We all know white people love film festivals, but what about movies that don’t make it to a film festival, or weren’t in the local film festival? How do you get accesss? Thankfully white people have Netflix.
If you don’t know, Netflix sends you DVDs in the mail and you get new ones when you send the old ones back.
White people are absolutely crazy for Netflix for a number of reasons. Firstly, because all of them are convinced that there is a global conspiracy to keep good, independent, groundbreaking film from mainstream distribution (multiplexes, blockbuster, etc).
To them, Netflix (in spite of being a for profit company) is a brand new way for independent filmmakers to find an audience. By subscribing, white people believe that they are changing the film industry, supporting innovation, and contributing to a cultural revolution in film.
If you see a group of white people and you need to break into the conversation, a good thing to say “hey, is anyone else thinking that Netflix shipping is getting slower? I’m doing this PT Anderson thing, and I’m only up to Magnolia! What’s that all about?” They will relate, and talk about their own Netflix queues and how they are trying to get caught up on French New Wave.
Stuff White People Like 
i’d like to suggest
-coachella
-flea markets/vintage clothing
also:
-modern furniture
-urban outfitters
-whole foods
-apple products
let’s not forget:
-the word “cozy”
-the state of oregon
-the state of vermont
-national public radio
-motown (the record label, not city)
Dont forget about getting netflix b/c one is too lazy to get in the car and go to Blockbuster or some other mainstream video store…pure laziness, mind you, why get up when I can get it sent in the mail? This is the same philosophy by which getting your groceries delivered is a white phenomenon.
It’s so true!
I use netflix because my local Blockbuster and Hollywood video absolutely sucks ass.
I don’t know if I speak on behalf of the majority of my pale brethren or not, but the reason I use Netflix is because I always forget to bring back movies on time, and there’s no late fees with Netflix. Not to mention I get a little sick of not being able to find the movie I really want to watch at the video story. Nope, not laziness, not a desire to get indie flicks only…sheer practicality. Now, that being said, this blog pretty much nails my people down.
yeah the blogger should remove the few things which he really failed to understand. a lot of white people just are too lazy to go to blockbuster; mainly cause we’re all worn out from hiking, and still famished because ethiopian food isn’t very filling!
I agree with “so white i’m blinding’s” post. I would also like to add that I am a bit anal, and Netflix web site speaks to that side of me. I can rate every single movie I’ve seen 1-5 stars, write reviews, make recommendations to my friends and track my viewing habits. Yes, I’m white AND nerdy (like the Weird Al song, only I’ve got a tan). Netflix rules!
Post #73 Over-Explaining Things (see above as examples)
Post #74 Thinking they’re naturally smarter than everyone else
Post #75 Being defensive
Post #76 Office parties (especially getting drunk at Christmas parties and dressing like sluts at Halloween parties)
Post #77 Tanning & cosmetic surgery
Post #78 Taking credit for discovering things already discovered (America, braids, jazz, etc.)
Post #79 Small talk
Post #80 One-night-stands (including random vacation sex)
all the white people i know love mayonnaise in a wierd creepy revolting way. they seem to prefer it on potato or tuna “salads”
needless to say i find that whole thing disgusting, and mayonnaise was the bane of my existance while living in america for 4 years, in Williamsburg Virginia (which is a hotbed of white mayonnaise lovers)
did you already write a post on that? i’m still catching up
Great page!
But I hate Netflix (and I’m white)
http://hotlard.wordpress.com/2007/08/12/netflix-sucks/
I use Netflix because it has all the old TV shows white people like.
stuffblackpeoplelike – eating watermelon! hahaha!!!
stuffarabpeoplelike – pumping oil! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike – gang warfare! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike – eating beans! hahaha!!!
stuffchinesepeoplelike – shooting heroin! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike – welfare! hahaha!!!
stuffjewishpeoplelike – keeping money! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike – wearing sombreros! hahaha!!!
stuffchinesepeoplelike – eating rice! hahaha!!!
stuffarabpeoplelike – kissing goats! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike – wearing sombreros! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike – sniffing glue! hahaha!!!
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donโt you dare call me a racist!!!
Wouldn’t dream of calling you racist, Anonymous. Painfully uncreative and totally lacking humor…THAT I will call you. Also, totally lacking in subtlety where your sarcasm is concerned.
But racist! Nah! I’m sure you have lots of enlightened views and a rainbow of friends.
I was wondering waht wuz up with NETFLIX. im like why the f****k would anybody deal with the postal service if they didnt have to?
I have a subtle dissent here. maybe it started as an indie thing but then it got trendy, per se, and katy-bar-the-door every self-respecting light-complected starbuck swilling piece of work got in on the deal.
I’m white and I like Netflix. Does it go along with the fashion tastes of this blog for me to like Netflix just because I hate all the local video stores and I live 30 miles away from any of them in a rural area? Or not.
Um, I actually love Netflix because I got sick and tired of constantly having to pay Blockbuster late fees, and I love the convenience of having a cue so I don’t have to wander aimlessly for an hour through Blockbuster looking for something I haven’t already seen.
okay those kind of ARE my reasons for loving netflix and i think they are fair enough reasons. REALLY, are they not good reasos? lol. but this was hilarious.
To be truly cool you need to rent Bollywood movies from the local Indian grocery.
No. All wrong. Netflix is for renting movies on the cheap, copying them to DVDs, then sending them back. Then if any of your friends or family want a movie they’ll ask you and you send them a copy for FREE.
HA! That’s amazing. As I sit here reading this blog on my Apple laptop, I’m reminded that it’s high time I returned my Netflix movie (Bande A Part) so that they can ship me my next one (Un Bout de Souffle… I soooo love the nouvelle vague cinema). At least I have some indie music to keep me occupied while I wait. It’s just a shame that my iPod is broken (again…).
God, I’m so white…
I’m even wearing white.
White people like gmail too.
So funny because it hits so very close to home.
A suggestion: I know more people who prefer shade grown organic coffee over starbucks. That might an interesting feature.
I live in Memphis. I know for a fact that black folks like Netflix, too :D.
I just like netflix cause I’m lazy and they deliver to your house. There’s no real deep or complex reason, and it has nothing to with me being white.
Hmmm, I guess…
Not wanting to see Saw IV (or the typical Lackluster Video selection) = sissy white stuff.
I concur with post #22. Getting a collection for < $1 per movie is the way to go.
I’m also happy with not having to pay extra $$$ for gas to and from the rental places. That in itself is worth a few bucks. And I’m very white.
I have never given any thought of Netflix. I have TiVo and some movie channels, so I just TiVo new releases and some sundance stuff. House Hunter sometimes. Mostly don’t give a flip about tv.
Hang some bird feeders and watch; more entertaining.
So I thought the Netflix one was off as a white person. (Although I’m a first generation american, my family is French. Still counts.)
I guess that explains why I’ve never seen Arrested Development?
Curb Your Enthusiasm is awesome, though.
Do you have a better way to get Douglas Fairbanks action movies? Because I would like to see it.
