The combination of white people and books has been a pretty solid combo for the past few hundred years. So whenever a white person is given a chance to write a book, it’s considered a pretty big deal. This is especially true when it happens to someone who started a blog that they never expected to reach more than 100 people.
Our research has slowed in recent weeks as we worked out the details, but Stuff White People Like are proud to announce that our textbook on white people is becoming a reality.
http://www.randomhouse.com/catalog/display.pperl?isbn=9780812979916
The book will feature 2/3 all new content and is going to be released by Random House in August.
But that does not mean that the site will stop examining the stuff that white people like.
If you’d like to receive updates about the site or about the book, please sign up for the email subscription service on the right sidebar.
Also worth noting: white people like having their dreams come true when they least expected it. Thank you to every single person who has read the blog, written in, or shared it with their friends via email, IM, or personal blog.
– Christian
Stuff White People Like 
Can’t wait for it — congratulations, Christian!
Congratulations, you lucky bastard! You deserve it! 🙂
best of luck!
Well isn’t that special.
You guys gotta check out this blog:
http://www.jtcinc.blogspot.com
it is also hilarious
Congratulations! I had a feeling a book deal was on its way when I first read this blog.
Make sure the book is printed on recycled paper and uses non-toxic ink. And for God’s sake don’t sell it in Walmart!
I hope it’s printed on recycled paper.
Congratulations!
http://www.IGotUGGs.dot.com
http://www.BehindtheApprovalMatrix.dot.com
Nothing like a good deal on a book.
http://www.jonesview.wordpress.com
Congratulations! Well done!
http://stuffwhiteparentslike.wordpress.com
Congratulations on the book deal. I finally know what the C in clander stands for!
I heard about your book deal yesterday the same way I heard about your terrific website — from a friend! Excellent job.
Congratulations!
Congratulations! Well done!
http://stuffwhiteparentslike.com
hilarious… I wonder if anyone will actually use this in universities… sign me up for that class!
Congrats!
White people like CLEANING UP BEFORE THE MAID!!!
Sell outs! Some things just don’t work as a book and it ruins the charm of the original.
Go Fug Yourself was a horror as a book.
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/gfy_book/
Wow! Congratulations! I’m really excited for you! You are a talented writer and this blog is always sharp, witty and well writter. You deserve all the success that is coming your way. Peace.
No, you idiot. The book, like the website, is humorous.
congrats, i guess 17 million hits in 3 months is good for something. remember us po white fokes when you are sitting on a golden toilet seat, dookin it up….
Bummer….I always liked to pretend that this blog was written by an Asian person. But it’s cool, I still purchased 2 copies.
Good for you, white person!
You’re a pioneer. Nobody’s parodied the “right kind of white people” before, and they’ve felt untouchable for too long. I’ll be first in line for the book. Bravo!!!!!
yeah, selling out = making money for stuff you did for fun anyway.
only a complete tosser would crap on someone who just hit it big, way to hypocrite it up!!!
har har
Congratulations, Christian!
Congrats Clander, you lucky bastard
I will look forward to the 2/3 new content when I eventually buy the book. I loved the humor of the site and I hope your book is a best seller in stores. Good luck!!!
*Damn it – I totally clean up a little before the maid comes. I makes me all twitchy thinking of some stranger coming into my apartment with my crap all over the place. Nice peg Mr. Whitey.
How about writing a post on selling out? White people love selling out. From Green Day to Maddox to the stuffwhitepeoplelike blog, a white person will gladly sell out to the man for a couple bucks.
Not saying I wouldn’t, being white and all, but seriously, it merits mention.
awesome t-shirt. where did you get it?
Wow! Congratulations! Awesome news.
This non-white person has got your back, son. 🙂
Good job pimpin!
I hope the book is as entertaining as the first half of your blog. You have also invoked a “if he can do it so can I” thought in my head. I will be pursuing publishing of my book as well. Until then check out my blog folks.
http://www.lullmengesha.com
Congratulations!
Amazing!!! Congratulation’s 🙂
And Jess’s photos make me hungry. I just saved the tower of tacos as my desktop background.
woo woo! congrats christian! can’t wait to buy it 🙂
I hate it that we can’t fix typos, lol. I do actually know how to spell congratulations.
are you into marketing?
and very, very white
I knew you were saving the good postings for something 😉
congrats!
Wow. Take a great web idea. Execute. Get a book deal. Why didn’t I think of that?
Congratulations. This site is a lot of fun.
Do white people like to blog or just read other people’s blogs?
http://mantivity.blogspot.com
Fabulous! Congratulations.
Another thing white people like is to have their blog turned into a book …
Whoa….congrats! Everything I know about white people I learned from this blog. Thanks for providing me with a little info on my own identity…..or something.
waldorf schools better be in that book!
So what if it’s humorous? Profs have been known to use Jon Stewart’s America (The Book) in classes.
You can be guaranteed of my patronage. I can’t wait to read your book.
Grats on the book deal to you, sir!
Hey look, someone did your book without 10th grade writing level 10 years ago:
http://www.amazon.com/J-Crewd-Justin-Racz/dp/0385492804
White people love pissing on somebody else’s parade. Nice job, asswipe.
White people love old money, so don’t go out and buy a Bentley or a Range Rover with the advance. Keep driving the same old thing.
Is it a white people thing that paper is white?
What happened to the article on Paris?
Jealous much, fatso?
congrats! I can’t wait to read it.
Congrats Christian! Glad to hear your dream came true.
Next stop – The Colbert Report!
jogging better be on there
John McCain hates book deals. Unless the book is about war (fiction or nonfiction) or himself.
John McCain would share your sentiment, but he is too angry at the moment.
Hey – congrats!
Please send link the the entry on Paris. Thanks,
John
Congrats! I’ll be gettin one for the whole fam.
According to Random House, these are the other books that readers of C Lander also browsed- interesting cross-section of young parents and [who are also] grad students…
Cracking the MCAT CBT, 2nd Edition by The Princeton Review
$59.95 | Trade Paperback | On Sale: 1/16/07
The Best Recipes in the World by Mark Bittman
$29.95 | Hardcover | On Sale: 10/11/05
Oh, the Places You’ll Go! by Dr. Seuss
$20.99 | Hardcover Library Binding | On Sale: 2/10/90
Cracking the SAT, 2008 Edition by Princeton Review
$19.95 | Trade Paperback | On Sale: 6/12/07
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil by John Berendt
$14.95 | Trade Paperback | On Sale: 6/28/99
Cracking the GRE with DVD, 2008 Edition by Princeton Review
$33.95 | Trade Paperback | On Sale: 7/3/07
The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice
$7.99 | Paperback | On Sale: 9/12/86
thats because professors are liberal brainwashing machines.
seriously? AWESOME! White folks like Borders, right? That’s where I’m gonna go buy it.
A little bit of advice… only do signings at mom & pop book shops. If you visit Borders, you will lose your white person credentials.
Congrats!!!!!!!!! Your blog rocks! Can’t wait to read the book.
Congratulations! May White people never stop liking stuff.
I’ll maybe think about putting the book on my Amazon Wishlist.
Congrats!
Congrats – this is fantastic news, Mr. Interweb star! It’s so great to see my favorite blog become reality… I’ll be sure to buy it.
Congratulations… I hope they release an audio book as well with theatrical readings of the different voices and comments!
fantastic. i don’t link anything ever to my friends, but i try to spread the word on your blog. congrats, i think your writing is hilarious, insightful, and poignant.
(white people like to use the word poignant)
dang! that’s awesome.
you just drunk the hell outta all the haters’ milkshakes.
Congrats….
To go along with White People Like Book Deals,
how about White People Like Money?
In my experience there is nothing that white people like more than money/investing
Wonderful! Good for you…I will buy your book!
Anxiously awaiting my copy! Congratulations again!
David Sedaris should write the introduction to your book.
Much deserved!! Congrats.
are jews really white people lol (see star of david on shirt)
Big Congrats! This blog has provided many giggles, and I’m sure your book will be even more fabulous and hilarious.
I can’t wait to buy the book! I can proudly say that I’ve been reading this blog since before the book deal. That’s about two weeks now!! More or less. Congratulations!!!
Killer!
Check out the stories on http://detentionslip.org ! ! !
Your book could change the world. I’ve been a fan since somewhere around the Mos Def post, and I’ve told everybody I know about this site. Congratulations!
Congrats, looking forward to it.
Phase 1: Come up with a blog that (sometimes humorously) pokes fun at whitey…
Phase 2: ….?
Phase 3: Profit!
Big time congrats! That’s wonderful news. wishing you great success from Houston!
well deserved! – cpn.
Congrats on the book! Totally looking forward to it!!
hahaha. it’s a great fookin’ world, eh?
Awesome! Congrats!
I bet a ton of white people are really excited about the book deal. Now we can brag to all our friends that we read this blog long before it was a book. And sorry but we’re going to have to say it was so much better as a blog.
I will make sure to bring it to the next NAACP meeting so people will understand me better. Hopefully a textbook like this will help me blend in and let those understand around me what motivates me to attend the local NAACP meeting. Hopefully this will also prevent a serious beating. 🙂
congrats!
Couldna happened to a whiter–err- nicer Guy!
Hey, Jess, did you cut a separate deal for your photobook?
18,000,000th! 😉
Hey, congrats, man! You have a great blog and a great sense of humor. I’m sure your book will rock our white socks!
🙂
Yeah, profs at crap schools.
Great job, Clander!
I knew you hit it right when your blog nearly tripled in less than 2 months. How many millions read this, almost eighteen?!
I’m sure you’re making your folks proud.
Best of luck!
: )
Schöner Name, alles Gute!
Awesome stuff. Despite being the wrong kind of white person, I actually plan to refrain from shoplifting this one. Unless a batch of meth comes ripe around then, I make no promises during bonanza weeks.
No, but flaming gingers are.
i cant wait to read it!
i hope you dont stop blogging, bc yours is the only blog i have ever read faithfully. and it pretty much always makes me laugh out loud.
Once you sell your art it becomes a buisness son.
I will be sure not to buy it for you.
Till then.
Souled out.
I would like to pose a question. I’m not on board with most of this stuff. In fact, I find a lot of it downright repulsive. Here is an itemized list:
Things I Hate, And/Or Do Not Do, On The List:
Book Deals
Dinner Parties
Having Gay Friends
Outdoor Performance Clothes
Shorts
The Wire (don’t have HBO)
Graduate School
The Idea of Soccer
Multlingual Children (I hate all children)
Bottles of Water
Threatening to Move To Canada
Oscar Parties
Study Abroad (never been out of the US/Canada
Being the only white person around
Difficult Breakups (never had any)
Mos Def (He was not well cast in HHGTTG)
Michel Gondry (who is he again?)
Divorce
Co-Ed Sports (I hate all sports)
Recycling
Knowing What’s Best For Poor People
Bicycles (too fat to ride)
Natural medicine (it’s B.S., give me strong chemicals)
Juno
Lawyers
Apologies
Arts Degrees
The Sunday New York Times (no comics)
Plays (too expensive, watch a DVD instead)
Apple products (I’m a Windows guy)
Netflix (screw that, buy the DVD)
Arrested Development (never seen it)
Marijuana (haven’t smoked it in 10 years)
Vegetarianism
Snowboarding
Wrigley Field (it’s sports, who cares)
80s night (sounds annoying)
Not having a TV (are you HIGH?)
Marathons (you are HIGH)
David Sedaris (Mweh.)
Wine (Awful! Tastes like Lavoris)
Having Two Last Names
Being an expert on minorities’ cultures (not enough brain space)
Awareness (huh? What?)
Hating my parents (Unjustifiable)
Gifted Children (like I said, I hate all children)
Yoga
Having Black friends (I don’t go out of my way)
Wes Anderson movies (Mweh.)
Making you feel bad about not going outside
(NO! Stay inside! Watch more TV!)
Organic food (can be good at times)
Assists (sports, again, who cares)
Other religions (they all suck)
Coffee (tastes like paint).
Here are the items I DO actually enjoy:
Book deals (when I get them)
San Francisco
St. Patrick’s Day
Hating Corporations
Modern Furniture
Musical comedy (I do love Spinal Tap and The Rutles)
Gentrification
Recycling
Expensive sandwiches (or cheap sandwiches)
Toyota Prius (sorry, it’s so gadgety)
Japan
Kitchen gadgets
Dogs
Sarah Silverman
Living by the water
Irony
Vintage (in certain types of things)
Asian fusion food
Public radio
Sushi
Indie music (in some cases)
Breakfast places
The Daily Show and Colbert Report
Architecture
Manhattan
Microbreweries
Writers’ workshops
Traveling
Tea
Non-Profit organizations
Asian girls
Barack Obama
Farmer’s Markets
Diversity
Film festivals
Here’s my question: If I like only 35 items on this list, and the rest of them are no-go, can I still be white? Or am I “the wrong kind of white person,” even if I live in a converted loft (100 year old building), don’t drive a car, drink Chai Tea lattes, read old books, collect old vinyl records, and take public transit everywhere?
I knew the book deal was coming, but I am (as titled) astonished once again. I can’t believe you’re actually white and writing this expose’ on your own subculture from the inside-out. I always heard rumors you were asian, or half-black.
Kudos for taking a flamethrower to your own kind! If I had the time, I’d gladly serve our generation by dissecting my WrongKind subculture as an explanation to the rest of y’all. Though I don’t think I have the guts, either.
thats dope! thats crazzy i was hoping that this site would be come a book, other than BBC news site this is my fav web site! keep it up!
Good news!
And to you people pushing your blogs..you suck! No one wants to read your shitty blogs. Nice try!
Congrats, my man. I hope the WaPo book reviewer is kinder than your favorite reporter.
Now how am I supposed to keep myself entertained on the clock?! Thanks for all of the mid-day laughs, and good luck with the book!
This blog should be called “stuff liberal white people in urban areas especially in Northern California like” , for it is a very accurate and witty portrayal of just that. Have you ever been outside of California? It’s pretty white up here in Idaho and we like very different things– for example: hunting, barely legal fireworks, lawnmowers you can ride on, food from gas stations, and floating down rivers in overinflated inner-tubes while drinking beer. Maybe there are different types of whiteness that you could delve more deeply into in your ‘reasearch’ and ‘textbook’? The blog’s still funny, though. keep up the good work.
How white is it that you have a book after having the website for less than a year
Rabbit Girl is right – white people love selling out. Way to give yourself #92 and #93
Congrats!
Congrats!!!
Can’t wait for the book.
white people standing still in toronto at a show in an indie record store yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.
Congratulations! Now where’s my book deal? Queer people like those, too.
Stuff Queer People Like
http://stuffqueerpeoplelike.wordpress.com
I hate publishing companies that rob us of our once free humorists. I for years enjoyed reading Maddox http://maddox.xmission.com. Then he got a book deal and hasn’t updated his site in years. After Maddox I moved on to reading Tucker Max, http://www.tuckermax.com, he got a book deal and hasn’t put anything new on his site in a while. Worse yet, 50% of his book is stuff you can get on his site for free!
None of these books ever sell well, as a matter of fact I saw tucker max’s book on remainder at the local barnes and noble. When are publishers going to learn that the majority of the people in the world don’t want to pay good money for something they can get on the internet for free.
Instead of writing a book, you should have gone into standup and done a Jon Hogeman type charachter who teaches about white people. I would pay $30 for a ticket to see that, especially if the delivery was funny.
Congrats! This blog isnt my homepage for nothing.
you went to northern right?
dear anonymous:
I think white people in Idaho are the wrong kind of white people.
also applies to liberal new englandy types.
white people from iowa or idaho or whatever suck. as a white person, i am embarassed to even consider you guys white.
I was your first subscriber on bloglines, way back 6 weeks ago or something. I am so happy you have come so far, so fast.
It’s like the white person’s American dream. It’s almost like you invented post-it notes or liquid white out and became rich and famous.
congrats, christian!
Congrats! Make sure you do really emotional readings at small bookstores so we can all talk about how it’s totally different hearing it read by the author to all our friends. Oh, and do a circuit on Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert so I can tell all my friends I was reading your blog “before it was a book deal”. That will help so much with my indie cred!
What an honor. White people everywhere rejoice. Congrats!
Congrats dude – glad it’s finally (?) happening
Remember: little bonus White People grab bag present with every book – and I hope you demanded that it be a coffee table since White People like coffee table books
Congratulations! 🙂
This blog has done more to expose the contradictions and hypocrisies of whiteness than any other piece of work on the subject…
i knew this was leading to a book!
I’m sure white people of all colors will just love it!
hah! My wife and I were talking about this two weeks ago. It just had to be true. I hope it’s insanely large and can fit on my coffee table during dinner parties along with my music mags and a few indie CDs (or LPs).
Despite the shirt, Christian’s not Jewish. Also, he’s lived in the Midwest, now lives in LA and is originally from Canada.
Clander, my sincere congratulations. I’m genuinely pleased when someone succeeds because they took the initiative to actually do something (either starting from an approximately level playing field or coming from a disadvantaged background). Tom Clancy and J.K. Rowling are two examples.
In no particular order I don’t like it when someone “succeeds” because:
1. They’re a trust-fund baby or otherwise inherit.
2. They were born on third base (and think that they hit a home-run). Certain people who’s last names are Bush, Gates and Kennedy come to mind.
3. They’re basically whores; i.e. Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian.
4. They plundered their employees’ pension-funds and variations on that theme
5. Criminal behavior in general
6. They were blessed with an athletic-build or a pretty face (which they did nothing to earn; relates to #2).
7. They’re a criminal or a whore and they write a book about it (which gets made into a movie).
8. They win a lawsuit that they shouldn’t have. The lady who bought a cup of coffee at a McDonalds, spilled it on herself, sued and won comes to mind.
I’m trying to become rich by taking the initiative. Twice a week I take the initiative to go buy a lottery-ticket. 😛 –Jeff in Houston, Texas
CONGRATULATIONS!
