Television is one of the keys to a white person’s heart. A proper reference to Arrested Development or the lending of a Wire Season on DVD are considered two of the easiest and most cost effective ways of getting a white person to like you. But with both of those shows off the air, their utility is being quickly depleted. Thankfully, there is Mad Men.
Mad Men is a TV show on cable with low ratings, multiple awards, critical praise, and full seasons available on DVD. It’s no surprise white people love it. And while you could apply the previously mentioned techniques to gain white friendship, Mad Men has an entirely new world of possibilities.
The show is set in 1960 and features meticulous art direction that strives to make the show as historically accurate as possible. This veracity makes the show especially vulnerable to one of white people’s favorite activities on earth: finding mistakes. And as is always the case with white people, the harder someone strives for accuracy, the happier a white person is to prove them wrong.
“Oh yeah, it’s a great show don’t get me wrong. But you think at least one person would have know than those IBM Selectric type writers didn’t come out until 1961. I mean, it’s so obvious.”
But it is not recommended that you start searching for mistakes on the show. Doing so would require a massive amount of time spent on the internet. Also, if you point out errors that other white people missed they might be intimidated by you.
Instead, the best way to use Mad Men is to suggest or host a themed party.
When you say the words “we should have a Mad Men party,” white people will immediately latch onto the idea and begin planning. By the end of the day, they will have picked proper attire and emailed you a drink and hors d’oeuvre menu. In the days and weeks leading up to the party white people will be thinking of clever ways to make it more authentic.
Remember parties are fun, historically accurate themed parties are legendary.
During the actual event you should constantly mention how much people used to smoke and drink back then. A few white people will lament the days when they could smoke anywhere, then another white person will say something about cancer and it will get awkward. At this point you should try to steer the conversation back to cocktails and how good everyone looks.
The party should essentially run itself, however, you can severely curtail the amount of fun by saying: “I’m glad this isn’t really 1960 or else I’d be serving all of you.”
White people often find truth to be very depressing at theme parties.
Stuff White People Like 
I couldn’t get into Mad Men – I’m all about Big Love!
And he’s right about Arrested Development. The AD movie better happen or white people will never come out of their mourning
It’s ironic, of course, because the society of Mad Men contains pretty much everything that white people hate. Maybe their love of the show is an act of collective masochism, or maybe they enjoy looking down on the characters.
Mad Men never interest me at all. AD is amusing but not THAT amusing. I highly suggest “Top Gear” or a big apple pie to whittle the hours away.
Lol. Brillant.
Great performance at Brown btw Christian. Keep knockin’ em out.
“I’m glad this isn’t really 1960 or else I’d be serving all of you.”
-lol
Hmm. I thought this one was lame. It’s just rehashed stuff. The only part that made me smile was the smoking bit. And I don’t even get the second to last paragraph.
hahaha nce nicies. this show is great.
I grew up in the suburbs of NYC in the early 1960s and many of my friends’ and acquaintances’ fathers were Mad Men. They dressed extra-sharp, not like investment bankers, and were onto the latest fads before any one else had ever heard of them. Martinis for lunch, scotch on the train bar car coming home at night. They drove themselves to the commuter rail station in cute sportscars like TR-3s or Jaguars and our high school parking lot was full of these vehicles which the lucky kids of Mad Men got to drive. Life was good — and fun — for these folks back then. Sports like golf and sailing were big then, cuz you were allowed to use the country clubs and yacht clubs for business entertaining, which was considered tax-deductible. All was well with the world.
I was taught at the School of Journalism that every white person, no matter how intellectual they are, think they are, or want to appear (delete as applicable), likes at least ONE form of mass culture, i.e. the low-intellectual-quality programming. Looks like Mad Men is an answer to this concept. White people can say they like it, they look like they enjoy “TV shows” but they keep their reputation of Moleskine notebook people. See previous post 🙂
A well-timed reference to a “chip-n-dip” can do wonders, as well. Or to say someone was running the meeting Draper-style.
In offices, lamenting the lack of scotch in the desk drawer might be better served than lamenting the lack of cigarettes.
Never watched either show; didn’t enjoy the 60s either. Must be ‘off-white’.
Do you all think a nice drinking game could be made from drinking every time a MM character does? Or every time you spot chauvinism?
🙂
YFND
Never heard of the show…but that’s because I don’t have cable.
Sorry, I like (love) Mad Men, and I’m a card carrying’ Black Man…
Yeah! What is it with this show? All my friends are watching it and I don’t understand. Maybe I’m not white-enough.
~ Katie
http://www.marriageconfessions.wordpress.com
Never heard of it…
i hate that stupid show
I’ve heard of Mad Men way too often to count, but I’ve never seen it because I’m the whitest of whities: I don’t watch T.V., and relish telling people this with a morally superior tone.
Too funny Christian, especially the bit at the end about having to serve everyone.
Aawwwwwww shit
this had a lot of potential but this wasn’t funny at all.
I do love Mad Men, but it isn’t “white people” who pick apart art direction mistakes, it film nerds.
As a white person, I am sick to death of hearing about Mad Men and how OMGSOGOOOOOOOOD it is. It just freaks me the hell out.
Weak entry. White people love the show because it harkens back to simpler times: sex at work, booze at work, blatant sexism at work, peeing one’s leg at work, ditching a dog on the streets of New York at work and littering. White people can pat themselves on the back and think how far they’ve come, or how far they have fallen. Mad Men works on many levels for Whitey. I have the wrong friends as anyone who would have a theme party like this would be slapped and mocked. Sports parties are better anyway.
There is a difference?
Umm… doesn’t this contradict a previous “stuff white people like” post which insisted that the right kind of white people don’t own televisions?
… which in turn would make it rather difficult to watch “Mad Men” or anything else.
Never heard of the show..
i laughed out loud at the title of this post, expecting a good one, but was left dissapointed
I have literally just finished watching an episode before logging on here. But I have to say that if you want to go obscure then Say you like Breaking Bad, because that has even lower rating than MM, and the Dad from Malcolm in the Middle.
This might be the weakest entry on here so far. Not a big deal or anything considering this is the 123rd, but yeah. . .
WRONG!!! You watch the DVDs on your iBook.
White people find truth to be depressing in general (look at one of the ultimate white cities, Seattle, and Portland has a high depression rate in spite of gentrification, Whole Foods, bicycles, etc.)
Breaking Bad is a great show!
You’re obviously running out of ideas … this is even more lame than your sea salt piece. Follow Sasha Baron Cohen’s lead and give up while you’re ahead. You’re becoming a parody of yourself. I mean, how white is that?
This site doesn’t seem “white specific” to me at all ??
Confused
I happen to be white and this list is perplexing half the time and the other half while I kind of get it — it doesn’t seem white to me. The guy running this site must be thinking of a segment of yellow people, red people, white people, black people, and brown people certainly not white people alone. Unless I’m on crack.
I like coke better than coffee but I like coffee so am I non-white?
TV shows are sometimes ok to watch but what the hell show are you on about here?
Cartoons rock but is that cause I’m white or cause I’m mike and I like cartoons?
I’m a typical guy and I guess I’m a rude person because I want to tell the writer that this list is funny but not race specific.
So I disagree and more importantly I am perplexed that anyone buys this or that this site is popular. The writer is good and entertaining don’t get me wrong, but not near enough insight or truth here to validate.
Question
Writer, are you making fun of rich people or powerful-whatever- type-people and you’re just using white is just code for that (cause they happen to be the powerful ones in general)? or do you really mean this stuff to define anglo-saxon white skinned folks (if so than what about the majority of white dudes like me that find this confusing and weird?)
I can give you a list of things I like and you can really see what a normal white person likes if you want – I happen to be unemployed and have way too much time on my hands so I could help you out if you like.
Answer my comment and I can start posting my list here if your interest?
later man,
mike
Dear Mike-
Please see entry #56 on lawyers, specifically “over analysis.”
This is a blog, meant for entertainment alone.
It seems that this particular blog does not please you. Look around, the internet is a big place. I’m certain you’ll find some other ones that align with your views.
-Trane
“Oh yeah, it’s a great show don’t get me wrong. But you think at least one person would have know than those IBM Selectric type writers didn’t come out until 1961. I mean, it’s so obvious.”
I think you meant “have known”.
My favorite activity on earth.
What was once mildly amusing has turned into a true garbage disposal of would-be humor. This site, this conceit, promised modest laughs in a tight context. Now the content is flailing, pathetic, and thankfully close to out-of-business.
You’re the wrong kind of white people.
This is a stretch. How about, “having a lot of time on their hands” or “being childless?”
White People” claim not to own/watch tv because so much of the schlock on their is designed/marketed to the wrong kind of white people”. However, “Mad Men” is one of those rare shows that rises above the pedantic antics of “Reba” and Reality TV to provide high quality, entertainment that mixes social commentary with gorgeous visuals and tight storytelling, as so many of the shows beloved of white people do.
That said, I was hoping for a better post about Mad Men. Not one crack about the way white people use mad men to talk of the good old days when you could smoke and drink at work, without mentioning the sexism encountered by the female employees (though that is a part of the show) or the rather insufficient/nominal/glossed over way that the show addresses the entrenched, institutionalized racism in of the early 60s (Betty’s relationship with her maid/nanny, Paul’s attempted civil rights activism as a way to get in the pants of an earnest black woman), or the fact that the audiance by and large doesn’t see the irony of idolizing characters who create the very ad base consumer culture that they decry.
But I love mad men. I love it so much that after the first season I found a bunch of DIY pencil skirt patterns, and sewed myself half a Joan inspired wardrobe that is totally impractical for the climate I live in and the lifestyle I lead. I watch the show with a glass of wine, and pretend to smoke a pencil or carrot or whatever other cigarette-shaped object is handy while watching. I particularly love the show because I have close family members who work in advertising, and its fun to watch the birth of their business. And as a 20th century history major I love sinking into a world that is so detailed and accurate as the one portrayed on the show.
I thought this was funny – and love this site. (Am white) too. My take on the site, and I know this is oversimplifying the humor, is that this is pokin’ a little light fun at always-pretentious, frequently-liberal, and yes mostly white people. (I mean, moleskine notebooks? That sendup was pretty damn funny…) A bit of overgeneralization is what helps keep it funny. No worries. Just enjoy the humor where you like it. If you don’t, well, no problem – to each his own.
This is ridiculous. I waited three weeks to get this crappy entry. There have been so many suggestions offered about the next thing to put up. Yet none of them were taken. Do you make it a point NOT to take them? To show off your supposed ingenuity and originality?
BETTER THINGS:
THEMED PARTIES
DENYING ONE’S WHITENESS
TRUST FUNDS
PROTESTING
CIGARETTES & COFFEE
B/W PHOTOS, SEPIA TONED – INANIMATE OBJECTS
OBSCURE PHILOSOPHERS
THERMOS
CHAI TEA, BLACK TEA, GREEN TEA, COMPLEX FLAVORED TEA
GENTRIFYING NEIGHBORHOODS
GRASSROOTS ORGANIZATIONS
Sexy Librarians. This “Mad Men” Post reminded me that white people fucking love sexy librarians, or women who dress like them. Women in pencil skirts and glasses who earnestly like books.
As a woman who wears glasses, and for whom pencil skirts are the most flattering skirt option I run into this stereotype all the time, which is odd for me because I’m Spanish, and associate the glasses-straight or narrow skirt-cardigan look that I often rock with grannies and old church ladies. But apparently if you put the clothes that the granny in “Volver” wore on a 20something you get sexy librarian. Just a thought.
Love Mad Men, btw.
Never heard of this one… I guess my father was right, I’m not really white, I’m half Sicilian. Tell that to my pasty skin!
Mike,
“Stuff White People Like” is a collection of self-parodying essays focused on the socio-economic behavior of the educated, upper middle class.
As you pointed out, not all “white people” behave this way; the people who DO fit the “SWPL” behavior patterns are not always white. SWPL points out the almost subculture of the advantaged-yet-not-overly-privileged.
That’s my own take on the site, anyhow.
Miss Holloway
Who happens to have “Mad Men” and “Arrested Development” as her two favorite TV shows on Facebook.
I’ve never seen it, but I wonder if Mad Men features any of these: http://thismayconcernyou.com/2009/03/11/28-boycotts/
I mean, boycotts were chic in the 60s right?
This list needs crystal meth and trucker hats!!!!!!
I hate that this website always pins me down to the stereotype. I love MadMen, but I’ve only seen the first season (on DVD) because I don’t own a TV…
Haven’t seen the show but I’m gonna check it out.
http://IGotConverse.com
wrong type of white people. (u must be new here…)
Oh man you nailed it. Forget the haters on here who don’t get it. Two hours before checking this website I was literally downloading the entire first season of this show.
Thank you for continually making me feel unoriginal.
Mike thinks he’s ‘normal’. LMAO
aren’t all film nerds white?
Wow! White people sure do love playing television based drinking games…….
Nifty!
Never heard of the show, but that’s understandable, since I’m the wrong kind of White. However, you do know that the right kind of White won’t like this series next year, right? So instead of risking dating yourself, just say “completely obscure blah-dedee-blah blah T.V. shows that are fully available on DVD.” Unless you’ve already said that … which you might have. … At best, Mad Men is just an example of a combination of things you’ve already pointed out in past posts.
I wonder if the Right Kind of White like camping. If so, what specific kind of camping.
Good luck in your future entries. I do enjoy this site, getting a peek at the likes of the richer-and-more-liberal.
I’ve never seen it. And I’m as white as it gets….or am I?
I’m running out of clever ways to plug my blog. Just visit it.
http://yeahrightradio.com/
A gentleman would never categorize the things white people like.
http://www.neverdrivesinnevada.blogspot.com
Good one!
I thought the right kind of white people eschewed TV?
FUSST, (Funny you should say that)
I am Black and I just got my The Wire seasons 3-4 back from a friend who’s a missionary living over seas.
And you know why I got it back?
Because he’s White!
LOL
Love the blog man!!!
Uhoh, I’m stereotypical. And I hardly watch any TV but I do love “Mad Men.” However, the season was really short and it’s over now, so why are we talking about it? “Breaking Bad” is what’s on in its time slot now. I think White People like it, too, cuz it’s critically acclaimed and offbeat also and you just feel cool watching it.
I do wish I could drink at the office, though, like all the Whites on “Mad Men.” It sure would make the day go a lot smoother and faster.
*** MINOR SEASON 1 SPOILER ***
This show is overrated. They focus on the sexism, racism, excessive smoking and drinking, and differences in sexuality to the point where it detracts from the plot. A good example of this is the episode where Joan found out that her roommate was gay. This minor plot point served absolutely no purpose other than to reinforce theme of “OMG THINGS WERE SO DIFFERENT IN THE 1960S!” The writers could have edited out all the parts revolving this particular story and the audience wouldn’t have missed a damn thing. In fact, the same criticism applies to the other prominent gay character on that show. His character is one-dimensional and only exists to remind the viewer that gay men had to stay in the closet back then. It’s mediocre writing that relies entirely too much on shock value.
You just had to make me feel bad about liking the Wire, didn’t you?
i’m half black and yea, never seen this show, but i’ve wanted to haha
haha mine too!
Goshhh…. Mad Men and The Wire really are my favourites tv shows, ever…. how could they not be? just watch them and you’ll understand why and how America works on itself. these shows are the equivalent to a classic and clever movie script but also very raw and sharp, one have to be a little open mind to the criticism and learn with that but for some reason it has low audiences which really is a pity for shows with this quality.
Proper White People are like ‘WTF is the Mad Men?’, because we gave up the teevee in 1996, finding the in-your-face political correctness to be unbearable. People in the industry concede that television is a female medium these days anyway, geared toward brain dead women in search of drama and shoes.
Nevertheless, the reviews of this show intrigue me – you know how we PWP feel about pre-1964 days – so I downloaded some episodes last night and shall give them a watch today. After work – private sector, manly work, which I obtained with my freakish ability to reason and think, not with affirmative action and a McDiploma in Rec Studies – I’ll give it a watch.
“I’m glad this isn’t really 1960 or else I’d be serving all of you.”
Yes, 2009 is much better, what with the federal treasury bankrupted to buy houses for brown and black people, race quotas in the work place, 35,000 reported black-on-white rapes per year, the Crips and Bloods, a media too frightened to criticize a black president, and the black sense of entitlement that started with Rev. King’s declaration that he arrived in Washington to “cash a cheque”.
Take a look at pictures of black people in 1960 – well dressed, respectful. Can’t say the same today. Interracial violence and crime are orders of magnitude greater today than they were then. We have far less freedom to talk about race than we did in 1960.
Speaking of finding mistakes (q.v. #99, Grammar), “The party should essentially run itself, however, you can severely curtail the amount of fun….” should have a semicolon, thus: “The party should essentially run itself; however, you can severely curtail the amount of fun….”
(Disclaimer: I am only half-white.)
I’m…torn over whether this is an elaborate parody to create unrest or honest bigotry…Hmm, its so close, it could go either way. The first two paragraphs, say, “I’m mocking white male supremists” but the bottom two are uncomfortably specific.
Kudos to throwing off my troll detector.
OK, I watched 90 seconds of the first episode, that was enough.
It depicts 1960 America as a racist and sexist shithole where white suits trick black people into smoking, among other things.
Fuck. It’s like they try to jam maximum political correctness into every nanosecond of anything coming out of Hollywood. A perfect example of why young people hate old people – based on the movies and music they access they think that people who lived back then were unenlightened bigots, bar none.
Blood libel. Hollywood’s depiction of white America pre-1964 constitutes a blood libel against the white man, every movie and video packed with more hatred than anything Der Sturmer ever managed.
You’re just not used to seeing a funny anti-leukophobia activist, so passionate we are (hey, you’d be pissed off too if your people were being exterminated).
Anyway, we’ve read Rules For Radicals, we’re good to go. While the pen is mightier than the sword, the mocking pointed finger accompanied by the effortless smugness that is my English birthright beats the crap out of both.
i don’t know if that has the same effect over here in Britian cos mad men is pretty popular here and plently of white people like it.
And I beleive I am ehat is reffered to as an oreo
I assume, by you mentioning your people, you’re speaking of mine as well, since I am in fact white as the driven snow.
And whether the recessive gene of pale skin pigmentation may or may not become slowly less prominent as increased globalization, immigration and emigration continues, I remain un-pissed off.
The only thing I’d really miss anyway is blue eyes. I wouldn’t mind not blistering every time I stepped into the sun though. Everything else is cultural and historical heritage which evolves and passed down regardless of genetic make up.
I’m wondering though, if you’re so against political correctness, why you’d get so angry and offended by a blog that pokes harmless fun of some new white stereotypes? Or a TV show that points out the racism that was much more prominent back then and also, I’d guess, which you still feel is very legitimate view point today?
Lots of black and asian ect. Comedians poke fun at their own cultural stereotypes too, ones that are often alot more offensive then anything you’d find on here.
LOL!
Cut yourself emo.
fail concern troll is fail
Mshmal, that is such a white comment. (yeah, I misspelled your name). lol.
hahaha so true
See also, “Remember parties are fun, historically accurate theme parties are legendary.” This is an example of a comma splice. Two independent clauses should never be connected by a comma alone.
(I am the whitest guy on the planet!)
I’ve never heard of this show.
Also – none of the posts since Humus have applied to me one bit. Either I’m not as white as I thought or SWPL is running out of material.
And I’m suprised he hasn’t put up Al Gore as something WP like. Al Gore is mega white and white people love him.
Shouldn’t your acronym be “FYSST”?
Hmmm…While Mad Men might be the show of choice for middle-aged American white people, we Canadians prefer a little more wit.
If we wanted to take ourselves back to 1960’s, male dominated, sexist America we would…well…we wouldn’t, because we don’t.
Thank God for Obama…from the assinine comments posted on here, it’s glaringly obvious that white Americans NEED a little spice in their vanilla melting pot.
PS – I am whiter than you and still feel this way.
Do they teach “how to be a bore” in Canadian school systems or what?
hey i love that show.
This post mentioned themed parties, and there has been another on Ugly Sweater Parties. Coffee was the first post, and there have been others on tea and gentrification. Who needs to be original now?
I am a white 30 something and I’ve NEVER heard of the show.
thanks but I’m sure you mean wrong as in “bad” or “stupid” right?
I think I am good, average, and fun at parties though…
yeah the internet’s just great Trane you blow me away with smart advice…wow wish I could have a pint with you! (i’m being sarcastic by the way, give me something essential I can use)
mike
Where’s Canada?
…trying to get a little understanding of his (writer’s) things he’s got going on here and thought i could help straighten things up is all…chicks and dudes thinks Im fun that’s why i claim “normalcy”
Never watched it. Nor has anyone in my family. (all white)
Ok spos I can do that but reading this cause me to have to do so pesky research to understand what he means cause I always wanna “get it”. Plus I thought I could help writer of this site set things straight cause my list is way different and not to show off but i’d bet money my list is more true….but like i said im unemployed right now (i’m stone mason but bricklaying season is slow right now in my parts so not NOT because I’m lazy)…so that’s why I’m here participating.
no worries
mike
Canada is sometimes referred to as North Montana.
ok I’m advantaged cause I’m fit, young, and my back hasn’t laid me out yet, but yeah I can relate to wanting to be privileged…some day hopefully I get privilege.
Heard about this site on radio, I was impressed, than I got here and became perplexed and felt i was missing out on the joke which doesn’t happen to me often but when it does I fell bad.
The show’s on Cable AND has low ratings – this should explain why “no one’s” ever heard of it…..!
Loved this post, especially the “if this were really the 1960s” comment!
I’m interested in this English birthright thing. My ancestors used to all about the orange order (northern irish thing)…is this what you mean?
I’ve always been proud of that but being young I never really seemed to see any others with any pride (like irish-protestants are scum of the earth or something)
i think there was got values there from what my grandma tells me, though the anti-catholic bigotry is something I don’t think is right….I’m getting off track. Anyway, just saying Whitey I think I get you more than this site but need to learn more about what you propose
mike
The first episode of the show was good, then it got so unbearably boring I had to give up after #4.
This is a lame post, but they can’t all be winners.
Hey Author,
When is Blogging gonna be the topic of the next post?
not into Mad Men at all, but i am TOTALLY into Breaking Bad! I love that show. it’s about a smart sad loser of a white guy (named mr. white!!) with a pregnant wife and a son with MS who finds out he has lung cancer (not from smoking, but from working at a lab in Los Alamos). he’s an overeducated underpaid chemistry teacher who chose his life for all the white reasons (ie, jilted by the love of his life in grad school who married his best friend and became super rich and famous with an idea he actually came up with).
but the real hijinx start when he finds out he’s got a couple years to live so he starts cooking meth with a former student…
Yes but it is called “Canadian Literature”:
Gord came in from the cold and brushed the snow off his mackinaw. “It’s cold out”, he said, as he thought to himself how cold it was outside.
They don’t teach the smugness, the small ones sponge it up from the latent smugness of the Canadian populace.
North of 60 was a bad Canadian television show which, PC-wise, made Mad Men look like Girls Gone Wild. If you took a swig every time whitey was portrayed as evil you’d be shitfaced before the first commercial. The Lesbian Indian cop is now a Liberal member of Parliament.
Canada’s Indian reserve system and the government’s parternalistic pandering is straight apartheid that has no place in the 20th century, by the way.
Indian terrorists, taking over land and property while the police watch. No wonder nobody wants to invest in Ontario; would you invest in a place where the Indians can seize your land anytime?
…not I have tho look up what the hell a “molescan” workbook is DANG too funny, the things I do to myself with free tyme!
Almost every entry is like this…maybe I am lazy…too funny can’t wait to tell my pals about this stuff…they think I’m smart and ghai enough as it is cause I have too many interests in goofy things!
Thanks folks for your consideration in giving feed back though!
I’m gonna volunteer this writer of this web site my coles notes list. so here it is pal.
White People like:
1. The RoughRiders (if you are from my province they are an awesom football club). Substitute any Sport Club tho to apply to average white person.
2. Money (the more the better)
3. Poker (cause its fun and you can take money from your friends)
4. Work (cause even though periods of unemployment are kind ok (like I wouldn’t wanna lay bricks or pour concrete in winter anyway), it still drives white people crazy after 6 weeks.
5. Alcohol (beer, wine, cider, wiskey, scotch, gin, ect. White folks like the greatest variety of booze)
6. Space Travel (I think white people are more at home in a space craft)
7. Basements and Garages (tool collections, autos, motor bike, this is kind of a catch all for anything toolish or motorized)
8. Looney Tunes, Simpsons, Family, Fart Jokes (white people love the cartoons)
9. Love to complain about speeding tickets – while white people hate traffic tickets, trust me, (it does NOT feel good to get nailed 3 tymes in a 16 month span just cause cops target mustangs the jerks) it does feel good for white people to complain to wife about it. They would trade anything to get out of paying the ticket but yes complaining bout it help with the pain and conspiracy.
10. The Monarchy / BBQ (my mum’s all about the Monarchy and I just figure the average white person is someone of a fan more than the average brown, red, black, yellow person). Ties with the monarchy though is BQB’s in the summer time. Steak is awesome and so are BQBs.
Ok that is just the tip of the iceberg for me and off the top of my head. I have more ideas and can share them later.
mike
“on cable with low ratings, multiple awards, critical praise, and full seasons available on DVD. It’s no surprise white people love it.”
with that criteria in mind try Breaking Bad (the new season just started on AMC, back episodes on DVD and probably hulu). you’ll be totally addicted. it’s about a nice white guy with a pregnant wife and a teenage kid with MS from the suburbs who finds out he’s dying of cancer, so he becomes a meth-cooking chemist. appropriately, his name is MR. WHITE!
This was an ok post.
To be honest i think their has been a steep decline in the quality and humor in these posts. Whatever happened to funny posts like “recycling” or “food co-ops”.? Those were funny, there are just ok.
Only by Americans who haven’t travelled outside Southern Alberta…:)
GAWD…I rest my point…Idiots.
I’d rather be smug than American…oh, wait…was that smug?
Next ten check it out:
11. Johnny Cash – all races love mister Cash, but hands downe he’s a clear favourite among whites. They love is style, his music and his actics. White folks envy his voice and with could pull off an awesome imitation of him. The average white people would pay 300 bucks to go back in tyme in a hypothetical tyme machine to see him perform back in earlie sixties.
12, water Works – plumbing, toilets, sinks, water, sewage. White people in particular LOVE when pumbing is in order and they really hate when things go wrong in this area. Main sewer line replacement sucks and it is expensive. white people hate that. They love to flush the toilet amd hate it work properly. They like sinks and tooth brushes and for god sake they LOVe when petro stations have clean toilets.
13. pretty news anchors – white people are the most sexist but its a neck-and-neck race race here with brown people. Indian folks rival white here but basically whites are on top here when it comes to loving pretty girls on the news desk. I think attractiveness has nothing to do with making the news more interesting but guess it don’t hurt neither.
14. Socks – white people can be freak’n cheap when it comes to trowing away olde socks. Look carefully when in a room with six or more white men. Guess white chicks don’t count here. Anyway six white guys in a room – you will find one creep with a hole in sock. And yah I’ve been guity. Also white lads age 5-10 don’t pull up their socks either for some reason. You can step on the excess sock and trip them by pushing them.
15. Royal Flush – white people desperately wanna seat a royal flush in their hand. More desperate than you’ll ever know.
16. Olde Spice – Great product, it sells itself really so I don’t wanna sell for them here. On average more white than red or yellow folks have given their dad Olde Spice perfume. I love their underarm stuff but wife wont let me wear inexpensive perfume (has to cost her freak’n over 50 bucks (i suspect even more) which sucks but whatever it lasts long, long tyme and I get it as gift anyhow so ok.
