Regardless if you are vegetarian, vegan, or just guilty about eating meat, all white people love Sushi. To them, it’s everything they want: foreign culture, expensive, healthy, and hated by the ‘uneducated.’
But there are different levels of white person Sushi love. At the bottom are the spicy tuna/california roll eaters. These are the people who get their fix at places named “Rock And Roll!” “Magic Sushi Company,” or Trader Joes-type supermarkets. Often times, this sushi isn’t the most authentic, but white people can’t get enough!
The next level up is the entry level Sushi snob, these are people who still love rolls, but are willing to branch out to Salmon and Tuna sashimi, maybe even eel.
Finally, you have the white sushi snob. These people just take it all way too far. Often times, they will only sit at the sushi bar, will try to order in Japanese and will only order Omakase. These people will often be extremely critical of anyone who eats a roll of any type or does not properly flip the nighiri into their mouths.
When white people get Sushi they all want to order Sake to complete the authentic experience.
So, how can this information be turned into personal gain?
White people are obsessed with finding good sushi, therefore if you offer to take them to ‘the best sushi place’ in town, you are sure to have them accept. If you are asian man, this is an almost no-fail method of getting dates with white girls, and maybe, just maybe joining Bruce Lee and Paul Kariya’s dad.
In addition, going out for Sushi is considered a special evening in white person culture. Not as special as breakfast, but still, it comes with expectations.
But what if the person you are interested in is a vegetarian? Not a problem. For some reason, most white people who say they are vegetarians will eat Sushi. Apparently, fish aren’t cute enough to warrant inclusion with pigs, chickens and cows.
I think vegetarianism only applies to not eating animals with identifiable human-like features. Fish don’t have visible ears or nostrils; therefore they can be eaten.
HA! Too true! I’m a vegetarian… and did, in fact, just have sushi for dinner!
Sushi is definately NOT vegetarian. I actually hate fish more than any other meat meal. Blech.
Does this mean I’m not white?
I can’t be white either. Sushi makes me sick – I hate fish and raw fish even more so. I’ve only ever met pretentious bastards who liked sushi. But then again, that does apply to a lot of us white folks.
Lulu, you’re just retarded.
This blog is amazing 😀
If you leave raw fish out for an extended period, it develops bacteria which can cause explosive diarrhea!!!
I just came.
I had a horrible experience with a white person involving a) sushi and b) knowing more about your culture than you. A friend was trying to school my other JAPANESE friend about sushi. I was SO embarrassed.
Sushi isn’t vegetarian. Fish is not vegetarian. Fish are sentient beings.
White people heard about sushi and decided that eating uncooked fish was good. Then they decided that eating unpeeled potatoes was good. What’s next, egg shells?
way to take a joke seriously
Sushi is Japanese. Japanese == bad.
Nickypoo,
‘sentience’ isn’t the trait which taxonomists use to class organisms.
Epitome of sushi snobbery (my mother) – refuses to consume any sushi containing commercially raised or caught fish.
Irony element – So snobby about their sushi consumption that they are effectively prevented from consuming most sushi.
Whenever I change jobs I have to gingerly inform my new lunch crew that I am profoundly indifferent to sushi, and that I will therefore NOT be accompanying them to any sushi resturants. Sushi is just so fricking blah.
I haven’t actually received the response “but… you’re white!” yet; but I do get looks of incomprehension from white people who just love to overstate how rapturously wonderful sushi is.
The Japanese palate doesn’t interest me at all. It’s the least interesting cuisine on earth.
I hate fish. Especially salt water fish. And I can’t think of any animal I’ll eat raw. So sushi is out.
“all white people love Sushi. ” I’m white.
Remember, vegetarians shouldn’t be eating anything that has a face. And fish do have feelings too…
You know what white people like? Being utterly neurotic and taking blog posts über seriously. And mapping people’s dietary choices mystically to their personality (their tastebuds, clearly, have no role here). Oh yeah, I almost forgot – calling other white people ‘pretentious’.
I have a secret… I’m going to tell it… everyone’s pretentious! That’s right! It’s a little known fact, but it’s true! 99.9% of the population of the world are pretentious bastards! You too! And you! And you!
Disagree? Tell me why…
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So that’s the secret to hook up with white chicks!!!!
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stuffarabpeoplelike – pumping oil! hahaha!!!
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stuffmexicanpeoplelike – eating beans! hahaha!!!
stuffchinesepeoplelike – shooting heroin! hahaha!!!
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stuffjewishpeoplelike – keeping money! hahaha!!!
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stuffchinesepeoplelike – eating rice! hahaha!!!
stuffarabpeoplelike – kissing goats! hahaha!!!
stuffmexicanpeoplelike – wearing sombreros! hahaha!!!
stuffblackpeoplelike – sniffing glue! hahaha!!!
aren’t i funny and clever!!!
don’t you dare call me a racist!!!
Naw, sushi’s played — white people like Thai food now.
You are hilarious and I am still going to post this. 😛
I’m white and I sometimes eat sushi.
I like sushi – but I don’t eat fish – there are lots of things to eat that are not fishy at a sushi restaurant.
i agree with gus… most white people prefer thai (or occasionally indian) food these days
i like it all, myself
Sushi, for the most part, is inedible crap. People in America (not just White ones, alas) like it because they think they’re supposed to, not because its any good. Say what one will about rednecks, but even pork rinds are preferable to having a piece of leathery seaweed in your mouth (that’s part of the charm of rednecks; they don’t need someone else to tell them what they like, and it is better to have authentically bad taste than to have bad taste foisted upon you via robotic social conformity). Plus you don’t have to share pork rinds with any damn Jews….
“Epitome of sushi snobbery (my mother) – refuses to consume any sushi containing commercially raised or caught fish.
I don’t get it; doesn’t that include all fish? Or perhaps she eats Vegan sushi? Man, there’s a scary thought. I’m pretty much the epitome of race snobbery (by which I mean I contributed money to David Duke’s 1991 campaign for Governor of Louisiana…and I wasn’t being ironic about it), and even I have to admit that if you can manage to dig up any real, live specimens that actually adhere to the consumption of Vegan sushi, its a pretty safe bet they’re White. The other races just don’t produce masochists at the necessary frequency in order to support a Vegan sushi craze within their respective communities.
“If you leave raw fish out for an extended period, it develops bacteria which can cause explosive diarrhea!!!”
Um, I think you’ll find that’s pretty much the case with all animal flesh-based food products….Although I did once consume half a pepperoni pizza that had been left sitting on my kitchen counter for two weeks (which is to say, at room temperature) and I didn’t get so much as an upset stomach.
“White people heard about sushi and decided that eating uncooked fish was good. Then they decided that eating unpeeled potatoes was good. What’s next, egg shells?”[/i]
The skin of the potato is where all the flavor and all the nutrients are (there’s more vitamin C in just the skin of one Idaho russet than in an entire orange). If mouthful after mouthful of bland, undifferentiated, largely unnutricious mush is your thing, however, knock yourself out.
My boyfriend and I are vegetarians; do not even eat fish. We went to Japan(lol) and wanted to go to THE best sushi restaurant in Tokyo in hopes that the chef would be creative with a non-sushi tasty dish. Ummm, not so much. After we ordered and requested NO sushi, the entire staff and customers in ear shot laughed at us. We so deserved it too. What were we thinking……..
More Stuff White People Like – confusing Sushi (the rice) with Sashimi (the raw fish)
“More Stuff White People Like – confusing Sushi (the rice) with Sashimi (the raw fish)”
EXACTLY what I was thinking. Sushi IS vegetarian, Sashimi is not.
I eat everything, so there! . . .take that to the bank and cash it.
Sushi is definitely played. Plus it kinda tastes like bland play-do. Of course that comes from an under educated white guy. And yes, I have had more than a california roll. The last sushi I had though was rather tasty though she kept screaming the whole time, yeee ha.
T tutone, you’re a sicko, even a white trash honkie like myself wouldn’t go that far. . .. . . infact I’m not even sure you’re white! tsk tsk
i am half black and half jewish and i have been eating sushi since childhood, when BOTH my black father AND my jewish mother began taking me to our local (sadly, now sold and turned into a Wasabi – sushi for white people – chain restaurant). my sushi eating circle of friends includes one short irish friend who likes to drink too much sake and gets loud and belligerent at our local sushi spot, which is small and accommodates a crowd of probably less than 30 people at full capacity, as well as a tall black friend who has recently adopted the irishman’s affinity for chirashi bowls. i’d say the black friend is more pretentious than the irish friend because he used to bring a chess board out to the park when we were younger, but the irish friend is an endless fountain of acquired knowledge, so he might be more pretentious. plus, he lived in williamsburg long before it was the ‘hip’ place to be, and now that he’s living back in the suburbs he likes to bash all the people who live there now.
ps
the irish friend, the black friend and myself all only eat fish and no other animals. i don’t refer to myself as a vegetarian, and i’ve actually had people tell me that ‘vegetarians eat fish’ as though somehow fish are classified as fauna to them. i stopped eating meat when i was in high school, almost twenty years ago, but continued eating poultry and fish into my latter college years, and have never given up fish simply because… i LOVE sushi.
sorry, that should read ‘fish are NOT classified as fauna to them.’
oh and pps
sushi is Korean in origin
dont forget the plum wine
Sushi is meat for wusses. It has to be the most emasculating food out there that isn’t tofu.
Eat real meat, not raw fish.
“Sushi is meat for wusses. It has to be the most emasculating food out there that isn’t tofu.
Eat real meat, not raw fish.”
I love it. Reverse snobbery!
For the record, sushi is delicious, but I do prefer a nice steak. Pork rinds are absolutely inedible.
More Stuff White People Like (2) – Not bothering with reading the comments of other people (No 30 & 31) and still referring to items in a way that has already been pointed out as being incorrect.
Lee 35&37 Wasabi is a vegetable often served with sushi (though you’ll find most of the time you’re getting wasabi substitute), and the origin of sushi lies more with the Chinese and to the southern regions; unless you have some documentary evidence prior to 2ndC BCE to support the Korean origin?
I’m white, and I love fried chicken, watermelon, cheap beer, and collard greens. I also think welfare is bullshit, and that the only place to get good Mexican food is Mexico. Does that mean I’m racially confused, or just southern?
I must not the “white” you’re describing either. The only “seafood” I like is Walleye or Salmon. You must be describing Yuppie White people.
Just for the record, sushi is not all fish!!!!!!
I am chinese, grew up in Asia and have always eaten Japanese food. I am also vegan. I enjoy sushi tremendously.
Sashimi is fish. I don’t eat sashimi because it’s an animal but I enjoy vegan sushi at any Japanese restaurant
Here are some vegan sushi I would order:
inari sushi – rice wrapped in sweet marinated tofu skin
kanpyo sushi – sushi with pickled gourd strips
nado sushi – sushi with fermented soy beans (so authentic most w. people are grossed out by it)
kappa sushi – cucumber sushi
avacado sushi
Oshinko sushi – pickled yellow radish
Yam tempura sushi
There’s a million other non-sushi things I order at a Japanese restaurant too.
I’m definitely at the bottom, the spicy/crunch tuna and California roll eaters. 🙂
Once again, you are a genius.
Promise you will only use your powers for good. 🙂
I now understand how I can be white and not vegetarian. Sushi/sashimi. Dur.
My favorite is caterpillar sushi.
White people also love Questionable Content.
It’s okay to eat fish cuz they don’t have any feeeelings.
Is it possible to like sushi and not be pretentious?
“Remember, vegetarians shouldn’t be eating anything that has a face.”
