Recycling is a part of a larger theme of stuff white people like: saving the earth without having to do that much.
Recycling is fantastic! You can still buy all the stuff you like (bottled water, beer, wine, organic iced tea, and cans of all varieties) and then when you’re done you just put it in a DIFFERENT bin than where you would throw your other garbage. And boom! Environment saved! Everyone feels great, it’s so easy!
This is important because all white feel guilty about producing waste. It doesn’t stop them from doing it, but they feel guilty about it. Deep down, they believe they should be like the Native Americans and use every part of the product or beast they have consumed. Though for many white people, this simply means putting plastic bags into a special drawer where they will accumulate until they are eventually used to carry some gym clothes or bathing suit. Ultimately this drawer will get full and only be emptied when the person moves to a new house. Advanced white recyclers will uses these grocery bags as garbage bags.
If you are in a situation where a white person produces an empty bottle, watch their actions. They will first say “where’s the recycling?” If you say “we don’t recycle,” prepare for some awkwardness. They will make a move to throw the bottle away, they will hesitate, and then ultimately throw the bottle away. But after they return look in their eyes. All they can see is the bottle lasting forever in a landfill, trapping small animals. It will eat at them for days, at this point you should say “I’m just kidding, the recycling is under the sink. Can you fish out that bottle?” And they will do it 100% of the time!
The best advice is that if you plan to deal with white people on regular basis either start recycling or purchase a large blue bin so that they can believe they are recycling.
i love you. that is all. and i mean that from the cockles of my bluest bin
I’m white. I feel guilty about breathing carbon in the air.
I can’t wait to pay the carbon tax.
“I’m white. I feel guilty about breathing carbon in the air”
Carry a plant with you and make sure you exhale on it. Plants need CO2 to perform photosynthesis and will release oxygen as part of the process. Problem solved!
I love recycling and Korea’s system is great. They even do something with styrofoam, not exactly sure what, but it all goes away to some place together.
This shit is so outtapocket and delicious it ain’t even funny.
Actually its HELLA funny.
At least someone is trying to save this planet. Minorities (especially blacks and Mexicans) could care less about their surroundings. You can see this all over the city. 9/10 Blacks or Mexicans will throw stuff on the ground even if their is a waste basket a meter or two from them.
And also, in some places, it’s the law to recycle, and blacks and Mexicans will choose not to anyway.
Dear “A White Man”.
I recently found this site through a friend and i think it is geared as for humour on typical social behaviours. We would appreciate you not getting into absolutely ludicrous arguments about racism by making up statistics of 9/10 Blacks and Mexicans not recycling. If you have done an academic survey, i think what ur community needs is a better school system that can teach you folks about recycling.
if you find this site offensive, send an email to the site admin and not try to bull **** about “someone trying to save a planet”
-from a non-White boy who recycles, advocates about poverty and hates people with SUV’s with a passion
#67 White people like creating unfunny blogs about a quirky topic.
“just a human being”
what a load of crap. i can see you like to give rusty trombones to the person writing in this blog.
“a white man”
sigh… only white people will get so fussy over nonsense like this shit.
“I love recycling and Korea’s system is great. They even do something with styrofoam, not exactly sure what, but it all goes away to some place together.”
That place is called “the landfill.”
Oh, no, sorry: in Korea, it’s probably called, “the dioxin-producing incinerator.”
@ Pedantic
actually it goes into something like this:
http://www.alibaba.com/catalog/11078550/Recycling_Machine_For_Styrofoam.html
with “suppression of dioxin generation by sensing at low temperature”
Metamorphallic:
They also make one of these:
http://www.alibaba.com/catalog/11035910/Snap_Roller_Ring.html
But I hope it’s only used for ‘dolphin friendly’ tuna fishing. As I white person I care about the dolphins but not the tuna…
OH snap, this one is heated. White people love to say “Um, technically…”, and quote donkeyplop statistics. I don’t know about you guys, but I pocket compost.
Superb post.
I didn’t realise I was such a stereotype. I feel ill…
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Oh you really MUST do an entry about No. 7, — Mr. “Just a Human Being” — the obligatory token minority who serves to reinforce the status rules with obligatory comments about white bigotry and prejudice. Without him, the whole whitepeople status structure falls.
white people are so lame.
Yeah recycling is so funny. Anyone who does it must be dumb and probably white.
Stupid ass site.
Dear ‘A White Man’
Also please consider the possibility that the “Mexicans” (clearly you can’t actually discern their nationality) you’ve observed may come from a developing country, not the United States, and yet as a result of US dominance their third world country has long been forced to rely on the export of primary products for national income, including paper and plastics.
Of course, given that primary products do not produce the income of manufactures, that they are vulnerable to changes in international prices, and that recycling has served to decrease demand and lower the prices for these products, please rest assured that many of the world’s poor should hate you as much as you should hate them. Please take your trash and racisim and tomatelo por culo.
How lame to look at recycling in that way. If you keep all of the stinking rotting garbage in one container and not mix it all together and have 10 containers with stink and rot you can better control the stink and rot. Of course some folks are totally oblivious to this or maybe they just like it that way.
For those of you white people most concerned with reducing your footprint on the environment please consider not breeding.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voluntary_Human_Extinction_Movement
The church of euthanasia may also have relevant information:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Euthanasia
hahahahaha
funny post- there’s nothing like messin’ with people
When they ask where the bathroom is tell them you don’t have one, but there is a composter out back
Not only that, but white people are sometimes so dumb in the absence of a recycling bin that they’ll refrain from putting a bottle in the trash (lest it end up in a landfill!) and instead just place it nearby, like on the ground or on top of the trash, like the recycling fairy will take care of it.
he referenced wikipedia!!! hahahahahahahahah
This blog is very good, but should be more narrowly titled “things affluent or upper middle-class educated white people from liberal backgrounds like”. Because there are a lot more white people who like NASCAR, Mcdonald’s, Blue Collar comedy Tour, The U.S. Armed Forces, hunting, ice hockey, bull-riding, harley-davidsons, making truly offensive black-people and Latino jokes, budweiser and maker’s mark than white people who enjoy coffee, sushi, barack obama, recycling, priuses and ipods. To the author of this blog: you should spend some time with some “real” white people. They don’t live in major cities, they didn’t go to fancy college (like you obviously did, along with many white people whose habits and proclivities you have absorbed and catalogued) and they work at blue-collar jobs. You’d get a kick out of it. Those white people would love to introduce you to their culture, which you would find strange and exotic. Think how much more material you’d have for your hip blog if you spent some time with some real white people.
I’m a white guy in a medium-large predominantly-black urban setting, and… I recycle everything I can. Recycling is free in this town, or more precisely described, recycling is tax-subsidized to encourage recycling, but doesn’t cost the individual any recurring fee.
“A white man” has a point, though he’s not too worried about being offensive. From my experience, the closer you get to the center of the city, meaning the more racially diverse (or less white) the neighborhood, the less people even bother with recycling. Big piles of trash bags, and not a free recycling bin in sight. The irony is that bags cost $1.50 each to dispose of!
I’m not going to guess at motivations (or not), but free is free, so what keeps certain people from participating? How about some non-white person explain it.
And “lev” made a funny, too. Thanks!
I’m a white guy and I hate recycling.
“This blog is very good, but should be more narrowly titled “things affluent or upper middle-class educated white people from liberal backgrounds like”.”
I don’t think you understand how racial humor works. Having probably never been on the receiving end of it, you’re probably confused as hell right now.
**READ ME**
Wow. White people are pretty awful. Recycling is *so* trendy. On the plus side, it helps all mankind and the earth. Boo hoo, white people love talking about recycling… and they usually do it! That’s right, they actually recycle. They may re-use plastic bags for the gym or store them for eternity, but at least they don’t throw them in the trash, or out their car windows to end up on some dolphin’s head.
Another thing they (I) do, is take them to their local Holy Foods, and RECYCLE them.
But you’re right. We should be more like other cultures. Like the Chinese, who still burn tons of their trash in the 21st century, contributing to that cloud of filth hanging over their capital city, sufficiently toxic to stop the Olympics.
NEW BLOG: Stuff Asians Like: Pollution, Human Rights Violations, Shark Fin Soup, Superficial Relationships, Math, Pressuring Children into Highly Competitive Olympic Programs, Pianos, America.
You’re really brilliant.
Maybe we should talk to you again in 10 or 20 years when you have children (or if you’re in China, *child*) and they’re fishing what they think is a shell out of the ocean on their beach day, too naive to realize it’s a plastic lid from the package of salted squid chips you ate yesterday.
You know what else white people like? Commenting on each other’s blogs about any and everything.
FYI- No trees were harmed during the writing of this comment.
Medium rare, no salad…You nailed it…
Wow, he’s really, really white.
@ #30
Hey, you forgot to include the following in your blog title of “Stuff Asians Like”
– Designer name brand clothing with the label explicity written on the front (Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Guess, Dolce Gabbana, Armani, etc.)
– Colleges where there are no requirements for writing, English or literature
– Souped up Acuras with tons of stickers on the back
– Stuffed animals in the back window of their cars
– Hair Gel
– Smoking cigarettes
– Ebonics language mixed with their native tongue
– Talking on the cell phone 24/7
– wRiTiNG liKe ThIs On THe InTeRnET!
lol this is so funny…and true!
Only some people recycle.. how sad. at least those some still helps.
I love it how people are responding with red-faced offense at #6’s (White Man) comments for being “racist” not realizing how racist this very blog is! Good job, dipshits.
Funny-ass blog. I quite dig it.
Interesting how, in the comments section(s), blatant racism against whites is found humorous, and encouraged, while blatant racism against non-whites gets the typical Scarlet Letter treatment.
It should be all or nothing, unless the world is populated with narrow-minded hypocrites.
Oh wait…
This blog title is misleading: what you are in fact referring to and mocking is a certain subsection of white people in North America (mainly the US and to a lesser extent the non-Francophone parts of Canada), who are liberal/left-wing poseurs with above average incomes.
Most whites in the UK (where I am from) are nothing like that! Indeed, many whites from America itself are nothing like the whites you mock here. Moreover, whites from the non-anglophone world would hardly recognise any of the stereotypes you portray here. Talk about ethnocentric!
I suspect you are an Angry Asian Male (AAM) who has been brought up and educated among upper-middle class whites, subjected to their patronising behaviour and seen most of “your” fellow Asian women hook up with white men. This blog is your way of expressing your anger and getting some measure of revenge against the whites who have bothered you for so long. It’s funny and all, but please remember the target of your lampooning is a very narrow sub-section of the Caucasian race as a whole.
Oh, and Asians can be just as funny and weird too.
Posts #30 and #34: well put!
Anybody interested in starting a “stuff asians like…” site?
it’s sort of funny….I don’t think people should get fired up about this. It’s a parody right?
Well, I can see how some white people would be offended while reading this blog, if the blogger isn’t white that is. I thought it was a parody made by a white person. No?
This blog isn’t really directed at all White people, but rather a subset of the White American population that is arrogant, elitist, leftist, “Daily Show”-watching, Obamanation voting, and NPR-listening.
Almost all the jokes & racial slurs directed against White people in the U.S. are in fact towards our more rural & religious White demographic. This is the first website (that I know of) which actually satirizes the urban liberal Whites instead of the working-class, rural Whites.
Wow!! Mother fucking sociological gold!!
I like this site, just found it yesterday. And just as I am white and german, there is many things here that I find myself being into, but many more that I dont fit in. Its hard to believe that this all should be a white thing what I am doing (coffee, bicycles, tea, recycling …). I really wonder what other races were doing without these things and what makes them different except from the skin, would be nice to find that under every article here. To me it seems like:
life – white things = 0
And there is 67 topics now, I am sure the author is white as well, I dont have another explanation for all these “critical” exposures. And its funny to watch these serious interracial discussions on this unserious site…
*** READ ME ****
Should we take bets on how many more people will post to this thread saying that, um, actually, this blog doesn’t really apply to all white people?
I am in total agreement with the posts above…the author of this blog is ASIAN.
This blog reeks of
“Asian American (I am almost 99% it is Korean-American) Guy who realizes that the Fixed Action Patters of Upper Middle Class, Urban, Liberal White People” is the standard target and pinncale lifestyle to which almost all wealthy and educated people in America strive….and is a bit peeved at it so decides to poke fun of it in a light, but still somewhat derisive manner”
For all of you who mistakenly believe that the author is black or hispanic, I quote the famous SNL skit: “Nigga Please!”
Although Black or hispanic people poke fun at and find much of white culture quirky and hilarious, they do not write blogs which dive so deep into showcasing white culture and critique in a way that exudes insecurity or a vent-up “grudge” as this one does. You can see that that none of the items in this blog are really far from fact. Alot of the items of in the list do indeed apply to a very large section of white population in America. The author does not really lie or distort reality. However, that’s just it. Only Asians find the reality of white culture to be bothersome to their pre-programmed prejudices of what is superior. Hispanics and blacks would be more likely to make up and totally distort the reality of white culture and make jokes about it and leave it at that since they really don’t care what white people do as long as it doesn’t infringe upon their enjoyment of life. In other words, Hispanics and blacks are perfectly fine with the whites wanting to recycle, drive Priuses, live by the water, shop at Whole Foods or what not because if they were making as much money or obtaining the same level of financial comfort, many black and Hispanics would probably want to do the same thing too. Or, they would choose not to, but it doesn’t bother them. Simply put, black and hispanics are comfortable being themselves and with white people being different. They really don’t have any dreams or illusions of black or hispanic culture dominating the “stuff that white people like culture” and really don’t get annoyed that liberal, urban white culture is what it is.