17. Christams or Hannuka – White people love December better than all y’all. You get Santa, you get my favourite Jesus (baby jesus), free booze at work, warmer part of the winter (january and february is colder where I am), presents, christmas shows like Garfield Christamas Special (see cartoons above too), man I can go on here but you get the drill.
18. Long underwear – i’m kinda cheating here cause hannuka & xmas reminded me of cold and reminded my of underwear and reminded me that jah, white folks love the long johns WAY more than black folks, chinese folks, and Mexicans.
19. Kentucky Fried Chicken – White people love the Colonel’s secret recipe. I with I could eat kentucky fried chicken every 3-4 days I shite you not. Black folk might rival whites in this area but for sure white folk beat out Indians, Japenese, Russians, Hawaians, you name it!
20. Ginger Ale / Standard Transmissions – Tie here for spot twenty. Ginger beer fixes white people. They love the spice in the drink. It is not booze but when you are driving in the city makes a great. Equally important to white folks is standard transmission automobiles. White people don’t trust automatic transmissions (on average compared to indians, chinese, american indians). There are some white folks that like automatics but the point here is lots don’t and a freakishly high proportion of the Standard Transmission lovers are white. They love control on the road. The know better when to shift and what gear to be in.
dear Traner – white people don’t give up dude, they make things better like progress and that’s what I need to do, else am just lazy complainer. No I can’t sell out like that.
I read, I learn about you, and stay on this site, make it better, and dang it understand people like you cause man, you guys give me great material. My friends think I’m speaking french when i told them about some of these things I got from here (and we’re all white so should make sense to all of us, that’s what challenging and cool about it).
I’m white and average and you wanna understand what the average white guy is like…you need me to get that… I need you to understand folks that understand this confusing list.
“This was an ok post.
To be honest i think their has been a steep decline in the quality and humor in these posts. Whatever happened to funny posts like “recycling” or “food co-ops”.? Those were funny, there are just ok.”
second
Yes, right after igloos 101 and polar bear care.
From what I understand about the US school system, it is about to undergo some pretty major changes…maybe your standards will soon catch up with ours?
Based on the lack of knowledge shown here…one can only hope.
samuel you’re so right
This one’s dedicated to big bad Traner (hope it pleases). It’s five more things white peoples like:
21. Short bread cookies – Yes chocolate chip cookies are stuff white people like but that ain’t unique to white people. But short bread, dang they good and if you want to impress a white girl, give her short bread cookies. It shows you have good taste and she will love them.
22. Cigarettes – particularly if you are a white frenchman or cowboy. Cigarettes and chewing tobacco are loved my white people. Do not get in the way of a white union worker when he’s having a nic fit. DO SO at your own peril. He will resent you. Let him smoke, he’s a hellova guy and you want the tobbaco addicted brother on your side.
23. Hair Pommade – you can hardly call yourself white and ready for a trip downtown if you don’t have hair pommade or bril cream in your hair. Chinese kids are way more confident than white kids when it comes to pommade. So if you want to make a white kid or adult happy, perhaps let them catch you buying some goop for yourself. They will be impressed.
4. Roller blades / peanut-butter-and-banana-toast sandwhich – we have another tie.
Rollerbalade, this stuff is darn near exclusive to white folk. Go to the park someday and make sure there is a smooth, paved walk way. Sit on a parkbench nearby with a friend who hasn’t read this. Thaen all casual-like say hey wanna make a be? He’ll say sure then say bet you 20 bucks the next roller blader to pass by is a white person. Not only will you make 20 bucks but your friend will be impressed.
Peanut-Butter-Toast-With-Banana-On – This is a white guys delicacy and its a very exclusive eating habit. Blow a white guy outta his socks by offereing to make him this food piece. However, remember, this is a early part of the day type meal. Offer at breakfast or lunch but you will look a little silly perhaps even like a poser to the average white guy if you offer peanut-butter-toast-with-banana-on at supper tyme. It’s not worth the risk of ridicule although I would like it morning, noon, and night.
25. Building dangerous contraptions to save money or to try to creative or just because. For example, white folks love to “build” a table saw out of a simple circular hand saw. Now this is a specific example but just know that its an example to show general white behaviour. My dad did this once. Ingredients included two upside down garbage cans, a circular say, sheet of plywood were to which the circular saw was bolded to, and tabe to hold the trigger down. White dads do this crazy type stuff and they will lose hands fingers ecetera. By prepared when visiting a white person’s shop on the weekend to occational see him building some sort of contraption. look out for his safety and yours. Feel free to give advice but white people can be stubborn so it likely won’t work. Also, Biker Gangs could prolly use their own section but thought it belongs here. White people love biker gangs (even if they fear the members) they dig the bikes and love drinking with bikers.
Love the post
Steve: Your grammar sucks. Really.
Dave: You suck harder for “seconding” that garbage.
The U looks better
Ann, no worries “The Wire” will become a college study course in a couple of years.
Mr or Mrs. Whitey…
Let me guess, you thought you were going to sell your house to a greater fool but waited too late and now you are underwater?
Not to mention your fear of being laid off soon and your sense of self depleated because like soo many white folks (whom I have no problem with) your self worth is all predicated on what you do for a living!
I am not saying Blacks and Browns don’t have issues. We all do! Even You.
Look around the world is changing, you should too!
You’re the idiot. JM is being facetious.
No, just typical for your ilk. And boooooring.
Amen, brotha!
“The party should essentially run itself, however, you can severely curtail the amount of fun by saying: “I’m glad this isn’t really 1960 or else I’d be serving all of you.”
– I never laughed so hard. This is classic stuff. lol
That is precisely why it will soon be off the air. I’m so sick of being preached to by these holier-than thou liberals/progressives/socialists/communists/left-wing fascists about how I should feel and think. How cute that they were able to indoctrinate the youth of this country into being faithful little left-wing automatons. Try free speech now, you’ll get arrested.
“But you think at least one person would have know than those IBM Selectric type writers didn’t come out until 1961.”
WHAT.
Hey author. When is “exotic things” going to be the topic of your post?
Don Draper is my narcissistic, politically incorrect, slightly-repressed anti-hero. I wish my dad was more like him. Thanks for the post.
I went to a Seinfeld party in 1999. I brought Junior Mints. It was easier than bringing a Big Salad.
I nearly fell off my chair 🙂
I have never seen this show, but us white people do like to live in sort of a seperate world when watching shows like this. And there is no room for the truth, it just messes things up.
I really loved mad men!
“Who needs to be original now?”
Need you ask?
White people ~desperately~ need to be original.
You’re losing the passion, man. Wasn’t so convinced by this post.
My white friends love The Wire and Arrested Development and I was pretty much waiting for this one to come around to the ones white people like. Furthermore, only white people could like a show this shitty because white people would like to think that they were once this “stylish,” and that Don Draper is somehow this great character. In fact, this show fails to recognize how these men are mostly tools as most white people still are tools. Not only that, but the acting is horrible: too many gaps between sentences in dialogue (a la that other white person icon: Heroes), bland facial expressions (see any 90’s indie film), and the random placement of cigarettes to try to set the scene even more (see any film of the 90’s trying to be French Noir).
The show sucks and anyone with a brain wouldn’t watch such crap. White people want to think what they watch is realistic just because they like it. The only show on television that shows white people how they really are is Curb Your Enthusiasm. Meanwhile white people rave about how cool it is that there is a gay black mean character on The Wire because they want to believe this is somehow realistic and brave, when in fact they have never met a queer who acted like this and aren’t smart enough to realized that they directors are just seeking a cheap shot at irony. Must be why white people love Boondock Saints so much because of Willem Dafoe’s character.
no way josé.
You can watch Two & a Half Men if you want.
I’m glad you posted this, I’ve been feeling guilt for not being able to get past the 3rd ep. I keep telling myself that I’ll get around to watching the rest of them, but I guess I can finally wash my hands of the show.
I work in Advertising, and if my co-workers were any whiter they’d disappear. None of them talk about Mad Men.
A Mad Men theme party? The satire in most of the posts on this blog are funny because they’re pretty close to truth, or you can think of people that it makes fun of.
This is just plain bad.
I think we agree we’ll find much better uses of our time and we’re not missing anything. Haven’t even thought of this show until I read this post.
and have a happy festivus!!
Hey, I own a vintage IBM Selectric typewriter. Still works great. It even has an extra set of balls – That’s how you typed in different fonts.
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You’re getting sidelined. Get back to the theory, the poetics of high prole consumer affinities. We all know that white people love theory.
And Native Americans. And secret histories. And instrumental pop. There are so many fresh avenues left.
A festivus for the rest of us. Indeed!
You’re forgetting one other reason (us) white folks like Mad Men…the furniture and design. We love us some retro stuff. I take mine a little trashier though.
never heard of or seen Mad Men, but this post still cracked me up 😉
I am not familiar with the show, but as always, the commentary was great.
Anyway, I added you to my blogroll at http://stuffqueerpeopleneedtoknow.wordpress.com/
During the actual event you should constantly mention how much people used to smoke and drink back then. A few white people will lament the days when they could smoke anywhere, then another white person will say something about cancer and it will get awkward. At this point you should try to steer the conversation back to cocktails and how good everyone looks.
This made me LOL so hard, don’t know why!
Seriously? No Don Draper love in the ad firm?
Actually, I think white people like this show because all of the characters are really sleazy. Most white people yearn to be sleazy, but just can’t get up the gumption to do it. The don’t smoke, drink, or sleep around nearly as much as the characters in this show. This show satisfies most white people’s voyeristic tendencies toward bad behavior. Being white people, they know they could never act that bad in real life.
This is a lovely little show that just tickles me pink. I can hardly wait for the next episode. I know I have died and gone to heaven. More, more, please more.
The Buckaroo is working on a new image.
Who said I watched Mad Men? It’s been on television while I happen to be in the room. It was silly. I was around during the 60’s ( as a very young child). Good times.
Okay, there might not be a third season because Mathew Weiner (the creator) realized he could make bank by doing a show on any channel BUT AMC
Love the show, but I am so tired of the name-drops in Newsweek and Time. Any great Journalit would shun these journals of the masses in favor of the New Yorker or Commentary.
I love this show! I need a drink and a smoke, non-filtered for me please!
I love Mad Men and Br Ba.
January Jones is teh hotness!
lol, yeah, because you don’t know anyone who’d have a Mad Men theme party, they can’t possibly exist, right?
I love mad men!
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Yeah, right, because the New Yorker like is soo “niche”. Whatever.
Damn, this site is always nailing stuff right on. Never seen the show, but I’ve HEARD of it, and this is just priceless:
“…one of white people’s favorite activities on earth: finding mistakes.”
I’m a white MAN, even, so this is especially true for me! As a matter of fact, LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THIS VERY ARTICLE!!!
“Remember parties are fun, historically accurate themed parties are legendary.”
Of course, this sentence should be punctuated with a colon:
“Remember: parties are fun, historically accurate themed parties are legendary.”
(Oh, I know this was likely an intentional mistake just to catch people like me, but I just couldn’t help it! Copy-editing is like crack. Or, I mean, cocaine. We white people love cocaine…)
That last part was great.
Proper White People don’t use superfluous puctuation.
While we are known to use all caps (we invented caps, and the keyboard, and the computer, and the internet, and English), we use it sparingly and properly. Might as well be handing out free passes for your ass the way you communicate, “sweetie”, because I nearly caught several strains of ghey from your short post.
Proper White People stopped using “damn” around the time brown people started using it.
Enough with the punctuating colons; can we talk about the economy and fiscal policy instead of anal toys and gay sex marriage for a fucking nanosecond?
Jeff G poses with food for pictures. I’m sorry, but I must again draw attention to the following faggotry:
I’m a white MAN, even, so this is especially true for me! As a matter of fact, LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THIS VERY ARTICLE!!!
Jeff G ties his t-shirts in the front.
Jeff G makes Biker Fox look like the Marlboro Man.
Jeff G’s savagely obnoxious flamboyancy meets or exceeds all Code Pink Level 3 checkpoints.
Jeff G walks into a bar. He sits down, orders a girl drink, and is immediately attracted to the large brown man at the other end of the bar. Four crantinis later, he finally musters up the courage to approach the brown person and asks “Would you like a blowjob?”. The brown person jumps off the barstool and one-punches Jeff G into next week’s episode of “Fashion Emergency”. The bartender says “I’ve never seen you that angry LaBradford, what did he say to you? The brown person replied “Something about a job.”
Whitey, you’re nothing but a beeeotch. A tight assed typo hunting punctuation freakish beeeotch.
Here is some punctuation for you:
shut. tha. fuck. up. beeotch.
No one thinks you are fun.
This is a joke, right?
The best part about being a white person is being able to contradict ones self constantly. For example saying, “I hate capitalism,” wearing converses. All White people should commit this Walt Whitman quote to memory: “I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes.”
That last part was classic and is exactly why I love coming to this site. You have to remember that the supposed reader is not meant to be a white person. At least in theory. So if you put yourself in the hypothetical shoes of a minority member (Asian girls don’t count) intending to befriend white hipsters – like a Martian doing research on Earth people and their strange ways – this is one hell of a primer! And it’s funny as hell.
-Glad I’m Not Serving Drinks
someone’s going to punctuate your colon.
Ha! Damn you white people ARE great at finding mistakes!
And you exhibited your love of #99 Grammar as well! Well done!
-Used to Serve Drinks to Rich White People
Dear WhiteMenWorldwide,
I went to visit your blog and it is disgusting. As a man I even find your blog distasteful.
What I love most about this site is how the white people attack each other! It’s such a relief from the hate mongering I see on sites like tee em zee. SWPL is quickly becoming my favorite site for its content AND comments ;-D
I keep hearing about this show but don’t need to watch it. BTW is the fact that there don’t seem to be anyone with colour on the show a big reason white people like it ? Oh wait….that’s TV in general. 🙂
“high depression rate in spite of gentrification, Whole Foods, bicycles, etc.” –LOL!
There ought to be a blog entry for Flight of the Conchords!
I removed Mad Men from my Facebook fan page, because the group was getting too big/mainstream. Whoa, that sentence was layer upon layer of white 🙂
WHAT BLACK PEOPLE LIKE
-killing
-smoking crack
-be racist (which for some reason no one really cares about if your black. Being black is a free ticket to nonstop racism with no punishments. You lucky guys.)
-Bitching about white people
-Chicken
-Watermelon
-Robbing and looting
I’m missing a bunch but you get the picture…
one other thing black people like: screwing will’s mother on will’s bed.
fuuuuuck you will and the white horse you rode in on.
beeeotch.
…then i can only exceed expectations, sweet. Totally takes the pressure off
Shut your white ass up cracker. Now go back on your farm.
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/27743_Video-_Saudi_Hate_Literature_in_British_Mosques
Man this is stuff white people like, they are funny but true things man no joke at all.
26. Starting Fires – how many piro-maniacs do you know? Chances are he’s a white dude. I remember lighting fires all the tyme when i was young. Got lucky not to blow myself up once in my grandpa’s shop. He had a pot bellied wood stove in their to heat up shop. i put gasoline in oil can and squirted at the stove to watch the gas ignite. Kinda dangerous but nothing too bad happened.
27. Loving the fun – Days off, traveling in the winter, tipping head back while some daffy bar girl dumps over-priced tequila down throat. White guys like surfing and just generally chase fun.
28. Western Novels – Louis L’amour. if you know who this novelist was, then odds are you are white.
29. A great wife – white guys love getting married to an awesome chick. I was lucky and got to find mine before I got too olde. Its awesome to white guys to get a girl and give her a ring…white people like a good marriage better than money and their jobs usually. They are probably bad apples but over-all white people make the best wifes and husbands.
30. Cheering for the white boxer – It been tough slugging these day to find a real cool white boxer to embrace. But if you want to impress a white person, be the first to audibly root for a white fighter.
Feeback guys?
How’s my list?
I know it ain’t perfect but not too far off from me and my white friends….
PS just got a memory. i was out for drinks with about 8 people last friday, me and Shanna were the last 2 people t arrive and what did jana say when we arrived and felt the need to introduce us?
“This is mike, he’s hillarious”
– true quote from Jana (she’s the outspoken drinks organizer that night)
But guess what? That is the worst way to start a night of drinking cause it forces me to tell jokes and I hate that. way better to set low expectations. Anyway that night her sister boyfriend who’s way way older than Jana’s sister came to the table just to say hi. She said ‘this is mike”…he quipped immediate ‘ah your the funny one eh?”
OneManClique I’m not sure you know my rep with folks at all. I bet you would think I’m fun if you met me…but I’ll ket you disagree if your that passionate about me.
uh huh = enigma ! welcome back!
So, I was one of the users who’s stuff got fucked up. SO, I’m going to re-introduce myself
My name is Tami. I’m nineteen. I’m a singer/songwriter. I’m currently jobless but looking to get back into commission sales, because I’m one hell of a salesperson. I used to sell jewelry. *insert funny grillz joke here that Corey deleted while I left the room* Corey (Enki) is my boyfriend, and I love him more than words can say (even when he ignores me and sits online). He hates rap music. Hahaha. He isn’t a gangsta, cuh.
I write poetry and stuff, but I probably won’t post any of it because I’m really scared of people stealing my shit.
I curse a lot. My favorite word is fuck.
I dabble in computers, mainly web design and stuff like that. I used to have one of those cartoon doll sites, and I did lots of pixel art, but then I got addicted to online journals and chatrooms. Then I became a moderator of a chatroom and such. Now I’m addicted to MySpace and LimeWire, and you can’t forget icons/avatars.
I’m have many different sides to my personality, though most people don’t think I’m anymore than a preppy bitch. I play the role of the girly-girl well, but for future reference, most of my friends are guys. I used to skateboard, but I was never any good. I’m really creative and artsy, and I love things that people usually either joke about or don’t understand like foreign films, movies like Garden State (Zach Braff is love), indie rock, and art galleries (like ACTUAL art galleries, not online stuff like deviantART).
My best friend in the entire world (aside from Corey) is a girl named Rebecca (whom I call Bec). We’ve known each other for half of our lives, and there’s nobody in the world that I could probably have more fun with. Without her, I probably would have been the biggest fuck-up your eyes could see.
If you would like to know anything else about me, just ask. 😀
PS – this is me:
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No, how about what black people don’t like:
http://thismayconcernyou.com/2009/03/05/23-rush-limbaugh/
Here’s a real mad man for you, the Iraqi who threw his shoes at W.:
http://thismayconcernyou.com/2009/03/13/30-the-iraqi-who-threw-his-shoes-at-w/
One more. PS If I said I had 3 tooth cavities I’m guessing OneManClique would disagree with me and say that I have none. That’s….just how he may roll.
31. Jraft Dinner (macorony and cheeze) – White peple Luv, Love, LOVE Mac and Cheeze BUT it HAs to be K D. white folks will occationally (and foolishly) try to immitate the classic Kraft Dinner recipe. They fail everytyme. You cannot make great KD at home. White people know this deep downe but they are risk-takers and once in a while will try. Encourage a white person not to try. he or she will be so grateful. Remind the whiet person that you need that bright orange awesome powder that comes with KD and that you can’t replicate it wiall save him a lot of disappointment and he’ll think your a genius.
32. Jack-alls – White people occupy, in my estimation, 75% of world-wide jack-all demand. Jack-Alls are just too handy for a white person not to have particularly if you drive a truck. White people don’t care for those puny, car factory jacks and donut tires…they suck. Jack-Alls are powerful and handy and white people like fixing stuff like their decks and jack-alls are very handy at lifting a set of planks.
33. Coca-Cola – I’m not sure I even want to be friends with a white person who doesn’t like the Coke. Maybe I’m pig-headed but it just seems indecent, dang-right-indecent NOT to like cola. If you want to be popular with a white person, bring over a two four of beer. If you can’t afford beer, then ok bring coke cause you can put rhum or whiskey in it.
34. Braces or Suspendies (to holds up trouser). I don’t wear braces, the closest thing I wear is overalls when working BUT when I see braces being worn by dudes they seem to be white folks more than half the tyme. My grandpas always seemed to wear them and they were both white.
35. Speak in chinese accents – white people embarrass themselves on occasion by pretending to talk chinese. As kids white people are just fascinated with chinese. Don’t know if its just cause the word itself is fun…chinese and that it rhymes with dirty knees. I have no idea but white folks have a thing for chinese. I been to a chinese restaurant and i overhear a white guy revert to a fake chinese-english accent. it was funny but clearly embarrassing. If you want to empress a white guy and you’re chinese than don’t call him on this.
Forget Mad Men. It’s just TV. It’s well cast and slick, but not the real deal. Want the real life in marketing? Want to see tasteless excess? Want to see how 5% of America does with some of their green?
Go here: http://www.theaudioanalyst.com/
..and click the links:
my car, my wedding, my..my..my..
This is the white man dream zone.
Can you write reviews and shill for the people behind outrageously expensive audio products good enough to be believable? If yes! combine with nice inheritances and you to could live like this. On second thought, no thanks.
36. The Flintstones – Barney, Fred, Wilma, and Betty. I know I already have a cartoon section in this list but Flinstones is just too important to white people not to mention. i was raised by my mum, dad, and the flintstones…that’d how I became the handsome devil I am today and I a lot of white guys are like me and have the same background in Flintstone watching/brain washing. Red Green is funny too but Fred is awesome just awesome.
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As a white person, I desperately wanted to like this show and think it’s quite pretty, but unfortunately I just couldn’t get into the story line.
But I might use the theme party idea… Christian, you gotta stop giving me ideas like that!
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/28/77-musical-comedy/
He’s already got it. Love that show!
Dear “White Men Worldwide” (if that is your real name, Cock Hungry Black Women Worldwide):
It’s not going to work. We’re not going to fuck you.
Ironically, the one thing that men of all races can and do bond over is how batshit crazy white women are. Doesn’t matter, they still got those big fucking canon tits and blond hair and it puts lead in our pencils like no other race does. Sorry.
Hey, if it were up to me you’d be getting steady cock, but interracial dating, as you know better than all, results in a “cock deficit” for the black woman. Don’t feel bad; the yellow man gets stiffed too, but at least he has brains and money and tentacle rape porn to console himself. All you have are your Payless shoes.
Truth be told, I am like most guys: “girls come in races?” I’ve fucked them all, black, Asian, Jew, Indian, Aryan, Ginger, Wop, you name it (which raises the question to the race hustlers reading this: how many races have *you* fucked, hmmm?).
I don’t anymore, because due to identity politics you are a fool to become intimate with an individual who, subconsciously or not, sees you as the enemy, and that is precisely how large swaths of the brown populace sees us. A woman scorned is bad enough, but one with a grievance against whitey is orders of magnitude more dangerous. Avoid at all costs.
Mad Men?
Never seen a single episode. Mainly because I don’t have cable (yeah I know – shocking). If the reruns ever hit local tv, I might try it, but right now I’m too busy catching-up on Monk.
Morons watch Mad Men too.
http://moronanswers.com/
Morons watch Mad Men.
I think we can all agree that negroes love fast food, humping, cigars, cocoa butter and bad music. Pretty much the extent of their “culture”.
Having read through many posts and many comments, I have made three observations:
1. I suspect that the people most offended by this blog, as is always the case when individuals are confronted with satire and they take themselves entirely too seriously, see much of themselves in this website. As is often pointed out here, white people don’t like being called on their concerted efforts to be tolerant/indie/creative/etc, and this site does a wonderful job of doing so. Or they may just be racists. Or fail to comprehend the nuances of satire.
2. Perhaps a better title for this site would be “Stuff White People (from Suburban/Urban Areas and who are secretly aspiring to be middle/upper middle class or who are already firmly entrenched there) Like.
This leads me to the last one:
3. I suspect that I would safely fall into the category of “undesirable white person”. I am from the absolute middle-of-nowhere in an Appalachian state, all of my family members are Republicans (I’m not, but who cares?), listen to and enjoy country/bluegrass, eat LOTS of red meat, (especially the kind we kill ourselves in the woods) and we’re ALL Christians. However, we’re also apparently all firmly entrenched in “poverty” as determined by the federal government. Since white people love poor people, maybe they would like me if I invited them to come to WV and save us from Wal-Mart, our oppressive religion, and our backward culture. We haven’t had any people with missionary complexes roll through town lately. We’re all starting to have a little too much human dignity and free will for our own good.
I’ll let you know how that goes.
Notice the near perfect positive correlation between WV’s lowest per capita cop rate and low percentage of negroes. Factor in the “poverty” of Appalachia, and it really is a slice of heaven on earth when you think about it.
Poor white Americans actually have a remarkably low crime rate when compared to their Eurofag counterparts. Buy a couple acres for $4,000, plop down a trailer, drive a pickup, work at the garage for twelve bucks an hour, maybe smoke a little reefer, fuck a woman who appreciates a real man, and life isn’t so bad. Cheap beer, cheap gas, cheap everything really, low debt, and all the guns and ammo one desires.
In Europe, one cops a squat in a flat, gets stabbed fortnighly, and vomits nightly from lashings of ale and coke. Expensive everything, a Babel of belligerent buttheads, taxes till Tuesday, women with hairy legs and armpits, no guns, no ammo, except for the Turkish drug dealers.
Thanks for correcting me 🙂
Moron!
Another moron!
and dont forget watermelon, fried chicken, and robbing liqour stores asshole….
i usually really like this hilariously awesome blog even his references about black ppl r mostly funny and barely every offensive since i kno it is not true why bother… but saying that the extent of our culture please… my father ( who teaches thermodynamics and physics at a ivy league school) has taken me around the world to see culture and even though he is white he appreciated my black mother’s culture enough that when she died refused to marry another
wow your actually hilariously stupid keep goin! People like you actually think we care when you uys make those commens it so far from the truth its funny !
Shut the fuck up you dumb ass white bastard before I force you to lick your mothers vagina again.
You white lizard men and women will all die in 2012. We won’t have long to keep joking about you white idiots.
These comments have degenerated to the point that most people have probably stopped reading, but FWIW:
I think Mad Men kinda cuts both ways, which is why this post wasn’t as well recieved . It is a very well acted and written show. On the one hand, it depicts a lifestyle that, though, one poster already mentioned, it depicts a lot of things white people now relish disapproving of (smoking, big cars, suits, red meat, business culture), it’s also a lifestyle a lot of them secretly covet. The show basically depicts people being white and really openly enjoying it, which has given a lot of other white people a chance to Be Offended in their posts.
On the other hand, because the show is about white people in a white world who have no desire to do anything other than look, act or be white (except for maybe one character) a lot of modern white people can’t get into this, because it doesn’t allow them to live their fantasy of being “street” (like the wire), or convince themselves they’re better than other white people (like Arrested Development).
Just a thought.
Mad Men is probably one of the most misery inducing shows ever, it’s entire point seems to be that people suck and they sucked even more back in the 60’s.
I think if I were a fan of the show I’d want to slit my wrists after watching a season or more of it.
Than again, pointless misery in modern entertainment is a stereotypical white thing too
I’m not that passionate about you.
I don’t think you get the list; your coca-cola musing completely misses the point. If anything, white people (that this site is talking about) enjoy boycotting products based on a political motive. “Hey man, I don’t drink Coke. Their stance on trade unions in developing countires is disgusting,” they will quip while, unironically, asking for a pepsi.
I think the reason you never feel like you are missing out on the joke is because, for the most part, you are the joke. I think that is why your friends introduce you as the ‘funny’ one.
whine somewhere else. completely unrelated.
