wee wee. With a blank teddy bear look on her face, she slowly mounts mt. Luke. Hot foot shutters with pleasure. His breathing is getting deeper and more intense. Beads of sweat is starting to form along his body. Daisy continues to stare blankly forward as Luke does what he do. The pleasure is building up in Luke and he starts to thrust Daisys love hole even harder.
Now usually when Hot foot Luke has his lil make out session with his baby daisy, he is careful to lock the door to his room. The reason I brought that up is because HFL realized he did’nt lock the door as his mommy turned the door knob to enter to make sure he was up for school. She swings open the door and says……………….
to be continued
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enigma da director #2 on August 30, 2009 at 12:07 am
When we left off, Hot Foot Luke was in the middle of a hot steamy make out session with this little sisters teddy bear Daisy when his mommy came to check on him. She opens the door and says….
“you up my lil swee…………………OH GOOD!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU LIL PERV!!!!!!!” she yells.
“MOM, IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. I,I,I, I, WAS……..” he stutters.
“I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT, OH GOOD, AND IN THE PAJAMAS GRANDMA GAVE YOU…….HOW COULD, OH GOD.”
she closes her eyes and slams the door. Luke lost his mood that morning. He throws his teddy on the floor mad and embarrassed, not to mention ashamed. But to ad to his indignity, his bedroom door opens again and his mom storms in with rubber gloves on her hands and grabs poor Daisy.
“MOM, NOOOOO!!!!” luke yells
“DEMON, this, this, this, THING, is of the devil. To hell with it” she yells as she heads to the trashcan outside. Luke can’t protest but so much. He was always a mommas boy and did’nt have very much heart. Mom ran his life. As he watched her fussing as she threw his lover into the trash, everything seemed to move in slow motion.
“How dare that lil freak embarrass me like this” she rants outloud, ” and I know this bear, We won this bear….at the amusment park (sniff), what have you done, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE…..!!!!!!” she says getting louder and louder.
” YOU NEED JESUS, you… you…. you ….bear raping FREAK!!!, it’s your sisters bear, wait til I tell her what you have been doing to all her stuffed animals. You should be shame of yourselfff.” she rants.
Fearing his neighbors may be looking, Hot Foot Luke decide not to look around out the window for fear he may see one of them listening. He sheepishly gets dressed and sneaks past his angry mother who has just came back into the house. Luke creeps out the door, to ashamed to say his usual good byes to his mother. As he closes the door behind himself, he can still here her calling him a ‘bear fucking freak’.
He walks to the bus stop up the street from his home and he feels like the whole neighborhood is watching him. The bus can’t get here fast enough he thinks to himself as he takes his walk of shame. He thought the worst was behind him til he looked up at the bus stop and saw who was standing there. He looked up with pure dread in his eyes. His mouth became dry, a lump formed in his throat and his heart just sank. Standing at the bus stop was his bully UH HUH. Uh Huh was a senior in high school, and he always got pleasure in kicking Lukes ass so when Luke saw him there, he wanted to turn around and run but his feet wouldnt let him. He just sinks his chin onto his chest deeper and takes the last few steps to the bus stop.
“hey dumbass” Uh Huh says
“yes?” Luke answers as he looks up from the ground.
That was not a very good idea, as he looked up, he was greeted by a five fingers balled up into a big fist that landed in the middle of Hot Foot Lukes face. As Uh Huh stands there laughing, Luke realizes, it’s barely 6:15 am and his day is already THIS bad, it will only get worse. The bus pulls up and everybody gets on board. Uh huh, Greg214, will talk about him later, and our zero hotfootluke.
“I’m not as happy as I should be” Luke thinks as the bus doors close behind him. I don’t want to go to school he thinks to himself, but his fate is sealed, and he still has to face the biggest threat of all once he gets on campus. But first he has to survive the bus ride to school, and with everyone, including the bus driver who is screwing his mom picking on him, it may not be as easy as it sounds.
The bus finally arrives at the school and Luke scans the area to make sure the coast is clear of other bullies. Uh huh is not paying him any attention at the moment, so he grabs the opportunity flee. As he bolts off the bus, he beelines to his home room, grabs the desk closest to the teachers desk and he waits, waiting on who else will be arriving. Waiting to see who will be using him as a punching bag next. As he stares out the door, he sees the shadows of students going back and forth. Then a shadow stops and heads into the room. Luke looks aniously at the door to see who walks in, his eyes get big and palms get sweaty as he sees……………………………
to be continues
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enigma da director #3 on August 30, 2009 at 6:58 pm
When we left off last time, hot foot luke was cowarding in his class room waiting to see who his class mates would be. Then a shadow stops and heads into the room…………
Luke looks aniously at the door to see who walks in, his eyes get big and palms get sweaty as he sees a female student walk in. He felt sense of releaf seeing her. He let his gaurd down somewhat sensing she was no threat. To make a long story short, he experieced a drama free first half of class. Special education class was very good to him this year but every nerd knows, there is one place where they are not safe. 12:00 high, lunch time. The time of milk carton showers, lunch tray ducking, and giving up your lunch and lunch money judgement. Luke is dreading this time. No protection from the teacher, he has to fend for himself, but after 23 years, he has learned a trick or two to survive this horrible hour. He would set at the far end of the losers table with his head down, blending in with the rest of the more cooler and respected nerds. This technique did not work this time. Even the freshmen gave him hell, but thats another story. He survived his first day of school, but after his bus ride home, his life would suddenly change forever.
Luke got off the school bus and headed home, he breathed a sigh of relief knowing that his nimesis Uh Huh did not ride the bus home today. He was able to walk alil more confident than usual. As he was walking home this day, thinking how he will be the man once he graduates in June, something caught his eye. He looked down and saw a opened letter for the players ball. It was addressed to Big dick louie, For you L.7 (squares) folks out there, the players ball is for the coolest of the cool. The ball was tonight at 9pm, the letter said. Use the letter as proof for entry.
“I guess the mailman dropped the letter” luke thought to himself.
“If I put on my most spiffy clothes, I could remake myself into something cool. Look the part, be the part as the saying goes” he rationalized. ” I will just pretend to be Louie, They won’t know. There will be lots of people there, who will know?”
Luke rushes home, opens the door and heads to his room. Laying on his bed was a not written by his mother that says
” My son, my lil pervert. I never thought in a million years that you would break my heart the way you did. I want you out of my house. I made arrangements for you to live with your biological dad and his boyfriend. I will not have a freak living under my roof. Start packing you things, I will take you there this weekend.”
Lukes heart sank, he then remembered his beloved Daisy. He runs outside and opens the trash can. There, laying next to the burnt out vibrator and used condoms was Daisy the bear. He grabs his bear and runs back into his room. He closes his door and immediately opens his closet looking for something to wear tonight.
As he thumbs thru his old sunday suits, he tries to figure out what would a pimp wear to the ball. He grabs his 1984 Miami Vice pink shirt with white slacks. Yeah, this is nice. He needs a crown, he looks at his old hats but can’t find anything so he heads to his mothers room. He raids her closet and finds he has hit the mother load. She has a pink and white extra wide rim hat with chicken feathers on the side.
“yeah, I can work this” he says as he trys it on.
He then heads to her jewelry box and grabs several fake gold rings and gold necklaces.
“I am rocking this baby, now for the main attraction.” he thinks.
He reaches for the heavy duty wooden hanger with the long plastic on it that drags to the floor. He grabs that hanger and removes the plastic. Under the plastic is the killer, a grey and brown muskrat fur coat. He puts on the coat and profiles infront of the long mirror.
” I am da shit!!!!” he thinks to himself.
In his eyes, he thinks he is the man. But in reality, he is a royal hot mess.
It is now 8:00, he puts on his last minute touches. His mom wont be home til late tonight, she is out working the block. The keys to the second car is hanging on the wall, he is set. He grabs the keys to the car and heads out on his lil adventure assuming the name of big dick louie. Will it work, we will soon find out…….
to be continue
put alil love in your heart
🙂
It’s the post that keeps on growing……….
😉
Don’t you just hate not being able to use your old name. It must really suck to be living in MY shadow. LOL, I hope you don’t think your making me mad, I am rather flattered. I have my own lil flunkie to follow me where ever I go, how cute. Keep up the good work nameless. LOL.
ps….
enigma on September 9, 2009 at 9:10 am
Hey Ms emposter, I got a surprise for you……
enigma on September 9, 2009 at 3:38 am
enigma on September 4, 2009 at 8:40 am
Again,
Hello everybody, I told you I would not change my name, and damn it, here I am. I am the REAL Enigma and don’t you forget it, you stupid red neck emposter. Suck a dick. I know I pissed you off, and I plan to do it for a very long time. To those who believed that asshole was me, suck a dick and get fucked, for those who knew it wasnt me and said nothing, kiss my ass too. I’m back, actually, I never left so get use to it. hahaha. Dumb Ass Luke, Buttaroo, Nobraina, and the rest of you dumbass redneck losers who conspire to get my goat, mission NOT accomplished. I told your bitch asses that you would give up YOUR name before I give up mine!!! hahaha
So, as a show of my appreciation to the piss poor emposter(’s) attempt to make me retire my name, I give you………
enigma da director on August 30, 2009 at 2:06 pm
For your reading pleasure
enigma da director #1 on August 29, 2009 at 11:09 pm
I’m back ya’ll and I figue I will start another lil story. I see I have enough players to make a decent little drama. After reading the post on this site, I decided to name this lil story,
“No country for dumb men”
enjoy
Let me tell you a story about a time when I almost got away with identity theft. Oh, who am I. I go by many names, but due to the fact I watched one too many tough guy movies, I call myself, Hot Foot Luke. I know, it’s a silly name, but due to the fact that I am not considered cool, hot seemed like a more logical choice. Anyways, I live in a city suburb in the mid west. I can’t disclose the actual location because,….. well, if I did, it would get more people one step closer to finding out who I am. I always had trouble in school, but I am finally about to graduate. My mommy pulled a few strings for me and convinced the principal to allow me to graduate this year. Yessss, I was starting to feel the pressure of being 23yo and in still in high school. I started to feel like, well, it just was’nt cool anymore. Anyways, my story begins, the way so many do, on a clear blue monday morning.
As my alarm clock rang and broke my slumber, I had a feeling this was going to be one of those days. I hate going to school, I hate having to wake up at 5:30 in the morning to catch the school bus. My only biggest regret though was staying up late last night watching dirty cable movies. But since I can’t get a girl friend, a nerds got to do what a nerds got to do. I get from under my sheets and I shove my teddy bear, Daisy, under the bed where no one will find her. Dear ol Daisy, she has gotten me through some really lonely nights. She used to be my lil sisters teddy, she had her all dressed up. When she went away to college last year, I took advantage of the oportunity and snatched her and hid her in my room. Her fur placed against my skin feels so natural to me, not to mention, with the lil outfit lil sis put on her, I can hide my glory hole around her private areas pretty well. The hole is nice and small, easy to miss, but nice and roomy for me to do what need to do. Daisy is a very good lover, but I have no time to day dream about it now, I have to rince the residue of me and Daisys hot late night cable porn adventure off my hands. Then again, on second thought, it will take only a minute. hehe, come here daisy.
Hot foot luke reaches underneith the bed to retrieve his beloved lover Daisy, the teddy bear. He unzips the long pajama zipper on his on peice footie pajamas and rest his love on his chest, rubbing the nose against his nipples.
“oooooh, you feel sooo good baby” he says in a slow dliberate voice.
He slowly slides the lil cheerleader bear outfit off of daisy and pulls down his underwear exposing his teddy bear pleaser tool. He slides daisy’s exposed privates down towards his lil wee wee. With a blank teddy bear look on her face, she slowly mounts mt. Luke. Hot foot shutters with pleasure. His breathing is getting deeper and more intense. Beads of sweat is starting to form along his body. Daisy continues to stare blankly forward as Luke does what he do. The pleasure is building up in Luke and he starts to thrust Daisys love hole even harder.
Now usually when Hot foot Luke has his lil make out session with his baby daisy, he is careful to lock the door to his room. The reason I brought that up is because HFL realized he did’nt lock the door as his mommy turned the door knob to enter to make sure he was up for school. She swings open the door and says……………….
to be continued
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enigma da director #2 on August 30, 2009 at 12:07 am
When we left off, Hot Foot Luke was in the middle of a hot steamy make out session with this little sisters teddy bear Daisy when his mommy came to check on him. She opens the door and says….
“you up my lil swee…………………OH GOOD!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU LIL PERV!!!!!!!” she yells.
“MOM, IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. I,I,I, I, WAS……..” he stutters.
“I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT, OH GOOD, AND IN THE PAJAMAS GRANDMA GAVE YOU…….HOW COULD, OH GOD.”
she closes her eyes and slams the door. Luke lost his mood that morning. He throws his teddy on the floor mad and embarrassed, not to mention ashamed. But to ad to his indignity, his bedroom door opens again and his mom storms in with rubber gloves on her hands and grabs poor Daisy.
“MOM, NOOOOO!!!!” luke yells
“DEMON, this, this, this, THING, is of the devil. To hell with it” she yells as she heads to the trashcan outside. Luke can’t protest but so much. He was always a mommas boy and did’nt have very much heart. Mom ran his life. As he watched her fussing as she threw his lover into the trash, everything seemed to move in slow motion.
“How dare that lil freak embarrass me like this” she rants outloud, ” and I know this bear, We won this bear….at the amusment park (sniff), what have you done, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE…..!!!!!!” she says getting louder and louder.
” YOU NEED JESUS, you… you…. you ….bear raping FREAK!!!, it’s your sisters bear, wait til I tell her what you have been doing to all her stuffed animals. You should be shame of yourselfff.” she rants.
Fearing his neighbors may be looking, Hot Foot Luke decide not to look around out the window for fear he may see one of them listening. He sheepishly gets dressed and sneaks past his angry mother who has just came back into the house. Luke creeps out the door, to ashamed to say his usual good byes to his mother. As he closes the door behind himself, he can still here her calling him a ‘bear fucking freak’.
He walks to the bus stop up the street from his home and he feels like the whole neighborhood is watching him. The bus can’t get here fast enough he thinks to himself as he takes his walk of shame. He thought the worst was behind him til he looked up at the bus stop and saw who was standing there. He looked up with pure dread in his eyes. His mouth became dry, a lump formed in his throat and his heart just sank. Standing at the bus stop was his bully UH HUH. Uh Huh was a senior in high school, and he always got pleasure in kicking Lukes ass so when Luke saw him there, he wanted to turn around and run but his feet wouldnt let him. He just sinks his chin onto his chest deeper and takes the last few steps to the bus stop.
“hey dumbass” Uh Huh says
“yes?” Luke answers as he looks up from the ground.
That was not a very good idea, as he looked up, he was greeted by a five fingers balled up into a big fist that landed in the middle of Hot Foot Lukes face. As Uh Huh stands there laughing, Luke realizes, it’s barely 6:15 am and his day is already THIS bad, it will only get worse. The bus pulls up and everybody gets on board. Uh huh, Greg214, will talk about him later, and our zero hotfootluke.
“I’m not as happy as I should be” Luke thinks as the bus doors close behind him. I don’t want to go to school he thinks to himself, but his fate is sealed, and he still has to face the biggest threat of all once he gets on campus. But first he has to survive the bus ride to school, and with everyone, including the bus driver who is screwing his mom picking on him, it may not be as easy as it sounds.
The bus finally arrives at the school and Luke scans the area to make sure the coast is clear of other bullies. Uh huh is not paying him any attention at the moment, so he grabs the opportunity flee. As he bolts off the bus, he beelines to his home room, grabs the desk closest to the teachers desk and he waits, waiting on who else will be arriving. Waiting to see who will be using him as a punching bag next. As he stares out the door, he sees the shadows of students going back and forth. Then a shadow stops and heads into the room. Luke looks aniously at the door to see who walks in, his eyes get big and palms get sweaty as he sees……………………………
to be continues
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enigma da director #3 on August 30, 2009 at 6:58 pm
When we left off last time, hot foot luke was cowarding in his class room waiting to see who his class mates would be. Then a shadow stops and heads into the room…………
Luke looks aniously at the door to see who walks in, his eyes get big and palms get sweaty as he sees a female student walk in. He felt sense of releaf seeing her. He let his gaurd down somewhat sensing she was no threat. To make a long story short, he experieced a drama free first half of class. Special education class was very good to him this year but every nerd knows, there is one place where they are not safe. 12:00 high, lunch time. The time of milk carton showers, lunch tray ducking, and giving up your lunch and lunch money judgement. Luke is dreading this time. No protection from the teacher, he has to fend for himself, but after 23 years, he has learned a trick or two to survive this horrible hour. He would set at the far end of the losers table with his head down, blending in with the rest of the more cooler and respected nerds. This technique did not work this time. Even the freshmen gave him hell, but thats another story. He survived his first day of school, but after his bus ride home, his life would suddenly change forever.
Luke got off the school bus and headed home, he breathed a sigh of relief knowing that his nimesis Uh Huh did not ride the bus home today. He was able to walk alil more confident than usual. As he was walking home this day, thinking how he will be the man once he graduates in June, something caught his eye. He looked down and saw a opened letter for the players ball. It was addressed to Big dick louie, For you L.7 (squares) folks out there, the players ball is for the coolest of the cool. The ball was tonight at 9pm, the letter said. Use the letter as proof for entry.
“I guess the mailman dropped the letter” luke thought to himself.
“If I put on my most spiffy clothes, I could remake myself into something cool. Look the part, be the part as the saying goes” he rationalized. ” I will just pretend to be Louie, They won’t know. There will be lots of people there, who will know?”
Luke rushes home, opens the door and heads to his room. Laying on his bed was a not written by his mother that says
” My son, my lil pervert. I never thought in a million years that you would break my heart the way you did. I want you out of my house. I made arrangements for you to live with your biological dad and his boyfriend. I will not have a freak living under my roof. Start packing you things, I will take you there this weekend.”
Lukes heart sank, he then remembered his beloved Daisy. He runs outside and opens the trash can. There, laying next to the burnt out vibrator and used condoms was Daisy the bear. He grabs his bear and runs back into his room. He closes his door and immediately opens his closet looking for something to wear tonight.
As he thumbs thru his old sunday suits, he tries to figure out what would a pimp wear to the ball. He grabs his 1984 Miami Vice pink shirt with white slacks. Yeah, this is nice. He needs a crown, he looks at his old hats but can’t find anything so he heads to his mothers room. He raids her closet and finds he has hit the mother load. She has a pink and white extra wide rim hat with chicken feathers on the side.
“yeah, I can work this” he says as he trys it on.
He then heads to her jewelry box and grabs several fake gold rings and gold necklaces.
“I am rocking this baby, now for the main attraction.” he thinks.
He reaches for the heavy duty wooden hanger with the long plastic on it that drags to the floor. He grabs that hanger and removes the plastic. Under the plastic is the killer, a grey and brown muskrat fur coat. He puts on the coat and profiles infront of the long mirror.
” I am da shit!!!!” he thinks to himself.
In his eyes, he thinks he is the man. But in reality, he is a royal hot mess.
It is now 8:00, he puts on his last minute touches. His mom wont be home til late tonight, she is out working the block. The keys to the second car is hanging on the wall, he is set. He grabs the keys to the car and heads out on his lil adventure assuming the name of big dick louie. Will it work, we will soon find out…….
to be continue
put alil love in your heart
i’s wood luv to tells all yous a story bout me
1 day a cuple yeers ago i suked a big juicy dick and it was good reel good. last nite my dad stuk his tung in myz asshole and i liked it i’s like it alot mm mmm. this mornin i was wachin saved by da bell on da tv end i’s got real horny when i’s saw zak morris so i started jerking off wit a cheeze grater it bes da best tug i’s ever had than i had myz dog (whos i namd al sharpton) like my cumy dick cleen!
2 bes continueed
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Hahahahaha! your such a dumbass Killkenny, you obviously took offense to me telling you to suck my balls. Get over it bitch. I don’t like my balls getting sucked by boys, I like them getting sucked by DUMBASS IDIOTS like yourself. Thanks, I know it was a smart move, I don’t need you to tell me that. Now since your DUMBASS can’t figure out that some LOSER is attempting to steal my name after I embarrassed their dumbass earlier, I will not bother trying to explain. I will just simply say to continue to SUCK MY BALLS BITCH. And humm alil tune while your at it, it makes my getting my sack sucked experience so much better.
put alil love in your heart
😉
When we left hot foot luke, he was getting ready to go to the players ball as big dick louie. All dressed up and looking like a halloween throw back pimp, he dashes to the car to take it to the function. He attempts to start the car but to his dismay, it will not start.
” I don’t get it, I got the key in the ignition…. what’s the matter?” he thinks to himself as he gaze blankly at the ignition switch.
“Mom never had a problem starting it before, let me try this again”.
He pulls out the keys and re-inserts it back in the ignition. He pauses and waits.
Nothing.
“What now?” he thinks to himself as he gets out the car.” Am I suppose to do something else?”
Our pathetic lil Luke never realized he has to turn the ignition key to start the car.
He puts the keys up and decides to catch a cab to the ball, He walks to the corner and looks for a cab but there is none to be hailed, so he decides to try his hand at hitch hiking. He raises his thumb and a old rusty pick up truck stops to give him a ride.
” Hi, my name is Kenny, but people just say killkenny for fun, yucka yucka, yucka.” the driver says.
“I’m Luke, hot foot luke, can you give me a ride to this address?” he says as he hands kenny the flyer.
“Well, yep, I sure can. Get on in.”
Luke gets in the truck and they head to the function.
“1 day a cuple yeers ago i suked a big juicy dick and it was good reel good. last nite my dad stuk his tung in myz asshole and i liked it i’s like it alot mm mmm. this mornin i was wachin saved by da bell on da tv end i’s got real horny when i’s saw zak morris so i started jerking off wit a cheeze grater it bes da best tug i’s ever had than i had myz dog (whos i namd al sharpton) like my cumy dick cleen!” Kenny says to Luke.