However, with Asians, it is a completely different story. Asians have this strange underlying “grudge” or I should say, “inferiority complex” with any culture or people that are different from themselves but hold a dominance in the society in which both live. Thus, this reality does not fit well with the natural competitive and insecure nature that personififes so much of the Asian immigrant culture in the western world. Unlike black and hispanics, the Asian population in western countries has already reached the same level of economic/financial success that white people hold, and in Asian culture, there is no greater feeling of enjoyment than seeing yourself becoming the dominant power. Thus, because Asians share pretty much the same socio-economic status as whites, they are much aware and exposed to white, urban, liberal blue-state culture since they probably work alongside these types of white people and probably have gone to the same wealthy, high ranked, hippie universities full of white people that this blog ridicules. Not too many black and hispanics have reached this position to be so close and neck to neck with the white population that is the target of this blog. That is the diference.
Thus, Asians see that in this country (USA) or whichever country in which Asians and whites are neck to neck, that despite sharing almost the same economic status with that of the white population, the standard for hipness, wealth, and whatever is considered “cool”, fashionable or trendy is basically “stuff that urban, progressively-minded white people like”…not stuff that “rich, successful, science/engineering background-minded Asian people like.” This reality conflicts and does not bode well with what these Asians have believed throughout their entire lives from birth which is that “Our Asian culture is superior to any caucasian culture because our race is the most intelligent and most beautiful in the world”. It is a commonly known fact that Asian culture in the form of parents, schools, media drill this message of racial superiority into their heads from birth. Thus, when these kids grow up and actually see that reality of the world is totally different from what their masters in their little Asian enclave of racial superiority has told them, they get confused, jealous and spiteful to the point where they need to find tribal comfort in congregating with other Asians and finding humor in telling each other how funny it is that white people’s culture is so different from theirs.
The irony is, however, that in secret or behind closed door amonst themselves, alot of Asians actually yearn for the same things found on this list…especially living by the water or shopping at high end groceries. However, they are just irritated that they came from a culture in which their families could not afford to or did not give a rat’s ass about the environment, recycling, helping poor people in third world countries, eating organic food, helping causes, going snowboarding, renovating a house, throwing dinner parties, travelling to exotic locales, etc., Granted it is not their fault because as immigrants to a new country, their parents did not have the time nor luxury of doing these things because they were too busy trying to make money or push their kids at school to learn Calculus by age 10.
Instead, these Asian kids grew up seeing TV shows from their motherland countries and their families living a different culture: obessing about money, buying expensive designer name brand goods with the label on the front to show off (Gucci, Guess, Dolce Gabanna, etc.), smoking cigarettes in front of their girlfriends, driving nothing other than Mercedes Benz and BMWs, listening to cheezy ballad or R&B based pop music, striving to be a rich doctor, never thinking about travelling to third world countries (only places where they want to travel is K-town in LA, NYC, or anywhere which is considered “fashionable”), etc. Becuase they grew up seeing this type of lifestyle and culture as what is cool and what every normal person strives to acheive, they are heartbroken and angry when they realize that noone in upper class America considers this type of lifestyle to be “cool” or reflecting of high class or wealth. Thus, you get the grudge and blogs like this.
Now of course, before anyone jumps on my back, I know I did ALOT of racial stereotyping and applied a huge range of broad labels to Asians in general. However, my response to that is, “I really don’t care.” Why? Because I can. The reason is that although I am not a member of this group, I spent almost all of my 34 years growing up surrounded by Asian Americans with almost 70% of my childhood friends being Asian, going to school with them side by side, eating dinner and spending weekends upon weekends at their houses with their families, and just knowing their culture inside out. I can even speak Mandarin and Korean even though I am a white boy. Now, I will say that almost half of my close friends now are Asian. However, none of these people subscribe or are victims to the mental disease of insecurity and inferiority complex which I described above. In fact, these guys are “whiter” than me in so many ways and unlike the Asians which I describe above, they really don’t care that “white culture” is different from what they grew up with and really don’t care that it is the dominant standard for what is considered trendy and characteristic of wealth and high-class. In other words, they are absolutely comfortable with themselves. Thus, I want to say that NOT ALL ASIANS ARE LIKE WHAT I DESCRIBE ABOVE.
However, I would like point out three points in the list of this blog that are dead giveaways that the author is Asian and not black or hispanice. Here they are:
#68 Divorce
– Please. I think more blacks or hispanics get divorced than whites. No black or hispanic would be foolish to cite this as something characteristic of being something only a white person would do. However, I can’t even count how many times I have heard the endless adage from Asians saying how terrible and inferior white American culture is because the divorce rate is so high in this country. They insist that Asian culture is that of higher morals because divorce is uncommon. Well, I guess it would be that way since the only other alternative for an Asian women would be to become a prostitute and outcasted by society for the rest of her life since a divorced woman has as much value as a slab of T-bone steak 10 days past the expiration date. No wonder you see so many loveless Asian couples who stay together just for superficial face value while the husband goes and screws whores at the hostess bar on a weekly basis while the wife flies to Europe or Thailand with her girlfriends for a romp in the sack with locals. Meanwhile, the kids grow up seeing such a screwed up household and become permanently scarred for life so they end up jaded, angry, and insecure. Thus, many of them end up writing blogs like this. Oh well, but according to them, this type of relationship is waaaay better than divorce.
#47 Art Degrees
– Again, while in university, I was astounded by the number of Asian students who told me how they hated courses in English lit, history, or any of the humanities courses which required them to write. Thus, it’s not surprising that I found the opportunity to make alot of good money from Asian high school kids who would pay me to write their college application essays since they had no writing skills whatsoever to complement their 800 math SAT scores. I’m not talking about international students either but rather Asian-Americans. It’s strange that even with the privledge of having grown up in an English speaking educational system, so many Asians have difficulty in expressing themselves outside of number or equations. I think this stems from the fact that they are conditioned within their families to think that the only respectable disciplines or professions are ones that use science and math. Any other academic discipline such as arts and the humanities is for the inferior white race. Thus, this becomes ingrained in their heads. However, the caveat is that when it comes time to apply to Harvard or Princeton, they realize that their high grades in math/science and 800 math SAT scores don’t mean jack when they also carry poor grades in English or low verbal SAT scores. I guess that’s where I come in. In any case, many an Asian student who was denied his/her chance at Harvard, Stanford or Yale because of their weakness in the arts or humanities has expressed to me their utmost hatred in all of their high school English teachers, college essays, etc and vow that they would like to exterminate any person who majors in such disciplines and gets a better paying job (probably a lawyer) than themselves. Dead giveaway. Blacks and Hispanics don’t give a shit about who majors in what.
#42 Sushi and #58 Japan
– Actually, these two may be more of a confirmation that the blog writer is definitely NOT Japanese but most likely Korean or Chinese American. However, that in itself serves as a strengthening evidence that the writer is definitely Asian and not hispanic or black because there is no way in hell that a black and hispanic would know or even care to subdivide the Asian fetish that alot of white people have. To black and hispanics, a white person fawning over anything Japanese is just an “Asian fetish.” However, to a Korean or Chinese person, a white person fawning over anything Japanese is just one more cherry on the top of the pudding of insult to their own culture which they believe to be superior to that of Japan’s. To Korean-Americans and Chinese-Americans, Japanese are pretty much at the same level as white people are in terms of targets of jealousy, insecurity, disdain and their grudge. I really don’t think any black or hispanic would give a frog’s fat ass whether or not white people preferred Japanese culture/food to that of Koreans or Chinese but for the Koreans and Chinese, it’s just makes them squirm even more with rage and jealous grudge. Spend any time with a Korean or Chinese and they will tell you that the thing that they hate more than Japan itself is the fac t that Japan enjoys a very popular image throughout the first world and is considered “cool” and “hip” among wealthy, urban, intelligent whites. They really don’t like it that kimchi, soju, Korean soap operas, turtle boats, and Panda express do not conjure up the same image of elegance and chicness that sushi, “Lost In Translation”, samurai and sake do for white people. Definitely, it would not be on this list if it was a non-Asian.
For a better idea of what I am talking about, look at the website below. It’s chock full of Asian American males who are venting their anger and frustration at being the little man on the totem pole in American society. Their posts describe their laments but also their dreams and fantasies of finally being able to turn into the second Ming Emperior who will destroy all white males and reestablish themselves as the ultimate alpha males in society. It’s a good laugh.
http://www.thefighting44s.com/
your recycling is not “saving the earth.” purchasing bottled water and throwing it in the recycling bin to be transformed into lower grade plastic is not a revolutionary act, stop patting yourselves on the back. ever thought of, hmm, consuming less?
LOL @ all the hurt feelings. the writers are white and all of you are helping them with their goals and making this funnier and funnier for me.
A lot of controversy going on here—while it is great for the blog’s ratings, but maybe a lot of the controversy is otherwise useless. Almost ALL people irrespective of race and color behave in the manner described in these posts in case they are living a high-paced life in a high-paced city!
that’s exactly the look i get in my eyes. however did you know?
I’m white, which is a synonym for ‘evil’ in today’s society, which wouldn’t be civilized if we were omitted. However, we spit out more ‘crap’ philosophically’ than we ever have, can, or will, put into the atmosphere or the earth. LOL.
Most types of recycling requires large expenditures of energy and produces as much or more waste than is being recycled. This little known fact just reinforces this blog’s overall theme that if you want white people to do something without too much effort on your part, just tell them it’s “good for the earth”.
blacks really don’t recycle. truth is a defense to racism!
Dear “Tom Sawyer”
No matter how much time you have spent studying, working, and hanging out with Asians/Asian-Americans, you will never have the same experience living in this country with someone of Asian descent.
Everything you have said and written comes from an “outsiders” POV. You happen to be a white male who is deriding and homogenizing a particular group of ethnic minorities. I find a lot of what you have said very offensive.
Granted, I must give you some credit because some of the things you have written are true and apply to a certain sector of (East) Asian-Americans. However, rather than focusing on the root-cause of a lot of these issues, you blanket most Asians with a negative stereotype.
well, of course Ford is right that recycling of residential solid waste requires an expenditure of energy… the question is does it use more energy/ resources than other forms of disposal, if so, does it nevertheless have some other virtue for a particular component of the waste stream that makes it worthwhile?
Take aluminium cans. Dumping them in a landfill is very cheap: they compact well, do not contribute to leachate (I guess unless something very acidic/basic is in there with them to corrode them into the leachate) and don’t emit methane. But! Aluminium is very valuable. It is well worth it for a municipal waste department to have people recycle this stuff.
Glass containers? Last time I checked, less so, but colored (amber, green) bottle glass was saleable.
Plastic containers? There is a recycling market for it, it is not good to incinerate (a lot of emissions, which have to be dealt with at considerable expense), and there is a lot of it (unlike aluminium) , so landfilling it uses a lot of expensive space (I’ve forgotten the price per cubic yard to construct landfill space , but in a heavily regulated state like New York it ain’t cheap), and don’t forget, you have to have a landfill monitored by engineers for thirty (30) years after closing and capping it. Then, too, plastic can burn like nobody’s business if there is an oxygen source, and putting out a landfill fire, esp. deep underground, is not easy.
Wood? It can burn also, but there is not much of a market, unless you get clean stuff e.g. milled wood from a construction site.
Clean paper (e.g. newsprint) and cardboard? There was a huge market a few years ago, when the paper makers were hoarding supplies to drive the price up…not sure where it is now, but it is worth attempting to recycle. Of course, it has to be clean…an engineer told me a horror story a few years ago about a paper recycler in Korea who recycled paper which had been contaminated with teeny bits of broken glass from the waste stream…what did he make from the contaminated paper? Toilet tissue! Needless to say, after complaints, the whole lot had to be recalled.
Although it should be titled, “Things Yuppies Like,” it is hilariously right on point. Why do people get so bent out of shape about jokes? You probably just don’t get it.
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Yet another So True post. I’m not white, but live in Northern Cali, so am very familiar with white environmentalist guilt. We collect grocery bags under the sink…The local Whole Foods just started a program where they trade 10 plastic bags for one of their oh-so-practical green grocery bags. That way, I can grocery shop without the guilt of knowing I’m suffocating the planet Earth. Win/Win!
Ok, I’m tired of people posting comments and being all uppity and overly earnest about the whole “white people like” thing. Are you really too dim to get it? Just replace “white” with “young, upwardly mobile, 2nd or 3rd generation middle class North Americans” and then you might be able to remove the pickle from your ass and have a laugh. “White” is just a lot less cumbersome to put in a URL and more comedic (when you start on about class it reminds everyone of Marx and Engles, which is definitely not funny, as you can tell by the serious looks on white undergraduate students’ faces when they sit at Starbucks pretending to read Das Kapital). Also, absurdity is funny. Clumping together an ENTIRE race and making generalizations about their taste in just about everything is absurd. Therefore this blog is funny. (caveat: you have to do the clumping together of an entire race with your tongue in your cheek for it be absurd and funny. If you do it and think you have a valid point, it just makes you a douche, ok number 6?) Thanks for the blog, guys. Makes me laugh. Which is nice because its not so funny being unemployed and having 2 useless arts degrees. Anyway, gotta run, the sushi has arrived and its blue box night! Horay! Going to give the old Mac a rest and turn on some public radio…
My god! A lot of you don’t have very acute senses of humor. This blog is meant to be SATIRE. It’s hilarious, and it talks about the group you all have stated: white/middle class/liberal/educated people. It’s supposed to be funny!! I was reading this and found myself laughing out loud because I have totally done some of the stuff he was talking about. And I’m BI-RACIAL! I’m german/scottish and african american. And I wish people would point out more often that the differences of how people think or behave has more to do with the culture you were raised in and your level of affluence more so than your actual ethnicity. Some one mentioned that when you get closer to the center of a large city people don’t recycle. That’s probably because there are more poor people who possibly don’t have access to convenient recycling, and they don’t have time to take it somewhere because they work two jobs to try and take care of their kids. It’s all very complicated, but I don’t think the person writing this blog meant any of it to be malicious. I kind of got the impression he was white! sheesh.