Looking at the comments on this post (and pretty much every previous one), I’m surprised by how many people have yet to grasp the concept of ‘satire.’ Of course not all white people like Mad Men. But a certain sub-set of young, college-educated, often urban white hipsters do- hence the web site. Even if a particular post doesn’t apply to you, there’s reason to leave a long rebuttal mentioning all the reasons why you (although white) differ from the ‘white person’ being satirized.
Plus, if the posts don’t apply to you, you’re probably the wrong kind of white person. That’s right, I said it.
Love this site, keep the posts coming!
Ah, yes, back in the day when it was okay to call a secretary a secretary. Good times.
Robitussin?
how dumb can u be to say cigars and cocoa butter are the extent of someone’s culture. its got to hurt to be a closet racist in 2009. especially a dumb one.
Something White People Like …
A black man who desperately wants to be white: A true Mad Man … Michael Jackson
http://thismayconcernyou.wordpress.com/2009/03/15/31-michael-jackson/
The party should essentially run itself, however, you can severely curtail the amount of fun by saying: “I’m glad this isn’t really 1960 or else I’d be serving all of you.”
Lmao … LOL
i love this blog … sorry, i’m not that politically correct
good stuff
Bewitched captured the 1960’s era advertising world much better.
Why are you even here?
another Something White People Like….
A white man who desperately wants to be black: A True Mad Man…
Vanilla Ice
Audier’s picture is powerful and disquieting, even if one can at times be forgiven for wondering if 1968 is so central to every element of the fearful backlash he presents, not simply in their historical origins, but in their ideological content. One of Audier’s most interesting and revealing sections, for instance, is a long discussion of Pierre Manent’s revival of a version of liberalism. Emphasizing Manent’s little-known affection in his earliest publications for the Catholic right-winger Aurel Kolnai, Audier recalls very usefully Manent’s promotion of Kolnai and Leo Strauss in the conservative liberal circles of journals like Contrepoint and Commentaire, and the effect of these allegiances on the exclusionary definition of liberalism that Manent advocated. But in these sections 1968 doesn’t appear, except by a supposedly significant absence. Straussians were, as Audier records, hostile towards 1960s activism, but Audier also shows that Manent himself carefully avoided reproducing their arguments on this score. Audier speculates that Manent left this material on the dock, even as he imported the rest of emerging American neo-conservatism, the better to avoid having to reject American liberalism at the same time as he claimed to be liberalism’s champion. It remains true all the same that 1968 is not a major reference point in Manent’s œuvre and so Audier’s coverage of him and other figures reads at time like a general portrait of conservative renaissance in France that sometimes vilified May 1968 as a special object of scorn but sometimes did not. For this reason, Audier’s studies of the liberal and republican revivals frequently stray beyond the official justification for his book’s existence.
The bête noire of Audier’s book, damned not simply for his own liberal and republican rejection of 1968 but also for his promotion at Le Débat of that of several others in the book, is Marcel Gauchet. As in his section on Manent, Audier asks his reader to trawl through sources that antedated 1968, with if anything a weaker connection to the events and their legacy than Ferry and Renaut’s master thinkers had. Yet Audier can certainly now congratulate himself for finding in Gauchet’s prior writings the signs of his remarkably strident and uncompromising new critique of May’s legacy, published in Le Débat as “Bilan d’une génération” (March-April 2008).
Yet Audier’s presentation of Gauchet as a longstanding and unambiguous enemy of May, even if now ratified by its subject’s opinions, also colludes in some very serious distortion of the past. Gauchet’s path from his anarcho-libertarianism of 1968 to his later liberalism was not simply one of conversion against his origins. Put differently, if Gauchet has now flatly dismissed the positive resources of 1968 and of “1968 thought” to French culture and society, then he is committing a colossal error of self-reference. Figures like Foucault and (especially) Jacques Lacan were some of the major sources for Gauchet’s work over the years – certainly far more so than the René Guénon to whom Audier’s book implausibly links him! And whatever one concludes about what Gauchet did with these sources, there is no denying the impressive creativity of his transformation of them. Gauchet’s sense of the intellectual servility of his generation to “master thinkers,” in other words, is disproven by his own case.
What’s more, Gauchet himself has — in one of his most valuable earlier writings, not cited here — argued that in the farrago of responses to the events, the most crucial had to draw, however critically, on May’s energies: “Il appartiendra aux historiens du futur,” Gauchet wrote in 1994, “de reconstituer le processus de décrochage et de dispersion qui s’est silencieusement déroulé au cours de ces années soixante-dix et où s’est forgé, loin du théâtre public, le vrai destin intellectuel de la ‘génération 68’.” He then went on to classify this dispersion, awarding most credit to those who knew how to be for May 1968 and its thought and against it: “Pour beaucoup, ce sera l’abandon pur et simple … Pour bon nombre encore, ce sera le retour discret aux voies éprouvées et aux valeurs sûres. Pour d’autres, ce sera la plongée en eaux profondes, dans des puits et des chenaux purement personnels, dont on commence seulement, vingt ans après, à voir émerger les produits. Pour quelques-uns, paradoxalement les plus rares, ce sera l’approfondissement et la critique interne des prémisses dont ils étaient partis avec les autres.” In 1994, Gauchet presented his recently deceased partner as falling into the last category – internal not external critique and clarification rather than rejection — and self-evidently classified himself there too. Historically, his own new sense of the absolute uselessness of 1968 is far less compelling.
Frenzy in France, Silence in the States
The point is not really that the nominalistic view that there were many roads to travel away from this Rome is correct, though one can never fail to emphasize the sheer pluralism of response against those who insist on some unitary pattern. It is that once this generation has passed from the scene, the hard work of dispassionately assessing the profound dependence of its contributions to the experience of May will remain to be assessed, wherever its psychodramatic relations to its activating experience have come to rest.
Audier’s book begins by alluding to Nicolas Sarkozy’s campaign denunciation of 1968 as the rationale for his “genealogy” of opposition to the event, and readers will find in his book the various sources of this facile dismissal of the event — and much more. The most sobering implication of this study, whether or not its object ever comes fully into focus, is that the progressive left in France has failed to control the legacy of the May events, reconciling their democratic invention with programmatic vision and institutional enterprise. While it has become ritualistic in France to complain about the ritualistic frenzy of commemoration this month, it could be worse. In the United States, no major intellectual venue – not the New York Times, not the New York Review of Books, not even The Nation – has had much to say about 1968, in France or in general. There was no such thing as a pensée 68 — and that is the problem.
the only dumbasswhitebastard here is the person who names himself a dumbasswhitebastard.
that must be you.
beeeotch.
Where are you from , dear whitey ? ( i live in Berlin)
Someone else gets it. Good.
Hhaha. I loved Arrested Development…and yes I am white!
your list isn’t funny at all. what’s funny about swpl is that there’s just enough truth in it about just enough white people but, it isn’t completely true of most white people.
that is actually extremely white.
from what I’ve seen you can do nothing to improve anything ever.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does this make me a mad man?
So You Want To Be a Banquet Manager
Pretty retarded cut and paste job.
enigmama, my friend where are you? I’m the new Buckaroo who finds joy in every one. Nat’s happy you’re still around. Paint died, so you’ll have to find a new lover. Sorry about that.
Hey, I like the Christian part. Praise the Lord. What kind of them thar Christians are you?
Fucking boring. I’m trying real hard to be nice, but for Christ sake who the hell cares?
You are such a tool. if only your observations were as incisive as you think they are. I’m not white, and i didn’t even grow up in the western world, and i love many of the things you have (not very wittily) stereotyped white people as having. including mad men. i guess you’ve taken this thing as far as it can go…try to actually find some more accurate observations if you want to keep it going.
http://andthisismyamerica.com/2009/03/17/shoe-cam-peeping-tom-the-story-of-how-one-sleazy-man-with-a-boot-and-a-digital-camera-got-caught/
LMAO
Goodness – you couldn’t find a finer example of the Wrong Kind of White Person. And really, on the scale of excess this guido douchebag is small potatoes.
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“The party should essentially run itself, however, you can severely curtail the amount of fun by saying: “I’m glad this isn’t really 1960 or else I’d be serving all of you.”
White people often find truth to be very depressing at theme parties.”
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LoL I say stuff like that to my friends all the time.
I like to read these with a monty python accent.
I think it’s a pretty safe bet that the white people who would, or have had a Mad Men theme party are in the extremely vast minority of the white-Mad Men-watching population.
It’s just retarded.
Rudy you fucking fag, homo, take that fucking hamster out of your asshole boy. Corn holing queer. Thats what makes me a mad man
I’m gay.
ZZZZZZZZZ
now what if you’re a gay.. you’re just spamming the comment page.
As a white person, I do not get this show.
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Subarus. Yea. White people like Subarus. I simply don’t get it. Mostly Forresters and Outbacks. They give white people a warm fuzzy feeling. Just quirky enough to make them feel smug, eclectic and individualistic. Just staid enough to not offend their sensitivities. And the 4-wheel drive they’ll never ever need speaks to their carefree frontier spirit as they push their automatic garage door openers and drive into their attached garage. Yea Subarus.
Oh and Newbalance shoes too. Except those are just white men.
It’s because white people love Japanese cars!
I happen to love Mad Men for all the right and wrong reasons.
As a true representative of the white race (no matter how mexican I actually look) I must point out that even in 2009 if you’re using your whiteness to the best of it’s ability, you’ll still have a non-white serving you at your mad men party.
Stuff black people like: exploiting white guilt and ironically still living up their slave status. See the porn site “My daughter’s f**king with a ni**a”.
stuff white people like #456: TROLLING
I’ve been reading this blog for a few weeks and I think its great that this Christian Lander guy has othered and exoticized white culture. It’s definitely time that the ‘expert gaze’ that white people invented has finally been turned on themselves.
Oh and a suggestion for a post: the use of ‘scare’ quotes, when speaking or writing. See my use of them on: ‘expert gaze’ and ‘scare’.
Degenerates sick lowlife comments by asshole type people. Happy not to be white, you all seem to be having problems with it.
Damn scott. You got it all wrong. Stuff black people like is screwing your daughter on your bed while you are out drinking with your redneck friends and bitch slapping stupid white people like you for making stupid comments like this.
you dumbassed beeeeotch.
Too bad for you it’s 2009, and NOT 1960 beeotch. Those days of non-whites serving white folk (i.e mad men parties) are ovah and never coming back.
Use your whiteness to the best of your abilities somewhere else.
you are the right kind of white person.
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You hit right on the head. White people love thinking about how “progressive” our society is now in comparison.
LOL, pwned.
Some needed additions to the list:
-Chacos
-Dave Matthews Band
-Ben Folds/Ben Folds Five
-Snuggies?
Joss Whedon. I’m surprised he’s not on here already.
How about Star Trek? I never met a white person who didn’t like Star Trek.
And Battlestar Galactica too. But the trendy reboot, not the kitschy ’80’s one.
yeah my list definitely isn’t funny. was trying to capture some of the silly things that capture the average white guy (like not throwing out holy socks). I thought #35 was a little funny (but perhaps more absurd)…people wanna laugh though so I’ll have to go back to the olde drawing board.
thanks ceklir
37. Welding / Jerusalem-Bethlehem-Dead Sea bus tours
Tie
How many pakistani welders do you know? Probably on 1 but the others are white. White folks also like riding those huge buses in Israel. You are the odd-white-guy-out if you rent a car and drive around Israel. But what you will see when your driving is big, white, buses BUT they only seem to appear at the major religious places like magic. Mount of olives, for example, they just seem to keep arriving but from where?
This is kindova cheat though. White people make up a very slim majority of minorities here. There are tons of african and japanese and (vatican people tho they white) people on those buses too, but its more hilarious hearing a texas women haggle with an arab selling miniature camels outside the church of the holy sepulcher than any other accented haggle.
This entire comment thread has added one more item to the list:
#124 – Finding absurdist comedy within an earnest, hyper-specific, non-verifiable statement within a comment section.
I’m not sure if “Mike” is serious or not, but justifying his reference to himself as a “fun” person by recounting his Friday night is pure Dadaist joy:
+++” i was out for drinks with about 8 people last friday, me and Shanna were the last 2 people t arrive and what did jana say when we arrived and felt the need to introduce us?
“This is mike, he’s hillarious”
– true quote from Jana (she’s the outspoken drinks organizer that night)”+++
Although, I have to admit, this story would be NOWHERE near as impressive had Jana NOT been such an outspoken drinks-organizer.
Sweet name starring tony danza
serious might not be the right word though the fact that I felt the need to spill fourth (like projectile barrf) a piece of my life last friday…is surreal now matter what.
…I use real names cause I have no paranoia to provoke inventing fake ones though I’m keeling last names to myself cause I’m a fun-crasher like that. Maybe with the internet I NEED to exercise a healthy dose of paranoia and less specificity.
Do you recommend more paranoia for me?
mike
PS I was offered a job today. I told the the hr lady I’d call her tomorrow but like a ghai school girl I called her 15 minutes later after phoning shanna ’bout it and accepted the position. For once I wanted to be big-shot-ish and make them sweat, but like I said before I’m pushing 2 months unemployed and I’m white therefore going crazy. So I blew my opportunity to be cool and make them wait. What this means though is I might not be on the intramet anymore.
But I’ve had fun making my true-but-i-guess not so funny white list. Guess the author of this web site is better than me at this and has a real following so all the best I guess. I’m living a double life anyway posting on a website as an unemployed labourer…I’m probably genetically speaking…NEVER supposed to have been here at all! I just happened to listen to the radio (what was it 8 -10 days ago an heard about this thing)…read stuff I didn’t understand, figured out how to leave a comment, and bothered a few people with my ‘better’ list…and she just phoned me back now – two minutes ago (the HR lady celeste — guess Mark wants me to start on the 30th) so that does give me another week — but still I think I’ll still shut downe the o’le intranet.
mike
also , shoot I missed the whole point –last friday night is verifiable.
You just need Jana’s email or Shanna’s email address (or even Matt’s but his word aint gold)
But I’m sure I don’t want to admit to my wife that I’ve been writing on the internet (she thinks I’m doing something useful right now or at least pretends to think I’m doing something useful). I have no right to give out their address so scratch that idea…just saying its possible but not likely as I’m WAY too embarrassed to admit I’m doing this to both those girls (specially the wife) jana would just have to get over it she’s used to stalkers anyway…this was prolly a wasted poste sorry bout that I get what ya mean tony
Your daughter’s fu**kin with a ni**a. nuff said
Yo, SWPL guy. An idea for your next post. “Reading books at odd places”. I see white people reading books while working out, while jogging in thread mill. Also sitting on the side of gym’s swimming pool. Whenever there is a bumper to bumper traffic, I see them holding the book in book hand and the steering wheel in the other. Even when strolling in the mall.
38. taking own vehicle – White folks hate public transportation unless hispanics count as white (I used to think of them as white but recently I heard not so…) Anyway, why do white hate taking the brutal bus?
* to avoid negative stigma
* they prefer freedom of own vehicle
* do not want to share space with schizophrenics for fear of catching it
* it feels embarassing riding the bus
thanks fer the heads up!
regarding # 38. Rule only works when not holidaying. This about day-to-day public transportation avoidance
well ok if you do know what you’re talking about, then I live in a “unique” place where you can never discover these types of white people then. My town is northern and about 90% citizens are white so I thought I’d run into these behaviours (that this site relates to) here if true.
I’m think’n now this site applies to a distinct segment of big-urban-city-white-people and I live 600 kms from a large city (and that large city is Calgary if that counts). I’m not a hick though and this aint a hick place so that’s not what eyes going for. People hear love fun and drinking and kick’n it like the beastie boys in hay day but not in a redneck way at all….might just be a saskatchewan thing
actually ya made me laugh on this one fer real so…good one…I’ll give this one to you
HEY “being the joke” That explains why I’m still welcome at the poker table despite pretty consistent taking money away from those poor buggers (including my wyfe)…They’re doing the cost/benefit analysis of losing money versus making fun of me…THOSE JERKS…that’s it no more feeling pity fer them…hahaha
There’s a call for you on line 2, it’s the point that you have missed.
Now you know this is true, white people love back stabbing, more than any other race, don’t hate. Its in your DNA, maybe something to do with cold weather.
I feel like you need to add “Improv Everywhere” to the list. That’s a pretty white activity.
I don’t blame you negros for going after white women, spanish, or asian, cause your woman are so FAT! What is up with that? Really is it the kool aid, I know you people have an aversion to work, but go out for a walk. The black women being so fat, is that the reason the men run away from them after they give birth? Its not that you can’t handle the responsibility of fatherhood is it?
Rebooting movies from yesteryear. White people love that. And I don’t know for sure, but I think for the invention of hot dogs, we can thank some form of a white person (possible lineage tracing back to Vienna, Australia and Frankfurt, Germany, but we’ll let them duke it out). I mean, talk about yum…..mee! Only a white person could think of cramming meat analogue together in a tubular fashion for consumption. Of course hot dog invention is old news, but it’s such a clever and tasty invention that I had to mention it. Thanks white people!
hamster time! After a Hard day of work, its hamster time, the way a white boy likes to relax. this is the hamster fetish blog.
Listen to the redneck who married his first cousin wife at age 13 talk about fat chicks.
shaddap beeeeeotch.
What he said. I laugh my white ass off at this stuff.
As a white person I think this site is too funny. The comments section however is filled with idiots who take this crap waaaaay to seriously.
Thank you and goodnight.
I’m white and so far on this entire list I only like 4 things and either hate or don’t know about everything else. I’ve never heard of mad men.
I like Apple products, dogs, the idea of living by the water (not rich enough to do so), and black music that black people don’t listen to any more (do they still listen to Nas and Tupac? If so, nevermind).
So I guess I’m not a liberal hippie douche.
Yeah, in that show, do people REALLY smoke, real ciggarettes!? Or, are they like “herbal-fake-cigarettes?” If they are playing smoking, then they should really be smoking, it’s more authentic!
Ah the truth hurts, sorry duh huh. Hey duh huh are you one of them negro boys that wants to be white? Is that why you’re on a white blog all day? I bet you can play some basketball, you people sure are good at that.
Yes I will be Carlotta tonight, find me down in the village boys.
Shut up jew!
Wait…..the person who introduced you as the ‘funny one’ was your wife.
Mike, as Tony correctly pointed out, your comments have brought much joy to my life. The internet will miss you.
Nothing wrong with being a liberal douche, I’m one. I live off a trust fund, I am addicted to prescription pain killers, and above all else I am a Mass Hole. No problem being a liberal hippie douche, work on it you will get it.
I’m a sword swallower, hamster stuffing motherfucker.
no beeeotch. I’m your worst nightmare. The one who your wife and kids run to when your redneck ass is out drinking with your white boy friends.
As a matter of fact, I’m writing this while your wife is speaking into my mike right now. The top of her head is perfect for composing this message to you.
you backwoodscountry beeotch.
*how ya like me now?*
ha ha ha
Yes! Improv Everywhere is a very white movement.
Not going lie, a Mad Men party sounds awesome.
Does anybody else think that the quality of these posts has severely declined? I read SWPL pretty religiously and am a little sad to see how it’s been slipping. Some of the last few post IDEAS have been really funny, and I thought funny/ironic tattoos was great overall, but this one especially points out how the material is running out, and the concept is relying on recycled material.
I feel like the original subtlety of the humor of the posts is what made it great, and now it seems like the writing and whole concept is getting lazy or something.
Also, the whole, “I’m glad this isn’t really 1960 or else I’d be serving all of you,” was completely dumb. The great thing about SWPL is that it never has to come out and say, “this is why the blog is funny.” I get part of the enjoyment from idiots on here being like, “This blog shouldn’t be about white people. I’m white it should be called stuff yuppies like…blah blah blah.” It’s funny because of its irony and has never had to rely on actually being a “guide directed at black people.”
Who knows maybe I’m digging too deep on this one.
Poor little Duh huh, is dat all you got boy? Redneck, beeotch, my dick, my dick, my dick, thats it? In a battle of wits you are unarmed, you should go on a black blog and discuss your bitch and ho women, is that dat de proper nomenclature boy? Duh huh you are a bit of a bore. Well my nigga, may all your rapes be white woman, go in peace homes.
Grammar much?
“But you think at least one person would have know than…”
“would have known that” maybe?
Its true. I love doing that. Seriously.
Where are these people who watch The Wire? To this day I have not met a single person who has watched The Wire and enjoyed it other than myself (though I am in high school). I want to meet these people if they exist…
I congratulate you idiots on this meager posting. I’m not going to say anything concrete about how poor this is since you people have a canned response for everything. Your desperation is thinly veiled.
Rudy want to buy a drink.
You should change your name to journalofgays, it suites you.
Yeah it was a great show, its to bad its over. The Wire seemed like it still had room to grow, and unlike most shows died to young.
Yep, you got me. The wife and I were earlier tonight using The Google to try to find when the new episodes start. It was a fruitless effort. I guess I will just scribble in my Moleskin journal.
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hahahaha, finally! a whitey who gets it! i cannot believe all the bullshit comments (my own notwithstanding of course!) from all you sensitive, non-sarcastic-getting dickheads! to even have the smallest thought that racism is in any way connected to this site is retarded 😛
I’m with you here. I think its just that he’s running out of material, although there’s a few things I can think of I’m surprised he hasn’t hit on yet.
And yeah, the line “I’m glad this isn’t really 1960 or else I’d be serving all of you” kinda blows the joke of it
Dude good luck with those painkillers. They are a real bitch to get off of. Try Suboxone.
Also… are painkillers White? I thought they were stuff the wrong kind of white people liked. Ever heard of Hillbilly Heroin?
Agreed, this site is kind of running out of steam. Might be about time to switch to a different project. I think a sitcom with this guy as a writer could be funny as hell.
But you know, I’m torn. White farts don’t come out of Black asses, but I miss Shaniqua dearly.
Wait, I can split the difference!
Would any Halle Berry-esque women out there be willing to fart on me? I’ll up the tip to $5.00 a toot!
Now, if you don’t mind my dear negro, I’m off to the tattoo parlor. I’m getting a tramp stamp that says “Whites Only” in big black letters with an arrow pointing down my ass crack.
and i bet many a white dick will go right up your ass crack, not to mention some uninvited black, asian and hispanic dick.
beeeotch.
glad to service ya, beeeotch.
Don’t come back now, ya hear?
Duh huh, so uncreative, unimaginative, I am very disappointed in you and you should be as well, if you had a brain. I would guess that you are a very young and foolish negro. You should try an
afro-centric blog, where you could discuss dicks, crack, night train,
fat asses, bitches, you know the extent of black culture. I hope
duh huh that you get a good spot in the food stamp line, all the best with your stupidity.
Hey, aphasia-head, I’ve always known Australians were degenerates, but can you understand a thing you’re saying let alone siphon the cliche from your pale blood?
Oh come on just because all of the people in our start up advertising agency dressed up like the characters from Mad Men for Halloween (even the women) and couldn’t stop talking about the Arrested Development movie you think all white people believe? You are so right. Hold on as I try to pull my bf away from netflixing The Wire.
Wrong we are not all the same underneath, The Negroid has a smaller femur bone than Caucasians. It’s not about skin color it’s anthropology. Just ask any Medical Examiner.
LMAO
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Stuff that white people like is a dumb website. You’re only successful because the stupid esoteric niche you’ve found is for people like you. It’s not white people who like this shit and I bet the majority of white people in this country couldn’t identify half of the shit you’re referring to. It’s upper middle class people hipsters that you’re thinking of. You’re a waste of air and a human body. Go do something better with your wasted time. You’re only perpetuating stereotypes for a profit and some attention. Fuck off.
You know why I love this website? Not only do I enjoy a fair portion of the things listed, but my black boyfriend enjoys even more than I do. That’s what he gets for growing up in a white town in the south, LOL.
I take pride in the fact that I’m not from here 😀
But anyway, Mad Men is a show he turned me on to, and it’s not half bad. Love this site, LOL
HAHA! The last two paragraphs were hilarious! Good thing it’s 2009 and non-whites are running the country, not serving at white people’s parties. Yep, I’m white and I like Obama.
what do you mean… you people?!?
I mostly read the comments. They’re funny enough
haha. Actually, I’ve found they either love or despise it.
You are obviously hanging around the wrong people. The wire is the best show there ever will be.. and yes I like AD and Mad Men too. Fucking stereotypes have pegged me again
I think the bluntness was quite humorous, but then again I don’t really care about what this blog is directed at, other than to occasionally humour me when I drop by.
How can you look down on such womanizing booze hounds? Those were the days…
Well I’m Canadian, and male dominated, sexist, 60’s America looks like it was a damn good time, which is why I watch the show. This American/Canadian bashing is getting a little tiresome, will someone at least come up with an original insult for once? We have a lower drinking age, you have booze as available and cheap as dirt.. can’t we get along and reap the benefits?
hey im a big fan of salvatore.. one dimensionsal cmon… he lives two lives, he has to be more than one dimensional
Thank god black people love watermelon. That delicious fruit does not get enough recognition for how good it is. I am actually disappointed that Blacks get to claim eating watermelon as a stereotype. Enjoy it my dark brothers, lest we steal it from you.
Well I have given black comedy a try, and aside from Fresh Prince and Steve Harvey Show from when I was younger, I don’t really know what’s going on ( Both excellent programs). This is probably because I am white and do not understand why these loud black teens express themselves so unashamedly. Where is their reserve and proper grammar? What is the world coming to?
I did like whitey’s joke though, although I hope he father’s a daughter who blows a brown man and he has to deal with it. Hopefully he will be from a good family who is nice to her that he can’t openly condemn. Stereotypically smelly and hairy as well would be good too.
Congratulations Christian, you’ve finally made the big time, Occidental Observer reviewed your book:
“Review of Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions, by Christian Lander. New York: Random House, 2008
From The Occidental Quarterly, vol. 8, no. 4 (Winter 2008–2009). (Click here for information on subscriptions to TOQ.)
Does Christian Lander have our number? For a wide, mostly liberal swath of the white Western world, the answer is “yes.”
His observations about white tastes are so accurate…”
http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/authors/Donovan-Lander.html#WP
The reviews are, ah, mixed. Kevin MacDonald says you are excreable, but the reviewer gives you credit for nailing your reads.
Story of my life “teehee! you’re funny! Uh, I mean racist.”, *sigh*…
But he’s still a human being…
Sergio, I regret to inform you that you’re a Mongoloid.
Nobody cares.
If you want an accurate assessment of stuff white people like (in the USA), all you have to do is ask any non-white that live among the white majority. They see everything the white majority does and at the same time are invisible to the majority.
Stuff that white people especially like is ignoring all non-whites UNLESS the non-whites do something significantly negative, like a crime, murder, robbery, etc. Look at the news and you will see this clearly. Now if the non-white does something significant that is positive, then almost EVERY TIME the story has to be delivered by a white person or it will not be recognized.
White people seem to need validation from other white people to give non-whites credibility.
This is the DARK SIDE of stuffwhitepeoplelike in america.
Gee you’re not going to cry are you?
good one.
Wow, sounds awful to be a nonwhite person living in a white country, and yet nonwhite people insist of flocking to white countries and white cities, then cry about racism. When Obama’s black supremacist preacher bought his mansion he bought it in a white gated community.
Your criticism of forced integration is duly noted though and apposite; nonwhites and whites were both better off with segregation, no question. We agree there. Except for the Chinese, I like them, they can stay. Who doesn’t love the Chinese – besides that racist yid Sarah Silverman?
Mad Men is exactly how America should still be.
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typical of the arrogance of some white folk, like yourself, you take my words and misinterpret them. I did not say it was awful to live in a white country. I made a comment on what white people do from a non-white perspective.
