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This is a scientific approach to highlight and explain stuff white people like. They are pretty predictable.

Media:

The Onion interview by David Wolinsky

Author Christian Lander, Authors@Google

Blogjam


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Strawberries.

While at a bubble tea place with a bunch of asian friends. Being the only white person (blue eyed, blonde haired, fairskinned at that) in the joint, I stuck out like a sore thumb. The menu was in Vietnamese and I was not able to read it. I asked my asian friends what I should get. They spoke for a few minutes amongst themselves, and then with the tables next to us, and then finally the waitress, who consulted the other waitresses, all in Vietnamese. A friend of mine told me that they discussed it and they decided that white people like strawberries so I should order a strawberry bubble tea.

A restaurant full of asians can’t be wrong.


 
 

Putting clothes on animals.
White people love small clothes and animals.

Also, the Office.


 

Inspirational quotes. White people love random quotes. I feel as though all my white friends have a quote to fit every situation that arises.


 

Blooper Reels. Whether it is sports or after a tv show. White people love bloopers


 

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