A lot of cultures love dogs - be it for entertainment, labor, or other. But white people love dogs on an entirely different level.
It should be understood that in white culture, dogs are considered training for having children. That is to say that any white couple must get a dog before they have kids. This will prepare them for responsibility by having another creature to feed, supervise it’s bathroom activities, and to love. Because of this, white people generally assume that their dog is their favorite child unless otherwise stated.
When actual children are born, the dog is not displaced but rather remains as the most important member of the household. This is because of the fact that white children will eventually hate their parents, but dogs will love anyone who feeds them.
White people generally believe that dogs have human emotions and that they are capable of loving certain TV shows, films, and music. “Buster just loves watching Six Feet Under!” Even though most dogs would enjoy watching Hitler if he were getting attention every time it came on the TV.
They also believe that their dogs share similar tastes in food - “Little Ben Kweller likes the Organic food the best.” Forgetting the fact that dogs enjoy eating their own feces, and pretty much anything that falls onto the floor.
When searching for homes, many white people will require large yards so that their “dog can run around.” If you work in real estate, this can be exploited for large markups when selling to white people.
It is also a proven fact, that dogs are often used by white people to attract members of the opposite sex. Bringing a puppy or dog to a local dog park, will encourage interaction and conversation. Even more so than a Mac Laptop.
If white people are ever talking about their dogs, it is essential that you reassure them that their dogs are absolutely special and unique. That they are being properly cared for, and that treating like children is the only way to care for a pet. Under no circumstance EVER should you say anything that is derogatory towards dogs, critical of spoiling dogs, or that they are not full members of society who deserve the same rights as humans. Doing any of these three things will completely destroy all relationships you might have had with a white person.
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White people love dogs because dogs have humanlike emotions. Negroes only like dogs who can protect them from other negroes.
You’re going to piss God off with that shit, man.
My dog died. I’m sad. God let him die. Fuck you God.
my dogs like watching Bold & the Beautiful….
And who the hell said humans are a nice cup of tea? Go smell your armpits….
What is this shit? There’s nothing wrong with liking dogs you people who say it is wrong are ridiculous. I can’t figure out why it bothers you people so much. By the way, there are many white animal abusers as well.
Jesus, you guys, it’s just a joke book, like “The Preppy Handbook” in the 80’s. No need to get rabid - I mean, who cares? And if you do care, think about the notion that joking about other people’s differences is healthy and fun, maybe even constructive. Unless it devolves into name-slinging and blame. Sometimes we Americans just need to remember our sense of humor, and our manners.
You are a master at baiting white folks.
A real master baiter, yup, get it???
You gerk-off!
First off, I don’t give a damn who I turn racist with my comments. If a comment was all it took, then they were having issues to begin with. Secondly, the fact that white people have sex with dogs is corroborated by scientific fact, yes years of psychological, sociological, and behavioral studies - not to mention the seemingly endless garbage on the net. Consider this, in an article written by renowned psychotherapist/sex therapist Hani Miletski states that zoophiles often possess an unnatural kinship, or affinity, with their pets or animals. Much like whites today, the dressing of their dogs, treating them as if they were children, even to the point of “marrying” their pets (think I’m kidding, check out this link http://www.marryyourpet.com/. look at all the photos, you’ll see that they are all white), therefore motivating the author to publish this blog in the first place. Zoophiles have an affinity or attraction to animals that parallel an attraction to humans, ergo, your comment “Humans…OF ALL RACES…MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT” parallels the perspective of zoophiles. Whitegirl I am willing to bet you, yourself, is probably a dogfucker. Hani Miletski also states that white culture has been wrought with zoophile behavior throughout history - from drawings illustrated on the walls of early cave dwellers of the 4th Glacial Age, to the Greeks who engaged in bestiality during religious ceremonies, the Romans who amused themselves and audiences by hosting events at the Coliseum and Circus Maximus where men and women were raped by animals for their amusement, Roman emperors and their wives delighted in engaging in bestiality and enjoyed seeing others engage in it as well, bestiality was widespread throughout Western society during the Middle Ages where having sexual intercourse with animals was considered healthy and a cure for diseases, and bestiality was practiced among the early colonists as well - though punishments were later enforced to minimize this behavior later. The witch hunts actually helped to reduce the behavior by a very large margin. Bestiality is a part of white culture, it’s part of your history. Want more info, check out this vid. The cover Hani Miletski’s book is shown earlier in the vid.