“Me too, that Zack is soo ho….., hey wait a minute. I’m not gay dude.”
Luke caught himself. I only jerk off to the black girl on that show, I never thought about having Slater in my mouth while Skreetch pumped me in my asshole. That never crossed my mind.” Luke says.
“Oh, I apologize, with your purty lil outfit on, I just thought……”
“don’t worry bout it Kenny,” Luke says with a slight smile. that is the first positive comment someone has said to him in a while.
“So…ummm…Kenny, when your dad… er.. stuck his tongue in your bootie, did it feel good?” Luke ask nervously.
“Well yes it did. It felt alil something like……” Kenny pulls over the truck and puts it in park. He puts his hands on Lukes shoulders and gently turns him to the truck door. Luke is soo obedient. He does as instructed. He starts to breath a little heavier as Kenny undos his pants. He has’nt felt this good since his lil love session with his teddy bear. Kenny leans over and sticks out his tongue and he……….
to be continued.
Will Hot Foot Luke accidently fart on KillKenny’s tongue?
Will the police creep up from behind and shine the spotlight on the two love birds in a compremising position?
Will the aroma of man lust musk attract a rabid raccoon that will bite Kenny on the ass while he is fucking Luke in the butthole?
Stay tuned boys and girls, for the next episode of
No country for dumb men.
When we left hot foot luke, he was getting ready to go to the players ball as big dick louie. All dressed up and looking like a halloween throw back pimp, he dashes to the car to take it to the function. He attempts to start the car but to his dismay, it will not start.
” I don’t get it, I got the key in the ignition…. what’s the matter?” he thinks to himself as he gaze blankly at the ignition switch.
“Mom never had a problem starting it before, let me try this again”.
He pulls out the keys and re-inserts it back in the ignition. He pauses and waits.
Nothing.
“What now?” he thinks to himself as he gets out the car.” Am I suppose to do something else?”
Our pathetic lil Luke never realized he has to turn the ignition key to start the car.
He puts the keys up and decides to catch a cab to the ball, He walks to the corner and looks for a cab but there is none to be hailed, so he decides to try his hand at hitch hiking. He raises his thumb and a old rusty pick up truck stops to give him a ride.
” Hi, my name is Kenny, but people just say killkenny for fun, yucka yucka, yucka.” the driver says.
“I’m Luke, hot foot luke, can you give me a ride to this address?” he says as he hands kenny the flyer.
“Well, yep, I sure can. Get on in.”
Luke gets in the truck and they head to the function.
“1 day a cuple yeers ago i suked a big juicy dick and it was good reel good. last nite my dad stuk his tung in myz asshole and i liked it i’s like it alot mm mmm. this mornin i was wachin saved by da bell on da tv end i’s got real horny when i’s saw zak morris so i started jerking off wit a cheeze grater it bes da best tug i’s ever had than i had myz dog (whos i namd al sharpton) like my cumy dick cleen!” Kenny says to Luke.
“Me too, that Zack is soo ho….., hey wait a minute. I’m not gay dude.”
Luke caught himself. I only jerk off to the black girl on that show, I never thought about having Slater in my mouth while Skreetch pumped me in my asshole. That never crossed my mind.” Luke says.
“Oh, I apologize, with your purty lil outfit on, I just thought……”
“don’t worry bout it Kenny,” Luke says with a slight smile. that is the first positive comment someone has said to him in a while.
“So…ummm…Kenny, when your dad… er.. stuck his tongue in your bootie, did it feel good?” Luke ask nervously.
“Well yes it did. It felt alil something like……” Kenny pulls over the truck and puts it in park. He puts his hands on Lukes shoulders and gently turns him to the truck door. Luke is soo obedient. He does as instructed. He starts to breath a little heavier as Kenny undos his pants. He has’nt felt this good since his lil love session with his teddy bear. Kenny leans over and sticks out his tongue and he……….
to be continued.
Will Hot Foot Luke accidently fart on KillKenny’s tongue?
Will the police creep up from behind and shine the spotlight on the two love birds in a compremising position?
Will the aroma of man lust musk attract a rabid raccoon that will bite Kenny on the ass while he is fucking Luke in the butthole?
Stay tuned boys and girls, for the next episode of
No country for dumb men.
Hey imposter, thanks for the classic line. I used it in my story, can your illiterate ass find it? To make you feel better, I even included your butt buddy KillKenny. Who else will make a cameo appearance? Stay tuned and see. I predict alot of surprises for your ass, (literally) in this story.
😉
For those who missed (don’t know how)the first three parts of the story, here ya go………. 😉
enigma da director #1 on August 29, 2009 at 11:09 pm
I’m back ya’ll and I figue I will start another lil story. I see I have enough players to make a decent little drama. After reading the post on this site, I decided to name this lil story,
“No country for dumb men”
enjoy
Let me tell you a story about a time when I almost got away with identity theft. Oh, who am I. I go by many names, but due to the fact I watched one too many tough guy movies, I call myself, Hot Foot Luke. I know, it’s a silly name, but due to the fact that I am not considered cool, hot seemed like a more logical choice. Anyways, I live in a city suburb in the mid west. I can’t disclose the actual location because,….. well, if I did, it would get more people one step closer to finding out who I am. I always had trouble in school, but I am finally about to graduate. My mommy pulled a few strings for me and convinced the principal to allow me to graduate this year. Yessss, I was starting to feel the pressure of being 23yo and in still in high school. I started to feel like, well, it just was’nt cool anymore. Anyways, my story begins, the way so many do, on a clear blue monday morning.
As my alarm clock rang and broke my slumber, I had a feeling this was going to be one of those days. I hate going to school, I hate having to wake up at 5:30 in the morning to catch the school bus. My only biggest regret though was staying up late last night watching dirty cable movies. But since I can’t get a girl friend, a nerds got to do what a nerds got to do. I get from under my sheets and I shove my teddy bear, Daisy, under the bed where no one will find her. Dear ol Daisy, she has gotten me through some really lonely nights. She used to be my lil sisters teddy, she had her all dressed up. When she went away to college last year, I took advantage of the oportunity and snatched her and hid her in my room. Her fur placed against my skin feels so natural to me, not to mention, with the lil outfit lil sis put on her, I can hide my glory hole around her private areas pretty well. The hole is nice and small, easy to miss, but nice and roomy for me to do what need to do. Daisy is a very good lover, but I have no time to day dream about it now, I have to rince the residue of me and Daisys hot late night cable porn adventure off my hands. Then again, on second thought, it will take only a minute. hehe, come here daisy.
Hot foot luke reaches underneith the bed to retrieve his beloved lover Daisy, the teddy bear. He unzips the long pajama zipper on his on peice footie pajamas and rest his love on his chest, rubbing the nose against his nipples.
“oooooh, you feel sooo good baby” he says in a slow dliberate voice.
He slowly slides the lil cheerleader bear outfit off of daisy and pulls down his underwear exposing his teddy bear pleaser tool. He slides daisy’s exposed privates down towards his lil wee wee. With a blank teddy bear look on her face, she slowly mounts mt. Luke. Hot foot shutters with pleasure. His breathing is getting deeper and more intense. Beads of sweat is starting to form along his body. Daisy continues to stare blankly forward as Luke does what he do. The pleasure is building up in Luke and he starts to thrust Daisys love hole even harder.
Now usually when Hot foot Luke has his lil make out session with his baby daisy, he is careful to lock the door to his room. The reason I brought that up is because HFL realized he did’nt lock the door as his mommy turned the door knob to enter to make sure he was up for school. She swings open the door and says……………….
to be continued
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enigma da director #2 on August 30, 2009 at 12:07 am
When we left off, Hot Foot Luke was in the middle of a hot steamy make out session with this little sisters teddy bear Daisy when his mommy came to check on him. She opens the door and says….
“you up my lil swee…………………OH GOOD!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU LIL PERV!!!!!!!” she yells.
“MOM, IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. I,I,I, I, WAS……..” he stutters.
“I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT, OH GOOD, AND IN THE PAJAMAS GRANDMA GAVE YOU…….HOW COULD, OH GOD.”
she closes her eyes and slams the door. Luke lost his mood that morning. He throws his teddy on the floor mad and embarrassed, not to mention ashamed. But to ad to his indignity, his bedroom door opens again and his mom storms in with rubber gloves on her hands and grabs poor Daisy.
“MOM, NOOOOO!!!!” luke yells
“DEMON, this, this, this, THING, is of the devil. To hell with it” she yells as she heads to the trashcan outside. Luke can’t protest but so much. He was always a mommas boy and did’nt have very much heart. Mom ran his life. As he watched her fussing as she threw his lover into the trash, everything seemed to move in slow motion.
“How dare that lil freak embarrass me like this” she rants outloud, ” and I know this bear, We won this bear….at the amusment park (sniff), what have you done, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE…..!!!!!!” she says getting louder and louder.
” YOU NEED JESUS, you… you…. you ….bear raping FREAK!!!, it’s your sisters bear, wait til I tell her what you have been doing to all her stuffed animals. You should be shame of yourselfff.” she rants.
Fearing his neighbors may be looking, Hot Foot Luke decide not to look around out the window for fear he may see one of them listening. He sheepishly gets dressed and sneaks past his angry mother who has just came back into the house. Luke creeps out the door, to ashamed to say his usual good byes to his mother. As he closes the door behind himself, he can still here her calling him a ‘bear fucking freak’.
He walks to the bus stop up the street from his home and he feels like the whole neighborhood is watching him. The bus can’t get here fast enough he thinks to himself as he takes his walk of shame. He thought the worst was behind him til he looked up at the bus stop and saw who was standing there. He looked up with pure dread in his eyes. His mouth became dry, a lump formed in his throat and his heart just sank. Standing at the bus stop was his bully UH HUH. Uh Huh was a senior in high school, and he always got pleasure in kicking Lukes ass so when Luke saw him there, he wanted to turn around and run but his feet wouldnt let him. He just sinks his chin onto his chest deeper and takes the last few steps to the bus stop.
“hey dumbass” Uh Huh says
“yes?” Luke answers as he looks up from the ground.
That was not a very good idea, as he looked up, he was greeted by a five fingers balled up into a big fist that landed in the middle of Hot Foot Lukes face. As Uh Huh stands there laughing, Luke realizes, it’s barely 6:15 am and his day is already THIS bad, it will only get worse. The bus pulls up and everybody gets on board. Uh huh, Greg214, will talk about him later, and our zero hotfootluke.
“I’m not as happy as I should be” Luke thinks as the bus doors close behind him. I don’t want to go to school he thinks to himself, but his fate is sealed, and he still has to face the biggest threat of all once he gets on campus. But first he has to survive the bus ride to school, and with everyone, including the bus driver who is screwing his mom picking on him, it may not be as easy as it sounds.
The bus finally arrives at the school and Luke scans the area to make sure the coast is clear of other bullies. Uh huh is not paying him any attention at the moment, so he grabs the opportunity flee. As he bolts off the bus, he beelines to his home room, grabs the desk closest to the teachers desk and he waits, waiting on who else will be arriving. Waiting to see who will be using him as a punching bag next. As he stares out the door, he sees the shadows of students going back and forth. Then a shadow stops and heads into the room. Luke looks aniously at the door to see who walks in, his eyes get big and palms get sweaty as he sees……………………………
to be continues
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enigma da director #3 on August 30, 2009 at 6:58 pm
When we left off last time, hot foot luke was cowarding in his class room waiting to see who his class mates would be. Then a shadow stops and heads into the room…………
Luke looks aniously at the door to see who walks in, his eyes get big and palms get sweaty as he sees a female student walk in. He felt sense of releaf seeing her. He let his gaurd down somewhat sensing she was no threat. To make a long story short, he experieced a drama free first half of class. Special education class was very good to him this year but every nerd knows, there is one place where they are not safe. 12:00 high, lunch time. The time of milk carton showers, lunch tray ducking, and giving up your lunch and lunch money judgement. Luke is dreading this time. No protection from the teacher, he has to fend for himself, but after 23 years, he has learned a trick or two to survive this horrible hour. He would set at the far end of the losers table with his head down, blending in with the rest of the more cooler and respected nerds. This technique did not work this time. Even the freshmen gave him hell, but thats another story. He survived his first day of school, but after his bus ride home, his life would suddenly change forever.
Luke got off the school bus and headed home, he breathed a sigh of relief knowing that his nimesis Uh Huh did not ride the bus home today. He was able to walk alil more confident than usual. As he was walking home this day, thinking how he will be the man once he graduates in June, something caught his eye. He looked down and saw a opened letter for the players ball. It was addressed to Big dick louie, For you L.7 (squares) folks out there, the players ball is for the coolest of the cool. The ball was tonight at 9pm, the letter said. Use the letter as proof for entry.
“I guess the mailman dropped the letter” luke thought to himself.
“If I put on my most spiffy clothes, I could remake myself into something cool. Look the part, be the part as the saying goes” he rationalized. ” I will just pretend to be Louie, They won’t know. There will be lots of people there, who will know?”
Luke rushes home, opens the door and heads to his room. Laying on his bed was a not written by his mother that says
” My son, my lil pervert. I never thought in a million years that you would break my heart the way you did. I want you out of my house. I made arrangements for you to live with your biological dad and his boyfriend. I will not have a freak living under my roof. Start packing you things, I will take you there this weekend.”
Lukes heart sank, he then remembered his beloved Daisy. He runs outside and opens the trash can. There, laying next to the burnt out vibrator and used condoms was Daisy the bear. He grabs his bear and runs back into his room. He closes his door and immediately opens his closet looking for something to wear tonight.
As he thumbs thru his old sunday suits, he tries to figure out what would a pimp wear to the ball. He grabs his 1984 Miami Vice pink shirt with white slacks. Yeah, this is nice. He needs a crown, he looks at his old hats but can’t find anything so he heads to his mothers room. He raids her closet and finds he has hit the mother load. She has a pink and white extra wide rim hat with chicken feathers on the side.
“yeah, I can work this” he says as he trys it on.
He then heads to her jewelry box and grabs several fake gold rings and gold necklaces.
“I am rocking this baby, now for the main attraction.” he thinks.
He reaches for the heavy duty wooden hanger with the long plastic on it that drags to the floor. He grabs that hanger and removes the plastic. Under the plastic is the killer, a grey and brown muskrat fur coat. He puts on the coat and profiles infront of the long mirror.
” I am da shit!!!!” he thinks to himself.
In his eyes, he thinks he is the man. But in reality, he is a royal hot mess.
It is now 8:00, he puts on his last minute touches. His mom wont be home til late tonight, she is out working the block. The keys to the second car is hanging on the wall, he is set. He grabs the keys to the car and heads out on his lil adventure assuming the name of big dick louie. Will it work, we will soon find out…….
to be continue
put alil love in your heart
i’s wood luv to tells all yous a story bout me
1 day a cuple yeers ago i suked a big juicy dick and it was good reel good. last nite my dad stuk his tung in myz asshole and i liked it i’s like it alot mm mmm. this mornin i was wachin saved by da bell on da tv end i’s got real horny when i’s saw zak morris so i started jerking off wit a cheeze grater it bes da best tug i’s ever had than i had myz dog (whos i namd al sharpton) like my cumy dick cleen!
2 bes continuedd
put alil love in your heart
🙂
hahaha you replied to your own comment… what an idiot!
Hahaha, your read the whole thing war, what a obedient lil bitch you are.
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I guess you read it imposter, lol, no worries, #5 is on it’s way.
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i’z wood luv to tells all yous a story bout me
1 day a cuple yeers ago i suked a big juicy dick and it was good reel good. last nite my dad stuk his tung in myz asshole and i liked it i’s like it alot mm mmm. this mornin i was wachin saved by da bell on da tv end i’s got real horny when i’s saw zak morris so i started jerking off wit a cheeze grater it bes da best tug i’s ever had than i had myz dog (whos i namd al sharpton) like my cumy dick cleen!
2 bes continued
put alil love in your heart
🙂
no, i only read the name of who wrote it you cum dumster!
Shall I do? nah, I wont this time. Oh, what the hell….
:)t’s the post that keeps on growing……….
Don’t you just hate not being able to use your old name. It must really suck to be living in MY shadow. LOL, I hope you don’t think your making me mad, I am rather flattered. I have my own lil flunkie to follow me where ever I go, how cute. Keep up the good work nameless. LOL.
ps….
enigma on September 9, 2009 at 9:10 am
Hey Ms emposter, I got a surprise for you……
enigma on September 9, 2009 at 3:38 am
enigma on September 4, 2009 at 8:40 am
Again,
Hello everybody, I told you I would not change my name, and damn it, here I am. I am the REAL Enigma and don’t you forget it, you stupid red neck emposter. Suck a dick. I know I pissed you off, and I plan to do it for a very long time. To those who believed that asshole was me, suck a dick and get fucked, for those who knew it wasnt me and said nothing, kiss my ass too. I’m back, actually, I never left so get use to it. hahaha. Dumb Ass Luke, Buttaroo, Nobraina, and the rest of you dumbass redneck losers who conspire to get my goat, mission NOT accomplished. I told your bitch asses that you would give up YOUR name before I give up mine!!! hahaha
So, as a show of my appreciation to the piss poor emposter(’s) attempt to make me retire my name, I give you………
enigma da director on August 30, 2009 at 2:06 pm
For your reading pleasure
enigma da director #1 on August 29, 2009 at 11:09 pm
I’m back ya’ll and I figue I will start another lil story. I see I have enough players to make a decent little drama. After reading the post on this site, I decided to name this lil story,
“No country for dumb men”
enjoy
Let me tell you a story about a time when I almost got away with identity theft. Oh, who am I. I go by many names, but due to the fact I watched one too many tough guy movies, I call myself, Hot Foot Luke. I know, it’s a silly name, but due to the fact that I am not considered cool, hot seemed like a more logical choice. Anyways, I live in a city suburb in the mid west. I can’t disclose the actual location because,….. well, if I did, it would get more people one step closer to finding out who I am. I always had trouble in school, but I am finally about to graduate. My mommy pulled a few strings for me and convinced the principal to allow me to graduate this year. Yessss, I was starting to feel the pressure of being 23yo and in still in high school. I started to feel like, well, it just was’nt cool anymore. Anyways, my story begins, the way so many do, on a clear blue monday morning.
As my alarm clock rang and broke my slumber, I had a feeling this was going to be one of those days. I hate going to school, I hate having to wake up at 5:30 in the morning to catch the school bus. My only biggest regret though was staying up late last night watching dirty cable movies. But since I can’t get a girl friend, a nerds got to do what a nerds got to do. I get from under my sheets and I shove my teddy bear, Daisy, under the bed where no one will find her. Dear ol Daisy, she has gotten me through some really lonely nights. She used to be my lil sisters teddy, she had her all dressed up. When she went away to college last year, I took advantage of the oportunity and snatched her and hid her in my room. Her fur placed against my skin feels so natural to me, not to mention, with the lil outfit lil sis put on her, I can hide my glory hole around her private areas pretty well. The hole is nice and small, easy to miss, but nice and roomy for me to do what need to do. Daisy is a very good lover, but I have no time to day dream about it now, I have to rince the residue of me and Daisys hot late night cable porn adventure off my hands. Then again, on second thought, it will take only a minute. hehe, come here daisy.
Hot foot luke reaches underneith the bed to retrieve his beloved lover Daisy, the teddy bear. He unzips the long pajama zipper on his on peice footie pajamas and rest his love on his chest, rubbing the nose against his nipples.
“oooooh, you feel sooo good baby” he says in a slow dliberate voice.
He slowly slides the lil cheerleader bear outfit off of daisy and pulls down his underwear exposing his teddy bear pleaser tool. He slides daisy’s exposed privates down towards his lil wee wee. With a blank teddy bear look on her face, she slowly mounts mt. Luke. Hot foot shutters with pleasure. His breathing is getting deeper and more intense. Beads of sweat is starting to form along his body. Daisy continues to stare blankly forward as Luke does what he do. The pleasure is building up in Luke and he starts to thrust Daisys love hole even harder.
Now usually when Hot foot Luke has his lil make out session with his baby daisy, he is careful to lock the door to his room. The reason I brought that up is because HFL realized he did’nt lock the door as his mommy turned the door knob to enter to make sure he was up for school. She swings open the door and says……………….
to be continued
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enigma da director #2 on August 30, 2009 at 12:07 am
When we left off, Hot Foot Luke was in the middle of a hot steamy make out session with this little sisters teddy bear Daisy when his mommy came to check on him. She opens the door and says….
“you up my lil swee…………………OH GOOD!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU LIL PERV!!!!!!!” she yells.
“MOM, IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. I,I,I, I, WAS……..” he stutters.
“I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT, OH GOOD, AND IN THE PAJAMAS GRANDMA GAVE YOU…….HOW COULD, OH GOD.”
she closes her eyes and slams the door. Luke lost his mood that morning. He throws his teddy on the floor mad and embarrassed, not to mention ashamed. But to ad to his indignity, his bedroom door opens again and his mom storms in with rubber gloves on her hands and grabs poor Daisy.
“MOM, NOOOOO!!!!” luke yells
“DEMON, this, this, this, THING, is of the devil. To hell with it” she yells as she heads to the trashcan outside. Luke can’t protest but so much. He was always a mommas boy and did’nt have very much heart. Mom ran his life. As he watched her fussing as she threw his lover into the trash, everything seemed to move in slow motion.
“How dare that lil freak embarrass me like this” she rants outloud, ” and I know this bear, We won this bear….at the amusment park (sniff), what have you done, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE…..!!!!!!” she says getting louder and louder.
” YOU NEED JESUS, you… you…. you ….bear raping FREAK!!!, it’s your sisters bear, wait til I tell her what you have been doing to all her stuffed animals. You should be shame of yourselfff.” she rants.
Fearing his neighbors may be looking, Hot Foot Luke decide not to look around out the window for fear he may see one of them listening. He sheepishly gets dressed and sneaks past his angry mother who has just came back into the house. Luke creeps out the door, to ashamed to say his usual good byes to his mother. As he closes the door behind himself, he can still here her calling him a ‘bear fucking freak’.