@ #4 BooBoo
Have you seen the baggy-pants hoodlums that hang out in the Blockbuster stores? Netflix has probably saved me from at least 5 muggings and a gunshot wound!!!
i live less than 2 blocks from a blockbuster, and my last 2 roommates pissed and moaned that their next netflix movies were taking too long to show up. both white, both republican.
Okay…so this is all just very confusing to me. Are we celebrating our whiteness? Do we need a blog to find out niche in society? Yes, we whitie’s share common things…of course…many of it is basically just because we are from the same socioeconomic status. That said, blogs like this perpetuate the close-mindnesses that is unfortunately so pervasive in this country. Celebrate other cultures???
I have been a Netflix member for the last two years… Maybe I am a White Woman… lol
That’s not how the hip West Coast white folk like receive their indie.disks via the mail, yo! They get their films from GreenCine which is more indie than Netflix. At least the white Bay Area crowd did until they moved their distribution office down to LA – now it takes up to a week for them to get their other movie after they ship it back to GreenCine. Not too sure ’bout the disk rental via post scene in La.La Land…
kc
PLEASE DO an urban outfitters one
once again brilliance had its highlights a few lols
yes where else could I find Trick Baby, The Boy from Lebanon and Larry the Cable Guy? White IS right.
I can’t stand Netflix for their pop-up ads when I am trying to read a news article online. And their TV commercial is just as annoying and lame.
This is blog is hilarious. Thanks!
What’s funny about this is that my roommate is Latino and he’s the one that signed up for Netflix. I opted to sign up for the hip East Village video store (that got busted for bootlegging last year), cuz, y’know, that’s just more indie.
(Also, I like being able to get weird foreign and cult movies right now, not in a week.)
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Um, don’t white people also know to avoid the use of non-words like “firstly”? Or also – big shudder here – “irregardless”?
I say this as a white person pursuing a PhD in the arts (though not art) whose parents occasionally buy her antique furniture and fly her to their home near the water.
I get Netflix and I usually get Bollywood movies
Oh I love me some netflix. But only because I have developed some serious hatred of sitting in a theatre filled with talking geezers, screaming teenagers, ringing cell phones and just plain annoying idiots.
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#43 Lauren
firstly… irregardless is a word. one of those miracles of the English language such as flammable & inflammable, words that retain their meaning irregardless of prefix.
secondedly…. i’m curious to know if your parents buy your antique furniture from you or for you.
phd in woodwork i presume?
In addition to #45’s list of reasons theaters suck:
-loud black people that won’t shut up
I had neflix back before it was trendy, way back when you actually got the movie you wanted within a few days, and people though the whole concept of netflix was stupid.
Is it bad that I’ve been Netfixing for so long that my friends and I have turned Netflixing into an actual verb? You need to Netflix Arrested Development, by the way.
Video stores have too small a selection, the latest blockbusters are never in stock and they charge late fees.
I have netflix because I can pay less than $10 a month and rent a bunch of movies, instead of paying Blockbuster $5 every time I want one, single movie……..
anyone with the financial knowledge of a 10 year old should like netflix…. spending less money for something you do all the time is better than spending more… people like netflix because they can own movies for a lot cheaper than they could otherwise by pirating them
i don’t do netflix.
motown does not include “gfr”, white people love “gfr”
also sitcoms.
gfr stands for grand funk railroad, if you did not know that you are “teh lames”
“By subscribing, white people believe that they are changing the film industry, supporting innovation, and contributing to a cultural revolution in film.”
Um…I just use Netflix cos it’s easy.
I gotta be honest, I’m as white as a motherfucker and I use Netflix because I’m too lazy to go to Blockbuster with regularity. I mean, before Netflix, all I got in the mail was letters from my mother and cable bills. now I get the special edition of “Total Recall” on DVD. how cool is that?
My dad does Netflix. He isn’t white. Just white-washed.
I have to actually disagree with your premise. First off I’m not an Indie fan. I like film noir from the 40’s. Fortunately there’s a huge supply of films I’ve never seen available with Netflix. I’ll give them credit. Plus I’m a lazy retired white fatass who doesn’t like to go further than the mailbox on the corner. In fact sometimes I’m annoyed that I have to take elevator down 15 flights just to get my mail, but so be it. . . Besides Blockbuster edits films for content and the only other local video store still has yet to stock DVDs.
best part about netflix…no late fees…
I like the challenge of trying to make them loose money by seeing how quickly ny turnaround time is.
You failed to mention another benefit white people love from the Netflix: the chance to catch up on shows white people love that you haven’t been watching. I got started a season late on white people favorites Arrested Development, The Wire and Lost, but was able to jump on the bandwagon thanks to Netflix.
Having Netflix is like getting a present in the mail every couple of days– it’s great!
Yes, I’m very white.
so yeah i use netflix simply because its awesome…yeah sure it may seem lazy but i am getting ready to sit on my couch with a bowl of popcorn…who cares how the movie gets here i will gain at least a pound. seriously…why must you call it lazy? plus mail is AWESOME! oh and netflix has the office…another white fav!
Blockbuster is 1 mile away.
nude twister anyone?
Netflix is great not because I love indie films (I don’t and, being from Wisconsin, I’m pretty darn white, but not in the Whole Foods chardonnay set sense of the word chronicled so eloquently on this blog) but because I can get access to all sorts of classic TV shows and old movies (’40s film noir was already mentioned) without buying expensive DVD boxed sets.
IMO Netflix is like having a really kickass DVD library that costs $20/month to store somewhere other than my abode.
How did netflix made the list…it is pretty universal. Black people watch movies too.
Netflix is great… but I don’t think I’ve ever rented anything “Indie” or “Obscure”.
I love when some pathetic self loathing honkey reads this shit and goes “omg it’s true, I really do love netflix!! I’m so lame!”
Yes. White people like netflix. We like movies. We like things that are good.
Now go fuck off for a while, and when you’re done, go watch a movie.
You have to wait until you return a movie and a new one arrives to watch a movie!!! No thanks.
I personally know the son of the creator of Netflix and it is a genius idea period. We at an age where everybody in the world wants results and items in general at the snap of their fingers and Netflix allows this. Its a great idea s dont hate.
I am so white. I love Netflix and I’m not even a movie buff. You can get all the old TV shows too.
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Of course, it could be that us white folks realize that spending four bucks on a movie at Hollywood of Blockbuster is an idiot’s way of renting movies. Last thing I want to do on a Friday night is stand in lines fifteen-deep for one over-worked and under-paid dropout to rent me a video that’s probably damaged while listening to the non-whites bray about how “down” Tyler Perry is and desperately trying to convince themselves that Denzel isn’t a washout.
Black folks rent a lot of shit.
I couldn’t live without Netflix. Pretty much the greatest invention ever, well, in the last decade or so. There’s no other way I could keep up with (or afford) the 400 or so movies I watch a year.
Netflix is fine for generic whites;WASPs with a real education in film use Facets.
We got Netflix to save money and watch from the comfort of our own home. But our furniture isn’t very comfortable, so we just spent $3,400 on a leather couch with 2 reclining seats.