White people today are taking bestiality to new highs. More and more news reports are being generated nowadays that report animal sexual abuse perpetrated by whites (http://www.local10.com/news/4539371/detail.html, http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BoZBb6fF2t8, http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=107097&in_page_id=34, http://www.kirotv.com/news/10116161/detail.html, http://www.zootoo.com/petnews/registeredsexoffendercaughtass)
Whites even talk about their experiences and sexual relationships with their pets with glee (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UbP3l3Oj6Qk&feature=related, http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JD7UCNYnp3o&feature=related, http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BxovoNevMt0&watch_response, http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf3p1mXHfqY)
Whites seem to be trying to lay claim to the bestiality bit themselves.
I’ve search all credible news sources, youtube, university scholarly articles, etc - cannot find a single publication reporting sexual abuse of an animal perpetrated a black, NOT ONE!
It’s true, blacks do mistreat animals, but I will say that HIP HOP CULTURE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MISTREATMENT OF ANIMALS, WHITEGIRL. YOUR CLAIM IS THEREBY COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED! Hip hop portrays pit bulls as exactly what that breed of dog is intended to be, a means of protection. While shooting music videos, the safety and accountability of animals are required to be taken into account at all times - just like major movie productions, television shows, commercials, etc.
I’m done. Whitegirl, if you have anything else to say, I will get back to you, AND DON’T EVEN TRY TO PLAY THAT “I AINT COMING BACK SHIT” CAUSE YOU WILL, AND YOU WILL SEE THIS POST.
That’s my spiel supported by scientific and historical fact. Anyone has anything to say, well, you can’t argue with facts.
Zoophilic behavior is not, by any means, singular to “white” culture. Which, I personally feel is a misnomer. There is no “white” culture, just as there is no “black” culture. There are the “predominately white mixed western european peoples of the southern United States” which have created some sort of odd culture which has been greatly influenced by the “predominately black slave culture” which existed over one hundred years ago and was actually made up of peoples from all different countries in Africa and from Islands including some in the Carribean, which means that this supposedly singlular “culture” was made up of many individual cultures. Both of these (black and white in the south) “cultures” learned many things, such as cooking techniques, from the Spanish and French which popularized the south at that time and blended with these two, so I would argue that people who are both “black” and “white” form, together, not apart from another a single distinct culture in the Southern United States which has developed over the past one hundred years and will continue to develop. This southern culture, however, is distinct from the culture of, say, New York, Manhattan to be specific, which is a culture defined by the contributions of hundreds of different distinct cultures which have culminated into one. “Race” is not as simple as “black” and “white,” nor is culture.
This being said and defined, the Greeks participating in bestiality has nothing to do with “white” culture as a whole. Culture is too complex to put names upon. Bestiality has always been practiced by the stupid men of every culture and will continue to be practiced in every culture (rumor has it there is a restaurant in Japan that caters to just this perverse desire). Pinning one sin upon one culture is assinine considering all races have been guilty of bestiality, genocide, ignorance, and stupidity within our human history together.
That being said this book is hilarious and I find it to be completely true… well at least somewhat. It’s not really speaking of “white” culture as a whole. Because over half of the white people I know don’t fit into that mold. This book would be more appropriately titled “Stuff Self-Righteous Pseudo-Intellectual Yuppies pretend to really like”
I guess, based on purely anecdotal evidence then - and there’s also plenty of YouTube evidence (rainmain has high standards when it comes to citations) that only black people will mug you in a big city.
Or to be safe, perhaps I should say “If you get mugged in a large metropolis, chances are greater than 95% that it was perpetrated by an African American male.”
There. I said it.
Had rainman even remotely tried to be funny, I would have gotten his joke. I would have even laughed! But instead he’s trying to look smart and be incendiary at the same time - and failing at both.
What do you want to bet that the genius feels the need to respond to my post?
PRM III
(hey stupid: before you respond to my name and not my post, it’s fake - designed to bait idiots like you into making ad hominem attacks)
Listen, you’re obviously an intelligent person - so maybe you shouldn’t be wasting your time looking up bestiality sites on the internet to prove a point on a site about a joke book.
Go use that big brain for something else, seriously.
you’re a sad, sad little man.
Let’s talk about blacks then. I mean if we’re going to base your opinion of all white people off of a few outliers then, I’d like to do the same with my opinion of blacks. You see, you heard about these things because they’re so incredibly uncommon that they get media attention. If all white people practiced beastiality, it wouldn’t be news worthy. Everyone wipes their ass so, it isn’t worthy of making the news. Based on your logic, I know think that blacks are all on the DL, they all have aids, they’ve all been to prison, they aren’t capable of caring for their own children. This is all based on psychological and scientific fact you see. I once saw a website about it and the pictures were of black people. By the way, making an opinion about anyone based on the color of their skin is racist. So, you my friend are a racist.
I hope that I’ve made my point and no, I don’t believe these things myself.
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