He walks to the bus stop up the street from his home and he feels like the whole neighborhood is watching him. The bus can’t get here fast enough he thinks to himself as he takes his walk of shame. He thought the worst was behind him til he looked up at the bus stop and saw who was standing there. He looked up with pure dread in his eyes. His mouth became dry, a lump formed in his throat and his heart just sank. Standing at the bus stop was his bully UH HUH. Uh Huh was a senior in high school, and he always got pleasure in kicking Lukes ass so when Luke saw him there, he wanted to turn around and run but his feet wouldnt let him. He just sinks his chin onto his chest deeper and takes the last few steps to the bus stop.
“hey dumbass” Uh Huh says
“yes?” Luke answers as he looks up from the ground.
That was not a very good idea, as he looked up, he was greeted by a five fingers balled up into a big fist that landed in the middle of Hot Foot Lukes face. As Uh Huh stands there laughing, Luke realizes, it’s barely 6:15 am and his day is already THIS bad, it will only get worse. The bus pulls up and everybody gets on board. Uh huh, Greg214, will talk about him later, and our zero hotfootluke.
“I’m not as happy as I should be” Luke thinks as the bus doors close behind him. I don’t want to go to school he thinks to himself, but his fate is sealed, and he still has to face the biggest threat of all once he gets on campus. But first he has to survive the bus ride to school, and with everyone, including the bus driver who is screwing his mom picking on him, it may not be as easy as it sounds.
The bus finally arrives at the school and Luke scans the area to make sure the coast is clear of other bullies. Uh huh is not paying him any attention at the moment, so he grabs the opportunity flee. As he bolts off the bus, he beelines to his home room, grabs the desk closest to the teachers desk and he waits, waiting on who else will be arriving. Waiting to see who will be using him as a punching bag next. As he stares out the door, he sees the shadows of students going back and forth. Then a shadow stops and heads into the room. Luke looks aniously at the door to see who walks in, his eyes get big and palms get sweaty as he sees……………………………
to be continues
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enigma da director #3 on August 30, 2009 at 6:58 pm
When we left off last time, hot foot luke was cowarding in his class room waiting to see who his class mates would be. Then a shadow stops and heads into the room…………
Luke looks aniously at the door to see who walks in, his eyes get big and palms get sweaty as he sees a female student walk in. He felt sense of releaf seeing her. He let his gaurd down somewhat sensing she was no threat. To make a long story short, he experieced a drama free first half of class. Special education class was very good to him this year but every nerd knows, there is one place where they are not safe. 12:00 high, lunch time. The time of milk carton showers, lunch tray ducking, and giving up your lunch and lunch money judgement. Luke is dreading this time. No protection from the teacher, he has to fend for himself, but after 23 years, he has learned a trick or two to survive this horrible hour. He would set at the far end of the losers table with his head down, blending in with the rest of the more cooler and respected nerds. This technique did not work this time. Even the freshmen gave him hell, but thats another story. He survived his first day of school, but after his bus ride home, his life would suddenly change forever.
Luke got off the school bus and headed home, he breathed a sigh of relief knowing that his nimesis Uh Huh did not ride the bus home today. He was able to walk alil more confident than usual. As he was walking home this day, thinking how he will be the man once he graduates in June, something caught his eye. He looked down and saw a opened letter for the players ball. It was addressed to Big dick louie, For you L.7 (squares) folks out there, the players ball is for the coolest of the cool. The ball was tonight at 9pm, the letter said. Use the letter as proof for entry.
“I guess the mailman dropped the letter” luke thought to himself.
“If I put on my most spiffy clothes, I could remake myself into something cool. Look the part, be the part as the saying goes” he rationalized. ” I will just pretend to be Louie, They won’t know. There will be lots of people there, who will know?”
Luke rushes home, opens the door and heads to his room. Laying on his bed was a not written by his mother that says
” My son, my lil pervert. I never thought in a million years that you would break my heart the way you did. I want you out of my house. I made arrangements for you to live with your biological dad and his boyfriend. I will not have a freak living under my roof. Start packing you things, I will take you there this weekend.”
Lukes heart sank, he then remembered his beloved Daisy. He runs outside and opens the trash can. There, laying next to the burnt out vibrator and used condoms was Daisy the bear. He grabs his bear and runs back into his room. He closes his door and immediately opens his closet looking for something to wear tonight.
As he thumbs thru his old sunday suits, he tries to figure out what would a pimp wear to the ball. He grabs his 1984 Miami Vice pink shirt with white slacks. Yeah, this is nice. He needs a crown, he looks at his old hats but can’t find anything so he heads to his mothers room. He raids her closet and finds he has hit the mother load. She has a pink and white extra wide rim hat with chicken feathers on the side.
“yeah, I can work this” he says as he trys it on.
He then heads to her jewelry box and grabs several fake gold rings and gold necklaces.
“I am rocking this baby, now for the main attraction.” he thinks.
He reaches for the heavy duty wooden hanger with the long plastic on it that drags to the floor. He grabs that hanger and removes the plastic. Under the plastic is the killer, a grey and brown muskrat fur coat. He puts on the coat and profiles infront of the long mirror.
” I am da shit!!!!” he thinks to himself.
In his eyes, he thinks he is the man. But in reality, he is a royal hot mess.
It is now 8:00, he puts on his last minute touches. His mom wont be home til late tonight, she is out working the block. The keys to the second car is hanging on the wall, he is set. He grabs the keys to the car and heads out on his lil adventure assuming the name of big dick louie. Will it work, we will soon find out…….
to be continue
put alil love in your heart
i’s woold luv to tells all yous a story bout me
1 day a cuple yeers ago i suked a big juicy dick and it was good reel good. last nite my dad stuk his tung in myz asshole and i liked it i’s like it alot mm mmm. this mornin i was wachin saved by da bell on da tv end i’s got real horny when i’s saw zak morris so i started jerking off wit a cheeze grater it bes da best tug i’s ever had than i had myz dog (whos i namd al sharpton) like my cumy dick cleen!
2 bes continued
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Only in America would a teen white girl live the way she wants…and the rest of you only watch it on TV. Here’s a parody of MTV’s “teen cribs” to make you sh!t your pants.
Your momma.
😉
You don’t “even live in America”. That just goes to show you’re listening to your dictator or your entire union wherever YOU live, and you can’t possibly appreciate the freedom America gives to millions. Under the Bush administration, we gave out more money to third-world countries than ANY OTHER country, and ANY OTHER US President before him. SO thank your lucky stars America exists, or you’d be living with a communist flag flying over your head.
As for Sara – I’m guessing your primary newsource is the Jon Stewart Show, but you like to pretend you’re well-informed so you watch MTV. Listening to the liberal-biased media – which has been paid off by George Soros and his gang at ACORN and the UCLA to promote Obama – is no way to be a well-informed citizen. Obama lies, he violates the Constitution at every turn, and he will sink this country into a state Hitler would be proud of. Don’t fall for the fancy rhetoric; have confidence in your own mind.
We’re not talking about Bush here – we’re discussing Obama and Affirmative Action. Any time liberals don’t have a follow-up argument, they change the subject.
And Bush is not an idiot – if you watched carefully, there were things going on we didn’t know about because THEY DONT BROADCAST EVERYTHING IN THE CIA TO THE PUBLIC, dummy. Obama changed his national defense strategy AND his foreign policy strategy after his meeting with Bush before he took office. What Obama chooses to do with that information now I am fearful to even consider, but the fact remains that Bush kept our country safe despite numerous threats following Septemeber 11th and he doesn’t deserve the “witty quips” from your primary news source, The Daily Show.
Book smarts mean nothing if you don’t have common sense. Most liberals, by nature, do not possess common sense, because that would mean disagreeing with the media they so adore, and being considered “uncool” by their fellow classmates. But memorizing a bunch of facts isn’t going to do you much good in the world (and certainly not in running an entire country) if you don’t have the savvy to understand what happens in the real world.
My momma died of AIDS.
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It sucks to be you imposter, hope your taking your meds before you join her.
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Hahaha look everyone this enigma guy is arguing with himself hahaha
Buhhahahahaha, my sack is still in your mouth, haha, I guess I look nuts with my name all over this page, but you suck guys nuts like a fat face muskrat that you are, so I guess it balances out.
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^This is the only reason why he got elected!
STOP JERKING OFF TO GAY GERMAN RAPE PORN, YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH. GET OUT OFF MY HOUSE YOU FREAK, YOU’RE 56 YEARS OLD; GO GET A JOB SO YOU CAN GET YOUR OWN HOUSE. AND WHY DON’T YOU TRY TO GET A LAID YOU FAGGOT ASS 50-YEAR OLD VIRGIN! I WISH I HAD YOU ABORTED.
Love mother XOXO
And send a special thanks to all those wonderful white people who voted for Mr. Obama at a 10 to 1 ratio (compared to all the non-whites who voted for Mr. Obama).
If it weren’t for those 10s of millions of white people, Obama would not have had a chance (afterall, white people outnumber non-whites in america almost 10 to 1, so how could the non-white vote put Obama in office?).
Silly white boy you are, Name (optional).
keep some shit to yourself mam.
yo you got owned name (required), yous a bitch dawgg
you eat cock 4 brekfest bich
BITCHBOI is what you is G
BITCHBOI is what I is too, G! Let’s get together. I beez the horse and you ride me hard G!
you eat cock 4 brekfest bich, but I eat cock every hour on ze hour G!! mmm-mmm-good
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yo you got owned name (required), yous a bitch dawgg, just like my ass is owned by all deez farm animals i’m livin wit. I’s hopin dat the pigs aint got as big o cocks as tha horses. Dose horses really stretched my ass yesterday..
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I am such a loser. Someone took my name, my dignity, my ass, even my MOUTH. I don’t know what to do. I am such a used up bitch.
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i guess i fucked with the wrong people.
YOINK!!!!
DAYUM, is that how your mother feels about you Ms emposter? That is kinda pathetic. Really, to make your pathetic lil life more enjoyable, I will hire you $5 crack head to give your lil weewee some attention. I wish I could call you a virgin, emposter, but getting fucked in the ass DOES count as sex. Sorry Fag, but your fucked. Oh yeah, your mom is dumb dude, how can you be a 50 year old virgin at 56, dumbass. Fuck you, your mom, and the math teacher that taught both you idiots how to count.
put alil love in your heart
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Hey supa dave, look up DUMBASS. It’s right over your name.
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and here too.
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Shut up enigma/chunky redd get a life. And if you copy my name that proves that you are a complete tool.
Shut up enigma/chunky redd get a life. And if you copy my name that proves that you are a complete tool.
Hey! I just copied my own name! I guess that I am not only chunky redd/Himmy, but I am also an complete tool!
Yoink!
Shut up enigma/chunky redd get a life. And if I copy my name that proves that I am a complete tool.
I’m a tool.
yoink!
oh how i wish i could a teen white girl like this!! I’m such a tool. I should have stayed out of other peoples business, now I’m gonna be victimized along with Hot Foot Luke.
yoink!
i like little boys
yes, we all do!!! But Michael D. and Hot Foot Luke love getting screwed in the butt by grown men!
I am such a loser. Someone took my name, my dignity, my ass, even my MOUTH. I don’t know what to do. I am such a used up bitch.
yoink
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i guess i fucked with the wrong people.
YOINK!!!!
why do I use so many names? I wanted to keep my beloved Micheal D. name untouched, but those nigras got to me.
Yoink
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my name is soiled forever. +
Y-0-I-N-K!
You should not have started all that racial shit Mikey. It seems that you thought you can bully with your stereotypes, but it backfired on ya!
What’s the difference between you talking about african americans like you do and I’m talking about you with a disability?
Same bigoted shit, different groups.
Stop your bullshit and I’ll stop mine.
KFC AND COCK
Hey real enigma,
if you are still around, you’re a faggot.
Hey white guy, can you come and put some of your whiteguy man meat between my nice warm buns?? Don’t fuck with enigma, come fuck me INSTEAD!
yoink!
YES!!! KFC AND COCK is what me and chunky redd loves to eat. He eats the chicken and he makes me suck the BONE!
YOINK!
Michael D, you are the darkest bump on your moms fat butt and it is time you apologize to all the fine people on this site. We endured your stupidity for far too long and now it’s time to PAY WHAT YOU OWE! (where have i heard that before?) 😉 You stole my name and said stupid things, attempting to smear my already humble name. You posted the lamest comments known to mankind and hijacked entire sites for your own stupid amusment. Well judgement day is here, I see your sorry but decided to run like the wuss that you are, but not before you pay what you owe. I still have my name BEEEEOTCH, what about you? YOu can dish it but you can’t take it. You want US to leave you alone dummy, APOLOGIZE. Apologize for being a moron, for being a blogging terrorist who writes boring post, for calling me UH HUH and other folks on this site. If your dumb butt can’t figure out that their was more than one person sticking foot up you ass, then your a moron. It’s a shame that the best post ever posted with YOUR name were writen by other people. So apologize and all will right with the world again. We found you once, we will do it again.
“and you will know my name as the LORD, when I lay my vengence upon thee”
Sweet dreams sweetheart
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Hey whiteguy, did I give you permission to stop sucking my balls. Your a moron. And here is alil fun fact for you whitegirl, I’m not the one with a cuccumber shoved up my butt.
put alil love in your heart
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Enigma you are so stupid. You clearly still haven’t come to terms with your sexual orientation, so you project these feelings onto others in the form of homosexual insults. It’s quite simple really. All you have to do is admit that you are gay, come out of the closet, and then I guarantee you will feel a lot better. However in the mean time, spare the rest of us heterosexual people the pain that results from reading your retarded comments.
I see you came to terms with your gayness whitegirl. I am sooo proud of you, but keep your gayness to yourself. I am totally straight, not that it is any of your biziness beeotch. Anyways, did’nt I put your bitch ass in your place before lil girl. You need to run along and play. Your barbie dolls are waiting for you, or in your case, your ken doll beeeotch. I seen the video of you shoving poor ol ken in places he would rather not be. You need WHITE Jesus.
put alil love in your heart
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loser
I find this photograph to be racist.
This site is entitled, ‘America’. Please refer your comment to the ‘Offended’ site.
“i HARE enigma”, spoken like a true wordsmith. i am impressed. well, in that case, i har dee har har you too beeeotch.
put alil love in your heart
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There has been numerous reports about comments coming from you and your other aliasis’. Please clean up your act or we will be forced to ban you from this site!
-Chris
And there will be numerous more if Michael Deeeznutsinhismouth don’t pay what he owes. He started it, and we will finish it. Apologize beeeeotch!!!
“and you will know my name as the LORD, when I lay my vengence upon thee”
Enigmama is far from straight. I have a dead horse because of his perverted sexual activity. He begged me to never tell, but for the safety of all animals I am letting you all know.
I see while I was away the greasy little sex starved dumb fuck was writing his misaligned prose. How boring his life must be to sit and hack out such drivel.
The self centered little fuck even accused me of conspiring to get his goat. First of all why would I want a goat that has been fucked sore in every orifice of its body, and secondly I sure don’t have to form a conspiracy to confront a mental midget.
Enigmama, it’s good to be back, and I know you missed me.
Welcome back bitcharoo. Here is alil something that made your bitch ass take a two week vacation.
Just alil blast from the past………………..
Remember this pimp slappin buttaroo. Note, this is not me putting you in your place either. hahaha Lets see, you try to be a funny man with Louiecoolgato and he put you in your place like always. ENJOY.
“Buckaroo on December 13, 2008 at 8:12 am
Louie, you’re an absolute nut case as we all are. The difference is that you’re such an extreme one. You don’t fit in, and you want to so badly. You’re ideas and rantings aren’t acceptable to the rest of us. You want to save us, and we don’t need saving. Although, there may be a place for you. Have you ever considered running for the governor of Illinois?
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louiecoolgato on December 13, 2008 at 9:41 am
Buckaroo, I am NOT trying to fit in…..it is OBVIOUS that you, like most of the people don’t like my comments, are either:
— SHALLOW thinkers (because ONLY SHALLOW people would talk about FITTING IN with a particular group)…or
—Ignorant…which in your case, may be true…..afterall, only an ignorant person would state that my comments are “ideas and rantings aren’t acceptable to the rest of us…”..are you saying that folk like, nobama, are like you?…….
—Disagree with my comments BUT at least produce counter comments with THOUGHT put in them…..
Your problem Buckaroo is that so many people have DISMISSED your asinine comments on this blog (I won’t bother to list the names) that you feel that you need a brand new foot to go up your ass….so you come to me because you KNOW that i will oblige and kick you in the ass faithfully and quite often if you continue to state stupid comments to me…
Buckaroo, don’t make the mistake as nobama (remember him?…that mental midget shut you up), and provoke me….I do not try to save anyone on this blog…..what i do is EDUCATE….and if you have any knowledge that prove me wrong, then state it….but don’t go into personal attacks because YOU WILL LOSE if you try that crap with me…..
Move on little boy before you get bitch slapped again….”
I bet it hurt to have to relive that moment of shame again. But since you thought I was’nt going to go there, keep messing with me and I will do it again. Be careful what you wish for lil girl, you just may get it.
oh yeah, more to come. And before you get any ideas, I will start posting where people can find your embarrassment in all its glory. Again I say, cupcake. don’t mess with me. You know there are ALOT more where that came from.
put alil love in your heart
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You’re a self grandiosing insecure sexual deviant. That’s all fact, not a personal attack. Now stand up for what you are.
This director crap you do is just ordinary silly. Why would you or anyone else think it’s cool?
Slapping Buckaroo, ain’t happened, never will.
Have a good day back there in the midwest. How’s the corn?
The corn is just fine, atleast til you decided to slide it up your pimple covered butt. Look loser, whether or not you like my stories, you read ALL of them, so get over it. That was the whole intention dumbass. Now am I a sexual deviant, nope, but you are. Shall we take a trip back into time and discuss your tickling pigs and rubbing bull balls your farm animal beastiphile. You are the one people go to inorder to get the satisfaction of smacking you down. Everyone on this site has embarrassed your butt at one time or another. Look loser, I ran you off before, whats to say I wont do it again. Everytime I ignore you, you ALWAYS say something stupid to make me shove my nutts in your mouth. Why don’t you quit while your behind before I really start to have fun with you. You are a waste of time, I have more fun rearranging my sock drawer than I do dealing with you.
put alil love in your heart
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I’m not going to spend any time with you today. Have a good day.
That’s the smartest thing you have said since you been on this site. Keep up the good work chipmonk.
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Just read another riotous parody of Stuff White People Like at FreedomHaters.org.
Their SWL entries include: Sickle Cell Anemia, A Thesaurus, and the IFC sketch group The Whitest Kids U Know. Had me in stitches!
I recommend checking it here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/once-again-yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
He’s obviously joking dude…
Obviously you did notice that I was joking too…..DUDE…
I don’t think it’s the smartest thing I ever said; but it sure is smarter than anything you have ever said. I’m back beootch.
Welcome back bitch, looks like you missed the feeling of a foot getting shoved up your dumb ass. I know, my foot will never replace the hard rough loving of your lover, Paint the horse, but I guess it will do for now. So assume the position you glutton for punishment, enjoy your medicine beeeotch.
put alil love in your heart
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Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-up!
I ain’t no holla back girl…
Blaspheme! Jeff!! How can you have a name as sweet as Jeff but spew out conservative, affronted, ill-conceived words?! Does anyone have a mind of their own or does everyone just repeat everything they hear? Let’s strive to look beyond what’s in front of us… challenge the “conventional wisdom”.
Here’s one thing White People love to do. They love to point out to people how there are other countries in North as well as South America.
They especially love to do it if they have Studied Abroad (see #72) in a country in South America.
I had a white Spanish language teacher in middle school that would always go on and on about how people in Chile “were Americans too” and how we were norte-americanos. She would go on and on about how we shouldn’t just say America when we are referring to the United States of America.
well, F**K her.
lol
We have America in our countries name.
Yay America!
America sucks!
the rest of the world sucks with it!!!
you ignorant fuck.
I suck it the most though, man meat that is.+
Could you refer in the future to your country as USA, but not as “america”. America is a continent full of countries, not a only one country. I do not know if you are ignorant or arrogant, maybe both.
It is generally assumed that we are talking about ourselves when we say AMERICA. That’s why we call ourselves AMERICANS. Not South Americans, but just plain Americans, so quit being a brat, and attempting to seem knowledgeable.
The United States of AMERICA is the only country in the world with the word “America” in its name. Thus, we can appropriately be Americans.
On the other hand, we are not the only country with “United States” in our name (Mexico). So it wouldn’t be as appropriate to refer to ourselves as estadounidenses.
Except… There is also a country called SOUTH AMERICA, where white people don’t exist. Whoops!
A country?
I am an American, and if that makes me white well let it be!
P.S. South America is a continent full of countries. We are part of North America which contains to Countries: Canada and united States of AMERICA we could all go around and say I am a United States of America Citizen, but who has the time to spit all of that out.
Go back to School!
Actually, OS, North America is home to many countries, not just Canada and the USA.
See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_North_American_countries_and_territories
I’ve been hearing a lot more “pro-America” from white people lately (at least from the affluent, liberal white people this blog targets). They call Chicago losing the Olympic bid “a loss for America”, Obama winning the Nobel Prize “an American triumph”, etc.
It makes me laugh because just up until one year hating America was all the rage: the facebook group “Americans embarrassed by America”, being frustrated by “American small-mindedness”, threatening to move to Canada…
sorry. only american white people really like america.
maybe you should consider calling your blog “things american white people like”.
well, after obama, european white people may like america a bit more. that’s called hope, however. european white people hope they can like america one day.
because before that america has been a joke. a very dark joke.
Hey, Sara, have you ever thought that we finally have something to be proud of? Idiot.
Typically, Americans like America. White people from outside of the USA frequently like Americans, but rarely like America.
Unless they’re poor.
i like cheese!
(the united states of) america is our country. NORTH america is a continent.