This could’ve been a much better post. All that stuff about people having netflix to support independent cinema…I’ve never felt that sentiment. People get it for practical reasons. The last paragraph of this is spot on though (particularly the french new wave bit). You shoulda talked more about how netflix turns people into film snobs, and how once they’ve had it for two weeks they feel like they’re authorities on film.
white people like netflicks cause we are able to see black movies and not have to worry about not laughing loud enough in the theatre or getting shot.
also it is a well documented fact that the more rascist a white male is the more he really loves black chick flicks.
before the days of netflix various klansmen would have to go into urban neighborhoods to rent a copy of how stella got her groove back and have to risk the embarassment and explaination of seeing their other klansmen ahead of them online renting the same movie
White people may love Netflix but NetFlix may no return the love. One cannot watch movies online with Mac…. The white person may not always employ this option, but the denial of Mac friendly offerings by Netflix is a rather low blow.
Don’t black folks like netflix? – the ones that like movies, I mean.
I’ve found that using netflix requires 3 things: a working computer, a working mail system, & a working credit card. Is there something white about those things?
Memo to Netflix: I am big! It’s the pictures that got small.
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Come on — you know black people love Netflix too. Black people love movies! (Just ask any of my numerous black friends.) ๐
dont forget us white retards for whom going to where the movie rental store is equals a monumental task. I’M RETARDED, OF COURSE i want it EASY! i am just as lazy as everybody else, and i have an excuse to exercise it!
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yeah whateves!!!
I use Netflix because, although I am a white person with a television, I don’t have cable. I don’t think I’m “contributing to a cultural revolution in film” by using Netflix, I just know that any movie I want to watch is not going to be available for rent at the local Blockbuster.
This pretty much covers it for me. I’ve sat on movies for longer than a month. I have no interest in indies. It’s too bad Netflix doesn’t do porn; they do softcore stuff, but no hardcore flesh flicks. Oh, well, you can’t win them all.
Firstly, not everyone needs to watch 30 movies a week. Secondly, I had the same issue with blockbuster.com sending me movies totally out of order even though the top of the list was indicated as “available” when they received my returns. I got the same type of canned response regarding availability, and blah, and blah.
I just don’t get the anger. These people are here to suck your cash straight from your hands. Make no mistake, they could not care less about your gripes. There are other schmoes (like me) still renting our movies from them–and keeping them until we re-watch all the old CSI on cable. I did stop using blockbuster and went back to netflix, only because I can have more out at a time. Also, I don’t always watch every movie I rent. So, sometimes, I am sitting on new movies for a couple weeks or longer and not even taking them out of their cover. HAHAHA!
Like the Jeffersons and Dukes of Hazzard.
Softcore is ok. There are some funny Tinto Brass movies on there. And as much as I love indies and foreign movies I’m not trying to help the “independent industry”. I just like watching movies that aren’t 90% CGI. And the only way I can find them is through Netflix. Plus no late fees is a bonus.
This blog is fantastic…I think one of the best parts is how, we white folk, comment on how….I use netflix because…..or I drink bottled water because….. Just admit it “it’s funny cause its true”.
Yeah, like a lot of others, we got netflix because we’re completely incapable of returning a movie on time and those late fees are horrible. Plus, I like to be able to get New Zealand films because I’m a Kiwi in America and there’s no other way to see them most of the time.
I pooped my pants
Netflix isn’t helping, people. Using it just contributes to the surge of Blockbuster-type chain video stores by killing all the small, locally-owned, more “artsy” stores.
Get off your butt and return your damn DVD.
Coachella is actually the shit though
Aleks – do you actually have time for all this in between Star Trek conventions?
Amber, I have news for you, Hot Topic doesn’t sell formal wear.
I love netflix b/c I am too cheap for cable!
Like netflix, you can return a one night stand if it fails to satisfy you and get another.
Unfortunately, you have to leave the house to get a one night stand. They should start a netflix type clearinghouse for one night stands “nettrix” maybe
I got u in my Q baby
and so the cheap champagne flows freely
wow. I never realized this…but…I am a white person. Sure, before, I thought I was just caucasion, or European, or whatever. Thank you, great sirs, for this EXACT posting. It allowed me to accept my whiteness, which is the first step. Instead of moving on, I intend to fully embrace my roots. C’mon Ugg boots, shorts and Whole Foods! Let’s go!
Yeah, I’m with you on that — the pop ads with every news article! And when you click on the next news article, there’s the Super Nanny look-alike extolling Netflix again!
I don’t use Netflix, although I am white. We just use the movies On Demand on our cable. (I do like sushi though!)
Webster does not recognize “irregardless” as a word.
That’s because the prefix, “ir” is redundant with the suffix. The correct word to use is simply “regardless”.
“Irregardless” is used by people who want to sound like they have a firm grip on the English language, when really, they don’t.
Here’s a web site for a bit more on this:
http://www.greatsociety.org/fpm/content/view/76/2/
By the way, your example of “flammable” and “inflammable: — you say they are words that retain their meaning irregardless of prefix.” You do realize that the two are opposites, right? That inflammable means to not be flammable?
Just wondering……
I’m white and I have never used Netflix.
Basically because they don’t rent pornos.
I LOVE netflix, because it’s cheap as hell, and living in NYC, i get my movies next day, not next week like some unfortunate people here…PLUS since i don’t have a tv, it’s a great way to pass the time and catchup on all those shows commercial free!! (I’m not white btw, and it SUCKS that i don’t have a tv because my roomies are too cheap to help pay for cable…but really i was still using netflix when i had cable, for the foreign flix and subtitled anime! you gotta love it!!)
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You must be retarded actually, to use the word “retard” as a verb.
Oh, yes, wouldn’t it be nice to get a little porn thrown in for those of us (even the girls)who’d like a smut once in a while. I believe that is also a white thing, but it is warped, white men have to say that they don’t watch it, while FORTUNATELY us white women can say we do like it and we are cheered!!
Seriously (tongue in cheek) I love Netflix because it is sort of like my own personal library of films, that I pay somebody to keep in order for me, when I want something, or a friend is coming over a night or two from now, I can special order a movie.
What makes it really white though is thinking that our film tastes are SOOOO important that we have to share /inflict our opinions on our friends,
Actually, he was using it as a noun, retard.
I love Netflix because
1. Have you seen the price of gas lately?
2. My Dad taught me to work harder or work smarter. Why make the effort to go to the movies when the movies can come to you?
3. Better selection than Blockbuster.
4. I can make out, fart, pause to take a piss, and watch in my underwear in the privcacy of my home. I suppose I could do that in the theater as a way of fighting back with all the crying babies, cell phones and people who can’t shut up during a movie.
5. If I don’t like the movie I didn’t waste 8 to 10 bucks, depending on where you live.
6. TV is CRAP nowadays. 700 channels and nothing to watch.
7. I can watch a series from beginning to end without waiting a week between episodes.
Yes I’m white. I’m also old and fat. Bite me.
…retard is also a verb. Do you not have a dictionary?