Clander, the main author of this blog, is the red-haired guy in the recycling picture.
Delightful! Finally, white stereotypes that target the white people who will –actually be offended–.
I mean, no use callin’ us bible thumpin’ redneck crackers if we agree with you. I mean, Christ. White people make fun of ourselves for this crap. Ever heard Steely Dan’s “Cousin DuPree”?
But this, dude, this: Be sellin’ a book, bro. People will buy it.
And best of all? White people will buy it to make it seem like they’re cool with being made fun of. Hat trick!
“Clander, the main author of this blog, is the red-haired guy in the recycling picture.”
Exactly! It’s not that difficult to see that the creators/writers of this blogs are white (just check out their flickr page), who have a great sense of humor to poke fun of themselves. Will commenters like Robert and Tom sawyer stop embarrassing themselves with their long ass over-analyze long-ass “the blogger MUST be korean/chinese because they’re jealous and hate White people!!” rant please?
My white friend turned me on to this site today. I am also white and read several of the posts and found them hilarious. But then I made the fatal mistake of reading these comments. Some white guy felt racially put upon and said so (I thought this was stupid, because, obviously these blog posts are the variety of good, clean racial commentary). He proceeds to be seriously racist in his comment which fired some people up. next thing i know, people are saying “white people are lame” and things like that, and then shots get fired back and forth…
I found this extremely disappointing, and I’m sure the writer of this blog had no intention of creating a haven for racist back and forth. Any white person reading this needs to recognize the intelligent humor taking place… But of course also anyone who would generalize that white people are lame needs to recognize that they’re talking out of the same room as that guy.
Anyway, articles are great, but I’m gonna do myself a favor and stay away from the comments…
Dude.. Here’s our response to this site:
http://asians.thinkunique.net
In case you actually read all these, you should know…
This is the one (Up to #70, at this point) that made me laugh aloud.
Wow! Funny, true and Sad. Satire anyone.
but White Guy and Hugh make a point. Inner city minorites tend to recycle less. This can be addressed and worked out. But as a Black person and avid recycler, I too am annoyed by Black people not taking global issues like the environment more seriously.
Interestingly, encouraging reports from studies conducted since 1991, indicate that African-Americans, notably the middle-class, are as concerned about environmental issues as whites. However, the statistics seem to be in stark contrast to my personal observations and interactions with college educated middle class African-Americans.
http://sciedsociety.blogspot.com/2007/04/why-understanding-science-matters.html
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I throw my white people out….now THATS littering!!!!!!!
I like how most of the indignant white people to post on this thread have made one or both of the following arguments:
A) Well, from my white perspective, MOST *insert minority group here* don’t recycle at all, so someone has to do it.
B) Well, this isn’t very fair, I mean, this blog obviously doesn’t apply to ALL white people.
White people: doin’ it for the lulz? I think we are lololol
I like to say the word white.
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White people are always doing funny shit, like paying the bills, going to work.
I used to date a black man with white features – eg a job and a cell phone.
Tom Sawyer is retarded.
Poor Mark Twain.
I’m white and I recycle but mostly because we pay per bag at the dump and recycling is free, so it saves us money. Sorry I made you upset.
What? you mean you white guys ain’t all the same?
I’m really surprised that you like all the negativity generated here. Clander trivialises and marginalizes much of what is considerred an important part of your generation’s urban conciousness. I don’t think recycling, bike riding or shopping at Wally World is a white or black thing. This is kind of a passive/aggressive form of reverse racism. If these kind of cliches were directed at blacks (and there are many that could be dredged up) instead of whites they would be roundly criticised as being overtly racist.
Well, at least recycling is a start, rather than just once a year going through everything in your house and just in one full swoop throwing everything that you bought that year out into the trash.
We are so far past the Rubicon, as far as recycling is concerned. Guilt is the only point. I don’t suffer for the sins of others. Some other guy had that job and he wasn’t really appreciated in his time. I like telling people that because I agreed not to have kids that the government gave me permission to opt out of recycling in the future. It’s amazing how many slack jawed gaukers buy off on that line of bullsh*t. However, if it effects my property value I’ll go all sideway’s. Black, white, brown, whatever. Can’t we all just go to hell.
i reuse grocery sacks as garbage bags. along with 90% of the other things white people like. you, my friend, are amazing
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I have taken it upon myself to properly interpret every item on this blog which has been intentially written derisively so as to provide humor at the expense of white people (and does a damn good job at it) however nothing is more white then using analytical thinking and logical deduction to counter incorrect assumptions while arguing just for the sake of arguing!
hence:
Recycling
As with a purchase of a prius the desire to recycle stems from the evolutionary tendencies of people from cold weather climates to conserve scarce resources. also inherent is the basic urge that can be summed up as “don’t sh*t in your bed”
white societies (and a few others) were able to develop large cities by creating systems for mass distrubution of survival necessities: food, water, and shelter, and included in that is waste removal.
spectacular success was achieved in the early industrial age over disease and pestilence by cleaning up garbage and waste. this survival success is still strong in our culture as evidenced by our affection for well manicured clean landscapes.
recycling is a method whereby the idea of some organization of waste products is possible and the idea of actual re-using of some portions of garbage is done. this results from a relatively small investment in time and effort. maybe not to great benefit but at least a step in that direction.
at the very least today’s fledgling recycling habits will set the stage for a future that will almost certainly have to practice aggressive sustainable activity. this is a GOOD quality to possess, almost certainly other areas of the world will have to adopt this behavior eventually. the amount of filth and garbage in third world environs attests to the fact that recycling and waste control is an advanced human trait.
I have taken it upon myself to properly interpret every item on this blog which has been intentially written derisively so as to provide humor at the expense of white people (and does a damn good job at it) however nothing is more white then using analytical thinking and logical deduction to counter incorrect assumptions while arguing just for the sake of arguing!
hence:
Recycling
As with a purchase of a prius the desire to recycle stems from the evolutionary tendencies of people from cold weather climates to conserve scarce resources. also inherent is the basic urge that can be summed up as “don’t sh*t in your bed”
white societies (and a few others) were able to develop large cities by creating systems for mass distrubution of survival necessities: food, water, and shelter, and included in that is waste removal.
spectacular success was achieved in the early industrial age over disease and pestilence by cleaning up garbage and waste. this survival success is still strong in our culture as evidenced by our affection for well manicured clean landscapes.
recycling is a method whereby the idea of some organization of waste products is possible and the idea of actual re-using of some portions of garbage is done. this results from a relatively small investment in time and effort. maybe not to great benefit but at least a step in that direction.
at the very least today’s fledgling recycling habits will set the stage for a future that will almost certainly have to practice aggressive sustainable activity. this is a GOOD quality to possess, almost certainly other areas of the world will have to adopt this behavior eventually. the amount of filth and garbage in third world environs attests to the fact that recycling and waste control is an advanced human trait.
jeez, you people take this website way too seriously.
Hi there.
Thanks for your blog. It really made me laugh and find it original and funny.
You are so right about lots of issues, and I am white.
Yet, I invite you to follow some of the things we do like this one of recycling. It is true I feel better doing it, but the planet is in real shit state and we have to make an effort not to make it worse.
Please have a look at http://www.storyofstuff.com
it´s a real eye opener on this issue.
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I guess I shouldn’t be surprised at how much guilt there is in simply being born a poor white child. Society has reinforced blaming that group for all the world’s ills. Somehow I don’t think it would be any better with China or an African country being the world’s superpower. Just look at what’s being done in those places. The vast majority wouldn’t even have the freedom or luxury of writing such a blog.
This blog implies that if you’re white, you should take a giant step backwards to 1956. I remember when white people threw their empty cans, bottles, lit cigarettes and any other trash out the car window without any qualms. Where having a bigger car was considered having a better car. When calling someone a Chinaman, Jap or worse was normal conversation. This blog suggests that we are somehow being phony by not returning to our Neanderthal roots.
I think that part of the disconnect with some people is caused by the guilt that has driven most white people into changing our behaviors somewhat for the better. In this way maybe we have left some members of minority groups back in 1956 mode. It’s impossible to generalize to that degree, because I do believe that people are people. We all have the same needs, and have far more similarities than differences due to ethnicity. I know there are many who now want to reassert the differences in an effort to find their own cultural identity. That can be ok if it’s done in a way that doesn’t put down other ethnic groups in the process. To do that is only to return to racism and to 1956 mentality. No, it was not more real, more honest, less phony or better back then.
I guess the blog is entertaining on some level with all the thousands of hits it’s gotten. I do think it’s tapping into the guilt many white people feel for simply being white. Many here think we should just tolerate racism as long as it is against white people. I find this attitude very condecending toward all minority groups. It says that we whites still control everything and you minorities are still victims that have to live with all of our idiosyncricies. That’s exactly what people believed in 1956. The promotion of this victim mentality is also exactly what allows any one group to exert control over any other. In that sense it has struck a nerve of some sort.
The guy in the picture looks like Artie Lange’s assistant, Teddy. Is that him?
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@Tanya
“They may re-use plastic bags for the gym or store them for eternity, but at least they don’t throw them in the trash, or out their car windows to end up on some dolphin’s head.”
You just gave me the awesome vision of dolphins expressing their artistic side by crafting neat hats out of our waste bags.
But what will the dolphins do now that you’ve recycled your bag?! The dolphins are now bored and sad. Good job, Tanya.
Also, LOL at all the indignant people who can’t appreciate brilliant humor.
I think “Ugly Beards” would be a good entry in the series. You could use the same guy pictured in this entry.
Sometimes I wonder if recycling should be dropped out of the three rs in public campaigns, and just encourage people to REDUCE, and reuse.
…and then there is the biofuel thing…people seem to forget that while biofuel is a renewable resource, it cost the earth to produce biofuel too, so we still need to REDUCE.
Recycling rules.
LOL @ the Whites who are getting so butt-hurt that they have to write a diary about how dumb this blog is. This blog is for sure striking a nerve, and its hilarious!!!
In the words of the King of Spain: Porque no te callas? (I can bet money that some White will correct me for not using the inverted question mark at the beginning of that Spanish comment).
#26 What are “real white people”? It looks to me like he has spent some time with white people.
White people run the whole gambit of personalities, interests, politics, class, education, etc.
White Chick Who Thinks the Blog is Great
Right on #95
I use grocery bags to pick up my dog’s poop when I walk her. I haven’t read all of your blog entries, so maybe you’ve covered this topic already. But white people like to walk dogs…and like to watch anxiously as their dogs poop so that they can snatch it up in a plastic bag the moment it hits the ground. The landfills are full of plastic bags filled with dog poop. I like to imagine each poop bag becomes its own amazing little ecosystem. Keep on poopin’!
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I agree with #26, this post seems to apply mostly to affluent, educated, upper-middle-class people, not specific to any one race.
It’s interesting to see how some people are very invested in analyzing the race of the blogger. I actually thought the blogger might be “white” – not that it matters.
Or maybe I think that because I just watched the segment of the Dave Chappelle Show with the “racial draft,” which does a good job or satirizing racial stereotypes and representations.
Also in response to #4, South Korea does have a very intense recycling system – they separate waste into several categories. You’d be surprised to find what is actually recyclable. I must admit the process of throwing things away is a pain if you’re not used to it, but that’s the point. You really do think twice about what you’re throwing away as refuse, which doesn’t really happen when you’re simply tossing your trash into a different colored receptacle.
I actually live somewhere that does not have recycling facilities and have been known to show up in the major city (Toronto) where my friends live with a trunk full so’s I can assuage my guilt. Here I sort out my glass (it gets crushed) and cans (I have been told that the guy at the dump sells it and uses the $ to feed the stray cats (I know, even as I write this I cringe) compost and studiously look the other way when throwing out plastic. Sigh.
I’m laughing like crazy at this, thanks!
I like a lot of entries on this site, but this one is just asinine. I really think that a large chunk of your entires should be put under a general “yuppie” or “hipster” kind of header.
I thought this was hilarious…. i called a friend out about this a few months back and he’s the one that introduced me to this site.
Anyways, felt the need to throw in my 2 cents.
Point i felt was not making fun of recycling itself, but, for instance……it was saying that if a white man stole $20 from someone and then gave $5 of it to charity, he wouldn’t feel bad. But if he stole $10 and gave nothing to charity, even though he’s hurting the person less, he’d feel like crap.
Even though recycling means less junk it landfill, it pollutes the atmosphere even more. Plastic for instance is oil based. The more we recycle plastic means less oil needed for making plastic and it’ll be used somewhere else…..so the daily amount of CO2 release from oil based processes stays the same, but then more is added for the operation of the plastics plant.
So instead of buying that 24 pack of bottled water….just get a Britta filter and a large thermos.
*Plastics recycling plant*…….last 2 words of second to last paragraph…..change it to that…. in stars….