I think you are the ignorant one….
Hey white male? Are you a man or a mouse?
Cris,
Would that be a very dark joke like the current POTUS? Actually he is a light skinned joke, but a joke none the less. And by the way, no one gives a rat’s ass what any Euro trash thinks. If they like Obama so much then they can have him.
Of course the wrong kind of white deem that most of the right kind of white people “hate America” because they like guns less than gays
Well well well, if it aint gomerpyleofshyt, welcome back nobraina. We started to miss your dumbass. This site lacked a mental midget with the loss of you. Did you finally make parole, or did your boyfriend finally let you leave the bed room. It always amuse me how the poor white trash of the US is soooo judgemental of the rest of the world. It is a big planet outside your trailer park home ya know, hop on your tractor and go see some of it.
put alil love in your heart
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ironic photo. America has always been run by white men whom depended (and still do) on black/brown slave labor to build America. White people aren’t worthy of calling themselves Americans, they didn’t build this country. The slaves did.
Unbelievable that you think black people built this country. Don’t you realize it was intelligent business decisions that built this country? The industrialized North, which did not depend on slaves to run jack shit?
It was a group effort for which they did not receive any credit at the time, smarty-pants. Read a book.
Rude!
But, clever.
You’re right about last year’s fad being hating America. But, I don’t think this blog is specifically meant for liberals.
No one is proud of Obama’s winning the peace prize. Not even Obama. Have you turned on the news?
I wasn’t referring to just African slaves. And yes I know they were business decisions, but those decisions couldn’t have been made without the enslavement of Native Americans and Africans and Asians, etc. I believe the exploitation of minorities is what built this country, and that is what is supporting America today, sadly, since whites never wanted to do the labor work.
Eniggama,
You get alot of world culture in the ghetto do ya? Sorry you missed me so much. I actually have to go to my job everyday. You know what a job is don’t you? Is the thing that white people go to everyday to pay for all the “free” shit that you and your brood get from the government.
Peace bitch.
Hey To Sara,
Who is this “we” bullshit? If you are proud of some moron who has never ran anything more than his stupid mouth, then more power to you. But some of us have always been proud of America (that would be those of us who actually served our country unlike the majority of the whiney little bitches on this site-I’m talking about you Eniggama). Tell me one thing your false prophet has done that has made this country better. Idiot!
I bet you do see alot of the world gomerpyleofshit, aka nobraina. Hanging on the back of a garbage truck gives you a view of the world most people don’t get to see, or want to see for that matter. Yes, you were missed. My nuts were getting cold without your mouth juggling them like the moon face groundhog that you are. Now go back to your lil boyfriend you lil sissy boy, he says he is ready to tap that ass of yours before this day is through. Assume the possition.
put alil love in your heart
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I can think of something GI Jane,aka nobraina, he is making YOUR bitch ass call him BOSS. He is YOUR commander and chief. Salute EVERY time you see him walk in the room boy. lol. You want me to name anything else gomerpyleofshit? If not, you are dismissed BOY.
put alil love in your heart
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I see nobrainas stupidity is starting to rub off on you td. Maybe you should learn to are of shutting the fuck up. It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. In your case, unplug the keyboard.
put alil love in your heart
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The “free” states of the North and west coast depended on European immigrant, Asian and Latino labor when slavery wasn’t widely practiced in their lands. The main difference was African-Americans in the South, the demographic base of black people being prevalent in “slave” states were enslaved permanently or to be inherited by their children.
Julia,
You are either half retarded or about 12 years old. Try reading a history book before making stupid comments. The vast majority of white people never owned a single slave. Most white people worked much harder than the slaves. And where is this so-called explotation of minorities today. Is it in the welfare lines where we hand them “free” money? Or is the fact that companies have the audacity to hire them to work?
If you spend time in countries like Australia, Germany, Sweden, Denmark and New Zealand, you may be amazed to notice that you will not see homeless people. Anywhere. None. Nada. This is because there are very few homeless in these countries. How can this be, you may ask, when America, despite being one of the the richest nations in the world, has millions of homeless, living in abject poverty, everywhere you turn. The answer is that most of the wealthy nations of the first world believe that keeping all their citizens above the poverty line is an essential part of being a civilized nation. Its what we pay taxes for. Yes, we hand out “free” money to down-and-outs, so that no-one in our country starves. Because we are a rich country. Because we can afford it. Because it is RIGHT. I think the homeless are America’s greatest shame.
What’s an “intelligent business decision”?
I’m assuming it is one which makes money?
Business decisions made with the sole aim of making money, will always be exploiting something and someone. Cheap labour, cheap resources… as long as there’s a dollar to be made, business will exploit it.
Lucrative. Exploitative. I don’t think its intelligent.
Helen,
Actually our greatest shame is Barrack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank. I realize that most of you morons have no idea who the other two are. Look them up.
picking your tomatoes, assembling your computers, manufacturing your Ford vehicles for $5 a day (in Chihuahua MX.)…etc. you’ll find that many “developing” countries are also “enslaved” to provide Americans with goods for very low wages.
btw thanks for capitalizing my name?
Actually Nobraina, the greatest shame is you pretending you’re smart. Even Ray Charles can see the inner dumbass in you. Stick to things that are more on your intelligence lever gomerpyleofshit, like….say, how you enjoyed watching your family on the big screen. By the way, how did your home movie, “Where the wild things are” do.
put alil love in your heart
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Helen is right. I’m from Australia, and although we only have approx 20 million people, seeing homeless people is a rare(ish) sight, and I’ve generally found them to be either mentally unstable, too proud to stay in a shelter, or street kids.
Although I haven’t visited the US, many of my friends who have visited or are actually from the US have commented on the number of homeless people there, and the state of welfare system in comparison.
It was interesting to read this book, as we definitely do not have the white/black equality issue is Australia – (in fact, African Americans are dubbed as cool from the moment they step into the country, thank you US pop-culture), but most of the other generalisations are in fact transcontinental 🙂
Oh – and for the record, I am one of those hybrids that Mr Landers often finds very annoying. (Thanks Christian).
Hey dumb ass, Ray Charles is dead.
Hey dumb ass, so is your horse. What’s your point buttaroo?
put alil love in your heart
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When will Americans learn to tie ties properly? Obama has something that resembles a limp schoolboy hanging from his neck. Might I suggest he ditch the four-in-hand and adopt a good, solid, inoffensive Platt.
You’ve been rather upset ever since old Paint died. You kind of miss corn holing him for all those years. You need to get over that and Ray Charles’s death and try to become whole again.
I love you all.
Let’s not worry about petty fashion. Let’s accept the injustices for what they are, for the parts played. We all have hurts and pride, we have differences, that can’t be ignored.
Can we have a different conversation? About being people, citizens of Earth, and taking care of one another? It’s a lonely world, everyone on the defensive, worrying about things like money and power, food and shelter, whatever it be. We can do better. Everyone does better when everyone does better.
People will participate and do their part when we construct something we can feel good about. Here’s a challenge: For one day, try to see at least a glimmer of hope in each person, situation you encounter, read about, whatever. Be conscious of spiteful words and recognize them when you utter them.
I know that this can be done, even if we’re poor, hungry, on the verge of suicide, whatever, because I’ve been all of those. Just for one day, choose happiness and empathy.
Bullshit. There is not a glimmer of hope for any frigging Republican.
I could give a frogs fat ass about Paint, that was YOUR lover, not mine. I do miss Ray Charles. If he was alive today, he would tell your pathetic butt to give up farm animals and buy a girlfriend, you beastiphile freak.
Oh yeah, I forgot
put alil love in your heart
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Ha! Just wait until 2010 Buckaroo. Your magic monkey will lose the majority. He will be a lame duck(he’s already a dumb fuck). So that will make him a lame dumb duck fuck. The Republicans will destroy the democranks in the mid-term election. But unfortunalty shit will still suck until we start electing Libertarians into office.
Peace
p.s.
Fuck you Eniggama.
Eniggama,
Actually you fucking retard, I am a veteran so I don’t have to call him shit. Although I am proud to call him a piece of shit. Why don’t you come up with something that he actually has done to make things better. I bet you can’t because he hasn’t done a fucking thing to make things better for anyone besides his crooked ass Chicago croonies. Although his stupid ass does not even have enough pull to get his piece of shit city the olympics. So I have thrown down a real challenge for you. Prove to me that you are atleast a little smarter than your primate cousins.
Peace bitch.
As I said, there is no hope for any frigging Republican. That includes you. Plus there are a lot more issues that you face that hope becomes a negative quantity.
It kind of sounds like you have a sexual interest in Enigmama, jeaze, man are you hard up.
Big fat zero of no hope.
I see below that your ole buddy, Nobama, is wanting to have sex with you. You sure know how to attract the deviates. I think that, “put alil love in your heart”, thing sexually arouses him.
Hi gomerpyleofshyt, I must be on your mind alot gay boy. I don’t swing that way yeshomo. Sounds like the exhaust fumes from the trash truck you swing on the back of at work has finally gotten the best of you. In a perfect world, your Fox news view of the world would become a reality, but thankfully, in the real world, it’s not. Nope, republicans shall remain a LOSER party, with LOSER followers like yourself. You represent all that is wrong with the rePUBICan party. Red neck, kkk rejects who are too stupid to realize that your fighting for the wrong thing. So worried about non whites getting a fair break on health care among other things, you don’t realize that your fellow WHITES are going to benifit from them too. Hell, Your dumbass probably benifit too. Don’t get too upity because the sanatation company has decent benifits. The day you slip off your trash truck and get hurt and your beloved healtcare provider denies you coverage for you injurys will be the day you start kissing the ground OBAMA walks on. I can’t wait for that day to come NOBRAINA.
put alil love in your heart
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Proving that I am smarter than you is not a hard task. 1+1=2. There, you happy now nobraina, I just proved I am smarter than YOUR monkey ass. What has Obama done while in office, hmmm let us see……
The economy is getting better. Yaaay 🙂
I am pretty sure the only people crying about the Olympics not going to Chicago is the native Chi towners. Would have been nice, I love Chicago, but you can’t win them all.
The rest of the world is starting to not take the US as a walking contradiction, meaning, you don’t have to be white to be a success. If your a non white, you have to be an actor, athlete or comidian. Now, non whites can be the LEADER of the country that ones enslaved them. 🙂
The list goes on and on, but I will give you my most favorite one. He PISSES off you LOSER REDNECKS who hate the fact that a BLACK MAN is your commander and cheif. You can call him all the names in the book, but regardless of what you call him, be sure to put PRESIDENT in front of it. HAHAHAHAHA 😉
So mrs veteran nobraina, did I answer your question. I have to give respect where respect is due, thank you for your service to this great country. Without your service, America would not be the great country it is today, and I am glad you played your part, I am pretty sure nobody could wash uniforms or scrub troops underwear quite like you. I even remember your WWII poster, how you rolled up your sleeves and helped support the men in the military by sewing uniforms and typing reports. You did your country a great service and I know the men you were in jail with saluted you by raising the flag pole in their trowsers and letting you clean them with your mouth.
put alil love in your heart
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“Only in America” they say, for anyone even of color to become president. The problem is still a reality for a lower-income American to stay poor for all their lives, that’s just a sad fact in an ubercapitalist society and the so-called socialist liberal Democrats want to change for the better.
Buckaroo,
I guess I gave you too much credit. I actually thought you were smarter than Eniggama. But alas, you are apparently just as fucking retarded. You may not be smart enough to know that there is more than two political parties, but there are. So for the last time. I am not a Republican. I am a Libertarian. I realize that it maybe too much for a shit-head liberal to figure out; just because you’re not a democrat, does not automatically make you a Republican. Perhaps you and Eniggama could spend a little less time jerking each other off and actually learn something about politics instead of just spouting off party lines.
As always,
Peace bitches.
And go fuck yourself Eniggama
Eniggama,
Lay your crack pipe down moron. How in the world do you figure that the economy is getting better? Unemployment is the highest its been in over twenty-five years, the dollar is losing value every day, oil is going higher, forclosures continue at unprecidented rates and there are very few signs of things getting better any time soon. But I suppose it is all relative to your view of things. So did you get a raise in your welfare check? Or did your grandma send you an extra five dollars for your birthday this year?
So here is another challenge for you. Show me one sign that the economy is getting better. And don’t tell me about the DOW hitting 10,000; that really does not mean anything.
Peace bitch.
Oh yeah, Social Security recipients will not get a COLA for the first time. (I know you don’t know what COLA stands for, look it up)
Hey gomerpyleofshit, your not a libertarian, your an asshole. The only thing you know that is that is remotely close to liberty is a man shoving his stiff dick in your ass and shaking it around hitting your booty walls like he is ringing the liberty bell. FYI, I know there are more than two political parties. Hell, I don’t like the democrates or the republican. Both are full of shit, just like you. Lucky for U.S, our wise President knows what he is doing.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Nobraina, you give yourself way too much credit. Face it, your a dumbass. But, I will humor myself and play with your stupidity, just stop enhaling all those trash truck exhaust fumes. The hampster between your ears is starting to get woooosie. Look gomerpyleofshit, why don’t you want to include the dow hitting 10,000, if McCaine was President, that would be #1 on your list. Fuck you, all you let capitalism live assholes need to recognize that it recovered under his watch. It will go down again I’m sure, but right now, deal with it. People are hopeful about the future, you could’nt say that a year ago. He….., wait a minute, why the hell am I explaining why he is a good President to….YOU. Who are you, you washed up rambo wannabe. Just like your candidate couldnt run fast enough to get away, your fellow losers lost because not enough of them came out to vote. I guess yall could’nt figure out how to pull the little lever in the booth. Did ya think it was a fancy bathroom without the mirror. Instead of voting, did they piss in the booth because they sure pissed away McCaines chance to win. LOL. That makes him a two tyme loser and it makes you a dumbass. Then again, you were a dumbass long before Obama, and you will be a bigger dumbass after he is gone.
put alil love in your heart
😉
Eniggama,
Thanks for proving me right. Just as I thought, you have no idea what is going on in the world. You don’t have freaking clue do ya boy? You thought everything would be fine with your homeboy in office. Looks like the joke is on you and the rest of you liberal retards. You better get a new Obama sticker for your car. The hope is fading.
Hey GI Jane, I know more than you think dumbass. The only thing I proved is that your a disgruntled redneck who is mad that a BLACK MAN is in the Whitehouse. You actually think that in ten months, he is going to turn 8 years of screw-ups around. And you call me a retard? What are his many accomplishments, you look them up. I’m not here to convence you he deserves to be President, he already is. I am here to just call you the bitter PWT dumbass that you are. I don’t think things will be fine with my candidate in office, I KNOW it will be fine. The jokes on YOU, Loser, and the rest of your red state retards. You better get scraper and remove that McCaine & Palin bumper sticker off your 1976 rust bucket pick up. Your hope is fading, mine is as bright, if not brighter, than it was the day he WON.
put alil love in your heart
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enigmama gave himself aids
Eniggama,
You are a joke. Why would I have a McCain bumper sticker when I did not vote for? I told you several times that I am not a Republican. But I have learned that trying to teach you something is like trying to teach a monkey not to throw feces. It is just ingrained in your primate brain to be a fucking idiot. So how much time does Osambo need? Are you still gonna be blaming Bush 4 years from now?
Peace bitch.
Hey jimmahcattah, kiss my ass.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Hey Gomerpyleofshit, I don’t give a ratts ass who you voted for because you are still a LOSER. Whoever your vote went too counted for shit. lol. Your a bigger dumbass than I thought. Me entertaining your ignorance is like the winners of the superbowl showing concern for the losing team. Who gives a fuck how you feel, maybe, just maybe if you you voted for McCaine, I would have alittle respect for you, but since you threw away your vote, I don’t respect your dumbass even more now. How much do I not care about your opinion, let me count the ways…….
1. “Why would I have a McCain bumper sticker when I did not vote for?” Because you either voted for a BIGGER loser than McCaine, or you did’nt vote at all. hahaha
2. “I told you several times that I am not a Republican.” I know your not a Republican, your just a dumbass.
3. “But I have learned that trying to teach you something is like trying to teach a monkey not to throw feces.” Funny, that’s what your mom said about you. Hell, once you were hatched, she tried to teach your dumbass crawl, five years later, you finally got the hang of it.
4. “So how much time does Osambo need?” Well, he still has three years and a helluvalot of days to do what he has to do. No worries, what he don’t accomplish in this first term, he will take care of in his SECOND.
5. “Are you still gonna be blaming Bush 4 years from now?”
Nope, Bush did’nt cause ALL the ill’s of the world. Hell, he did’nt create your dumbass. After mommy dear shitted your ass out her butt and 6 weeks later you hatched into the world with the same one tooth smile you have today, you still remain a fuck up.
The only thing you did right in your pathetic life is learn how to strap your ellastic straps that replace showlaces on your shoes together. and it took you seven years to get that right. Stick to doing what you do best, dropping the soap in your jail house home.
put alil love in your heart
😉
I better not start anything before the smartkids remember to make me pay what I owe and start picking on me somemore.+
Nomama,
You’re a Libertarian. I got it. You’re also an extremely poor judge of intelligence.
For the rest of my concerns I refer you to enigmama’s comments below.
One more thing, with this sexual deviant problem of yours I think you should be nicer to enigmama. He’s probably the only sex you’ll ever find.
You’re racist.
You’re a dumbass.
😉
You’re a shit eating monkey.
your momma.
put alil love in your heart
😉
It´s not called America you idiot! It´s Called “The United states OF America”. AMERICA IS THE COMPLETE CONTINENT FROM CANADA TO THE SOUTH OF CHILE! It´s not OUR fault you couldn´t be creative enough to get your own name.
K.
While all of the mentioned countries may not have a homeless problem, one can’t hold each one up as some kind of beacon for all mankind. Each country has its own substantial problems.
The fact is that Australia has also an abysmal history when it comes to its treatment of its aboriginals, including forced “retraining” (prohibited from speaking their own language or practicing aboriginal culture), forcible removal of children from their families and their homes and policies of integration based on the flimsy pseudoscience of Eugenics. This legacy continues to this day, with official government policy still being one which generally tries to pretend this history did not exist. It is certainly not taught as standard Australian history in schools.
As for Germany… I don’t think I need to go into THAT history, do I? Sweden and Denmark have their own growing extreme right-wing racist anti-immigrant political factions which get air time and access to political power courtesy of the system of democracy they practice. And New Zealand’s treatment of its Maori and of their plight mirrors Australia’s.
I’m tired of countries being falsely held up as exemplars of behaviour when the truth is that humans, everywhere, do violence and damage to each other.
And I’m from Canada, not the US — where we have our own share of appalling aboriginal treatment, forcible confinement of Japanese- and Italian-Canadians, and any number of problems that continue to plague us.
Yes, even while we have free/cheap healthcare, access to public universities, an extensive social network and a democracy.
I didn’t know Nomama had a retarded sister, but you sure fill the slot.
It seems like you’re the idiot seeing how you refer yourself as ‘An American’ in oppose to saying ‘A Citizen of the United States of America”…
that is, unless you’re not from the United States.
uh…isn’t that two continents? BTW, are you from the southern “United States OF America”?
Buckaroo,
All I have to say is Virginia and New Jersey.
Where do you think those few “intolerant hip hop exressions” were derived out from? They are a reflection of the homophobia widespread in the African American population. It’s almost a fixed state of mind. An overwhelming majority of them voted against same-sex marriage. Doesn’t that tell you something?
Don’t forget Mississippi.
fuuuuck you
I’ll pass.
No, just rude.
I doubt he calls him “boss”
this entire list is a nice little place where whites can be racist assholes to anyone who threatens their stance on each issue. good job C. Lander!! you have attracted many imbeciles to your hilariously offensive site. I’m done giving support to your list by each comment I post, so this is my last one…the joke was fun while it lasted. goodbye.
p.s. there are alot of people out there (of all colors) that really hate you for jeopardizing their peaceful relationship with diversity. so watch your back, and your mouth, because they’re out to get you.
SWPL’s didn’t love America until the Idiot Messiah was elected. For many of them it was “the first time in their adult lives they were proud of their country”.
Liberals: America-hating fucktards.
Hey Lil Barry, thanks for your contribution to the world on this site satirizing white people. Your presence will never be forgotten. Keep fighting those sweet tea sucking commies!
this guy is from Mississippi
Stuff White People Like #455 Arguing on the internet.
Dude fuck you, this site is a joke. ever heard of one? probably not you dumb ass
Every country has its history, and the further back that you look, the more you realise that ‘mankind’ as a whole has actually made much progress in terms of fairness and equality. No, we are nowhere near a state of perfection, as mankind is a product of what the human body and mind is limited to at this point- and I don’t think that fairness is an inherent value across all of the human race.
I understand that the original statement above, was more so trying to point out that the state of the US welfare system does not quite match up with the grand ideal of “All men being created equal” which is heralded as a core American value.
No country is perfect now, nor will they be in our lifetime. I think that the most we can do is not let history repeat itself, with education.
Did lander die and not post it?
Gees, you sound like such a loser. Wow.
I’ve noticed a majority of the things on this list are what aging, hippie, liberal, douches like, not what christian middle class Amiercan whites (the majority) like. So, America being onthis list is surprising becase all of you aging liberal hippie douches generally talk about ow terrible America is because it is a superduper world power that shits on poor naitons. I think the only reason agingliberal hippie douches like America now is beause of senor el presidente Obama. Once he is out of office in 2012, I expect America will be removed from this list because some white conservative good for the economy asshole will be president.
The wrong kind of white people like to kick the snot out of the “right kind” of white people on the internet.
I’m sure he’s all tied up in knots knowing there is a bunch of panty wearing liberal fuktards gnashing their collective teeth at him.
I find it amusing that some fruitcakes actually believe redistribution of wealth is going to change anything for the better for anybody.
Cuckoo Cuckoo
God loves ALL people Greg – never forget that.
