#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
January 27, 2008 by clander
As with many white people activities, being vegan/vegetarian enables them to feel as though they are helping the environment AND it gives them a sweet way to feel superior to others. For further evidence, note how the vegetarian world has increasing levels of extemism (no meat, no dairy, no eggs, no fish, nothing that has been cooked, etc).
Much like not watching TV, this makes white people pretty hard to deal with on a day to day basis – having dinner, going to restaurants, having them over to watch political debates all become major challenges as they will talk about how they cannot eat anything and would rather that the meat and cheese be thrown in the garbage than put into their bodies.
But wait, aren’t there white people who eat organice, grain fed, free range cattle and chicken? Yes, these white people are wracked with guilt knowing that they are eating a dead animal, contributing to rainforest deforestation, and global warming.
Whether you are dealing with a meat eater or a vegan/vegetarian, there are many ways to use this information to your advantage.
If you require a favor from a vegetarian white person, you should invite them to a dinner with your family. When your mother/grandmother offers them a dish with meat in it, they will reject it saying that they are vegetarian. When the meal is over, tell them that your mom is very embarrassed, and that in your culture rejecting food is the equivalent of spitting on someone’s grave. They will then owe you favor, this can be repeated when you need trips to the airport, someone to help you move, a small interest free loan, or a place for your friend to crash.
If you need to gain leverage with a meat eater, it’s pretty easy. They already feel guilty, just point it out.
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Truly great information that anyone can use on a daily basis.
get out your negro dialect translators again fruitcakes, you’re gonna need ‘em. xDDD
thanks to obozo’s feckless incompetence by manipulating gas prices to their highest ever at this time of year in an effort to force you to buy a gov’t motors volt, one of the consequences of that stupidity is… higher inflation…
that means the cost of everything has gone up, food prices are skyrocketing, peanut butter alone is up 36.6% over a year ago.. 36.6%!! in just one fucking year!! how is that helping out poor people? I suppose liberal politicians think its a 2fer because they are handling obozo’s wifes dillema on obesity at the same time… by making gas too expensive to buy, they make food to expensive to purchase healing the planet and conquering obesity at the same time???
some dumbasses think that a minimum wage should be a living wage? thats an oxymoron… everytime the minimum wage goes up the cost of everything goes up that much plus a bit more to implement it, making the need for another raise in the minimum wage to make up the difference causing the prices to go up again outpacing whatever they raise the minimum wage too.
ppl too stupid to see the cycle and how it can’t possibly work in reality, keep voting for the next guy that promises something they don’t have only to find out it isn’t enough and can never be enough. The only answer is to enhance your own skill set and earn more than the minimum wage that will out pace the next fruitcakes push to raise it.
In plain English this is called, chasing your tail. You keep running in circles doing the minimum expecting the maximum and never breaking even let alone getting ahead.
Enter one feckless, incompetent, in over his head, queer hugging negro, ass clown deluded by illusions of granduer and you have a recipe for disaster.
Spending more money than our GDP, while simultaneousely doing everything he can to lower our GDP puts in a position of fiscal collapse like Greece…
No amount of liberal wishful thinking, and/or drug induced daydreaming can change reality one bit. liberal tax and spend policies don’t work, have never worked anywhere they’ve ever been tried and simply can’t…
The sooner you dumbfucks stop sticking your hands out to gov’t to feed your dumbasses, and either put them to work or starve to death the better off all of us will be.
Vegans can eat cooked foods, raw diets do not. Going Raw… Also something white people like.
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@cuckoo for coco puffs… your peoples beliefs are another fine example of liberals subisidizing a way of life or a lifestyle choice because they need the votes and there was no way to make your people competent to survive in a post cro-magnon age.
I find that is one of the most amusing things going on in the world today… if it wasn’t for liberals need for and susidizing of big groups of fruitcakes, and degenerates making idiotic lifestyle choices….
those choices and “beliefs” would render them extinct and no longer a problem to anybody. The sole reason many of those large groups of misfits and degenerates are alive at all is because of fascist leftwingnut politicians who care far less for you than you think, need your vote….
1) hinduism doesnt eat meat and saying it is stupid is kinda going against thier religion
2) who the hell are you to say how someone should live thier life and teach thier kids you got nothing to point out how they should live
3) are you trying to fuck with someones belief on how they should live? yep your just like the fucking europeans who tried to destroy my culture and massacre my people
You should just stop being a bitch and tell the science you dont have to go personal and anyway my native culture feels all like is equal so cutting grass and trees is just the same as cutting off my neighbors hand.
so what ever if this makes anybody mad I DONT FUCKING CARE
-A Native American
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