#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
January 27, 2008 by clander
As with many white people activities, being vegan/vegetarian enables them to feel as though they are helping the environment AND it gives them a sweet way to feel superior to others. For further evidence, note how the vegetarian world has increasing levels of extemism (no meat, no dairy, no eggs, no fish, nothing that has been cooked, etc).
Much like not watching TV, this makes white people pretty hard to deal with on a day to day basis – having dinner, going to restaurants, having them over to watch political debates all become major challenges as they will talk about how they cannot eat anything and would rather that the meat and cheese be thrown in the garbage than put into their bodies.
But wait, aren’t there white people who eat organice, grain fed, free range cattle and chicken? Yes, these white people are wracked with guilt knowing that they are eating a dead animal, contributing to rainforest deforestation, and global warming.
Whether you are dealing with a meat eater or a vegan/vegetarian, there are many ways to use this information to your advantage.
If you require a favor from a vegetarian white person, you should invite them to a dinner with your family. When your mother/grandmother offers them a dish with meat in it, they will reject it saying that they are vegetarian. When the meal is over, tell them that your mom is very embarrassed, and that in your culture rejecting food is the equivalent of spitting on someone’s grave. They will then owe you favor, this can be repeated when you need trips to the airport, someone to help you move, a small interest free loan, or a place for your friend to crash.
If you need to gain leverage with a meat eater, it’s pretty easy. They already feel guilty, just point it out.
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This post should’ve been called “Tofu” or “Wheat Gluten” because for being “vegans”/”vegetarians,” they sure crave a lot of fake meat products!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve known quite a few people who have turned vegetarian or vegan, and the only explanation any of them could give was, “I don’t know…”, “because developing an eating disorder was too extreme of an option”, or “for personal reasons”(this one basically meaning they were too embarrassed to admit they needed to go on a diet).
Would definitely be a white person thing if it wasn’t for INDIA existing.
Haha, snap!
I wouldn’t eat meat if it didn’t taste good
I’m a vegetarian. I do agree some people who go veg are quite pretentious about it, but I also wanted to add another view point. I think sometimes vegetarians come off as condescending because they are so sick and tired of defending their choice of lifestyle. I am a vegetarian for personal reasons, but I do not believe everyone should go veggie. It is a personal choice. I will not criticize you for your choice to eat meat, so please God do not harass me about not eating it. To all meat-eaters out there: please do not assume every vegetarian is out to challenge your decision to eat meat and automatically become defensive. I purposefully avoid telling anyone that I don’t eat meat because 90% of the time I am harrassed to no end about “how do you get your protein?” and “oh, you’re going to get sick” and “well people are made to eat meat.” I AM NOT QUESTIONING YOUR DECISION SO PLEASE DON’T QUESTION MINE!!! *Deep Breath
* I already feel alienated enough for having different personal beliefs than the majority and I really feel hurt when people make it a point to alienate me further. Leave me alone, and I will leave you alone! Thank you 
I also wanted to add that I am 100% ok with hunting, fishing, etc (trophy hunting not included). It is perfectly natural to go out and kill something for the purposes of consuming it. I am NOT ok with raising mass quantities of animals in crowded and inhumane conditions pumping them full of chemicals, tying calves and lambs down and not allowing them to walk as to keep the meat tender, and force feeding to make animals more plump. This is disgusting, and whether you care about the animal or not, you should care about your own health. It is not healthy to consume animals that are pumped full of antibiotics and fed ground up parts of their own kind. If you choose to eat meat, please buy from small local farms and ensure they do not use these methods. That will be all
According to pathetic people like you. Why don’t you feel sorry for and do something about Africans and people from Third World countries….they’re actually of the same species!
I am not a vegetarian but have studied a lot on the subject…
And if you read farther into it, all of those grains and food products that these factory farm animals are forced fed to become larger and fattier would provide more than enough food to feed all of those starving third world countries. Therefore, by being vegetarian and refusing to eat the abused overfed factory farm animals, you are helping to end world hunger.
Do your research before you make accusations!
Thank you!
chuckle, I just love you save the world moonbat types. You guys are better than letterman. You actually think you are saving the world by not eating meat. That is truly hilarious. When I see a post like this I have to think of that couple in the movie “Bug”.
I have a friend that went vegan. Then his whole world turned to shi-. He’s now on his 3rd marriage, could never copulate sucessfully outside the clinic, and turned liberal. Ample evidence of brain and testicular shrinkage due to lack of meat in his diet.
HAHAHAHA thats why vegans are either women or gay men…or both (in rare cases).
Just KNEW you would be here Greg. Do you mean that you are Gay and you miss your friend’s meat? BTW, your wife called from the doctor’s office and said the bone is not broken (ya’ know, the little “talk” you had with her this morning…shouldn’t have been in front of the mongrels …damn dawgs anyway). Game is on
Jesus dude……….. Talk about brain and testicular shrinkage.
THat’s fucking bullshit. Shut up and stop trying to make a bad name for vegans.
That’s the truth. Your mealy mouthed response proves you are also starting to experience measurable brain and testicular shrinkage. Get a sausage in you, quick.
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