It has been brought to my attention that you have a cranial insertion beyond the wildest of imaginations. Pull your head out of your ass and look at what you have for a leader at this very minute. Sarah (are those headlights coming at me) Palin (ya betcha) is your answer to replace the president. No wonder you fuck heads think praying will solve problems, and Jesus will save us all.
I do love America that the founders intended…the system would work if we let it. I hate the people in office, bacause they all have been there for 100 years..professionals both sides….they have ruined America. It is all a big set up, we live in a fascist state called Amerika!!! Sieg Heil!!
I’ve been calling them fascist leftwingnuts for years.
And they have been calling you dumbass, moron, nin cum poop, stupid mutherfucker, idiot, shit for brains…..etc, etc. the list goes on and on for years.
p.a.l.i.y.h
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hohoho muthafucka
“inexplicable”… that hits the nail quite squarely on dead center
too bad Greg doesn’t qualify as ‘people’.
Americans love to make other people American too. At least on the coasts. This site
http://sites.google.com/site/studycorp/
is all about assimilation so others can be as lucky as us someday.
we’re not ALL fascist leftwingnuts. give it time – people will get tired of the idiot president after a while and elect a conservative next time. the typical cycle (at least I HOPE it follows through – he’s making morons of us…)
No WKOWP, your making yourself a moron. I have HOPE that you will happily leap into the path of a fast moving bus and put all your gripes behind you. Maybe that was just alil to dramatic, make it a slow moving bus so it can knock some sense into your stupid ass.
Mr BIG Dick has spoken
tasteful. and a rock-solid argument, might i add.
enigmama (big dick cheney), you tricky little bastard, I’d know your prose anywhere. How about a frowny face for Big Dick?
Finally, America 🙂
“fascist leftwing nuts” would have made more sense if you said “commie leftwing nuts” but thats beside the point.
by making a moron out of you,making the world forgive you for the past 8 years, rekindling foreign relations, and winning a nobel peace prize? bringing your health care up to par with the rest of the first world?
seriously, you butthurt conservatives are worse then the liberals when it comes to throwing hissy fits when things dont go your way. nobody outside of america likes you guys. sorry.
you make middle class christians seem like a good thing.
no wonder your country hasnt made any real progress in the past decade.
these comments are fucking hilarious. a bunch of butthurt conservatives getting their asses handed to them by liberals.
america is going down the toilet, even though their leader brings a little glint of hope.
the only white people who like america are americans.
Them thar guys and a whole bunch of other Mercans shur do have a good thing go’in. LOVE IT TO DEATH.
ppfftt yeah right.
CANADAAAA ❤
Big fan, love this site!
Another great site to check out is http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
Most conservatives don’t really give a crap whether people outside of America like us or not.
This is too funny, America sucks and has done nothing but ruin the planet. I never tell anyone when I go to Europe that I was born in this disgusting country. Makes me sick with all their capitalistic fascism. America finally has a president who is not a knuckle dragging imbecile and all these losers do is complain and whine. They make me laugh. Americans are so out of the main stream and it is time we flush America and Americans down the toilet for good.
Hey conservative morons get a clue your disgusting country is done with and you are the last of a dying breed. You polute the gene pool and once your ilk die off we won’t have you or your foul country any longer.
You are an idiot. It’s people like you who make out liberal cause look stupid. If you can’t say anything intelligent then don’t say anything at all. You are as bad as the people you insult. Go over to the conservative side, we don’t need you.
fortunately were not all like that!
i find it amusing that some wingnuts actually believe the people in power – real power, not government power – give a fuck about them. keep believing in horatio alger. that’ll get you saved…
Dear Harley,
Please leave. If you don’t like our country, the beauty of it is that you may leave and I hope you do. Feel free to move to any one of the other countries in the world that won’t let you leave or would quickly kill you for speaking such ill of their country. Or just go ahead and move to Europe and stop being a hypocritical complaining moron. You say Americans complain too much, but maybe you need to take a good look at your own words. Have a nice life you miserable bastard.
Love,
Your tiny moment of clarity
yeah Haley you absolutely suck. You sound like an ass and someone who wants to be different and argumentative for the sake of it. GUESS WHAT, NO ONE LIKES YOU.
Everyone else, I don’t like your country either. Suck it. AMERICA RULES
haha sorry meant Harley, I guess I pictured a pussy when I read that annoying comment
ROFL!
Here is an intelligent comment for your reading pleasure Harley, go FUCK YOURSELF.
put alil love in your liberal heart
hohoho muthafucka
America is in the same way Rome around 100AD, pre-1914 Britain and the Soviet Union (Russia) which died in 1991 has went on the path of rise-peak-failure-collapse before. How will the USA avoid the same dreaded fate like the first 3 historic superpowers before them? Simple, just stop going into wars, watch your government fiscal budget spending and focus more on the standard/quality of life. Maybe there’s a lesson to be learned by Americans as well.
People, come on. The world doesn’t need Liberals, and it doesn’t need Conservatives. The world needs high fives and hugs. And shotguns if high fives or hugs are denied.
Harley do you realize your “we should flush Americans down the toilet so they can no longer polute the gene pool” is pretty much Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf summed up, but replace the word American with Jew. It is quite hypocritical for somebody who feels American people have destroyed the planet with our unjust behavior, to support a genocide.
You’re such a self-hating emo.
Blenson, you could go far in MY Republican Party. I, BIG Dick Cheney, needs a man of action like yourself. I remember when I shot my friend with buckshot from my 12 gauge when he refused to give ME a hug and high five during a quail hunting expedition… that fateful day during my presidency, uh, I mean, vice-presidency.
But at least that friend apologized to me on national TV. Sometimes I don’t know what is wrong with people. Is it too much for to just obey me, BIG Dick Cheney, for their own good?
Oh, go to the Obama blog. I am campaigning for 2012 presidency. America needs change, and I’m the CHANGENATOR!
BIG Dick Cheney has spoken.
cause americas all thats important right?
except that Europe would be run by Nazis now if not for America……..
thats’ what the writer means when referring to white people right? white americans..
Big Dick is exactly that, a big dick. Sort of like enigmama is a little dick; that is he has a little dick. Insert smiley face here.
What you need son is my BIG DICK in your BIG MOUTH.
BIG Dick Cheney has spoken.
I find these comments hilarious because it shows that every single one of you is the exact type of white person this blog is making fun of – from the asshole that says he goes to Europe (see numerous entries on this very blog) and makes fun of how “conservative America” is going down the drain, to the conservative who bemoans that the “fascist leftwingnuts” are dragging America down with their negativity.
You are all, quite frankly, the whitest people I have ever seen.
… and the USSR, UK, India, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Brazil, Mexico, Czechoslovakia, Norway, Greece, Yugoslavia… it was a world war you know.
Big dick, little dick, Enigma you have no dick. You played with it so much that it fell off. Insert smily face here.
Actually, I think only white Americans like America. Everyone else of every colour (esp. whites due to association) pretty much hates them. Sorry.
I’m an American and I love my country. It’s not perfect, but no place is. If you think that America is a horrible place, well at least we’ve never tried to take over the planet. Personally, I’m proud to live in a country where freedom and peace are of significance. In fact, I would never trash it just to seem edgy or B.A., but a lot of people would, that’s too bad.
Big dick, little dick, Buttfuckaroo you take all dicks in your ass! You played with so many dicks that you dream about them day and night.
Insert a smiley face condom covered dick there in your ass, and just a plain ole fat dick in your big mouth.
yucka yucka yucka muthafuckah.
Im sorry but you are horribly misinformed. This is not your fault, but if you actually care about freedom and peace you will go look into it instead of just getting your say.
For the record I almost fell over laughing when I read “at least we’ve never tried to take over the planet”.
yep…im with doug! pretty much sums it up for me!
All these Americans have been misinformed.
Speaking as an American, America really sucks. It’s just like living in a giant McDonalds. Everyone is out for themselves. If America is so great they why…..
-does EVERY OTHER country in the world hate us?
-are we OBSESSED with tiny little dogs?
-do we have a show on mtv called jersey shore?
etc.
there is more and you know it. it would surprise me if Canada and Mexico built a wall to keep us out.
Yes, much about America sucks but come on. I’ll take fat rednecks, Mcdonalds and wal-mart over some the shit that goes on in the rest of the world anyday. Even our poor people are fat. I’m not saying that their aren’t a handful of countries that do things better to but to act like we have it so bad here is rediculous. We have to deal with alot of stupidity sure, but we have the resources to raise our own children any way we like here. Go to some of the poorer countries in Africa or South America and get back to me on how awful America is. My husband is from South America, he talks much crap about America also. He’s also in the process of getting his citizenship lol.
I agree, SOOOOOOOO “REDICULOUS.”
I know! Good thing you are not complaining like these assholes!
excuse me. ridiculous.
I’m an american but I can usually spell.
Speaking as an American deliaeliza is an idiot, EVERY OTHER country does not hate us but you’re so high on yourself you probably don’t read anything.
Good morning and Merry Christmas red necks, crackahs, mullett head, one tooth having, once a month bathing, Obama hating, fifth grade failing, rusty ol pick-up driving, prison yard computer using, confederate flag waving, second cousin marrying, trying to oppress the black man hoping, too stupid to realize the gift of life most of YOUR people (yes, I am referring to POOR WHITE TRASH) will be taking advantage of in the form of healthcare, still mad the south lost the war, hound dog humping, crackpipe smoking, back wood living, moonshine distilling, good for nothing DUMBASS RACIST CRACKAHS. Did I leave out anything? Anyways, if I did, it will come to me later. Don’t you just love 2009!!! To see a BLACK MAN fix problems your republican whitemen created. Yes, it was a banner year. We are now that much closer to universal healthcare for damn near all Americans, the recession is almost over (according to the news, it is OFFICIALLY OVER, I wont go that far, but YaaaY non the less). Banking and investmenters are getting saved by OUR President. Two of the big three got their ass saved by OUR President. And did I mention that our President is BLACK. Yes, it has been a extra bad year for you racist, redneck republican crackahs. LOL. No worries, this is just year ONE. Smile, three more, possibly seven more years to go. Don’t ya just love it. 😉
put alil love in your heart
hohoho muthafucka
🙂
I hope you’re all happy with this socialist piece of shit. Couldn’t the first black president have been someone who didn’t waste trillions of dollars and try to turn the country into Cuba, with the mainsteam media sucking his dick all the way?
America’s alright…except for the south. 🙂
shut up.
Hey Masso, were you complaining when the former prez put this country in the mess we are in now? Could’nt the last WHITE President not put this country in the worse economic recession/depression since the Great Depression? Don’t hate the cure, hate the symptom dumbass.
put alil love in your heart
hohoho muthafucka
🙂
Oh yeah, and heres one to grow on, Cubans are healther than Americans. Go figure. I guess having healthcare for all is a TERRIBLE thing.
Absolutely right. I am very much looking forward to our new healthcare system where I may have access to the most basic care but will be placed on a waiting list (almost like a transplant list) to receive any kind of specialized care. Just because the public option was removed from this most recent bill, the structure of the legislation makes it an inevitability to pass in the future. Hooray for shortsightedness.
well look on the bright side:
If you are put on a wait list and you die, the line will move a little faster for the rest of us.
survival of the fittest, I say. Only the ones who can persevere will get the healthcare they need and deserve. All others will kick the bucket and leave the more healthy people to benefit.
What are all these white people complaining about? You are the master race, aren’t you? Well we will see how strong you are now.
Sorry bitches but equality in healthcare is here. We all gotta die eventually, but now we die across the board with no one having an undue advantage (with the exception of the filthy rich, of course.)
Oh the irony of it all…….LOL…
har har. the first black president made a country of 170 million whites spend trillions of dollars to do what they could not do for themselves; get access to healthcare.
And what does massa masso complains about? The media (and don’t forget the unwilling republicans) end up sucking his dick all the way?
Hey masso? Get on your knees and pucker them lips, bitch. It’s your turn. And I hope you see RED when that dick hits the back of your throat.
yucka yucka yucka muthafuckah
jaime. Hmmm. Isn’t that name pronounced HY-MEE, as in Hymie?
Or is it JAY-MEE?
If you’re a girl, then you are a manly girl, HY-MEE.
If you’re a boy, then you are a girly man, JAY-MEE.
Da beeeeeotch is back!
Welcome back, borntobe…what tha fuck ever…
the water is warming up. Jump in beeeotch.
I think I prefer to keep my gender to myself. It’s Jay-mee though.
man this place is full of trolls.
and you’re one of them…JAY-MEE.
It takes a troll to know a troll.
No, you are the reason America is seen as bad.
Stop it with your retarded bigotry.
haha I like you
If the south is such a bad part of America, then why were y’all yankees so keen on forcing it to remain a part of “America” when it opted for a divorce all those many years ago?
Just sayin’. . .
What problem created by the white Republicans was fixed by Obama? The only things he has “fixed” so far have been an election and making everyone aware of the fact that a nation shouldn’t choose a president by trying to appear cool and non-racially biased.
I must admit though, that he has got the country in a fix. I guess that’s what you meant by fixing the problems you perceive “republican whitemen” to have created. Problems like lowering taxes, requiring some amount of individual responsibility, cutting back on welfare payments to able-bodied (but lazy) leeches on society, spending money on keeping this nation safe from further terrorist attacks, defeating the Soviet Union and winning the Cold War.
Nah, you’re right. Barry O’Bama (are you sure he’s not “black-Irish) is giving you everything you think you want.
(It’s not the free ride you seem to think it’s gonna be, bro’.)
White people also love picking fights between the north and the south. . . .
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Hey Swamp turd, who said it was going to be a easy or free ride dumbass. Not me. I said…..
“We are now that much closer to universal healthcare for damn near all Americans, the recession is almost over (according to the news, it is OFFICIALLY OVER, I wont go that far, but YaaaY non the less). Banking and investmenters are getting saved by OUR President. Two of the big three got their ass saved by OUR President. And did I mention that our President is BLACK”.
What the fuck are you talking bout trailer trash? Don’t bring up the days of yesteryear, that was a looooong time ago, you know, in the CLINTON years. The last 8 years under the republicans gave this country two wars, a near depression economy and banks and other large corporations going belly up. Under BUSH watch. Get your time line straight dumbass. I know drinking all that swamp water has made you stupid, but don’t advertise it to the whole world.
Put alil love in your heart
🙂
Love it!
I’d also suggest taking a look at http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
Presidency has nothing to do with race. So all the super proud black people and ignorand rednecks can stop turning everything into a race war. Bush did bad things, but he also did good things that the news never told you about. Obama is doing good things, but not much. Most of his achievments are exaggerated greatly on the news. RACE is never the issue in these times when in comes to politics. Stop the idiocy. Bickering like THIS thread right here is what makes the world look at us as if we are all dumb.
Hey Winnie, I am not making this a race war, I am just stating the OBVIOUS. Most of Baracks white critics are ten times as hard on him soley because he is BLACK. Get off your coom by yaaay cloud and read. You will see why I say the things I say.
put alil love in your heart
😉
most canadian white people actually hate america…
Merry Christmas
I declare Enigmama correct.
(What do you think of that, heart full of love?)
You too.
i’m white, i dislike america. I like russia more than usa
SEE YA
then get tha fuck out!
Who says he is in America.
Who says he is not in America?
If he’s not in America (the right one ie. United States) who gives a shit.
If he IS in America (the right one ie. United States) who gives a shit.
I fucking love America. If America came in human form, I’d marry it (And fuck it HARD). I hate people who don’t appreciate this country.
>=[
ME
If you think Cuba’s so great go live there. I did, and I can assure you, moron, you wouldn’t last a day.
I don’t know if you realize this… but US is not america… is just part of it.
People with citizenship in the US are Americans. People who are citizens of Canada are Canadians, and people who are citizens of Mexico are Mexicans. You can go on to Central and South America and continue on the same. Now, who in the hell refers to Americans as any one else other than people from the United States? We sure as hell aren’t called United Statians or what ever. I will concede that Canadians, Mexicans, and Americans are all North Americans, but outside of this country when the term American is used they are referring to people from the United States. The same goes for inside the country, also.
Any questions? I’m full of answers.
Actually, I work mostly overseas, and travel between many different countries all year long, as well as some time in the US. I was born and raised in the US, and I can tell you that, YES- if you say you are American, most people will assume you mean you are from the US, but that you are slightly less informed. the more polite way to refer to yourself is a US citizen, or from the US, since by saying you are an American, you are basically being less specific, (It’s like saying you are European instead of Italian, or you are Asian instead of Japanese), and because Mexicans, Canadians, Argentinians, Brazilians and United States Citizens are all Americans. So- to answer your question of “who in the hell refers to Americans as any one else other than the people of the United States,” Lots of people actually, who I have met. In fact, some languages have a word for “United Statsians.” in Italian, in newspapers US citizens are referred to as Statiunitense, which literally means United States-ian, for one example. Funny that we don’t have a name for it in English!
Latin people hate the fact that the USA call themselves Americans. They even refuse to abbreviate the name with “America” added and thus, to avoid confusion with the European Union (EU), they go as far as doubling EU (Estados Unidos/United States) to EEUU rather than just EUA. Pity, what a waste of ink for that fourth letter, now wonder most latin economies are in the tank! I love latin people, but I don’t understand why they have to put such a big stick up their ass when it comes to the word “American”. If other countries in the Americas wanted to be called “Americans”, they should have given their country that name.
I like Canada better.
LOL, Who cares what you like? I like chocolate better than peanut butter, cherries better than apples…..ect, ect….See my point?
We do have a name for United States-ian. That word is American.
Buckaroo, you have been commenting on this for waaaayyy too long.. I have it saved as a bookmark and I like to check every once in a while just for kicks and because enigma made me laugh. But i actually agree with you on this. People from the united states of america are commonly referred to as americans, so what? People need to pull the sticks out of their asses and get over it. You probably wouldn’t get mad if I asked for a band-aid instead of a bandage, or a kleenex instead of a tissue, or chapstick instead of lip balm. When someone says that they are american, it is naturally assumed that they are referring to the US. Its not a big deal. We are the United States of AMERICA, so it makes sense to refer to us as americans. Yes, technically people from mexico are from the americas, and could technically be called american, but would they ever want to be called american? No, thats stupid, because no one would know what they ment. America is a part of our name, so it makes sense to refer to us as americans. If you are mexican, canadian, brazilain, and you really really want to be called american, than that is just stupid. get over it.
What the hell is that guy yammering on about.If u were born in America ur American or r u guys just looking for loopholes to call urself americans,its not our fault foreign languages gotta have long ass confusing abbreviations its not our fault.
fuck salt!
We use double “E”s and “U”s in “EE. UU.” because that’s the way we abbreviate terms that are plural. We’ve also been using that abbreviation since before the European Union was formed, and if we refered to the USA as “EU” we wouldn’t confuse it with the European Union since in Spanish it’s called “Unión Europea” and thus it’s acronym is “UE”.
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You are still right about us being annoyed by Unitedstatesians refering to themselves as Americans, though.
You are an idiot. The term America is a shortened version of “United Stated of Americans”. The proper way to refer to Mexicans, Canadians and AMERICANS collectivity would be NORTH AMERICANS, where as people in South America are SOUTH AMERICANS. Just like everyone in Europe collectively are EUROPEANS, and everyone in Asia are ASIANS (Yes, this includes Siberian born Russians).
Also, as said before, we are the only country with America in our name, so we can use American if we want. Yes, we are US Citizens, AKA, American.
Simply put, if you have a problem with it, you can just fuck off.
This is the American, Buckaroo; and I sure did kick a pole cat in the ass on the American/US thingy. I love it. Carry on folks.
you guys are Américans, we are Americans
Hey born to be dumb, did I say I wanted to move to Cuba dumbass? No, I am happy here in AMERICA. Now just because a Cuban or two shoved foot up YOUR butt does not mean they will with me, but guess what, chances are I will never find out. LOL. Suck on a fat one an have a nice day.
put alil love in your heart
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Actually, its EE.UU. because you double the letters to abbreviate plural words in Spanish. Estados Unidos = EE.UU.
The great thing about living in a free country is you can move to canada if you like it better.
If you turn the united states into canada, you are eliminating our option to choose a place that we like
then now instead of having 2 choices to choose from we would only have 1 choice. Dont ya just love having choices, they are the reason why life is pleasant
damn white people.
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Huh? I’m from Europe (The Netherlands to be exact) and we have NO word for a united Statian whatsoever! We have a word for American: Amerikaan! If we say Zuid-Amerikaan we mean someone from south america. If we say Canadees, we (I know you can guess this one! ;-)) we mean someone from Canada. And so on for Mexicaan, Braziliaan. (Guess where these two come from)
I go on holidays to Amerika all the time, and when I tell my friends this, they know I’m going to the US. (our abbreviation for United States is VS, verenigde staten) I never say I’m going to the verenigde staten and they still know that’s where I’m going!!
I’m not sure if this is also the same in German, but if it is, a LOT of Europeans don’t have a word for United Statian!!!!
This site is killer diller.
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH, DAY #1
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Good morning crackers, whiteys, trailer trash, no slack for the black havin, one tooth smiling, no bath taking, toothbrush melting, trailer park living, hound dog humpin, baby brother molesting, wellfare collecting, blaming the black man bitching, want to skip February wishing, getting buttfucked by a black man posting, pick up pushing, second cousin wedding, racist ass poor white trash good for nothing rednecks, guess what? It’s black history month eve today. I know you rednecks are looking forward to this month so I am extending my holiday greetings to you now. I have been reading all the post here and even with all the racist post being spread on this site, I have to say, not all whites think like you. YaaaaY for them, they seem to keep love in their hearts. As for you bitter pieces of shit rednecks who are hating life knowing that a BLACK MAN is in charge of your beloved United States, get the fuck over it.
