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#112 Hummus

Posted in Uncategorized on October 27, 2008| 1,118 Comments »

When it comes to food, all white people are either allergic to/or have stopped eating everything you consider delicious.  It’s a good idea to come to grips with the concept, because it will save you a lot of headaches. But when white people come to your house, you are forced to deal with the problem […]

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#93 Music Piracy

Posted in Activities, Culture on March 30, 2008| 927 Comments »

White people have always been renowned for having ridiculously large music collections. So when file sharing gave white people a chance to acquire all the music they ever wanted, it felt as though it was an earned right and not a privilege. When (not if) you see a white male with a full iPod, ask […]

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#131 Conan O’Brien

Posted in Uncategorized on January 13, 2010| 1,484 Comments »

The recent news that Conan O’Brien will be replaced by Jay Leno has caused white people to erupt with rage and hostility. You might even expect them to lash out and do something about it like take to the streets or write a letter to NBC to voice their dissatisfaction with the network. But no, […]

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#128 Camping

Posted in Uncategorized on August 14, 2009| 1,334 Comments »

If you find yourself trapped in the middle of the woods without electricity, running water, or a car you would likely describe that situation as a “nightmare” or “a worse case scenario like after plane crash or something.” White people refer to it as “camping.” When white people begin talking to you about camping they […]

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#121 Funny or Ironic Tattoos

Posted in Uncategorized on February 10, 2009| 1,028 Comments »

When you think about tattoo parlors, it conjures up images of sailors, gang members, hepatitis, and spring break.  All of these are things that white people do not like, except for sailors but that only counts if they were sailing before Vietnam.  Yet in spite of this, more and more white people are getting tattoos. […]

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#107 Self Aware Hip Hop References

Posted in Uncategorized on August 18, 2008| 1,058 Comments »

Among the wrong kind of white people, there are few more hated than the wigger or whitethug. Though it is very acceptable and common for the right kind of white people to dress and act as though they were Japanese, Chinese, or European, it is completely unacceptable for them to act like rappers. This distaste […]

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#101 Being Offended

Posted in Activities, People on May 28, 2008| 2,970 Comments »

To be offended is usually a rather unpleasant experience, one that can expose a person to intolerance, cultural misunderstandings, and even evoke the scars of the past.  This is such an unpleasant experience that many people develop a thick skin and try to only be offended in the most egregious and awful situations.  In many circumstances, […]

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#91 San Francisco

Posted in Travel on March 23, 2008| 1,554 Comments »

San Francisco is one of the top US destinations for white people in terms of both travel and living. It is universally agreeable and is a safe discussion topic for any situation. The city is considered one of the world’s premiere locations for white person research. White people like to vacation in San Francisco because […]

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#84 T-Shirts

Posted in Products on March 7, 2008| 876 Comments »

Many people and cultures view t-shirts as a simple piece of apparel that can be acquired cheaply and worn in casual situations. For white people, it’s never that easy. The t-shirt is one of the most complex and expressive items in their entire wardrobe. Your choice of casualwear says a lot about you, and there […]

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