I misspoke many comments ago when I dissed a commenter for using the word retard as a verb. I meant to say as a noun, as in, “You are a retard.” That is not just grammatically incorrect but it’s unacceptable language, IMO.
Does the kind of Stuff White People Like include things like
Truth, Equality, and Justice?
http://www.survival-international.org
Thanks whitey. point proven.
i prefer the term: Tar-Tar.
I have Netflix and I love it. My local video stores along with Blockbuster suck. I’m more into 70s Hollywood, Foreign and documentaries, therefore, Netflix is better for me. My queue has like 400 movies. Just don’t answer any of those emails they send you asking if you are satisfied or if you received your video. That way they’ll think you’re pissed at them, and they maintain good service.
http://www.poeticmotherlover.com
you can rent dvds AND pornz here!
http://www.greencine.com
Indie DVD rental company that specializes in indie, arthouse, foreign, and anime films. All things white people love โค
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I tried Netflix before and it worked great. It is delivered to your mailbox within 3 days when you order. I dont use it anymore since i am too busy to watch movie these days.
why do all the white people you use on your blog have orange hair?
Netflix is way better than getting in your car and driving to the local video store – saves time and money. What’s not to like about Netflix no matter what your ethnicity?
Not sure if this is why I gravitated toward Netflix. But it’s true that the people I know all love it.
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I agree. I love this blog, but I think this post is all wrong. I am totally opposite of most of these stereotypes (and yes, I am very white) but I LOVE Netflix! It’s all about thriftiness and convenience.
Oh, and I am helping save the environment because I don’t have to drive to Blockbuster…the mailman already drives by my house everyday so it’s not using anymore fuel. I love saving the planet in my own special way
FALSE, real white people support local, independent movie rental places because they like to support local business and brag about it. These rental places are usually owned by extreme film geeks who organize the movies into categories that no one else would ever think of, like “movies about the apartheid,” or “satire from the cold war era.” Sometimes they also provide lists of underrated films that their customers should watch. This gives white people great satisfaction because they get to feel less mainstream than all the other white people.
Somesay: you are right about irregardless not being a word, but Fish Noir Foul is correct about flammable and inflammable meaning the same thing. I saw a warning about something being inflammable and I thought it was a typo because it sounds like it would mean something is not flammable. But the dictionary shows it as being synonymous with flammable. English sure is a weird language. Since indiscreet means the opposite of discreet you would think that inflammable would be the opposite of flammable, but it’s not. The only thing I can figure is that inflammable must come from the word inflammed. That’s the only way it makes sense to me, in my humble, white, liberal arts degreed opinion.
As you can tell the grammar thing on this blog is true for me. My other traits that they were right about were: my dog is my baby, bottled water, long to live by the water, joined Netflix a few months after they started (not for Indies though – cause Blockbuster was usually out of what I wanted and if they did have it it was so scratched up that after watching three-quarters of the movie the picture would start breaking up and when I returned it Blockbuster tried to blame it on my new Sony DVD player and I had to argue with them to get a replacement and that same movie was out so I would have to get something else and by the time we could rent the first movie so we could finally see the final 30 min. so much time has passed that we had forgotten so much that we had to watch the movie from the beginning and we got tired of losing an hour and a half of our time watching a DVD that had an unplayable ending… not to mention being fed up with the Blockbuster late fees and the fact that they made me pay a late fee when I was 10 min. late due to a blizzard! Friggin’ Blockbuster – arrrggh!! (They need to add that white people are overly fond of exclamation points)!!!
In case you are actually interested, I spent 10 years as a professional writer before getting burnout and dropping out of the rat race to work in a designer clothing outlet store, which I left after 5 months because the managers were racist and made me follow black women around the store because the managers assume that all blacks are poor and shoplift. It made me feel sick inside. I wished I could tell the women that I wasn’t the racist – my boss was!
I thought white people like Netflix because they’re lazy and didn’t want to drive to the local chain or independantly-owned video rental store and instead just wanted to ride their Segways to the mailbox and pick up their video rentals.
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The funny part is, Blockbuster Online is better than Netflix. Same movies, same time frame, but I can get twice as many movies because I can go down the street and use my returns as free movie coupons. Then my queued movies are automatically sent to me, so actually it’s faster than Netflix. White people like to use buzzwords so that’s why they choose Netflix. Just like iPods. So many better options, but they like to say they have the one everyone else has.
I think the actual Netflix website is better with more features and the streaming library. Plus, I know I would never actually take my movie to the brick and mortar store to return. Of course, if you use that option with Blockbuster, it makes sense to prefer it.
No, Blockbuster SUCKS…it is only good if you want the same narrow, mainstream CRAP.
However, if you want a documentary or older films, you are basically screwed…unless you have Netflix.
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Rent from my local store. This is getting dire. I’m just not qualified for cool anymore.
I’m white and I LOVE Netflix. Our house has 3 separate accounts, so we have 6-8 movies in rotation at any given time.
Why are white people suddenly offended for being called white? Now they’re fucking “European?” Get over yourselves! Lately it is not cool to be white so they came up with another name for themselves. White people love to be “cool” which is very difficult for a white person. They are few & far between… truth hurts, doesn’t it?
You forget that this site is comedy… not to be taken seriously-literally… okay Bobo, now go drink a latte and calm down.
It is because Netflix has movies that not every other damn chain has, such as independent and french new wave, silly Carl. And PLEASE PLEASE do not say “spot on” anymore, ever again, EVER. You have got to be white to say that! P.s. please disregard if you are actually FROM Britain (born & raised). Thank you.
Yes! Damn straight Ross! It is the best thing since sliced anything! It is the cheapest way to see ALOT of movies. The late fees at Blockbuster were killing me!
That’s because you are lame, dear sir or madam.
I was going to correct your english lesson but somebody already beat me to it & did a great job. If you don’t know what you’re talking about, than shut the F up.
I don’t think inflammable means that it is flammable. Can you check again?
It is a joke, dear. It is supposed to be humorous, satire… you whiteys sure take yourselves VERY seriously. Chill out & go get some sun on your white ass?
i only get netflix because i am too lazy to drive to the movie rental place i hate film festivals and independent movies so i am white and love netflix but not for the reasons you say haha
I actually love Netflix for a different reason…I am a member of a movie store (in Portland…ahem) so stuffed with independent, experimental and foreign movies that there is a search engine located in the front of the store to help you navigate the veritable cinematic labyrinth within (is that great Italian movie in the Foreign-Italian section? or did it win an Academy Award in which case it would be…there? or is it by an “auteur” in which case…). Forget PT Anderson. In this store I could find that movie that PT Anderson’s retarded second cousin put out a few years back produced by George Clooney that got accepted at Sundance because it was by PT Anderson’s retarded cousin and went on to receive a half hour standing ovation. No, I get Netflix so that I can rent “Never Been Kissed” if I’m in the mood and not receive the evil eye from the 90-lb. 6’3″ hipsters that work behind the counter. Michael Vartan is the sexiest high school English teacher ever.