Don’t be mad that non whites get Feb. month to celebrate. Contact your congressman and see if they can get you another redneck holiday. You already have Halloween to celebrate YOUR history, you know with the bumpy nose one tooth witches, the white sheets, pumpkins with holes cut out so that you molest them on those cold October nights when the warmth of your Budwieser is just not good enough for you. Where people actually pay money to dress up like poor white trash, I know the pride you feel every 10/31 when you can just be yourself. No worries, your day will be here soon enough, just stay cracker stronge. In the mean time, we, the non-whites have decided to enjoy our month alil early. And to celebrate our month, we came up with a new theme song, play the song and sing along to the classic beatles song “Hey Jude”
Hey cracker
don’t make it bad
take a black man
and make him your brother
remember to let him into your heart
then you can start, to make things better
Hey cracker
don’t be afraid
cause the big black man
won’t kick your ass your cracker ass
just remember to keep that racist shit to yourself
then you can start, to make things better
And anytime you feel a vein
relax and breath in
that’s just the brothas nuts
upon your shoulders
For when his nuts are in your mouth
play it cool
dont be a fool
to take them out before the brotha finish
nah nah nah nah naaah
Hey cracker
dont let me down
find a black man
and make him your brother
remember to keep that racist shit to yourself
so he don’t have to kick your cracker ass
so breath out and let it in
his dick in your mouth
you racist mother fuckers
and dont YOU KNOW
it’s just rude
to spit out what he put in
your mouth and your shoulders
nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah
Hey cracker
don’t make it bad
take a black man
and make him your brother
remember to let him into your heart
then you can start, to make things better
better
better
better
BETTER
BETTER
BETTER
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
nnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hey hey
put alil love in your heart
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anti-whitey machine on January 31, 2010 at 12:23 pm
The incident that inspired the following song:
AWM: hey whitey?
Whitey: yea
AWM: what do you call nuts on the wall?
Whitey: aww, dats easy. Walnuts
AWM:well, what do you call nuts on your chest?
Whitey: I ain’t dumb. Ya call’em chestnuts!!
AWM: hmmm…Well whitey, what do you call nuts on your chin?
Whitey: Please! I know this answer too! Chin nuts, right?
AWM: naw bitch. They’re called A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH!
Ya stupid dick in your mouth texan cracker!!
ha ha ha.
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You are such an ignorant!
Full of Answers of what?? Where you there when someone decided to name citizens of this countries “Americans”?… Any answers you can give me are your own conclusions based on your own bias white ass pride… I dont understand why things got to this point with whities… Why so much hate towards someone who is not white. You may reply to me that Blacks, and Hispanics, and Asians all hate the white back, but trust me this hate was born out of your white race. This racial tension does not exist in Europe, Latin America, Asia, or Africa… If you would know how it feels to share things with other races… I was born in the USA, I am mix Dominican and White… You dont know how good and happy we live over there, no racial bs, etc. I lived there for 16 years, it was great.
There is one thing I hate about my country: Ignorant racist people, either black, Latino, Asian, or White… Why cant we just get along… I know is going to get to that point but most of us will be dead by then… Maybe in some good 100 years
You are right! In Spanish we have Estadounidenses, it basically means the same as in Italian… Likewise, in the Dom. Rep. this is criticize as well.. And also the fact that the USA claim there are three Americas, North, South and Central (including Caribbean)… For the rest of the continent is just One America… So for us there are five continents… Not seven like in the USA
Dude I also love America, but cant force people who doesnt like us. We have given them reasons to hate us…
ummmmm I am white, and I love Halloween. I also am somewhat offended by your post. In addition to your post being racist, it was also vulgar. I am in no way racist, in fact I have had some very bad experiences with ‘red-necks’ myself. I am trying not to get overly upset with this post as it was written in retaliation to something racist said against your own race, and you have a right to be upset, especially since you made this clause ” I have to say, not all whites think like you. YaaaaY for them, they seem to keep love in their hearts”
You should read what a guy name whitey is saying about black people… I am not even black I am mix(White and Hispanic)… I feel ashamed of what that guy is saying, but he doesnot care…
Hello Bri, I happily wrote this post with every intention of OFFENDING racist rednecks. Usually I would bless you with way more vulgar and unflattering words for saying you were offended but you dont seem to fit the racist profile so I wont. The individuals who deserve to be offended are and they are showing their lack of love in their hearts. So, I will do you a favor, go to Asian girls and Conan Obrians post and read the words of redneck racist like Brutally honest, Whitey, Greg, John, and numerous aliases being used to insult those they dont like. Once you do that, come back here and tell me if you don’t understand why I wrote this. I would NEVER judge race as a group, I just insult ones who deserve insulting.
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This is un-true. Most Liberal Arts Fags from Toronto hate America. (see CBC employees) And the NDP. (Socialists) Which is about 6% of Canadian whites. And since whites make up close to 70% of the country, that’s not a lot. The rest of us wish we were American. Lower taxes and you have the right to defend yourself. Not so in Canada…
Canada: Americas Hat
Mexico: Americas Beard
And now, for you, a revised haiku…
Snookie, where’s my shih-tzu?
Canadians love America
And that is “The Situation”
Amen.
Okay, I’m African American and this is really disgusting and ridiculous. I kind of think it was written by someone non-Black because no one I know under the age of seventy uses the word “cracker” anymore. Anyone who reads this guy’s post needs to fight the urge to react negatively b/c I think the purpose of it is to spread negativity. Don’t let him win.
Hey Niki, learn to read beeeeotch. With all the racist comments being wrote by several REDNECK CRACKERS on this site, you somehow manage to pick my post to comment on. Shut your dumbass up and get a life. I know your dumbass CAN’T be non-white because if you were, you would see that I wrote nothing negative about ALL white folks, just a chosen group so suck a dick bitch. One thing I hate more than a racist cracka is a stupid ass bitch who can’t read worth a damn. Learn what racism is and then talk to me. Till then, suck my nuts and
put alil love in your heart
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I am glad you set that straight.
It just seemed that some of what you wrote targeted all white people. I usually am a bit put off by such blunt vulgarity , but like I said previously, I understand your angry, and justly so.
Sounds like you got alil love in your heart Bri.
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you are the reason african american stereotypes exist
if you hate america so much, leave. i’m sure we’d be fine without you, and all the other idiots like you who feel entitled to something because of their race
sure do
It is a bit ironic though that you put:
‘put alil love in your heart’
at the end of every post as they all sound very un-loving
You are the reason I call dumbass white people racist crackers. Not all, just folks like you. Now hate me all you want, but be sure to hate me while my nuts are in your mouth beeeotch.
put alil love in your heart
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Where did you read I hate America? You are the shining example of why America needs “hooked on phonics”, because your dumbass can’t read. I never said I hate america, I just LOVE pissing off rednecks like you =).
So take your smiley face back to school, learn to read and then come back and show me your report card. If you pass your classes, I will give you something big and round but it aint going to be an apple, it will be my nutts in your mouth beeeotch.
put alil love in your heart
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Service with a smile.
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What a troll…
What a dumbass you are Michael.
put alil love in your heart
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Wow. Explain how I’m a dumbass.
put alil love in your heart
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Simple enough, your an ass who says dumb shit. Dumb plus ass equals……. DUMBASS. TADA
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Enigma, your Stupid Texan Cracker Hunter alter ego is a hoot in that most of the yokels that post on this site don’t catch on to your methodology. You’re crude and rude but effective. Pretty soon SWPL with be destroyed, and that’s a good thing. I always thought it was a thinly veiled racist site that offended blacks intentionally. Yes, I know all about irony, doesn’t it show?
May you have life everlasting, and the riches of my kingdom are yours.
Praise the Lord.
Oh yeah, keep sending those donations.
God has spoke, God is true.
can’t we all just get along?
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Q. When a Liberal is confronted with an indisputable fact, whats his usual responce?
A. See above.
This is why you can’t have an intelligent conversation with a Liberal without it degrading into name calling.
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The only language conservatives seem to understand.
You mean the only language Liberals seem to Know.
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Thats a ONE just incase you can’t figure it out on your own.
I’d like to thank the artist for this picture. It seems to come in handy when describing a Liberals ture nature. Get the POINT!!!
IQ is a bad way to measure of intelligence. You may have a psychosomatic condition which leads you to reference this, but us Liberals do not. Your current candidate is Sarah Palin, who appears to be under the impression that Hope and Change from a terrible economic situation is a bad thing. Your obscene jester does nothing for whatever argument you may have. Please stop your insults. I am a Liberal, and I am 13.
HAPPY OBAMA DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello redneck, low life, good for nothing, trailer park living, mullet hair having, pick up truck driving, cross dressing, child molesting, animal sexual harrassing, McDonald working, value meal financing, black man hating, need to get over racist thought, dick in the mouth sucking, sheep dating, jail house living, drop the soap loving, stupid crackers, How appropriate that Presidents Day is in the middle of BLACK HISTORY MONTH. God I love America. I know you just love the fact that Obama is President on this fine Day.
I love reading all these bullshit black history facts like non-whites owning slaves back in slavery days. Big shit, am I suppose to be offended by that. NOT!!! White folks had white slaves too, what’s the point. History is filled with fun facts that are not to flattering to ALL RACES. So, why dwell in the past, I enjoy looking forward to the future while enjoying the present. Lets all join hands together and sing the next national anthem, “lift every voice and sing”. And for those who don’t like that song, this buds for you……
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put alil love in your heart
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Kai,
I’m not particularly conservative, but I do have a short list of grievances pertaining to your comment.
A jester is the basic equivalent of a clown, a gesture is the obscenity in the comments above.
Psychosomatic doesn’t mean what you think it does.
Sarah Palin does NOT stand for the entirety of conservative ideals.
You are 13.
Isn’t it kind of ironic how you guys are acting REALLY white on a site that parodies this kind of behavior?
“act” really white?
wrong. THEY ARE WHITE!
Max Power has spoken.
Well played, sir, well played.
Good thing black history month is the shortest month in the year then
Yup Ed j, also good for YOU that there is no law against stupidity all year long, or you would be in jail even longer than you are in there now.
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it’s a known fact that all white women love big black cocks. they can’t get enough of these.
it is the reason why white men have always been trying to hold the brothers down.
white women paying for sex with black males:
Quite the pants pisser!
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
Wow, I am pretty stoned and got sucked into this site. What’s up with the bloggers? How did you all find this? What the hell is going on? I need to take a nap.
USA men’s and women’s hockey face off against Canada, the two countries are friends, neighbors, brothers, in peace or share almost the same culture…then you got to see & remember the difficult times the two nations are having right now. Canada, however is in less economic but more sectarian problemed than the USA, whom has the global superpower position. Just like 1980 for both countries, the USA won gold in the Lake Placid winter olympics amidst its low ebb the previous year (1979)…and Canada was in its high peak in 1988 when it hosted the winter olympic games in Calgary (that was before the Meech Lake Accord died).
Hey there Stupid Texas Cracker Hunter,
Im from Texas, and yeah I happen to be white. Does that make me stupid? Hell no it doesnt, you however degrading “stupid texas crackers” is being nothing more than a hypocrite. You specifically said that we need to, “get over racist thoughts,” and that we’re “black man hating,” well you are doing the exact same thing when you down us. So words from the wise: shut the hell up.
Wrong, their citizen’s get free health care and an education. Our country is far behind Canada.
What the heck?
Congrats Enigma,
Obamacare has passed, and we can all look forward to the collapse of the healthcare system.
You will survive, thanks to OBAMACARE. 🙂
The only collapse I see in your future is your collapse onto your knees and ……., oh never mind.
put alil love in your heart
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Hey kreative1, better yet, illiterate one, I am referring to a particular individual. I never said everyone from Texas is a stupid hick, just certain people. Had you done your homework, you would have seen the individual to whom I have been writing too/about. Now runalong lil cracker, I have no beef with you. Let me do what I do and all will be right with the world.
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There are barely any posts on this blog about the USA that are even relevant. So U want a Blog? Here is your Blog on America. Take it or shove it…
Regardless of what people think The United States Of America (my country) is one of the best countries to live in. The US should be #1 on this list because if was not for the Free Speech Clause in the 1st Amendment of the US Constitution This website would not be allowed to be published on a US internet zone. Most countries of the world (China for example) prohibit and out right make it illegal to voice or scribe any kind of protest about the methods of they’re government.
No one knows yet if Obamacare work, fail like the Canadian heath care system, put more taxable strain on the middle class, create a legislative mess, cause healthcare providers to charge companies more $$ who want to provide employer based health care plans to they’re employees, or simply get so messed up with entire bill is repealed.
I do know “we the people” vote for our congressmen/congresswomen, and President. If you voted for Obama and you do not like the obamacare plan then be quiet because you voted him in as president and know what he was up to. If you voted for McCain you can rest knowing that there is no such thing as McCaincare. And if you didn’t vote al all you do not deserve to live in this country or deserve to be called an American Citizen unless some health or extraordinary circumstance kept you from the polls.
Now take the whole racism deal. There is always someone who will have a chip on they’re shoulder because someone of a different color or the same color for that matter called them something racist or has racially offended them. I am very sorry for those who have been discriminated against because of color or race, but grow a thick skin and move on. I don’t cry when I am called a cracker, and actually I laugh at how silly the attempt to insult is.
Now let’s do all get along, and be proud of our country if you do live in the USA. Stop breeding hate, and try to be more literate. Pay attention to who you vote into a government seat and/or Presidential position, and please do your duty as an American Citizen and vote. Stop walking around Hoodwinked and enjoy what a wonderful country this is. In what other counties can you travel coast to coast on national roadways completely unhindered?
VOTING is a right and a privilege not an option… If you do not like what is happening in government then vote, but please stop crying about how you have been a victim of injustice.
Sincerely
Your , USA loving, Gun loving, US Constitution reading, Troop Supporting, educated, well mannered, good old flag waving, beer drinking, White Guy on the level.
Haha why do so many people think Canada’s healthcare system has failed? I think that is propagated in the States by conservative politicians that don’t agree with Obama’s legislation, but it is certainly not true. Even just a quick test of logic will confirm this: if it was not working in Canada, the population would demand private healthcare. The Canadian government would be more than happy to accommodate them – it would be one more thing off their books. There is obviously more to it than that, but I think this example is true.
Also, why not have universal healthcare? It is not “free” obviously, all taxpayers contribute. But if a person is going to talk about how great the US is, then should they not support all people’s health…living in the US? You cannot talk about living in such a great country (made up of everyone) and then separate yourself by not wanting to support that country with something as basic as healthcare. Lots of people talk about taking food out of our children’s mouths to pay for someone else’s healthcare, but even if this is your selfish view, health is so strongly correlated with economic growth, which benefits the entire country.
From what I have read on blogs and articles most Canadian citizens are not satisfied with they’re healthcare system. In my opinion that leans towards failure of some sort.
The cost of healthcare has become out of control. If the GOV spent more time and efforts on controlling the cost of healthcare services then everyone would be able to have low cost healthcare or be able to pay for healthcare services without breaking the bank. The idea is not to retool one broken system and leave the other one unchecked. Universal healthcare will get more expensive as health services take on more expense. Guess who they will pass that expense onto? The healthcare system.. Where will the healthcare system pass its expense onto? US the US taxpayers…
How many forced social programs do Americans have to contribute to via taxes before the US becomes a Socialist Country? The US is a REPUBLIC not a socialist state and every socialist ideology that our elected officials impose into laws, bills, acts or referendums on our Citizens is one step further into a Socialist mindset and state.
All we have heard about is healthcare reform, but what about our economic reform? Unemployment is still down, Companies are still off shoring every employee position they can, and inflation is rearing this ugly head slowly. And don’t forget about the two wars were fighting in the Middle East. Where’s all the money coming from? OH that’s right out of my middle class paycheck…. The rich can afford it, the poor get a break, and the middleclass bears the entire burden.
Lastly the US is still a great country and like every other country we have our issues, but unlike most democratic countries the US Citizens are barely involved with what our own politicians are up to. We just elect politicians and let them do what they want without any oversight by the people. What makes this country great are our freedoms, and those were secured with blood. Don’t take away my right to choose because someone doesn’t get the same privilege. I earned my right to have healthcare by getting out in the world and working for a living. If you work you should be able to get healthcare, that’s fair. Not Obama’s plan. You’re taking a system that needs fixing to a complete overhaul and punishing taxpayers along the way. Politicians have the best healthcare plan there is and so does Obama so what does it matter what they do to the healthcare system? They will always have a better option than what they give us.
Ryan S, a blind man can see that healthcare is NOT getting any cheaper AND it is pimping the American people at this moment. There is a little thing called COMMON SENSE, better known as supply and demand. Supply is LOW because insurance has ALL the power to deny anyone coverage as well as deny anyone services. With the lack of competition, insurance companies can charge anything they want, and that they do. Plus, the cost is paid for by few. And as a bonus fun fact, the notion that nobody is denied healthcare is bull. Subpar help is not considered healthcare. And guess who pays for that subpar service???? The people who have insurance policies. Hence, sky high prices. Insert universal healthcare, and all of a sudden, big insurance has to make services more affordable inorder to keep customers AS WELL as give people more for their money. Who wins, the American people. Universal healtcare will not hurt this country, it will make it 10 times better. DUH!
Steven S., you said “the methods of they’re government” when you should have said, “the methods of THEIR government,” albeit, without the caps.
The whitest of white people much prefer #99: Grammar, to #114: America.
Are you fucking retarded?
“Most countries of the world (China for example) prohibit and out right make it illegal to voice or scribe any kind of protest about the methods of they’re government.”
– Name any other country than China please. Let me guess, thats all you got? You heard it somewhere from someone (cause 99% US-American people dont actually know anything about the rest of the world besides maybe that Germany has good beer and Scandinavian girls are hot).
Your comment was a nice prove on that. Thats why everyone hates American people and pities them, they are to fucking stupid I can´t put it into words. The sad thing is you guys don´t even realize it.
The United States have a CRAPPY health care system for example (and yes, of course i know about the bill Obama just passed on that but let´s wait and see), compared to all European countries they are still in midevil times when it comes to that. While you can get free medicine and surgeries anytime in Scandinavia, people in the US die cause they can´t afford the drugs they need.
I lived in the US for a couple years and it was so sad to see how backward they are when it comes to culture, religion, awerness of the rest of the world.
No doubt people around the world love to whine about how “bad” the US is….no place is perfect. As for the health system in Canada being good we all must remember that there are about 33 million people living there.
This US is all most 10 times that size. Imagine if Canada had the population of the US, their health system would be a whole lot different.
Also, no offense to Canadians but Canada is a very well managed country run by WHITE, uptight, anal retentive, square, individuals that are offspring of the controlling ruling classes of England. No offense. Seriously. It’s a fact.
You never hear of the religious bigorty, maltreatment, discrimination that was aimed at the French Canucks for hundreds of years seems to never be discussed by a smart allecky Canadians that you run into on vacation or in an airport.
On top of that the Canadians use US capitalism and European socialism only when convenient. Smart? Yes. Double standard. Of course. Is the country well managed? I would never say it was not.
As soon as I saw “America” listed, I was like oh shit…they’re asking for the comments on this one..
But I must say, when I saw a picture of those assholes, all assholes combined in a single box, I was DISGUSTED.
This was extremely offending.
And worst of all, you act as though this represents America. It couldn’t be further from the truth, he’s the one who’s trying to corrupt America.
Besides THIS though, basically all other blogs are hilarious. Obviously so because they play off the stereotypes SO well.
agreed. i’m ‘white’ in a lot of the ways listed in this blog, and i absolutely DESPISE America for everything it is, was, and probably also for what it will be. and yes, i was born here and i can’t wait to GTFO. leaving for the UK on a one-way ticket in july to — yes — get that damn National Health Service. haha.
You are “too” fucking stupid to use “too” fucking stupid rather than “to” fucking stupid. Refer to rule #99. Also, can you tell me what emergency room in the USA lets someone die because because “they can’t afford the drugs they need”? My grandmother works in the emergency room and I know this statement is false. I can help you out with the one other country you are requesting. North Korea has even worse censor laws than China. For someone so much smarter than an American you would figure you would have more “prove” than that. I would debate you on the rest of your absurd post but I have satisfied my rule #101.
Hey Sarah, if you don’t like YOUR President, move your redneck behind to Canada. If not, shaddap and get over it.
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Good bye and good ridence CRACKER. Let the door knob hit you where the dog should have bite ya. One less redneck to have to deal with. Yaaay!!!
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Your hatred and bigotry stinks. He’s President; deal with it. And’s he’s gonna win a second term in a walk. And he’s the most charismatic, intelligent man to have ever walked the halls of the white house.
it was a joke on how much we idolize these people
bigotry? for what she said?
Wait until November, hopefully we dont elect a bunch of useless Reps OR Dems, Yes he is President, and we should all respect the President, but we don’t have to respect the person. He is far from charismatic, but he is intelligent.
Not THE most intelligent to walk the halls, as a matter of fact hes a tool, just as Bush, Clinton, and everyone else since Kennedy(and a lot before JFK)
So what she doesnt like him, and that makes her automatically inclined to prejudge this person?
YOU ARE THE BIGOT, anyone who speaks out against this socialist prick, you bash in the teeth with an overused Soros infused tactic.
Probably even gone so far as to call them racist or something equal in its value. She doesnt agree with his policies, nor do I, and i bet she didn’t agree with Bush’s policies either, as I did not.
@ Ryan S
As much as i sincerely agree with most of everything you said in this post.
We do not have a right to participate in federal elections.
Check the Constitution, we are not given that as a right or privilege. We elect state and local Reps, but we have no right guaranteed by our Constitution, to vote in Presidential elections.
keep your powder dry friend
We, unlike Canada, have an illegal alien problem.
That tax burden alone will break us.
Its not the Mexicans I blame for this, its our un-constitutional tax system, the Federal Reserve(which is as federal as federal express) and the IRS(the fed reserves attack dog).
Fair tax would fix this, for the most part anyhow.
At that point, a public option, maybe a viable one.
you have no idea what you are talking about…
http://news.ca.msn.com/top-stories/cbc-article.aspx?cp-documentid=23510298
apparently as you put it “Our country is far behind Canada.”
jackass
ok i will do this again since this site obviously is censored.