I’ve sent this blog to many of friends!
http://kindasortafamous.wordpress.com
Can’t wait to read it – my husband and I are big fans since I discovered you were writing about him (outdoor wear and shorts). He thinks you are following him around for inspiration. I am not quite so white, but maybe I’ll catch up when the book is published!
That’s excellent news! I think “Stuff White People Like” has now become something that white people like. I can’t wait for the book.
hope you’ll sign my copy
What fantastic news! I am so thrilled that now i can put an obscure introspective book on my antique coffee table and be whiter than ever!
HA!
Congrats!
that’a white folks for ya.
a-men…i’m already practicing was to sound holier than thou as i recite “oh it was way better as a blog. you missed the best parts. i guess the book is a decent substitute.”
Congratulations!
I knew you had to be white to be *this* knowledgeable on your subject area. I’ve been enjoying reading the humorous take on me and many of my friends. I can’t wait to get the book. Cheers!
Well done!
Blogs rarely transfer well to books. Good luck though.
congratulations. by securing a detail you terminate another fancy of white people: “writing a novel.”
now what are you going to pretend to do at the espresso bar?
Congrats. But will you at least change the name to acknowledge that this list only refers to a small slice of urban hipster white people? Don’t get me wrong, I often fit into that category. However, I live around a TON of rednecks who would just scratch their heads (and butts) at your list of stuff that they are supposed to like. “NPR? I done thought it was NRA. National Protection by Rifles? Yup. That works. I like ‘at.”
Let’s see… “meta”, backhanded self-promotion, large (and unreturnable) advances… all things white people love for themselves and hate for others. But our Chrisitan (sporting the Star of David?) has entertained us so well for so long, in his case we are more than quick to forgive!
Congratulations! Keep up the good work.
I think I’ll skip the book and watch the movie.
The perks from being white are phenomenal — take it all to the bank and chuckle all the way there!
… or that they were onboard when it was still fresh & hip before it went commercial. I mean I know because when I first read it, back when hits were under a Gig, & was actually one of the first peeps that really got it–seriously, I’m being serious— I rilly, rilly got it– & I knew I was on the inside of something way bigger than anyone else imagined because all these pasty-face wonks had no idea what-so-ever but I gave Christopher & Joss all kinds of tips to improve it & basically I’m the reason it got so popular I mean I came up with most of the ideas on this blog & fed them topics in my comments like you wouldn’t believe– seriously– yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah
White people seem to love covering their credit cards with custom skins… NARLY!
http://creditcovers.com
OK, we get it… you’re phishing for visits to your blog….
“Stuff white people like appears to include “blindly clicking on links”.”
Didn’t get enough blind clicks with the first link?
I know–have it printed on white PAPER!
Wouldn’t that be cool??
Who’s going to play you in the movie? Shia Labeouf?
Congratulations! Please make sure it’s printed on recycled paper with soy-based ink, and only sell it in indie bookstores. Or Amazon. We whiteys love us some Amazon.
Congratulations! You deserve it!!
Another thing white people (well white girls) like is Being Pregnant. Really tho it’s very trendy these days, and it gives them excuses to Eat more Organic Food, Renovate, and prepare for a gifted child.
Hopefully my blog is next!
I have been reading this blog for several weeks now and love it! Congrats on the book deal, I can’t wait to buy a copy.
I think I will create a book club for us EBPs (Educated Black People) to study your culture.
Congrats! I can’t wait to buy this for all my white friends with a sense of humour.
I felt very white today…walking down the street listening to my ipod, texting on my cell phone, drinking bottled water from Starbucks, on my way to the natural store to buy organic apples. How many points do I get?
white people love to high five….you deserve one for this
black people love this site too
congratulations!!!
Sweeeeeeeet! Congrats!
he deserves every dime too.
Amazing! Congrats! Us Hispanics loveeee your website too!
You desrve it. This blog is great. :):):)
Boo yah. (My latest white phrase.) And another thing? You are really cute.
I agree with Sue…you are adorable. AND your girlfriends pictures are awesome,too!
Congratulations on the book deal dude! Who would have know? I’ve been reading stuff WPL a little over two months know and I find it to be very amusing and to the point. In fact, I’m a HUGE fan of stuff EBP like and read both blogs religiously every day. Being an African American male, my only regret is that I didn’t turn the site on to my lilly white ex-boss before he got fired. I would have loved to have seen the expression. Good luck in the future!
Excuse me, jews are not real white people.
I don’t know whether or not to trust your site anymore.
Luke
http://solipcyst.blogspot.com
Well done!!!!!! Huge, huge fan of the blog, can’t wait to get the book!
Brilliant dude! Congrats on your unbelievable simple idea turning into a book deal…awesome….
I trust your book will address some of the searing issues of the day:
chardonnay vs. Sauvignon Blanc
the escalating price of acceptable salmon
blue blazers and flannels – how many are enough?
The subtle tension between the traditional whites – English, Scots, Irish, Scandinavians – and others pale enough to pass.
Thank you.
The Onion put out several successful books, and I’m sure that Christian will, too.
Congratulations, white person!
This blog is awesome.
All though I’d have to say one of the most hilarious things about this site was that guy who kept posting long dissertations about how you HAD to be an asian.
Gee, wonder whatever happened to him?
Will this be mentioned in the Science and Technology or Books & Arts section of The Economist?
btw, i KNOW you are saving The Economist for the book. bastard!
Congrats on being the latest white person to invent something to waste the time of status seeking, passive aggressive, responsibility-shirking, self-loathing white people! Your site reminds me of some of my favorite websites:
wishiwasvonnegut.com
nothingnewhere.org
anthroblogogy.rad
shitterbookforsale.com
Wow, I hope you can quit your job now. Congradulations.
you sell out! just kidding, way to go!
Congratulations on the book deal! I can’t wait to read it!
My husband showed me your blog about two weeks ago, right away I said, “They are going to totally make a book of this and I will buy it.” I’m glad its happening!
congrats!!!!!
You deserve a book – your stuff is really funny. Keep it coming!
Re: Mercer
If you have 35 of them, you are definitely the “right kind of white person.” I have 15/92. Now THAT is what I call “the wrong type of white person.”
You only got where you are because you are white.
If you were true to your art, you would have printed the book with soy ink on the back of old flyers from the local coffee shop and distributed it as a free zine at Burning Man instead of allying with an evil corporation (how redundant) like Random House.
Congratulations. I’m buying one for my father for his birthday.
HAHAHA at the comment above me..
Congrats Chris!
You’ve got a bulldog in your site banner, you deserve to win.
Congrats! I’m genuinely excited & happy for you. This blog was a genius idea. You decided to step out on a limb (regardless of possible backlash) and you did it in a witty way that not only made people talk, but think as well.
The thing I like about this blog is that it shows that no matter how perfect/better one might think he/she is, at the end of the day, we all have flaws. NO ONE is above it all.
With that said . . .
It’s about time you got a book deal.
Freaking fabulous!
I want a movie next. M’kay? Thanks in advance:)
I am disappointed this site is so big. It is no longer an obscure ironic website i can tell other people about and feel superior about. And now there’s a book. Big faux-pas. I disassociate myself.
Ha ha ha, seriously this had me laughing out loud even just thinking about it. It reminds me so much of me and so many people i know. Love it.
Yay!:D
It will adorn my coffee table for years to come. Congrats, dude.
Egocentric scottmercer,
You can be white, if you’d like. The fact that you don’t like 2/3 of the material has nothing to do with anything. 18,000,000 hits doesn’t happen on accident.
Why do you bother? No one cares.
Congrats.
Congrats on the book deal. ill have to pick it up when it comes out
http://reverendtiki.wordpress.com
Congratulations Christian, you’ve done a great job!
http://www.jonesview.wordpress.com
You know what white people like? Mocking Gingers!
Just kidding, good work, I think more than some good idea, this blog is made of geniune writing talent. Ie funny and observant. Not plot or stuff of course
Classic!
Congratulations all!
I shared this blog with my colleagues a month ago, on February 20. I thought it was the gratest find ever (and I wanted to give the one brother on the team some further intel on our ways). I still do.
This is awesome news, and I do hope you let success go to your head. More Stuff White People Like: a really good Cinderella story. This one certainly qualifies.
Congrats…
What kind of advance are we talkin’? (c’mon…feel free to disclose….we’ll find out somehow)
So you have a book deal already. And where are the books from the non-white bloggers who discuss race? That’s right, they never got produced. Because there’s nothing white people like more than self-congratulatory, faux-selfcritical irony. Must be nice, this whole White Privilege thing. Wouldn’t want to actually do anything revolutionary with this blog, like suggest that the whole concept of Whiteness is about genetic superiority and the everyday oppression of other “races”… Wouldn’t want to suggest, like Noel Ignatiev, that Whiteness should be abolished… No, just go with the honky dory. At least the white supremacist (yes, that is essentially what this blog comes down to, how whites pride themselves on traits that make them superior to other races) who wrote this blog can’t claim to be oblivious to race and inequality, i.e. can’t claim to not be a racist…
Congratulations. Really!
Buenos tardes,
Las felicitaciones en su trato del libro. ¡Siempre agradable ver a blancos triunfan!
Con regard,
Tomato
congratulations man, and i know thats a pic of you
– http://www.anythingblack.wordpress.com
Congrats!
Here’s another one for ya: Energy drinks!
You so deserve a book deal! It is the writing style that makes this blog so good. Hope you make gobs of $.
Brown people don’t like it when White people make money doing what Brown people do best, which is make fun of/study White people.
awww does that mean you’ll be in the news now?? neat-o!
that’s wonderful! congratulations! you totally deserve it 🙂
I know they would want to use it in some class at Swarthmore…or at least in an extra-curricular study group.
Thanks, Christian, for your hilarious candor. I’m glad someone is finally unpacking the knapsack of white privilege in a funny way, in the public eye!
Respect,
Liza
White people love… selling out.
As a white person, I should be pretend to be happy for you while secretly being jealous of your success, but I am actually really, really happy for you and I have already placed my pre-order.
Congrats–this white person thinks the site rocks 🙂
YOU ROCK!
So happy about the book,,,,can’t wait to pass it around the office! haha….
This is pure talent and some of the best writing I have seen! Love and peace! Enjoy the success!
Carolyn
i’m jealous you fucking sellout
congrats
I checked out this blog:
http://www.jtcinc.blogspot.com
It was hilarious. Especially the part about how the number of hits increased when posting your url in comments for “Stuff White People Like” (including “blindly clicking on links”).
Let try this, too. Check out this blog:
http://davidrodriguez.us
It’s okay, just okay. 🙂
Congratulations!
Awesome! I am SO going to get a copy. Unless it’s printed on non-recycled paper.
In Isreal you moron, where white people like to think they have roots.
Congrats! Thanks for giving me something to read that’s funnier than Post Secret. (definetely the wrong kind of white people…)
Haha its the guy from the tea picture. And would you know it he’s whiter than all of us! I mean I got Irish skin too and am pale but have nothing on red heads–they’re freakish.
Congrats on the book. I think the book will be doubly successful as it will have two audiences: those who aren’t the “right kind of white people” to show others how stupid and cliche the “right kind of white people are”. And then the herdlike “right kind of white people”, whom the humor will be lost on them that the book is actually making fun of their seeming hive mind behaviors and preferences.
Also another suggestion for a white person topic: North Face. White people LOVE the North Face brand. I’m not sure what North Face did to so much endear themselves to white people but it must’ve been big.
The best news I’ve heard all day.
don’t listen to these mothafuckas talking about selling out, you deserve it. i called it the first time i read this blog. i can’t wait to hold the stuffwhitepeoplelike blog in my hands.
This blog is awesome!
I don’t know where else to right this, but you should add “Sex and the City” to the list because it is a known fact that white women identify with at least one of the four characters.
Do you really have to be so jealous? It is so lame when people hate on others because they are jealous…
Congrats, Christian — you obviously hit a nerve with this blog; there’s no reason to believe the book won’t be successful.
WOW thanks for sharing, we all so NOT interested in you…
congrats man. i love this blog! i’ll definitely buy the book as soon as it comes out.
Hmmm…yeah suppose ur book will be a great seller…lol you got soooo many comments! Including me!
Grrr…people come visit my blog and comment!!! I have like no viewers!!!
LOL, I’ll be waiting people!!!
G.G.
xoxo
http://www.globalglamour.wordpress.com
Oh quit being a whiny hater… and do you even know the real facts of the McDonald’s lawsuit? You obviously don’t, along with a lot of the country, but that lady should have won and in any case didn’t get the millions awarded her as the judge lowered the award drastically after the verdict. (actual facts in case you’re interested http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm).
I liked this blog before it went all mainstream!
Congratulations! It appears the so-called “American Dream” is still alive. FOR CANADIANS.
You are in LA, yeah? I tried the “Canuck in SoCal” thing myself back in the early 90’s but it was made of fail right from the get-go. Whitey Canadians (the “right kind” such as myself) really do prefer pot, snowboarding and France over race riots, saline titties and hair-plugged LA dickheads any day…so I got the fuck outa’ there (my contract expired the day of the King verdict, ’twas a no-brainer).
Anyway, congrats again, and get that ginger ass on Stewart/Colbert. And I’m sure you’ve heard this one: get an agent. Like. Yesterday.
congratulations. now, can you get me one?
You should start your own blog about how others keep you down… or maybe you could just take responsibility for your life and stop whining.
Congrats dude! The book is going to be a huge success… I can just feel it!! Keep up the great work! 😀
http://stuffcollegepeoplelike.wordpress.com
I KNEW you’d get a book deal out of this. And it’s true, I’m jealous. White people love book deals.
And Seattle. Don’t forget Seattle. There’s a reason why Seattleites keep screaming this in the comments section, and those of you who live here know – there is no place else that has such a high concentration of people who fit this blog to a T.
Clander, you should just move here for one month and you would have so much inspiration. Wasn’t “Wil Shipley” and his environmentally-friendly-fish-fact-checking enough to peak your curiosity?
Guilty! My housekeeper only comes once a month but I always rush to clean up the house before she gets here.
Congrats Christian!
Trixie, you are not virtuous..you are just testosterone deficient.
Man I think that I like almost everything in this blog…I am incredibly white….
Congratulations – what an incredible white success story 🙂
You are a credit to your race and my heart is full. Let’s hope those black racist cops don’t wade into the crowd and beat the shit out white savages getting unruly at Clander’s victory parade. Afterwards we’ll head uptown to chug Guiness at room temperature and do vegetarian.
Congrats!
“stuff white people like” = best book ever.
And it hasn’t even been published yet!
*eagerly waiting for the book*
nice one! i love this site, can’t wait for the book! instant classic i think
I don’t think I can continue to read this blog now that you’ve sold out.
I am so happy for you. It looks good to see a fellow Canadian do so well in la-la land!
One of my personal favorites was the piece about white people threatening to move to Canada. I hope you can sneak a few more Canadian references into your book!
All the best!
Richly deserved, Christian, your site is hilarious and spot-on. (another thing white (American) people like – British phrases)
How can something like this be published? I think this should be completely re-thought!…. and how researched are these ideas? Is it because you are white you can comment on ‘white culture’? what is your justification for this position? The list and your comments I have read here are not only offensive – racially, sexually, ect. but they come off as ignorant and without substance.
If this were to be amended in ANY way – were it to be published, then I think you are referring to ‘yuppie culture’ (young urban professionals) which cut across races. While this may come off as somewhat entertaining to some segments of the population – based solely on the number of hits – it is quite worthless. This is distracting from events and issues that need more constructive attention. Why don’t you divert your time and energy toward something that matters?
i am with you scottmercer… this is repulsive…. i could do the same to the list as you have done.
the ideas on this site are completely without substance
Also, make sure that your book NEVER goes on sale. If there is one thing white people like, it’s paying full price for books. It makes them feel intellectually committed to reading, while allowing them to think they’re supporting the struggling writers who are barely getting by as they drink $9 dollar glasses of wine and $4 fair-trade coffees at DOMA, in their expensive yet shabby-looking corduroy blazers and horn-rimmed glasses.
It’s pretty awesome.
This blog is extremely funny. Not everything has to be important and meaningful. Some things are just meant to entertain. Poking satirical fun at segments of society has long been an accepted practice and enjoyed by many people-especially those being teased. Constantly looking for offense in life must be terribly boring and age a person before their time. Cripes, lighten up. Being distracted from important events is necessary. Some of the funniest things every produced by humans are ignorant, worthless and without substance. Which is exactly what makes them funny. Farting in church in funny, I don’t care who you are. But it is ignorant and without (hopefully) substance. But it is damn funny. So anyway, I started out to say, this is funny blog and made funnier by the comments. Especially the angry ones. Nice.
It’s a surprise people are into books that much. After reading http://detentionslip.org I figured all hope was lost for our children in public schools.
YAY! im soo happy for you .. good luck
Congratulations on selling ou… um I mean cashing in… um I mean #133. Book Signings!
Seriously though, good on you!
I can’t wait to get in my Prius, drive to Starbucks and sit down to read it. Congrats!
It’ll be banned soon. Check out http://detentionslip.org for all the other dumb stuff that happens in public schools.
Awesome! Now I can say to everyone “I knew that book when it was still a blog!” and establish my superior coolness among my friends! You made us all winners, Christian. 🙂
omg i cant wait!
Congratulations, You have the funniest and wittiest blog I’ve read so far. You’ve sold at least one book.
You probably don’t like Benny Hill either.
Dude, I know a million people have said it, but fucking congratulations. I love it when peoples dreams are achieved and am really freakin happy for you, like the way I felt when I watched the acceptance speech from those two kids in that Indie film when they won for best soundtrack. Way to go for little people accomplishing big dreams.
I’m not hating but I guess I should have known that number one on the list of stuff white people like is selling out. Not hating, just saying.