I LOVE Netflix! Mainly because of all of the foreing and indie movies, but also because it’s just awesome.
I’m a Netflix member, but I could care less about some “cultural revolution.” I like it because it’s a lot easier to see movies than driving down to the fucking Theater or going to a video store. Blockbuster and Hollywood Video are just too overpriced nowadays. $5 a dvd? I pay just $25 a month on a 4-at-a-time plan, and I get about 24-30 DVDs per month!!! Or more
Plus, Netflix has a much wider selection. I got into documentaries that way. Blockbuster’s selection of documentaries and special interest films is bogus. They don’t even have pro wrestling dvds. They used to have a few.
Plus, the great thing about Netflix is user reviews and ratings. I get to actually see if the movie is good BEFORE I watch it, so I don’t get duped into seeing crappy films.
Netflix also lets you build lists of your top 10 films in certain genres, like anime. It’s got a wide array of anime episodes and films, too. Video stores just can’t beat that.
And Netflix’s “Watch Instantly” feature is pretty sweet if you have broadband.
What the hell are you talking about? I live in Oregon, and what the hell are you talking about?
Brandon,
For christ sake, do own stock in Netflex?
Dude, NetFlix fucking rules. It kicks any movie stores ass. I can say in all honesty, NetFlix saved, yes, SAVED, my life.
Not really, but I like to think so.
Netflix??? OMG…sanity saver as a sahm of 3! How else can I re-cap seasons 1 and 2 of Heroes, while dealing w/ the kids! Its also AFFORDABLE!!!
There are currently (of that which I’ve been made aware) over 150 Watch Instant titles that will be expiring between September 3rd & October 1st.
The complete list can be found here:Instant Watch Titles that will expire on X date. (May-December, 2008)
I’ve used it off-an-on… depending on where my job takes me and what is available to me in that area.
Using NetFlix doesn’t necessarily mean that the customer is renting oddball movies… they have “normal” movies too.
Their service isn’t that great after your first couple of months… they “throttle” your service and then they really suck.
This fall, the Xbox 360 will be able to stream videos from Netflix. When that happens I’ll cancel my cable subscription and get all my TV online.
THOMAS195-YOU SCORE 10 OUT OF 10 ON YOUR NETFLIX COMMENTARY. WHEN I GOT A 1 MONTH SUBSCRIPTION TO NET FLIX I THOUGHT “WOW-THIS IS COOL! I PICK OUT 3 DVDS AND WHEN I RETURN THEM I GET MY NEXT 3 THE VERY NEXT DAY.AFTER 3 MONTHS NOW IT’S 4 OR 5 DAYS. I JUST RECEIVED 2 DVDS TODAY THAT WERE NEVER LISTED ON MY QUEUE. IT TOOK LAST WEEK 8 DAYS TO GET SHIPPED FROM THE STATE OF WASHINGTON TO EASTERN TN.2,000 PLUS MILES TO GET A DVD LISTED 9TH ON MY QUEUE.I DON’T GET THIS WEBSITE. IS THIS TONGUE IN CHEEK OR DO WE HAVE A CERTIFIABLE WHITE HATER PUMPING OUT THIS OBVIOUS BILGE? I LOVE #14–IF YOU HAVE AN ASSHOLE WHO IS BLACK YOU STILL HAVE AN ASSHOLE AND VICE VERSA FOR WHITE FOLKS.BY THE WAY-I LOVE CLASSICAL MUSIC-DOES THIS MEAN I NEED TO THROW AWAY ALL MY DVDS IN FAVOR OF THE MUSICAL GENIUS OF ALL TIME–50 CENT(S). IF HIS CDS SELL FOR 50 CENT(S) THEY’RE OVERPRICED AND HE NEEDS TO HIRE A SPELLING TUTOR. MAYBE I NEED (EVEN THOUGH I SPENT MY ENTIRE TEACHING CAREER IN THE GHETTO)TO START A WEBSITE CALLED “STUFF BLACK PEOPLE LIKE”—-JUST KIDDING–I HAVE TOO MUCH CLASS TO STOOP TO SUCH A LOW LEVEL. SO IF THIS IS A TONGUE IN CHEEK SITE–THE AUTHOR SHOULD CHOKE SWALLOWING HIS TONGUE. IF IT’S REAL WE HAVE A BLACK RACIST IN OUR MIDST.
K, did you do any digging before making such an obtuse comment? The writer is a white dude who is making fun of all us collective whiteys and our wonderful quirks. Seriously, some people… we all just need to chill out. Society is far too concerned with political correctness nowadays. Say this was a black writer. Who cares? It’s still funny; it doesn’t matter if he’s black. A funny is a funny, no matter where it comes from.
Ahhh, shit, I’m that white person watching movies from the French New Wave…well, it wasn’t as embarrassing as the “Sweaters” article, at least
You have too much class to take off your CAPS LOCK
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I luv me some Netflix!!! ๐
I am puzzled by your “being throttled” comment. I have been a Netflix subscriber since December 2006, and the only delivery delays I have encountered arose from one of two reasons. One is Netflix’s policy of shipping a DVD from an alternative distribution center when it isn’t immediately available at the nearst one. The other delivery snafu arose earlier this year when their computerized shipping system died, and took down their e-mail notification system with it.
Personally I consider my Netflix membership to be a permanent part of my life.
White people love telling other people what they are going to do in the future.
haha, so true!
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Would it be funny if this white guy also wrote a stuff black people like? No. OPEN racism has been a 1 way street in this country for quite some time. That has a lot to do with the “white” people mocked on this site.
I love netflix. mainly because its cheap and convenient
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1) you still have to wait. blockbuster is faster.
2) he wasnt criticizing netflix. he was criticizing hipsters who use it to gain ‘indie cred’.
I was just watching Netflix on my Xbox for the first time ever. It was the best day ever.
Ahhhhh, it is cheap and fast . . . that is why I’m using it.
Really? I like Netflix, not because I like supporting indie films, but because I’m incredibly lazy and can’t be bothered to go to a rental store. I can, however, at least I can make it to my mail box.
That I happened to see Palindromes on Netflix was pure coincidence.
Oh yeah, and don’t see Palindromes. It’s really stupid and has entirely too many scenes of fat people having sex. (blargh!)
I am Mexican and I love Netflix. It’s far easier (and cheaper) than driving to Blockbuster and then having to return the movies before there are late fees, plus there is a bigger selection. I don’t even care about Blockbuster’s mail in thing. Netflix just seems better in my opinion.
I think you’re kind of off on this one. I love my netflix because its better than television. I have a television but neither cable no even an antenna, which like people who don’t have a tv, I rub in other people’s faces as I feel it makes me superior. I just watch netflix, but I use it to watch the best shows on television like Arrested Development and the Wire or any other low-rated, cancelled, magnificent show like Freaks and Geeks and Sports Night and Veronica Mars. I get to watch them 10 episodes at a time, for weeks straight. The only bad part is when friends who *snort* actually watch regular tv start talking about episodes of a show I watch which is still running and not yet out on DVD, or when commercials for such a show come on NPR or ‘The Twenty’ at a movie theater. Then I have to plug my ears and go ‘la la la la.’