I will reply to your racist comment of “cracker” with “porch monkey” since this person wont.
piss off hypocrite
lets see if this one passes the censor…
I hope you can fake a good estuary accent, otherwise you’re in for a bit of trouble round here. Or you could say you’re canadian. I swear it works wonders ; )
The most charismatic man ever to walk the halls of the White House? HA!
He may be charismatic, but many of our country’s leaders in the past have been just as much so.
Furthermore, I think getting to the second term is going to be harder than you imagine. As of today, April 20, overall approval is at 49% (and only 29% strongly approve) and disapproval is at 50% (39% strongly disapprove). He may be president for another term, but achieving that won’t be a cake-walk.
HOW STUPID U R _ GOOD RIDANCE!
Sure the American economy is in the crapper. The cards are stacked against us with debt, but look at the UK’s fundamentals (no natural resources) and economic future and you will realize that we’re actually luckier. Good luck.
@ Raymond and s.t.c.h. – you are exactly the kind of white person this blog makes fun of. You praise this dude so much as to not notice that he hasn’t done anything but pass a bill that will completely ruin any chance of a stable/ moral economy. All just to keep you “white”, or lazy, ignorant, senseless, and you people have to much money without reason to at all understand what real life is.
Oh Katie, haver of little faith. Neither myself or our faithful President are worried about a second term at the moment. He is making changes NOW, and that’s all that matters.
put alil love in your heart
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You are so correct, you don’t have to respect the President but you will have to respect his TITLE. LOL. Is Katie a bigot for not liking the President, not necessarily, but it leans in that direction.
put alil love in your heart
😉
Who said I was white cracker? I praise those who deserve praising, and OUR President deserves to be praised. He promised change and so far, he delivered it. You sound like some bitter white racist who hates having to call a black man Mr President. Well, get the fuck over it.
put alil love in your heart
😉
Im sorry but no he is absolutely not. You put Obama in the same room as Teddy Roosevelt, George Washington, Andrew Jackson, John F. Kennedy, or Ronald Regan, any one of them would put him in his place.
Dudes got me pegged. I like america. Aaaaaand im whitey. I don’t know why all these other white people are getting so upset with freedom.
Yeah, I bet Andrew Jackson’s racist ass would try to put him in his place. And how dare you use Teddy Roosevelt and Ronald Reagan in the same sentence. Not very white of you at all.
Yep… You’re republican. It’s time for you to shut up.
I don’t really see America as something white people should all love. I’m from Canada, I think Canada is far better anyway
wowwww….. i just went to this site and was very impressed. i wanted to see all the posts and i saw america and was like this is the number one thing. click on it. and basically am never coming back to this site. fuck obama
Don’t look now – your ignorance is showing.
c ya
This is an older post, but I felt the need to post anyway. As ‘English and white’, I think there’s a bit of a split when it comes to America.
We see ‘America’ as a sanctuary for fat people and filled with devout Christians who’d rather their children married their siblings than have unwed sex. Alongside this we also got a bit excited about Obama, as Brits are under-dog lovers and if someone is black and wishes to obtain any amount of power, they must be underdogs. (We have learnt this from the many films including black cops who is street wise and uses his unconventional ways he learnt when growing up ‘on the streets’, and how humorous it is when mixed with a straight jacket and tie white guy that wants to do things by the book.)
There are also a fair few ‘White Brits’ who want to move to America to study: Drama/Law/Fashion, but this never happens as they soon learn that disliking America actually makes them superior.. Maybe it’s because you are still disliking another country, but as America is ‘a white country’ we’re not being racist!
All in all, I think it would have been more apt/accurate/made a better article if instead they had picked: “Disliking America”.
English you say? Yeah, you don’t count.
That’s not right. America is the capital of capitalism. If a white guy wants to move in there it’s probably for education or travelling maybe. I don’t think Obama is gonna be much of a change at America. Because if you are an american president, you are an american president. Patriots have to hate every other country and you can find people like that in Europe (sorry guys)
Really? Because I see Britain as a country where people take comfort in cultural stereotypes to make themselves feel better about themselves.
Okay… Yes, OP exaggerated in an incredibly misleading way the number of countries that seriously limit the voice of their people on the internet. However, there are many countries that either manipulate their media (mostly bribe them or own the news organizations) or use some other means to propagandize the public opinion of their policies.
I believe that Americans should be pitied right now. The United States was born out of a time when individual rights were truly realized. The US Constitution recognizes “negative liberties” as Obama likes to put it, because it is meant to prevent the federal government from infringing on the freedoms of the people (and the states). We were given a gift that so few in human history have had. The right to speak freely, elect our government officials, practice any religion we choose so long as we do so none violently, the right to defend ourselves from harm, the right to the fruits of our labor, protections from any potential law that might infringe on the rights a man has to live and the things that living entails. And yet, what has happened to this gift? We’ve let people corrupt it. Do you know why the rest of the world things Americans are stupid? It’s because our education system has gone downhill since the federal government took over… Why our healthcare isn’t #1 in the world? Federal regulations… So please, pity us.. because we have been so blind that we have let much of our freedom slip…
As to that American healthcare is crappy… I’m sorry, that “free” medicine you’re getting…. where was that developed… Oh, was it the United States.. hmm, chances are it was… The vast majority of healthcare innovations come out of the United States of America… Do I get to go to the store with no insurance and pick up pills for free? No, but I also didn’t pay taxes or let my country borrow money to pay for that medicine beforehand when I didn’t know I needed it. If I choose, I can get insurance, that will make my medications and check-ups and surgeries and anything free. Plus, I don’t have to wait months to see a doctor like you do in some parts of many countries with socialized healthcare. When I want to see a doctor, I call a doctor. Why is it that the Canadian Prime Minister comes to the US to have surgery? I think you might find it’s because we produce many of the world’s finest surgeons….
Who exactly in the US is dying because of not getting drugs… Everyone in the United States has full access to healthcare. If you want into a hospital, they will treat you… period. They have a moral duty to do so. If you can’t get medication? There’s a federal program for that. Now, I personally don’t think there should be, because there are also private charities and small, cheap insurance policies (which, btw, Obamacare just made illegal) that will cover those costs for you.
I’d love to hear an argument for being backwards in religion. The United States has been the most charitable nation in the world for a very long time. You’d be hard pressed to find any religion where a major tenant isn’t helping those less fortunate than yourself, and that is exactly what we’re good at. Now, if you mean, do we let the government do it for us? Of course not. No, we prefer to give our money to those in need, rather than let the government make sure that only half or less gets there. I’m not sure what else you could mean by that we’re backwards in religion.
The free market system and capitalism in the United States have held the world together in dark times on multiple occasions. While it isn’t fair to say everyone should love us for it eternally, or that we’ve been perfect since, I don’t see enough evidence for anyone to really hate the United States.
You’re 13 and talking about how IQ tests aren’t accurate… I sense someone took an IQ test recently….
Sarah Palin doesn’t think Hope is bad, nor does she thing Change is bad… The fact is though, some Change is bad. Change into flip-flops with socks is bad. Unless you were wearing Crocs with socks, you really haven’t improved. And false Hope is more devastating than fearing the worst and seeing no way out of it. While Mrs. Palin has her faults, questioning what Obama meant by Hope and Change was not one of them. When you pair that phrase with “fundamentally transform America”… you’re looking at something that sounds pretty scary, and it’s important to ask for more detail there. Transform into what exactly, and how’s it going to work? How will we pay for it?
Anyway, very seriously, you are 13 years old. I know it feels like things make sense, because I was there not all that long ago (21 yrs old now). I grew up with divorced parents at opposite sides of the political spectrum. I always heard both sides and sided with the liberals. That was until I started arguing with my then-girlfriend’s mother about politics. Said girlfriend was homeschooled, and her mother had a rather strong passion for history. I consistently got backed into a corner when arguing points because she could always rely on the Constitution to point out the error of my side. Before I go further into that story, my original point is: You are young, and even if you’ve been studying hard, you don’t know nearly enough about history to understand the different sides of these issues yet. If you are paying attention and really trying to understand, you will likely switch sides on arguments multiple times during your youth. Don’t be so quick to think that others don’t know anything, often they have good reason to. All it takes to find out is to ask.
Anyway, back to the story about me that no one else here cares about… So, I argued hard with this mother, and she always shot me down with ease. I am not sure how I escaped the corruption of the Constitution in some people’s minds, but I, even then, had a respect for the Constitution that made me halt when I saw my opinion didn’t fit with it. So, I have studied the ideas presented in it. As it turns out, the men who wrote it worked very hard to create a Republic that they hoped could stand the test of time. They built checks and balances into it that had not existed in a Republic before. They balanced power between separate branches and forced them to rely on each other. Every aspect of the document that shapes the American government was carefully argued not only by some of the brightest minds in America at the time, but had been debated by philosophers in England and France and as far back as Rome. The founders of the United States were able to build on thousands of years of history to create a free society that would be capable of staying free. Every limitation on the federal government has a strong reasoning behind it, and before anyone considers questioning that, they should look into why these men insisted that no such power should be held by so powerful a body.
Perhaps most importantly to all of this, is one of the last parts of the Constitution: the powers not expressly given to the federal government, are reserved to the states and the people. This phrase gives Massachusetts the right to have universal healthcare. It would even allow a state government to be affiliated with a particular religion.
In the end, the proper place of welfare, medicare, education, postal service, and so many other things that the federal government now controls is with the states.
So, after all that the point: You can believe in Obama’s fundamental transformation, but you should be working to see it enacted in your state, where it belongs. When someone tries to bring it up on the federal level, please please look to the Constitution. See if it fits in with the role of the federal government, and if it does not, reject it.
Lack of competition can be solved in a single, one page bill that allows competition across state lines.
The reason universal healthcare won’t work the way you say is that the government can subsidize costs (and they do), which will mean private companies cannot beat the low prices offered by a government option. We can already see this in Massachusetts, where the state government has been trying to require companies to offer policies below their cost. First, they just raised their rates to cover costs, and when they were told they couldn’t do that, they stopped offering the policies. Finally, the government required they offer the policies below a certain price point. Tell me, how is forcing companies to run a deficit helping encourage competition and low prices? These companies will go out of business, then there will be only one options left.. run to the government for help.
Now, all of that argument ignores that the whole thing is unconstitutional on the federal level. If you want universal healthcare, please, petition your state government for it. It is a power they have, not one the feds have.
You are right that supply and demand is the essence of the answer, but the method of forcing there to be a supply cannot be sustained long term. The books will never be balanced that way. The answer must lie in getting private companies costs down enough that they can offer less expensive policies, or something to this end.
There is no such thing as a free ride. Someone is paying for it.
That leaves me with 2 things:
1) It is unethical to demand you be given things that you aren’t paying for. Assuming that these things aren’t being paid for with loans, taxes are paying for them. What this means is, you’ve decided that instead of work hard and pay for your health and education, you think it’s okay for you to take what you have not worked for.
2) If loans are paying for it, when does that stop? How can that be reversed, or can it be at all? If the rich are paying for it, what is their incentive to stay in Canada (or whichever country it is) instead of leaving for a country like the United States, where they (until recently) would not have been required to foot the bill for the healthcare of those who weren’t willing to earn it themselves.
You will undoubtedly say “but it’s immoral to let people die without healthcare, so taxing the rich to pay for it is the lesser of two evils.”
Well, you’re right. It’s immoral to let people die. That is why any hospital in the US will treat someone who walks in the door with a problem. It is true that if it is not important he won’t get the care unless he can pay for it, but that is because a hospital is also a business. They will protect his life or limb if in danger, but there is a limit to the obligation (which would be a much more reasonable argument to have). In this system, we have now removed the need to do the immoral act of forcefully taking from the rich to care for someone else, without allowing anyone to come to any serious harm. This same argument goes for education, except there is no argument that it is less evil to tax than to let a man go without formal higher level education.
Every man has a right to the fruits of his labor. If a man paid for his education, worked hard either starting his own business, or to gain promotions in someone else’s, then he has earned the likely significant financial advantages he will have over the majority of the other people in society. Is it his moral obligation to help others? Most would subscribe to that theory, myself included. Is it the duty of the government or any other entity to force him to be of good moral character? Not at all. He must choose to give that which is his freely, or else that which is taken is stolen. Clearly, I don’t mean that no man should pay any taxes. Taxes go to provide for the defense of the country, and he has a stake in that defense. There are men and women standing guard to keep him safe, and he has a duty to make sure they are rewarded for that service. There are other necessary functions of government, for which taxation is justifiable.
For the record, I have simplified this. I have left out representation. Taxation without representation is always immoral. More importantly, in the US, taxation that violates the principles of our Constitution is immoral. Thereby, it would always be immoral to tax a man to provide for the care of another, as this is not the duty of the federal government. However, if the state in which this man lives should vote that they will tax him and care for those in the state, the man is represented in this body, which does have the power to make such a decision, assuming it’s constitution does not prohibit it. Now he must choose whether he will voluntarily pay those taxes, or leave the state. This balance of power between the citizen and the state is part of why the American system works. The federal has only the most necessary powers, and the states are left within safe bounds to balance the powers they exercise with the opinions of their citizens in mind. It’s really the reason the American government is, in it’s original design, the best government in history.
Good call finding that link…
What is wrong with liking America the only place that alows illegal immagrants to take over their country?
You sir, are a good man.
just for future reference, there is ALMOST, no use in trying to convert these folks, im only 29(not far ahead of you)..ive been trying to convert reps and dems for years back to the way our founders have intended us to be..it wont work..plain and simple..but i appreciate your efforts, it lets me know that i’m not alone. You help me feel sane, knowing that im not the only one who sees the problem. Much thanks to you and freedom lovers like you.
keep your powder dry.
please contact me in the near future.
crunchyuncle@yahoo.com
i can weed the rotten ones out if there are any who contact me..so no worries.
Things Republicans Hate: No. 29 Archaeology
http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/?p=274
Australians…or in particular, white Australians…tend to not like America.
Seriously? That’s too bad because Americans love Australians! White or otherwise. 🙂
That would include you as well “Brenden” unless you are of Native American descent (which I can clearly tell by your last name that u are not, otherwise it would be something like “Sharp-Onyx”).
P.S.1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA my tummy hurts from laughing so much!
P.S. 2 You misspelled “immigrant”
I didn’t think anyone liked america.
not true i plan on joining the republican party and i am fascinated by archeology.
my previous comment was for americansun, i forgot to put that.
I can tell you that there are millions of recent immigrants with huge smiles on their faces because they are finally in the country they have been dreaming of for years. I teach ESL and my site http://www.englishlearns.com is proof of all the people that want to be American and speak like Americans.
white australians dont love nobody.
where did the america post go? second time looking for it and nowhere to be found. did it get silently banned by the gov?
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i just ain’t a thug, because i watched doug.
when i was 10, then again.
didn’t everybody.
For the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country.
yeah i love america this is a real dopey article. god bless america and all the men and women putting in real work in our armed forces of the united states.
I under the Irony of this blog.. the Rest of the world love and hates America.. They hate when we impose our beliefs on them, but they sure call on us when they’re in trouble. By the way, I’m ready for Republicans to ruin everything all over again. Go Whitey!
how come we cant read the post???
I would rather say that white people like Obama´s America, and white people like to hate Bush´s America
ah ha ha ha, who has ever called on America to help them when they are in trouble (and before you say WWII, read a history book).
I love America!! I love playing horseshoes and volleyball on 4th of July surrounded by my red white and blue tiki torches (hand painted by my asian slaves) which designate “my” camping area (of a public beach). If anyone tries to infiltrate my area (for example, Mexican children) I will throw a horseshoe at their head.
This actually a true experience I had camping near “we love america people” over 4th of july. well i didn’t actually see their asian slaves.
@Freddy, Every time something in the world goes wrong the world puts out their hands to Papa America. They do it with resentment like children… but they do it. And we pay. And you’re a dick.
The picture is the entirety of the post- the author is saying that by electing Obama as president, white people love America. This is a non-ironic post.
Kuwait. Haiti. Indonesia and other countries in Asia-Pacific after the tsunami. Australia during the Canberra and Victorian bushfires. Somalia. “The United States gives more to those in crisis than any other country in the world. USAID is the U.S. Government agency that is responsible for directing these contributions to thousands of non-profit partners and international organizations like the World Food Program and UNICEF.” (usaid.gov)
According to the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development, the countries giving the highest amounts of money (in absolute terms) are as follows:[1]
* 1. United States – $28.67 billion
* 2. France – $12.43 billion
* 3. Germany – $11.98 billion
* 4. United Kingdom – $11.50 billion
* 5. Japan – $9.48 billion
* 6. Spain – $6.57 billion
* 7. Netherlands – $6.43 billion
* 8. Sweden – $4.55 billion
* 9. Norway – $4.09 billion
* 10. Canada – $4.01 billion
* 11. Italy – $3.31 billion
* 12. Denmark – $2.81 billion
* 13. Australia – $2.76 billion
* 14. Belgium – $2.60 billion
* 15. Switzerland – $2.31 billion
why should us white americans get mocked for loving america? i guess it is so cool to be of irish, italian, puerto rican, fillapino, mexican, jamaccian descent but born in america and fly those countries flags in america im sorry but that is gubber to me. i love being of irish,italian and scottish descent but i am american first and foremost.
According to this recent interview Christian Lander, the guy who started this blog, doesn’t read the comments on the blog anymore because they upset him too much. He also says he doesn’t remove troll comments either, which explains all the troll comments on the Obama thread. Anyhoodle it’s a good interview and gives a real insight into where he was coming from when he started his Stuff White People Like blog.
http://www.themonthly.com.au/whiter-shade-pale-christian-lander-and-john-safran-2829
I have a theory on Iraq, I think the US is sucking up all their oil because they’re stockpiling it for the inevitable war with China. Once they have enough they’ll crank up the sabre rattling, there’ll be a manufactured incident to trigger conflict, North Korea or Iran perhaps? and then she’ll be on. The reasoning behind this is that the Chinese seem to be marching towards inevitable world domination because over there the ruling class have the best of both worlds, a capitalist economy for them and communist dictatorship for the workers. America can’t compete with that but on the other hand I can’t see them just sitting idly by while the Chinese assume the mantle of the world’s number one super power.
I am american, and I don’t mock ppl who love america. I only think its silly for ‘us’ to be so conceited and think we are the best at everything. This is obviously untrue,especially now days, when we are behind in so many areas. The way the ppl like the tea baggers,who feel we are so exceptional,and we are always right,this is what makes me laugh when ppl say how wonderful we are. Guess what? I’ll bet ya this,ppl in France,they probably think THEY are best,and ppl in England,They think they are the best.To always boast about our country,and to down our president because(god forbid)he might apologize for mistakes we have made,is quite ignorant. The way this country has treated our president makes me sick! I hated bush, but when that asshole threw a shoe at him,it pissed me off,b/c he was my president too! No ma
(oops,I hit the tab button!)No matter what my political views are, I felt anger about this person disrespecting the president. I can tell you this, if some tea bagger threw a shoe at Obama,no one on the right would be out there condemning the person who did it! They would be saying that ‘the american ppl are angry’ and would defend him,and this is exactly why I am no longer too proud of my country. And this is why I feel that ppl mock others who claim to love america so much. You can love something and STILL think it could be changed or fixed for the better. It doesnt mean youre not a patriot or a socialist,it means that you care!
You are right about that. But they have renamed themselves,and knowing that americans have short term memory disorder,they are now only called conservative or tea party. See, now when you say republican, you think bush,but if you dont say republican, then ppl think its some new party. Same party that got us in this shit. But the electorate is pretty well fucked in the head. Lets see, I voted for obama,shit isnt perfect yet, so lets vote for the other one this time,WTF? Americans dont pay close attention to the facts,just quick talking points, and the gop are MASTERS at this,repeat the same thing over and over,and the american people will buy it! It is frankly embarrassing,and I feel the main problem is the ‘undecided’ or the independent voter. They switch sides without fact checking and making an intelligent choice. I am all for ppl who dont believe like I do, and if they truly believe it, fine, but most of the new tea bag party ppl, dont even know what the hell they are voting for.’keep ur government hands off my social security’This was actually on a sign at a ‘tea party’…REALLY!?!Do they not know that social security is FROM the government?!They want to keep all the gov’t programs but want to pay zero taxes for them.BATSHIT!
@ sydney:
I really wished that “asshole” would have scored a bulleye that day ! OMG that was too !@$^& funny !
No one likes America.
it is ironic
Clander,
You are the textbook definition of a racist white american. And the sad thing is that you may not even realize it. 99% of all White Americans are racist. You are the perfect example of White Priviledge and institutionalized racism. You’ve probably never heard of it. White people couldn’t see racism if it hit them in the side of the head. So don’t feel guilty or anything. Just keep profiting and writing more racist books for all the racist white americans out there.
The white man’s struggle is a superficial one. He doesn’t need to fight racism or poverty or anything any other minorities in america do. So he just makes lists of things he likes for his own amusement at the expense of other minorities. Your blog is clearly racist. White people can’t see racism because they’ve never experienced it but every other minority in america can see how much of a racist you and everyone who reads it is. You are exposing the true racism in america today.
Chill. Just chill. You think white people are racist for making a blog about stuff that we like? Clearly you don’t see a contradiction here because you are blinded by reverse racism. How many television stations are devoted to white people? None. Have you ever heard of BET? Yes. Might I direct your attention to a blatantly racist periodical called EBONY. http://www.ebony.com/ Have you ever heard Kat Williams, Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle or Eddy Murphy’s stand-up? Think about it.
The idea that some people are entitled to more than others based on the color of their skin is the epitome of racism. You, sir, are racist because you feel that you deserve more than me because your skin is darker than mine. Let me tell you, I live in Washington, DC, where whites are the minority. So does this mean that I can have a “whites only” magazine? No. Get over yourself and stop looking for handouts.
And yes, I LOVE America. And feel free to love anything else on this list of things that white people like, its a non-discriminatory list.
America and it’s people are easily the worst country in the world.
Racist White People.
Bigoted White People.
Discriminatory White People.