That’s awesome! Congrats! Don’t forget that white people also like obscure bookstores and blogging about food! Or maybe that’s just me? 🙂
Famous people like Book Deals, dipshit. I hope your book tanks because you are an idiot.
PS: I am jealous
White people like to backlash against things that start out small and then become too popular and/or profitable. But I’m sure you knew that already. By the time your book comes out in August, SWPL will be retro!
White people like to be closet Capitalists.
I said from the first moment I saw this site that it was a false front for something.
No one will buy the book when we could get it for free here. It will fail, then you won’t be able to continue the site either, because now you’re out of the closet.
It would have been more prudent to sell ads.
Oh well, too late.
We’re waiting on our book deal!
http://stuffEBPlike.com
Apparently, white people also get excited about book deals for other people.
I’m definitely buying this.
good comment
congratulations! w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t
Rock the hell on!
You should not have posted this, you have now jumped the shark.
A book deal/
Are you fo’ real/
I mean/
do you actually have a team/
of unemployed Creative Writing grads writing/
enlightening and insighting/
about stuffwhitepeoplelove./
Like the peace sign/while denying/
pigeons are the same as white doves./
Like starting and prolonging useless wars/
Creating economies of consumeristic whores/
Drinking Coors (light???)/like What The Fuck?/
Passing the buck and saying ‘Passing The Buck’/
keeping the whites whiter/
keep whitey’s ass tighter/
pretend this is your fav song/light your lighter.
BigUps for the book deal.
(And congrats on the soon to be film deal)
Oh God….I just noticed your shirt!
Are you Jewish too?!
Stuffjewishpeoplelike, is to run down European culture because it threatens their highly prejudiced Nazish ethnocentrism. Next to Hinduism, it’s the world’s most oppressive religion. Plus, all that inbreeding produces some not very aesthetically pleasing red haired people with afros.
Please crawl back in your hole.
I’m sure that’s where your publishing buddy from Temple lives though, right?
(I’m not white, black, or Asian, by the way.)
this is the 1st time i am visiting ur blog..
isn’t it that the blog name is bit racial?????
OK first thing you HAVE TO DO!….Make it a coffee table book!….and make it huge! HUGEEEEE! It better be like 2ft by 2ft. Make all the pictures very glossy and white! very artsy and organic, like have a picture of a tumbleweed on a street in New York or something. Make sure that you dont dont dont sell it at Walmart, I know it would mean alot more people would buy it and give you more money, but dont lose your white morals, that would totally decrease its status. Sell it at Target, Barnes and Noble, Starbucks, Borders, and of course here! Like other posts have mentioned, you must print it on organic paper and have non toxic ink. And a good idea for the cover would be to make it all matte black, and have the words STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE in very bold shiny white letters. All black books are very cool and go with any decor. It would fit perfectly with many whites polished concrete floors. Or if matte black isnt your thing, go for bright shiny white and STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE in tiny little black unbolded uncapitalized letters. so it would look like this
_______________________________________________
stuff white people like…
by Christian (insert last name)
_______________________________________________
that would be very stylish also…well I cant wait to buy it, if you decide on either cover I would love a shout-out in the book lol.
funny, sarcastic, and done by white people, this blog is still racist and creates seperation based on color, racism isn’t funny in any form…. wow,… thanks for this disgraceful presentation.
congrats!
Congratulations!
I came across your blog when I was reading Publisher’s Marketplace and saw the blurb on your book which made me laugh so hard I immediately Googled your name and came across the blog. I forwarded it to everyone I know. Funny stuff, for some reason the “Outdoor Performance Gear” really struck a cord with everyone.
Please include in your book:
1) Wine Tasting
2) BRAVO TV
3) Pre – K
4) Caphlon
5) Costco
Just discovered your site. Love it! And as an Asian person I ironically identify a lot with it. Go figure. Congrats on the book deal!!
Sounds like you SOLD OUT. I liked this blog a lot better before it went all corporate. You changed, man.
Well some White folks actually deserve a book deal, good going man. All the haters go drink some more Hateraid, idiots.
Way to go!
http://I.GotUGGs.com
Congrats! This is by far the funniest blog I’ve read in a long time. You absolutely deserve it.
Congratulations Christian. You deserve it. Are you the next in this crush list 😉
http://www.newzity.com/2008/03/25/does-hillary-have-a-crush-on-john-mccain/
I dunno, whenever I read comments saying something like “omg, my husband and I are just like this!” I think of the scenes from the Spike Lee movie Bamboozled where white people in blackface proudly identify themselves as ‘niggas.’ Some white people just refuse to understand that the point is they suck (not this guy, tho).
Keep the hate, SWPL, keep the hate.
Have already pre-ordered on Amazon. Can’t wait!
http://www.amazon.com/Stuff-White-People-Christian-Lander/dp/0812979915/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1206599883&sr=8-1
serious! big ups on the book deal!
i just got my deal the other day.
yes you must have something about costco in the book and williams sonoma, and most definately you need to have a page all about ansel adams! white people go nuts for him (including myself).
Look at that photo!!!
I told you that this blog was about jewified little prick whites. How predictable.
What a disgrace. How did the white man turn out like that after generations?
this is an inspiration to all bloggers out there! more power!
It’s sick to see, agreed. That guy looks like he’s never lifted more than 25 lbs. of anything his entire life.
How did Whites ever pioneer this continent with weasels like that?
ugh.
I called it from the beginning. This site was always about jewified little whites, and now it’s right there for all to see.
A picture is worth 1,000 words. Unreal.
If that’s “White”, then what a joke.
White people love being in on things on the ground floor. Congratulations, it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving phenomenon!
Good post!
brown = turd
What is this “white people” all about? Dont you think every person in this world would like to be happy and make their wishes come true? Dont you think any other human being likes all thes ethigns that you seem to keep on talking about? I dont understand how u can be so blatantly condescending and racialistic naming your page itself as “Things white people like” … Really.. What IS that all about? What do u mean by “White people”? Could u please explain that to me… just a query…
don’t you have eyes that work? Have you never studied western civilization?
anyone who uses the term ‘white privilege’ is an anti-White racist.
Pay attention the next time you hear it, and take a good look at the person using it.
Haters.
F U
This little prick in the picture is not the definition of “White”. Far from it. Look at the photo again. he’s a jewified weasel.
Nobody’s parodied the “right kind of white people” before
don’t you mean judaized white people? weasel white people?
androgynous white people?
How is he selling out?
He’s getting a NY Jew book deal to write about judaized Jon Leibowitz/Stewart loving whites?
Seems like a natural progression.
semites are not White
McCain is a lunatic and he’s being “advised” by Joe Leiberman. Anyone want more war for israel?
why would anyone take the opinion of a homosexual on what “whites” like?
jews themselves claim ‘minority status’ and
‘persecution’ when drafting up their lawsuits, so by their own definition they aren’t white. they know they aren’t gentile, are you kidding?
gushy: you aren’t white
The University of Iowa has some of the best looking White women in the world.
Period.
No self-respecting White person would wear a shirt like that.
He’s taken to the liberal jewish world this blog describes so well. doesn’t surprise whites one bit to see him in that shirt. Actually it’s quite predictable.
Congrats! Well-deserved! See you on C-Span, I hope!
We will be at the store of white men, borders, to read your book.
We love Borders or Barnes and Nobles so much that we are dying with them in their cash flow.
I knew it!
Good onya, mate, good onya. 🙂
Please make this comment the forward to the book.
what are you talking about?
Welldone for your book deal mate, sounds cool 😉 I know something else cool – check out my blog at http://www.extrapreneur2.com trust me, you’ll like it!
sorry, I meant extrapreneur2.wordpress.com 😉
yeah really. mexicans and blacks don’t even buy books.
Next weekend, during Miami Book Fair International, the lecture halls and streets in and around downtown’s Miami Dade College will become the nation’s largest bookstore as mobs of readers snap up 70,000 books from 300,000 titles on display.
But if you’re looking for a comprehensive, general-interest bookstore within city boundaries any other time of the year, buena suerte. There is none.
You read that right: Miami, a major city of more than 360,000 people, has not a single such bookstore anywhere. Not downtown. Not in Coconut Grove. Not in the Upper East Side. There is no Borders, no Barnes & Noble, no multilingual independent beyond a smattering of niche stores.
http://www.amren.com/mtnews/archives/2007/11/miami_is_a_book.php
“good shitter book” has to be one of the most clever put-downs I’ve ever heard. LOL!!
This Lawsuit is a full fledged Urban Legend.
Why is it people want so badly to believe McDonalds got ripped-off?
I have informed people of the facts in the case & some still insist the lady did something heinous. The public just does not want to let go of the idea that crazy lawsuits are ruining this country even if the party at fault was a Corporation Gone Wildly Psychotic.
Thank the Good Lord the victim in this suit was white. If it had been a black woman she’d have probably been lynched.
The funniest thing is that I found your blog via an xbox[360] forum, and not via the usual routes.
Pining for the map-pack too, eh? Hehe. – Carry on.
you really deserve it, the blog rocks, and you always come up with new stuff.
congradulations
Awesome news. It’s nice to see your creativity rewarded……..HONKEY!!
Anonymous & Wright-than-White,
I _do_ know the full facts about this case and I stand by my comment. Everyone who drinks coffee _knows_ that it’s a beverage that’s prepared by boiling water. You should just _assume_ that it’s very nearly at the boiling-point until you’ve taken that first sip.
I have the requisite amount of sympathy for Ms. Liebeck but she did something stupid, as do we all from time to time, and wanted someone else to pay for it. –Jeff
Anonymous, quit being a whiny hater.
I find it a little disturbing that your stupid racist blogs keep coming up as hawt posts…
Congratulations! That is amazing!
Congrats, and best of luck.
TO SOME COMMENTERS WHO KEEP BEGGING FOR ATTENTION:
FUCK YOU, ANTI-SEMITIC WHITE-SUPREMIST FLAMERS. AMERICA MAY BE A DIVERSE AND SOMETIMES DIVIDED PLACE, BUT YOU ARE ENEMIES TO ALL.
WASN’T OUR NATION’S PROUDEST MOMENT IN THE LAST CENTURY BEATING THE LIVING, STEAMING SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU?
LEARN SOME FUCKING COMPASSION AND HUMANITY. WE ARE ALL IN THIS SHIT TOGETHER.
Ooooh, yays for you! 🙂
Way to go! I’m currently writing my own book, a novel. Here’s hoping I have the kind of good luck you’ve got!
http://ta2ati2d.wordpress.com
Wishing you all the best!
-Zanne
racist!
totally agree with u!
I completely totally 100% agree with u!
I think this blog gets so much hits due to so much of controversy! Nothing else.
Great news!!!! I have heard several people reference your blog in different settings. Here’s to hoping the rest of bloggers out there are as successful as you!
http://green4u.wordpress.com
awesome!! I’ll be buying it.
they don’t make em any whiter than you
Christian & Jess’s book deal can in no way, shape, or form, be characterized as a ‘Sell Out’.
The blog may have lost some of its zip when the book deal became imminent as the byproduct of consciously trying too hard but how is that a sell out?
It was a piece of fun fluff from the start and they were funny enough to become wildly popular and on the strength of that popularity they were offered a book deal. Who in their right mind wouldn’t jump at the chance?
I’ll be very surprised if the book sells well. I don’t think the number of internet hits will convert into book sales at anything more than a ratio 3/10000th to 1.
There may be more to the story of SWPL than meets the eye. I know what Christian says in interviews about the germ of the idea for it but I read somewhere that his wife Jess works for one of the most innovative ad agencies in the world. Also Christian had a sports blog with modest readership that jumped significantly in hits when he inadvertently mentioned a celebrity. Christian was intrigued enough by the jump to mention it in a later entry complete with a screenshot graphic of daily hits stats for that blog.
So the book deal may not be for a simple hardcopy version of SWPL. There may be a more calculated scenario to the story.
‘Tho this be madness, yet there be method in’t’
Congratulations – very nice! You deserve it.
WOW!! You’re almost as cool as Diablo Cody! Just don’t show up to your Oscars wearing a leopard print moo moo.
Congrats!
This website is typical of Jewish propaganda.
Using humor to ridicule people is a great seemingly benign technique to spread hate. I believe that it has an extremely long history. I know that it was a popular strategy in 1700s France and England, and in fact people would get in serious trouble over it. That’s because a “laugh” can be a more effective blow than a punch in the face. It has never had a holiday.
Observation:
When I first noticed this site I commented that the list was actually composed of all positives masked as negatives. That seemed like one of two things to me, either a white person was writing the blog who had some kind of self-hatred complex, or something more was afoot.
I now vote for the Jewish propaganda angle. Because Jews think they’re the “chosen people” everything they do must be seen as superior to other people. Thus, whatever other cultures do which is positive must be put into some kind of diminished perspective. This makes the Jew sure of him or herself again.
Everything in this blog is actually about people attempting to be good, interesting, fun, and live a full life. If successful, through no intervention by “the Jew,” then the super power of Judaism is invalidated. That would mean that being a religious tribalist is a complete waste of time, because a good worldly life can be had without religion. So, positive living must be invalidated in order to prevent cognitive dissonance in the religious cultural supremacist’s mind.
Note:
I’m not white, black, or Asian and I’m an atheist.
Congratulations! Looking forward to it!
Henry Blanco is NOT the right type of white person.
Congrats on the book deal. Please call it Stuff “Hipsters” Like because although this applies to myself and my Asian wife, it definitely does not apply to my redneck “wrong kid of white people” extended family. Most of this stuff applies to intellectual, hip, young, urban, left of center folks regardless of race.
Your blog sucks. So shall your book. Enjoy being a flash in the pan before the entire world realizes what you do has no substance.
You and your blog are already has-beens. You don’t even know it yet.
Congratulations! that is awesome. Your blog rocks. Franklin – just get over your whole jealousy thing
How is winning the lottery that much different from inheriting money or being a trust fund recipient. Your becoming rich and you didnt earn it. Initiative is not hard work or being smart and creative to make money. It is still waiting and doing the bare minimum to have money handed over to you.
Stop being angry because some people are good looking and rich. News Flash. Some people are poor and ugly, its called life.
Anything to make people pick up a book these days is alright by me. I’m buying.
Wait, this is written by white people!?
Awesome on the book deal, by the way!
A very huge congratulations. Your blog is so hilarious!
White people also tend to be insanely jealous of the people they are happy for.
Congratulations, look forward to the book
d.f.
Gret idea, great blog, great book package. Read about you on Publishers Lunch, something white book editors and PR flacks love. The book will be a great success, but unfortunately all this just continues to divide people by false color lines. There is no such thing as “white” people, nobody is “white” like this page is white. ALthough funny in a sophomoric way, this book could only come out of a racist America, never from the UK or France or Germany. In a way, America is the new Hitler. Whites only. So sad. What you are really writing about is yuppiedom, which is funny. And the white thing is funny here too. But also sad. I cry for thee, o America!
Here’s the Pub Lunch ref:
Under “humor” books section:
Rights have been sold to white blogger Christian Lander’s STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE, a ‘study’ of
upper-middle-class white people, satirically exposing a culture that
prides itself on individuality and diversity, yet manages to express
these beliefs in exactly the same way (white people: Whole Foods, Wes
Anderson, Starbucks, graduate school, kitchen gadgets, Barack Obama,
Apple products, the movie Juno, expensive sandwiches, etc.), promising
two-thirds new material, to acquiring white editor Jane von Mehren at Random House Trade
Paperbacks, with white line editor Jill Schwartzman editing, and agented by white literary agent Erin Malone at the William
Morris Agency.
For a US$500,000 advance, one-third payable on siging contract, one third on handing in completed manuscript and final third on publication date (or six months later, as the case might be). Oh, and the white book agent gets 15 percent of the take.
Movie rights on option to highest bidder.
Paperback edition set for 2010.
Congrats. Love your blog. We still sit at about 100 readers. We suck.
Creepy robot video, hilarious commentary, shamless plug:
http://reddirtkings.com/2008/03/future-is-now-skynet-is-here.html
Congrats on the book deal.
Jeff
Take that back. Forgot to read the fine print:
The August 2008 pub date is for a paperback only edition.
No hardback in his deal. Pure paperback all the way. But movie rights still avail.
Not sure this is a good move for author, the book I mean. As a blog, this worked. Internet is private/public. But a book is public/public and there will be a price to be paid for this kind of tweaking of America’s sensitive funny bones.
You might wake up one day wishing you had never gone down the book deal route, Christian. Some things should stay blogs.
IMHWO
Good for you! I hope the book sells well. I am an aspiring writer and I know how difficult it is to get your foot in the door.
As to all you naysayers, shame on you! It’s bad karma to wish others ill, especially those who have done nothing to you.
I totally love you blog! It is by far one of the greatest and most HA larious things I have ever wasted my time doing! I have figured out a system in reading so that I can space it out during the work week (that I of course spend in a cubical)! Oh man I hate big corperations and daily I think about how much I wish I was wearing my 10 year old disgustingly cool Converse T!!! Thank you for you humor and also a big thank you to everyone who doesn’t get this blog you are effing hilarious! While I ‘m thanking people thank you also to the people who DO get this blog but waste their time writting to the people who don’t you are also almost equally as funny as the confused people!!! The blogging is done with a great insight, humor and awesome writting, but the site as whole would not be as great without all the comments!
I love all of you people with every coperation hating, coffee drinking, t-shirt wearing, Arrested Development watching, Wrigley loving, dog adoring bone in my white body!!!!
ps. can’t wait for the book congrats!!
-haley
Pure win…..
http://claysol13.wordpress.com/
Fantastic news and so well deserved!
Well, that’s settled, Christian is NOT Jewish.