I did not mention the word integration. I pointed out that white people only focus on white people. And thanks for proving my point.
I did not use the word racism. You did. If you knew world history, it is white people who flocked to countries occupied by non-whites (america before the europeans, the middle east, north africa, etc). I can easily ask why did white people expand out of europe if europe is so great?
You and other arrogant white people tend to forget that Rev. Wright fought for this country in the US military when the US was still segregated. He has as much right to say what he said about America as anyone. Rev. Wright was not criticized for the TRUTH of what he said, he was criticized for exposing white racism at the wrong time. He never said that blacks were superior to whites (thus he is not a black racist).
I bet you nor any other white person can tell me of any statements that Rev. Wright said that were NOT TRUE or correct about America. By reading the things you wrote has proven to me that Rev. Wright spoke the truth in volumes.
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90% of America is successful because they appeal to some stupid esoteric niche. Have a sense of humor.
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We wouldn’t have a race problem in this country if people would stop looking at “the color of a mans skin and started looking at the content of their character” (MLK, jr). I know that’s not an exact quote, but you understand…or do you? It seems most of you DON’T! I have non-white “BLACK” friends that I see all the time. We all still see the skin tone differences there is no denying it. And we even joke about it sometimes.
Non-white guy: Hey, you’re lookin a little pail, you feelin ok.
White guy: Yea I know, spent most of my summer trying to get a tan half as good as yours.
Non white guy: Not there yet go on back and try again…LOL
My point? My non-white friends and I still see the differences, we just don’t let the differences effect us in a negative way. We may be very different physically, black or white, even male or female, but as we see it we are all human.
Thank you but I realize you are joking and I care about theme parties immensely. This is the prelude to white peoples most sacred day. HALLOWEEEEN
I’m pretty sure that this website is supposed to be for comic relief, and is not intended to be a breeding ground for racist comments. Racism exists today, but not nearly to the degree that it once did (that’s not to say that there aren’t extremists on all sides, however). Hopefully this shows a certain degree of forward progress, so we can HOPE that one day it will be eradicated. On that day, we can all join together in unison, and combat the only true evils left in America, illegal immigrants and stars from Canada.
I have to admit though, my friends and I do love to correct people and find mistakes in what they do. This website is scarily accurate (I go to Notre Dame, and I’m pretty sure that a vast majority of the white people here adhere to 90% of the posts on this blog).
“’I’m glad this isn’t really 1960 or else I’d be serving all of you.’ White people often find truth to be very depressing at theme parties.”
I usually love this blog and love the tongue in cheek humor of it all. But this quote above is really, really offensive. The only jobs people of color held before 1970 were as servants? I doubt any self respecting person of color would ever even consider saying something like that.
Ditto on liking the humor here and this white people theme but the reference to “serving” is naive and speaks to lack of exposure, experience, and just the kind of entitlement that comes with being in the dominant minority (i.e. white euro-american)
We all have lots to learn from each other. Like Obama recently said, thinking before speaking (or writing) can be a good thing. 🙂
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Never serve a white, never work for or with whites. Create your own thing, white people only for whites.
Wow. This blog is still here.
I’m saddened that I have to explain this.
The point of saying “.. or else i’d been serving you” is to make the white people feel uncomfortable.
The joke was NOT “brown people served white people in the 60s”.
It was “white people get uncomfortable when racial topics are raised, even if not true.”
i think white people like when other people do negative things in general, no matter the color. Take Natalee Holloway, and Casey Anthony for instance. Whitebred people with whitebred criminals, and BRANDED into our heads 24/7 by the newsmedia.
Definitely one of the whitest shows on TV.
You can have it – it’s booorrrrring…….
I can’t believe people are severely offended by anything on this site.
That said, I grew up in white neighborhoods and I go to Oberlin College and I’m one of the few non-white students here. Most of what is said here is true: my white friends like to play old rap for no real reason, they LOVE it when I make mistakes, and saying anything that deals with race, even jokingly, saddens them and sometimes puts them on the defensive, though they know by now that I’m not serious.
The things said on this site are scarily accurate, but obviously it doesn’t apply to every white person, so I don’t get why people are offended by any of this or, if they’re white and don’t fall under the category, why they have to feel they’re a huge exception to the rule and therefore just proved something wrong.
… Now I want an article about those who want to be an exception.
Feck me I hate white people. And I’m white. Don’t you “anti-consumerist” North Face wearing wankers realise you are perpetually fueling the consumerist society? Selecting a Toyota Pryus is still buying a car and remains a consumer choice. Ditto an Apple bloody Mac. It’s just distinction; smoke and mirrors to keep us consuming. Wrong TV shows vs right TV shows, cool tshirts vs crap tshirts. It’s all bollocks. Want real social status? Stop buying shit. Stop over-eating on exotic foods. Stop watching rolling CNN coverage. Put down the blackberry. Cancel the gym. Stop using over-work as a substitute for lack of sexual activity. Once you realise that impressing others and buying things is creating an artificial state of happiness, figure out what will make you happy, really happy within and run with it. But really run with it. Stick at it until you find inner satisfaction. Stop trying to chase the tomorrow and live for today.
haha. i’m wearing a north face fleece right now.
I bet with a name like Pierre you’re probably smoking a clove cigarette while your French Poodle with pink dyed hair licks peanut butter off your balls.
wow. get over it. you sound like you have some serious issues. i personally would rather be just like the people made fun of in these articles then some hate monger such as yourself. why don’t you just worry about your own life.
Like most White people, I don’t watch TV.
Of course, I have Netflix.
And more than half of my Netflix rentals are TV shows on DVD.
Shows like Mad Men.
Hmmm….
Most of what’s said on this site isn’t really racist, nor does it show white people in any sort of bad light. That’s what’s offensive to me. Scrolling through, I notice a fair amount of these things as “stuff educated people like”, or “stuff socially conscientious people like”.
That said, the offensive part is the idea that people who are not white will read this site, and use this as an example of what not to like, or participate in. Obviously there are exceptions to that, but it’s a fairly standard concept in adolescent development especially.
You know what would make the party more authentic, and therefore, MORE awesome?!
lol
You know whats funny. I used to work in a jail, and the pocket pussys that the inmates made out of latex gloves were called Fifis. That just seems ironic to me. Also I bet Pierre’s ball licking poodle is named Fifi. Hmmmm
Yeah, I agree that it doesn’t really strive to try to make whites look bad or anything. My friends and I are at an old enough age to not take this site to heart and to avoid/indulge in what’s said here, but I suppose there will be those who think this is serious.
That said, when I read this site, I didn’t really fall under any of it except for stuff like liking scarves (but definitely not to the extent that it was described) and stuff like that. A lot of people don’t seem to realize that there are cultural aspects being pointed out here, rather than “this is what white people do, so watch out.” I like this site mainly because it’s humorous, but I also like how you can see a culture being defined here.
It’s just depressing to see so many people take it seriously.
How does this work in with not having a TV at all, which WP also like?
Going to a non-white’s theme party to watch Mad Men on their TVs.
Nobama, you might have been in jail, but is wasn’t because you worked there. Remember, when you go to “work” in the back seat of a cop car; you’re going to jail. You’re a fucking inmate, beeeootch.
Take your meds, beeeooootch.
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Mad Men is quite cool, it’s just a snap-shot of 1960’s Madison Avenue, when Advertising was the sexy industry. BUY! CONSUME! BUY! CONSUME! Just like in John Carpenter’s ‘They Live’.
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absurd thought –
God of the Universe says
ALL Whites are racist
people of other races
can never be racists
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absurd thought –
God of the Universe says
only whites were slave traders
they only bought their slaves
from African slave traders
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All real freedom starts with freedom of speech. Without freedom of speech there can be no real freedom.
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so true!
I’ve actually done this, that is, use examples from the site to talk to white people. I am always looking for conversation topics to talk to people in general, and the fact is that things on this site are scarily accurate. A lot of the things on this site are illogical to me (conjoined naming? bottled water? what the hell?).
Sadly, I’ve earned the trust of many a white person by talking about stuff that doesn’t make much sense to me, but that they seem happy to extrapolate about, such as the benefits of a useless (oh, sorry, “liberal arts”) major.
Wow, get a life.
Whites should stop watching TV altogether. TV in the United States is run by Jews who don’t like Whites very much and in fact have actively undermined White cultures throughout history.
In short, TV is just another way in which Jews undermine Whites and White societies – and thus Whites should desist from watching it.
I think you’re right, and the pay tv cable is over the top jewish garbage, filth.
My local library purchased a copy of “Mad Men:Season 1” there is 430 holds on the first copy returned. They decided to purchase “Mad Men: Season 2,” because of the demand. I don’t have the $70 a month for cable; I use a set of rabbit ears. Is this show that popular?
As a white person who is not a left leaning liberal (the group lander satirizes) but rather a libertarian who leans conservative on some issues who lives in san francisco, I find alot of humor in this blog because I see this in white liberal people all around me.
and yet….all those white people who are not jewish are acting and directing on that ‘so-called ‘ jewish TV?? Sounds like you wanna make many of your fellow whitefolk unemployed…
d-u-m-b-a-s-s-e-s.
I live in San Francisco, and I feel the same way about white liberal people. I am on the left side of things, but sometimes it’s just too much to deal with. I also have joked that only white people like MADMEN & ENTOURAGE
Sounds like you won’t like the show. Not being able to afford cable rules you out of this particular ‘white people’ demographic. you may want to stick with american idol, dancing with the stars and so you think you can dance.
Why do people try to sound ‘profound’ in their comments here? It’s parody. No one wants to read a comment that’s not funny.
Well, you’re comment wasn’t particularly funny.
Uh . . .shut up. You’re fat.
Of course you would have to explain it to someone like me.
You must be the “right” kind of white person.
That’s hilarious.
Fuck, I just soiled myself, what a fucking mess. How can this happen? I am 44 years old, with half a shit rolling down my leg, worse than the shit is the clean up.
Mad Men hate people who send forwards: http://thismayconcernyou.com/2009/03/30/42-forwardsenders/
Jew garbage! Bring back Hitler!
Mad men? thats seriously the best you could do?
i stumbled upon this website while googling and i have to say.. i couldnt be more disappointed with the lameness of this website..
this website blows.. no wonder no one knows about it..
Hey Paul Bob!
Nobody cares what you think– go back to beating your kids and drinking away the pain of being molested by your own father.
Ta Ta!
Michelle
I am white and enjoy irritating people at dinner parties when I talk about how we don’t have cable…not enough time to watch TV when there are so many books to read, ironic movies from Netflix to watch, languages to learn and gourmet food to cook (we use Maldon salt, btw). So course I don’t actually watch Mad Men either, but it sounds like a lot of fun. Can’t wait to see it on DVD.
That was a knee-slapper. I’m not impressed. Is this what they’ve been talking about? Put the words “White People” in the blog and generate some controversy. Smart move, Sherlock.
“White People” isn’t a proper noun, Sherlock.
nice blog, what about link exchange with my one?
let me know via comments…
cheers
White people love posting anonymous hate messages on other people’s blogs.
You’re a flaming douche bag, Flash.
Good one.
I came across your blog about “dead” black music in the US Airways mag a couple days ago, it was pretty bleak – you seem to be making your nut from your riff on “caucasians” but it’s all destructive stuff. Is there really harm in one culture enjoying/appreciating what other cultures and races can achieve? The message seems to be that, as a white guy, I should eat white bread and potatos, listen to church music, drive a Ford sedan, and dress in a grey suit, white shirt and blue tie – in other words, stick to my own group norms. I should be ashamed if I perceive value in what another group is doing/saying/singing/eating/etc……
Seriously, good luck, whatever you do; I understand that your blog is about the silly extremes that some people take multiculturalism. It seems strange, though, that when we (caucasians) take something from another culture that we like it’s beneath your contempt, but when another culture copies something from us, it’s called “cultural imperialism” – perhaps you should blog about that sometime.
“It’s all destructive stuff.” Hahaha!!!! You’re a fucking tool.
I don’t know why you’d bother to make a comment like this any more, it’s so predictable. Flame away, pussyfart, nobody’s listening.
the way you wrote that was kinda hot
Resistance is futile.
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Uhhh….looks like you’re “listening.” Lighten up there, cocktart, and go thank mom for letting you crash at her place for the past 37 years.
Hey Michelle!
was that seriously the best you could do?
i uhh.. dont have kids?..yet?..
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I loved the end of this post! So true!
That’s a good point! Some people do find truth depressing. Truth is what sets us free, and it’s about time we get to look at what we want right, instead of what’s wrong. http://tinyurl.com/projectDASH
I loved Arrested Development! Now THAT was a funny show. It ticks me off that it was pulled when some dumb show like 2.5Men is on any hour of the day.
Portia was great on AD, as all the other stars, but I don’t hold out too much hope for Better Off Ted.
You’re doing it wrong anyway. You need something like a St. Benard to do the ball licking thing, something with a nice big tongue.
Those are GREAT dogs! 🙂
Oh, Beethoven…
Seriously, stop advertising your bullshit delivery service or I’ll let the NYPD know about your weed distribution thing.
Shaniqua, where are you?
Good point, I like that ghetto show, Bad Times, about a typical black family living in the projects, made by a jew. Brought to you by kool aid.
Hitler would have been great in Mad Men. Hair all slicked back, going fucking nuts! Now you got a show.
White men don’t like TV dude, YOU, know that…
White men like blogs, and books based on blogs, white men also likes telling everybody they read certain blogs, and the ones who writes them, like to tell their friends how all other blogs suck or how stupid people that comment their blogs are.
White men that are blogging are very often driven by their own ego, and by getting those 15 minutes of fame, in fact, I think white men who are blogging, have a small penis.
hahaha! now that’s funny!
this site is funny
I have one to add:
Speaking high school spanish to spanish-speaking immigrants, and thinking the immigrants appreciate their effort
The “right kind” of white people don’t watch TV.
This site is slipping.
I’m “outraged” on behalf of white people everywhere.
oh, and the Onion isn’t funny either.
Is it ok that the more I read this site, the more I hate hipster white people, who are the “right” kind of people this website is talking about…
I LOVE beating the shit out of white people who show up to the MMA gym. I also like conning them out of their money, because they’re such easy targets (they think they’re smarter than everyone, and therefore forget basic common sense) AND they tend to have a lot of disposable income.
White people have not stopped liking things, so why have you stopped writing posts? You need a trip to Park Slope or Williamsburg to get you energized and inspired to make fun of white people. Hell, just type in “Park Slope” or “Williamsburg” in Flickr and prepare to take a toboggan ride through the forests of Whiteness.
I thought white people didn’t like tv but instead liked to brag about not even owning one?
Or do they watch this on hulu?
gfas
#124 should be about how wonderful white people are. For only white people can save the earth, save the whales, and save the niggas!
I wanted to say something funny and witty, but it’s late and I’m tired. I’m going on vacation tomorrow and I have to be up at 3:45 in the fucking morning. So you may be wondering why I would even be bothering to post since I have nothing to say. Well, the real reason is because Buckaroo is a total fucking tool and I just felt like I should say that. Oh yeah, he is also a complete ass clown and a total ass licking fag. Goodnight everyone. Except you Buckaroo, eat shit.
I haven’t seen any of these shows and I don’t watch TV. I’m also white so WTF is this writer on. I’m guessing if the writer is white these are his or her own experiences?! Poor you buddy!
Oh, you don’t like lil Bucky. He sure must have got under your skin. If I were you I wouldn’t wear that on my sleeve as you do. Bucky will just fuck with you some more.
Nobama,
You’re a disgusting beeeoootch. Ole Pierre is right, you’re an easy target. Tell me about this vacation you’re going on. Going out to the pig farm and corn hole the sows must be your cup of tea. Have fun big boy. If you sick with the poled china sows it will be the only white meat you ever had. If you do one of those sweeties twice you can claim you’re going steady with a white female. Sleep tight, beeeeoootch.
Wee Wee piggy.
@ Chris G:
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/26/28-not-having-a-tv/
Almost a month since the last update?
Looks like someone got his book deal and just decided to give up on the site. Don’t middle class whites use people for something, then move on to greener pastures when their victim has served its purpose? 😉
Come on, Christian, if you’re not going to update the blog regularly, bring a few co-editors in to keep putting content up.
I was kind of disappointed at the way updates became so infrequent…I enjoyed this blog a lot when it really hit its stride…but then I looked at the comments and understood why it happened
I just saw this fat black woman, she looked like a gorilla with a newport hanging out of two huge lips, gross.
buttaroo are you off to San Fran again? Girl you are a butt freak.
I am not white (Aryan) thus I have NEVER seen this TV program
haha… not sure if i like the blog or the comments better.
-http://lazyeverdays.wordpress.com/
miss
Americans hate soccer with a passion. We will always insult it no matter what. We will always question the masculinity of the millions who play it and the billions who watch it. We are superior because we are American, our sports are superior, foreign sports are inferior.
This is the mindset that no matter what you soccer fags will never change. America’s culture and sports dominate the world. Soccer is weak.
So you’ve made lots of observations on this blog. How about some conclusions?
There is only one conclusion to be reached, white people are a bunch of desperate wretches, try as they may. The white females are most pathetic. Evolution will rid the earth of whites, give it time.
Mike, where ya been bud. Yore shite is absolutely hysterical, I literally spew coffee reading it. Please come back and pick up where u left off. I am completely serious. Oh and by the way I can totally believe you are the funner in your posse!! Peace out
K., two mistakes: “Know than”…NO! Know that…and in the Moleskine one… “the the”
just to confirm: I do want to bust your ass on mistakes
dude…you are a fucking idiot (in case you didnt already know)
As always funny and uncomfortable at the same time. I linked to this post, it was too good to pass up!
Hmmm = red and contemplated.
Smoking should be allowed everywhere.
– MPM
I notice how good you are at pointing out everyday things in your american lifestyle, such as how white people like Coffee#1, Tea#13, Water#76, Wine#24 and beer#23.
That’s absolutely amazing, I never realized how non-white people avoided those kind of things, that’s probably why so many africans die of dehydration.
Me? I like milk. But I’m just your wrong kind of white people.
On a different note, I hate how white people love to make other white people feel bad about what they like.
What about breaking bad??
Hey, who stole my crystal meth?
She then noticed I was looking at her, and then she sat on me. I was at once disgusted and strangely aroused.
I think Ginger nut has milked the white thing dry. It’s not even worth a troll these days. Mad Men and Moleskin! What next? White people like breathing, eating food and living in houses? Lame!
Rarrrr! I’m an angry white person, how dare you insult our race! Not scary, I know. Angry black people on the other hand: scary. Angry Asians: adorable.
Wow has this site gone downhill. It used to be funny but they are really reaching.
white people like updates.
What’s happened to the comments here? Have all the suscribers to FOX news discovered the TWPL for the first time and as usual for them, left thier sense of humor in the toilet?
shit and fall in it white people.
we would like a new update. come on, people.
You know this site could be called “what rich douche bags or yuppie snobs like”, to some extent some of it qualifies as what republicans like too, and if your generalizing why not call it what Americans like since none of the content would have to change. Of course it’s in a way implying that being a yuppie douche eating at whole foods and so forth is a white thing. Is it done by mostly whites ? Sure maybe but we all know how stereotypes work.
I like laughing at these articles too and you know why ? because the author is talented, his satire revealing, and his content is funny. Maybe it’s not a bad thing when we can laugh at each other, but still I can’t help noticing how there are many of comments from time to time (not the authors but posters) which come off as hostel towards white people.
I’ve meet white people that didn’t like black people and black people who didn’t like white people. While being white myself the latter was perhaps more personally threatening. However I was equally offended either way. Not out of some sense of proving I wasn’t racist in the way a homophobic person might need to constantly prove they like women, no I was saddened as a human being.
I also couldn’t help but be struck by how similar many people I’ve encountered white or back were in their attitudes of ignorance fear and hostility , how united in their human tendency to exaggerate the differences between them selves and others. How easily too they ignored the fundamental truths they shared with most of their fellow man.
If only it seems these hostile people could have had the same cultural background and skin color why I bet you could give them a “somebody else” to hate and they’d all be having poker night together and speaking ill of (insert group that’s different here).
I can’t help but wonder what people would think of a site making fun of black stereotypes, how impossible it would be to have this come off as anything but at least ignorant , maybe even offensive and how tired and cliche the stereotypes would be.
I think the “white thing” while a good source of material for comedians for some time, is finally running it’s course and getting tapped out.
I’d like to a see a “things Americans like”, as there are so many absurd happenings in this country these days. Blind materialism, Wars on nouns, mass shootings. The government forcing average and poor tax payers to bail out the rich lenders.
All this black white stuff is just another distraction. I met white people who while they didn’t want to vote for a republican candidate were not sure which they were more fearful of a president that pees sitting down or one that’s black. As depressing as listening to these people was, thankfully it’s comforting to know most, or at least enough white Americans don’t consider skin color important enough that we couldn’t as a people (as Americans) come together and elect a black candidate.
It was a hell of a thing for a this white guy, as the president and vice president held hands on that podium, to see Jesse Jackson weeping with joy. Why ? Because on some level it even transcends issues of racial equality. Black or white you have to recognize that equality, is a timeless universal human struggle in which all people have a stake.
Negative attitudes and generalizations are contagious though and people react to hostility , to experiencing ignorance and hate usually by becoming just as hostile towards the race of their antagonist.
Black , white we are all Americans and whats more beyond that we are all humans. It’s this idea of reveling in and exaggerating how different people can be that eventually lets us for forget that these other people are in fact human beings just like us. On a small scale this mentality makes people isolate themselves and become hostile but on a large scale it’s this mentality , the need to be in competition with someone we can label as different, this willingness create an “us and a them” that is the cause of all human suffering, misery and tragedy.
It has caused Catholics and Protestants in Ireland (the majority of whom being white) to blow up school children just as some sick racists at one time did in this country to black churches and schools. Like wise in Israel or the middle east innocent people born in the worn place at the wrong time continue to undergo, unimaginable and senseless suffering and harm. The children in these cases may not have yet even learned why they were supposed to be different , making it all the more difficult to understand why some one (supposedly older and wiser) would want to harm them.
It causes people to wage war and subjugate others for oil and profits and it causes others to fly planes into office buildings or slaughter journalists on video tape so that their pregnant wives can watch it on the internet.
Sure we can laugh about how people don’t play Christmas songs because of the crusades, but remember the fact that it was a Christan putting a museum to the point of a sword over a thousand years ago is irrelevant. This sort of senseless violence doesn’t need one or any religion, race or group for that matter and it has never stopped being a common occurrence in history , be it Native Americans , blacks slaves , the Jews during wold war 2 , or be it war, terrorism and suicide bombings today. People of all races and creeds perpetuate, suffer and die from this sort of wrong thinking and ignorance. Often even the victims descendants can turn around to dehumanize some one else as if it were some how different.
The real cause is always the same as is the result. So while there is nothing wrong with laughing at our differences as whites and blacks form time to time you have keep in mind that these differences in the grand scheme trivial. When ever we forget that , (or that the divide between human beings need not be between one of black or white to be harmful) we all loose something.
We all need to stop finding ways to label others as different and think for a moment how we all want and need the same things. We want to be happy and we all need to love some one, be they our kids our wives, our friends , or in a better world even our neighbors and fellow man. Our fates and those of our children are cast together and we have but a limited time on this earth. To waste that time solely in competition for material things or revolving around superficial cultural differences is truly a loss.
We all tend to forget this in our day to day lives. We talk of TV , our jobs, bills , what celebratory did what, and apparently if your white perhaps who wore what sweater to what party?
Our thoughts revolve around pop culture this and stereotype that. However if we can’t come to the revelation they we are all human and realize what is important in the big picture, if we can’t hold empathy and compassion in our minds on some deeper level then our actions will always risk contributing to selfishness and suffering in the world. Even if we don’t see the way in which we have contributed none the less we and certainly our children will bear the consequences of living the world our attitudes and actions helped to create.
These things may sound cliche , we may say that we have all heard them before but it doesn’t change the fact that they are true and they will bear repeating so long as there is even one human being among us who fails to understand what they really mean. In this day and age we seem to have a global crisis or community tragedy always looming over us and yet we scratch our heads wondering why ? Then we lament how trying to kill or lockup more of the “bad people” doesn’t seem to make our problems go away.
The many people killed and injured in the civil rights movement, the protesters, the people risking their own physical safety and status because they could not turn a blind eye to the suffering of their friends and neighbors , realized this. Martin Luther King Jr. realized this. Those white involved in the in the civil rights moment were not being PC, trying to be cool or rebellious, or trying to atone for the actions of other white people. Nor were they trying to atone out of guilt for the legacy of slavery that built this country. They understood the real struggle that lay beneath the labels and semantics of the time. People were people. The knew that under the surface of their current political and racial struggles something more universal was also at stake. It’s the struggle to keep the worst aspects of humanity from overwhelming us all. This struggle takes many forms and it’s far from over.
If you doubt this just read the news, or think about that friend, loved one or co-worker who may be at this very moment fighting for their lives somewhere in Iraq or Afghanistan. The next time your trying to understand why some senseless tragedy is in the news interrupting your episode of mad men, you can bet some where it comes down a fundamental ignorance of the basic and universal human truths.
This is just something I wrote on Page 14 of my moleskin notebook if anyone cares. If you ever wondered what in the world at least one of those white guys was scribbling while riding on the bus, well now you know.
I don’t get it. Do people leave long comments like these because they think they’ll be read?
oh weimanxi, i totally get you. you’re one of THOSE white people. the type that pretends that watching a tv show on DVD is somehow different to watching TV. right on! i like to pretend that taking food from buffets isn’t stealing. it’s just taking what i am owed. want to be my friend?
Maybe once they found something interesting in a long comment they happened to read some where else. Maybe they just felt they had something to say. How many read or agreed with it then woudn’t much matter. After all there are lots of ways to waste time that don’t include even the remote possibility that even one other person might care or find some value in their ideas. Yet we all still do those things too.
that’s because black people actually have something to be REALLY mad about
…the same thing that I meant by “you idiots.”
I just got so mad I pooped myself. It was a messy poop too.
Here’s but one thing Wright said that needs some ‘splainin’:
“The government lied about inventing the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color. ”
Can I get a cite here please? Ideally a bunch from REPUTABLE sources, preferably not the sort that say that the Freemasons, the CIA, the Jews, your Mom, the Bilderbergers, or some combination thereof, were responsible for the Kennedy Asassination.
Rev. Wright was criticized because he was (and remains) a representative of black nationalism, a hateful ideology no different in its effects from its white counterpart, who called for God to damn America.
Look, nobody important denies the enormities that the United States has committed in the past. But at the same particular time, you, Non-Whitey, and people like you are enabling people like Whitey through all this grievance-mongering and excuse-making (depraved on account of being deprived). Try to realize that going after people for the sins of their ancestors is at best counterproductive, and at worst, evil. Need I say anything about the Jews being accused of deicide?
And don’t give me that “well since Blacks have been discriminated against and been objects of hate in the past, they are perfectly justified in hating Whites, White men in particular”. Hate is hate is hate, whether it’s coming out from under white sheets or under a clenched black fist.
Oh, and, uh, Whitey, after you finish that hot threesome with your cousins (got to maintain the purity of the White race, after all), do everyone a favor and take that Occidentalist Quarterly rag, stick it up your ass, masturbate with some crazy glue at the next klavern meeting, and then take a long walk off a short pier, you retrograde valise full of stale cat shit. It is fortunate that you, and people like you, are an irrelevant part of society, exactly where you (and Rev. Wright and David Duke and whoever the hell runs Mecha) should be.
that’s next post!