No, vegetarians avoid any flesh product of an animal. Eggs don’t have faces, but a true vegetarian would not eat one (unless they’re ovo-veggies).
That said, fish is fucking delicious.
eating sushi rolls and being white is acceptable if you’re vegetarian because, obviously, all you can eat is avocado/cucumber/asparagus rolls. i’m sure this has already been rectified in the comments but i just needed to point it out, because i’m white.
i just found out about this page therefore excuse my late reply. i hate when people in general say “Let’s do sushi”. Like wth is that suppose to mean and that is not a hip thing to say
you’re not late nikki, this blog is now going around and is a new ‘fad’
i wonder if people actually think before they write replies to stuff like this (taking it seriously)…. they just don’t get it, and that’s sad. they are missing out on a good thing.
if you don’t think this blog in general is funny, why are you on the internet? log off please, we don’t need you here.
If you just eat rolls, you do not eat sushi.
Im Black and I LOVE sushi, then again I AM from NYC…
41 – Lee was referring to the chain of sushi restaurants called Wasabi, you fuck knuckle.
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Ugh, what an annoying and hateful blog this is.
Yeah, sure it’s “humour” if you want…but it’s mostly just
a bunch of irritating generalizations about white people.
Um..how about #100: Declaring anyone making fun of White People an instant comic genius.
Vegetarians (like me) can eat animal-free sushi, like shiitake mushroom rolls, sweet potato tempura rolls, avocado cucumber rolls, and so on. Yum!
Fish have feelings like any other animal. They sure don’t like suffocating to death in air.
This post is too true!!!
Most sushi places serve the vegetarian versions like the ones mentioned by yehadut. If you want to be REALLY white, get the vegetarian kind made with BROWN rice. It’s often available at–wait for it–Whole Foods.
(I believe with this post I just turned two shades whiter, but so be it. Oops–one more shade for the irony.)
you guys need a disclaimer:
1. Saying no to one of two things in this blog does not negate the reality of whiteness. Sure, you may not do said thing, but you will be lying if you said you didnt know any white person that did that things.
2. It is impossible to be racist against white people. If anything, they will find it funny. If you are white, and you are offended by this, you are most likely offended by everything and would much prefer to live in a fort consisting of couch cushions or large appliance boxes. Notice the omission of disney movies, for you also find them offensive.
3. This is on the internet you know.
4. It’s a joke, get a sense of humour (yes, I’m Canadian, we can spell things properly).
5. All bow down to the Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer.
“It’s OK to eat fish ’cause they don’t have any feelings”
A. I’m white.
B. Educated
C. I do not really like “sushi”
D. Sushi does not necessarily contain animal product
E. Sashimi is raw fish
Therefore, sushi can be vegan. Like me.
Oh shit! I’m half white and half asian and I hate sushi. After reading this, I have been thrown into a deep depression and am now wrestling with my own identity. Excuse me for a minute, there’s something on top of my office building I want to go check out (well, it’s actually on the street below my office building but I’ll get there by way of the roof).
white girl + hot sushi chef = fat white girl + white people love it
it could happen
seriously, why have i not discovered this blog earlier? i am peeing my pants laughing.
and people really need to lighten up and get a clue. this is satire, and not “reverse racism”. oh white people….
have anyone else noticed that the more restricted a person’s diet is, the more annoying and uptight they are?
enough with the vegan/vegetarian sushi explanations. jeez, you white people are sucking the fun out of everything. actually, keep it up because i almost enjoy laughing at these ridiculous comments as much as at this incredibly funny blog.
Guess I never bothered to learn what sushi is…oops. Joke’s on me.
Hey, I have to take offense to something, I was getting worried because according to this blog I’m not white!
I like sushi/sashimi, in fact, I like just about all food. There’s yummy and yucky from just about every cuisine. Thank goodness I’m white, I will get to like it all at some point in my lifetime and since there’s so many different kinds of food out there I’ll never get bored being a food snob. Hooray for being white! Is it time to hate Texas yet?
I just had Sushi for lunch today! And I treated myself to several thimblefulls of hot sake with it! I love that superior feeling I get in Japanese restaurants and I dont care if every employee there is Chinese, its all make beleive anyway. White and proud.
Out here in Berkeley we have vegan sushi.
I’m scared of sushi. I’d like to try it someday just to say that I’ve had it, but there’s a squeamish feeling that comes when I’m just about to order so I get something else.
White people love everything Japanese. See: Otaku.
they do make vegetarian sushi that consists of vegetables only. you know, not all vegetarians are freaks. those who eat fish only are called “pesketarian,” not vegetarian.
“More Stuff White People Like (2) – Not bothering with reading the comments of other people (No 30 & 31) and still referring to items in a way that has already been pointed out as being incorrect.”
That made me spit my soda into the screen. Thanks a lot.
Adding on to that: white people like to continue to correct people even if a, it has been done already several times, and b, the person who made the mistake has already admitted to it.
I think it might be time for tv, now.
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I hate when people call themselves vegetarians but still eat fish….that doesnt make any sense to me.
Im a vegetarian but i dont eat fish/meat cause its so gross! lol..I do eat sushi, but just the vegetable, asparagus, cucumber, or avocado rolls. And I always request they chop mine up with a different knife and put it on a seperate plate…
hahah great point Lulu
Multiracial. Pescetarian. Too lazy, cheap, and incompetent in the kitchen to go full-fledged veggie. Love sushi.
After reading through a few of these blog posts, I’m beginning to wonder if I’m white after all.
(I know the same people who take this site too seriously are going to take my reply too seriously too. But I think this blog is hilarious. And no, I’m not actually struggling with my racial identity as a result of reading it.)
White people: “Let’s go do sushi tonight.”
Me (confused): “Why don’t we go do steak tonight?”
I really like doing my food …
wow – hot topic
Is there any more “ethnically pure” white culture in the world than the Japanese? Ok, so they are asian instead of euro-american but still.
So if the uber-ethnic japanese eat it, it must be a-ok.
Oh, Oh, fish are not vegetables therefore by definition they are not a vegan or vegetarian food.
i am a white fish and i do not eat sushi. i do eat sashimi, because that’s just how we roll in the salty depths of my ocean. i gobble up other, smaller fish (not too close to my own size or they may bite back/present the risk of choking), but i’m pretty indiscriminate about the colors of the fish i eat. goldfish, angelfish, even catfishes. sadly, salmon look tasty but are too big and have sharp teeth. don’t tell me it’s bland–it’s all i get to eat, but i get to flavor it with sea-water and kelp.
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This is a great post!
and fyi for the people below, sushi IS vegetarian because the word sushi actually refers to the rice sweetened with vinegar, the roll may have raw fish in it, or it may have vegetables.
While a true vegetarian cannot eat every sushi roll, there are plenty they can eat!
My parents on Jamaican one Panamanian have been feeding me sushi since i was a kid.. I have many white friends who will not eat sushi and think its gross. I never thought of sushi being a white food at all….now that makes me feel funny.
Love how people need to state that they contradict these stereotypes, or how they fit the stereotypes but why they’re still cool. Thank you for clarifying that it’s alright that you’re white and like sushi, I was worried for a second. Shit’s funny, just laugh. And for everyone who says this is stupid humor that just points out stereotypes, well great, Dave Chappelle’s doing pretty damn well so it shows the majority of people who listen to this stuff don’t agree with you. It’s not a one -liner stating a stereotype, but if you’re so offended find a new place to post.
And for all white people who don’t like sushi, this blog is more about “Stuff Upper-Middle Class White People living in Suburbia Like,” basically the demographic most people target when they mock ‘proper’ white people.
PLEASE ADD CUPCAKES (white women in particular) TO THIS LIST!!!
I for one do not like sushi. It’s disgusting.
jen, thank god you finally let us all know. we’ve suspected all along.
Sushi, the other white meat.
It’s amazing how many times I’ve told white people that I tolerate sushi, at best, and they’ve just been baffled or reacted like I told them I had an STD. It’s this great thing that people know about which makes it kind of an exclusive little club (so exclusive that 90% of all white people claim they love it) Kinda like Wine, especially because, as much as they love to consume it, they also love to talk endlessly about it, AS IF IT WERE A TOPIC OF FUCKING CONVERSATION. Almost as annoying as talking about how wasted you got last night. White people.
If you eat fish and call yourself a vegetarian, do me a favor and punch yourself in the face.
The only thing white people really love about foreign people is their food.
I agree with 93-Sara! LOL
Ok, here’s the problem… sushi snobs that order sake with sushi are not getting an authentic experience — they’re manufacturing what they think to be one. A true sushi connoisseur/snob will NEVER drink sake with sushi because the flavor of the vinegared rice and the rice wine are considered too “similar.” If you really want the experience right, switch from sake to beer once then rice starts coming out (many sushi chefs will start with several sashimi/tsukuri dishes first)– goes for both nigiri and maki (roll) sushi. FYI, rolls are ordered last as a palate cleanser and to “bulk up” the stomach– the most common choices here being kappa (cuke) and ume-shiso (salted plum). 98% of rolls served in the US are American creations. You will not find anything remotely looking like a Dragon Roll in Japan. I know… I’m a trained sushi guy.
I am white and I like sushi, and Thai for that matter. I make my redneck version (all cooked meats, only raw veggies) at home. Reading your posts has inspired my next trail roll…PORK RIND SUSHI!!! Thanks, y’all
Oh, my God, I’m Black and I just found out that I might be white based on this blog.
I mean, I like sushi, plays, graduate school, living on the water, speaking in complete sentences, etc.
But I don’t like Sarah Silverman…so maybe I can keep by Black card for the moment.
This blog is one-of-a-kind…
Although I love sushi, most white americans will not eat sushi because they are too busy eating McDonalds. This is definitely viable for elitist, upper-class, pretentious white Americans
I also find it alarming and interesting that there are idiotic white people on here who think that because they are white and most if not all of these things apply to them then they must apply to every white person on the planet. How presumptuous and downright sad. Do middle class and poor white people not count anymore? They make up the majority and you would be hard pressed to find if they apply to even one of these so-called stuff white people like.
I love sushi, and I’m white. Come to think of it, I like almost everything food wise. Don’t particularly like Mexican, but my American friends tell me it’s because I live in Europe.
I’ve got a black friend who loves sushi……..fried.
first visit back since my post.
FlipC 41:
no idea why you’re talking to me about wasabi? nowhere in my post did i say anything even marginally about wasabi.
i quote you:
‘More Stuff White People Like (2) – Not bothering with reading the comments of other people (No 30 & 31) and still referring to items in a way that has already been pointed out as being incorrect.’
…as for the ‘documentary evidence’ of the Korean origin of sushi, purely based on conversations with Korean friends, and the folks who own and operate the abovementioned sushi restaurant i frequent with my friends.
then again, i suppose if you asked a Turkish person who invented sushi, they’d tell you it was a Turk, and we all know ‘God’s an Englishman’ so why not pull out a textbook – oh wait, we have the internet right in front of us!
‘Originally sushi was very different than what we would call sushi now. In the beginning “narezushi” was sushi pickled in salt very similar to the Japanese pickles you eat today. The fish and rice were piled alternately on top of each other and pressed with stone weights. Depending on the fermentation you could get a natural sourness. The original location of fermented sushi was Southeast Asia, China, Korean Peninsula, and then it was brought to Japan.’
Source: http://en.wa-shoi.com
I am a true vegetarian (nothing with a face or a foot) and love sushi…vegetarian sushi.
I like eating sushi where there are no other white people around.
Ok you got me on the sushi, I didnt like it until someone got me drunk on Mai Tais and it tasted great. I wont go crazy looking for it and I am not a sushi snob, but I like it!