We can argue about this post and this blog in general all day. One thing we can all agree on is that the picture of the super-granola redhaired dude recycling is awesome. You must have searched long and hard for that one. Nice work!
this thread is fucked up.
White people also love blogs. This is an especially funny one.
I think your blog, like most satire on stereotypes is amusing and of course has grains of truth in it. However, how about “outing” yourself? Anonymity is the refuge of cowards.
PS I’m a white middle-aged upwardly mobile yuppy white guy with 2 kids, an au pair, and a lovely home in suburbia.
This website should have it’s own tv timeslot – a la Talksoup.
What makes it so funny is that it’s so true.
This website is probably the most theraputic thing a Liberal can read because eventually – they’ll keep reading – and grow up – and wonder why they managed to infantalize themselves all these years with a Child’s/Liberal’s View of the World.
Either that or they’ll be shamed into it.
Whoever you are – keep putting things on this website because the content is funny and will help many to see the world how it really is.
The Recycling bit was the funniest – by the way.
Have a good day.
fucking great – now write a blog about some stupid ethnocenrtic group like, what Asian people like, just for balance. brilliant by the way – smashing as a sweaty blond taking the sword on a white sand beach.
“Deep down, they believe they should be like the Native Americans and use every part of the product or beast they have consumed.”
One time, at band camp… er, no, at a national park, actually.
Ok, we were visiting a national park, we were viewing an archaeological dig of a “native american” site. The tour guide went on and on about how “they” (the native americans, not the tour guides) used every single stinkin’ piece of the animal they killed. We noticed a big hole with bits and pieces of bone and other unidentifiables. We had to ask… “whassat?”
Tour guide response, no lie, was “The garbage pile,” with out so much as a blink.
I asked. “Er, if they used everything, why did they need a garbage pile?”
The lilly-livered liberal tour guide got red-faced angry and muttered something about, “angry white men.”
Truth was, I’m 1/8th Indian myself, thus more “authentic” than miss tolerant-pants could stand.
We still laugh over that one.
One of the reasons I was happy to move to a borough (Brooklyn)? Recycling.
I hate white people from Brooklyn!!!
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Stuff white people like:
Wasting time writing ridiculously long replies on blogs that help them feel vindicated but bore the rest of us. Get a sense of humor.
i like giving blood – its even easier than recycling and i get to feel like such a good person. yay me.
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I read all the replies to this blog and the ensuing facepalm destroyed the universe.
Most of you people are utter fucktards.
HERE COMES THE SCIENCE: Recycling is not so rad and amazing and environmentally friendly as everyone thinks anyway. All it does is encourage greater consumption and, thus, greater waste. Reusing that little plastic soda cup lid still costs energy. It would actually be more cost effective in terms of overall consumption to throw it away than to try and reuse it, because the amount of material that can be salvaged is little enough that many different sources have to be tapped to attain the same amount of plastic.
Tl;dr: Recycling doesn’t save a god damned thing, but it does give our entire culture a moral justification for greater waste!
This is by far my favorite. The whole thing on a white person coming to terms with not being able to recycle and then going in the garbage to pull the bottle back out was brilliant. I seriously pictured myself doing that!
white man
post number 6
I am Mexican, living in mexico. I dont recycle, because i dont buy bottled water, I dont eat my beans from a can, I dont change my stuff every time I can pay to get new ones… So maybe it is a cultural thing … this recycle phenomenum.
another thing white people like: leaving comments that show how neurotic they are.
p.s.: i’m yellow
i hate white people
Trashing the planet isn’t funny. We all need to recycle. Most of all we need to reduce and reuse. A white chick who cares.
Recycling is seldom an individual prerogative; municipalities or townships, sometimes larger neighborhoods have jurisdiction over recycling. So saying Black people do not recycle is kinda specious if you don’t talk about the community they live in. I live in a small predominantly white–and somewhat affluent city–that does not recycle.
ROFLMAO very funny
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I sent this to my girlfriend, she’s gonna be pissed, but I think its the funniest thing ever.
You got me on the plastic bags. How did you know??
“They will make a move to throw the bottle away, they will hesitate, and then ultimately throw the bottle away. ” hahahaha every time. I totally do this too. Like some alternative will appear AS IF BY MAGIC.
Well, then I guess they should build the landfill in the “non-white” neighborhood since we’re the only ones recycling.
Saw a street trash can in use in SF that had a recycling container on top and a larger can below for trash. Made life so easy and guilt free. Just choose the right orifice.
On collection day, the sanitation engineer would reach under the recycling container and open a trap door. Recycled material falls into larger trash can below and the entire contents, guilt and all, are tossed into the garbage truck.
Perfect blend of reducing guilt while increasing efficiency in one great package.
Recycling is a good thing. I’ve be recycling for over tens and even when I lived with my parents I recycled all our recyclable.
The only thing I’m concerned about recycling, that most recycling facilities don’t recycle everything. I have a problem with not being able to recycle Number 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 plastics in my area and you end sending those items to the landfill. The United States is one of the biggest countries that doesn’t make it mandatory to recycling. If we can’t recycling all of our recyclable plastics, how can we expect the rest of the world to do the same. We as U.S. Citizens should be setting the example for the rest of the world.
So why can’t we recycle the Number 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 plastics? I guess it’s not cost effective, but I think we should spend the investment now, so it’s not as expensive in the future.
Yet another thing white people like is to cluck, cluck about the environment and continue with their oil-guzzling habits – talk the talk and drive the SUV!!!
They are fond of boasting how they recycled a stack of newspapers but think nothing of throwing out bags and bags of kitchen waste on a daily basis. They don’t think twice about jumping into their SUV to take advantage of a silly 20% off flyer from Kohl’s or Macy’s. They take offense when you tell them the tires on their SUVs are underinflated; when you tell them inflating to the correct pressure would improve mileage and help the environment you get a glazed look in their eyes. Days later, when Oprah comes out with her own wisdom about how her Escalade has its tires inflated to the proper PSI, then you see the white people doing likewise…
I gave up recycling for Lent. To go without the false pride of it all.
Hmm… as a whitey who loves recycling: I always thought the Japanese were the recycling masters. But that’s cool, because I love the Japanese (like any good whitey).
More specifically, Americans (white or otherwise) are pretty lousy at recycling. Several other developed countries do much better.
And recycling is super cool!
Although not buying crap you need to throw out in the first place is even better 🙂
wow! another simplified analysis of the importance of recycling. you’re a hero! i mean, you’re a racist, same thing these days, right?
I know that as a white man, it’s my responsibility to care about the environment, but I really just don’t give a shit. I figure there’s enough other whiteys doing it for me that I can throw my bottles and cans straight into the ocean if I want, someone else will clean it up for me. I actually go for the regular trash instead of the recycling bin, and that’s no joke. I’m generally pretty good at the whole white thing, but this is one part where I fail 😦
Patagonia, they will recycle my underwear so you can buy it:
http://www.patagonia.com/web/us/patagonia.go?assetid=1956
I am wearing Patagonia underwear as I write. What is a white person to do? What underwear do other races wear? Do I have a choice? I can’t help being white. It is who I am. Sumo quod sumo. Damn, I did another white person thing, I wrote in Latin.
Holy shit I also am wearing Patagonia boxers as I write and I have an asian chick down there as well, she is my travel buddy…
If you take empty bottles to the recycling center, you’ll get money. Not a whole lot of money, mind you, but cash is cash. 😀
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LOL, Rachel you are right on the money there, white people will do anything for a buck. I work at a recycling place (plastic bottles 3 cents per lb, newspapers 2 cents per lb) Id say 9/10 will stand in line to to sell recyclables for a mere buck.
LOL, Rachel you are right on the money there, white people will do anything for a buck. I work at a recycling place (plastic bottles 3 cents per lb, newspapers 2 cents per lb) Id say 9/10 will stand in line to sell their recyclables for a mere buck.
This is a topic for everyone, not just to discriminate against white folks. EVERY person, whether black, brown, white, yellow, or purple polka-dotted should be recycling.
Oh Lord, I’d like to apologize for my white brothers and sisters who don’t know what a humor blog is. As someone pointed out we’ve only recently been targeted by racial humor and usually only about how we dance.
We sure do love our recycling, and you are spot on about our wacky aspirations towards Native American practices – have you ever had one of us tell you what percentage Native American we are? For most of the “I’m one-fifteenth N.A.” people you can usually bet the only way we like to contribute to living tribes is with casino chips.
Most of us don’t even read up on what products can actually be recycled and joyfully put our grase covered pizza boxes into the bin like we’re saving the planet by giving the guy who has to sort this stuff more problems.
I think that they are trying to say that white people are very caring about alot of stuff and that they are very serious and that white people will try everything they can do to do some thing for what they believe and that there feelings get hurt when they cant
I think that who ever made this website is stupid. It is nonsense and they are trying to categorize different races. They are trying to say that only white people care about the environment They say that white people want to be like Native Americans by using every part of the product which seems very racist. Not only Native Americans use all of the products. Everybody trys to use as much as they can it is not only a certain race that does it.
I’d love to point out to Medium Rare No Salad who thought he should mention that the wacky white habits on this site are all really about rich white liberals and have nothin’ to do with blue collar white folk, that while it may be us white liberals who are downing sushi and recycling up a storm (and all of the other very very true and funny things pointed out by this site) one trait we don’t share with you guys is the habit of lynching people of other races. No sir blue collar white folk have totally got that one down and us prissy white liberals with out sweaters wrapped around our necks (who knows why) are gonna just stick to our fake European cafes while you guys hold your “sacred cross lightings”
Is that the same guy from the Farmers Market?
Recycling is a really important and easy thing to do.
We need to start doing in this world.Whether
your white, black, blue, green, purple,
or whatever you are.We need to make this change
to help us and yourself. God let us live
on this world for many reasons but mainly
was to take care of it. There are going to
be people in the future too. So this means
if you are enjoying life right now make the
change for the next people to enjoy theirs.
Don’t forget “Earth doesn’t
owe you anything, it was here first!”
Geez. So its a blog about stereotypes, and not even a very funny one at that. I’m pretty sure Chris Rock already covered the racial sterotype bit in the 90s and early millennium. Can we grow up now and stop singling out races in this country? The 20th century IS over, isn’t it?
Recycling is an important part of our civic culture. That and it boosts your white credentials.
I SOOOO use my shopping bags as grocery bags…I thought that was my idea!!
Apparently one of the great secrets of this site lies on THIS post – The somewhat secretive author of most of the now 77 items on this blog – which for some reason people have been endlessly obsessing about in every part of this blog – is the guy pictured next to the recycling bin on this post!
And, bravo to you!! This blog is absolutely brilliantly funny!!
To those who just don’t get it – LIGHTEN UP!!
hilarious!
Did you know that drain (used) motor oil makes for a really good herbicide?. Hey, that’s good ol’ (white) boy recycling at its best !. ROTFLMAO.
This is all really stupid!!!
shouldn’t the title of this blog be ‘stuff educated white people like?’. there’s more than a handful of white people who can’t spell ‘bilingual’, let alone care to be bilingual.
Where I’m at in NYC…you have to recycle or you’ll get fined
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LOL 😀 Love the blog! Its delicious!
But what I REALLY love are the people who are actually getting offended with absolutely no clue that its a joke. Despite the fact that there is no mention of blacks in the blog they turn their response into a tirade towards blacks. (Oh, i’d also like to take the opportunity to congratulate Mexicans in achieving a status in which they are now mentioned in the same breathe as blacks, Oye!)
Then you have the ones who “know its a joke” but still don’t understand how to react to it, a white guy exaggerating and making fun about being white, it does not compute, overload, overload! Parameters out of range!! Whites don’t make fun of being white, its just not cricket mate lol 🙂
Aside from the humor its a fantastic social test. Hope you’re writing a thesis on these reactions? Its brilliant stuff.
The Noble Wolf got it so right, White people definitely love being fussy.
Here is the problem, I’m not saying the website is right. Its meant to be funny. The problem comes when people read this site then try to demean other cultures like ” post 6 on the blog who calls himself a White Man. There is no need to present nonfactual statistics. It just makes him seem uneducated. Also the post (30 and 34 ) on Asians is pretty racist . Obviously you two have no Asian friends. The main point of my rant is this site never says anything negative about white people. What I learned is that white people recycle which is +, they like to study abroad another+, they like Mos Def +. etc. So why so White people come on to post negative comments about other cultures. The reason that we don’t have any sites like stuff Black people like etc is b/c people would go on and say the most racist, ignorant, negative things. I have White, Asian , African, Afro American, Hispanic etc friends. and I would never try to spout out nonfactual statistics on their culture. I think the main point of the website is that White people and ethnic people live in two different Worlds. All these People who are getting upset about this little website obviously have no idea how it feels to be a minority. For people to hate and judge you based on the color of your skin. I guess my point is some White people don’t know how to handle being judged/stereotyped. Which, as a minority we deal with stereotypes on a daily basis
I know that I’m being mad fun of, but it’s so hilarious.(yes i’m white. really white)
If a restaurant doesn’t recycle, I take my recycling home with me. I thought other people did too. I’m depressed to learn that they sell out to the trash.
hey, blow me pedro
Well, that’s what you Mom dug most about me………………………….That I’m white……in that very special way of course
Congrats on the racist blog! Why is it that if white people are the subject its fair game, but any other race its ‘horrible mean spirited hate’? I’m not promoting racism in any way, that means shutting the fuck up about whitey too. Equality works both ways there, asshole!