From HEEB interview:
Q. Who qualifies as “white people” for the site? Upper middle-class minorities? Jews?
A. Well, putting a label on it takes away some of the fun, but it’s not hard to figure out who qualifies as “white people.” Jews definitely qualify. I have a Community Hebrew Academy of Toronto shirt on in this picture [above] and a lot of people debated whether or not I was Jewish because of the shirt. But I’m not, I got it at a thrift store, of course. I guess that when people found out my name was Christian… probably not so Jewish.
why don’t you just pee your pants and quiet down.
i believe he would have fit in well in 1940’s germany.
Spoken like someone who wishes they had a book deal.
I just started reading this blog a while ago, it’s amamzing, always makes me laugh. Congratulations on the book, and you can be sure i’ll buy a copy the day it comes out
I really enjoy your blog. I discovered it 2 weeks ago. First night, I couldn’t stop reading it. My friend told me if I don’t stop reading I might go blind or grow hair on my hands.
Yikes.
This is a great blog and congratulation on a book deal!
Good things happen to those who write quality funny stuff.
Congratulations! It is in fact a wonderful blog.
Hey, congrats. The blog is hilarious, and you deserve to be published. Keep it coming.
BTW: you might consider including “Shawshank Redemption” as an entry. Us whiteys love the idea of a prison where the races are cordial to each other.
Wow, a blogger that gets a book deal les than a year after they start a blog. Now THAT’S White! Congrats! Been with you since #49.
Congratulations. You deserve it. Of course I could kill you for having such a great idea and making your blog popular in such a short time :-). I am just sad, that the blog will be discontinued.
But I wish you good luck. As I know (and learned again reading your blog), not all white Americans do share your sense of humor, resp. they don’t know how to laugh about themselved.
Anyway, I am German and enjoyed it a lot. You are a very good observer.
Please make sure to mention the Swedish in your book. White people love Sweden and will always bring up Sweden in an argument about gun control, marriage, gay rights, social security, health care and transportation. The Swedes are their chosen people.
Excellent news! Good luck with it 🙂
congrats, that’s like… the internet-american dream
(that being said do you think I can start saying my race is “Internet-American”?)
Congrats! I am excited to buy it, I’ll even buy a hardcover to preserve for future generations :o) And I can’t wait to see you on the talk show circuit- finally, we’ll know if you’re white or not! Da da dum.
Besides being anti-semitic and lacking a sense of humor (um – this blog and the book is SATIRE, making fun of hipsters, duh) you also appear to be a complete idiot. HIS NAME IS CHRISTIAN – NO JEWS ARE NAMED “CHRISTIAN” FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
Once again – the blogger’s name is Christian. Unless you’re completely retarded, it should be obvious to you that he’s not Jewish.
Lisa Birnbach wrote a book called “The Official Preppy Handbook” back in 1980. She would have created this website had the “internet” existed back then. She has gone on to write the following titles:
1,003 Great Things About Getting Older
1,003 Great Things About Being Jewish
1003 Great Things About Moms
1,003 Great Things to Smile About (1,003 Great Things About…)
366 Great Things About Getting Older: 2008 Day-to-Day Calendar
1,003 Great Things About America
1003 Great Things About Being a Women
1,003 Great Things About Friends
Please don’t let this happen to you.
Cristian–I don’t even know you, but I am so proud of you.
this site’s officially played out. fun while it lasted
Congrats! I love your site.
Read the HEEB interview- you’re Canadian! BTW, as a New Yorker, I admit Toronto is a pretty cool city too.
You people! His name is CHRISTIAN!!!!! He’s not Jewish!
Yes, Cargill, it is indeed a joke. That’s what this website is, in case you missed it. A joke. Satire. Spoof. Not actually supposed to be true. Poking fun at stereotypes of urban hipsters. Are you so dense you can’t see that?
Congratulations, Christian and Jess —
I am a regular reader, and look forward to picking up the book.
Just please keep the posts up, too!
Does complaining about a blog make me (a person who nobody has ever heard of) more egocentric than a person (who nobody has ever heard of) posting a blog with entries complaining about a different item every DAY?
Just asking.
In case you didn’t notice, this blog is meant to be humorous, and so was my comment. Tone tends to get lost on the internet, and people with no sense of humor tend to not be able to recognize in others.
But, yes, I am quite egocentric. Thanks for noticing.
I hate to break it everybody, but Jews are not white. I know, you could have knocked me over with feather, also. But, I was told this by a middle-aged black woman (that I used to work with, if you must pry), so since black people are the ultimate authority on race, I must take that as gospel (no pun intended).
Okay, I will fess up. That was facetious. I didn’t mean it at all. I was actually told that by a black woman, but I disagreed with her 100%.
Of course Jews are white, unless they aren’t. Judiaism is a religion, not a race. Actually, the whole concept of race is pretty arbitrary, but whatever it really means, it is certainly separate from religion. There is no “Jewish race” or “Christian race.”
Nice t-shirt, though. Appreciate the Hebrew solidarity.
CONGRATS thats so exciting I can’t wait to read it!!!
this is my favorite blog ever. ❤
Wow, if there’s a decent marketing push, this is going to make a massive splash; particularly this year.
Well-played, sir!
Intelligence
Underground Hip-hop
Charles Darwin
New York
it isn’t really that simple though… Although there isn’t a “Jewish race”, the concept of Jewishness is different from the concept of “Christianness” because of one important factor: it is possible to be born Jewish. This isn’t the case with Christianity; everyone must be converted to the religion (even if it’s at a very young age through a christening). This is why there are so many people who are considered ethnically Jewish yet who don’t follow the religion of Judaism itself.
The question of whether or not Jews are white is another issue… Seeing as they are so genetically similar to Arabs and other Semitic peoples, the question is tied up in whether or not those groups also count as being white.
This will be my stocking stuffer du jour this year. Great timing, great idea, and keep up the great work. – Gentrified Downtown San Diego Loves You!
Congratulations! A well-deserved honor for such an entertaining blog!
You ought to use New Yorker style font, because it is highly prized among people of a certain segment. People of this segment also crave monetary security for themselves and the thought of providing for their grandchildren by the purchase of beach houses. This need appears as early as the late teen years but crests and maintains intensity by the age of thirty. People of this segment can feel perfect contentment working for an organization which doesn’t aim for profits while keenly pining for the sort of life found in a full page magazine advert for high-net worth investors. The gray-but vibrant, rolled up khaki grandfather (on the beach referenced above) happily strolling with his trim, weathered (but still bringing it) and white toothed first wife (people of a certain segment do seek monogamy if only from fear of the mess of divorce and the thought of their college girlfriend, now wife, being mounted by another)their playful scamp beneficiaries in the background, maybe in the tall grass away from the breakers. You’ve taken a vital step on that path, young ‘un.
I left a comment in “dogs” and realize I am behind in this blog-domain.
Just so I’m up to date, Congrats Christian…your timing, insight and appeal are ex-cellent!
You can be funny without using Moth##$&%#er every few seconds, see?
Can’t wait for the movie “SWPL” starring Ryan Gosling as Christian! He’s from Canada, but bland enough to pass for an American whitey.
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/24/white-spots-paris/
Anonymous, I’m sure that you saw the “smiley-face” after my lottery remark signaling that it was a joke. You’re correct: winning the lottery isn’t that much different than inheriting a fortune. Although I do buy lottery-tickets–no one ever accused me of being too bright–I don’t seriously expect to win. It’s my only vice and gives me something to look forward to. (I don’t consider my 1-2 glasses of red wine with dinner to be a vice).
You seem to read certain things into what I write that aren’t there. I’m not angry but certain types of people do disgust me. My father and I each served in our generation’s war (yourself?) and it does piss me off whenever I see a bimbo, whore or slacker just get handed everything.
Your “news flash” remark amused me. I’m guessing that you’re some young guy in his teens or 20s that’s full of himself (like I was). I’m 49. Once again you’re correct: life isn’t fair.
You are a talentless hack. You also look like a douche-bag in your photo. Congrats on being so clueless.
Nice – Random House. You simply must get Chip Kidd to design (I think he’s at Knopf – same diff) make it look just right on the bookshelf.
and btw you look cute in the photo.
Actually, I will pick up the book at the other white people store – Target. White people love that place.
Why in God’s name would Chip Kidd design the “Stuff White People Like?” The guy is one of the most critically acclaimed designers in the industry.
No offense to this site or its author (well… maybe a little), but I think this subject matter is a little beneath Kidd. I’d hate to see Kidd work on something so shallow in substance.
Don’t post compliments to yourself on your own blog, Christian.
Jews are brown.
They come from a desert in Asia and they are brown.
There were no white people in the Levant until they came from Europe. Jews didn’t set foot in Europe until relatively recently.
According to Sarah Silverman Jews are “brown people”. She says this all the time. Who are we to argue with a Jew?
In this age of extreme DNA where everybody knows their Haplotype groups you can’t get away with the religion\race two-step anymore.
Not only are the Jews a race but they are – and this is very well documented – perhaps the most distinct race owing to their resistance to marrying out of the tribe, so to speak.
Further reading:
http://www.kevinmacdonald.net/
Gisellle. It’s a joke. You’re supposed to laugh.
YEAH BABY!
I’ll buy your book. these crazy blogs are somewhat true but mostly funny. well gotta run. Nude Twister anyone?
I just read the title and I thought you meant the kind of book deals where it’s 3 for 2 at Waterstones. I think at the moment abused people like bookdeals. All these creepy books about peoples awful childhoods. Who buys them??
Good for you, CONGRATS!
I’ll be sure to buy a copy and leave it on the table for my dinner parties.
laughing. so. hard.
Because Chip Kidd is one funny motherfucker, and in case you haven’t noticed so is this.
And I *was* referring to how seriously his aesthetic is taken by whitey mcwhiteheads – that was the whole point of the joke!
Cargill, we turned out like that because our brains evolved. Read Darwin et. al. instead of Genesis and get the details.
least funniest post yet
Congratulations! That’s great news for you!
Congrats!
a dream come true so don’t forget to tithe!
-GS
Actually, I haven’t really noticed. At best, this site is superficially funny. At worst, it encourages phrases like “whitey mcwhitehead,” because all white people are obviously Irish, right?
But, I could take a poll of 500 “whitey mcwhiteheads” right now and no more than 3 or 4 would have any idea who Chip Kidd even is. Sorry.
You’re right, though, Kidd is funny. He’s smart, too. He wouldn’t waste his time with this.
Congratulations on all your success!
oh nevermind.
YEAH! make it a coffee table book. white people love those!
Do you think it’s clean, Tina? – Joan Crawford
And gingers!
Ever notice that Harper’s has so much white space? and white people really seem to like it… I don’t think this is a coincidence.
White people love homos! Unless they are haters. REad the post on Hand-in-Crisco
I just found your site a few weeks ago. It’s awesome! I love it and have sent it on to my (white) friends. Can’t wait for the book!
One: “selling” is not the same as “selling out”. Not always, anyway. Jealous much?
Two: this blog makes far more people happy than unhappy. A few people read it, miss the point, get all het up, and post and post and post again because of some snapperhead impulse over which they have no control. I don’t pretend to understand it. I think there are meds they could take, though.
Three: as a book, this blog will make people like my Internet-challenged dad happy too, and to me that’s just taking a very good thing and making it marvelous.
Four: Morrissey said it best: We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful. White people love us some Morrissey, as do a whole hell of a lot of Latin teenagers.
Five: this blog “gets so much hits” (sic) because it f**king ROCKS. Three months to a book deal: that speaks for itself, no?
Congratulations once again. Nice work, SWPL!
sigh, I will have to wait for it to show up in my local used bookstore/coffee shop…
Congratulations and you are welcome (for reading the blog and passing along to my friends). Hope the book is out in time for Christmas presents.
Congrats, are you going to be signing at the BEA. I hope so. I’ll be there.
Dave. Some good points. While we are at it, here are my speculations. Clander’s book will enter the booksellers marketplace as a highly polished and aggressively media- promoted work. The rough grammar, repetitive phrasing and sometimes clunky diction will be cleaned up by skilled editors. Clander will probably work with other professional comedy writers and “idea men/women” who will contribute to themes, content and style. Shorter entries selected from the blog will be amended and developed and, of course as announced,two thirds of the book will be new material.
Counterintuitively, smart marketing for SWPL THE BOOK may target people who have never visited this site. Media Hype, advertising, promotional campaigns, word of mouth and fad hysteria could make the book a mega best seller of all time.
Or not.
Whatever the outcome, Congratulations to Clander.
I’m just waiting to see how many people will post continuing to insist that Christian Landers is Jewish even though it’s been clearly laid out he isn’t. Based on past readings of comments here, I vote for a dozen more posters to find some variation of “greedy Jewish hatemonger” to hurl in his direction.
In fact, consideration I haven’t refreshed this page since I started reading the comments, that threshhold might already have been reached.
In any case, Christian, good luck. I’m a writer by trade and originally dreamed of writing novels or humor books. I doubt my blog is going to bring anyone knocking on my door for a deal, but I’m glad yours did.
Hell, one readhead to another, I’m proud of ya.
Now, gotta go have a drink of water from my stainless steel water bottle and catch up on watching the Oscar-winning movies my little girl has been keeping me from watching. (Damn that Barney and Dora!)
Ok, and me the big bad writer writes “consideration” instead of “considering.” I’m an editor too. Shit. No deal for me now…;)
“A few people read [this blog]..get all het up..and post and post and post again because of some snapperhead impulse over which they have no control…” Anne, if you can prove that you have never posted on this blog with the exception of the single entry above, your life will be spared.
Jews are white, as are Arabs, but if you ask either of them they’ll claim to be a unique race. Prejudiced cultures must create these false differentiations in order to maintain their delusion.
At one time the English used to call the Irish another race, and they began calling themselves it too.
If you do this to yourself and other people then you can see your behavior and motivations as “special” when they are in fact mundane, stupid, or sinister.
Actualy both of you guys are waaayyyy off.
White People love independent bookstores and will go to great lengths (that’s about 2.5 miles in their Pruis/1997 Volvos) to avoid shopping at chain bookstores (even though they do end up buying most of their stuff from there.)
Hey Lander, good blog.
BTW, you have anti-doppelganger blogger there. Lives in Houston, TX, likes
-chain stores
http://the-last-shall-be-first.blogspot.com/2008/01/books.html
-beef,
http://the-last-shall-be-first.blogspot.com/2007/11/good-steak.html
-football (probably hates soccer),
http://the-last-shall-be-first.blogspot.com/2007/12/oh-how-strange-instant-replay-is.html
-commercial-grade industrial chocolates
http://the-last-shall-be-first.blogspot.com/2007/11/fifth-avenue.html
-Corporate America paraphenelia (expensive ties and dress shoes)
http://the-last-shall-be-first.blogspot.com/2007/11/bespoke-ties.html
http://the-last-shall-be-first.blogspot.com/2007/12/seven-fold-ties.html
-artificial christmas trees
http://the-last-shall-be-first.blogspot.com/2007/12/on-superiority-of-artificial-christmas.html
-war in general, and the Marines in particular
http://the-last-shall-be-first.blogspot.com/2007/12/semper-fi.html
congrats!
Jews from the mideast are genetically identical to Arabs. That’s easily googled. However, Jews from Europe mostly have no genetic connection with the mideast. They were part of a nation which converted to avoid a Christian/Muslim war. Still other Jews come from Spain and look like the people there.
It is especially true that Eastern European/German Jews aren’t Jews at all but converts. Interestingly, they have been the most aggressive and in fact mostly founded Israel. It’s amusing that really they have to claim to it.
Anyway, you can look at many Jewish actors and see the genetic differences. Kirk Douglas had blonde hair and looked Nordic, because that’s what he is. Leonard Nimoy looks mildly Asian, because most Eastern European people have those genes. Winona Rider (Horowitz) has creamy skin and dark hair, as does Sara Silverman, and those features are also Eastern European. Meanwhile, Jeff Goldbloom and Paula Abdul both look dark and mideastern because they are directly Jewish.
Jews are a collection of people who maintain a fantasy based claim to a variety of things.
Crypto Jews:
These are Jews who change their name to go underground for one of two reasons. Either they want to spread their cultural hate without being easily defeated, or they wish to avoid having to deal with people who irrationally hate Jews. However, this tactic simply reinforces hatred of Jews because changing your name is a form of covert activity, which is lying, a trait they are noted for.
I laugh at Winona Rider’s real name, which is Horowitz and especially love the Jane’s Addiction guy “Perry Farrell” (a good Irishman) whose real name is Peretz Bernstein. The list of media figures who have done this is almost endless.
It helps them to cover the fact that 90% of all leaders in the media are Jewish. That occurred because the religion is bigoted and so only other Jewish who are “family” are good enough for the easy money positions. The second is that it would become clear that Jews are bigots if every name attached to material, as we see on this site, came from a Jewish name. Thirdly, it’s tough to sound edgy and cool when your Jewish name instantly exposes your moneyed, prep schooled, and privileged background.
That’s why Iggy Pop, The Ramones, and our pal Peretz Bernstein all took fake names and wore disguises. The ultimate disguise would be calling yourself “Christian,” don’t you think?
If the author isn’t Jewish, then I bet his wife is. Then, he’s just pandering to Jews, or is a Jew by Proxy.
Congratulations mate!
Seriously man, what the frack?
Is there a single actor or actress out there that doesn’t use a stage name?
I’ll buy your book. It will make great can material.
You must put down “Michael’s” as what white people like…all those damn white crafty crafters!!!
Oh and Nordstroms!
not a surprise. i knew a book deal would be coming.
you can thank me on page one for sharing you with every single person i know. seriously. every single person.
page one.
don’t forget.
congratulations!
BRAVO!!
Cool, please check out my blog at http://www.extrapreneur2.wordpress.com for loads of enjoyable and random excitement!
Judiaism is a religion, not a race.
False.
Not according to Jews that claim ‘minority status’. You cannot claim to be a minority based on religion, it’s based on race.