9 out of 10 pregnant white women LOVE SUSHI (not scientificallly statistically verified but you mightve guessed that) , yeh only thing you CAN’T eat – raw fish – you crave every day…
thank god for avocado rolls
Vegetarians do not eat Sushi. They may eat rolls that do not have fish though.
If they do eat fish then they are pescatarians. Although many people call themselves vegetarians who are not…so it really isn’t a big deal. Just correcting the mistake in the article.
Okay, so this is true for many white people. I love sushi and was eating the real sushi rolls when everyone else was forcing a california roll down their throat. Ugh, people who just eat sushi because it is “cool” make me sick. I love the way it tastes.. now I want some.. .great… lol
you are not a vegetarian if you eat fish.
“Vegetarianism is the practice of a diet that excludes all animal flesh, including poultry, game, fish, shellfish or crustacea, and slaughter by-products.”
So apperently some people say that fish is admissable because it’s not a mammal. WTF? I love me a good slice of anything nonstationary so when some on says that fish is vegitarian ‘ok’ i’m confused. To all ya d-bags who wana go herbavor on us i’s ok but please no exceptions.
“i eat fish because fish arnt mammals” is not a valid excuse. Fish is not really ok veggie guys and gals, so if you eat fish don’t use the label or i will personally find you and mock you.
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How can such a sharp blog have such daft readers? You really think you’re justifying your individuality, and deconstructing a stereotype by telling us all, you’re white and don’t like sushi? Or that any of us could give a flying f#©& that #95 is a “trained sushi guy”? Trained sushi guy? Are you serious?
interesting how it changed :
quote : “hated by the ‘uneducated.'”
just about 15 years ago, Koreans, japanese, and such oriental
eastern asian culture and such people in general were
considered “uneducated,” or even barbaric for the kind of food
(like sushi, which is raw fish) they consume —
and now,
whites go crazy on jap food, azn gals, la di da.
really… all I can say is..
lol.
oh and I think vegeterianism really depends on the
philosophy of the practitioner.
there’s really no right or wrong,
it’s just some ppl eat eggs, some have fish,
some are no meat or meat-related products period…
all depends…
as for myself,
I eat Everything.
mwuahaha. o n I love sushi too. 😛 mind you I’m asian
so that’s a little different than the ones portrayed in this post…
I’m a vegetarian and I don’t eat meat sushi. I love cucumber rolls & veggie rolls though. you don’t have to eat meat to eat sushi, sushi is only the rice used in the dish, not raw fish.
I think what people really love is the wasabi-spiked soy sauce. We drench everything in it.
ahahahahahahah THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN, I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE HAS ACKNOWLEDGED ALL THIS, I am actually white, but I agreee with everything that was said, mostly, except there are a few over done stereo types, but why should white people be exempt from sterotypes, so even if there is over exaggerated info, white people have been doing that to every other culture since the begining of time. And I also love that white people are trying to defend some of this stuff, guilt is for white people and the fact that they are getting defensive is really really funny, becasue you know they just feel guilty and don’t want to admit to their guilt, so that is why they get defensive. I LOVE THIS BLOG
Sashimi is like any other food. You either like it or don’t. It doesn’t necessarily make someone snobby if they like to be more adventurous with their food. I mean yea there is some kind of social class culture thing going on. But it doesn’t solely rely on that.
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i’m definitely a mid level sushi lover.
This goes back to the post about Veganism, but I really love when vegetarians tell other vegetarians what they should and shouldn’t eat. Maybe that can be a sub-post of some sort…
I am at the bottom of the sushi loving chain. I love the rolls with cream cheese, avocado, salmon and cucumbers. It is an amazing weekend when I- in no particular order: go to sushi, wake up early enough to go to breakfast, hike, watch an indie film and drink wine. Again, How caucasion am I?
White sushi lover here. Sashimi is by far my favourite, so in that respect I’m a “sushi snob” but I generally order a coke with my sushi. I eat it often, so it’s not a special meal with high expectations for the evening (it’s practically a staple food for me). Plus, I like to make sushi rolls. I don’t feel guilty about eating meat. Eating sushi just makes me feel good.
Better than fried chicken and watermelon.
I love sushi. The one that Stephine C likes is great. It’s like jew sushi. Lox and cream cheese! Yeah baby.
Sushi is expensive? You could get 4-5 rolls for the price of a good steak. But this blogger wouldn’t say anything bad about spending a crap load of money on a slice of beef cause thats good ol boy, macho man, conservative behavior. And it has become very apparent that this blog is all about the blogger’s beef with yuppie liberalism.
sorry folks but fish will never be vegetarian, and don’t give me the “i’m a pesco-veg” line because you are still lame and obviously misinformed.
i’m white, i like sushi, and i’m a vegetarian. very good job my friend
Real White people do not eat California rolls!
Funny blog! Every white person willl also always order edamame (boiled soybeans). Another reason they can brag to others that they ate at a Japanese restaurant, without actually having to eat sushi.
i’ve learned today that i am even more chronicly white then I thought. i freakin loooooove sushi. even when my skin is dirty.
The number one thing white people like?
Being White.
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“Funny blog! Every white person willl also always order edamame (boiled soybeans). ”
LOL, that’s funny… I always order edamame when I get my california rolls. It’s so good.
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I think what is the most annoying about white people who love sushi is that they think that they are truly knowledgeable about Japanese culture and that sushi and sashimi are the only foods that Japanese people eat. My wife is Japanese and when I went to visit her family in Japan we didn’t have a single piece of sushi or sashimi. Her family doesn’t like either. People in Japan eat just as much diverse food as anyone else, but you would never know that from your average Japan-o-phile sushi lover.
“Fish aren’t vegetarian …”
WHO *CARES*?!?!
Get over yourselves. Shut up and have a nice steak already?
Rather amazingly, when I visited Japan some years back, Italian food was quite popular (and really, really *good*, too).
They have egg sushi and other kinds where no animals are part of it. Granted, it is very few, but very possible to pull it off. Shrimp is my favorite sushi, by the way.
In response to #135 –
” “Fish aren’t vegetarian …”
WHO *CARES*?!?!
Get over yourselves. Shut up and have a nice steak already?”
This is a very disrespectful statement.
this blog is awesome. i’m a half-japanese, half-white person with two graduate degrees and sporty outerwear…and i have gotten a kick out of criticizing a white person for eating spicy tuna maki drenched in soy sauce.
i am both ashamed and elated. thank you for this blog.
i wish i was eating it right now
Raw fish where I grew up in the South would be considered bait. I tried sushi once…..never again.
White as charged. Very white in this category. Does being gay somehow get me off the white hook?
I had sushi last night… what the hell !! im turning into one of them!!! NOOOOO
anways, deep fried BBQ sushi is good
If you’re ever in the Dallas area, try Sushi Awaji. Ok, it’s a whitish place, but the Mamasan Rolls are awesome as is the Seabass. There’s a more authentic hole in the wall joint called Sushiyama that has $1 sushi night on Tuesdays and bento box specials on Wednesdays. Anyway, sushi isn’t for everyone, just like possum and grits and hummus.
I’m black. I absolutely love sushi. I introduced sushi to my mom, my sis, & my niece (she’s 8). They love it. My white boyfriend doesn’t like it.
Uh-oh, I really love eel.
However, I also get crappy little sushi platters from places like Trader Joes. What does that say about me?
Sushi = Bait
I think plants have feelings so we should not eat plants. Do we have feelings? Cause i think worms end up eating us…
the worst sushi snobs are japanese people who won’t try
‘new’ sushi – in japan. tunasaladamaki, karihoniyamaki – delish guys! how about cheezuhampen? not sushi but….
white people like anything japanese – it’s the whitest asian
country – wow the streets are safe, everybody is so clean,
people smile at you, people compliment you on your fabulous japanese when you name a place, they tell you they love disneyland, they know the words to ‘my way’ and
‘home home on the range’, they have the best coffee in the
world, ………….
There is such thing as a Pesci-Vegetarian, which I currently am.
They will eat solely fish and no other kind of meat. The main reasoning behind this is for vegetarians that are meat conscious due to health reasons. Fish is a lot healthier than beef, chicken, pork. etc.
Yeah, I wouldn’t touch sushi with a ten foot pole. This confirms my suspicions that I’m actually black.
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Not on my plate they don’t!
LOL ,sushi,asian girls,weed,asian girls that smoke weed while eating sushi! Now there’s a keeper!
As one born under the sign of Pisces I feel a special, close kinship with fish. As I eat them, raw. I especially enjoy eating freshly-caught red-fleshed fish aboard a sailboat, hundreds of miles offshore, while its nerves fire in their final fatal frenzy in my mouth. A raw, flaccid oyster, while absolutely delicious, simply does not have that same cachet. Thank you.
I’ve often found that groups of white people who eat at Chinese restaurants unsupervised will often order Sake. It usually goes something like this: “Hey guys, you want to order some Sake?” All:”Hell yeah!”
George W. Bush wants to envision a world where people and fish can live in harmony. But he is an idiot! Bring on the white rice and raw fish!
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In my opinion, everybody loves sushi, but white people love loving sushi.
I pooped my pants
There are sushi rolls that don’t contain fish – avocado, cucumber, sweet potato, etc..
I was sent a link to this blog several minutes ago and spent some time to read all of the points starting from the first one. Out of all of them, only eight seem to apply to me in any way with this being the last relevant one. Out of those eight, I did get a real laugh out of the rule regarding furniture.
Hi Joanne, are you the one who makes the sticky buns!?
I guesss smal flakes of your skin, and small baby fetuses.
LOL. On my plate not even you have a face, on my plate I invent own natural laws and have melted wood on my pizza!
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I think you left someone out
If I scrape the layer of polyurethane coating from my Ms. Paul’s Fish Sticks, does that make them a vegan dish or just vegetarian? I don’t think there’s any mean in fish sticks, is there?
It’s only irritating ’cause you know it’s true. Now choke yourself whitey!
Sushi doesn’t always include raw fish. Inari & cucumber sushi = love. There are also people (forgot what they’re called) similar to vegetarians who also eat fish because it’s better for their diet.
awesome!
If its back faces heaven, you should eat it.
I’m white and I HATE sushi.
i bet you’re part of that .1% that’s not pretentious, huh?
Pretty good synopsis. Especially the nod to the sushi snob. He’s 99% of the time a white, middle aged male with a paunch. He went to Japan – once. He watches Andrew Zimmern. And he thinks that his penchant for eating uni w/a raw quail egg on top puts him one step above Bill Gates on the food chain ………… ie. he’s lonely and underappreciated in his little life. So for one brief moment out of his week he knows he can sit down – alone – and have his boots licked by the sushi chef who bears no judgement upon any poor soul. The sushi chef loves you no matter who you are because you allow him to do the one thing that he loves most … slice through raw delicate slabs of pulsating water life.
mmmm sushiiiiii.
these blogs are making me laugh so hard and just say “so true.”
http://www.charlottecusumano.wordpress.com
because you are unique just like everyone else!
HAHAHA I had a friend in college who yelled at me for eating sushi ‘incorrectly.’ He also spoke Japanese and was as white as the day is long.
On a related note, I am sad to see my very very favorite sushi in existence (avocado rolls and oshinko rolls!), especially since I think they are also so very very white. Many (white) vegetarians like vegetable-only sushi! Whole Foods even sells sushi explicitly packaged as “containing only vegetable matter!”
Er, that my very favorites were not mentioned. Sorry, tired.
how lame are you?
OK. no. raw fish is not vegetarian, but since fish are in abundance in the sea, are not injected with hormones, not treated in inhumanely, do not contribute to the deforestation of rainforests, and are much healthier than other meats, many white “vegetarians” will eat them.
