A lot of cultures love dogs – be it for entertainment, labor, or other. But white people love dogs on an entirely different level.
It should be understood that in white culture, dogs are considered training for having children. That is to say that any white couple must get a dog before they have kids. This will prepare them for responsibility by having another creature to feed, supervise it’s bathroom activities, and to love. Because of this, white people generally assume that their dog is their favorite child unless otherwise stated.
When actual children are born, the dog is not displaced but rather remains as the most important member of the household. This is because of the fact that white children will eventually hate their parents, but dogs will love anyone who feeds them.
White people generally believe that dogs have human emotions and that they are capable of loving certain TV shows, films, and music. “Buster just loves watching Six Feet Under!” Even though most dogs would enjoy watching Hitler if he were getting attention every time it came on the TV.
They also believe that their dogs share similar tastes in food – “Little Ben Kweller likes the Organic food the best.” Forgetting the fact that dogs enjoy eating their own feces, and pretty much anything that falls onto the floor.
When searching for homes, many white people will require large yards so that their “dog can run around.” If you work in real estate, this can be exploited for large markups when selling to white people.
It is also a proven fact, that dogs are often used by white people to attract members of the opposite sex. Bringing a puppy or dog to a local dog park, will encourage interaction and conversation. Even more so than a Mac Laptop.
If white people are ever talking about their dogs, it is essential that you reassure them that their dogs are absolutely special and unique. That they are being properly cared for, and that treating like children is the only way to care for a pet. Under no circumstance EVER should you say anything that is derogatory towards dogs, critical of spoiling dogs, or that they are not full members of society who deserve the same rights as humans. Doing any of these three things will completely destroy all relationships you might have had with a white person.
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Your only a dog hater until your trapped under a pile of rubble and ol’ Fido comes to your rescue, lets see a human sniff you out. I don’t care if your black,white,yellow,red or brown and neither does Fido
Amen!
I think that everyone should just be as happy as possible and as kind to other species and each other as possible.
We are after all charged with the stewardship of the earth and all of it’s inhabitants, and that includes dogs.
And I have friends of all colors and backgrounds and their race has no bearing on whether or not they love dogs!
I think that the happier people are with themselves the better they treat everyone else, so perhaps we just need to work harder to make people happier and better adjusted in our mission to protect dogs and other creatures.
Or maybe I am full of crap. But it would be nice in an ideal world if everyone was happy and if dogs were cared for the way they should be.
Looking at history one might see why us white folk are so close to dogs.
Looking back, you can see that it was agriculture that allowed us (humans of all races) to finally show some value to the dogs. The dogs had doing well enough without us. But with the development of agriculture we had something to offer in the form of a steady supply of food even during relatively lean times. We were able to establish a mutually beneficial relationship providing them with a steady supply of food while they gave us protection from other humans; protection from other non-human animals; help hunting (they are better at it than we are); and help raising livestock. In colder climates (people living there were of white or asian race) , though, the steady supply of food was more important to dogs than elsewhere and humans also got the benefit of an extra heat source (dogs run hotter than people) at night. Overall it was a pretty fair exchange and everyone directly involved benefited from the arrangement.
There were some less obvious things that came about from this as well. We humans are, as a species, a crafty lot after all. We looked at the way dogs organized their families into a heirarchical society with a lot of rigidity (for efficiency) and mechanisms in place to deviate from the heirarchy (freedom, reorganization, elimination of waste) which we adopted in our own way. We gained from this the concept of tribalism allowing for such things as nations, clans, ethnicities, military order, and many other things that can be good or bad as you choose to call it.
With all of these things (food, security, social organization) in place, we tended to have longer lifespans and more time in an average day to enjoy ourselves and also to think. We had the resources at this point to develop pseudoscience and early technology and religion from which we gained many things including the ability to reshape (breeding) the dogs to better help us in our daily lives. We made the dogs into creatures that can defend our lives and our property. We made the dogs into creatures that can help us hunt with twice the efficiency and almost no personal danger to ourselves. We made dogs into creatures that allow a single farmer or shepherd with two helper dogs to do the work of five unassisted men.
It has been a long time since humans and dogs began their relationship. We’ve gained a lot from each other, but we’ve also lost a little. It’s the white and asian people who’ve had the closest relationships with dogs, though, just because we’ve lived in colder climates. We’ve learned to value each other more. Dogs have had a long time to learn that white and asian people are more likely to give food and hugs. White and asian people are better able to appreciate the warmth of a dog at mdnight when it’s 10 degrees below freezing outside.
It’s also in areas where white and asian people are most common where it is easiest to see the worst of human/canine interaction. The most specialized dogs of Europe and Asia are some seriously nasty chronic medical problems and have natural life spans less than half that of a wild dog. Humans experienced the rule of Facist and Communist systems.
It is the cold weather that has made it this way.
Some anthropology and human evolution theorists believe that the bringing of dogs into our human world was a trigger in our own evolutionary development. As was stated dogs in our camp gave an early warning alarm against other human or predator encroachment. Dogs gave us an advantage over Neanderthal in hunting. Dogs because of their pack nature evolved in the wild state similarly to northern man, this being the reason they so readily adopt to our lives.
What is sad is that in the last hundred years some of the breeds that northern people developed have become degenerate and lost their ability or instinct that they were bred for. The latter because of breeding these dogs to look a certain way rather than enhancing their original intent. In order to look like they came out of a cookie puncher line breeding or inbreeding has become rampant and all of the genetic diseases from this practice is crippling most modern breeds. It is hard to find good German Shepherds that aren’t displastic, Bulldogs are born from cesarian section, cancer is rampant in boxers. The practice of downsizing or miniturizing dogs is simply a practice of breeding the degenerate runts. These are but just a few examples. In my opinion dog shows for conformation should be outlawed and their sick owners inprisoned.
Black people love dogs too – but only mean ones like pit bulls that they keep chained to their doghouse and they never pet.
Guess what, who gives a frogs fat ass what cat or dog people say. I say, feed them both to my pet snake and make the world a better place.
You’re stupid.
a frogs fat ass????????
White people who like dogs say they are more loyal and not cats because if you die your cat will eat you but not the dog. White people who like cats say the dog is not loyal but stupid.
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