Delightful! A lot of people I know have given up religion only to take up recycling. It is like a denial of the fact both we as humans (like dinosaurs) and the earth have an expiry date. It really is the new faddy religion.
I write a bit about about this here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/sorab/22892843/
Hello A. White Man (#6 above):
You and I share the same name. What a co-inky-dink.
Re:
“At least someone is trying to save this planet. Minorities (especially blacks and Mexicans) could care less about their surroundings.”
As you know, white people also love to correct grammar errors (especially when the errant one is another white person). I believe the correct phrase is “could not care less” or the less formal “couldn’t care less”.
You are pardoned. White people like to be pardoned as well. Just ask Casper Weinberger today and Scooter Libby at 11:59 AM on January 20, 2009.
Peace and love from the Caucuses.
White Man II
I love your blog! So bummed I only now just found it. A Canadian friend of mine also suggested that you also do a post on white people and dogs, so I thought I’d pass that along.
I am white but I like black pussy.
Let’s face it. This blog is for Upper Middle Class white folks.
I know a lot of Blue collar white boys who would think alot of this stuff is foreign to their reality.
This blog reminds me of the “Smug” episode of South Park.
Where people were enjoying the smell of their own farts.
Hey White People ever heard of White Privilege?
http://whiteprivilege.com/definition/
The suggestion about the blue bin is hysterical. We have blue recycle cans in all of our offices at work. When I work late enough to see the contract janitorial staff at the end of the day, they just dump the recycling in with all the other trash.
White people are essentially humorless when someone holds a mirror up to them.
It’s true.
This is racist and if it was about any minority group the “poverty pimps”, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton would be on Geraldo calling for a million man protest march on this blog!!!!!!
I love how my apartment doesn’t even have a recycling program. When recycling first became mandatory they did, but since we have garbage chutes there’s no way for management to know which tenant threw the recyclables into the trash and pass the fines on, so they ended up paying them every time. Eventually I guess they decided it was cheaper and easier to just pay the fines than implement a recycling program and still pay fines. Really I think they’re just happy when we bag our garbage properly and don’t just pour loose sticky gunk down the chute. But if we do, they have to put up with it anyway!
Hmm… I don’t like Mos Def and I’m white.
Nor did I know so many non-white people used the internet.
I was surprised half the black people in Baltimore finally learned to tie their shoes.
Congratulations guys!
gotta love the nigs thinkin they above us.
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i try
Have to say I fit alot of the stereotypes and I laughed aloud. If you can’t laugh at yourself who can you? But then again if we replaced the word “white” with any other racial description all hell would break loose (except maybe Catholic – they usually take a beating too)
I love that, Native American line. Im Native, I hunt and fish and use most everything from animals, I try to use those empty cans from soup for string phones but nobody uses them anymore.
From Yal 164:
“but still don’t understand how to react to it, a white guy exaggerating and making fun about being white, it does not compute, overload, overload! Parameters out of range!! Whites don’t make fun of being white, its just not cricket mate lol”
We have to be able to not take ourselves seriously and see the hilarity in stuff we do or we end up racist jerks like the guy in post 182
White people (i.e. A White Man) like to say “I could care less” when they really mean “I couldn’t care less.” They also like to use “i.e.”
It is funny to think of the amount of people that are fanatical about recycling. They try and recycle everything. Oh, that’s me. Never mind.
BTW- Glad I stumbled over your blog. It’s great!
your blog is so right on. keep calling us on our shit!! we white people beyond doing what may seem strange to others over and over again, and spending alot of $$$ doing it, think whatever we are doing is so clearly correct, cool, environmental, healthy, spiritual, intelligent, shall i say so “WHITE” thus clearing us of any possible wrong. as is my comment. ha. ;.)
This article is me! I love it! Admittedly, most of this blog is me… but this article especially.
“The best advice is that if you plan to deal with white people on regular basis either start recycling or purchase a large blue bin so that they can believe they are recycling.”
LOL 🙂
anyone not recycling at this point is a dipshit
Recycling has pretty much become a moot point anyway because of landfill reclamation or “garbage mining” as it is sometimes called. Any new landfill that has been opened since the mid to late 90’s is designed to sort out recyclables, biowaste, hazardous waste, and waste that can be burned in powerplants. A few landfills that were filled to capacity some decades ago have been or are in the process of being “mined” since the mid-80’s.
I will repeat that you have never been to the south.
i must be the whitest person ever because i do almost everything on here. except for having any Apple products, because they are a corporation i hate. i have been around black people all my life and have never seen or heard of them recycling anything, unless they are the ones who go around with the carts and steal them from everyone’s recycling to get the money at the recycling plant.
i cracked and started laughing.
You guys are ignorant and selfish. Im hispanic and black and I recycle.Actually we do more than what you imagine..It’s just a shame that yall have to put other people knowing damn well that whites have a high percentage of not recycling…Get your facts straight.
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But… if you don’t use old plastic bags as garbage bags, then what do you use?
Don’t tell me you BUY special garbage bags…? If you do, America is far more stupid than I thought…
In my town you have to pay to recycle. No way am I doing that. lol 🙂
This is why in movies about the future, there are no minorities. HA
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this is such a great list…everything on it is awesome! I love to recycle!
White people are the BEST!
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Holy crap…you know my wife and I had a discussion about my below optimum excitment regarding recycling shit, and my excuse–reasoning to her was that I did not want to participate in what I felt was an upper class trust fund brat WASPY-Hippie holier than thou mainland-Haole past time (I’m Happa…Hawaiian, Irish, Spanish, and I tend to be ultra sensitive to things that may have it’s roots in colonial-leisure hobbies), and…suffice it to say, she gave me a wierd look and I was…ashamed.
So I do make extra efforts with recycling these days…and I’m finding that it’s OK.
Hey, #’s 30, 34, 39, and 46….in my humble opinion, the four of you could probably benefit from some professional mental health counseling and self esteem classes.
Recycling helps a little. I guess I never really thought it out.
The state of New Jersey use to be 100% Garbage, now it is 90% due to recycling. go figure…….
Here in Maine, we use Glass bottles for everything. Not many trash sites. Less people, kinda nice. O’ by the way
EVERYONE WEARS “NORTH FACE” JACKETS here 😉
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Oh crap! my girlfriend is filipino and loves to recycle! is she really white? and has been pulling the wool over my eyes? she doesn’t look it, but surely must be white. help! what do i do?
I’d rather be a poor black person any day over being a poor white person. my fault isn’t this about trash? poor white trash? wtf.
This is a comedy blog.
I have visited this site on many an occasion now but this post is the 1st one that I have ever commented on.
Congratulations on such a fine article and site I have found it very helpful and informative – I only wish that there were more out there like this one.
I never leave empty handed, sometimes I may even be a little disappointed that I may not agree with a post or reply that has been made. But hey! that is life and if every one agreed on the same thing what a boring old world we would live in.
Keep up the good work and cheers.
Ok I have to show this to all the doubters out there , here is why I care about recycling:
Great Pacific Garbage patch:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.helixcharter.net/department_sites/socialscience/honors_geo/student%2520work/Period%25203%2520websites/t3moldewatpol/images/plastic%2520ocean%2520trash.jpg&imgrefurl=http://caffeinefreak.wordpress.com/2007/12/03/trashlantis/&h=400&w=600&sz=95&hl=en&start=2&um=1&tbnid=g0oc64I_2IjEFM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgarbage%2Bpatch%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4GGLJ_enUS247US251%26sa%3DN
Yeah long link but more need to know there is a mass of garbage floating in the ocean BIGGER than texas!!!!!
Look here…
This site is mediocre at best. It is mildly entertaining. Half of the items on this list are garbage. The effort and thought put into this list is pretty embarrassing.
if you want some actual funny entertainment/blog/writing/insightful/great stuff
http://www.garbarrassing.com
go for it.
I thought this guy “White Guy” was making a joke in the spirit of the site? No?
damn communist green peace loving liberal scum
blarghjkledfbewldwjjkld;ewlhdekwjlbdklwjehfoi;!
This is something to
I am in Arizona and I really HATE to recycle. We are constantly berated and badgered to save water and conserve, but if your recycled materials are discovered to be UNWASHED by the trash cops who inspect the containers at the curb on a spot check basis, you will be chastised and if it persists you WILL be cited. We don’t require paper to be recycled, or glass. We are also charged for the privlege of giving material to the city, that they can later resell. Between the costs of the extra water, personnell , fuel and beauricratic baloney what is exactly being saved. I neglected to mention this was also implimented without a vote.
I don’t bother any more. I collected my bottles and took them down for a HI5 redemption, only to be forced to remove all the caps, seperate out unqualifying bottles and count them all. On top of that i’m still taxed an amount I don’t get back. It’s all a scam, another way to tax me.
Well done !
Nothing like a good stit to stir the pot and look at the shit that rose to the top 🙂
Oh no! If there is no recycling I will put the item in my purse/bag and keep it with me until I am home or find someplace to recycle it.
The guilt to just throw out something that is recyclable is too strong.
To 220 – Do you live in the valley? Flagstaff has a really good recycling program now.
To 218 – It’s Greenpeace not green peace
My boyfriend had little bumper stickers printed up that said
NO BACKPEDDLING ON RECYCLING, but he wouldn’t let me put one on the Audi.
OMG! This is me, me, me…I spent an hour today doing “errands” mainly dropping off recycling (newspapers and plastic)…hey at least I got there in my hybrid SUV…
another white person saving the environment one can at a time.
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I feel that there are two different points.
I will agree that if you like “The idea of recycling” you are probably white and will say that you are a political liberal.
If one is talking about ” Actually recycling” then I feel the split is not quite the same.
If one lives in a state with a bottle law and one finds a reddemable bottle, I would say that a white person is more likly to ensure that it can be redeemed even if he* will not be able to reddem it himself.
* Yes, I feel that a male is more likly to do thid than a female,
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i received a link to this post from no less than 5 friends. i often give them the look of shame when i finish drinking my soda and ask where there recycling bin is. hilarious!
This is the writer of the blog ini the picture…..SEE…..he is white!
I pooped my pants
“The best advice is that if you plan to deal with white people on regular basis either start recycling or purchase a large blue bin so that they can believe they are recycling.”
Our office has a fake recycling bin – everyone thought the blue bin was for recycled paper, but I stayed one night and saw the cleaners dump it all into the trash. Still makes us feel better about how we sort our trash 🙂
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What about white country folk… they don’t recycle and don’t take too kindly to it.
white people are just as guilty of this, please contain your racist comments. thnx
HA!
SUV driving bastards! Yuppie Scum!
As a recycler who acutally has pawed through my trash after my totally white husband threw away a can, I say…
I don’t mind being pegged as white and lame!
And if we don’t start cleaning up this country; I’m going to Move to Canada!
–No one ever said you have the right NOT to be offended–
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hick?
Pooping is only half way their if you want to recycle, Bon Appetite.
Ha ha ha…this was great. It is true that we white peeps recycle to help us cope with the guilt that we feel over the Indians. Throughout history we have been land rapers and destroyers and now we feel guilty about that. This was such a funny post!
that stinks.
I believe Korea ships all those styrofoam peanuts to North Korea, where they are consumed as food.
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“if we don’t start cleaning up this country; i’m going to move to canada!”
wow, im sure the canadians are absolutely giddy at the prospect of your arrival. what country wouldnt be excited at the thought of receiving such a wonderful gift. lame ass white americans always spread a special type of joy throughout the world.
as a matter of fact, this country is already too dirty and polluted with cans that werent pawed out of the trash. lets all move to canada and leave this mess behind for the mexicans to enjoy.
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I agree. Recycling is stupid and a waste of our money. It takes more money and energy to recycle plastic than it would be to send them all to be buried at a landfill. Recycling is actually hurting the environment not saving it.
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You don’t really understand sarcasm, do you, Bandit?
Check out #75 on the list. That’s why I capitalized the “M” in Move – it’s a reference to a previous post.
–The idots keep breeding, don’t they?
I don’t technically recycle.
I put all my recycleables in a blue can and then some old Mexican women comes by around 5am and climbs into my blue can and she recycles my stuff.
iM sorry, i suppose iM just too big of an idiot to too realize that capitol Ms are soMe sort of secret sarcasM/reference code. Maybe i should join one of those #21s.
you are Mighty clever half wit. apparently you were able to see the #50 in your reply to Me. you knew that i didnt understand your sarcasM and you were able to dis Me as well as clean up all those loose ends froM your original post. all the while keeping that aMazing sense of #50.
i sure learned My lesson today. i will never cross such an intelligent aMerican again. especially not one with such a firM grasp on #50. sometiMes people confuse sarcasM with #50, but obviously you dont. of course you understand sarcasM. of course you can see the #50 in your reply. of course you can.
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These stuff are sooo true and funny. Keep adding to the list. I love it.
That’s pretty racist as well… not to stoke this already touchy fire.
I also live in a diverse (black) neighborhood. Why can’t black people pick up trash that litters their yards? They must like it, and the dirt yards that goes with it.
Yet here we are…
This all started out with good intent.
To recycle your waist.
What ever the color of your skin .
THE Newer Generation since then wants everything to be GREEN . If you were to ask them what happens to the recycled items they put in their bins, Im sure they really wouldnt know. A truck picks it up and its gone.
DO THEY EVEN CARE ?
The bins that go out side to wait for pick up Here, don’t even have lids on them and all the trash they recycle blows out and ends up in the woods next to my home .
Can you relate to this?