Me on the other hand, i was born a vegetarian, and the idea of eating any dead animal is just revolting.
The true vegetarian snob doesn’t eat fish, it’s for posers who want to be called vegetarian without the effort of actually being one.
We order inari and ume shiso rolls.
I’m as white as snow and I HATE sushi!
I’m a white bloke from the UK & I’m thinking of visiting America. If I don’t eat Sushi will I become non-white or a Republican or something?
Sushi has nothing to do with fish. Sushi is the way that the rice is made. That’s how many vegetarians can enjoy sushi. A lot of sushi these days is made with avacado, potato, or other tasty foods, and no meat.
“If its back faces heaven, you should eat it.”
might be the funniest post i have ever read
Never had sushi, but I am a vegetarian and I’ve heard they make veggie sushi.
Just found this site and it’s hilarious. I’m a white vegetarian in Portland that generally only eats omakase when I eat sushi and there are only a couple Japanese restaurants in town I’ll eat at.
pesco-vegetarian = fish eater
Black folks do eat sushi… I have proof 🙂
actually vegetarian means eating no meat of any kind, vegan means also consuming no animal products (eggs, cheese, gelatin, lard etc.) and the proper term for someone who’s only intake of meat is fish is actually pescatarian. just some fyi. : )
there is sushi made with only vegetables or with avocado or tofu. there is even frushi, which is sushi made with fruit! : )
if the sushi you ate had fish on it then you are a pescatarian, sorry. vegetarian means no meat.
SPICY MAYO. My white bros and sisters love “Spicy Mayo” so much that my favorite sushi spot charges $1.00 (for a tiny container) and gets away with it!!!
Does the kind of Stuff White People Like include things like
Truth, Equality, and Justice?
http://www.survival-international.org
The ultimate snobbery – Keep turning up ur nose at pretty much everything.. Who says u have to even eat sushi :-))
People who only eat certain types of meat don’t get a special word. There are people who eat chicken and expect to be called “pollotarian.” I’m sorry, but being picky doesn’t make you special.
But yeah, there is a lot of sushi with no fish in it.
by definition, you can be a vegetarian if you abstain from eating a meat. whether its just lamb, or its all meat.
and if you didnt consider lard meat in your other definition, you’re an idiot.
this blog is meant to be funny, not educational. why do you feel the need to correct it with trivial things?
i haven’t read all of these comments but if it hasn’t been mentioned i think we are missing out on one of the key aspects of sushi eating that draws white people in quicker than a micro-brew taste-testing stand (and it happens before you even order).
Lets not forget white people’s love for the pre-meal hot towel. what an experience for all white people. a chance to fresh’n up before breaking into the BYOB Sake or Sapporo. Even the novas sushi eater enjoys this treat. although they are unsure exactly what it is for or what to do with it. no matter what caliber of sushi eater you are, there is an instinctual sence of deservingness associated with the hot towel. what a great opportunity for white people to be unexpectedly pampered.
I’ve heard Asian people like sushi.
Don’t forget the thick, green, paste-like mixture of wasabi and soy sauce that white people dip their sushi/sashimi into. They can’t get enough of it…
I’ve also seen white folks putting a piece of ginger on top of every piece of sushi before eating it, like it was a combo.
you must be white.
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Fuck-you you chink asshole. I don’t eat sushi and I’m white.
Go back to school and take sociology faggot.
HUSH!
holla!
*sociology, faggot.
I’m BLACK and HATE watermelon! Ick!
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b/c that’s what white people do!
KiKi sounds kinky. You can eat my meat.
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i am black.
like watermelon && fried chicken (don’t forget the kool-aid!)
&& am in L O V E with sushi.
eat it four times a week.
stop all the ignorance.
make me laff!
sushi will do that!
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She sounds alright when she’s doggy style
I have the best excuse to avoid california rolls: I am allergic to shellfish!
I know alot of california rolls are made with fake crab, but the taste association is so strong, that I gag on that, too. So hooray for an awful food allergy.
I love sushi and I have never eaten a california roll in my life! Super White People powers: Activate!
This response is so white.
Yes. Go to the closest sushi restaurant ( not the “best in town” ).
Eat it with your hands sometimes ( no one cares that you know how to use chopsticks, or that you’re supposed to dip in the soy-sauce fish first and not soak the rice and it’s rude to leave the chopsticks pointing into the plate … and … and … and no one cares ).
Never order in Japanese ( you’re saying it wrong and they are making fun of you after you leave anyway ).
Don’t talk about it ( we’ve all tried and we like it or we don’t, leave it at that! ).
You’re so white.
Jessica- this blog is meant to be funny. And it is. Good God, I can’t believe there are people out there that think this is deadly serious.
And on that note, I’m veg and just order the tofu or avocado ‘sushi’ rolls!
Everything is Korean in origin, including Korea itself.
Surprise, surprise, he’s getting lazy and using the same topic =\
LOL my favorite part was the people who try to order in Japanese.
lol, Im white myself and find this site hilarious!!
Get a sense of humour people and stop being so PC about it all. We all know all the blacks that bang on about eradicating racism and white rights are the ones who cross the street when a group of white youths are walking the other way.
And guess what! Im eating sushi right now lol!!!!
can somebody please explain to me wut’s so great about eating raw fish???
Sushi is not just raw fish idiot. That alone makes you look ignorant enough for your question not to be answered.
You need to read the “Being Offended” article so you can stop saying Chink and faggot. Clearly, even pretending to be racist or homophobic makes you not white.
Great taste, healthy, light and stylish!
And it’s not just raw fish… here you will find some pix of different types of sushi:
http://www.sushikurier.ch/shop/index.php/cat/c2_Sushis—Sashimis.html
I effing love this list, and this segment particularly, as a white chick raised in Japan. Spot on!
I have to say tho, I don’t get the direction it kind of veers off to at the end…I’m vegan – I know it’s on the list 🙂 – but that doesn’t mean my ethics go on vacation or something when I go out to eat. Seriously.
When I went to Japan, I saw very little Japanese food. They seem to like Italian and Chinese, just like we do here.
Hey Sydney,
I’m travelling to Japan in September. Got any tips/have to go places?
Going to Tokyo, Osaka, Hiroshima then high speed ferry to Korea.
We have a friend in Tokyo, but would welcome any input!
Erm, fish makes up most of sushi, and it isn’t vegetarian. Pick up a dictionary, jackass.
sushi refers to the rice, jackass
Well. Now I’m craving sushi.
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You forgot to add Kraft macaroni & cheese. White college kids gobble that stuff up.
Hey Tim,
I am travelling to Japan in September, and well, since you were talking to Syndey…Do you know of any great sushi places?
I am such a jerk.
You’re forgetting that Sushi does NOT have to contain seafood, and can be prepared totally vegan. Most sushi places offer fish-free sushi made with rice and a wide variety of vegetables.
In this way us veggies can have our sushi and eat it, too.
youre fucking stupid
are u nuts??
You must be in for a triple pointer, veggie sushi is usually available for yoga students in San Francisco who shop at Whole Foods.
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white people love sushi!??
Where the heck did you come up with that?
You are wrong… again.
but the real question is why do white people put SO FEKKING MUCH soy sauce on their sushi? what’s the point of having sushi if every molecule is absolutely drenched in the stuff? who pays that much money to have salt for dinner?
Troll.
redneck alert!
haha not as special as breakfast…… priceless =]
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exactamente.
In that case, you are talking about “California rolls.”
sushi=sashimi+rice
sashimi=raw fish
Do notice that Sushi is also considered a special evening in Japan, like your father got promoted and likewise events.
Sushi—my weakness. However I did know a few black people who love it too. Does that make them white or just gay?
this whitey cant stand the stuff,how can anybody eat that crap…sooner eat me own shit….
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Ok, this one is true enough. I’m an entry-level sushi snob!
And the part about finding “the best sushi in town” – that’s me too.
I never realized I was such a stereotype. But I’m willing to be sarcastically mocked for the sake of enjoying my unagi bowl 🙂
I am white and I don’t fall under any of these. I enjoy sushi and rolls, though I do not classify rolls as sushi, but mainly because neither do the Japanese or Koreans. I don’t go to sushi bars because they are too expensive. And sake? Forget it. Apart from eating sushi, I can’t stand State-side sushi places, for it’s just not the same and way overpriced. I do, however, enjoy watching other white people try to eat it, because it often ends with predictable, yet hilarious results.
White man tries to order sushi in Japanese, butchers language. Waiter (who is usually Japanese) will either laugh as his failed attempt, or the waiter will actually be Korean, get offended for being confused for Japanese, and put something more than just wasabi under his sushi.
Finally, his food arrives and the first thing he does is reach for the soy sauce. The white man then proceeds to douse the plate with the stuff as if it’s gravy. He grabs the chopsticks, fumbles with them for a minute, then once he’s got the hang of them, tries to pick up the sushi, only to have it fall apart from being lathered in soy sauce. He looks defeated, but is determined to keep using the chopsticks because he’s under the impression that the owners of the place will be offended if he eats it with anything but the chopsticks. So he picks each rice individually and eventually gives up and grabs a spoon.
My experience with the “stereotypical” white man eating sushi, though the white people I personally know also know how to handle sushi and are not ignorant, nor fall under any of these catagories. Call me a snob for being cultured, I couldn’t care less. I’m not trying to win a popularity contest.
actually sashimi is just the raw fish itself.
and the sushi rice is made in a special way. different from regular rice.
what abt sushi parties / sushi party throwers? I know some ppl, every so often we’ll throw a sushi pary – make trays n trays of rolls (yes, rolls are sushi – which literally means ‘the art of rice’), invite a bunch of ppl, n voila! all you can eat!
I stand corrected. I researched your statement and found it to be correct. Thank you for showing me the errors of my ways (not sarcasm, honestly).
Here is a link for anyone who wants to read up on sushi and learn what it really is.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sushi
And by the way, while it is rare, white women do go for East Asian men. Just because they’re not famous doesn’t mean it doesn’t count.
You are the uneducated type that was mentioned in the article.
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This article is truth. The only thing better than sushi is losing the game.
Can’t eat it, most of it is non-veg which leads us to #32.
i have managed to be both a non-fish eater AND sushi lover (with all the white people benefits that come with both).
i only eat rolls such as cucumber, avocado, or just generically vegetable.
i receive many white points for this
OMG, I laughed so hard, soy sauce came out my nose.
My best friend is white-as-white-can-be-Italian, will only eat California rolls and kappa maki. Introduced her to negitoro rolls which she will eat reluctantly, but now she’s not talking to me after I tried to slide pieces of Hamachi (yellowtail) Hokkigai (artic surf clam) and Ama-Ebi (whole sweet shrimp) sashimi on her plate.
A buddy once asked me while at a restaurant, “How do you say grilled eel in sushi?”
I’m still trying to find someone who appreciates the finer points of Saba (mackerel) as much as I do. Stinky fishy breath afterwards notwithstanding…
Haha, culture comes from chopsticks now? Most Americans can use chop sticks, though many European whites wouldn’t consider it. Doesn’t make them less cultured, they just prefer their own culture.
I LOVE Sushi and im white and italian and black oh does that make scnce?
Just shows how pretentious us white people can be, huh? lol.
REAL sushi afficionados know that you don’t drink sake with sushi, but rather before or after. Sake is made from rice and most sushi rolls or pressed sushi are served with rice. It’s seen as redundant.
Take it from a white person living in Tokyo. It’s just not done.
There’s a whole other branch of white person sushi* eating snobbery.
The lunch time sushi eater.