Hey! I hope that I am wrong here. But did you solely sign that book deal, or are you including myles valentin as a coauthor? If not, please add the other item that white people LOOOOOVE!
Co-opting, a post modern euphamism for slavery, or pimping, depending on the degree of BOHICA (bend over here it comes again).
Or, maybe even just, getting over on their friends of color.
Or, better yet, micro-colonialism.
So, dude, please tell me that your props to my brother are a little more than a “thanks to”…”couldn’t of done it without”.
Nice Job! Congrads!
Congrats on the book deal!
A friend turned me on to your site and I’ve recently shared it with my husband who completely LOVES your blog.
You’re hillarious!
OMG YOUR SO RIGHT! THANKS FOR SHOWING ME THE LIGHT ON THE EVILNESS OF JEWS….and to think I learned it in a blog about white people..wow I just love learning new things everyday!……..sarcasm, if you were smart, which I highly doubt, you would have read previous comments on how in an interview with HEEB, Christian says he isnt jewish. Now I know its hard for you to believe a non-jew could be so funny, smart, and get a book deal, but ITS TRUE!…..yes non-jews are highly intelligent as well. And im going take a stab at the jewish celebrities changing their names. Um, maybe they changed their names so people like you wouldnt put them into a catagory? When people are prejudice against another entire group of people, you know it only makes that group stronger and more successful, because they then feel they have something to prove. Your seeing it now, we are going to have the first black president, whether you like it or not.
spell much?
white people like being literate.
your so right about Micheals, and Nordstrom. And the holy grail of whiteness, Restoration Hardware. I have never seen one ethnic peson in Restoration Harware. Maybe its the overpriced “bee” bed sheets, or the 400 dollar rock crystal lamps, or all the nickel plated curtain rods with crystal end pieces.
And we cant forget old Louis 14th chairs, that white people spray white and replace the fabric with bright 70s fabric. “It just gives it that artsy, ecclectic feel”
CONGRATS!!!
hot canadian: christian lander
http://boozeandlies.blogspot.com
You are just great, I love reading the blog. Instantly became a fan and showed it to everyone I know.
I dont understand the book part…feels like everyone in the US has to write a book, otherwise theyre not worth it…
do you have to live up to your American white people’s level?
really, I dont get why u need the book, if you have the blog? Or is it the only way to make money?
thanks and good luck
Yay, congrats! I love your blog and will be looking forward to the book. 🙂
Best of luck!
The Goat is happy for his boy. He will consume Wild Irish Rose in honor of this amazing event.
After digesting the book with his mind, the Goat will be happy to digest the book in his rumen, his reticulum, his omasum, and of course, his abomasum.
Get Goativated.
~The Goat…
You’re welcome.
Stuff White People Don’t Like:
#1 Selling Out
Stuff This White Person Will Not Be Purchasing:
#1 Your “Book”
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: #100 Stuff White People Like. I’m convinced your book will be a bestseller.
I want to see “Christian’s” papers and a picture of his wife and penis before I’ll let him off the hook.
You’re all class………..NOT
‘let him off the hook’?
who the fuck do you think you are? you are the one who needs to justify your own existence.
Congratulations! I will buy the book.
Is feng shui on the list? If so, I’ve missed it and have read your whole blog.
Dear Chris,
Congratulations and well deserved. You have a marvelous talent and it was recognized.
You have a huge opportunity to be spectacular in term of this books marketing. Ask/tell nicely/explain to Random House that you want to sell it in unusual venue. The specifics will come from you and Jesse but here are some thought starters: neighborhood firehouses, co-op gardens, gourmet shoppes, all the places that you mention that we love. Volvo dealerships, solarpanel distributors.
Add sales by venue, measure, publish results, its an election, no a preference poll. W!
The publishers at RH will tell you that sales will not be optimized. Bullshit! It will be slightly inconvenient to buy the book. You’ll have to think. But White people love complications and steeplechases. The having of…the owning and possession of the book represents a small achievement.
And this just in……several of the sales venue could be associated with philanthropic endeavors. maybe one at 100% of net sales (orphanage organization or the Heifer Project) one at 40% and one at 10%.
On more thing. fourteen dollars is too cheap. Tell them I said so. Contact me and I will go to their offices with you.
Retired marketing prof now retired who found your blog and 110,000 posts and has cheered you like a soccermom every day since.
Warm personal regards,
Digby
test
I will never back down from evil.
…..does someone feel small?….his penis better be circumsized because if not, then thats nasty. Only nasty ass hicks dont circumsize, it doesnt take pleasure away, and it makes it look bigger, and it doesnt make it look like a dog penis. So unless you have a need to stare at his wife, i suggest you get a little surgery to fix your problem area, and then maybe women wont run out of the motel 6 screaming….you sir are not white.
No, no, no the point is that McDonald’s knew their coffee was scalding people to the point of skin graphs (100s of people) and refused to lower the temperature because they thought people would stop coming to McDonald’s for the coffee that some people liked because it was SO hot.
Plus, the plaintiff asked several times for McDonald’s to pay for only her medical bills which were under $1,000 and they always refused. She was awarded so much because the court could see that McDonald’s was beyond negligent with their coffee making and because this was for a pattern of “bad behavior.”
Also, judges and attorney are not dumb. You don’t just get handed a lot of money for nothing. This case was highlighted in the media as a case where the plaintiff received a lot of money “for no good reason” because the push for tort reform was so high at that time. They chose this case to pick on and misconstrued the facts and now everyone believes it’s true that she won for no reason- to the point that when they do hear the real facts, they still think it’s bogus.
I’m not whining, I’m trying to enlighten… although I know you will not agree now because you want to stand your ground, but really, you know the facts and still think she was trying to take advantage of McDonald’s? Maybe you do, but I just don’t see how you can.
There are innumerable hard-working, honest and intelligent people in Idaho, Iowa and other states, despite the redneck stereotype! It is pitiful to see such virulence out of the mouth of someone who obviously considers them self to be the height of propriety and culture.
Do you think they’ll sell your book at Urban Outfitters?
White people love to feel like their useless degrees will pay off one day. The dream that they will have some “out of the box” idea that will propel them to fame and fortune whilst allowing them to pay back their student loans.
Kudos to you sir but I’m afraid you may have given false hope to millions.
What about the Beatles? White people love the Beatles. In fact, white people love all sell outs. The only thing we like more than selling out is bitching about folks who sold out. Especially if we were down before they sold out, then we won’t shut up about how they “used to be cool before they were popular”.
Congrats. The best thing about the book? No comment section.
see HEEB interview online, he is not Jewish.
Brilliant 🙂 Congratulations…where’s that wine bottle, eh?
Feng shui is on the list. But why do white people pronounce is as “Fung shoo-ee”? Proper word is ”fohng schway”…
Same with karaoke, empty orchestra in nihongo, why do white people pronounce the word “karah-okie”? it is supposed to be said as “kara-okay”
And why do white people say “saki” when sake in japan is called “sa-kay”?
What’s wrong with white people’s pronouncation of foreign words?
Huh, Christian?
btw, kudos on the book deal, should provoke more mayhem…
Hey! Since we’re talking about books here, I thought I’d go ahead and list several books that white people like to read!
…Ready…
Here goes!
1) Race & the American Prospect edited by Sam Francis (One of the most important books you could ever read if you’re a White Gentile!)
2) Hurricane Race: Not Recommended For Minors or People of Non-European Descent by ‘Rhyzon Storm’
3) The Founding Myths of Modern Israel by Roger Garaudy
4) The First Holocaust: Jewish Fund Raising Campaigns With Holocaust Claims During And After World War 1 by Don Heddenshemier
5) Behind Communism by Frank L. Britton
6) America The Conquered by Pete Peters
7) War Is A Racket by Smedley Butler
8) The Talmud Unmasked by Father I.B. Pranitis
9) Twilight Over England by William Joyce
10) Wild In Woods: The Myth of the Noble Eco-Savage by Robert Whelan
11) Not Of One Blood by Charles Weisman
12) The Culture of Critique: An Evolutionary Analysis of Jewish Involvement in 20th Century Intellectual and Political Movements by Kevin MacDonald
13) Separation And Its Discontents: Toward an Evolutionary Theory of Anti-Semitism by Kevin MacDonald
14) Last Battle Cry: Christianity’s Final Conflict With Evil by Jarah Crawford
15) The Synagogue of Satan: The Secret History of World Jewish Domination by Andrew Carrington Hitchcock
16) The Origin of Race & Civilization by Charles Weisman
17) There Was A Man: The Saga Of Gordon Kahl by Capstan Turner and A. Jay Lowery
18) Understanding Jewish Influence by Kevin MacDonald
19) Camp of the Saints by Jean Raspail
20) The Hole In The Sheet: A Modern Woman Looks At Orthodox & Hasidic Judaism by Evelyn Kaye
21) Race by John R. Baker
22) The Hoax Of The 20th Century: The Case Against The Presumed Extermination of European Jewry by Arthur Butz
23) The Power of Israel in the United States by James Petras
24) White Power by George Lincoln Rockwell
25) The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion
Whew! I could go on and on but 25 is enough right now.
These are just some of the books we white White Gentiles like to read while drinking our coffee at the neighborhood coffee house while sitting in our shorts and t-shirts with something written on them.
Wow! That was a lot of fun! I’ll have to post some more things that I know of that white people like in the future!
haley do I know you? are we in the same sort of cubicle hell? i agree with all your words where is your blog?
What about Ultimate Frisbee? I can’t think of any non-white people who like it.
What about Norman Finkelstein books? If supremacist jewish bigots like Alan Dershowitz and Abe Foxman hate him, then that probably means he’s on to something.
More White people do not mutilate than do. Only in the jewified USA do Whites mutilate their kids.
Drudge, NPR, Random House vp, Heeb magazine…..come on.
These jews are flocking to SJWPL. “Stuff jewified white people like”.
If this site is about “Whites” then why was the first interview done with a Hebrew magazine? Huh?
Henry Blanco is White!
Look, you are either with Mel Gibson and Whites, or you’re with jews. If you hate Mel, you are the wrong kind of white person, and perhaps no longer White at all.
You know who is also the wrong kind of White person? Al Gore. His two daughters married non-Whites, one to a jew, the other to an Asian.
If something like that happens, how can you still call yourself “White”? These are the wrong kind of White people, they are no longer even White!!
There’s some butt ugly jew comedian named David Cross. Names mean nothing to jews, they BS and change them all the time.
I knew when I first saw this site that the odds of the creator of the site being a White Gentile were virtually nil and…suprise, suprise…I was right.
I knew the driving force behind this site would most likely be a Jew and now the creator gleefully posts a picture of himself, wearing a shirt with the Jewish hexagram on it no less!
While on the surface this site appears to simply be a humorous site poking fun at White Gentiles, the reality is that just below the proverbial surface the creator of this site has malicious intentions. He, like the rest of his ilk carries inside him a deep-seated hatred of the White Gentile race and Western Christian civilization.
As Kevin MacDonald said in his essay ‘Jews, Blacks, and Race’ in the book ‘Race & the American Prospect’:
“…Jewish activists who had such a large effect on the history of racial relations in America were motivated to a considerable extent by their hatred for the white power structure of the U.S. because the white power structure represented the culture of an outgroup.”
“The emotional intensity of Jewish involvement in the black-Jewish alliance is mirrored in Jewish involvement in altering U.S. immigration policy; both of these movements had strong overtones of hatred against the entire white, Christian culture of the U.S., which was viewed as anti-Jewish and profoundly immoral.”
If Jews were just a part of the White racial pantheon, then why, with their overwhleming control and influence in the media, do they constantly wage a psychological war against the host race and it’s values, morals, primary religion and way of life here in America?
White Jews are not White Gentiles. They never have been and they never will be. The realities of racial biology dictate that.
White Gentiles need to realize that this site is just another weapon being used against them in a long and protracted war being executed by a people who harbor an eternal hatred against White Gentiles and would like nothing better than to see us destroyed as a people.
Every homosexual I know (not counting priests) are raving intolerant haters of Christians. Do they even like someone named Christian?
Oh right. I haven’t read anyone say things like: “you just described me”, or “this is like everyone at my college Swarthmore” etc.
Not supposed to be true? “Satire” mocks social conventions that exist, not ones that are fiction.
You call it urban hipsters, I call it jewified little whites. I think the photo supports my funny description moreso!!!
Right. Jews have never changed or falsified their names. Never!!!
You lack a sense of humor about jews. It’s funny to make jokes about scrawny guys!!!
What does Darwin say about Whites that don’t or won’t reproduce? or will have non-White kids? (which is the majority of the people who read this mistitled blog) haha LOL!!! Darwinism at its finest.
jewgirl: Alot of this is still very jewified stuff, not White. Why is it that some people are so intolerant of others’ observations and opinions?
Good post Adlerian, most edgy “comedy” is reall just hate propaganda and ideology in disguise. Notice how the halfjew ‘athiest’ Bill Maher only mocks the christian religion and never judaism? If he’s a true atheist he’s rip on them both, but he’s just another White-hating little prick jew (that won’t reproduce either).
although this applies to myself and my Asian wife, it definitely does not apply to my redneck “wrong kid of white people” extended family.
I love it. SWPL applies to Asians but not Southern Whites. Rename the blog already.
hey dolomiti, at least your smart extended family will have White kids, but you won’t. Dumb ass. Shut up.
Someone will probably think you adopted your own kid. Good going, ending the Whiteness of your own line. Why are you on a White person blog?
Aw, yay! I’m looking forward to it.
PS dolmiti:
How does marrying a NON-WHITE and having non-White kids make you the “right” kind of White? It’s literally insane when you think about it. these people…….ignoramuses.
congrats! I know the stereotypical white male person. If you want pics that is….:-)
I look forward to checking off the list and give myself a laugh.
Hurray!!
I’m watching Carson Daly right now, and he’s got three fat black rappers on stage chimping-out. These guys probably don’t even know what a treble clef is.
I just came here, living in Asia overseas, and reading the antisemitic crap by this lurker who keeps writing the stupid antisemitic stuff he does, it shows to me how SICK America still is, and how this lone loner guy can use the Internet to push his hateful crap. Sad. Why doesn’t the mod takes his posts down? They have nothing to do with this blog. UNLESS, stupid white people like him are really closet antisemites and maybe he comes from a white supreme group and spends his drunken days surfing sites to lay his ugly flypaper on. Sad. America, wake up, you are a sick puppy to have given birth to such bitter stupid people like him. Europe doesn’t do this anymore, and Asia neither. Only America has these lunatic fringe antisem racists. Who breeds them? Is there a school for such ignorance? Sigh
Oh come now, America hardly has a monopoly on stupidity, bitterness, or racism. It really isn’t even all that prevalent here, except amongst the extreme left and right, and that’s based more on hatred of America (which is a little ironic) than on race or creed. I know it is popular amongst the left to believe that America has some kind of copyright on racism, but it simply isn’t true. Hell, I found racism to be far more endemic in East Asian cultures (aprticularly South Korea and Japan) than in my whole life in America. There are still plenty of shopkeepers in SK and Japan that absolutely refuse to cater to black servicemen stationed there, but have no problem with whites.
Really, if you didn’t notice it, you either weren’t looking or you just decided to ignore it.
“Europe doesn’t do this anymore….”
Explain radical Islamist groups and neo-Nazis that are expanding rapidly in Europe……
Eddie,
The sad thing is that it’s true.
I can provide you with links to major Jewish journals that gleefully attempt to create rationales for their religion’s prejudice. Previous to the internet no one read this stuff and even after such material became available, people still won’t read it because of apathy.
I would think that your trip to Asia would have taught you just what nonsense Western religions are. Few if any Asian people follow this mideastern weirdness, and that just goes to show how universal it’s not. The majority of China couldn’t give a rat’s ass about the Chosen People and the Throne of David, or whatever. Meanwhile, all of us enjoy a cool drink on a hot day, because that indeed is a universal.
It’s a public service to seek and destroy sinister bigots who believe in magic and are filled with narcissism.
Some good examples:
I like some songs by this band of young guys called Say Anything. They’re Jewish, and I know this because they mention it is every song, of course.
I find their latest offensive for a host of reasons, but the song title says it all.
http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/s/say_anything/shiksa_girlfriend.html
Shiksa (Girlfriend)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiksa
“The word shiksa is derived from the Hebrew term sheketz, which means “loathsome”, “abomination”, “unclean”, “dirty”, “rodent”, or “lizard”, depending on the translator.[1][2]
Despite its etymology, the term shiksa is widely used and accepted in the United States, where it is often used in a humorous way. Nevertheless, some consider the word highly offensive.”
So, the fact that such a term is widely used, and still used by young artists, says quite a lot about the culture. In the back of their most all Jews have this stuff floating around. Thus we have them in charge of porn and the portrayal of most all non-Jewish women in the media and sex objects, whores, and then ultimately as fallen sluts. It’s what they want to see, so they make it happen.
Whether Christian is Jewish or not isn’t the point so much as it’s the case that his humor has a degrading quality in the same vein as the self-focused Jew.
The blog’s owner is wearing a T-shirt with a known hate symbol right at the top of this thread. That’s what started it.
The Mogen David is the modern version of the swastika. Same damn thing. In Israel, a jew is prohibited from marrying a non-jew. That’s more racist than anything going on in America.
PS Europe has splintered into ethno-racist states. Slovak/Czech split. Yugoslav break up, and the USSR has split into 15 different nations based on ethno-nationalist lines. What are you talking about.
Americans Whites, the duped kind that read this blog, support right-wing nationalism for jews/israel, but not their own kind. It’s quite bizarre. That’s because they are led by anti-White jewish pundits so easily.
Look at the guy in the T-shirt at the top of this thread for a perfect example.