They go to all the trouble to seperate and save for the idea they are doing something good . and in fact they dont even care. Or they would make sure the items would not end up on the GREEN Earth ,and would in fact be recycled and know where its going.
Using things that are biodegradable, or reuseable . May cut down on all this Waste.
The Trucks that have to Drive in seperatly to pick up what’s left in these bins , Is the biggest waste of all.
I bet Indians, er, Native Americans, were really wasteful,too. Let’s see, we’re not above scalping and/or torturing the white settlers, using their women as sex slaves, embracing endemic warfare between the tribes, but let’s make sure we don’t chuck those pottery shards in the river. And also, not burying your dead seems like a classic faux pas from an environmentalist perspective.
I think it’s “fell swoop”, frodo.
Would Philadelphia qualify as a third world country ? Those folks are almost preternaturally unclean. Their version of recycling is burning trash in an oil drum -and taking collective sips from a bottle of cheap wine as they do it.
Anybody taken a ride through Appalachia ? Them white folks don’t give a fuck about recycling !
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Wake Up People! You’re not going to save the planet or your sorry asses.
Recycling is a red herring. If you don’t want the garbage, don’t produce the garbage.The corporate world can, and will produce as much useless but sellable shit as they can without hindrance.
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Tom Sawyer, I didn’t know you were such a racist…
So, you’re the one in ten!
Does the kind of Stuff White People Like include things like
Truth, Equality, and Justice?
http://www.survival-international.org
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shoot nothing wrong with recyling at all we as a minority need to do it if we are not already. the earth is in danger yall wake up!!!
you guyz are so rasist look at the name of the website..assholes
ur bitchez muderfukers!!!
hahhahahaha!
i know huh!..
fukin punalkes!..
pinches mal paridos!..
hahahah!
Nat X is right. White people always pick up the poop from their beloved dogs, which is a good way to recycle those plastic bags. It’s illegal to put feces out with your garbage in many places so some white people hire companies to come dispose of their dog feces. Who knows what happens next?
I think it is a good idea to recycle people need to start doing that or the earth will die without the things it needs
I don’t think this site is funny and I don’t think any of you are funny. It seems like this site is made up to be insulting and to instigate hate among people….of all races and all backgrounds and cultures. I know assholes of all different nationalities and skin colors and I know amazing open- hearted, environmentally concious people from all those same entirely diverse groups around the world. Come people… are you serious with this?? This site is a waste of time and I am sorry I stumbled across it looking for research for a paper. What everyone needs to do is get off the damn computer and stop creating arguments just for the sake of arguing…and running their mouth off. that certainly is gonna get nowhere. What will get somewhere fast is recycling… everywhere and everyone…and being conscious of the waste we are producing and all the useless shit we are consuming constantly. if anyone doesn’t recycle…or hates it… it’s just because the message of how important it is isn’t reaching them.
Why don’t we all try and do our part instead of having circular conversations on a dumb website.
I HATE WHITE PEOPLE BUT I LOVE YOUR WOMEN THEY SUCK MEAN DICK AN THEY SWALLOW SO THEY DONT WASTE
yeah see white women are really good at what they do an thats suckin penis lol AN LIKE I SAID THEY TKE THE HIOLE LOAD
The comments on this site are absolutley ridiculous and ignorant. Obviously, the list is meant for fun and can be enjoyed by anyone of any race. However, the racial comments are not just made by the “White Guy”. I’m pretty sure I read something about white girls sucking cock. Do any of you actually feel better for demeaning a race? I absolutely agree with Shiena.
White people loveeeeeeee statistics. Where are your statistics to back this comment up??
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Well you’re cool.
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well my mother is a strong in recycling thank you
i am white and love this site!
if black ppl didnt just care
about killing ppl and
being in gangs that alone would make this place better
mexicans skrew everything that walks
like stop doing everyone and
pick up some trashh
we already pay for you to live here now clean it up!!
thanks
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naaaaaaaaaa this thing is boring
what is ur problom with black people. i’m not black but i’m talking for them
gtatgh
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would you like a damn cookie?
you prolly just made yourself look stupid!
You see, even black dudes wont even screw around with black pussy. No wonder- have you seen one – looks like a butt hole
I can tell by the way you spell that you’re some of that eurotrash. piss off limey
we, as white people, need to worry more about preserving our race and not our garbage. our race is slowly growing smaller and recycling isn’t doing anything about the real problem
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I love black people, and if you dont like it ill have BUBBA rape all of you hahahhahahaaaaaaaa
look i know black pussy is nasty but leave the white chicks alone
I’m half-white, and I’m big on recycling. It’s not as ridiculous as you make it out to be: actually, it cuts down the amount of raw materials, energy and water needed to produce something new by about 80% when compared with making something from scratch.
im black and i i just ruined ur guys’ site by being black..
why be so offended when u dont recycle..we dont fucking care
yah im black doesnt mean u have to feel like u have to recycle around me. i also love white pussy! u guys on this site can suck my ballz!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am white.
Recently the Garbage collector gave every house in my neighborhood (mostly hispanic neighborhood.) a garbage can and a recycling can. Most the neighborhood has started using the recycling can, but my family and some white neighbors across the street, do not.
I am hispanic/asian and I like to recycle but I dont show off about it and I certainly dont put other races down who dont recycle which obviously you see as inferior to you. Your racist bigotry is disgusting and so are you. Now that your are offended please pull out the chart board that explains what MY race does and not me as an idividual.
did you know styrophome has posinous toxins in and that China has been producing vast amounts of lead in their products recently. mabye blacks and mexicans(or hispanics in a whole) arent the only people who so call throw everything into a landfill and mabye other minorities do it too or something worse!
I totally agree with you.Its the individual not the race.
lmao, this is tru. all my white teachers get mad at us when we put our recycabels in the garbage or paper in the garbage. give us a 10 minutes lecture than go and take the paper or watever to the right spot.. :S
Um, the “Black Cock” guy, either isn’t black, or has a small dick. Black guys with normal sized dicks (that’s large, for you white boys decrying black pussy) don’t say cock. Black guys with large dicks (that’s huge, for you white boys decrying black pussy) don’t say cock. And they both know that black girls are great at sucking dick, because they always act like you’re the only man they’ll do it to AND they hate that white girls get all the credit.
For the white guys who seem so disgusted by black pussy, it’s probably because the two that you’ve accidentally seen in porn look like they would swallow you whole. In general, white guys who fancy themselves beasts in bed want to at least try black pussy, just so they can say they were as good as a black guy. For you small fries, I understand the terror, really. Just know all white guys aren’t as small as you two- that should make you feel better.
I am soooo mad at you for using Melanese phrases like ‘outta pocket’ on this post! You know we are supposed to keep that ish as part of our code language! lololololol
– Intelligent Black Girl who doesn’t “talk Black” around non-Blacks, not because I want them to think highly of me, but because we have to keep SOMETHING to ourselves!!
**Just for any non-Black person who decides to use this comment as an excuse to post racist nonsense about Black patterns of speech-this ain’t about you. You don’t want to start a conversation about race with me. I probably make more money than you**
***For all of the ‘right sort’ of white people who seem to be finding themselves in this blog, buck up!! Every black person I know is about 60% of this blog, and I go to an HBCU! Sure it’s all ridiculous, but we aren’t hurting anyone by liking sushi and Eastern or obscure religions (though I prefer Altima Hybrids to Prii) ! Let’s stand together, in Japan, with Obama t-shirts and scarfs, singing songs from the Juno soundtrack or swapping stories about our study-abroads***
There’s three R’s people: Reduce, Reuse and Recycle. Stop consuming so much and reduce garbage created.
That goes for you black people and your orange pop as well. Drink water out the tap ya fatass!
I love this site!! Hilarious. I would like to add another hugely pretentious and annoying new white obsession to the list: “repurposing”. Perhaps you mention it elsewhere…. I believe the three R’s are vitally important, as is conscientious consumption. I’m an avid Etsy shopper myself. I love second hand shops. But why do white people have to be so annoyingly pretentious and talk about all the frickin “repurposing” they’re doing. Jeeze. Yes, I’m white myself.
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Recycling anything other than aluminium cans is actually damaging to the economy and it costs more to make something out of, say, a recycled water bottle than it would to make it from scratch.
You can claim that it’s not about the money and that it’s about the environment, but then you’d show very clearly that you don’t know shit about what actually goes on at the garbage dump. Garbage dumps (or landfills, whatever) are actually very sanitary and the garbage is buried underground and afterwards the land can be used for other purposes.
Recycling is a Bolshevik plot to undermine our industrial base.
[…] -Playing children’s games as adults. Ask me how many times my I’m-not-watching-Nick-so-I’m-about-to-get-crunk-woohoo! nights have ended in a game of Twister, or began with a game of Clue, or included The Game of Life at all. Go on, I dare ya. The answer? Practically every single one. Also, I’ve seen the Ron’s Slippin’ Slide Extravaganza video at least a dozen times. And I’ve heard my husband exclaim under his breath, “I wish I could do that” when that car commerical comes on with the adults and the big wheel race. This one. -Grammar. White people love to be grammar snobs, don’t they? I’m no exception. Only I think the word “saw” is awful no matter how grammatically correct it may be. It sounds so hickish that sometimes I refuse to use it properly. But I am big on “You did well” instead of “You did good” or the proper usage of adverbs, which have only recently become a top priority in this house after our last night of drinks and childhood games. – New Balance Shoes. What is it with them? I’ve noticed that white people indeed love themselves some New Balance. Everyone I know, young and old alike, seems to have a pair. Not me, but those closest to me, Mike and Michelle, for sure. – Shorts. I once told Mike that I heard on What Not to Wear that shorts and capris were passe. He said that was the most ridiculous thing he ever heard. He’d die without his shorts. Pants are so much more fashionable, I agree, but sweating is not. – Hating Corporations. I laughed at this one. I have been known to diss a corporation in my day. I’m trying to work on this though because 1) I don’t want to seem snobbish and make people feel weird around me, 2) I sometimes HAVE to shop at those places-particularly Wal-Mart and 3) it seems like it’s such a popular thing now to be anti Wal-Mart or McDonald’s especially. I feel like I can’t even bring either of those up in casual conversation without being ridiculously judged by some pseudo-hippy who thinks she’s better than me because her kids have never had a french fry. Step off, playa hatas. – Recycling. I laughed. A lot. Someone was looking through my window when this was written. Because I can’t do it justice, you must read it here. […]
i’m black and i’m all for recycling. i live in a mostly white neighborhood and i’ve been trying to get my community to recycle for years…
and i’ll stop dinking my “orang pop” and grape drink when ya’ll stop drinking bottled water and whine. 😛
I think the guys who wrote this blog/book are condescending and arrogant not clever and witty. I don’t really think what they wrote was funny but more like mean spirited sarcasm. Sarcasm can be really funny but I don’t think they pull it off. And being white themselves, I get the impression they believe they are above the white people they write about. But what do I care? They’re not writing about me.
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I use my plastic grocery bags as garbage bags on our recylced cans and in the bathroom trash cans.
I’m not environmentally conscience, I’m just cheap.
And aluminum cans still bring a pretty penny or 42.
Love,
American Whitey
I hate recycling. There must be something on this list I can relate to.
The recycling of garbage bags brings the two loves of white people together. The love of their dog and being able to use the plastic bag again to pick up the dog poo, the bag is then tied into a knot so that the poo and newly recycled bag can be tossed into the garbage. The knot must be tied tight enough that when the poo does decompose it will not escape the plastic bag. This makes all white people smile because they have also saved the environment from the poo.
Eventually White people will be into recycling their solar panels.
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Your comment was just too funny.
Food and recycling problem solved!
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amen to that brother…sister….
my momma recycles too.
but i only have two bins.
people need to listen to shane.
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what a ignorant thing to say, not only white people like to recycle!
You should recycle you lazy mofo! It’s not that hard & it does actually help to reduce the amount going to the landfills.
You’re a pig & everyone hates you.
Lighten up sister; it’s just a joke!
Well, sorry but I gotta eat & some of my food comes in “containers.” The least I can do is recycle those. I gotta wear underwear also & sometimes they come in “packages” with cardboard or plastic. I tried growing my own cotton & making cloth & sewing my own panties but I have to work & didn’t have time – sorry – I’m such a freakin’ consumer!
Wrong. Totally & completely wrong.
You mean rednecks, hillbillies & hicks? They don’t take too kindly to anything popular with “city folk.”
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white people are pathetic…….ha,ha!
T u must b white!!
You may be correct. But white people are the only people that matter. White people secretly believe that the world belongs to them; the non-whites are just living in it.
Recycling is for people who don’t have anything better to do on the weekends. Seriously, this whole save the planet thing is getting way out of hand. We’re all gonna die eventually and we’re all gonna end up like the dinosaurs at some point. I’m not sacrificing my time or pleasure right now for something that could happen 100 (or more) years from now. I know what you’re thinking, “But what about the children? What about future generations?” F*** them. Seriously, my parents’ generation screwed social security and unprotected sex for us, so why should I care if my kids won’t know what a tree looks like. That’s tough love. Let’s all go out and buy a Hummer and off the planet even faster!
http://twowhiteboys.com/2008/
Although I totally disagree with you on all points, I have to admit you’re pretty funny. I read your comments aloud to my co-worker and we got a great laugh out of it.
ok im an advanced recycler! sweet
I am proud as hell that I recycle. We have a big ole burn barrel out buy the barn and all of our waste goes in there to be burned. Every once in a while I dump a little diesel fuel on the stuff that doesn’t burn and get that fired up. After the barrel is half full of ash, I dump it in a hole I dug with my backhoe. I recycle everything, either to the atmosphere or the earth. For all my efforts I save the $59 Waste Management wants to charge me each month. Now I’m getting to my point. Why isn’t waste pickup free, if it is so damn important? If it didn’t cost to get rid of my crap I would use the green plastic boxes on wheels. There are a bunch of us. So why don’t you tree hugging, liberal, do gooders get those politicians wound up and headed the right direction. That is if you really care. I don’t, my system works just fine.