This person is an underpaid downtown office worker (see 105) who regularly eats ethnic food for lunch. Thus, going out for sushi in the evening is redundant because ” … that’s all I eat for lunch.”
Note – this person will, in fact, gladly eat sushi for dinner, but not before rubbing everyone’s noses in the fact that it is an entirely mundane experience for them.
* Can substitute Mexican (authentic, not that Taco Bell Time crap), Indian, Ethiopian, Greek, etc.
Yeah.. so i like sushi.
and yes, i’m white.
but my dad, brother, mom, step mom, grandma, and most of my white friends hate it.
i’m pretty sure that liking sushi isn’t a ‘white person’ thing.
maybe hating it is a black/other race thing, but i know a lot of white people that don’t care for sushi at all.
i love the list and most of its factual; i love going to ihop for breakfast food and the whole family goes with me:]
but sushi, as far as i can tell, should be taken off of the list.
[emily]
You have three parents?
Ihop?
WKOWP
at the A.S.A. (Anonymous Sushi Addicts):
“Hi, I’m Mike, I’m white and I am a sushi addict. It’s been that way as far as I can remember and I admit in having used wasabi too on multiple occasions.”
😉
Great site btw.!
Im dumber then dog poo and I love sushi. Taste good, why wouldn’t I eat it?
I’ve never seen a black person in a sushi restaurant….
My husband and I eat sushi and we are both African – Americans.
Yup, I am white, and I love Sushi. Love catching it and love eating it. The whole having to order Sake with the sushi is only ancillary. I would drink that no matter if I was eating Sushi or not.
Now just don’t ask me for my favorite spot to eat Sushi ’cause it is already too busy and I can’t get a seat at the bar without waiting half the time.
I tend to disagree. Everyone I know absolutely despises sushi, with the exception of myself. About 65% of those people are white. It’s kind of unfair, because I can’t go all White Sushi Snob on them, and then gross them out by eating sea urchin or squid or, god forbid, eel (which is fuckin’ delicious, by the way) because they won’t touch a sushi restaraunt with a twelve-foot pole. Then the Asian dude behind the counter preparing the sushi looks at me funny because I always go to the restaraunt on my own…
Sushi = great. Pretty much the only food (except for like garden salad or something) I can think of that actually gives my stomach the feeling that i just ate something healthy, even when eating it while in the middle of a bender on cheap beer.
As for sake though, not so much. Always thought it tastes like bathwater mixed with kerosene or something. Not that I don’t “get” it – I majored in Asian languages including Japanese and speak it pretty fluently, or used to, and know Japanese culture pretty well – but never did like it.
Stuff White People Like #1,326,097 accomplished: Answering questions about ones self that no-one was asking in the first place.
Advanced White Person Level II attained.
I admit I’ve never tried sushi and I don’t ever want to. I much prefer my food cooked and from the land than from the sea. Something about raw fish makes my stomache turn.
Yeah, I always go alone too…….
We just hang out with the wrong kind of white people if you haven’t noticed.
I love how everyone makes comments like “I’m black and love (something on the website)” or “I’m white I don’t like (something on the website)”. ITS A JOKE. SAVE IT PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Maybe something white people love more than anything on this website is talking about themselves too much……
Yeah Alicia, I hear you. I believe the something that makes your stomach turns is ignorance.
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You fucking snob
You are so right!
(I’M BLACK AND I LOVE SUSHI!!!!!)
just joking. but seriously, i really do like sushi. my coworker brought some in last week. it was SOOOOO good.
Um, not all sushi is raw.
Guilty in the 1st degree on this count. Most white people I that I know do not like sushi though. They are generally far more pleasant.
I’d rather be a fucking snob than an ignorant cracker.
my future wife likes sweet potato rolls from teak. but she’s mad at me now.
THUS PROVING THAT WHITE PEOPLE DON’T HAVE A MONOPOLY ON SUSHI OR HUMORLESSNESS.
this is why i’m ashamed to be white.
i’m white and i am a hardcore sushi lover!!!!
HAHAHA! I have a couple white friends that talk about how they like sushi ALL THE DAMN TIME! We know – sushi screams culture and class – fuck you!
The more I view this site, I am beginning to think that I am not as “black” as I thought. You know sushi lover, peacoats, learning a different language, loving jazz and the blues (traveling all the way to the Mississippi Delta for it) having tons of white friends…Lawd what am I becoming!!!! Freakin Hilarious….
Could you get any more ads and links on a page. You must be making a fortune – very unwhite.
sushi is money. i love the stuff.
White people do like their sushi
SUSHI IS VERY GOOD IT NOT JUST A WHITE PEOPLE THING BECAUSE IM BLACK AND I LIKE SUSHI SO WHO EVER STARTED THIS PAGE NEED TO THINK TWICE BEFORE THEY SAY THAT BECAUSE THIS PAGE IS VERY RACIES TO MANY WHITE PEOPLE AND MOST OF THE THINGS YOU ARE SAYING ARE WHITE PEOLPE THINGS ARE REALLY NOT CAUSE ALOT OF BLACKS DOES IT TO….. VOYCE HARRELL
If you are black it is not “white” of you to like blues and jazz. You can’t call a Japanese person white for eating sushi. You made you own it.
You need to check your grammar before posting. The blogger is not being racist. I find it hilarious and I am white.
..easy, guy. No need to shout.
No. Her mom could be white/Italian and her dad could be black. Lmao how old are you? No offense.
So, you are telling me that I can never call myself vegan because I lick boob sweat and pussy juice, and my thought-to-be-vegan girlfriend swallows… You don’t sound like you are simply being white. You sound like you are something more advanced–like a suburban white person that recently moved from a small city to a metropolitan area to be hired for an unpaid internship.
so true.
i’m asian and white people will actually try and start conversations with me about sushi. i hate it. once they hear that they sort of fizzle out.
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Guess I better check the family tree… I think sushi is horrible!
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The hell I’m eatin’ raw fish and cold rice.
Now Imagine this, you are white, and now you are actually in Japan living there for years. Then you come back to any uppity town in the U.S., say Santa Barbara CA, or the D.C. area, and you go to a Sushi restaurant. Surrounded by sushi snobs, you secretly do something they would never know about, you eat your sushi like it is a regular meal! What? I know, I know, but get this, in Japan, it is no big deal to eat sushi. Sorry to bust the white person bubble on this one. Oh and it is way cheaper there too, so if you really want to act like you are “in the know” about sushi, murmur something to the waitress about how much cheaper it is “mainland” then walk off with toothpick in mouth satisfied knowing white tax has been applied in full.
PS- I have also noticed since returning from being the last Samurai that a lot of sushi places do not even come with authentic Japanese people. They will try to dupe you with Cantonese, Korean, Mandarin, not so much Thai, or even people from Singapore or Malaysia posing as Japanese. Look out for this. This will not occur in San Francisco, more like Miami or New Jersey areas.
goto –> last sentence of the first paragraph.
Voyce, buddy, you have just confirmed every (almost all of them) ‘uneducated’ stereotype there is about the blacks. Dude seriously, you can’t possibly think that your comment is remotely readable nor grammatically correct. Tip #1: DON”T TYPE IN ALL CAPS. IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME TYPING ON A COMPUTER? Tip #2: Punctuation, punctuation, punctuation. (notice the use of a period at the end of the last sentence and the proper use of what is called a ‘comma’) Tip #3: Spelling, this one is probably the most important, because we can put a group of words together without punctuation (if we have to). “BECAUSE THIS PAGE IS VERY RACIES TO MANY WHITE PEOPLE” What? … Really? Wait, … do you hear that? That’s the black race fighting to keep their footing because you just took them back one step.
@joeblowohio: highly doubt they’ll make their way there.. lol
i’m pretty sure he was making a joke.
He probably isn’t black.
white people are the devil. Just think of the sushi itself. It’s WHITE. Bunch of racies people!
haha. I crack up when I’m in a restaurant and someone is ordering in “the language” haha! ordering sushi or spaghetti, or enchiladas, unless you can accurately speak the language….stick to the English fellow whities. haha.
i do love sushi. but honestly, most of my other fellow white friends are too scared to try it.
man every 1 loves sushi and if u say u dont its cuz u wont try it. and if u was around me sayin “i dont want that shit” i would grab a trankwalizer gun and shoot they asses and when their asleep just shove that shit in thier mouths and then push it down thier throats with my weener so they can wake up and say “i love dick and sushi!!”
Because it’s raw, uncooked fish — full of salmonella and other diarhea-inducing diseases!
I like sushi . . . because I like raw meat . . . especially beef.
Yeah, White people also like Breathing air and walking upright. It’s Sushi for chrissakes, who doesn’t like it?
relax. It’s a joke.
coward! Good sushi is made of the best quality fish / meat a restaurant can get their hands on
People eat raw beef (“namagyuu”) in Japan. It is quite delicious when served over vinegared rice and under a modest portion of garlic paste.
韓国人なんだね。韓国語で書けるから自分が頭がいいと思うね。
Where did you go?
Folks might be amazed to see the fish still alive
http://japansugoi.com/wordpress/sushi-chef-cutting-live-fish-oyogu-hone-video/
Thinly sliced raw beef is also popular in Europe.
right right
I here ya, I love sushi, but a lot of my friends wont go near it, they prefer american bar/burger restaurants and stuff. Always annoying. I think the most adventuress they have gotten was Chinese…sigh.
There’s no such word as adventuress … unless it means a woman who likes adventures?
Yeah, relax and learn to make fun of yourself.
Hey BCHWB. Thats funny you said that. Thats why he wrote the book. Thats YALL thing! Who doesnt like sushi??? People who arnt White or Asian. Its a joke sweetie you know he’s right though lol! And yes I said arnt, yall, and its. I don’t care about grammer lol.
I like sushi and probably 50% of my white friends do too =)
People who aren’t white.
You like Chris Sakes too?!?! Who doesn’t like Sake for Chris?? And many sakes for him too!
Well your Not alone… Guess who has a Whole Continent full of folks that love it… Thats right Japan!
That’s not vivisection, that’s freshness!!
But my favorite is still the “two-legged sushi” …get it?!! eh? eh? harharhar! … no?….ahh….I’m goin back to craig’s list R+R…
Your poor Philistine friends … maybe you can give them lessons on being as worldly and cosmopolitan as you?
Me. Every time I’ve tried it, it tastes like mushy shit.
Good call. The continent of Japan.
North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia, Antarctica. And Japan.
Based on some of the responses here on SWPL, whitey is having a bit of a hard time with the English.
your = belonging to you
you’re = you are
ENGLISH, MOTHERF***ERS, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
HAHAHAHA
THAT’S HILARIOUS.
/sarcasm
This is hilarious! I am actually a white sushi chef… I would like to find a funny article on that
OK I have a great embarrassing white person story:
I went to visit my advanced level white friend in New York and he took me to a sushi restaurant. I, being from flyover territory, had never eaten sushi before, but not wanting to seem uncultured, I pretended to be really into it. I was like “Oh yeah I LOVE sushi! I heard NYC has the best sushi!”
I put the first sushi in my mouth (the kind with the slab of fish on top) chewed and tried to swallow, but instead vomited all over my plate. The texture of the raw fish was just so disgusting to me I couldn’t handle it.
Needless to say my white person status was immediately diminished, but I can still take solace in the fact that I love really spicy Thai food.
I can only handle unagi.
I LOVE sushi, but I tried it for the 1st time for a white girl… It grew on me
I’m a vegetarian and I don’t eat sushi made from fish, but the Japanese restaurant near me offers avocado roll. I realize it’s in no way authentic but I can’t get enough of it. Does this make me painfully white? 🙂
Before I became vegetarian I ate all kinds of sushi but I think I never really made it past level 1 white peopleness.