PS Eddie, there is an excellent article out that covers this very subject:
The Utter Normality Of Ethonationalism—Except For Whites
ethnic homogeneity is compatible with—perhaps conducive to—liberal democracy. At a theoretical level, this is because ethnic conflict produces deep, frequently irreconcilable divisions within a society and ultimately, causes group-based competition for resources and political power. These can be very hard to mediate.
The difficulty of establishing democracy and the rule of law in societies divided by ethnic conflict is a major theme of the contemporary world.
http://www.vdare.com/macdonald/080327_muller.htm
congratulations christian! btw, you’re way whiter than i had pictured 🙂
But The Adlerian, if you hate jews so much for their middle eastern weird religion, then why don’t you also hate CHristinas too for their middle east weirder relgiion of a dead jew on a cross. if you attacjed both religuions, i wowuld agree with you, you are right, there is no god, but why do you resreve your hatred for jews…..they such a tiny minority of people, who cares about them? You hae some kind of chip on your shoulder sir. WHO are you?
Eddie
RE:
Eddie,
I would think that your trip to Asia would have taught you just what nonsense Western religions are. YES YOU ARE RIGHT. CHRISIANTIY TOO.ISLAM TOO
Few if any Asian people follow this mideastern weirdness, and that just goes to show how universal it’s not. The majority of China couldn’t give a rat’s ass about the Chosen People and the Throne of David, OR JESUS OR ALLAH
It’s a public service to seek and destroy sinister bigots who believe in magic and are filled with narcissism. SO THEN GOOD SIR JUST WHAT DO UOU BELIEVE IN>?
Eddie,
Just for the record, I’ve only posted twice in here (three times now).
I put up the post about some of the books white people read and the post about my belief that there is
an underlying malicious intent at a site such as this and it’s directed at White Gentiles.
Folks, please get a copy of the book ‘Race & the American Prospect’ edited by the late Sam Francis. It’s well worth the investment in both time and money.
white people?
Well done done Christian
white people like to brag
Actually Judaism, Christianity, and Islam are all the same religion, but just different versions.
Christianity, which I believe is based on a fictional story created by Jews, attempts to clean up Judaism and make it inclusion for all people. Judaism is evil because it’s a very nice brotherhood, but only for Jews, and not infidels. Everything Jesus said was about treating everyone the same and going away out of your way to be kind and forgiving. I don’t think that’s bad.
Islam, which was started by a literal madman, is a return to baseline Judaism, but with a few new additions. They even believe in Jesus, but have managed to minimize his messages of universal brotherhood and kindness, thus allowing them to be revenge focused.
If we were anywhere near the topic I’m explain how Hinduism is a form of religious capitalism, and is massively oppressive, but I’m not the one with the book deal. The point is that these religions are just as bad as Nazism, or whatever, but have some kind of nice feeling attached to them because they’re a “religion,” which means nothing when you think about it. Religion is politics, bottom line.
I’m jealous. I already reserved: StuffWhitePeopleLikeMoreThanTheStuffOnStuffWhitePeopleLike.com.
Do ya think it will catch on?
I hope you start a pox of copy cat sites.
Anonymous, apparently all we can do is “agree to disagree.” This weekend I will go to a Lowes or a Home Depot to buy a new weed-eater. This place will be _full_ of sharp-objects and equipment which, if used incorrently, could be harmful to myself and others. How responsible am I for my own safety?
The overwhelming majority of us can buy a hot cup-of-coffee and enjoy it without maiming ourselves. In fact, most people can drink alcohol, drive a car, own a gun, operate power-tools, take prescription-medications, etc. without harming themselves or others. (And don’t blame fast-food places for making people fat). But I acknowledge that accidents do happen.
(You can’t smoke a cigarette and it not harm you to some extent; we all wind up paying for it even if we don’t smoke; I say we outlaw cigarettes).
There’s one frivolous lawsuit in particular that sticks in my mind. It was about fifteen years ago in San Antonio, Texas. It happened to a coworker of mine. He and his wife both worked hard, saved their money and had a nice custom home built; about 3400 square-feet on a two-acre lot.
The wife’s aunt and her husband came for a visit. The aunt had known mental-health issues. She got it in her head that that house belonged to her and filed a lawsuit for possession of it. To file this lawsuit, which was completely groundless, she did not have to produce even _one_ shread of evidence to support her claim. Not a deed, not a loan-application, not a morgage-payment-coupon-book, not any insurance or property-tax documentation, ***nothing***.
My friend had to hire an attorney to prevent the lawsuit from proceeding (and was successful). The aunt didn’t offer to reimburse him and wasn’t required to by law. He and his wife pretty much lived from paycheck-to-paycheck and the $800 it cost to defend themselves _hurt_.
Does this seem right to you?
congrats.
That’s awesome, congratulations!
BTW, When you do that NPR interview ask them why they have become shills for the Pentagon.
So wait, are Italian people considered white then? Especially Sicilians, since they were conqured multiple times by the Arabs and the Greeks?
Also, does this mean we’ll get no new entries from Christian? Just these vague white people in the news posts? If so, let me be the first to say, crap.
http://www.flamingspinach.com
FIRST POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And, here’s the wiki entry on the guy in the photo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Van_Driessen
I guess you are inferring that by pointing out the wrong king of white people that I am the right type of white person. Nope…I am only saying that I am an educated, hipster, twenties, urbanite who identifies with the self deprecating humor of the blog. Do I think that desires of multi-lingual children are humorous, yes. Am I going to try to raise my son multi-lingually, yes.
I am also glad that son is from a diverse gene-pool (French/Polish/Cambodian/Filipino), and not completely “white.”
Um, there is nothing non-jewish about the name David Cross. David is clearly an appropriate first name and I don’t think Christians have a monopoly on two lines intersecting. However, the first name Christian is not a name any Jewish person would ever have. Regardless, it’s amazing to me how many anti-semites there are left in this country and how it’s still considered totally ok to feel this way.
And yes, jews have had to falsify their names in order to escape persecution such as during WWII. I don’t think young Christian has had that problem. Although if there are many people like you….
Not that it matters, but Christian Lander is not Jewish, although my tribe would love to have him. Google his interview with NPR, et. al. He bought the shirt with the star of David at a thrift store.
Just thought I would chime in to assure all you “other kinds of white people” that the person making fun of all of US (yes, I consider myself caucasian even though I’m a Jew) is a gentile.
ps – Henry Blanco sucks.
This blog is hilarious! Congratulations on the book deal!!
Great Work, Christian! Way to Go! I’ll be looking for the book when I am at one of the places white people like– Borders.
OH MY GOD I seriously just blew coffee out my nose. WHAT? this comment is more hilarious than lolcats.
canadians are the jews of the north.
sense of humor-wise, obviously. meaning they’re both funny groups of people?
http://boozeandlies.blogspot.com/2008/03/hot-canadians-christian-
lander.html
Awesome!!
Visit http://fartsmcgeeonaturdsandwich.blogspot.com/2008/01/farts-mcgee-on-turd-sandwich.html
Congrats!! I can’t wait to buy this book, and display it on my coffee table for all of my white friends to marvel at during my dinner parties.
Hurray for Stuff White People Like!
Anne: Sorry about the phrase “your life will be spared” I lifted it from some old costume drama movie. I hope we can all keep our lampooning civil without grading into creepy and abusive language which can seem personally threatening.
Sounds like you’re the exact opposite – raving intolerant hater of gays?
Your next topic should be
#93- Crocs.
those shoes just tell it all about white people.
how can you call arabs and jews white when their genetic material comes from the middle east? white people come from europe, and they went to the middle east and added some caucasian to the local gene pool. don’t worry, things will make sense once you get a little older, or make a friend, etc.
dude, you need a date bad. too much time by yourself.
Dear Stuff White People Like,
Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy reading this blog in my free time, if only for the satisfaction of having the things I strive for and love completely mocked. It’s good to satirize the things people take for granted in their lives.
But what is the intent here? I’ve read this blog since conception and the fact that it is going to be anything more than a blog worries me. Is this an apology? Is it white guilt? Does it mean to reject the progressive, culture-seeking (albeit it generally naive) nature of the liberal, white middle class? Are you satirizing a culture for striving toward civility (or for the superficial way in which the culture goes about it)?
To me, this blog is another trend in whiteness, dripping with white guilt. It’s about dissecting trends in order to be considered more hip than whatever came before. That’s the thing white people like most of all: seeming non-conformist.
Or maybe white people (I’ll turn the focus onto me) like taking things way too seriously.
Caucasianly,
Mike
Maybe #93 should be selling out to the man. Why should I have to pay for “stuff” I used to get for free? I think I’ll spend my $14 on coffee instead.
Awesome news. .another dream of mine came true! that I never thought would ever ever happen!
‘The Holocaust Industry’ by Finkelstein is a fantastic book.
Every racial group has it’s renegades.
I had a dream about this the other night, how uncanny
ps I will probably be one of the first to own it haha
Death to the jews!
I wouldn’t be surprised if this is more propaganda…vilify what’s left of white america into shame. Seems like their M.O.
Found an article about you in the Globe and Mail!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080328.wlwhite27/BNStory/lifeMain/home
theadlerlian: you said “Thirdly, it’s tough to sound edgy and cool when your Jewish name instantly exposes your moneyed, prep schooled, and privileged background” – Um, I don’t know what you’re talking about since prep schools and privileged backgrounds are the last thing I associate with jewish names (such as mine.) Prep schools are mostly attended by WASPS. Many prep schools don’t want jews in their midst, unfortunately. At my “preppy liberal arts college,” I was one of very very few jews.
I also hope you see the ridiculousness and irony that exists in you calling anyone else a bigot. I understand you’re sick of jews complaining of being persecuted – but alas, there are still people like you who think we’re all born with horns on our heads and so yeah, I still do feel persecuted. By you.
maybe you missed it, but as it has been made clear by various interviews (and his first name, Christian), the blogger is not jewish.
http://stuffcollegestudentslike.blogspot.com/
THIS BLOG!!! Congrats!
Awesome! Congrats on the book deal.
I just don’t know you anymore.
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
http://www.damninteresting.com.
I can use advertising tactics to further advance causes I like through websites! That’s neat! I noticed odd comments, and figure I’d join in!
Congrats on your book deal. This site always make me smile. I look forward to many more funny posts.
To Poster #2: Your blog is funny, too! I especially like this post from a reader:
The supposed insanity of John McCain has nothing on the very real daily insanity of the Democratic party. Currently, the Dems have disenfranchised over three million voters in two states and are demanding that one of their candidates drop out before a major Primary to “unite the party” (read: so more people will be disenfranchised from having their voices heard.)
How insane are the Dems? Read on:
Pulled from the HillaryClinton.net forum today:
>>Dear Senator Leahy: Nice move today on demanding that Senator Clinton drop out of the race. If you are under the impression that her leaving will bring the party together, please allow me, sir, to enlighten you. Here’s an email I sent to Howard Dean and also posted on many blogs:
“Dear Howard Dean and Democrats: Today you sent me a request for money. Well, how can you send an invisible person a request for money? I live in Florida and my Primary vote for Hillary Clinton was not counted. Therefore, since my vote wasn’t counted, y’all don’t need my money. Go Ask Obamba supporters for $$$$, since that’s who you are backing, anyway. I will give my money to Hillary Clinton. And by the way, don’t come sucking up for my vote in November. I’m supporting McCain.
Here’s my email to Senator Clinton:
Dear Senator Clinton: You are the bravest and toughest woman and DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE out there. I have such respect for you. Please do not ask me to support Senator Obama to “bring the party together”. I live in Florida. The party can Kiss My Former Democratic AS* in November.
If my vote and the vote of my husband in the Florida Primary (we voted for YOU) is not counted, it is HYPOCRITICAL for the Democrats to suck up to us to elect another candidate in November. We see the writing on the wall. It is so patheticly obvious that the party big wigs are supporting Senator Obama behind the scenes. And they don’t give A DAMN about Florida and Michigan’s disenfranchiesd voters now, but they will all be sucking up BIG TIME in September to get their ordained candidate elected. I say: “IF YOU DON’T WANT MY VOTE NOW, YOU DON’T NEED MY VOTE IN NOVEMBER!” I will always respect your brave character and strength during this campaign. Please do not ask me to come together for the “good of the party”. We have been doing that for years, and the party has made its choice of who it believes to be the voters that count and who it wants its voice to be. And it’s not my husband or me! I posted the following on your blog, and I mean every word of it:
Dear Senator Clinton and Fellow Senator Clinton Supporters:
I am putting Howard Dean and our fellow Democrats on notice because apparently, he’s put us on notice. He’s warning us not to “tear the party apart”. Newsflash, Senator Dean: The party as you know it no longer exists. It stopped existing in the old way the day the Florida and Michigan delegates were NOT counted.
Also, I am putting my fellow Dems on notice: If the Florida delegates are not counted and Senator Obama is the nominee, my husband and I are LEAVING the PARTY. PLEASE DO NOT COME LOOKING FOR OUR VOTES! IF OUR VOTES DO NOT COUNT NOW, THE PARTY DOES NOT NEED THEM–OR US–IN NOVEMBER!
I disagree with John McCain on many issues. But I TRUST and RESPECT him and his service to our country. So get ready, Senator McCain–there may be two former Dems coming your way!
I have NEVER been so disgusted with our party in my life. Hillary Clinton has been thrown to the dogs in this campaign by the media and by her colleagues. Is this the thanks you get for serving your country so long and hard? Apparently it is. HILLARY FOREVER! NEVER SURRENDER!
Well, kids. It’s time to put up or shut up. I get tired of hearing how we (Hil supporters) are tearing the party apart. It ain’t me, babe. My vote wasn’t counted to begin with. Hillary Forever! Count the Florida Delegates! Seat the Florida Delegates Already! Seat them now!! NOW!
Doesn’t anybody in this party GET IT? Do they actually think we are going just roll over and say “Skruw me harder” and vote for Obama in November? Do they actually think we’re going to “forgive and forget” how totally we were done to/done over/done out in January? That’s why everybody in this bloody party is in such a bleeding hurry to kick Senator Clinton out of the race. Her mere presence reminds them of how they disenfranchised the voices and votes of over 3 million people. So, since I don’t count NOW, I won’t count in November. Have a nice day.”
I appreciate your sealing my decision to leave the Democrat party. Good Luck in this election.>>
Believe me, next to the double-crossing Democrats, Senator McCain is as sane as Jesus.
Congrats! As a white person I love to be able to buy a book that’s radical and talk about it to others, hey it makes me cool too! Maybe you’ll make Oprah’s Book Club!
JG,
I looked up Mr. Lander on the web and in an interview with the Heeb magazine webpage he does state that he is a White Gentile.
If that’s true, I certainly stand corrected. I’ll take him at his word.
However, Jews have notoriously engaged in deception down through the ages when dealing with the majority populations in which they dwell. Good examples are feigned conversions to the majority population religion, adopting Gentile names b/c many Jews can pass as members of the White Gentile population, etc.
If Mr. Lander is a White Gentile, then in many ways the situation is worse, because, like so many of our people today, he’s playing right into the hands of our biggest enemies by doing this and doesn’t even realize it. He could inadvertently be playing his own small role in sowing the seeds of his own kindred’s destruction.
Hitler was once said to have asked if the Jews were a race, a religion or an attitude. The answer is Jews are all three.
We all know that Jews exist as a race and they have a religion.
But it’s important to also recognize that we live in what I call a ‘mentally Judaized’ society. Over the last 40+ years, this society has been dramatically altered to suit a small, radical racial population and conform it to their needs and desires so they can feel comfortable and get what they want at the expense of the host race.
As Kevin MacDonald says in his masterwork, ‘The Culture of Critique’:
“…the Western intellectual world has become Judaized – that Jewish attitudes and interests, Jewish likes and dislikes, now constitute the culture of the West, internalized by Jews and non-Jews alike. The Judaization of the West is nowhere more obvious than in the veneration of the Holocaust as the central moral icon of the entire civilization.”
“More importantly, because of the deep-seated Jewish hostility toward traditional Western culture, the Judaization of the West means that the peoples who created the culture and traditions of the West have been made to feel deeply ashamed of their own history – surely the prelude to their demise as a culture and as a people.”
It was the late White racist philosopher Ben Klassen who said that ‘we must straighten out the White Man’s thinking.’
And that is indeed the first step in breaking Jewish control over the hearts and minds of our people. Only then can we start to take our nations back.
Book deals–bwa-ha-ha! I’m angling for one…I totally agree!
And in this spirit, congrats on the book deal! I’ll be reading…
Because NPR is infested with jews, and jews love right-wing policy (when it comes to only israel), and they love Middle East war for israel.
Where have you been for the past 5 years?
People from greece to ireland, from the urals to spain…..are White.
Turks are not white. Semites (jews, arabs, etc.) are not White. North Africans are not white either. Guys who wear shirts with the star of david on them are very questionably the wrong kind of White.
Jews like to jump like fleas to the next big and best dog. First they were in Europe, then the USA, now that they’ve helpe screw up this nation with anti-White liberalism where are they onto next?
Will China let them in? Jews won’t be able to change their last names and “blend in” as easily. I also doubt Asians are as easily duped as so many of the “wrong” kinds of Whites are, as satirized on this blog.
Obama will win so all White women will be able to cross-breed with Negros, and when the negro leaves her to raise the mulatto mongrel on her own, people will say:
“don’t feel bad, your non-white bastard mulatto can be President of the United States!”
It is amazing isn’t it?
It’s amazing the level of collectivism and racism found among Jews, no matter where they live.
Jews really have few friends left, based on their conduct. Liberals hate them because israel is an apartheid South Africa style state.
The Christian Right may be the only people on earth that respect Jews, but ironically the jews despise and hate them in return (while accepting their check$!)
jewish girl, it’s amazing you live so sheltered. Do you read the newspapers?
There you have it. Christian is definitely outed as the “wrong kind of White”.
PS The mogen david is a HATE symbol to many billions of people worldwide, do you deny this? You are proud of that?
