#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
January 20, 2008 by clander
As mentioned earlier, white people love to be outside. But not everyone knows that another thing they like to do is make people feel bad for wanting to watch sports on TV or play videogames. While it would be easy to get angry at white people for this, remember it is hard wired in their head that the greatest thing a person can do in their free time is to hike/walk/bike outdoors.
Usually, they will see that you are preparing to enjoy your life and they will say “hey, lets go for a hike in the park,” and most people will say “hey, thanks but I’ve been working all week and I’m really excited about watching this game,” and then they will respond “don’t be a lump on the couch, you’re wasting your life away, etc…” If you ignore them, they will eventually go away.
And much like most things with white people – they win both ways. If you decide to go with them, they feel good about getting someone off the couch and “into the fresh air,” and if you don’t decide to go, they can spend their entire time outdoors saying “boy, this is great, X doesn’t know what he/she is missing!” and running on a mix of self-satisfaction, Odwalla juice and muesli.
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This stuff is awesome.
I’m german, I live in Munich, as white as naturally possible and this is so true. All my life I was told to go outside to enjoy the fresh air as if it would make me live for 100 years. My grandparents told my parents, my parents me, I will certainly persuade my children to go for a hike in the alpes, too ^^
#9. Potato Chips
Note: When I’m mentioning potato chips I mean all kinds. Doritos,Fritos,etc. I know you may be saying to yourself “what’s the dig deal? Everyone likes potato chips!” This may be true but black people will go so far as to eat chips all day without ever sitting down to have a full course meal. This is partially because of it’s convienence. It’s a snack that you can eat on the go without being too sweet. A black person will also attempt to convince you that it’s good for you because it’s made from potatoes and corn. The older black person prefers the tangy or plain kind of potato chips while the younger black person makes a b-line for the hot flavored potato chips. If you’re ever in a situation where you’re going to a store and you ask a black kid “Do you want something back from the store?” The most common answer will be a big bag of flaming hot cheetos or “flaming hots!” and maybe one of those sugar waters that costs about 25 cents.
Wow Im a white and I find these funny
This website is hilarious, so true of all my whities out here
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