We can’t forget all the action that happens at a sushi bar too.
Hawt or not, sushi bars draw interesting men…and women.
http://muttslikeme.wordpress.com/2009/03/05/back-at-the-bar/
I’m vegan and I love sushi without fish of course. My favorite is avocado!
I’m a white sushi chef, where does that leave me?
Seaweed is disgusting. The only thing I can eat at a sushi place is tuna sashimi with lots of wasabi in the soy sauce.
isn’t that called rice?
Sushi is just vinegar rice.
sushi and canned tuna are the biggest culprits to the depletion of tuna stock in the ocean. it is supposed to be a luxury food, but people are eating them so often that they’re running out, people even buy them for their cats … poor tuna 😦
As my hero.
Come to think of it, I haven’t either.
I also don’t think I have ever seen a Hispanic person at a sushi bar.
In Los Angeles, it seems as though sushi is popular with just Asians and white folk.
I love sushi and I always order it with hot sake. I am not a sushi purist as I usually start off with a rainbow roll as a kind of sushi sampler. Then I progress to a (not too) spicy scallop hand roll, freshwater eel, an Uni shooter (if they have one — not every sushi bar in L.A. does) and then some Toro.
For a good sushi bar in Studio City I recommend Teru Sushi on Ventura Blvd. near Laurel Canyon. Good sushi and good atmosphere.
Sushi is my main pet hate. Its revolting. People only pretend to like it because its fashionable and food is not fashion…
hey now…
I’m vegetarian and I don’t eat fish..
they do happen to have veggie sushi though..
def one of my favorites..
god damn I’m white.
Oh hi, you must be black.
I like Sushi because it tastes good. Is there something wrong with that?
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I love sushi, walks along the beach and horror movies…simple stuff really
You know what’s hysterical? Nothing brings me greater bane, condescension, or anger than my public admission of how much I loathe sushi. Frequently, people turn up their nose at me, roll their eyes, and say “Oh, that’s because you’ve never had *good* sushi.” Because of my ‘white guilt,’ I have had sushi more than a dozen times, in many cities, and more than one country. I always hate it.
I don’t understand it, you’re allowed to not like potatoes and red meat, yet I can’t hate sushi? My In-Laws use it as a perpetual reason to label me a ‘picky eater’ with no adventure for food, while they revel in their red-wine and pretension.
I’m so hungry for sushi right now. I’m the sort of white person that prefers nigiri or makazushi with a fleshy fish, such as tuna, mackeral, or salmon, but not yet elite enough to order Omakase. I am in this regard held back by my razor thin graduate student’s budget.
Now if you will excuse me, I need to get back to my fair trade coffee and Zizek.
BTW, you are awesome.
I thought I was clear of most of the things on this list until this one. A shitake or an eel roll sounds really good now. Ugh, I feel like such a tool now, haha
My wife works at a Japanese hairdressers where white people (Right Sort) get there hair cut. I explained this to a colleague and he said, ‘Ah, like hair sushi’. Precisely.
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Please excuse the patronising look on my face as I type this but I just KNOW that you people are not pronouncing the Japanese names for the abovementioned foodstuffs as the Japanese do. It’s not “sushi” – it’s “sushi”! And if I get any one of you coming up to me and say you want a “felafel kebab” in that middle class suburban accent of yours then I’ll giggle and culturally lord over you as I say “don’t you mean “felafel kebab”? And don’t get me started on Itallian cuisine!
Cmon – White up!
hehe, way 2 true. I do love sushi. Im not any of those “levels of white person Sushi love” (amazingly titled by the way, haha) because I enjoy everything, eat sushi anywhere and would never dream of trying to speak japanese. I cant even speak french, and I took french classes for like…. 5 years. haha.
good clog though. Love it.
Actually, from my experience, the best sushi is in Los Angeles (where I live).
I have had sushi is Pittsburgh, NYC, Baltimore and San Francisco to name a few. The sushi in NYC, which I thought would be awesome was merely average (at least at the 2 sushi bars I have eaten at there). The SF sushi was pretty decent but the sushi in Pittsburgh and Baltimore was average at best.
There are a lot of great sushi bars in the greater L.A. area along with some pretty mediocre ones. Two of my favorites are Teru Sushi in Studio City and Sushi on Brand in Glendale.
I have eaten sushi for 25 years now and love it. I always have hot saki when ordering sushi — it doesn’t get any better than that!
Making money is unwhite?
Since when?
The real word is calling and wants to know when you will be coming back.
The one cool thing about a sushi bar (from my experience, anyway) is that you can go to one by yourself and not necessarily look out of place.
Eating at a sushi bar is a very social experience and I often times will get into a conversation with someone sitting next to me, especially after I have had a sake or two (or three or, wait, no, 3 is about my limit).
I have to admit that I have not seen too many African Americans at the sushi bars I frequent in L.A. In Los Angeles, sushi seems to be predominately a white people thing.
I good friend I used to work with and went out for sushi with is black but alas, we have fallen out of contact and have not seen eachother in quite a while.
Too bad because he was a really good guy whose company I really enjoyed. It also qualified my for one on the items on the list of SWPL: having black friends.
I guess I would be a sushi snob …
The sushi levels are 100% on point. Good job.
http://www.beabetterproducer.com
we dont like it cuz it makes us cultural, we like it cuz it tastes really good.
I’m a vegan and DON’T eat fish (only the fake vegetarians do) but I love vegetable sushi. Avocado sushi is the best. Yum. I’m a mix of Asian and White but I seem to have a bunch of the white qualities listed (coffee, Vespas, veganism, sushi, hating my parents, loving travel, etc.) I think this blog describes urban liberals (of any race), not white people. I live in rural southwestern Ohio and the (white) people around here are the complete opposite of the people described on this blog.
I WANT A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Can one million RICH WHITE PEOPLE send me one dollar apiece, puh-lease????
I don’t want money from any Asians, or Blacks or Hispanics. You guys NEED your money. I only want one dollar apiece from RICH WHITE PEOPLE who seem to WASTE their money on raw fish known as sushi.
Waste it on me instead. Thanks so much! (First person who comments “You ARE a waste.” is a rotten egg. You thought it. I know you did. Stop lying. See? I knew it.)
http://thepighasacurlytail.wordpress.com/million-dollar-fund/
SUshi!
That’s because you live in the hills, hillbilly!
It’s called being a pescatarian.
HILARIOUS,THE WHOLE DAMNED BLOG IS HILARIOUS
this blog is friggin amazing! i’m only half caucasian, but according to this blog, i shall be deemed at least 85% white. may i suggest writing about the word “dude,” bonfires on the beach, and naming their pets after writers, poets, and artists that only “highly-educated” white people have ever heard of (or pretend to when they hear the name). may i also suggest switching Coffee to Starbucks… it’s much more accurate 😉
I agree!
Especially the sophisticated dog names….
I’m loving the parts about how people who aren’t white can use all this stuff to their advantage.
I’m a vegetarian, but my biggest vice is sushi. I’ve yet to be able to give it up.
I had sushi a few times with family friends or bought in a Ralph’s (a package of California Rolls for $5 when on sale), the acquired taste for sushi and sashimi (never had that in years) involves a fascination for new different foods. Yeah, it’s uncooked fish except scientific research confirmed why the Japanese eat raw fish: The fish is cleaner as a result of its oceanic environment compared to land animals must be firmly cooked to be eaten, and certain peoples/countries living around oceans would eat more seafood (such as sea urchins, crabs, octopus, squid, jellyfish and kelp-seaweed) than a landlocked people dine more on beef, pork, lamb or chicken. +
The trend of sushi seem to have started in California in the 1970s, in part white people living in the state gotten over the fear of Asians (just kidding though). Before WWII, most cities in the state had a small Chinatown, Nihonmachi (little Japan) or sections where Koreans or Filipinos inhabited like in older sections of Torrance, Cal. My Mom’s family friends are of every race known, therefore she was invited to a Japanese dinner in the 1960s by a couple who are interned during the war. Sadly it taken over a century for racism to dissipate against Asians, and like anything Japanese, to eat sushi was a sign of “uncivility” to eat raw/uncooked meats. Today, the upscale white folk in beach-facing parts of west Torrance forced out older residents further inland.
Native American tribes in western themed novels, movies and TV shows are always eating raw meat: be it horses, sheep, venison and fish. You may hear many people argue this is racist or only animals not people are wired to eat raw/uncooked animals. Any of you knew the Quinaults and other Pacific Northwest tribes hunted whales for food too? SAVE THE WHALES, but not save the Indian. +
Mike from Mike, raw fish is meant to be eaten immediately. The blood is always gone and was handled properly by restaurant staff. No risk for salmonella, e-coli or typhus in a sushi bar, or any restaurant in the U.S. Get your hands on it by washing your hands! Get it? +
ROFLMAO. Accurate depiction of sushi bars. This will not occur in San Francisco? Most of the Japanese-American residents were pushed out of there since WWII. I have a (white person moment) online friend from Penn. born in NYC of Japanese parents, she showed me an online source from the Japanese embassy on more Japanese live in NY city than in California or Hawaii. Her husband is British (Welsh) whose parents never had a racial issue of his partner, but her Japanese grandparents sure have. Japanese-American families tend to be more intermarried or racially mixed, but she believes Californian whites claiming Japanese descent or the “out of closet” Japanese pretending to be Chinese are disturbing trends of how racism was damaging to the Nisei/Sansei. Now on the sushi bars, how can you be sure the owners are Japanese? May be Japanese-Mexican and Peruvian, no matter this is in Houston or Vancouver. +
(This is Michael again, I’m about to leave in a few mins. to get my check cashed in a bank, a white person thing)
I ate eel, squid, octopus, fish eggs (like small salty pills) and some kelp, other things used as bait on a fishing trip. Why on earth she won’t talk to you for the choice of fish you ate? I don’t see the point except she thought east Asians eat anything. Then again an Asian character on King of the Hill, a prime-time animated show said this about rednecks.
Any of you want to eat snails? frog legs? roast horse meat? garlic-masked cheese? and enough strong smelling beer to wash it down? This is what white people use to eat in order to look like culinary geniuses: ”Le cuisine haute Francaise”. Here, have some Okra (a pea-pod soggy when cooked) from Okra-homa if you’re on a no-carb/low-calorie diet. +
Sushi is great!
It is funny how they have marketed sushi as if something we’d eat everyday in Japan.
what about our great natto? katsudon?
Ok if the white people really want to be considered as if they really know about Japanese culture or ‘educated’ or simply rich enough. They should try out kyo-ryori. That’s much more class!
Sushi should not be eating with Sake. It’s like having rice with… rice *LOL* Sushi is usually eaten with regular beer like Kirin or Asahi
I’m black and sushi is my favorite food wait why am I here….
Your not a vegetarian Christine, your pescetarian, and yes that is a real thing.
Sushi is expensive, for those who love to eat fish (salmon, for example) can go to Wal-mart and buy a 2 foot-long frozen salmon pack for (get this): $5 (and $1 off coupon)! The 99-cent stores sell rice boxes or bags for less than 50 cents and canned veggies for under $1 in Food-4-Less. +
who the heck eats this shit? raw fish? that is for the orientals or the japan people. it seems like a white thing to impress those pseudo-intellectuals as they drink their 5 dollars coffees and can discuss the violin or viola parts. get a life. eat a friggin hungry man dipshits.