That’s why netflix owns, indie movies suck.
Guilty. But to be fair they do have the best selection of French Films, and what they don’t have I oder from the internet via Korea. Oops – is that a new catagory?
I think it’s hilarious that white people get offended that a fellow white person would say such a thing. Every post always has a few, “That’s where you are wrong, I am white and I know for a fact I didn’t get NETFLIX for indie films. I got it to watch the Carmen Electra Strip Tease WorkOut Video on my instant que” – Jack
Netflix? ppfffft…. Blockbuster Total Access is better than Netflix for the price. Where else can you get 3 movies at a time in the mail and the store, and a coupon for another per month for only $19.99? Right now I am clocking in around 25 movies a month. Beat that Netflix!
Netflix was a godsend when i got tired of trying to rent movies at blockbuster and having to wait in line 20 minutes each time behind some deadbeat loser who was arguing about their late fees, or trying to rent a $3.00 with a bogus check.
they also have a lot of the art-faggy movies that blockbuster dosent have. Now if they would only get a good porn selection.
I happen to work at Blockbuster, and every single one of the employees there (including myself) use Blockbuster as a second part-time job. Also, all of us (with one exception) not only graduated HS, but actually have college degrees. I am well paid at my day job and use my time at BB to stay busy and interact with great customers. For the record, there is about only 1 in 20 customers that are black. So, I suppose it’s not that you white folks realize that spending four bucks on a movie is an idiot’s way of renting movies. Our customers come in for instant gratification, as well as the opportunity to actually interact with people in the human race, as opposed to electronic devices.
Netflix is the very opposite of instant gratification. If anything, I would say Blockbuster Online is better. It’s around the same price and you are actually able to trade in-store whenever you are in the mood for a specific movie.
Wow, you are shockingly stupid, attempting to force your way onto the anti-offended people bandwagon and failing horribly. I am in no way offended by any of the blog entries on this site, and I didn’t even come close to claiming to be offended by anything in my post. You are just far too dumb to understand the comic genius of my post which represents what this blog entry should have been about if the author didn’t completely miss the ball.
I have Blockbuster. Does this mean I’m not white enough? I’m off to buy some scarves and bumper stickers before I get my card-carrying whiteness revoked. Praise His name!
They does not have ‘Malcolm X’, ‘Boyz ‘n the Hood’, ‘Friday’, ‘Roots’, ‘Glory’, or ‘Blackula’ in their inventory. I really do like Netflix
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Totally got a subscription to Netflix!
i love netflix
I live for Netflix & I’m not even white. SEE? It rubs off!
I don’t have a netflix account, but really, what’s wrong with it? Why would having netflix make you lazy? For a person who watches a lot of movies, it can be a good deal. Simple as that.
Even if you’re NOT white!!
Netflix is great for the price. I’m on the plan that’s only $5 a month.
Netflix is awesome~~Now you can stream certain movies to your XBox 360 and watch them instantly on you TV.
I am not white and I have a Netflix Roku player and am on the one at a time limited plan, so is my fiance and we totally love it. I have been re-watching Sliders starring Jerry O’Connell, who is white by the way… ๐
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I just got an independent documentary about refugees from Sudan from Netflix. I wish I was joking, but I’m not. God, I’m so white.
I think my soulmate is a reader of this website, if not one of the contributors. I’m a Netflix subscribing, scarf-wearing, expensive sandwich eater.. someone here would LOVE me for sure.
I love Netflix. I chose to subscribe to it rather than waste money on Cable TV.
I have reconnected with many mini-series made when I was younger, but was too young to understand. Roots is a big example of this.
I missed out on Battlestar Galactica because I didn’t have Sci-Fi Network, but I have been enjoying the seasons on DVD.
I love seeing documentaries and other items that aren’t in theaters and aren’t on the shelves of the video rental store.
I won’t knock Netflix. It’s one of my favorite things out there.
How do I get you to stop sending SPAM to my computer? That’s what I think your ads are.
I don’t use your services, I don’t want to use your services. and I don’t want to receive your ads constantly.
I believe they border on harrasment. STOP SENDING ME THIS CRAP. Am I making myself clear? I will also investigate to see if there is any legal recource to get my e-mail address removed from your files.
I saw Netflix on this list and was like =0
I love it! Its such a great service…so many documentaries and older flicks and foreign movies you can’t find in the local video store(e.g. Blockbuster)
I currently have over 100 titles on my queue that I will probably never finish watching…and I keep adding and adding so its definitley going to take at least a couple of years to finish it all up.
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I feel whiter everytime I come in here eh pass the sea salt and the organic popcorn
This is another weak one. I don’t know anyone who likes movies that doesnt love netflix, white or not.
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Yeah, I agree. This isn’t a particularly white thing.
I think a better entry would have been “Independent Video Stores.” White people like those a lot more than this “corporate venture.”
I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I donโt want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE who seem to WASTE their money by ordering Netflix.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments โYou ARE a waste.โ is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
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Bout to go watch avatar on netflix right now…
Netflix is for turds.
Go rent movies at your locally owned video store!
WTF
I would absolutely LOVE to rent movies at my locally owned video store!
Oh, Wait, less expensive, no late-fee systems like netflix game fly and Red Box drove BOTH of my locally owned video stores out of business.
I guess I’ll drive 45 minutes to my corporately owned Blockbuster which doesn’t have one single film I would ever numb my mind watching. My bad!
stop watching boob tube, start reading books, enjoy life, get outta house, stop watching TV/junky movies.
“By subscribing, white people believe that they are changing the film industry, supporting innovation, and contributing to a cultural revolution in film.”
…Yeah ok. I’m pretty sure most of them are just looking to rent Knocked Up then turn it in for Pineapple Express.
amen, most movies are garbarge. read a book and clear the brain. shut off the tv and stop supporting hollywood crap.
You probably don’t watch many movies, then. Shutting off the TV is one thing, watching movies is another. There’s plenty to rent aside from “hollywood crap” that is at least as intellectually stimulating as books.
Thats the truth, I watch some really good documentaries.
There are so many intellectually stimulating and visually stunning movies that are as good as or better than books. Try Hitchcock, Fellini and foreign films for starters.
Mark my words, there will be an entry on this site called “White people love to be intellectually stimulated”
I love the comments to these things, do you not get that the site is making fun of you?
Here is what you should do tonight:
1. Go to the nearest NON organic chain grocery store
2. Buy a big bag of Dorritos
3. Remove stick out of your ass
4. Turn on your TV and watch the first crappy reality show you find
5. RELAX!
White people love to laugh at themselves dont you get it ?
@Lol
I was responding to one of the commentators, not the website. Read more carefully. I love the website and only a moron would not realize that it’s satirical. Still, this wasn’t one of the best entries.
LOL I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com and I must admit it’s just as funny!!
Hah I know one website that’s even better than Netflix – http://www.dubli.com. OK, so it’s not films, but you get gadgets and stuff at massively discounted prices. This will enable white people to brag endlessly to their friends about how their iPod only cost them $26, making them feel clever and superior.