Gays hate Christians, and it’s pretty much imbeded in their movement, activism, and platform.
Most people couldn’t really care less about gays, but when they start with their bigotry and intolerance then a good person stands up against that.
I think he wants to be, along with some other ‘wrong kind’ of White people.
Sure, Jon Leibowitz had to change his name to escape persecution!!
Jews NEVER stop lying.
Last week the billionaire founders of the much loved Google search engine were quoted as saying they sufferred “anti-semitism”. jewish girl, give it up, nobody is buying it. Everyone knows jews are more racist than other ethnic groups.
People who reproduce don’t need dates. Are you stupid or something?
All I am saying is that your child is not White. I find it funny that arrogant people like you, who have ended your White lineage forever, have the balls to poke fun at Southern Whites (pejorative: rednecks) as somehow the wrong kind of Whites.
They have White kids, you do not.
That makes you the wrong kind of White! A non-White by choice. Why don’t you follow something so simple?
PS You kids may end up confused about who and what they are. You have no idea if your ideology will pay off for them, or confuse them. There are plenty of studies that show that halfbreeds have problems self-identifying. You have no idea whether your buying into this recent multi-cult ideology is a good thing in the long run.
Most of the time halfbreeds identify with the lower of the two castes. More than likely your kids will identify with their Asian side as they age. You have non-White kids, that was your choice. Kindly don’t expect others to agree with your ideological position on this stuff. Diverse gene pools mean nothing better. In reality, it just destroys the diversity we are supposed to celebrate.
did someone say Heeb?
You can always spot the phony shills that Clander has planted to promote his new book. “I love this blog and so do all my friends. Expect the book to be even better, you won’t be able to put it down, full of juicy gossip, an epic saga that spans four generations…etc.
Well, Christian, bet you didn’t expect to cause quite so much comment on the so-called evils of the Jews. You have an every so slight curl to your hair, you wear a shirt with a Star of David, and bam!…you’re either an Jewish evil genius or an evil sympathizer. God, some people have hateful attitudes. I swear some of them make Hitler look like the model of mental health, and that’s hard to do. Anyway, I guess I called it right a whole hell of a lot of posts ago when I predicted people wouldn’t let the Jewish thing go. *sigh* I had hoped my comment would end up being a joke, NOT the truth…
dude, you’re a real cunt. got nothing better to do than to stay in and wash your mullet?
The DNC told Floridians in advance that their delegates would not be seated for reasons which had nothing to do with the candidates. Those who took the trouble to vote in an invalid election in which neither candidate campaigned were merely stuffing a ballot box in favor of their preferred candidates. The election was illegal and the votes were illegal. How can they be counted now when voters never got the chance to hear and see the candidates campaign in the state? How many voters who stayed home on “election day” duly assured that their votes would not matter would be disenfranchised?
A legitimate re-do would be acceptable but now sadly seems off the table. Madame, your passion for a Clinton victory would be admirable leading up to a fair election. As it stands what you are advocating now is fraud.
Anybody could make a list like this but the explanations are one of the funniest things I’ve seen in ages. Well done! I’m buying the book.
Congrats! Looking forward to the book.
Oh get off your high horse. Jews are the most racist and collectivist ethnic group around. Sarah Silverman, Bill Maher, etc. can say the most vile, vicious, and bigoted things about Whites, the christian religion, and you are probably so well-trained that you laugh at it.
btw, Israel has the same laws as Germany did, and today in Israel a jew is prohibited by law from marrying a non-jew. So, quit your bitching.
I think number 93 should be their dogs. You can let people die and get mutilated in Africa over diamonds but let someone mention forcing Lucky to fight other dogs and you may well get lynched! Look at what they did to Michael Vick over that stuff!
Christian: If you make a movie version of your book team up with the master of the mockumentary, Christoper Guest. He has perfected the screen genre for your material.
Paraphrased sample from “Best In Show”
A very yuppie Posey Parker: “My husband and I were privileged to be brought up with catalogues.”
Christian: A FINAL IRONIC WARNING
Money does not buy everything. It just buys stuff white people like.
Community Hebrew Academy of Toronto
Statement of Philosophy and Purpose:
– a commitment to Zionism and identification with the State of Israel;
– involvement in Jewish communal life and encouragement of a sense of responsibility for Jews everywhere
Sounds like a indoctrination compound. Heil zionist jews!!!!
I can laugh because I have a sense of humor, Anonymous. Sorry you lost yours. Bitch about the Jews all you want. They have plenty of warts, but no that many more than most groups, and probably a lot less than some. I’m glad you see such similarities between WWII Germany and modern day Israel…get a new prescription for your glasses. I disagree with a ton of the policies of Israel but you know what, they haven’t gone and committed genocide on 6 million Palestinians last I checked. Oh, but you probably think the Holocaust was a myth, right? Anyway, I should have learned my lesson already about engaging with crazy people in blog commentaries, but since you decided to pick at me when I didn’t even attack you specifically, well…
You can laugh? Where? Seems like you are bitching.
“Community Hebrew Academy of Toronto fosters an atmosphere of inquiry and intellectual stimulation and during the crucial teenage years provides a setting for emotional growth in a safe, nurturing environment. These combine to enable the students to formulate and articulate the integration of their Jewish values into the democratic traditions of Canada and the western world“.
How’s that for you? A racist, zionist indoctrination center that pumps out Heebs ready to push jewish/zionist values into the democratic traditions of the western world.
It’s right there in black and white. It doesn’t sound like they want to be the “right kind of White person”, now does it?
So why wear that kind of right-wing T-shirt?
Never again break the fourth wall. Thanks.
Asians as the lower caste!?! All groups have different sub-sections and many, if not most, Asians are more highly respected than poor white Southerners. Unfortunately, white skin color and Anglo heritage cannot overcome 80 IQs and $30K annual family incomes.
congratulations! can’t wait for it
At first I admit I was jealous. Now, I’m still jealous but so very happy for you. Dreams do come true! It’s inspiring.
Congrats on your book deal. Your blog is amusing, although I don’t agree with 50 percent of it. It is humorous like those cute little book about things in the humor section.
I’d like to pre-order the book please. (Yeah, before it’s even written.)
And Dick Cheney’s daughter’s a homo. White cred’s getting harder to hold on to. She just needs a good Aryan to show her the way.
Anonymous, I may be bitching a bit about you and some of the other folks who’ve posted in the same vein, but given that you’re spewing more bile and venom than you are reasoned discourse, but as for your comment about me not laughing, maybe you should remember what you posted yourself:
You said…Sarah Silverman, Bill Maher, etc. can say the most vile, vicious, and bigoted things about Whites, the christian religion, and you are probably so well-trained that you laugh at it.
I was responding to that comment of YOURS. And incidentally, while I find Bill Maher to often be funny, I also find him often to be a close-minded incendiary jackass…much like you.
Awesome! I hope you don’t have to work too hard, you get to promo the book on the Colbert report, get an article in the Times, and do signings in wine country, IKEA, and REI.
What about Earth Hour? That seems like something white people would love, provided that they could drive somewhere in their SUVs that is darker than their homes…
Congratulations. I still don’t understand why people get offended by your blog (and now most likely your book). Maybe the truth hurts? But damn, your writing humor is so dry and usually, sadly, true. I laugh out loud every time I visit your blog.
EPIC FAIL!
The guy pictured is a JEW.
JEWS and not White. If they think they ARE White, then it’s time to give up playing the ‘anti-semitic’ card.
Your blog posts picture = epic fail. Seriously. No Jews consider themselves White. Just read the Jewish Talmud and see what they say about Non-Jewish people, which includes White people, Black people and other races of man.
The Jewish religion, in fact, does not like ‘White’ people and that is easily seen by reading the Talmud. If you don’t know what the Talmud is, it is the book that Judaism bases it’s religion off of. You may be saying to yourself, “no, the Jewish holy book is the Torah, or the Old Testament.”
You’re wrong. The basis for the anti-White, Jewish religion is the Babylonian Talmud. Check out YouTube for videos about it, or Wikipedia, or just use some Google-fu and search for it.
Just please, whatever you do, do not confuse Whites with Jews again. You’re failing, epically.
There’s a saying that we are known by our detractors. Considering who is doing the most complaining in the comments, it seems the blog writer is doing good.
Actually, I like how this ‘cargill’ douchebag trolls around here seeking attention so desperately.
One can just imagine this prick squirming around in his chair whilst typing away in the dead of night under the stars of the shithole backwater town he lives in. I predict “macaca”-country Virginia.
Cargill – stay bitter, stay lonely, and stay unemployed.
You better donate money to organizations fighting against racism.
Congratulations, this blog is a daily high light of mine. I’ve been reading a lot of this blog lately too:
http://teenlifeguide.blogspot.com/
Well, the blog is amusing, but I sure as hell am not buying a book of this stuff…
Steve, you boob, you just read the part that is already written.
Stop being anti-Obama. He’s all about race.
To Charles: I was surprised by his breaking the fourth wall too, but don’t you think this is a big occasion to celebrate? I personally like being thanked for whatever contribution I made to his fame.
To Christian: Again, congrats! I’m sad that some people have taken over the comments to spread hateful ideas, but I still read your blog every day (and I just signed up for this fancy new email list!)
I agree. I wish non-Whites would stop mocking Whites and making anti-white racist remarks. They don’t seem to get the spirit of the site. Some liberals show their intolerance of their fellow Whites sometimes too, and that needs to end! Cheers!
chvnx: That is a brilliant post.
He’s wearing the t-shirt of a racist zionist/jewish school: Community Hebrew Academy of Toronto which according to its website is exactly as you described above.
Bravo for an erudite post!
That’s a jew. For a quick lesson on how to distinguish between who is White and who isn’t, try this White Nationalist website:
http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?p=5301911&posted=1#post5301911
Stuka, You need to start SuffWhiteNationalistsLike.com.
1) White Babies
2) Crank
3) Prussian Blue’s Hitler smiley face tee shirts
4) Failed Middle Eastern Wars
5) Jews involved in scandals involved with profiteering from #4
6) Metropolitan Museum of Art
7) What kind of food do you people eat? I really want to know.
8) DavidDuke.com
9) I ran out of ideas
A Liberal would never let a little thing like the Holocaust stand in the way of comparing Bush to Hitler.
Henry,
you are way too low-brow for this website. this blog is meant to poke fun at ourselves in an enlightened fashion. you are clearly many evolutionary steps away from being able to participate. go burn a flag or something.
p.s. – who helped you turn on the computer?
Dear Random House;
Here is Vietnam we fight over book deals all the time. Here’s what happens. you write a book and then it gets published in the US, preferably by a publisher who sells a lot of paperbacks in airport bookstores.
Then the book comes off the plane with a tourist and goes directly into the hands of a local “distributer”. He then photocopies your book and it’s off to the street sellers. Street sellers are primarily women who walk around with a stack of books, more than three feet high, and bound with a big elastic strap and sell these “originals” to other tourists at street side cafes for about a tenth of the retail price.
Voi la! You’re a best-seller!
Please forward my contract to the web address below:
http://wildwildeastdailies.blogspot.com/2008/03/can-you-spot-rejection.html
It was inevitable. Congrats!
More things annoying, whining white people like – narcissism, navel-gazing, self-congratulatory opining, smug moralizing through the use of irony, ah the list goes on.
If only your fans would turn off their computers and go outside and do something constructive, rather than blog about how hip and cool their lives are.
this blog is right on
Good for you! I love the site, and I’m so happy for your book deal. Keep up the good work!
Come Let Us Reason Together: What happened in Florida and Michigan renders over three million people as non-citizens. Maybe they should stop paying their taxes, too?
Remember your history?
NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION.
The election in November will be a travesty if two states’ votes were not counted…extrapolate IT out, baby. Don’t count in the primaries, how can the votes count in November? O, that’s right. Senator Obama is the presumed nominee. That’s why the votes will count.
You can bet my soon-to-be former Democrat ass that if Senator Obama had won those primaries this country would be in anarchy right now about “the people’s voices not being heard” and all that bullshit politicians use in this country when it suits their purposes. He would be fighting like hell to get his consticuency (sp) heard, as is Senator Clinton NOW. I would expect nothing less. Instead, he is showing how he will govern if he wins the general election in November. It is a dismal prospect for equality for ALL people, I am afraid.
O, that’s right…he’ll need the votes of Florida and Michigan to win the election, right? So when does the sucking up begin?
And please, no whining about how poor Senator Obama wasn’t on the ballot in Michigan. According to Debbie Dingall, who is a Michigan Democrat delegate, Senator Obama CHOSE to have his name removed from the Michigan ballot.
Your premise that people in those states did not have exposure to the candidates is also erroneous. Florida had THE BIGGEST PRIMARY TURNOUT IN ITS HISTORY which gave the Democrat nomination to Hillary Clinton. Senator Obama, OTOH, had advertisments in cable that showed in both those states.
And, BTW, THE PEOPLE IN FLORIDA AND MICHIGAN DID NOT CHOOSE TO HAVE THEIR VOICES SILENCED.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE! SEAT THE DELEGATES IN FLORIDA AND MICHIGAN. SEAT THEM NOW! NOW! RIGHT NOW!
Nice try.
Respectfully
@Steve Jones:
And how, exactly, are the fans of this site doing anything much different than you just now? I mean, I assume you used up a fair amount of your time reading post and comments here, right? Or were you building houses for the poor while having an audio version of all this commentary streamed into your earpiece?
Of course, if you’re making a joke, my apologies…irony and self-effacing sarcasm are easy to miss on the Web…
Whites don’t like Middle East wars.
Only jewish supremacists (think Joe Leiberman) and Neocons (McCain, GWB) do.
I don’t know any White person that likes GWB. For one thing, he’s refiused to even police our own borders while spending hundreds of billions overseas.
Whites don’t like Obama either since his wife Michelle and pastor (who baptized his kids) are raving anti-White haters.
I’d guess that about 1/2 of the people that post here are non-White, the rest are liberal Whites.
The site lacks diversity in the sense that real White people, like those with high-paying jobs, children and serious responsibilities in life, are not represented.
Here you get perspective of the “backpacker-type” and real Whites (who stay with European relatives or in nice hotels) know how loathed these ignoramuses are in Europe and even by non-Whites in their countries.
Bill Maher (halfjew, which means jew) is a serious anti-Whit bigot, and he often sides with his anti-White guests!!
It’s really bizarre to see. White people need a serious and caring person on TV, like a white Tavis Smiley or something.
Instead we get these jews posing as White, and the SWPL types are too clueless to even see it.
Liberals are idiots.
Adolf Hitler served in combat, Bush didn’t. It’s “from freedom to communism” which the more apt title.
Bush doesn’t even care to control the US’ borders? A fascist would never be so careless. Communists were the ones that preferred a one-world government.
PS Adolf Hitler used to ride around in an open Mercedes Benz limo and his people used to throw him flowers!! Contrast that to Bush.
Love the site.
B
http://ww2file.wordpress.com/
i just pre-ordered it for my friend’s birthday present. congratulations! you deserve it. i would think you had a PhD in anthropology… you seem to be more insightful than most who do!
Africa for Africans, Asia for Asians, White Countries for Everybody
“Liberals and respectable conservatives say there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.”
“The Netherlands and Belgium are more crowded than Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.”
“Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.”
“What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?”
“How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?”
“And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?”
“But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.”
“They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.”
“Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.”
I hope you know you ruined my life.
i was going to say “congratulations,” but then i saw the 500k advance — so, i’m revising that slightly to “fuck you.” kidding! more (white) (kidding!) power to you, you gots (note ironic use of ebonics! SWPL-o-rama!) to strike while the iron’s hot, baby. i do advise you to invest wisely, because you are going to have to sell like a bazillion copies to earn out that kind of advance in paperback. and NB (that’s an abbreviation a Latin phrase! SWPL-ville!): you totally have to pay quarterly estimated taxes as that dough rolls in, or the IRS will nail your lily-white ass! (she says from bitter experience.)
favorite thing about SWPL the book? no comments section in which ignorant, ranty, neanderthalesque, assheaded, anti-semitic kooks can post their tiresome, grating, nauseating, hate-speechy conspiracy theories. FUCK YOU GUYS. will you hurry up and die off, please? (seriously!)
least favorite thing about SWPL the book? no comments section in which the just-plain-clueless-as-opposed-to-evil (see above), easily offended kooks can post their hilariously earnest protests.
I’m going to cut that an save it in Word.
white privilege? what would happen if someone created a blog called “stuff black people like”? all the black supremacists would be freakin out about that, i mean, what’s up with the double standard in society
Congratulations! Stuffwhitepeoplelike is absolutely hilarious. Looking forward to the book.
neanderthalesque
LOL!!!
You mean like Henry Kissinger? Barbara Streisand? Ari Fleischer?
LOL!!!
Complete inbreds.
PS ratty, you are most definitely the wrong kind of White person. The type that never usually ever has a family.
From NY Times: “The site’s satire does not hit the scathing heights of irony, but wallows in the simple scorched-earth attack of snarkiness, said Jon Winokur, the author of “The Big Book of Irony.””
jealousy!!
Mazel Tov!
how do you know I’m white? maybe i’m a half-black, half-mexican, jewish, communist lesbian who practices wicca. (alas, only one of those things is true…) oh, and I totally have a kid! so, no worries, i am breeding and passing on my virulent opposition to nazi fuckheads to the next generation. i give you assholes maybe two more generations before you are a pathetic footnote in seldom-read history books.
lesbian jewish kisses!
ratty
You’ll probably be waiting for a while. White people always get book deals for stuff like this.
Congratulations but I’m not surprised. White people always get book deals for stuff they were just doing any how. I guess it reinforces the idea that success attracts success. Run with it – and teach us non-white people how.
OH MY GOD THEY TOTALLY WILL.