You know, I would LOVE to see you try this. Sushi isn’t just raw fish- it’s raw fish that’s safe (and tasty) to eat uncooked. Fish must be absolutely fresh in order to be sushi-grade. That frozen grocery store salmon for 5 bucks? It will be unpalatable when you try to eat it raw, and it may give you food poisoning. If you’re lucky, you’ll just get diarrhea.
Yeah because fish from Wal-Mart is SUCH a good idea.
You are stupid. “Eat a friggin hungry man,” yeah, no thanks you “dipshit” cannibal. Are you saying asians (or Japan people as you so intelligently put it) arn’t hungry or men? You’re the kind of white person that I don’t like. And using pseudo in a sentense doesn’t make you very smart either. I learned that in like third grade….
I learned how to spell sentence in third grade too.
get some white friends.
Thank god you aren’t white. We wouldn’t want a sensitive pussy like you to be a part of our amazing race!
you seem very offended are you white?
LOL I saw this site on http://www.DanielDickey.com and I must admit it’s just as funny!!
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What makesme laugh are all the middle classs white folk at Yo Sushi in Fenwicks (large department store in Newcastle) on Saturdays, who have also taken along little Ollie or Ellie, to show the other white middle class folks how sophisticated and cosmopolitan their toddler is. The children will sit there for five minutes while daddy sits there smugly looking at the other ‘diners’ reactions to his little gourmets. Yes, it is an educational experience for them, and later he will be able to drop it casually into the conversation at a dinner party…but what’s this? Ollie, age 2, is throwing the food onto the floor and ellie, age 4, realising that this is not something she recognises as food, has begun screaming for chips and coke, and this embarrasses him because he doesnt want the other diners to think he is that kind of parent! Clutching his wriggling infant and practically dragging his daughter who is now in full tantrum, he exits the restaurant area and goes quickly to the sweets counter…….
I’m a vegan–no sushi for me! 😛 Some of us really do love ALL animals.
Though inari–the sticky rice in a sort of wrapper, I don’t know–is delicious.
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lets not forget that adding cream cheese is a must. especially for white women. and if a white person asks for seafood sauce as an additional side, then you can be sure they are seasoned in the sushi world.
i’m white and i love sushi haha, this site is great
I am in agreement.
Nattou is very good, I have only had chance to have it twice (hard to get in Kazakhstan here, as well as Sushi) – but when I lived in America, it seems white people do not like to touch it for some reason… despite I hear it is eaten much more daily in Japan than sushi.
Kyo ryouri sounds cool. I wish we could get it in Kazak..!
I’m ok with sushi, not a fan of Uni, or Unagi. Never could get past the texture of Snottau. There are also a lot of American foods I don’t care much for either. I know most liberals would be horrified, but I think Korean food is much better.
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THANK YOU!! I hate sushi with a passion.
If the only animal flesh consumed by a person is fish, they are not a vegetarian. Vegetarian= no animal flesh. Pescetarian= no animal flesh excepting fish.
Just read the site and laugh. That is all you are required to do. Leave the wording of the jokes to the blogger.
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It feels great to self-righteously correct others, doesn’t it? King/Queen of the world!!!
Give me some fried chicken wrapped up in some mashed potatoes roll type, and ill call it sushi and eat that right up
That really isn’t sushi at all. There’s no rice in it.
A true standard in comedy blogging.
Another great site is http://www.SomethingYouShouldRead.com
As a Chinese, sushi-hating is a must. However, I’ve tried it once and didn’t like it….
Must you constantly spam every page on this website…?
I love sushi. Because it’s DELICIOUS. 😀 Anything with avocado in it is my favorite. And what’s fun is you’re eating something whiter than you are.
Im whiter than holy hell and i dont like sushi much.tried it once never liked it.
“For some reason, most white people who say they are vegetarians will eat Sushi.”
At the risk of sounding like that snob (and probably repeating something others have noted), there are plenty of kinds of sushi that don’t involve fish. Like cucumber rolls. Or nattou rolls. Or the ultimate Japanese delicacy, corn-mayo rolls.
Then you’re the “wrong kind” if white person
We just found a white person here guys!
What an asshat.
I used to eat Sushi everyday since its cheap in Okinawa. everything from crab to sea urchin to sea cucumber. we use to go fishing for sea urchins and just eat em right at the beach, bust open the urchin, and just eat it alive. Of course im not white, but my friend was, and he was one of those “non-educated” white guys in the military. Got to love the white guys in the Military, they’ve seen more of the real shit , and experienced more than you westcoast liberal whiteboy shits. the so called “cultured” shitbags.
IF you’re not eating in it on Rice, it isn’t sushi. 🙂
You’re just eating live/raw seafood.
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I’m an entry level sushi snob and proud!
Sushi is food from Japan, It’s amazing food
I fit the mold on a number of the topics on this blog, but I hate sushi, and love to make fun of those who eat it.
dude, i get this website is a joke, but come on. a lot of people like sushi and marijuana and all that other stuff you talk about. and even the white people who do like the stuff you mention dont always have the crazy stereotypes you like them. im white and i love sushi and will eat almost any except shrimp (can’t stand shrimp sushi)t i dont look down on people who wont eat it. hell, more sushi for me. and snobs come in all colors.
You don’t get the joke. Sorry.
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you just can’t stay away from that stuff!
Actually, Sushi was created in China. And yes, it IS amazing!
I find this site to be a lot less of a sweeping generalization when I replace “white people” with “hipster.” That’s really what’s being discussed here, right? Some of these things are ubiquitous. Lots of people like coffee. Lots of people like sushi. By and large, however, this site is really describing urban, generation-x, upper-middle class, liberal-minded individuals. I know lots of hipsters, but they all deny (sometimes passionately) any assertion that they may be a hipster. I may be a hipster. If that’s true, I’ll deny it until the day I die.
Look at it this way: most of the people who wear Ed Hardy are white, and hating people who wear Ed Hardy is number 124 on the list, so does that mean you have to hate yourself if you’re white and wear Ed Hardy? That’s called a paradox, Ema N. If you sub in “Hipster,” then the universe makes sense again.
Further, I think you should rest assured in the fact that the author of this site probably doesn’t consider you to be a “white person.” That’s almost insulting, right? OK, now try the formula using the previous passage:
**Further, I think you should rest assured in the fact that the author of this site probably doesn’t consider you to be a “HIPSTER.”
Feel better? Me too. Let’s try a few more:
**Regardless if you are vegetarian, vegan, or just guilty about eating meat, all HIPSTERS love Sushi.
**But there are different levels of HIPSTER Sushi love.
**When HIPSTERS get Sushi they all want to order Sake to complete the authentic experience.
Here’s the bottom line. We all know the author of this site was really making fun of hipsters, not white people in general. Whether malice was intended or not is irrelevant, because people are going to get offended no matter what. What’s funny is the author’s mistake is what made this site so popular. If the title was “Stuff Hipsters Like” then it would just be another stupid blog. It wouldn’t offend anyone, because nobody thinks of themselves as a hipster.
Hey Ray, I was raised on the west coast eating oysters that I picked and fresh spot prawns…… Sorry man West coast is the best coast except for kalifornia. We know how to live with out means.
No. Finally you have the elite sushi snob. These people don’t eat sushi unless they are in Japan. When white sushi snobs call them out for dinner they explain how anywhere outside Japan not enough attention is paid to freshness of the fish (except in some select restaurants they approve of). These elites visit villages along coastal Japan and eat sushi at restaurants located next to piers where the fish is unloaded, while staying at minshuku (Japanese bed and breakfasts) operated by fishermen on coastal islands.
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I want to know what’s up with white Americans’ obsession with EVERYTHING Japanese. Anime, dressing up like manga characters, marrying Japanese, wanting to MOVE to Japan, it’s getting a little out of hand. Much like whites trying to be “urban”, they just can’t take the shallow upper-middle class normalcy that dictates their boring lives.
_^o^_ I ❤ Sushi!!!
the best thing is, when white people or bananas ask “that sushi place is really good!!” And they are owned by Korean and/or Chinese… Or Vietnamese and/or Filipinos!!
Don’t tell me when authentic Japanese people’s restaurant have wrong kind of tempura sauce or sushi sauce.
First of all, tempura sauce IS NOT sweet.
Second of all, there is no such thing as sushi sauce!!!
Don’t lecture me about it. I’m Japanese
This is correct. I’m white, a vegetarian, and I love veggie sushi, had it for dinner last night.
Here’s something kinda wierd…
I can’t drink beer with food. Not with burgers, not with pizza. Nuthing. Nope. Ew. Don’t like it. But with sushi I must have a beer. Don’t know why.
not trying to show off at all, cuase I am guilty of more than half this list. I live in Japan (bam… thats about 10 right there including sushi). Even living in Japan I fall somewhere in between the bottom two levels. To be honest, rolls are pretty rare compared to nigiri and sashimi. I really miss American sushi. Overall I enjoy it much more than the real thing. Spicy crunchy super fried shrimp roll is the bomb. Most rolls they have here are really basic. JUST tuna. or JUST nato. Or just a piece of cucumber. To be fair I have never been to a top of line sushi place. I cant afford it. An average meal at a good sushi place in Japan is around 100$ and I probably wouldn’t like or even be able to swallow 75% of it. I do eat raw meat (horse and beef are my favorite with a little sesame oil… no really) but a lot of it just isn’t good to my pallet. I have heard about all these “rules.” How to eat sushi. Its pretty hard core. I have also never seen ANYONE do it. Japanese shove sushi into their mouths in as many different ways as we eat a McDonald’s hamburger and fries. But like I said I have yet to step foot in a high end sushi joint. I just go to your everyday average joint that anyone and everyone can enjoy on a down to earth normal salary.
The greatest affirmation of a white person’s worth is the Sushi chef being so impressed with your orders that he creates something for you to try for FREE. OMG, he is acknowledging your sophisticated palette and rewarding you.
So…ONLY Japanese can make sushi? What, is it genetic? If you go to Japan and learn how to make it, why would it matter what your ethic background is?
With that said, yeah, actually I do agree with you. A sushi place I used to enjoy sold it to a Korean couple, and after that, it was shit.
you are awesome! i am an Asian. but i think i am half white inside….i love some of the shit white people likes. I LOVE WHITE PEOPLE…moreover, i love big titties white gals…not too much for all the white dudes…white gals “sushi” is smelly but…more doable…and white gals have a better sound system…but i heard that back gals are also loud but then again, i have to maintain my Asian culture…
I will be sure to take my white boss to the best sushi place in town..Thanks!!!! Again, i LOVE You, white people…dont stop drinking that Latte and Zen tea!!!!!!!
lmao, as I do know people like this.
But I am vegan, don’t eat fish, and despise sushi of any and all sorts.
Meanwhile, American fast food is a hit in Japan! McD’s, KFC, Pizza Hut, Burger King, wendy’s, Domino’s pizza…and all the good stuff known to make 70% of Americans fat/obese. The Japanese people’s average height and weight changed over 2 or 3 generations, they grew 3 ins. taller and 50 pds. heavier from the changes in lifestyle by western influences. I wonder any white people or all Americans of all colors will start to shrink, lose weight and eat sushi in 3 generations.
Nobu 57 is the Mecca of Sushi for White People
Wall Street Douchebags expense their sorry ass brokers to take down gallons of over priced sake, black miso cod, and kobe beef dumplings.
And of course, a side order of fatty tuna that costs more per gram than the coke they will inhale as a digestif.
And if they want company, there are always plenty of Cougars Cougars prowling the bar below.
Nobu 57. It doesn’t get any whiter than this…
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You should stop writing these, you’ve only gotten ONE right.
my sister is a born and raised Vietnamese in Vietnam. She is half black. She has not lost her culture. you are an idiot.