Someplace where I can get my face bathed in the FARTS of fine White wimmin!
That sure is a lot of words that no one will ever read!
…but I USUALLY poop all over in-bred, incestuous, goat f*cking, swatika saluting, confederate flag waving, trailer park residing, moonshine swilling, Nascar loving white people ‘cuz it feels oh so good !!!
Bob-abooey claims…
“We all need to stop finding ways to label others as different and think for a moment how we all want and need the same things….
“They understood the real struggle that lay beneath the labels and semantics of the time…”
it’s not about “labels” or “semantics” it’s about IDENTITY.
For example, you WOULD think the the white working class would be on the side of the ethnic minorites that have historically been denied in ameriKKKan society, as these whites actually have more in common with these groups than with bourgeois Aryan society.
But in fact working class whites see minorities as the INHERENT “other,” right down to the DNA, and vote AGAINST their own economic self-interests just to keep these so-called “Knee-grows,” “Homos,” and “Illegal Aliens” at a safe distance. I refer all interested parties to the treatise, “What the Matter with Kansas.”
Obama notwhithstanding, I think this will continue…
If Don Draper and his wife moved on my block I’d me mesmerized. I’d be like “Honey, yoy have to see this, the 2 most gorgeous people in the world just moved on our block.”
Speaking of finding mistakes, now: “Television is one of the keys to a white person’s heart.” but in January 2008 https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/26/28-not-having-a-tv/ One presumes that white people have changed or that satire needn’t be consistent.
Kinda late on this one aren’t you?
No, it is consistent to say white people love television while simultaneously loving not having one. The trick is that one has to be very selective about the shows watched (no MTV or reality shows), shows MUST be watched on DVD, and ideally, viewed on a computer. In that way, we still get to watch the shows we love, while still retaining the pseudo-intellectual posture of proudly not owning a TV. I mean, computers are necessary, right?
I myself am a pretentious white person who is proud to bring up his lack of a television set in casual conversation, but I would certainly not be embarrassed to be caught sprawled out on my Herman Miller sofa watching Madmen or Arrested Development on a Macbook. How much whiter can you get than that?
Ole Bob didn’t say anything that hasn’t been said on this blog. Why people do that? I have no idea; but I sure wish not ever to meet them. Boring Bob, repeat Robert, get a life.
Damn, I’m supposed to be nice. Ah, Bob, kindly and generously please learn to read before you write.
Something else Mad Men hate: Removable Facebook Friends …
http://thismayconcernyou.com/2009/04/08/49-removable-facebook-friends/
Enjoy.
“you WOULD think the white working class would be on the side of the ethnic minorities that have historically been denied in ameriKKKan society, as these whites actually have more in common with these groups”
I agree you would think that, and a lot actually do (we call them liberals which used to not be a bad word) , but I think this ignoring of the middle classes interests by the middle class has helped put our economy in the state it’s in. I know republicans who earn pretty low salaries yet they voted for tax breaks for the wealthy saying hey that’s me too, or at least it will be someday.
I love how these big corporations funding these the right wing candidates are so dependent on cheap labor from illegals and newly legal immigrants willing to work for next to nothing they couldn’t crack down on the so called immigration issues if they wanted to. They do love to get us middle class whites shaking our fists though about how we are getting screwed by someone making 3 dollars an hour.
Sorry , I accidentally turned on CNN again when I meant to be watching FOX news. Just pretend I said some thing fascinating about TV , Fashion accessories, a celebrity diet/sex tape, or some new plastic gadget.
Guess I figured if people could take the time to tell others they suck , or that ipods are sweet, over and over again I could get away with some thing a little serious. Seeing people asking what happened to peoples senses of humor or the hostile posts on here, or asking if the materials run dry it stuck me these are just tense times for a lot of people.
Yeah it’s boring when some one is saying something you couldn’t care less about. For some of us that have relatives fighting in a war right now forgive us if we might find it hard every once and a while to be entertaining or always thinking about what’s on reality TV, shopping at the mall, or anything else that passes as “having a life” most of the time. Whoa there’s a dog on TV riding a skate board ..I gotta go.
Oh thanks for mentioning “Whats the Matter with Kansas.” btw. I think I’m going to pick that one up.
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What”s this war fighting stuff you’re talking about? I have two sons in Iraq fighting sand monkeys as I write. Now what’s this you have to say?
Know something else white people dig? Obscure record rips and untenable noises! That given, white people would love my newest music project, Gods Barking: http://godsbarking.blogspot.com/
I am glad this site is running out of ideas and losing popularity.
Yes it is ironic and snarky..but is that all it is? villifying white people and degrading their sense of identity is something that serves a larger purpose.
ive never seen a more racist blog.
shameeeee.
im white, who says i like certain things? HA!
what people like can not be determined by the pigment in the skin fools.
*shakes head*
I would like to visit the Don and get shit faced with him, and smoke some butts and drool over Betty.
Hmm not sure what that larger purpose your mentioning is beyond selling a few books maybe.:)
If this site is in any way representative of anyone’s sense of identity I think they need to find a less exclusive, fragile and ridiculous sense of identity.
A lot of the time what people think of as identity is a cover for racial fears and prejudices. Most whites were immigrants to this country at one time . Lots were hated for being Irish or Italians because they were the poor living in the ghettos , the mafia, the criminals, or the uneducated as far as the European Americans were concerned. Now they are just white people too. Funny how that works isn’t it?
Are people who have prejudices really that hateful towards minorities or do they really just have fears based on negative life experiences that they now associate with these people ? Do they really not enjoy the cultural contributions people of different ethnicity have made to this country ? Do they not want Hispanics or blacks in their neighborhoods because of skin color or do they perhaps think of Hispanics as lazy , blacks as potential criminals and both as gang members ? Maybe those vilifying whites are just jaded too.
You could say there is more crime and poverty in minority neighborhoods or you could wonder why the class division and educational level seems to drop primarily in these areas. If your income is decent and you live in a good neighborhood then next time you ponder this, think of the first thing your Real estate agent told you about that house. “It’s expensive but the schools here are great and it’s a safe neighborhood. If we are paying the same taxes for the schools to be equally funded how are some getting loads of money to be good while others are a joke.
Do I walk through bad neighborhoods that are mostly non white without fear ? No but I imagine living there is pretty shitty for everyone that can’t afford anywhere else. Do my non white friends want to go on a road trip touring through the small white, trailer parks and towns in Oklahoma ? Not exactly.
There are more and more white ghettos too btw as the division of wealth and the idea of an educational system as a class and status regulator grows worse, and the price of education continues to increase. Our identity as white people is going to be the real one millions of Americans currently share, one of ignorance and poverty for all but the elite.
First off if so, I salute your sons courage and I hope they stay safe. Our thoughts and prayers are with all our soldiers.
“Fighting sand monkeys as I write” and “What’’s this war fighting stuff you’re talking about?” I guess you really didn’t read the first comment , and maybe it hasn’t been said here before after all, but are you really being serious ?
Well this is way off topic and I’m sure your just baiting me since I was taking about how these easy labels for other people and races make us blind to the causes of our real problems. If you want to know what I think it’s long and more complicated than “Fighting sand monkeys” but we have have been over there for 6 years now, spreading democracy, fighting for freedom, and oh there some oil there (ok a lot) too but that’s not important.
If you have a better explanation though I’d love to hear it as a lot of us wonder what it is we are fighting for not just the changing vague ideas we’ve heard. How else can we know when we will be done or how to succeed.
Most our solders are taking pride though in trying to help the people of Iraq, wither or not that’s much what were really originally sent there for or not. Supposedly 85,000 civilians have died unfortunately in this war so far though (and new reasons for the war popped up every time the old ones collapsed didn’t they ?) I wonder if the billionaire owners of the oil corporations (bush family included as oil is their family fortune after all) profiting from this war would ever send their sons over there to fight along side the hard working Americans making this sacrifice. We did give these people some one to fight over there instead of blowing things up here perhaps for the time being.
Will that be a long term solution though and just how long can we stay there ? I did hear that army recruitment was high in times on economic trouble and people loosing their savings and jobs all around now days has been a boon for enlistment. This will tell you how many wealthy tend to be in the service though. I know for us it was the chance to help afford college and a trust that our country dose what’s right and just, or at least what we need to do for the good of the nation.
When will terrorism surrender ? Oh wait that’s not a country it can’t , but it’s a good way to avoid having to discuss an open economic conflict with vague goals for success and an undetermined time period. Can being hyper vigilant and giving up our civil liberties, or just ignoring what we don’t want to see, ever allow us to stop terrorism, stop those who want to do bad things every time they try ?
At least Bush decided not to use those 9/11 video images in his re-election campaign adds.(Yes his people were considering it least we not get the point that we needed to vote for him. )
Funny how these gulf war incidents in these oil rich nations always seem to come about when we have the wealthy members of the oil dynasties as our presidents. It’s probably a coincidence and the irony that the war and terrorist threat was one of reasons we kept voting for bush would be too much.
Some Americans still think Saddam had nukes and was training Al-Qeida ( we know they have been largely in Pakistan in the tribal bad lands area, even their government fears to tread in, all along and that they pour into Iraq to shoot at us and blow up the locals) and during the cold war we funded and trained these same Afghanistan fighters that are part of who we are now fighting. They were fighting Russia in the soviet afghan war then and all we could think about was fighting those “Dirty Commies” so we supported them because Russia was evil and hated freedom and our way of life right ? Opps.
Why did Iraq invade Saudi Arabia, and the first gulf war take place ? Because the Saudis were wealthy selling oil to American refiners while Iraq was starving , sitting on as much oil as the Saudis but unable to sell much off due to a US lead economic embargo.
Then these Muslim extremest solderers and murders flew airplanes into the world trade center and they said our interfering in their affairs over oil and out military presence there was their reason for doing so. Wither you believe that has any truth or not the explanation our leaders gave us “that they just hate our freedom and just hate us Americans” is a bit contrived.
Dick Chaney reaps in no bid war contracts under halliburton the ex vise presidents company and oil prices (gas at the pump right ) go through the roof until the day we elect a different president and poof back to normal in a week, oh well must be the economy. Then the last thing he dose is send tax payers a 700 billion dollar bill our kids will be paying on after they get home form Iraq for the rest of their lives to support the wall street investors. This after debating whether they can afford our kids body armor or not.
My point is yes all this stuff is complicated, maybe boring but it’s important. It’s easier to just say oh were fighting the sand monkeys who hate freedom and move on with our lives hoping for the best. That was my whole point with the danger of easy labels for other people, and of being distracted all the time.
It absolves you of the need to think or care any further about whats really going on in the world. This is btw a stereotype most countries have of us, even if they like our culture they see us as also the clueless, oblivious Americans. That and they think we are greedy.
When Powell presented that California kids college paper downloaded from the internet to congress as a pre war British intelligence report that helped justify the invasion for example …well the Britts they haven’t stopped laughing at us about that one yet. How many Americans even know about that ?
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you dont get it. and thats what makes this even better
I never thought I would see the day that a US president would bow before the king of saudi arabia! maybe the next topic should be how white people like to deny obama is a muslim!!
Ok I’ve changed my ways after reading this post. I love to put up long boring inappropriate posts between those of people talking about sodomy or talking about…well now that I think about it they are all pretty much about sodomy, but anyway the trick is to write something so depressing that people have trouble making fun of it. Not easy with the standards of humor on the internet. Posting pages from the encyclopedia Britannica is cheating.
Welcome back Carter, just to go with the tv theme. Obama has the chance to be another Jimmy Carter.
George W Bush has been sucking the oily cocks of the Saudis for most of his adult life…
only if he Neils and Bobs
I’m not white but I love me some Mad Men!! The writers are geniuses, Matt Weiner is a genius. I have dreams that I’m on the show or working on the set of the show. Jon Hamm’s following me on Twitter.
I see since everyone found out the guy that does this blog is a bearded dork-ass white hipster with thick rimmed glasses, this sort of fizzled out. Well I hope daddy is proud, white kid.
Errr…I’m pretty sure we all knew this guy was white. He certainly sounds like he knows what he’s talking about after all.
Something tells me you’re a sand monkey.
God almighty, Bob, you’re long winded. I hear you claim this whole world is complicated, but did you ever think you’re complicating it? All your long winded babble makes it seam complicated (particularly to you), but some simple principles and convictions along with good knowledge really will simplify the mess for you. Less babble and more right and wrong decisions will help you through it. Good luck buddy.
Are you an idiot? The only people that think Obama is actually a Muslim are white people – but the wrong type of trailer inhabiting squirrel hunting white people that most of us try to distance ourselves from as much as possible.
Yo fucking yo, joey throw me one
shit and fall back in it assholes
I LOVE over-generalizing!
Keep in mind, ladies and gentlemen, this is coming from a person who’s admitted that he’s defecated on unwilling people!
I refer to those concerned “A Conflict of Visions” by Thomas Sowell.
Now who’s the homophobe?
i read about this blog in a magazine. yeah – a pop culture magazine that i read because everyone else reads DOLLY and Girlfriend. Everything in here is true, it’s almost annoying to have my white habits attacked. but it’s a funny, ironic and witty blog, and something i can go tell my friends i was reading while they were doing something else totally unoriginal. i love it:)
Hey, I’m a white guy who is also an atheist(another white thing I guess) and I do not believe for a second that Obama bowed, nor do I believe that Obama is a muslim. In fact Obama is a little too Christian for my tastes…
From the youtube video it looks as is the King of Saudi Arabia (Abdullah born 1924) was sitting (because he is an old guy) and Obama leaned over to shake his hand.
Now, coz I’m smart I googled all this. Obama is over six foot 1, and a guy on a chair would be about 4 foot, so the tall guy would either have to bend over or the short guy would have to stand up or have really long arms.
Now, the pics of Bush kissing Abdullah…that is pure comedy gold Jerry.
I’d like to point out that my Asian wife LOVES Mad Men, while her white husband (me) would rather watch Fringe.
I think perhaps this should be under What Chicks like, and you can start with Sex and the City, then next would be Mad Men.
you mean white “the non liberal bad kind” are the only ones who are smart enough to admit it!!!
Get on you knees.
The king was standing, you fucking lie, liberal douche bag, I just watched on the Clinton new network.
I dont know weather this is supposed to be a joke or not but either way youre ersatz militant point is BULLSHIT Yes MM is about white people and business but it also shows with deafening clarity the ignorance of white people where Jews are concerned and the dawning of the change that was forthcomming at that time .While
they are never shows making apolgies for its ignorance, its made very clear when in one case one of the players moves to NJ and gets a black girlfriend to seem hip. and then the following Monday Joan calls him on it. BTW not that its any of yourew damn business I happen to be half Creole and half Cuban mixed w/alot of white and I love MM because I feel it is indicitive of the times and DOES NOT claim to represent the entire population on the contrary it focuses on a small portion. I felt the same way you do when everybody was cumming over Knots Landing and Dynasty. Didnt get want the big fuss was all about and didnt care who shot J. R. MM is a period piece that is at least 99% accurate about the PEOPLE IT PORTRAYS its not supposed to be “Roots”
This show RULES!
(Oh wait: I’m white; of course I think that. But in this case I think I am right.)
dude, this website is a humor site. lighten up…
I dont know weather this is supposed to be a joke or not but either way youre ersatz militant point is BULLSHIT Yes MM is about white people and business but it also shows with deafening clarity the ignorance of white people where Jews are concerned and the dawning of the change that was forthcomming at that time .While the show
never shows making apolgies for its ignorance, its made very clear when in one case one of the players moves to NJ and gets a black girlfriend to seem hip. and then the following Monday Joan calls him on it. BTW not that its any of youre damn business I happen to be half Creole and half Cuban mixed w/alot of white and I love MM because I feel it is indicitive of the times and DOES NOT claim to represent the entire population on the contrary it focuses on a small portion. I felt the same way you do when everybody was cumming over Knots Landing and Dynasty. Didnt get want the big fuss was all about and didnt care who shot J. R. MM is a period piece that is at least 99% accurate about the PEOPLE IT PORTRAYS its not supposed to be “Roots”
If you don’t understand what the ‘white’ part of ‘stuff white people like’ refers to, you’re probably not that white. JEEZ
BE!
White people love being long winded. Why do you think there are so many white politicians ? Until more non whites learn to babble while not making decisions this will continue.
“simple principles and convictions along with good knowledge really will simplify the mess for you.”
Amen to that. I still have the conviction that calling fried potatoes “french fries” instead of “freedom fries” is wrong though. I preferred “democracy sticks” but sadly it never caught on.
You Americans with your shoes and running water, pfft do you know how hard it is to peel a banana in a sand storm ? Opps…uh I mean no I’m not, I love Bush , the beer, the genital , and the president.
if the cocks WEREN’T oily, nobody would care…
What do you have against oily cocks? Some guys need that!
If you DO understand and agree with what the ‘white part of’ stuff white people like’ refers to, you are probably not that bright either..
jeeeez.
GODFATHA, were you talking to me?
jew
I’m back motherfuckers…
Black Efron for all you bitches!!!!
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Just as a note, this post doesn’t distinguish between “All white people” and “Most white people”. I’m white and I don’t give a crap about anything the person in this blog brings up (including television, which I might add is an international past-time and the Chinese watch way more television on average than Americans do).
white people love to celebrate historical periods during which their race was on top, while claiming that the celebration is solely about the clothes and popular culture. this is not their fault. white people do not realize when certain races are being excluded. they do, however, notice a nice princess seam, or anything “vintage.”
‘bama definitely bowed, but so what? He was just trying to be polite, the guy is a king after all, and he’s not an enemy. Bush pretty much fucked up the US’s relations with the entire muslim world, and right now Obama is trying to make peace with them and reestablish some mutual respect. That’s a good thing.
I have attempted references to Arrested Development with my fellow whities on many occasions, and no one ever knows what the hell I am talking about. Unless they tend toward the nerdy. Then they are all over it like white on rice.
shouldn’t the line, “Remember parties are fun, historically accurate themed parties are legendary” read “Remember parties are fun; historically accurate themed parties are legendary.”
i’m just saying…
Reminds me of http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
The party should essentially run itself, however, you can severely curtail the amount of fun by saying: “I’m glad this isn’t really 1960 or else I’d be serving all of you.”
White people often find truth to be very depressing at theme parties.
LOL….white people find the truth depressing no matter what. Sweep it under the rug and act like nothing ever happened
Shouldn’t it be “Remember parties are fun, BUT historically accurately themed parties are legendary.”
lol this IS fun!
I love this site, but you guys should also check out http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
I dont agree.
White people have parties around TV shows because white people don’t have kids to have real parties around. White people have dogs, but they still retain some vestige of sanity and don’t have parties around them yet.
Non-white people also see the irony in white people loving a show based around something white people for the last 40 years have been decrying as soulless in books like “the organization man” and “the man in the gray flannel suit.”
Also, white people seem curiously blind to shows which did this better, and existed in the actual past, like the honeymooners.
Screw that, I’m a black man, and I watch Mad Men. My favorite show. It also shows us Blacks how easy it is for White men to make tons of cash doing next to nothing(!)
Nothing like largely white-leaning shows with old, outmoded black dialectic show names…What’s next? Molly Ringwald in a new series about a single-mom ad exec called ‘Awww Sookie Sookie Now’ ??!!
I should think the something for nothing hold card got thoroughly punched by slavery. I understand Condi Rice digs the hell out of Mad Men too.
See “veiled sarcasm”
Step 1:
When in doubt, remain absolutely silent.
Step 2:
When asked about your past give vague, open ended answers.
Step 3:
Have a great name.
Step 4:
Look fantastic in a suit
Looks fantastic in casual wear
Look fantastic in anything
Sound good
Smell good
Kiss good
Strut around with supreme confidence
Be uncannily successful at your job
Blow people away everytime you say anything
Take six hour lunches
Disappear for weeks at a time
Lie to everyone about everything
Drink and smoke constantly
…basically be Don Draper
What’s great about the show is…
when you see a black man on it he’s not wearing a hood, or pants down to his knees and grabin’ his dick.
Granted, they’re all working for the office cleaning service – and the way it should be – to be historically correct.
Because I dont believe blacks were allowed to go to college in the 60’s (just kidding you kno how us white people joke haha).
Just some observations.
Actually, more Blacks were enrolled in college per capita in the 60’s than now. Get a clue.
Exactly. You get my point.
This website is great…
Here’s another hilarious website you should take a look at: http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
and without using a gun.
DUDE weather its supposed to,be humoror not I told the truth and gave more insight than anyone elsedid so DUDE KISS MY ASS!!!
Wow…just…wow.
Where’s the humor here?. I thought it was supposed to be funny.
I know, some folks fail to see the sarcasm in this. Like the saying goes, ‘If you can’t laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.”
what’s great about the show is…..
Stupid white people like white guy reminisce about those days but have to face the reality of the HERE AND NOW, and stupid people like white guy are really suffering inside because they know that those days of Mad Men will never, ever return.
Just some observations.
actually LESS Blacks were enrolled in college per capita when you account all the colleges and universities that EXCLUDED Blacks due to SEGREGATION.
You should get a clue AND a history book.
yea, because we know that during that time, it is the WHITE MAN who used the gun to not only make tons of cash, but to also kill non-whites with impunity.
Get a life white guy.
Yo dog, get a clue on deez nutz…
Love love love Mad Men. The clothes. The sets. The brutal mirror of the flawed “golden age” of White America. The goddesses who populate the show … Joan, Betty, Bobby and Rachel. Everygirl Peg who’s coming into her own.
And that charming, unrepetent silver fox Roger Sterling who is the perfect foil for the pensive, mysterious, dark-haired Draper. Sigh. I watched a boring dated episode of SATC on TBS just b/c John Slattery was in it. And he was just as delicious then as he is now…
how can i get a clue on doze nuts when you got all doze nuts already in your mouth?
what’s up with that….squirrel??
don draper is the tits.
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actually LESS Blacks were enrolled in college per capita when you account all the colleges and universities that EXCLUDED Blacks due to SEGREGATION.”
What does this even mean? Show us the math.
correction: “FEWER BLACKS” were enrolled in college per capita (blacks attending college compared to blacks not attending college). Also, Blacks attending college, in numbers, were fewer in during segregation days than today.
Thanks for pointing out my unclear statements.
Hey louiecoolghetto: Why you all up on my rear here? You gay to … that’s cool though.
It’s a good thing these blogs… for you that is. Because, there’d be no other place on earth we’d both discuss social issues like this together .
I mean , c’mon I don’t think the topic would come up when you were handing me a towel in the men’s room, or my keys after retrieving my car, or shining my shoes .
I’m right on this.
C’mon big guy — admit it.
Hey white guy: I can tell that you are one of those closet gays who like to ‘receive’ it up your ‘rear’……I mean, how did you go from talking about guns to getting it in the ass?
I guess these blogs are a good thing for you….to tell all of us about your suppressed gay fantasies….
Do us a favor and ask your boyfriend to give you what you want: which is for someone to go “all up YOUR REAR”….
happy fudge packing!
Calm down hater.
I was merely commenting on you following me around on here.
And I guess I miss understood when you stated that you wanted to put your nuts in another guys mouth. Hey , that doesn’t make you gay… eagerly, placing your nuts in a males mouth. ??
Now for me being gay , I’m not but if I were , and you weren’t , why the intolerance? Sounds like you’d want them drinking from a different water fountain, and sitting at the back of the bus with you.
You should all check out this site about stupid tourists:
http://ambassadorstotheworld.tumblr.com/
Just saw another hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like on freedomhaters.org.
This time they add to the list, muskets and the Boston Tea Party.
I highly recommend checking it out here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/another-freedom-haters-salute-stuff-white-people
I see that white guy cannot read, thus the reason he makes such stupid and ignorant statements. I never stated putting my ‘nuts in anyone’s mouth’….re-read what i wrote idiot.
Secondly, the only ‘hater’ here is you….afterall, your statements have been stereotyping non-whites, so i took it upon myself to give you back examples of white stereotypes…and i see by your comments, you are taking personally…..
If you don’t like intolerance, try acting tolerant and there would be no issues here.
awwww just shut tha fuck up white guy and go back to doin what you seem to do best, which is lookin at dicks and sucking balls…
beeeeotch….
It seems that Mad Men brings out the dreams of a past era for white folk, and especially white men.
a time when white men were the boss and everything and everyone else came secondary to their rule.
ha ha ha.
That shit is over and done with beeeotches.
Let it go and get over it.
Pot calling the kettle black. Give me a break.
Don’t try and say now, it was to teach a hater a lesson. All you vicious scumbags
just showed your prejudice.
Look , I could be a one legged lesbian midget, for all you know , and I could give a rat’s ass who you think I am.
The point is, you guys are all hypocrites. At least I’ll say I’m prejudice. Everyone is.
I stumbled upon this site because I’m in advertising and I like the show.
And all I see here, is a bunch of haters, obsessed with the white man. What’s your problem ?
You almost have a black man in the white house ( you know they call it that for a reason,) , aint that enough.
He’s gonna spread the wealth for you fuckers, take it from smart successful white AND black people and give to all you lazy ass handout loving mother fuckers.
But remember this, and get it through your severely limited brains: there aint no way in HELL you gonna see a bona fide BLACK ( Jess Jackson Jr or Al Sharpton etc) man running this country — EVER.
Especially , after this Jimmy Carter socialist, this black pretending (at best he’s an oreo ) opportunist, gets done fucking this country up more then it is all ready.
I know what all you dogs are thinking…
“Yo dog… Obama’s gonna do right by us poor suffering minorities and give us free shit, yeah. Damn straight .”
“ He’s gonna make more programs and shit – yeah dog – we gonna get what’s coming to us.
“We gonna make the white man pay , his time is over dog.”
“Shit dog… where’s our free shit?”
But hey, what do I know. I just call a spade a spade . But I’m not a faker.
hey white boy, I see that you got so mad that you misspelled your name. A common trait among dumb, ignorant, stupid, uneducated, backwoods, trailerpark, tornado dodging, first cousin marrying, prejudiced beeeeeotches like yourself.
All I have to say to that long winded bullshit you just wrote is this:
FUUUUUUUUUCK YOU and the the broke down redneck pickup truck you rode in on…
now go back and let your hound dog do to you what black folk have been doing to you for a long time: bend over beeeotch, the train is about to run up in your tunnel.
*sigh* I feel much better now.
Uh huh, I thought knew you.
You’re the black boy that spit shines my shoes at Penn Station in New York City.
Fear not brillo head … you still can shine my shoes. I’ll even bring you a slice water mellon for a tip .
Ans please , tell me boy, how old were you when you first got arrested. Cuz I know you wuz locked up many times… how do I know that ?
Well, the same way I know your mom was a Prostitute and you don’t know who your dad is.
See ya, dog.
Wow whie boy, that was’nt very loving. I don’t appreciate how you talkin about da brothas. But you fear not cracker, you can polish the head of my dick with your mouth loser.
Boy, you really woke up on the wrong side of the burning cross eh? Get the shwartizka out your ass and get a life. Deep down inside, you know you wish you were black. Everytime you go to the bathroom and drain your lil wee wee, the jealousy of the BIG BLACK MAN GIFT fillls your heart with hate. Get over it TINY.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
hey black dick,
Yeah, thats it… I’d trade my Superior
white life – for a brillo head , a protruding lip and a black dick. I lose sleep over it.
But you spear chuckers do the right thinng with all our fat ugly chicks. Now they love your big black infected dicks.
Whi(t)e boy, I thought YOU KNEW. Your momma was one of my hoes working at Penn Station in New York, and according to her ‘customers’, she knew how to spit shine dicks in her mouth real well.