@ Deacon – unfortunately I have been sent links to this blog ad naseum by a couple of friends who think it is great. So on behalf of them, I gave it a read. I think the blog content is mostly a poor imitiation, or attempt at tribute, of shows like Seinfeld and the Daily Show, and the comments lauding the site represent a facet of culture in the US that I think is understandable, but mostly sad.
I notice you immediately thought I was suggesting that folks should be out building houses for Habitat or something. Exactly not my point – I meant to simply get out – go play with you kid, get some fresh air, walk to the corner, anything to get away from your computer. Or, sure, go work for Habitat, or get involved with something worthwhile, whatever it is.
Blogging and bloggers are a lot like AM radio call-in shows – everyone wants their opinion on so many mundane and idiotic topics to be heard and also validated by the public. It is the similiar sentiment behind the popularity of the reality TV show, and before that the Geraldo/Springer TV show format. ‘Regular’ people get their 15 minutes – so erveryone else should too.
It speaks to the measure of the lack of empowerment and connection that most people feel in a techno-crazy culture. I also think these feelings are what drive most ‘white’ people referenced in the blog topics to grab on and get so involved in the trends or fads that are parodied in the blog. Because we all want to belong and have some common group and lexicon to call our own and be validated by, we are sucked into many of these very superficial ideas. I’m not sure, but I think that qualifies as ironic.
I just don’t think the way to correct that feeling is through the pettiness and ‘snarkiness’ of this blog. Hey, this is a capitalistic country, and surely if Ann Coulter deserves a book deal, then these guys do to. She’s not very funny or talented, and I don’t think these guys are either.
Snarkiness rulez!!!!
Biatchez!!!!
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Yay Congratulations! Read about it this weekend, well done…and good luck too, it’s gonna be hard going coming up with new material. I will buy the book, I’m a believer!
Steve Jones : “Because we all want to belong and have some common group and lexicon to call our own and be validated by, we are sucked into many of these very superficial ideas.”
So, what the hell’s wrong with that? The survival of humanity is based on ‘belonging’, and feeling validated. And when it doesn’t work out we commit suicide. Do us all a favor.
Goat – you should start a blog
G, if you feel validated by the ideas and sentiments in this blog, I feel sorry for you.
Sounds good… Congratulations! 🙂
I suppose my blog could never snag me a book deal because I never really stick to one topic… 😀
Ummm…white people like nun’s who blog. Sister Mary at celebrityprayerlist is probably the funniest thing I have read…well, ever.
I can’t wait for this book! Congratulations Clander!
I doubt you are truthful.
If you do have a kid, expect them to reject your line-of-thinking . Most people have brains and basic instinct, which you seem to lack.
This needed saying.
Takes that don’t suck.
That is what turns blogs into books!
Thanks for making me LMAO.
I think it’s funny how defensive white people get when reading these. I’m white, and not only do I think these are hilarious, but they are pretty spot on.
Two things: The blog should be called “Stuff Liberal Urban White People Like.” I do enjoy alot of this stuff, but I’m from Arkansas and liking most of these things would get you an “ass whoopin” in the small town I grew up in.
I propose the name change or I may quit reading the blog.
The fad is played out – after people in Arkansas start reading the blog – this fad is over! Toast.
The next thing to be seen is Stuff White People Like – sponsored by IKEA.
Doooph – I mean sponsored by Target – holy crap. My post was prophetic and pathetic. Oh, the irony
Am I to believe that you ‘pooped’ your pants 92 times in 71 minutes on March 28, 2008?
You faggots from Toronto think you are so smart. Another two lazy Internet n’oer do wells who are too fucking lazy to work real jobs.I bet you have a lot of friends who are actors too.
That redheaded freak in the story above is sure butt ugly. Your Mom should have aborted you. I’ll bet you don’t get any pussy whatsoever, probably like hard dick up the shoot uh ?
I didn’t say I still lived there schmuck. And don’t you idiots know that it’s April Fool’s Day?
It’s april fools day on you, arkie
When your book arrives at Walmart, make sure they put
it right next to the Slim-Jims so the “wrong kind of white people” can find it!
Man, you’re blowin’ white national security!!!
In the meantime allow me to level the playing-field with this site:
http://stuffebplike.com/
You ever seen Deliv’rance boy?
I don’t self identify as an Arkie. I’ve lived all throughout the country and I’ve been in Austria (on the list somewhere) the last few years finishing grad school.
I won’t believe that Target acquired the blog until it’s been independently verified.
It’s in the “Puss-ass fag God hatin’ Democrats” section in the Wal-Mart next the the “Intelligent Design” Museum.
ps To those in PA: Hilary Clinton sat on the Wal-Mart corporate board for a loooong time.
congratulations dude, you came up. yeow, white people aint the only ones who like book deals yo. hook a brotha up.
http://str8nyc.com/2008/03/13/spotlight-black-passenger-yellow-cabs/
Hey, Christian…Kudos on the book deal. I read about it in the Times and at first I was griping about it, but then I decided to actually read the blog and of course it’s funny and you can actually write, and we should all be happy when a fellow writer gets to make a few bucks because it holds out hope that the rest of us might someday get to do it. So enjoy it.
And you know what else white people love? Mystery novels! We like to think we can solve the mystery because we’re all so much smarter, and because we do crossword puzzles.
http://www.kathiwrites.com
If you make Oprah’s book club, please decline
congrats.
congratulations! i can’t wait for the book to come out!
Um, yes. Congrats on a book that divides human beings more and more. Oh but it’s worth it for some laughs and most importantly…money.
OMG are you guys white…!?
Sure, I get it. Talking about ‘chinese’ is celebrating diversity. Talking about ‘whites: is “racist”!! Oh, sure!!!
Loser.
If you are White, I feel sorry that you are so utterly uneducated.
Maybe illiterates like you can’t read, but those of us that have families, have children, etc. are not going to take bullshit from losers.
White people are far more like me, than you, and you damn well know it.
Nobody listens to lonely, depressed dupes like you. Maybe someday, when you evolve, you will understand this basic fact.
i think it’s more impressive for white people to get offered a book deal but turn it down because they don’t want to become commercial. you gotta stick it to the man and i guess turning down book deals does this somehow?
http://aaronnovak.com/
Uh… I worked in a gay church packed every Sunday for 9 years, and they most definitely didn’t hate Christians since they ARE Christians, What a moronic generalization!
My brother is gay, and his friends have been great to me… kind, generous, humorous and gifted people.
Have you seen the “Readers Also Browsed” for this book?
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Oh, the Places You’ll Go! by Dr. Seuss
Cracking the MCAT CBT, 2nd Edition by The Princeton Review
The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown
Nuts! by Kevin Freiberg
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you’re welcome! and good work. keep em coming.
FUCK YOU CHRISTIAN! THIS WEBSITE ONLY REINFORCES MY NATURAL URGE TO PUNCH HIPSTERS IN THE FACE!
Congratulations on your book deal. Obviously well deserved. I just recently found this site. I found it by trying to find things white people don’t like. What an amazing turn of events. I had no idea White People liked so many things.
-tgs-
Barack Obama got a pretty good book deal. So did Oprah.
I’m white and I prefer books about porn.
And magazines and videos and inflateable stuff.
you’re welcome
Does the Stuff White People Like include things like
Truth, Equality, and Justice?
http://www.survival-international.org
you rock!!!
Christian, from one white guy to another, you are my hero. Whiteness!
Doh, I pooped my pants
Okay, I am much too lazy to read up to see if this has been pointed out already, but it is so completely fitting that the book most commonly viewed by people who also viewed the SWPL listing is “The American Heart Association Low-Salt Cookbook, 3rd Edition.” Well done, Random House.
While I love the spirit and purpose of this blog, as a person from a poor white background it also confirms to me that poor white people are invisible–that we are simply not supposed to exist and that middle and upper-class white people would like to ignore our existence too. White people are supposed to have money and if they don’t, what losers they must be! We usually only talk about class in America in two ways: as a double whammy that members of racial minorities experience or in terms of the shrinking middle class when the politicians want to get elected.
While I escaped poverty, I haven’t forgotten my people and I’d like to point out that there are more poor white people than any other group experiencing poverty. I would love to see a post about poor white people. Yes it runs contrary to your point about white privilege (though a poor white person has less to suffer from than a poor black person, for sure) but there are some important points that can be made.
Poor people in poverty have more in common with each other, despite racial or ethnic background, than they do with members of their race or ethnicity who aren’t poor. Poverty has a similar effect on them and their communities, in other words. Hope leaches out and despair takes over, and crimes and vandalism are the result. While a poor black person fears to “act white” by taking education seriously, a poor white person is treated like a snob if they do, putting on airs or getting above themselves. Once a poor white or black person gets a college degree, they will never fit in with their community again. Oh, they might be welcomed and their achievement might be appreciated, but they will be set apart from their peers.
If one has never seen a member of one’s family escape poverty, then it becomes impossible to imagine doing so one’s self. An immigrant comes to American filled with the highly publicized myth that anyone in America can become wealthy, and sets about making that happen. Immigrants band together and help fund each others’ businesses.
Poor Americans are so used to never seeing anyone escape or get ahead, to seeing dreams shattered by violence or theft, that they are defeated by their learned helplessness before they even try.
I was lucky that I had a family who read, that I had an above-average IQ, that teachers encouraged me, and that my own mother went back to school for her AA degree, getting me used to the idea that I could attend college. Others aren’t that fortunate.
Congratulations on the book deal and I hope you can find a way to describe what poor white people like: food, shelter, a running car, and maybe a shot at getting out of poverty.
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http://www.Shop-Luscious.com
mann… white people love giving white people book deals for whatever the hell they want to write about!
Dear Mr. Lander break bread plz. Don’t white people Like sharing so I expect an assist with my broken funds.
http://aniggaincyberspace.com/2008/04/11/black-nerd-revolution/
Poor people like money.
http://www.poorpeoplelikepizza.blogspot.com
I WAS RIGHT YOU WERE WRONG. I foresaw that it was an April Fool’s Day joke (putting in Apr 1 would be too obvious). That’s why I have a professional career and you live at your parent’s house.
Oh God I feel so powerful.
Somebody fight me.
Bevis you really are a butthead!!! Get back to the counter at 7-11 where you work the night shift thinking about how much you would like to be the RKOWP.
LOL…Amen!
TAPATI – here is the first one for your “stuff poor white people like”: Bitching and whining about the fact that they are poor and overlooked by rich white people. Get over it.
And after the dust settles, only happyjack remains.
With the Stuff White People Like blog officially slain, it’s time for me to move on to more challenging prey. Perhaps I’ll meet some of you on my next target.
Stuff White People Like died on April 17th, 2008. RIP.
that is too cool for school! congrats!
http://www.artgonewrong.blogspot.com
Congrats on what? Writing a crappy blog?
Some people will truly be happy for your success, others will be jealous….I say, take it all in stride. It really has nothing to do with you. As I wrote in my blog:
http://itsallmaya.com/uncategorized/stuff-white-people-like-fate-or-free-will/
All the best!
Suze, when you write (re: your housekeeper) “I always rush to clean up the house before she gets here”, allow me to let you in on a secret tactic that other white people are adopting.
Get a housekeeper for the housekeeper. I now have a very nice Ethiopian girl come in twice a week to clean the house before my regular housekeeper (an excellent older Gautemalan lady) comes in for the full house-cleaning.
Now I get to enjoy a house that is always either (a) clean, or (b) clean enough to be ready-to-clean.
That’s how I would recommend you do it.
Speaking of stuff white people like, I clicked over to see the info on the upcoming book and what do I see?
Readers who browsed your listing also browsed…
Cracking the GRE.
Of course. White people like to go to grad school…or at least get in and look down on others who didn’t…:)
I’m not surprised you got a book deal. There is a long list of anti-liberal/ anti-intellectual screed published by mouth-breathing Republicans such as Limbaugh and Coulter.
Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame.
Congratulations on the book deal! You absolutely deserve it, you insightful man. I love you and your blog. If you ever wanna get married I’m available and only slightly a White Person.
Huh. Is Christian on myspace? I think he might be… Christian if you manage to read all the way down here to the end of this column… are you on myspace?
The writer’s of this post and blog are racist and uneducated young white guys. They (you) are under hard surveillance from the council. They shouldn’t throw around insults without backing or meaning. From their comfortable, parent-funded lives, they joke about subjects that are no joking matter. Everyone that reads this discriminating blog should be ashamed of themselves. Please do yourself, and everyone a favor and go to http://wordpress.com/complaints/
and flag this blog as a racist black hole on the web.
None of us need this site here!
These guys do not need to have their voice heard. They do not have a right to speak for a race, or compare their race to anyone elses!!
Please help stop this blog from spreading the disease that they so playfully toy with and hurt emotions!
Complain:
http://wordpress.com/complaints/
Congratulations!
I just got a book deal! Its a boy meets hamster story, its base in San Fran, Castro street, a must read for all whites. What happens when a hamster is in your ass, stays in your ass.
Of course — white people invented the printing press … before that you could make the New York Times bestseller list by selling, like, seven papyrus scrolls.
My gay BFFs and I CANNOT wait for the audio version of your book! We HATE reading, but we LOVE it when someone reads to us.
http://www.whywelovethegays.com
My gay BFFs and I are thrilled to hear about the book. Not so much Ben pooping his pants. whywelovethegays.com
I do believe Henry Blanco is messin with us, and that his posting is satire.
wow- you’re a moron.
jews are a constantly targeted people, who are scapegoated to make up for the flaws in society. cant lend money due to your religion? well, lets borrow it from the jews and not pay it back and instead try to kill them. thats the origin of the cheap and greedy myth.
as for israel- my god, please, please, please read about a subject before you comment. too many reasons to point out to you.
the christian right doesnt respect us- they just want to help bring about the rapture, and israel is key to that.
liberals hate us because they favor any so-called oppressed underdog, regardless of the situation or facts.
plus- you do realize that maimonides was a jew?
Manifest destiny. White people also loves twinkies and vice versa. Welcome to the revolution!
Must… exterminate… anti-Semite. EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EXTERRRRMINATE! EXTERMINAAATTEEE!
Anyone who doesn’t get the joke isn’t a proper white person. All proper white people have watched enough British TV to know what’s gonna shoot you when it shouts “EXTERMINATE!”.
LOL, you’re the exact reason we hate white people so much. That and their godawful cooking. White people can’t cook for shit, that’s why they have to go to crappy French and Asian Fusion (WTF is that, anyway?) restaurants to get their food.
Yours sincerely,
THE JEWS
Damn right we’re not White, and we love what we are. Too bad for you that the white-ass founders of the white-ass USA *decided* to make it a multi-ethnic society that would allow *us* free roam. Too bad for your bigoted ass, too good for America.
I mean, you might have missed it, but America became the most powerful, greatest country on Earth (back when it was) on the backs of “non-White” immigrants, particularly Jewish ones. This was, of course, back when immigration was legal and used for something other than depressing the prevailing wages of hard-working Americans, but still.
Congratulations whitey. You take things way too fucking seriously. It’s a satire of the fact that white, middle-class progressive Americans continually try to replace their own culture with a synthetic one that they think is somehow “better”.
In the meantime, the rest of us just get on with our lives, and laugh.
We especially laugh at the horrendous racists and bigots that come out to comment on this blog.
Awesome. Your site is too funny and really smart..
All people like when their dreams come true. Godspeed, Lander. You deserve it.
This blog deserved the book deal. It really stands out as brilliant writing. Congrats.
http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/
That looks like my brother with my hairstyle pre-Army enlistment. Of course, he’s never had a Jew fro like me.
Very few of the post so far have been true for me. I can’t be the only one.
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I mean…White people LOVE BOXING as well. I found this hilarious boxing video and I bet you anything that any white person who watches this (probably other races as well) would enjoy this video! Especially the woman’s reaction afterwards.
Check it out:
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There’s a book about this, too?
Oh where can I possibly obtain it??
that’s weird, i randomly came across this website and now i see that i went to the same high school as the guy in this picture.
i think it’s the dude who writes this blog!
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seriously hoping that is some kind of inside joke.
I just aborted a baby in your name
White people certainly do not like cargo shorts…
they almost killed Abraham Lincoln!
http://lincolnsaysuncool.wordpress.com/2009/07/26/lincoln-says-uncool-cargo-shorts/
hhhmmm, you demonstrating the popular stereotype of white people are literates and every other race doesn’t? I thought blogs are dominated by east Asians, like nearly all the forums I belonged to have staff either from an Asian country or if American, of Chinese or other Asian descent.+
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You have a small weewee don’t you
Oh little boys, there so cool. I hope they frost my face again tonight. I am such a boy toy whore.
put big cock love in my mouth…
yoink!
and can you put it in my mouth?
you are an embarrassment to us , you are the reason why every time we want to do something for ourselves people think we are being racist because of ignorant people like you who can turn a fun culturally homogeneous blog like this one into a hate fest and dont say you weren’t being offensive cause you could have use honkey but you are just a dumb ass loser!!!
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i can create you, i can destroy you, i can turn into something that nothing in god’s creation can withstand.
A true standard in comedy blogging.
Another great site is http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
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I just saw the ‘about’ video. Awesome and congratulations. On the other hand I read some of the comments posted by fellow readers of the blog and cringe. Strange world.
If only I had a quarter for every time I came to stuffwhitepeoplelike.com… Incredible article.
Christian… It is Edward Norton your brother?
I think Christian Lander actually does have a quarter for every time you came to stuffwhitepeoplelike.com..
Sam here…”If only I had a quarter for every time I came to stuffwhitepeoplelike.com… Incredible article.
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And I thought I was an original. I am so white. Very funny!
How many threads do you need to spam this on?
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and I must say, it’s just as funny!!
White people, well all people, also enjoy http://www.NakedHipster.com. Mainly because the girls are hot and don’t have clothes on. Usually those two things go well together. You know, the hotness and the nakedness.
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