TV sucks. stop watching it. most movies suck. stop watching it. marlies and me, leonard decrapio, jon leibowitz, and gigli, marie lopez-WTF? is this what the typical dumb white american watches?
flatulence, scat, black ganger bangers, hillybillies, white trash, etc…people cheating, and plots and twists on the corrupt government—life imitating art, or art imitiating life. just watch you local jokers politicians/”lawyers” and that is enough entertainment for a lifetime.
I’m sorry that Marly and Me is the only movie on your radar, but there is plenty of great stuff out there as well. Do what good white people do and go to a film festival!
I have no idea who Jon Leibowitz is and what Marie Lopez-WTF means.
i guess this is true for some whites. although, thankfully, as far as i know, i don’t have any friends of family who are that conceited about the movies they watch. i love netflix, especially the instant movies. independent films aren’t usually my cup of tea because i often find them to be to self-centered and self proclaimed cultural, but if it’s good, i’ll watch anything. i hate to admit that i go off reviews over word of mouth when i watch movies. word of mouth caused me to watch the boondock saints. man that was a mistake on my part. i could’ve been playing resident evil 4 with those two hours instead of watching a crappy movie. anyway, yeah, its safe to assume that whites like netflix even if they don’t have a subscription. its movies, how could you not like it
What are “ganger bangers”?
Oh, and what are “hillybillies”?
Yeah, us white people sure are pretentious with our desire to get college degrees and love of cinema. Wow, where do we get off?
This made me laugh til I cried. Literally. HILLYBILLIES!
Good grief, give your soap box a rest. What other option do we have? Sitting around staring at eachother, while secretly wishing we were watching movies about ganger bangers?
Oh chill out Mr. Racist McPrejudice. Jokes. They are funny.
The fact you didn’t like The Boondock Saints makes me very, very sad.
Jerk off to fat chicks
Stop telling others to “stop watching boob tube, start reading books, enjoy life, get outta house, stop watching TV/junky movies”.
Spend your time more wisely and watch some “Dancing with the Stars” or a Romantic comedy starring Sandra Bullock.
get the movie whale rider and learn something other than american flatulence, infidelity, work addictions, giant cars, and consumerism.
Oh please. Whale Rider is overrated and you’re condescending. If you’re going to be that way, at least recommend something obscure. It’s the true White way.
A true standard in comedy blogging.
Another great site is http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
SHUT THE F UCK UP!
“marlies and me” made me laugh
You’re only up to Magnolia?
oh, the horror
White people also like correct spelling and grammar.
You should look into that.
Otherwise, I laugh at each of these posts… very smart.
I like Netflix cuz it’s cheap and I don’t have to go anyplace except the mailbox.
My netflix queue is ridiculous! I’m guilty of renting the indie movies that don’t come to the local theater; I rent entire seasons–multiple seasons sometimes; and I have over 100 movies in my queue from the early cinema era because TCM has turned me into a classic movie addict! I’m not white, but I do tend to hide these facts from my non-white friends. Just like the fact that I listen to metal. They don’t need to know that.
How are you always so accurate about me. You have me spot on from the global conspiracies to French New Wave part.
I highly recommend Cool as Ice starring Vanilla Ice as…Vanilla Ice. You’re gonna love it. Queue dat! Trust.
My guess is that white people (and perhaps also nonwhite people) primarily like Netflix because it’s impossibly convenient and cheap.
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This is a blog about rich kids at some school. its pretty funny.
dude. go fuck yourself. you have posted this on like 20 different items. how much do you get paid to go around and troll for that blog, 1 hand job for every 100 annoying posts you do.
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I am surprised that the entry does not mention about the streaming. I was able to get rid of my TV (to someone in San Francisco) via Facebook so I could watch Netflix on my new Apple.
That is a lot of entries. Also should do an entry on Hulu.
Netflix? Who would waste their time with paying for intellectual property anymore? Anybody here ever heard of torrents?
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well i dont know about the whole indiy thing but im white and i love netflix. More so because i can watch my favorite anything without commericals.
I now find the Netflix traditional dvd delivery method irritating, and look forward to instant streaming of everything. I have to say also that Netflix is great for college students who have to rent weird and obscure films; I can’t imagine trying to find many of them otherwise.
White behavior=complaining about art lovers liking “indy” films because their pretentious, but doing it really b/c you don’t understand art at all but think u have a right to comment on it. If everything was left to your tastes, we’d all be living in soviet style brutalist blocks and only watching Mad Men-losers
every advertisment on this page was a netflix advertisement … that made my day ๐
It’s true Im white and love netflix! but not for foreign or indy films… though I have watch a couple…
Bigpond movies here in Australia. I’ve even added my own poplists.
No, we like Netflix because we are so busy and it is convenient. But since they are raising their prices, I’m looking elsewhere.
the film industry is of course a multi billion dollar industry that employs a lot of people `’,
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and must admit, it’s super funny as well.
If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth.
-Joseph Goebbels
SPAM! Shut up. Good lord.
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and must admit it’s just as funny!!!
DIdn’t help me not to be racists.
But Asians are not intellctualy smarter than white people(EINSTEIN!!!!!!)
They come up with almost everything, they are the only countries with a good solid government and politic.
They are not weaker than Black people(lol.)
Vikings.. Spartans.. ye u name it.
Oh actually, now I come of as racist dont I? Well, fucking retard. You can be racist against White people too, cunt.
lol’d heartily.
Finally, trolling with a bit of subtlety!
I’m white and I LOVE NETFLIX! I’m addicted. No wonder they are so profitable.
yeah I love wasting an hour of my life living like it’s still 1994, driving to the store, settling on some shitty movie because the good ones are checked out, waiting in line and then doing it again the next day to return it. For booboo, this is a workout, just like going to the gym. Fatass just burned a gallon of gas and like 30 calories.
Off your meds again?
Can we change the topic to…. why white ppl hate spammers/spamming or why white ppl think their shit has a superior smell or doesnt smell at all? Lol I mean when ur in the bathroom and ur not white, why do they go outta their way to let u know they are so offended by other ppls shit (which is supposed to have an offense smell as a warning not to eat it u dumbass!)
Netflix has cured my anime fix for less money than cable, FYI, and Crunchy roll.
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They also say sorry for every little thing A LOT! Cause that’s so me!
Ok this is ridiculous… Netflix? Really? I’m not even a subscriber but 90% of this post is either wrong or plain stupid.
I’m starting to feel after 39 posts that the author is no more than sort of regular frustrated ‘merican guy ร la George Costanza with gut hatred for hipsters, and I haven’t really laughed since “#27 Marathons”…
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difficult to tell the women apart physically. African American girls are kids
of previous servants who were generated from Africa, lots of years ago.
They have a really long history of battle
and final accomplishment. The black community in America has had to
combat numerous battles simply to be heard.
Greetings! I’ve been reading your site for a
while nnow and finally got the bravery to go ahead and give youu a shout out
from Humble Texas! Just wanted to say keep up the fantastic work!