If you say so.
Buckaroo I thought conservatives were supposed to be autonous and not expect the gov. to pay for things. Why you sound like a communist advocating free public service. You really don’t know how retarded you are.
autonomous sorry
Josh,
Can’t we all be friends? You have a point, albeit weak, but I’m not retarded.
We get mail in our box, roads to drive on, police protection, fire protection and many other services all on our tax bill. Other services, such as electricity, water, telephone come only if we pay our specific bill. Being conservative or liberal really doesn’t have a whole lot to do with it. It is the tree hugging liberals I’m pleading to because they take on causes like this. They are the ones most eager to take up my cause. As I say, if it is so god damn important, why would I have to pay so friggin much money for trash collection, which encourages me to use an alternative. The fact is my political persuasion sure can’t be discovered from what I write in a blog.
I think it is strange that you called me retarded, and you have a problem with spelling, comma usage, and sentence structure. To make my point, “Why you sound like a communist advocating free public service.” Thank god you said that I only sound like a communist. If you would have called me one, I would have the hunt you down and put you in my burn barrel.
Have a good day, and sign up for a writing class. While you’re at it take a thinking class, also. Actually writing and thinking go hand in hand. Yeah, take that writing class.
Ronald Regan sucks big Russian cock and then spits the load right back into your Commie throat. I don’t have to take the time to punctuate correct grammar in a blog you COMMUNIST pussy, besides it is more about content (of which u know nil) than grammar anyway. There should be a comma after actually. This is one of many errors your Commie bitch ass buckabootyrooter. If I were mean and willing to devote the time I would really insult you, but I have to go now and live a life. Something u probably wouldn’t comprehend considering you have the time to write such lengthy blogs u stupid retard socialist commie pussy bitch homo. I bet you’ll vote for Obama this year. If u post one more threatening comment towards me I will show you how a stupid liberal takes a redneck like u 2 court and sue the flannel shirt right off your trailer park back bitch. Fuck u COMMUNIST.
Buckabootyrooter loves the color red, the USSR, socialized medicine, welfare (considering with out it he and his mother would be penniless), and gun control. Blog back bitch if u dare and I will show u how dumb u really fucking r. u need 2 go 2 your community college and enroll in remedial classes asap, if u think 4 a second that your grammar is ok. my liberal martial arts studying ass would wipe the floor with u so come find me COMMUNIST.
$59 is a lot of money buckie what a joke u r. your that poor and u r telling me a pre-law major to work on syntactic structure (snuck in a vocab lesson 4 u there buckabootyrooter). I dare u to attempt witty retort and reciprocate my insults if u feel u have the mental capacity u COMMUNIST PUSSY who masturbates to hillary clinton
racist
JOSH (Jealous Of Sane Humans)
Wow, what a silver tongue. You worked yourself up, got yourself fairly excited, and wanted to say something; but your little brain just won’t work. I hope all that anger turns on you, and you are ate up by the crack sores expanding on your face.
Martial arts, did you really say martial arts. Now that is trailer trash.
Pre-law major, that’s why you think you’re right in the face of all evidence to the contrary. ie. OJ Simpson
Have a nice day you ridge running jug fucker. Which part of Mississippi did you say you were from?
Weak mind, weak body, and you got both.
hee, hee, hee, hee
I am by no means a racist, though I am from MS good guess commie
I wasn’t guessing you are from MS; it is totally obvious.
By the way, the racist comment wasn’t for you. I taunt and you respond; you’re nothing but a puppet on my stage.
If I’m a commie, then I’m the General Secretary and you’re a field worker. I suppose you’re used to that, being you’re a Mississippian.
I have noticed some of the steam evaporated from your rhetoric; was that your best shot Joshie?
Shut your slobbering, lisping mouth and go outside and attempt to talk to a girl. I know this will be difficult for you, but maybe if you sweet talk the acne prone girl in your D and D guild she might give you a lap fluff. Respond and you’re just a puppet on my stage Buckaroo. Like I said at least I’ve seen females naked, which is more than you’ll ever accomplish. Have fun reading your Star Wars novel Buck.
If I didn’t respond I’d be a puppet by following your instructions. The only stage you have is about to leave town without you. Stuck in Mississippi forever, I love it.
I hear Comcast is the last company to pull their internet service out of Mississippi next week. It’s back to playing with yourself while looking at a picture of Grannie from the Beverly Hill Billys.
Have a good day and keep practicing and some day you’ll be able to spit over you lower lip.
He wasn’t joking: fuck Mother Earth.
How? Why? A little clarification would be nice.
The Whale takes on recycling:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_R-rkufEkJM
You’re behind the times.
Expert-level white people don’t get plastic OR paper, and thus don’t have to recycle either.
They use reusable shopping bags, preferably with the logo of their favorite high-end supermarket on it that they can then use to tote stuff to the beach (assuming they’re not living next to it already).
Will my Costco bag count as high end? I want so badly to be high end. Please say yes.
I looooooooooooooooooooove recycling, its great for our Earth. What’s not to love. Be a contributor!
Take your plastic bag and go huff solvents from it u weak minded tard
Nice blog! I never recycle. I remember in high school some pro-recyclers came to our school to rah rah about recycling and gave us some goofy tape with songs about recycling made from recycled plasitic. I threw that out my car window. I tell my children they don’t have to recycle either, just throw it in the trash. We don’t live like pigs and like to clean and throw garbage where it belongs. Maybe I’m differnet though. I don’t feel guilt about Indians and my ancestors came over on the Mayflower! Recycling sucks, and if you do a little research you will learn it wastes way more resources, money, and causes more pollution than just throwing the garbage where it belongs.
Why the hell would I want to end up like you?
Speaking of garbage, where do you want us to throw you?
hows dis 4 grmmr u sudrn ashle. nd id lik 2 c ur pssy as wpe da foor wit anytng. bstrd
wow your an ass
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Brilliant.
I am in a constant suffocating battle with accumulating plastic bags, and will dither for minutes with empty bottles at unfamiliar houses waiting for someone to rescue me and unveil the recycling bin. Last weekend I actually retrieved, rinsed and recycled the plastic takeout curry containers I had minutes before dumped in the rubbish. Those trapped landfill animals burned in my mind. Its like environmental OCD.
Are you could just not recycle, like me. That is why I have learned to love environmentalists. All their green ways allow me to do what ever I want…
Recycling is far more important than anyone realizes – where do you think humans will live if Earth becomes uninhabitable, Mars? Not for quite a while. I’m a 5th generation native of the prairie, born on a farm, and still live close to nature, and boneheads like you, Chris, make me sick!
RECYCLING ROCKS AND I WISH I WAS COOL ENOUGH. I’d sooo die if i didn’t find this site…I’M NOT EVEN WHITE.
recycle.
seriously it saves alot and takes very little time.
i always recycle in my very small town.
🙂
make a difference
I agree these people talking about how big their cocks are trolls with mall penises. If you have a big penis then why is your self esteem so low that you have to boast about your size on the internet? I’m indonesian and 7 inches which does me fine and yes I’ve been with black and white women and never heard any complaints. You have to remember that penis size varies from each person but everyone stereotypes a race as a whole. I perosnaly blame the porn industry not only does it depict most black men as thugs but also having 2ft penises.
For example a porn site named freaksofcock.com use fake penises, anyone with eyes can see they look plastic and never change from flacid to erect not to mention unrealistic cum shots that looks like milk.
Er Ramelan 🙂 What has this comment got to do with re-cycling or are you one of the few fortunate people who has managed to work out to recycle their “cocks”
Heh heh,jesus.
The very idea that we piss ant humans could destroy this planet by tossing things into a landfill is absurd.Mother nature has seen a hell of a lot tougher than our species and did what she had to do to rid herself of any nest fouling pests in the past.This ten second blip of ours on the evolutionary radar is just that,a blip.
Recycling is industry,nothing more.We never,ever do anything that is selfless.We are not trying to save the earth for the earth’s sake,we are saving ourselves.
You REALLY want to save this planet?….it only has one serious problem.
Sterilize our species and in less than a century it would be “saved”.
Great idea…we should totally do that. But, don’t pretend like you would possibly support self destruction. If you do, I challenge you to destroy yourself. Heroin, whatever, just do it in a timely manner please. Thank you in advance Mr. High and Mighty
There’s a reason most people left the farm and got a life. Check it out.
The Earth will end tomorrow. Find Jesus today. Praise the Lord.
I do believe I said “sterilize” humanity,not destroy.It was implied that we could all live our lives to the end.
this whole conversation is retarded
You’re about to start recycling toilet paper too! Hahaha!
(j/k… well not really… Anyway, I like recycling too.)
Let everything that hath breath praise the Lord! Praise ye the Lord!
Good grief! From recycling to porn? How on earth?
(get it? recycling? … earth?… oh never mind.)
Who said anything was wrong with recycling? Some people don’t like recycling but still do it because they think it’s right. Kind of like cleaning the toilet. Many people don’t like doing it, but they do it anyway because they know they should.
Not until you joined in.
Drying it out is easy, but getting the brown out is a bitch.
Recycling Saves Energy
Recycling Saves Environmental Conditions and Reduces Pollution
Recycling Saves Natural Resources
Recycling Saves Space for Waste Disposal
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It is nice to see so much interest on this site with regards to recycling. It will no doubt be in the future, an everyday way of living but note soon enough ! The company I work for have recently introduced a range of recycling bins for use both indoor and outdoor. The four bin recycling are colour coded to meet the latest European legislation, the recycling stations consist of the following: Plastic / Glass / Cans and paper and can be bought from
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I like the idea of empty bottles and styrofoam containers reposing for all eternity inside comfortable plastic trash bags. They served us well; let them rest in peace!
I am surprised there is a legislation, because I live in Romania, and here only idiots recycle, because the trash services throw everything together. They can pick up certain recyclable materials, but will only do it if you have 50 kilos worth or something, because otherwise it’s not profitable for them.
I used to recycle until I found out the county pays $18 a ton to dispose of regular garbage and $83 a ton for recyclables.
I have a burn barrel. I recycle. Back to the atmosphere where once it came. Ya all proud of me?
In order to encourage recycling at my university they removed most of the trash cans and put 6-8 different blue recycling bins at every exit/restroom/fountain. So basically if you have a Big Mac or a cup of coffee, put it in the nearest “white paper only” bin.
Interestingly enough, the university has a crew of 40 independent contractors (Mexicans) that clean the restrooms and floors, but they never, ever touch the recycling bins. Most likely a group of student council members volunteer to sort the bins after Art or Philosophy class.
With used motoroil you can find a nice grassy spot in the back yard to pour it onto. It’s like giving back to the Earth what the Arabs stole from her.
No, no no no. Used oil is poured on the lake to kill mosquito larva. There’s and added advantage, also. The rainbow colored swirlies on top of the water make for real cool observation with the help of the evil devil weed. I just remembered, I need to dump the oil. Bye.
not only are you blindingly white, you are a total dork
Saving/protecting/conserving the Earth costs money. Saving the world from terrorists costs money too.
lol!
I’m asian and I recycle…and I even have a drawer full of plastic bags that I take to the extreme and use as garbage bags.
PS:I like the ending of it, it’s so funny
shut up u dum asses
when your country awakens from the abyss it has been in for the last 60 years i.e gains admittance to the eu you will have legislation too dum ass
Beer cans ….. that is all…
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Thank God for Arts and Philosophy students! I have noticed this “multitude of different trash receptacles” thing recently, but am too lazy to decide where to deposit my refuse, so it always goes into the closest bin. If it weren’t for those poor students, my paper would be mixed into the plastic! And a nuclear winter would quickly ensue.
This is so funny. It is really nice when you can talk about yourself and laugh at the same time.
Why are white people only known for recycling? I think all people should recycle, in fact, it should be the law. Its exactly why places like Iceland and Switzerland have the highest standards of living in the world.
well, until a few weeks ago. iceland’s economy just collapsed.
had i money and PTO, i would go to iceland as a carpetbagger.
OK I have a great tip for your plastic bags. When you move, they make great cushioning for your fragile stuff.
Also, to get more people to recycle, they should do it how they do it here in Michigan. For every can or bottle you purchase, you pay a ten cent deposit. When you recycle you get that money back. Almost every grocery store has self-serve recycling machines and they are actually really fun to use.
What the fuck good would that do? Save the planet so a bunch of lesser organisms can live on it?
Screw that, humans rule!
“Its exactly why places like Iceland and Switzerland have the highest standards of living in the world.”
huh?
im white you suck
RACIST!
Oh my god…too much reality based humor to be true in this one! White ppl *do* have a recyling fetish!
Yeah, New York has a deposit too. All it does is make my beer more expensive and homeless people a tiny bit richer. Certainly doesn’t get me to recycle. I consider the 5 cents I paid to be a convenience charge so I can just throw them in the trash.
if “Advanced white recyclers” use plastic bags as trash bags then the true elites don’t have any at all, as they bring the $10 bags from home to put their organic dog food in.