Oh, and if you did not get the memo (which I posted on your outback shack which is located on the shores of the Misssissippi River…I had to kick one of your dogs (or was it your pet wharf rat??) and step over all that human shit around the house door…which is an upgrade for you and your first cousin wife and 12 illegitimate kids….I heard you lived UNDER a Katrina trailer for a pretty long time…)
But anyway, the memo was to give you some more bad news. That first cousin wife of yours did the nasty with all the inmates to get you out of jail last night. Oh, you don’t remember last night when you got so drunk that you crashed your pick up and your hound dog ‘pulled up to your bumper’ when you was laid out face down ass up in the middle of tha road.
Give up the bottle beeotch and you and your wife won’t have to give up your asses so much. Don’t be like your momma.
Don’t forget your women too dumbass, YOU know the saying, “once you go BLACK, you never go BACK.” White women LOVE black dick, especially your girl. So go ahead and call me a ‘spear chucker’, I will take that name. I be spearing your girlfriend every night beeeotch. I just love sticking my dick in between the layers of your fat ass girlfriend’s many chins. She said your pathetic 1 incher could’nt even make a dent in her fat roll.
Look you racist bitch, the only thing superior about you is the level herpes flowing thru your pencil dick and the fact that you are the poster child of the dumbing of america. Take your coverall wearing ass somewhere and get fucked some more. OH yeah, you wet dog smelling, deoderant melting, tooth paste avoiding bitch, get a fucking hair cut. Your mullet is not helping your chances of moving up from cooking fries to flipping burgers.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Hey Brillo head…
Did you help your welfare mamma bake cookies as a kid…? You know, she’d stick your face in dough so you could all eat GORILLA cookies.
Peace out dog
What the fuck you talking about porch monkey?
I live in NY … AND I drive a Taho. But sorry, i dont have bling bling 20 inch wheels dat spin around . Dats shits phat!
And why are your big lips jabberIn’ about Katrina? What the fuck – KATRINA?
That New Orleans shit’s between you and God.
Go ask him why he sicked mother nature on your peoples black ass.
Now go eat some chicken mellon head.
I’m talking about you whi(t)e guy beeeotch. And who tha f*** cares that you live in NY. You’re still an ignorant backwoods peckerwood.
And how do i know this? Well you have not denied the facts that i still have your hoe mom working for me at Penn station, and for all i know, you may have been one of your own mom’s customers (when alcohol gets into stupid crackers like you, you’d sleep with hedgehogs if they feel warm enough to you at the moment).
Go back to your trailer and let your hound dog have a second round on your ass. Maybe those porch monkeys you talk about might come over to your trailer tonight and run a train on your ass. Assume your usual position: face down ass up.
BTW: You’re so stupid that you don’t even know how to correctly spell the name of the vehicle you claim to drive. It’s TAHOE ya backwoods illiterate beeeotch….TAHOE. Are you blind as well as stupid?
geez.
haha Gorrila cookies….
Could you chk mi splling for gorrila… cuz You didnt deny you made them when you waz just a itty biitty Pickaninny … before yous grew up to be a bona fide SAMBO.
And please stop . I’d say go read a book , but that aint happening … so go watch mtv cribs and hit the crack pipe.
Oh , yes I left the E off Tahoe…thanks.
And you know, I do feel really embarrassed having a black boy with a 3rd grade education correcting me on it.
But I’d also could spend half my post here correcting you and the rest of the dimwits here on grammer. Though you wouldnt understan d because you only have a 3rd grade education… and we all know you weren’t there half the time anyway.
You waz home making gorrila cookies with your welfare / whore mamma. hahaha
She must have had some time for you between tricks. And I know She used some jerkoff juice she saved , to put in the cookie dough before she stuck your ugly face in it.
Take care brillo head.
ps
Haha… you cant win blubber lip. Give it up. Hell, I haven’t even gotten into chicken or cotton picken.
Now go try and figure out a way to make money without stealing it… but remember… sucking dick for dollar bills on the corner like your mamma is not much better…and you should give that up also.
Shhh!
Did you hear that?
Its a voice in the wind…
Listen mellon boy —You cant beat the white man.
Ahhh, this is too easy….
Sorry,
I think I confused the 2 I was insulting.
But the insults are interchangeable to fit either sewer rat.
uh huh = what knd of name is that anyway?
Was that given to you by your slave masters?
I bet thats what you say when a white man tells you what to do…right boy? Uh huh – dumb fuck.
That goes for enigga as well.
That was pretty funny superior dumbass, not as funny as you naked at full staff, (if you want to call it that). That mighty one incher may have been impressive when you were a baby, but not now. I know its hard for you to hide at night, anyone in a ten mile radius can find you just by listening to the laughter of the prostitutes you have to pay inorder to get laid. Do they give you your money back after they spend two hours laughing at your, short comings. I bet you do, that must explain your hostility.
Speaking of which, you sure know alot about GORILLA cookies, did your mom stick her face in the dough when she baked them? Were you the main ingredent for dumb ass stew, red neck dumplings, poor white sucka tash. Look bitch, there is life outside the back woods of bumfuck county, USA. Don’t know what state your in, don’t really give a fuck. I have better things to do with my productive life than to spend it smacking down a lil piss ant like yourself. Suck a fat one beeeeotch.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Enigga, that was’nt very loving trailer park king. I am sure uh huh got his name by stealing all the women you wanted to date and making them say uh huh in the heat of passion, just like I got my name eeeeeeyessniggga when I dicked them down good too. Our favorite game we use to play besides ‘laugh at poor white trash like yourself’ was ‘slave and master’ they played the slave and I was the master. And when they were naughty, I pulled out my mighty whip in my pants and spanked them with it. They loved it too. I had them singing “I’m black and I’m proud”.
‘sigh’ that sounds like fun, it really took me back. Matter of fact, tell your fat ass mom and girlfriend to meet me at the usual hotel, and make sure they pay for the executive room, not the Presidental Suite, in honor of our black president. I will supply the “beast” better known as the BIG BLACK LIMO.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Sure use the word bicth alot. Was that your name in prison … yeah i know … you was a Arian nation Skin head’s Beeeeeotch! Thats why you hate the white man so much.
But hey, don’t blame me for you getting bitch fucked by a hater. Bet your glad he only had an inch or 2 to give you his lil lovin in your heart .
Oh – I’m sorry – you’re are still somebody’s beeeeotch – you’re using the prisons computer .
That explains it . I was wondering how you had access to the internet…cuz that cost money.
Just don’t pick up Bubba’s soap. And go back to sucking his little dick, at least you’ll be able to sit down.
Late Coconut head.
You would know about bubba’s dick would’nt ya beeeeotch. Did my lil name i gave you bring back memories of your days of getting butt fucked by every Tom, Dick and Harry, or was that your boyfriends name? Hairy Dick Tom. Either way, just like the other arian bitches in jail, poor white trash never prosper. You mad because the BLACK MAN took all your jobs away? You pissed that your boss is a teen age black kid who is on the brink of firing your dumbass because your incompetent.
Unlike yourself, I never knew the loving touch of a man. I do experience the loving touch of a woman, hell, I even get touched by ugly bitches. Tell your mom I said hi and that I will be seeing her later. She works wonders on her knees, she told me that she taught you everything you know about sucking a mean dick. I know your boyfriend is glad about that.
Look BEEEEEEOTCH, I am just playing my part, the part of pissing red neck, snagatooth, hound dog lovin, trailer park pimpin, pick up truck pushin, mullet wearing bitches like yourself off. Now play your part and suck a dick bitch.
put alil love in your heart, BRO
🙂
Your mom sucks dick for free, I guess your really proud about that mullet head.
put alil love in your heart.
🙂
Ps, I am sure uh huh can deal wit ya his own lil way, but I am always up for a challenge of wits, unfortunately, your no competition. You need to losen up your hood so your meat head can get some air circulation, for some odd reason, you actually think you have some intelligence. LOL.. The sun shines on a dogs ass every once in a while, I am sure you can light a cross with the best of em, but leave the intelligence to us. ALWAYS BET ON THE BLACK BEEEEOTCH. 😉
suck a fat one.
People get real brave while anonymous. “Whie Guy” (who is probably not white, if he can’t spell it) probably has black friends at work/school, and is writing all of this shit. Enigma may be fucking or possibly in love with a white woman and is saying all this disrespectful shit about “once you go black…”
Get a clue, bitches. Read a book.
Yes I’m writing anonymously as well. But with proper request, I will break anonymity to educate you…all three or four of you, since “Whie Guy” thinks himself “Superior” midway through the note, it seems. The pseudonym I use is true to how I live and what I do for a living.
Hey, Whatever the fuck your name is:
When you post a comment next time – take the dick out of your mouth… What the fuck are you saying?
Black President? Keep dreaming…
Is there a democracy in Africa I dont knw about?
Because the man in the WHITE house is not a “black” man. How do I know that, you racist mow-mow..?
Because, if Obama was to move next to you, in your filthy rat infested housing project –you’d say to your 40 oz drinking, pants drooping , nonworking, government sucking bastard homboys ( by the way , bastard means fatherless ) …
You’d say…
“Damn we gots a milano mother fucker living next door. “…
“Cant trust those half breed mother fuckers…they look black but they start speaking all proper and shit, wear belts, and they fuckenwork! .. can you believe that shit?…
“Fuck that, – he’s whitey to me, alls I know. Hey , but maybe we can rob the mother fucker , hes gots money right? Hezz half white he gotz to have some…”
The only thing black about this guy is he has dark skin, a brillo head and smokes menthol cigarettes … oh, and he grew up with out a father.
So remember douche bags – you’ll NEVER see a real black man in the White House . Hold it – I stand corrected . I think they are letting blacks apply for the janitor jobs now.
Hi really like your Blog, what are you thoughts on hatha yoga? I also found this really good guide on yoga that I think I might get, do you know any one that has got it and if it is any good? Here is the link http://budurl.com/runnersyoga
I’m back cracker,
“Is there a democracy in Africa I dont knw about?”
There sure is democracy in Africa when you go there, it is definitely filled with the good ol red, white in blue.
RED being the blood you bleed while getting buttfucked by a 13 inch big black dick.
WHITE being the color of the sperm he shoots in your big
BLUE eyes. LOL
It is too late to claim half of Obama now beeeeotch because in October 08, he was nothing but 100% nigga to you, so don’t try to claim half of him now bitch.
I would attempt to speak like you and your country hick friends, but I don’t know how to talk country bumpkin stupid. Oh yeah dumbass, I see you speak ebonics good, I guess you had to learn that language while you were locked up in jail. It’s hard to be a gangbangers bitch without being able to speak their language.
Suck on a dogs dick and Put alil love in your heart
🙂
Hey I see dick’s in your mouth…… all the time. Stay the fuck out of grown folks business before I read a book on you beeeotch. I heard your biography, “How to take it up the ass like a pro” is a best seller amongst gays. Take your peace loving ass back to the side lines and let us do what we do, beeeeeotch. You wanna play tough, bring your bitch ass out here and see what your panzy ass got.
And heres one to grow on…..
take the dick out your mouth and grow some balls, beeotch
🙂
“Oh yeah dumbass, I see you speak ebonics good,”
It’s , I speak coon-bonics well… Speak – it – well!
Now, if you made it to the 4th grade you could handle tricky grammar like that.
I stand corrected, so your a racoon, that explains alot. I thought those dark rings around your eyes came from someone beating the shit out of ya. Yep, you do speak your native tongue well, COON. And last I checked, one does’nt have to graduate the 4th grade to speak like an idiot, look at you. You were in kindergarden for four years before you made it out. Your mom was so proud of you, mamma coon let you eat the big piece of trash in the can at supper that day, huh. You made it farther than anyone else in your family scholastically. Most of your family dropped out at pre-school. And hell, they were the smart ones. The rest just learned at an early age how to pick the trash cans in the good neighborhoods and break into attics at night. I do owe you an apology, I have a racoon hat like Davie Crockette, that may have been your dad I been wearing all these years. Just like you keep my nutts warm in your mouth, he kept my head and ears nice and roasty toasty in the winter. When you grow up and get some intelligence, then one day, MAYBE you will graduate from being my nutt warmer to head warmer. Just maybe, we will see beeeotch.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Hey superior dumbass, now that we have a black president, things are about to change. America is about to put alil love in your heart. SO, to completely repay the debt that you and all of your red neck, tabacco chewin, John deere hat wearing, tractor riding, second cousin fucking, white sheet wearing, cross burnin, pre-school drop out racist muthafuckas need to meet up in the cotton field at 4:30 tomorrow morning (not all caucasions, just the racist. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. If you got offended, then I was talking to you too). Wear some comfortable shoes beeeeeeeotches. Lets get this sensitivity train going and let us attempt to
put alil love in your heart old school cracker style 😉
🙂
Oh, for heaven’s sake. This is satire, tounge-in-cheek, and irony. Shake it off. No need to spew vulgarities.
I’d like to see similar blogs called What-Black-Persons-Like, What-Hispanics-Like, What-Muslims-Like, What-Texans-Like, What-Coloradans (sp?)-Like, What-Polygamists-Like, etc. It would be fun.
Did you notice that one of the things on the list that white persons like is President Obama? He rocks. Is that racist and offensive? Or could it possibly be true? After eight years of the Bush II error, wouldn’t you think that most persons appreciate his breath of fresh air?
I’m certainly HOPEful that our collective mindset will CHANGE.
Peace- Donna
Hey Donna, I am a merciful enigma, therefore, I will spare you the vulgarities this time. I will just say this, do your homework before you start yacking to me about satire and tongue in cheek. Obviously, you did’nt read the superior white man I have been writing back and forth with, because if you had, you would not be writing me with your scolds and belly aches. He is an admitted prejudous man. Do you agree with him? I am going to give you the benifit of the doubt for now, just do yourself a favor and do your homework before you write me about my vulgarities. Next time I may bless you with a shower of less flattering words.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
I actually enjoy this blog but it’s beginning to get a little ridicolous with the negative postings!
Read some positive stuff here today to cheer up!
You bet – your stupid can’t even spell P-r-e-j-u-d-i-c-e – lazy black ass , Sugar Tits agrees with me.
But I can spell F-U-C-K Y-O-U just fine. It balance out bitch.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Wow, responding to the bigotry with more redirected bigotry. Don’t hate on the african-americans! Hate on the gays!
Really, I’m all for equality and was lucky enough to be raised not to judge people based on ethnicity or any other irrelevant factor. But on the same token, how are you going to say the world should be colorblind and in the same breath vulgarly insinuate that homosexuals are not real men?
Figure out where you stand, dude. You’re either for equality or you aren’t.
Look, I want to apologies Eniggma.
I had no idea ( well actually I did), I would never smacked you down so hard on here, and make you look so bad – if I had known you were retarded.
Hey – a black retard? Man, you have enough problems. So lets just end this now you’ve suffered enough.
And hey.. let me know where I can make a donation to your black retard fund.
I have no problem if a man likes taking it up the ass, if thats what floats his boat, then so be it. You never heard me say anything negative about the gay community, I am very specific on whom I am insulting. I am straight, meaning I love women (for those who are slow) so I have no time to be worry about someones sexual preference. Unless lesbians are concerned, I really love lesbians, and they love me too. But thats another story. hehe. 😉
I love to shove dicks into the mouths of straight dumbass racist males on here because its fun and I can. Trust me, I don’t have a prob. with gays, but I am sure they do. I said my peace, I am not going to make a habit of explaining myself, just rest assured, there is a ignorant racist on the receiving end of my blogs.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Corrections white bitch, your the one who got buttfucked in front of everyone. If you want to bitch out, be my guest. You are only doing what you do best. Play your part bitch, play your part.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
oh yeah, the only one retard here is you beeotch. I heard you singing just the other day your theme song.
(say out loud)
I AM WEE TODD DID
SOFA KING WE TODD DID
yep, thats you.
😉
“Methinks the lady doth protest too much”
Methinks your a dumbass!
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Sit the fuck down You Piece of Shit hater.
You don’t have the balls to tell the truth how you feel About gays. Wait, hold it , you freak… you probably are a secret he/ she .
Shit, you freak, you’re wearing panties while you’re reading this right now, and you know it!
So shut the fuck up moolie you aint got cred here.
You fake fuck. Keep defending yourself.
And just come out of the closet you fucking hypocrite.
Looks like your the one with your panties in a bunch bitch. LOL, I don’t have to hate gays and people of other races because there are plenty of hill billy red neck dumb fucks like yourself to insult for days. I will admit, hypocrite you are not. You are a firm believer in hating people different than yourself. I respect that bitch, but you got to respect this, I will call you a stupid, sheep fucking, racist, ignorant, lazy, bitter white man who woke up on the wrong side of the burning cross. Take the dick out your mouth and ass, and
put alil love in your heart you country bumpkin
🙂
go back to you country
Take your dumb ass back to you yours beeeeotch. The underside of that rock is calling you home dumpwr.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Wow, you superior CRACKERS are pathetic. You mean to tell me the STUPERIOR RACE can’t put me in my place. WoW, the level of racist on this site has sunk to an all time low. Hell, I had more of a challenge rearranging my sock drawer than I did battling you. How sad, I am sure your founding grand wizards are looking up at you and thinking how stupid you are. Letting me, a BLACK MAN put you in your place. LOL.
For now on, Superior Dumbass, you new name is Leroy.
Whtpwr, your new name is Tyrone. LOL
now eat some watermelon and fried chicken &
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Surely you are the one who is stupid. Prejudice might be spelt P-r-e-j-u-d-i-c-e, but it is you’re (as in ‘you are’) not your. So actually neither of you can spell. Um, jack-ass?
And ‘sugar tits’? Who the fuck are you? Mel Gibson?
At the minute I’d say YOU’RE (notice the apostrophe?) the insuperior one.
DING – DING – DING …..
And the WINNER by KNOCKOUT IS….Superior White Guy!!!
A Fucken No Contest….
SMACKDOWN – KNOCKOUT!!
GIVE IT UP MONKEY BOY ….
STAY DOWN, DON’T GET UP…
CUZ ILL SMACK YOU THE FUCK DOWN AGAIN….
Hey Eggplant – what do you want me to do tar and feather your ignorant disgusting ass.
Listen – I’ll give you one thing , you probably have a bigger dick then me –BUT so does a lot of other animals. You have a big dick , that gets held more by your dirty hand and whores then anything else.
I’ll take the bigger brain that you were short -changed on.
And by the way, how come everyone that posts a comment on here besides you, and the other illiterate IQ’d challenged skell , are pointing out that you’re a fucken fake ass, low life scumbag?
Case in point – what the fuck are you writing as a tagline “ put a lil love i n your heart??? What the fuck is that?? All you do is spew vial hatred – and then you write that?
I know you wont understand this word but what you say is incongruent from that message , hence why everyone believes you’re full of shit.
You see, I’m intolerant to many types – but mostly: Arrogant fakers ,, assholes, douche bags, loudmouths , and stupidity. And they come white , black , Spanish, gays, white trash red necks, loudmouths, arrogant fat fucks, know it alls that dont know SHIT etc.
I can’t stand all of them … these type people I have a deep hatred for .
That’s why I keep smacking you – THE FUCK DOWN – DICKWAD.
So give it up brillo head – you can’t win… I’m smart and you’re a… oh fuck it – just pick an insult I already embarrassed you with .
Put a little brain in your words beeeotch.
“So actually neither of you can spell. Um, jack-ass?”
Well, what you pointed out was not a misspelled word but more so, lazy grammar.
Let me guess YOU’RE a FUCKEN QUIFF?
And what’s your point anyway???
Shut the fuck queeny – and get back in the closet if you dnt have anything to say.
Did I hurt your whittle feeling stuperior dumbass, I am glad you acknowledge that my dick is bigger than yours, but unfortunately for you, I am also alot smarter than your dumbass. 😉 I don’t make the rules. I will keep this short loser……
PUT ALIL LOVE IN YOUR FUCKIN HEART LOSER 😉
🙂 HAHA 🙂 HA
😉
And you need to go into into the closet with him so that you can finish sucking his meat.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
I love this site!
Check out this humor site too: http://www.somethingyoushouldread.com
But you dont dispute my larger brain AND the fact you spend all day jerking off – nice.
Like i said, you lose on account you’re a LOSER.
Now come back with another stupid comment and I’ll deliver you another Beatdown, Banana boy.
Boy are you really reaching now honkie, where did I acknowledge your inferior mind being bigger than mine beeeotch, LOL? Boy, not only are you dumb, but blind too. If you think that pathetic lil comeback put me in my place BOY, think again. You may sound like your winning to your lil illiterate friends, but you and I know the truth bitch. I know, the truth hurts sometimes, but get over it, ya dumb CRACKAH.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
Hey Eggplant, you know in my town they have this colored section uptown , known as Harlem . .. and they had a transportation problem a few years back.. you know how they How did they improved it ? … Moved the trees closer together. Take that monkey boy!
I know I fucked a sentence up on that last beat down on enigga… so dont you quiffs all come running out of the closet to correct me.
I won’t correct you son, I have come to expect it from you. I bet your mom was glad they moved the trees closer together. Now she can swing from tree to tree with ease. So, you must live in central park huh? That park bench you live under is very nice this time of year. Keep your squeegee clean, I know thats your money maker. Just think, in five or six years and a few more windshiels, you can upgrade from a park bench to a card board box all of your own.
put alil love in your heart monkey shit
🙂
Superior White Guy on May 19, 2009 at 3:27 pm
DING – DING – DING …..
And the WINNER by KNOCKOUT IS….Superior White Guy!!! = In your dreams white beeeotch.
A Fucken No Contest…. = thats right, your a waste of enigma’s time.
SMACKDOWN – KNOCKOUT!!
GIVE IT UP MONKEY BOY ….
STAY DOWN, DON’T GET UP…
CUZ ILL SMACK YOU THE FUCK DOWN AGAIN….= yelling don’t make you a winner, it just shows your frustration at losing.
Hey Eggplant – what do you want me to do tar and feather your ignorant disgusting ass. = boy, you really have a way with words cup cake. Is that the best the stuperior race can come up with?
Listen – I’ll give you one thing , you probably have a bigger dick then me –BUT so does a lot of other animals. You have a big dick , that gets held more by your dirty hand and whores then anything else. = not only are you a loser, but you complement my dick too. All those days of my nutts in your mouth have really paid off. Even you have to acknowledge the power of black dick.
I’ll take the bigger brain that you were short -changed on.= I would be insulted, but man who complements another man’s dick so easily is a bitch to me, and bitches get no glory.
And by the way, how come everyone that posts a comment on here besides you, and the other illiterate IQ’d challenged skell , are pointing out that you’re a fucken fake ass, low life scumbag?= no, only dumbass CRACKERS like yourself who don’t have the SKELL(skill) to hold an intelligent conversation without saying something DUMB.
Case in point – what the fuck are you writing as a tagline “ put a lil love i n your heart??? What the fuck is that?? All you do is spew vial hatred – and then you write that? = and your post are loving beeeotch. First, put alil brain in your head, put alil balls in your sack and put alil LOVE in your heart and I will take my NUTTS out your mouth.
I know you wont understand this word but what you say is incongruent from that message , hence why everyone believes you’re full of shit. You will definitely understand these words…..FUCK YOU CRACKER. Need a dictionary for that?
You see, I’m intolerant to many types – but mostly: Arrogant fakers ,, assholes, douche bags, loudmouths , and stupidity. And they come white , black , Spanish, gays, white trash red necks, loudmouths, arrogant fat fucks, know it alls that dont know SHIT etc.= boy, that’s your entire family there, who do you like? I guess you love boys, they must love you long time.
I can’t stand all of them … these type people I have a deep hatred for .
That’s why I keep smacking you – THE FUCK DOWN – DICKWAD. = The only thing your smacking is the love pats you do on my left buttcheek as you are sucking on my balls beeeeotch.
So give it up brillo head – you can’t win… I’m smart and you’re a… oh fuck it – just pick an insult I already embarrassed you with . = Yeah, you really showed me your mastery of the english language. “Duh, I’m smart and uh, you’re a…….uhhh, oh gosh, I can’t think of something clever to say…” Yep, you really know how to put someone in their place.
Put a little brain in your words beeeotch.= I do, practice what YOU preach dumbass.
put alil love in your heart beeeeotch.
😉
Superior White Guy on May 18, 2009 at 6:31 am
Look, I want to apologies Eniggma.= WoW, the stuperior white man is apologising to ME. You still on your knees bitch looking up at me with those fish eyes you make when a dick is in your mouth?
I had no idea ( well actually I did), I would never smacked you down so hard on here, and make you look so bad – if I had known you were retarded.= And you still don’t have any idea, because just like the republicans, YOU LOST. Not only did you lose, but you apologized like the bitch that you are. Who’s the retard bitch, I will answer that, YOU.
Hey – a black retard? Man, you have enough problems. So lets just end this now you’ve suffered enough.= Is that your way of bowing out bitch, did that little strand of diginity you thought you had whither and go away. The only one with the problem is you dumbass. I am fine doing what I do.
And hey.. let me know where I can make a donation to your black retard fund.= you can make a donation to any local charity, but I got a donation for you, and it’s not any money, and it don’t go in a cup. It oooozes down your throat nice and slow, just the way you like it. Now stay on your knees beeeeotch, santa got a delivery for ya, and its in his two hairy sacks comin right at ya.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
hohoho muthafucka
Very vivid homosexual fantasies you’re having about me.
Can you spell …. B-U-S-T-E-D
How will you talk your way out of this one…?
Direct qoutes from enigga ( princess ) :
“All those days of my nutts in your mouth have really paid off.”
AND…
“The only thing your smacking is the love pats you do on my left buttcheek as you are sucking on my balls beeeeotch. ”
Now that is sick. You need help monkey boy or girl or freak.
Home Beeeotch… you a bona fide quuuuueeeeeer !
Not that there’s anything wrong with that, as long as you stay away from me , you disgusting piece of shit.
But I’m proud of you , you sick bitch. Coming out of the cloest like that. Good for you.
See ya Princess
“But you think at least one person would have know than those IBM Selectric type writers didn’t come out until 1961.”
I think you mean “known that”.
Honestly, doesn’t anyone proofread things this days?
Thats what I thought… you silent.
I hurt your gay pride?
Too bad – dont mess with Mr White…
Cuz I’m always RIGHT. You dig?
Peace out Panty boy
Hey dumbass, so basically your acknowledging that my nuts stay in your mouth AND that you are patting me on my left buttcheek. Who’s the fag? I said it, you don’t deny it, so who is the BITCH. You BITCH, thats who. I am FAR from gay, but I definitely slapping a racist dumbass like yourself in the face with my hairy sack. Now if you ask me nicely, I may consider taking my nuts out of your mouth, MAYBE. I know you like them there you bottom fag.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
“Honestly, doesn’t anyone proofread things this days?”
it’s like rain on your wedding day…
You spoke too soon dumbass, Looks like its time for the teacher to sit back in front of the class and teach your dumbass some manners LIL BOY. Your to stupid to be right, your a disgrace to your fellow white(s), and you keep a permenant dick in your mouth.
Your bitch ass already tried to get out of this ass beating already, I am about to make you do it again. LOL
put alil love in your heart
😉
Sorry princess.
I didn’t know where you went, thought they took your internet privileges away from you in prison.
Oh , and remember Jungle Bunny ( hahha I love that name): When you quote someone – for instance, like I’m quoting you here, when you said ” I’m a black man that likes to put my balls in other mens mouths while getting spanked but that don’t makes me gay ” …
Those little “ things” are called quotation marks.