I love watching Netflix too ๐
Superb blog! Do you have any recommendations for aspiring writers?
I’m planning to start my own site soon but I’m a little lost on everything.
Would you propose starting with a free platform like WordPress
or go for a paid option? There are so many choices out there that I’m completely confused
.. Any ideas? Kudos!
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Stuff white people like: Crackers most of them are, being racist because they are a weak race, heroin, pills, crack, molesting little kids, raping women, beating women, being gay, spreading disease, worshiping satan. WHITE PEOPLE ARE CRACKER ASS HEETHANS who pop pills and beat there wives. such a pathetic race.
ไปๆฅใฏใกใใฃใจๆ้ฌฑใงใใๅคงๅฅฝใใ ใฃใๆใซ่ถ ไนณใใคใใฆใใพใใพใใใๅคๆฎตใๆใใจใใใใใชใใงใใๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใใไผผๅใใจๅไบบใ่คใใฆใใใฆใใฆใๅฅณ้ซ็ใ่ฏใใปใใ ใจๆใใฎใงใ้จๅฑ็ใซใใใฎใฏใใใพใใงใใใใชใผใซ่กใฃใฆใไธๅฟใใใซๅนใใงใใใใขใคใใ ใ่ณผๅ ฅใใใฎใงใใใๆผซ็ปใใใใใใใฆใๆซๆใใพใใใๅญฆ็ใฃใฆใใๆใใใใพใใใ18ๆผซ็ปใธใฎใใกใผใธใใใใใใงใๆใใฆๆใๅบใใพใใใๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใใซไปปใใฆ็ถบ้บใซใชใใฎใงใใใฐใๅฝฑๅใงใๅ จ็ถOKใชใฎใงใใใๆผซ็ปใฏใชใใใใใฎใพใพใทใผใบใณใ็ตใใใฎใๅซใ ใใใใพ่ใไธญใงใใ
ๆ่ฟใใใ็ทๆง๏ผใณใณใใๅคๅ๏ผใๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใใฎๅไบบๆ ๅ ฑใ้ฒ็ฏใซใกใฉใงๆฎๅฝฑใใใใจๆใใใ็ปๅใใใใไธใซใขใใใใฆใๆใกๅธฐใ่ช็ฑไบๅใพใงใใใใใงใๆญฃ็ดใณใฃใใใใพใใใไผผ้กใชใใฆ่ฟๅใใใฐใใใจ่จใใใใใใใใพใใใใ็ซใก่ชญใฟใใใฆๅทใใ ๅฝฑๅใๆฑใใฆใใชใใใฐ่ฒทใไบบใใใใใใงใใๅฎถใง่ชญใใงใใฆๆฑใใฆใใใใทใงใใฏใงใใใญใๅฃๆทซใใใๅฎขใใใฆใๅ ดๆใ่ญฒใใใๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใใๅฆจๅฎณใ็ถใใไพใๅคใ ใใใไผผ้ก็ตตใงๆใๆฐๆใกใใใใใชใใใใใพใใใใงใใฑใใใใใใพใงๆใใฎใฏใฉใใใจๆใใพใใใๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใใใใใใใชใผใฑใผใชใใฆใใ็ใ่ใใฏๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใใซ็บๅฑใใใใจใใใใจใใไบไพใงใใใ
ใใฎไบบใไฝใฃใใใฎใใใใซ็ด ๆดใใใใใใจใๅฝฑๅใฎใใจใฏ็ฅใใใใชใใไธๅฎ่ท้ขใไฟใกใใใจใใใฎใ้ปๅญใณใใใฏใฎๅบๆฌ็่ใๆนใงใใ่ฑไนณใ่จใฃใฆใใใใจใงใใใไผผ้ก็ตตใใใใฆใฟใใฐใใปใฉ็ช้ฃใงใฏใชใ่ใๆนใใใใใชใใงใใญใใใงใฉใใชใจไฝใๆใฎไบบ้ๆงใๅไธใจๆใใฎใฏใๆ นๆ ใฎใชใใฎๅถๅ่ฆใงใใใๅฃใงใใใใฌใคใจใใฃใไบบ้ใฎ้ ญใฎไธญใใใงใใๅญฆ็ใฏ็ดกใใ ใใใฆใใใฎใงใใๅฅณๅญ้ซ็ใชใฉ็ฅใใชใใใกใฎใปใใๅ ๅ ฅ่ฆณใชใใซๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใใฎ็ด ๆดใใใใไบซๅใงใใใจใใฃใฆใ่ฏใใใใซๆใใพใใๅฝฑๅใจ้ขไฟใฅใใใปใใๅ ใ ใใใใใฎใงใใ
้ข่ฅฟใซๅผใฃ่ถใใฆใๅๅฐใ็ฅใใใใซไฝใงใ้ฃในใใใจๆใฃใฆใใใใๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใใจใใ้ฃใน็ฉใ็ฅใใพใใใๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใ่ชไฝใฏ็ฅใฃใฆใใใใฎใฎใ็ไนณใ ใใ้ฃในใใฎใงใฏใชใใๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใใจ็ตใฟๅใใใฆใใฎ้ญ ๅใๅผใๅบใใจใฏใใจใญๆผซ็ปใฏ้ฃใๅใใ่ฌณใใ ใใฎใใจใฏใใใพใใญใใ ใฉใ ใฉใใใใฐใ่ชๅใงใไฝใใใใงใใใ0ๅใใฆใใ็ใใซใใใใชใผใ ไผ็ปใชใใใ็ฅใใใๅฅณๅญๆ ก็ใฎๅบใซ่กใฃใฆใ้ฉ้ใ่ฒทใฃใฆ้ฃในใใฎใไผผ้ก็ปใใชใจๆใฃใฆใใพใใใใพใใชใใ็ฅใใชใไบบใฏใใใกใใซๆฅใใใใฒ้ฃในใฆใฟใฆใใ ใใใ
ไปใฎใใใซ็งๅญฆใ็บ้ใใใจใๅญฆ็ใๆๆกใงใใชใใฃใใจใใใๆฌฒๆฑไธๆบใงใงใใใจใใใ้ๅปใใใใใๅคขใฎใใใชๆไปฃใ็พไปฃใงใใใงใใฑใใ็่งฃใงใใใฐ0ๅใ ใจไฟกใใฆ็ใใชใใฃใใใจใใจใฆใๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใใ ใฃใใจๆใใใกใงใใใใใใR18ๆผซ็ปใฎ่จ่ใใใใใใซใๅใใฏใคใใพใใใๆฐๆใกใใใใใ็ฎใใใฟใฆใใใใชใใใใช้ๅฎณใๅชๅใใใใงใใใใใใผใใฌใผใใจใใฃใฆใใ็ ็ฉถใใใจใใใงใใฟใใไผดใใชใใใใขใคใขใคใใชใใใฎใๅฐใชใใชใใใใงใใใใฃใใใชใใงใใญใ