A Racist Movie Industry.
Corrupted Government
Corrupted News and Media
Ignorance
Greed
Violence
Lack of Opportunity for Minorities
Obesity
Evil Evil Evil Corporations
Materialistic Society
Sexually Oppressed Society
on and on forever….
99% of all white people are openly racist and not ashamed to show it. The rest of the white people pretend to like diversity. That is politically correct. That is what they want everyone to think. If white people like diversity, then that means that they aren’t racist right? Wrong. That is all superficial fucking bullshit. A nice shiny shell that is rotting on the inside. You’re not fucking fooling anyone. White people are deeply racist, it is ingrained into them. The system is racist. The man is racist. Movies, commercials, advertisements, packaging – it’s all racist. All white people are trained to be racist whether they like it or not or want to be or not. They don’t have a choice. If you are a white person in America you will be racist and you will not even realize it. That is why we will never achieve equality in this country. It is called “White Privilege.” White people have never experienced racism. They don’t know what the fuck this thing that all minorities are talking about is. White people are cowards. Power to all minorities in America.
When will things in America ever be perfect? The USA has 300 Plus million people. Thats 300,000,000 different opinions as to what a perfect America should be. For those of you who can’t figure it out, the answer is [NEVER]. I’ve been other places. As bad as you think it is, it’s better here than anywhere else. Old saying “My home may be a rusty old cage to you, but it’s my home”. If you don’t like it than GET THE F OUT!!!
Debating white privilege and making lists of all the ways that America is douchey is stuff white people love.
No! “Debating white privilege and making lists of all the ways that America is douchey is stuff white people love”. Is what the ignorant bed wetting Liberal socialism loving left wing nut bugger eating Demo-Qaedacrat’s love to do. The same people you are always hearing about who complain about not being able to pay their gas or electric bills while they sit on their fat ass in front of a flat screen TV downing a beer and eating a triple BK whopper playing a game boy and talking to someone on a cell phone with a full mouth complaining about how their rich boss, who by the way hired them despite a bad economy, is screwing them. And not a clue as to how in most other countries they’d be considered the rich person. It’s no wonder other countries think we’re the great Satan and deserve to die. Or are you that rich person pretending to feel guilty about having all that money so you pretend to be a bed wetting Liberal socialism loving left wing nut bugger eating Demo-Qaedacrat. Words of advise for al you Anonymous White Coward’s. Pull your head out of your ass you Anti-American balless prick’s.
You didn’t need that apostrophe on “pricks” you know.
Ha Ha Ha
im white, and i dont like america! dont hate it either, but you know…
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and must admit it’s just as funny!!!
Id say what white people have going is ingenuity and resourcefulness as well as being pretty shrewd. Thats what got us our spot as probably the largest racial power in the world (combine the United States, Russia, GB, France Canada, Germany and theres not really much anyone else can do) Of course as individuals, no particular race is superior to another and in fact just because the western white civilization is currently the most powerful and influential, that in no way makes it superior to any other. I would also note that your comment saying that asians are intellectually superior and blacks are physically superior is pretty far off. We see asians as smarter here in north america because its usually only the smarter ones thats make it through, but Im sure that, in terms of percentages, they have as much intelligence as we do, they just have more people, therefore more smart people. Same thing with blacks being stronger. There are some white people who are stronger than some black people and vice versa.
I am white, I love America, and I know our nation is superior to any other, but America is not a white nation, it’s a melting pot of many cultures. All of wich make it the greatest nation in the world. The author of this blog clrealy has a serious chip on their shoulder, and it’s sad.
Oh my! “superior” you must be joking arn’t you embarrassed saying that! If America is superior why is it in the mess it’s in now! I come from 2 other western countries neither of which are superior to any other country in the world and are as you say “melting pots of many cultures” I love America but reality is something more people need to address then we might have a chance to move forward and not back like we are now!
Happy DR Martin Luther King Jr Day!!!!!!!!!
I had to capitalize the “DR” to insure you trailer park rejects feel even less secure about yourselves!! Yep, you mullet head, snag-a-tooth, hound dog humpin, chewing tobacco munchin, pick-up driving, first cousin fuckin, Obama hatin, no job having, wish they were conservative, true republican reject crackas, I write this post with love!!! It has been a while since I told ya to put some love in your fuckin hearts, but I see the message is starting to spread. Yep, good ol boy McCain is starting to change his tune, now calling OUR President a MAVERICK!!!! Like Obama says, change is good!!!
Yep, it is a bad time to be a nutsack sucking teabagger trying to spread hate. One sunny day, one wack job decides to shoot and kill innocent people for no reason, after listening to all the bullshit you conservacraps been yacking. After seeing your words come to life, all of a sudden, republicans are changing their tune. Unity is now the new thing.
I am not one to lecture, but as my boy Malcolm X once said, “looks like the chickens came home to roost!”. You spread hate, hateful things happen. If I remember correctly, no brothas of color were injured in that act of hate. Four eyed Palin is changing her tune about putting targets on democrates faces on her website. Silly bitch!!!
Well, all can rejoice in the fact that this is BLACK MAN ONE’s birthday. Let us spread the word how MLK helped you redneck crackas see the light. Freedom has rung, loud and proud!!! Rang so loud, that a black man has made it to the white house, and not as a janitor. That’s right whitey, your commander and chief is too, a soul brotha. Not a drop of red neck blood in his system. Barack Obama, last I checked, I have never met a white man with the last name Obama. His father was from AFRICA, not Europe. His momma, though she is white, went black and never went back! He is a successful President and history will show that he achieved more in two years than most Presidents acheived in 8. The fact that some bitter white men claim he is a bad President does not change the fact that he is a major success and that history will prove that.
put alil love in your heart bitches
and happy mutha fuckin MLK day
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Who are you fooling. If I said what you just said I’d be called a racist. Your little speech is so full of hate it take a complete moron not to see it. And if Obama is such a successful president then why do we still have a 10% unemployment rate (actually more like 17+%). And why is the counties debt increased by more than 5Tril (more than all the last 111 congresses combined). Why is it that everyone can only see the black side of Obama. I ask you, What’s wrong with being half white. I’m half something and proud of it. I have a stepdaughter who half black half white. When I asked her which one she calls herself she said “I’m the best of both and proud of it” If any of my black friend don’t like it that’s their problem and they aren’t my friends.
Hey underestimated, learn to read and shut the fuck up!!!
There is an old saying, if you throw a rock into a pack of dogs, the one who yelps is the one that got hit! So, using that logic, it is safe to say that my little speech hit it’s intended target!!!
First off, I was writing to all the racist dumbasses that troll this site and talk stupidity, hence, folks like YOU!!! What about the deficiet this, unemployment that, that what dumbasses like you say. Have you ever thought that if you start off your Presidency with two big ass wars, a great recession, and a bunch of dumbass republicans fighting everything you do??? He did not start any wars! He did not create this recession that seems to show signs of improvement. Spending is up, businesses are starting to hire again.
Basically, what the fuck are you talking about, dumbass???
I never said anything was wrong being mixed race, the problem is being RACIST!!!! You could learn alot from your kid, now shut the fuck up and comprehend what you read next time. You are dismissed, bitch.
put alil love in your heart
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Now THAT’s some LOVE bitch
I’ve been reading SWPL for about a year and I think its time to flush.
this site reminds me of a public restroom with an unflushed toilet. this ones for you Enigma. FLUSHHHHHH.
Hey 10,
That sounds like yours and dudes mom’s throat after I bust a few loads down it. I see, like mother, like son.
Put alil love in your hearts
🙂
Enig, you are a prime example of whats wrong in the world. I’m not gona waste my time serching for you under the other topics, so I’ll just flush a little harder. FLUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hey 10,
Bite the fat one, and love it!!!
happy MLK day!!!!!
PS…….. Tell your mom I will be over later on tonight.
😉
Put alil love in your hearts
🙂
Like the big terd you are. Just will not flush. FLUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Hey 10,
Bite the fat one, and love it!!!
Happy MLK day!!!!!
PS…….. Tell your mom I will be over later on tonight.
Put alil love in your hearts
🙂
Enig. The terd that won’t flush. FLUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bringing someones mother into this flushed toilet of a conversation is about as low as it gets. I said before you are a prime example of whats wrong in the world. But, there is hope. People will laugh at the stink of an unflushed terd, but during all the laughing, people still see a terd for what it is. Just another terd to be flushed. FLUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Just in case anyone thinks I making fun of your skin color, I not. Judge a man, or in your case a terd, not by the color of his skin, but by the content of his character.
Happy MLK day terd.
FLUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Well hellllloooo 10,
You are awfully concerned about people thinking you are a racist with your turd comments, why is that? Is it because you are a …….(gasp) RACIST!!!!!! Look dumbass, I piss off racist, that’s what I do. You are mad, so therefore, I did my job.
Look, I will explained myself already, but I will do it again to you, dumbass. I aimed my post towards racist assholes. The fact that you refuse to shut the fuck up and drop it, shows me that you are a racist, a dumbass racist at that. Learn some comprehension, then talk to me.
put alil love in your heart
😉
You guys are all so sad using this site to insult each other and achieve,, nothing. Use the internet for something good I dare you! I hope your lives get better for all of our sakes!
Hey JD,
I achieved two things,
1. I pissed off 10.
2. I get to tell you to FUCK OFF!!!!!
If you don’t like it, go somewhere else.
put alil love in your heart
😉
Enig, I guess u got me all figured out.
jd, you are right.
FLUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hey 10,
I know I have you figured out!!!
Hey Jd,
You’re wrong, like I said earlier, I get the satifaction of upsetting the so-called “superior race-ist”. LOL!!!!
put alil love in your hearts
🙂
I have fun reading this one. Anyways, being racist could someone hurt somebody or anybody. However, we are equally created it’s just that we are of different color.
Anyways, let love arise in our lives!
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Are there stuff that white people like that people of other races do not like? I am beginning to think that culture may differ, background may be different, but all in all, we are one people
The internet-based political activist fringe group United Kentucky Liberation Front is an online sensation on what is friggin wrong in America. The group calls for Kentucky secession and recognition of states’ rights for Kentucky. The eastern parts of KY are filled up in militia activity and a few attacks on federal employees: postal workers, census takers and US marshalls over the last few years.
Good riddance. Kentucky blows anyway. Colonel Sanders is from Indiana for chrissakes…
“state’s rights?” thats absurd, I tell you…it isn’t as if that’s in the constitut—oh, wait.
And it isn’t as if Liberals tried to bomb the 2008 RNC convention…oh wait.
…or set fire to the Texas governor’s home…oh, wait
God will shed light on America soon. The light could be good or bad. I am not going to point fingers. We must help each other soon. We must see the signs that we are given. We must change our ways of thinking and not worship the dollar. We mustn’t or it could spell the end of America as we know it. Our foundation is falling apart. Our debt is skyrocketing. Our middle class is decomposing. Does the hair on your neck stand up? It is not the government’s fault. It is the way of life of all Americans combined that leads to a faulty foundation. It is us who will ultimately allow for the collapse of America. We must get rid of Greed and materialistic ways. We must lend helping hands to those in need of help. And when I say lend a hand, I don’t mean to tell congress to, I mean to tell you to. Spread love throughout mankind in America and our country will be saved. Spread the word of the lord which has been around far before this country even existed. Go tell your friends and family, do not be ashamed for the lord is with you.
Most white people love America, white liberals or liberals of any color for that matter can’t stand the place…
but question why they don’t move somewhere else???
short answer is nowhere else in the world would tolerate their insipid non stop whining….
This crap is still up and running. Old dip shit has written another book, and it’s still raining in Oregon. Nothing new and all still boring.
Fuck you, enigmama.
That’s not what I heard from conservatives when Barack Obama was elected. All I heard was whining that the U.S. is going down the toilet and the “real” American lifestyle was dying. Grow up. Just because someone wants to change the way the government works doesn’t mean that they hate America. If they did, then the founding fathers must have REALLY hated America for blatantly putting that option in the constitution.
What, no explanation on why we white folks supposedly love america? actually I’m not all that jazzed about “america” these days. Haven’t been for quite some time actually. I’m glad we have a democrat in office again, but I’m still really concerned that the corporations and the rich are trying to grab up all the money and not pay taxes, while most of us are slowly being poisoned by our tainted water, food, and air and paying the majority of the taxes. I was really tempted to #75 when bush stole the election the second time, but I decided that it would be wimpy to leave my homeland to the swine. *sigh* I suppose that means i actually do love my country, I’m just embarrassed for us.
wow
All Americans love America except the ones who originate from foreign countries. Well, some do, but the majority disrespect its foreign policy and lack of culture. White trash are especially big America fans. In Europe, you don’t see much patriotism and flags. Flags only fly on government buildings. It should be the same way here, but we have this brainwashed public who think that America is good and cares about each and every one of them. Wrong. It’s all about money. If you don’t have money or know someone with money, then this country doesn’t care a whole lot about you.
Well, if it is true that the ones who originate from foreign countries, disrespect the United States, then they should just leave. Nobody made them come here, as far as I know. And if they came thinking that the United States was any different, they can still go to where they came from or Europe or whatever. They would be happier and so would we.
“All Americans love America except the ones who originate from foreign countries.”
Are you a Native American?
No?
Then you are not native.
Therefor you originate from a *gasp* foreign country.
Whether you are white or black, if you claim to be an American remember, you ancestors were immigrants.
That is just plain retarded. My ancestors rightfully slaughtered and drove out the useless natives. The America we know today was made by immigrants, not the drunkards who run casinos.
dude, we totally do loads of crank, too.
Please, natives were more advanced and civilised than your ancestors were. Assuming youre a Spaniard (your name), Mayans and Incas were already making advancements in science, astronomy, and mathematics. While your ancestors were too busy slaughtering and torturing non-Catholics while at the same time believing it was evil to take a bath. Who is uncivilised now? At the same time, your ancestors destroyed the culture of these people, pray tell me, what “civilised” peoples do this? Barbarians…
Rob is 100% correct.
You can be white, but if you dont have money, the US is the chain around your ankles that holding you down, PURPOSEFULLY.
Most with money will do anything to not let anyone get above or ahead of them in any way.
The America we know today was made reall,y really shitty. American life right now sucks. Its an awful mixture of pollution, consumerism, congested roads, crime, economic problems, terrible mainstream Hollywood movies (Twilight, superhero movies), and fast food. The “drunkards” who runs casinos are called Native Americans or Aboriginals. They are not useless, their way of life was the true way of life. They were nomadic the way humans are supposed to be. They lived in a country with beautiful nature and they respected it. They hunted and killed animals but enough so that the populations of animals would survive and not become extinct. They ate berries and plants and they were connected to nature. The life most Americans live right now is an awful life and its the fault of the stupid foreigners that invaded the land and destroyed it.
Aztecs and Incans were just as bad; they conquered, enslaved, and sacrificed hundreds of thousands. What happened to them was just history.
I’m a Spaniard and I’m ashamed that someone as ignorant as you are is too.
“Person” is right – the Aztecs were a terrible, terrible culture who practiced human sacrifice on a grotesque and grandiose scale. It’s only that people like “Kamil” weren’t able to be around them that the loss of their culture is now somehow bemoaned. That attitude is rooted in pure and unadulterated ignorance. For all the Spaniard’s brutality, they were a warrior people like almost all peoples around the globe have been. They simply happened to have a bit better technology, and that isn’t really an indictment of them in itself. All this talk about who the foreigners are needs to be put into perspective too – the Indians or Native Americans or Aboriginals that you speak of migrated from Asia folks. Once they got here they raped, pilliaged, and conquered each other for ages, and we have the records of lots of this continuing even as whites pushed in. There isn’t really moral difference between what the Indians did to each other and what “whites” did to them. To think there is simply shows ignorance of the facts, and self-loathing if you’re white. That’s your problem whitey.
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So I had a typo, fuck ya.
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White people don’t like to be overwhelmed by minorities. America is becoming overwhelmed by minorities and has one of the poorest literacy rates of all first world countries… Two strikes against whiteness. But every other article from this site is pretty much spot on. Not to mention we benefit the least and suffer the most from welfare.
Bush was the most stupid and destructive president this country has ever seen. Both nationally and internationally he fucked up everything he touched. Also was just toooo embarrassing to admit he was our president every time he opened his mouth. I still cringe at thoughts of his stupidity.
Maybe you should remember that America isn’t a white man’s land to begin with; it was stolen from the Native Americans. If anything, they should be complaining that America is now overwhelmed by white people.
We all ultimately originate from Africa.
Suck it, racists.
Well, Dick… According to The Book of Human History, Noah was instructed to take 7 of every clean animal, and 2 of every other kind. That included the other “6th day ” races. AND, After the deluge, The three sons of Noah had migrated their seperate ways. Ham- to the south to Africa, but he was not negroid, his sons ultimately became the Semitic-looking Egyptian race. Again, not Nubian. Shem went east to Asia and his sons developed a slighter build, straight hair, and almond eyes. And Yaphet went NORTH – to Europe. He was the eldest son and had more of Noah’s features than his two brothers. Lighter skin, fairer hair, and eyes the colour of the clear sky. And though the human race may have been engineered in east Afrika 250,000yrs ago, Anunnaki interference and interbreeding developed the many races, The first female homonid( the “dust of the ground”- the earthen vessel that the elohim put their “likeness” on -[mixed in their genes]-why do you think the symbol for medicine that is thousands of years old looks like the DNA double-helix?-the same symbolism related to the “serpent” at the garden, and the Nashish created by Moses.) was found in afrika, so of course the mDNA can be traced to her. But Noah was instructed to BRING with him 7 of every CLEAN thing. His wife, three sons and their wives. 7. And 2 of every other race. The negroids were in the catagory of 2. And they naturally went back to afrika, that is where they were from in the first place. They worked in the mines in South Afrika and tilled the land for their Enkite Lords before the Flood. But because they were first sold by their own native enemy tribes that conquered the weaker ones to the Europeans, they were eventually emancipated and then educated. Now they are in perfect accord having been given the Gospel, and the choice of which way each one would turn. Just like everyone else. These facts just go to show that since Jesus’ mission and Resurrection, every man has the equal responsibility in his own Salvation, and how he treats his fellow human. Yes, even Socialist Liberals can make it past Judgement. If they change their ways and make the right choices before it is too late.
You do know that the human race evolved a good 60,000 years before the bible right? And just as another point, only in the good ol’ US of A does all that bible belting bs fly. The rest of the world seriously laughs at America.
Wow Joe! Do you give rides in your, time machine to a parallel ‘history from the KKK perspective’ universe? Since when did God become racist and deem ‘negroids’ (as you say) an unclean race?! No need for you to answer, as I can already tell by your post that you wouldn’t even begin to listen to anyone that does not agree with your perspective.
Stereotype, stereotype, stereotype, stereotype, STEREOTYPE. Not to mention stating personal beliefs as facts. You’re fighting fire with fire, hun. You yourself are stereotyping. And the way you say that ”there is no God”. Exactly where did you get that information? You know nothing more about the existance of God than any other person, what makes you superior to me? I’m white and Christian, and I say that all races have both good people and bad people and average people, and I also accept that I have no more proof than anyone else about God and that not everyone needs to make the same choice as me. I am thouroughly against stereotyping of any sort and you, my friend, are guilty of an awful lot of it. Remember: “majority” and “entirety” are NOT synonyms.
you’re an idiot and your religion is bs
Non-denominational churches!
@johngottiim
God Bless America! That being said…….
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No thats not the real truth. You must mean the whole America: North America. Or Canada. Or you could be joking.
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I can’t believe I’m the first one to comment in 31+ months! Anyways, are we back to hating America now post November 8th 2016?
loved reading all of your comments from years ago. Someone was writing about 2008 and obama the end of America. Well here we are down the road in worse shape than ever. Bush, Obama, Trump, Biden, all had something in common, printing money and piling up debt. How long will this go on before the crash,anybodys guess, however we can all see we are on a decline in this nation. My plan is to rock out with my cock out, all ho’s welcome, of any shade.
I am your captain
WOw, one of you kids, hit me on my tiwtter, said I’m a phoney, fraud. Saw me at the store paying with my foodstamp card, I’m just a welfare scumbag. Yes I am, but so is the hole nation. I said your so smart, when you go to the store do you pay with your own money? If you do son, thou art moron. Welfare Mafia da bomb son!
This one hasn’t aged well.
America is in rapid decline…Amazing. Lets take a look back at our wonderful leadership, that brought us here. I would say Gen. Eisenhower was our last good president. LBJ war on poverty, lost that one. Nixon killed our dollar, closing the gold window. Jimmy inflation Carter. Reagan selling cocaine, to fund wars…sick! CIA Bush kinder gentler nation, read my lips, more war, taxes, raise social security age, for you workers. Clinton, lock up all the black people, and send our manufacturing jobs abroad, I feel your pain. My personal pick for worst, W! Longest Wars, cost trillions, lives lost for what. War mongers make money. New Orleans. Bail outs, 2008 But worst of all the Patriot act. Yes who lost freedoms, the American citizens. Our own government now spies on us… thanks W fucking moron scumbag. You can keep your doctor, lies, healthcare is now more expensive and a mess, nothing is free Barrack. Ah the Donald. Print money and piled up more debt than all the other clowns. Ran the the country like he did his casinos. Hmm, that is what all these idiots have in common, print money and pile up debt. Easy to pick on Joey, yes he is a life long pol. corrupt, now demented. Joey is just finishing the job, we are done. As the economy weakens, inflation will sky rocket. Why> because the fed will pivot, print and bail you out with worthless dollars. America will collapse, worse that any other empire. Yes there are other countries that carry on with record high inflation. Argentina is at 100%! But I would say we American people will not be able to deal with it. We are all soft little babies, used to having everything we want, when we want it, and the cheapest prices in the world, no more.
Enjoy your drugs,iphones,twiter and ticktok, be selfish. We no longer have a backbone, get up go to real work. The greatest generation built this country, we maybe the softest. Comes natural, having it to easy, to good, for to long, and now it is over!