Soz If yuz soz intelligent …. whyz dont yuz knowz howz to write?
Why do I bother monkey boy, why do I bother?
And where did I say that my lil ivory skinned bitch. I never said I like putting my balls in other MENS mouth, I said I like putting my balls in DUMBASS REDNECK CRACKERS mouths, especially when they say stupid shit like you. I just noticed that when you are slobbing on my sack, you tend to pat me on my left buttcheek. You must enjoy being on your knees because you just keep putting dick in your mouth every chance you get.
So look dumbass bitchmade cracker (I love that name too 😉 LOL ) if your going to quote me bitch, copy and paste my words, don’t paraphrase beeeeotch. Your dumbass can’t even do that right. I swear, what do they teach you dumbass racist crackers in school anyways. Sheeesh!!! Apparently, your dumb ass don’t know how to use ‘quotation marks’, cause if you did, then you would have quoted me correctly. No spin here bitch. lol. Now get of your knees and write fifty times “I will work harder on trying to not be a dumbass cracker”. quote that.
Class dismissed bitch
put alil love in your heart you illiterate country hick.
🙂
Honestly … Are you that big of a dickhead ?
get a fuken life jackwad.
And you do it again!
Damn! What’s up that panty boy?
Stop drooling over my white ass.
Here’s another qoute from princess:
“my lil ivory skinned bitch.”
What a flaming fag you are!
And do me a favor …
– my lil brillow headed lawn jockey –
get yourself a new ivory skinned male to get your freak on wiith… you sick animal.
Call it what you want , but I call it queer talk .
… you dig?
Awwww, come on BITCH, you know your the my lil snow hoe. I call you my nutts spa, I just dangle my nuts in your big mouth and you just blow. Call it what you want, but in the end, you are still the big white BITCH. My big white BITCH at that. Get use to it gimp.
put alil love in your heart
🙂
I will tell you this, TV is the biggest propaganda tool for the corporate giants that has ever been created.
It is actually a tool to dumb the people down and make us thought controlled zombies…
Get a life retard….
LOL!!
Second that.
Well, grammar is one of the items on the list of SWPL. Apparently white people have nothing better to do than pick out typos.
The second to last paragraph is referencing the fact that in the 1960’s, there were no minorities at white parties. If there were, they were only there to serve the white people.
Never saw Mad Men – it sounds pretty lame though.
And it’s working.
great show!
aaahahaha nice
While I’m in class… my computer is making $$$$
🙂 **************************************** 🙂
Want to make $700/month from your computer?
Then get with the program!!
W W W . L I V 4 E . C O M
YOUR JUST BLACK AND YOU HATE YOUR LIFE! SO YOU GOT A SITE BUT REALLY IT’S THE WHITE MAN WHO IS KEEPING YO ASS DOWN!
Right, “white people” don’t enjoy Mad Men and Arrested Development because they’re complex, well produced shows. They like them for the cultural references and the ability to play “stump the historian.”
But as you note, not enough white people liked Arrested Development; despite being one of the funniest, most sophisticated programs in the history of television, it got pulled after 3 seasons. Its been replaced with reality garbage and shows for the mentally retarded such as “Supernanny!” that, according to Neilsen, tons of white people love. So if you really want to list a show that “white people” like, I suggest something simplistic and fecal like “Dancing with the Stars.”
I never seen that show or heard a white person talk about it. you guys need to post eating distorders as something white people (teens and hollywood anyway) love, it needs to be on the list, lol. 😀
“Honestly, doesn’t anyone proofread things this days?”
Honestly, doesn’t anyone proofread things these days?
Tehehe!
Serious reply is serious.
…I think this blog is a little over your head. Which is funny when you’re touting Mad Men and Arrested Development for their complexities.
I think comment moderation should used for this blog, so many people seem to be using this site to rant all things racist. I’m pretty sure it’s meant to be a light-weight poke at white people cliches. I actually fit a lot of these stereotypes, and I still find it hilariously funny. Why so serious, people?
In other news; I think the idea of a Mad Men party is all kinds of hilarious. I may have to hold one. I don’t care if that makes me part of the white-person-cliche, the ultimate fun to be had shall be worth every cringe! Now, off to design my invites… if only I could find my old IBM Selectric type writer…
This is racist nonsense.
i love your blog
isreal is God own people so they can do what they like to palastinia
That is funny.
http://messedupparentingtips.wordpress.com/
The comments here are despicable, but damn — this post was funny.
Why is it that blogs and anonymity bring out the absolute worst in people? Cowardice is kind of ugly, isn’t it?
Spot on balls brilliant!!
Why do all the best shows have the worst ratings? Mad Men, Arrested Development, etc.
http://www.stuffwhitechristianslike.com
http://soundcinema.wordpress.com/
Does it make me MORE white that I have Mad Men downloaded automatically through iTunes? ; )
That is a very good question.
Call me jaded but I really think it’s just that a majority of people who watch a lot of television are uneducated and those shows that appeal to that demographic end up staying on a long time. I’ve learned to embrace it. If there is nothing going on I almost prefer to watch tv ironically- glen beck and reality tv are a must
You can’t think of anything better to do than watch shows you hate? Watching TV “ironically” is something white people (or at least white people who are pretentious douchebags) like. Scratching your ass would be a better use of your time.
I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE, who only WASTE their money on things like Mad Men DVDs.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
http://thepighasacurlytail.wordpress.com/million-dollar-fund/
I live in Australia. Would you accept an Australian dollar? That would be worth 74 cents in the USA. How about a Zimbabwean dollar? That would get you 0.00267824 in American currency. Perhaps you should specify some sort of exchange rate policy. And before you ask, yes, I’m a fan of Mad Men. I do not own a Vespa though.
Freedomhaters.org has another really hilarious parody of Stuff White People Like.
Their entrees include, Madame Curie, Blackface, and The Music of Easter Island. I highly recommend checking it out here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
But rain on your wedding day isn’t really ironic is it? More like unfortunate. I think someone should have proofread the lyrics before singing them! Getting hit by a Hummer when riding your Vespa to work, now THAT’S ironic.
The Music Of Easter Island?
OK, I love Madmen. I can’t wait for it to come back in August. I’m like a kid at Christmas, or Kwanza, or Hanukkah, or whatever. I watched Elizabeth Moss on Broadway in December and think that between Don Draper, Pete Campbell, Roger Sterling and Bertram Cooper every stereotype I write about at http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com is covered! Thanks AMC…you are a good friend!
I’m Black, and I friggin love Mad Men. Don Draper is a sexy bastard.
“Oh yeah, it’s a great show don’t get me wrong. But you think at least one person would have know than those IBM Selectric type writers didn’t come out until 1961. I mean, it’s so obvious.”
Should be “would have known.” Yes, I am a white person, and I like correcting grammar.
White people definitely don’t like Michael Bay, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it…
http://lincolnsaysuncool.wordpress.com/2009/07/22/lincoln-says-uncool-michael-bay/
ya dimwit, it can’t be racist, it’s reconfirmed in countless respects by domestic society.
stop throwing words around if ya don’t know what they mean, silly goose.
I’m a forty year old white lady living in the southern US and I think your blog is funny and damned accurate!
White people certainly do not like Nickelback, and Abraham Lincoln calls him out on it…
http://lincolnsaysuncool.wordpress.com/2009/07/24/lincoln-says-uncool-nickelback/
Thank you for having a sense of humor. Really, thank you.
Sesame Street is going to do a parody of Mad Men. http://flavorwire.com/32014/10-muppets-and-their-mad-men-counterparts
Mad TV began an episode once of two Mad TV actors in Mad Men garb, smoking and talking like sailors about women, made deragatory remarks about black people, Latinos and Asians until Bobby Lee spoke “that’s enough, the mad men stunt gone too far, the point is to denounce bigotry of the past, not get involved in it today”. I believe they said about denying promotions and employment of anyone with Jewish names, attending Catholic churches or seemed abit “Gay” to them, yeah the 1950’s was a wonderful time to be a white straight male bigot in high places of society. +
In 1960, no white man dared to accept any other dollar than the mighty U.S. buck. Today, bucks fail against the Euro, the Yen, the Yuan, the Canadian dollar, the British pound and Emirate dinars (thanks to big oil sheiks). Back then, no white man want to buy anything made in Japan except it’s “cheap” and how the Japanese are “crafty”. +
Glenn Beck is a step from a mental asylum, a former drug addict- alcoholic-turned born again Christian-Mormon, dwelling in conspiracy theories and appears to have A.D.D. He’s the most outspoken political commentator out of many before him.
Mad men is for those who studied the origin of liberalism in the 1960’s, but today liberals write blogs to make them more ignorant than the arch-conservatives I seen here in the Palm Springs area. They retired to a little desert country clubs where no blacks, Jews and women are admitted.
Nevermind: they want a Latino pool cleaner, a Black caddie, a woman server and a Jewish guy “a token, ‘cuz he has money” and enough anti-Semitic stereotypes to make even Christ himself not want to join (yes, Yesu Ben Nazareth). +
Either they are really racists or just trolling on the blog, or like me in the same ignorant elitist spirit as he (Don’t worry it’s all comedy). I wanna invite over Sasha Baron Cohen on here and make several anonymous comments. “Mad men” guest star Borat as a then-young Russian Soviet spy from the “great glorious” Kazakh nation. “Is Nice…to allow a woman make business decisions is like monkey fly a plane, yeah?” Nevermind, Borat will be discriminated and put into the “blacklist” for being a potential communist spy. +
How about what-Jews-like, what-women-like, what-kids-like, what-prisoners-like, what-gays-like, what-communists-like, what-Japanese-like or what-French people-like? It’s only just a beginning. +
A time when they “sexually harrass” their secretaries while they act like “gentlemen” and pretend they are loyally or morally righteous Christians to their wifes.
A time when American conformity, xenophobia & racism was deeply enrooted in culture, to produced racial discriminatory laws like black people should sit in the back of a bus and can’t use the same water fountain.
Mad Men didn’t take place in the South, but seems like in the North to me. If this was 1960s-era California, they would be uncomfortable around “beatniks”, “hippies”, “new age”, anti-Vietnam war and Mexican-Chicano activists.
Unfortunately, this is how alot of people believed back then. I’m sure human nature can be ugly or ridiculous, but did they have heart and shown humility to other people? +
ok theres some irony here – #28 says “not having a tv”
” …features meticulous art direction that strives to make the show as historically accurate as possible. This veracity makes the show especially vulnerable to one of white people’s favorite activities on earth: finding mistakes.”
😀 epic.
I bet you grew up in New Caanan or Darien. I bet you recognize the snide comments about Jewish people uttered by some of the men and housewives in Mad Men. Guess what, they still use clubs for business entertaining, just cannot deduct the dues and your own chit. The account execs wore clothes that were strictly Brooks, Press etc. Creative types might have been sharper, as you call it. Trends: how about Tanqueray and Boisierre martinis.
One thing about this series that may not be noticed, and it is very White, Puritan: the anti-hero, now known as Don, does horrible things in his personal life but consistently stands up for ethics at the office, and is very good at what he is supposed to do. This may be unrealistic, but the creators seem to make a point of it.
they might just watch the DVDs on their mac books.
Alyssa i hope you are pointing out that mistake on purpose, because if that was just a natural impulse for you to do this author is a genius.
We all wish to be white, male, straight, rich, young, thin, smart, fast and born to elites, nobles or royals. Don’t we all? I read a ton of studies on the internet about taller, thinner and younger job applicants are hired more and promoted faster than the average “joe”, or shorter, fatter or older applicants are falling behind. Talk about discrimination: “Mad men” is a show about the way the world works, and very true in the early 1960’s. +
Couldn’t said this better…Egomaniacs and office politics with a bunch of sexual encounters set in the 1960’s. Um, so what?
Oh yeah….white people gives away emmys for that.
Mad Men suck
The show narrows in on a portion of America in the 1960s — White male WASPS. When I watched the first episode and saw the BLACK elevator man, the BLACK guy pushing the lunch cart, no women in postions other than secretaries, and heard all the anti-semitic comments, I cringed. But hey — I said to myself, “Put on your big girl panties, and get over it” because that was the way it really was. Truth is important, even when it’s uncomfortable to watch. I applaud the creator/writers of the show for showing us the reality of the time. If, as they plan to carry the show right through the entire decade, it’s going to be interesting to see which characters become “hippies”, which characters find a conscience and fight for the rights of women, blacks, etc., and which still keep their suits buttoned too tight. Can’t wait…
Their world is gonna change…for the better, for the rest of us. The 1960’s was when more people became educated enough about people, because they look different or have a different culture doesn’t make them no different. The most important lesson the Mad men characters will have to learn and face in season 3 or “year 3-1963”. About 3 days away from the season premiere, so be patient everyone. +
2 Live Jews rule, dedicated to the “whitiest” of the whites, despite white racists and christian fundies won’t accept the kind of minorities (as in a religious one) whom made it with little obstacles in America. Jews aren’t viewed a “minority group”, then why is there Jewish jokes/ humor? View below. +
I am not surprised someone Jewish shows hostility towards WASPs…and in turn never acknowledges the bigotry towards gentiles which is still common among Jews today.
WASPs open the doors of the Ivy Leagues to Jews, (which, by the way were nearly all religiously based schools – so they did not ‘discriminate’ any more than a yeshiva) once Jews got into power (openly shared by WASPs) Jews reciprocated by kicking wasps out (harvard is now 10% white christian male and about 25% Jewish – far out of proportion to SATs ect)
Jewish ‘gratitude’ …lesson learned.
What else is neat is the two guys are Jewish but in their 20’s (gotta love the make-up and voice training) when the vid. was made in 1990. Love it, Oy! +
Hahahaha This is so funny and so true!! I totally recognize my parents in this.. it’s more like stuffwhitepeopleover25like 😛
The party should essentially run itself, however, you can severely curtail the amount of fun by saying: “I’m glad this isn’t really 1960 or else I’d be serving all of you.”
^that would be hilarious
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sfmadman
August 17, 2009
Great show and great move on the product placements, if in fact that’s what it was. Question though: while the show is amazingly accurate about the ad scene in the 1960″s, did it bother anyone else but me in last night’s episode when they read off the list of the accounts owned by the dual account heads — it was like every great brand known to humankind! NO agency ever had that many bluechip accounts at the same time! Not realistic guys…
someone actually posted this on adweek bahahahaha
Hi as an Afropean woman (London, UK born of African heritage) I absolutely love Mad Men – its characters, look and feel. Although it is a white-washed world it is interesting to see the intricacies of human nature. I am sure there are some WASPS/Jews & other paler ethnicities that would love to re-capture a world in which those of African heritage seemed to “know their place”.
Those sad people who sit there seeking to spot the mistakes need to get a life! How pathetic that you cannot look past this and enjoy the intrigue, backstabbers and naked ambition – remember the staircase scene.
The point about the lack of African heritage faces save for the menial roles is interesting – especially when I think that the backdrop at the time would have been the Civil Rights era with Dr Martin Luther King and Malcolm X (especially in New York); However, advertising does tend to be a bastion of bigotry. I have more of an issue with Friends which created a white world at a time when major icons of African heritage influenced popular culture.
Because people like crap, and so the crap gets the good ratings
White people do not watch “Mad Men” on television, we of course buy the season pass on iTunes and creatively watch the show on our iPhones.
On one hand, I love that the new season has started. On the other hand, I feel so white admitting it! Thanks for finding so many things to mock! I write for http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com and am finding as many things that are ridiculous about the wealthy as you do about white people. Thumbs up CL!
how about a new boob tube show: Flatulent Men, we’re sure whites would love to watch that, since most are fat, dumb, and ugly or obsessing about “college” or farter’s markets getting ripped off.
You haven’t yet mentioned White People’s favorite entertainer- Tina Fey. She’s on another show nobody watches, has that constant air of irony that White People like to cultivate, and is pretty looking in a nonthreatening, faculty wife kind of way ( a look male White People tend to gravitate toward when picking a spouse).
booooyah! white people. boooyah!
bunch of old white fornicating and drinking and smoking-how pleasant. booooyah.
Not so fast, Ms “Afropean” (no such thing exists, by the way), there was a strong anti-Semitic feeling, too, in the 60s. If you watched the first season of Mad Men, they did business with a Jewish department store by first locating a token Jew to sit in on the meeting, or something condescending like that. I believe the Rosenberg espionage scandal was happening then, or had just happened, too. So “paler ethnicities” did not all have a free ride into WASP acceptability.
If it wasn’t for stupid white liberals, you bongos would still be daggering each other in the jungles. Come to think of it, nothing has ever changed. Considering all the help white people have given you hateful greedy bastards (i.e. affirmative action, welfare-give-a-ways, redistribution of wealth) — your dark souls, racism, savagery, and ignorance spread like a cancer wherever you are. It doesn’t matter whether it’s the 1600s or 2000s, blacks never evolve…unless of course you consider hip-hop and rap high culture!
How pathetic.
uh oh…i think i actually like this show lol
Keep up the great work Jerome, your work should be the talk of the trailer park. Rock on!
Jerome’s hateful and ignorant comment, while appropriately retro given the topic of Mad Men is poisoning the joy of this mock-site.
is there a web master out there who can remove this hate-speak?
i like to drink cat urine!
i think you’re oversimplifying. not all bongos live in jungles.
some of the war on poverty programs brought many blacks into the middle class and out of the ghetto, even if their effectiveness was limited to the employment of local blacks as part of a program. the problem was that as some blacks became better off and moved into other neighborhoods, ghettos became worse.
also, while white liberals have helped blacks a great deal through hand outs and affirmative action, the type of help might matter more than the quantity. (see the cpa in iraq.) pat moynihan helped expand welfare under nixon. he himself believed that job programs would have more lasting effect than welfare payments, but he was motivated by the rivalry with liberals provoked by the response to his report on black families.
source: the promised land by nicholas lemann.
I doubt it works, try airing that on Spike TV. The men have a disability known as random farting disorder and how to struggle in a world unwelcoming of their constant farts. The internet is full of women fart fetish sites anyway, no way for men to make it in a niche, but we liberals keep on tryin. +
“a nonthreatening, faculty wife kind of way”
YES! What a perfect description. Well played, Henry.
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that mad men show looks old, they are all look like they are in some time warp or ohio or something, constipated looking faces, and copulation galore.
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They seem to be so vengeful that they even tease my autism. I am sooo sorry that I opened up this mess. I am such an asshole.
YOINK!
I know just as many impossibly stupid whites as I do blacks. The blacks are just more cunning and resourceful, though they are completely gullible. They gave up on the David Rockefeller-created all-white system and created their own. Who can blame them?
Problem is, Obaaama is backed by Rockefeller. And so is the violent and negative black culture pumped onto black TV sets by the Rockefeller-owned white media.
We’re all losers. The Rockefellers and the Rothschilds want us to fight down here in the gutter while they figure out how to eat caviar paid for by our hard-earned labor.
Madmen is overrated.
http://makefunofmyfriends.com is not.
There has been numerous reports about comments coming from you and your other aliasis’. Please clean up your act or we will be forced to ban you from this site!
-Chris
Repressed, racist, chain-smoking alcoholics boiling over with quiet rage and familial disappointment so all-consuming they can barely speak to one another? Sounds tempting, but I grew up Irish Catholic in Massachusetts, I’ve already seen how this show turns out.
SPOILER: Everyone dies alone at the end.
http://putthatshitonthelist.blogspot.com/2009/07/mad-men.html
Actually, I am impersonating Clander in order to get these guys who discovered my real ways off my ass. I want my name back but those ‘guys’ are taking my name and my good reputation.
They seem to be so vengeful that they even tease my autism. I am sooo sorry that I opened up this mess. I am such an asshole.
YOINK!
Love the show– great blog !
Who are you by the way?
It’s MY alter ego..
Oooooh…. burn.
Just read another riotous parody of Stuff White People Like at FreedomHaters.org.
Their SWL entries include: Sickle Cell Anemia, A Thesaurus, and the IFC sketch group The Whitest Kids U Know. Had me in stitches!
I recommend checking it here:
http://www.freedomhaters.org/content/once-again-yet-another-salute-stuff-white-people
I am white, I don’t like Mad Men. there I said it.
i am white and i love this show. i pray you find a cure for aging? got any ideas? dont wait too long.
Wow, you sure tolerate a lot of racist, misogynist, homophobic hating in your comments section. Huge fail. But the line about loving to find mistakes was hilarious.
You like it. Trust me. You just don’t know it.
Don’t trust her. You won’t like it, and you know it already.
Oh, and censorship would be better? Move along Ratty.
I love Mad Men!
Meh…not so clever. The reason this site is funny is because it really should be called ‘stuff whiny, urban, self-annointed progressive-but can’t deal with any viewpoint but their own, people like’. So naturally, once such thin-skined types recognize the ridicule is aimed at them, they make a weak attempt to fight back. Doesn’t work.
damnit, how did you know. I love the show
You said “than” instead of “that”. You idiot.
I am constantly torn. Some days I want to be Don Draper and other days I really want to be Don Draper, I just don’t envy Betty the baby maker! Everything in that show is a running idea log for http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com which makes it entertaining and informative. Mistresses, great suits, scotch. Thank-you AMC!
These office shows targets, older audience. Boy oh boy, don’t I wish I could go back to a time when I could chew something in mouth that might make it fall out.
Also………………MadMen being that it targets the pre-1960’s many boomers was the age group that made the 1960’s and many of them so far still thinks that they are special.
Mad Men is obviously targeting these folks. My father probably watched this along with “The Office” .
Also the show fails younger audience….like the writer of this piece. Since we grewed up knowing etc truths about waht was given.
“Oh yeah, it’s a great show don’t get me wrong. But you think at least one person would have know than those IBM Selectric type writers didn’t come out until 1961. I mean, it’s so obvious.”
Ha! I knew that, too! Why? I watched the commentary on the DVD, TOO! I know that was just a good example. But that’s another one of my favorite things that white people like, sounding smart by quoting something else they’ve heard, but can’t really remember from where…
My favorite way this scenario plays out is, “You know that that really happened this way.”
“Dude, I told you that.”
what the fuck
Huh?
Wwait- chew something in your mouth that would make your MOUTH fall out? that’s…unique?
And I’d like to respectfully disagree- I’m on the tail end of GenX and I love this show. I’m aware of plenty of people from ages 22-35 who love this show. And the Office (although my gran did love the UK Office).
In addition, there is no such word as “grewed” the past tense of grow is grew. “thinks” as you use it should be singular and your spelling is atrocious.
So, in conclusion, basically: you suck. So very hard.
In predominantly white-affluent-office parties, you can’t have a sense of humor unless it’s like “Friends”, “Fraser” and “Will & Grace”, in which the punch lines don’t seem to be really funny. The sophisicated find humor involving sex, politics, religion, class disparity, death or injury, personal tragedy, family conflict and nationality/ethnic group to be tasteless or in bad taste. But to think about it, “Mad men” tackles on sensitive issues and controversial subjects about sexism (i.e. discrimination, harrassment of employees and domestic violence) and racism (i.e. the false sense of superiority, privilege and stereotypes) head on.
This blog is one of my fav’s – please; don’t stop.
Until I read this blog I was under the impression that us white people had the market cornered on narrow minded racist like Limbaugh, Hannity and Beck. You have proved my wrong.
Thanks!
Want to decorate your dining room table ‘Mad Men’ style? Check out Newsday’s latest article:
http://www.newsday.com/lifestyle/home-and-garden/1960s-mad-men-style-so-dated-it-s-daring-1.1569259
hahahaha. so true. I freaking love this show!
White people like Mad Men because it’s about the only show where a totally WASP establishment overtly and without shame yields it’s power in a manner currently acceptable only for black males in TV, advertising, and movies. Also, people know in their hearts and by almost any statistical measure that the US was a better place to live for all races back then.
disagree. racism was at its peak back then and sucked to be any other color but translucent white. post Civil Rights Act improved this national situation and pushed society in a progressive forward direction….something to celebrate.
aww you should do The Office. thats like a classic now for this liberal yuppie generation.
You know this is written by a white person, right?
WASPS are boring. Besides they self-implode when enough of them start overpopulating the environment. They eat too much beef and die of heart attacks.
Important to keep this from happening is to add an ounce or two of the black gene pool for something to improve their innate intuition on and a small dose of latino instincts to keep them passionate and healthy about life in general.
But if you want to improve the white race and make them really interesting, give them all annato coloring tans. Then they won’t need to do anything unusual to be ultra cool. They won’t even need tattoos. They will be perfect.
Actually to tell you the truth, I don’t even believe this junk. I believe white people are the best people in the world. I learned everything I know from them, and live in the world they reconstructed from the burnt ashes of my foremothers. I am relearning my history and sadly enough learning that it is plain bullshit to be anything else but Heinz 57 American.
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That’s because you’re dumb. Oh, and by the way, this site is for laughs.
People can be racist toward their own race, you know.
No.
woo hoo. good times? progressive forward direction? That’s a bunch of crap. There are a lot of us that don’t believe obamao is the messiah.
“But you think at least one person would have know than those IBM Selectric type..”But you’d think someone would proofread this otherwise excellent site!
guys go check out http://jusjivin.com and get a black perspective…hilarious
Relative to other times in recent U.S. history, the 60’s was a very good time to be a minority. Compared to today, life was crap for Hispanics, Asians, blacks (does that need to be capitalized?) and religious minorities. It was the very first time that a large number of white people realized that they and their ancestors were historically tyrannical and more recently degraded to arrogant.
This break in white unity lead to all sorts of exciting and important events in the civil rights movement. To tell my kids that I PERSONALLY helped guarantee their rights, enduring sneers, bruises and 1000-1499gpm of water, I would be rather proud of myself.
That being said I am white and no where near old enough to have lived during the 60’s. I would not rob my statements of their grains of salt.
Big fan, love this site!
Another great site to check out is http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
Third that!
Mad Men Parties!!! haha, this was funny
Awesome, my (white) boyfriend just had a Mad Men themed birthday party for his 33rd. This is f*cking hilarious. Keep it up.
This is one of the decades where white people could pull off being hip, too. They had Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin.
Never fails to crack me up.
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All was well with YOUR world in 1960, maybe. I suppose you mean to say that what white people REALLY like is the privilege their skin gave them (and continues to give them). So sorry the Civil Rights movement and the progressive work on behalf of equity and justice for all races (work done by people of all races) ruined your bar cars and country clubs.
I actually really enjoy Mad Men too, but I prefer today’s America, thank you.
Love it!
I’d also suggest taking a look at http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
OK. I never watched Mad Men. What is in it that white people hate? I’m white and it looks incredibly boring to me. I mean, the previews I’ve seen, I still cannot tell what the show is about based on them. I think it is a show old white people like. Or something like that. If you were born in the 80s or later, like myself, probably not so much. Just a guess though.
Most of the stuff you are mentioning isn’t white to me. And I know a lot of unemployed white people that love being unemployed. They love that check. That isn’t a race thing. That is an American thing that is a real problem. I would be bored unemployed. Hair pommade? No. Sorry. I don’t know any white person, male or female, that wears it. KFC is not as big here. In fact, while I love fried chicken, the fast food establishments that make it fall short for some reason. Fried chicken to me equals meals at home, church meals or food you bring to someone who just lost a loved one. But I’m southern. Whenever someone dies the family is inundated with fried chicken and casseroles. No need to cook for a week at least. I’ll agree with space, socks and a number of other things though. White male geeks are tops on loving science fiction space stuff, ala Star Wars.
>>>“Oh yeah, it’s a great show don’t get me wrong. But you think at least one person would have know than those IBM Selectric type writers didn’t come out until 1961.