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you forgot one thing that white people love about sushi – it’s fucking delicious.
You are a fucking idiot.
I am white and I do not have to read your article past the “all white people love sushi.” Not all white people love sushi. This white person will never ever ever even try sushi. Hello, raw meat? Want a quick way to get worms? Disgusting. Unless its a fruit or a vegetable, I dont eat it raw. Icky icky icky.
Are you including Asians as white people? They love raw fish.
Ehhh, you forgot the oh, i don’t know how many countless number of Japanese and other Asian types that love Sushi…
Awesome! At work here the cafeteria is having a sushi day. It’s a hit with the white people and black people. But what got me puzzled was that i’ve tried Sushi and I find it tastes like pouring soy sause into a glass of water. I never understood the hoopla, then i thought about the people who love it. White snobs who think eating sushi gives them a Japanese experience and thus making them more cultured and accepting of other cultures (aka better then you).
So i then googled “why do white people love sushi)……and this site came up!
I am black and Puerto Rican and I actually love sushi
SUSHI is so tasteless.
How come this list doesn’t have cheese burger, hot dog, popcorn, soda, gym, BBQ, cupcake, and bagel?
🙂 i think because this list is about those things that white people over other races tend to like to the point of solemn obsession – coz then it becomes ‘satirable’.
‘gym’ (or rather fitness/working out) and ‘bbq’ might qualify, but the rest are just indulgences but not obsessions, and/or not exclusive to white people, and perhaps things that the blogger would label stuff ‘the wrong white people’ likes. someday when it becomes fashionable to know particular and perhaps foreign types of cupcakes so as to be the first to tell people about them, cupcakes might make the list! 🙂 coz then it would be funny.
You know who also likes Sushi? Japanese people. Youre a fucking idiot
@ Carlos
I’m sure Asians enjoy sushi too, but I have never seen them at any tables in the sushi places I frequent, just serving the stuff.
Blog, hilarious. Comments on blog, almost universally depressing. How to convince readers that these are jokes about “hipsters”, for hipsters? Apparently, impossible task.
Really.
I’ve given up on reading the comments for the same reason. People just don’t understand.
Hipsters? Hipsters are Jr.-Level white people, dog. Expand your horizons.
🙂 this website is raciast
you’re an idiot.
aww white girl getting offended :[ want some sushi?
sushi is overrated lol i bet the sushi bar staff are like “these ppl like this stuff? eww”
Clander you fucking racist cracker. I’m going gang bang your white mother and grandmother up the ass with my black friends and then go after your wife. Suck my asian cock.
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Sushi is actually vinegared sticky rice. Sashimi is the raw fish we think of when we hear “sushi”. Yet another thing most whiteys don’t know.
LOL I saw this blog on http://www.DanielDickey.com (The MTV VJ) and must admit it’s just as funny!!!
Hahah I know! People are so lame! No sense of humor out there.
Suggest counseling.
White people, well all people, also enjoy http://www.NakedHipster.com. Mainly because the girls are hot and don’t have clothes on. Usually those two things go well together. You know, the hotness and the nakedness.
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Sushi reminds me of licking asian pussy, that’s why I like it.
I just had some too, yum. The pussy that is.
ok… i admit everything written here is 100% correct.
Sure you weren’t just masturbating in your mom’s basement?
What can I say?…I can’t deny my love of sushi!
I’m white, my best friend is chinese and when we go to sushi we pretty much eat the same kinds of food. We love rolls, but also will eat nigiri. Are we both entry-level sushi snobs? Would this label be a function of whitey-ness or is just a lack of easy-breezy Japanezzy blood qualify one for sushi snobbery?
this blog makes me lol. ah self-depreciative humor, it’s so Canadian. hahahaha!
I feel trendy when I eat sushi and I am proud of it xD
I’m an entry-level sushi snob … I must be cooler than I thought.
When I first tried sushi which was a few months ago, I nearly vomit when I ate something green and bitter that was around the sushi. I do not really understand what is the difference between a 5 dollar sushi PIECE and a 3.99 Sushi rolls, so yeah I ended up buying the cheaper one.
Eventually I ended liking the sushi. And you know how it ended making me feel? Totally asian…which I am….lol.
I am caucasian, and I first tried sushi when i was very young along with my older sister. Were the only people in our family who like it and somehow feel slightly more highly valued than my other sister and our cousins. Whenever we get together we always go out to eat some form of expensive sushi or authentic asian food and we have been told that were noticed more by guys when eating sushi. this made me laugh sooo hard because i know it was completely correct!
What about the Wasabi?!
I did notice this when visiting US of A but at least here in
Finland every sushi-place has many different kind of _real_ vegetarian makis and nigiris (how the fuu do you conjugate this in English?). Then again, I guess everything is better in Europe – at least for hipsters;)
I thought we were eating it because it’s delicious and because it’s one of the healthiest dinner options there is in America, not because it’s in our genetics to feel superior. Huh. How strange…
This comment is the best possible response in the ENTIRE world!!!
I’ll never like sushi =)
Sushi stops being healthy after it is fried and covered in spicy mayo (this is usually the kind of roll us white people order). And if anyone comes to me and says, “Hey! *I* don’t order those *Americanized* rolls. I enjoy the pure, raw fish,” well, you’ve reached sushi snob status.
Vegetarians and vegans can still eat cucumber and avocado rolls with no fish. Those are awesome (and I’m not white).
You are ignorant. I’m white and hate sushi
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or it just tastes good
I’m white and I hate sushi.
You racist!
F*** them crazy vegan/vegitarians. Also, I am guilty of being a white man who loves sushi, rolls and sashimi.
Why is it even worth making fun of anyone who likes sushi. I’m black and I enjoy sushi. Its most of my white friends that won’t eat sushi or any meat that isn’t chicken.
Yeah… I’m white, and I cannot stand sushi. It’s one of the few foods I absolutely refuse.
This website should be renamed “Stuff I Think White People Like.” You’re clueless.
I just discovered your book (Stuff…). VERY funny. Especially liked the reference to dogs being food…too funny!
I wish I’d written it.
So you are the one non-stereotypical white person. This book is a generalization, making fun of the things most (but not all) white people do..
But good on you for making your point. I bet the author really took it to heart. He’s probably revising a new edition of this book espeically for you! 😉
Sincerely,
Smarter than you!
Guilty. Nailed me here. I’m a sucker for sushi of any variety, even the flash-fried imitation crab abominations. And I am white as hell…
I’m not offended by what’s on the list: I’m offended by what’s NOT on the list. I’m white, and I love fried chicken and watermelon. Every white person I know LOVES fried chicken and watermelon. I don’t see either of those on the list. By the way, what is an Assist (#4)? Someone has called me anal. That doesn’t make sense though. Who likes anal people?
hey i love sushi and im white!
You spelled にぎり|握り|”nigiri” wrong. Obviously you are not enlightened enough to comment on the matter.
I eat sushi cuz it’s yummmmmy! I eat anything that’s yummy. Maybe that’s why I’m fat.
The few people in my life like sushi. My brother and nephew are the only persons close to me who enjoy it like I do. My brother and I were eating sushi in the early 1960’s when we were invited to a Japanese co-worker of my dad’s who would serve a New Year’s Day feast of foods from his background. Because my girlfriend does not like it, I have to grab it when I can by myself, and that’s usually at a cheap, hole-in-the wall kind of place mostly frequented by Asians. Sushi may be a Southern California “white” thing, but I doubt that it is as big as it is here in other parts of the U.S. I eat sushi because I like it, not because it’s “in.”
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I jack off on sushi and give it to people if different ethnicities.
sushi dishes is naturally yummy, nutritious and tempting! so, people well always love it! it’s very popular worldwide not just to the white peps. Like the So Good Sushi Bar which offers lots of sushi specialties in Nice France.
sushi dishes is naturally yummy, nutritious and tempting! so, people well always love it! it’s very popular worldwide not just to the white peps. Like the So Good Sushi Bar which offers lots of sushi specialties in Nice France.
last i recall.. vegetarian meant VEGE… as in VEGETABLE.. thus i don’t think if one digests animal product they’re more or less a MEATatarian.
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If you all like Sushi that’s okay. Sushi is bland, and not as savory as soy dishes
yea, can’t argue here. I’m white as fuck and i’m a goddamn sushi snob, hell even my mom who does not like sushi loves California rolls, my other friends like sushi. Like i don’t think people should get too mad at this because it’s pretty funny that yea, white people like me fucking love sushi. While for myself, it’s more for the taste rather then the “exotic” allure it holds, I would not be shocked if the idea of it being an “exotic luxury” was why a ton of other white people like it.
I’m white, and not “uneducated” and hate sushi. That’s an over generalization, and overtly racist to say white people eat this shit! Beside the way it’s artfully made and presented, it don’t take a genius or sophisticated taste to eat raw food, actually it’s a pretty archaic way to eat, ala Neanderthals!
And for the racist idiot that said “whiteys” don’t know that sashimi is the raw fish and sushi is rice sticky with vinegar, sushi has raw fish moron, just because it has sticky rice doesn’t make it any less raw. And whiteys has a (‘) after the y, you uneducated illiterate idiot!
I literally just Googled “the fuck is up with sushi” becauase I don’t get it and this was the second result. This is the best thing I’ve read in my fucking liiiife
Really, all white people like sushi. You’re an idiot.
sounds like you have a lil dick and are a cry baby . Don’t hate on whitey because you can’t get a piece of ass ,cuz you’re to busy whining about how people order their sushi . Remember your surroundings like poke mom before you get side swiped in a crosswalk while your stuck on your phone . How in the f do you order your sushi ? Mm mm lemme guess one item at a time . Your article is lame
I have a rule..I’m a vegetarian most of the time but sometimes I choose to eat fish or seafood. I will eat a living thing if I can take it from its life to its death..and I have no problem doing this with fish. I would eat other meats if I wanted it enough to kill it. Would you be able to slaughter the meat you then eat? That’s real white people..our American people bullshit. Large portions of people in the world can manage this. Many of our citizens can’t even call meat by its real name as they gobble it up! 😋
This is the most ridiculous AND racist piece about white people I have ever heard. It is in no way founded in fact, just(obviously) one black person’s hostility towards white people. I am a white woman who detests any kind of sushi. Cold, raw seafood? Ugh!! I grew up in a Lithuanian household. My grandparents fled Hitler in the late 1930’s and came to the U.S. We grew up in a very blue collar neighborhood. Meat, potatoes, and vegetables from our garden were the staple. To suggest that firstly, ALL white people EAT sushi is ignorant; secondly, to suggest ALL white people who eat sushi only eat it to display some sort of elitism, is so racist, I can hardly believe someone actually posted this. Absolute drivel.
<<white, hate sushi.
As a certified white guy, I can guarantee you that I will not touch that shit with a ten foot pole. I won’t eat any fish. I especially won’t eat RAW fish! This would be an epic fail. I convinced the sushi really translates to “Funny joke getting stupid Americans to eat raw fish”.
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I would say white person sushi is chicken sushi, white people don’t seem to like seafood as much as other ethnicities.
See being white is great because just existing gives morons like you extreme diarrhea lmfao
Wow really? All white people love sushi? I’ve been thinking I was white all this time but I must have been mistaken because while I can occasionally east “some” types of rolls without gagging I tolerate it at best.
Way to generalize though… you’re awesome.
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CHilling at the trailer park, my daughter cums in and says your rreading about me? NO I say, I am reading a blog about Sushi. She says her name on the escort page is Sushi! Nothing better to eat than Sushi, what a HO! So go to my daughter’s Ho page, eat some Sushi and roll dat ass, you will love her.