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“They will make a move to throw the bottle away, they will hesitate, and then ultimately throw the bottle away. But after they return look in their eyes. All they can see is the bottle lasting forever in a landfill, trapping small animals.”
LOL!!!!!! Every one of these entries are so true
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Nice article, never mind the fact that everything people think they know about recycling is all a pack of lies!
Recycling is counterproductive, doesn’t save trees (The only things it can possibly save are plastic and metal, and even then you can still get much higher-quality versions of that stuff if you start from scratch), has to be subsidized by government (Do you REALLY want your taxes used to fund shit that doesn’t work, from recycling to art that doesn’t sell?), we’re NOT running out of landfill space, the jobs it creates are shitty, make-work jobs (I’d rather put the people working in recycling plants to work trimming my yard with toenail clippers!), the things made from recycled products don’t recoup their costs, and making it the law to recycle amounts to the government eating up people’s time and money picking through garbage when they can be doing more important things! Also, much of what you “recycle” ultimately ends up in the same dump.
whats wrong with you?
wrong. but keep up the blind pep talks and pats on the back.
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Its true, most Blacks believe that white people are pathetic…As pathetic as any one race of people can be! Just look at their lies, deceit, and Hypocrisy! Their history is even spelled out for them in the bible….A people who live in their own Vainess, i.e., they exist in their own B.S.
What more can be said!
White People Are Pathetic!!
TLDR,
I read the counter- productive part though, i dissagree.
you are wrong because by recycling your magazines you make new paper, so trees can stay and not be cut down for paper.
Also buying stuff from stores like “whole foods” (with little packaging) can really make a difference!
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lol this is just because the only place they enforce recycling are white neighborhoods.
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I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE who seem to WASTE their money by buying things which get recycled.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
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reccylcing is a joke a white joke, throw stuff out, those white folk make/create their own crap, and they all love wallowing in it. let them create their own crazy making. BOOMERS ROCK ON, AND NEVER RETIRE, WORK ADDICTS UNITE AND RECCYLE.
wrong, asshole. recycling paper creates a lot of waste in the process. also, paper makers plant trees…where do you think they get their materials from…national parks? get a clue.
recycling is white people’s way of saying, “uh oh, we fucked up the planet. Better do something quick to hide the mess we created…”
And so recycling was born.
Using grocery bags for garbage bins around the home is recycling? I just thought it was what you were supposed to do with them. Wow. Thanks SWPL!
screw it, just throw it out. enough of the dopey white people.
Remember kids: Save the earth, it’s the only one with chocolate. Paper here, plastic there, glass only, cans only. We all should recycle all our trash, like this icky banana peel and piece of T.P. eeewww! Enough eco-activism already. We get it now. +
More like the WWII patriotic donations of your rubber car tires, pots and pans, and all scrap metal, as well the fuel conservation messages and food rationing by stamp use to buy a piece of meat on a certain day if you got the right letter or number. +
recycling is a big lie an scam. stop buying crap, stop consumerism, stop buying crap. enough USA greed–boomers listen up.
you should talk about saving wrapping paper
global warming has been going on for billions of years, people arent killing the earth, we are killing ourselves, we are eventually going to reach our carrying capacity and then another ice age will occur within 10 million years from now.
and the mess continues to accumulate doesn’t it? recycling hasn’t solved shit!
Julia, any certified meteorologist, geologist, biologist and zoologist strongly believe the earth’s temperature is rising by 2 or 3 degrees, and that continued burning of fossil fuels or a warming agent like extra outputs of carbon Dioxide in the upper atmosphere will change the world’s weather/ climatic patterns in a short period of time. +
Pathetic as in the leading world polluters are not only the USA, but the historic rate of factory emissions was Europe and Russia. The current serious area of ecological concern is in China, India and southeast Asia. The most polluted areas in the world is in Africa and Latin America, such as serious smog in Mexico City and cell phone battery dumps in South Africa. +
Oceanic/ marine biologist crews are on a NOAA ships out in the Pacific 50 miles west of San Francisco to examine the “Great North Pacific dead zone” a 15 million square mile zone of man-made plastic trash composed matter developed over a few decades moves along with the currents, the area grew many times and can extend from a thousand miles east of Japan to eventually wash ashore in the west coast of North America (note to Venice Beach, you wouldn’t like this). +
then stop read newspapers, and practice what you preach whites? or are you gals too busy driving home in your trustfunder prius to lilly white neighborhoodville.
global warming is a scam/sham–recycling is a sham/scam.
Recycling is gay.
i dont even own a car and i live with mexicans. stop being ignorant.
yeah i already knew that…i just didnt want to sound like im white..you know lol. but thanks for the details!
[…] are) you will likely find, as you read the blog, that you are saying to yourself, “But X [perhaps #64 recycling, #8 Obama, #41 indie music, or #11 Asian girls] is/are in fact better than the alternative.” […]
LOL I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com and I must admit it’s just as funny!!
White people certainly do like recycling. And recycling is helping. It’s much more than sticking containers in different containers. It’s finding new ways to keep stuff out of landfills. When mega big companies recycle mass amounts of materials it helps. When people do things with old materials like in this article: http://www.calfinder.com/blog/windows/7-outrageous-ways-to-reuse-broken-windows/ it all helps.
Until we start shooting missile barges full of crap at the sun we better start finding new ways to use stuff that ends up in the trash.
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so here’s the deal, global climate change has been going on since the beginning of time. how-frickin-ever, this is the first time that it is anthropogenic. it is the first time that we have seen such a change so rapid (keep the time frame in mind). yea, there have been changes to climate, obviously. has it particularly been global warming? not necessarily. watch your language.
thomas friedman’s (white) book, “Hot, Flat, and Crowded” puts some thought into the wording. He calls it global weirding. meaning, that the effects are far more reaching and far more abstract than to be labeled merely as warming, which does not really have any connotations other than, well, positive ones.
furthermore, in the book, recycling is taken further, by the cradle-to-cradle method of recycling…. it is an interesting concept, and to me it just makes sense. What doesn’t make sense to me is why so many people do not see the meaning, not about environmentalism, but sustainability. if anyone has a logical argument against it, i would like to hear it, but i do not think that you can argue against a cleaner, more efficient, and more progressive lifestyle, even if you love blowing off mountain tops to fill those aluminum pop cans. that is just me. i am white.
throwing chicken bones on the street is recycle.
feeding animals also.
love my earth and happy chicken!!
i agree!!
that is most defiently not true!!!!!!! and the heck made this web site!!!! im white!!! now thats just mean ok!!!!!!!!!
rock on white people!
I don’t recycle anything, don’t buy into all that hysterical environmentalist crap.
[…] suspiciously less like a serious social movement to decrease consumption than a feature on “Stuff White People Like.” So it’s refreshing to read a post like this, from The Atlantic’s Daniel Akst. […]
hysterical environmentalist crap that steals food off your kids’ plates, don’t forget your catchphrase.
What’s wrong with a landfill? Seriously. Like, what’s wrong with them?
Plastic, once the material predicted to replace glass, paper, rubber, aluminum & other “wasteful” stuff, became the #1 source of litter, pollution and taken up the world’s landfills. How ironic is that? What can we do? Don’t throw any shit away, learn from the organic gardeners who use their own poop or “yellow water” for their plants to eat off from, LOL!
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[…] but re-label them as Stuff Williams People Like. Put together a slide show of rugby, study abroad, recycling, arts degrees, Obama and so on. Comic […]
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Yeah, yeah. We’re so awful for trying to recycle. Us white people are such bastards for pretending that we can do anything to reduce waste and slow global warming. Oh wait, I forgot. Global Warming is just a product of “White Culture” and only white people care about the environment because it’s just petit-bourgeois sentimentality. That’s right: if you want to save the environment, you need to “black up” your message so people won’t mistake you for a bunch of upper middle-class white assholes who are only concerned with looking cool because that’s OF COURSE our raison d’etre. Fuck you.
@douche
hahaha! You ARE a douche, aren’t you?
I read this and thought, YES! This is me!! It’s hilarious! A very apt observation.
The only shame is that it’s not ALL white people acting like this! Hahaha
To you, good sir, a small reminder:
arguing on the internet, (and to a greater extent, venting like a moron on the internet) is like competing in the special olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.
gold
The USA men’s & women’s hockey gets a rock (er, silver). Now we’re about to hate Canadians! Canuck go home. May we boycott the next summer olympic games…in London, the British commonwealth of nations is really onto us.
I don’t know why you called it “gay”, but gays are helping out the world actually: to keep down the overpopulation (less unwanted babies born) & same-sex couples restore the values of marriage in our declining society.
Responding to the last gentleman, I’m afraid you’ve fallen victim to the lies about global warming that the government invented to give people high-paying jobs for unskilled labor, and no, I’m not a Republican. Bush and Obama are both completely incompetent. Recycling can be useful, but only for putting alluminum miners out of business. So, please continue listening to the apparent Messiah of progressives, and throwing our economy through a warped cycle of destruction. By the way, I am caucasien.
Are you also French? That’s how they spell “caucasian”.
I don’t believe this site is meant for being so serious.
p.s. I don’t hear anything from your government on the environment, nor do I affect your economy – we have plenty of our own climate debates in Australia.
p.p.s. Yes, we should continue mining (aluminum*/aluminium*) until there is nothing left. Wise.
This site is true yo. Recycling doesn’t do shit, it’s all about conservation which we’re too lazy to do. If you don’t believe me crunch the numbers yourself
Hey buddy this is just a joke if your gonna take it so seriously then stop reading these.
yeah right? what the fuck is wrong with people. They cant take a fucking joke if it hit them in the face.
Recycling is not the answer. The answer is buying less crap that will inevitably have to be disposed of, either by recycling or landfill.
Watch the Story of Stuff video for more info.
[…] future recycled home decor. […]
I’m wondering why producing, *good, clean, envirowhacko friendly energy*, has never proposed this as an obviouse solution to our dependence on foriegn oil…..
large hamster wheels for ppl to run on, connected to a generator that charges the batteries in your electric car, house, appliances, ect… ect… ect….
With unemployment at record lvls, illigal immigration unabated, and human hamster wheels almost an entirely unregulated….. this IS the future of the green wave….
get entirely off the grid, or sell your extra energy back to the grid….
Its also the answer to the fat ass epidemic, and will dramatically reduce healthcare costs by guaranteeing energy demands are met with actual physical excercise……
or for the most green fruitcakes among us, they can get special cards allowing them to barter the extra energy they produce for the gov’t cheese they recieve!!!!
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With as feckless and incompetent an ass clown as we have squatting in the White House right now, I don’t see how he could possibly overlook the possibilities…… more reliable and cost effective than wind energy, the job opportunities in this new *tech* guaranteeing more employment than the WW2 war effort, these jobs are available now……
Easily sellable to the public by showing him, his fat ass wife, and kids actively doing their part to power the White House, on live TV……. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I use plastic bags from grocery stores as garbage bin liners. Instead of buying garbage bin liners. Everyone I know does this…
”Though for many white people, this simply means putting plastic bags into a special drawer where they will accumulate until they are eventually used to carry some gym clothes or bathing suit.”
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[…] to Christian Lander, the author of Stuff White People Like, white people like to recycle. Lander says white people like to think they can buy anything without […]
Recycling is worse for the environment than throwing your trash away.
please do not let “perfect” be the enemy of “good”. recycling, as described in this article and practiced by many individuals, is ultimately worse for the environment, because it doesn’t address the larger problem: over-consumption of the world’s resources. however, a single line stating, “recycling is worse for the environment than throwing trash away,” is very misleading. we need to encourage the good behavior, which is putting goods back into the cycle, and work on the negative realities, fossil fuels, mindless consumerism & the easy-way-out mentality. what we, informed individuals, need to do is change the system.
many say that more pollution is caused by the transporting and recycling of these goods than is economically or ecologically viable, but if what if we move away from fossil fuels & constantly strive to use less. and there should be no excuse for our use of so many virgin and/or toxic materials or our use of something like a landfill. our goods should be manufactured with an end result in mind, that result being it’s conversion into some other good. it sounds impossible & idealistic… but when we made landing on the moon a priority, we did it in less than a decade! anything is possible if we really set our minds to it… and their are millions of minds to choose from!
[…] that white people like—everything from organic food to awareness. (Number 64 on the list: recycling.) It all comes down to pointing out the narcissistic self-service and aims for political […]
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[…] fully convinced. That’s why I do things that make me feel better about myself like recycling and only flushing the toilet every other time I […]
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So, don’t recycle? Is that the point?
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[…] everywhere. These White liberals are highly prone to racial guilt complex. Landers had a very funny blog on how they feel guilt for not recycling. “Look in their eyes. All they can see is the bottle […]
[…] These White liberals are highly prone to racial guilt complex. Landers had a very funny blog on how they feel guilt for not recycling. “Look in their eyes. All they can see is the bottle […]
[…] everywhere. These White liberals are highly prone to racial guilt complex. Landers had a very funny blog on how they feel guilt for not recycling. “Look in their eyes. All they can see is the bottle […]
This article is way off base. It is racist, and lumps all white people into one category, and stereotypical. I’m white, I don’t recycle, wear New Balance shoes, or have an old century piece of furniture as the article suggests. This article is the same as saying all black people like rap, have chrome wheels, and they all want to be football players. That is not right to lump one race and compare it to another. Close minded, and UN educated article. Instead of saying black person, or white person, aren’t we all just people instead. I’m a person firtst and foremoat, no matter what color I am.
I’m white and i love recycling lol
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