I swear to god, someone on DataLounge wrote that same exact sentence 3 yrs ago. Three years since then, that same person has continued to watch Mad Men and criticize it about the lack of authenticity. Are you a DataLounger? That would be cool
I literally never get sick of this web site!
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
I was thinking the other day how fun it would be to have a madmen party. I love that show
I like madmen…
I’m black….
I am not sure how this is accepted as ‘funny’.
I find mad men to be a celebration of anti-feminist viewpoints. It cherishes and celebrates the subjugation of women by men.
I refuse to participate in this. Has nothing to do with being white. can’t wait for this garbage to be off the airwaves.
the party idea is dope
Wow! I am so tired of people complaining about Mad Men. The show is historically accurate. I’m black and I do not constantly complain about what I see on this show, because I understand that it portraying life as it was during this time period. Are you truly telling me that you are upset with history? There is no need to complain about what was, your energy would be better spent changing what is.
I am black and i love Mad Men although not like Damages on FX.
Damages is a much better show.
Damages is a much better show and sons of anarchy is also incredible.
what are they called now? assistants?
I love Mad Men. I’m white. I hate feminists.
THEY SMOKE. and drink. you can tell in 1960 most people are working, save money, much more polite, friendly & had higher expectations in life. this is what real conservatism is.
I definitely agree with this these types of shows are extremely retarded.
I’m white, I’m a feminist, and I love Mad Men. We all know people were sexist as hell back then, and I think it’s fascinating to watch their portrayals of how women handled themselves in a world where they had very little power except their sexuality. Also love the closeted gay art director. Brilliant show.
“Oh yeah, it’s a great show don’t get me wrong. But you think at least one person would have know than those IBM Selectric type writers didn’t come out until 1961. I mean, it’s so obvious.”
“would have know than” -> “would have known that”
I hate mad men. but I watch it anyway.
My white wife makes me.
Win!
Seriously, you are not this literal? The show is simply depicting the culture of the time, not celebrating it! In many ways, this series shows how far we have come in regards to changes in cultural attitudes and laws effecting women, homosexuals and racial minorities in this country. It’s very easy for us young people to take our lives for granted. As aware as I think I am about the realities of history, some of the attitudes still surprise me.
Keeping up with the Kardashians is so much more entertaining.
yo mad man is rasist. fuck u crackers i aint shinin nobodys shoes. slave days r over the persident is black. bitches
Make me a sandwich.
I love mad men, anything that has to do with men is ok with me. I love dicks in my mouth and balls on my chin. Suck a dick mick, that’s my name. If you don’t know why, drop your trowsers and find out.+
I love your site. I’m such a big time white guy. I love pot, being a playboy with Sexy (not ugly) Asian Girls, travelling, hip hop, making people feel bad for not going outdoors, and basically everything you mentioned here. I also work for a wine distribution company (of all things!) called DT Asia in Beijing, China.
Also I’m French (don’t all white people LOVE the french and wish they could speak it?) and grew up as a multi-lingual child. I greatly enjoy being all International man of mystery, too.
Thomas Briollet
Dt Asia
Quite the pants pisser!
Here’s another good one: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
^i is done just writed dat, yo.
The characters have some serious questions about their own manhood. Whoever male believes men run the world is about to realize this isn’t true. Aaaahhhh, this is the life in 1960.
May the good ol’ days of 1950s America return after this Nov.’s congressional elections. If only FOX News channel existed in 1960 not CBS or NBC, the civil rights movements won’t ever happened. The U.S. prized its constiution back then, so the government can’t control or censor the news casts of big 3 TV networks.
Chuckle. Chuckle. Chuckle.
Here’s another laugh: http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
I HATE this show!
You may as well be watching Dynasty reruns, because you don’t get it.
im with you on that one.
About Thomas Briollet
My name is Thomas Briollet. I must admit I am homosexual. The only woman I fantasize about sexually is my mother. She is so fucking sexy. I dream of bending her over and pounding her pussy in front of our gay French relatives. Then I will come on her face and she will lick it off and say “Oh Thomas,you are just like your father who beat the shit out of you and me and was a pathetic alcoholic, and now you just work for some stupid French wine distribution company because you are too stupid to see beyond cliches about French people!” The best thing the French have is the Eiffel Tower, but it is completely useless, like me Thomas. It is just an ugly heap of metal that serves no purpose. Big deal.
I think the French people are so great, but the French have done fucking nothing for the world. If French is so great, why does the whole world speak English? I hate English speakers, but it was the Americans who saved the French from the Germans during World War 2. I am a typical worthless French guy. I need to wax down my extremely thick eyebrows because they take up half my face. I live in China because I think I can be hedonistic and an international playboy, but only the trash of the world lives in Beijing because it is a shitty communist hole. The Chinese would kill someone to move out of Beijing. I moved here to make money to send to my pathetic French family who can’t find jobs to support themselves, because they live in a ghetto called Reims. I thought in China I would be an important white man, but really the Chinese wish I would leave their country, and stop sleeping with many prostitutes and sluts in their country both Asian and white. Take my laowai trash out, and also my horrible French wine.
I grew up in a housing project because my father was too busy beating me up and drinking because he was an unemployed alcoholic and he never loved me. But I still am playboy like he is. He fucked lots of women and had lots of ugly offspring like me. My father used to beat me up because I deserved it for being a shtihead bastard, and asshole. So I fantasized about fucking my mother like he did. Now I dominate women because I am scared of being controlled and powerless. I like to beat them up and be an S&m Master because I’m scared of being weak and beaten up like when my papa used to hit me. I like only sexy innocent white girls who are models and who are stupid enough to be submissive to me. They make me feel important and strong, but I am boring and an ugly French cliche.
I am secretly gay, but I never told my papa cause he would hit me hard and make my ass bleed. I like partying partying and drinking and dancing because I am so original! I am such a party animal! Too bad I am getting fatter and uglier as I grow older. Too bad I have a small small penis and I will never satisfy a woman; and they are faking their orgasms by going ah ah ah. But many sexy girls make me feel important. I am scared of being alone so I must be surrounded by lots of friends and distractions because in my retard brain I know that my papa hated me and he abandoned me. Sincerely, Thomas Briollet.
The Kardashians are a bunch of JAPs … either Jewish or Japanese, get the joke. Them girls don’t look like classic Caucasians to me. Snooki is also olive-skinned or bronze, those Jersey Shore girls are whitewashed Americanized Italians, when they first came to America the WASPs in the high rises of Manhattan or the KKK gatherings in Atlanta, feared them for ethnic features not seen in “white” people. My, how times changed, for the wealthiest Caucasians in America not of white nor Anglo-Saxon gentile backgrounds.
Lol wtf was that all about dude? I guess you got a beef with this french prick you’re slagging…. hahaha…. he does sound like a fuckwit though hehehe… tell us more bro….
Wow…
#123 Mad Men…or any other “Good Ol’ Days” nostalgia when minorities were, um less visible.
If Master Lander is so entusiastic for the US to become a non-white country who doesnt he go and live in El Salvador or Haiti for while?
http://boerboel1.wordpress.com/2010/05/01/self-flagellating-cnn-moonbat-celebrates-white-suicide/#comment-833
HILARIOUS!!!!
Your republican right?
oh oh and your a liberal who is a closeted racist, right?
hahahahahahahahaha, i adore ignorance on print. Its the best kind of ignorance
Can I please request that you create a whole new blog that spotlights the deliciously idiotic comments people leave on your posts? Reading them takes me to a world where satire doesn’t exist yet, and it saddens and thrills me in equal parts.
I’m not 100% sure how so many people could misunderstand Stuff White People Like, but I do love reading their ramblings.
Anyway, gotta run to Whole Foods to buy organic popcorn for my Mad Men marathon later.
You forgot to mention how this ties into #49 – Vintage. I think that it is a large part of its appeal. I have seen so many articles in fashion magazines/fashion-oriented websites about “VINTAGE MAD MEN STYLE!”
It’s also the last era of White primacy, and that is reason alone to enjoy it, when the USA ran like a well-oiled machine, the downtown’s of America were clean, people had class, and crime rates were much lower. It is refreshing to see a show full of people that look like me instead of TV shows full of Mystery Meats. When I want to see people that don’t, I can watch Telemundo, BET, or WB.
If you were to be famous what would you like to be known for?
Actually, no one recycled and the streets were filled with litter, people only had class in the sense that they believed in white supremacy, and crime rates were higher. But nice try.
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There isn’t one motherfucking show on the idiot box that can hold a candle next to ‘Breaking Bad’, my friends. ‘Nuf said.
That’s correct, Spike.
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Mad men: A way for WP to safely re-live segregation.
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Maybe since there are essentially all-white characters on Mad Men…
http://SomethingYouShouldRead.com
Il est un très grand homme, l’admirent.
Like from the intro of 1970s comedy All in the Family… “those were the days. You can do whatever you want then, and girls and girls, men were MEN. ” LoL! I can bet Mad Men is popular for reminiscing a time when MEN ruled and men can be men, male assertiveness was the key of survival and success. It speaks to all male viewers everywhere, and this was before women’s lib. in the later half of the 1960’s altered the sense of being male, it could well hurt our pride.
Instead, the best way to use Mad Men is to suggest or host a themed party.
When you say the words “we should have a Mad Men party,” white people will immediately latch onto the idea and begin planning. By the end of the day, they will have picked proper attire and emailed you a drink and hors d’oeuvre menu. In the days and weeks leading up to the party white people will be thinking of clever ways to make it more authentic.
Mad Men is a flex in muscle for what the time was like for men about 50 yrs. ago, when the act of chivalry and real masculinity was considered the norm. Back then, certain male behavior traits was valued and prized in high points. You won’t see this in today’s world when men are bashed.
White people have a special affection for Mad Men because it reminds them of that “way back when” time just before they lost the sheen of their “unquestioned” racial entitlement and superiority.
Ah, what a time it was… white stars of television shows… and white presidents… my my…!
EDIT:
Make that “presumed and unquestioned.”
If I walked by daily as someone was beaten, demonized, humiliated, rapped, and made to watch while their children and family where done the same way. Yes it would be easy to assume that the victims will need psychological help for generations. But what of me, who stood by while it took place, isn’t there something wrong with me? White people have issues!! 75percent of the population and yall can’t come together to do nothing meaningful, yall suck!
Tim Gar the superstar, you just described me and over 20 million Americans with American Indian descent, but mainly 99.99% of us as well 40-50 million black/African Americans don’t want to express negative emotions onto white people, when one doesn’t need to.
How about ‘Mad Men’ symbolizes the oppression and discrimination of women at the workplace? 99.99% of the other gender represented 55% of the US population wouldn’t be on a revenge mode to bring in gender politics in today’s sensitivity trained diverse workplace.
In other words, for a white person and a male at the work place exercises poor judgement and say insensitive comments…can ignite what Tim Gar said, the Black Panthers shouting at voter booths about killing “white babies” or feminists had an urge to “kick a man’s groin”.
To request a woman coworker to “bring me coffee” and a black person “we don’t give you special treatment” may remind them of racism or sexism in generations past, when in fact it’s also equally ridiculous to attack whites and males (esp. superiors) over this issue. +
I was checking out the time of tonight’s premiere when I stumbled here on Google. Very interesting.
When I first read reviews of the series, it did sound like it was glorifying the time, and its bad behavior. Instead, with plenty of dark humor, it shows how bad and uptight the “good old days” could be… and along with the unalloyed, horrible people and behavior, there are always outsiders for us to observe and relate to.
For instance, there’s Peggy Olson, an “ethnic” Catholic from Brooklyn, and the only female copywriter. The humiliating treatment she gets from her gynecologist in the pilot episode, after her office manager/”frenemy” refers her there to get the Pill, told you so much about what women were dealing with in that time. So too does the violent rape of another character by someone she trusts.
Interestingly, in the first season, Peggy calls the cops after a wild party in the building, since some of her money is stolen. Two young black male characters, a cleaner and an elevator operator respectively, are fired, despite the fact they were off duty. LaToya Peterson has criticized the show for the lack of black characters, but MM has had real guts in showing how pervasive and casual prejudice was.
In fact, some of the “mad men” have pretty sad lives… i.e. Sal, the closeted, Italian-American art director who is expected, like many women workers, to sleep with clients.
Or Pete, a poor little rich boy whose parents have always controlled him through money, and who deep down, knows he is tolerated because of his family connections. Interestingly, he makes an attempt to get advertisers to sell more products to the Negro market and is stunned when they refuse. (Twenty years later, MTV wouldn’t even show Michael Jackson videos, or hip-hop, until relentless pressure was put on the network, despite the fact that white kids loved the music. And you don’t see a lot of acknowledgement of that yet!)
Even Don Draper has his issues, as the now-rich but formerly little and poor boy, whose mother was a prostitute, raised on a farm during the Depression by an abusive drunk.
Seriously. If you’re offended by “Mad Men” and take this post literally, you are exactly the person who needs to watch the show. If you want to see a far more contentious, racially insensitive show that asks no uncomfortable questions, we sell episodes of “Beulah” on DVD.
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Nigga, you gay. Get me a coffee.
I’m white and I don’t care for Mad Men.
get over it man. america is 1% american indian– their aren’t 20 million of them– and judging by the way that you write, it’s clear that you’re like 1/16th at best. don’t bullshit a bullshitter, and stop telling girls that you’re part cherokee at parties.
Mad men reminds white men of the times when they oppressed native Americans, white women, as well as black people. They were just running shit! And didn’t go to jail for the shit! Just murdering and doing anything to feed their lust for power in every faucet. In fact I bet if you go to the most remote parts of the world and interview the inhabitants, they’d say” FEAR THE WHITE MAN”. The white man is a evil mutha fucka when you give him some power! He’s an Animal! There is nothing the white man loves more than power, not even his own race, and the destruction of this society will be because he’s been running shit!
“get over it man. america is 1% american indian– their aren’t 20 million of them– and judging by the way that you write, it’s clear that you’re like 1/16th at best. don’t bullshit a bullshitter, and stop telling girls that you’re part cherokee at parties.”
No my friend. on the contrare, more than half of Hispanics in USA are part indian. about 20 of 30 million people. that rounds to 6-10 million Natives not of hispanic origin.
a 1/16 is undetectable. a 1/8, 1/6, 1/5 maybe. a 1/4, 1/2, 3/4 inherit enough genes or physiology. why need to flirt to white girls in parties. only works for below 1/8, 1/10, god forbid 1/20.
You really think white men love power more than any other race? Every man loves power. Africa is riddled with corrupt, power-hungry leaders. Much of Asia consists of rigid caste systems where one man oppresses another. In South and Central America money is king.
Sure white men made mistakes but it’s everyone else who’s still making them. Violence within ethnic minorities is greater than violence against ethnic minorities by white men. If society is destroyed it’s because everyone who isn’t white is fighting amongst themselves to be more like white men.
White man never had to fight for power, he just had it, so he doesn’t care about it all that much. He’s only used to having power because nobody ever argued. As soon as someone said “hey, that’s not fair” they started to back down. It’s everyone else who’s desperate to get power now.
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Learn YOUR history BOY!!!! The one thing white men did was copy and follow the blueprints of civilization written by the BLACK MAN. Egypt, need I say more. And before you go on and on about how Egypt is in the middle east, look at a globe. North Africa is still AFRICA!! Modern western culture is still learning what Egyptians knew thousands of years ago. It’s amazing how smart those of color really are. Oh yeah, you better hope the Mayans are wrong about 2010, if not, we better pay attention to everything John Cusack did in his best movie. Heck, they been correct about everything else so far.
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white men did not just have power.
white men killed, raped and treated others inhumanely to have power.
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It’s 2012.
Huh… I guess I DO like proving other people wrong.
Get over yourself. All human beings want power to some degree, regardless of the pigmentation of their skin. Yes, the Egyptians were intelligent, but they learned from the cultures that came before them, much as the Romans learned from the Greeks. Also, the ancient Egyptians lived thousands of years ago and their similarity to the people of Africa today is about the same as the Vikings to the British.
“It’s amazing how smart those of color really are.”
Are you serious? That is an incredible ignorant statement which completely refutes that which you are trying to convey.
The fact that you are pointing that out as if it is a surprising new revelation indicates that you were previously acting under the assumption that “people of color” were something other than smart.
Once again, get over yourself. Being black isn’t as special as people subbornly insist it is.
Because Egypt is in Africa doesn’t mean that the black man wrote the blueprints on civilization…it was the egyptians (who are not black) so get YOUR facts right…quit trying to make black people seem like they are something great because there not and never were just slaves and helpers…oh and btw u all sold yourselves over to White Americans back in the 1700s so bet on black??…yeah if you want to be stabbed in the back by your own people…take a look at the way blacks live today…there is no way they “wrote the blueprints of civilization”…..so nice try sweetie END OF STORY 😉
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If Egyptians are not black….what are they out of interest?
They are black – they are definitely not white. And as mankind originated from a race that was certainly not white you can split hairs as much as you wish. It’s truly pathetic.
This is truly not meant to be a time for hatred and insecurity, admit that non-whites have contributed to society and form the backbone of it also. Stop being naive and perhaps read a book. The writers of MM are being true to American history during the time period, that does not negate any historical fact however.
I think your list is great, Mike, and funny too. I’m not sure it’s really true of whites in general… felt more like what a certain Canadian white GUY likes. But truly funny and clever writing, and a great offering to this site. Thanks.
nobody cares that egyptians were black. in matter of fact call a modern day egyptian black today i bet he wont be so pleased.
Egyptians are Semitic peoples. The people of North Africa have never been black. Just because they weren’t white doesn’t mean that they are black . There are more than two races in the world you idiot. Sorry to burst your bubble, but whites built modern civilization. There were times when the Chinese or Persians were more advanced, but right now, it’s Europeans.
“Egyptians are Semitic peoples. The people of North Africa have never been black.” Read a book or go study some Egyptian art Kent. I would hate to see you spend the rest of your life in ignorance and or denial.
Wow, you guys are asses. Egyptians were black
So has every race, so maybe get YOUR facts straight.
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White people also love shows that show the good old danger days like Deadwood and shows that thrive on their awkwardly polite humor like the Office.
Brilliant use of humor to point out the intrinsic self-directed racism by various culture groups which clobber themselves with guilt.
At first, I thought you were serious, but now, I see otherwise.
Jesus….why does everything have to end in a black vs. white discussion?? Can we not just laugh and share a joke for once? This racism shit is getting really damn old, and I AM BLACK!!!
Thanks Janine. That was my thought exactly. The dwelling on color, whether this site, the White House, or, as I expect sadly again for Chicago’s mayoral race, sickens me.
A guy was making racist jokes the other day in front of me, and I let him know my name is Yiddish (it is), so he assumed I was Jewish (I’m not) and panicked, going off it to a tirade of apologies.
Genocide is why my family on my dad’s side left Eastern Europe, based on presumed race.
Felt sorry for this tiny brain of his, with his one brain cell getting so overworked.
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Wow, I came here to read some funny posts and then I just happen to see the comments below. Why the hell are so many people taking this personally? Are you so insecure that you cant have a laugh at your own expense?
As for the whole debate on who brought culture to the world. It was a mix of the Greeks, Egyptians and Chinese that were responsible for most of the basic advancements of civilization. Most of which was done through violence (aka conquoring another civilization and then bringing over your advancements to them)
Look at who the great conquorers were of the past and you have your answer
Egyptians – most of North Africa and then trade with Greece
Greece – most of Mediterianian
Chinese – mainlaind Asia
Moors – Middle East and much of Europe (their technilogical advances were second to none in the ancient world)
The list goes on – Romans, Ghengis Khan, Alexander the Great
So, in the end, everyone contributed. And none of them can be classified as the modern term “white” which is a mix of the Romans, Norse, Moors, and the various barbaric tribes of Europe (Gauls, Anglos, Saxons, Celts, etc). Like it or not, it would be the people that we currently call Middle Eastern that probably have the biggest history of advancement out there.
In the end, forget the past, you werent there. All that matters is where we go from here.
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Hahahahahahahaha! yes, truth is very depressing at these parties. White people love themed parties, but the themes must be some part fantasy, no matter what the theme. The next time some royal from Europe gets married, throw a themed wedding party and watch the wedding on TV. Us white people love that extraneous nonsense.
Just about anything by HBO makes white people feel like they’re being authentic. Character driven TV. It ticks all the boxes.
HAHAHAHA! yeah, regrettably, no time traveling for me and my white husband(LOL). I’d be in a concentration camp.
uh, you mean AMC.
I never watch Mad Men, & I only know anything about it at all for two reasons: Christina Hendricks.
in 1960?
*Bawhahahaahahah* awesome!!! SO true!!!!@White people often find truth to be very depressing at theme parties.
I can’t bring myself to watch Mad Men. I actually worked in an office in the sixties. Too many memories. Also the men were usually not attractive or single.
It wasn’rt cool or trendy. Women’s clothes were painful. We got paid hardly anything but had a dress code. A man could own a couple of suits and get by. A woman wore something different each day. The shoes hurt and so did the underwear. My underwire bra was one piece of steel that did not bend in the middle. Casual meant wearing separates. Happiness was going home and taking off my clothes.
In my Mom’s day women wore a hat and gloves when they went Downtown. There were even gloves in the Summer! Men would walk around in suit jackets when it was over 80. The one thing I see in old movies that I don’t remember is men wearing hats. To me that meant they were old or losing hair.
The one thing that was true was smoking and drinking and lots of it. Smoking cigaretts is a no no now. I have heard that the ad company Weiden and Kennedy has beer for the employees. I have no idea if it’s a special brew but it is in Portland home of so many micro brews.
Mad Men is the dumbest most boring show I have ever seen: It is all about recreating the 60s, there is no real story, it is all about the clothes and the cars and whatever else was ‘cool’ in the 60s.
May I also suggest 30 Rock as an alternate substitute for a show white people love? Mad Men is to 60’s sexy as 30 Rock is to funny.
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You writing this comment a million F*ing times makes you the most racist of them all. Maybe you should read your own advice you obviously have serious problems with white people and no nothing about anything. Stop commenting, you suck.
White people, well all people, also enjoy http://www.NakedHipster.com. Mainly because the girls are hot and don’t have clothes on. Usually those two things go well together. You know, the hotness and the nakedness.
i think they mean white people like christina hendricks
yup, we do like mad men. nothing better than a show about us hard at work. “Other” races might be more apt to enjoy a sitcom about welfare, food stamps, and waking up at noon.
Tsk…
amirite?
seriously, find a fire and go die in it.
Never seen the show. Sorry, don’t know what the fuss is about even though I was a kid at the time the show took place.
Oh, and Christina Hendricks’ boobs.
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‘Mad men’ is where you find almost everyone smoking, back then people didn’t know cigarettes were bad. Who cares? We are getting fat, in 50 years we make a TV show about 2011, get some fat suits to put on people. Obesity is going away, because we find out how much exercise we aren’t having.
Yup..nothing like “hard working” white guys sitting at the best steak house at 10pm until 3 pm drinking martinis and “meeting”… nothing says hard work like that.. yup
“…the show especially vulnerable to one of white people’s favorite activities on earth: finding mistakes.”
WTF! if you would have made that remark about any other ethnic group the post would have been taken down for racism.
racist!
me
…I imagine your ilk would consider colonizing the New World while violently eradicating the indigenous populations you encounter and forcing the remaining to assimilate, in Borg-like fashion, “hard at work”. Perhaps it was really YOU that picked all that cotton under the whips of cruel slave-masters (which funded your subsequent empire), and the “other” races just made up tales of your unparalleled inhumanity to slander your good name.
You contemporary White dudes are so full of shit that you give your treacherous ancestors a bad name.
Fate will decide if resistance to you is indeed futile…Borg.
I was just watching an episode of Mad Men today and thought, this would be ideal for that list of stuff white people like. Then I look it up, and sure enough, you’ve already got it covered. We white people love shows about existential upper middle class ennui. First world problems are totally up our alley.
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I’m watching a Mad Men episode right now, scrolling through this site, laughing at the stuff on here… And what happens? Mad Men comes up on here.
I really am white x3
Random comment…stuffwhitepeoplelike.com needs to be added to the list of stuff white people like. EVERY comment is from a white person…I suppose were just jealous that the other races get to have all the fun with stereotypes or maybe it’s just in our nature to be self-depricating but white people definately like stuffwhitepeoplelike.com.
Wow. You are still hurting from your ancestors being enslaved by the white man huh? It has nothing to do with this generation, move on. Stop being hurtful to people around you and stop blaming society for your short falls.
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I have watched one episode of Mad Men. I didn’t like it all. I am a bad white person.
Why would the truth be depressing for white people? How can you generalize like that ,especially if your not white. No one knows what everyone likes. That is a good show,but not a very insightful article. History is history. It got us all where we are today. I agree ,if your not happy, the truth would be depressing.
Man men does not have a low intellectual quality. It points out many things that are different that we never even noticed. Seems a person judging intellectual quality like that is one of those thinking they are intellectual. Haha. You cant judge what you do not understand. Dont hate. Sounds like a bunch of bitter racists in here. Is Tyler Perry intellectual? No , its funny but pretty simple and good in many cases. This forum sounds like a lot of ignorant people talking ,”out of school,” in a
Sorry, I might have said something rude before. I didnt realize it was a joke.
hahaha I’m white and love Mad Men! This article has given me reason to watch the entire series over again to look for mistakes! sounds like a drinking game? Is that another white thing? Think I’ll go get some single malt scotch…
I love Mad Men. It is however, ultimately, always depressing. You get to look for the historical inaccuracies in all those beautiful shots, and you begin to realize that you will never wear a dress that pretty to clean the house, or that your boss is just a dufus in a garbage bag suit with too many pleats and not dashing at all, even that you can’t seem to get pure white high gloss true linoleum sheet flooring anymore. So now I’m sad I am living in 2012. Then I realize Don Draper wouldn’t really want my business, a la Rachel Menkin, and I feel glad I don’t live in 1960. It is a vicious, depressing cycle. Do you think maybe white people like to feel depressed? All the white people on Mad Men are…
The show is set in the decade of the 1960s. Only the first season is in the actual year 1960.
Mad Men is a great show, and whiter than Jack White eating sushi from a food truck in Portland, but if it’s errors you’re looking for, start with your blog entries. 😉
Another classic. As an aside, is Stephen Hawking only white?
I have a friend who is purple with greenish white stripes – skin tone that is. Can you tell me what stuff she would like ? I figured you would know since you have a knack for basing other people’s preferences on someone’s skin color. Thanks for any help you can provide.
Sigh. It’s facetious commentary on a group of people – and a certain socio-economic/educational strata thereof at that. It’s not the author’s genuine opinion about all people of one skin color. I’m a Black female and I like much of the stuff on the list – and get told I am the whitest Black person (x) knows because of it. It is tongue-in-cheek humor, not an anthropologist’s findings.
well said.
You ruined your reply with “sigh”
Sigh.
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Mad Men was great the first few episodes. Then they started added homos and blacks as cast regulars. Spoiled the whole damn thing,
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This is so true!! I am withe from à rich family in Europe, the hypocrite withe attitude is Well describe here. My father and Big brother fullfill almost all the cliché. I am in many of them too! We have no TV at home 😦 but I think this is less true for white people who have few money. This should be stuffwhiterichpeopledo
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One thing I thought was interesting is how Don never changed through the entire length of the 1960’s….by around 1968, every man under 70 had tried ‘the dry look’ hairstyle.
Not Don.
Still kept up with his mid – fifties slick back businessman’s special. He didn’t even take a run at modest sideburns…
I think even his suits and ties look as if they were all lifted from the 1961 Hardie Aimes catalog, and that’s it….